| tweet_id,org_tweet,sarcastic,rephrase,sarcasm,irony,satire,understatement,overstatement,rhetorical_question,tweet |
| 2861,@USER @USER ppl really don't know what a joke is lmao,0,,,,,,,,user user ppl really dont know what a joke is lmao |
| 155,cold queso is so much better than warm queso HTTPURL,1,Cold queso is gross and warm queso is so much better.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cold queso is so much better than warm queso httpurl |
| 239,@USER @USER You are a right bundle of laughs to take to the pictures Draft!,1,I would say he’s being miserable and not that his a bundle of laughs.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user you are a right bundle of laughs to take to the pictures draft . |
| 2539,Calling all user researchers: who fancies beta testing our new thing? It’s good. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,calling all user researchers who fancies beta testing our new thing . its good . httpurl |
| 3230,@USER how has Marcel Kittle been allowed to use disc brakes his year??,0,,,,,,,,user how has marcel kittle been allowed to use disc brakes his year . |
| 1389,"One of these days I want Scar to say something absolutely weird, like his brand of weird, and whoever he’s having a conversation with to just go “what the fuck Scar?” in absolute baffling confusion",0,,,,,,,,one of these days i want scar to say something absolutely weird like his brand of weird and whoever hes having a conversation with to just go what the fuck scar . in absolute baffling confusion |
| 3432,"I would trade my left eye not to have OCD anymore, it’s 5am and I’m here trying not to pluck my scalp bare",0,,,,,,,,i would trade my left eye not to have ocd anymore its 5am and im here trying not to pluck my scalp bare |
| 2613,@USER Tom hardy in any film,0,,,,,,,,user tom hardy in any film |
| 512,"Lucky for @USER , only MVPs get tossed for those kinds of fouls #76ers #ATLvsPHI #hawks #NBAPlayoffs",1,I would say Embiid wasn't good enough to win MVP,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,lucky for user only mvps get tossed for those kinds of fouls 76ers atlvsphi hawks nbaplayoffs |
| 3080,@USER see you there!,0,,,,,,,,user see you there . |
| 338,Replace Pelosi #Nancy,1,He should not have been elected president and donald trump won the presidency.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,replace pelosi nancy |
| 1233,"If u watch the game at my house & u talk during Cal's halftime interviews, my dad will frantically shush u and say ""God is talking!""",0,,,,,,,,if u watch the game at my house u talk during cals halftime interviews my dad will frantically shush u and say god is talking . |
| 135,yeah your girl is fine but does she pass out while giving blood,1,Passing out while giving blood is not attractive,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,yeah your girl is fine but does she pass out while giving blood |
| 3286,thinkin abt coochie,0,,,,,,,,thinkin abt coochie |
| 104,"Lucky for 2nd placed Brentford that there's no stand out team like Leeds this year, or they might have no chance of winning the league. #ncfc",1,Norwich are the standout team this year and therefore Brentford have no chance of winning the league,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,lucky for 2nd placed brentford that theres no stand out team like leeds this year or they might have no chance of winning the league . ncfc |
| 2431,I should’ve called in :woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,i shouldve called in woozyface |
| 1235,Teachers are such precious gems,0,,,,,,,,teachers are such precious gems |
| 227,the fact that “breaking: school shootings preventable” was an actual headline on nbc tonight is actually laughable,1,"the fact that ""breaking:school shootings preventable"" was an actual headline tonight is a sad commentary on our country",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the fact that breaking school shootings preventable was an actual headline on nbc tonight is actually laughable |
| 713,@USER And the hot air and BS she generates makes for a perfect backup energy source!,1,The amount of time spent listening to and comprehending what this gal says is disturbing and disappointing.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user and the hot air and bs she generates makes for a perfect backup energy source . |
| 972,@USER Rust is basically turning into Subnautica 2.,0,,,,,,,,user rust is basically turning into subnautica 2 . |
| 1332,happy birthday mols!! thanks for being such a fun person I love you bunches:sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart: @USER,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday mols . thanks for being such a fun person i love you bunchessparklingheartsparklingheart user |
| 51,July 1st. Half way point of the year. Well I think we can all agree that 2020 has gone swimmingly so far. Can’t wait for part 2. #murderhornets,1,"The first half of 2020 is now over, it's been awful so far hasn't it.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,july 1st . half way point of the year . well i think we can all agree that 2020 has gone swimmingly so far . cant wait for part 2 . murderhornets |
| 1177,to me .. to me .. to me .. to me .. aww $sad$,0,,,,,,,,to me . to me . to me . to me . aww sad |
| 923,i hate when that guy on tiktok is all “i uNdeRsTAnd iTs eASy tO keEp wAtChInG vIdEos..” LIKE BRO MIND YA BUSINESS,0,,,,,,,,i hate when that guy on tiktok is all i understand its easy to keep watching videos . like bro mind ya business |
| 136,"I recovered a repressed memory today of working at @USER in high school 13 years ago & having to answer the phone as “we go all out at Kum & Go, this is Shelby. How can I help you?” And the prank calls that led to. Pretty sure K&G owe me therapy.",1,I don't think K&G owes me therapy.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i recovered a repressed memory today of working at user in high school 13 years ago having to answer the phone as we go all out at kum go this is shelby . how can i help you . and the prank calls that led to . pretty sure kg owe me therapy . |
| 375,It's soo great that I've taken pain medication and my back is still hurting :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:,1,"I took pain medicine for my back, but it still hurts.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its soo great that ive taken pain medication and my back is still hurting wearyfacewearyfacewearyfacewearyfacewearyfacewearyface |
| 2577,I'm going to miss #DesperateHousewives soo much! So depressing that in 45 minutes it will be over forever :loudly_crying_face:!,0,,,,,,,,im going to miss desperatehousewives soo much . so depressing that in 45 minutes it will be over forever loudlycryingface . |
| 1657,Passed my theory,0,,,,,,,,passed my theory |
| 677,I love it when someone criticses my parenting then their adult son cuts his finger off with a knife and breaks his leg by falling off a bike,1,Don't criticise me when your ADULT son can't ride a bike without falling off OR use a knife!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love it when someone criticses my parenting then their adult son cuts his finger off with a knife and breaks his leg by falling off a bike |
| 1168,"just asked a patient if she'd like to schedule for the same time next week and she said ""no, but it was nice meeting you."" well.. fair enough :grinning_face_with_sweat:",0,,,,,,,,just asked a patient if shed like to schedule for the same time next week and she said no but it was nice meeting you . well . fair enough grinningfacewithsweat |
| 1741,Just caught up with #HolbyCity think I've just about finished crying :loudly_crying_face: @USER you were outstanding. You will certainly be missed,0,,,,,,,,just caught up with holbycity think ive just about finished crying loudlycryingface user you were outstanding . you will certainly be missed |
| 2228,accepted for beat the chasers audience:check_mark_button: level up :check_mark_button:,0,,,,,,,,accepted for beat the chasers audiencecheckmarkbutton level up checkmarkbutton |
| 2029,when i was younger i was restricted to one hour a day on the computer..how did i survive,0,,,,,,,,when i was younger i was restricted to one hour a day on the computer . how did i survive |
| 1245,going to drive around in the rain & listen to lil miss olivia rodrigo,0,,,,,,,,going to drive around in the rain listen to lil miss olivia rodrigo |
| 2166,i just saw the loveliest cat on the way home $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,i just saw the loveliest cat on the way home smiley |
| 3384,My mental state is getting dangerously close to Ben Wyatt’s that time he spent weeks on a 3 second claymation movie,0,,,,,,,,my mental state is getting dangerously close to ben wyatts that time he spent weeks on a 3 second claymation movie |
| 2852,"now I’m no mathematician, but pretty sure it doesn’t take 7 cops to arrest 1 person",0,,,,,,,,now im no mathematician but pretty sure it doesnt take 7 cops to arrest 1 person |
| 1425,"I’m not sure what the guys in The Chainsmokers look like, but everyone in this Phoenix crowd looks like they’re in The Chainsmokers.",0,,,,,,,,im not sure what the guys in the chainsmokers look like but everyone in this phoenix crowd looks like theyre in the chainsmokers . |
| 290,love when the train stops in philly and everybody boards and of a sudden it smells like a ham sandwich,1,i'm disappointed but not surprised that my train stopped in philly and everybody got on and suddenly it smelled like ham sandwich,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love when the train stops in philly and everybody boards and of a sudden it smells like a ham sandwich |
| 3083,OT OT,0,,,,,,,,ot ot |
| 1154,@USER @USER Damn! At my wedding we drank enough to make up for the no shows! :thinking_face:,0,,,,,,,,user user damn . at my wedding we drank enough to make up for the no shows . thinkingface |
| 1756,"this Brazilian dude always likes my pictures on instagram, nothing more, and honestly he’s a pretty welcome presence on my account",0,,,,,,,,this brazilian dude always likes my pictures on instagram nothing more and honestly hes a pretty welcome presence on my account |
| 1215,@USER now you have a reason to play this HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user now you have a reason to play this httpurl |
| 1362,"Also my Twitter seems v quiet, what is going on?",0,,,,,,,,also my twitter seems v quiet what is going on . |
| 797,"Afghanistan just completely crumbling after spending over 2 trillion USD and 240,00 human lives over the course of 20 futile years of American occupation sounds amazing in theory, sure. But how are we gonna pay for it? What’s next, chocolate milk for everybody?",1,We should have spent the money we wasted killing and bombing people in Afghanistan (only to lose the war) on social programs here at home instead.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,afghanistan just completely crumbling after spending over 2 trillion usd and 24000 human lives over the course of 20 futile years of american occupation sounds amazing in theory sure . but how are we gonna pay for it . whats next chocolate milk for everybody . |
| 1530,Has anyone written about the complexity of sick leave for the service/retail industry and how impossible it is not to screw over the other workers with it? does that make sense? I need an academic article on this with better words,0,,,,,,,,has anyone written about the complexity of sick leave for the serviceretail industry and how impossible it is not to screw over the other workers with it . does that make sense . i need an academic article on this with better words |
| 2019,"Fuck, an Insomniac developed Wolverine game?! Someone REALLY wants me to get a PS5. Probably the corporations *sigh*",0,,,,,,,,fuck an insomniac developed wolverine game . someone really wants me to get a ps5 . probably the corporations sigh |
| 381,Lovely day to be stuck at the mall with a dead battery.,1,It's no fun to be stuck at the mall with a dead battery.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,lovely day to be stuck at the mall with a dead battery . |
| 1666,So so thankful for the truth and leadership @USER is dropping tonight,0,,,,,,,,so so thankful for the truth and leadership user is dropping tonight |
| 1398,"The first paper @USER and I accepted as part of our special issue on intergroup conflict @USER is now online! Check it out at HTTPURL and kudos Sam Whitt, @USER and @USER",0,,,,,,,,the first paper user and i accepted as part of our special issue on intergroup conflict user is now online . check it out at httpurl and kudos sam whitt user and user |
| 991,the thought of one of my siblings getting my room when i go to uni makes me sad af:pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,the thought of one of my siblings getting my room when i go to uni makes me sad afpensiveface |
| 2358,"i came to a revelation today and was finally honest with myself about what i want to do with my life, super proud of me right now",0,,,,,,,,i came to a revelation today and was finally honest with myself about what i want to do with my life super proud of me right now |
| 2324,So upset about Sean Lock. I’m always watching YouTube compilations of him on Cats does Countdown. One of the funniest comedians out there $sad$,0,,,,,,,,so upset about sean lock . im always watching youtube compilations of him on cats does countdown . one of the funniest comedians out there sad |
| 751,i’m sure 14 year old me would be delighted to know that 22 year old me is still getting stressed over websites crashing for bands:upside-down_face:,1,"""I really don't like that I am still getting as frustrated over websites crashing when I'm buying tickets as I did when I was younger""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im sure 14 year old me would be delighted to know that 22 year old me is still getting stressed over websites crashing for bandsupsidedownface |
| 89,The typhoon flew over me today absolutely fuming they forgot to bomb me,1,the typhoon flew over me today and i didnt get bombed,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the typhoon flew over me today absolutely fuming they forgot to bomb me |
| 220,day 5 of people being mad about ellen sitting by gw bush is when we'll finally get to the bottom of this,1,People are wasting everyone's time by talking about Ellen sitting with George W Bush like it's an important and shameful event.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,day 5 of people being mad about ellen sitting by gw bush is when well finally get to the bottom of this |
| 1518,my mom says i need to interact w actual ppl and not just folks online :(( i have no friends irl,0,,,,,,,,my mom says i need to interact w actual ppl and not just folks online i have no friends irl |
| 2253,The USA gymnastics team is having a rough time,0,,,,,,,,the usa gymnastics team is having a rough time |
| 422,you would think the odds of me sitting next to the exact same stinky man three bus trips in a row is highly unlikely. alas I seem to be a lucky gal,1,"I can't believe the same man ended up sitting next to me on the bus three times in a row. He stinks, so I'm unlucky.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you would think the odds of me sitting next to the exact same stinky man three bus trips in a row is highly unlikely . alas i seem to be a lucky gal |
| 1099,Sometimes I think I’m ready to live in an apartment either with the homies or by myself but then someone rings the doorbell and I get into a full blown anxiety attack because I think it’s someone trying to kill me lmao,0,,,,,,,,sometimes i think im ready to live in an apartment either with the homies or by myself but then someone rings the doorbell and i get into a full blown anxiety attack because i think its someone trying to kill me lmao |
| 3100,I’m done being replaceable to my “friends”,0,,,,,,,,im done being replaceable to my friends |
| 1450,Oh hey guys I got the job I start Wednesday :smiling_face_with_halo:,0,,,,,,,,oh hey guys i got the job i start wednesday smilingfacewithhalo |
| 163,"Thank you twitter for deciding to completely reset your list of the ""suggested topics to follow"" I've clicked to ignore (all of them), so now I'm back to seeing hundreds of them, every time. Really appreciate you doing that.",1,"Twitter has reset the ""topics you might be interested in"". It's awful - all the topics I've clicked ""ignore"" on are coming back to the ""topics.."" section when I scroll any profile or TL, and it's so become a very frustrating experience.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank you twitter for deciding to completely reset your list of the suggested topics to follow ive clicked to ignore all of them so now im back to seeing hundreds of them every time . really appreciate you doing that . |
| 1124,crocheting is hard,0,,,,,,,,crocheting is hard |
| 2797,"I swear never have a conversation with your man about getting engaged, getting married or having kids because you’ll never get the answer:face_with_tears_of_joy::woman_facepalming_medium-light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,i swear never have a conversation with your man about getting engaged getting married or having kids because youll never get the answerfacewithtearsofjoywomanfacepalmingmediumlightskintone |
| 285,@USER @USER worst timeline,1,A US Senator should not be tweeting about Minecraft Youtubers.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user worst timeline |
| 1464,Ok its my birthday I need chinese food,0,,,,,,,,ok its my birthday i need chinese food |
| 3018,@USER Everything goes to financial security to be able to afford decent housing.,0,,,,,,,,user everything goes to financial security to be able to afford decent housing . |
| 1411,"Before going to Lush: I’m just gonna buy 2 bath bombs nothing crazy :smiling_face_with_halo: Me walking out: *holding 4 bath bombs, 2 lip scrubs, 3 shower gels*",0,,,,,,,,before going to lush im just gonna buy 2 bath bombs nothing crazy smilingfacewithhalo me walking out holding 4 bath bombs 2 lip scrubs 3 shower gels |
| 1974,my short term memory has gotten so shit lately but the silver lining is that every time i listen to my playlists i’ve had for months i still get that listening to a good song for the first time feeling,0,,,,,,,,my short term memory has gotten so shit lately but the silver lining is that every time i listen to my playlists ive had for months i still get that listening to a good song for the first time feeling |
| 2374,It is absolutely not a good idea to rewatch the series finale of The Office just weeks away from graduating college :grimacing_face::loudly_crying_face::tired_face:,0,,,,,,,,it is absolutely not a good idea to rewatch the series finale of the office just weeks away from graduating college grimacingfaceloudlycryingfacetiredface |
| 2079,New obsession! scrambled egg with bananna mixed in!,0,,,,,,,,new obsession . scrambled egg with bananna mixed in . |
| 2985,Boss has ordered everyone to work from home for the foreseeable to avoid the spread of coronavirus - this is mental,0,,,,,,,,boss has ordered everyone to work from home for the foreseeable to avoid the spread of coronavirus this is mental |
| 56,we need to normalise having absolutely fried bleach damaged hair. people should talk about this,1,"I am self conscious of my fried, bleach-damaged hair.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we need to normalise having absolutely fried bleach damaged hair . people should talk about this |
| 1175,Herbert’s vision is elite #Hokies,0,,,,,,,,herberts vision is elite hokies |
| 3386,The first time I saw someone hit a juul I thought they were sucking on a portable flash drive,0,,,,,,,,the first time i saw someone hit a juul i thought they were sucking on a portable flash drive |
| 3043,"@USER @USER I haven’t said anything in regards to the case, the allegations, the crime. I honestly have no idea how you’ve drawn that conclusion.",0,,,,,,,,user user i havent said anything in regards to the case the allegations the crime . i honestly have no idea how youve drawn that conclusion . |
| 1610,Started with the sweating now we here :snowflake::snowman_without_snow::snowflake: (aka < 70°F) #JustFloridaThings,0,,,,,,,,started with the sweating now we here snowflakesnowmanwithoutsnowsnowflake aka 70f justfloridathings |
| 880,"@USER @USER What’s more embarrassing is how terrible Florida is doing with containing COVID-19. An utter disgrace. Wearing a mask to protect yourself and others is not embarrassing, it’s leadership.",0,,,,,,,,user user whats more embarrassing is how terrible florida is doing with containing covid19 . an utter disgrace . wearing a mask to protect yourself and others is not embarrassing its leadership . |
| 680,"Have the most balanced diet, a healthy balance of codeine, panadol and ibuprofen..",1,A diet of pain killers is not healthy or balanced,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,have the most balanced diet a healthy balance of codeine panadol and ibuprofen . |
| 420,"So, a country that is trillions in debt, with numbers approaching 13 million on surgical waiting lists and hurtling towards facism regime, is talking about rescuing people from a facist regime?",1,"This country is not a ""free"" country anymore.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,so a country that is trillions in debt with numbers approaching 13 million on surgical waiting lists and hurtling towards facism regime is talking about rescuing people from a facist regime . |
| 1829,"I tried to use GIMP but I hate it and it doesn’t work with my iCloud Drive. I’m thinking of just caving & purchasing the Photoshop cc sub :weary_face: I think I can get away with just buying a photoshop subscription, I don’t mind Inkscape & Shotcut.",0,,,,,,,,i tried to use gimp but i hate it and it doesnt work with my icloud drive . im thinking of just caving purchasing the photoshop cc sub wearyface i think i can get away with just buying a photoshop subscription i dont mind inkscape shotcut . |
| 1470,help why do i keep having nightmares about being amish,0,,,,,,,,help why do i keep having nightmares about being amish |
| 2818,it's all fun and games until the bigot we have been making dumb memes of for the past year is hours away from becoming our next president.,0,,,,,,,,its all fun and games until the bigot we have been making dumb memes of for the past year is hours away from becoming our next president . |
| 1820,Any Brandi Carlile song rips my heart out and mercilessly stomps on it until it is in a million different pieces,0,,,,,,,,any brandi carlile song rips my heart out and mercilessly stomps on it until it is in a million different pieces |
| 2832,My stepmom really needs to go in a home #SheCrazy #NeedsToGoInTheHome,0,,,,,,,,my stepmom really needs to go in a home shecrazy needstogointhehome |
| 2744,i just wanna move to italy already,0,,,,,,,,i just wanna move to italy already |
| 1291,I just wanna know why God couldn’t have given me just a little bit of titty..??,0,,,,,,,,i just wanna know why god couldnt have given me just a little bit of titty . |
| 3299,"After 22 hours of travelling, it’s so nice to be home:smiling_face_with_hearts:",0,,,,,,,,after 22 hours of travelling its so nice to be homesmilingfacewithhearts |
| 631,"me: revises cells + other general biology stuff edexcel: ""i want a fit summer bod, get them to tell me how i get one"" #EdexcelBiology #Gcses2018",1,We were taught the incorrect subjects in our science lessons.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,me revises cells other general biology stuff edexcel i want a fit summer bod get them to tell me how i get one edexcelbiology gcses2018 |
| 1086,Any other @USER #Rammstein fans randomly had their merch orders cancelled??,0,,,,,,,,any other user rammstein fans randomly had their merch orders cancelled . |
| 1105,Of course I was going to spend my birthday desperately trying not to poo myself,0,,,,,,,,of course i was going to spend my birthday desperately trying not to poo myself |
| 326,everytime i swipe through bumble when i’m bored i just get sad that no one has the same complex interests as me….rude :face_with_steam_from_nose::face_with_rolling_eyes: /j,1,Everytime i swipe through bumble when i’m bored i just get sad that no one has the same complex interests as me.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,everytime i swipe through bumble when im bored i just get sad that no one has the same complex interests as me . rude facewithsteamfromnosefacewithrollingeyes j |
| 2557,Why do Americans use paper plates for every meal when they’re in their own homes. I desperately need to know the answer,0,,,,,,,,why do americans use paper plates for every meal when theyre in their own homes . i desperately need to know the answer |
| 2063,"sometimes i gaslight myself into thinking my fear of and general discomfort with men is stupid and i'm actually just a shitty person who makes broad assumptions about ppl due to past trauma but then i speak to One and immediately trust my instincts again, stronger than before",0,,,,,,,,sometimes i gaslight myself into thinking my fear of and general discomfort with men is stupid and im actually just a shitty person who makes broad assumptions about ppl due to past trauma but then i speak to one and immediately trust my instincts again stronger than before |
| 3282,Been thinking about the vegan burger from kfc since Tuesday and I’m so mad the closest one that serves it is fuckin Wigan.,0,,,,,,,,been thinking about the vegan burger from kfc since tuesday and im so mad the closest one that serves it is fuckin wigan . |
| 1519,being a head nodder in zoom university is a curse,0,,,,,,,,being a head nodder in zoom university is a curse |
| 1561,dev patel is so hot girl i was having a crisis watching the green night,0,,,,,,,,dev patel is so hot girl i was having a crisis watching the green night |
| 168,"5:30 banshee-like kitten zoomies are definitely my all-time favorite alarm clock, and the sound of jewelry boxes flipping over and burnouts on the wood floor make for the calmest, most enjoyable start to any workday.",1,"""I can't stand when the kittens have so much energy at the crack of dawn that I get woken up by a loud, noisy mess they've made""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,530 bansheelike kitten zoomies are definitely my alltime favorite alarm clock and the sound of jewelry boxes flipping over and burnouts on the wood floor make for the calmest most enjoyable start to any workday . |
| 1075,Finally listening to Luke’s album and I really like it.. very vibey,0,,,,,,,,finally listening to lukes album and i really like it . very vibey |
| 3193,how does one go about not making things up and then convincing yourself that the thing you’ve made up is true what would u call that wrong answers only,0,,,,,,,,how does one go about not making things up and then convincing yourself that the thing youve made up is true what would u call that wrong answers only |
| 2579,"I forgive, but never forget I don't hold grudges, I just move on I suggest that you do the same.",0,,,,,,,,i forgive but never forget i dont hold grudges i just move on i suggest that you do the same . |
| 2378,i keep thinking about the time that @USER told me i had a “swiftie phone” idek what that means,0,,,,,,,,i keep thinking about the time that user told me i had a swiftie phone idek what that means |
| 1165,youve heard of coffee enemas now get ready for coffee bidets,0,,,,,,,,youve heard of coffee enemas now get ready for coffee bidets |
| 1071,every time i see someone named david im like ….. wow… that really IS a guy named david,0,,,,,,,,every time i see someone named david im like . wow that really is a guy named david |
| 1155,My bank account when I’m bored and online shop during work HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my bank account when im bored and online shop during work httpurl |
| 1510,When it's September 1st and you're excited cause you realize Halloween is next month #enthusiast :ghost::jack-o-lantern:,0,,,,,,,,when its september 1st and youre excited cause you realize halloween is next month enthusiast ghostjackolantern |
| 2623,"What a showing from the whole squad. Champions down, Grealish and Sterling pocketed, no Kane needed, Dreamland. COME ON YOU SPURS #COYS #TOTMCI",0,,,,,,,,what a showing from the whole squad . champions down grealish and sterling pocketed no kane needed dreamland . come on you spurs coys totmci |
| 865,Update: holding hands with your mom and walking around campus also shows you're prepared for the independence college offers,1,Holding hands with your parent while walking around campus is a bad way to show you're ready for the independence of college,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,update holding hands with your mom and walking around campus also shows youre prepared for the independence college offers |
| 3124,Being a curly-haired ginger and walking into a hair salon full of women is a level of celebrity my social anxiety cannot handle,0,,,,,,,,being a curlyhaired ginger and walking into a hair salon full of women is a level of celebrity my social anxiety cannot handle |
| 29,just wondering how to get my diss down by 1500 words .. such fun,1,getting my diss down by 1500 words is not fun.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just wondering how to get my diss down by 1500 words . such fun |
| 1784,Angela Merkel: doctorate in Quantum Chemistry Leo Varadkar: worked for years as a GP Boris Johnson: once accidentally called ping-pong “wiff-waff”,0,,,,,,,,angela merkel doctorate in quantum chemistry leo varadkar worked for years as a gp boris johnson once accidentally called pingpong wiffwaff |
| 82,i love ingesting poison and then wondering why my tummy is rumbling the next morning,1,Every time I drink I wake up with an upset stomach,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love ingesting poison and then wondering why my tummy is rumbling the next morning |
| 1697,Can a burrito change the world? Don't miss Chipotle's first Game Day commercial HTTPURL #bonuspoints,0,,,,,,,,can a burrito change the world . dont miss chipotles first game day commercial httpurl bonuspoints |
| 1179,Why has Murray not already thrown this set? No way he comes back from 5-0and just tires himself out for no apparent reason.,0,,,,,,,,why has murray not already thrown this set . no way he comes back from 50and just tires himself out for no apparent reason . |
| 1008,"@USER @USER @USER Does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes, OR do we have to take into account going to the bar? Either way it’s a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids.",0,,,,,,,,user user user does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes or do we have to take into account going to the bar . either way its a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids . |
| 79,Tinnitus is my favourite thing ever I love it. So loud so atmospheric HTTPURL,1,My tinnitus is so annoying,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,tinnitus is my favourite thing ever i love it . so loud so atmospheric httpurl |
| 3239,i genuinely can’t believe that red velvet are finally back after like two years i don’t know how it’s been that long,0,,,,,,,,i genuinely cant believe that red velvet are finally back after like two years i dont know how its been that long |
| 1029,@USER We watched this and were really saddened by the lack of deeper digging around this issue. There was an air of blame uk jobless for not stepping up. Needs a proper investigation and not a fluff piece IMO. Thanks for your tweet though.,0,,,,,,,,user we watched this and were really saddened by the lack of deeper digging around this issue . there was an air of blame uk jobless for not stepping up . needs a proper investigation and not a fluff piece imo . thanks for your tweet though . |
| 2534,Resisting homemade cheesecake at work for 3 days in a row. I should get a medal!,0,,,,,,,,resisting homemade cheesecake at work for 3 days in a row . i should get a medal . |
| 1167,HmMMmMM four days off for the holiday + crappy weather = mini personal writing retreat? I like it.. I like it a lot,0,,,,,,,,hmmmmmm four days off for the holiday crappy weather mini personal writing retreat . i like it . i like it a lot |
| 359,It would be nice if my body would let me sleep..,1,I wish my body would let me sleep.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,it would be nice if my body would let me sleep . |
| 1511,The motto of 2021 is: “stop defending shitty men” this is not up for debate,0,,,,,,,,the motto of 2021 is stop defending shitty men this is not up for debate |
| 131,I wish that grilled cheese helped you get that summer bod,1,Grilled cheese doesn't give you a summer bod,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i wish that grilled cheese helped you get that summer bod |
| 2382,Please PLEASE do not flirt with your delivery drivers. Literally the WORST,0,,,,,,,,please please do not flirt with your delivery drivers . literally the worst |
| 2281,You know it's March madness when my Twitter feed is just @USER ranting about the current game.,0,,,,,,,,you know its march madness when my twitter feed is just user ranting about the current game . |
| 1909,early cat boys? nyanderthals,0,,,,,,,,early cat boys . nyanderthals |
| 2046,Can’t beat a Carry On film :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,cant beat a carry on film smilingfacewithsmilingeyes |
| 1794,#didyouknow Mosquitoes are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as to any other colour.,0,,,,,,,,didyouknow mosquitoes are attracted to the colour blue twice as much as to any other colour . |
| 3407,"an 8 year old just complimented my shoes in passing, what does that mean",0,,,,,,,,an 8 year old just complimented my shoes in passing what does that mean |
| 822,@USER @USER Cade Cunningham is my favorite basketball player please 2K :folded_hands::folded_hands::folded_hands:,1,"""I'm not a Piston's fan but it would be really fun to play with them in 2K22.""",1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user cade cunningham is my favorite basketball player please 2k foldedhandsfoldedhandsfoldedhands |
| 2480,text all of your loved ones today & tell them how much they mean to you. you never know when you won’t have that chance again,0,,,,,,,,text all of your loved ones today tell them how much they mean to you . you never know when you wont have that chance again |
| 1797,"Yep, the only reason I've stayed with 3 since Ovivo disappeared was the everywhere contract. If and when this reaches me then I'm offski. @USER HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,yep the only reason ive stayed with 3 since ovivo disappeared was the everywhere contract . if and when this reaches me then im offski . user httpurl |
| 3431,Chloe and Toby just minding their business :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:,0,,,,,,,,chloe and toby just minding their business rollingonthefloorlaughing |
| 1751,"In desperate need of 1 final spoon code. Been searching shops desperately for the last few weeks without luck. Please, please send me a code",0,,,,,,,,in desperate need of 1 final spoon code . been searching shops desperately for the last few weeks without luck . please please send me a code |
| 2355,my brain cells when i'm asked to do any math whatsoever HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my brain cells when im asked to do any math whatsoever httpurl |
| 2205,I have such an obsession with white shoes but can’t keep them clean. Someone help me $sad$,0,,,,,,,,i have such an obsession with white shoes but cant keep them clean . someone help me sad |
| 2348,do you check ur bank account every other second or are u financially stable?,0,,,,,,,,do you check ur bank account every other second or are u financially stable . |
| 23,Oh my goodness. It’s the first week of the summer holidays and Harrison has found his recorder. Give. Me. Strength.,1,It is the first week of the summer holiday and My son is playing his recorder and my ears cannot take the sound anymore.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh my goodness . its the first week of the summer holidays and harrison has found his recorder . give . me . strength . |
| 1970,Highway signs where they stretch the state shape to fit the numbers in make me irrationally angry,0,,,,,,,,highway signs where they stretch the state shape to fit the numbers in make me irrationally angry |
| 1982,"Reporting live from the middle of nowhere, Texas: tumbleweeds do exist",0,,,,,,,,reporting live from the middle of nowhere texas tumbleweeds do exist |
| 2644,my new hobby is forcing my non-tumblr bf to watch commentary videos on weird Tumblr shit that I personally witnessed and survived,0,,,,,,,,my new hobby is forcing my nontumblr bf to watch commentary videos on weird tumblr shit that i personally witnessed and survived |
| 1331,@USER @USER It ain’t funny it’s heartbreaking:pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,user user it aint funny its heartbreakingpleadingface |
| 3304,I'm not really in favour of gun control at all but I find it incredibly interesting that Americans on both the far left and the right will often use the necessity of defending yourself against an oppressive state as the reason for maintaining free access to firearms. 1/2,0,,,,,,,,im not really in favour of gun control at all but i find it incredibly interesting that americans on both the far left and the right will often use the necessity of defending yourself against an oppressive state as the reason for maintaining free access to firearms . 12 |
| 1172,"sorry to the proctor for my chem exam last week that saw me cry for 20 mins. don’t worry, I changed my major :love-you_gesture_medium-light_skin_tone::grimacing_face:",0,,,,,,,,sorry to the proctor for my chem exam last week that saw me cry for 20 mins . dont worry i changed my major loveyougesturemediumlightskintonegrimacingface |
| 445,Every time I see an establishment with paper straws I turn a little bit Republican,1,I do not enjoy paper straws,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,every time i see an establishment with paper straws i turn a little bit republican |
| 2537,I’ll miss waking up and hearing all the exciting news from overnight. I’ll miss the BBC coverage keeping me company during the day as I’m working. I’ll miss the feeling that there’s more to come the following day…,0,,,,,,,,ill miss waking up and hearing all the exciting news from overnight . ill miss the bbc coverage keeping me company during the day as im working . ill miss the feeling that theres more to come the following day |
| 2320,Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock,0,,,,,,,,sherlock sherlock sherlock sherlock sherlock sherlock |
| 3203,"Investing doesn’t need to be complicated. Invest in a low cost global index fund or ETF over the long-term, have PAYtience and watch your money grow!",0,,,,,,,,investing doesnt need to be complicated . invest in a low cost global index fund or etf over the longterm have paytience and watch your money grow . |
| 3115,"i really do genuinely wish him a good and fast recovery. he used to bring me a lot of comfort. he’s young and said he’s getting good care, but it’s so traumatic and awful i really hope he’s doing alright.",0,,,,,,,,i really do genuinely wish him a good and fast recovery . he used to bring me a lot of comfort . hes young and said hes getting good care but its so traumatic and awful i really hope hes doing alright . |
| 2257,i’m still confused why 11 isn’t pronounced onety one :face_with_raised_eyebrow:,0,,,,,,,,im still confused why 11 isnt pronounced onety one facewithraisedeyebrow |
| 1791,We didn’t deserve to draw anyway but it’s just so frustrating to lose due to shit officiating,0,,,,,,,,we didnt deserve to draw anyway but its just so frustrating to lose due to shit officiating |
| 1708,thinking about that time when a week after i broke up with him my ex sent me a playlist to tell me all his feelings from throughout our 3 week relationship+how he felt about it ending and the whole thing was just john mayer songs,0,,,,,,,,thinking about that time when a week after i broke up with him my ex sent me a playlist to tell me all his feelings from throughout our 3 week relationshiphow he felt about it ending and the whole thing was just john mayer songs |
| 3164,"all these antivax and antimask people dying of covid, i think is less about them staying true to their beliefs and more that they literally can’t imagine it happening to them, no matter how much it happens to others. “rip to you but i’m different” playing out on a mass scale",0,,,,,,,,all these antivax and antimask people dying of covid i think is less about them staying true to their beliefs and more that they literally cant imagine it happening to them no matter how much it happens to others . rip to you but im different playing out on a mass scale |
| 462,I’m still confused about DaBaby’s point? Like would you have said “everybody without cancer out your lighters up”?? like what sir HTTPURL,1,"Why would you say something like that? It almost sounds the same as if you said ""etc""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,im still confused about dababys point . like would you have said everybody without cancer out your lighters up . like what sir httpurl |
| 164,Thank god I just accidentally snapped a rando guy from high school ‘yas queen’ with acne cream all over my face,1,"The tweet could be, ""oh my goodness I just accidentally snapped a rando guy from high school ‘yas queen’ with acne cream all over my face"" to make it not sarcastic.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank god i just accidentally snapped a rando guy from high school yas queen with acne cream all over my face |
| 2482,"going from a toxic, abusive relationship to a healthy n loving one is so crazy. im finally happy :’))",0,,,,,,,,going from a toxic abusive relationship to a healthy n loving one is so crazy . im finally happy |
| 3331,why do i check the weather app like it's social media,0,,,,,,,,why do i check the weather app like its social media |
| 342,"Bart is closed rn in Oakland so I can’t go to work, I’m so upset..",1,I’m so happy I can’t go to work,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,bart is closed rn in oakland so i cant go to work im so upset . |
| 2331,just rang 6 of my friends and none of them picked up HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,just rang 6 of my friends and none of them picked up httpurl |
| 2790,Sometimes I really feel like I need coffee to survive the day and I think that's what growing up is,0,,,,,,,,sometimes i really feel like i need coffee to survive the day and i think thats what growing up is |
| 1601,"hey brands nobody gives two shits that ur logos are rainbow now, grow a pear and actually do something for our community $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,hey brands nobody gives two shits that ur logos are rainbow now grow a pear and actually do something for our community smiley |
| 3174,me and rachel are sitting in mcdonald’s talking about how we spend too much money on food and as the guy at the table behind us is leaving he lays down $10 and says have a great day and walked out i’m crying,0,,,,,,,,me and rachel are sitting in mcdonalds talking about how we spend too much money on food and as the guy at the table behind us is leaving he lays down 10 and says have a great day and walked out im crying |
| 1312,"Can anyone enlighten me as to what is near Imperial Wharf on the Overground such that a lot of people alight in the AM peak and board in the PM? Didn't know there were offices there, thought it was residential?",0,,,,,,,,can anyone enlighten me as to what is near imperial wharf on the overground such that a lot of people alight in the am peak and board in the pm . didnt know there were offices there thought it was residential . |
| 2057,"I don't follow the Women's Super League because my team aren't in. Southampton have built their women's team from grassroots and youth up, rather than just buying their way into the elite. I am proud of them for that.",0,,,,,,,,i dont follow the womens super league because my team arent in . southampton have built their womens team from grassroots and youth up rather than just buying their way into the elite . i am proud of them for that . |
| 3139,"did i just drive over an hour to go to the closest trader joe’s and pretend i was still in california.. yea, will i do it again? also hell fucking yea",0,,,,,,,,did i just drive over an hour to go to the closest trader joes and pretend i was still in california . yea will i do it again . also hell fucking yea |
| 630,do you think when a middle aged white man goes to buy a big lifted brand new F150 they check to make sure his penis is incredibly small?? or do they just take his word for it,1,I notice that certain men who drive Ford F150s tend to drive aggressively/poorly,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,do you think when a middle aged white man goes to buy a big lifted brand new f150 they check to make sure his penis is incredibly small . or do they just take his word for it |
| 1150,"At the point in my life where my body keeps developing new allergies. My metabolism has slowed, hangovers are no joke anymore, and now I can't eat several of my favorite fruits. Screw wrinkles, this is the reason why people are afraid of getting old",0,,,,,,,,at the point in my life where my body keeps developing new allergies . my metabolism has slowed hangovers are no joke anymore and now i cant eat several of my favorite fruits . screw wrinkles this is the reason why people are afraid of getting old |
| 1147,"Maxwell, Arthur’s middle name is Grandpa’s name. So he has a piece of two very important people of Mikeys family. Grandpa is a incredible guy and this was probably the only thing at this point that we could give him to make him feel appreciated and loved. Grandpa loves his name.",0,,,,,,,,maxwell arthurs middle name is grandpas name . so he has a piece of two very important people of mikeys family . grandpa is a incredible guy and this was probably the only thing at this point that we could give him to make him feel appreciated and loved . grandpa loves his name . |
| 30,It’s been a blissful 2.5 hours of sleep tonight,1,I only got 2.5 hours of sleep last night and it wasn’t enough,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its been a blissful 2 . 5 hours of sleep tonight |
| 1702,it’s unbelievable to me that “you pay rent so your landlord can handle maintenance” “your landlord doesn’t have to fix anything that isn’t an immediate hazard” and “your landlord can forbid you from repairing stuff yourself” are beliefs that people can hold simultaneously,0,,,,,,,,its unbelievable to me that you pay rent so your landlord can handle maintenance your landlord doesnt have to fix anything that isnt an immediate hazard and your landlord can forbid you from repairing stuff yourself are beliefs that people can hold simultaneously |
| 327,Sitting next to the world's loudest mouth-breather on the first day of class did a really good job of demystifying grad school for me today,1,I was very annoyed today in my first class of the year because I sat next to someone who had very loud breaths.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,sitting next to the worlds loudest mouthbreather on the first day of class did a really good job of demystifying grad school for me today |
| 2679,How long do you have be out of school before you stop cringing every time you see a school bus,0,,,,,,,,how long do you have be out of school before you stop cringing every time you see a school bus |
| 2611,Enjoyed every moment of watching our fabulous Team GB compete in the Olympic Gymnastics! #sotalented,0,,,,,,,,enjoyed every moment of watching our fabulous team gb compete in the olympic gymnastics . sotalented |
| 212,@USER And with a plentiful supply of rhubarb.,1,It is good that Geoff likes rhubarb.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user and with a plentiful supply of rhubarb . |
| 1108,Got my xqc hoodie and signed card a few days ago. Feelsgoodman. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,got my xqc hoodie and signed card a few days ago . feelsgoodman . httpurl |
| 3060,#MUSpartans WR Joseph Powell was a full go at practice today. Good sign for the upcoming scrimmage @ Kalamazoo,0,,,,,,,,muspartans wr joseph powell was a full go at practice today . good sign for the upcoming scrimmage kalamazoo |
| 1481,The problem with buying Christmas presents is that I want to keep so many of them :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::wrapped_gift::Christmas_tree::Santa_Claus_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,the problem with buying christmas presents is that i want to keep so many of them smilingfacewithhearteyeswrappedgiftchristmastreesantaclausmediumlightskintone |
| 3378,"Not sure if I like the updated font on Twitter yet, but those black and white buttons/icons are not it…",0,,,,,,,,not sure if i like the updated font on twitter yet but those black and white buttonsicons are not it |
| 2793,Using jazz as a reading playlist has reminded me one thing: I love Ella Fitzgerald,0,,,,,,,,using jazz as a reading playlist has reminded me one thing i love ella fitzgerald |
| 2151,I kinda dig @USER new album.,0,,,,,,,,i kinda dig user new album . |
| 3117,THREE of my friends are doing their vivas this week and I am EXCITED FOR CELEBRATIONS :bottle_with_popping_cork:,0,,,,,,,,three of my friends are doing their vivas this week and i am excited for celebrations bottlewithpoppingcork |
| 3177,A week ago I was telling my mom I don’t want kids for awhile cause I’m not ready for the responsibility & I have a lot to work on to be the best parent I can be. But I had a dream I had a baby and woke up sad bc I don’t have one :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,a week ago i was telling my mom i dont want kids for awhile cause im not ready for the responsibility i have a lot to work on to be the best parent i can be . but i had a dream i had a baby and woke up sad bc i dont have one wearyface |
| 3333,At this point I just feel bad for him :face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,at this point i just feel bad for him facewithtearsofjoy httpurl |
| 2041,"Why does the commentator keep calling Adrian, Alisson?",0,,,,,,,,why does the commentator keep calling adrian alisson . |
| 2608,Going out is overrated! On the couch watching serial killer documentaries is how I like to spend my Fridays :old_woman_medium-light_skin_tone::woman_detective_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,going out is overrated . on the couch watching serial killer documentaries is how i like to spend my fridays oldwomanmediumlightskintonewomandetectivelightskintone |
| 3234,i miss amsterdam,0,,,,,,,,i miss amsterdam |
| 72,Avoid mass gatherings.. does this mean that I can stay home tomorrow as I work at a school? No I thought not. #schoolclosure,1,I can not avoid miss gatherings as I work in a school.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,avoid mass gatherings . does this mean that i can stay home tomorrow as i work at a school . no i thought not . schoolclosure |
| 620,"It’s spring, so that means it’s time for couples to leave the bar across the street and come fight under my window at 2 am again :red_heart:",1,I hate when drunk couples fight outside of my apartment,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its spring so that means its time for couples to leave the bar across the street and come fight under my window at 2 am again redheart |
| 181,hey quick question is it fall or spring??,1,Why is it so frickin warm in November someone lmk,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,hey quick question is it fall or spring . |
| 3125,So does anyone else carry their animals around the house on a tour to look out all the windows so they know what it’s like to be big,0,,,,,,,,so does anyone else carry their animals around the house on a tour to look out all the windows so they know what its like to be big |
| 684,@USER @USER ya need a carry hit me up im a octane main,1,hit me up to play im an octane main,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user ya need a carry hit me up im a octane main |
| 1059,"i’m usually pretty good at guessing the ending of a crime series but #clickbaitnetflix had me changing my guess every episode. SO good, highly recc",0,,,,,,,,im usually pretty good at guessing the ending of a crime series but clickbaitnetflix had me changing my guess every episode . so good highly recc |
| 1680,This second jab has made me feel off the box this entire day :face_vomiting:,0,,,,,,,,this second jab has made me feel off the box this entire day facevomiting |
| 1623,people who hate the snow give off the same energy as people who hate cats,0,,,,,,,,people who hate the snow give off the same energy as people who hate cats |
| 3393,it’s too early to be this annoyed,0,,,,,,,,its too early to be this annoyed |
| 1912,People are always like “I don’t remember what life was like before covid” but for me it’s more like “idk what life was like before TikTok”,0,,,,,,,,people are always like i dont remember what life was like before covid but for me its more like idk what life was like before tiktok |
| 2289,Hit the perfect drunk sweet spot. Doing silly voices and saying stupid stuff to make each other laugh. Pretty much when I'm at my happiest tbh.,0,,,,,,,,hit the perfect drunk sweet spot . doing silly voices and saying stupid stuff to make each other laugh . pretty much when im at my happiest tbh . |
| 1867,@USER @USER This is all Biden's failure..politicians like to pass the buck,0,,,,,,,,user user this is all bidens failure . politicians like to pass the buck |
| 1303,bought some index cards and a 3 ring binder the other day just so i could feel alive,0,,,,,,,,bought some index cards and a 3 ring binder the other day just so i could feel alive |
| 2373,Seeing Erin see Mr. Brightside performed live was the best thing i’ve witnessed in 2018 so far:musical_notes::guitar:,0,,,,,,,,seeing erin see mr . brightside performed live was the best thing ive witnessed in 2018 so farmusicalnotesguitar |
| 1962,"@USER I'm not sure exactly how on iPhones, but I know my Android let's me back up my saved voice mail messages on Google drive! I can look into it for you for iPhones",0,,,,,,,,user im not sure exactly how on iphones but i know my android lets me back up my saved voice mail messages on google drive . i can look into it for you for iphones |
| 1416,"@USER Thanks Alex, I'm happy with my results $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,user thanks alex im happy with my results smiley |
| 2042,Can we sign haaland please or any st who can shoot. Drop Bobby into the mid. We need goals not passes,0,,,,,,,,can we sign haaland please or any st who can shoot . drop bobby into the mid . we need goals not passes |
| 69,"So we actually have to do hot girl summer without 1989 Taylor’s version., I’m sick",1,I'm so sad that 1989 (Taylor's version) won't be released this summer.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so we actually have to do hot girl summer without 1989 taylors version . im sick |
| 3462,In case nobody is watching the #MINNvsBAMA game Alabama only has 4 players to play with,0,,,,,,,,in case nobody is watching the minnvsbama game alabama only has 4 players to play with |
| 2246,if folding your arms and crossing your arms mean the same thing… why can’t i say i’m folding my eyes instead of crossing my eyes? :thinking_face: #iamconfusion,0,,,,,,,,if folding your arms and crossing your arms mean the same thing why cant i say im folding my eyes instead of crossing my eyes . thinkingface iamconfusion |
| 3309,acu candlelight send off got me all emo :’((,0,,,,,,,,acu candlelight send off got me all emo |
| 1833,the worst thing about coffee is that it looks so nice and then you drink it and it just isnt,0,,,,,,,,the worst thing about coffee is that it looks so nice and then you drink it and it just isnt |
| 2911,"@USER Lol. ""Penetration of cloth masks by particles was almost 97%"" ""This study is the first RCT of cloth masks, and the results caution against the use of cloth masks."" HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,user lol . penetration of cloth masks by particles was almost 97 this study is the first rct of cloth masks and the results caution against the use of cloth masks . httpurl |
| 1173,Hell of a last second decision by Hooker!,0,,,,,,,,hell of a last second decision by hooker . |
| 1854,Today has made 4 years since ‘The End’ and I’m honestly about to cry. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,today has made 4 years since the end and im honestly about to cry . httpurl |
| 2589,"If I said something like, ""I drank hot chocolate and ice water in tandem."" Would it be correct? Meaning I drank first one, then the other.",0,,,,,,,,if i said something like i drank hot chocolate and ice water in tandem . would it be correct . meaning i drank first one then the other . |
| 1350,oh cool I drive to school in less than 12 hours and I’m frantically looking up fun facts about the final destination franchise for absolutely no reason it’s fine everything’s fiNE,0,,,,,,,,oh cool i drive to school in less than 12 hours and im frantically looking up fun facts about the final destination franchise for absolutely no reason its fine everythings fine |
| 3020,"@USER Awe. Appreciate that, Kim. Who knows where I will land. I'm going to take my time. It makes me concerned about the shortage of affordable housing for our aging population. I don't want to be warehoused.",0,,,,,,,,user awe . appreciate that kim . who knows where i will land . im going to take my time . it makes me concerned about the shortage of affordable housing for our aging population . i dont want to be warehoused . |
| 1357,"Also, it gets forgotten just how often the Israeli military conducts raids just for fun, to terrorise and demoralise the people who live there, and to collectively punish the population. This happens all the time, out of sight. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,also it gets forgotten just how often the israeli military conducts raids just for fun to terrorise and demoralise the people who live there and to collectively punish the population . this happens all the time out of sight . httpurl |
| 2526,Best of luck to everybody taking part in the Southend Half Marathon this morning. Hopefully my shins will hold out! All hail Deep Freeze!,0,,,,,,,,best of luck to everybody taking part in the southend half marathon this morning . hopefully my shins will hold out . all hail deep freeze . |
| 3180,"At every job I’ve ever worked, my supervisor gets frustrated that I don’t retain information immediately or that I need things to be repeated multiple times. And not only is it really disheartening to be treated like I’m not trying or that I’m stupid, it has crushed my confidence",0,,,,,,,,at every job ive ever worked my supervisor gets frustrated that i dont retain information immediately or that i need things to be repeated multiple times . and not only is it really disheartening to be treated like im not trying or that im stupid it has crushed my confidence |
| 519,How is it possible that Sly Stallone’s ‘Cobra’ is both the best and the worst movie ever made?,1,I kind of dislike and like Cobra the movie the same amount!,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,how is it possible that sly stallones cobra is both the best and the worst movie ever made . |
| 744,. @USER thanks for shutting down the only Disney Store in northeastern Ohio. The other two stores went out of business yrs ago. It’s not the same with shipping costs online not to mention LE doll sales are an absolute nightmare online. So unbelievably disappointing. :broken_heart:,1,I'm very upset that you closed my local store.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,. user thanks for shutting down the only disney store in northeastern ohio . the other two stores went out of business yrs ago . its not the same with shipping costs online not to mention le doll sales are an absolute nightmare online . so unbelievably disappointing . brokenheart |
| 211,"Don’t worry, 20 something people who follow me here, I brushed my hair for the first time in a week today. I know, impressive.",1,"I brushed my hair today, how easy.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dont worry 20 something people who follow me here i brushed my hair for the first time in a week today . i know impressive . |
| 1553,"They had 5 turnovers and we needed to capitalize on them, this whole season we said we needed touchdowns instead of field goals",0,,,,,,,,they had 5 turnovers and we needed to capitalize on them this whole season we said we needed touchdowns instead of field goals |
| 292,My dream is to be left alone.,1,I simply do not want to be bothered by annoying people ever again.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my dream is to be left alone . |
| 1278,"Mom: Jack, do you have a a lot of homework tonight? Jack: I finished it all in school God I miss those days",0,,,,,,,,mom jack do you have a a lot of homework tonight . jack i finished it all in school god i miss those days |
| 2764,there isn’t a labor shortage. no one wants to work at a minimum wage job with no benefits; where hogs & karens get free meals and coupons for throwing tantrums. idk how this is news to anyone under 30.,0,,,,,,,,there isnt a labor shortage . no one wants to work at a minimum wage job with no benefits where hogs karens get free meals and coupons for throwing tantrums . idk how this is news to anyone under 30 . |
| 1301,@USER I stayed home sick from elementary school and watched it at my grandma’s house. I don’t think I understood exactly what happened and that it was such a tragedy.,0,,,,,,,,user i stayed home sick from elementary school and watched it at my grandmas house . i dont think i understood exactly what happened and that it was such a tragedy . |
| 1035,"missed this the first time round but a conversation I really wanted to see happen , great article @USER HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,missed this the first time round but a conversation i really wanted to see happen great article user httpurl |
| 2697,Spa night in London booked with the girls :woman_in_steamy_room_light_skin_tone::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::clinking_glasses:,0,,,,,,,,spa night in london booked with the girls womaninsteamyroomlightskintonesmilingfacewithhearteyesclinkingglasses |
| 70,":hot_pepper: Spiced Coconut curry :coconut: . A weekend spent with friends brings a week of content.. or something like that :winking_face_with_tongue: . Started the weekend off with this yummy morsel, With was a fusion of miso sesame aubergine :eggplant:, broccoli… HTTPURL",1,I’m recovering from a hangover,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hotpepper spiced coconut curry coconut . a weekend spent with friends brings a week of content . or something like that winkingfacewithtongue . started the weekend off with this yummy morsel with was a fusion of miso sesame aubergine eggplant broccoli httpurl |
| 2401,Less than 48 hours 'til Bonnaroo and I'm so hyped. :OK_hand_light_skin_tone::fire::raising_hands_medium-light_skin_tone: cannot wait!,0,,,,,,,,less than 48 hours til bonnaroo and im so hyped . okhandlightskintonefireraisinghandsmediumlightskintone cannot wait . |
| 3258,"Reporting on this ceasefire makes it sound like both sides agreed to stop the violence. But you don't get to call a T.O. when you're getting chased down by a leopard. This ""ceasefire"" is just Israel saying it'll pause its ethnic cleansing for a little while.",0,,,,,,,,reporting on this ceasefire makes it sound like both sides agreed to stop the violence . but you dont get to call a t . o . when youre getting chased down by a leopard . this ceasefire is just israel saying itll pause its ethnic cleansing for a little while . |
| 1365,the one time I need my phone charger and I. have brought the charging battery bank but forgoTTEN THE CORD I am dumb,0,,,,,,,,the one time i need my phone charger and i . have brought the charging battery bank but forgotten the cord i am dumb |
| 1379,hmm why is lana del rey such a mood,0,,,,,,,,hmm why is lana del rey such a mood |
| 3292,i love texting on my laptop so much. i enter a flow state of gossip. i turn into a bard. a town crier. all the news that’s fit to print.,0,,,,,,,,i love texting on my laptop so much . i enter a flow state of gossip . i turn into a bard . a town crier . all the news thats fit to print . |
| 2078,"Going to enjoy some brunch with the honey love, but my banana pancakes are a fail. :downcast_face_with_sweat: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,going to enjoy some brunch with the honey love but my banana pancakes are a fail . downcastfacewithsweat httpurl |
| 1554,:call_me_hand_medium-light_skin_tone: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,callmehandmediumlightskintone httpurl |
| 987,Bar Woah Knee,0,,,,,,,,bar woah knee |
| 3069,"Every episode of Curious George ever: the humans inexplicably leave a chimpanzee in charge of something important, wacky hijinks ensue.",0,,,,,,,,every episode of curious george ever the humans inexplicably leave a chimpanzee in charge of something important wacky hijinks ensue . |
| 1489,"Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Stuffed lion - lion cushion - Stuffed animals, baby toys lion, plush lion, lion pillow, kids toys lion, baby nursery lion, baby gift HTTPURL #birthday #beige #bedroom #cotton #polyester #yes #throwp HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,excited to share the latest addition to my etsy shop stuffed lion lion cushion stuffed animals baby toys lion plush lion lion pillow kids toys lion baby nursery lion baby gift httpurl birthday beige bedroom cotton polyester yes throwp httpurl |
| 2592,The Wanted Making a comeback has officially made this the best day ever,0,,,,,,,,the wanted making a comeback has officially made this the best day ever |
| 1254,'but that's different' is never a valid argument,0,,,,,,,,but thats different is never a valid argument |
| 1498,does anyone else hate hearing their own voice I sound so aids,0,,,,,,,,does anyone else hate hearing their own voice i sound so aids |
| 3445,Spending my Friday night being jealous of my camera roll,0,,,,,,,,spending my friday night being jealous of my camera roll |
| 2097,Yesterday was my last shift in retail and it still doesn’t feel real,0,,,,,,,,yesterday was my last shift in retail and it still doesnt feel real |
| 2367,"A wise FB friend said today that ""act of terror"" is a misnomer. We defy the terror, moving on and helping those in need. #sotrue",0,,,,,,,,a wise fb friend said today that act of terror is a misnomer . we defy the terror moving on and helping those in need . sotrue |
| 1449,"Why do I always say yes to events where it’s just going to be me + D, no Josh to help chase my wild child toddler around the cookout with me :slightly_smiling_face:",0,,,,,,,,why do i always say yes to events where its just going to be me d no josh to help chase my wild child toddler around the cookout with me slightlysmilingface |
| 428,Just disposed of a dead opossum. Good morning!,1,Disposing of a dead opossum was not a pleasant way to start my day.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just disposed of a dead opossum . good morning . |
| 673,What happened to unbiased journalism @USER,1,Sky news is bias,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,what happened to unbiased journalism user |
| 911,"@USER I feel that 100%, my anxiety stops me from talking to so many people. I've let so many friendships die because I can't push myself to talk to them.",0,,,,,,,,user i feel that 100 my anxiety stops me from talking to so many people . ive let so many friendships die because i cant push myself to talk to them . |
| 1753,i’m going to make a quilt of all of my titty pics and sell it to the people to keep everyone warm,0,,,,,,,,im going to make a quilt of all of my titty pics and sell it to the people to keep everyone warm |
| 260,I’m really looking forward to not hugging my friends and family through choice rather than by law.,1,I would like to continue social distancing and not hugging people ever,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im really looking forward to not hugging my friends and family through choice rather than by law . |
| 3337,"What song makes you want to have hardcore sex, and why is it any song by @USER ?",0,,,,,,,,what song makes you want to have hardcore sex and why is it any song by user . |
| 626,Just almost got hit on the highway by a @USER truck :zany_face: tysm for making me feel safe guys!!,1,I would write “Just almost got hit on the highway by a @USER truck! Wish we had gotten his plate number to report his dangerous driving.”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just almost got hit on the highway by a user truck zanyface tysm for making me feel safe guys . |
| 3455,life changing HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,life changing httpurl |
| 652,virgos are leos in a vest,1,virgos act like leos,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,virgos are leos in a vest |
| 1387,"I turn 30 in just over three months from now, and I’m feeling weird about it. On one hand, I know that aging is normal and okay and good and that most people are happier in their 30s compared to their 20s, and that 30 is not “old.” On the other hand, I feel nervous and sad.",0,,,,,,,,i turn 30 in just over three months from now and im feeling weird about it . on one hand i know that aging is normal and okay and good and that most people are happier in their 30s compared to their 20s and that 30 is not old . on the other hand i feel nervous and sad . |
| 468,can't wait to cop tickets to see the cracker quartet,1,I don't want to get tickets to see One Direction without Zayn.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait to cop tickets to see the cracker quartet |
| 2075,the sexual tension between my fist and the computer screen,0,,,,,,,,the sexual tension between my fist and the computer screen |
| 3285,as much as i love ginny and Georgia i hate that once again a girl only learns to masturbate bc some creep dude said to. I hate cliches,0,,,,,,,,as much as i love ginny and georgia i hate that once again a girl only learns to masturbate bc some creep dude said to . i hate cliches |
| 669,"Man-spider. The story of a spider who's bitten by a human and now has the powers of a human. Working in an office, wasting money on artisan coffee, and giving up his bus seat to a woman who turns out not to be pregnant, but just ""likes sandwiches you a-h*le"". #IntoTheSpiderVerse",1,"Spiderman is so unrealistic. If a creature became more human, it would be incredibly boring",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,manspider . the story of a spider whos bitten by a human and now has the powers of a human . working in an office wasting money on artisan coffee and giving up his bus seat to a woman who turns out not to be pregnant but just likes sandwiches you ahle . intothespiderverse |
| 2446,"I love being at home , tidy clean house, empty washing basket teas cooked from scratch no dishes, visitors . I don't want to work anymore",0,,,,,,,,i love being at home tidy clean house empty washing basket teas cooked from scratch no dishes visitors . i dont want to work anymore |
| 2824,i love smoothies bc u can really eat half a bag of spinach and just not taste it at all,0,,,,,,,,i love smoothies bc u can really eat half a bag of spinach and just not taste it at all |
| 1780,How are there women in this world who think we should be kind to pedophiles and rapists? Howw? They’re not sorry!,0,,,,,,,,how are there women in this world who think we should be kind to pedophiles and rapists . howw . theyre not sorry . |
| 2593,"Just because its 27 degrees outside doesn't mean I won't pretend its 7 degrees so I can wrap up in blankets, drink autumn coffee, put candles on and think about all things spooky",0,,,,,,,,just because its 27 degrees outside doesnt mean i wont pretend its 7 degrees so i can wrap up in blankets drink autumn coffee put candles on and think about all things spooky |
| 3270,[AD - Press Trip] The Wildfowl and Wetland Trust site at Slimbridge in Gloucestershire has long been a favourite day out for local families. @USER Read more :backhand_index_pointing_right: HTTPURL #WetlandHeroes #FamilyFun #VisitGloucestershire HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,ad press trip the wildfowl and wetland trust site at slimbridge in gloucestershire has long been a favourite day out for local families . user read more backhandindexpointingright httpurl wetlandheroes familyfun visitgloucestershire httpurl |
| 1024,Frankie is so lucky to have some amazing people in his life. Those that haven’t bothered are missing out!,0,,,,,,,,frankie is so lucky to have some amazing people in his life . those that havent bothered are missing out . |
| 2500,"I’ve watched 2 films this weekend so far, both excellent. The Mauritanian - how good is Tahar Rahim! - and the Brian Wilson biopic Love and Mercy",0,,,,,,,,ive watched 2 films this weekend so far both excellent . the mauritanian how good is tahar rahim . and the brian wilson biopic love and mercy |
| 1771,does anyone else buy pound cake in bulk from costco,0,,,,,,,,does anyone else buy pound cake in bulk from costco |
| 299,Is this first Cybex isokinetic dynamometer? @USER #PRS2021,1,That’s an interesting machine. Is it very old?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,is this first cybex isokinetic dynamometer . user prs2021 |
| 3298,"It may have been a year ago, and I’m super proud of everything I’ve done since, but damn I miss uni and seeing everyone on my course everyday",0,,,,,,,,it may have been a year ago and im super proud of everything ive done since but damn i miss uni and seeing everyone on my course everyday |
| 3395,see my problem is i want starbucks everyday :confused_face:,0,,,,,,,,see my problem is i want starbucks everyday confusedface |
| 482,Anyone need a body for a human sacrifice? Trying to find a valid excuse to not go to work today.,1,I need a valid excuse to call-out today.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,anyone need a body for a human sacrifice . trying to find a valid excuse to not go to work today . |
| 633,Hailey convinced Tayler that putting a spoon in the microwave to scoop ice cream faster was a good idea,1,we had to tell her it was a bad idea to put a spoon in the microwave,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hailey convinced tayler that putting a spoon in the microwave to scoop ice cream faster was a good idea |
| 2329,"#GhostOfTsushima #PS5Share, #GhostofTsushima HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ghostoftsushima ps5share ghostoftsushima httpurl |
| 943,I haven’t seen my best friend in over a year I am not coping well :((,0,,,,,,,,i havent seen my best friend in over a year i am not coping well |
| 1873,The entirety of this Super Bowl just isn’t sitting right with me (and not just because my team isn’t playing).,0,,,,,,,,the entirety of this super bowl just isnt sitting right with me and not just because my team isnt playing . |
| 530,“You’re never going to have a white boyfriend are you Jess” Nah don’t think so Mum,1,You’ve had a mixed lot of boyfriends haven’t you?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,youre never going to have a white boyfriend are you jess nah dont think so mum |
| 2093,It’s deadline week so naturally my laptop has given up on me looks like an all nighter at the library is on the books,0,,,,,,,,its deadline week so naturally my laptop has given up on me looks like an all nighter at the library is on the books |
| 83,Beautician and the Beast (1997). Best Timothy Dalton film of all time.,1,I would say what I said above: Beautician and the Beast isn't Timothy Dalton's best film.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,beautician and the beast 1997 . best timothy dalton film of all time . |
| 1844,i am slightly allergic to celery but i bought a 2.5 pound bag so i gotta eat it. taste good tho,0,,,,,,,,i am slightly allergic to celery but i bought a 2 . 5 pound bag so i gotta eat it . taste good tho |
| 875,Does the salad offset the beer(s)?,0,,,,,,,,does the salad offset the beers . |
| 2878,"Their website doesn't seem to mention Axa nor Thales, unless contained within a PDF or media file.",0,,,,,,,,their website doesnt seem to mention axa nor thales unless contained within a pdf or media file . |
| 450,Joey the genius! I wish i was as brainy as him #towie,1,joey essex is not a genius and i am glad i am clever,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,joey the genius . i wish i was as brainy as him towie |
| 2964,why is kareem hunt allowed to be in the league?,0,,,,,,,,why is kareem hunt allowed to be in the league . |
| 208,my super power is always biting into the sour cream side of the burrito no matter what,1,I cannot stand that every time I bite a burrito it's a mouthful of sour cream.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my super power is always biting into the sour cream side of the burrito no matter what |
| 291,"Thanks @USER for not informing me that my click and collect order had been cancelled when my account says it's ready to collect my partner has had to travel unnecessarily to Stafford and we still don't have our shopping, good diet I guess having to wait for my 26th delivery slot HTTPURL",1,Tesco have cancelled my order with no warning. please could i have an explanation and compensation for this.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thanks user for not informing me that my click and collect order had been cancelled when my account says its ready to collect my partner has had to travel unnecessarily to stafford and we still dont have our shopping good diet i guess having to wait for my 26th delivery slot httpurl |
| 1706,. @USER The wearing and non-wearing of face masks by support team and family of players at ATP events is shockingly bad and setting a really poor example to anyone watching. Is it within your remit to encourage or enforce better adherence to effective face mask wearing?,0,,,,,,,,. user the wearing and nonwearing of face masks by support team and family of players at atp events is shockingly bad and setting a really poor example to anyone watching . is it within your remit to encourage or enforce better adherence to effective face mask wearing . |
| 820,It’s so easy to have the best day until someone lies to your face :smiling_face_with_hearts::red_heart::loudly_crying_face:,1,I hate when people lie to my face. It ruins my day when people lie to my face.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its so easy to have the best day until someone lies to your face smilingfacewithheartsredheartloudlycryingface |
| 1115,i want thai food Right Now $sad$,0,,,,,,,,i want thai food right now sad |
| 2732,"This is a great month for me, #NewWorldMMO comes out and literally the 1st of October Im going to see #TheManySaintsOfNewark if its 2 things people know about me is that I love MMOs and The Sopranos",0,,,,,,,,this is a great month for me newworldmmo comes out and literally the 1st of october im going to see themanysaintsofnewark if its 2 things people know about me is that i love mmos and the sopranos |
| 1064,just tried to make a hot chocolate using only cold milk and wondered why it didn't taste right. that's where I'm at today.,0,,,,,,,,just tried to make a hot chocolate using only cold milk and wondered why it didnt taste right . thats where im at today . |
| 2939,Very good analysis and a good demonstration of why you should treat anything your told by the BBC with the utmost care. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,very good analysis and a good demonstration of why you should treat anything your told by the bbc with the utmost care . httpurl |
| 1466,my contact just ripped in my eye ok,0,,,,,,,,my contact just ripped in my eye ok |
| 1440,The sign of spinelessness: complaining to someone having a call on a bus as they're getting off. Was the person on the phone a woman alone? Of course she was. Was the person complaining an older man? Of course he was. Did I yell at him? Of course I did. Speak out for justice. :raised_fist:,0,,,,,,,,the sign of spinelessness complaining to someone having a call on a bus as theyre getting off . was the person on the phone a woman alone . of course she was . was the person complaining an older man . of course he was . did i yell at him . of course i did . speak out for justice . raisedfist |
| 2521,@USER Im a football and actually cant stand rugby but i am a Rob Burrow fan,0,,,,,,,,user im a football and actually cant stand rugby but i am a rob burrow fan |
| 2455,my body is really out here sabotaging me bc i have to pee whenever im nervous so i just spend hours in the bathroom insteading of studying for finals smh,0,,,,,,,,my body is really out here sabotaging me bc i have to pee whenever im nervous so i just spend hours in the bathroom insteading of studying for finals smh |
| 25,teams is down what a shame I can’t do my assignments :backhand_index_pointing_right_medium_skin_tone::backhand_index_pointing_left_medium_skin_tone:,1,Teams is down so I’m happy I can’t do my assignments because of this,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,teams is down what a shame i cant do my assignments backhandindexpointingrightmediumskintonebackhandindexpointingleftmediumskintone |
| 1995,Dads always know a bunch of obscure sports facts from the 80's,0,,,,,,,,dads always know a bunch of obscure sports facts from the 80s |
| 1275,"Ya know, I missed a lot of things during Covid, but movie theater popcorn might top the list.",0,,,,,,,,ya know i missed a lot of things during covid but movie theater popcorn might top the list . |
| 101,"cold ears? take out one AirPod, leave it by the stove, and forget about it for 20 minutes :smiling_face_with_open_hands:",1,I left my Airpods out by the fire and now my ears are warm.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cold ears . take out one airpod leave it by the stove and forget about it for 20 minutes smilingfacewithopenhands |
| 3389,"I'm late to the party, but The Politician on Netflix is making me laugh and cry multiple times in an episode and I love it so much",0,,,,,,,,im late to the party but the politician on netflix is making me laugh and cry multiple times in an episode and i love it so much |
| 2753,Gonna sleep soundly after my #TBCResolutionRemix Barre-dio class @USER River North :flexed_biceps_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,gonna sleep soundly after my tbcresolutionremix barredio class user river north flexedbicepsmediumlightskintone |
| 3081,How is Fields not the starter,0,,,,,,,,how is fields not the starter |
| 73,You know the wolves match is boring when you're talking with your mate about the best way to wire up his new shed!,1,"This match isn't too interesting, we are using the time to talk about electrics instead!",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you know the wolves match is boring when youre talking with your mate about the best way to wire up his new shed . |
| 1562,trying to pavlov dog my way out of chronic dehydration :/ every 8oz I get a little treat,0,,,,,,,,trying to pavlov dog my way out of chronic dehydration every 8oz i get a little treat |
| 2829,"@USER I have been a member for 12 years, pretty frustrated with the customer service today. Really hard to recommend them currently",0,,,,,,,,user i have been a member for 12 years pretty frustrated with the customer service today . really hard to recommend them currently |
| 158,"""are you experiencing suicidal or homicidal ideation?"" ""only while trying to talk to a human when I call @USER pharmacy""",1,I hate the Walgreens robot,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,are you experiencing suicidal or homicidal ideation . only while trying to talk to a human when i call user pharmacy |
| 1943,"“I don’t have time to think about ‘color’ or be sensitive.” That’s… that’s literally white privilege. Like, you do you, but acknowledge that your being able to do that is a privilege because aspects of your identity aren’t under constant cultural scrutiny and attack",0,,,,,,,,i dont have time to think about color or be sensitive . thats thats literally white privilege . like you do you but acknowledge that your being able to do that is a privilege because aspects of your identity arent under constant cultural scrutiny and attack |
| 2925,"so we saved the liquid from when we cooked some rhubarb the other day and froze it into ice cubes. just had a couple cubes in some lemonade, and it's /amazing/ and mum and i are geniuses",0,,,,,,,,so we saved the liquid from when we cooked some rhubarb the other day and froze it into ice cubes . just had a couple cubes in some lemonade and its amazing and mum and i are geniuses |
| 2393,life was good when i had pfizer boobs,0,,,,,,,,life was good when i had pfizer boobs |
| 750,Feels like 10 degrees!! Wow catch me in South Parks soaking up the rays :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: HTTPURL,1,It's going to be pretty cold in South Parks today!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,feels like 10 degrees . wow catch me in south parks soaking up the rays smilingfacewithsunglasses httpurl |
| 1808,did anyone else get a notification from @USER saying american horror story s9 was available but doesn’t show up when you search for it?!,0,,,,,,,,did anyone else get a notification from user saying american horror story s9 was available but doesnt show up when you search for it . |
| 932,The world we live in today actually disgusts me.,0,,,,,,,,the world we live in today actually disgusts me . |
| 1262,"bye Obama, luv u",0,,,,,,,,bye obama luv u |
| 1653,OH MY GOD I AM IN LOVE WITH MY FIANCÉ. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,oh my god i am in love with my fiancé . httpurl |
| 113,STOP TREATING MARS LIKE A BACK-UP BOYFRIEND JUST FIX YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WITH EARTH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIVE HERE.,1,'Focus on fixing Earth before you start experimenting with Mars',0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,stop treating mars like a backup boyfriend just fix your current relationship with earth because you cant live here . |
| 3252,Sometimes art school really just feels like im watching a TV show making fun of art school,0,,,,,,,,sometimes art school really just feels like im watching a tv show making fun of art school |
| 826,Funny how my phone starts turning into a piece of shit when the new iPhone comes out :thinking_face:,1,Iphones are always bad when the new update comes out.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,funny how my phone starts turning into a piece of shit when the new iphone comes out thinkingface |
| 1724,@USER keyboard and mouse weigh nothing the monitors are a little iffy though,0,,,,,,,,user keyboard and mouse weigh nothing the monitors are a little iffy though |
| 709,im glad we finally have a party in opposition who are committed to taking the government to task for not making mistakes fast enough,1,"I would say something like ""it is supposed to be the opposition party's job to oppose the government, especially at a time when the government seems to be doing almost everything wrong. However, it seems that the opposition party's only complaint is that the government is applying their bad policy inefficiently, not that the policy is bad"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im glad we finally have a party in opposition who are committed to taking the government to task for not making mistakes fast enough |
| 456,nothing quite says hello 2020 like hypothermia :partying_face:,1,I would prefer to welcome the new year without Hypothermia,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nothing quite says hello 2020 like hypothermia partyingface |
| 2476,bigger thighs means u have more room for a cat or dog to lay down on them!!,0,,,,,,,,bigger thighs means u have more room for a cat or dog to lay down on them . |
| 1298,Little NTA rundown coming at you,0,,,,,,,,little nta rundown coming at you |
| 2105,I always come up with some pretty interesting concepts for movies or tv shows right before I fall asleep. Then I wake up and forget them.. Why is life so cruel,0,,,,,,,,i always come up with some pretty interesting concepts for movies or tv shows right before i fall asleep . then i wake up and forget them . why is life so cruel |
| 792,"According to my road rage, the word of the day is asshat",1,"I am frustrated with the driving conditions of other people on the road, so I’m calling them asshats.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,according to my road rage the word of the day is asshat |
| 2634,Just read Annie on My Mind for the first time…:pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,just read annie on my mind for the first timepleadingface |
| 3235,my fucking dog is a NIGHTMARE,0,,,,,,,,my fucking dog is a nightmare |
| 451,I'm hoping my social work class party is going to involve tequila and chip and salsa :woman_dancing::tropical_drink::party_popper::man:,1,I hope my school of social work party is fun and not boring.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im hoping my social work class party is going to involve tequila and chip and salsa womandancingtropicaldrinkpartypopperman |
| 2177,"Of course the Orioles would end their losing streak on a night where they face the odds on MVP/Cy Young favorite. Hitting 3 homers off him. Having him strike out 3 times, and not hit a ball out of the infield. And come back from a 6-2 deficit. Of course.",0,,,,,,,,of course the orioles would end their losing streak on a night where they face the odds on mvpcy young favorite . hitting 3 homers off him . having him strike out 3 times and not hit a ball out of the infield . and come back from a 62 deficit . of course . |
| 176,"Heard a rumor that Baja Blast is coming to stores and regardless if anything else I hope for in life falls through, at least I'll have this.",1,I've heard that Baja Blast may be sold in stores and I would enjoy that because I think the drink is good.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,heard a rumor that baja blast is coming to stores and regardless if anything else i hope for in life falls through at least ill have this . |
| 1981,I've gotten to the point where I take off my glasses in Target to avoid buying things I don't need,0,,,,,,,,ive gotten to the point where i take off my glasses in target to avoid buying things i dont need |
| 2415,President Biden: “We’re going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated co-workers” HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,president biden were going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated coworkers httpurl |
| 3364,"@USER @USER Thank you for spending time with the kids today, my little boy was very excited to tell me that he'd met you and had drawn a special picture of you.",0,,,,,,,,user user thank you for spending time with the kids today my little boy was very excited to tell me that hed met you and had drawn a special picture of you . |
| 3112,"i love outerbanks, don’t get me wrong. but like why do they call him john b instead of just john. like the only reason someone needs to use their last initial is on the bachelor & there’s multiple people with the same name? but there’s only one john & they all know his last name?",0,,,,,,,,i love outerbanks dont get me wrong . but like why do they call him john b instead of just john . like the only reason someone needs to use their last initial is on the bachelor theres multiple people with the same name . but theres only one john they all know his last name . |
| 296,"first day of work, and i’ve already cried on the job :thumbs_up:",1,"i would say the same thing and use a sad emoji like :loudly_crying_face:,:crying_face:, or :sad_but_relieved_face:",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,first day of work and ive already cried on the job thumbsup |
| 2261,missing cali :(( HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,missing cali httpurl |
| 2978,Can’t believe there was a time when fergalicious was a new song and everyone experienced that magic for the first time,0,,,,,,,,cant believe there was a time when fergalicious was a new song and everyone experienced that magic for the first time |
| 311,@USER @USER @USER Michael Saylor is efficient in his line of questioning. Feels like more an interrogation :face_with_tears_of_joy::hollow_red_circle:,1,His questions are too basic the interview it not worth watching.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user michael saylor is efficient in his line of questioning . feels like more an interrogation facewithtearsofjoyhollowredcircle |
| 6,Why would Alexa's recipe for Yorkshire pudding be a bhaji yorkshire pudding ?? @USER,1,Great recipe from Alexa,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why would alexas recipe for yorkshire pudding be a bhaji yorkshire pudding . user |
| 864,I get a lot of boy who cried wolf vibes from the Red Cross and their emergency blood shortages all the time,1,The red cross is always needy.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i get a lot of boy who cried wolf vibes from the red cross and their emergency blood shortages all the time |
| 1699,Are jacket potatoes only good for the toppings that go on them?,0,,,,,,,,are jacket potatoes only good for the toppings that go on them . |
| 1915,the vaccination man said i could have some heart problem stuff. i’m being very brave,0,,,,,,,,the vaccination man said i could have some heart problem stuff . im being very brave |
| 990,i think everyone should get an air fryer:red_heart: good vibes only,0,,,,,,,,i think everyone should get an air fryerredheart good vibes only |
| 3354,drinking cold water after putting in a piece of mint gum should be an olympic sport,0,,,,,,,,drinking cold water after putting in a piece of mint gum should be an olympic sport |
| 3209,I'm currently getting a Japanese straight perm so that I have the beautiful sleek hair of my dreams,0,,,,,,,,im currently getting a japanese straight perm so that i have the beautiful sleek hair of my dreams |
| 430,i hope u sleep maybe forever maybe not lol,1,i wish you wake up normally,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i hope u sleep maybe forever maybe not lol |
| 937,Meh…Drakes album. Don’t feel like there’s a song on there that I wanna listen to twice. Maybe it will grow on me :woman_shrugging_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,mehdrakes album . dont feel like theres a song on there that i wanna listen to twice . maybe it will grow on me womanshruggingmediumlightskintone |
| 1435,Just remembered IHOB was a thing. Don't text.,0,,,,,,,,just remembered ihob was a thing . dont text . |
| 1616,Just wanna exaggerate that I would die for David Attenborough,0,,,,,,,,just wanna exaggerate that i would die for david attenborough |
| 934,Man I miss my friends $sad$,0,,,,,,,,man i miss my friends sad |
| 346,It’s funny that you guys thought sports mattered during a pandemic. I simply can not imagine caring about a winning streak rn.,1,It's funny how you guys care about a winning streak right now. I would but my team lost.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its funny that you guys thought sports mattered during a pandemic . i simply can not imagine caring about a winning streak rn . |
| 1837,"Even though my mom has to work a 12 hr shift today, I'm thankful she's happy with what she does and that she is doing what she needs to do in order to care for her children. She is the strongest and most important woman in my life. Without her, I am nothing.",0,,,,,,,,even though my mom has to work a 12 hr shift today im thankful shes happy with what she does and that she is doing what she needs to do in order to care for her children . she is the strongest and most important woman in my life . without her i am nothing . |
| 2204,I hate this guy so much HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i hate this guy so much httpurl |
| 1687,@USER @USER @USER @USER i grew up in texas and everyone who paid attention at any time from 1st grade-10th grade knew africa was a continent. we were also tested on all the continents multiple times in elementary.,0,,,,,,,,user user user user i grew up in texas and everyone who paid attention at any time from 1st grade10th grade knew africa was a continent . we were also tested on all the continents multiple times in elementary . |
| 3237,lalisa and money are so good and perfect for lisa i’m so so proud of her and i can’t wait for the live performance,0,,,,,,,,lalisa and money are so good and perfect for lisa im so so proud of her and i cant wait for the live performance |
| 148,"Goodness my parents are actually watching something on Apple TV+, brilliant, yet another streaming service! :sleepy_face:",1,Annoying that we have to use another streaming service to watch some TV,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,goodness my parents are actually watching something on apple tv brilliant yet another streaming service . sleepyface |
| 323,Turnover is the best band to cry to/drive to/daydream to/fall asleep to/ reminisce to/die to,1,"I would say, turnover is the best band to do anything to. The music just encapsulates so many feelings all at once!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,turnover is the best band to cry todrive todaydream tofall asleep to reminisce todie to |
| 383,"Horse dancing is my new favorite Olympic sport, I have no clue what’s happening, but this is incredible",1,Horse dancing is a weird Olympic sport and probably shouldn't be a sport in general.,0.0,1.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,horse dancing is my new favorite olympic sport i have no clue whats happening but this is incredible |
| 352,my favorite thing about my grandparents is that they're so afraid to talk about me being gay that our catch up phone calls are incredibly short :heart_with_arrow:,1,"I would say ""It's quite upsetting that phone calls with my grandparents are so brief because they avoid topics pertaining to my partner and personal life""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my favorite thing about my grandparents is that theyre so afraid to talk about me being gay that our catch up phone calls are incredibly short heartwitharrow |
| 1669,Perfect afternoon chilling HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,perfect afternoon chilling httpurl |
| 487,"My PS4 Pro has P.T on it, which is somewhat funny as it was taken down before the PS4 Pro was even released #konami #PT #SilentHills #Spooky #PlayableTeaser #Kojima",1,I have managed to transfer PT to my PS4,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my ps4 pro has p . t on it which is somewhat funny as it was taken down before the ps4 pro was even released konami pt silenthills spooky playableteaser kojima |
| 2609,"Walking home from work and it’s dark so I’m a bit jumpy. Notice someone following me on the other side of the road so speed up. The follower also speeds up, legged it all the way home and realised that I’m 26 and literally scared of my own shadow :loudly_crying_face:",0,,,,,,,,walking home from work and its dark so im a bit jumpy . notice someone following me on the other side of the road so speed up . the follower also speeds up legged it all the way home and realised that im 26 and literally scared of my own shadow loudlycryingface |
| 294,@USER @USER Oh really?,1,"Investment has been lacking for years, why should the public believe you now?",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user oh really . |
| 2512,"Excited to present some research, listen to some studies and learn some stats at the #PsyPAG2021 conference $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,excited to present some research listen to some studies and learn some stats at the psypag2021 conference smiley |
| 1300,"@USER My mother in law says “grandma-great” instead of “great-grandma.” Among many other mispronunciations, but that one came to mind first.",0,,,,,,,,user my mother in law says grandmagreat instead of greatgrandma . among many other mispronunciations but that one came to mind first . |
| 2437,"@USER With B at over 10.4% annual return you can beat C. I'd suggest some form of real estate investment vehicle to get roughly 10-12%. Likely to appreciate anyway, plus further savings makes this a preferable option to purely C.",0,,,,,,,,user with b at over 10 . 4 annual return you can beat c . id suggest some form of real estate investment vehicle to get roughly 1012 . likely to appreciate anyway plus further savings makes this a preferable option to purely c . |
| 1375,Does anyone have any recommendations for over the counter topical pain relief that actually works?,0,,,,,,,,does anyone have any recommendations for over the counter topical pain relief that actually works . |
| 2606,"@USER @USER Don't apologise for the good tweet, Dulux",0,,,,,,,,user user dont apologise for the good tweet dulux |
| 1655,Can you guys stop making Palestinian liberation into an excuse to be antisemitic.,0,,,,,,,,can you guys stop making palestinian liberation into an excuse to be antisemitic . |
| 231,is it illegal to discriminate against someone on the basis that they have a joker tattoo,1,This guy has a joker tattoo and that's off-putting to me.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,is it illegal to discriminate against someone on the basis that they have a joker tattoo |
| 1294,My ears are ringing so badly rn,0,,,,,,,,my ears are ringing so badly rn |
| 2088,@USER just visited your Tamworth store for balloons for my brother’s birthday. Just got them through the door and the 2 has exploded!! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user just visited your tamworth store for balloons for my brothers birthday . just got them through the door and the 2 has exploded . httpurl |
| 109,"I love it when drunk, inconsiderate flatmates come back and start climbing on the roof #istillhaveexams #tryingtosleep",1,It’s awful that my flat mates have come back drunk and are on the roof when I have an exam tomorrow,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love it when drunk inconsiderate flatmates come back and start climbing on the roof istillhaveexams tryingtosleep |
| 2392,can tiktok pls stop trying to tell me i’m about to get into a long term relationship i’m literally on mental health watch rn i don’t have the time for that,0,,,,,,,,can tiktok pls stop trying to tell me im about to get into a long term relationship im literally on mental health watch rn i dont have the time for that |
| 196,@USER Easily one of the worst and most damaging takes for both trans AND cis women I have seen thus far. Congrats on reaching new levels of awful lmao,1,Easily one of the worst and most damaging takes for both trans AND cis women I have seen thus far. You have surprised me by reaching new depths of depravity via tweeting this.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user easily one of the worst and most damaging takes for both trans and cis women i have seen thus far . congrats on reaching new levels of awful lmao |
| 305,"@USER @USER @USER @USER I know, right? He even wanted poor people to be healthy, because he was basically a fucking communist. What a hippie.",1,"Jesus wanted everyone to be cared for, because he was all about loving and caring for your fellow man.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user user user i know right . he even wanted poor people to be healthy because he was basically a fucking communist . what a hippie . |
| 1270,You can help protect Hossein and Arman. Join me and @USER in calling on Iran to halt the executions now HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,you can help protect hossein and arman . join me and user in calling on iran to halt the executions now httpurl |
| 2796,Need a new job :face_with_rolling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,need a new job facewithrollingeyes |
| 1479,It's only now that I'm seriously trying to save that I'm regretting treating myself to something new almost every week last year for just surviving my first few terms of teaching :money_with_wings::money_with_wings::money_with_wings:,0,,,,,,,,its only now that im seriously trying to save that im regretting treating myself to something new almost every week last year for just surviving my first few terms of teaching moneywithwingsmoneywithwingsmoneywithwings |
| 1985,"House grooves are wonderful to work in Both the hard stuff and the really mellow vibes Makes a good sense of rhythm even when the main drums are not a ""fit""",0,,,,,,,,house grooves are wonderful to work in both the hard stuff and the really mellow vibes makes a good sense of rhythm even when the main drums are not a fit |
| 1174,Liberty just went 95 yards on us with ease. Damn we’re so soft,0,,,,,,,,liberty just went 95 yards on us with ease . damn were so soft |
| 945,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER I don't think they did, but I could be wrong. Jon Ronson interviewed a guest booker for the Jeremy Kyle show for his book, The Psychopath Test. There's a short exerpt of it here. It paints an ugly picture of how these guests were viewed and manipulated: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,user user user user user user user i dont think they did but i could be wrong . jon ronson interviewed a guest booker for the jeremy kyle show for his book the psychopath test . theres a short exerpt of it here . it paints an ugly picture of how these guests were viewed and manipulated httpurl |
| 1685,Best bullpen in baseball selling rn to Stanton and Judge. Not a place you want to do it.,0,,,,,,,,best bullpen in baseball selling rn to stanton and judge . not a place you want to do it . |
| 1725,"Every once in a while, I still forget that Tatiana Maslany isn't multiple people. #OrphanBlack",0,,,,,,,,every once in a while i still forget that tatiana maslany isnt multiple people . orphanblack |
| 2693,Shout-out to whoever invented watermelons.,0,,,,,,,,shoutout to whoever invented watermelons . |
| 1248,we hit 17% of americans fully vaccinated in case anyone was wondering,0,,,,,,,,we hit 17 of americans fully vaccinated in case anyone was wondering |
| 1847,need a new pfp pls send suggestions,0,,,,,,,,need a new pfp pls send suggestions |
| 1420,the waitress at waffle house handed the check to me instead of noah. :relieved_face: #girlboss,0,,,,,,,,the waitress at waffle house handed the check to me instead of noah . relievedface girlboss |
| 1061,people in london are always asking me for directions !! i am as lost as you !!,0,,,,,,,,people in london are always asking me for directions . i am as lost as you . |
| 2232,Reina when we first put on her Halloween costume vs when we started saying how cute she was: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,reina when we first put on her halloween costume vs when we started saying how cute she was httpurl |
| 1190,do you guys ever turn the music down to try and figure out what that smell is,0,,,,,,,,do you guys ever turn the music down to try and figure out what that smell is |
| 2099,This is my third time watching Jane the Virgin and I can guarantee I'll be watching it again as soon as I finish it. It's my comfort show which is surprising considering how dramatic it is.,0,,,,,,,,this is my third time watching jane the virgin and i can guarantee ill be watching it again as soon as i finish it . its my comfort show which is surprising considering how dramatic it is . |
| 2418,Man I pray I never have to feel the pain or loss of losing my loves ones in a school shooting. Hug your love ones a little tighter tonight because you truly never know how long you have,0,,,,,,,,man i pray i never have to feel the pain or loss of losing my loves ones in a school shooting . hug your love ones a little tighter tonight because you truly never know how long you have |
| 449,I love leaving the doctors office in tears. I need this kid to just decide to leave my body so we can be done and home together.,1,I hate leaving the doctors office crying.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love leaving the doctors office in tears . i need this kid to just decide to leave my body so we can be done and home together . |
| 2121,When your too good to people they will take & take until you have nothing left.,0,,,,,,,,when your too good to people they will take take until you have nothing left . |
| 1242,Football is a rollercoaster. And all those losses and heartbreaks are all worth it for nights like this. #AVFC #AVLARS,0,,,,,,,,football is a rollercoaster . and all those losses and heartbreaks are all worth it for nights like this . avfc avlars |
| 1929,"AMAZING game, @USER So happy to have you in Vegas! :red_heart::red_heart::red_heart:",0,,,,,,,,amazing game user so happy to have you in vegas . redheartredheartredheart |
| 396,"Someone in the pub just described the England team as ""a bunch of Marxists"". Makes you proud doesn't it?",1,"Someone in the pub just described the England team as a ""bunch of Marxists"". What an idiot!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,someone in the pub just described the england team as a bunch of marxists . makes you proud doesnt it . |
| 2594,This Country is absolute crackers i love it so much,0,,,,,,,,this country is absolute crackers i love it so much |
| 3076,how do parents of twins make sure they are calling them the right names?? what if they’ve actually been called their twins name their entire life and no one knows?? what if my name is actually Kyle?? Did my parents mess up too??,0,,,,,,,,how do parents of twins make sure they are calling them the right names . what if theyve actually been called their twins name their entire life and no one knows . what if my name is actually kyle . did my parents mess up too . |
| 1522,“@USER I just practiced taking the lake test in my pool #iswareimnotobsessedwithcamp”,0,,,,,,,,user i just practiced taking the lake test in my pool iswareimnotobsessedwithcamp |
| 259,What kind of sins have y’all been committing for God to punish us with this kinda weather..,1,God are you punishing us by creating such bad weather?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,what kind of sins have yall been committing for god to punish us with this kinda weather . |
| 1138,I want a bloomin’ onion,0,,,,,,,,i want a bloomin onion |
| 3215,hug your loved ones right every single day. life is not promised to us so make every second count,0,,,,,,,,hug your loved ones right every single day . life is not promised to us so make every second count |
| 440,@USER you can copy mine,1,"I would say the same thing as I tweeted, but it would actually be relevant to the girl I am replying to.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user you can copy mine |
| 2801,if I catch you feeding ducks bread and making their tummies hurt I swear to god,0,,,,,,,,if i catch you feeding ducks bread and making their tummies hurt i swear to god |
| 2170,Just ordered vegan pizza and garlic bread from a place I’ve never been to before. I’m excited.,0,,,,,,,,just ordered vegan pizza and garlic bread from a place ive never been to before . im excited . |
| 3182,Idk how to explain it but watching snap videos takes energy,0,,,,,,,,idk how to explain it but watching snap videos takes energy |
| 2280,I applied to 2 different apartments today. I MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN 2 MONTHS! Wow. Dreams do come true.,0,,,,,,,,i applied to 2 different apartments today . i move across the country in 2 months . wow . dreams do come true . |
| 2571,Hacksaw ridge has got to be one of the best films out there,0,,,,,,,,hacksaw ridge has got to be one of the best films out there |
| 611,this time tomorrow i'll be dying at school Cannot Wait!,1,i am not looking forward to school tomorrow,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,this time tomorrow ill be dying at school cannot wait . |
| 718,"not to brag, but my thesis topic was so good that someone else published on it three months ago :upside-down_face:",1,"I thought I had a great idea for my thesis, but someone has already published on it. I'll need to find a new topic.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not to brag but my thesis topic was so good that someone else published on it three months ago upsidedownface |
| 2254,Oh no here comes the sushi craving :tired_face:,0,,,,,,,,oh no here comes the sushi craving tiredface |
| 1249,fun fact: earth day started in santa barbara,0,,,,,,,,fun fact earth day started in santa barbara |
| 818,"@USER @USER “Please get a free shot or take a once weekly nose swab. We will literally pay you to take time off to get the shot”- Czar Nicholas, King George, Charles I, and so on.",1,“Dictators have never made any rules regarding vaccinations and to imply that a populist revolution would result from them is silly”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user please get a free shot or take a once weekly nose swab . we will literally pay you to take time off to get the shot czar nicholas king george charles i and so on . |
| 2905,Dunno what’s worse us losing or this covid that’s riddled all over me body,0,,,,,,,,dunno whats worse us losing or this covid thats riddled all over me body |
| 1067,Me and my mum just went through our cupboards to find some food for a food bank collection only to discover half of our food is out of date :grimacing_face::grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,me and my mum just went through our cupboards to find some food for a food bank collection only to discover half of our food is out of date grimacingfacegrinningfacewithsweat |
| 2149,Hangovers are inhumane,0,,,,,,,,hangovers are inhumane |
| 1798,@USER @USER The % you quote is of those eligible. This is surely misleading?,0,,,,,,,,user user the you quote is of those eligible . this is surely misleading . |
| 2005,in 2017 when the wrecks opened for atl on :sparkles:that:sparkles: tour I knew they were just gonna get better and better and I have been So correct,0,,,,,,,,in 2017 when the wrecks opened for atl on sparklesthatsparkles tour i knew they were just gonna get better and better and i have been so correct |
| 2622,"Rumors of an October lockdown circulating only make me feel like if there is one it's time to A. Consider the government's efforts an utter failure, and B. Start to confront unvaccinated loved ones.",0,,,,,,,,rumors of an october lockdown circulating only make me feel like if there is one its time to a . consider the governments efforts an utter failure and b . start to confront unvaccinated loved ones . |
| 1500,Looking at my bank account wondering where all my money went..then realize I paid my credit card bill twice this month within 3 days of each other #ultimatemombrain #alsoimapoorteacher,0,,,,,,,,looking at my bank account wondering where all my money went . then realize i paid my credit card bill twice this month within 3 days of each other ultimatemombrain alsoimapoorteacher |
| 1486,Bernie Sanders is the greatest president America will never have.,0,,,,,,,,bernie sanders is the greatest president america will never have . |
| 55,"So, very delayed flight from Bristol to Edinburgh @USER trademark vagueness from staff, with a chronic lack of empathy to boot (despite me travelling with three young children).. now, time to feed our family with £3 vouchers (at airport prices!) #bollocks",1,To buy an airport meal with a £3 voucher is impossible.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so very delayed flight from bristol to edinburgh user trademark vagueness from staff with a chronic lack of empathy to boot despite me travelling with three young children . now time to feed our family with 3 vouchers at airport prices . bollocks |
| 1830,"If you're able to donate, then use: HTTPURL If you aren't able to donate, then I'd appreciate it if this post gained some traction. Every little bit counts. If you'd like a drawing for your donation, I'm more than willing to do so. (4/4)",0,,,,,,,,if youre able to donate then use httpurl if you arent able to donate then id appreciate it if this post gained some traction . every little bit counts . if youd like a drawing for your donation im more than willing to do so . 44 |
| 2941,Kids make the most out of every situation they face. Be like a child today and make the most out of it. You’ll smile more #TuesdayThoughts #followthewheeler HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,kids make the most out of every situation they face . be like a child today and make the most out of it . youll smile more tuesdaythoughts followthewheeler httpurl |
| 1832,"as a poly dude, this ""boyfriends"" comic is really fucking adorable i dont trust no bitches who say its ""fetishy"" or ""not good representation"" i love them id die 4 them",0,,,,,,,,as a poly dude this boyfriends comic is really fucking adorable i dont trust no bitches who say its fetishy or not good representation i love them id die 4 them |
| 651,CLB cover art makes me want to pound my knees with a hammer.,1,I do not like the certified lover boy artwork,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,clb cover art makes me want to pound my knees with a hammer . |
| 2220,"I think this is growing up..I never watch vh1 or MTV anymore, only hgtv and the food network..oh and of course SVU",0,,,,,,,,i think this is growing up . i never watch vh1 or mtv anymore only hgtv and the food network . oh and of course svu |
| 2305,Tensions a bit high in my house tonight because my roommates got in a swordfight in the living room and one hit the other in the face,0,,,,,,,,tensions a bit high in my house tonight because my roommates got in a swordfight in the living room and one hit the other in the face |
| 1545,"Sixteen days, three countries, seven cities, and it's finally time to come home. You've been great, Asia, but I'm ready for some deep dish pizza.",0,,,,,,,,sixteen days three countries seven cities and its finally time to come home . youve been great asia but im ready for some deep dish pizza . |
| 618,Using my recently acquired video editing skills on myself for a change. An oral #presentation assignment on #healtheconomics is as much fun as it sounds :speaking_head::movie_camera: HTTPURL,1,a presentation on health economics is no fun at all,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,using my recently acquired video editing skills on myself for a change . an oral presentation assignment on healtheconomics is as much fun as it sounds speakingheadmoviecamera httpurl |
| 382,"So now that it's not getting banned, should I download TikTok?",1,Is it really worth it to have a tiktok account?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so now that its not getting banned should i download tiktok . |
| 1558,@USER @USER We share a birthday Martin!Happy birthday fellow Taurean - hope your day has been good so far :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,user user we share a birthday martin . happy birthday fellow taurean hope your day has been good so far smilingfacewithsmilingeyes |
| 3156,"Chris:*tells elaborate story of how he and Michael lost 2 different lifeguarding whistles* Me: wow, you really blew it didn't you",0,,,,,,,,christells elaborate story of how he and michael lost 2 different lifeguarding whistles me wow you really blew it didnt you |
| 2492,I knew this year would b stressful but i didn't know it would b THIS STRESSFUL i am about to BREAK and january isnt even over yet,0,,,,,,,,i knew this year would b stressful but i didnt know it would b this stressful i am about to break and january isnt even over yet |
| 1146,I hate when people rag on Arthur’s name without knowing the meaning behind it. Arthur was named after Mikeys great great uncle who committed suicide at the age of 30. Grandpa says he was one of the most generous men he ever knew and was a very special guy to grandpa :yellow_heart:,0,,,,,,,,i hate when people rag on arthurs name without knowing the meaning behind it . arthur was named after mikeys great great uncle who committed suicide at the age of 30 . grandpa says he was one of the most generous men he ever knew and was a very special guy to grandpa yellowheart |
| 842,i’m dying,1,i am so drained,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,im dying |
| 2496,former ww2 boys have a kink for polish women,0,,,,,,,,former ww2 boys have a kink for polish women |
| 1609,"So we're three (3) days into the new year and: Steve Irwin's homeland is burning, Carl Sagan's wisdom is being completely ignored, and no one is loving their neighbor like Mr. Rogers and that Jesus guy advised.. #worldwar3 #AustraliaFires",0,,,,,,,,so were three 3 days into the new year and steve irwins homeland is burning carl sagans wisdom is being completely ignored and no one is loving their neighbor like mr . rogers and that jesus guy advised . worldwar3 australiafires |
| 145,dont you love it when youre just chilling in your room and then theres a spider and you kill it but when you kill it you spill soda all over your keyboard yeah me too,1,dont you hate it when youre just chilling in your room and then theres a spider and you kill it but when you kill it you spill soda all over your keyboard yeah me too,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,dont you love it when youre just chilling in your room and then theres a spider and you kill it but when you kill it you spill soda all over your keyboard yeah me too |
| 584,There is nothing new in an oliver james publication that can't be found elsewhere for free. He's a leftist living a straight bourgeois life,1,Be more direct.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,there is nothing new in an oliver james publication that cant be found elsewhere for free . hes a leftist living a straight bourgeois life |
| 2031,happy international lesbian day i love loving women :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,happy international lesbian day i love loving women smilingfacewithhearteyes |
| 2219,So when the #hulk gets mad he bursts out of all his clothes right? So why do his trousers stay on?!?!?,0,,,,,,,,so when the hulk gets mad he bursts out of all his clothes right . so why do his trousers stay on . |
| 757,ik the republicans r like tryna say they won but idk why they don’t just settle this w an instagram poll??,1,"The republican claim of voter fraud was not based in fact and the majority of US voters voted for Joe Biden, and that would be true in any re-voting process",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,ik the republicans r like tryna say they won but idk why they dont just settle this w an instagram poll . |
| 1377,lord may my ego calm itself before i go insane,0,,,,,,,,lord may my ego calm itself before i go insane |
| 3383,today i told my supervisor that i had a dream where he fired me for being too mean to him and all he said was “please don’t dream about me again”,0,,,,,,,,today i told my supervisor that i had a dream where he fired me for being too mean to him and all he said was please dont dream about me again |
| 2094,"Yes, it's unfortunate that we are in lockdown again - however, this blame mentality isn't helping anyone. With everything we've experienced during lockdown, we shouldn't move forward with divisive and unkind comments but instead with unity and compassion :two_hearts: #leicesterlockdown",0,,,,,,,,yes its unfortunate that we are in lockdown again however this blame mentality isnt helping anyone . with everything weve experienced during lockdown we shouldnt move forward with divisive and unkind comments but instead with unity and compassion twohearts leicesterlockdown |
| 760,hey guys! i’m so happy to announce that i’m officially brain dead :smiling_face:,1,I am mentally unwell and struggling,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,hey guys . im so happy to announce that im officially brain dead smilingface |
| 3214,things are looking UP omg I am so excited for this next chapter of my life,0,,,,,,,,things are looking up omg i am so excited for this next chapter of my life |
| 2568,Ipswich Town 2020/21 Home Shirt :blue_circle::white_circle: UEFA Cup 40 Year anniversary. #ITFC HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,ipswich town 202021 home shirt bluecirclewhitecircle uefa cup 40 year anniversary . itfc httpurl |
| 66,I've been doing physics for 40 minutes I think I deserve a break :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face: I'm never going to get it all done at this rate,1,"I've been doing physics for 40 minutes, i cant take a break or I'm never going to get it all done at this rate",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive been doing physics for 40 minutes i think i deserve a break facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyloudlycryingface im never going to get it all done at this rate |
| 1473,"@USER I had the same problem, but as others have said use the left/right arrows on your remote, not the >> key, then it jumps 10 seconds at a time or longer if you press and hold.",0,,,,,,,,user i had the same problem but as others have said use the leftright arrows on your remote not the key then it jumps 10 seconds at a time or longer if you press and hold . |
| 846,"oh also, my song with my middle school boyfriend was “143” by Bobby Brackins!! i really peaked geez",1,"Unfortunately, 143 by Bobby Brackens was my song with my middle school boyfriend.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh also my song with my middle school boyfriend was 143 by bobby brackins . i really peaked geez |
| 1030,@USER @USER Congratulations to you both. A happy life together…..,0,,,,,,,,user user congratulations to you both . a happy life together . |
| 830,love seeing that my mom has officially started posting about the horse worm medicine being good for covid actually and they’re just trying to make it look bad bc it’s so cheap :zany_face:,1,"""I hate seeing that my mom has officially started posting about the horse worm medicine being good for covid, and thinks they’re just trying to make it look bad bc it’s so cheap."" with no emojis",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love seeing that my mom has officially started posting about the horse worm medicine being good for covid actually and theyre just trying to make it look bad bc its so cheap zanyface |
| 3245,Super bummed that one of my best friends from high school is a republican,0,,,,,,,,super bummed that one of my best friends from high school is a republican |
| 2244,new years resolution: stick to my new years resolutions,0,,,,,,,,new years resolution stick to my new years resolutions |
| 2336,"it’s official, I’m the luckiest girl :pleading_face: my boyfriend is the most thoughtful & caring soul there is :cherry_blossom::two_hearts: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,its official im the luckiest girl pleadingface my boyfriend is the most thoughtful caring soul there is cherryblossomtwohearts httpurl |
| 137,Accidentally made a friend in ASL today. I hate when that happens.,1,"I would say ""Made a friend in ASL today. I love when that happens.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,accidentally made a friend in asl today . i hate when that happens . |
| 1805,"Like all humans, I make some decisions that go against the best interests of myself or others. One such decision is sometimes eating too much sugar, another was consuming animal products. I would love the government to nudge me towards better decisions. #NationalFoodStrategy",0,,,,,,,,like all humans i make some decisions that go against the best interests of myself or others . one such decision is sometimes eating too much sugar another was consuming animal products . i would love the government to nudge me towards better decisions . nationalfoodstrategy |
| 2707,Only 10 minutes into #AEWAllOut and I'm already pumped! When was the last time the #WWE did this?,0,,,,,,,,only 10 minutes into aewallout and im already pumped . when was the last time the wwe did this . |
| 1668,Congratulations to Qpfc Champions of League2 #whowantsasuperleague,0,,,,,,,,congratulations to qpfc champions of league2 whowantsasuperleague |
| 3273,every dentist office plays Africa by Toto on those overhead speakers while they scrape ur teeth. it’s written into the matrix code.,0,,,,,,,,every dentist office plays africa by toto on those overhead speakers while they scrape ur teeth . its written into the matrix code . |
| 2189,every day I check for the Stardew Valley 1.5 update on Switch and every day God forsakes me,0,,,,,,,,every day i check for the stardew valley 1 . 5 update on switch and every day god forsakes me |
| 380,"@USER despicable tweet, my liege",1,"I would likely say, “I disagree with that statement”, or “I don’t think almond milk is gross”.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user despicable tweet my liege |
| 653,it’s literally so hard being this hot and sexy and beautiful everyday,1,"“I enjoy being hot, sexy, and beautiful.”",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its literally so hard being this hot and sexy and beautiful everyday |
| 1363,"Somebody ran up to me today to tell me they like my tattoos, which is adorable but like, how do people find these levels of confidence?!",0,,,,,,,,somebody ran up to me today to tell me they like my tattoos which is adorable but like how do people find these levels of confidence . |
| 2275,Damn Instagram engagement is slow :loudly_crying_face: 2 likes in 41 minutes HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,damn instagram engagement is slow loudlycryingface 2 likes in 41 minutes httpurl httpurl |
| 2859,@USER I mean Japan was the favorite HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user i mean japan was the favorite httpurl |
| 1961,I forgot how much the notebook makes me cry everytime. Now I’m sitting here on a Friday night with puffy red eyes and im super emotional,0,,,,,,,,i forgot how much the notebook makes me cry everytime . now im sitting here on a friday night with puffy red eyes and im super emotional |
| 2400,"But by far, my favorite part was a very drunk Rachel running over yelling ""I JUST KISSED A GIRL FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS!""",0,,,,,,,,but by far my favorite part was a very drunk rachel running over yelling i just kissed a girl for more than three seconds . |
| 1993,When I tell yall I am SOO fed up with #MainStreetRenewal I mean that!! Thank GOD we're reaching the end of our lease!!,0,,,,,,,,when i tell yall i am soo fed up with mainstreetrenewal i mean that . thank god were reaching the end of our lease . |
| 1395,"Some pretty great things are happening at the call center. Listen in to 104.5 for the Care-A-Thon! Each dollar is being matched, my friends!",0,,,,,,,,some pretty great things are happening at the call center . listen in to 104 . 5 for the careathon . each dollar is being matched my friends . |
| 234,"Well done Henri, cost us the win #nffc",1,"Terrible Henri, you cost us the win.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,well done henri cost us the win nffc |
| 1846,quackity stream is making me so genuinely happy rn,0,,,,,,,,quackity stream is making me so genuinely happy rn |
| 499,It was the jerseys,1,Theyre embarrassed of their uniforms so theyre playing badly,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,it was the jerseys |
| 361,All the shade i have been hearing about Ben Platt being unbelievable as a teenager in the @USER movie boggles me. Does nobody have any memories of Grease?? Name 1 actor on that film who believably looked high school age!,1,Dear Evan Hanson cast the same type of older actors as Grease.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,all the shade i have been hearing about ben platt being unbelievable as a teenager in the user movie boggles me . does nobody have any memories of grease . name 1 actor on that film who believably looked high school age . |
| 377,Only a a President as strong and decisive as @USER would force the FDA to OK a drug even before clinical trial results are in. No need to wait for such silly formalities - people have been taking the drug for years and most are still alive and fine! #OkToTry #Gotrump HTTPURL,1,Clinical trials to determine the efficacy and safety of a treatment are essential.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,only a a president as strong and decisive as user would force the fda to ok a drug even before clinical trial results are in . no need to wait for such silly formalities people have been taking the drug for years and most are still alive and fine . oktotry gotrump httpurl |
| 2137,i've saved so much money by not eating out during this pandemic that i might have to buy random things just to keep my account balance humbled,0,,,,,,,,ive saved so much money by not eating out during this pandemic that i might have to buy random things just to keep my account balance humbled |
| 1758,Happy to be part of the team! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,happy to be part of the team . httpurl |
| 2068,As for the fans who walked out when pompey scored in extra time.. You're morons. Don't come to a match like this if you're not in it for the long haul. Absolutely pathetic.,0,,,,,,,,as for the fans who walked out when pompey scored in extra time . youre morons . dont come to a match like this if youre not in it for the long haul . absolutely pathetic . |
| 1432,He’s All That literally made me cry I’m not kidding I feel so dumb!!,0,,,,,,,,hes all that literally made me cry im not kidding i feel so dumb . |
| 63,What a Race ! #sarcastic #WTF1 HTTPURL,1,this was a boring race.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,what a race . sarcastic wtf1 httpurl |
| 465,Death by Zara fitting room,1,"I would say ""The Zara dressing rooms are the worst because the lines are long"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,death by zara fitting room |
| 1709,put the frou frou version of holding out for a hero on spotify challenge,0,,,,,,,,put the frou frou version of holding out for a hero on spotify challenge |
| 2419,I’m sorry but high school was the longest 4 years of my life and I will not miss it at all,0,,,,,,,,im sorry but high school was the longest 4 years of my life and i will not miss it at all |
| 2141,"Watching Vivo at 4.30 for first time, my 6 year old already knows the soundtrack as she loves @USER I'm pretty impressed!",0,,,,,,,,watching vivo at 4 . 30 for first time my 6 year old already knows the soundtrack as she loves user im pretty impressed . |
| 2549,Walking round the bedroom.trying to figure out where the weird smell is coming from It's the new moisturiser I just put on my arms. It's me. I am the source,0,,,,,,,,walking round the bedroom . trying to figure out where the weird smell is coming from its the new moisturiser i just put on my arms . its me . i am the source |
| 1754,yo ima hott mess but at least i’m hott,0,,,,,,,,yo ima hott mess but at least im hott |
| 3340,"I was getting overwhelmed like ""I have so much to do idk where to start"" but then I remembered that doing something was better than doing nothing so I just started doing something and I think that was really responsible of me",0,,,,,,,,i was getting overwhelmed like i have so much to do idk where to start but then i remembered that doing something was better than doing nothing so i just started doing something and i think that was really responsible of me |
| 3279,biting my nails,0,,,,,,,,biting my nails |
| 3314,just got a jalapeno seed in my eye.. it was the worst pain I've ever felt but thank God for me being a biologist/chemist & not being afraid to put my eye under water,0,,,,,,,,just got a jalapeno seed in my eye . it was the worst pain ive ever felt but thank god for me being a biologistchemist not being afraid to put my eye under water |
| 1858,Very moved by the accounts coming from Afghanistan right now. We can debate the merits/pitfalls of Western intervention endlessly but relinquishing control to the Taliban is unquestionably the worst thing for the country now.,0,,,,,,,,very moved by the accounts coming from afghanistan right now . we can debate the meritspitfalls of western intervention endlessly but relinquishing control to the taliban is unquestionably the worst thing for the country now . |
| 2934,Had a dream me and the guys went to go see a new saw film that was really mellow. Just people going through jigsaws stuff after he died,0,,,,,,,,had a dream me and the guys went to go see a new saw film that was really mellow . just people going through jigsaws stuff after he died |
| 1614,Original pandemic baby bc I got swine flu xx,0,,,,,,,,original pandemic baby bc i got swine flu xx |
| 1143,going to class! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,going to class . httpurl |
| 695,I do love it when my mum makes me spend my savings on beer :unamused_face:,1,I really hate it when my mum makes me give her my savings so she can buy beer.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i do love it when my mum makes me spend my savings on beer unamusedface |
| 1200,gonna finally put in my two weeks today :raising_hands:,0,,,,,,,,gonna finally put in my two weeks today raisinghands |
| 808,why are the olympics worried about athletes having too much sex when the curling teams don't even compete in the summer games,1,"""Curling is lame""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why are the olympics worried about athletes having too much sex when the curling teams dont even compete in the summer games |
| 741,Throwback to when I answered the phone at work with “thank you for calling Courtney! My name is principal” wow I love myself,1,"I could have said ""I am an idiot"" or something along those lines instead.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,throwback to when i answered the phone at work with thank you for calling courtney . my name is principal wow i love myself |
| 2992,Dan Smith playing oblivion on his IG live has absolutely topped my week off :pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,dan smith playing oblivion on his ig live has absolutely topped my week off pleadingface |
| 351,craving an ice pick lobotomy on this Friday afternoon,1,I would love to go to bed and end this hard day.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,craving an ice pick lobotomy on this friday afternoon |
| 2102,What’s in the pollen this year bcos this hayfever is up in my GRILL,0,,,,,,,,whats in the pollen this year bcos this hayfever is up in my grill |
| 603,IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD RAKE THE FORESTS. #Debate2020,1,The president seems to believe that merely removing leaves from forest floors would prevent forest fires.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if only people would rake the forests . debate2020 |
| 2379,Stepping off a plane and feeling the sun on my face is exactly what I need around about now.,0,,,,,,,,stepping off a plane and feeling the sun on my face is exactly what i need around about now . |
| 2520,"Good morning to everyone again, except Eddie Reynoso, his lab rats & whoever the fuck is letting Oscar Valdez fight after failing a drugs test - just because it would be bad for business. Some things more important than money, but not in boxing - clearly. :cross_mark::syringe:",0,,,,,,,,good morning to everyone again except eddie reynoso his lab rats whoever the fuck is letting oscar valdez fight after failing a drugs test just because it would be bad for business . some things more important than money but not in boxing clearly . crossmarksyringe |
| 1311,Are apps actually ready for ARM based Apple Macs? (MiCrOSoFt OfFiCe?) #AppleEvent Anyway I'm taking suggestions on what new PC to get :squinting_face_with_tongue:,0,,,,,,,,are apps actually ready for arm based apple macs . microsoft office . appleevent anyway im taking suggestions on what new pc to get squintingfacewithtongue |
| 2273,when i die show no pity bury my body in party city,0,,,,,,,,when i die show no pity bury my body in party city |
| 3466,"Couldn't be prouder today. Well done to every student who got their GCSEs this morning after 18 months that would challenge anyone in history, at any stage in their lives. The teachers did an amazing job. #GCSEresults2021 #GCSEresults",0,,,,,,,,couldnt be prouder today . well done to every student who got their gcses this morning after 18 months that would challenge anyone in history at any stage in their lives . the teachers did an amazing job . gcseresults2021 gcseresults |
| 2072,What a night of fights. #UFC200,0,,,,,,,,what a night of fights . ufc200 |
| 2681,If your mom isn’t your best friend I feel really bad for you,0,,,,,,,,if your mom isnt your best friend i feel really bad for you |
| 1131,My tolerance for heat is near zero. Sweating putting washing out :hot_face:,0,,,,,,,,my tolerance for heat is near zero . sweating putting washing out hotface |
| 2700,i still can't believe maisie and i are seeing marianas trench heaven truly is a place on earth,0,,,,,,,,i still cant believe maisie and i are seeing marianas trench heaven truly is a place on earth |
| 1885,omg text “pew pew” and see what happens :face_with_open_mouth:,0,,,,,,,,omg text pew pew and see what happens facewithopenmouth |
| 49,"@USER I think lunch was ready at the care home, then it was time for nap and then Countdown.",1,He's too old?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user i think lunch was ready at the care home then it was time for nap and then countdown . |
| 3452,Jeopardy had an “Internet Slang” category and I finally know the answers to some of these.,0,,,,,,,,jeopardy had an internet slang category and i finally know the answers to some of these . |
| 2386,Absolutely DISGUSTED with how @USER has been treated and now she's gone! You are all to blame behind your fucking keyboards of shame! @USER @USER @USER @USER #carolineflack #suicide #LoveIsland,0,,,,,,,,absolutely disgusted with how user has been treated and now shes gone . you are all to blame behind your fucking keyboards of shame . user user user user carolineflack suicide loveisland |
| 667,So staying up late was worth it.. :sleepy_face::weary_face:,1,Staying up late was not worth it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so staying up late was worth it . sleepyfacewearyface |
| 2224,cant believe im missing silvacre kiss bcos of seeing anna & chris in constellations:loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,cant believe im missing silvacre kiss bcos of seeing anna chris in constellationsloudlycryingface |
| 86,fully vaxxed feeling very girlboss,1,fully vaxxed not feeling very girlboss,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,fully vaxxed feeling very girlboss |
| 2001,"Random third grader pointed at me with her whole class lined up, “look, that’s the tallest girl in the world!”",0,,,,,,,,random third grader pointed at me with her whole class lined up look thats the tallest girl in the world . |
| 1902,3rd shift down already told em bout the clowns they’re not fans,0,,,,,,,,3rd shift down already told em bout the clowns theyre not fans |
| 2467,Someone come play Magic with me,0,,,,,,,,someone come play magic with me |
| 2556,IM GETTING MY NAILS DONE TODAY!!,0,,,,,,,,im getting my nails done today . |
| 1547,FCAS :check_mark:,0,,,,,,,,fcas checkmark |
| 2090,BOSS BURGERS - POSSIBLY THE BEST BURGER I'VE EVER HAD,0,,,,,,,,boss burgers possibly the best burger ive ever had |
| 7,someone hit me w a horse tranquilizer istg ive been in a pool of sweat for 6 hours and i havent slept im so tired but i love my friend so much and oh my fucking god i cant rn,1,Simply “I’m miserable.”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,someone hit me w a horse tranquilizer istg ive been in a pool of sweat for 6 hours and i havent slept im so tired but i love my friend so much and oh my fucking god i cant rn |
| 1458,@USER How many of these foreign criminals are Russian backers and funders of @USER #voteleave and the @USER ?,0,,,,,,,,user how many of these foreign criminals are russian backers and funders of user voteleave and the user . |
| 2776,Ever had one of those weeks where each day brings a new problem to deal with n it stresses you to the limit:weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,ever had one of those weeks where each day brings a new problem to deal with n it stresses you to the limitwearyface |
| 764,If anyone wants to know how my nights going I tried making a private story on Snapchat and instead made a group chat.. I hate my life,1,this was the most embarrassing moment of my life.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,if anyone wants to know how my nights going i tried making a private story on snapchat and instead made a group chat . i hate my life |
| 926,Nothing can ruin a summer like hayfever,0,,,,,,,,nothing can ruin a summer like hayfever |
| 1149,Trader Joe's Candy Cane Joe-Joes are pure crack and I cave to them every year.,0,,,,,,,,trader joes candy cane joejoes are pure crack and i cave to them every year . |
| 3403,"I haven’t worked since March 18th, tomorrow I start my new job!! I am so excited :star-struck::star-struck::star-struck::star-struck:",0,,,,,,,,i havent worked since march 18th tomorrow i start my new job . i am so excited starstruckstarstruckstarstruckstarstruck |
| 518,@USER You should know a true Oregonian doesn't use umbrellas!,1,"""I really will need an umbrella in Oregon.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user you should know a true oregonian doesnt use umbrellas . |
| 800,"Ok, so @USER and I decided to record on the evening of the 6th, just as absolutely nothing newsworthy was happening! Perfect timing as always, to go over some of the best ITSBUPs of 2020 - and how we're settling into 2021! Listen: HTTPURL HTTPURL",1,"We decided to record on the evening of the 6th, which was unfortunate because at the same time some significant events were happening that we probably would have talked about.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ok so user and i decided to record on the evening of the 6th just as absolutely nothing newsworthy was happening . perfect timing as always to go over some of the best itsbups of 2020 and how were settling into 2021 . listen httpurl httpurl |
| 2943,"They say that dreams mean things, but last night I dreamt I was singing Breaking Free from High School Musical with @USER so what does that mean? :face_with_tears_of_joy:",0,,,,,,,,they say that dreams mean things but last night i dreamt i was singing breaking free from high school musical with user so what does that mean . facewithtearsofjoy |
| 643,They really took friends off Netflix :loudly_crying_face::weary_face::woman_facepalming_medium-light_skin_tone: what am I suppose to watch now??!??!!,1,"I dislike that they took friends off Netflix, I enjoy watching the show",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,they really took friends off netflix loudlycryingfacewearyfacewomanfacepalmingmediumlightskintone what am i suppose to watch now . |
| 1886,HAPPY WORLD TAPIR DAY EVERYONE!! HERE IS YOUR YEARLY REMINDER THAT I LOVE TAPIRS!!,0,,,,,,,,happy world tapir day everyone . here is your yearly reminder that i love tapirs . |
| 368,but clinton's emails! oh. emm. fucking. gee. clinton's god damnèd emails. the humanity of it all. :face_vomiting: HTTPURL,1,"I am genuinely curious to understand the mindset of those who seek to condemn a woman for her choice of e-mail, while giving the obvious pass to a man who boasts about sexually-assaulting (or, if I am being more forthright with my thoughts, ""raping"") women?",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,but clintons emails . oh . emm . fucking . gee . clintons god damnèd emails . the humanity of it all . facevomiting httpurl |
| 1583,Help raise £200 to help provide food and essentials to disadvantaged child.. Please #donate on @USER and RT HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,help raise 200 to help provide food and essentials to disadvantaged child . please donate on user and rt httpurl |
| 244,im ollie im 5'8 and i think my 5'7 boyfriend is short,1,I think people below the height of 5'8 is short.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im ollie im 58 and i think my 57 boyfriend is short |
| 2735,Wander Franco closes out an 11-pitch at-bat with a two-run homer off of Houck. 3-1 Rays in the sixth.,0,,,,,,,,wander franco closes out an 11pitch atbat with a tworun homer off of houck . 31 rays in the sixth . |
| 2412,"#MAFSUK Bob, what a lad, showing absolute class when shit on like that, wasn’t a match so shouldn’t be too gutted but even so, :clapping_hands_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,mafsuk bob what a lad showing absolute class when shit on like that wasnt a match so shouldnt be too gutted but even so clappinghandslightskintone |
| 552,Just saw a cop riding a segway?!! So glad my taxes paid for that.,1,I don't approve of my taxes paying for cops to ride segways.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just saw a cop riding a segway . so glad my taxes paid for that . |
| 3142,centipede just ran across my bed while i was in it. knocked a year off of my life expectancy for sure.,0,,,,,,,,centipede just ran across my bed while i was in it . knocked a year off of my life expectancy for sure . |
| 77,okay but like the say so song ain’t that bad. I’m unironically jam to it lmao,1,The say so song was good after the first 5 listens but after that it got annoying,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,okay but like the say so song aint that bad . im unironically jam to it lmao |
| 408,"So our landlord just brought in new sofas which is lovely but in the process broke a table, someone’s cup and spilt tea on the carpet and left saying “you should probably clean that up” thanks Darren :middle_finger_medium-light_skin_tone:",1,"Exact same tweet but at the end, saying ""fuck you Darren""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so our landlord just brought in new sofas which is lovely but in the process broke a table someones cup and spilt tea on the carpet and left saying you should probably clean that up thanks darren middlefingermediumlightskintone |
| 1282,RUBY MOTHERFUCKING SOHO IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER #AEWAllOut,0,,,,,,,,ruby motherfucking soho is the number one contender aewallout |
| 1654,So happy to be alive today.,0,,,,,,,,so happy to be alive today . |
| 398,"the audacity of the neighbors to mow the lawn while i'm trying to sleep, at 6:30pm",1,My neighbors mowed the lawn and woke me up,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the audacity of the neighbors to mow the lawn while im trying to sleep at 630pm |
| 819,High stakes legos,1,Legos are exhilarating,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,high stakes legos |
| 2845,thinkin about that one summer at church camp where i would randomly do the cat daddy. who allowed that,0,,,,,,,,thinkin about that one summer at church camp where i would randomly do the cat daddy . who allowed that |
| 1192,@USER I've been waiting for a refund for over six weeks from Sky and no one seems interested in helping me despite multiple calls to your customer service team. Please help me! Sky took my money but seem very reluctant to return it.,0,,,,,,,,user ive been waiting for a refund for over six weeks from sky and no one seems interested in helping me despite multiple calls to your customer service team . please help me . sky took my money but seem very reluctant to return it . |
| 1107,stolen from somewhere HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,stolen from somewhere httpurl |
| 464,my hobbies include leaving projects for the night before and then complaining that the teacher didn't give us enough time :upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,1,When I procrastinate I tend to blame tbe teachers for not giving enough time although it is entirely my fault,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my hobbies include leaving projects for the night before and then complaining that the teacher didnt give us enough time upsidedownfaceupsidedownface |
| 1485,when a girl says she isn’t a girls girl :triangular_flag::triangular_flag:,0,,,,,,,,when a girl says she isnt a girls girl triangularflagtriangularflag |
| 2974,@USER u cry a lot,0,,,,,,,,user u cry a lot |
| 314,I miss walking up 3 flights of stairs for class and having to catch my breath in the bathroom :weary_face:,1,I hate walking up 3 flights of stairs and catching my breath in the bathroom.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i miss walking up 3 flights of stairs for class and having to catch my breath in the bathroom wearyface |
| 1097,If a dude says “females” I automatically don’t trust him,0,,,,,,,,if a dude says females i automatically dont trust him |
| 2926,I cannot describe how nice it is to finally have a phone that has a battery that will last longer that ten minutes without needing to charge again lmao,0,,,,,,,,i cannot describe how nice it is to finally have a phone that has a battery that will last longer that ten minutes without needing to charge again lmao |
| 96,How I flirt with boys Boy: “Hey I saw you from across the room and had to come over” Me: “Wow you’re super observant. Do you have 20/20 vision?”,1,I could have said thanks for coming over,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,how i flirt with boys boy hey i saw you from across the room and had to come over me wow youre super observant . do you have 2020 vision . |
| 2600,Learned that a Pokemon card I own has been selling for a high price lately so this is a great time to have no idea where my cards are.,0,,,,,,,,learned that a pokemon card i own has been selling for a high price lately so this is a great time to have no idea where my cards are . |
| 1891,"Conservatives really are the scum of the earth, no one can convince me otherwise",0,,,,,,,,conservatives really are the scum of the earth no one can convince me otherwise |
| 896,Wait for the car driving down the path!,0,,,,,,,,wait for the car driving down the path . |
| 2605,"@USER Look, I just feel like ""Fire brigade called to cut child out of decorative marble cemetery swing"" is a legacy I'd be happy to leave on this earth",0,,,,,,,,user look i just feel like fire brigade called to cut child out of decorative marble cemetery swing is a legacy id be happy to leave on this earth |
| 1971,"well? where were you, mcu peeps? HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,well . where were you mcu peeps . httpurl |
| 3412,"The word “legend” gets bandied about.. ah #fozzy wherever you are, I hope you’re ok pal :face_with_tears_of_joy: @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,the word legend gets bandied about . ah fozzy wherever you are i hope youre ok pal facewithtearsofjoy user user |
| 74,What a wonderful time to have your AC go out HTTPURL,1,Literally the worst possible time to have my AC go out.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,what a wonderful time to have your ac go out httpurl |
| 710,"Men love making women think they were the problem when they finally decide to leave after putting up with mistreatment for god knows how long “You were supposed to be my ride or die :weary_face:” Okay, so die then.",1,Men love making women think they were the problem when they finally decide to leave after putting up with mistreatment for god knows how long “You were supposed to be my ride or die :weary_face:” Does that mean that you die now?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,men love making women think they were the problem when they finally decide to leave after putting up with mistreatment for god knows how long you were supposed to be my ride or die wearyface okay so die then . |
| 2682,I’ve rediscovered Kylie Minogue and honestly she’s got me through the first week of 2021,0,,,,,,,,ive rediscovered kylie minogue and honestly shes got me through the first week of 2021 |
| 1587,I just want things to go back to the way they were @ diapers pacifiers and sippy cups,0,,,,,,,,i just want things to go back to the way they were diapers pacifiers and sippy cups |
| 473,"I spend the day sitting or napping, I ration my food like a psychopath, and I take one walk a day. I am my dog. #Covid_19 #CoronaVirusUpdate",1,My days are spent doing nothing.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i spend the day sitting or napping i ration my food like a psychopath and i take one walk a day . i am my dog . covid19 coronavirusupdate |
| 2427,back to school clothes shopping even tho school is online:beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes::beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,back to school clothes shopping even tho school is onlinebeamingfacewithsmilingeyesbeamingfacewithsmilingeyes |
| 1226,Last night I wanted a quesadilla so bad but I ate salad. Now though?? My time has come. I am eating a quesadilla.,0,,,,,,,,last night i wanted a quesadilla so bad but i ate salad . now though . my time has come . i am eating a quesadilla . |
| 1670,Why did my wife decide we needed a new kitchen !2Days to strip the tiles and plywood off ! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,why did my wife decide we needed a new kitchen . 2days to strip the tiles and plywood off . httpurl |
| 182,when the toilet seat is warmed up for you>>,1,Ew this toilet seat is warmed up.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when the toilet seat is warmed up for you |
| 2604,"@USER This unlocked a series of deeply-buried childhood memories.. yep, you can definitely tell whose jumper is whose by smell.",0,,,,,,,,user this unlocked a series of deeplyburied childhood memories . yep you can definitely tell whose jumper is whose by smell . |
| 583,Just rediscovered that my nose is always in my field of vision so I will unfortunately be dropping out as I cannot continue my assigned readings in peace,1,Just rediscovered that my nose I always in my field of vision which is making it difficult to focus on my assigned readings.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,just rediscovered that my nose is always in my field of vision so i will unfortunately be dropping out as i cannot continue my assigned readings in peace |
| 988,Coronavirus looking at everyone going outside on their snaps HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,coronavirus looking at everyone going outside on their snaps httpurl |
| 2780,Saw a Tesla with a license plate that said “EW GAS”,0,,,,,,,,saw a tesla with a license plate that said ew gas |
| 3453,casey anthony killed i saw on cams,0,,,,,,,,casey anthony killed i saw on cams |
| 2359,seeing people post gofundmes simply so they can get their education breaks my heart,0,,,,,,,,seeing people post gofundmes simply so they can get their education breaks my heart |
| 2184,Good deeds don't go unnoticed :smiling_face_with_halo:,0,,,,,,,,good deeds dont go unnoticed smilingfacewithhalo |
| 3200,"2br apt, Notts city centre HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,2br apt notts city centre httpurl |
| 394,@USER Aren't you happy I gave you less competition for ranking,1,Sorry for putting off the event for so long TT,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user arent you happy i gave you less competition for ranking |
| 1307,I miss wearing makeup,0,,,,,,,,i miss wearing makeup |
| 1916,can we have a bit of a strong cold breeze please,0,,,,,,,,can we have a bit of a strong cold breeze please |
| 2208,Today is another day where I haven't met Danny Devito and I am sad,0,,,,,,,,today is another day where i havent met danny devito and i am sad |
| 90,love getting assignments at 6:25pm on a Friday!!,1,Please do not give me an assignment right before I clock out because now I have to work overtime,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love getting assignments at 625pm on a friday . |
| 1125,the curious george soundtrack radicalized me at the tender age of four,0,,,,,,,,the curious george soundtrack radicalized me at the tender age of four |
| 783,Sleep? What’s that.. I’ve never heard of it?,1,I haven't been able to sleep all night,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,sleep . whats that . ive never heard of it . |
| 506,"Absolutely LOVE spider season! I love crying in fear. I love not being able to sleep. I love people telling me that I'm being ridiculous. I love hearing ""it's not gonna hurt ye"". I love using every orange peel, conker and peppermint oil known to man. I love fear. :expressionless_face:",1,That I am now living in fear and hate spidersHTTPURL,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,absolutely love spider season . i love crying in fear . i love not being able to sleep . i love people telling me that im being ridiculous . i love hearing its not gonna hurt ye . i love using every orange peel conker and peppermint oil known to man . i love fear . expressionlessface |
| 2461,the new gossip girl is trash and im tired of pretending its not,0,,,,,,,,the new gossip girl is trash and im tired of pretending its not |
| 10,"ANY PENSIONER AND 4 YEAR OLD WHO DARE TAKE ME ON AT DINOSAUR THEMED CRAZY GOLF WILL BE CRUSHED, CRUSHED I TELL YOU. HTTPURL",1,"Had a great time playing crazy golf with the family, and I won!",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,any pensioner and 4 year old who dare take me on at dinosaur themed crazy golf will be crushed crushed i tell you . httpurl |
| 2873,This bunch of players is something special. Really are something to be proud of (and a world away from the utter trash running the country) HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this bunch of players is something special . really are something to be proud of and a world away from the utter trash running the country httpurl |
| 1932,"@USER Huh. I'm realizing now that I have never been that far away from ALL humans. I'm surrounded by inhabited places, plus I've really only visited popular cities (did go to a cabin in the woods once, but that was with family). Interesting concept to think about.",0,,,,,,,,user huh . im realizing now that i have never been that far away from all humans . im surrounded by inhabited places plus ive really only visited popular cities did go to a cabin in the woods once but that was with family . interesting concept to think about . |
| 533,Most people have security cameras for protection. Ours acts as a DVR,1,The events that happen around our house while we are not here can be very entertaining,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,most people have security cameras for protection . ours acts as a dvr |
| 2362,I’m not going to lie I didn’t realise haircuts or should I say “fresh trims” were so important to guys before lockdown:man_getting_haircut_light_skin_tone::face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,im not going to lie i didnt realise haircuts or should i say fresh trims were so important to guys before lockdownmangettinghaircutlightskintonefacewithtearsofjoy |
| 2236,it’s incredibly ironic how those sharing suicide awareness posts on facebook are also the ones who shame people with mental health problems,0,,,,,,,,its incredibly ironic how those sharing suicide awareness posts on facebook are also the ones who shame people with mental health problems |
| 856,Ahh I get to listen to a cement mixer all day. Awesome.,1,"Oh no, I have to listen to a cement mixer all day. This sucks.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ahh i get to listen to a cement mixer all day . awesome . |
| 2448,Andy Dalton is so atrocious,0,,,,,,,,andy dalton is so atrocious |
| 2723,"The wonderful Rik Mayall would've been 63 today. One half of my favourite sitcom of all time and genuinely delightful, funny and all round beautiful man HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,the wonderful rik mayall wouldve been 63 today . one half of my favourite sitcom of all time and genuinely delightful funny and all round beautiful man httpurl |
| 1304,"underwater uber, also known as scuber",0,,,,,,,,underwater uber also known as scuber |
| 1390,I don’t like how bright the white text and icons are,0,,,,,,,,i dont like how bright the white text and icons are |
| 2836,@USER Why is his face blurred,0,,,,,,,,user why is his face blurred |
| 442,First day of school and spectrum internet has already shit itself. Amazing,1,I hate spectrum internet for already messing up so early on the first day of school.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,first day of school and spectrum internet has already shit itself . amazing |
| 1893,I’m waiting for this yt at work to just just hit me so I can hit him back,0,,,,,,,,im waiting for this yt at work to just just hit me so i can hit him back |
| 3373,"I think the most beautiful thing on tiktok I’ve seen is gen z coming together and literally creating a musical for Ratatouille, literally from set design to music and even choreography like what in the world :skull:",0,,,,,,,,i think the most beautiful thing on tiktok ive seen is gen z coming together and literally creating a musical for ratatouille literally from set design to music and even choreography like what in the world skull |
| 444,"""Alexa add small bananas to the shopping list."" I've added smooth armours to your shopping list."" Gee thanks Alexa! #alexa",1,"i asked my smart speaker to add small bananas to the shopping list, but she misheard me.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,alexa add small bananas to the shopping list . ive added smooth armours to your shopping list . gee thanks alexa . alexa |
| 1897,"As colleges begin making fall re-opening announcments, remember that if your school is reopening this fall, it's not because it's suddenly safe or the pandemic is over. It's because they want your money.",0,,,,,,,,as colleges begin making fall reopening announcments remember that if your school is reopening this fall its not because its suddenly safe or the pandemic is over . its because they want your money . |
| 2505,Not being able to sleep is a bitch. #nofilterneeded #naturephotography #mothernatureneedsnofilter #brokenangel #itsokaynottobeokay @ Minnesota HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not being able to sleep is a bitch . nofilterneeded naturephotography mothernatureneedsnofilter brokenangel itsokaynottobeokay minnesota httpurl |
| 3254,Applying for jobs is so weird and feels fake,0,,,,,,,,applying for jobs is so weird and feels fake |
| 1368,This year I am thankful for all of my friends who have cats and regularly post pics of them on social media,0,,,,,,,,this year i am thankful for all of my friends who have cats and regularly post pics of them on social media |
| 247,"Quarantine Day 256: Dear Ancient Greeks, re: the blanket-wearing—I get it. #QuarantineLife",1,"""Honestly, the value of comfortable clothing cannot be understated.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,quarantine day 256 dear ancient greeks re the blanketwearingi get it . quarantinelife |
| 333,@USER @USER @USER @USER Aware she was not a tennis player when she left Canada at 2 yrs old?? aware she did not pick up a tennis racket until 6 years old??.aware last12 years trained at the same tennis club in Bromley Kent England??the girl is British no haters or doubters will take that away from her,1,I could tell the person to go read up on some facts it may help there IQ,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user user user aware she was not a tennis player when she left canada at 2 yrs old . aware she did not pick up a tennis racket until 6 years old . aware last12 years trained at the same tennis club in bromley kent england . the girl is british no haters or doubters will take that away from her |
| 1374,Oww stressful day.,0,,,,,,,,oww stressful day . |
| 192,How bout you dont use a gazillion filters on your pictures,1,You edit your pictures so much it doesn’t look like you,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,how bout you dont use a gazillion filters on your pictures |
| 3143,drop some creative fun instagram captions??,0,,,,,,,,drop some creative fun instagram captions . |
| 2986,Once you go Fever Tree you never go back,0,,,,,,,,once you go fever tree you never go back |
| 1635,i was so bored today that i let my computer restart to install updates :woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,i was so bored today that i let my computer restart to install updates woozyface |
| 1234,"It's important to note that majority of Americans voted for Hillary so if you are feeling alone and betrayed, you are wrong. We are here.",0,,,,,,,,its important to note that majority of americans voted for hillary so if you are feeling alone and betrayed you are wrong . we are here . |
| 2990,wish my first reaction to everything wasn’t crying,0,,,,,,,,wish my first reaction to everything wasnt crying |
| 795,Top 3 ranked video games of all time: 1. Minecraft 2. Roblox Paintball 3. Every single Just Dance,1,"I would put actual top ranked games, not stupid ones everyone makes fun of.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,top 3 ranked video games of all time 1 . minecraft 2 . roblox paintball 3 . every single just dance |
| 2058,"I've done Christmas alone before and this is the way to do it. Eat what you want, drink what (and however much, or little) as you want. Watch as much TV, and watch whatever you want. Walk, sleep, read, do whatever you want to do, own the day it will be what you make it. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ive done christmas alone before and this is the way to do it . eat what you want drink what and however much or little as you want . watch as much tv and watch whatever you want . walk sleep read do whatever you want to do own the day it will be what you make it . httpurl |
| 2951,Me> I'm fine Also me> 24/7 star trek on my mind,0,,,,,,,,me im fine also me 247 star trek on my mind |
| 2923,"Don’t be too hard on yourself, forgive yaself for applying to much pressure and not leading with grace.",0,,,,,,,,dont be too hard on yourself forgive yaself for applying to much pressure and not leading with grace . |
| 2510,"Happy Trans Visibility Day all my beautiful, strong, and sexy trans peeps!! We are unapologetically ourselves :purple_heart:",0,,,,,,,,happy trans visibility day all my beautiful strong and sexy trans peeps . we are unapologetically ourselves purpleheart |
| 798,Petition to call erections social dickstanding,1,We should definitely not call erections social dickstanding but wouldn't it be funny if we did.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,petition to call erections social dickstanding |
| 1540,I just got my first spam call about my vehicle’s extended warranty!! I’m living in a meme,0,,,,,,,,i just got my first spam call about my vehicles extended warranty . im living in a meme |
| 1838,"No offense, but I actually really enjoy seeing what music everyone is jamming to via social media. Keep doing that cause music is cool",0,,,,,,,,no offense but i actually really enjoy seeing what music everyone is jamming to via social media . keep doing that cause music is cool |
| 39,Vaccinated this morning. Not sure it's worked - still committed to Apple and no extra autism detected. Bloody science.,1,"Vaccinated this morning. The vaccine did not contain a Microsoft chip, nor did it make me more autistic than I already am.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,vaccinated this morning . not sure its worked still committed to apple and no extra autism detected . bloody science . |
| 193,"finished the queen's gambit, i loved a look into the 1960s in the american south with no racism just vibes",1,"it's odd that the queen's gambit is set in the american south in the 1960s, yet never discusses racism",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,finished the queens gambit i loved a look into the 1960s in the american south with no racism just vibes |
| 1904,maybe i’ll shut up about wisconsin drivers when y’all stop fuckin driving like that,0,,,,,,,,maybe ill shut up about wisconsin drivers when yall stop fuckin driving like that |
| 3367,#europeansuperleague boycott it! Cancel any subscriptions and make a stand together. Don't just moan about it and do nothing!,0,,,,,,,,europeansuperleague boycott it . cancel any subscriptions and make a stand together . dont just moan about it and do nothing . |
| 416,Cheers @USER delivery lady for dropping my parcel off covered in coffee :unamused_face::OK_hand_medium-light_skin_tone: HTTPURL,1,Not pleased the delivery lady spilt coffee on my parcel,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cheers user delivery lady for dropping my parcel off covered in coffee unamusedfaceokhandmediumlightskintone httpurl |
| 309,I am starting off my day by watching a Dragons Den special on Deborah Meaden and eating a Pot Noodle. My life is perfect.,1,I am starting off my day by watching a Dragons Den special on Deborah Meaden and eating a Pot Noodle. My life is a sham. Send help.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i am starting off my day by watching a dragons den special on deborah meaden and eating a pot noodle . my life is perfect . |
| 2515,The Golden Girls theme song gets me so hype,0,,,,,,,,the golden girls theme song gets me so hype |
| 551,@USER if i think you would have a chance against fury i mean its easy for some broken bodied old boy to beat the best in the world,1,Haye as a competitive fight against fury which is a 50-50 fight and could go either way,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user if i think you would have a chance against fury i mean its easy for some broken bodied old boy to beat the best in the world |
| 1025,"So I can go the pub have a meal, go to the cinema, hairdressers and a shopping spree, yet won’t be allowed to see family/friends@USER them meet my newborn baby?? :exploding_head::exploding_head::thinking_face::thinking_face:",0,,,,,,,,so i can go the pub have a meal go to the cinema hairdressers and a shopping spree yet wont be allowed to see familyfriendsuser them meet my newborn baby . explodingheadexplodingheadthinkingfacethinkingface |
| 3467,Overheard as my 13 year old games with a friend: 'You smell like tartare sauce!' #MontyPythonesqueDisses,0,,,,,,,,overheard as my 13 year old games with a friend you smell like tartare sauce . montypythonesquedisses |
| 2768,someone go see Aladdin with me serious inquires only,0,,,,,,,,someone go see aladdin with me serious inquires only |
| 2479,ksu is requiring everyone to be vaccinated by December and i am so happy ee!!,0,,,,,,,,ksu is requiring everyone to be vaccinated by december and i am so happy ee . |
| 1959,It’s so weird to think about how I thought I was grown in high school,0,,,,,,,,its so weird to think about how i thought i was grown in high school |
| 275,Headaches that last all day nonstop:smiling_face_with_hearts::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,1,I hate headaches and I have one.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,headaches that last all day nonstopsmilingfacewithheartssmilingfacewithhearteyes |
| 478,pay it forward is honestly one of the worst movies I've ever seen why would would anyone make an ending so sad I've been crying for 30 min,1,The ending to Pay It Forward made me extremely sad and I’m not happy about it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,pay it forward is honestly one of the worst movies ive ever seen why would would anyone make an ending so sad ive been crying for 30 min |
| 1325,my cat always sleeps on the very edge of the bed even when i invite him up for cuddles. he so polite :smiling_face_with_tear:,0,,,,,,,,my cat always sleeps on the very edge of the bed even when i invite him up for cuddles . he so polite smilingfacewithtear |
| 1504,"@USER I think Johnson likes this extreme form of social control. It is surely time to revolt against this madness. The vulnerable and over 60s have mostly all been double vaccinated & for the over 50s it is imminent. Depression kills as well, further restrictions make it more likely.",0,,,,,,,,user i think johnson likes this extreme form of social control . it is surely time to revolt against this madness . the vulnerable and over 60s have mostly all been double vaccinated for the over 50s it is imminent . depression kills as well further restrictions make it more likely . |
| 1965,I really feel bad for all the pups this time of year. :sparkler:,0,,,,,,,,i really feel bad for all the pups this time of year . sparkler |
| 2175,"I try to not get political here, but.. I'm going the hell off now. If you think being told ""hey get a vaccine or get a test"" is a problem, get COVID and die. I'm done playing nice anymore with you uneducated morons. My freedom to live my life is impacted by your ""freedumz""",0,,,,,,,,i try to not get political here but . im going the hell off now . if you think being told hey get a vaccine or get a test is a problem get covid and die . im done playing nice anymore with you uneducated morons . my freedom to live my life is impacted by your freedumz |
| 3238,i’m not gonna be here for lisa’s release cos i’m old and tired but good luck lisa i know it’s gonna be so amazing and i’ll listen as soon as i wake up,0,,,,,,,,im not gonna be here for lisas release cos im old and tired but good luck lisa i know its gonna be so amazing and ill listen as soon as i wake up |
| 1313,Good deed for the day: Keeping extra water bottles from work and giving them to people needing it on the tube :potable_water:,0,,,,,,,,good deed for the day keeping extra water bottles from work and giving them to people needing it on the tube potablewater |
| 2897,Only food can turn this day around,0,,,,,,,,only food can turn this day around |
| 3153,"i no longer sympathize with college students and finals. been there done that, ive done worse",0,,,,,,,,i no longer sympathize with college students and finals . been there done that ive done worse |
| 393,Imagine not liking football :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:,1,"I don't understand why people don't like football, it's a great game.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,imagine not liking football rollingonthefloorlaughing |
| 3220,"Rewatching Wonder Woman tonight and I forgot *just* how much I love this film :yellow_heart: ""When you see something wrong in the world you can either do nothing or do something, and I already tried doing nothing."" HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,rewatching wonder woman tonight and i forgot just how much i love this film yellowheart when you see something wrong in the world you can either do nothing or do something and i already tried doing nothing . httpurl |
| 1033,#CNOH3 what a blast! Thanks to @USER @USER & the beautiful @USER for your awesome messages! Much Love! :red_heart::ogre::ghost::skull:,0,,,,,,,,cnoh3 what a blast . thanks to user user the beautiful user for your awesome messages . much love . redheartogreghostskull |
| 1199,"i’ve never been a runner/very fast at all, and it’s been a year or two since i’ve been in what i would consider good shape, but i decided to work on that this summer. since the beginning of June i’ve gone from running an 18:29 mile to running a 14:06 mile, and i am so proud",0,,,,,,,,ive never been a runnervery fast at all and its been a year or two since ive been in what i would consider good shape but i decided to work on that this summer . since the beginning of june ive gone from running an 1829 mile to running a 1406 mile and i am so proud |
| 3291,when i try to bond with my friends' boyfriends i feel like jane goodall,0,,,,,,,,when i try to bond with my friends boyfriends i feel like jane goodall |
| 1219,friendship is such a beautiful thing and deserves more credit than it gets,0,,,,,,,,friendship is such a beautiful thing and deserves more credit than it gets |
| 2055,This might be the worst government in living memory. The fact they are still polling ahead must therefore mean we have the worst opposition in living memory.,0,,,,,,,,this might be the worst government in living memory . the fact they are still polling ahead must therefore mean we have the worst opposition in living memory . |
| 548,Good morning September.. Hello tonsillitis $sad$,1,"Good morning Twitter, I just woke up with tonsillitis. Hope I get better soon.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,good morning september . hello tonsillitis sad |
| 2323,I’ve saved so much money not watching beauty guru YouTube,0,,,,,,,,ive saved so much money not watching beauty guru youtube |
| 2146,art is annoying to get good at.,0,,,,,,,,art is annoying to get good at . |
| 538,thats it im packing my things and moving to italy see u all in a month xo,1,"I'm so done with everyone, I wish I could move away to Italy.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thats it im packing my things and moving to italy see u all in a month xo |
| 139,Kind of rude of my stomach to still make whale noises after I’ve given it a whole protein bar,1,I wish that my stomach could stop making whale noises after feeding it a protein bar,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,kind of rude of my stomach to still make whale noises after ive given it a whole protein bar |
| 1604,I cannot put into words how incredible of a novel A Thousand Splendid Suns is wowowow thank you @USER,0,,,,,,,,i cannot put into words how incredible of a novel a thousand splendid suns is wowowow thank you user |
| 1288,A message to all Muslims and Refugees: I'm sorry for how my country is treating you. You are only human. #RefugeesDetained #Trump #rt,0,,,,,,,,a message to all muslims and refugees im sorry for how my country is treating you . you are only human . refugeesdetained trump rt |
| 2890,This will haunt me forever !! #untildawn #scared #twitch HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this will haunt me forever . untildawn scared twitch httpurl |
| 2862,the way piers morgan defenders will say that freedom of speech is dead as if piers didn’t have the freedom to spout nonsense about meghan markle for years. i’m afraid what he’s experiencing now are these little things called consequences :face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes: #piersmorgan,0,,,,,,,,the way piers morgan defenders will say that freedom of speech is dead as if piers didnt have the freedom to spout nonsense about meghan markle for years . im afraid what hes experiencing now are these little things called consequences facewithrollingeyesfacewithrollingeyes piersmorgan |
| 1397,I’m defending the land I have left. Click HTTPURL to do the same. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,im defending the land i have left . click httpurl to do the same . httpurl |
| 210,#HappyBirthdayKeanuReeves Keanu Reeves is so wholesome :smiling_face:,1,Keanu Reeves is a pretty great guy.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,happybirthdaykeanureeves keanu reeves is so wholesome smilingface |
| 2154,Pitch looks flat as a pancake so India might as well make hay. I don’t fancy England batting last though. I wonder if Kohli regrets not selecting Ashwin now? #ENGvIND #INDvsEND #bbccricket #cricket,0,,,,,,,,pitch looks flat as a pancake so india might as well make hay . i dont fancy england batting last though . i wonder if kohli regrets not selecting ashwin now . engvind indvsend bbccricket cricket |
| 1955,There's a guy busking with just 2 korg synths playing techno at picadilly circus wearing a cosmic bucket hat. Excellent.,0,,,,,,,,theres a guy busking with just 2 korg synths playing techno at picadilly circus wearing a cosmic bucket hat . excellent . |
| 832,"Well, what a way to ruin Easter. Thanks @USER HTTPURL",1,@USER you have ruined Easter,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,well what a way to ruin easter . thanks user httpurl |
| 2314,"My boyfriend does this cute thing where he takes recipes, pre-made foods, drinks, etc. and “doctors” them for me so they taste better. Like all my containers of hummus? Salted, peppered, and a fuck ton of EVOO.",0,,,,,,,,my boyfriend does this cute thing where he takes recipes premade foods drinks etc . and doctors them for me so they taste better . like all my containers of hummus . salted peppered and a fuck ton of evoo . |
| 1900,"Just watched the Murray game and BBC commentary after. Isn't ""Andrew Castle"" cockney rhyming slang for something? Should be.",0,,,,,,,,just watched the murray game and bbc commentary after . isnt andrew castle cockney rhyming slang for something . should be . |
| 3251,I've just seen the news about Sarah Harding and genuinely can't believe it. So sad. So so so young.,0,,,,,,,,ive just seen the news about sarah harding and genuinely cant believe it . so sad . so so so young . |
| 2668,if there isn’t a season 2 for never have I ever on netflix im going to cry,0,,,,,,,,if there isnt a season 2 for never have i ever on netflix im going to cry |
| 2354,"@USER Not generally; if a community really annoys me, it typically stems from the game already being pretty annoying",0,,,,,,,,user not generally if a community really annoys me it typically stems from the game already being pretty annoying |
| 3352,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Regardless of everything else I think it's weird you would imply Pujols definitely juiced where Bonds didn't. I don't think it would be hypocritical to argue against both but there's no reason to be intentionally difficult.,0,,,,,,,,user user user user user user regardless of everything else i think its weird you would imply pujols definitely juiced where bonds didnt . i dont think it would be hypocritical to argue against both but theres no reason to be intentionally difficult . |
| 2762,being sad cutting my -> cutting hair -> my hair being sad :handshake: me,0,,,,,,,,being sad cutting my cutting hair my hair being sad handshake me |
| 2833,Does anyone else get really freaked out when seeing someone you’ve only known with a mask on without a mask for the first time??,0,,,,,,,,does anyone else get really freaked out when seeing someone youve only known with a mask on without a mask for the first time . |
| 2586,i fucking love rob beckett,0,,,,,,,,i fucking love rob beckett |
| 1650,Our kids/grandkids will have to remember today’s date for a US history test :grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,our kidsgrandkids will have to remember todays date for a us history test grinningfacewithsweat |
| 780,I've just got up at five forty five on a Sunday to watch the Japanese Grand Prix as a Ferrari fan and saw Vettel jump (and then fuck up) the start and Leclerc tangle with Verstappen on turn 2. Lovely stuff.,1,Disappointing morning as a Ferrari fan who woke up at 5:45am on a Sunday only for both drivers' races to be ruined by the first corner,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive just got up at five forty five on a sunday to watch the japanese grand prix as a ferrari fan and saw vettel jump and then fuck up the start and leclerc tangle with verstappen on turn 2 . lovely stuff . |
| 2742,10 things i hate about you is the best movie of all time,0,,,,,,,,10 things i hate about you is the best movie of all time |
| 331,"Can’t wait to get home take a big ass antihistamine and roll in some topical steroids. Damn it, skin! What did I ever do to you?!?!",1,My allergies are really acting up and I need to take some antihistamines and use ointment.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,cant wait to get home take a big ass antihistamine and roll in some topical steroids . damn it skin . what did i ever do to you . |
| 1546,#reputation is everything I needed before this 13.5 hour flight.,0,,,,,,,,reputation is everything i needed before this 13 . 5 hour flight . |
| 215,We really need to remind people that universal healthcare means never needing to sit through another annual explanation of benefits meeting,1,Universal healthcare saves a lot of time and makes life easier,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we really need to remind people that universal healthcare means never needing to sit through another annual explanation of benefits meeting |
| 1210,If something says “made with coconut oil” i will absolutely spend $1-5 more on it.,0,,,,,,,,if something says made with coconut oil i will absolutely spend 15 more on it . |
| 1488,"Who wants a cute customised animal cushion this month to put a little sparkle back in your days. Here is 10% off, just because life's a bit crap at the moment, so im sending you some love xx HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,who wants a cute customised animal cushion this month to put a little sparkle back in your days . here is 10 off just because lifes a bit crap at the moment so im sending you some love xx httpurl |
| 1730,started telling my dutch friends about how i've not really tried much liquorice while watching this fundy and 5up sweet tasting stream and they're now planning on potentially sending me some over to try which is very sweet of them,0,,,,,,,,started telling my dutch friends about how ive not really tried much liquorice while watching this fundy and 5up sweet tasting stream and theyre now planning on potentially sending me some over to try which is very sweet of them |
| 78,"if you see me crying in the self-service car wash in my rosati’s uniform, no you didn’t :red_heart:",1,No.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if you see me crying in the selfservice car wash in my rosatis uniform no you didnt redheart |
| 3227,Very sad to hear about Sean Lock's passing. A very funny man.,0,,,,,,,,very sad to hear about sean locks passing . a very funny man . |
| 1563,my grandpa has covid so i made a lil care package with his fave snacks and a big blanket. he’s vaccinated and it’s still hitting him hard. i’m really sick and tired of the my body my choice mentality behind anti vaxxers bc it’s not just your body you’re making a choice for. god.,0,,,,,,,,my grandpa has covid so i made a lil care package with his fave snacks and a big blanket . hes vaccinated and its still hitting him hard . im really sick and tired of the my body my choice mentality behind anti vaxxers bc its not just your body youre making a choice for . god . |
| 2291,"Gotta feel for the Swiss, and Sommer in particular. What an amazing fight they showed. Just what you want to see at a major tournament. #Euro2020",0,,,,,,,,gotta feel for the swiss and sommer in particular . what an amazing fight they showed . just what you want to see at a major tournament . euro2020 |
| 1119,@USER But you get to see me?!,0,,,,,,,,user but you get to see me . |
| 604,I really hate the new TikTok voice over voice - she sound annoying af,1,The new Tik Tok voice over is annoying.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i really hate the new tiktok voice over voice she sound annoying af |
| 344,"Just signed up for Apple's Ping, told it I like 'classical' and it points me towards Lady Gaga. It takes a certain genius to be this crap.",1,"Just signed up for Apple's Ping, told it I like 'classical' and it points me towards Lady Gaga. This is really very crap.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just signed up for apples ping told it i like classical and it points me towards lady gaga . it takes a certain genius to be this crap . |
| 3021,"come to think of it, I actually have never heard a Catholic man apologize",0,,,,,,,,come to think of it i actually have never heard a catholic man apologize |
| 594,Ain’t never really had a daddy so I’ll never really need one :woman_shrugging_medium-dark_skin_tone:,1,I never received help from my dad so I don’t need any help now .,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,aint never really had a daddy so ill never really need one womanshruggingmediumdarkskintone |
| 581,@USER My excellent photography skills! $playful$ lmao!!,1,I do not think I did a very good job of taking that photograph!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user my excellent photography skills . playful lmao . |
| 1002,please i just want a gp that can prescribe me my bridging hormones,0,,,,,,,,please i just want a gp that can prescribe me my bridging hormones |
| 332,"“tit for tat, butter for fat, you kill my dog, i eat your cat” is a liberian proverb for “an eye for an eye”. my ancestors were spittin’",1,My ancestors spoke about a lot of true things,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,tit for tat butter for fat you kill my dog i eat your cat is a liberian proverb for an eye for an eye . my ancestors were spittin |
| 417,"""coping strategies to help with tinnitus and hearing loss: see a doctor!"" Wow thanks internet",1,"""This is not at all helpful information.""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,coping strategies to help with tinnitus and hearing loss see a doctor . wow thanks internet |
| 3016,"The entire aesthetic and stakes of the original fast and the furious is immaculate. Letty’s boots, sunglasses, and hair in the her intro couldn’t be better",0,,,,,,,,the entire aesthetic and stakes of the original fast and the furious is immaculate . lettys boots sunglasses and hair in the her intro couldnt be better |
| 1656,Who's bored at home?,0,,,,,,,,whos bored at home . |
| 1689,I can't count the amount of times over the years I've just forgotten I have my nose pierced and I've just been reminded again by a tiktok,0,,,,,,,,i cant count the amount of times over the years ive just forgotten i have my nose pierced and ive just been reminded again by a tiktok |
| 3218,#jackstack @USER :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,jackstack user smilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyes httpurl |
| 3380,Bit confused by this celebrity #thechase episode. There’s a longer desk to allow for social distancing and there appears to be no audience for obvious reasons but Bradley is still shaking hands with the contestants?,0,,,,,,,,bit confused by this celebrity thechase episode . theres a longer desk to allow for social distancing and there appears to be no audience for obvious reasons but bradley is still shaking hands with the contestants . |
| 521,"I love calling my mom early in the morning and waking her up, I take it as pay back for all the times she never let me sleep in :winking_face_with_tongue:",1,It’s funny how my mom used to wake me now I wake her.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love calling my mom early in the morning and waking her up i take it as pay back for all the times she never let me sleep in winkingfacewithtongue |
| 1817,"Spiritfarer is so good, I bought it several months ago but finally started it tonight #gamer",0,,,,,,,,spiritfarer is so good i bought it several months ago but finally started it tonight gamer |
| 1505,"@USER Garlic has antiseptic qualities. However, a famous French dish that requires 40 cloves and wine with slow cooked chicken maybe a step too far.",0,,,,,,,,user garlic has antiseptic qualities . however a famous french dish that requires 40 cloves and wine with slow cooked chicken maybe a step too far . |
| 2335,Baffles me as to why ANY retailers still use Hermes as their chosen courier :expressionless_face:,0,,,,,,,,baffles me as to why any retailers still use hermes as their chosen courier expressionlessface |
| 2928,The fact that I went to high school with someone who was in that group and was an ab*ser. Like all a group of sickos tbh HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the fact that i went to high school with someone who was in that group and was an abser . like all a group of sickos tbh httpurl |
| 1895,I’m high and drinking coffee but my ADHD is still winning,0,,,,,,,,im high and drinking coffee but my adhd is still winning |
| 3359,i hope every sweet girl that came in to my job today knows that i would die for them and my compliments are GENUINE and FULL OF LOVE:double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:,0,,,,,,,,i hope every sweet girl that came in to my job today knows that i would die for them and my compliments are genuine and full of lovedoubleexclamationmarkdoubleexclamationmarkdoubleexclamationmarkdoubleexclamationmark |
| 2038,my current mood is scooby doo in velma’s orange sweater and daphne’s gogo boots,0,,,,,,,,my current mood is scooby doo in velmas orange sweater and daphnes gogo boots |
| 967,bloody buzzing i’ve got a new job !!,0,,,,,,,,bloody buzzing ive got a new job . |
| 2584,"So after 7 months of unemployment, I start my new job on Tuesday, and then I move out next Friday.. I’m over here buzzing BUT NOW MY GEAR BOX IS FUCKED AND ITS GOING TO COST £800 TO FIX, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD WEEK:loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:",0,,,,,,,,so after 7 months of unemployment i start my new job on tuesday and then i move out next friday . im over here buzzing but now my gear box is fucked and its going to cost 800 to fix it was supposed to be a good weekloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface |
| 2614,@USER Mcgregor is a better boxer than tyron though,0,,,,,,,,user mcgregor is a better boxer than tyron though |
| 3030,what's the diagnosis for when ur dog sits down but headfirst,0,,,,,,,,whats the diagnosis for when ur dog sits down but headfirst |
| 2822,tyler the creator is really good.,0,,,,,,,,tyler the creator is really good . |
| 892,#PostAnUnpopularFoodOpinion salad cream on toast mm,0,,,,,,,,postanunpopularfoodopinion salad cream on toast mm |
| 132,I called out an insta post for fat shaming and am now being told that making fun of someone having no neck is “not making fun of someone’s appearance” !! The more you know guys!,1,"Instead of saying ""the more you know guys!"" I would just say ""that is not true""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i called out an insta post for fat shaming and am now being told that making fun of someone having no neck is not making fun of someones appearance . the more you know guys . |
| 2444,"Oh yeah, FUCK Miyamoto for what he did to Paper Mario. Eat dicks, Shigeru.",0,,,,,,,,oh yeah fuck miyamoto for what he did to paper mario . eat dicks shigeru . |
| 3189,"well if I’ve learnt one thing this week, it’s that there is nothing more mortifying than having to watch back your own recorded talk during a conference",0,,,,,,,,well if ive learnt one thing this week its that there is nothing more mortifying than having to watch back your own recorded talk during a conference |
| 1055,Bring on diallo ffs. Nothing is working rn.,0,,,,,,,,bring on diallo ffs . nothing is working rn . |
| 2002,A nice thing about not sharing my office with anyone is that I can take a nap at work,0,,,,,,,,a nice thing about not sharing my office with anyone is that i can take a nap at work |
| 2104,I'm glad I'm vacationing in a state where I can wear my shades the entire time without people questioning it,0,,,,,,,,im glad im vacationing in a state where i can wear my shades the entire time without people questioning it |
| 2618,rhapsody in blue x george gershwin is such a beautiful song ahh,0,,,,,,,,rhapsody in blue x george gershwin is such a beautiful song ahh |
| 2815,"Maternal Morality is so much higher in the US than any other country in the world, even higher for black women. It is time to put research into women's health!",0,,,,,,,,maternal morality is so much higher in the us than any other country in the world even higher for black women . it is time to put research into womens health . |
| 2312,"So much hate on Russia in #Eurovision it's actually hilarious, huge change from previous years. I love the political aspect of this contest",0,,,,,,,,so much hate on russia in eurovision its actually hilarious huge change from previous years . i love the political aspect of this contest |
| 1229,"#psychtoolbox sees a massive update and flashy new URL HTTPURL - installation easier, HDR support and finally(?)@USER recognising Mario Kleiner’s outstanding work keeping them relevant in time critical fMRI experiments in a time of nascent open source rivals",0,,,,,,,,psychtoolbox sees a massive update and flashy new url httpurl installation easier hdr support and finally . user recognising mario kleiners outstanding work keeping them relevant in time critical fmri experiments in a time of nascent open source rivals |
| 572,"Maybe if we didn’t comment on things that don’t concern us, the world would be a happier place?? But what do I know:woman_shrugging_light_skin_tone:",1,I know the work would be happier if we all stopped commenting on things that don’t concern us,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,maybe if we didnt comment on things that dont concern us the world would be a happier place . but what do i knowwomanshrugginglightskintone |
| 2081,Birthday in 9 days and home in 15 :thumbs_up::beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,birthday in 9 days and home in 15 thumbsupbeamingfacewithsmilingeyes |
| 1330,@USER @USER U got more than me:pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,user user u got more than mepleadingface |
| 2017,Can anybody explain why all hotel shampoo smells like the taste of grape flavored medicine?,0,,,,,,,,can anybody explain why all hotel shampoo smells like the taste of grape flavored medicine . |
| 1221,Wow how do y’all watch basketball just a bunch of dudes running around and bouncing a ball what a snore fest,0,,,,,,,,wow how do yall watch basketball just a bunch of dudes running around and bouncing a ball what a snore fest |
| 328,every date I go on I get a little scared will be phone swap,1,I am not afraid that I will be on the show phone swap while I go on a for date,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,every date i go on i get a little scared will be phone swap |
| 412,Anyone else hear some like thunder or something?,1,Anyone else hear that thunder?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,anyone else hear some like thunder or something . |
| 3012,"Suddenly working 7 days a week, thought I could cram in loads of work to save more money but ended up with no days off :face_with_tears_of_joy: stupid",0,,,,,,,,suddenly working 7 days a week thought i could cram in loads of work to save more money but ended up with no days off facewithtearsofjoy stupid |
| 3339,I almost got stuck on an elevator but the guy who was in there with me was like “oh for gods sake” and just ripped the door open with his bare hands,0,,,,,,,,i almost got stuck on an elevator but the guy who was in there with me was like oh for gods sake and just ripped the door open with his bare hands |
| 2356,sry but i would rather die than listen to a single word spoken by man who simps for elon musk,0,,,,,,,,sry but i would rather die than listen to a single word spoken by man who simps for elon musk |
| 114,I just don’t think it’s too much to have a perfect life with absolutely no problems :woman_shrugging_light_skin_tone:,1,I wish there was a way to have a perfect life.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just dont think its too much to have a perfect life with absolutely no problems womanshrugginglightskintone |
| 3409,"""Jane the Virgin"" using the Meisner repetition exercise as a psychology technique. Haha! Love it!!",0,,,,,,,,jane the virgin using the meisner repetition exercise as a psychology technique . haha . love it . |
| 569,"@USER @USER Get ratioed, then tell us more about the ""hate-filled left,"" especially about how the Republicans and independents who voted for Biden are somehow part of that group :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:",1,"""Biden is a liberal, not a leftist. Liberals are center-right. People who voted for Biden came from everywhere on the political spectrum, including conservatives and independents, so stop trying the blame some imaginary 'hate-filled left.'""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user get ratioed then tell us more about the hatefilled left especially about how the republicans and independents who voted for biden are somehow part of that group rollingonthefloorlaughing |
| 1376,Come on Tom Ford! #snooker #WelshOpen,0,,,,,,,,come on tom ford . snooker welshopen |
| 3106,When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change,0,,,,,,,,when i see your face theres not a thing that i would change |
| 831,Idk how some girls put on makeup everyday. Is it just to take selfies or have you just not discovered netflix yet?,1,I don't know why girls put on makeup everyday.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,idk how some girls put on makeup everyday . is it just to take selfies or have you just not discovered netflix yet . |
| 1157,5 star personality 4.8 star uber rating,0,,,,,,,,5 star personality 4 . 8 star uber rating |
| 1166,its my party and ill shit if i want to,0,,,,,,,,its my party and ill shit if i want to |
| 2675,ackley bridge series 3 really has no chill,0,,,,,,,,ackley bridge series 3 really has no chill |
| 2139,So relieved my daughters school has closed next week. I was so torn on what to do,0,,,,,,,,so relieved my daughters school has closed next week . i was so torn on what to do |
| 2287,How about Trump taking credit for freeing Alice Johnson when we all know it was @USER that facilitated that. #kkw2022,0,,,,,,,,how about trump taking credit for freeing alice johnson when we all know it was user that facilitated that . kkw2022 |
| 33,love it when Jonny makes me use earphones to watch something on my phone so he can play fifa,1,Can’t believe Jonny is making me use headphones to watch something so he can play fifa,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love it when jonny makes me use earphones to watch something on my phone so he can play fifa |
| 1443,Feel like every senior is just ready to move on to bigger and better things,0,,,,,,,,feel like every senior is just ready to move on to bigger and better things |
| 1727,I think I've figured out why Ted Cruz always looks like he's melting. It's because of the flames constantly emanating from his pants. #TXSenateDebate #LyinTed #LoseCruz #PantsOnFire,0,,,,,,,,i think ive figured out why ted cruz always looks like hes melting . its because of the flames constantly emanating from his pants . txsenatedebate lyinted losecruz pantsonfire |
| 2640,"Without looking it up, how long has it been since that ship blocked the suez?",0,,,,,,,,without looking it up how long has it been since that ship blocked the suez . |
| 24,"@USER imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though :oncoming_fist_light_skin_tone:",1,It's not acceptable for you to just refund my delivery fee.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user imagine your delivery being 2 hours late and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm coincidentally the same time the office closes . but its okay my 3 delivery fee is being refunded though oncomingfistlightskintone |
| 2227,getting in a crash on january 1st seemed like the worst thing in the world but i’ve just been given the fittest hire car so :kissing_face_with_closed_eyes:silver linings:kissing_face_with_closed_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,getting in a crash on january 1st seemed like the worst thing in the world but ive just been given the fittest hire car so kissingfacewithclosedeyessilver liningskissingfacewithclosedeyes |
| 2900,"His last delivery was 25 MILES from my house! He couldn't stop apologising for something that was definitely not his fault, 6/7 drivers hadn't turned into work because they were celebrating Eid so I'm assuming Safwaan missed most of his Eid celebrations with his family :disappointed_face::disappointed_face::disappointed_face::disappointed_face:",0,,,,,,,,his last delivery was 25 miles from my house . he couldnt stop apologising for something that was definitely not his fault 67 drivers hadnt turned into work because they were celebrating eid so im assuming safwaan missed most of his eid celebrations with his family disappointedfacedisappointedfacedisappointedfacedisappointedface |
| 2474,my worst enemy is the lil machine at the eye doctor's that shoots a puff of air into your eyes,0,,,,,,,,my worst enemy is the lil machine at the eye doctors that shoots a puff of air into your eyes |
| 2538,Our mate @USER has just broken the 48-hour distance mountain bike world record. HERO. SUPERHERO. :red_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,our mate user has just broken the 48hour distance mountain bike world record . hero . superhero . redheart httpurl |
| 1283,Love how Kingston just ripped the buckle pad off #AEWAllOut,0,,,,,,,,love how kingston just ripped the buckle pad off aewallout |
| 916,I'm settled for a night in front of the TV watching #SoccerAid,0,,,,,,,,im settled for a night in front of the tv watching socceraid |
| 2127,@USER The only thing in danger of being spread is good sense!,0,,,,,,,,user the only thing in danger of being spread is good sense . |
| 3149,"when i was taken off anesthesia today, i told my mom that i was on chopped and that i didn’t do well",0,,,,,,,,when i was taken off anesthesia today i told my mom that i was on chopped and that i didnt do well |
| 995,"Had an end-of-the-year gathering with my ms coworkers tonight and it was just so nice to be together. Get vaccinated, guys.",0,,,,,,,,had an endoftheyear gathering with my ms coworkers tonight and it was just so nice to be together . get vaccinated guys . |
| 2217,Can't sleep,0,,,,,,,,cant sleep |
| 1087,"#bbcfootball one simple question.. WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO ALL WEEKEND!! No football, No F1.. Gardening?",0,,,,,,,,bbcfootball one simple question . what the hell do we do all weekend . no football no f1 . gardening . |
| 1158,My president HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my president httpurl |
| 2459,Bran flakes must certifiably be the most boring cereal going,0,,,,,,,,bran flakes must certifiably be the most boring cereal going |
| 1978,i want grilled cheese but i dont wanna be shittin and fartin,0,,,,,,,,i want grilled cheese but i dont wanna be shittin and fartin |
| 1595,I stole a book in Skyrim and somebody sent hired thugs after me,0,,,,,,,,i stole a book in skyrim and somebody sent hired thugs after me |
| 2598,You've reached full-blown adulthood when stacking coupons on top of CashApp boosts feels like an untouchable power move,0,,,,,,,,youve reached fullblown adulthood when stacking coupons on top of cashapp boosts feels like an untouchable power move |
| 1469,IBIZA HAS JUST BEEN BOOKED AGAIN wohoo :party_popper::clapping_hands::party_popper::clapping_hands:,0,,,,,,,,ibiza has just been booked again wohoo partypopperclappinghandspartypopperclappinghands |
| 1946,I'm seeing Niall tomorrow!!,0,,,,,,,,im seeing niall tomorrow . |
| 2694,Imagine looking at your newborn baby girl and naming that shit Brogan,0,,,,,,,,imagine looking at your newborn baby girl and naming that shit brogan |
| 1795,"I have finished work, yet am still here, latched onto the free Wifi like a newborn child to his mother.",0,,,,,,,,i have finished work yet am still here latched onto the free wifi like a newborn child to his mother . |
| 2333,days since i’ve had to explain to an american that they are the only country that celebrates thanksgiving: 0,0,,,,,,,,days since ive had to explain to an american that they are the only country that celebrates thanksgiving 0 |
| 1394,"Oops I watched a video about a service dog, started to cry, and now cannot stop hugging my pup so I’m just going to have to call it a day",0,,,,,,,,oops i watched a video about a service dog started to cry and now cannot stop hugging my pup so im just going to have to call it a day |
| 2342,I'm inviting you to join AttaPoll. Get paid to take surveys. Download the app here: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,im inviting you to join attapoll . get paid to take surveys . download the app here httpurl |
| 1347,"Halloween is coming very soon which means parties like crazy. No matter who you are, DO NOT drink anything if you don’t know exactly what it is or it has been unopened. People do not have your best interest in mind, so everyone please be safe and aware!! :orange_heart::yellow_heart:",0,,,,,,,,halloween is coming very soon which means parties like crazy . no matter who you are do not drink anything if you dont know exactly what it is or it has been unopened . people do not have your best interest in mind so everyone please be safe and aware . orangeheartyellowheart |
| 3078,@USER THIS IS AMAZING,0,,,,,,,,user this is amazing |
| 1612,the way i see red when i’m stressed out is absolutely draining,0,,,,,,,,the way i see red when im stressed out is absolutely draining |
| 3133,i have till morning to have written 600 words and all i can do is listen to tiktok sounds!,0,,,,,,,,i have till morning to have written 600 words and all i can do is listen to tiktok sounds . |
| 3054,If drugs are banned from sports why isn’t makeup banned from beauty pageants?,0,,,,,,,,if drugs are banned from sports why isnt makeup banned from beauty pageants . |
| 1779,Why you gotta take someone pure like Sean Lock from us huh? Why couldn’t it be James Corden?,0,,,,,,,,why you gotta take someone pure like sean lock from us huh . why couldnt it be james corden . |
| 2903,Can’t wait to meet the love of my life & be happy living life with them !,0,,,,,,,,cant wait to meet the love of my life be happy living life with them . |
| 1923,wearing all manners of rings and chains bc i always have to be the sexiest person in the home depot,0,,,,,,,,wearing all manners of rings and chains bc i always have to be the sexiest person in the home depot |
| 2119,Every time I comment on a TikTok asking for captions and the creator actually starts adding captions I get a happy little feeling in my chest thank you :purple_heart::purple_heart::purple_heart::purple_heart:,0,,,,,,,,every time i comment on a tiktok asking for captions and the creator actually starts adding captions i get a happy little feeling in my chest thank you purpleheartpurpleheartpurpleheartpurpleheart |
| 2255,My mouth while drunk….. unstoppable,0,,,,,,,,my mouth while drunk . unstoppable |
| 1649,"The rate at which I go between thinking: ‘it’s fine, I’ve still got 3 weeks to write my dissertation’ and ‘shit I’ve only got three weeks to write my dissertation’ is causing some serious procrastination whiplash.",0,,,,,,,,the rate at which i go between thinking its fine ive still got 3 weeks to write my dissertation and shit ive only got three weeks to write my dissertation is causing some serious procrastination whiplash . |
| 3294,The receptionist told me that I needed a referral to the cardiologist even though I have been in and out of that department since I was born (she was wrong) I was just sitting on the phone like :eye::mouth::eye: okay??,0,,,,,,,,the receptionist told me that i needed a referral to the cardiologist even though i have been in and out of that department since i was born she was wrong i was just sitting on the phone like eyemoutheye okay . |
| 1141,Making the leap from TopShot..officially purchased my @USER membership this morning. Very excited! Thank you @USER and team -- very easy process.,0,,,,,,,,making the leap from topshot . officially purchased my user membership this morning . very excited . thank you user and team very easy process . |
| 3261,I never thought at the start of lockdown that I would say lockdown life would be too overwhelming for me lol,0,,,,,,,,i never thought at the start of lockdown that i would say lockdown life would be too overwhelming for me lol |
| 1996,The further we get from the year 200 the more confused I am about the passage of time,0,,,,,,,,the further we get from the year 200 the more confused i am about the passage of time |
| 558,"Please consider map filters on online mutliplayer. Pretty pls, thanks @USER",1,I want map filters on COD,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,please consider map filters on online mutliplayer . pretty pls thanks user |
| 814,tex-mex restaurants that stop serving breakfast tacos after 10:30/11 am are the reason i have trust issues,1,I don't like when Tex-Mex restaurants stop serving breakfast tacos after 10:30/11 am.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,texmex restaurants that stop serving breakfast tacos after 103011 am are the reason i have trust issues |
| 1251,Gods playing games today. Makin it 68 degrees but 100% humidity. Smh,0,,,,,,,,gods playing games today . makin it 68 degrees but 100 humidity . smh |
| 2973,Hi :waving_hand_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,hi wavinghandlightskintone |
| 1186,HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl |
| 3094,mm! big fat baked sweet potato for lunch! sour cream and hot sauce!,0,,,,,,,,mm . big fat baked sweet potato for lunch . sour cream and hot sauce . |
| 1045,"For anyone with Three network, you can upgrade or pre order over the phone, online hasn’t been updated.",0,,,,,,,,for anyone with three network you can upgrade or pre order over the phone online hasnt been updated . |
| 1869,"back in the office. Everybody asks me, ""Happy to be back?"" I chuckle and reply, ""No. I'd much rather be surrounded by tourists than idiots.""",0,,,,,,,,back in the office . everybody asks me happy to be back . i chuckle and reply no . id much rather be surrounded by tourists than idiots . |
| 557,"I'm so glad the clocks just went back, I have this whole extra hour of insomnia to play with.",1,If I weren’t insomniac I’d be pleased to have an extra hour.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im so glad the clocks just went back i have this whole extra hour of insomnia to play with . |
| 804,mentally I’m hiding in the walk-in,1,I am stressed.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,mentally im hiding in the walkin |
| 2921,@USER @USER hes fucking horrible,0,,,,,,,,user user hes fucking horrible |
| 1866,@USER @USER Agree with all that he said with the previso that civilians and arms leave before the last of the troops left..that was Biden's huge error,0,,,,,,,,user user agree with all that he said with the previso that civilians and arms leave before the last of the troops left . that was bidens huge error |
| 3348,@USER that haircut looks so good on you!,0,,,,,,,,user that haircut looks so good on you . |
| 2908,Somehow have to try and get a water sample from my dog and I just honestly don’t know how:face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,somehow have to try and get a water sample from my dog and i just honestly dont know howfacewithtearsofjoy |
| 815,I love giving a lecture to grad students on a topic I don't fully understand at 9:30am $love$ i need a coffee lmao,1,I hate giving a lecture on a subject I don't know fully to people who do know it fully,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love giving a lecture to grad students on a topic i dont fully understand at 930am love i need a coffee lmao |
| 978,Off to london today for the Aurora Programme! See all you girl bosses there! :woman_tipping_hand_medium_skin_tone::two_hearts: #Iamaurora,0,,,,,,,,off to london today for the aurora programme . see all you girl bosses there . womantippinghandmediumskintonetwohearts iamaurora |
| 852,wait what the fuck that solo yolo is mad?,1,That solos was awful,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,wait what the fuck that solo yolo is mad . |
| 2304,i don’t think i’ve ever truly brushed my teeth correctly,0,,,,,,,,i dont think ive ever truly brushed my teeth correctly |
| 1412,It’s so cold that I tried to open my banana and it snapped it half,0,,,,,,,,its so cold that i tried to open my banana and it snapped it half |
| 1747,Am I the only one who thinks burrata is boring af?,0,,,,,,,,am i the only one who thinks burrata is boring af . |
| 2060,"If you don't eat meat, or just fancy a meatless meal, I'd recommend this, it's delicious. I made it last night and as there are two of us and lots of pie we're having it again tonight. # vegetarian HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,if you dont eat meat or just fancy a meatless meal id recommend this its delicious . i made it last night and as there are two of us and lots of pie were having it again tonight . vegetarian httpurl |
| 3439,"Not even 2 mins into the first episode of ""I :heart_suit: Arlo"" and Bertie is already threatening to fuck up the seagulls for attacking her precious cinnamon roll alligator boy bff. I'VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH.",0,,,,,,,,not even 2 mins into the first episode of i heartsuit arlo and bertie is already threatening to fuck up the seagulls for attacking her precious cinnamon roll alligator boy bff . ive missed them so much . |
| 1076,Why do people get so opinionated over other people going to uni? Like it’s my debt and my time I’m ‘wasting’ leave me alone,0,,,,,,,,why do people get so opinionated over other people going to uni . like its my debt and my time im wasting leave me alone |
| 2972,"You mean to tell me that I’m being forced to take all online classes, which require no classrooms or anything physical of any kind, and I have to pay more than in person classes??",0,,,,,,,,you mean to tell me that im being forced to take all online classes which require no classrooms or anything physical of any kind and i have to pay more than in person classes . |
| 2131,Sundays are officially for those 'first day at school' new job nerves HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sundays are officially for those first day at school new job nerves httpurl |
| 605,Mad how many cars they make now without indicators :upside-down_face:,1,Mad how many people don’t use indicators these days.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,mad how many cars they make now without indicators upsidedownface |
| 218,"""@USER FLORIDA YOU LITERALLY HAVE ONE JOB""",1,I don't like when it's cold in florida,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user florida you literally have one job |
| 2156,I don’t think I’ve seen Root look so ‘ungetoutable.’ Must be driving India nuts. I’ve done it now. #cricket #BBCCricket #ENGvIND #INDvENG,0,,,,,,,,i dont think ive seen root look so ungetoutable . must be driving india nuts . ive done it now . cricket bbccricket engvind indveng |
| 3040,This country is screwed let’s be honest,0,,,,,,,,this country is screwed lets be honest |
| 2777,The next 4 months just need to be skipped please,0,,,,,,,,the next 4 months just need to be skipped please |
| 2954,Someone tell me why I just tried to call someone on the calculator app and couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t working,0,,,,,,,,someone tell me why i just tried to call someone on the calculator app and couldnt figure out why it wasnt working |
| 2858,think I spent 8 hours playing animal crossing today,0,,,,,,,,think i spent 8 hours playing animal crossing today |
| 2999,Sometimes you just really need a good “who the fuck am I and what on earth do I want” cry,0,,,,,,,,sometimes you just really need a good who the fuck am i and what on earth do i want cry |
| 1046,"Got some beers in for the keynote, roll on 6pm",0,,,,,,,,got some beers in for the keynote roll on 6pm |
| 44,Where is the Chancellor? Please check the back of your sofas.,1,(!) I wonder where the Chancellor is after such an important decision?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,where is the chancellor . please check the back of your sofas . |
| 209,if you display your pop funkos in the box then you’re a tory,1,I don’t like when people display pop funkos in their boxes,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if you display your pop funkos in the box then youre a tory |
| 1346,There are people who say there is no hope left in the world.. but those people have not just booked tickets to see Creeper!! #creeper #gigs #excited,0,,,,,,,,there are people who say there is no hope left in the world . but those people have not just booked tickets to see creeper . creeper gigs excited |
| 3091,I literally THOUGHT about a weighted blanket and it popped up as an ad on my Facebook :upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,i literally thought about a weighted blanket and it popped up as an ad on my facebook upsidedownface |
| 2316,"@USER @USER It depends. Most gas stations are independently owned and operated, so in that case no.",0,,,,,,,,user user it depends . most gas stations are independently owned and operated so in that case no . |
| 717,"@USER According to a Trump republican, that's relative to Penis size. There's a video. Lol",1,"According to past history with Trump Republicans, you must fact-check everything. There is no credibility in the Republican party since Trump was in office.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user according to a trump republican thats relative to penis size . theres a video . lol |
| 3159,It’s the hypocrisy for me,0,,,,,,,,its the hypocrisy for me |
| 3242,I don’t understand how any reasonable and compassionate human can watch the #MarchForOurLives and not see how crucial gun reform is for a safe and unified America,0,,,,,,,,i dont understand how any reasonable and compassionate human can watch the marchforourlives and not see how crucial gun reform is for a safe and unified america |
| 1768,i am in severe pain while on vacation i feel robbed.,0,,,,,,,,i am in severe pain while on vacation i feel robbed . |
| 3161,I have to put it on every social media platform I have because I am so proud of myself.. I GOT ACCEPTED TO AN INTERNSHIP IN AUSTRALIA TODAY!!,0,,,,,,,,i have to put it on every social media platform i have because i am so proud of myself . i got accepted to an internship in australia today . |
| 1918,I just heard my voice in a video and I never want to speak again,0,,,,,,,,i just heard my voice in a video and i never want to speak again |
| 2805,12 POUNDS LOST IN 1 MONTH. BITCHES IT'S OVER FOR YOU ONCE I DO THIS FIVE MORE TIMES,0,,,,,,,,12 pounds lost in 1 month . bitches its over for you once i do this five more times |
| 254,"Day 38 of quarantine is an interesting time to get a new drum kit, neighbor",1,Getting a drum kit this late into quarantine is weird and off putting.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,day 38 of quarantine is an interesting time to get a new drum kit neighbor |
| 940,"@USER imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though :oncoming_fist_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,user imagine your delivery being 2 hours late and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm coincidentally the same time the office closes . but its okay my 3 delivery fee is being refunded though oncomingfistlightskintone |
| 2637,reading academic writing with the theoretical framework of being a hater,0,,,,,,,,reading academic writing with the theoretical framework of being a hater |
| 280,i would kill a man for a forehead kiss rn,1,"""I'd love a forehead kiss rn""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i would kill a man for a forehead kiss rn |
| 1770,there was a bee in my house yesterday and i haven’t seen it since i hope it died,0,,,,,,,,there was a bee in my house yesterday and i havent seen it since i hope it died |
| 367,it's too bad i forgot how to play my clarinet so close to my recital,1,I'm so nervous I hope I'll forget how to play to avoid being onstage.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its too bad i forgot how to play my clarinet so close to my recital |
| 319,first game not starting when it's supposed to? a UCF tradition,1,UCF football games get delayed or cancelled.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,first game not starting when its supposed to . a ucf tradition |
| 2061,"do other people have extremely long, meticulously detailed, and always stressful to downright terrifying dreams that u could easily turn into a book or screenplay if u had any sort of motivation or do i just have Trauma",0,,,,,,,,do other people have extremely long meticulously detailed and always stressful to downright terrifying dreams that u could easily turn into a book or screenplay if u had any sort of motivation or do i just have trauma |
| 2300,need disney to greenlight percy jackson rn,0,,,,,,,,need disney to greenlight percy jackson rn |
| 2245,"ok i can’t take this anymore, i’m gonna sit my ass down and watch this film, if it’s shit i stg i’m suing the internet for lying to me",0,,,,,,,,ok i cant take this anymore im gonna sit my ass down and watch this film if its shit i stg im suing the internet for lying to me |
| 616,Don’t you just love it when they dig up your road at 8:30am on a Saturday :angry_face:,1,I hate it when I’m woken up by workmen digging up the road at 8:30am on a Saturday,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dont you just love it when they dig up your road at 830am on a saturday angryface |
| 963,I ask myself everyday why did i pick art?,0,,,,,,,,i ask myself everyday why did i pick art . |
| 2452,justin bieber is and always has been so hot sue me I’ll never stop being a belieber,0,,,,,,,,justin bieber is and always has been so hot sue me ill never stop being a belieber |
| 2428,i can’t wait until the weather cools down so i can read under a tree at a park and look like a mysterious intellectual,0,,,,,,,,i cant wait until the weather cools down so i can read under a tree at a park and look like a mysterious intellectual |
| 1261,I put on work out clothes then lay on my bed and watch Netflix,0,,,,,,,,i put on work out clothes then lay on my bed and watch netflix |
| 2751,".@USER you just mis-gendered Jordan Cofer, victim in the Dayton shooting, again. Please do better.",0,,,,,,,,. user you just misgendered jordan cofer victim in the dayton shooting again . please do better . |
| 431,I can't wait to name my children after things I will never have. My daughter will be Hope. My son will be PS5 because that shit is expensive.,1,In this tweet I would probably say. I hate the name Hope because I usually feel hopeless and I wish I could afford a PS5.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i cant wait to name my children after things i will never have . my daughter will be hope . my son will be ps5 because that shit is expensive . |
| 365,Perfect way to end a 2+ hour @USER deley: getting stuck on the tarmack at @USER waiting to go to a gate for almost an hour :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,I am super unhappy that after a 2+ hour @USER deley I have been stuck on the tarmack at @USER waiting to go to a gate for almost an hour.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,perfect way to end a 2 hour user deley getting stuck on the tarmack at user waiting to go to a gate for almost an hour facewithrollingeyes |
| 531,flew into a rage this morning bc i couldnt find my karaoke mic so yeah i would say things are going well for me,1,I'm not doing great mentally right now.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,flew into a rage this morning bc i couldnt find my karaoke mic so yeah i would say things are going well for me |
| 3415,the only thing the boomers got right is how scrumptious elvis presley was,0,,,,,,,,the only thing the boomers got right is how scrumptious elvis presley was |
| 675,I’ve been laid off !! Nice:)),1,"""I can't believe I've been laid off. Super upset and nervous.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive been laid off . nice |
| 2660,We've moved from spoopy season to soupy season.,0,,,,,,,,weve moved from spoopy season to soupy season . |
| 2369,"When the fast food cashier says ""come back again!"" and you reply ""you, too!"" #LetsMakeItAwkward",0,,,,,,,,when the fast food cashier says come back again . and you reply you too . letsmakeitawkward |
| 1127,my favorite brand of old people are the ones who work as tour guides at national parks,0,,,,,,,,my favorite brand of old people are the ones who work as tour guides at national parks |
| 636,No longer a female as I refuse to wear heels ever again,1,I refuse to wear heels ever again because they hurt too much.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,no longer a female as i refuse to wear heels ever again |
| 2945,"If anyone’s wondering how my day’s going, I’ve just bought the biggest bottle of banana milk I could get my hands on, cause emotionally I need it, and I’m fairly lactose intolerant.",0,,,,,,,,if anyones wondering how my days going ive just bought the biggest bottle of banana milk i could get my hands on cause emotionally i need it and im fairly lactose intolerant . |
| 2426,"My top 3 movies off the last decade in no particular order.. Hereditary, It Follows and What We Do in the Shadows. Yes.",0,,,,,,,,my top 3 movies off the last decade in no particular order . hereditary it follows and what we do in the shadows . yes . |
| 2238,Velvet Buzzsaw was good and all but I’m sorry how is Morf a literal millionaire and uses a flip phone from 2004,0,,,,,,,,velvet buzzsaw was good and all but im sorry how is morf a literal millionaire and uses a flip phone from 2004 |
| 2167,first vaccine done eek,0,,,,,,,,first vaccine done eek |
| 547,@USER Those boots must be tasty for how much they're choking on 'em :skull:,1,No.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user those boots must be tasty for how much theyre choking on em skull |
| 2559,@USER Honestly cannot wait to give this a go! X,0,,,,,,,,user honestly cannot wait to give this a go . x |
| 2855,If what I thinks getting announced does in fact get announced tomorrow morning. I'll be overjoyed.,0,,,,,,,,if what i thinks getting announced does in fact get announced tomorrow morning . ill be overjoyed . |
| 2530,New Girl makes me so happy,0,,,,,,,,new girl makes me so happy |
| 424,Always glad to live in Kent :see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:,1,It's absolutely going to be awful living In Kent after Brexit considering the issues with Lorries.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,always glad to live in kent seenoevilmonkeyseenoevilmonkey |
| 924,And we still wonder why girls are having issues with their body when you have places selling LARGE and saying it is for sizes 10-12 :upside-down_face: stop the bus I want off HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,and we still wonder why girls are having issues with their body when you have places selling large and saying it is for sizes 1012 upsidedownface stop the bus i want off httpurl |
| 1905,I have more fun with my parents and boyfriend than anyone else. Is this old age?,0,,,,,,,,i have more fun with my parents and boyfriend than anyone else . is this old age . |
| 1939,FREEDOM IS WITHIN YOU!!,0,,,,,,,,freedom is within you . |
| 1348,1 in 100 men will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. It has a higher mortality rate for men because they haven’t been taught the early signs and that they can get it too!! Breast cancer awareness isn’t just for women!!,0,,,,,,,,1 in 100 men will develop breast cancer in their lifetime . it has a higher mortality rate for men because they havent been taught the early signs and that they can get it too . breast cancer awareness isnt just for women . |
| 1924,i think it should be illegal for the people stopped at the light outside my window to have bad music taste,0,,,,,,,,i think it should be illegal for the people stopped at the light outside my window to have bad music taste |
| 1306,I wish I had a green thumb,0,,,,,,,,i wish i had a green thumb |
| 597,"North Dakota: *has one decent week of weather* Mother Nature: NOW I SHALL CAST OUT THE SUN AND BRING THE COLDEST OF RAINS UPON THY SUPER, DUPER FLAT LAND.",1,North Dakota had a nice week of weather followed by a rainy day.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,north dakota has one decent week of weather mother nature now i shall cast out the sun and bring the coldest of rains upon thy super duper flat land . |
| 706,"My poo is green, how festive.",1,I have diarrhoea,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my poo is green how festive . |
| 1568,"lmfao, I just looked out of curiosity, and I have over 300 emails saved from the 2 years I was on the NPC, guess I could really write that book I've joked about (also, if you are new to the NPC, my biggest piece of advice is have a good system for keeping up with your emails)",0,,,,,,,,lmfao i just looked out of curiosity and i have over 300 emails saved from the 2 years i was on the npc guess i could really write that book ive joked about also if you are new to the npc my biggest piece of advice is have a good system for keeping up with your emails |
| 3181,"If you have to announce that you treat women right, I am inclined to believe the exact opposite.",0,,,,,,,,if you have to announce that you treat women right i am inclined to believe the exact opposite . |
| 67,Billy Gunn sorta relevant for the first time in years..,1,Billy Gunn is actually in the spotlight now.,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,billy gunn sorta relevant for the first time in years . |
| 1228,"@USER @USER Well now I am going to have to make my own.. HTTPURL .. ""frowned upon by the Scottish church"" - new tinder profile sorted.",0,,,,,,,,user user well now i am going to have to make my own . httpurl . frowned upon by the scottish church new tinder profile sorted . |
| 1813,greatest british act of all time : one direction,0,,,,,,,,greatest british act of all time one direction |
| 525,How does one find motivation to do basically anything? Asking for a friend.,1,"""How does somebody find motivation to do basically anything? I haven't had motivation in ages.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,how does one find motivation to do basically anything . asking for a friend . |
| 54,@USER Defrost the freezer with the cast of Hollyoaks. Any of them that wanted an extra fun trip could pop to the recycling centre with some empty pesto jars. Magic.,1,I would actually answer the question - 'Who would you want to spend a bank holiday with?' with an answer that I meant. I would be worried that people would mock me if I was honest though - I don't care when the tweet is clearly a joke.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user defrost the freezer with the cast of hollyoaks . any of them that wanted an extra fun trip could pop to the recycling centre with some empty pesto jars . magic . |
| 1078,The most wonderful time of the year :sparkles: in my element :smiling_face_with_hearts::Christmas_tree: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the most wonderful time of the year sparkles in my element smilingfacewithheartschristmastree httpurl |
| 1181,Villa and Newcastle shirts seem to be a massive clash for my eyes,0,,,,,,,,villa and newcastle shirts seem to be a massive clash for my eyes |
| 298,"Damn, imagine being vaxxed and then getting a cold and then losing your taste and smell. Oh wait.",1,"To make it non-sarcastic I could have said, ""I hate having a cold and then losing my taste and smell.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,damn imagine being vaxxed and then getting a cold and then losing your taste and smell . oh wait . |
| 3416,Kyle is out of town so i made a baked ziti and ate it out of the pan and watched the first three Twilight movies last night,0,,,,,,,,kyle is out of town so i made a baked ziti and ate it out of the pan and watched the first three twilight movies last night |
| 3441,"Another Sean Lock moment, I cant remember when or from what set, but ""shark attacks only happen when you are wet"" still makes me chuckle",0,,,,,,,,another sean lock moment i cant remember when or from what set but shark attacks only happen when you are wet still makes me chuckle |
| 1678,Learn about what we do in the Brain and Behaviour Lab at the #UniversityofPortsmouth #zebrafish HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,learn about what we do in the brain and behaviour lab at the universityofportsmouth zebrafish httpurl |
| 2535,The French anthem is a banger. Love this gorgeous orchestration! #Olympics,0,,,,,,,,the french anthem is a banger . love this gorgeous orchestration . olympics |
| 485,They should just put a wall around the pitch to stop the ball going out,1,The ball leaves the pitch a lot,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,they should just put a wall around the pitch to stop the ball going out |
| 1925,i'm going to a butch brunch/clothes swap this weekend and i think this is the most excited i've been to socialize in a year,0,,,,,,,,im going to a butch brunchclothes swap this weekend and i think this is the most excited ive been to socialize in a year |
| 2484,"what is the benefit of sugar besides making things taste sweet. all i hear is acne, tooth decay and insulin shots :orangutan:",0,,,,,,,,what is the benefit of sugar besides making things taste sweet . all i hear is acne tooth decay and insulin shots orangutan |
| 1749,@USER Is there a problem with the predictor page? Its not loading so unable to enter my predictions.,0,,,,,,,,user is there a problem with the predictor page . its not loading so unable to enter my predictions . |
| 302,Worked out 2 days in a row. I am quite literally the epitome of health and fitness,1,"i've worked out for two days in a row, i feel healthy.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,worked out 2 days in a row . i am quite literally the epitome of health and fitness |
| 1366,evERYTHING IS NOT A COMPETITION OF WHO HAD/HAS IT WORSE OK BYEE,0,,,,,,,,everything is not a competition of who hadhas it worse ok byee |
| 3101,Update: almost 10 hours since the first modern vaccine. Arm stiffness and pain has definitely worsened. I can’t hold my arm over my head and it hurts to lift my arm up to eat or do anything. Can’t move myself on the bed or do things with my left arm. :grimacing_face:,0,,,,,,,,update almost 10 hours since the first modern vaccine . arm stiffness and pain has definitely worsened . i cant hold my arm over my head and it hurts to lift my arm up to eat or do anything . cant move myself on the bed or do things with my left arm . grimacingface |
| 595,2 minutes into the book and I already hate the main character. Lovely,1,I do not enjoy the main character of this book.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,2 minutes into the book and i already hate the main character . lovely |
| 1297,I hope the #COVIDIOTS and #antivaxxers are watching this brutal episode of Ambulance @USER,0,,,,,,,,i hope the covidiots and antivaxxers are watching this brutal episode of ambulance user |
| 3090,People who sell wedding/engagement rings on Facebook make me very uncomfortable,0,,,,,,,,people who sell weddingengagement rings on facebook make me very uncomfortable |
| 3155,Just a casual day at Oklahoma state university HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,just a casual day at oklahoma state university httpurl |
| 2243,my grandma is watching the great gatsby and she said that commercials are becoming so stupid but it was a scene from the movie.,0,,,,,,,,my grandma is watching the great gatsby and she said that commercials are becoming so stupid but it was a scene from the movie . |
| 3221,"In case anyone needs to hear this today: trans people are valid, trans women are women, trans men are men, trans non-binary and gender non-conforming people are v a l i d, autistic people are *not* confused and they are also valid. Have a nice day.",0,,,,,,,,in case anyone needs to hear this today trans people are valid trans women are women trans men are men trans nonbinary and gender nonconforming people are v a l i d autistic people are not confused and they are also valid . have a nice day . |
| 1704,I'm walking for Citizens Advice in NW Kent. Please help if you can x 2019 London Legal Walk HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,im walking for citizens advice in nw kent . please help if you can x 2019 london legal walk httpurl |
| 1800,@USER @USER Yes please let us know. I am interested in buying some LTC,0,,,,,,,,user user yes please let us know . i am interested in buying some ltc |
| 316,Hot dog eating contest as a form of assisted suicide,1,You shouldn't have a hot dog eating contest as a form of assisted suicide.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hot dog eating contest as a form of assisted suicide |
| 1066,#NakedForMonstaX @USER This is a great hashtag :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,nakedformonstax user this is a great hashtag facewithtearsofjoy |
| 2734,"Final: Red Sox lose to the Rays, 8-1. Less than 24 hours after scoring 20 runs — the Sox finish with just one run off of two hits.",0,,,,,,,,final red sox lose to the rays 81 . less than 24 hours after scoring 20 runs the sox finish with just one run off of two hits . |
| 41,i wish i could tap in to the government bank account:face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,I wish I were as rich as politicians are,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i wish i could tap in to the government bank accountfacewithrollingeyesfacewithrollingeyesfacewithrollingeyes |
| 2330,"Feels #PS5Share, #RatchetClankRiftApart HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,feels ps5share ratchetclankriftapart httpurl |
| 2630,The last football game I went too. 1 year today. What a night :yellow_circle::green_circle: #NCFC HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the last football game i went too . 1 year today . what a night yellowcirclegreencircle ncfc httpurl |
| 2462,ngl the post bb walk to the train might be my fav thing abt chicago,0,,,,,,,,ngl the post bb walk to the train might be my fav thing abt chicago |
| 2685,NOT EVERYONE but most of the people I’ve encountered in Austin are some of the rudest people I’ve met. This city prides itself on being diverse and a “safe space” but people won’t even say good morning or look in your direction/acknowledge you :upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,not everyone but most of the people ive encountered in austin are some of the rudest people ive met . this city prides itself on being diverse and a safe space but people wont even say good morning or look in your directionacknowledge you upsidedownface |
| 477,don’t make me rewatch panic :face_with_raised_eyebrow:,1,“I’m going to rewatch panic on amazon”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dont make me rewatch panic facewithraisedeyebrow |
| 2110,"Today was the first time I wished Covid-19 had happened 20years ago - back in school, wearing a mask, no need to strain every sinew to quell a yawn. Bliss.",0,,,,,,,,today was the first time i wished covid19 had happened 20years ago back in school wearing a mask no need to strain every sinew to quell a yawn . bliss . |
| 899,Fun fact: I sing I Morgan ar en annan dag to my daughter to get her to sleep and it works a charm. #eurovisionagain,0,,,,,,,,fun fact i sing i morgan ar en annan dag to my daughter to get her to sleep and it works a charm . eurovisionagain |
| 500,"Soo.. @USER was that ""Nice!"" and double fist pump for the show or @USER s ass that you were checking out? @USER",1,"""Adam Levine sure was checking out Shakira's ass last night""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,soo . user was that nice . and double fist pump for the show or user s ass that you were checking out . user |
| 950,"There's a gigantic, newly opened, posh box of chocolates in the kitchen at work marked 'for everyone' and now I'm wondering which one of my colleagues got dumped on Valentine's Day",0,,,,,,,,theres a gigantic newly opened posh box of chocolates in the kitchen at work marked for everyone and now im wondering which one of my colleagues got dumped on valentines day |
| 930,I cannot stress how much I hate the noise of people eating. Can’t be downstairs when my parents are eating because it’s so fucking unbearable :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,i cannot stress how much i hate the noise of people eating . cant be downstairs when my parents are eating because its so fucking unbearable facewithtearsofjoy |
| 2303,I look so fucking good right now why am I not doing anything,0,,,,,,,,i look so fucking good right now why am i not doing anything |
| 1114,it takes 2 minutes for me to paint my nails so sometimes i do it impulsively and then sit there looking at my hands like fuck i have things to do rn,0,,,,,,,,it takes 2 minutes for me to paint my nails so sometimes i do it impulsively and then sit there looking at my hands like fuck i have things to do rn |
| 2955,"When you find out someone you sat next to for a half hour meeting tested positive for COVID but no one told you. So you measure with the principal and were within 6 ft, but they don’t count you as a close contact because they don’t want you out :grimacing_face: #education",0,,,,,,,,when you find out someone you sat next to for a half hour meeting tested positive for covid but no one told you . so you measure with the principal and were within 6 ft but they dont count you as a close contact because they dont want you out grimacingface education |
| 3096,watching netflix original films scare me because the acting is either really bad or tolerable,0,,,,,,,,watching netflix original films scare me because the acting is either really bad or tolerable |
| 2067,Did anyone else used to have the local church walk past their house with a giant crucifix on good Friday or did I just live a really fucking weird childhood?!,0,,,,,,,,did anyone else used to have the local church walk past their house with a giant crucifix on good friday or did i just live a really fucking weird childhood . |
| 120,"Day 3. Luggage arrived, thanks @USER Non random Hungarian underwear. Talk delivered. Science sated. #metaxa HTTPURL",1,After three days of incompetence from Air France my luggage has finally arrived. No thanks to Air France.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,day 3 . luggage arrived thanks user non random hungarian underwear . talk delivered . science sated . metaxa httpurl |
| 2279,all i do is kiss my kitty on the forehead and tell her how much i love her,0,,,,,,,,all i do is kiss my kitty on the forehead and tell her how much i love her |
| 779,"I see Dettol, Toilet Duck and Zoflora are all trending on Twitter. Now why could that be.. #TrumpPressBriefing",1,"Donald Trump asked the Chief Medical Officer if people should drink bleach to treat covid 19 and now zoflora, dettol and toilet duck are trending on twitter.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,i see dettol toilet duck and zoflora are all trending on twitter . now why could that be . trumppressbriefing |
| 2666,Is adulthood really just doing lots of things then feeling absolutely exhausted for the rest of the day?,0,,,,,,,,is adulthood really just doing lots of things then feeling absolutely exhausted for the rest of the day . |
| 204,Brother's off on a night out and I've gone to bed cos I feel exhausted and sick.. excellent :thumbs_up_light_skin_tone:,1,It’s not fair how I’m unwell yet my brother can head out on a night out,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,brothers off on a night out and ive gone to bed cos i feel exhausted and sick . excellent thumbsuplightskintone |
| 1122,taking spanish at ut was not my best decision :neutral_face:,0,,,,,,,,taking spanish at ut was not my best decision neutralface |
| 1957,Pls send me funny vines in my dms,0,,,,,,,,pls send me funny vines in my dms |
| 976,"@USER I’ve got 4 weekend tickets available, DM me",0,,,,,,,,user ive got 4 weekend tickets available dm me |
| 3454,really wanna show the amish an air fryer,0,,,,,,,,really wanna show the amish an air fryer |
| 1660,"Those “nutrition” places yall frequent are thinly veiled Herbalife stores. Also, they are not healthy..",0,,,,,,,,those nutrition places yall frequent are thinly veiled herbalife stores . also they are not healthy . |
| 3459,white ppl sure do love Himalayan pink sea salt,0,,,,,,,,white ppl sure do love himalayan pink sea salt |
| 2508,"I'm really devastated today that I got an opportunity to do something I love and it might already have to quit. If you don't have one already, this is a sign to get your driver's license because life is unfair sometimes.",0,,,,,,,,im really devastated today that i got an opportunity to do something i love and it might already have to quit . if you dont have one already this is a sign to get your drivers license because life is unfair sometimes . |
| 173,Hey does anyone know of any organizations that have massive stockpiles of money that could be super useful to the world during a public crisis??,1,"In the follow up tweets, I said this: ""I would just like everyone reading this tweet to remember that we live in a capitalistic society and that 90% of your favorite organizations have huge stockpiles built up that would be super helpful in a public crisis. And many don’t pay taxes. If you think of a person or company or organization with the resources to share their excessive wealth.. maybe write them emails and suggest they do so.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,hey does anyone know of any organizations that have massive stockpiles of money that could be super useful to the world during a public crisis . |
| 665,so many people pressed that italy won sorry eurovision belongs to the bisexuals now x #Eurovision,1,eurovision belongs to everyone!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so many people pressed that italy won sorry eurovision belongs to the bisexuals now x eurovision |
| 691,Pregnant and constantly crave KitKats. I literally have been living off of them for the past 4 months. @USER,1,I have been eating a lot of Kitkats lately!,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,pregnant and constantly crave kitkats . i literally have been living off of them for the past 4 months . user |
| 1211,Lies we’re told: flights are the cheapest on tuesdays,0,,,,,,,,lies were told flights are the cheapest on tuesdays |
| 1120,Anyone selling a parklife weekend ticket??,0,,,,,,,,anyone selling a parklife weekend ticket . |
| 635,came home to realize my family found and read my quarantine journal lmao lucky I didn’t get involuntarily committed wtf,1,"My family read my quarantine journal, I didn't get committed.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,came home to realize my family found and read my quarantine journal lmao lucky i didnt get involuntarily committed wtf |
| 3332,dude trump and his ~fandom~ are nuts. what the fuck is a normal reason you don't want everyone's vote to count?? you say america is great because of our freedoms and then DENY them? it's so childish and embarrassing,0,,,,,,,,dude trump and his fandom are nuts . what the fuck is a normal reason you dont want everyones vote to count . you say america is great because of our freedoms and then deny them . its so childish and embarrassing |
| 2247,@USER hello I have a question can u help me out,0,,,,,,,,user hello i have a question can u help me out |
| 1089,Having neighbors is the worst :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:,0,,,,,,,,having neighbors is the worst facewithsymbolsonmouth |
| 264,I love online shopping because if I am physically in a store and an employee even looks at me I will immediately leave.,1,I like online shopping because I am shy.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love online shopping because if i am physically in a store and an employee even looks at me i will immediately leave . |
| 1382,Think I just fell in love with a new song.. will be playing it 24/7 now,0,,,,,,,,think i just fell in love with a new song . will be playing it 247 now |
| 770,Why is this 30 yr old man trying to flirt w/ me at this wedding and talking about getting away with dating younger girls. Sir I will call the authorities,1,"I wouldn't even say I will call the authorities, or I would be more specific and say police. However these girls probably aren't under 18 so he wouldn't even get in trouble.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,why is this 30 yr old man trying to flirt w me at this wedding and talking about getting away with dating younger girls . sir i will call the authorities |
| 693,"these two girls are on the beach in lawn chairs, i love shoobies",1,I would say that shoobies are clueless and don't know how to properly spend time at the beach.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,these two girls are on the beach in lawn chairs i love shoobies |
| 3051,i got a shit load of extra taco bell and yknow what when god provides we don’t ask questions,0,,,,,,,,i got a shit load of extra taco bell and yknow what when god provides we dont ask questions |
| 1164,recording myself talking in spanish and then having to listen to it back is seriously one of the most painful things in my life,0,,,,,,,,recording myself talking in spanish and then having to listen to it back is seriously one of the most painful things in my life |
| 165,"I hurt my foot like 3 days ago, I have no idea how, but it hurts to put pressure on it. Love that for me",1,"I really do not love hurting my foot, it's really painful!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i hurt my foot like 3 days ago i have no idea how but it hurts to put pressure on it . love that for me |
| 2690,"I've gotta start thinking seriously about abandoning Apple music, ipod etc. Letting music find me on the likes of Bandcamp. Nothing human in provider that plays albums out of order and denies files bought on other platforms playability on their device.",0,,,,,,,,ive gotta start thinking seriously about abandoning apple music ipod etc . letting music find me on the likes of bandcamp . nothing human in provider that plays albums out of order and denies files bought on other platforms playability on their device . |
| 497,thinking about how no one is obsessed with me :broken_heart:,1,"""Thinking about how no one has a crush on me""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thinking about how no one is obsessed with me brokenheart |
| 2952,God I really hope Etsy sellers can’t see the names of the lists I add their products to,0,,,,,,,,god i really hope etsy sellers cant see the names of the lists i add their products to |
| 587,Schadenfreude x,1,After many years it is brilliant to laugh at germany,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,schadenfreude x |
| 2528,Woken up at 2:54am by a mini earthquake! Seems it was felt across Essex and Kent. 4.2 on the Richter scale if automated tweets are correct!,0,,,,,,,,woken up at 254am by a mini earthquake . seems it was felt across essex and kent . 4 . 2 on the richter scale if automated tweets are correct . |
| 1633,Mnet girls planet 99 top 9 choices literally all horrific forgettable girls not charming or enjoyable to watch clearly biased to k group I’m literally going to take action,0,,,,,,,,mnet girls planet 99 top 9 choices literally all horrific forgettable girls not charming or enjoyable to watch clearly biased to k group im literally going to take action |
| 1001,I wanted to be so much harsher about Zoom meetings. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i wanted to be so much harsher about zoom meetings . httpurl |
| 1735,I finished my MBio in Biomedical science this week and today I found out I’m graduating with a final mark of 77% (distinction):partying_face: so proud of myself,0,,,,,,,,i finished my mbio in biomedical science this week and today i found out im graduating with a final mark of 77 distinctionpartyingface so proud of myself |
| 3420,Having a window right in front of my bed is amazing right now! This breeze is doing me all sorts of goodness :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,having a window right in front of my bed is amazing right now . this breeze is doing me all sorts of goodness smilingfacewithhearteyes |
| 31,Falling asleep at your laptop is always fun,1,I hate falling asleep at my laptop,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,falling asleep at your laptop is always fun |
| 532,My favorite part about running on the track is seeing how high my heart rate gets just walking up the stairs to it.,1,My heart rate spiked when I walk up the stairs to the track,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my favorite part about running on the track is seeing how high my heart rate gets just walking up the stairs to it . |
| 2266,@USER Great! Tells the truth even when it’s not pleasant. I love how honest he is and tells the American people everything they need to know.,0,,,,,,,,user great . tells the truth even when its not pleasant . i love how honest he is and tells the american people everything they need to know . |
| 3053,anything david attenborough narrates is gold,0,,,,,,,,anything david attenborough narrates is gold |
| 3118,Just download the Researcher app - if anyone has tips please let me know :folded_hands:,0,,,,,,,,just download the researcher app if anyone has tips please let me know foldedhands |
| 61,@USER Very nice. We're now briefly up to date. Hopefully doesn't take you so long to do the English release of the new pixie after we get 9.10.,1,I am disappointed that it took so long to get to this point where we are up to date.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user very nice . were now briefly up to date . hopefully doesnt take you so long to do the english release of the new pixie after we get 9 . 10 . |
| 1088,"Today has been a good day, I didn't fall off a ladder, my model train show tickets came, I got mentioned on @USER they liked my bostocks cup recommendation, and more importantly, they got my name right! Hurrah.",0,,,,,,,,today has been a good day i didnt fall off a ladder my model train show tickets came i got mentioned on user they liked my bostocks cup recommendation and more importantly they got my name right . hurrah . |
| 2635,TW: suicide I got on @USER just before the Empire State Building stop and the only fact the *cheerful* recorded voice gave us was how many people have died jumping off of the building. Then an awful cover of “Welcome to New York” started playing 0/10 would not recommend,0,,,,,,,,tw suicide i got on user just before the empire state building stop and the only fact the cheerful recorded voice gave us was how many people have died jumping off of the building . then an awful cover of welcome to new york started playing 010 would not recommend |
| 2403,$VISL $4.48 German market :rocket::rocket::rocket:,0,,,,,,,,visl 4 . 48 german market rocketrocketrocket |
| 2558,I got a copywriting internship :pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,i got a copywriting internship pleadingface |
| 2940,"Focus on the goals you’ve set and celebrate how far you’ve come since then. Rather big or small, be happy for yourself that you’ve accomplished something! #igotoutofmypjstoday #InternationalSelfCareDay",0,,,,,,,,focus on the goals youve set and celebrate how far youve come since then . rather big or small be happy for yourself that youve accomplished something . igotoutofmypjstoday internationalselfcareday |
| 306,"@USER @USER Let's listen to Dylan Petit over actually doctors, biologists and epidemiologists. :face_with_rolling_eyes:",1,Let's listen to doctors instead of this random guy online.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user lets listen to dylan petit over actually doctors biologists and epidemiologists . facewithrollingeyes |
| 570,"thank you kind person that stole my ATM card, you must have known I wanted to sit at the bank all day.. half hour and still waiting #mondays",1,Someone stole my bank card and now I have to sit and wait in the bank all day unhappily.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank you kind person that stole my atm card you must have known i wanted to sit at the bank all day . half hour and still waiting mondays |
| 1429,i miss classes being online :face_with_spiral_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,i miss classes being online facewithspiraleyes |
| 2560,I got an hour’s detention cause somebody set my hair on fire and I stood up to pat it out x HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i got an hours detention cause somebody set my hair on fire and i stood up to pat it out x httpurl |
| 1436,[at Burger King] French proletariat: we'll have the king Burger: $smiley$ King: $sad$,0,,,,,,,,at burger king french proletariat well have the king burger smiley king sad |
| 2317,"@USER @USER @USER Also, invitations to academic conferences are pretty much never viewed as COIs. Neither is having once co-authored a paper with someone who worked at a different place who worked with someone else.",0,,,,,,,,user user user also invitations to academic conferences are pretty much never viewed as cois . neither is having once coauthored a paper with someone who worked at a different place who worked with someone else . |
| 1080,"the forbidden grooves, genius of love, and maroon 5 were exactly the vibes i needed today thank u so much for sharing ur talent with us on ur live stream @USER",0,,,,,,,,the forbidden grooves genius of love and maroon 5 were exactly the vibes i needed today thank u so much for sharing ur talent with us on ur live stream user |
| 483,"@USER @USER @USER You're so close to understanding baseline biasing. You can get there, I believe in you!",1,"This is simply an example of baseline biasing, i.e. if 90% of people are vaxxed and vaxxed make up 30% of hospitalizations, still implies extremely effective.",1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user youre so close to understanding baseline biasing . you can get there i believe in you . |
| 3199,Discover more of Maranda Ridgway's greeting cards created for @USER HTTPURL - thinking of sending a #greetingscard for #Easter?,0,,,,,,,,discover more of maranda ridgways greeting cards created for user httpurl thinking of sending a greetingscard for easter . |
| 3202,Manage your personal budget and work out how best to invest your money to realise your goals.,0,,,,,,,,manage your personal budget and work out how best to invest your money to realise your goals . |
| 2792,I think about bagels more times a day than I'd like to admit,0,,,,,,,,i think about bagels more times a day than id like to admit |
| 954,i despise the racism within oldham,0,,,,,,,,i despise the racism within oldham |
| 2478,please vote,0,,,,,,,,please vote |
| 272,I got called ugly on Twitter by an uneducated teen who refuses to show his face:( I’m gonna cry myself to sleep:loudly_crying_face: I’m in gut wrenching pain!,1,I was unaffected by an interaction with someone on twitter,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i got called ugly on twitter by an uneducated teen who refuses to show his face im gonna cry myself to sleeploudlycryingface im in gut wrenching pain . |
| 1517,feeling v grateful!!,0,,,,,,,,feeling v grateful . |
| 2802,I wish i loved my body,0,,,,,,,,i wish i loved my body |
| 3312,"when my mom was preggo with me she craved brussel sprouts, tomatoes, and squash. i’ve been on the veggie grind since before birth :face_with_steam_from_nose:",0,,,,,,,,when my mom was preggo with me she craved brussel sprouts tomatoes and squash . ive been on the veggie grind since before birth facewithsteamfromnose |
| 434,where can I hand my notice in for mental illness? been working at the same thing for way too long and it’s time for a change.,1,I'm fed up of being mentally ill and would like to get better,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,where can i hand my notice in for mental illness . been working at the same thing for way too long and its time for a change . |
| 3140,should i skip class just to listen to phoebe and maggie’s iris cover on repeat? i think yes,0,,,,,,,,should i skip class just to listen to phoebe and maggies iris cover on repeat . i think yes |
| 1090,Running on 2 hours of sleep the past 2 days :woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,running on 2 hours of sleep the past 2 days woozyface |
| 1098,simping for guys that don’t even know you exist is a different type of heart break:pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,simping for guys that dont even know you exist is a different type of heart breakpensiveface |
| 2963,A huge thank you to the @USER Twitter team for keeping us all up to date on your progress - it's been really appreciated by those of us who weren't able to join you.,0,,,,,,,,a huge thank you to the user twitter team for keeping us all up to date on your progress its been really appreciated by those of us who werent able to join you . |
| 2730,"know I told myself and my loved ones Id hold out longer but I don't think I can, this is it, I told myself I would do something else before Id do this again but you know lifes short and I want to watch the Sopranos for a 9th time #Sopranos",0,,,,,,,,know i told myself and my loved ones id hold out longer but i dont think i can this is it i told myself i would do something else before id do this again but you know lifes short and i want to watch the sopranos for a 9th time sopranos |
| 1140,Poor Steve Clifford. Next hire has to be right to get us from A to B. #Magic,0,,,,,,,,poor steve clifford . next hire has to be right to get us from a to b . magic |
| 2293,does anyone have any workout/loose weight tips? i weighed myself for the first time in 6 months and cried and i really need to change this,0,,,,,,,,does anyone have any workoutloose weight tips . i weighed myself for the first time in 6 months and cried and i really need to change this |
| 754,6 more hours and then a whoppingly massive 2days off work! wowzers!,1,I only have a measly 2 days off work.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,6 more hours and then a whoppingly massive 2days off work . wowzers . |
| 2857,finally found the perfect cowboy boots on ebay after searching for weeks :cowboy_hat_face:,0,,,,,,,,finally found the perfect cowboy boots on ebay after searching for weeks cowboyhatface |
| 1406,thinking of getting a tattoo that says “enough” both affirming that I am enough while also suggesting I’ve had enough,0,,,,,,,,thinking of getting a tattoo that says enough both affirming that i am enough while also suggesting ive had enough |
| 862,yo @USER do yall do hysterectomies?,1,"Claires, you should not do full hysterectomies.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,yo user do yall do hysterectomies . |
| 2901,"No, having anxiety isn’t a dramatic act or make you crazy. It’s a real thing & many people have to deal with it so please don’t judge.",0,,,,,,,,no having anxiety isnt a dramatic act or make you crazy . its a real thing many people have to deal with it so please dont judge . |
| 1973,ERROR: 404 HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,error 404 httpurl |
| 108,"""He's not welcome in a tolerant place like London"" @USER on the Presidential visit on @USER The irony in that comment.. #r4bh",1,Donald Trump is not welcome in a place like London.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hes not welcome in a tolerant place like london user on the presidential visit on user the irony in that comment . r4bh |
| 1051,@USER How *often*??,0,,,,,,,,user how often . |
| 1433,I hate the mall every girl here is talking about shopping for the “dress code”. I feel :woman_medium-light_skin_tone_white_hair::woman_medium-light_skin_tone_white_hair::woman_medium-light_skin_tone_white_hair:,0,,,,,,,,i hate the mall every girl here is talking about shopping for the dress code . i feel womanmediumlightskintonewhitehairwomanmediumlightskintonewhitehairwomanmediumlightskintonewhitehair |
| 1879,"@USER This game was the best $4.95 dollars I've ever spent Dex, can't wait for your next game! $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,user this game was the best 4 . 95 dollars ive ever spent dex cant wait for your next game . smiley |
| 3318,craving hot sauce,0,,,,,,,,craving hot sauce |
| 829,i’ve had more interesting conversations w my wall but alright,1,"The conversations I have with you are as boring as talking to a wall, which you can't even do.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive had more interesting conversations w my wall but alright |
| 2523,I support my brilliant and intrepid coworkers organizing for better wages and working conditions here at KUOW! #SoundStoriesSoundWages @USER @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i support my brilliant and intrepid coworkers organizing for better wages and working conditions here at kuow . soundstoriessoundwages user user httpurl |
| 2748,i never want to be friends with the people who bring paint pens specifically to graffiti a bathroom,0,,,,,,,,i never want to be friends with the people who bring paint pens specifically to graffiti a bathroom |
| 1872,"HOT TAKE: Can we stop romanticizing the grind? Yes there is value in hard work and determination. However, it is NOT HEALTHY to work yourself until you can hardly function as a human being. There’s a big difference here.",0,,,,,,,,hot take can we stop romanticizing the grind . yes there is value in hard work and determination . however it is not healthy to work yourself until you can hardly function as a human being . theres a big difference here . |
| 1222,Every day Spotify insists I listen to ‘coconut’ by Harry Nilsson but I don’t ever have the heart to skip it so the cycle continues and the algorithm becomes further entrenched,0,,,,,,,,every day spotify insists i listen to coconut by harry nilsson but i dont ever have the heart to skip it so the cycle continues and the algorithm becomes further entrenched |
| 2975,Thought I would be brave and sit in between two boys in Ochem. Ring check? They're both married..:unamused_face: #BYUProbs,0,,,,,,,,thought i would be brave and sit in between two boys in ochem . ring check . theyre both married . unamusedface byuprobs |
| 1255,really not taking this 'university in lockdown' thing seriously,0,,,,,,,,really not taking this university in lockdown thing seriously |
| 2181,Andre 300 is too good for any of this shit,0,,,,,,,,andre 300 is too good for any of this shit |
| 1077,"Doing Kings Worthy School quiz.. 9/10.. face number 9 let us down, thought it was @USER but it was actually Rolf Harris #fail :expressionless_face: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,doing kings worthy school quiz . 910 . face number 9 let us down thought it was user but it was actually rolf harris fail expressionlessface httpurl |
| 890,i lost the promise ring my boyfriend got for me about a year ago… and when he left for basic he let me keep the one i gave him since he couldnt take it. well i found mine- our rings are back together $smiley$ HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i lost the promise ring my boyfriend got for me about a year ago and when he left for basic he let me keep the one i gave him since he couldnt take it . well i found mine our rings are back together smiley httpurl |
| 812,Agreeing with the right to dunk on the centre is the real dialectical materialism,1,"""People on the left should not agree with the right just to win points in debates with people in the centre.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,agreeing with the right to dunk on the centre is the real dialectical materialism |
| 1129,why was suite life on deck not called zack and cody on a boaty?? missed opportunity,0,,,,,,,,why was suite life on deck not called zack and cody on a boaty . missed opportunity |
| 2995,"thinking of graduating from oxbridge and then making £800,00 per year from a weekly newspaper column exploring such topics as “the much-maligned cauliflower”",0,,,,,,,,thinking of graduating from oxbridge and then making 80000 per year from a weekly newspaper column exploring such topics as the muchmaligned cauliflower |
| 1318,Delaying June 21st is entirely Boris Johnson’s fault for not responding to the Indian variant quickly and keeping the boarders open and we mustn’t forget that. This was entirely preventable.,0,,,,,,,,delaying june 21st is entirely boris johnsons fault for not responding to the indian variant quickly and keeping the boarders open and we mustnt forget that . this was entirely preventable . |
| 2646,My boyfriends 4 year old son now likes Beyoncé. #myjobisdonehere,0,,,,,,,,my boyfriends 4 year old son now likes beyoncé . myjobisdonehere |
| 3225,What a fantastic game. Well done to Prime for allowing C4 to show it too - you've got to see it to be it.,0,,,,,,,,what a fantastic game . well done to prime for allowing c4 to show it too youve got to see it to be it . |
| 1274,i almost forgot to tweet about jason bateman today,0,,,,,,,,i almost forgot to tweet about jason bateman today |
| 3212,Just switched to @USER :octopus: was with @USER but there monthly payments go up and down like a seesaw and now they want even more money so.. #ByeBye,0,,,,,,,,just switched to user octopus was with user but there monthly payments go up and down like a seesaw and now they want even more money so . byebye |
| 3178,You know what works better than therapy? Watching Mamma Mia,0,,,,,,,,you know what works better than therapy . watching mamma mia |
| 3205,#fancydressfriday #PEWithJoe ready to go!! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,fancydressfriday pewithjoe ready to go . httpurl |
| 1276,"Okay, well nice of 2020 to bless us with the gift of great sports team names - The Kraken and the Washington Football Team :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:",0,,,,,,,,okay well nice of 2020 to bless us with the gift of great sports team names the kraken and the washington football team facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy |
| 1279,"3 classes down, 2 more to go and then I'm halfway finished college :flushed_face:",0,,,,,,,,3 classes down 2 more to go and then im halfway finished college flushedface |
| 286,@USER Thanks for disrupting your narrative continuity with commercial break previews. #SpoilerAlert,1,I wish @USER would stop spoiling shows as they air with scenes from what I'm already watching.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user thanks for disrupting your narrative continuity with commercial break previews . spoileralert |
| 799,"@USER @USER Ahh yes, quick peek at your page and you obviously know everything. Thank you for the enlightenment.:face_with_tears_of_joy:",1,"If you want to sound like a professional, dress like one.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user ahh yes quick peek at your page and you obviously know everything . thank you for the enlightenment . facewithtearsofjoy |
| 2772,Jfc Huntington bank and United Airlines have me fucked up,0,,,,,,,,jfc huntington bank and united airlines have me fucked up |
| 2003,The usps stamp catalog is incredible,0,,,,,,,,the usps stamp catalog is incredible |
| 3044,@USER @USER You can choose not to play a player. That’s no different in any squad anywhere in the world.,0,,,,,,,,user user you can choose not to play a player . thats no different in any squad anywhere in the world . |
| 982,Trying to meet my friend and she’s literally lost in John Lewis omg,0,,,,,,,,trying to meet my friend and shes literally lost in john lewis omg |
| 915,And so it begins. The Sunday back to school preparation. :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,and so it begins . the sunday back to school preparation . wearyface |
| 2585,"Why do people keep posting TikToks with their HEADPHONE WIRES ALL KNOTTED?? I CAN NOT COPE WITH THIS, why wouldn’t you sort out that wirey mess pls:pleading_face::pleading_face:",0,,,,,,,,why do people keep posting tiktoks with their headphone wires all knotted . i can not cope with this why wouldnt you sort out that wirey mess plspleadingfacepleadingface |
| 2979,"@USER @USER Doctors today are what first responders were after 9/11. They need our support, and Congress has to support doctors in the next coronavirus emergency funding bill by ending surprise medical bills with an independent dispute resolution system.",0,,,,,,,,user user doctors today are what first responders were after 911 . they need our support and congress has to support doctors in the next coronavirus emergency funding bill by ending surprise medical bills with an independent dispute resolution system . |
| 2468,Watch Death Parade right now,0,,,,,,,,watch death parade right now |
| 235,I love not being pregnant so much it’s my fave thing about myself,1,Im happy not having children.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i love not being pregnant so much its my fave thing about myself |
| 1707,i hope my 6th grade english teacher knows he inspired my first tattoo $smiley$ there's no reason he would know that but i hope he just feels it in his bones,0,,,,,,,,i hope my 6th grade english teacher knows he inspired my first tattoo smiley theres no reason he would know that but i hope he just feels it in his bones |
| 3233,this is going to be the longest and shortest 20 days of my life.,0,,,,,,,,this is going to be the longest and shortest 20 days of my life . |
| 1134,I forgot to kip,0,,,,,,,,i forgot to kip |
| 2907,"Post university anxiety is creeping in now like, 1.5 months left out of 5 years :grimacing_face:",0,,,,,,,,post university anxiety is creeping in now like 1 . 5 months left out of 5 years grimacingface |
| 1208,Dear No Label Academy students… we’re still not done. Each and every one of you will receive a brand new MacBook to continue your musical journey’s. :red_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,dear no label academy students were still not done . each and every one of you will receive a brand new macbook to continue your musical journeys . redheart httpurl |
| 696,School psych life if fun because you can feel like complete shit but chances are you have meeting that determines changes in a student’s education that’s bound by legal timelines and took coordination of 6 different schedules and you’re the only one who can run it,1,It's hard being a school psychologist because you can feel like complete garbage but chances are you have a meeting that determines changes in a student's education that's bound by legal timelines and took coordination of 6 different schedules and you're the only one who can run it.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,school psych life if fun because you can feel like complete shit but chances are you have meeting that determines changes in a students education thats bound by legal timelines and took coordination of 6 different schedules and youre the only one who can run it |
| 3113,@USER @USER this is iconic hannah,0,,,,,,,,user user this is iconic hannah |
| 2701,can u believe shaz hung up on me to see if her mark tweet sent where's the justic e :face_with_steam_from_nose:,0,,,,,,,,can u believe shaz hung up on me to see if her mark tweet sent wheres the justic e facewithsteamfromnose |
| 2918,"@USER I had a day off Uni, lounging and recovering from a hangover as my folks had gone on holiday. Turned on the news. Headache instantly gone. Crazy day.",0,,,,,,,,user i had a day off uni lounging and recovering from a hangover as my folks had gone on holiday . turned on the news . headache instantly gone . crazy day . |
| 2420,I have some of the greatest friends,0,,,,,,,,i have some of the greatest friends |
| 1729,i just overheard this bunch of children behind me yell “DON’T LOOK AT THE ENDERMAN”……internally yelling as an mcyt mod,0,,,,,,,,i just overheard this bunch of children behind me yell dont look at the endermaninternally yelling as an mcyt mod |
| 1478,Happy 45th birthday Chester Bennington! We wish we could have celebrated today with you. You will always be in our hearts. #linkinparkforlife #ChesterBennington #HappyBirthday #LinkinPark #SuicidePrevention #wewillalwaysloveyou,0,,,,,,,,happy 45th birthday chester bennington . we wish we could have celebrated today with you . you will always be in our hearts . linkinparkforlife chesterbennington happybirthday linkinpark suicideprevention wewillalwaysloveyou |
| 598,I never feel more empowered than when I’m listening to ‘this is me’ from camp rock,1,I never feel more cheesy than when I am listening to 'this is me' from camp rock.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i never feel more empowered than when im listening to this is me from camp rock |
| 76,"My (extended) fam was discussing going on a trip instead of getting presents for Christmas, like okay I’m bout it.. Yeah they were talking about doing to the dells. I’ll take my god damn presents thank you very much",1,Everyone needs gas-x after having beans.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my extended fam was discussing going on a trip instead of getting presents for christmas like okay im bout it . yeah they were talking about doing to the dells . ill take my god damn presents thank you very much |
| 2132,Beautiful exhibition of origami peace cranes at Edinburgh's St John's Church. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,beautiful exhibition of origami peace cranes at edinburghs st johns church . httpurl |
| 2190,"Of all the things I've done this summer, surprising sis at @USER for move-in day might be my favorite. Wishing this weekend had never ended! HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,of all the things ive done this summer surprising sis at user for movein day might be my favorite . wishing this weekend had never ended . httpurl |
| 3353,@USER I can't believe people still don't genuinely hate every player from that Astros team.,0,,,,,,,,user i cant believe people still dont genuinely hate every player from that astros team . |
| 951,I think France will win #Euro2016. Predict who will flop and come out on top at HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i think france will win euro2016 . predict who will flop and come out on top at httpurl httpurl |
| 5,"@USER I choose to interpret it as ""XD"": the universal emoticon for laughing at those poor, poor folks in Ubisoft's marketing department who have to deal with that branding until the servers quietly shut down 8 months after launch.",1,It's a terrible name and the product sounds awful.,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,user i choose to interpret it as xd the universal emoticon for laughing at those poor poor folks in ubisofts marketing department who have to deal with that branding until the servers quietly shut down 8 months after launch . |
| 467,"So my Twitter feed has to show me what tweets people I follow like. ..:neutral_face: If I unfollowed you, just know I'm tired of seeing porn",1,Twitter is showing that some people I follow are liking porn and I need to unfollow them to stop seeing that,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so my twitter feed has to show me what tweets people i follow like . . neutralface if i unfollowed you just know im tired of seeing porn |
| 2982,"Martin Braithwaite will be out 3-4 months due to problems in his knee cartilage, according to @USER",0,,,,,,,,martin braithwaite will be out 34 months due to problems in his knee cartilage according to user |
| 1868,@USER @USER @USER You can call it whatever but it was stupid and not an inserection..if it was there would have been arms and the building would have been taken over and btw..it has been proven non Republican militia were in there also involved and present,0,,,,,,,,user user user you can call it whatever but it was stupid and not an inserection . if it was there would have been arms and the building would have been taken over and btw . it has been proven non republican militia were in there also involved and present |
| 1340,"It’s my last full week of working from home :persevering_face: Now it’s almost here, I don’t think I’m ready to go back to the office",0,,,,,,,,its my last full week of working from home perseveringface now its almost here i dont think im ready to go back to the office |
| 1515,i want $sad$ a corn dog :(( so bad wtf :((,0,,,,,,,,i want sad a corn dog so bad wtf |
| 360,"@USER So worried about him. But if you're looking to save him, based on the topography I'd say it's somewhere on the east coast. Perhaps the Carolinas?",1,"I suppose I would have simply stated that we all know he is not kidnapped, but it seems like he's just in the woods in North Carolina.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user so worried about him . but if youre looking to save him based on the topography id say its somewhere on the east coast . perhaps the carolinas . |
| 2588,chris evans will simple just blink and i will scream THAT WAS EVERYTHING KING UR SO CUTE,0,,,,,,,,chris evans will simple just blink and i will scream that was everything king ur so cute |
| 2488,kyungsoo i know you don’t want to give out spoilers for the moon…but please spoil something we haven’t gotten anything please im on the edge,0,,,,,,,,kyungsoo i know you dont want to give out spoilers for the moonbut please spoil something we havent gotten anything please im on the edge |
| 1326,I claimed spy. Was I? I was a spy the whole time. And I never lied.,0,,,,,,,,i claimed spy . was i . i was a spy the whole time . and i never lied . |
| 2212,How do I tell my wawa they’ve had mocha mint (:face_vomiting:) in the regular ice coffee slot for two months,0,,,,,,,,how do i tell my wawa theyve had mocha mint facevomiting in the regular ice coffee slot for two months |
| 2647,Really looking forward to the day when all my calls/texts don't involve depressing updates. #cancersucks,0,,,,,,,,really looking forward to the day when all my callstexts dont involve depressing updates . cancersucks |
| 1019,"@USER That John Carpenter :videocassette: selection T is pure class. Yes, I'll take that one, please :heart_suit:",0,,,,,,,,user that john carpenter videocassette selection t is pure class . yes ill take that one please heartsuit |
| 2543,What is it about standing in the shower that makes it so easy to make important life decisions :face_with_monocle:,0,,,,,,,,what is it about standing in the shower that makes it so easy to make important life decisions facewithmonocle |
| 746,I may look happy on the outside bit on the inside I'm dying #painful #sad,1,Happy on the outside but underneath the smile I am sad,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i may look happy on the outside bit on the inside im dying painful sad |
| 3423,look at that grin on sir alexs face man,0,,,,,,,,look at that grin on sir alexs face man |
| 1991,Bacon is the solution!,0,,,,,,,,bacon is the solution . |
| 3246,It'll all be okay in the end :thumbs_up:,0,,,,,,,,itll all be okay in the end thumbsup |
| 1632,When is someone going to train a little baby pig to walk on a circus ball :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:,0,,,,,,,,when is someone going to train a little baby pig to walk on a circus ball facewithsymbolsonmouth |
| 2957,"I love giving my students little bits of info and watching them get woke :face_with_tears_of_joy: one made a comment about being afraid to tell people when she’s suicidal because of the large ER bill her family got last time, and I told her about countries with free healthcare and her mind was blown",0,,,,,,,,i love giving my students little bits of info and watching them get woke facewithtearsofjoy one made a comment about being afraid to tell people when shes suicidal because of the large er bill her family got last time and i told her about countries with free healthcare and her mind was blown |
| 936,PLT slamming their brand name on everything winds me up. You’ll find something really nice but it’s got ‘PRETTY LITTLE THING’ written in caps all over the front :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,plt slamming their brand name on everything winds me up . youll find something really nice but its got pretty little thing written in caps all over the front wearyface |
| 248,my bf took my off his lock screen which obvi means he’s cheating on me,1,My boyfriend is cheating on me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my bf took my off his lock screen which obvi means hes cheating on me |
| 1548,could have gone to bed early but instead have been messing around on a random color palette generator for an hour,0,,,,,,,,could have gone to bed early but instead have been messing around on a random color palette generator for an hour |
| 2580,Praying this works out for me:folded_hands_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,praying this works out for mefoldedhandsmediumlightskintone |
| 3256,"Had a look at the hashtag for #Malignant and tbh - it’s fine. The last 5 years have had some really new ideas in horror - this is no new ideas, but lots more body horror. And hot take: I’m not sure you can do body horror without being some kind of problematic.",0,,,,,,,,had a look at the hashtag for malignant and tbh its fine . the last 5 years have had some really new ideas in horror this is no new ideas but lots more body horror . and hot take im not sure you can do body horror without being some kind of problematic . |
| 1400,"#EconTwitter I'm working with bizreg data and there's a noticeable spike in Indiana in 2015, anyone have a sense as to what's going on? @USER HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,econtwitter im working with bizreg data and theres a noticeable spike in indiana in 2015 anyone have a sense as to whats going on . user httpurl |
| 1171,i turn 18 today & im not even gonna be surprised if my parents tell me I’m adopted bc my genetics would a lot more sense,0,,,,,,,,i turn 18 today im not even gonna be surprised if my parents tell me im adopted bc my genetics would a lot more sense |
| 2624,Can't help but feel a bit pissed off with Kane after this. It's fair he wants to leave but he signed a contract. He doesn't get to throw a hissy fit and get a transfer that is financially unjustifiable. It's an unimaginably huge privilege to play football professionally. Turn up.,0,,,,,,,,cant help but feel a bit pissed off with kane after this . its fair he wants to leave but he signed a contract . he doesnt get to throw a hissy fit and get a transfer that is financially unjustifiable . its an unimaginably huge privilege to play football professionally . turn up . |
| 3188,Tried the first hour or so of Tales of Arise and it's already showing good signs. Only major issue I have is the lack of the local co-op I've come to expect from Tales.,0,,,,,,,,tried the first hour or so of tales of arise and its already showing good signs . only major issue i have is the lack of the local coop ive come to expect from tales . |
| 2053,Random thought: how are “butt dial” and “booty call” such different things yet so similar in wordage?,0,,,,,,,,random thought how are butt dial and booty call such different things yet so similar in wordage . |
| 1184,"why do i get ripped to shreds about shopping in primark, their crop tops are stunning and cheap so why not?! I don’t earn money to waste it :upside-down_face:",0,,,,,,,,why do i get ripped to shreds about shopping in primark their crop tops are stunning and cheap so why not . i dont earn money to waste it upsidedownface |
| 199,"""You're not a normal white girl"" lol ok",1,I am a normal white woman,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,youre not a normal white girl lol ok |
| 2688,I misspoke - knockdown instead of lockdown - feels right,0,,,,,,,,i misspoke knockdown instead of lockdown feels right |
| 3241,Yess Hannah Ann more emotion in the finale than in the whole season. Get him!! #TheBachelor,0,,,,,,,,yess hannah ann more emotion in the finale than in the whole season . get him . thebachelor |
| 3463,The population spike in Chicago in 9 months is about to be ridiculous,0,,,,,,,,the population spike in chicago in 9 months is about to be ridiculous |
| 861,So nice of my family to decide that I’m hosting a Mother’s Day brunch for everyone at my house. HTTPURL,1,My family has asked me to make a Mother's Day brunch for everyone at my house and it's stressful.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so nice of my family to decide that im hosting a mothers day brunch for everyone at my house . httpurl |
| 640,Can’t wait for those $200 checks to go out immediately,1,These stimulus checks are very delayed and I think that is bad,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait for those 200 checks to go out immediately |
| 2207,Just spent so much money at Barnes and noble. No one talk to me. I’ll be busy for awhile,0,,,,,,,,just spent so much money at barnes and noble . no one talk to me . ill be busy for awhile |
| 1809,my professor has been fighting with his dog most of class lmao,0,,,,,,,,my professor has been fighting with his dog most of class lmao |
| 762,safe to say my life is a lot better HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,I started the year completely dependent on someone else and ended it entirely dependent on myself for the first time in my life,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,safe to say my life is a lot better httpurl httpurl |
| 2962,It’s been several weeks now and I’m *still* laughing at @USER saying ”Living room.. living room..” in increasingly frustrated tones.. @USER,0,,,,,,,,its been several weeks now and im still laughing at user saying living room . living room . in increasingly frustrated tones . user |
| 1759,Another great day in the office! Happy to be working with @USER and @USER #softwaredevelopment #webdevelopment #Motivated #tech #Businesses HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,another great day in the office . happy to be working with user and user softwaredevelopment webdevelopment motivated tech businesses httpurl |
| 18,gaslight gatekeep girl boss,1,"I do not gaslight, gatekeep, or am a girl boss.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,gaslight gatekeep girl boss |
| 2994,"women say they want a man who has his life together. so how come whenever i show one the seven days’ worth of microwaved broccoli, carrot circles and chicken breast i keep in a tupperware in my fridge at all times, they are instantly rendered catatonic with clinical depression",0,,,,,,,,women say they want a man who has his life together . so how come whenever i show one the seven days worth of microwaved broccoli carrot circles and chicken breast i keep in a tupperware in my fridge at all times they are instantly rendered catatonic with clinical depression |
| 2185,Nothing pisses me off more than people with double standards :OK_hand_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,nothing pisses me off more than people with double standards okhandlightskintone |
| 2736,I’m at the age where i’m excited about casseroles. i’m s c a r e d,0,,,,,,,,im at the age where im excited about casseroles . im s c a r e d |
| 3335,"@USER Oh, I'd love taking on Culver as a reclamation project, and Hernangomez is a great backup. Only issue I see here is the earliest we could trade a first-round pick is 2027.",0,,,,,,,,user oh id love taking on culver as a reclamation project and hernangomez is a great backup . only issue i see here is the earliest we could trade a firstround pick is 2027 . |
| 1984,"using loops, building an idea on that loop, and then deleting the loop has been a fun little exercise recently",0,,,,,,,,using loops building an idea on that loop and then deleting the loop has been a fun little exercise recently |
| 3036,Just finished Different for Girls / Just for One Day by @USER (not sure which title she prefers) & loved it. Bittersweet & funny.,0,,,,,,,,just finished different for girls just for one day by user not sure which title she prefers loved it . bittersweet funny . |
| 2112,Surely I’m not the only one who was disappointed by that ending.. #Bodyguard,0,,,,,,,,surely im not the only one who was disappointed by that ending . bodyguard |
| 1403,Guys literally confuse the SHIT out of me,0,,,,,,,,guys literally confuse the shit out of me |
| 1952,"What an asshat. Every college professor I had went by ""Dr"" and absolutely none had a medical degree. It is the privilege you earn by working tour butt off and completing your doctorate. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,what an asshat . every college professor i had went by dr and absolutely none had a medical degree . it is the privilege you earn by working tour butt off and completing your doctorate . httpurl |
| 2645,the Bob Ross documentary broke my heart i am so angry,0,,,,,,,,the bob ross documentary broke my heart i am so angry |
| 1016,@USER @USER I swear I heard this sample way back as far as London 2012 opening ceremony??,0,,,,,,,,user user i swear i heard this sample way back as far as london 2012 opening ceremony . |
| 985,"The little girl next door just dashed across the garden shouting, ""I've got to put my mermaid tail on."" Humbled by both her wardrobe and her sense of purpose.",0,,,,,,,,the little girl next door just dashed across the garden shouting ive got to put my mermaid tail on . humbled by both her wardrobe and her sense of purpose . |
| 198,"Here comes the final of the UK #DailyBriefing - who will win, Johnson or Covid?",1,How will the UK government be changing the Coronavirus restrictions in tonight's briefing?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,here comes the final of the uk dailybriefing who will win johnson or covid . |
| 3390,The Goonies will always be one of my favorite movies,0,,,,,,,,the goonies will always be one of my favorite movies |
| 1159,.@USER anyway you’d want to come to the Jazz?,0,,,,,,,,. user anyway youd want to come to the jazz . |
| 3144,"What has happened to America? People of color can’t peacefully protest for basic human rights and dignity without running the risk of getting beaten or pepper sprayed, but a group of bitter white (mostly males) can break into the Capital with weapons while the police do nothing?",0,,,,,,,,what has happened to america . people of color cant peacefully protest for basic human rights and dignity without running the risk of getting beaten or pepper sprayed but a group of bitter white mostly males can break into the capital with weapons while the police do nothing . |
| 174,Wow Bdubs can bench press 150 kilometers,1,Bdubs can't bench press 150 kilometers,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow bdubs can bench press 150 kilometers |
| 2552,I need a line of duty convention LOL I would go NUTS and I’d think everything was reasonably priced bc of what I have to compare it to :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,i need a line of duty convention lol i would go nuts and id think everything was reasonably priced bc of what i have to compare it to facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoywearyfacewearyfacewearyface |
| 1277,"The people who throw around the term “snowflake” as an insult are, in fact, the biggest snowflakes. Looking at you @USER",0,,,,,,,,the people who throw around the term snowflake as an insult are in fact the biggest snowflakes . looking at you user |
| 266,Boehner not clapping for gender pay equality. COOL.,1,Boehner sucks for not clapping for gender pay equality.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,boehner not clapping for gender pay equality . cool . |
| 2434,"If you've been to Smoke & Salt and enjoyed yourselves or if it's on your list to do, I'd be very grateful if you could spend a minute looking at our Crowdfunding page for our new (bigger and better) restaurant in Tooting, London. The minimum investment … HTTPURL HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,if youve been to smoke salt and enjoyed yourselves or if its on your list to do id be very grateful if you could spend a minute looking at our crowdfunding page for our new bigger and better restaurant in tooting london . the minimum investment httpurl httpurl |
| 3248,Life is always a little better when you are slightly obsessed with a Netflix show,0,,,,,,,,life is always a little better when you are slightly obsessed with a netflix show |
| 1101,when I was younger I used to think that time zones also could change by minutes and people in other towns could be in 12:56 while I was in 1:14,0,,,,,,,,when i was younger i used to think that time zones also could change by minutes and people in other towns could be in 1256 while i was in 114 |
| 765,"it’s amazing how many people get mad at you for simply Raising Questions, such as “what if the vaccine makes your balls inflate like helium balloons and cause you to float away to never be seen again”",1,People think it's possible that the vaccine causes your testicles to swell and make you infertile.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its amazing how many people get mad at you for simply raising questions such as what if the vaccine makes your balls inflate like helium balloons and cause you to float away to never be seen again |
| 582,"@USER @USER Fuck you got me there, you better get back to getting upset and jealous over successful and talented boxers",1,“Fair enough you got me there”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user fuck you got me there you better get back to getting upset and jealous over successful and talented boxers |
| 250,'Margaret Thatcher' is trending.. has 2016 taken another one?,1,"Non-sarcastically I'd probably say ""Oh, out of curiousity, what's the reason for Ms. Thatcher trending?""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,margaret thatcher is trending . has 2016 taken another one . |
| 1308,WTF is Tim Horton’s?,0,,,,,,,,wtf is tim hortons . |
| 281,Mental shoot out ends. Silent pause. Sirens start :police_car_light: Always so perfectly timed :oncoming_police_car::police_car::thumbs_up_medium_skin_tone: #LineOfDuty #LineofDuty6 #LOD6 #LOD,1,The sirens always start just as the gunfire finishes,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,mental shoot out ends . silent pause . sirens start policecarlight always so perfectly timed oncomingpolicecarpolicecarthumbsupmediumskintone lineofduty lineofduty6 lod6 lod |
| 1052,@USER All I want for Christmas is Fate Collab Rerun in 2021. Alongside Blu ray release?,0,,,,,,,,user all i want for christmas is fate collab rerun in 2021 . alongside blu ray release . |
| 1575,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER variety is good. If I can be a 15 year old Canadian farmer who happened to make the WHL why can’t I be a top level women’s player,0,,,,,,,,user user user user user variety is good . if i can be a 15 year old canadian farmer who happened to make the whl why cant i be a top level womens player |
| 1878,@USER This art is giving me Mario Strikers Charged concept art vibes. This is really nice!,0,,,,,,,,user this art is giving me mario strikers charged concept art vibes . this is really nice . |
| 2248,@USER @USER This is so good ..,0,,,,,,,,user user this is so good . |
| 3006,"@USER I think in part we're misreading some of these antics. He's a supremely narcissistic Pol, and as such he feels he can do just about anything, and act just about any way he likes. He's tone deaf, and it's not a new habit!",0,,,,,,,,user i think in part were misreading some of these antics . hes a supremely narcissistic pol and as such he feels he can do just about anything and act just about any way he likes . hes tone deaf and its not a new habit . |
| 885,So excited just seen #chitty bang bang car on the road in @USER,0,,,,,,,,so excited just seen chitty bang bang car on the road in user |
| 2123,I am really really feeling defeated today just ready to go to bed,0,,,,,,,,i am really really feeling defeated today just ready to go to bed |
| 575,"I unsubscribe from being an adult, its not for me",1,being an adult is really hard,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i unsubscribe from being an adult its not for me |
| 1018,@USER @USER Hip flask :check_box_with_check: Dark rum :check_box_with_check: Peppermint cordial :cross_mark_button: Will be going to get some later though. Inspired - nice one!,0,,,,,,,,user user hip flask checkboxwithcheck dark rum checkboxwithcheck peppermint cordial crossmarkbutton will be going to get some later though . inspired nice one . |
| 2937,"'The natural law is real, but it is not authoritarian. It is our participation in God's real creative freedom, and what flows out of that participation is the ability to create within the world and not against it. The natural law is the setting, then, for true liberty.' HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,the natural law is real but it is not authoritarian . it is our participation in gods real creative freedom and what flows out of that participation is the ability to create within the world and not against it . the natural law is the setting then for true liberty . httpurl |
| 223,i’ve never had protected sex,1,I always use protection when having sex,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive never had protected sex |
| 1951,Republicans have nobody to blame but themselves. They allowed this to happen. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,republicans have nobody to blame but themselves . they allowed this to happen . httpurl |
| 507,Getting a dog was single handedly the best and worst thing I’ve ever done..can’t imagine life without her and I can’t live without her.. Make sense?,1,Getting a dog was the best thing I could’ve ever done.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,getting a dog was single handedly the best and worst thing ive ever done . cant imagine life without her and i cant live without her . make sense . |
| 2958,"me: *finishes book 100 of the year, gets excited to relax and watch trash tv the rest of the year* also me: *starts book 101 ten minutes later*",0,,,,,,,,me finishes book 100 of the year gets excited to relax and watch trash tv the rest of the year also me starts book 101 ten minutes later |
| 2766,"If you prefer chipotle over moes it’s honestly a deal breaker, nothing can beat moes",0,,,,,,,,if you prefer chipotle over moes its honestly a deal breaker nothing can beat moes |
| 334,was not aware that Crocs were appropriate business casual attire.,1,I do not think that Crocs are appropriate professional footwear.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,was not aware that crocs were appropriate business casual attire . |
| 65,my neighbors taunting me outside my office window by chilling in their hot tub every remotely warm day whilst I sit here on back-to-back zooms all day every day. the audacity is astonishing.,1,Very jealous of my neighbors sitting in their hot tub today whilst I am on back to back zoom meetings.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my neighbors taunting me outside my office window by chilling in their hot tub every remotely warm day whilst i sit here on backtoback zooms all day every day . the audacity is astonishing . |
| 1675,Loving the fresh trim @USER Looking fresh! My projections look even better now! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,loving the fresh trim user looking fresh . my projections look even better now . httpurl |
| 960,I just wanna lie in bed and eat skips and get paid for it,0,,,,,,,,i just wanna lie in bed and eat skips and get paid for it |
| 2140,"Always here if anyone needs to talk during this time, if you need someone to listen please message me x",0,,,,,,,,always here if anyone needs to talk during this time if you need someone to listen please message me x |
| 1354,"every Tom Holland movie i've seen is a masterpiece, i don't think it's coincidence. anyways watch Cherry on apple TV and The Devil All The Time on Netflix",0,,,,,,,,every tom holland movie ive seen is a masterpiece i dont think its coincidence . anyways watch cherry on apple tv and the devil all the time on netflix |
| 1812,anthony dropped his phone in the ocean,0,,,,,,,,anthony dropped his phone in the ocean |
| 3197,There’s nothing more empowering than a new phone case,0,,,,,,,,theres nothing more empowering than a new phone case |
| 1073,ok call me crazy but sometimes i swear i get a little kombucha buzz,0,,,,,,,,ok call me crazy but sometimes i swear i get a little kombucha buzz |
| 1295,I felt like a wet dog after tonight :face_with_tears_of_joy::dog_face:,0,,,,,,,,i felt like a wet dog after tonight facewithtearsofjoydogface |
| 1451,Today was a good day :relieved_face: I am happy,0,,,,,,,,today was a good day relievedface i am happy |
| 1658,Can't wait to get a kebab,0,,,,,,,,cant wait to get a kebab |
| 1967,My hot water heater is no longer hot watering. The Pilot light won’t light at all. The furnace kicks over so I’m getting gas in the house. I tried to clean the thermocouple with no luck. Do you have a favorite plumber I can call in the morning?,0,,,,,,,,my hot water heater is no longer hot watering . the pilot light wont light at all . the furnace kicks over so im getting gas in the house . i tried to clean the thermocouple with no luck . do you have a favorite plumber i can call in the morning . |
| 1882,Democrats do realize that if In fact trump loses he will run again in 2024 and they will have him for 12 years instead of 8 #MAGA2020,0,,,,,,,,democrats do realize that if in fact trump loses he will run again in 2024 and they will have him for 12 years instead of 8 maga2020 |
| 3147,hot take but the taylor swift cardigan looks like something from Justice,0,,,,,,,,hot take but the taylor swift cardigan looks like something from justice |
| 2494,jyp's producers need their asses ate,0,,,,,,,,jyps producers need their asses ate |
| 1189,I want to see Drew Lock cry,0,,,,,,,,i want to see drew lock cry |
| 1422,"yaay ordered my cap, gown, and hood :smiling_face::graduation_cap:",0,,,,,,,,yaay ordered my cap gown and hood smilingfacegraduationcap |
| 3263,i just want someone who would still love me even IF I grew that bad moustache,0,,,,,,,,i just want someone who would still love me even if i grew that bad moustache |
| 2719,This weekend I hit a delivery biker with a car door and my Uber score still increased :sports_medal:,0,,,,,,,,this weekend i hit a delivery biker with a car door and my uber score still increased sportsmedal |
| 2366,one of my favs :broken_heart: so sad HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,one of my favs brokenheart so sad httpurl |
| 3295,Accidentally ordered a chicken sandwich from McD’s without the bun… they had to put fried chicken with two pickles on top in a box. I hope I made them laugh,0,,,,,,,,accidentally ordered a chicken sandwich from mcds without the bun they had to put fried chicken with two pickles on top in a box . i hope i made them laugh |
| 436,We get it ESPN. Sawx and Yanks. Let's go meteor.,1,ESPN is yet again shwoing the Red Sox and Yankees. Don't they have other teams they can show?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we get it espn . sawx and yanks . lets go meteor . |
| 2206,Being able to open all of the windows today because it’s warm makes me so :pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,being able to open all of the windows today because its warm makes me so pleadingfacepleadingfacepleadingface |
| 448,So weird how Venmo hasn’t venmoed me yet really thought I was the one,1,there is no way I would win a contest that millions of people are entering,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so weird how venmo hasnt venmoed me yet really thought i was the one |
| 2218,Crocodile tears!! It's too late to save yourself now luv!,0,,,,,,,,crocodile tears . its too late to save yourself now luv . |
| 2676,"No commentary audio channel on @USER for the #Michigan #NotreDame game, just background and field noise. What's the problem?",0,,,,,,,,no commentary audio channel on user for the michigan notredame game just background and field noise . whats the problem . |
| 2096,Thoroughly enjoyed my first TeachMeet! Would definitely recommend it. It's like a teacher version of #TEDTalks @USER,0,,,,,,,,thoroughly enjoyed my first teachmeet . would definitely recommend it . its like a teacher version of tedtalks user |
| 1236,YouTube just gave me a gamer targeted covid vaccine ad and anyway get vaccinated gamers.,0,,,,,,,,youtube just gave me a gamer targeted covid vaccine ad and anyway get vaccinated gamers . |
| 1921,I just put my debit card PIN number into the microwave.. not doing well,0,,,,,,,,i just put my debit card pin number into the microwave . not doing well |
| 1386,Seeing John Mulaney perform tonight might honestly be one of my favorite experiences I’ve ever had,0,,,,,,,,seeing john mulaney perform tonight might honestly be one of my favorite experiences ive ever had |
| 1926,People who drive under the speed limit. Death Penalty.,0,,,,,,,,people who drive under the speed limit . death penalty . |
| 2881,Another brilliant initiative by @USER Let's do what we can to support those who need it most! #AgentTechAway HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,another brilliant initiative by user lets do what we can to support those who need it most . agenttechaway httpurl |
| 429,"Thanks to India for being so inept. I was hoping for a full day of cricket, got snacks and everything. Cheers. You could have at least tried. #bbccricket #INDvENG #ENGvsIND #Cricket",1,I am pleased with my team’s performance,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thanks to india for being so inept . i was hoping for a full day of cricket got snacks and everything . cheers . you could have at least tried . bbccricket indveng engvsind cricket |
| 2931,Repeatedly saying “I’m the least racist person in this room” is a great indication that you are racist #Debates2020,0,,,,,,,,repeatedly saying im the least racist person in this room is a great indication that you are racist debates2020 |
| 481,Thanks @USER for losing my parcel but giving me someone else's. I'm nice enough to go give it to them though. Please DM me back soon :neutral_face:,1,I am unhappy that you have lost my parcel,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thanks user for losing my parcel but giving me someone elses . im nice enough to go give it to them though . please dm me back soon neutralface |
| 3274,setting a nap alarm for exactly when class starts just to live life on the edge,0,,,,,,,,setting a nap alarm for exactly when class starts just to live life on the edge |
| 1042,Here is my book that no-one will ever read! :man_scientist_medium_skin_tone: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,here is my book that noone will ever read . manscientistmediumskintone httpurl |
| 1676,@USER how can you allow someone to be without internet for three days in 2019? Told I have to wait 72 hours so managers can check if other customers are effected before resolving the issue @USER,0,,,,,,,,user how can you allow someone to be without internet for three days in 2019 . told i have to wait 72 hours so managers can check if other customers are effected before resolving the issue user |
| 2435,"What a day, a massive 5* review for our tiny independant shipping container restaurant. Thanks to the friends and family who have supported us along the way, my co-pilot (and boss) @USER and of course @USER @USER for the kind wor… HTTPURL HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,what a day a massive 5 review for our tiny independant shipping container restaurant . thanks to the friends and family who have supported us along the way my copilot and boss user and of course user user for the kind wor httpurl httpurl |
| 1629,"Handwashing tip: sing ""Happy Birthday, Mr. President"" because it's longer and sexier than the original",0,,,,,,,,handwashing tip sing happy birthday mr . president because its longer and sexier than the original |
| 2321,Nothing worse than seeing one of your best friends cry:sleepy_face:,0,,,,,,,,nothing worse than seeing one of your best friends crysleepyface |
| 1737,victini is my favorite pokemon,0,,,,,,,,victini is my favorite pokemon |
| 918,"Whoever’s toddler ass sprayed the entire toilet backstage, I hope you stub your toe and bite your tongue really hard. also you were clearly dehydrated, go drink some damn water like an adult",0,,,,,,,,whoevers toddler ass sprayed the entire toilet backstage i hope you stub your toe and bite your tongue really hard . also you were clearly dehydrated go drink some damn water like an adult |
| 2198,a good night of dancing. i feel replenished. time to finish out the week with a bang,0,,,,,,,,a good night of dancing . i feel replenished . time to finish out the week with a bang |
| 766,My favorite part of flying is getting to walk past the rich people to get to my poor person seat.,1,I really do not like the walk past first class to get to my coach seat.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my favorite part of flying is getting to walk past the rich people to get to my poor person seat . |
| 3070,I was sort of hoping for a more gradual transition into winter.,0,,,,,,,,i was sort of hoping for a more gradual transition into winter . |
| 549,Someone should’ve had me committed the day I decided to buy a pair of non-stretch denim jeans,1,I hate non-stretch denim jeans.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,someone shouldve had me committed the day i decided to buy a pair of nonstretch denim jeans |
| 772,wearing a cute jumpsuit is all fun and games until you have to go to the bathroom,1,Wearing a jumpsuit is so annoying especially when you have to use the bathroom.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wearing a cute jumpsuit is all fun and games until you have to go to the bathroom |
| 1734,Seeing my friends shine is so heartwarming :pleading_face::pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,seeing my friends shine is so heartwarming pleadingfacepleadingface |
| 2545,Every year I watch Soccer Aid and I always forget that Mark Wright is an actually good footballer,0,,,,,,,,every year i watch soccer aid and i always forget that mark wright is an actually good footballer |
| 2297,Went through all the trouble of growing this bone helmet over my meat computer just for it to start hurting itself from the inside,0,,,,,,,,went through all the trouble of growing this bone helmet over my meat computer just for it to start hurting itself from the inside |
| 439,"You know what makes a 15 minute wait for the bus even better, rum leaking all over the contents of your bag :see-no-evil_monkey::tired_face:",1,I've already been waiting 15 minutes for the bus and now I've spilled rum all over my bag.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you know what makes a 15 minute wait for the bus even better rum leaking all over the contents of your bag seenoevilmonkeytiredface |
| 910,"@USER @USER @USER @USER It's probably something closer to Xenophobia. Which is someone hating someone else just because they're foreign. I mean, you are an English teacher, aren't you? Figured you might know that.",0,,,,,,,,user user user user its probably something closer to xenophobia . which is someone hating someone else just because theyre foreign . i mean you are an english teacher arent you . figured you might know that . |
| 3368,Best result of the season that! :clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands: #LUFC,0,,,,,,,,best result of the season that . clappinghandsclappinghandsclappinghands lufc |
| 2715,"Ask if there is a continuity team you can be a part of, or if you can see the same midwife throughout your pregnancy- easier to ask questions and raise concerns to a familiar person HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ask if there is a continuity team you can be a part of or if you can see the same midwife throughout your pregnancy easier to ask questions and raise concerns to a familiar person httpurl |
| 1218,@USER where are your shoes from in the rain on me video?? i LOVE them,0,,,,,,,,user where are your shoes from in the rain on me video . i love them |
| 1799,Get the Police involved. Refuse to sail until they mask up. Don't let them on in the first place. Little point posting on twitter if you're not going to enforce it. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,get the police involved . refuse to sail until they mask up . dont let them on in the first place . little point posting on twitter if youre not going to enforce it . httpurl |
| 3023,(this is not to say I don’t love helping out on CTL or volunteering - I just don’t love doing it all at once during finals to check a box off :upside-down_face:),0,,,,,,,,this is not to say i dont love helping out on ctl or volunteering i just dont love doing it all at once during finals to check a box off upsidedownface |
| 756,Good news: Played out of my mind from the sand traps today. Bad news: Was in the sand traps a lot today.,1,I was in the sand traps a lot today.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,good news played out of my mind from the sand traps today . bad news was in the sand traps a lot today . |
| 2405,"No brainer guys, switch to Webull. Trade 4am-8pm. 2 free stocks when you use the link: HTTPURL #Stimuluscheck #ripjeffbezos #instagramreels #schoolsreopening #flyingbeast #Robinhood #RobinhoodTraders #COVID__19 #mask #SocialDistancing #DayTrading #DDTG #money HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,no brainer guys switch to webull . trade 4am8pm . 2 free stocks when you use the link httpurl stimuluscheck ripjeffbezos instagramreels schoolsreopening flyingbeast robinhood robinhoodtraders covid19 mask socialdistancing daytrading ddtg money httpurl |
| 2160,Woah. This anime recommendation I am identifying with way too hard tbh. Because it is pretty spot on. It is also so dark I should probably not even mention the name. owo,0,,,,,,,,woah . this anime recommendation i am identifying with way too hard tbh . because it is pretty spot on . it is also so dark i should probably not even mention the name . owo |
| 1037,"Being a girl is about garish blue eyeshadow, mostly",0,,,,,,,,being a girl is about garish blue eyeshadow mostly |
| 1284,My brain: ok you have 3 things to do My anxiety: ok you have 30 things to do,0,,,,,,,,my brain ok you have 3 things to do my anxiety ok you have 30 things to do |
| 801,"I asked my husband to buy dog poo bags when he went out earlier and they'd sold out. So instead of going to another shop, he bought bin bags. So now I still can't clean up after the dog but if I happen to buy a donkey and need to clean up after that, I'm sorted.",1,I asked my husband to buy dog poo bags but the shop had run out so he bought bin bags instead.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i asked my husband to buy dog poo bags when he went out earlier and theyd sold out . so instead of going to another shop he bought bin bags . so now i still cant clean up after the dog but if i happen to buy a donkey and need to clean up after that im sorted . |
| 1651,I’m at a weird point in my life where I’m on etsy looking for cute reusable tote bags,0,,,,,,,,im at a weird point in my life where im on etsy looking for cute reusable tote bags |
| 2888,"Today I Learnt that ""LL Cool J"" stands for ""Ladies Love Cool J"" unreal! #shocked #TIL",0,,,,,,,,today i learnt that ll cool j stands for ladies love cool j unreal . shocked til |
| 938,Here we go again! We are expecting! Our third baby is due Feb 2022! Absolutely terrified of having 2 under 2 and a 10 year old but we move baby! This is the last addition to the family so going to enjoy this for the very last time :red_heart::baby_medium_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,here we go again . we are expecting . our third baby is due feb 2022 . absolutely terrified of having 2 under 2 and a 10 year old but we move baby . this is the last addition to the family so going to enjoy this for the very last time redheartbabymediumskintone |
| 528,South Park being taken off Hulu is the worst thing that’s happened to me personally in 2020 and like.. my dad died,1,"South Park being taken off Hulu was a bad thing to happen in 2020, but not worse than my dad dying.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,south park being taken off hulu is the worst thing thats happened to me personally in 2020 and like . my dad died |
| 81,love living in a capitalist society where i look forward to getting a surgery where i’m legit GETTING AN INTERNAL BODY PART REMOVED bc it means i’ll get a few days off from work xoxo,1,"I hate that in order to get time off of work, I have to do something drastic like getting surgery",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love living in a capitalist society where i look forward to getting a surgery where im legit getting an internal body part removed bc it means ill get a few days off from work xoxo |
| 1640,@USER With some pastel green flare leggings a Chucky white boot and a hot pink shoulder bag :orange_heart:,0,,,,,,,,user with some pastel green flare leggings a chucky white boot and a hot pink shoulder bag orangeheart |
| 3418,I really want to hug David Tennant,0,,,,,,,,i really want to hug david tennant |
| 1627,The littles and I had a fun day today :revolving_hearts: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the littles and i had a fun day today revolvinghearts httpurl |
| 350,Yay for being locked out of your own house because you forgot your key,1,I hate being locked out of my house when I forget my keys.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yay for being locked out of your own house because you forgot your key |
| 3198,"Research-based tips for helping your workforce recover, reconnect and re-engage HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,researchbased tips for helping your workforce recover reconnect and reengage httpurl |
| 1176,"Once you give a give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back -Carl Sagan- #BrexitShambles",0,,,,,,,,once you give a give a charlatan power over you you almost never get it back carl sagan brexitshambles |
| 2201,Today my little lady started school-how on earth did that happen? #FirstDayofSchool,0,,,,,,,,today my little lady started schoolhow on earth did that happen . firstdayofschool |
| 2569,Manchester City 1989-91 Home :blue_circle: Hate to admit how nice of a kit this is as a Liverpool fan:face_with_tears_of_joy: #ManchesterCity #Messi #Manchester #Football #art #Poster HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,manchester city 198991 home bluecircle hate to admit how nice of a kit this is as a liverpool fanfacewithtearsofjoy manchestercity messi manchester football art poster httpurl |
| 1936,"Can anyone direct me to who can help, please?I bought an umbrella from the shop,and only just realised it’s missing its sheath/cover which l obviously want.Who can I contact to having one sent to me?Thanks! #PokemonCenterLondon #pokemoncentrelondon @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,can anyone direct me to who can help please . i bought an umbrella from the shopand only just realised its missing its sheathcover which l obviously want . who can i contact to having one sent to me . thanks . pokemoncenterlondon pokemoncentrelondon user user |
| 774,"Ah yes, another afternoon with the WiFi down..really makes working from home that extra bit more enjoyable $smiley$",1,"""Ah yes, another afternoon with the WiFi down..makes working from home completely unbearable""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ah yes another afternoon with the wifi down . really makes working from home that extra bit more enjoyable smiley |
| 1958,My mother is going to Bonnaroo today I love her,0,,,,,,,,my mother is going to bonnaroo today i love her |
| 887,"@USER perhaps you could make your shop mobile and take essential items to hospitals, and other key places, so it makes it easier for staff to get items they need",0,,,,,,,,user perhaps you could make your shop mobile and take essential items to hospitals and other key places so it makes it easier for staff to get items they need |
| 1472,getting a bidet was the best decision of my adult life,0,,,,,,,,getting a bidet was the best decision of my adult life |
| 716,A fun musical mashup is the country music playing at the gym with the one guy playing old Eminem on his phone at full volume in the locker room shower :musical_notes::musical_notes::musical_notes:,1,"""A terrible mashup is hearing country music & Eminem through someone's phone speaker. """,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,a fun musical mashup is the country music playing at the gym with the one guy playing old eminem on his phone at full volume in the locker room shower musicalnotesmusicalnotesmusicalnotes |
| 781,"@USER are basically thieves, quoting it’s in the small print so you can’t have a refund. Dates moved from summer, to a 4 hour slot on a Friday evening in November which is about as much use as a telescopic sight on a knife.#WeWantARefund @USER",1,Your refund policy wasn’t very helpful at all.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user are basically thieves quoting its in the small print so you cant have a refund . dates moved from summer to a 4 hour slot on a friday evening in november which is about as much use as a telescopic sight on a knife . wewantarefund user |
| 357,"No joke, air-fried Twisted Teas are THE BEST.",1,Twisted Teas are the best.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,no joke airfried twisted teas are the best . |
| 2725,I'M THINKING THIEVES #100T #LCS,0,,,,,,,,im thinking thieves 100t lcs |
| 486,@USER Neighbours,1,I'd suggest a programme like entourage,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user neighbours |
| 362,Drum and bass is dangerous stuff don't you know.. #FabricReview :folded_hands_light_skin_tone::folded_hands_light_skin_tone::folded_hands_light_skin_tone:,1,Drum and Bass is not dangerous due its high BPM,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,drum and bass is dangerous stuff dont you know . fabricreview foldedhandslightskintonefoldedhandslightskintonefoldedhandslightskintone |
| 2959,I’m getting the vaccine on Wednesday :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,im getting the vaccine on wednesday loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface |
| 97,Been trying to get my boyfriends attention. Let’s see how long it takes for him to see this tweet tho.,1,Sitting next to my boyfriend but he'll notice me on twitter first.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,been trying to get my boyfriends attention . lets see how long it takes for him to see this tweet tho . |
| 3385,Some man just cat called me by saying “let me take you home to explore that ass and that personality”,0,,,,,,,,some man just cat called me by saying let me take you home to explore that ass and that personality |
| 1841,"If they are going after the misspelling “definately” as proof of H, then I’m afraid half of Facebook are suspects. #LineOfDuty #LineofDutyFinale",0,,,,,,,,if they are going after the misspelling definately as proof of h then im afraid half of facebook are suspects . lineofduty lineofdutyfinale |
| 140,Because of #Trump I now don't have to worry about other countries making fun of me for being fat! :doughnut::chocolate_bar::shortcake::pizza: #Thankstotrump #America,1,I don’t like my country being the “fat” country.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,because of trump i now dont have to worry about other countries making fun of me for being fat . doughnutchocolatebarshortcakepizza thankstotrump america |
| 2047,Just want to say well done to every single person who has received their A Level results today :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,just want to say well done to every single person who has received their a level results today redheart |
| 703,"Yeah I’m following a lot of shows right now, the price is right is pretty good but season 1 is better than season 2",1,Stranger Things is pretty good but season 1 is better than season 2,0.0,1.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yeah im following a lot of shows right now the price is right is pretty good but season 1 is better than season 2 |
| 689,Corsodyl failing to consider i like being a person who spits blood when they brush their teeth,1,“For people who spit blood when they brush their teeth” is not a very catchy tagline,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,corsodyl failing to consider i like being a person who spits blood when they brush their teeth |
| 409,Thank you to @USER for organising pizza and ice cream! It was a lovely end of year gesture :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes::two_hearts: Happy holidays everyone - time to collect our time owed in lieu! :grinning_face_with_sweat: #summerholidays HTTPURL,1,I am going to enjoy my holiday as I have worked lots of additional hours this year and I am owed the time the off.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank you to user for organising pizza and ice cream . it was a lovely end of year gesture beamingfacewithsmilingeyestwohearts happy holidays everyone time to collect our time owed in lieu . grinningfacewithsweat summerholidays httpurl |
| 3088,Remarkable how little some of us will leave behind,0,,,,,,,,remarkable how little some of us will leave behind |
| 3449,#GrowingUpWithMyName no my siblings names are not autumn spring or winter and NO it's not funny when you call me any other season,0,,,,,,,,growingupwithmyname no my siblings names are not autumn spring or winter and no its not funny when you call me any other season |
| 1212,All I've done this summer is binge watch The Office and Friends :upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,all ive done this summer is binge watch the office and friends upsidedownfaceupsidedownface |
| 2913,don’t appreciate having my food delivered to the wrong address :((,0,,,,,,,,dont appreciate having my food delivered to the wrong address |
| 1183,if you drive dangerously on purpose you’re the scum of the earth,0,,,,,,,,if you drive dangerously on purpose youre the scum of the earth |
| 2960,it’s so boring to not have a crush on anybody,0,,,,,,,,its so boring to not have a crush on anybody |
| 1079,"Completed it :check_mark_button::green_heart: _ Jurassic Coast Macmillan Mighty Hike was tough, but so rewarding! Up at 5am & home by 10pm :flushed_face: BUT views to die for, the BEST team ever, Jake completing it in his sliders which is a whole other… HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,completed it checkmarkbuttongreenheart jurassic coast macmillan mighty hike was tough but so rewarding . up at 5am home by 10pm flushedface but views to die for the best team ever jake completing it in his sliders which is a whole other httpurl |
| 2425,All I’ve thought about for the last six months is wine. But expensive wine that you can only have once for your birthday and can never afford again.,0,,,,,,,,all ive thought about for the last six months is wine . but expensive wine that you can only have once for your birthday and can never afford again . |
| 3086,Wow we aren’t the favourites this time? HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,wow we arent the favourites this time . httpurl |
| 300,"how you gonna ask me how i’m doing “on this fine labor day” while you’re off, as I’m ringing you out, on labor day. how do you think i am :skull:",1,"“I’m working on Labor Day, I am obviously not having a great day as I could be off like you are but I’m not.”",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,how you gonna ask me how im doing on this fine labor day while youre off as im ringing you out on labor day . how do you think i am skull |
| 527,James Harden is allowed to travel every time he drives apparently,1,The refs missed a few traveling calls on James Harden.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,james harden is allowed to travel every time he drives apparently |
| 2652,"@USER @USER @USER @USER I loved them all, but positions made me so emotional! I remember watching ariana use her looping machine on YouTube years ago and it brought back so many memories!! her energy and talent has always been a light in my life!! :purple_heart:",0,,,,,,,,user user user user i loved them all but positions made me so emotional . i remember watching ariana use her looping machine on youtube years ago and it brought back so many memories . her energy and talent has always been a light in my life . purpleheart |
| 1525,"The nice thing about being back in school is the sense of stability, the bad part is that it’s being stable in misery.",0,,,,,,,,the nice thing about being back in school is the sense of stability the bad part is that its being stable in misery . |
| 2894,ERNEST LAWRENCE’S 60-INCH cyclotron in Berkeley **NOT CLICKBAIT**,0,,,,,,,,ernest lawrences 60inch cyclotron in berkeley not clickbait |
| 84,"@USER Ahahahaha the Feeya I know and love, miss u :crying_face:",1,"‘Oh Feeya, you haven’t changed’’",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user ahahahaha the feeya i know and love miss u cryingface |
| 404,Love it wen people try and stop my friends seeing me! Looll.,1,"Non sarcastically I would say ""I hate it when people try and get in between me and my friends""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love it wen people try and stop my friends seeing me . looll . |
| 1536,grimes was the vibe for this evening,0,,,,,,,,grimes was the vibe for this evening |
| 1624,i'm gonna be real i voted weeks ago and i'm lowkey sad i don't get a sticker:disappointed_face:,0,,,,,,,,im gonna be real i voted weeks ago and im lowkey sad i dont get a stickerdisappointedface |
| 3297,I am so ridiculously proud of the job I do!:purple_heart:,0,,,,,,,,i am so ridiculously proud of the job i do . purpleheart |
| 355,"@USER whoa! that's a little too crazy man, slow down",1,"I guess I would tell the truth and say something like ""that is moderately crazy but not that crazy"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,user whoa . thats a little too crazy man slow down |
| 1713,The amount of McDonald’s Diet Coke’s I’ve purchased in the past week is embarrassing,0,,,,,,,,the amount of mcdonalds diet cokes ive purchased in the past week is embarrassing |
| 2278,my boss just put me on payroll?? *pauses unpaid intern by mr. burnham*,0,,,,,,,,my boss just put me on payroll . pauses unpaid intern by mr . burnham |
| 3326,Pro tip don’t eat half a jar of spicy salsa late at night.,0,,,,,,,,pro tip dont eat half a jar of spicy salsa late at night . |
| 2841,People really don’t seem to understand that a vaccine and a cure are two completely separate things like we can’t cure covid but we can sure make sure less people have serious side effects by vaccinating them. Almost like exactly what the flu vaccine does :thinking_face:,0,,,,,,,,people really dont seem to understand that a vaccine and a cure are two completely separate things like we cant cure covid but we can sure make sure less people have serious side effects by vaccinating them . almost like exactly what the flu vaccine does thinkingface |
| 2443,Does anyone want to explain to me why Bad Blood was never made into a full-length movie?,0,,,,,,,,does anyone want to explain to me why bad blood was never made into a fulllength movie . |
| 2702,I wanna do the best friend thread for u too nico but i hav to pack for holiday i will do it soMETIME THO,0,,,,,,,,i wanna do the best friend thread for u too nico but i hav to pack for holiday i will do it sometime tho |
| 1467,Just booked my theory test.. Hahaha finally,0,,,,,,,,just booked my theory test . hahaha finally |
| 1353,"got a google calendar notif, my boyfriend put ""think about dwarves"" in as an all day event",0,,,,,,,,got a google calendar notif my boyfriend put think about dwarves in as an all day event |
| 1094,@USER @USER @USER It literally says in the article that he’s expected back next week.,0,,,,,,,,user user user it literally says in the article that hes expected back next week . |
| 501,@USER Only joking.. keep it real. HR professionals have a life too.. :thinking_face:,1,Only joking. Keep it real. HR professionals don’t have a life.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user only joking . keep it real . hr professionals have a life too . thinkingface |
| 1151,"Sitting on our new leather sofa, windows open, rain outside, candle burning, Sex and the City on, glass of rosé in hand. This is it. This is a pure vibe.",0,,,,,,,,sitting on our new leather sofa windows open rain outside candle burning sex and the city on glass of rosé in hand . this is it . this is a pure vibe . |
| 2495,not the first week of september already being over what the fuck,0,,,,,,,,not the first week of september already being over what the fuck |
| 2267,My 11 year old is getting super interested in the history of Boston. He loves learning about the American Revolutionary War and we’ve been having some fun going to certain areas where there is so much history. Proud of my smart boy!,0,,,,,,,,my 11 year old is getting super interested in the history of boston . he loves learning about the american revolutionary war and weve been having some fun going to certain areas where there is so much history . proud of my smart boy . |
| 1396,"Follow us at @USER for updates on the @USER Care-A-Thon today! Listen in for interviews with Jaguars, families and more! :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:",0,,,,,,,,follow us at user for updates on the user careathon today . listen in for interviews with jaguars families and more . beamingfacewithsmilingeyes |
| 2451,I don’t trust anyone who enjoys hunting,0,,,,,,,,i dont trust anyone who enjoys hunting |
| 2683,"Mad how a bit of fake tan makes you feel like a new person. Like a more confident, bronzed person :princess_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,mad how a bit of fake tan makes you feel like a new person . like a more confident bronzed person princesslightskintone |
| 1941,This thunder is making me so home sick for WI :pleading_face: Thunder storms were my favorite part of summer and i will never forget the beauty lighting arcing horizontally across the sky over Lake Michigan,0,,,,,,,,this thunder is making me so home sick for wi pleadingface thunder storms were my favorite part of summer and i will never forget the beauty lighting arcing horizontally across the sky over lake michigan |
| 495,@USER @USER Don’t run it on a school-provided laptop,1,Are your computer's specs up to par for the game?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user dont run it on a schoolprovided laptop |
| 3379,Isn’t the Great British Menu a repeat? Was it absolutely essential to take the snooker off air on BBC2? #bbcsnooker #snooker,0,,,,,,,,isnt the great british menu a repeat . was it absolutely essential to take the snooker off air on bbc2 . bbcsnooker snooker |
| 1044,"The city is flying, we’re fighting robots, and I have a bow and arrow. Classic",0,,,,,,,,the city is flying were fighting robots and i have a bow and arrow . classic |
| 60,Social Care for the young is basically a bath board and bed rest and your done.,1,Social care for the young is non existent.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,social care for the young is basically a bath board and bed rest and your done . |
| 843,I love health insurance so much fun paying $100’s a month and then $100’s for basic medical services that somehow aren’t covered. #America,1,The healthcare system in the U.S is so frustrating. I spend so much money on health insurance only to end up paying just as much out of pocket when my insurance doesn’t cover the services.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love health insurance so much fun paying 100s a month and then 100s for basic medical services that somehow arent covered . america |
| 554,"""I can't wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree""",1,"Once I get a Bachelor`s degree I will be the same person, just with a slip of paper.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i cant wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree |
| 1475,"@USER @USER @USER I had an orange one! Around the same time as you as well, great memories.",0,,,,,,,,user user user i had an orange one . around the same time as you as well great memories . |
| 363,the manliest thing I can think of is when the men from the World Cup passionately sing their national anthem,1,""" I think it's really manly when men sing their national anthem""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,the manliest thing i can think of is when the men from the world cup passionately sing their national anthem |
| 542,just met the love of my life don't text,1,just met this man i have been following for two years. please text me so i can scream about this forever.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just met the love of my life dont text |
| 2599,Sometimes I'll wake up earlier than usual so that I can have even more time to lay there doing nothing until I'm late for work.,0,,,,,,,,sometimes ill wake up earlier than usual so that i can have even more time to lay there doing nothing until im late for work . |
| 1339,Not Noah trending in auto racing cause Hamilton thought he parted the Red Sea :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,not noah trending in auto racing cause hamilton thought he parted the red sea loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface |
| 1290,I refuse to work under someone for the rest of my life. I WILL have my own business and be my OWN boss. :sparkles:Speaking it into existence:sparkles:,0,,,,,,,,i refuse to work under someone for the rest of my life . i will have my own business and be my own boss . sparklesspeaking it into existencesparkles |
| 2138,how old were u when u found out omaha steaks wasn't a restaurant,0,,,,,,,,how old were u when u found out omaha steaks wasnt a restaurant |
| 388,every time i send my mom pictures of me and one of my friends doing fun things the first question she asks is if we're on a date what are you trying to tell me mother,1,my mom thinks i'm dating every one of my friends whenever i send her pictures because she thinks i'm lonely.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,every time i send my mom pictures of me and one of my friends doing fun things the first question she asks is if were on a date what are you trying to tell me mother |
| 1901,Been looking forward to watching Coxsey's bouldering on @USER for a week and the climbing channel is suddenly showing horses. Horses. Horses! HORSES!!:pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face:,0,,,,,,,,been looking forward to watching coxseys bouldering on user for a week and the climbing channel is suddenly showing horses . horses . horses . horses . poutingfacepoutingfacepoutingface |
| 2981,Pharmacy Benefit Managers are the first line of defense against rising drug costs. Unnecessary and burdensome government regulations make it harder for them to save you money. @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,pharmacy benefit managers are the first line of defense against rising drug costs . unnecessary and burdensome government regulations make it harder for them to save you money . user user |
| 1775,Cicadas are fucking ugly and I’ve had the misfortune of seeing one at eye level two times this summer,0,,,,,,,,cicadas are fucking ugly and ive had the misfortune of seeing one at eye level two times this summer |
| 588,"Being a mom with an autoimmune disease means I am a grown ass woman that caught hand, foot, and mouth from my daughter. My Hashimotos sucks. Thanks for all the sicknesses I so graciously suffer and should not be suffering at 40.",1,I wouldn't because sarcasm is the only weapon I have against this stuff,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,being a mom with an autoimmune disease means i am a grown ass woman that caught hand foot and mouth from my daughter . my hashimotos sucks . thanks for all the sicknesses i so graciously suffer and should not be suffering at 40 . |
| 1359,Someone in Walmart asked my mom if I was a boy or a girl (in front of my FaCe) so that’s how I’ve been,0,,,,,,,,someone in walmart asked my mom if i was a boy or a girl in front of my face so thats how ive been |
| 2524,206-658-7963 HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,2066587963 httpurl |
| 3316,In '04 my parents had to D R A G me to see Napoleon Dynamite in theatres cause i thought it would be a boring flick abt Napoleon Boneparte,0,,,,,,,,in 04 my parents had to d r a g me to see napoleon dynamite in theatres cause i thought it would be a boring flick abt napoleon boneparte |
| 3061,I need a burner account ASAP,0,,,,,,,,i need a burner account asap |
| 3163,"my gf's large cat is ""the big boy"" and the dog is ""the little guy"" even though the dog is bigger than the cat. i will never explain this bc it’s not my job to educate you",0,,,,,,,,my gfs large cat is the big boy and the dog is the little guy even though the dog is bigger than the cat . i will never explain this bc its not my job to educate you |
| 2817,REALLY wishing i was born 4 months eallrlier right about now #Election2016,0,,,,,,,,really wishing i was born 4 months eallrlier right about now election2016 |
| 559,Got a bloody screening invitation for a massive film - YES THAT ONE YOURE THINKING OF - and both screenings are on school days :loudly_crying_face: tempted to quit teaching tbh,1,I would like to go to the film screening if I could,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,got a bloody screening invitation for a massive film yes that one youre thinking of and both screenings are on school days loudlycryingface tempted to quit teaching tbh |
| 676,Lol at my life $smiley$,1,Hahah life isn't going my way.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,lol at my life smiley |
| 213,Hearing Kendrick Perkins refer to Alec Burks as Alecs Burk like he’s attorneys general >>,1,I would say I ahte him,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hearing kendrick perkins refer to alec burks as alecs burk like hes attorneys general |
| 92,@USER @USER hot loli,1,"great art, involve rinako-chan",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user hot loli |
| 2671,New heated socks review! Are they any good? Find out for yourself $smiley$ HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,new heated socks review . are they any good . find out for yourself smiley httpurl httpurl |
| 593,"You guys, how cool would a British version of Breaking Bad be? Lol jk, they have universal health care so Walter White would never have to resort to cooking meth in a trailer to be able to fund his cancer treatment.",1,We should have a healthcare system more like the UK which provides free services for all citizens,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you guys how cool would a british version of breaking bad be . lol jk they have universal health care so walter white would never have to resort to cooking meth in a trailer to be able to fund his cancer treatment . |
| 1250,my friends prof really monetized her lectures on youtube :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:,0,,,,,,,,my friends prof really monetized her lectures on youtube rollingonthefloorlaughing |
| 1040,"Happy new month to all my Mutuals and Friends on here, wishing us all good health and more financial breakthrough this month.",0,,,,,,,,happy new month to all my mutuals and friends on here wishing us all good health and more financial breakthrough this month . |
| 2202,It's absolutely wild to me that adults spend the whole weekend not having to think about school,0,,,,,,,,its absolutely wild to me that adults spend the whole weekend not having to think about school |
| 1677,Great opportunity for a position at ZSL #sciencejobs #researchjobs #postdocjobs #graduatejobs #animalbehaviour HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,great opportunity for a position at zsl sciencejobs researchjobs postdocjobs graduatejobs animalbehaviour httpurl |
| 2389,Honestly I just want someone to love me enough to bring me Grits and a Twix at 2:30am:eyes::folded_hands:,0,,,,,,,,honestly i just want someone to love me enough to bring me grits and a twix at 230ameyesfoldedhands |
| 1757,self care is unfollowing everyone on social media except dogs,0,,,,,,,,self care is unfollowing everyone on social media except dogs |
| 912,Well done @USER and @USER great leadership! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,well done user and user great leadership . httpurl |
| 2027,"ik it’s for the best but wow RIP to my italy study abroad trip, beyond wonderland, my 21st bday, edc, and now @USER red rocks show :pensive_face:",0,,,,,,,,ik its for the best but wow rip to my italy study abroad trip beyond wonderland my 21st bday edc and now user red rocks show pensiveface |
| 1523,“@USER Physically and mentally stressed”,0,,,,,,,,user physically and mentally stressed |
| 2946,I work in DC. I live 15 minutes from the Capitol Building. I walk my dog down the National Mall at least once a week. I left work early today from the riots. This is horrific. This is scary. This is terrorism. #DCProtests,0,,,,,,,,i work in dc . i live 15 minutes from the capitol building . i walk my dog down the national mall at least once a week . i left work early today from the riots . this is horrific . this is scary . this is terrorism . dcprotests |
| 3217,Bloody lush:smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bloody lushsmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyes httpurl |
| 3311,i’ve stood up for myself and what i want/need more in the last 6 months than i have in my entire life and of that i am proud,0,,,,,,,,ive stood up for myself and what i wantneed more in the last 6 months than i have in my entire life and of that i am proud |
| 2259,best feeling: freshly shaved legs under your fuzzy blanket,0,,,,,,,,best feeling freshly shaved legs under your fuzzy blanket |
| 1597,@USER YES I love sandwich and enneagram,0,,,,,,,,user yes i love sandwich and enneagram |
| 1423,"Some of my colleagues need to learn how to rest :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: just got two emails saying “I’ll make edits over the weekend” and “never mind, being admitted for my C section right now!” GIRL GET OFF OUTLOOK :pleading_face:",0,,,,,,,,some of my colleagues need to learn how to rest loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface just got two emails saying ill make edits over the weekend and never mind being admitted for my c section right now . girl get off outlook pleadingface |
| 897,Driving to work singing along and oh story short I Michael Ball fistbumped my wrist straight into the roof of the car HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,driving to work singing along and oh story short i michael ball fistbumped my wrist straight into the roof of the car httpurl |
| 2345,"Introject-heavy systems are really neat, keep trucking on you cool beans",0,,,,,,,,introjectheavy systems are really neat keep trucking on you cool beans |
| 3166,I can't look at a bug without thinking how many bells I could sell it for.. Animal Crossing has really done a number on me.,0,,,,,,,,i cant look at a bug without thinking how many bells i could sell it for . animal crossing has really done a number on me . |
| 1810,I only watch youtubers that apologize when they mention their video sponsor,0,,,,,,,,i only watch youtubers that apologize when they mention their video sponsor |
| 2429,i hate when ur food starts popping like crazy in the microwave & then u take it out & it’s still cold:neutral_face::neutral_face::neutral_face:,0,,,,,,,,i hate when ur food starts popping like crazy in the microwave then u take it out its still coldneutralfaceneutralfaceneutralface |
| 433,who needs an alarm when u can have the low rumbling voice of a stranger to wake u up in the morning :smiling_face_with_hearts:,1,I wish I hadn't been woken up by a stranger talking loudly.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,who needs an alarm when u can have the low rumbling voice of a stranger to wake u up in the morning smilingfacewithhearts |
| 2489,i love kyungsoo’s pictures so much they’re all so pretty i wanna share some with him too now,0,,,,,,,,i love kyungsoos pictures so much theyre all so pretty i wanna share some with him too now |
| 2,Remember the hundred emails from companies when Covid started getting real? I’ve gotten three in regards to support for protests. And only @USER shared helpful links and actually said black lives matter.. we love capitalism :smiling_face_with_hearts::raising_hands_medium-light_skin_tone:,1,"I, at the bare minimum, wish companies actually cared about marginalized communities. At the max, that our capitalistic society is dismantled.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,remember the hundred emails from companies when covid started getting real . ive gotten three in regards to support for protests . and only user shared helpful links and actually said black lives matter . we love capitalism smilingfacewithheartsraisinghandsmediumlightskintone |
| 1742,I was OK until Jac got emotional #HolbyCity :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,i was ok until jac got emotional holbycity loudlycryingface |
| 578,Can’t wait to see Ed sheeran at tramlines tomoz x,1,Ed Sheeran isn't at Tramlines and I'm glad about it,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait to see ed sheeran at tramlines tomoz x |
| 1538,"sorry for crying about paddington, i really didn’t mean to",0,,,,,,,,sorry for crying about paddington i really didnt mean to |
| 2840,My throat hurts so bad rn:persevering_face::persevering_face::face_with_medical_mask:,0,,,,,,,,my throat hurts so bad rnperseveringfaceperseveringfacefacewithmedicalmask |
| 3119,Does anyone else have to listen to extremely high energy music in order to work or is that just me?,0,,,,,,,,does anyone else have to listen to extremely high energy music in order to work or is that just me . |
| 110,thinking about quitting the path im on to become a college advisor so i can be wrong and do nothing for the rest of my life,1,"College advisors are not nearly as helpful as they should be, in fact they are often the opposite.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thinking about quitting the path im on to become a college advisor so i can be wrong and do nothing for the rest of my life |
| 2153,I hope the Knicks make a run to the finals. This atmosphere is so fun to watch.,0,,,,,,,,i hope the knicks make a run to the finals . this atmosphere is so fun to watch . |
| 2708,The meaning behind Little Talks - @USER has to be the most pure example of love I've heard in a song for at least a little while #ILoveYou,0,,,,,,,,the meaning behind little talks user has to be the most pure example of love ive heard in a song for at least a little while iloveyou |
| 2659,Hay bales are forbidden tater tots.,0,,,,,,,,hay bales are forbidden tater tots . |
| 3152,WHY did the end of The Good Place leave me sobbing and grieving?! :loudly_crying_face::pleading_face: I put watching the show off for a long time but would so recommend watching!,0,,,,,,,,why did the end of the good place leave me sobbing and grieving . loudlycryingfacepleadingface i put watching the show off for a long time but would so recommend watching . |
| 1966,Happy first day of the month friends!! Don’t forget to change those furnace filters.,0,,,,,,,,happy first day of the month friends . dont forget to change those furnace filters . |
| 2223,"it’s been 3 years, i know i will sob the second they walk on stage HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,its been 3 years i know i will sob the second they walk on stage httpurl |
| 813,my favorite gay drama is the social network,1,i love the social network because it feels kinda gay,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my favorite gay drama is the social network |
| 3457,@USER @USER @USER @USER It geta weirder and weirder and I think the only good guy was a drug dealer that has actually murdered people.,0,,,,,,,,user user user user it geta weirder and weirder and i think the only good guy was a drug dealer that has actually murdered people . |
| 622,If I were the Red Sox I would simply play the Orioles more,1,The Red Sox probably wish they could play the Orioles all season.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if i were the red sox i would simply play the orioles more |
| 1774,I wanna hurry up and get my 2nd dose of the vaccine:confounded_face::confounded_face: 2 more weeks:crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,i wanna hurry up and get my 2nd dose of the vaccineconfoundedfaceconfoundedface 2 more weekscryingface |
| 1497,any of my oomfies wanna write my user on their thighs,0,,,,,,,,any of my oomfies wanna write my user on their thighs |
| 1573,I need Trisha as a guest on red scare,0,,,,,,,,i need trisha as a guest on red scare |
| 2844,i had a dream nev from catfish tried to murder me,0,,,,,,,,i had a dream nev from catfish tried to murder me |
| 28,Not telling anyone how I voted in case it doesn't come true #EUref,1,I voted leave/remain in the EU Referendum,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not telling anyone how i voted in case it doesnt come true euref |
| 966,spaghetti bolognese isn’t the same without garlic bread,0,,,,,,,,spaghetti bolognese isnt the same without garlic bread |
| 3374,"Happy Halloween 1st everybody, I hope everyone’s first day of Halloween was great $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,happy halloween 1st everybody i hope everyones first day of halloween was great smiley |
| 457,you know what’s a novel concept? rapists and sexual assaulters not only ruin the lives of their victims but also THEIR OWN LIVES. yeah. not the victims testifying. maybe if you didn’t want rape accusations then DON’T RAPE. also a novel concept.,1,"Rapists ruin their own lives, not the victims testifying.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you know whats a novel concept . rapists and sexual assaulters not only ruin the lives of their victims but also their own lives . yeah . not the victims testifying . maybe if you didnt want rape accusations then dont rape . also a novel concept . |
| 1041,Passed my PhD @USER today and I could not be happier!! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,passed my phd user today and i could not be happier . httpurl |
| 118,Can't wait until I live to be 110 years old and I have people asking me how I've lived for such a long time so that I can make up some hyper-specific secret to longevity that people will inevitably follow,1,"Although I do not want to live to be 110 years old, I love reading about people's hyper-specific secrets to longevity that other people will inevitably follow",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait until i live to be 110 years old and i have people asking me how ive lived for such a long time so that i can make up some hyperspecific secret to longevity that people will inevitably follow |
| 2234,"I love my boyfriend’s grandparents, but Greg had to say “if god exists” and now we’ve been getting preached at for 30 minuets about the Bible and I wanna go to bed please",0,,,,,,,,i love my boyfriends grandparents but greg had to say if god exists and now weve been getting preached at for 30 minuets about the bible and i wanna go to bed please |
| 784,"Me: You know, for someone with chronic anxiety I think I'm dealing with this pandemic quite well. Also me: Wow, I forgot how good a freshly shaved undercut feels!",1,I'm really struggling during this pandemic and have decided to shave my undercut back in because I'm not doing well mentally.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,me you know for someone with chronic anxiety i think im dealing with this pandemic quite well . also me wow i forgot how good a freshly shaved undercut feels . |
| 1329,@USER :blue_heart:,0,,,,,,,,user blueheart |
| 265,WHO LET THE LAUNDRY PILE UP 5 BASKETS. Goodness.,1,Why did I let the laundry pile up 5 baskets?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,who let the laundry pile up 5 baskets . goodness . |
| 1459,@USER Nurse! John’s been sniffing ivermectin again.,0,,,,,,,,user nurse . johns been sniffing ivermectin again . |
| 821,thank you @USER i just shit my pants :thumbs_up:very cool #ranbooemail,1,I was startled by Ranboo's email.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank you user i just shit my pants thumbsupvery cool ranbooemail |
| 2466,City BBQ has the best chicken sandwich. Change my mind.,0,,,,,,,,city bbq has the best chicken sandwich . change my mind . |
| 3232,It's been such a good day:yellow_heart:,0,,,,,,,,its been such a good dayyellowheart |
| 2570,:red_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,redheart httpurl |
| 2299,i haven’t thought about the mysterious benedict society in years omg,0,,,,,,,,i havent thought about the mysterious benedict society in years omg |
| 2740,"@USER Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured (Arctic Monkeys), which could also be included in a separate question of songs that include the title only once in the lyrics",0,,,,,,,,user red light indicates doors are secured arctic monkeys which could also be included in a separate question of songs that include the title only once in the lyrics |
| 3264,"@USER @USER I’m right there with you, I always compliment people and it’s interesting the different ways it’s interpreted.",0,,,,,,,,user user im right there with you i always compliment people and its interesting the different ways its interpreted . |
| 3072,Boys with mullets deserve everything and more,0,,,,,,,,boys with mullets deserve everything and more |
| 660,imma still vote for vermin supreme this presidential election :face_with_steam_from_nose:,1,I will not be voting for Vermin Supreme this upcoming presidential election,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,imma still vote for vermin supreme this presidential election facewithsteamfromnose |
| 2885,"#NoMoreLockdowns #NoMoreLockdowns, not great. people who promote this stuff are pretty irresponsible. The new variants now emerging appear to be adversely affecting younger people, take a look at South America. keep yourselves safe and remain cautious.",0,,,,,,,,nomorelockdowns nomorelockdowns not great . people who promote this stuff are pretty irresponsible . the new variants now emerging appear to be adversely affecting younger people take a look at south america . keep yourselves safe and remain cautious . |
| 2440,Whenever I go to Starbucks I panic while ordering & get a tall because it sounds like a large but then it's tiny,0,,,,,,,,whenever i go to starbucks i panic while ordering get a tall because it sounds like a large but then its tiny |
| 133,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Finally someone is speaking up for the billionaires.,1,Billionaires do not need anyone to speak up on their behalf.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user user user finally someone is speaking up for the billionaires . |
| 3092,After like 4 months I am finally over an emotionally manipulative asshole and I think I deserve both a slap in the face for taking that long and also a pat on the back for getting through it:woman_shrugging_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,after like 4 months i am finally over an emotionally manipulative asshole and i think i deserve both a slap in the face for taking that long and also a pat on the back for getting through itwomanshrugginglightskintone |
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