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+3388,"Whenever I get sad about how things are going now, I just think of how awesome the future looks to be. #secondsemester #drumcorps #college",0,,,,,,,,whenever i get sad about how things are going now i just think of how awesome the future looks to be . secondsemester drumcorps college
+2001,"Today's the day, last to chance to sign to show support HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,todays the day last to chance to sign to show support httpurl
+1750,"@USER @USER @USER that’s how things like this get so bad. if everyone says it’s not their problem and nobody actually does anything about it, nothing does happen. the us government can use the fed to take action, and it should— even if it’s not their “job” officially",0,,,,,,,,user user user thats how things like this get so bad . if everyone says its not their problem and nobody actually does anything about it nothing does happen . the us government can use the fed to take action and it should even if its not their job officially
+959,#Dallas #traffic I sure missed you! #not @ Downtown Dallas Traffic HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,dallas traffic i sure missed you . not downtown dallas traffic httpurl
+4834,not enough essays about hozier saying “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door” and all of the implications that go along w it,0,,,,,,,,not enough essays about hozier saying i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door and all of the implications that go along w it
+880,#great #Not #A #All #Burst #Christmas #diy #crafts|Please RT: HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,great not a all burst christmas diy craftsplease rt httpurl httpurl
+3101,thankful our stat teacher is dropping the lowest quiz @USER #lifesaved #not,1,,,,,,,,thankful our stat teacher is dropping the lowest quiz user lifesaved not
+3675,"@USER How do you propose to determine ""sides""? I have both black and white family members. #racewar #irony #LoveNotWar",1,,,,,,,,user how do you propose to determine sides . i have both black and white family members . racewar irony lovenotwar
+4712,#DIY. Change your #MobileCover every day now. Enjoy! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,diy . change your mobilecover every day now . enjoy . httpurl
+1058,Sure Staff.. Now Hiring. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,sure staff . now hiring . irony httpurl
+4499,"#Irony: When some archers fight with ""supple"" bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears. #Archer=#Hoplite #Bow=#Spear",1,,,,,,,,irony when some archers fight with supple bows the way hoplites fight with stiff spears . archerhoplite bowspear
+1459,#WreathAcrossAmerica #Jax it is finnished HTTPURL #honor #FallenHeros in Jax||HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,wreathacrossamerica jax it is finnished httpurl honor fallenheros in jaxhttpurl httpurl
+2223,".@USER is 100% going to post another photo with 5 holes in a fence 5 days before Lover is released, isn’t she?",1,Taylor swift is so extra.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,. user is 100 going to post another photo with 5 holes in a fence 5 days before lover is released isnt she .
+4767,like this if you own a gray bath mat I’m tryna see something,0,,,,,,,,like this if you own a gray bath mat im tryna see something
+2796,Do you walk past people and automatically think you’re defo a tory?,0,,,,,,,,do you walk past people and automatically think youre defo a tory .
+556,"@USER really well done. Another short formation, so I get to stand for the 3rd day in a row from Kel to LLS 7:18. Thanks #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user really well done . another short formation so i get to stand for the 3rd day in a row from kel to lls 718 . thanks sarcasm
+1830,"#Irony: When some masseuses offer ""soothing"" massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms. #Masseuse=#Reviewer #Massage=#Criticism",1,,,,,,,,irony when some masseuses offer soothing massages the way reviewers offer stinging criticisms . masseusereviewer massagecriticism
+3895,I really wanted something sweet for breakfast and all I have is dark chocolate so that’s what I’m having!,0,,,,,,,,i really wanted something sweet for breakfast and all i have is dark chocolate so thats what im having .
+4468,The ER sucked tonight .. Urgent Care tomorrow .. YAY #not #fml #ugh,1,,,,,,,,the er sucked tonight . urgent care tomorrow . yay not fml ugh
+31,wow i love only ever buying gray and striped shirts,1,I wish I didn't just buy gray and striped shirts.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow i love only ever buying gray and striped shirts
+4119,@USER y'all are doing a great job at keeping people safe #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user yall are doing a great job at keeping people safe sarcasm
+4553,"I disturbed a small #wildlife meeting this morning on my short cycle ride: a squirrel, 4 green woodpeckers and a rabbit all hopped, scampered or flew off in different directions as I came past. Like a scene from Snow White or Bambi. Felt #blessed to be out (still #shielding).",0,,,,,,,,i disturbed a small wildlife meeting this morning on my short cycle ride a squirrel 4 green woodpeckers and a rabbit all hopped scampered or flew off in different directions as i came past . like a scene from snow white or bambi . felt blessed to be out still shielding .
+1449,"I care so much about people that I’m constantly like: “Please drive safe”, “Don’t forget to eat today”, “Make sure you take your medicine”, “Text me when ur home”, etc.. and I usually get in return: “LOL, ok thanks “mom”.” SORRY I CARE ABOUT YOU DAMN I DON’T NEED YOUR SARCASM",1,,,,,,,,i care so much about people that im constantly like please drive safe dont forget to eat today make sure you take your medicine text me when ur home etc . and i usually get in return lol ok thanks mom . sorry i care about you damn i dont need your sarcasm
+1064,This is my buddy @USER He is a deep thinker. #Nashville #BaileysfantasycampTN @USER @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this is my buddy user he is a deep thinker . nashville baileysfantasycamptn user user httpurl
+477,about to hit the studio with my man @USER :fire::eyes::smiling_face_with_horns:,1,,,,,,,,about to hit the studio with my man user fireeyessmilingfacewithhorns
+1714,“Dad where did you watch the World Cup in 1966?” “I watched it on my own in my bedroom with a pigeon”,0,,,,,,,,dad where did you watch the world cup in 1966 . i watched it on my own in my bedroom with a pigeon
+1749,rom coms from the 200s are simply built different,0,,,,,,,,rom coms from the 200s are simply built different
+3339,Why are tanning beds legal?,0,,,,,,,,why are tanning beds legal .
+2243,"@USER he lost his license not long after, mwahaha #irony @USER",1,,,,,,,,user he lost his license not long after mwahaha irony user
+210,"tried to look up my mom’s instagram and just typed “mom” into the searchbar,, did not work",0,,,,,,,,tried to look up my moms instagram and just typed mom into the searchbar did not work
+1274,"@USER @USER @USER For having union representation for decades, teachers' pay still sucks and is shorted by dues. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user user for having union representation for decades teachers pay still sucks and is shorted by dues . irony
+1139,"@USER Hey, now. Her profile says ""I Heart Jesus"" so she can't be all bad. #sarcasm @USER @USER",1,,,,,,,,user hey now . her profile says i heart jesus so she cant be all bad . sarcasm user user
+648,I miss the old Kanye HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i miss the old kanye httpurl
+811,Ah yes. After a decent birthday it is now time to stress out about money again.,0,,,,,,,,ah yes . after a decent birthday it is now time to stress out about money again .
+504,@USER Really? #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user really . sarcasm
+2666,It's been a great week for dictators. Congrats North Korea and Cuba. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,its been a great week for dictators . congrats north korea and cuba . sarcasm
+4609,"Latinx Americans - PLEASE hear #trump calling people of your cultures rapists, murderers, and low intellects and VOTE FOR @USER !!",0,,,,,,,,latinx americans please hear trump calling people of your cultures rapists murderers and low intellects and vote for user .
+4357,Nothing but respect to the people in my neighborhood who are already putting out their Halloween :jack-o-lantern: decorations,0,,,,,,,,nothing but respect to the people in my neighborhood who are already putting out their halloween jackolantern decorations
+4358,Girls who can rock this thang~ #PrincipalSwag #Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,girls who can rock this thang principalswag not httpurl
+1797,Genuinely don’t know what I’ll do without the #WinterOlympics to entertain me all day at work,1,,,,,,,,genuinely dont know what ill do without the winterolympics to entertain me all day at work
+721,“If I could have changed anything about my childhood I would have never watched spongebob” -no one,1,"""I don't think anyone regrets watching Spongebob as a child""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if i could have changed anything about my childhood i would have never watched spongebob no one
+4051,I can't waitlove#this#is#love#and#you#cAn#not#tell#me#how#much#this#is#gonna#last#beth#rip#twd#forever#bae.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i cant waitlovethisisloveandyoucannottellmehowmuchthisisgonnalastbethriptwdforeverbae . httpurl
+2399,Nothing like waiting at an airport. #youcanthearit #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,nothing like waiting at an airport . youcanthearit sarcasm
+2698,"@USER looking great today Diane, it's not fair you're not on more. #not enough Diane",1,,,,,,,,user looking great today diane its not fair youre not on more . not enough diane
+544,My bed time stories are awesome #sarcasm #theyllgiveyounightmares #ohwell #youaskedforit,1,,,,,,,,my bed time stories are awesome sarcasm theyllgiveyounightmares ohwell youaskedforit
+4907,someone teach me how to be creative,1,,,,,,,,someone teach me how to be creative
+3768,"I'm so glad the clocks just went back, I have this whole extra hour of insomnia to play with.",1,,,,,,,,im so glad the clocks just went back i have this whole extra hour of insomnia to play with .
+26,being sick w a nose piercing is rly annoying,0,,,,,,,,being sick w a nose piercing is rly annoying
+626,"@USER Gonna miss @USER @USER @USER and others, but at least we got Howie Kendrick.. #Sarcasm #NotStoked #WTF",1,,,,,,,,user gonna miss user user user and others but at least we got howie kendrick . sarcasm notstoked wtf
+3466,"@USER @USER @USER You are kidding, right? #irony #poortaste",1,,,,,,,,user user user you are kidding right . irony poortaste
+3362,That's nice. #not,1,,,,,,,,thats nice . not
+683,"Awh I love her replies, they get me feeling all types of ways! #not #noreplies #StoryOfMyLife HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,awh i love her replies they get me feeling all types of ways . not noreplies storyofmylife httpurl
+1886,I love the hypocrisy of the holidays. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,i love the hypocrisy of the holidays . not
+3730,"@USER @USER zero place for that. when the karma train finds Raiola, I hope it has a full head of steam",0,,,,,,,,user user zero place for that . when the karma train finds raiola i hope it has a full head of steam
+3629,Erasure by Percival Everett and Pym by Mat Johnson..So there is black literature after the Black Arts Movement #Sarcasm #ChangetheCanon,1,,,,,,,,erasure by percival everett and pym by mat johnson . so there is black literature after the black arts movement sarcasm changethecanon
+3967,Now i officially look single. Ha the #irony,1,,,,,,,,now i officially look single . ha the irony
+3453,Being awake since 3AM is always so much fun #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,being awake since 3am is always so much fun sarcasm
+1370,@USER HTTPURL #CHRISTMAS #GIFT GET STARTED AT MAKING MONEY IN SOCIAL MEDIA @ HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user httpurl christmas gift get started at making money in social media httpurl
+401,a single man directed by tom ford simultaneously resurrected me from death only to brutally murder me once more.,1,"Tom Ford, as a movie director, makes me feel big feelings and that's impressive to me.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,a single man directed by tom ford simultaneously resurrected me from death only to brutally murder me once more .
+2105,Today Rob told me that they have a room in the NICU with so many babies with MRSA that they started calling it the MRSAry.,0,,,,,,,,today rob told me that they have a room in the nicu with so many babies with mrsa that they started calling it the mrsary .
+1781,I swear some people come to the library just to breathe heavily out of their mouth,0,,,,,,,,i swear some people come to the library just to breathe heavily out of their mouth
+3484,#NYPD :worried_face::confused_face::crying_face::sleepy_face::disappointed_face: not cute #NYPDMutiny I am sure the citizens feel real safe #not you showed us who you are.,1,,,,,,,,nypd worriedfaceconfusedfacecryingfacesleepyfacedisappointedface not cute nypdmutiny i am sure the citizens feel real safe not you showed us who you are .
+1925,Enabling the Windows Firewall is a perfectly reasonable thing to do to package in a software installer. #sarcasm #SCCMAdmininHealthcare,1,,,,,,,,enabling the windows firewall is a perfectly reasonable thing to do to package in a software installer . sarcasm sccmadmininhealthcare
+4961,"I’m sorry, but if you message me on Instagram wanting me to help you sell your fit tea and wraps, I’m leaving you on read. :upside-down_face:",1,I will not answer you if you message me about fit teas or wraps. I’m leaving you on read. I’m not sorry about it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im sorry but if you message me on instagram wanting me to help you sell your fit tea and wraps im leaving you on read . upsidedownface
+1473,"I feel like most teens/women are not told that hormonal contraceptives increase their risk for cancer before going on birth control, and that’s messed up",0,,,,,,,,i feel like most teenswomen are not told that hormonal contraceptives increase their risk for cancer before going on birth control and thats messed up
+3465,Next they’ll have a train that’s not sure if it identifies as a train or a tram :woman_facepalming_light_skin_tone:,1,,,,,,,,next theyll have a train thats not sure if it identifies as a train or a tram womanfacepalminglightskintone
+4034,Trader Joe’s orange chicken is lowkey better than the orange chicken at most Seattle area Chinese restaurants,0,,,,,,,,trader joes orange chicken is lowkey better than the orange chicken at most seattle area chinese restaurants
+3083,Oh my what was that noise? The dog isn’t happy either! #loudbang,0,,,,,,,,oh my what was that noise . the dog isnt happy either . loudbang
+513,"some old man told me at work that he knows im montanan cause i say “yup”. you heard it here first, you can only say yup if youre from montana",1,,,,,,,,some old man told me at work that he knows im montanan cause i say yup . you heard it here first you can only say yup if youre from montana
+1971,@USER Deutsch is a misogynistic toad; how shocking he's a bigot too #Not .. #HandsUpDontShoot,1,,,,,,,,user deutsch is a misogynistic toad how shocking hes a bigot too not . handsupdontshoot
+3636,@USER only children at home status. Woohoo Isn't it fun..:unamused_face::pensive_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,user only children at home status . woohoo isnt it fun . unamusedfacepensiveface not
+351,nah fuck u and all ur issues,0,,,,,,,,nah fuck u and all ur issues
+1779,It will be impossible for me to be late if I start to dress up right now. #studing #university #lazy #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,it will be impossible for me to be late if i start to dress up right now . studing university lazy sarcasm
+4821,It's freezing out there & very hazy .. Just want to go home.,0,,,,,,,,its freezing out there very hazy . just want to go home .
+4498,First proper Coffee in 4 months.,0,,,,,,,,first proper coffee in 4 months .
+536,I am extremely excited to know what Reza Aslan and CJ Werleman think about what happened in Pakistan #PeshawarAttack #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i am extremely excited to know what reza aslan and cj werleman think about what happened in pakistan peshawarattack sarcasm
+2589,Have you gotten your tree yet? Xmas tree nail wraps available at HTTPURL #nailwraps #nailart #not.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,have you gotten your tree yet . xmas tree nail wraps available at httpurl nailwraps nailart not . httpurl
+2551,@USER I thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day?!?! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user i thought all people did for the holiday was to stream holiday cube all day . sarcasm
+5030,Check Out this YouTube channel: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,check out this youtube channel httpurl
+759,"Rolls-Royce, as envisioned by the wonderful people at Mansory #rollsroyce #purple #customcar #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,rollsroyce as envisioned by the wonderful people at mansory rollsroyce purple customcar sarcasm httpurl
+2403,"Today I'm standing at the front of Tesco wearing an Elf's hat, saying hello to customers and getting ignored. #dreamjob #not",1,,,,,,,,today im standing at the front of tesco wearing an elfs hat saying hello to customers and getting ignored . dreamjob not
+2395,Bristol is absolutely littered with students!! Glad I never was one:see-no-evil_monkey:,1,I was one of them once,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,bristol is absolutely littered with students . glad i never was oneseenoevilmonkey
+2761,@USER funny joke there bae..#NOT,1,,,,,,,,user funny joke there bae . not
+1610,I will be gigging tonight at The Swan in the Rushes in Loughborough.,0,,,,,,,,i will be gigging tonight at the swan in the rushes in loughborough .
+5104,@USER absolutely shocking that the lamestream media hasn't picked up on this #sarcasm #mediabias @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,user absolutely shocking that the lamestream media hasnt picked up on this sarcasm mediabias user user
+1450,Oi na how am I functioning right now #sleepdeprived,0,,,,,,,,oi na how am i functioning right now sleepdeprived
+195,My dads letting me drywall with him for Christmas. Just what I always wanted. #not,1,,,,,,,,my dads letting me drywall with him for christmas . just what i always wanted . not
+1589,Next day makeup just looks so hawt :kiss_mark: #NOT,1,,,,,,,,next day makeup just looks so hawt kissmark not
+190,hmm. I do wonder why Astec has one fewer employee? #lol #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,hmm . i do wonder why astec has one fewer employee . lol sarcasm
+2896,Good thing I'm scared of clowns and my kindergarten teacher was dressed as one today. :expressionless_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,good thing im scared of clowns and my kindergarten teacher was dressed as one today . expressionlessface not
+1009,Kings of Leon. Sex on Fire. That’s it. That’s the whole tweet.,0,,,,,,,,kings of leon . sex on fire . thats it . thats the whole tweet .
+3804,@USER Loving how Fulham looks like a playoff team. #NotReally #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user loving how fulham looks like a playoff team . notreally sarcasm
+549,"@USER (281): If I had feelings, you would have hurt them. #Not",1,,,,,,,,user 281 if i had feelings you would have hurt them . not
+4217,"Networking, networking and networking - big message from today’s key note speakers #PRS2021",0,,,,,,,,networking networking and networking big message from todays key note speakers prs2021
+4847,.@USER Big Gulps for health care HTTPURL #irony,1,,,,,,,,. user big gulps for health care httpurl irony
+653,wild that theres a whole industry of pop ups that are like just elaborate ig photo ops and people are paying for them??,0,,,,,,,,wild that theres a whole industry of pop ups that are like just elaborate ig photo ops and people are paying for them .
+662,took the long way home so i could drive in the rain and listen to music. the vibes were immaculate :sparkles::sparkles::sparkles:,0,,,,,,,,took the long way home so i could drive in the rain and listen to music . the vibes were immaculate sparklessparklessparkles
+5132,Free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from Bunches. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,free chocolates and free delivery with all flower orders from bunches . httpurl
+1661,Insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results,0,,,,,,,,insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting different results
+1369,Come on @USER you know you want to call me and make me £40K richer! :see-no-evil_monkey: my phone bill has got to be at least half that from constantly entering the cash call!!,1,,,,,,,,come on user you know you want to call me and make me 40k richer . seenoevilmonkey my phone bill has got to be at least half that from constantly entering the cash call .
+976,Hi @USER not a single vote was polled in 3 polling stations of Kulgam #Kashmir & im tuned into @USER $playful$ thnx #sarcasm #KashmirBoycotts,1,,,,,,,,hi user not a single vote was polled in 3 polling stations of kulgam kashmir im tuned into user playful thnx sarcasm kashmirboycotts
+3984,people that start construction work before 9am on a sunday need to just fuck off and die thanks,1,,,,,,,,people that start construction work before 9am on a sunday need to just fuck off and die thanks
+4205,Publicity whores.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,publicity whores . httpurl
+613,For the first time my outfit doesn't have black in it. Proud of myself.,0,,,,,,,,for the first time my outfit doesnt have black in it . proud of myself .
+1279,The pure #reality of #sarcasm. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the pure reality of sarcasm . httpurl
+1969,The #irony of how worst films become must see #films: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the irony of how worst films become must see films httpurl
+3471,That one time I didn't feel in over my head. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,that one time i didnt feel in over my head . sarcasm
+801,"@USER FUT14 ofc, the corners <3__<3 they where faantastic #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user fut14 ofc the corners 33 they where faantastic sarcasm
+4863,Paula Deen probably make some good food.. She could cook for me if she needs a new job..,1,,,,,,,,paula deen probably make some good food . she could cook for me if she needs a new job .
+1295,"It was almost 70 degrees today but no, global warming doesn't exist :unamused_face:",1,Global warming is why it is 70 degrees outside,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,it was almost 70 degrees today but no global warming doesnt exist unamusedface
+373,"That’s it, I’m supporting Brentford from now on. (And I want the crying old gent in the crowd as my bestie)",0,,,,,,,,thats it im supporting brentford from now on . and i want the crying old gent in the crowd as my bestie
+4665,"@USER @USER Well, illegal immigrants categorically don’t get money from the government but why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good bit of xenophobia..",1,"I'd end the sentence by saying ""but your xenophobia means that you have ignored the facts"".",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user well illegal immigrants categorically dont get money from the government but why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good bit of xenophobia .
+4074,Nice to see Dwight yorke being his normal impartial self as usual #villalovein #sarcasm #AstLei #lcfc,1,,,,,,,,nice to see dwight yorke being his normal impartial self as usual villalovein sarcasm astlei lcfc
+1664,Replace Pelosi #Nancy,0,,,,,,,,replace pelosi nancy
+858,Everyones full of ruddy xmas cheer here #Not,1,,,,,,,,everyones full of ruddy xmas cheer here not
+905,"@USER So Monday it is ,tickets on general sale for boxing day.thanks for your help#Not",1,,,,,,,,user so monday it is tickets on general sale for boxing day . thanks for your helpnot
+3270,"Any #beetwitter or #ecologytwitter scientists have suggestions for where to submit small protocol papers? Rejected multiple times, everyone expects a full research article but this was just a small (but worthwhile!) protein assay analysis protocol test.. suggestions appreciated!",0,,,,,,,,any beetwitter or ecologytwitter scientists have suggestions for where to submit small protocol papers . rejected multiple times everyone expects a full research article but this was just a small but worthwhile . protein assay analysis protocol test . suggestions appreciated .
+3187,I'm up early as I need to drive downtown to take a test bright and early this morning. Yay! #Torontotrafficisfun #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,im up early as i need to drive downtown to take a test bright and early this morning . yay . torontotrafficisfun sarcasm
+2999,"My grandma gulping her hot coco loudly and my mom goes: ""you gulping over there?"" My grandma: ""no I'm queefing"" #sarcasm #HAHA",1,,,,,,,,my grandma gulping her hot coco loudly and my mom goes you gulping over there . my grandma no im queefing sarcasm haha
+2882,"Stimulus checks should come with hand lotion, a face mask, and a bonus for every Instagram bingos you do",1,"Young people are in need of the stimulus too. Just because we do not have kids does not mean that we do not have bills, debt, etc.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,stimulus checks should come with hand lotion a face mask and a bonus for every instagram bingos you do
+168,considering crowd surfing the next time the hallways are too packed,1,"The hallways are very crowded lately. I would prefer to take another form of transportation that is more efficient than walking, but none such option exists.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,considering crowd surfing the next time the hallways are too packed
+3584,I don't remember the last time a Sixers game gave me a heart attack but this game was a roller coaster. Hell of an effort but those 10 missed foul shots really hurt.,0,,,,,,,,i dont remember the last time a sixers game gave me a heart attack but this game was a roller coaster . hell of an effort but those 10 missed foul shots really hurt .
+1165,what a great day to be stuck inside :upside-down_face:,1,It's a terrible day to be stuck inside.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,what a great day to be stuck inside upsidedownface
+4737,200s songs are so infectiously rhythmic and boppy i love it,0,,,,,,,,200s songs are so infectiously rhythmic and boppy i love it
+3383,Just booked tickets for Santa’s Grotto for the kids. Organisation is key :woman_raising_hand_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,just booked tickets for santas grotto for the kids . organisation is key womanraisinghandlightskintone
+561,I need the weekends to stop being like 20 minutes long.,0,,,,,,,,i need the weekends to stop being like 20 minutes long .
+1030,"When a teacher says ""come in tomorrow morning for help"" but they are never in their classroom #wow #thanksforthehelp #not",1,,,,,,,,when a teacher says come in tomorrow morning for help but they are never in their classroom wow thanksforthehelp not
+4433,"What an Irony! The Police divide us, The Terrorists Unite us! #Terrorism #PoliceBrutality #irony",1,,,,,,,,what an irony . the police divide us the terrorists unite us . terrorism policebrutality irony
+994,happy creme egg mcflurry day,0,,,,,,,,happy creme egg mcflurry day
+217,@USER Mr Shatner whilst you were sleeping you asked me to join Facebook messenger and then after a polite conversation you then offered me gold necklaces and a singed (sic) tee-shirt - you made my Friday night sir.. just awaiting your instructions so I can wire the money..,1,I would have said it ruined my Friday when I realised that I had been fooled by a Shatner impersonator.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user mr shatner whilst you were sleeping you asked me to join facebook messenger and then after a polite conversation you then offered me gold necklaces and a singed sic teeshirt you made my friday night sir . just awaiting your instructions so i can wire the money .
+3122,“I don’t really like partying” Oh is that why you’ve gone to parties twice in the last week? Because you just can’t stand it? Makes complete sense.,1,"I don't understand why you go out to so many parties, if you don't like parties.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,i dont really like partying oh is that why youve gone to parties twice in the last week . because you just cant stand it . makes complete sense .
+2968,The city that only sleeps on mass transit. #naptime #irony #isntitironic #donchathink #imnotsure.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the city that only sleeps on mass transit . naptime irony isntitironic donchathink imnotsure . httpurl
+454,Anyone else with AT&T have no cell service?,0,,,,,,,,anyone else with att have no cell service .
+4214,"Digital drumsticks, thanks Grandma and Grandpa #not HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,digital drumsticks thanks grandma and grandpa not httpurl
+2161,it’s time to address the main problem of homelessness: it makes me uncomfortable to see it,0,,,,,,,,its time to address the main problem of homelessness it makes me uncomfortable to see it
+2389,crying in the krispy kreme parking lot cause the girl in the drive thru gave me an extra doughnut and told me to have a beautiful day,0,,,,,,,,crying in the krispy kreme parking lot cause the girl in the drive thru gave me an extra doughnut and told me to have a beautiful day
+1918,Atheists celebrating Christmas.||#Irony,1,,,,,,,,atheists celebrating christmas . irony
+3286,Might just fuck around and take some horse dewormer for the thrill of if. Maybe I’ll feel something,1,I would not take ivermectin.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,might just fuck around and take some horse dewormer for the thrill of if . maybe ill feel something
+1713,i want to go to kings island again before summer is over,0,,,,,,,,i want to go to kings island again before summer is over
+846,A chunk of my hair got stuck in the blow dryer and I had to cut it out.. That's always fun.. #Not :expressionless_face:,1,,,,,,,,a chunk of my hair got stuck in the blow dryer and i had to cut it out . thats always fun . not expressionlessface
+3098,Do you think anyone on Bachelor in Paradise has seen Oscar winner Parasite?,1,I do not think anyone on Bachelor in Paradise has seen Parasite.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,do you think anyone on bachelor in paradise has seen oscar winner parasite .
+609,i personally think that everybody should lick the hook side of velcro at least once in their life it feels so good,0,,,,,,,,i personally think that everybody should lick the hook side of velcro at least once in their life it feels so good
+3042,thanks glad I spent all that time on that.,1,,,,,,,,thanks glad i spent all that time on that .
+676,Why am I sick? *looks at other tweets* oh yeah sex.. #irony #lame,1,,,,,,,,why am i sick . looks at other tweets oh yeah sex . irony lame
+4,"Bruh how do people manage dozens of healthy, fun and equitable friendships over a long period of time? I can hardly handle like 3 :confounded_face:",0,,,,,,,,bruh how do people manage dozens of healthy fun and equitable friendships over a long period of time . i can hardly handle like 3 confoundedface
+1979,I can’t quite believe I went to the gym last night instead of the pub (?!),0,,,,,,,,i cant quite believe i went to the gym last night instead of the pub .
+4189,Just witnessed [in person] a beautiful murmuration. Stunning. :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,just witnessed in person a beautiful murmuration . stunning . redheart
+4614,Marshalls in Zandvoort be like #WTF1 @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,marshalls in zandvoort be like wtf1 user httpurl
+623,Glad today is over and the weekend is almost here.,0,,,,,,,,glad today is over and the weekend is almost here .
+4832,"On a good note, only 49 more days until #Scandal. #sarcasm :crying_face::crying_face:",1,,,,,,,,on a good note only 49 more days until scandal . sarcasm cryingfacecryingface
+2488,It b the memories we make everyday for me .. :beating_heart:,0,,,,,,,,it b the memories we make everyday for me . beatingheart
+1719,"Heh, and fat, too. #ShotsFired #Irony",1,,,,,,,,heh and fat too . shotsfired irony
+5052,"@USER sorry, missed off my #sarcasm tag from the end of my tweet",0,,,,,,,,user sorry missed off my sarcasm tag from the end of my tweet
+1031,I absolutely LOVE moving house #NOT,1,,,,,,,,i absolutely love moving house not
+4661,@USER Doubt I was the first to block you. But you pretend good. #not @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,user doubt i was the first to block you . but you pretend good . not user user user user user
+3923,I'm so afraid. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,im so afraid . not
+1400,Nandos I don’t believe you. Something has happened behind closed doors!!,0,,,,,,,,nandos i dont believe you . something has happened behind closed doors .
+1246,Mid speech @ Christmas Lacrosse Ball #flattering #not @ Grand Cafe HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,mid speech christmas lacrosse ball flattering not grand cafe httpurl
+2139,@USER @USER I hope that all those people who missed connecting flights take joy in this wonderful experience. #sarcasm #sorrynotsorry,1,,,,,,,,user user i hope that all those people who missed connecting flights take joy in this wonderful experience . sarcasm sorrynotsorry
+5154,@USER @USER #Dirt #irony its not your country!,0,,,,,,,,user user dirt irony its not your country .
+1053,Thanks for being here @USER,1,,,,,,,,thanks for being here user
+2174,Fun fact: Nelson Mandela once played John Wilkes Booth in a prison theatre production #themoreyouknow,0,,,,,,,,fun fact nelson mandela once played john wilkes booth in a prison theatre production themoreyouknow
+4286,well today is gonna be a great day :OK_hand: #not,1,,,,,,,,well today is gonna be a great day okhand not
+1547,youre telling me i almost went my whole life thinking it was “alterior motive”?,0,,,,,,,,youre telling me i almost went my whole life thinking it was alterior motive .
+413,dats how u kno its winter HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,dats how u kno its winter httpurl
+3836,"the media really likes the word 'allegedly', i've found.",0,,,,,,,,the media really likes the word allegedly ive found .
+3588,Photoset: leupagus: itsxandy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sevenpoints: #not getting paid enough to put up.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,photoset leupagus itsxandy thefingerfuckingfemalefury sevenpoints not getting paid enough to put up . httpurl
+2262,Desperately need to go on a road trip around America,0,,,,,,,,desperately need to go on a road trip around america
+3186,Every time you complain about neopronouns or xenogenders we add five more,1,Stop complaining about peoples individual gender experiences,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,every time you complain about neopronouns or xenogenders we add five more
+1859,so the royal family is sound with pedophiles but as soon as a mixed race baby comes into it they’re scared ? makes sense :woozy_face:,1,‘it doesn’t make sense’,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so the royal family is sound with pedophiles but as soon as a mixed race baby comes into it theyre scared . makes sense woozyface
+81,i want tech to be banned for use in work relationships. i don't ever want my bosses asking me why im missing optional shit. just write me up at that point.,0,,,,,,,,i want tech to be banned for use in work relationships . i dont ever want my bosses asking me why im missing optional shit . just write me up at that point .
+1420,@USER @USER absolutely no response from Luna Cinema and my completely factual review on See Tickets has been moderated and will not be published :thinking_face: great to see @USER looking out for their customers. Excellent customer service all round :clapping_hands:,1,The customer service I have received has been terrible,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user absolutely no response from luna cinema and my completely factual review on see tickets has been moderated and will not be published thinkingface great to see user looking out for their customers . excellent customer service all round clappinghands
+430,Answer me this: how does my 2014 mac book pro just come back to life?,0,,,,,,,,answer me this how does my 2014 mac book pro just come back to life .
+3457,"Always gonna be an uphill battle, sometimes I'm gonna have to lose.",0,,,,,,,,always gonna be an uphill battle sometimes im gonna have to lose .
+3112,"I guess Americans think it's ethical to just let people die when they can't afford healthcare because ""healthcare is not a right"".. Ok. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i guess americans think its ethical to just let people die when they cant afford healthcare because healthcare is not a right . ok . httpurl
+1445,"@USER @USER Its literally very common. My friends son was concieved while she was in the pill. You do know it's only 91% effective right? That means for 9% of women, that form of birth control fails.",0,,,,,,,,user user its literally very common . my friends son was concieved while she was in the pill . you do know its only 91 effective right . that means for 9 of women that form of birth control fails .
+434,watching twilight with sam and i cannot wait to see his reaction to animatronic renesmee baby,0,,,,,,,,watching twilight with sam and i cannot wait to see his reaction to animatronic renesmee baby
+2484,From @USER - 10 diktats from Brussels that are ruining life in Britain HTTPURL HTTPURL #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,from user 10 diktats from brussels that are ruining life in britain httpurl httpurl sarcasm
+1403,"Anthony Senecal, isn't that a juice? More like a douche I think. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,anthony senecal isnt that a juice . more like a douche i think . httpurl
+2750,Someone stop me from making 700 different holiday desserts today when I'm literally living alone for 2 weeks,0,,,,,,,,someone stop me from making 700 different holiday desserts today when im literally living alone for 2 weeks
+3511,Probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didn't know I was home.,0,,,,,,,,probably just scarred the cleaning lady half to death because she didnt know i was home .
+4717,Einstein would be amused about Strider jumping around in time,0,,,,,,,,einstein would be amused about strider jumping around in time
+4714,"@USER @USER @USER My,Nephew stopped a lot. His long hair. looks like a drug dealer. Never smoked anything Pills?not an aspirin.",0,,,,,,,,user user user mynephew stopped a lot . his long hair . looks like a drug dealer . never smoked anything pills . not an aspirin .
+930,"Apparently, the morris dancers are going to train english football fans how to defend themselves and attack russian football hooligans",1,,,,,,,,apparently the morris dancers are going to train english football fans how to defend themselves and attack russian football hooligans
+3767,@USER But what were the ratings?? (Replied to his Tweet with the same thing.),1,Ratings should not matter.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user but what were the ratings . replied to his tweet with the same thing .
+3671,"knew one coworker recently had a baby, but didn't send us pictures so far. People are curious, so I tacked up a stock photo of an ugly baby.",0,,,,,,,,knew one coworker recently had a baby but didnt send us pictures so far . people are curious so i tacked up a stock photo of an ugly baby .
+3933,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Probably folks like #FullMcIntosh who don't buy games. #irony #gamergate,1,,,,,,,,user user user user user probably folks like fullmcintosh who dont buy games . irony gamergate
+128,wow they seem to be so turnt #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,wow they seem to be so turnt sarcasm
+3496,Love people that don't act like adults. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love people that dont act like adults . sarcasm
+2207,Carphone Warehouse call centre employees are such classy people #sarcasm @USER,1,,,,,,,,carphone warehouse call centre employees are such classy people sarcasm user
+2676,@USER desperately searching through emails for our #lebrock tickets for Saturday - if we can't find the email can it be resent? Or do you still have the name list on the door?,0,,,,,,,,user desperately searching through emails for our lebrock tickets for saturday if we cant find the email can it be resent . or do you still have the name list on the door .
+2419,Love that I still have kids that still wake up early on Christmas #sarcasm #justkiddingIlovethem,1,,,,,,,,love that i still have kids that still wake up early on christmas sarcasm justkiddingilovethem
+5105,"not speaking he do not like comedy, it was spoken jokingly of his assassination that is #not funny guys and gals.. (2/2)",0,,,,,,,,not speaking he do not like comedy it was spoken jokingly of his assassination that is not funny guys and gals . 22
+153,"woke up from a dream this morning that my high school best friend was pregnant. we don’t talk anymore. she posted an announcement this afternoon. oh august, you will be funn :cloud:∞:crystal_ball:",0,,,,,,,,woke up from a dream this morning that my high school best friend was pregnant . we dont talk anymore . she posted an announcement this afternoon . oh august you will be funn cloudcrystalball
+3788,330am benedryl runs for an allergic reaction to a drug which literally saves millions of lives every year. #yippee #happiness #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,330am benedryl runs for an allergic reaction to a drug which literally saves millions of lives every year . yippee happiness sarcasm
+4735,@USER do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter? Rice doesn't deserve support.,0,,,,,,,,user do you think you would support a guy who knocked out your daughter . rice doesnt deserve support .
+1423,Anyone else remember Twix Tops and M&M's Biscuits or is that just me??,0,,,,,,,,anyone else remember twix tops and mms biscuits or is that just me .
+2,Bruh. I just realized I'm wearing her shirt. The chick who dumped me. Lmfao #irony,1,,,,,,,,bruh . i just realized im wearing her shirt . the chick who dumped me . lmfao irony
+4850,Listening to Pull the Plug by Death at half eleven on a Thursday night on repeat is not good for making you sleepy. #Deathmetal,0,,,,,,,,listening to pull the plug by death at half eleven on a thursday night on repeat is not good for making you sleepy . deathmetal
+2011,@USER @USER That's going to stand him in good stead as. #chancellor. |#NOT.,1,,,,,,,,user user thats going to stand him in good stead as . chancellor . not .
+2889,@USER The best thing is Greg Paul’s face in the back,0,,,,,,,,user the best thing is greg pauls face in the back
+965,"@USER @USER No, it isn't. WR's are dime a dozen and completely replaceable. Which is why the Packers won't overspend to retain him.",0,,,,,,,,user user no it isnt . wrs are dime a dozen and completely replaceable . which is why the packers wont overspend to retain him .
+1024,cleaning up spew is a definite highlight of my job!! #not,1,,,,,,,,cleaning up spew is a definite highlight of my job . not
+1490,Fav part abt Xmas day..getting merry Xmas tweets from ppl who NEVER talk to me #kys #idontcare #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,fav part abt xmas day . getting merry xmas tweets from ppl who never talk to me kys idontcare sarcasm
+1402,Feeling like crap. And being treated horribly too. It's a great day. #sarcasm #iwanttogohome,1,,,,,,,,feeling like crap . and being treated horribly too . its a great day . sarcasm iwanttogohome
+875,@USER I guess not. Stop insulting me.,0,,,,,,,,user i guess not . stop insulting me .
+463,i love talking to people about books !!,0,,,,,,,,i love talking to people about books .
+1883,Well the week is off to a great start. #sarcasm #fml,1,,,,,,,,well the week is off to a great start . sarcasm fml
+2116,some of you actually got to ride in the car shaped shopping carts and it shows,0,,,,,,,,some of you actually got to ride in the car shaped shopping carts and it shows
+2593,Up all night took 4 hour nap I'm ready for work #Not,1,,,,,,,,up all night took 4 hour nap im ready for work not
+1607,@USER I also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks..,0,,,,,,,,user i also support instantly murdering 12 year olds with fake plastic guns in public parks .
+2684,You think Jimmy John's will deliver to my graduation ceremony? I'm starvin,1,,,,,,,,you think jimmy johns will deliver to my graduation ceremony . im starvin
+874,Working cart today..gonna make that money! #not. 35 golfers all day :unamused_face::water_pistol:,1,,,,,,,,working cart today . gonna make that money . not . 35 golfers all day unamusedfacewaterpistol
+4618,one essay submitted now to start the next one :') #thirdyearlife #loveit #not,1,,,,,,,,one essay submitted now to start the next one thirdyearlife loveit not
+2057,Yellow Pages are all you need. Phone books are the future. #truth #reallynotreally #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,yellow pages are all you need . phone books are the future . truth reallynotreally sarcasm httpurl
+4871,When you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind. $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,when you return in kind then so called friends label you as being unkind . smiley
+27,"@USER @USER I also think a lot of people didn't like the animations or graphics in Let's Go and many felt as though the game was lazy and lacking content, especially compared to some other remakes.",0,,,,,,,,user user i also think a lot of people didnt like the animations or graphics in lets go and many felt as though the game was lazy and lacking content especially compared to some other remakes .
+1070,Roman mythology gets me soo pumped #not,1,,,,,,,,roman mythology gets me soo pumped not
+4220,Wishing all the birthday sex on @USER today :birthday_cake: HTTPURL,1,Happy Birthday,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wishing all the birthday sex on user today birthdaycake httpurl
+2247,"Japan's #Abe #gets #the #mandate #he #wanted #â€"" #but #not the #recovery he wanted: Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,japans abe gets the mandate he wanted â but not the recovery he wanted japans prime minister shinzo . httpurl
+372,Shaving in the shower without your glasses/contacts is EXACTLY like performing blind surgery :eyes::kitchen_knife:,1,Shaving your legs without your glasses/contact lenses is incredibly difficult.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,shaving in the shower without your glassescontacts is exactly like performing blind surgery eyeskitchenknife
+3397,"@USER Devon Dotson also got the qualifying offer, just hasn’t been signed yet unlike Javonte Green. So we’re most likely looking at two open roster spots left.",0,,,,,,,,user devon dotson also got the qualifying offer just hasnt been signed yet unlike javonte green . so were most likely looking at two open roster spots left .
+5129,#sarcasm is the game,0,,,,,,,,sarcasm is the game
+1850,"@USER @USER @USER this is shallow af, stop discriminating eyes, all eyes are beautiful. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user user this is shallow af stop discriminating eyes all eyes are beautiful . sarcasm
+5079,Running on less than 4 hours of sleep.. #longnight #longday #sleepy,0,,,,,,,,running on less than 4 hours of sleep . longnight longday sleepy
+4882,#bitch #bitchy #badass #lol #laughing #jokes #sarcastic #sarcasm #funtime #funny #fun #ecards.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,bitch bitchy badass lol laughing jokes sarcastic sarcasm funtime funny fun ecards . httpurl
+2730,"Oh? You're a real anime fan? Name all the Boku no Pico characters, I'll wait.",1,Real fans don't have to prove themselves to anyone by listing off arbitrary facts.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh . youre a real anime fan . name all the boku no pico characters ill wait .
+2577,The @USER is open again @USER :eyes:,0,,,,,,,,the user is open again user eyes
+3901,Experts Doubt North Korea Hacked Sony « CBS Dallas / Fort Worth HTTPURL #hacker #hacked #Not,1,,,,,,,,experts doubt north korea hacked sony cbs dallas fort worth httpurl hacker hacked not
+1953,should I continue reading Tokyo revengers or vanitas no carte,0,,,,,,,,should i continue reading tokyo revengers or vanitas no carte
+4819,"Good job @USER Same-sex marriage harms free speech, new Ontario judge wrote in 2012 HTTPURL #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,good job user samesex marriage harms free speech new ontario judge wrote in 2012 httpurl sarcasm
+3921,@USER gun laws will fix everything #not,1,,,,,,,,user gun laws will fix everything not
+4512,Cast member: “I wish I was in the musical before this year. I’ve never done anything at school before and now I feel more confident and I think I want to do a spring sport now too.” THIS. This is why I love directing HS theatre. It’s about so much more than performing. :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,cast member i wish i was in the musical before this year . ive never done anything at school before and now i feel more confident and i think i want to do a spring sport now too . this . this is why i love directing hs theatre . its about so much more than performing . redheart
+3071,Too bad her cube doesn't have a door. - @USER ||#bestcoworkersever #sarcasm @USER,1,,,,,,,,too bad her cube doesnt have a door . user bestcoworkersever sarcasm user
+1975,omg there’s a sheet of ice in front of my school. should I slip and fall?,1,"I am in need of money. Therefore, I should sue my college if I fall because they are responsible for not clearing the ice on the ground.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,omg theres a sheet of ice in front of my school . should i slip and fall .
+174,"@USER its my workhorse, practically glued to my hand HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,user its my workhorse practically glued to my hand httpurl
+58,Got razor burn on my mf armpits so that’s it this pain ain’t worth societal expectations on women,0,,,,,,,,got razor burn on my mf armpits so thats it this pain aint worth societal expectations on women
+1964,8ams are just so lovely. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,8ams are just so lovely . sarcasm
+2981,@USER All that's missing now is the 'I love beer' defence,1,,,,,,,,user all thats missing now is the i love beer defence
+1244,"Are the #Gogglebox cast told to sit in the same place week in week out, or is that just human nature?",0,,,,,,,,are the gogglebox cast told to sit in the same place week in week out or is that just human nature .
+1342,@USER Nice,1,These aren't very good games,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user nice
+2663,@USER great Christmas present #NOT. Unreal what the alcohol industry will do to lure young people. #sad#nosocialconscience,1,,,,,,,,user great christmas present not . unreal what the alcohol industry will do to lure young people . sadnosocialconscience
+1440,Check out this really interesting article! @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,check out this really interesting article . user httpurl
+4405,I never knew it was so bright outside at 8 in the morning.,1,,,,,,,,i never knew it was so bright outside at 8 in the morning .
+4287,"Oh materialism, how I've missed you. #not",1,,,,,,,,oh materialism how ive missed you . not
+1609,Don't #text and #drive either. HTTPURL HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,dont text and drive either . httpurl httpurl httpurl
+3438,Really love when the @USER is over five minutes late on the cold days. Feels like Metro! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,really love when the user is over five minutes late on the cold days . feels like metro . sarcasm
+1531,"Wait didn’t covid go away?? It’s after November third so it definitely should be gone now..wait..I’m confused..121,00 cases in a day? You’re telling me THE WHOLE WORLD didn’t fake a pandemic for the US election? No way..",1,The pandemic is still very much real and has absolutely nothing to do with American election cycles. It is still happening. Please take it seriously.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,wait didnt covid go away . its after november third so it definitely should be gone now . wait . im confused . 12100 cases in a day . youre telling me the whole world didnt fake a pandemic for the us election . no way .
+1202,"It's the crackhead uncle of the HBCU family ""@USER Every HBCU in Alabama looks at Alabama State sideways lmao!""",0,,,,,,,,its the crackhead uncle of the hbcu family user every hbcu in alabama looks at alabama state sideways lmao .
+4340,@USER @USER Lovely on Carnoustie beach this morning..|#not #soggybreeks,1,,,,,,,,user user lovely on carnoustie beach this morning . not soggybreeks
+2851,Does anyone have a PDF of excerpts from ch. 2 of Mill's On Liberty? I want to assign a chunk of the argument for free expression without asking my students to read the whole chapter.,0,,,,,,,,does anyone have a pdf of excerpts from ch . 2 of mills on liberty . i want to assign a chunk of the argument for free expression without asking my students to read the whole chapter .
+3479,I love when my mornings start off like this. #not,1,,,,,,,,i love when my mornings start off like this . not
+2351,"@USER Ok, hope it will rain soon #NOT :confounded_face:",1,,,,,,,,user ok hope it will rain soon not confoundedface
+290,"Nero for Wii U - Should we be thinking Journey with jellyfish? Take a look at the fantastic trailer, courtesy of @USER ! Truly stunning.",0,,,,,,,,nero for wii u should we be thinking journey with jellyfish . take a look at the fantastic trailer courtesy of user . truly stunning .
+4176,We live in a society that has normalised debt as a part of our lifestyle. Let's normalise saving up our money before buying things.,0,,,,,,,,we live in a society that has normalised debt as a part of our lifestyle . lets normalise saving up our money before buying things .
+5041,@USER @USER I can't remember the last time I saw a newish GTi and have only ever seen 1 Golf R. What has changed?,0,,,,,,,,user user i cant remember the last time i saw a newish gti and have only ever seen 1 golf r . what has changed .
+4646,btw fat ppl realize when u comment “omg such a glow up!!” on someone’s video/post where the only difference between the person before and after is that they lost weight :neutral_face:,0,,,,,,,,btw fat ppl realize when u comment omg such a glow up . on someones videopost where the only difference between the person before and after is that they lost weight neutralface
+932,I'm glad Andy can tweet all day but not text me back. #loved #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,im glad andy can tweet all day but not text me back . loved sarcasm
+3441,For so long Americans condemned greedy businessmen but made that their sole reason to elect #Trump. #POTUS #Greed,0,,,,,,,,for so long americans condemned greedy businessmen but made that their sole reason to elect trump . potus greed
+2424,"@USER Advertising an online special with an expiry countdown, yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user advertising an online special with an expiry countdown yet you cant order anything or check your postcodes validity . irony
+3653,Ugh I’m so bored maybe I’ll get pregnant,1,,,,,,,,ugh im so bored maybe ill get pregnant
+276,Today is a fabulous day #Not #Work #Uggh,1,,,,,,,,today is a fabulous day not work uggh
+4073,@USER Grabe! Affordable na Affordable #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user grabe . affordable na affordable sarcasm
+4295,"@USER Hey Alex, thanks for the support. My FB page is : HTTPURL and success to you.",0,,,,,,,,user hey alex thanks for the support . my fb page is httpurl and success to you .
+1823,@USER Riveting news.,1,What a boring tweet.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user riveting news .
+12,Brockhampton should release a watch,1,,,,,,,,brockhampton should release a watch
+412,"apparently it's the biggest ask on the planet to find decently priced sandals with an enclosed toe. PLEASE, INTERNET. I just want to have vaguely summery shoes that don't involve me having my toes out to the world at all times lmfaoo",1,I'm finding it hard to buy affordable enclosed toe sandals on the internet.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,apparently its the biggest ask on the planet to find decently priced sandals with an enclosed toe . please internet . i just want to have vaguely summery shoes that dont involve me having my toes out to the world at all times lmfaoo
+2538,@USER time to hit the books then #irony,1,,,,,,,,user time to hit the books then irony
+4700,"our lord and savior, frank ocean, has saved us all once again.",1,Frank Ocean really did something with this new music.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,our lord and savior frank ocean has saved us all once again .
+3544,@USER .@USER @USER EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!! $smiley$ #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user . user user everything is awesome . smiley sarcasm httpurl
+5038,"#FEMALECONDOMS |#herpes is #not #curable, it #can #be #managed.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,femalecondoms herpes is not curable it can be managed . httpurl
+3761,"Duodenum, Jejunum, and Ilium would be cute names for triplets, don’t @ me",1,"Duodenum, Jejunum, and Ilium would not be cute names for triplets because they are the names of the three parts of the small intestine.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,duodenum jejunum and ilium would be cute names for triplets dont me
+2848,The two constables -- Veer Pal Singh Yadav and Avnish Yadav - did not have any criminal record. - NDTV||#irony,1,,,,,,,,the two constables veer pal singh yadav and avnish yadav did not have any criminal record . ndtvirony
+793,"@USER We should all be more tolerant, ban all free speech that we don't like and burn books containing 'hate speech' that we don't like",1,,,,,,,,user we should all be more tolerant ban all free speech that we dont like and burn books containing hate speech that we dont like
+726,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Michael Beasley is 32,0,,,,,,,,user user user user user user michael beasley is 32
+1465,aw i love it when my boss schedules me to work the day that a storm comes to the bay area!! :') #not,1,,,,,,,,aw i love it when my boss schedules me to work the day that a storm comes to the bay area . not
+1826,Las Iguanas :OK_hand::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::wine_glass::fork_and_knife:,0,,,,,,,,las iguanas okhandsmilingfacewithhearteyeswineglassforkandknife
+4361,My stray boy playing… he is looking well but still worried :worried_face: will manage one day to grab him. I got sliced up today though. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my stray boy playing he is looking well but still worried worriedface will manage one day to grab him . i got sliced up today though . httpurl
+4531,i’d like to share that i am the happiest i’ve been in a very long time,0,,,,,,,,id like to share that i am the happiest ive been in a very long time
+5145,##to#our#countries#special#dedication#to#ma#Syrian#friends#you're#not#alone#instalisten#by#heart#voice# HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,toourcountriesspecialdedicationtomasyrianfriendsyourenotaloneinstalistenbyheartvoice httpurl
+1329,I practice self control by going to target and not buying anything.,1,,,,,,,,i practice self control by going to target and not buying anything .
+2930,"I was doing great with this summary of my year until I got to June 27th, and the weekend of @USER 's birthday. #rivertrip #groupchat",0,,,,,,,,i was doing great with this summary of my year until i got to june 27th and the weekend of user s birthday . rivertrip groupchat
+5072,Lol RT @USER Wouldn't surprise me if Soldado bangs in a hatrick and we win 0-3 against Chelsea tonight .. The legend is back,0,,,,,,,,lol rt user wouldnt surprise me if soldado bangs in a hatrick and we win 03 against chelsea tonight . the legend is back
+311,"You're too ornate, to have",1,,,,,,,,youre too ornate to have
+630,My new apartment in the city is across the street from an old cemetery. How Phoebe Bridgers of me,0,,,,,,,,my new apartment in the city is across the street from an old cemetery . how phoebe bridgers of me
+2541,Absolutely disgusting. Tr*mp says he “loves” domestic terrorists and spends most of the minute long video complaining about election and not condemning their actions today? Rot in fucking hell.,0,,,,,,,,absolutely disgusting . trmp says he loves domestic terrorists and spends most of the minute long video complaining about election and not condemning their actions today . rot in fucking hell .
+4140,it's this losers birthday and that sucks for her HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,its this losers birthday and that sucks for her httpurl
+136,. which is why i've visited #pakistan as many times as i have .. sez @USER #NOT,1,,,,,,,,. which is why ive visited pakistan as many times as i have . sez user not
+181,After far too long I’m finally going to the theatre and I CANT BLOODY WAIT,0,,,,,,,,after far too long im finally going to the theatre and i cant bloody wait
+4805,"white bitches vomiting on my shoes,, please take a step back before i elbow your face and one inch punch the fetus growing inside of you",0,,,,,,,,white bitches vomiting on my shoes please take a step back before i elbow your face and one inch punch the fetus growing inside of you
+1599,"@USER @USER Be nice to add more to my pot, maybe one day i can give some away.. #Algorand",0,,,,,,,,user user be nice to add more to my pot maybe one day i can give some away . algorand
+4208,HELMET CAM :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:#BelgianGP #SkyF1,0,,,,,,,,helmet cam smilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyesbelgiangp skyf1
+3421,Feel like pure shit just want my @USER account back,0,,,,,,,,feel like pure shit just want my user account back
+2537,I am so thankful for Christian,0,,,,,,,,i am so thankful for christian
+5131,I wish it was January already.. Not because of school but because I'm having major withdrawals #Arrow #not fair wtfwasthat,0,,,,,,,,i wish it was january already . not because of school but because im having major withdrawals arrow not fair wtfwasthat
+2995,I love waking up out of a dead sleep to two firetrucks blaring past my window #not :sleeping_face::fire_engine::ambulance:,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up out of a dead sleep to two firetrucks blaring past my window not sleepingfacefireengineambulance
+2099,"TWITTER: Sure, sex is good, but have you ever tried making users read the same tweet over-and-over again when they refresh their feed even though they don’t follow the person and the tweet is objectively meh?",1,,,,,,,,twitter sure sex is good but have you ever tried making users read the same tweet overandover again when they refresh their feed even though they dont follow the person and the tweet is objectively meh .
+226,Tottenham Wembley curse over. Nothing can possibly go wrong now. #COYS,1,,,,,,,,tottenham wembley curse over . nothing can possibly go wrong now . coys
+1716,Am I the only person that was triggered watching a comedy about a 21 year-old forced into marriage shown through the male gaze? How much longer are we going to normalize this? #30weds21,0,,,,,,,,am i the only person that was triggered watching a comedy about a 21 yearold forced into marriage shown through the male gaze . how much longer are we going to normalize this . 30weds21
+57,"Love is so fucking weird. Love made me want to die a thousand times over in the past, but now love makes me want to re-clean the toilet because I blew it up after she cleaned it. I've never publicly said this, but my previous encounters with love were ponds, this one is a sea.",0,,,,,,,,love is so fucking weird . love made me want to die a thousand times over in the past but now love makes me want to reclean the toilet because i blew it up after she cleaned it . ive never publicly said this but my previous encounters with love were ponds this one is a sea .
+4475,"Just been told I need to resit a piece of coursework, it's due on the 15th! And I go on holiday on the 10th! Fml!!",0,,,,,,,,just been told i need to resit a piece of coursework its due on the 15th . and i go on holiday on the 10th . fml .
+785,Fun at @USER #Basics4Babies Day @USER on Sunday: Ask Travis Lulay to get his face painted like Tony The Tiger #irony #worthashot,1,,,,,,,,fun at user basics4babies day user on sunday ask travis lulay to get his face painted like tony the tiger irony worthashot
+3815,Day 3 of night shift: “Can I get a triple shot puppuccinio?”,1,I need 3 shots of coffee,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,day 3 of night shift can i get a triple shot puppuccinio .
+3258,So uhh.. Is there anywhere I can cop the Flamin’ Hot powder cuz I’d put that shit on everything:face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,so uhh . is there anywhere i can cop the flamin hot powder cuz id put that shit on everythingfacewithtearsofjoy
+231,Been at work for 32 minutes and I’m already pissed off :upside-down_face: happy new year :partying_face:,1,,,,,,,,been at work for 32 minutes and im already pissed off upsidedownface happy new year partyingface
+767,@USER oh yeah!! 2nd $smiley$ #HoldTheApplause hahaha lol #sarcasm <33,1,,,,,,,,user oh yeah . 2nd smiley holdtheapplause hahaha lol sarcasm 33
+1373,so I have pink eye. I'm soo excited about it :/ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,so i have pink eye . im soo excited about it sarcasm
+2989,@USER Stay faithful or stay single,0,,,,,,,,user stay faithful or stay single
+2626,Had a nice 3 hour nap. Picking up my Chinese take-out and set to watch #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy @USER I added water chestnuts to my dinner,0,,,,,,,,had a nice 3 hour nap . picking up my chinese takeout and set to watch guardiansofthegalaxy user i added water chestnuts to my dinner
+3931,Just made my own pitta chips after whinging at anyone who'd listen that I can't buy them locally. So that's pitta chips and apple crumble in my culinary repertoire. SOMEONE WIFE ME.,0,,,,,,,,just made my own pitta chips after whinging at anyone whod listen that i cant buy them locally . so thats pitta chips and apple crumble in my culinary repertoire . someone wife me .
+3523,"Yay - snow day, I can work from home - oh wait..",1,"It's snowing, if it wasn't lockdown I'd have to work from home but as I am already working from home it makes no difference to my day.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yay snow day i can work from home oh wait .
+2969,@USER @USER @USER You could certainly try - but it would be hard to strip her of the hon deg she doesn't actually have.,1,,,,,,,,user user user you could certainly try but it would be hard to strip her of the hon deg she doesnt actually have .
+2095,"@USER I suppose it won't harm his book sales either. It would be said in conversation with Madeley, perhaps it was a Freudian slip.",0,,,,,,,,user i suppose it wont harm his book sales either . it would be said in conversation with madeley perhaps it was a freudian slip .
+3478,Drop in Center to let people get the 1st or 2nd Vaccine open today . I went thinking I was able to get my 2nd one . Wait in the que 30 mins .sits down arm ready to get ! Sorry your 12hrs to early !! We cannot vacinate you till 56 days !! @USER #Seriously,1,I was to undertake my 2 covid vaccination but unfortunately I turned up 12 hrs to early and could be completed until after 56 days,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,drop in center to let people get the 1st or 2nd vaccine open today . i went thinking i was able to get my 2nd one . wait in the que 30 mins . sits down arm ready to get . sorry your 12hrs to early . we cannot vacinate you till 56 days . user seriously
+1871,@USER thanks for leaving the dish for us #sarcasm #badbusiness,1,,,,,,,,user thanks for leaving the dish for us sarcasm badbusiness
+5122,"Is your internet a bit slow today? Blame a thick, wet, cable: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,is your internet a bit slow today . blame a thick wet cable httpurl
+1043,American Kids starting playing and now I'm super missing #summer2k14 #kennychesney,0,,,,,,,,american kids starting playing and now im super missing summer2k14 kennychesney
+4724,My work email isn’t working so I can just log off for the day right? :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,I wish I would log off for the day because my email isn't working.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my work email isnt working so i can just log off for the day right . facewithrollingeyes
+4472,Marvin Lewis clearly thinks very highly of Johnny Football #not #norespect @USER,1,,,,,,,,marvin lewis clearly thinks very highly of johnny football not norespect user
+2083,Wow I really have the best luck known to man #not :grinning_face_with_sweat:,1,,,,,,,,wow i really have the best luck known to man not grinningfacewithsweat
+3057,Say no more.. #bigclub #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,say no more . bigclub not httpurl
+2227,am honestly so disturbed by the star signs changes?? like I’m a Scorpio not a libra?? am so so stressed,0,,,,,,,,am honestly so disturbed by the star signs changes . like im a scorpio not a libra . am so so stressed
+2145,"I'm sorry but I'll never understand people complaining about free DLC. Sure it could have been included in the base game, but I'm still getting the content and for free so who cares",0,,,,,,,,im sorry but ill never understand people complaining about free dlc . sure it could have been included in the base game but im still getting the content and for free so who cares
+4230,@USER but that's just like real life!,1,,,,,,,,user but thats just like real life .
+3480,@USER nice to see you admit your errors #Sarcasm slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014! @USER,1,,,,,,,,user nice to see you admit your errors sarcasm slightly different from your earlier stats for 2014 . user
+1588,I hate you so much @USER,1,Being an Eagles fan is disappointing,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i hate you so much user
+2685,"#irony Obama's $1,176,120.90 in Taxpayer Funded Costs to Attend Political Fundraisers in Los Angeles, San Francisco HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,irony obamas 1176120 . 90 in taxpayer funded costs to attend political fundraisers in los angeles san francisco httpurl
+2891,"@USER Wow, neat! & a nice mini tour of Belfast as well. I think you should have asked for one of these for Xmas, Larry!",0,,,,,,,,user wow neat . a nice mini tour of belfast as well . i think you should have asked for one of these for xmas larry .
+2517,#New#color#new#beginning#new#goals#dont#giveup#never#life#should#not#be#easy @ skdar HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,newcolornewbeginningnewgoalsdontgiveupneverlifeshouldnotbeeasy skdar httpurl
+1730,@USER #NoodleScene anyone? He was so zen there. #not. Oh! wait! But #deadHenry and #bouncebackAnnie. Silly me! All makes sense now!,1,,,,,,,,user noodlescene anyone . he was so zen there . not . oh . wait . but deadhenry and bouncebackannie . silly me . all makes sense now .
+416,:yin_yang:&:white_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,yinyangwhiteheart httpurl
+3922,"4. ""Yes"" was the reply. These are public dollars being used. What's with this lack of transparency around Union Pearson Express? #TOpoli",0,,,,,,,,4 . yes was the reply . these are public dollars being used . whats with this lack of transparency around union pearson express . topoli
+639,Wow.. the universe gave me the task of a potty training a whole human? the audacity.,1,I absolutely hate potty training toddlers.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow . the universe gave me the task of a potty training a whole human . the audacity .
+4088,people are only as tough as their phone allows them to be,0,,,,,,,,people are only as tough as their phone allows them to be
+2875,how close i am to losing it. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,how close i am to losing it . httpurl
+4049,Wish one of the many people dressed as killers were actually one n killed me,1,,,,,,,,wish one of the many people dressed as killers were actually one n killed me
+2833,Holby City had me gripped! Best. Episode. Ever.,0,,,,,,,,holby city had me gripped . best . episode . ever .
+2613,"somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december .,. and why do u think that relates madaka",0,,,,,,,,somebody wake me up early tomorrow ive been facing weird aches in my back since early december . and why do u think that relates madaka
+1472,#ripcharliewatts Absolute rock and roll legend #charliewatts,0,,,,,,,,ripcharliewatts absolute rock and roll legend charliewatts
+1759,"Funny Quote of the Day: ""I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike?"" - Jean Cocteau",1,Everyone is allowed good luck no matter if you like them or not.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,funny quote of the day i believe in luck how else can you explain the success of those you dislike . jean cocteau
+3729,@USER @USER @USER @USER actually I believe Henry is undefeated on Turf in @USER @USER #IRONY,1,,,,,,,,user user user user actually i believe henry is undefeated on turf in user user irony
+4280,"#bbcqt It sure would be nice if Ms May decided to answer a question, rather than dance readily around it.",1,Theresa May just needs to answer the question.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,bbcqt it sure would be nice if ms may decided to answer a question rather than dance readily around it .
+3568,Idk why but I love comfortable silence,0,,,,,,,,idk why but i love comfortable silence
+1149,I like to think #Trump actually thinks they are called #hamberders. #McDonaldTrump,1,,,,,,,,i like to think trump actually thinks they are called hamberders . mcdonaldtrump
+169,I need new boots for my birthday.. And by new boots I mean like 3 or 4 pairs :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #ineednewboots #boots,0,,,,,,,,i need new boots for my birthday . and by new boots i mean like 3 or 4 pairs grinningfacewithsmilingeyesgrinningfacewithsmilingeyes ineednewboots boots
+2377,Photo: Cheers! #vodka #mother #energy #drink #tipsy #on #one #drink #Cadbury #not #alcoholic #Friday.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,photo cheers . vodka mother energy drink tipsy on one drink cadbury not alcoholic friday . httpurl
+5017,Home finally! What a way to start the christmas break!! :thumbs_up::OK_hand:,0,,,,,,,,home finally . what a way to start the christmas break . thumbsupokhand
+315,"how do i explain to a potential roommate that i like gaudy cringey items not in a “haha this statement is so funny” but in a new-age, ironic, my life is satire, millenialcore kind of way",0,,,,,,,,how do i explain to a potential roommate that i like gaudy cringey items not in a haha this statement is so funny but in a newage ironic my life is satire millenialcore kind of way
+3452,Hello friday I've been waiting for you all week! Thanks for getting here so quickly and please don't drag coz I need a lie-in 2moz!,1,,,,,,,,hello friday ive been waiting for you all week . thanks for getting here so quickly and please dont drag coz i need a liein 2moz .
+4890,@USER @USER Specialty starter or light bite featuring laverbread.,0,,,,,,,,user user specialty starter or light bite featuring laverbread .
+4053,@USER Being doing projects for university all day! My life is soo interesting #irony,1,,,,,,,,user being doing projects for university all day . my life is soo interesting irony
+5048,"@USER hello, can you give me an guess when Xbox core services will be fixed?",0,,,,,,,,user hello can you give me an guess when xbox core services will be fixed .
+475,This time change is crazy. Everyones all up here like woohoo its 11am lets live life! & I'm like it is 5am & I have not slept at all yet.,0,,,,,,,,this time change is crazy . everyones all up here like woohoo its 11am lets live life . im like it is 5am i have not slept at all yet .
+2850,Gotta love #EMC's latest feature on the VNX side. #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,gotta love emcs latest feature on the vnx side . sarcasm httpurl
+4664,NEW VID ALERT :police_car_light: Powerbeats Pro Wireless Headphones Unboxing and Review! (feat. Alex). GO CHECK THESE OUT HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,new vid alert policecarlight powerbeats pro wireless headphones unboxing and review . feat . alex . go check these out httpurl httpurl
+3886,"Submitted my application for PhD funding today, then shit myself and wanted to withdraw it :face_with_tears_of_joy::see-no-evil_monkey:",0,,,,,,,,submitted my application for phd funding today then shit myself and wanted to withdraw it facewithtearsofjoyseenoevilmonkey
+4268,Wow not sleeping at least once or twice a week is gr8. Love it. Feels so good:upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,1,,,,,,,,wow not sleeping at least once or twice a week is gr8 . love it . feels so goodupsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+3946,Lil Wayne got dressed in the dark? #CFPNationalChampionship,1,,,,,,,,lil wayne got dressed in the dark . cfpnationalchampionship
+1121,just stuck my entire hand in a hot oven without thinking about the consequences. self preservation is clearly my strong suit,1,Self preservation isnt my strong suit,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just stuck my entire hand in a hot oven without thinking about the consequences . self preservation is clearly my strong suit
+2783,"#Terror on high Seas ..|Fishing boat, allegedly from #Pakistan, blows up at sea .. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,terror on high seas . fishing boat allegedly from pakistan blows up at sea . httpurl
+1335,:dizzy:jsc bonding nights:dizzy::smiling_face_with_hearts::partying_face:,1,"I would say ""bonding with the jsc homies"".",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dizzyjsc bonding nightsdizzysmilingfacewithheartspartyingface
+349,"This tennis is hilariously fantastic to watch. So many finals are tight, cagey, error-strewn affairs. Not this one. #raducanufernandez #USOpen2021",0,,,,,,,,this tennis is hilariously fantastic to watch . so many finals are tight cagey errorstrewn affairs . not this one . raducanufernandez usopen2021
+1613,if he’s: - smooth talkin - so rockin - got everythin that a girls wantin - a cutie - plays it groovy - you cant help yourself from doin something stupid - think your fallin for his smile - butterflies when he says your name - got somethin special Then: -he’s probably just tall,0,,,,,,,,if hes smooth talkin so rockin got everythin that a girls wantin a cutie plays it groovy you cant help yourself from doin something stupid think your fallin for his smile butterflies when he says your name got somethin special then hes probably just tall
+3407,Football’s back. NFL’s back. James Wan’s back with a horror. This weekend is set up for absolute glory,0,,,,,,,,footballs back . nfls back . james wans back with a horror . this weekend is set up for absolute glory
+3194,@USER Remake them like Spyro and Crash and then release Jak 4!,0,,,,,,,,user remake them like spyro and crash and then release jak 4 .
+663,Yep that's another completely authentic review from a happy customer: HTTPURL CC @USER,1,,,,,,,,yep thats another completely authentic review from a happy customer httpurl cc user
+3016,#Irony - the true definition - #Iran hosting a conference against extremist! HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony the true definition iran hosting a conference against extremist . httpurl
+1902,"If you build your life on God’s love, suffering drives you deeper into the source of your joy. If you build your life on worldly things when suffering comes it will drive you away from your joy",0,,,,,,,,if you build your life on gods love suffering drives you deeper into the source of your joy . if you build your life on worldly things when suffering comes it will drive you away from your joy
+1,"My department is hiring in metaphysics and epistemology (broadly construed). 2-2 teaching load with TA support (2-1 for the first 2 years), MA program, in a city of 260k people with several locations of just about every fast food restaurant. Not bad! HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,my department is hiring in metaphysics and epistemology broadly construed . 22 teaching load with ta support 21 for the first 2 years ma program in a city of 260k people with several locations of just about every fast food restaurant . not bad . httpurl
+127,"Lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad- ""who would even read that? No one's going to notice that thing.."" #irony",1,,,,,,,,lawyer on train to other lawyer talking about ceiling ad who would even read that . no ones going to notice that thing . irony
+2806,I haven’t used snap in so long and my short attention span/short term memory can’t keep track of what we’re talking about :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,i havent used snap in so long and my short attention spanshort term memory cant keep track of what were talking about wearyface
+2795,I'm the highest I'll ever be on 420 in my life! I'm on an airplane duh,1,“I’m flying to [location]” because I was just flying on an airplane and it happened to be April 20th which people call “420 day”.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im the highest ill ever be on 420 in my life . im on an airplane duh
+1196,"I need to be on a beach, this sunshine is a tease",0,,,,,,,,i need to be on a beach this sunshine is a tease
+3655,"Wow did you see that ! Nice triple overtake from Norris !, #ImaginaryGrandPrix",0,,,,,,,,wow did you see that . nice triple overtake from norris . imaginarygrandprix
+1748,God I love wasting money on trying to help other people. Fucking great time. highly recommend. :upside-down_face::water_pistol:,1,,,,,,,,god i love wasting money on trying to help other people . fucking great time . highly recommend . upsidedownfacewaterpistol
+652,I just love not being able to sleep.. #not #sotired,1,,,,,,,,i just love not being able to sleep . not sotired
+2012,Why YES! Of course I use #sarcasm a lot in my day..because violence is illegal.,1,,,,,,,,why yes . of course i use sarcasm a lot in my day . because violence is illegal .
+4093,yo who wants to link up when I’m in London?!,0,,,,,,,,yo who wants to link up when im in london .
+2812,supaa sweet when you have finals in the AM and ya can't sleep. #not,1,,,,,,,,supaa sweet when you have finals in the am and ya cant sleep . not
+2774,I picked a great night to not want to sleep. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i picked a great night to not want to sleep . sarcasm
+972,@USER We should monitor them.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user we should monitor them . sarcasm
+298,you can still get punished for breaking the law if you’re prime minister right..?,1,,,,,,,,you can still get punished for breaking the law if youre prime minister right .
+2614,Always nice when a 40 year old man you don't know calls you pretty #not,1,,,,,,,,always nice when a 40 year old man you dont know calls you pretty not
+645,@USER stuff press write about it literally ridiculous!Would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here? #ghostwriter #irony,1,,,,,,,,user stuff press write about it literally ridiculous . would it be harsh to point out the lack of literacy here . ghostwriter irony
+2911,"When I see the homies succeed, creating more, getting their ideas out, it inspires me to go harder. No jealousy, no competition, just motivation.",0,,,,,,,,when i see the homies succeed creating more getting their ideas out it inspires me to go harder . no jealousy no competition just motivation .
+2590,super duper grateful to everyone i have in my life :smiling_face_with_hearts:,0,,,,,,,,super duper grateful to everyone i have in my life smilingfacewithhearts
+3832,@USER Why don't you Tarmac all the speed humps in The Cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates!|#Not:rocket:Science,0,,,,,,,,user why dont you tarmac all the speed humps in the cut in 1 go instead of bit by bit as the brickwork disintegrates . notrocketscience
+4363,some people are so cucked by the royals and for what lmao,0,,,,,,,,some people are so cucked by the royals and for what lmao
+4910,@USER - Russell Brand discussed today how much his London mansion is worth..and Marx was married to a baroness #irony #scum #weak,1,,,,,,,,user russell brand discussed today how much his london mansion is worth . and marx was married to a baroness irony scum weak
+3304,"From our upstairs neighbors deciding to do a load of laundry at 12am, to the 1:30am freight train, falling asleep is working out great! #not",1,,,,,,,,from our upstairs neighbors deciding to do a load of laundry at 12am to the 130am freight train falling asleep is working out great . not
+5157,vCAC looks like an even bigger bag of hurt than vCD HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,vcac looks like an even bigger bag of hurt than vcd httpurl
+326,Isn't it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks? #sarcasm #gettingold,1,,,,,,,,isnt it great to sleep 5 hours and feel like a million bucks . sarcasm gettingold
+3696,Who would've imagined that #jakeplummer smokes weed regularly?? #sarcasm #outsidethelines,1,,,,,,,,who wouldve imagined that jakeplummer smokes weed regularly . sarcasm outsidethelines
+182,Main issue with the walking dead- you forget to breathe when you're watching. So bloody good #WalkingDead,0,,,,,,,,main issue with the walking dead you forget to breathe when youre watching . so bloody good walkingdead
+2020,"Baby, write this down",0,,,,,,,,baby write this down
+2460,I've changed gazilion times the #java configuration NOT to check for updates. It's nice that every five minutes asks me for an update! #not,1,,,,,,,,ive changed gazilion times the java configuration not to check for updates . its nice that every five minutes asks me for an update . not
+3395,I have such a wonderful gf! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i have such a wonderful gf . sarcasm
+2447,Omg thank u for pointing out that I apologize too much :folded_hands:,1,I hate it when people tell me I apologize too much,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,omg thank u for pointing out that i apologize too much foldedhands
+2584,Me: on a scale of one to ten how cute are the babies you see in clinic? Rob: that chunky baby the other day was a ten. The one I saw today was a three--so pale. To be fair she's in the hospital and very sick.,0,,,,,,,,me on a scale of one to ten how cute are the babies you see in clinic . rob that chunky baby the other day was a ten . the one i saw today was a threeso pale . to be fair shes in the hospital and very sick .
+2822,@USER It's green. Definitely green.,1,,,,,,,,user its green . definitely green .
+3503,Hello Twitter! #myfirstTweet,1,,,,,,,,hello twitter . myfirsttweet
+1954,yeah English stop saying Jane's word,0,,,,,,,,yeah english stop saying janes word
+4139,@USER I need a new job so I can read books again. I miss reading. Being an English teacher really gets in the way of reading. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user i need a new job so i can read books again . i miss reading . being an english teacher really gets in the way of reading . irony
+2607,“Just listen to the police.” “Just listen to the curfew.” What would’ve happened if the Civil Rights protesters in the 1960s just listened to the cops and stopped their sit-ins or just stopped their Freedom Rides? Change starts by defying the unjust authority in place. #BLM,0,,,,,,,,just listen to the police . just listen to the curfew . what wouldve happened if the civil rights protesters in the 1960s just listened to the cops and stopped their sitins or just stopped their freedom rides . change starts by defying the unjust authority in place . blm
+979,Parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,parking meter obviously forgot to get its own parking ticket . irony httpurl
+2124,In ​Bostrom's words: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,in bostroms words httpurl
+3552,Yay for knee machines! #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,yay for knee machines . not httpurl
+3884,Some girls really are scandalous :snake:,0,,,,,,,,some girls really are scandalous snake
+621,i love when i respond to my professor immediately after she emailed me and i still haven’t gotten a response :)) (it’s been almost 4 hours) :)),1,I hate that my professor isn't responding to me after I immediately replied to her email.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love when i respond to my professor immediately after she emailed me and i still havent gotten a response its been almost 4 hours
+4736,#sarcasm It's a comforting thought:every tax payer will b reminded of #OCARE being rammed in2 law when answering questions on 2014 tax forms,1,,,,,,,,sarcasm its a comforting thoughtevery tax payer will b reminded of ocare being rammed in2 law when answering questions on 2014 tax forms
+2546,Duale seeking 'protection to be heard' when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom #Irony,1,,,,,,,,duale seeking protection to be heard when the proposed security bill will trample the basic rights of his pple and their freedom irony
+4482,Greenwood best youngster in the league btw,0,,,,,,,,greenwood best youngster in the league btw
+1073,Looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight :face_savoring_food: seems like fun #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,looking forward to doing my 4 page essay tonight facesavoringfood seems like fun sarcasm
+1138,I will be testing the water park and the wetsuit to their limits HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i will be testing the water park and the wetsuit to their limits httpurl
+4968,@USER you sound just like Jack Kerouac |#not,1,,,,,,,,user you sound just like jack kerouac not
+2363,@USER @USER Nice smile #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user nice smile sarcasm
+4938,So I heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best College a jawdropping package! #irony,1,,,,,,,,so i heard a college dropout is offering a graduate from best college a jawdropping package . irony
+615,I didn’t play outside as a child and now my skin is less sun damaged than all of yours. You fools. You charlatans.,1,,,,,,,,i didnt play outside as a child and now my skin is less sun damaged than all of yours . you fools . you charlatans .
+3820,"#13CABS apparently this guy only does city-airport. If not, swears & drives off. Even from a taxi rank #goodguy #not HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,13cabs apparently this guy only does cityairport . if not swears drives off . even from a taxi rank goodguy not httpurl
+2242,Seriously thank God tomorrow's friday #needabreak,0,,,,,,,,seriously thank god tomorrows friday needabreak
+2022,Having nothing you studied be on the test is just fckn greaat #not,1,,,,,,,,having nothing you studied be on the test is just fckn greaat not
+437,"don't knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair ""inspires"" them! im just living they same you are dude",0,,,,,,,,dont knw how to react everytime sum1 says me being in a wheelchair inspires them . im just living they same you are dude
+4309,@USER :pouting_face: no he bloody isn't I was upstairs getting changed !,0,,,,,,,,user poutingface no he bloody isnt i was upstairs getting changed .
+4233,"Watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills, really excites me for the future. -__- #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,watching my grandparents and my parents pay all these bills really excites me for the future . sarcasm
+2775,NOT OLIVIA RODRIGO TRAITOR IN THE BACKGROUND #LoveIsland,1,traitor by olivia rodrigo in the background ?? YES,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not olivia rodrigo traitor in the background loveisland
+2428,"Finally got new contacts which means I finally plucked my eyebrows for the first time since Laila was born (or, lets be honest, well before she was born).",0,,,,,,,,finally got new contacts which means i finally plucked my eyebrows for the first time since laila was born or lets be honest well before she was born .
+4707,I wonder if the ubiquity of spell checkers will change the evolution of language? #ShowerThoughts,0,,,,,,,,i wonder if the ubiquity of spell checkers will change the evolution of language . showerthoughts
+555,Well on a positive note if I can stay awake for another hour I can go get my blood work done! #positivenote fun stuff #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,well on a positive note if i can stay awake for another hour i can go get my blood work done . positivenote fun stuff sarcasm
+56,"#DominicCummings Sack him. Or better yet, charge him.",0,,,,,,,,dominiccummings sack him . or better yet charge him .
+3251,"facebook is so ridiculously broken. absolute garbage platform, -2/10.",0,,,,,,,,facebook is so ridiculously broken . absolute garbage platform 210 .
+497,watching tik toks at full volume in the middle of the airport should be a federal offense,1,I find it irritating when people listen to videos loudly in public spaces,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,watching tik toks at full volume in the middle of the airport should be a federal offense
+3690,@USER The only place where you don't wanna sit on the seat that you earned. #Irony|#Dancing |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic,1,,,,,,,,user the only place where you dont wanna sit on the seat that you earned . ironydancing quiksilvergoessupersonic
+2534,"After my Holland & Barrett parcel was damaged on its way to me, I had to send probably the most middle class e-mail of my life, asking them to please resend the order ASAP as I was running out of kombucha.",0,,,,,,,,after my holland barrett parcel was damaged on its way to me i had to send probably the most middle class email of my life asking them to please resend the order asap as i was running out of kombucha .
+3668,The day I’ve bought my own house & had an instant boiling water tap fitted is when I’ll know I’ve made it,0,,,,,,,,the day ive bought my own house had an instant boiling water tap fitted is when ill know ive made it
+3100,Just found out I have my making babies final on Thursday. Good thing I have so much time to study #NOT,1,,,,,,,,just found out i have my making babies final on thursday . good thing i have so much time to study not
+1380,Actually considering applying for the undateables,1,Why is my lovelife so dead?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,actually considering applying for the undateables
+2373,I have to live with my roommate for 2.5 more days and I question whether my sanity can even take that.,0,,,,,,,,i have to live with my roommate for 2 . 5 more days and i question whether my sanity can even take that .
+4095,Amazing how fast this team can go winning from 13 straight to losing three in a row. Lol. Horrible managing tonight. I really hope this Boone experiment is over soon.,1,The Yankees are a really bad team right now and it's amazing how fast they can fall.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,amazing how fast this team can go winning from 13 straight to losing three in a row . lol . horrible managing tonight . i really hope this boone experiment is over soon .
+3446,my car is acting up AGAIN for like the 3rd year in a row and I’m just going to drive it into the river at the point,1,"""my car is acting up AGAIN for like the 3rd year in a row and I'm really frustrated with it right now""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my car is acting up again for like the 3rd year in a row and im just going to drive it into the river at the point
+2934,whenever i see someone put in a bath bomb on their story i just think of that scene from the goblet of fire,0,,,,,,,,whenever i see someone put in a bath bomb on their story i just think of that scene from the goblet of fire
+2115,I love when I'm taken as a joke..makes me feel so good about myself! #NOT,1,,,,,,,,i love when im taken as a joke . makes me feel so good about myself . not
+2147,I love how @USER can stay up and tweet but can't stay up and hang out with me! #truebro #not,1,,,,,,,,i love how user can stay up and tweet but cant stay up and hang out with me . truebro not
+2890,Well that’s the last time I swear at the pizza man down the phone. :pizza: He wins. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,well thats the last time i swear at the pizza man down the phone . pizza he wins . httpurl
+3151,#Law&OrderSVU where rappers go to act,0,,,,,,,,lawordersvu where rappers go to act
+415,milk and cookies are an undefeated delicacy,0,,,,,,,,milk and cookies are an undefeated delicacy
+2839,@USER @USER Johny UR cracking me up on Facebook chatting up my mate :grinning_squinting_face::grinning_squinting_face::grinning_squinting_face:,0,,,,,,,,user user johny ur cracking me up on facebook chatting up my mate grinningsquintingfacegrinningsquintingfacegrinningsquintingface
+634,We hold these kids back.. #irony #RUT340,1,,,,,,,,we hold these kids back . irony rut340
+3055,I asked God to protect me from my enemies a long time ago .. short after I started losing friends #irony or #naah,1,,,,,,,,i asked god to protect me from my enemies a long time ago . short after i started losing friends irony or naah
+1791,"Can't get over this very British weather! Remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals, they like to hide under cars :cat_face::dog_face:",0,,,,,,,,cant get over this very british weather . remember to check under you cars and wheels for any small animals they like to hide under cars catfacedogface
+4571,Who signed me up for a lifetime subscription to my own thoughts,0,,,,,,,,who signed me up for a lifetime subscription to my own thoughts
+1374,dont u just love when u get ready for a cancelled date two hours early . . . yeah i wasnt excited or anything,1,"My date got cancelled, and I got ready for nothing.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,dont u just love when u get ready for a cancelled date two hours early . . . yeah i wasnt excited or anything
+3086,"My lecturer has just posted our coursework mark (and therefore module mark) today, thanks, I guess?",1,,,,,,,,my lecturer has just posted our coursework mark and therefore module mark today thanks i guess .
+2314,Just delivered @USER #cronuts to @USER hmm #irony its for a customer I hope!! HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,just delivered user cronuts to user hmm irony its for a customer i hope . httpurl
+3138,$4.55 now I’m a liar $VISL,0,,,,,,,,4 . 55 now im a liar visl
+4672,I doubt this week could get any better. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i doubt this week could get any better . sarcasm
+527,Jeudy $sad$,0,,,,,,,,jeudy sad
+2972,I love how concerned the leave voters are about conservation. Over 650 laws in place by the EU to protect our wildlife.,1,,,,,,,,i love how concerned the leave voters are about conservation . over 650 laws in place by the eu to protect our wildlife .
+2245,#TheLiesWeAllTellOurselves I will stop playing a good game and go to bed.,1,,,,,,,,thelieswealltellourselves i will stop playing a good game and go to bed .
+1877,Got to love #htafc Twitter :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:,1,,,,,,,,got to love htafc twitter rollingonthefloorlaughingrollingonthefloorlaughingrollingonthefloorlaughing
+3102,"""I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor."" Henry David Thoreau",0,,,,,,,,i know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor . henry david thoreau
+3128,The end of of S3E2 money heist makes me v happy,0,,,,,,,,the end of of s3e2 money heist makes me v happy
+4476,"juugin everything, niggas got warrants to pay #irony",1,,,,,,,,juugin everything niggas got warrants to pay irony
+2230,me: $sad$ me after eating one blueberry: $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,me sad me after eating one blueberry smiley
+964,"Well, I know what I’m wearing for the school run tomorrow #dualipa #ritaora",1,,,,,,,,well i know what im wearing for the school run tomorrow dualipa ritaora
+34,The good thing about college is that you're not asked to do evens or odds or even the back page of your worksheet. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the good thing about college is that youre not asked to do evens or odds or even the back page of your worksheet . sarcasm
+2042,Meanwhile in Zimbabwe the South African imposed government promises to stamp out corruption. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,meanwhile in zimbabwe the south african imposed government promises to stamp out corruption . irony
+4276,What an amazing start to the weekend! #sarcasm #ohgoditsfridayagain,1,,,,,,,,what an amazing start to the weekend . sarcasm ohgoditsfridayagain
+5025,@USER you have never seen me,0,,,,,,,,user you have never seen me
+3567,"Standard Christmas newsfeed. Diamonds everywhere, everyone's engaged. Congratulations. #original #not #Christmas #engaged",1,,,,,,,,standard christmas newsfeed . diamonds everywhere everyones engaged . congratulations . original not christmas engaged
+636,"idk who needs to hear this, but you can let yourself cough while smoking weed. If your friends make fun of you for it, they’re just inexperienced & immature. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk",0,,,,,,,,idk who needs to hear this but you can let yourself cough while smoking weed . if your friends make fun of you for it theyre just inexperienced immature . thanks for coming to my ted talk
+2046,Travel and tourism this morning.My favourite lesson whoo #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,travel and tourism this morning . my favourite lesson whoo sarcasm
+525,THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND:heart_suit::heart_suit: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,thats my best friendheartsuitheartsuit httpurl
+265,I’ve seen a lot of people on local Facebook groups asking AirBnB owners if they have any availability recently. If only there was a website you could use to find out if an AirBnB was available :thinking_face:,1,There is a website you could use to check if the airbnb is available,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive seen a lot of people on local facebook groups asking airbnb owners if they have any availability recently . if only there was a website you could use to find out if an airbnb was available thinkingface
+4471,Loudwire is fucking aids.,1,,,,,,,,loudwire is fucking aids .
+1537,Good crowd at the Independence Bowl..#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,good crowd at the independence bowl . sarcasm
+4627,#Irony: When the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals. #Cleansing=#Contaminating #Vapour,1,,,,,,,,irony when the vapours that are emitted by cleansing solvents are emitted by contaminating chemicals . cleansingcontaminating vapour
+3999,Why didn't I start watching the tudors earlier? #iloveit,0,,,,,,,,why didnt i start watching the tudors earlier . iloveit
+836,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER The day the US starts acting in the manner you describe is the day I open my unicorn farm.,1,,,,,,,,user user user user user the day the us starts acting in the manner you describe is the day i open my unicorn farm .
+4905,That was a great 3 hours of sleep #Not,1,,,,,,,,that was a great 3 hours of sleep not
+2713,Please please please show your support for my dad and his charity event. 7 sprint triathlons in 7 days - HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,please please please show your support for my dad and his charity event . 7 sprint triathlons in 7 days httpurl
+4574,@USER that's funny #not,1,,,,,,,,user thats funny not
+1961,"I was in no way prepared for the emotional wringing of my soul that #TalesFromtheLoop would put me through. And the score? Stunning. If you want something beautiful, intelligent and unique to watch, give it a go. It’s on Amazon Prime. I’m off for a lie down and a cry.",0,,,,,,,,i was in no way prepared for the emotional wringing of my soul that talesfromtheloop would put me through . and the score . stunning . if you want something beautiful intelligent and unique to watch give it a go . its on amazon prime . im off for a lie down and a cry .
+4744,"@USER ""i feel bad for the American people, now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them"" #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user i feel bad for the american people now we should invade their country in kill their children so we can save them sarcasm
+2924,Coin ! WatcherOnAWall: Anyone else find it sad that we have to remind Conservative Republicans that Torture is wrong? #TortureReport #Not..,1,,,,,,,,coin . watcheronawall anyone else find it sad that we have to remind conservative republicans that torture is wrong . torturereport not .
+4791,#irony how half of the world is suffering from obesity and the other half is dying of famine!!,1,,,,,,,,irony how half of the world is suffering from obesity and the other half is dying of famine .
+563,Why does money heist do this to me :loudly_crying_face: My heart :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,why does money heist do this to me loudlycryingface my heart loudlycryingface
+425,me with an 8am chem lab on friday:loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,me with an 8am chem lab on fridayloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface httpurl
+1949,"Worst mistake you can ever make is not taking ur mates advice, hands down",0,,,,,,,,worst mistake you can ever make is not taking ur mates advice hands down
+2458,"Our magical cup run has come to a halt, it was good while it lasted boys #NUFC",1,,,,,,,,our magical cup run has come to a halt it was good while it lasted boys nufc
+5040,"@USER that's where you are wrong, I can just watch his films and not follow him on Twitter.",0,,,,,,,,user thats where you are wrong i can just watch his films and not follow him on twitter .
+4641,Losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome. #not,1,,,,,,,,losing the keys to your car before your have to drive yourself to the airport to catch a flight is awesome . not
+1824,Spanish farmers block traffic with tractors to demand fair prices for producers HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,spanish farmers block traffic with tractors to demand fair prices for producers httpurl
+491,"@USER Another misogynistic, homophobic rapper.. how shocking!",1,Many rappers seem to be homophobic.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user another misogynistic homophobic rapper . how shocking .
+3608,Being able to “like” messages is the worst thing to happen to texting. I just told my mom I wouldn’t be home for dinner and she liked it,0,,,,,,,,being able to like messages is the worst thing to happen to texting . i just told my mom i wouldnt be home for dinner and she liked it
+1417,"Dad and step mom bitching at each other, now it's Christmas :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::Christmas_tree::face_with_steam_from_nose: #sarcasm #ugh",1,,,,,,,,dad and step mom bitching at each other now its christmas smilingfacewithsmilingeyeschristmastreefacewithsteamfromnose sarcasm ugh
+5054,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER not now guys finals #not:hundred_points:,0,,,,,,,,user user user user user user user not now guys finals nothundredpoints
+4555,@USER Sig-ni-fi-cant witter #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user significant witter not
+3353,"""This is not just a black people issue, this is a HUMAN RIGHTS issue."" Leslie Redmond, President, NAACP Minneapolis",0,,,,,,,,this is not just a black people issue this is a human rights issue . leslie redmond president naacp minneapolis
+3858,This shouldn't have to be such a chore :sleeping_face:,1,,,,,,,,this shouldnt have to be such a chore sleepingface
+3707,"i wanted Marlow’s, jeremy wanted Osaka, so we compromised and now we’re at Marlow’s",1,,,,,,,,i wanted marlows jeremy wanted osaka so we compromised and now were at marlows
+1257,Putting the toilet paper roll on so that it hangs under instead of over is a crime worthy of the death penalty,1,I dislike when people put the toilet paper roll on so that it hangs under instead of over.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,putting the toilet paper roll on so that it hangs under instead of over is a crime worthy of the death penalty
+1845,just your casual reminder that #AllBirthdaysMatter and I can’t stress this enough:sparkles:fuck trump:sparkles:,1,"I would say ""Donald Trump's birthday does not deserve to be celebrated"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just your casual reminder that allbirthdaysmatter and i cant stress this enoughsparklesfuck trumpsparkles
+4304,Well @USER I watched'Making of' clip about Drive Rescored. Now I see how easily composers do it! #NOT HTTPURL #,1,,,,,,,,well user i watchedmaking of clip about drive rescored . now i see how easily composers do it . not httpurl
+3317,"There's far too much ""imagine if you had kids"" talk and far too little ""imagine if you couldn't have kids"" talk.",0,,,,,,,,theres far too much imagine if you had kids talk and far too little imagine if you couldnt have kids talk .
+2036,StephenFry: @USER Oooh - busted by superior understanding ..! Crestfallen and shamed. #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,stephenfry user oooh busted by superior understanding . crestfallen and shamed . not httpurl
+2321,I’m on a serious treat myself kick and I’m not mad about it,0,,,,,,,,im on a serious treat myself kick and im not mad about it
+5078,Day 39&40 #Irony 3 #Novel Train. #comfortzone #christmastree #nextlevel #buzzkillington #familyguy.. HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,day 3940 irony 3 novel train . comfortzone christmastree nextlevel buzzkillington familyguy . httpurl via user
+3080,"Can't believe ash made this, too funny #Tolo #Not #Never #Sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,cant believe ash made this too funny tolo not never sarcasm httpurl
+1309,Thank you to my apartment complex for consistently cutting the grass at 8 am every Thursday for ~5 hours. It’s definitely not super obnoxious or bothersome :smiling_face::smiling_face:,1,@ my apartment complex: please pick a time later in the day to mow the lawn. 8 am = cranky residents.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thank you to my apartment complex for consistently cutting the grass at 8 am every thursday for 5 hours . its definitely not super obnoxious or bothersome smilingfacesmilingface
+4155,We spend our childhood in a hurry to grow up and when we grow up we want to retain our childlike nature! #justsaying #irony #lifegoals #kids,1,,,,,,,,we spend our childhood in a hurry to grow up and when we grow up we want to retain our childlike nature . justsaying irony lifegoals kids
+2457,how tf am i supposed to grocery shop now HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,how tf am i supposed to grocery shop now httpurl
+1352,POV you walk into my room at 2am and I'm crawling around on all fours because someone on TikTok did it and had super buff arms,0,,,,,,,,pov you walk into my room at 2am and im crawling around on all fours because someone on tiktok did it and had super buff arms
+5046,If someone could come give me a massage that would be gr8,0,,,,,,,,if someone could come give me a massage that would be gr8
+1110,"@USER Technically, we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour. |#irony|#TrueStoryFam",1,,,,,,,,user technically we aint muzlamics until we believe in a guy lost in a cellar as our saviour . ironytruestoryfam
+4109,@USER I'm not religious enough lol,1,,,,,,,,user im not religious enough lol
+2055,"Palace are simply awesome at getting deals done with a couple of hours left too, so no worries :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #cpfc",1,,,,,,,,palace are simply awesome at getting deals done with a couple of hours left too so no worries facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy cpfc
+5115,@USER should just relate to her water first AMEN,0,,,,,,,,user should just relate to her water first amen
+3008,"I checked twitter and snapchat but I can't tell what day it is, someone please help :winking_face_with_tongue:|#sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i checked twitter and snapchat but i cant tell what day it is someone please help winkingfacewithtonguesarcasm
+3230,meeting @USER really was the best day of my life. what do i do now lol,0,,,,,,,,meeting user really was the best day of my life . what do i do now lol
+1422,sometimes you just have to send death threats to your animal crossing villagers,0,,,,,,,,sometimes you just have to send death threats to your animal crossing villagers
+3419,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER In other news, global hunger is no longer an issue because you just ate.",1,,,,,,,,user user user user user in other news global hunger is no longer an issue because you just ate .
+4743,im not ignoring you.. I’m just ignoring my responsibilities,0,,,,,,,,im not ignoring you . im just ignoring my responsibilities
+1135,"@USER @USER In a musical, the music department is quite unimportant. #sarcasm #umitsaMUSICAL",1,,,,,,,,user user in a musical the music department is quite unimportant . sarcasm umitsamusical
+1550,One positive of the dark mornings is you can walk the dogs in your pyjamas and no one can tell :smiling_face_with_open_hands::smiling_face_with_open_hands::smiling_face_with_open_hands:,0,,,,,,,,one positive of the dark mornings is you can walk the dogs in your pyjamas and no one can tell smilingfacewithopenhandssmilingfacewithopenhandssmilingfacewithopenhands
+4407,"Thanks mom for all those lovely words, you just love to let me know how proud you are of me |#not #wordshurt",1,,,,,,,,thanks mom for all those lovely words you just love to let me know how proud you are of me not wordshurt
+3554,Resisting the urge to label mulder a himbo,0,,,,,,,,resisting the urge to label mulder a himbo
+1063,Nice to know that my dad lied about insuring me on my own car!?!? He literally only re-insured it because he couldn’t be bothered to sell it or move his car off the drive mind-blown,1,,,,,,,,nice to know that my dad lied about insuring me on my own car . he literally only reinsured it because he couldnt be bothered to sell it or move his car off the drive mindblown
+3121,@USER @USER gotta be a joke about tootin a Horn somewhere,0,,,,,,,,user user gotta be a joke about tootin a horn somewhere
+713,@USER @USER @USER @USER when is season 5 of Lucifer coming?? After corona is gone??,0,,,,,,,,user user user user when is season 5 of lucifer coming . after corona is gone .
+3907,quicksand is not as big of a problem in my adult life as I thought it would be,0,,,,,,,,quicksand is not as big of a problem in my adult life as i thought it would be
+2754,@USER He's just trying to drive Suh's price up. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user hes just trying to drive suhs price up . sarcasm
+2575,A 3rd dose is coming in the middle of flu season and I’m really not ready :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,a 3rd dose is coming in the middle of flu season and im really not ready loudlycryingface
+167,"We have changed our name on here to keep family from finding us, we are still didivination just look different.",0,,,,,,,,we have changed our name on here to keep family from finding us we are still didivination just look different .
+3630,".@USER will be claimed by the Brits, Canadians, Romanians and Chinese. What a future she has ahead of her. A star for life.",0,,,,,,,,. user will be claimed by the brits canadians romanians and chinese . what a future she has ahead of her . a star for life .
+1521,"am i the only one who gets ""tomorrow"" confused with ""tomato""",0,,,,,,,,am i the only one who gets tomorrow confused with tomato
+4766,dayumm!! chtis brown is ma maayuun!!:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,dayumm . chtis brown is ma maayuun . facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+2694,"Knocked on a door to deliver a parcel, waited 30secs then I see the parcel had a safeplace so went to the neighbour. Then this moody 20yr old answered the door in a Spurs shirt talking shit, so I laugh and say was u crying about Harry Kane, is that why u took so long to answer :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:",0,,,,,,,,knocked on a door to deliver a parcel waited 30secs then i see the parcel had a safeplace so went to the neighbour . then this moody 20yr old answered the door in a spurs shirt talking shit so i laugh and say was u crying about harry kane is that why u took so long to answer rollingonthefloorlaughing
+4513,How is it June when Christmas was a week and a half ago? Government manipulating us again smh,1,,,,,,,,how is it june when christmas was a week and a half ago . government manipulating us again smh
+4951,@USER I should sue my parents #not,1,,,,,,,,user i should sue my parents not
+5045,She's in Malawi and I'm stuck in joburg #not fair HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,shes in malawi and im stuck in joburg not fair httpurl
+4588,I just loove arguing with the Insurance company. #Not,1,,,,,,,,i just loove arguing with the insurance company . not
+4838,Lol those tea towels your parents could buy when you were in reception at primary school with all the wobbly self portraits,0,,,,,,,,lol those tea towels your parents could buy when you were in reception at primary school with all the wobbly self portraits
+1115,Still time to apply for our Clinic Supervisor post… HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,still time to apply for our clinic supervisor post httpurl
+883,"""If knowledge exchange were a religion, its two sacred texts would be the Higher Education Business and Community Interaction survey and the annual State of the Relationship report from @USER Great endorsement from @USER in today's playbook!",1,,,,,,,,if knowledge exchange were a religion its two sacred texts would be the higher education business and community interaction survey and the annual state of the relationship report from user great endorsement from user in todays playbook .
+357,8.30am conference calls.|#love #not,1,,,,,,,,8 . 30am conference calls . love not
+3065,I wish I could be the sort of person that finds money when sorting through old purses and bags. Instead I find sanitary pads and empty packets of travel sickness tablets.,0,,,,,,,,i wish i could be the sort of person that finds money when sorting through old purses and bags . instead i find sanitary pads and empty packets of travel sickness tablets .
+735,"If the COVID variants make its way to the letter ‘I’ it’ll be called the India variant, but the Indian variant will be the Delta variant. When we get to Yankee and Zulu it’s gonna be very confusing",0,,,,,,,,if the covid variants make its way to the letter i itll be called the india variant but the indian variant will be the delta variant . when we get to yankee and zulu its gonna be very confusing
+3219,"@USER Say it ain't so, Joe. Who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud? Has this ever happened before? #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user say it aint so joe . who would imagine a government program fraught with fraud . has this ever happened before . sarcasm
+1129,Is spunk a slur?,1,I am worried that I may have used a slur by saying the work spunk today,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,is spunk a slur .
+2622,You're never too old for Footie Pajamas. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,youre never too old for footie pajamas . httpurl
+1328,"When I feel like shit I like to go on wish, add a load of crap to my basket and then delete the app without buying any of it. Satisfies my need for shopping but doesn’t contribute to fast fashion.",0,,,,,,,,when i feel like shit i like to go on wish add a load of crap to my basket and then delete the app without buying any of it . satisfies my need for shopping but doesnt contribute to fast fashion .
+1144,love it when you’re at a meal and your boyfriend brings up an embarrassing time in front of your parents so you go to kick them under the table but kick the table leg instead:slightly_smiling_face:,1,,,,,,,,love it when youre at a meal and your boyfriend brings up an embarrassing time in front of your parents so you go to kick them under the table but kick the table leg insteadslightlysmilingface
+2998,When you almost finish four seasons of Scandal in 5 days.. Everything has you thinking #whatwouldOliviaPopedo ??,0,,,,,,,,when you almost finish four seasons of scandal in 5 days . everything has you thinking whatwouldoliviapopedo .
+500,Having morning sickness when you're not actually pregnant is all the fun,1,Having morning sickness when you're not actually sick is not fun!,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,having morning sickness when youre not actually pregnant is all the fun
+3914,@USER Thanks for disrupting your narrative continuity with commercial break previews. #SpoilerAlert,1,,,,,,,,user thanks for disrupting your narrative continuity with commercial break previews . spoileralert
+2715,"Wearing my @USER rangers shirt, flipping off a crowd in his hometown of boston. So much #irony HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,wearing my user rangers shirt flipping off a crowd in his hometown of boston . so much irony httpurl
+275,Mom put powdered carpet cleaner all over the floor and now it legit smells like we are living in a stable,0,,,,,,,,mom put powdered carpet cleaner all over the floor and now it legit smells like we are living in a stable
+69,Yall ever put a splash of pickle brine in your spaghetti? Its actually not bad .@USER #Food,0,,,,,,,,yall ever put a splash of pickle brine in your spaghetti . its actually not bad . user food
+3035,#Not 3 But 350 Girl Friends - #DrAmbarish- Upcoming Movies HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not 3 but 350 girl friends drambarish upcoming movies httpurl
+3037,@USER crispy all day every day over here :victory_hand_light_skin_tone:,1,"""dry but honestly not mad about it.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user crispy all day every day over here victoryhandlightskintone
+4124,y’all really laying next to a man that ain’t chocolate? :nauseated_face: tragic,1,,,,,,,,yall really laying next to a man that aint chocolate . nauseatedface tragic
+5095,@USER bruhh I just saw a license plate that had the letters FDB :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,user bruhh i just saw a license plate that had the letters fdb facewithtearsofjoy
+3445,"@USER hate club, i’m president",0,,,,,,,,user hate club im president
+3775,I watched the first two episodes of American Horror Stories and holy shit it was so bad,0,,,,,,,,i watched the first two episodes of american horror stories and holy shit it was so bad
+104,backed up the sink so that's a good start to saturday,1,,,,,,,,backed up the sink so thats a good start to saturday
+506,Overcast at Creso. #todayimloving #beachwalk #crescenthead HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,overcast at creso . todayimloving beachwalk crescenthead httpurl
+14,:sparkles:florence pughs nose:sparkles:,0,,,,,,,,sparklesflorence pughs nosesparkles
+2250,@USER your #ambition is #amazing. #sarcasm #saintsfc enjoy exit from #ChampionsLeague,1,,,,,,,,user your ambition is amazing . sarcasm saintsfc enjoy exit from championsleague
+1751,so many cute dogs at ikea rn,0,,,,,,,,so many cute dogs at ikea rn
+4146,"It's a good thing Obama opened up Cuba in his first term, and didn't wait until all his elections were over.|#cuba #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,its a good thing obama opened up cuba in his first term and didnt wait until all his elections were over . cuba sarcasm
+5056,It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! #timetodecorate #tistheseason HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,its beginning to look a lot like christmas . timetodecorate tistheseason httpurl
+953,Si Ms. Educ hehehe clear my ignorance :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,si ms . educ hehehe clear my ignorance smilingfacewithhearteyesfacewithtearsofjoy
+5061,Saturday selfies miss you guys @USER @USER jessica101xx mark8 :face_blowing_a_kiss::face_blowing_a_kiss::face_blowing_a_kiss::face_blowing_a_kiss:kiss each and one.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,saturday selfies miss you guys user user jessica101xx mark8 faceblowingakissfaceblowingakissfaceblowingakissfaceblowingakisskiss each and one . httpurl
+4651,Girl put your records on. Tell me your favorite song. #irony #inasong #myfav,1,,,,,,,,girl put your records on . tell me your favorite song . irony inasong myfav
+3601,"If you're going to plagiarise a speech, using one that goes ""We have never had the collapse of an airline or a holiday company on this scale before"", when you're also trying to pretend everything is fine, is a bold move.",1,,,,,,,,if youre going to plagiarise a speech using one that goes we have never had the collapse of an airline or a holiday company on this scale before when youre also trying to pretend everything is fine is a bold move .
+2330,"Of course I'm not nervous, I'm hyperventilating for fun. #not",1,,,,,,,,of course im not nervous im hyperventilating for fun . not
+3687,"now there's someone pissing on my bus, pure bliss",1,,,,,,,,now theres someone pissing on my bus pure bliss
+520,"@USER No more or less complex than any other aspect of evolution. It's all trial and error, natural selection.",0,,,,,,,,user no more or less complex than any other aspect of evolution . its all trial and error natural selection .
+833,Walking to school is so awesome #NOT,1,,,,,,,,walking to school is so awesome not
+1197,@USER yeah that's it #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user yeah thats it sarcasm
+2466,"a female peacock isn’t even called a peacock, it’s a peahen. i shit you not.",0,,,,,,,,a female peacock isnt even called a peacock its a peahen . i shit you not .
+2673,Really looked forward to waking up this early for finals.. #Not,1,,,,,,,,really looked forward to waking up this early for finals . not
+2076,"@USER the hostel is fine actually but I've probs caught like 100 germs walking around London, thanks for wishing me better #not",1,,,,,,,,user the hostel is fine actually but ive probs caught like 100 germs walking around london thanks for wishing me better not
+3165,A £718 phone bill is a lovely email to wake up to #Not,1,,,,,,,,a 718 phone bill is a lovely email to wake up to not
+2423,Nose is stuffed.Awesome. #not,1,,,,,,,,nose is stuffed . awesome . not
+4544,The high tomorrow is 45! Anyone wanna go to the pool?,1,It is finally going to reach 45 degrees outside.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,the high tomorrow is 45 . anyone wanna go to the pool .
+149,Nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a Christmas tree.. #not,1,,,,,,,,nothing makes me happier then getting on the highway and seeing break lights light up like a christmas tree . not
+259,"Most Hindus depend on the 'western' researchers,who explain to them what's written in Hindu scriptures!;-) @USER #FacePalm #Irony",1,,,,,,,,most hindus depend on the western researcherswho explain to them whats written in hindu scriptures . user facepalm irony
+1067,hissy fit clothing I am obsessed with everything you do,0,,,,,,,,hissy fit clothing i am obsessed with everything you do
+1520,I entered @USER HUGE BACK TO SCHOOL GIVEAWAY to win a macbook pro & tons of other prizes! CHECK IT OUT HERE! HTTPURL #grav3yardgirl,0,,,,,,,,i entered user huge back to school giveaway to win a macbook pro tons of other prizes . check it out here . httpurl grav3yardgirl
+1557,Ugh I have fruit flies around my basil plant so am attempting to drown them with apple cider vinegar.,0,,,,,,,,ugh i have fruit flies around my basil plant so am attempting to drown them with apple cider vinegar .
+2173,in desperate need of (and I can NOT stress this enough) spring break,0,,,,,,,,in desperate need of and i can not stress this enough spring break
+2568,#joinin left with non working sanitation over the Chrimbo hols and for the forseeable future thanks to my caring sharing housing association. (Single/elderly/ infirm) Merry Christmas!,1,,,,,,,,joinin left with non working sanitation over the chrimbo hols and for the forseeable future thanks to my caring sharing housing association . singleelderly infirm merry christmas .
+4759,"""I'm concerned about the environmental impact of my contact lenses,"" says the occasional daily wearer, throwing their Starbucks cup in the test room bin.",1,You can't care about the environment only when it's convenient to you.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im concerned about the environmental impact of my contact lenses says the occasional daily wearer throwing their starbucks cup in the test room bin .
+1931,I love watching liverpool truly inspiring #not,1,,,,,,,,i love watching liverpool truly inspiring not
+1984,"HTTPURL #AnalQueenAlysa #Four Four girls, a lot of drinks and a few strap-on… that’s…",0,,,,,,,,httpurl analqueenalysa four four girls a lot of drinks and a few strapon thats
+3062,"AT&T is truly amazing They think my lg g7 is 3g only to the point where they sent us Walmart Altec phones and said they'd shut off service. We called them, they told us to not worry and if the phones are fine they wouldn't be shut off Guess what got shut off this morning? LOL",1,"""AT&T is absolutely the worst. They incorrectly believe that my phone is running on 3g service and sent us garbage phones to 'replace the out dated ones'. We called them and they told us that they wouldn't shut up service to the phones. They shut off service to the phones this morning.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,att is truly amazing they think my lg g7 is 3g only to the point where they sent us walmart altec phones and said theyd shut off service . we called them they told us to not worry and if the phones are fine they wouldnt be shut off guess what got shut off this morning . lol
+3915,@USER good thing we had enough #whitewine and #christmastrees to survive if needed. #chardsohard #fashion #sarcasm ;),1,,,,,,,,user good thing we had enough whitewine and christmastrees to survive if needed . chardsohard fashion sarcasm
+878,"@USER you guys sure screwed this up royally. I'm happy for Lester, the brain trust over there sucks. #nicejob #not #LesterToChicago",1,,,,,,,,user you guys sure screwed this up royally . im happy for lester the brain trust over there sucks . nicejob not lestertochicago
+882,My gf has been in the Hamptons nannying for a few hours and she has already been to a POLO match. Is she in GOSSIP GIRL?,1,My gf has been in the Hamptons nannying for a few hours and she has already been to a POLO match. It’s like she’s in “Gossip Girl”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,my gf has been in the hamptons nannying for a few hours and she has already been to a polo match . is she in gossip girl .
+658,@USER I was only clarifying for my LEGION of other followers. #sarcasm #NotForTheIntellectuals #DrHandsomeDennis,1,,,,,,,,user i was only clarifying for my legion of other followers . sarcasm notfortheintellectuals drhandsomedennis
+2118,Whoops. Didn't know I had to live up to other people's expectations instead of mine. Let me just fix that. #sarcasm #sorrynotsorry #soz,1,,,,,,,,whoops . didnt know i had to live up to other peoples expectations instead of mine . let me just fix that . sarcasm sorrynotsorry soz
+118,yet another rainy goshen concert night:umbrella_with_rain_drops::violin: #surprised #NOT,1,,,,,,,,yet another rainy goshen concert nightumbrellawithraindropsviolin surprised not
+2026,"Wow thanks for the good vibes right before my exam, parents. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,wow thanks for the good vibes right before my exam parents . sarcasm
+2915,@USER why all the delays? #not happy,0,,,,,,,,user why all the delays . not happy
+2624,best day of my life we got a new expensive vaccuum WOO,0,,,,,,,,best day of my life we got a new expensive vaccuum woo
+407,went to check out the bios of the (exclusively) hipster dudes that work in a rival boutique goods store and found out they all traveled internationally during the pandemic :upside-down_face::upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,1,It's really frustrating that all these people traveled internationally,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,went to check out the bios of the exclusively hipster dudes that work in a rival boutique goods store and found out they all traveled internationally during the pandemic upsidedownfaceupsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+841,The fans needs to be heard tho RT @USER @USER @USER WENGER WILL NEVER QUITT.SORRY LADS.#NOT FOR FEW YEARS..,0,,,,,,,,the fans needs to be heard tho rt user user user wenger will never quitt . sorry lads . not for few years .
+2444,So I see the U.K. continues to be Strong and Stable :trade_mark:,1,,,,,,,,so i see the u . k . continues to be strong and stable trademark
+2490,I love not being able to sleep right now. #not,1,,,,,,,,i love not being able to sleep right now . not
+1015,"It’s very affirming that my therapist adores all the similes/metaphors I use to describe the shit I’ve been through even if I don’t remember half of them :face_with_tears_of_joy: it’s easier for me to understand things that aren’t myself sometimes, so it’s how I generate self-empathy",0,,,,,,,,its very affirming that my therapist adores all the similesmetaphors i use to describe the shit ive been through even if i dont remember half of them facewithtearsofjoy its easier for me to understand things that arent myself sometimes so its how i generate selfempathy
+4260,Oh.. Yay! No romaine lettuce because E. Coli. No ground beef because Salmonella. What century are we living in? Don't mind me..over here eating my Taco salad sans lettuce and beef. Counting down the days until #selfsustaining HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,oh . yay . no romaine lettuce because e . coli . no ground beef because salmonella . what century are we living in . dont mind me . over here eating my taco salad sans lettuce and beef . counting down the days until selfsustaining httpurl
+4652,Think I might have frostbite :snowflake::snowman:,1,,,,,,,,think i might have frostbite snowflakesnowman
+1831,@USER Psst. You spelt 'thing' wrong ||#irony,0,,,,,,,,user psst . you spelt thing wrong irony
+4695,That was amazing!! #USMNT,1,,,,,,,,that was amazing . usmnt
+1463,"Think I might get a knock on the door from Environmental Health after that poo. Jeez, it's taking layers off my eye balls. *opens all windows wide*",0,,,,,,,,think i might get a knock on the door from environmental health after that poo . jeez its taking layers off my eye balls . opens all windows wide
+5117,Apparently it's hang up on Ashley day:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,apparently its hang up on ashley daygrinningfacewithsmilingeyes
+3377,Absolutely love confirming collaborations with brands for them to just stop replying to all emails afterwards:upside-down_face:,1,,,,,,,,absolutely love confirming collaborations with brands for them to just stop replying to all emails afterwardsupsidedownface
+745,Anyone else feel REALLY uncomfortable when the @USER pandas tell the kids “Don’t tell the adults; it’s our secret”. This is a huge Safeguarding no-no.,0,,,,,,,,anyone else feel really uncomfortable when the user pandas tell the kids dont tell the adults its our secret . this is a huge safeguarding nono .
+3531,Spooky season is sure off to a spooky start :police_car_light:,1,,,,,,,,spooky season is sure off to a spooky start policecarlight
+4719,@USER doesn't lucky and fortunate mean the same thing? #irony,1,,,,,,,,user doesnt lucky and fortunate mean the same thing . irony
+5066,Queens Of The Stone Age no Rock In Rio HTTPURL #notícias #queensofthestoneage #rockinrio,0,,,,,,,,queens of the stone age no rock in rio httpurl notícias queensofthestoneage rockinrio
+5097,No. Its actually not Friday. Today we proudly present ☆ Sunday~!☆ So.. GO ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY.,0,,,,,,,,no . its actually not friday . today we proudly present sunday . so . go enjoy your sunday .
+4557,"its not that so much as his lies and deceit, @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,its not that so much as his lies and deceit user user user user user
+178,Left home at 7.30am and still trying to get to work. I just want to cry!! #happymonday #not,1,,,,,,,,left home at 7 . 30am and still trying to get to work . i just want to cry . happymonday not
+4118,there's something so nice about my iPhone mapping the exact place I took a photo of the holy well I got lost looking for so I can map it onto ArcGIS,0,,,,,,,,theres something so nice about my iphone mapping the exact place i took a photo of the holy well i got lost looking for so i can map it onto arcgis
+4706,Cannot wait to go to the dentist later! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,cannot wait to go to the dentist later . sarcasm
+1729,@USER kappa,1,,,,,,,,user kappa
+5028,Bday lily painting for @USER :purple_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bday lily painting for user purpleheart httpurl
+2090,@USER which one is more disturbing dan? Tickling an elf's:eggplant: or biting it.. #philisinnocent #not :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes::water_pistol: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user which one is more disturbing dan . tickling an elfseggplant or biting it . philisinnocent not beamingfacewithsmilingeyeswaterpistol httpurl
+1426,I’m buzzing to get back to my double workouts tomorrow.,1,,,,,,,,im buzzing to get back to my double workouts tomorrow .
+392,MLS Transactions 2015 #MLS HTTPURL making waves again #sarcasm 2 b fair it will take more than 2 players to fix this,1,,,,,,,,mls transactions 2015 mls httpurl making waves again sarcasm 2 b fair it will take more than 2 players to fix this
+2140,#Irony: Historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse. #Correct=#Wrong #FactAboutAbuse,1,,,,,,,,irony historians collecting correct facts about wrong abuse . correctwrong factaboutabuse
+1090,@USER @USER they probably filled in the ground with something too dense for the roots to get into. clay or something like that,0,,,,,,,,user user they probably filled in the ground with something too dense for the roots to get into . clay or something like that
+3060,"@USER @USER Agreed; I played through the entire mainline metroid series for the first time this summer and Other M wasn't nearly as bad as people say. Certainly far from the best metroid game, but still a good time.",0,,,,,,,,user user agreed i played through the entire mainline metroid series for the first time this summer and other m wasnt nearly as bad as people say . certainly far from the best metroid game but still a good time .
+3206,I got tampons! #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i got tampons . not httpurl
+3015,"When youurr Ubereats driver is legit two minutes away from your house, and then cancels your order, saying you didn’t answer the door. :woman_detective_light_skin_tone: :face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle: I know you ate my food Randy, I hope it gave you diarrhea :face_with_steam_from_nose:",0,,,,,,,,when youurr ubereats driver is legit two minutes away from your house and then cancels your order saying you didnt answer the door . womandetectivelightskintone facewithmonoclefacewithmonoclefacewithmonocle i know you ate my food randy i hope it gave you diarrhea facewithsteamfromnose
+110,Hermbe was a good dog :money_with_wings::pile_of_poo::eggplant:,1,,,,,,,,hermbe was a good dog moneywithwingspileofpooeggplant
+4406,"@USER At the same length, we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi Hindu fanatic RSS in our backyard. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user at the same length we should not forget about the fundamental communal sanghi hindu fanatic rss in our backyard . sarcasm
+3081,Bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12.4 in the quarter mile slow #fan of the design#not feeling the.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bmw i8 sexy az hell but too slow for the dinero 12 . 4 in the quarter mile slow fan of the designnot feeling the . httpurl
+2440,"@USER feeding your own flesh and blood/making an alley way smell terrible = same, same. #not #90ssarcasm #thesun #thingsthatarewrong",1,,,,,,,,user feeding your own flesh and bloodmaking an alley way smell terrible same same . not 90ssarcasm thesun thingsthatarewrong
+4545,Few things are more amazingly wonderful than getting up early on a Monday morning to start the work week!! #sarcasm #needmoresleep :sleeping_face::zz::confused_face:,1,,,,,,,,few things are more amazingly wonderful than getting up early on a monday morning to start the work week . sarcasm needmoresleep sleepingfacezzconfusedface
+1223,I love when my parents yell and scream at me and then get pissed at me for crying.,1,,,,,,,,i love when my parents yell and scream at me and then get pissed at me for crying .
+1887,So happy i havent gone to bed yet #not,1,,,,,,,,so happy i havent gone to bed yet not
+4200,Dang my selfie game is on point when I'm drinking #not #actuallysorry,1,,,,,,,,dang my selfie game is on point when im drinking not actuallysorry
+1037,@USER @USER Thank you so much for your insightful thoughts- I’m sure @USER is overjoyed that you “quite like him”,1,“I’m pretty sure Sajid Javid does not care that you do or don’t like him”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user thank you so much for your insightful thoughts im sure user is overjoyed that you quite like him
+5120,How could he kill is best friend #not #a true #friend,0,,,,,,,,how could he kill is best friend not a true friend
+2084,"Sometimes I feel like all this effort is just like sticking diamond encrusted alloys on a knackered Corsa. I mean, shit is what it is at the end of the day.",1,Therapy can only do so much.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,sometimes i feel like all this effort is just like sticking diamond encrusted alloys on a knackered corsa . i mean shit is what it is at the end of the day .
+4442,trying to watch narnia and nathan and michael are fully sat here trying to figure out how the time zones between narnia and earth work,0,,,,,,,,trying to watch narnia and nathan and michael are fully sat here trying to figure out how the time zones between narnia and earth work
+4421,Wow I feel great #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,wow i feel great sarcasm
+2628,Turns out a sausage butty from burger king is just a burger. Really enjoyed eating that at half 8 in the morning. #sarcasm #feelshit,1,,,,,,,,turns out a sausage butty from burger king is just a burger . really enjoyed eating that at half 8 in the morning . sarcasm feelshit
+2235,Constipated from eating nothing but shit for three weeks. #irony,1,,,,,,,,constipated from eating nothing but shit for three weeks . irony
+2501,@USER buut fast iteration and prototyping to production-ready code! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user buut fast iteration and prototyping to productionready code . sarcasm
+4972,"My first tweet! Hello twitter, let's see what you can do.. #newbie",0,,,,,,,,my first tweet . hello twitter lets see what you can do . newbie
+532,Bruh on god I don’t be aiming anything directly towards anyone if I do I’m say it to your face. Idgaf about myself tf makes anyone think igaf about them and they feelings if I don’t like them :woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,bruh on god i dont be aiming anything directly towards anyone if i do im say it to your face . idgaf about myself tf makes anyone think igaf about them and they feelings if i dont like them woozyface
+4248,@USER @USER I love button pushers! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user i love button pushers . sarcasm
+3284,"my mom just called the spatula, an “egg flipper”",0,,,,,,,,my mom just called the spatula an egg flipper
+1319,Oh god I just so happens that i love really LOVE slow internet #slowinternet #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,oh god i just so happens that i love really love slow internet slowinternet sarcasm
+435,Hopefully this will stop people thinking we will challenge for Europe this season as well,0,,,,,,,,hopefully this will stop people thinking we will challenge for europe this season as well
+3380,"Remember that time when I was grieving and realized I've been wearing the same shirt for three days? Good, me either.",0,,,,,,,,remember that time when i was grieving and realized ive been wearing the same shirt for three days . good me either .
+2169,"Song of the Day: ""Love Like Winter"" - A Fire Inside.",0,,,,,,,,song of the day love like winter a fire inside .
+3897,hey @USER i’m free tomorrow btw. The 14th. I’m free on the 14th. Tomorrow. fyi:grinning_face_with_big_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,hey user im free tomorrow btw . the 14th . im free on the 14th . tomorrow . fyigrinningfacewithbigeyes
+4788,"FaceTimed with my parents last night while they were with my 6-year-old nephew. I’ve been missing him like crazy worried about being away from him for months, so I asked him if he remembers me. His response? “I always will.” :red_heart::red_heart::red_heart:",0,,,,,,,,facetimed with my parents last night while they were with my 6yearold nephew . ive been missing him like crazy worried about being away from him for months so i asked him if he remembers me . his response . i always will . redheartredheartredheart
+1307,Yay for my family leaving & going to Seneca & leaving me to fend for myself. #Not,1,,,,,,,,yay for my family leaving going to seneca leaving me to fend for myself . not
+4813,"Yes, I am taking royalties for the phrase “Thiccle Mistress, which I definitely just made up - thanks for asking",0,,,,,,,,yes i am taking royalties for the phrase thiccle mistress which i definitely just made up thanks for asking
+2973,@USER I'm truly at peace #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user im truly at peace not
+1640,Only yelled at one person while biking home this evening. Improvement!,1,I had to yell at someone while biking home today.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,only yelled at one person while biking home this evening . improvement .
+1597,"So I have an exam tomorrow, but likee if the country is about to turn into a war zone does it really matter??",1,I have to take this exam even when the world is falling apart.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,so i have an exam tomorrow but likee if the country is about to turn into a war zone does it really matter .
+13,Your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males & females #not me fool !,0,,,,,,,,your friends will bring you down because they fucked up what they had males females not me fool .
+4439,"Oh, thank GOD - our entire office email system is down.. the day of a big event. Santa, you know JUST what to get me for xmas. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,oh thank god our entire office email system is down . the day of a big event . santa you know just what to get me for xmas . sarcasm
+1819,Has any couple ever put furniture together and stayed together afterwards?? Asking for myself,1,I could have said putting furniture together with your significant other is not easy,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,has any couple ever put furniture together and stayed together afterwards . asking for myself
+2111,@USER so funny lolololol #not,1,,,,,,,,user so funny lolololol not
+817,Oh it's just Skrillex no big deal.. I see him on the daily.. #sarcasm #skrillex #rave #edm.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,oh its just skrillex no big deal . i see him on the daily . sarcasm skrillex rave edm . httpurl
+156,@USER Thank you for your service and welcome back to the Land of the Free! Bet you have some great stories! :United_States:,0,,,,,,,,user thank you for your service and welcome back to the land of the free . bet you have some great stories . unitedstates
+219,"Ok but seriously. Why did Hasting’s go back to Carmichael and tell her? Setting her up for the next season? Or am I just clutching at straws?! Considering he was appealing too?Surely there’s another one, it didn’t tie the ends up it asked more questions! Thurwell wasn’t dead?!",0,,,,,,,,ok but seriously . why did hastings go back to carmichael and tell her . setting her up for the next season . or am i just clutching at straws . considering he was appealing too . surely theres another one it didnt tie the ends up it asked more questions . thurwell wasnt dead .
+269,480 W crawling at 7:30 am. Great start to Thursday. #CLEtraffic #cleveland #traffic,0,,,,,,,,480 w crawling at 730 am . great start to thursday . cletraffic cleveland traffic
+3250,More affordable prices? HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,more affordable prices . httpurl
+5108,@USER @USER @USER @USER don't forget @USER and @USER (they're as smart & kind as lovely),0,,,,,,,,user user user user dont forget user and user theyre as smart kind as lovely
+3174,"Fat Patty's and Applebee's have very similar energies, but they're unmatched. It's like wrong step and I'm gonna end up in the other restaurant with no way back",0,,,,,,,,fat pattys and applebees have very similar energies but theyre unmatched . its like wrong step and im gonna end up in the other restaurant with no way back
+927,"@USER Yes ara i am not, and you know that. Hahaha :speak-no-evil_monkey: #Irony :face_with_tears_of_joy:",1,,,,,,,,user yes ara i am not and you know that . hahaha speaknoevilmonkey irony facewithtearsofjoy
+1364,Being a business major is legal conversion therapy and must be stopped,1,Most business majors are straight people,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,being a business major is legal conversion therapy and must be stopped
+4190,My boy has another cold and spent the night coughing and sneezing all over me #sexy #not,1,,,,,,,,my boy has another cold and spent the night coughing and sneezing all over me sexy not
+229,i love 6 hour panic attacks,1,I don't like having 6-hour panic attacks.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love 6 hour panic attacks
+3312,"Hard to imagine a better start to Saturday than running through the forest listening to NRC’s “One Hour Run”, Coach Bennett’s love letter to running. Thanks Coach @USER this is my favourite audio guided run so far :folded_hands: #nikehalfmarathontrainingplan #week12complete",0,,,,,,,,hard to imagine a better start to saturday than running through the forest listening to nrcs one hour run coach bennetts love letter to running . thanks coach user this is my favourite audio guided run so far foldedhands nikehalfmarathontrainingplan week12complete
+1890,man i sure do love offensive line highlights,1,,,,,,,,man i sure do love offensive line highlights
+1635,"The Interview has been cancelled, not because of north korea but because the immense comedy would blow our mortal minds #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,the interview has been cancelled not because of north korea but because the immense comedy would blow our mortal minds sarcasm
+5096,"Just in case anyone was wondering, Veni Vidi Vici in Spanish is Vine Vi Vencí #studybreaks #UMDFinalsWeek",0,,,,,,,,just in case anyone was wondering veni vidi vici in spanish is vine vi vencí studybreaks umdfinalsweek
+3279,@USER No clue what you were talking about? Well that's a first! #not,1,,,,,,,,user no clue what you were talking about . well thats a first . not
+2229,Andrews really trying to explain to me that football and rupauls drag race aren’t the same thing when it in fact is the same thing.,1,Football and RuPual's Drag Race are wildly different shows.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,andrews really trying to explain to me that football and rupauls drag race arent the same thing when it in fact is the same thing .
+4983,Can’t wait to be back at uni so I can order more shoes and clothes without my mum telling me off x,1,When I go to uni Im going to spend more,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,cant wait to be back at uni so i can order more shoes and clothes without my mum telling me off x
+2792,Well my mornings going very nicely:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: #not,1,,,,,,,,well my mornings going very nicelysmilingfacewithsmilingeyes not
+4488,Get in Notts. Awesome #Notts @USER,0,,,,,,,,get in notts . awesome notts user
+1956,"I have a small jacket on , with a big coat for later , I'm back at the train stn going back into town , work Xmas do #joy #not",1,,,,,,,,i have a small jacket on with a big coat for later im back at the train stn going back into town work xmas do joy not
+3704,@USER funny #Not,1,,,,,,,,user funny not
+482,@USER Bringing together 2 of the best things in life: tea and The Maccabees - Young Lyons,0,,,,,,,,user bringing together 2 of the best things in life tea and the maccabees young lyons
+3141,everyone say a prayer to the insurance gods that they approve my heart monitor so that i may continue to have the privilege of being alive. i love the US health care system,1,I hate the US health care system.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,everyone say a prayer to the insurance gods that they approve my heart monitor so that i may continue to have the privilege of being alive . i love the us health care system
+714,Ppl keep snapping me and I can't snap back because I'm looking too good rn #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,ppl keep snapping me and i cant snap back because im looking too good rn sarcasm
+4608,"Gotta love the ""friends"" I have out here hahahah #not #nosuchthing",1,,,,,,,,gotta love the friends i have out here hahahah not nosuchthing
+2597,@USER // LOL..Apparently I leave a big impression. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user lol . apparently i leave a big impression . sarcasm
+5062,"@USER If you're loving this game, we've got a few desserts you might enjoy. #Turnovers #OREvsFSU even Arby's is talking smack to FSU",0,,,,,,,,user if youre loving this game weve got a few desserts you might enjoy . turnovers orevsfsu even arbys is talking smack to fsu
+4227,"Um, really @USER #irony #nothanks #UVA HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,um really user irony nothanks uva httpurl
+2689,"I love asking my boyfriend, the biology student, really complicated physics questions and seeings his brain melt",0,,,,,,,,i love asking my boyfriend the biology student really complicated physics questions and seeings his brain melt
+1786,Enjoy the bars and vineyards:victory_hand_light_skin_tone: Make sure to send postcards to the people dying in your local hospitals. I’m sure they’ll be glad you’re not bored anymore,1,"If you’re going to bars and vineyards right now, just keep in mind the people who are dying in hospitals from COVID. Your entertainment is not worth their lives.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,enjoy the bars and vineyardsvictoryhandlightskintone make sure to send postcards to the people dying in your local hospitals . im sure theyll be glad youre not bored anymore
+3396,On my TL I see a Somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if you're a Somerholic to see how many are there.also i'm not allowed #Irony,1,,,,,,,,on my tl i see a somerholic that unfollowed me tweeting retweet if youre a somerholic to see how many are there . also im not allowed irony
+4246,Whoop diddy scoop poop,1,I would’ve just tweeted that I hated Kanye’s new song.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,whoop diddy scoop poop
+2661,@USER You are no fun at all!,0,,,,,,,,user you are no fun at all .
+4366,@USER @USER sounds like flat 8 are having a wonderful morn!|#HAH #NOT #WOTWOT,1,,,,,,,,user user sounds like flat 8 are having a wonderful morn . hah not wotwot
+1795,Double standards are always a fun thing #not,1,,,,,,,,double standards are always a fun thing not
+3231,I miss California. :broken_heart:,0,,,,,,,,i miss california . brokenheart
+3249,"None of the big, disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming. -Bruce Nussbaum HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,none of the big disruptive innovations in our lives have come out of brainstorming . bruce nussbaum httpurl
+80,@USER You know this is wrong don't you HTTPURL Please help us out here #EUVAT #irony,1,,,,,,,,user you know this is wrong dont you httpurl please help us out here euvat irony
+1833,Just won 3 cents on HQ words..early retirement here I come :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,1,"I won 3 cents on HQ trivia, that is not enough to buy anything at all",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just won 3 cents on hq words . early retirement here i come smilingfacewithhearteyes
+955,Did my cashier at Trader Joes really tell me he wishes that he could drink tea at night like me but if does he has to pee multiple times during the night?,0,,,,,,,,did my cashier at trader joes really tell me he wishes that he could drink tea at night like me but if does he has to pee multiple times during the night .
+5018,@USER @USER @USER You're arguments are obviously very impacted by the fact this family were TSI in appearance.,0,,,,,,,,user user user youre arguments are obviously very impacted by the fact this family were tsi in appearance .
+287,Imma kill all you SOBs! Jk #lol #not #RedEye,1,,,,,,,,imma kill all you sobs . jk lol not redeye
+3306,"nothing more I want/ever wanted in life than this move to London for a couple months to go ahead, finally being able to enjoy life a lil :crossed_fingers_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,nothing more i wantever wanted in life than this move to london for a couple months to go ahead finally being able to enjoy life a lil crossedfingerslightskintone
+4982,The Bruins announce that Chris Kelly has been named an Assistant Coach for the Boston Bruins; Adam McQuaid has been named Player Development Coordinator; and Ryan Mougenel has been named Head Coach of the Providence Bruins.,0,,,,,,,,the bruins announce that chris kelly has been named an assistant coach for the boston bruins adam mcquaid has been named player development coordinator and ryan mougenel has been named head coach of the providence bruins .
+60,Oh goody. Another feckin' royal.,1,,,,,,,,oh goody . another feckin royal .
+4317,"Lifes like a bird, its pretty cute until it craps on your head. #Gharwapsi #72HoursOfCrazy #PowerOfFive #lol #sarcasm #AntiConversionLaw",1,,,,,,,,lifes like a bird its pretty cute until it craps on your head . gharwapsi 72hoursofcrazy poweroffive lol sarcasm anticonversionlaw
+1796,Gah! Desperately trying to bust this cold!,0,,,,,,,,gah . desperately trying to bust this cold .
+4583,Is there even math cells? if there is they're not working ahh hahaha #mathisfun #not,1,,,,,,,,is there even math cells . if there is theyre not working ahh hahaha mathisfun not
+4727,Nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husband's new boots #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,nothing like waking up to the sweet sounds of your cat trying to chew the shoelaces off your husbands new boots sarcasm
+2623,i was the type of kid who would just collect and sit on millions of coins or currency in video games because not having that stability made me incredibly anxious and my roommate said i should start seeing my therapist again,0,,,,,,,,i was the type of kid who would just collect and sit on millions of coins or currency in video games because not having that stability made me incredibly anxious and my roommate said i should start seeing my therapist again
+1880,And then there was none. Goodbye beard (of sorts) #MensFashion #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,and then there was none . goodbye beard of sorts mensfashion not httpurl
+4747,"@USER I have checked your website, where is this?! It looks like a ruse and this has made me sad as I *need* it for my new baby to match my #smokingcat top. :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: Please help! #coolestvestever HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,user i have checked your website where is this . it looks like a ruse and this has made me sad as i need it for my new baby to match my smokingcat top . loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface please help . coolestvestever httpurl
+2797,I’m thankful for nuggets but also my amazing friends & fam :red_heart::red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,im thankful for nuggets but also my amazing friends fam redheartredheart
+4922,My fingers smell like lavashak $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,my fingers smell like lavashak smiley
+1907,work should be fun today #NOT:unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,work should be fun today notunamusedface
+637,Idk how ppl discuss their mental health issues openly on the internet,0,,,,,,,,idk how ppl discuss their mental health issues openly on the internet
+3288,Who's the bastard that got my cat to develop the kink of liking his ass slapped? Lord knows it wasn't me and I'm scared.,0,,,,,,,,whos the bastard that got my cat to develop the kink of liking his ass slapped . lord knows it wasnt me and im scared .
+977,"Dear Dr. Diaz, gravity does not exist, Einstein got it wrong. I wrote a book explaining my theory, let me know if you want to read it #NOT",1,,,,,,,,dear dr . diaz gravity does not exist einstein got it wrong . i wrote a book explaining my theory let me know if you want to read it not
+4660,what if the next iteration of onlyfans was run by women? ceo: @USER investors: @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER software engineers (sry if incorrect terminology): @USER @USER marketing: @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,what if the next iteration of onlyfans was run by women . ceo user investors user user user user user user user software engineers sry if incorrect terminology user user marketing user httpurl
+3532,Last day in Naples with my Emma girl! :palm_tree::sun:#soeasytotakeapicwithatoddler #not #19wksandcounting.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,last day in naples with my emma girl . palmtreesunsoeasytotakeapicwithatoddler not 19wksandcounting . httpurl
+4746,Yet despite this your fearless hero will nevertheless press on and watch the second film when he next gets the chance.,1,,,,,,,,yet despite this your fearless hero will nevertheless press on and watch the second film when he next gets the chance .
+3139,@USER @USER yeah I'm avoiding you by waking up at 6 AM my time so by 10 PM I'm exhausted. #sarcasm #sucksimissedyou $love$,1,,,,,,,,user user yeah im avoiding you by waking up at 6 am my time so by 10 pm im exhausted . sarcasm sucksimissedyou love
+4492,"Gosh, writing research proposals are fun aren't they?",1,,,,,,,,gosh writing research proposals are fun arent they .
+1268,Haven't been on this twitter in forever!,0,,,,,,,,havent been on this twitter in forever .
+2122,Aaand..I left my work computer at home. Now I have to go get it. #BestDayEver #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,aaand . i left my work computer at home . now i have to go get it . bestdayever sarcasm
+3561,@USER This is the sort of high-quality content that I followed you for. Keep up the good work!,1,,,,,,,,user this is the sort of highquality content that i followed you for . keep up the good work .
+1787,Blatantly obvious that Lionel Messi is now set for a move to Leeds. The Newell’s old boys network.,1,Clearly Messi won't be signing for Leeds United but it would be interesting for him to play for Bielsa.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,blatantly obvious that lionel messi is now set for a move to leeds . the newells old boys network .
+4020,Sweet United Nations video. Just in time for Christmas. #imagine #NoReligion #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,sweet united nations video . just in time for christmas . imagine noreligion irony httpurl
+4144,“I can’t believe the new Spider-Man trailer spoiled End Game! I really thought Marvel went to all that trouble to bring Spidey into the MCU to just kill him off after one movie!” HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i cant believe the new spiderman trailer spoiled end game . i really thought marvel went to all that trouble to bring spidey into the mcu to just kill him off after one movie . httpurl
+2732,"@USER imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though :oncoming_fist_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,user imagine your delivery being 2 hours late and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm coincidentally the same time the office closes . but its okay my 3 delivery fee is being refunded though oncomingfistlightskintone
+689,Breaking news: @USER is going back to @USER Wow! Just Wow. What a signing. What a transfer window for United. What a home coming. Love it.,0,,,,,,,,breaking news user is going back to user wow . just wow . what a signing . what a transfer window for united . what a home coming . love it .
+1940,babe stop i’m about to gleek,1,this can go two ways. babe stop im about to cum OR babe babe stop im about to cry,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,babe stop im about to gleek
+241,"HTTPURL Because, progress.. #AnEyeForAnEye , #PeshawarAttack #Taliban.. Surely this will bring peace and justice? #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,httpurl because progress . aneyeforaneye peshawarattack taliban . surely this will bring peace and justice . sarcasm
+4415,@USER Does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine? #sarcasm.,1,,,,,,,,user does it imply you can get off facebook using crack or cocaine . sarcasm .
+1314,@USER try Naheed akhtar & nayyara noor too. gOLD stash.,0,,,,,,,,user try naheed akhtar nayyara noor too . gold stash .
+838,happy one year vegetarian to me :red_heart::seedling:,0,,,,,,,,happy one year vegetarian to me redheartseedling
+4435,Soccer game should be fun today..:face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #not,1,,,,,,,,soccer game should be fun today . facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy not
+2045,"I've compiled a list to debunk the gatekeeping morons saying #StarWars is too ""male focussed"". Leia Organa, Jyn Erso, Rey, Bastila and Satele Shan, Hera Syndulla, Padme, Iden Versio, Nightsister Merrin, Cere Junda, Asajj Ventress, Sabine Wren, Bo-Katan Kryze, Shaak Ti, (1/)",0,,,,,,,,ive compiled a list to debunk the gatekeeping morons saying starwars is too male focussed . leia organa jyn erso rey bastila and satele shan hera syndulla padme iden versio nightsister merrin cere junda asajj ventress sabine wren bokatan kryze shaak ti 1
+522,Like Tyndall's system I just think Robert Hubbs should play more he gives us another scorer and a consistent 3pt shooter that our O needs,0,,,,,,,,like tyndalls system i just think robert hubbs should play more he gives us another scorer and a consistent 3pt shooter that our o needs
+2831,"Oh crap, Mac shutdown corrupted iPhoto so hours of rebuild ahead, so might as well eat and drink! #FestiveFattyBumBum",0,,,,,,,,oh crap mac shutdown corrupted iphoto so hours of rebuild ahead so might as well eat and drink . festivefattybumbum
+4115,#FederervsDjokovic intense! What a match!,0,,,,,,,,federervsdjokovic intense . what a match .
+2481,"Hello @USER I just had my food shopping delivered by a man called Gary and honestly he was one of the nicest drivers I have ever had. He was attentive, talkative and was interested in how our days had been. Please can you let his managers know. Asset to the company.",0,,,,,,,,hello user i just had my food shopping delivered by a man called gary and honestly he was one of the nicest drivers i have ever had . he was attentive talkative and was interested in how our days had been . please can you let his managers know . asset to the company .
+293,Happy Birthday to Chris Lowe of Pet Shop Boys. Your music is the backbone of my existence. #chrislowe #happybirthdaychrislowe #petshopboys HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday to chris lowe of pet shop boys . your music is the backbone of my existence . chrislowe happybirthdaychrislowe petshopboys httpurl
+3393,"When parents ask about your mental health during parent-teacher conferences :smiling_face_with_hearts: (and you don’t tell the truth because, like, gestures broadly. But still!)",0,,,,,,,,when parents ask about your mental health during parentteacher conferences smilingfacewithhearts and you dont tell the truth because like gestures broadly . but still .
+2738,Thank God that the wait for an appointment is only until February. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thank god that the wait for an appointment is only until february . sarcasm
+4828,@USER One day I want to travel with my bestfriend :globe_showing_Asia-Australia::airplane: HTTPURL DONE DID TRAVELED DA WORLD!! @USER :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,user one day i want to travel with my bestfriend globeshowingasiaaustraliaairplane httpurl done did traveled da world . user redheart
+5107,why is there a hotdog on|HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,why is there a hotdog onhttpurl
+4254,Nicholas Sparks has been manipulating women to believe that guys (in reality) are as sensitive as the male characters in his books. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,nicholas sparks has been manipulating women to believe that guys in reality are as sensitive as the male characters in his books . not
+2965,"Yeah, the prom is the most important event in your life #irony",1,,,,,,,,yeah the prom is the most important event in your life irony
+2246,did SM change the DCM thumbnail??,0,,,,,,,,did sm change the dcm thumbnail .
+1447,Always fun when buses don't turn up! It's my favorite waiting outside in the freezing cold for them for like half an hour :smirking_face: #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,always fun when buses dont turn up . its my favorite waiting outside in the freezing cold for them for like half an hour smirkingface sarcasm
+48,I have a love hate relationship with the night shift.,0,,,,,,,,i have a love hate relationship with the night shift .
+5114,@USER how many championships? You trying to say that makes him worth more than Saban?,0,,,,,,,,user how many championships . you trying to say that makes him worth more than saban .
+839,Don't think it's possible to fully understand poetry without experiencing a New York winter.,0,,,,,,,,dont think its possible to fully understand poetry without experiencing a new york winter .
+1860,"And if you’re not going to vaccinate yourself, stay home, wear a mask when you go out, etc. Know that not being vaccinated means you have a moral responsibility to do your best to not spread this disease.",0,,,,,,,,and if youre not going to vaccinate yourself stay home wear a mask when you go out etc . know that not being vaccinated means you have a moral responsibility to do your best to not spread this disease .
+1577,For the first time today I've been dancing around to Xmas songs whilst tidying. Hahaha definitely in the Christmas spirit. There are some wonderful people out there. :red_heart::Christmas_tree::red_heart: Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas :kiss_mark:,0,,,,,,,,for the first time today ive been dancing around to xmas songs whilst tidying . hahaha definitely in the christmas spirit . there are some wonderful people out there . redheartchristmastreeredheart hope everyone has a lovely christmas kissmark
+3614,I hate plane rides but I wanna go to so many different countries #irony,1,,,,,,,,i hate plane rides but i wanna go to so many different countries irony
+4597,today im grateful for: •old friends + their moms •kittens •shakira,0,,,,,,,,today im grateful for old friends their moms kittens shakira
+4687,just impulse bought a mandolin and in 3-5 buisness days i will impulse learn some jigs,0,,,,,,,,just impulse bought a mandolin and in 35 buisness days i will impulse learn some jigs
+1491,"Balak to Balaam: ""Come now, curse this people for me..for I know that he whom you bless is blessed, and he whom you curse is cursed."" #irony",1,,,,,,,,balak to balaam come now curse this people for me . for i know that he whom you bless is blessed and he whom you curse is cursed . irony
+2895,When your #sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are #stupid.. HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid . httpurl httpurl
+4739,@USER @USER @USER Why type of lube did you order? I may have extra in my detached garage,0,,,,,,,,user user user why type of lube did you order . i may have extra in my detached garage
+170,@USER yes mother as you wish#not,1,,,,,,,,user yes mother as you wishnot
+5100,Look!: #Poulan #Chainsaw #New HTTPURL #shopping #chain #not #saws #start #starting #will #wont,0,,,,,,,,look . poulan chainsaw new httpurl shopping chain not saws start starting will wont
+2296,Having to be up in four hours sounds great #NOT,1,,,,,,,,having to be up in four hours sounds great not
+2990,"If BJPee hv balls ,do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of Modi's #Kashmir visit,Kashmiris wl show u how much thy love #Modi.|#sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,if bjpee hv balls do dare to lift ristrictions 2mro ahead of modis kashmir visitkashmiris wl show u how much thy love modi . sarcasm
+3340,SUNS TO THE FINALS LET'S GO #RallyTheValley,0,,,,,,,,suns to the finals lets go rallythevalley
+2500,Just update: Vueling has now changed the time of the flight 5 times in the last 12 hours. Reassuring.,1,,,,,,,,just update vueling has now changed the time of the flight 5 times in the last 12 hours . reassuring .
+1286,Anyone calling vaccine passports unworkable needs to explain how it's different to requiring ID to enter a nightclub.,0,,,,,,,,anyone calling vaccine passports unworkable needs to explain how its different to requiring id to enter a nightclub .
+4209,can’t believe I’m weighing up spending £12.50 on a hotel chocolate advent calendar for myself .. but the heart wants what it wants :confused_face:,0,,,,,,,,cant believe im weighing up spending 12 . 50 on a hotel chocolate advent calendar for myself . but the heart wants what it wants confusedface
+4151,@USER @USER @USER shit healer,0,,,,,,,,user user user shit healer
+1399,@USER @USER Why do so many educationally subnormal Trump supporters really think Alaska is not part of the US?,0,,,,,,,,user user why do so many educationally subnormal trump supporters really think alaska is not part of the us .
+4841,Lights went off at my school so now we trying to learn with one emergency light on in the classroom how great! #Not,1,,,,,,,,lights went off at my school so now we trying to learn with one emergency light on in the classroom how great . not
+3153,@USER @USER @USER because as long as she's a victim she'll have white knights trying to save that damsel in distress. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user user because as long as shes a victim shell have white knights trying to save that damsel in distress . irony
+3833,"#Irony, on the Same day, the 50th anniversary of the #FreeSpeechMovement, a brave critic, was abandoned by our conformist #Press.",1,,,,,,,,irony on the same day the 50th anniversary of the freespeechmovement a brave critic was abandoned by our conformist press .
+3610,"was not back in the states for even 5 minutes before someone ran into me at the airport with their suitcase and said “ope, sorry!” I’m home $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,was not back in the states for even 5 minutes before someone ran into me at the airport with their suitcase and said ope sorry . im home smiley
+5002,"The worst is when they consider things like ""conservative tribune"" as a credible source of information. Totally not bias. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,the worst is when they consider things like conservative tribune as a credible source of information . totally not bias . sarcasm
+850,"Breaking news! #not RT @USER Mario Balotelli isn't a team player, according to Adel Taarabt HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,breaking news . not rt user mario balotelli isnt a team player according to adel taarabt httpurl
+4753,Got complimented on my skills in da kitchen today by both my managers and the head chef lfg :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:,0,,,,,,,,got complimented on my skills in da kitchen today by both my managers and the head chef lfg smilingfacewithsunglasses
+2922,Well throwing up at 6:00 am is always fun :smiling_face:| #not,1,,,,,,,,well throwing up at 600 am is always fun smilingface not
+2309,Its a marshmallow world in the winter :musical_notes: #getthisoutofmyhead,0,,,,,,,,its a marshmallow world in the winter musicalnotes getthisoutofmyhead
+2427,@USER Excited for season two $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,user excited for season two smiley
+1303,because learning for the finals is fucking amazing. #not,1,,,,,,,,because learning for the finals is fucking amazing . not
+2830,@USER Prepare to get mucked #not #imissedu,1,,,,,,,,user prepare to get mucked not imissedu
+2347,#finalsweekgotmelike Ugh. Make it stop. #finals #finalsweek #EWU HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,finalsweekgotmelike ugh . make it stop . finals finalsweek ewu httpurl
+2798,#SocialMedia Where it's perfectly normal to talk to people in pictures ! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,socialmedia where its perfectly normal to talk to people in pictures . sarcasm
+1025,Today the wonderful cashier lady at white creek told me that people either need to 1. Get laid Or 2. Get a life,0,,,,,,,,today the wonderful cashier lady at white creek told me that people either need to 1 . get laid or 2 . get a life
+2526,"I’m so glad I know the quadratic formula from 8th grade instead of knowing how to pay taxes, get ready for college, oh OR ANYTHING ELSE USEFUL THAT INVOLVES BECOMING AND ADULT :cowboy_hat_face::smiling_face_with_hearts:",1,I don't like how I know the quadratic formula instead of how to pay taxes or get ready for college,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im so glad i know the quadratic formula from 8th grade instead of knowing how to pay taxes get ready for college oh or anything else useful that involves becoming and adult cowboyhatfacesmilingfacewithhearts
+1579,only have to physically be in uni for an hour a week lool mm take my 9k xx,1,9k is ridiculous for 1 hour of in person teaching a week.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,only have to physically be in uni for an hour a week lool mm take my 9k xx
+3570,Just watched how Pretzels were made. #interesinglife #not #whatamidoingwithmylife #longesthashtagnotneededbutYOLO,1,,,,,,,,just watched how pretzels were made . interesinglife not whatamidoingwithmylife longesthashtagnotneededbutyolo
+1136,@USER #ThingsBetterThanTitansJags napalm hotwings #bigjoefavorite #sarcasm love the show #keep it real,1,,,,,,,,user thingsbetterthantitansjags napalm hotwings bigjoefavorite sarcasm love the show keep it real
+445,finding my bliss (muting people’s instagram stories),0,,,,,,,,finding my bliss muting peoples instagram stories
+1416,It's always nice when a teacher doesn't leave lesson plans for their sub.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,its always nice when a teacher doesnt leave lesson plans for their sub . sarcasm
+4285,"Cramps in the front, husbands knee in my back. Yeah. Sleep seems possible tonight. #Not #suckitmothernature",1,,,,,,,,cramps in the front husbands knee in my back . yeah . sleep seems possible tonight . not suckitmothernature
+827,"The goal is not to change history, it is to decide which parts we celebrate. Racism should not be one of them ..",0,,,,,,,,the goal is not to change history it is to decide which parts we celebrate . racism should not be one of them .
+1083,To be honest- I’d sell my soul if it meant my dog could live forever :two_hearts::pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,to be honest id sell my soul if it meant my dog could live forever twoheartspleadingface
+4924,"Instead of letting me get to know you, just slide over your amazon order history so i can really capture what kind of person you are",0,,,,,,,,instead of letting me get to know you just slide over your amazon order history so i can really capture what kind of person you are
+552,turning 22 next week so naturally I increased my tinder age range up to 60,1,I'm turning 22 next week and feel old already,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,turning 22 next week so naturally i increased my tinder age range up to 60
+1900,"@USER gee, that's SO hard to believe. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user gee thats so hard to believe . sarcasm
+255,Lol well done swans #NOT,1,,,,,,,,lol well done swans not
+1670,At least I woke up feeling a lot better today.. #not,1,,,,,,,,at least i woke up feeling a lot better today . not
+139,"@USER ""Clearly all my issues stem from that one time it took you 3 minutes to respond to my desperate crying. IT RUINED MY LIFE.""",1,,,,,,,,user clearly all my issues stem from that one time it took you 3 minutes to respond to my desperate crying . it ruined my life .
+2606,If you wear a bandana as your mask I’m only going to do the logical thing and assume you’re a cowboy,0,,,,,,,,if you wear a bandana as your mask im only going to do the logical thing and assume youre a cowboy
+1333,zoom university is destroying my mental health:victory_hand:,0,,,,,,,,zoom university is destroying my mental healthvictoryhand
+1033,bo burnham owes me absolutely nothing but i think he should put make happy on spotify i need to sob to the burrito song,0,,,,,,,,bo burnham owes me absolutely nothing but i think he should put make happy on spotify i need to sob to the burrito song
+1869,@USER Number one lesson: 20 years on and we still have enemies. Test this against ANY 20 year span in our history. Resist those who will dominate you!,0,,,,,,,,user number one lesson 20 years on and we still have enemies . test this against any 20 year span in our history . resist those who will dominate you .
+1108,"Entering my third year of consistent yoga practice. I’m physically and mentally stronger than I’ve ever been. I am a more grounded, better version of myself when I practice and I’m so grateful to my studio community and to myself for sticking with it :folded_hands_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,entering my third year of consistent yoga practice . im physically and mentally stronger than ive ever been . i am a more grounded better version of myself when i practice and im so grateful to my studio community and to myself for sticking with it foldedhandslightskintone
+1489,A rainy Friday is so weird I truly never know how to act,0,,,,,,,,a rainy friday is so weird i truly never know how to act
+3798,Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed HTTPURL #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay,0,,,,,,,,florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed httpurl florida tarponsprings tampabay
+4316,Love the trust i get from people :OK_hand: #not,1,,,,,,,,love the trust i get from people okhand not
+2982,i think..when packs go on sale..i will buy Get Together and Paranormal?? :thinking_face: i was actually kind of disappointed with the gameplay i saw in Paranormal but recently i've been craving new careers so,0,,,,,,,,i think . when packs go on sale . i will buy get together and paranormal . thinkingface i was actually kind of disappointed with the gameplay i saw in paranormal but recently ive been craving new careers so
+2894,It would be sick to retire and have my own green bean farm.,0,,,,,,,,it would be sick to retire and have my own green bean farm .
+4231,Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dashing_away::droplet::sweat_droplets: :thumbs_down: #Not #Ireland #December,1,,,,,,,,jeez its a lovely morning out . dashingawaydropletsweatdroplets thumbsdown not ireland december
+1171,@USER @USER I've done this to my employer too. I'm expecting we'll both get the same answer,1,"""Football acts in such a strange way, with players asking for huge increases while already under a long contract""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user ive done this to my employer too . im expecting well both get the same answer
+2794,hahahaha.. 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH. #sarcasm #2014MAMA,1,,,,,,,,hahahaha . best asian style went to the group of pretty boys all wearing blacks suits with a tiebow . how stylish . sarcasm 2014mama
+24,yeah i enjoy some oregano on a nice pasta dinner (dumps oregano on mac n cheese),1,I like to put oregano on my mac and cheese,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yeah i enjoy some oregano on a nice pasta dinner dumps oregano on mac n cheese
+3954,if you voluntarily use light themes for anything then you're going to be blind by 30,1,,,,,,,,if you voluntarily use light themes for anything then youre going to be blind by 30
+242,"Preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for Digital Media with Google Drive, I'm so technologically advanced.. #NOT",1,,,,,,,,preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for digital media with google drive im so technologically advanced . not
+4086,#Siria At least we didn't attack Syria. Crisis averted..,1,,,,,,,,siria at least we didnt attack syria . crisis averted .
+4642,@USER @USER @USER @USER Was that head Mathers batting?|#powerful!!|#intimidating|#not,1,,,,,,,,user user user user was that head mathers batting . powerful . intimidatingnot
+2040,Of course the moment I front the system is in utter chaos :woozy_face:,1,I'm not happy about me fronting during chaos.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,of course the moment i front the system is in utter chaos woozyface
+4085,"@USER claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation. #irony making a free speech argument over an HR issue.",1,,,,,,,,user claims the man was peaceful when he was violating hr of orientation . irony making a free speech argument over an hr issue .
+4329,"I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^ #Sarcasm #LaughNow .o.",1,,,,,,,,i thought what we had was real how could you be fine . coz im not fine at all oh wait . fixed the caps lock . sarcasm laughnow . o .
+2106,"i love dolly parton. that’s all i have to say today, thanks.",0,,,,,,,,i love dolly parton . thats all i have to say today thanks .
+436,"happy cinema reopening day, remember to support independent cinemas $love$",0,,,,,,,,happy cinema reopening day remember to support independent cinemas love
+1305,because my neighbours are just so unbelievably loud as of recent I’m whacking out my speaker and blasting Harry Styles. modern problems require modern solutions,0,,,,,,,,because my neighbours are just so unbelievably loud as of recent im whacking out my speaker and blasting harry styles . modern problems require modern solutions
+1296,APPLE CIDER IS BACK AT DUNKS BABY,0,,,,,,,,apple cider is back at dunks baby
+2131,"I know these things take time, but I feel so bad that the cats hiss and growl every time they see each other. I just want them to be friends!",0,,,,,,,,i know these things take time but i feel so bad that the cats hiss and growl every time they see each other . i just want them to be friends .
+906,Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me sarcasm
+3828,I can't wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after Christmas #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i cant wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after christmas sarcasm
+2215,i know i’m going through it when i can’t even fake tan,0,,,,,,,,i know im going through it when i cant even fake tan
+1397,@USER Sex sells homie,1,,,,,,,,user sex sells homie
+2342,No but the worst type of boy is the one that wears shorts and sandals when it’s snowing and constantly reminds you that it’s not that cold,0,,,,,,,,no but the worst type of boy is the one that wears shorts and sandals when its snowing and constantly reminds you that its not that cold
+1421,@USER they can be assured you'll recommend them! #not,1,,,,,,,,user they can be assured youll recommend them . not
+2350,Dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day #not :mouse:,1,,,,,,,,dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day not mouse
+1608,@USER your busy staff #not standing about when people queue #joke HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user your busy staff not standing about when people queue joke httpurl
+4621,Can't even explain how excited I am for tomorrow. :hundred_points::basketball:,0,,,,,,,,cant even explain how excited i am for tomorrow . hundredpointsbasketball
+1200,i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud. THANKS #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud . thanks sarcasm
+3684,I just love falling up the stairs :expressionless_face:,1,I really don't like falling up the stairs.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just love falling up the stairs expressionlessface
+405,@USER @USER I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @USER #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user i bet those fairways and greens rival the work of user sarcasm
+3374,it’s amazing how toxic people are always blaming others but fail to realize that they are the common denominator in all problems :litter_in_bin_sign:,0,,,,,,,,its amazing how toxic people are always blaming others but fail to realize that they are the common denominator in all problems litterinbinsign
+2960,JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMM SO #NOT|THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE!,1,,,,,,,,jfk baggage idiots accused of stealing shit right outa your luggage . shocked . umm so notthey hire morons . put the army in there .
+1241,I’m back at my beloved Mecca Bingo and I’m very very very happy about it :star-struck:,0,,,,,,,,im back at my beloved mecca bingo and im very very very happy about it starstruck
+4017,Happy Monday! #Not Hate mondays.,1,,,,,,,,happy monday . not hate mondays .
+3821,it'd be nice if missguided actually had stock for once:slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:,1,There is never any stock at misguided.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,itd be nice if missguided actually had stock for onceslightlysmilingfaceslightlysmilingfaceslightlysmilingface
+1512,my marketing prof has One Dance on repeat rn…it’s like playing to the whole lecture hall,0,,,,,,,,my marketing prof has one dance on repeat rnits like playing to the whole lecture hall
+1569,oh my god i have the Hawai'i twitter baddie in my class this semester i will try not to fangirl!!,0,,,,,,,,oh my god i have the hawaii twitter baddie in my class this semester i will try not to fangirl .
+363,@USER thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning!! #CheapBastard #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning . cheapbastard sarcasm
+3477,It's a Christmas miracle!||#NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,its a christmas miracle . not httpurl
+2477,I love drawing feets :ogre::ogre::ogre: Must draw more feet :ogre::sparkles:,0,,,,,,,,i love drawing feets ogreogreogre must draw more feet ogresparkles
+2379,Beautiful day,1,,,,,,,,beautiful day
+4947,omg my ankle popped for the first time since i fell. it's a miracle :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,omg my ankle popped for the first time since i fell . its a miracle wearyface
+2900,gotta love living in a country where it’s easier to get an AR-15 than it is to get coronavirus testing :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::squinting_face_with_tongue:,1,"When I wrote this tweet, COVID testing was really inaccessible. That has somewhat changed but I was really trying to make a comment about how healthcare is a human right and how poorly our country is handling the pandemic. Owning a military-grade weapon isn't really necessary for human life. While I absolutely believe in the right of the working class to arm themselves (although not with an AR-15..), I just think it's ridiculous the barriers that are put up for people when accessing quality healthcare. I think it's run like a business in this country, and it's immoral.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,gotta love living in a country where its easier to get an ar15 than it is to get coronavirus testing smilingfacewithhearteyessquintingfacewithtongue
+3749,@USER Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.,0,,,,,,,,user racism is pooled in liberal democrats . democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control . divide and conquer .
+234,Appalled that FAKE NEWS hid the existance of this country for so long Trump Names Sarah Palin Ambassador to Nambia HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,appalled that fake news hid the existance of this country for so long trump names sarah palin ambassador to nambia httpurl
+1131,So nice to have a final before the sun is even up :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,so nice to have a final before the sun is even up smilingfacewithsmilingeyes sarcasm
+1832,Put myself on a book ban since I've bought over 750 books this year so far.. and I'm already itching whenever I pass a bookshop. I have more than enough to read until I'm 45!,0,,,,,,,,put myself on a book ban since ive bought over 750 books this year so far . and im already itching whenever i pass a bookshop . i have more than enough to read until im 45 .
+4939,Just gotta realize no ones interested in what I have to say :OK_hand:,1,People are interested in what I have to say. I'm just having a bad day.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just gotta realize no ones interested in what i have to say okhand
+2825,"My dad just said to me, “Hey, you’re kinda skinny, can you slip behind the fridge to look at something?” and it might be the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten. So guys, go tell your girl you think she’s kinda skinny:smiling_face_with_hearts:",1,Don’t tell your girl shes “kinda skinny”.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my dad just said to me hey youre kinda skinny can you slip behind the fridge to look at something . and it might be the nicest compliment ive ever gotten . so guys go tell your girl you think shes kinda skinnysmilingfacewithhearts
+1773,Thanku to zens for kicking me out on xmas eve :face_blowing_a_kiss::red_heart:,1,,,,,,,,thanku to zens for kicking me out on xmas eve faceblowingakissredheart
+4444,Library computer has frozen again #shocker #not,1,,,,,,,,library computer has frozen again shocker not
+1497,Girls who dip>> #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,girls who dip sarcasm
+2178,I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe. #irony,1,,,,,,,,i just watched a fitbit commercial followed my an ihop commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe . irony
+4589,Sometimes I just go through my phone and look at pictures of my dog,0,,,,,,,,sometimes i just go through my phone and look at pictures of my dog
+784,I’M SO PROUD OF MY FRIENDS :sparkling_heart:,0,,,,,,,,im so proud of my friends sparklingheart
+601,I love how they blur out Tristan’s face in this season of the kardashians LMAO like hmm I wonder who that mysterious man is,1,"Instead of ""I wonder who this man is"" its ""everyone knows who this man is""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,i love how they blur out tristans face in this season of the kardashians lmao like hmm i wonder who that mysterious man is
+1676,Ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe #not,1,,,,,,,,ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe not
+743,"head is pounding, spent £25 on ubers last night and I have a 300 word report to write $smiley$ yippee x",1,I am really hungover and spent too much money last night even though I have too much work to do,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,head is pounding spent 25 on ubers last night and i have a 300 word report to write smiley yippee x
+2519,i’ve never been so happy to be doing 3 exams a day? i got to leave a whole hour early and there’s no interventions,1,,,,,,,,ive never been so happy to be doing 3 exams a day . i got to leave a whole hour early and theres no interventions
+189,@USER @USER so glad I bought a diesel car 2 years ago #not,1,,,,,,,,user user so glad i bought a diesel car 2 years ago not
+84,You know it’s bad when your vet texts you to check in on your dogs diet #thicc,0,,,,,,,,you know its bad when your vet texts you to check in on your dogs diet thicc
+2129,Newfound desire to study so I can walk home when it is still SNOWING,0,,,,,,,,newfound desire to study so i can walk home when it is still snowing
+3928,"There is no question Buzzfeed News is a legitimate source, as they are directly responsible for me being the top google result for my name",1,,,,,,,,there is no question buzzfeed news is a legitimate source as they are directly responsible for me being the top google result for my name
+2277,"Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there #not #good #enough",0,,,,,,,,rodgers needs to go man didnt think i would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there not good enough
+3492,@USER @USER @USER Again fans come second. Thanks again #not,1,,,,,,,,user user user again fans come second . thanks again not
+3560,Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it. #irony,1,,,,,,,,cant wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it . irony
+1955,do you think animals know that humans are fucking it all up,0,,,,,,,,do you think animals know that humans are fucking it all up
+682,Event technology session is having Internet problems. #irony #HSC2024,1,,,,,,,,event technology session is having internet problems . irony hsc2024
+1435,Nit pick at every little thing guys. Keep doing that. That'll show the team you're behind them. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,nit pick at every little thing guys . keep doing that . thatll show the team youre behind them . sarcasm
+5110,I just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up #not encouraging,0,,,,,,,,i just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up not encouraging
+2763,Last day of the working week and let's see just how bad it can get! #positive #NOT,1,,,,,,,,last day of the working week and lets see just how bad it can get . positive not
+4950,Seriously do people just read an intro to econ textbook and think this is what academic economists do?,1,,,,,,,,seriously do people just read an intro to econ textbook and think this is what academic economists do .
+1963,Friday hilarity: the CSO of #Sony just picked up a @USER award for #security HTTPURL #irony #SonyHack,1,,,,,,,,friday hilarity the cso of sony just picked up a user award for security httpurl irony sonyhack
+1774,"#IdLikeToGetPaidFor working full time, 12.5 hr shifts, night duty, and weekends while training to be a midwife",0,,,,,,,,idliketogetpaidfor working full time 12 . 5 hr shifts night duty and weekends while training to be a midwife
+5081,Check out some things I've been really loving recently during the holiday season! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,check out some things ive been really loving recently during the holiday season . httpurl
+724,"@USER Steve, Steve, Steve. That's Data. You'll never win any hearts and minds if you don't appeal for the poor polar bears #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user steve steve steve . thats data . youll never win any hearts and minds if you dont appeal for the poor polar bears sarcasm
+408,this is my 3rd time taking a biology course and it’s so EASY wow i love biology so much i’m so glad i’m so good at this subject.,1,"""This is my 3rd time taking the same biology course, I am not good at this subject at all""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,this is my 3rd time taking a biology course and its so easy wow i love biology so much im so glad im so good at this subject .
+3361,"The whole #Misogyny thing is hanging in there with Women from the right #Not. A cat fight now ?, imagine pulling that on the left #pmlive",1,,,,,,,,the whole misogyny thing is hanging in there with women from the right not . a cat fight now . imagine pulling that on the left pmlive
+5127,I swear . I can #not stand little fucking girl. I want to punch her in the fucking face . Bitch needs to go home for real .,0,,,,,,,,i swear . i can not stand little fucking girl . i want to punch her in the fucking face . bitch needs to go home for real .
+4851,"I've started an etsy shop selling handmade clay earrings, scrunchies + soy wax melts! If you want to #shopsmall this xmas follow HTTPURL + HTTPURL We have zero single use plastic packaging AND I'm looking to work with bloggers! #bloggersrequired HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ive started an etsy shop selling handmade clay earrings scrunchies soy wax melts . if you want to shopsmall this xmas follow httpurl httpurl we have zero single use plastic packaging and im looking to work with bloggers . bloggersrequired httpurl
+5140,When will this girl learn.. @USER #it #is #not #everyday #Chezza #sometimes #do #work #andnotgetcaughtbyMR HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,when will this girl learn . user it is not everyday chezza sometimes do work andnotgetcaughtbymr httpurl
+1181,I'm literally out here trading eggs for potatoes Day 1 in our new dystopian society is going well #coronavirusUK #coronavirus,1,Day 1 in our new dystopian society is not going well,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im literally out here trading eggs for potatoes day 1 in our new dystopian society is going well coronavirusuk coronavirus
+2082,"Listen, while @USER folding method saves a lot of space (and it does), it doesn’t save a lot of time. If you have multiple shirts of the same color, you have to unfold each of them to see what’s on the front.",0,,,,,,,,listen while user folding method saves a lot of space and it does it doesnt save a lot of time . if you have multiple shirts of the same color you have to unfold each of them to see whats on the front .
+3210,hello,0,,,,,,,,hello
+5055,Didnt have no time to wake and bake this mornin #not winnin :pouting_face::person_gesturing_NO:,0,,,,,,,,didnt have no time to wake and bake this mornin not winnin poutingfacepersongesturingno
+4216,me: I’m gonna wash my hair and shave my legs! Me instead: I’m gonna dissociate in the shower for 45 minutes,0,,,,,,,,me im gonna wash my hair and shave my legs . me instead im gonna dissociate in the shower for 45 minutes
+3799,@USER lol how and what is a cthulhu ?? Funny autocorrect so helpful #not,1,,,,,,,,user lol how and what is a cthulhu . funny autocorrect so helpful not
+4490,Listening to the rain in bed #Peacefull :umbrella_with_rain_drops::sweat_droplets::droplet::sweat_droplets:,0,,,,,,,,listening to the rain in bed peacefull umbrellawithraindropssweatdropletsdropletsweatdroplets
+2893,Me on a Monday. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,me on a monday . httpurl
+3285,My heart actually hurts that I am a senior and not a freshman this year,0,,,,,,,,my heart actually hurts that i am a senior and not a freshman this year
+2646,"Oh great. Grass pollen, rain and storms. All the things that make my hayfever oh so enjoyable.",1,,,,,,,,oh great . grass pollen rain and storms . all the things that make my hayfever oh so enjoyable .
+3631,AD | The ease of putting up and taking down the awning along with the extra space and the children wanting to sleep in it really did make all the difference. Read the full article: Olpro Cocoon Breeze inflatable drive away campervan awning review [AD] ▸ HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,ad the ease of putting up and taking down the awning along with the extra space and the children wanting to sleep in it really did make all the difference . read the full article olpro cocoon breeze inflatable drive away campervan awning review ad httpurl httpurl
+164,@USER *kisses you cheek* that's enough. im not a love bot.,0,,,,,,,,user kisses you cheek thats enough . im not a love bot .
+4127,"It's so exciting to see snapchats of everybody's Christmas dinner, wow. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,its so exciting to see snapchats of everybodys christmas dinner wow . sarcasm
+697,On my lunch break so sleepy:sleeping_face:,0,,,,,,,,on my lunch break so sleepysleepingface
+4502,"Grandad is watching absolute shit on the telly. No seriously, It's on a channel I've never even heard of?! #FunChristmas #NOT!",1,,,,,,,,grandad is watching absolute shit on the telly . no seriously its on a channel ive never even heard of . funchristmas not .
+319,WAIT the GA I have a crush on and emailed me and told me it was great to have me in class :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::red_heart::face_blowing_a_kiss: he totally loves me #not,1,,,,,,,,wait the ga i have a crush on and emailed me and told me it was great to have me in class smilingfacewithhearteyesredheartfaceblowingakiss he totally loves me not
+2634,I'm over these white hoes #not,1,,,,,,,,im over these white hoes not
+3490,@USER @USER I smashed my Samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user i smashed my samsung galaxy running back to the car trying to avoid a parking ticket irony
+1793,That was one long walk :OK_hand::OK_hand::OK_hand: #GoMe HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,that was one long walk okhandokhandokhand gome httpurl
+4957,Storm coming! #todayimloving #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,storm coming . todayimloving not httpurl
+3513,All humans should read today’s thread by my friend. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,all humans should read todays thread by my friend . httpurl
+2410,I couldn’t have imagined how much fun I would have with people I’ve met through streaming. I’m so thankful to live in this timeline even if it is relatively garbage.,0,,,,,,,,i couldnt have imagined how much fun i would have with people ive met through streaming . im so thankful to live in this timeline even if it is relatively garbage .
+4778,@USER bring it on. Will look forward to the Easter one more $smiley$ funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now!! #irony,1,,,,,,,,user bring it on . will look forward to the easter one more smiley funnily enough i crave salad and fruit round xmas now . irony
+2043,My crazy doesn't go away. It's here to stay.,0,,,,,,,,my crazy doesnt go away . its here to stay .
+1242,@USER Oh that sounds like a great plan. #sarcasm @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,user oh that sounds like a great plan . sarcasm user user
+4978,Woke up crying because of the nightmare I had.. gonna be a great day #not,1,,,,,,,,woke up crying because of the nightmare i had . gonna be a great day not
+3944,@USER Best place in the world I'm telling you,1,,,,,,,,user best place in the world im telling you
+3134,"@USER Dear Max Talbot..you are wearing the WRONG uniform tonight, but i still love you anyway. Sincerely, Not a Flyers Fan",1,,,,,,,,user dear max talbot . you are wearing the wrong uniform tonight but i still love you anyway . sincerely not a flyers fan
+113,The Fourth of July is my favorite holiday for as long as the Nathan’s Hot Dog contest takes then the appeal dissipates.,0,,,,,,,,the fourth of july is my favorite holiday for as long as the nathans hot dog contest takes then the appeal dissipates .
+3013,Day 1 of working from home: I now have laptop burns on my legs,0,,,,,,,,day 1 of working from home i now have laptop burns on my legs
+378,Thanks @USER for nothing. All my family were flying with you from KL to attend my wedding. #everyonecanfly #not #AdelaideRouteCancelled,1,,,,,,,,thanks user for nothing . all my family were flying with you from kl to attend my wedding . everyonecanfly not adelaideroutecancelled
+756,I see Toledo made a good name for itself last night #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i see toledo made a good name for itself last night sarcasm
+196,If you vote tomorrow I'll buy you an ice cream! HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,if you vote tomorrow ill buy you an ice cream . httpurl
+2259,The downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job #irony,1,,,,,,,,the downside to working in fisheries and conservation is that you can rarely afford the cool things that promote your job irony
+4346,lol . The bears are a joke. no point in watching this season,1,,,,,,,,lol . the bears are a joke . no point in watching this season
+369,we happy!!,1,I am unhappy,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we happy .
+1741,"Summit on, Summit off - Trump's little game. #TrumpKimSummit #diplomacy HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,summit on summit off trumps little game . trumpkimsummit diplomacy httpurl
+204,"""Join me on @USER to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day"". #UnitedForGood HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,join me on user to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day . unitedforgood httpurl
+3448,Always nice to be forgotten about,1,,,,,,,,always nice to be forgotten about
+4624,Planned on an early night last night.. Oh yaa course that happened.. #not #gotinterupted,1,,,,,,,,planned on an early night last night . oh yaa course that happened . not gotinterupted
+3814,No work for a month means I have so much free time $smiley$ But no work for a month also means I have no money for said free time $sad$,0,,,,,,,,no work for a month means i have so much free time smiley but no work for a month also means i have no money for said free time sad
+2317,DNA from Richard II has thrown up a surprise: evidence of infidelity in his family tree. HTTPURL ||Well I'm SHOCKED. #not,1,,,,,,,,dna from richard ii has thrown up a surprise evidence of infidelity in his family tree . httpurl well im shocked . not
+4668,besties i may have flooded my bathroom with an inch of water,0,,,,,,,,besties i may have flooded my bathroom with an inch of water
+4657,Big Ster! #GoHeels,0,,,,,,,,big ster . goheels
+3117,I’m gonna miss scantrons shortening my name to “Christ” after 16 years,1,I'm not going to miss scantrons shortening my name to “Christ” after 16 years,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im gonna miss scantrons shortening my name to christ after 16 years
+1007,"Listen if you can’t laugh at “badly sprained your ankle doing a Mamma Mia themed Zumba video alone in your apartment in year two of a global pandemic and are now on bed rest for a week”, what can you laugh at",0,,,,,,,,listen if you cant laugh at badly sprained your ankle doing a mamma mia themed zumba video alone in your apartment in year two of a global pandemic and are now on bed rest for a week what can you laugh at
+2686,OMG! #Berlin is so fashion! #irony #vscocam HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,omg . berlin is so fashion . irony vscocam httpurl
+2520,Today should be fun #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,today should be fun sarcasm
+1505,@USER Why not? The House Committee has been very informative thus far!! #Sarcasm|#UniteBlue,1,,,,,,,,user why not . the house committee has been very informative thus far . sarcasmuniteblue
+3255,@USER You are not allowed to open that until Christmas day!,0,,,,,,,,user you are not allowed to open that until christmas day .
+489,You're great at keeping a conversation. #not.,1,,,,,,,,youre great at keeping a conversation . not .
+4971,Everybody is out there traveling the world and I'm sitting here studying maps for my last exam #jealousy #irony #almostdone,1,,,,,,,,everybody is out there traveling the world and im sitting here studying maps for my last exam jealousy irony almostdone
+3178,Yeah this is so cool just fucking woke up#NOT,1,,,,,,,,yeah this is so cool just fucking woke upnot
+776,Cooper's been busy today #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,coopers been busy today not httpurl
+4921,If you don't want Hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message. Change too much you might as well start over,0,,,,,,,,if you dont want hall to eventually ask for a trade then hope for consistency in the message . change too much you might as well start over
+5022,Time for my babies and I to take this medicine so we can get better:face_with_medical_mask:,0,,,,,,,,time for my babies and i to take this medicine so we can get betterfacewithmedicalmask
+1011,Best thing to get complimented on is being tan,0,,,,,,,,best thing to get complimented on is being tan
+546,@USER which would ALSO push rates up $smiley$ isn't this a fun game? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user which would also push rates up smiley isnt this a fun game . sarcasm
+2771,thanks to everyone for all the love and support!! so blessed to have this opportunity! officially a mustang!! #stanggang @USER @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,thanks to everyone for all the love and support . so blessed to have this opportunity . officially a mustang . stanggang user user httpurl
+221,buzzing for school on monday.. #not,1,,,,,,,,buzzing for school on monday . not
+1468,Do people put crazy loud music on at flat parties so they don't have to speak to each other?,1,,,,,,,,do people put crazy loud music on at flat parties so they dont have to speak to each other .
+3936,I refused free donuts and cocoa at work this morning and have been thinking about it ever since,0,,,,,,,,i refused free donuts and cocoa at work this morning and have been thinking about it ever since
+1022,i kinda wanna make a teacher instagram :grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,i kinda wanna make a teacher instagram grinningfacewithsweat
+2092,Everyone competing against each other for privatized goods is way better than working together as a whole to advance humanity. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,everyone competing against each other for privatized goods is way better than working together as a whole to advance humanity . sarcasm
+2664,@USER wow.. she really touched them with that tweet. #Not,1,,,,,,,,user wow . she really touched them with that tweet . not
+2803,I painted my first business sign & got two more business signs to do. Omg. THANK YOU GOD :folded_hands:,0,,,,,,,,i painted my first business sign got two more business signs to do . omg . thank you god foldedhands
+514,"fuck off calling your book ""eleanor oliphant is completely fine"" twee curly license-free font horseshit. radio 4 book club dick ass. call your book ""Pussy Popping At The Homicide Casino"" or i am not reading it",0,,,,,,,,fuck off calling your book eleanor oliphant is completely fine twee curly licensefree font horseshit . radio 4 book club dick ass . call your book pussy popping at the homicide casino or i am not reading it
+2879,Bring me the horizon's new song drown is my new favourite,0,,,,,,,,bring me the horizons new song drown is my new favourite
+1567,Grown women acting like children is my favorite. #sarcasm #dramatic,1,,,,,,,,grown women acting like children is my favorite . sarcasm dramatic
+2633,@USER a Woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons!! #irony,1,,,,,,,,user a woman that puts a man in irons supports the irons . irony
+358,@USER You seriously bought a giant TV to play in the box?,0,,,,,,,,user you seriously bought a giant tv to play in the box .
+1794,my eye doctor is so cute and charming ok,0,,,,,,,,my eye doctor is so cute and charming ok
+573,@USER did you get fat on your honeymoon?,0,,,,,,,,user did you get fat on your honeymoon .
+1000,@USER Feelings of shame or being out of place linked with both undiagnosed ADHD and being in the closet/facing homophobia.,0,,,,,,,,user feelings of shame or being out of place linked with both undiagnosed adhd and being in the closetfacing homophobia .
+70,"@USER wait..there's a ""New Wii U""? #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user wait . theres a new wii u . sarcasm
+3064,My future? I still enjoy it (playing football) too much and I play with passion -Totti..oh no the team is doomed.. #asroma #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,my future . i still enjoy it playing football too much and i play with passion totti . oh no the team is doomed . asroma sarcasm
+768,"""You think you're better than us because you're vaccinated??"" Uh, yeah, yeah I do",0,,,,,,,,you think youre better than us because youre vaccinated . uh yeah yeah i do
+2226,Extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade. Best idea ever! #not,1,,,,,,,,extending trade and not telling the people about the extended trade . best idea ever . not
+3825,how can a person look at lizzo and not think she’s hot it makes no sense,0,,,,,,,,how can a person look at lizzo and not think shes hot it makes no sense
+3545,#Libby #Lane #appointment: #Women #bishops #debate #not #over: The appointment of the Reverend Libby Lane as the.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,libby lane appointment women bishops debate not over the appointment of the reverend libby lane as the . httpurl
+3350,"I'm considering banning the word 'Brexit' from my twitter timeline. I'm just concerned there won't be much left but planes and cats!! Hang on, what am I waiting for..??",1,,,,,,,,im considering banning the word brexit from my twitter timeline . im just concerned there wont be much left but planes and cats . hang on what am i waiting for .
+4010,yesterday 4 dinner I just had rice w/ sriracha sauce on it and it was arguably the best meal I've had in a while,0,,,,,,,,yesterday 4 dinner i just had rice w sriracha sauce on it and it was arguably the best meal ive had in a while
+197,"Good choice to stay up late, Lys. #not #study #finalsweek #deathofme",1,,,,,,,,good choice to stay up late lys . not study finalsweek deathofme
+465,"@USER @USER Going well for you, isn't it Lance?",1,,,,,,,,user user going well for you isnt it lance .
+138,Sitting around listening to sad music really helps the depression. #Not,1,,,,,,,,sitting around listening to sad music really helps the depression . not
+1634,#Irony in #Iowa. Anti-Union Governor #Branstad having inauguration & ball at #CommunityChoice Credit Union Center. A slap to #AFSCME #Homan,1,,,,,,,,irony in iowa . antiunion governor branstad having inauguration ball at communitychoice credit union center . a slap to afscme homan
+3834,"quit a high paying job for a blind fantasy with no family, no friends, no backup plan… deserved every tear streaming down his face HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,quit a high paying job for a blind fantasy with no family no friends no backup plan deserved every tear streaming down his face httpurl
+4336,"Christmas shopping take 2, the weekends attempt was a waste of time so lets try again #CantWait #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,christmas shopping take 2 the weekends attempt was a waste of time so lets try again cantwait sarcasm
+2809,"""Olympia sports is having a liquidation sale so we need to buy things now because they're all getting melted"" -Gavin",0,,,,,,,,olympia sports is having a liquidation sale so we need to buy things now because theyre all getting melted gavin
+4056,haven't talked to you in days. that's cool I guess. #not,1,,,,,,,,havent talked to you in days . thats cool i guess . not
+1087,"#Irony the people #BillCosby looked down upon are ones coming to his defense. This isn't about race,it's about rape! HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,irony the people billcosby looked down upon are ones coming to his defense . this isnt about raceits about rape . httpurl
+2549,hot girls have tree shaped dents in their rear bumpers :red_heart:,1,i am ugly because there’s a dent in my car,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hot girls have tree shaped dents in their rear bumpers redheart
+4198,For my math exam I have to prove that rectangles do not exist. HELP,0,,,,,,,,for my math exam i have to prove that rectangles do not exist . help
+3415,"Mm, breathing in dust as I clean out stuff. My favorite.",1,,,,,,,,mm breathing in dust as i clean out stuff . my favorite .
+2158,Broke: doing assignments in order of due date Woke: doing assignments in order of priority Wired: spending 20 minutes on each class at a time and just go down the list,1,"The best way to do assignments is in order of priority. The second best is in terms of due date. The worst is doing 20 minutes on each class at a time, regardless of priority.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,broke doing assignments in order of due date woke doing assignments in order of priority wired spending 20 minutes on each class at a time and just go down the list
+1539,Ikea Vegan Hog Dog ..,0,,,,,,,,ikea vegan hog dog .
+3252,crying on the toilet,0,,,,,,,,crying on the toilet
+2275,"@USER Indonesia does: blasphemy laws & ministry of religious affairs,which also happens to be the most corrupt ministry. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user indonesia does blasphemy laws ministry of religious affairswhich also happens to be the most corrupt ministry . irony
+3040,We'll that was a great way to start off my morning :grinning_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,well that was a great way to start off my morning grinningface not
+2357,"@USER Cook them down with a bunch of olive oil or butter, serve on nice toast with goat cheese or feta and a fried egg. (I'm told pancetta is also a nice addition!)",0,,,,,,,,user cook them down with a bunch of olive oil or butter serve on nice toast with goat cheese or feta and a fried egg . im told pancetta is also a nice addition .
+2416,@USER Because we need an excuse to pop it open! My dream is McDonalds and Grand Cru. #ChampagneExcuses,0,,,,,,,,user because we need an excuse to pop it open . my dream is mcdonalds and grand cru . champagneexcuses
+310,Real disappointment of the Trump Era was the complete lack of protest/punk music in response to him. What a wasted opportunity.,0,,,,,,,,real disappointment of the trump era was the complete lack of protestpunk music in response to him . what a wasted opportunity .
+1401,Being loyal should be the standard. Being loyal should be the standard. Being loyal should be the standard.,0,,,,,,,,being loyal should be the standard . being loyal should be the standard . being loyal should be the standard .
+2705,"So far today: 1 ruined mug, I've cried twice, I've gotten 0 things on my To-Do List done and I'm 100% furious. #GoodStartToTheDay #Not",1,,,,,,,,so far today 1 ruined mug ive cried twice ive gotten 0 things on my todo list done and im 100 furious . goodstarttotheday not
+4792,I’m starting to think “plus size” for hollywood/the fashion industry just means above a C cup bra-wise with an hourglass figure :slightly_frowning_face:,0,,,,,,,,im starting to think plus size for hollywoodthe fashion industry just means above a c cup brawise with an hourglass figure slightlyfrowningface
+1555,"Wassup buddy..hows everything. ..will look for you ""@USER @USER boss kupotea nayo..Acha hizo #notcool bro #not""",0,,,,,,,,wassup buddy . hows everything . . will look for you user user boss kupotea nayo . acha hizo notcool bro not
+11,Kepa had a great game,1,Kepa was sh*t,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,kepa had a great game
+4653,we're all just crewmates and our minds are the imposter,0,,,,,,,,were all just crewmates and our minds are the imposter
+3411,Unpacking is the bane of my life,0,,,,,,,,unpacking is the bane of my life
+1208,"if you didn't order the smores girl scout cookies this year, i'm rlly sorry",0,,,,,,,,if you didnt order the smores girl scout cookies this year im rlly sorry
+5099,"New Years Eve is generally the most overrated party of the year. It's supposed to be a huge shindig, but usually I'm disappointed.",0,,,,,,,,new years eve is generally the most overrated party of the year . its supposed to be a huge shindig but usually im disappointed .
+274,Join me on @USER to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day. #UnitedForGood @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,join me on user to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day . unitedforgood user httpurl
+1065,I forgot my keys omds I had to message my brother on roblox to open the door,0,,,,,,,,i forgot my keys omds i had to message my brother on roblox to open the door
+4167,LOL.. Micromax is promising that service? #Irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,lol . micromax is promising that service . irony httpurl
+2331,#Venezuela -controlled #Moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of #Chechen miners in #Grozny . HTTPURL #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,venezuela controlled moscow junta genocides peaceful protest of chechen miners in grozny . httpurl sarcasm
+1665,"Thank you to all of the lovely people who come to work sick, or come to eat sick.. I appreciate your germs.. #not",1,,,,,,,,thank you to all of the lovely people who come to work sick or come to eat sick . i appreciate your germs . not
+3436,"Love how the adverts for the woman in black 2 say ""you won't sleep for weeks""..way to sell it to me :flushed_face: #not #SheNeverLeft",1,,,,,,,,love how the adverts for the woman in black 2 say you wont sleep for weeks . way to sell it to me flushedface not sheneverleft
+3772,@USER @USER @USER @USER asked back to be models next month #not,1,,,,,,,,user user user user asked back to be models next month not
+3248,"checked ring footage last eve. shoutout to unknown neighbor who, despite being very pregnant and walking around icy sidewalks, drove to my house and delivered three of my UPS packages wrongly delivered to her. Not that she knew, but it was over $100 worth of stuff! :folded_hands_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,checked ring footage last eve . shoutout to unknown neighbor who despite being very pregnant and walking around icy sidewalks drove to my house and delivered three of my ups packages wrongly delivered to her . not that she knew but it was over 100 worth of stuff . foldedhandslightskintone
+3733,2 a.m. trips to Walmart for mess are always fun. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,2 a . m . trips to walmart for mess are always fun . sarcasm
+3000,Love scooping feed bunks before we can feed calves #not,1,,,,,,,,love scooping feed bunks before we can feed calves not
+1419,"a) trump and pence are contradicting each other, that's cool b) does trump know what/where aleppo is?",1,,,,,,,,a trump and pence are contradicting each other thats cool b does trump know whatwhere aleppo is .
+4213,Class being canceled occasionally is always nice but 4 in one week feels like an early Christmas miracle :flushed_face::smiling_face_with_open_hands::Christmas_tree:,0,,,,,,,,class being canceled occasionally is always nice but 4 in one week feels like an early christmas miracle flushedfacesmilingfacewithopenhandschristmastree
+5083,"Photoset: babaybubblez: aquabreeze: disgustinghotels: #not all men But lets not forget In the real story,.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,photoset babaybubblez aquabreeze disgustinghotels not all men but lets not forget in the real story . httpurl
+1966,BBC News - New Forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car HTTPURL #irony,1,,,,,,,,bbc news new forest road safety campaign donkey killed by car httpurl irony
+4387,Interviewed a turkey & here's what he had to say HTTPURL #Thanksgiving,0,,,,,,,,interviewed a turkey heres what he had to say httpurl thanksgiving
+1590,Nothing says welcome to home better than this. #wemissedyoutoo #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,nothing says welcome to home better than this . wemissedyoutoo sarcasm httpurl
+456,Coffee and Fiber One. It's worth getting up for. #Not,1,,,,,,,,coffee and fiber one . its worth getting up for . not
+2671,Here for the #gbbo and #masterchef tweets only,0,,,,,,,,here for the gbbo and masterchef tweets only
+587,@USER @USER real tough to whoop dungeys ass #not,1,,,,,,,,user user real tough to whoop dungeys ass not
+249,Me when I think I can do a cartwheel! #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,me when i think i can do a cartwheel . not httpurl
+62,we love another night in hospital:victory_hand_light_skin_tone::victory_hand_light_skin_tone::victory_hand_light_skin_tone:,1,,,,,,,,we love another night in hospitalvictoryhandlightskintonevictoryhandlightskintonevictoryhandlightskintone
+4729,I should of just made a canvas of coffee stains and be done with it. #art #not,1,,,,,,,,i should of just made a canvas of coffee stains and be done with it . art not
+2397,Does anyone have any late Edinburgh Fringe recommendations? Anytime from the 19th,0,,,,,,,,does anyone have any late edinburgh fringe recommendations . anytime from the 19th
+1957,#BigNightIn Please send a virtual hug to Grandma Gwen in Liverpool from The Wigwoods in Coventry. Separated only by miles of cuddles xx,0,,,,,,,,bignightin please send a virtual hug to grandma gwen in liverpool from the wigwoods in coventry . separated only by miles of cuddles xx
+790,"If u delete @USER and download @USER (and send me proof), I will Venmo u money. Thank u.",0,,,,,,,,if u delete user and download user and send me proof i will venmo u money . thank u .
+4678,And the round ligament pain returns. Yay #not #PregnancyProblems,1,,,,,,,,and the round ligament pain returns . yay not pregnancyproblems
+3771,Thank you OCC for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes.. #not,1,,,,,,,,thank you occ for being concerned enough about my safety driving to school to cancel classes . not
+1962,I love the weekend of the 4th bc its the only time I can jam out to my fave song God Bless the USA w/o being judged :United_States:,0,,,,,,,,i love the weekend of the 4th bc its the only time i can jam out to my fave song god bless the usa wo being judged unitedstates
+4120,Guess they are not rich enough to get their precious cars in a garage. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,guess they are not rich enough to get their precious cars in a garage . httpurl
+4615,"USA is turning into the 40-something uncle who turns up to the wedding reception, gets drunk & takes the mic from the band to sing Sweet Caroline, but gets all the words wrong. Highly entertaining but a total fucking train wreck that you’re glad you don’t have to see more often.",0,,,,,,,,usa is turning into the 40something uncle who turns up to the wedding reception gets drunk takes the mic from the band to sing sweet caroline but gets all the words wrong . highly entertaining but a total fucking train wreck that youre glad you dont have to see more often .
+4889,@USER did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user did you think that only making 100 was going to be enough . sarcasm
+4891,OMG YES. 7:30 FINALS ON A FRIDAY ARE MY FAVORITE. :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::red_heart::person_tipping_hand: #not,1,,,,,,,,omg yes . 730 finals on a friday are my favorite . smilingfacewithhearteyesredheartpersontippinghand not
+3202,Nothing quite says “back to work January blues” like pouring soup into a microwaveable vessel ready to take to work in the morning :upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,nothing quite says back to work january blues like pouring soup into a microwaveable vessel ready to take to work in the morning upsidedownface
+2032,@USER To the officer's defense..that was a very scary looking phone. #Sarcasm #BlackLivesMatter,1,,,,,,,,user to the officers defense . that was a very scary looking phone . sarcasm blacklivesmatter
+2525,"Christopher Biggins, a Poundland Mrs Twanky, is sharing his expert knowledge on the EU and Brexit. Can’t wait for his take on the Middle East’s geopolitical situation. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,christopher biggins a poundland mrs twanky is sharing his expert knowledge on the eu and brexit . cant wait for his take on the middle easts geopolitical situation . httpurl
+1736,How is my highest grade in A&P,0,,,,,,,,how is my highest grade in ap
+1669,"Those mini naps I had all night between sneezing, coughing and blowing my nose were super restful. #sarcasm #fluday4",1,,,,,,,,those mini naps i had all night between sneezing coughing and blowing my nose were super restful . sarcasm fluday4
+1118,@USER Yeah..me too!! #not!! x,1,,,,,,,,user yeah . me too . not . x
+295,Excited it's almost Thanksgiving!,0,,,,,,,,excited its almost thanksgiving .
+5149,Iii have the best boyfriend everr.,0,,,,,,,,iii have the best boyfriend everr .
+2762,haven’t written in months cuz there are no male teachers to impress :persevering_face:,1,I haven't written in a while and that sucks,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,havent written in months cuz there are no male teachers to impress perseveringface
+99,@USER @USER sounds like the american dream ngl,1,"dang, America sucks, right?",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user sounds like the american dream ngl
+147,I feel like I'm the biggest time waster lol,0,,,,,,,,i feel like im the biggest time waster lol
+3613,watching olympic womens beach volleyball for the plot,1,I watch women's beach volleyball for the hot women.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,watching olympic womens beach volleyball for the plot
+1983,"I'd like to thank middle aged men watching the Olympics for solving the mental health crisis. Getting someone to shout ""get some perspective"" at every athlete struggling with anxiety will definitely solve their problem.",1,It's annoying that middle aged men are declaring people with mental health issues need to find some perspective; that's insensitive and unhelpful.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,id like to thank middle aged men watching the olympics for solving the mental health crisis . getting someone to shout get some perspective at every athlete struggling with anxiety will definitely solve their problem .
+4117,ima get up early tomorrow and make some tea and sit on the patio oh how I love to imagine things im never gonna do,1,"I would say, ""I wish I could get up early and enjoy some tea on the patio.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ima get up early tomorrow and make some tea and sit on the patio oh how i love to imagine things im never gonna do
+1752,So they lost..such a shame..I was really rooting for them #NOT.. #LFC,1,,,,,,,,so they lost . such a shame . i was really rooting for them not . lfc
+3742,So glad i work mornings now #not,1,,,,,,,,so glad i work mornings now not
+109,Why was I not told Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp eat breakfast together before I drafted Robert Woods over him?,1,Interesting: Stafford and Cupp eat breakfast together.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why was i not told matthew stafford and cooper kupp eat breakfast together before i drafted robert woods over him .
+3003,recently started highlighting,0,,,,,,,,recently started highlighting
+1546,really need upload season 2. today. now. thanks,0,,,,,,,,really need upload season 2 . today . now . thanks
+1036,My glasses are blinding me. #irony,1,,,,,,,,my glasses are blinding me . irony
+1950,I swear I’m watching more snapchat stories from what people were doing a year ago rather than now :face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,i swear im watching more snapchat stories from what people were doing a year ago rather than now facewithrollingeyesfacewithtearsofjoy
+1554,14 units next semester plus work yes so excited for that!! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,14 units next semester plus work yes so excited for that . sarcasm
+3464,You are so cool! #not,1,,,,,,,,you are so cool . not
+162,Should be a balanced view then #not @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,should be a balanced view then not user user
+2545,"if anyone wants to count their shirts for me… let me know. need some validation. having a crisis because i have 58 (sweaters, t shirts, crop tops, all inclusive as long as it can be worn alone as a top), and i think that is way too many but i also can’t bear to get rid of them?",0,,,,,,,,if anyone wants to count their shirts for me let me know . need some validation . having a crisis because i have 58 sweaters t shirts crop tops all inclusive as long as it can be worn alone as a top and i think that is way too many but i also cant bear to get rid of them .
+1211,my vibe is garth Brooks song “the thunder rolls” but the 3rd verse when the wife shoots her husband for cheating on her,0,,,,,,,,my vibe is garth brooks song the thunder rolls but the 3rd verse when the wife shoots her husband for cheating on her
+3254,Here's the final episode of #minecraft #hardcore survival.. We die while trying to get a sustainable food source #irony,1,,,,,,,,heres the final episode of minecraft hardcore survival . we die while trying to get a sustainable food source irony
+3712,it's been fascinating watching an entire generation of nerds try to characterize their depression as a cultural movement HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,its been fascinating watching an entire generation of nerds try to characterize their depression as a cultural movement httpurl
+1177,@USER @USER @USER YES! Vote for SATAN (@USER in 2016!! #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user user user yes . vote for satan user in 2016 . not
+2066,"was asked if i wanted my drink in a pint glass or a “lady glass” :face_with_rolling_eyes: dissapointed as the glass wasnt pink, sparkly or playing the songs from mamma mia",1,,,,,,,,was asked if i wanted my drink in a pint glass or a lady glass facewithrollingeyes dissapointed as the glass wasnt pink sparkly or playing the songs from mamma mia
+251,A Millwall fan who is anti-Palace..what a surprise @USER,1,,,,,,,,a millwall fan who is antipalace . what a surprise user
+98,"I guess I'm not sleeping tonight, I didn't want to leave anyways #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i guess im not sleeping tonight i didnt want to leave anyways sarcasm
+376,free youtube channel concept: the autotune philosopher,1,,,,,,,,free youtube channel concept the autotune philosopher
+4344,"Walking around running errands after work giving a knowing nod to every other millennial woman who is also wearing biker shorts, a loose T-shirt, a baseball cap, a belt bag, and AirPods",0,,,,,,,,walking around running errands after work giving a knowing nod to every other millennial woman who is also wearing biker shorts a loose tshirt a baseball cap a belt bag and airpods
+742,@USER @USER @USER you talk about biased behavior. go read some of the paid articles about paycoin. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user user you talk about biased behavior . go read some of the paid articles about paycoin . irony
+3893,@USER the good shows that were cancelled for this to happen: :eye::mouth::eye:,0,,,,,,,,user the good shows that were cancelled for this to happen eyemoutheye
+3401,"Watched 127 hours.. Kinda reminded me of this one time I got a bad splinter. Writing a book about it now, hit me up for an autographed copy",1,I could never survive an experience like the one in the film 127 Hours.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,watched 127 hours . kinda reminded me of this one time i got a bad splinter . writing a book about it now hit me up for an autographed copy
+3197,Entry level jobs that require 3 years prior experience :two_hearts::two_hearts: ly :two_hearts::two_hearts:,1,I hate entry level jobs that require years of experience,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,entry level jobs that require 3 years prior experience twoheartstwohearts ly twoheartstwohearts
+4438,If this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so cool#not a cool way to start e year,0,,,,,,,,if this year wld be filled w all these rainy days it wont be so coolnot a cool way to start e year
+2914,The Penguins cancelled their morning skate today..due to icy conditions. #irony #butseriouslytheroadsarebad,1,,,,,,,,the penguins cancelled their morning skate today . due to icy conditions . irony butseriouslytheroadsarebad
+1846,Remember when I ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer? I've got a 14+ hour day on about two hours of sleep. This'll be fun. #not,1,,,,,,,,remember when i ran 14 miles on 90 min of sleep this summer . ive got a 14 hour day on about two hours of sleep . thisll be fun . not
+4722,True rebellion in college is taking more than the recommended dosage of gummy vitamins,1,,,,,,,,true rebellion in college is taking more than the recommended dosage of gummy vitamins
+1414,"I heard it might be snowing ?? Sounds fake, but okay?? Can anyone verify??",1,I see that it is snowing. This is expected in January. Anyone can see that it is snowing.,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,i heard it might be snowing . sounds fake but okay . can anyone verify .
+4440,I don't like clowns but I'm going to be one. #irony,1,,,,,,,,i dont like clowns but im going to be one . irony
+1160,It's hard to cope without any hope.,0,,,,,,,,its hard to cope without any hope .
+2582,"Watched the #matthanock clip and immediately my mental health regressed, and not just cos he fucked the NHS",0,,,,,,,,watched the matthanock clip and immediately my mental health regressed and not just cos he fucked the nhs
+289,Feeling the irony of using #irony to find people ironically using the work irony wrong. #metahipster,1,,,,,,,,feeling the irony of using irony to find people ironically using the work irony wrong . metahipster
+4315,shoutout to the kid who brought a pineapple to hc and threw it around #madrespect,1,"""Screw the kid who brought a pineapple to homecoming and threw it around""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,shoutout to the kid who brought a pineapple to hc and threw it around madrespect
+2150,Words cannot express how much I HATE glitter,0,,,,,,,,words cannot express how much i hate glitter
+328,Still awake soo that's nice.. #not,1,,,,,,,,still awake soo thats nice . not
+1078,can't wait til a bunch of pudgy suburban dads save the day with their firearms,1,People are more likely to be injured when they own firearms.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait til a bunch of pudgy suburban dads save the day with their firearms
+4883,@USER @USER Until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city.,0,,,,,,,,user user until he becomes the most loved athlete in his new city .
+2225,@USER you are by far the funniest prick in the world at the moment. Can you please come to Geelong? We have a normal mayor.. #not,1,,,,,,,,user you are by far the funniest prick in the world at the moment . can you please come to geelong . we have a normal mayor . not
+106,@USER It’s never to late to take a nap,0,,,,,,,,user its never to late to take a nap
+288,"A Christmas story. About three years ago my Mum told me that she’d bought me a present: she wasn’t sure if I’d like it, whether it was my kind of thing or not, but she’d loved it so she’d bought it and put it away. And then she lost it. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,a christmas story . about three years ago my mum told me that shed bought me a present she wasnt sure if id like it whether it was my kind of thing or not but shed loved it so shed bought it and put it away . and then she lost it . httpurl
+444,Smh. Yesterday I was losing my voice. Today woke up with a mean ass cough and a headache :unamused_face:Christmas could be any better #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,smh . yesterday i was losing my voice . today woke up with a mean ass cough and a headache unamusedfacechristmas could be any better sarcasm
+2359,@USER Ill see you in the Finals #Not,1,,,,,,,,user ill see you in the finals not
+731,Such a good lie in #not,1,,,,,,,,such a good lie in not
+1341,Look at me go. I've won myself afternoon tea! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,look at me go . ive won myself afternoon tea . httpurl
+3794,Foxy Lady..#waynesworld #excellent #not :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes::smiling_face::smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,foxy lady . waynesworld excellent not beamingfacewithsmilingeyessmilingfacesmilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+3338,It seems that Erdogan sends his best regards to the EU #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,it seems that erdogan sends his best regards to the eu sarcasm
+2687,Well. That went well. #BelgianGP,1,No start to the race? This doesn't look good.,0.0,1.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,well . that went well . belgiangp
+2923,It's official. We live in Gilead. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,its official . we live in gilead . httpurl
+1703,i stg i probably talk to my tv more than i do to actual people whoops rip social life,1,I talk to more people than i do anything,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i stg i probably talk to my tv more than i do to actual people whoops rip social life
+3335,the time is currently 00:24 and the single thing rattling around in my brain is the noise those door stoppers make. you know the one,0,,,,,,,,the time is currently 0024 and the single thing rattling around in my brain is the noise those door stoppers make . you know the one
+2415,"One positive of being stuck inside all the time is I've almost got back to being as good at FIFA as when I was 15, and I consider that an achievement",0,,,,,,,,one positive of being stuck inside all the time is ive almost got back to being as good at fifa as when i was 15 and i consider that an achievement
+2199,Happy New Year,0,,,,,,,,happy new year
+3084,@USER @USER @USER tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user user user tells someone to spell correctly while completely fucking up his tweet irony
+3488,@USER Make your husband agree to let you die first. FUN date topic for discussion,1,Talking about death is not a fun topic for date night.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user make your husband agree to let you die first . fun date topic for discussion
+4334,"Your family just escaped war, bloodshed, and devastation. #Trump's bigotry sent you back to face persecution. #US HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,your family just escaped war bloodshed and devastation . trumps bigotry sent you back to face persecution . us httpurl
+2843,So fucking excited to be the 5th wheel for another New Year's Eve!! Can't blame anybody but myself for being super picky re: men #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,so fucking excited to be the 5th wheel for another new years eve . cant blame anybody but myself for being super picky re men sarcasm
+2393,mm i love the sickly blue flashes of a sparking transformer and power lines that herald an impending power outage,1,,,,,,,,mm i love the sickly blue flashes of a sparking transformer and power lines that herald an impending power outage
+2265,Ma thing #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ma thing not httpurl
+5144,that fits @USER @USER @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,that fits user user user user
+339,@USER @USER Damn socialist! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user damn socialist . sarcasm
+2810,102° fever. That's fun. #not,1,,,,,,,,102 fever . thats fun . not
+3096,Excited to present some research and listen to some studies at the #IARR2021 conference $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,excited to present some research and listen to some studies at the iarr2021 conference smiley
+29,"@USER Don't know who you are, but you sound very stupid. Yours, happy Trot",1,,,,,,,,user dont know who you are but you sound very stupid . yours happy trot
+4749,"I got an invitation to my ten year high school reunion today..just, no.",0,,,,,,,,i got an invitation to my ten year high school reunion today . just no .
+2211,Living with a str*ight man is like living with a four year old,0,,,,,,,,living with a stright man is like living with a four year old
+469,"if Covid didn’t happen, I’d have free travel round the country now smh",0,,,,,,,,if covid didnt happen id have free travel round the country now smh
+1228,@USER great Christmas. #not,1,,,,,,,,user great christmas . not
+967,@USER I think I can make it HTTPURL Aaaww #not .. @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,user i think i can make it httpurl aaaww not . user user
+4997,With Zap Surveys you can make daily extra cash with guaranteed surveys! Check it out in the App Store. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,with zap surveys you can make daily extra cash with guaranteed surveys . check it out in the app store . httpurl
+161,@USER Actually I've extrapolated based on the last daily candle and it turns out BTC will be sub-zero by December. The math doesn't lie.,1,I'm not entirely sure you -can- say the same thing non-sarcastically. I suppose.. 'Constantly calling for lower targets is ridiculous.',1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user actually ive extrapolated based on the last daily candle and it turns out btc will be subzero by december . the math doesnt lie .
+4237,Where does Twitter go shopping? Went to the supermarket earlier and shelves full as usual. Only item I couldn’t get hold of was British: large jar of Colman’s mustard (much better value than the smaller ones),0,,,,,,,,where does twitter go shopping . went to the supermarket earlier and shelves full as usual . only item i couldnt get hold of was british large jar of colmans mustard much better value than the smaller ones
+260,Loving life. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,loving life . sarcasm
+3943,Love games during the week because I don't get to go to sleep until like 1! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love games during the week because i dont get to go to sleep until like 1 . sarcasm
+470,@USER @USER |Answer 2- More than 150 artists |#WinSunburnPasses,0,,,,,,,,user user answer 2 more than 150 artists winsunburnpasses
+3156,no more instagram. we must all return to scrapbooks.,1,I would rather make a scrapbook than use instagram.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,no more instagram . we must all return to scrapbooks .
+2706,Update: We are hours away from the first day of class and I have 2 of my 6 classes on canvas. A strong start to senior year:woozy_face: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,update we are hours away from the first day of class and i have 2 of my 6 classes on canvas . a strong start to senior yearwoozyface httpurl
+4902,"i just LOVE playing solo heal for a 5 dps team, and getting yelled at by a hanzo to heal them the whole match. LOVE. IT.",1,,,,,,,,i just love playing solo heal for a 5 dps team and getting yelled at by a hanzo to heal them the whole match . love . it .
+3979,i cant wait to like get my own place and get a lil cat someday im allergic to cats but its Ok,0,,,,,,,,i cant wait to like get my own place and get a lil cat someday im allergic to cats but its ok
+531,Lady in red :red_heart::sparkles::kiss_mark::princess::woman_dancing:|#ootd #im #the #mom #not #the #godmother #lol #athenakairalyn #baptism #love.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,lady in red redheartsparkleskissmarkprincesswomandancingootd im the mom not the godmother lol athenakairalyn baptism love . httpurl
+2329,"Ceebz work, allow dat ting fam",0,,,,,,,,ceebz work allow dat ting fam
+1654,Time to play that fun game where I try and sleep for 4 hours before managing to get 3hours interupted sleep before I have to get up again :weary_face::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,time to play that fun game where i try and sleep for 4 hours before managing to get 3hours interupted sleep before i have to get up again wearyfacefacewithtearsofjoy
+141,I just love freezing rain. #not,1,,,,,,,,i just love freezing rain . not
+1916,Sums up my week really #sarcasm #NursingLife #WorkingDaysAndNights HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,sums up my week really sarcasm nursinglife workingdaysandnights httpurl
+4568,Apparently I lost weight over break? I guess that means I just need to eat more Christmas cookies year round :woman_shrugging_medium-light_skin_tone:,1,,,,,,,,apparently i lost weight over break . i guess that means i just need to eat more christmas cookies year round womanshruggingmediumlightskintone
+539,Excited for this fall voxbox! #complimentary @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,excited for this fall voxbox . complimentary user httpurl
+2241,@USER Imagine being allergic to sunlight and thinking you're God's favorite. :smirking_face:,0,,,,,,,,user imagine being allergic to sunlight and thinking youre gods favorite . smirkingface
+4449,@USER @USER To be fair he looks like he's lost a lot of weight since his amazingly successful halcyon Leeds' days! #not,1,,,,,,,,user user to be fair he looks like hes lost a lot of weight since his amazingly successful halcyon leeds days . not
+137,complained about my job for weeks but i just cried after my last shift $sad$,0,,,,,,,,complained about my job for weeks but i just cried after my last shift sad
+1889,"#Forever #Young, Forever #Not #Out, Forever in #our #hearts. |#RIP #PhillipJoelHughes. @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,forever young forever not out forever in our hearts . rip phillipjoelhughes . user user
+123,50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot. :grinning_face_with_big_eyes:#not,1,,,,,,,,50 mph winds make a great hair fan for a photo shoot . grinningfacewithbigeyesnot
+3161,all my outfits would look so much better if i was tatted :broken_heart:,0,,,,,,,,all my outfits would look so much better if i was tatted brokenheart
+666,Good thing my first game in Gold 1 my Vayne top goes 1/15 :raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands:,1,,,,,,,,good thing my first game in gold 1 my vayne top goes 115 raisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghands
+2780,@USER @USER Lift all our sanctions on Russia and take Putin's word over our entire Intelligence Community ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,1,,,,,,,,user user lift all our sanctions on russia and take putins word over our entire intelligence community ツ
+2407,ive been watching british streamers for too long. i caught myself saying aircon instead of AC,0,,,,,,,,ive been watching british streamers for too long . i caught myself saying aircon instead of ac
+3985,Peak London yummy mummy has been achieved in crystal palace - why WOULDN'T you hang S is for Sour Dough on your baby's wall?! #LifeGoals HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,peak london yummy mummy has been achieved in crystal palace why wouldnt you hang s is for sour dough on your babys wall . lifegoals httpurl
+3935,bring back theme songs!!,0,,,,,,,,bring back theme songs .
+4970,#PTIUKGoNawazGoCampaign||Show up at the peaceful protest infront of Lancaster house to greet our PM with respect ||#Irony,1,,,,,,,,ptiukgonawazgocampaignshow up at the peaceful protest infront of lancaster house to greet our pm with respect irony
+218,650 return flight. Why I love my family. #familyvacation #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,650 return flight . why i love my family . familyvacation sarcasm
+1424,@USER Ha! I don't have haters. Just a few misguided souls who thought my mentions were a bulletin board for their issues. ;) #Not,1,,,,,,,,user ha . i dont have haters . just a few misguided souls who thought my mentions were a bulletin board for their issues . not
+244,For once in my life I’m just feeling really really good and full of love for myself and others,0,,,,,,,,for once in my life im just feeling really really good and full of love for myself and others
+3656,a level tudor history can do one,1,I want my a-level history course to be finished,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,a level tudor history can do one
+4076,@USER That'll work.. #not #HellBeFiredinElevenMonths,1,,,,,,,,user thatll work . not hellbefiredinelevenmonths
+4533,"I, too, would choose Garth Brooks to be the face of my anti-racism ad. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i too would choose garth brooks to be the face of my antiracism ad . httpurl
+3069,"@USER $smiley$ Go for it. 20th Century Fox copied me and did 21st Century Fox, after all .. #irony, I hasten to add *very* unlitigiously!",1,,,,,,,,user smiley go for it . 20th century fox copied me and did 21st century fox after all . irony i hasten to add very unlitigiously .
+2343,Gareth's polar opposite is a chicken-loving vegetarian :face_with_tears_of_joy::hatching_chick: #irony #Bones @USER,1,,,,,,,,gareths polar opposite is a chickenloving vegetarian facewithtearsofjoyhatchingchick irony bones user
+2869,@USER the beard is actually a turn on,1,,,,,,,,user the beard is actually a turn on
+3277,Finding out my internship keeps Coke products stocked in every kitchen on every floor nearly made me cry,0,,,,,,,,finding out my internship keeps coke products stocked in every kitchen on every floor nearly made me cry
+1076,"It's over The journey is finally over Just beat FFXII and thus have completed every main series base Final Fantasy, with the vast majority being done since Jan of this year (all but 1 and 15) Hot Take: XII is a very good game and y'all complain too much about the linearity.",0,,,,,,,,its over the journey is finally over just beat ffxii and thus have completed every main series base final fantasy with the vast majority being done since jan of this year all but 1 and 15 hot take xii is a very good game and yall complain too much about the linearity .
+3787,YOU blame him for everything else @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,you blame him for everything else user user user user user user user
+3521,Hahahah @USER is shutting down the entire campus for quarantine!! Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of Covid deniers! #CovidIsNotOver #karmaisabitch #Covid_19,1,It seems like liberty university has been chromatically shut down due to their inability to abide by social distancing or mask rules,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hahahah user is shutting down the entire campus for quarantine . couldnt happen to a nicer group of covid deniers . covidisnotover karmaisabitch covid19
+2505,Ouch that hurt :face_with_tears_of_joy: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,ouch that hurt facewithtearsofjoy sarcasm
+2349,Downplaying social media but using a hashtag? #givepresence #irony,1,,,,,,,,downplaying social media but using a hashtag . givepresence irony
+1170,@USER @USER well aren't you the brightest bulb in the chandelier? #not,1,,,,,,,,user user well arent you the brightest bulb in the chandelier . not
+1827,Really want to see the goggleboxers watching Bridgerton #Gogglebox,0,,,,,,,,really want to see the goggleboxers watching bridgerton gogglebox
+112,"HTTPURL loving this track by the late @USER , vibes of Foals and Friendly Fires. Chorus brings so many feels, RIP X",0,,,,,,,,httpurl loving this track by the late user vibes of foals and friendly fires . chorus brings so many feels rip x
+1130,"finally going to bed, definitely looking forward to waking up in 5 1/2 hours. :thumbs_up: #Not",1,,,,,,,,finally going to bed definitely looking forward to waking up in 5 12 hours . thumbsup not
+2108,Every time I hear the drop on Pressure - @USER All I can see is @USER :man_tipping_hand::man_shrugging: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,every time i hear the drop on pressure user all i can see is user mantippinghandmanshrugging httpurl
+1927,"danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to Iceland, oh yeah she fucked that up too #sarcasm #freedomofspeech",1,,,,,,,,danniella westbrook went to a food bank she should have gone to iceland oh yeah she fucked that up too sarcasm freedomofspeech
+3769,Quarentine would be so much better if I had a dog,0,,,,,,,,quarentine would be so much better if i had a dog
+2093,"to be completely honest, my ego is MASSIVE and i’m not even sorry abt it :))",0,,,,,,,,to be completely honest my ego is massive and im not even sorry abt it
+1985,tbh do I even have to come out as gay I feel like my whole existence just speaks for itself,0,,,,,,,,tbh do i even have to come out as gay i feel like my whole existence just speaks for itself
+2328,if i saw a capybara in person id probably throw up,1,I think capybaras are scary,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,if i saw a capybara in person id probably throw up
+1436,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Civ 2 gave us Alpha Centauri, and that’s the pinnacle of the series there",0,,,,,,,,user user user user user civ 2 gave us alpha centauri and thats the pinnacle of the series there
+1756,@USER fashion souls! fashion souls! fashion souls at lunch!,0,,,,,,,,user fashion souls . fashion souls . fashion souls at lunch .
+969,My best friend rly is my soulmate,0,,,,,,,,my best friend rly is my soulmate
+4061,"That was the most mentally draining match I've ever been at. I wish the outcome was different, but I am still so proud of you @USER My first match at Wembley with my big boy :red_heart::red_heart:",0,,,,,,,,that was the most mentally draining match ive ever been at . i wish the outcome was different but i am still so proud of you user my first match at wembley with my big boy redheartredheart
+864,@USER @USER @USER @USER the Jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind! #irony #NFLDraft,1,,,,,,,,user user user user the jets have pick 6 in the 2015 draft the irony blows my mind . irony nfldraft
+4145,@USER @USER @USER Tomorrow at noon it's instant communism and we get our national wife chain started.,0,,,,,,,,user user user tomorrow at noon its instant communism and we get our national wife chain started .
+359,@USER @USER Junior got a rim shot for a 'rim job' joke. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user junior got a rim shot for a rim job joke . irony
+1542,Semester hasn’t even started and I’ve already had two breakdowns $smiley$ this is gonna be a fun one!,1,I would say “this isn’t going to be a fun semester” instead.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,semester hasnt even started and ive already had two breakdowns smiley this is gonna be a fun one .
+5,"i know starting up school again can be very stressful but pls remember to stay hydrated, don’t overwhelm yourself, and reach out for help if you need it (my dms are open!) $smiley$",0,,,,,,,,i know starting up school again can be very stressful but pls remember to stay hydrated dont overwhelm yourself and reach out for help if you need it my dms are open . smiley
+1142,Pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl. There are pubs and I am crawling too them,0,,,,,,,,pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl . there are pubs and i am crawling too them
+4370,I miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city.,0,,,,,,,,i miss the days when all my close friends lived in the same city .
+1378,"#Irony: World's most villainous climate criminal, Australia, attempts to heavy other nations at Lima HTTPURL #auspol",1,,,,,,,,irony worlds most villainous climate criminal australia attempts to heavy other nations at lima httpurl auspol
+642,Absolutely great having no lesson from half 10 until half 3 today #not #zz,1,,,,,,,,absolutely great having no lesson from half 10 until half 3 today not zz
+922,Love the fact that are school smells like a sewer. :face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask::face_with_medical_mask:#not,1,,,,,,,,love the fact that are school smells like a sewer . facewithmedicalmaskfacewithmedicalmaskfacewithmedicalmaskfacewithmedicalmasknot
+1625,"The Drew Barrymore Show is an absolute trainwreck. Like The Tony Danza Show, every two minutes is a clip for The Soup.",1,The Drew Barrymore show is one of the worst TV shows ever produced.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the drew barrymore show is an absolute trainwreck . like the tony danza show every two minutes is a clip for the soup .
+1935,@USER and he can't find himself a pair that would fit #irony :see-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::speak-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,user and he cant find himself a pair that would fit irony seenoevilmonkeyspeaknoevilmonkeyspeaknoevilmonkeyfacewithtearsofjoy
+5135,Uh-oh. Better head for the hills. #storm #clouds #seekshelter HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,uhoh . better head for the hills . storm clouds seekshelter httpurl
+3409,"Just watched the very last episode of the office for the first time. Now I'm just sitting here, contemplating life.",0,,,,,,,,just watched the very last episode of the office for the first time . now im just sitting here contemplating life .
+4901,"#ECB #pondering #how #best #to #act, #not #whether ..: ECB pondering how best to act, not whether .. Reuters – 19.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ecb pondering how best to act not whether . ecb pondering how best to act not whether . reuters 19 . httpurl
+3579,@USER Tankful for my 20+90 Tank Cat,0,,,,,,,,user tankful for my 2090 tank cat
+736,Welcome to twitter @USER myself n @USER r at ur service as ur twitter coaches #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,welcome to twitter user myself n user r at ur service as ur twitter coaches sarcasm
+4515,"Dating apps are like trying to find a snack in the fridge the day before your food shop; no matter how many times you lower your expectations, there are no snacks.",0,,,,,,,,dating apps are like trying to find a snack in the fridge the day before your food shop no matter how many times you lower your expectations there are no snacks .
+3481,twitter should change it so you can only read quotes but not see how many (like “quotes” instead of “11 quotes”),0,,,,,,,,twitter should change it so you can only read quotes but not see how many like quotes instead of 11 quotes
+1865,"Time to continue cleaning out my closet. Happy, happy, joy, joy. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,time to continue cleaning out my closet . happy happy joy joy . sarcasm
+2180,Bet that was #limbs in the Sunderland end,0,,,,,,,,bet that was limbs in the sunderland end
+1326,Spent all morning hiking a mountain and exploring waterfalls. Normal people take naps to recover. I hit the gym twice as hard! #goals,0,,,,,,,,spent all morning hiking a mountain and exploring waterfalls . normal people take naps to recover . i hit the gym twice as hard . goals
+1987,"Cool guy in a big truck honked really long at the garbage truck because it slowed down to turn; I felt he wanted everyone to know how cool he is, so I decided to tweet about it on his behalf.",1,Some jerk just honked at a garbage truck because it had to slow down to turn. It was obnoxious,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cool guy in a big truck honked really long at the garbage truck because it slowed down to turn i felt he wanted everyone to know how cool he is so i decided to tweet about it on his behalf .
+4116,"@USER @USER @USER Emphasis on “choose,” amiright?",1,,,,,,,,user user user emphasis on choose amiright .
+2080,"@USER @USER We must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful Islamic faith, Muslims are our peaceful brothers #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user we must be tolerant and embrace the peaceful islamic faith muslims are our peaceful brothers sarcasm
+691,"@USER They're not doing a very good job at keeping the flatware away from you, are they?",1,,,,,,,,user theyre not doing a very good job at keeping the flatware away from you are they .
+2610,Jaegermeister did 9/11,1,"""Jaegermeister didn't do 9/11"" or ""Jaegermeister can't melt steel beams""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,jaegermeister did 911
+1411,"#roxannepallett Ryan cuts his steak in half, and Roxanne Pallett accuses him of stabbing her. #CBB",1,,,,,,,,roxannepallett ryan cuts his steak in half and roxanne pallett accuses him of stabbing her . cbb
+3283,Match play golf is just class to watch,0,,,,,,,,match play golf is just class to watch
+1035,"Study, study, study",0,,,,,,,,study study study
+2189,walking in this was fun #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,walking in this was fun not httpurl
+1680,Can anyone provide crutches in the eastleigh area? #help,0,,,,,,,,can anyone provide crutches in the eastleigh area . help
+301,HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!!,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday mel .
+3652,@USER because it's much more important to unilaterally remove restrictions on oil and gas sector. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user because its much more important to unilaterally remove restrictions on oil and gas sector . sarcasm
+1074,But apparently everyone who voted Leave knew exactly what they were voting for .. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,but apparently everyone who voted leave knew exactly what they were voting for . httpurl
+1443,The Grinch Stole My Sanity HTTPURL via @USER #lol #fun #funny #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the grinch stole my sanity httpurl via user lol fun funny sarcasm httpurl
+1137,happy birthday gorgeous! have an amazing day i love you!!:beating_heart::beating_heart: @USER,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday gorgeous . have an amazing day i love you . beatingheartbeatingheart user
+91,"Congratulations to Trump on his second impeachment. It’s a tremendous achievement borne of hard work, focus and dedication. Record breaking. Historic. Bigly. #ImpeachmentDay #TrumpImpeachment2",1,"You're a disgrace, President Trump, and you deserve to go to prison.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,congratulations to trump on his second impeachment . its a tremendous achievement borne of hard work focus and dedication . record breaking . historic . bigly . impeachmentday trumpimpeachment2
+2630,Just get yer jab and shut yer moof,0,,,,,,,,just get yer jab and shut yer moof
+4977,I love being unappreciated #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love being unappreciated sarcasm
+5139,"If your local theater has a physical marquee with letters that can be rearranged, it's your duty to change them all to ""The Interview.""",0,,,,,,,,if your local theater has a physical marquee with letters that can be rearranged its your duty to change them all to the interview .
+461,What a great start to my morning #sarcasm #smh,1,,,,,,,,what a great start to my morning sarcasm smh
+2793,#Fact: #StarTrek adult onesie meets clothing requirements 4 Walmart employee. Just put on yr vest & a smile. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,fact startrek adult onesie meets clothing requirements 4 walmart employee . just put on yr vest a smile . irony httpurl
+541,i curse the fact that that shit meme makes me laugh everytime,1,,,,,,,,i curse the fact that that shit meme makes me laugh everytime
+2069,"EXO COMING SOON 2015||Better pray this is better with 10 members *sighs* But either way, obssessed fans would still be obssesed ._.",0,,,,,,,,exo coming soon 2015better pray this is better with 10 members sighs but either way obssessed fans would still be obssesed .
+4291,"@USER @USER It wasn't a million people. It was estimated to be between 312,00 and 400,00. HTTPURL #facts",0,,,,,,,,user user it wasnt a million people . it was estimated to be between 31200 and 40000 . httpurl facts
+1853,"It's nice to see some heritage organisations are doing the right thing and putting the safety of their staff, visitors and volunteers first. Wonder what that's like.. ..for reasons, this is aimed at nobody.",1,"The National Trust don't care about their staff, it's nice to see that some organisations do and I wish I knew what that was like.",1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its nice to see some heritage organisations are doing the right thing and putting the safety of their staff visitors and volunteers first . wonder what thats like . . for reasons this is aimed at nobody .
+3846,Love waking up to grumpy people #not,1,,,,,,,,love waking up to grumpy people not
+578,anytime someone reposts joe rogan like he said something profound it’s an immediate unfollow for me,0,,,,,,,,anytime someone reposts joe rogan like he said something profound its an immediate unfollow for me
+1298,Aren't you just loving the snow? #Stockport #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,arent you just loving the snow . stockport irony httpurl
+2504,@USER would wear this #proudly.. size #NZ hahaha,0,,,,,,,,user would wear this proudly . size nz hahaha
+2284,@USER illridewithyou #not,1,,,,,,,,user illridewithyou not
+1675,I should get out of bed now lol,0,,,,,,,,i should get out of bed now lol
+4797,"Anyone at @USER for @USER and think the sound is crap? Paid a fortune for this, sort it out! #wembleystadium #fleetwoodmac",0,,,,,,,,anyone at user for user and think the sound is crap . paid a fortune for this sort it out . wembleystadium fleetwoodmac
+4092,@USER haha I've been looking for a way to put on weight..,1,,,,,,,,user haha ive been looking for a way to put on weight .
+3597,The @USER moderation queue is flushed once every one planet Miller hour! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the user moderation queue is flushed once every one planet miller hour . sarcasm
+340,"@USER #eskom yup, service delivery is impeccable #sarcasm. diesel supply or cash flow problems? Ineptitude",1,,,,,,,,user eskom yup service delivery is impeccable sarcasm . diesel supply or cash flow problems . ineptitude
+4631,"My official ranking of holidays: 1. Halloween 2. Valentine's Day 3. New Year's Eve 3.5. New Year's Day That's it, folks",0,,,,,,,,my official ranking of holidays 1 . halloween 2 . valentines day 3 . new years eve 3 . 5 . new years day thats it folks
+3412,@USER haha cannot wait for monday #sarcasm at it's best.. cheers,1,,,,,,,,user haha cannot wait for monday sarcasm at its best . cheers
+342,Why do I talk to my dog with a speech impediment?,0,,,,,,,,why do i talk to my dog with a speech impediment .
+1105,#Not going HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not going httpurl
+3540,"Race 5 at Sandown dogs tonight sponsored by ""Dandenong Budgie Club"" |Hope that's a joke.|Love a seat at that table #not #nerds #getalife",1,,,,,,,,race 5 at sandown dogs tonight sponsored by dandenong budgie club hope thats a joke . love a seat at that table not nerds getalife
+792,@USER I think it should be allowed for customer service workers to squirt water into their face like how they do sometimes to train pets,1,The customer service worker sprayed customers with water like one does to train pets.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user i think it should be allowed for customer service workers to squirt water into their face like how they do sometimes to train pets
+3398,@USER oo touching myself to ODB he is the greatest Giants player to ever play the game.. Screw that the best player ever!! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user oo touching myself to odb he is the greatest giants player to ever play the game . screw that the best player ever . sarcasm
+887,He didn’t cave. The wall is being built right now. #TrumpCaved HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,he didnt cave . the wall is being built right now . trumpcaved httpurl
+4042,"So now its Hamilton on a Monday night? Thanks @USER for all those evening games you give us, saturday football is overrated! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,so now its hamilton on a monday night . thanks user for all those evening games you give us saturday football is overrated . sarcasm
+515,I just LOVEE finals soo much . And not getting any sleep is the best part about them :astonished_face::water_pistol: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i just lovee finals soo much . and not getting any sleep is the best part about them astonishedfacewaterpistol sarcasm
+1283,I know for a fact Sam is not gonna be in school today and that really is just the cherry on top of a perfect monday. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i know for a fact sam is not gonna be in school today and that really is just the cherry on top of a perfect monday . sarcasm
+432,just letting everyone know that iceland deserved to win,0,,,,,,,,just letting everyone know that iceland deserved to win
+1617,man I really hate seeing two fucking idiots raising a baby,0,,,,,,,,man i really hate seeing two fucking idiots raising a baby
+2204,@USER @USER A protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood.,0,,,,,,,,user user a protest is not peaceful if its forcefully stopping me to earn my livelihood .
+3889,Hell has frozen over. Literally. #Texas2015.,0,,,,,,,,hell has frozen over . literally . texas2015 .
+5138,@USER yara .. I'm a restless soul (you're well aware ) but I like my skin perspective as most comforting.. When any1 expects me to be,0,,,,,,,,user yara . im a restless soul youre well aware but i like my skin perspective as most comforting . when any1 expects me to be
+3678,"@USER @USER @USER Yup, that 856M box office for Venom is rough.",1,,,,,,,,user user user yup that 856m box office for venom is rough .
+1099,You don't realize how much you need the homies until you get back together after a couple years. Gotta get out of your thoughts and comfort zone sometimes and just exist with the real ones.,0,,,,,,,,you dont realize how much you need the homies until you get back together after a couple years . gotta get out of your thoughts and comfort zone sometimes and just exist with the real ones .
+201,@USER They needed a week off from interviewing Trump supporters in the Midwest,1,,,,,,,,user they needed a week off from interviewing trump supporters in the midwest
+4417,"If I invite you over for dinner, it’s my intentions of paying and making everything as my gift to you as my guest",0,,,,,,,,if i invite you over for dinner its my intentions of paying and making everything as my gift to you as my guest
+3646,Feeling artsy tonight. #artsy#homealone#vienna#studentlife @ b&e's apartment HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,feeling artsy tonight . artsyhomealoneviennastudentlife bes apartment httpurl
+2171,Paul Ince probably believes he could win the league with Huddersfield HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,paul ince probably believes he could win the league with huddersfield httpurl
+4345,If you don’t hear from me in the next four years don’t take it personally. Pharmacy School is tough :upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,if you dont hear from me in the next four years dont take it personally . pharmacy school is tough upsidedownface
+4765,Why is everyone moving to Hawaii did I miss something,0,,,,,,,,why is everyone moving to hawaii did i miss something
+4628,"anw as long as there's nothing going on with the both of u rn, i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,anw as long as theres nothing going on with the both of u rn i can still forgive u but i cant promise to forget sarcasm
+1628,Damned if you do.. HTTPURL #communication #truth #sarcasm via @USER,0,,,,,,,,damned if you do . httpurl communication truth sarcasm via user
+2926,"I can't stop laughing at this. The fact that they specialize in ""Viral Marketing"" is especially amusing. #Irony.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i cant stop laughing at this . the fact that they specialize in viral marketing is especially amusing . irony . httpurl
+3627,I love when I write a tweet wrong. :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love when i write a tweet wrong . smilingfacewithsmilingeyes sarcasm
+1644,i have this really good looking kimchi ramen but no bowl to put it in :pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face:,0,,,,,,,,i have this really good looking kimchi ramen but no bowl to put it in poutingfacepoutingfacepoutingface
+627,@USER @USER I think about Blue Rat whenever I see an energy drink: 'All the energy of a rat.. in a can'.,0,,,,,,,,user user i think about blue rat whenever i see an energy drink all the energy of a rat . in a can .
+1936,"Lucky I've finished all my coursework, revised super hard and feel super healthy. Two words..loving life. #not",1,,,,,,,,lucky ive finished all my coursework revised super hard and feel super healthy . two words . loving life . not
+3619,"@USER @USER ""Unity we stand"" all white people. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user unity we stand all white people . irony
+579,It is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,it is so rewarding to work in a place where the teachers and students have been reduced to nothing but numbers and test scores . sarcasm
+1986,Cults in Plant City: -Regulars at Parksdale -Strawberry farmers -Jeeps -People who actually like Krystal Burger -39ers and 92ers -Walden Lake Residents,1,,,,,,,,cults in plant city regulars at parksdale strawberry farmers jeeps people who actually like krystal burger 39ers and 92ers walden lake residents
+3332,..and another HTTPURL #sarcasm #freelesson #english #esl #tesl @USER,1,,,,,,,,. and another httpurl sarcasm freelesson english esl tesl user
+884,"#EconTwitter Job candidates: I already see some postings trickling in on @USER (and I’m always looking to procrastinate) so send me your papers for comment! My specialties are beh/exp and eship/innovation but I’ll read anything! Dms open, :envelope: djlee@USER",0,,,,,,,,econtwitter job candidates i already see some postings trickling in on user and im always looking to procrastinate so send me your papers for comment . my specialties are behexp and eshipinnovation but ill read anything . dms open envelope djleeuser
+1995,V excited to grant an extension to students who email me and my co-teacher and get both of our names wrong,1,I will not be granting an extension to the student who emailed me and my co-teacher and got both of our names wrong.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,v excited to grant an extension to students who email me and my coteacher and get both of our names wrong
+1974,@USER Love randomly waking up at 5:43 am #not me everyday multiple times :unamused_face::unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,user love randomly waking up at 543 am not me everyday multiple times unamusedfaceunamusedface
+0,so it's claimed that 99% of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs. there is a surprise #not,1,,,,,,,,so its claimed that 99 of all russian athletes take performance enhancing drugs . there is a surprise not
+2723,:weary_cat::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat::face_screaming_in_fear::weary_cat::face_screaming_in_fear: #POPCORN!! :face_with_tears_of_joy::Santa_Claus::face_with_tears_of_joy::Santa_Claus::face_with_tears_of_joy::water_pistol::water_pistol: bringing this at movie tuesday night!! #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,wearycatfacescreaminginfearwearycatfacescreaminginfearwearycatfacescreaminginfear popcorn . facewithtearsofjoysantaclausfacewithtearsofjoysantaclausfacewithtearsofjoywaterpistolwaterpistol bringing this at movie tuesday night . not httpurl
+1475,This week just keeps getting better and better #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,this week just keeps getting better and better sarcasm
+4410,Is there anything more “Dad” than calling your dad for his social security number and him saying “I don’t know call your mother” ??,0,,,,,,,,is there anything more dad than calling your dad for his social security number and him saying i dont know call your mother .
+2599,"Quick! Put out the Amazon rainforest fire so we can get back to destroying it for animal agriculture instead The fire got your attention, now act like you really care - go vegan #AmazonFire #amazonrainforestfire #AmazonRainforest #govegan",1,,,,,,,,quick . put out the amazon rainforest fire so we can get back to destroying it for animal agriculture instead the fire got your attention now act like you really care go vegan amazonfire amazonrainforestfire amazonrainforest govegan
+2801,"@USER @USER Agree with this 100%, he made mistakes but went through unimaginable grief and played through it. Got a lot of unwarranted hate from Spurs fans, I hope he gets a new club and does well!",0,,,,,,,,user user agree with this 100 he made mistakes but went through unimaginable grief and played through it . got a lot of unwarranted hate from spurs fans i hope he gets a new club and does well .
+980,i can see the finish line,0,,,,,,,,i can see the finish line
+140,@USER that's totally obscure.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user thats totally obscure . sarcasm
+3136,@USER You completely deserve it & are crushing it 100% :sneezing_face::red_heart: which reminds me I need to get @ you about having one of your Aggretsuko covers made into a print for our Sanrio theme bathroom b/c no have no wall art up,0,,,,,,,,user you completely deserve it are crushing it 100 sneezingfaceredheart which reminds me i need to get you about having one of your aggretsuko covers made into a print for our sanrio theme bathroom bc no have no wall art up
+1255,HTTPURL What Day is the Sabbath? #follow #Jesus #Christ #FBC #FBCJAX HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl what day is the sabbath . follow jesus christ fbc fbcjax httpurl
+2252,I’ve always known #Bez is my spirit animal but seeing the mess he makes on @USER confirms it 100% what a legend that man is,1,Bez might be messy but he's a great chef,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive always known bez is my spirit animal but seeing the mess he makes on user confirms it 100 what a legend that man is
+2137,"@USER @USER Really?! This is absolutely below the belt, especially towards Tom Boon .. #DeepRespect .. #Not",1,,,,,,,,user user really . this is absolutely below the belt especially towards tom boon . deeprespect . not
+3364,Climate change redux: CALIFORNIANS experience drought & voted for bonds to cover.Climate changed &now we have most rain in 100 years. #irony,1,,,,,,,,climate change redux californians experience drought voted for bonds to cover . climate changed now we have most rain in 100 years . irony
+3783,@USER @USER Welcome to Twitter. Context not allowed.,1,,,,,,,,user user welcome to twitter . context not allowed .
+2502,@USER haha quite right mate! They coonty workers have got it aff easy Al tell ye! Oot here workin like a hamilton accie :person_wearing_turban: #not :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,user haha quite right mate . they coonty workers have got it aff easy al tell ye . oot here workin like a hamilton accie personwearingturban not facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy
+2068,@USER fan-freakin-tastic! Can't wait #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user fanfreakintastic . cant wait sarcasm
+2098,My secret name is lizard squad. I like to ruin people's fun time. Follow and rt to a billion and you'll have fun. #psn #sarcasm #giveitup,1,,,,,,,,my secret name is lizard squad . i like to ruin peoples fun time . follow and rt to a billion and youll have fun . psn sarcasm giveitup
+3538,"@USER @USER Ah yes, because the ole Don has gone to school for every subject relating to anything that he tries to or does change!",1,,,,,,,,user user ah yes because the ole don has gone to school for every subject relating to anything that he tries to or does change .
+3555,There's nothing like almost rear-ending someone because they slam on brakes for no reason to get you alert and ready for an exam!! #not,1,,,,,,,,theres nothing like almost rearending someone because they slam on brakes for no reason to get you alert and ready for an exam . not
+453,"tbh I flew my sister from Baltimore to the Netherlands so she could braid my hair, bless",1,,,,,,,,tbh i flew my sister from baltimore to the netherlands so she could braid my hair bless
+202,Can cats wear nail polish,1,It is quite obvious that cats do not actually wear nail polish.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,can cats wear nail polish
+3673,Got my first shot. Feeling pretty good. Kinda feel like buying some Microsoft products. The shot didn't really hurt. But what will hurt is if I don't take advantage of the Microsoft office deal going on right now for a limited time,1,"I got the vaccine, I did not get a microchip injected in me, and I still have the same feelings as I did before towards Microsoft products.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,got my first shot . feeling pretty good . kinda feel like buying some microsoft products . the shot didnt really hurt . but what will hurt is if i dont take advantage of the microsoft office deal going on right now for a limited time
+4147,"Nice friendly drivers @USER ""never get on a bus with a £20 note mate"" what a way to make you feel welcome! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,nice friendly drivers user never get on a bus with a 20 note mate what a way to make you feel welcome . sarcasm
+2954,Morning cry session with my roomie. Today's going to be a great day. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,morning cry session with my roomie . todays going to be a great day . sarcasm
+2681,All these exams:loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,all these examsloudlycryingface
+1708,Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! LeCoinCanard: Coin ! deanbcfc: WasAlRahman this is a question I ask myself everyday #Not..,1,,,,,,,,coin . lecoincanard coin . lecoincanard coin . lecoincanard coin . deanbcfc wasalrahman this is a question i ask myself everyday not .
+5123,Every story has an end.. but in life every Ending ia just a new Begining. #quoteoftheday #lifequotes,0,,,,,,,,every story has an end . but in life every ending ia just a new begining . quoteoftheday lifequotes
+4548,"soon, stop, wtf, and omg are deff my fav things to hear :face_with_tears_of_joy: #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,soon stop wtf and omg are deff my fav things to hear facewithtearsofjoy sarcasm
+818,"Finding it very hard to detach my love for the club and it’s lack of action over Mendy. In my opinion having anyone playing professional games with an open investigation, especially this severe is inexcusable.",0,,,,,,,,finding it very hard to detach my love for the club and its lack of action over mendy . in my opinion having anyone playing professional games with an open investigation especially this severe is inexcusable .
+4460,waking up congested/not being able to breathe is a great feeling. #not :expressionless_face:,1,,,,,,,,waking up congestednot being able to breathe is a great feeling . not expressionlessface
+4774,@USER Won't our national hockey expert at 24 Sussex Drive join you?? #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user wont our national hockey expert at 24 sussex drive join you . sarcasm
+382,So glad all that voting was put to good use! #not,1,,,,,,,,so glad all that voting was put to good use . not
+4172,"Mormons are a deeply traumatized people. All of us. Post, current, mainstream, offshoot. And the only way to heal from generational trauma like this is to acknowledge that we perpetuate it, even without realizing it. Leaving was hard. But staying was harmful.",0,,,,,,,,mormons are a deeply traumatized people . all of us . post current mainstream offshoot . and the only way to heal from generational trauma like this is to acknowledge that we perpetuate it even without realizing it . leaving was hard . but staying was harmful .
+1881,Fascinating article about the Vatican’s finances in these challenging days #catholic #finance #catholicism HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,fascinating article about the vaticans finances in these challenging days catholic finance catholicism httpurl
+5043,"@USER @USER This sounds high, but is safe for short term use. It dramatically increases antimicrobial peptides in the blood.",0,,,,,,,,user user this sounds high but is safe for short term use . it dramatically increases antimicrobial peptides in the blood .
+1247,I just had to call and explain to my bank that the 3 donations this past week to the @USER were not fraudulent charges and that I did in fact intent to make them:grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,i just had to call and explain to my bank that the 3 donations this past week to the user were not fraudulent charges and that i did in fact intent to make themgrinningfacewithsweat
+329,Just seen 3 bikes on bikes. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,just seen 3 bikes on bikes . irony
+345,WOW !! Really ?? Homework in the weekends?! #not #talkingabout #theteachers:pouting_face::pouting_face:,1,,,,,,,,wow . really . homework in the weekends . not talkingabout theteacherspoutingfacepoutingface
+1923,"Domesticated, still a little feral",0,,,,,,,,domesticated still a little feral
+2121,I don't wanna hate religious people. Cos i am one of them. I'm so religious in music. #ahaa #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i dont wanna hate religious people . cos i am one of them . im so religious in music . ahaa sarcasm
+534,Payphone by Maroon 5 is actually a super sad song now that I’m 22 & actually listen to the lyrics,0,,,,,,,,payphone by maroon 5 is actually a super sad song now that im 22 actually listen to the lyrics
+3664,Being used is such a great feeling..#not,1,,,,,,,,being used is such a great feeling . not
+3605,Taking a final then going straight to work. I'm just peachy about it. #not,1,,,,,,,,taking a final then going straight to work . im just peachy about it . not
+2927,Those were some great last minute substitutions @USER #not,1,,,,,,,,those were some great last minute substitutions user not
+1901,Feel like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards! Thank goodness it’s Friday tomorrow :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #firstweekofschool,1,,,,,,,,feel like ive been dragged through a hedge backwards . thank goodness its friday tomorrow grinningfacewithsmilingeyes firstweekofschool
+2768,"I've tweeted nearly 4,00 times and I'm not sure all 4,00 tweets really needed to be on the internet.. Including this one #irony",1,,,,,,,,ive tweeted nearly 400 times and im not sure all 400 tweets really needed to be on the internet . including this one irony
+2274,@USER to finally win the champs league.. No teams are that good this year and we've got a solid draw #sarcasm #banter #stillgoingout,1,,,,,,,,user to finally win the champs league . no teams are that good this year and weve got a solid draw sarcasm banter stillgoingout
+1642,@USER Not to be rude but fuck you,1,,,,,,,,user not to be rude but fuck you
+4075,I feel like crap today. So instead of Redbull I'm drinking something healthy. #NewYearNewMe #Sarcasm #TotallyStillGoingToDrinkTheRedbull,1,,,,,,,,i feel like crap today . so instead of redbull im drinking something healthy . newyearnewme sarcasm totallystillgoingtodrinktheredbull
+377,Neil DeGrasse Tyson Presents: Space Odyssey The Game HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,neil degrasse tyson presents space odyssey the game httpurl
+2261,Taxes are just the best and I cannot wait to pay more :smiling_face_with_halo::smiling_face_with_hearts::pleading_face:,1,I dislike paying taxes.,0.0,1.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,taxes are just the best and i cannot wait to pay more smilingfacewithhalosmilingfacewithheartspleadingface
+1839,@USER How could you defile a defenseless toilet like that?! You're supposed to shit in the sink like this fine individual certainly does!,1,,,,,,,,user how could you defile a defenseless toilet like that . youre supposed to shit in the sink like this fine individual certainly does .
+232,Also I can't wait to see how many white Boomers are going to be pissed off about the artists singing in Spanish. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlHalftimeShow,0,,,,,,,,also i cant wait to see how many white boomers are going to be pissed off about the artists singing in spanish . superbowl superbowlhalftimeshow
+1214,Last semester I dropped a class because I had to write a 7pg paper. This semester I've had to write 5 of them #irony,1,,,,,,,,last semester i dropped a class because i had to write a 7pg paper . this semester ive had to write 5 of them irony
+3663,Nothing’s official yet but I might be the new Mrs. Bezos,1,,,,,,,,nothings official yet but i might be the new mrs . bezos
+4206,My mam just informed me on the phone that the clocks went forward. Had no idea.,0,,,,,,,,my mam just informed me on the phone that the clocks went forward . had no idea .
+632,I love how I'm completely wide awake #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love how im completely wide awake sarcasm
+4858,The dude who told me money isn't everything is arguing with his son over money. In public. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,the dude who told me money isnt everything is arguing with his son over money . in public . irony
+1276,Happy birthday to me. I got pinged and can't leave the house :smiling_face_with_hearts::clown_face:,1,Unhappy birthday to me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,happy birthday to me . i got pinged and cant leave the house smilingfacewithheartsclownface
+2120,"Get your damn dogs out of the sun, it's not difficult :dog::hot_dog::sun::hot_face::hot_face::hot_face::face_with_symbols_on_mouth:",0,,,,,,,,get your damn dogs out of the sun its not difficult doghotdogsunhotfacehotfacehotfacefacewithsymbolsonmouth
+3115,"make it illegal to say/write ""Dems in disarray"" on account of it being stupid as fuck",1,"Don't say ""dems in disarray,"" because they aren't.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,make it illegal to saywrite dems in disarray on account of it being stupid as fuck
+1760,@USER ||How dare @USER not pass legislation to force people to catch buses on those routes. Should be a life in jail.||#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user how dare user not pass legislation to force people to catch buses on those routes . should be a life in jail . sarcasm
+4769,My girlfriend just googled “cute cats” to get herself in a better mood. I guess it’s just that simple,1,,,,,,,,my girlfriend just googled cute cats to get herself in a better mood . i guess its just that simple
+4165,"Thank you all for your support yesterday & to everyone who sponsored us, we raised over £100. Brighton is a great place to do a marathon too, so much support on the course and I was swimming in the sea in my running kit within half an hour of finishing.",0,,,,,,,,thank you all for your support yesterday to everyone who sponsored us we raised over 100 . brighton is a great place to do a marathon too so much support on the course and i was swimming in the sea in my running kit within half an hour of finishing .
+3752,@USER The Raiders are. I guess we'll see how things play out tonight.,0,,,,,,,,user the raiders are . i guess well see how things play out tonight .
+898,Just spent God knows how long watching 2 of the Rocky films in order to not have to do an essay - time well spent Ains :upside-down_face::person_facepalming:,1,,,,,,,,just spent god knows how long watching 2 of the rocky films in order to not have to do an essay time well spent ains upsidedownfacepersonfacepalming
+2627,Just enjoyed a chicken and hair supreme.. Thanks @USER,1,,,,,,,,just enjoyed a chicken and hair supreme . thanks user
+2302,@USER Georgia's nativity play in the morning too..,0,,,,,,,,user georgias nativity play in the morning too .
+37,Read at HTTPURL the news '#Middle #East #updates #/ #Assad: #US-led #airstrikes #not #serious #or #efficient',0,,,,,,,,read at httpurl the news middle east updates assad usled airstrikes not serious or efficient
+2760,"When a random person asks you if you're working the game tonight - no sir, Res Life rule #51: all RA's must have the same colored jackets and lanyards #cwru #neohomagic",1,,,,,,,,when a random person asks you if youre working the game tonight no sir res life rule 51 all ras must have the same colored jackets and lanyards cwru neohomagic
+2376,Totall Carloss.. #WTF1 @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,totall carloss . wtf1 user httpurl
+4904,"..@USER : Keeping the big channels big, and the little channels irrelevant since 2014 . #GoodJob #NOT",1,,,,,,,,. user keeping the big channels big and the little channels irrelevant since 2014 . goodjob not
+3033,This guy who started jack hammering at 6 this morning right outside my window can stop anytime now!! #sleepingbeauty #not,1,,,,,,,,this guy who started jack hammering at 6 this morning right outside my window can stop anytime now . sleepingbeauty not
+533,"wow, look at you hotshot. #sarcasm #isthatajoke",1,,,,,,,,wow look at you hotshot . sarcasm isthatajoke
+703,Honestly this weather is the best birthday present I could ever receive,0,,,,,,,,honestly this weather is the best birthday present i could ever receive
+3830,Shit just keeps getting better and better!!#Not #ShouldOfStayedInBed,1,,,,,,,,shit just keeps getting better and better . not shouldofstayedinbed
+4869,@USER @USER Let the Western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark! #irony #seewhatidid #readpeople,1,,,,,,,,user user let the western bastards bank accounts freeze in the dark . irony seewhatidid readpeople
+1495,A very happy birthday to @USER - we'll be toasting in your honor tonight. @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,a very happy birthday to user well be toasting in your honor tonight . user user
+4516,A deal was negotiated between @USER & GTAA. That deal was is hidden & built into the pricing of #UPX tix. Why all the secrecy? #TOpoli,0,,,,,,,,a deal was negotiated between user gtaa . that deal was is hidden built into the pricing of upx tix . why all the secrecy . topoli
+4807,"@USER @USER Really interesting map, you can tell a lot of love and care went into it.",0,,,,,,,,user user really interesting map you can tell a lot of love and care went into it .
+3827,why did no one tell me that SSRIs cause hand shaking/jitters cause this shit sucks,0,,,,,,,,why did no one tell me that ssris cause hand shakingjitters cause this shit sucks
+643,The love island producers are RINSING the Sour Album.,0,,,,,,,,the love island producers are rinsing the sour album .
+4692,new EP out in 15 minutes :hushed_face:,0,,,,,,,,new ep out in 15 minutes hushedface
+1336,@USER Awe. That's far and kind. Blessings.,0,,,,,,,,user awe . thats far and kind . blessings .
+1894,HOW DO THEY GET THEIR HORSES TO JAPAN,0,,,,,,,,how do they get their horses to japan
+73,"K should give us a famous bf, some fan need an entertainment apparently #irony",1,,,,,,,,k should give us a famous bf some fan need an entertainment apparently irony
+2248,The ever so caring @USER gets to see the siege ending first. Great journalism. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the ever so caring user gets to see the siege ending first . great journalism . sarcasm
+708,Miley Cyrus singing Jolene is easily one of my favourite things in the world :relieved_face:,0,,,,,,,,miley cyrus singing jolene is easily one of my favourite things in the world relievedface
+3816,Simpin aint pimpin,0,,,,,,,,simpin aint pimpin
+3982,"how am i doing? well if you must know, i’m watching all the vids of harry singing fine line at his vegas concert and crying bc i can’t see him at american airlines.",0,,,,,,,,how am i doing . well if you must know im watching all the vids of harry singing fine line at his vegas concert and crying bc i cant see him at american airlines .
+485,"Soo mad right now, great way to start my day #not",1,,,,,,,,soo mad right now great way to start my day not
+3183,There's a girl with a heavenly voice singing for charity outside #ealingbroadway station,0,,,,,,,,theres a girl with a heavenly voice singing for charity outside ealingbroadway station
+3320,I'm getting excited about Mexico now. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,im getting excited about mexico now . sarcasm
+820,Has @USER @USER shown up to speak with #ZemirBegic family yet?,0,,,,,,,,has user user shown up to speak with zemirbegic family yet .
+2823,Good thing I gotta work today :thumbs_up: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,good thing i gotta work today thumbsup sarcasm
+2369,I'm not in enough dance practice whatsapp groups yet. #december #winter #weddingseason #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,im not in enough dance practice whatsapp groups yet . december winter weddingseason sarcasm
+761,Bro Drake thinks about Rihanna everyday,0,,,,,,,,bro drake thinks about rihanna everyday
+1673,@USER so so problematic.. God bless her. It's a shame what've we done to pakistan. $sad$,0,,,,,,,,user so so problematic . god bless her . its a shame whatve we done to pakistan . sad
+2898,I always think going braless is a good idea until I'm in public and am insecure because I'm not wearing a bra,0,,,,,,,,i always think going braless is a good idea until im in public and am insecure because im not wearing a bra
+3491,#TortureReport trending; I wasn't aware J.K. Rowling released her new book. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,torturereport trending i wasnt aware j . k . rowling released her new book . sarcasm
+4408,this is fun #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,this is fun not httpurl
+4999,MAJOR NEWS: @USER premium is now bundled with free @USER :raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands::raising_hands:,0,,,,,,,,major news user premium is now bundled with free user raisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghandsraisinghands
+4071,you ever completely embarrass yourself on zoom and decide to drop out of college?,1,“I am embarrassed because of what I said in class on Zoom”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,you ever completely embarrass yourself on zoom and decide to drop out of college .
+2005,@USER There's so much less controversy now that the BCS has been replaced. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user theres so much less controversy now that the bcs has been replaced . sarcasm
+3468,"@USER @USER @USER @USER This has been my point all along, that TC is proving to be #ecigs best advertiser to teens. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user user user this has been my point all along that tc is proving to be ecigs best advertiser to teens . irony
+2632,2021 will u think about me ?,0,,,,,,,,2021 will u think about me .
+4381,Harder and Ji have carried this team today,0,,,,,,,,harder and ji have carried this team today
+4308,I always LOVED that my family was the last one to open presents #not,1,,,,,,,,i always loved that my family was the last one to open presents not
+2450,Detroit Become Human is beyond addictive I've almost blitzed a second playthrough already :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #detroitbecomehuman #theaddictionisreal,1,,,,,,,,detroit become human is beyond addictive ive almost blitzed a second playthrough already facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy detroitbecomehuman theaddictionisreal
+501,Christmas music on the stair master #SundayFunday #not,1,,,,,,,,christmas music on the stair master sundayfunday not
+1098,@USER @USER @USER I agree. You can see that from the videos and photos that were taken two hours after the shooting. #Not,1,,,,,,,,user user user i agree . you can see that from the videos and photos that were taken two hours after the shooting . not
+2056,"Ostentatious ""a showy display designed to impress"". Thats the word I immediately think of when I see a woman feeding her child! #Not #Idiot",1,,,,,,,,ostentatious a showy display designed to impress . thats the word i immediately think of when i see a woman feeding her child . not idiot
+3175,"Personally I'd like to know when The Muppets decided that the theatre business wasn't quite working, and decided to start advertising crumpets and mortgages as a form of artistic expression",1,,,,,,,,personally id like to know when the muppets decided that the theatre business wasnt quite working and decided to start advertising crumpets and mortgages as a form of artistic expression
+493,I love how Javer only started to suspect Jean Valjean was the mayor bc of his big beefy muscles,0,,,,,,,,i love how javer only started to suspect jean valjean was the mayor bc of his big beefy muscles
+796,I love it when myfitnesspal reminds me I haven't logged my dinner whilst I'm sat stuffing steak Philly pizza and dirty fries into my gob! :face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i love it when myfitnesspal reminds me i havent logged my dinner whilst im sat stuffing steak philly pizza and dirty fries into my gob . facewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+3826,"@USER @USER Totally didn’t happen, it’s a big conspiracy, video can be faked..after all, they’ve been faking the moon landings for years :eyes:",1,,,,,,,,user user totally didnt happen its a big conspiracy video can be faked . after all theyve been faking the moon landings for years eyes
+1970,"Band playing ""Two Tickets to Paradise"" in parking lot at Redskins game. #Irony #Redskins",1,,,,,,,,band playing two tickets to paradise in parking lot at redskins game . irony redskins
+1992,"Less than 5 hours sleep, fantastic #not :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:",1,,,,,,,,less than 5 hours sleep fantastic not beamingfacewithsmilingeyes
+3074,Amazingly HTTPURL is not owned by #BHP. They are going to have to shell out some decent money for it. #BHPBilliton #South32,0,,,,,,,,amazingly httpurl is not owned by bhp . they are going to have to shell out some decent money for it . bhpbilliton south32
+693,My current Christmas song obsession. Played it non-stop all weekend #Irony HTTPURL via @USER,1,,,,,,,,my current christmas song obsession . played it nonstop all weekend irony httpurl via user
+1535,Just dislocated my fucking knee again while out on a walk :upside-down_face::upside-down_face::upside-down_face: FAB,1,"""I've dislocated my knee again, ouch!!""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just dislocated my fucking knee again while out on a walk upsidedownfaceupsidedownfaceupsidedownface fab
+2670,I yearn to sing like Christy Altomare so badly.,0,,,,,,,,i yearn to sing like christy altomare so badly .
+2621,Thank you Harding science department for only giving us 55 minutes for our final. #not,1,,,,,,,,thank you harding science department for only giving us 55 minutes for our final . not
+4290,lol drunk mom on Christmas is so fun.. #not #thisisadisaster :smiling_face::water_pistol::cocktail_glass:,1,,,,,,,,lol drunk mom on christmas is so fun . not thisisadisaster smilingfacewaterpistolcocktailglass
+4428,The only thing I’ve learned in college is that college is a scam.,1,,,,,,,,the only thing ive learned in college is that college is a scam .
+667,Are they allowed to be touching each other's kneecaps like that?? #questionable #NOA #onuchapel #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,are they allowed to be touching each others kneecaps like that . questionable noa onuchapel sarcasm
+2755,Saw @USER in Hampstead today. What a fine young specimen of a man. My lord. Handsome. :green_heart::shamrock:,0,,,,,,,,saw user in hampstead today . what a fine young specimen of a man . my lord . handsome . greenheartshamrock
+3958,"Still up at 4 , work at 11 is gonna be prime #not",1,,,,,,,,still up at 4 work at 11 is gonna be prime not
+659,"@USER just do it in some parking lot somewhere, we all want to hear about what a great job you are doing while we wait to get paid",1,,,,,,,,user just do it in some parking lot somewhere we all want to hear about what a great job you are doing while we wait to get paid
+3462,Cast list posted for the fall drama club play! Super excited to work with this talented cast and crew!:performing_arts:,0,,,,,,,,cast list posted for the fall drama club play . super excited to work with this talented cast and crew . performingarts
+537,"Dear @USER I see your enticing #Thanksgiving offer that ends on 2 Dec. I wanted to ask if you're aware that #Chanukah starts on 10 Dec, continues for 8 days & that traditional Chanukah fare is actually #DOUGHNUTS ?? :doughnut::doughnut: #justsaying #AskingForAFriend #opportunity",1,"Dear @USER I note your #Thanksgiving offer that ends on 2 Dec. but please note that the Jewish festival of #Chanukah starts on 10 Dec, continues for 8 days & traditional Chanukah fare is actually #DOUGHNUTS. Please consider a special offer for this, too.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dear user i see your enticing thanksgiving offer that ends on 2 dec . i wanted to ask if youre aware that chanukah starts on 10 dec continues for 8 days that traditional chanukah fare is actually doughnuts . doughnutdoughnut justsaying askingforafriend opportunity
+5075,@USER When are you buggering off out of the country,0,,,,,,,,user when are you buggering off out of the country
+2601,The Chicago Firehouse Restaurant caught fire this morning. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the chicago firehouse restaurant caught fire this morning . irony httpurl
+4831,"@USER #Sarcasm I'm really big supporter of #lawenforcement. Like Sheriff Clarke said, it's all theatrics. #Ferguson @USER",1,,,,,,,,user sarcasm im really big supporter of lawenforcement . like sheriff clarke said its all theatrics . ferguson user
+1081,"I keep getting dramatic, anime style cowlicks in the morning and I'm thinking one day I'll just go out without brushing it down to let everyone know I'm the main protagonist.",0,,,,,,,,i keep getting dramatic anime style cowlicks in the morning and im thinking one day ill just go out without brushing it down to let everyone know im the main protagonist .
+307,"@USER @USER not playing out in the provinces like, oh, Mississippi. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user not playing out in the provinces like oh mississippi . irony
+3963,#ready for doing #business today :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #not :see-no-evil_monkey: #tiredashell #coffeecoffeecoffee #morecoffee #.. HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ready for doing business today grinningfacewithsmilingeyes not seenoevilmonkey tiredashell coffeecoffeecoffee morecoffee . httpurl httpurl
+1638,How DARE somebody exercise their freedom to protest and freedom of speech. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,how dare somebody exercise their freedom to protest and freedom of speech . sarcasm
+3902,@USER HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AS CHRISTIANS! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BORING AND HAVE ZERO FUN! HORRIBLE CHRISTIANS! LOL #MISFIT #SARCASM,1,,,,,,,,user how dare you have fun as christians . we are supposed to be boring and have zero fun . horrible christians . lol misfit sarcasm
+4876,Pretty cupcakes! #sprinkled HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,pretty cupcakes . sprinkled httpurl
+4312,i think BurgerKing is working with the SJWs. my fries are as salty as SJWs about @USER winning an award,0,,,,,,,,i think burgerking is working with the sjws . my fries are as salty as sjws about user winning an award
+4493,"Looking forward to a nice and long 130km #cycle tomorrow, in the minus degree weather #not #fool #festive500",1,,,,,,,,looking forward to a nice and long 130km cycle tomorrow in the minus degree weather not fool festive500
+1633,@USER Only thing worse than men is bald red sweaty middle aged ones,0,,,,,,,,user only thing worse than men is bald red sweaty middle aged ones
+2165,"Twitter slams Austin Strange Fruit PR firm, spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching HTTPURL #irony",1,,,,,,,,twitter slams austin strange fruit pr firm spurring it to drop the name it shared with a song about lynching httpurl irony
+1506,Such a great damn day. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,such a great damn day . sarcasm
+4289,"Sarcasm incoming: This weekend is going to be such a great time being grounded with nothing to do but homework, gunna have a blast! #NOT",1,,,,,,,,sarcasm incoming this weekend is going to be such a great time being grounded with nothing to do but homework gunna have a blast . not
+4298,I'm pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round! #dreamon #not @ 913 miranda place HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,im pretty sure this bad boy is worth at least 6 stokes per round . dreamon not 913 miranda place httpurl
+3604,"I often worry that wealth doesn't have enough influence in society, so pleased to see this being addressed #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i often worry that wealth doesnt have enough influence in society so pleased to see this being addressed sarcasm httpurl
+457,who thinks me and sam should start a band called 'teeth at midnight' :tooth::crescent_moon:,1,In an alternate universe me and sam would have been in a band called teeth at midnight,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,who thinks me and sam should start a band called teeth at midnight toothcrescentmoon
+4507,Last day of sewing selfie! #fashionmajor #rough #sewing #weresogood #not @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,last day of sewing selfie . fashionmajor rough sewing weresogood not user httpurl
+2587,"@USER I say he's still pretty wiley. A touch (?) of senility might be turbo-charging his wileyness, and he naturally loves the attention of his courtesan 'handlers'.",0,,,,,,,,user i say hes still pretty wiley . a touch . of senility might be turbocharging his wileyness and he naturally loves the attention of his courtesan handlers .
+4113,For some reason I feel the classiest when I'm wearing $3 fake pearl necklaces. #irony? Lol,1,,,,,,,,for some reason i feel the classiest when im wearing 3 fake pearl necklaces . irony . lol
+908,Heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,heading to my nanas place its going to be so fun sarcasm
+698,Leaving this assignment to the last minute was probably not a smart move #w100,0,,,,,,,,leaving this assignment to the last minute was probably not a smart move w100
+4318,@USER when ur boyfriend interrupts your selfie HTTPURL yeah happens all the time #not,1,,,,,,,,user when ur boyfriend interrupts your selfie httpurl yeah happens all the time not
+1910,Final projects ugh |Keeping me from being productive.|#sarcasm #butnotreally,1,,,,,,,,final projects ugh keeping me from being productive . sarcasm butnotreally
+1409,"@USER Caffeine free coffee? Yeah, I'll have that next time I have a slice of sugar-free cheesecake.. #sarcasm $playful$",1,,,,,,,,user caffeine free coffee . yeah ill have that next time i have a slice of sugarfree cheesecake . sarcasm playful
+2270,Sorkin identified the 'attack on free speech' from Sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks #irony #SonyHack,1,,,,,,,,sorkin identified the attack on free speech from sony hackers before attacking the media for publishing the leaks irony sonyhack
+2509,"""Plugged in, charging"" but not moving from 0%.. Yeah, thanks laptop, not like I need to do any work or anything",1,,,,,,,,plugged in charging but not moving from 0 . yeah thanks laptop not like i need to do any work or anything
+86,That moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open @USER .. #productivity #not #tumblr,1,,,,,,,,that moment when you have so much stuff to do but you open user . productivity not tumblr
+4787,I just want to thank e-l-e-n-a-t on tumblr for spoiling me #BOFA -.- #sarcasm.. Honestly? Fuck you! #martinfreeman,1,,,,,,,,i just want to thank elenat on tumblr for spoiling me bofa . sarcasm . honestly . fuck you . martinfreeman
+1153,I would do so much for people that would do absolutely nothing for me lol at least i know who my true friends are:grinning_face:,1,no one does anything for me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i would do so much for people that would do absolutely nothing for me lol at least i know who my true friends aregrinningface
+42,"BJP-CONGRESS nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr. donation received,still Media/Bhakts questioning AAP #irony #MufflerMan HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,bjpcongress nt disclosing detail of 3600 cr . donation receivedstill mediabhakts questioning aap irony mufflerman httpurl
+327,Now I've written down everything I need to know it seems a lot more manageable. #Not,1,,,,,,,,now ive written down everything i need to know it seems a lot more manageable . not
+2506,"Thinking about that time Blizzard had the brilliant idea to change everyone's name on their forums to their real names. God, what an idea that was.",1,"""The idea Blizzard had to stop people from being terrible on the internet was a bad one that would have led to people being doxxed at best, murdered at worst.""",1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thinking about that time blizzard had the brilliant idea to change everyones name on their forums to their real names . god what an idea that was .
+2067,@USER @USER Kick Raiola out of the league. #Scumbag #RepeatOffender #OneGameIsNotEnough,0,,,,,,,,user user kick raiola out of the league . scumbag repeatoffender onegameisnotenough
+2518,"Just watched Homewrecker @USER Halloween event, loved it! :jack-o-lantern: #homewreckermovie #grimmfest",0,,,,,,,,just watched homewrecker user halloween event loved it . jackolantern homewreckermovie grimmfest
+550,Nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite #not,1,,,,,,,,nosebleeds in the morning are my favorite not
+1566,@USER u did such a good job the last time!! I can always reteach u :relieved_face:,0,,,,,,,,user u did such a good job the last time . i can always reteach u relievedface
+1583,"There's millions of autobot & troll accounts on Twitter that post dumb sh*t for RT's, then people call them stupid & naive.||#Irony",1,,,,,,,,theres millions of autobot troll accounts on twitter that post dumb sht for rts then people call them stupid naive . irony
+1864,"#Irony: When some naturopaths sell ""aromatic"" herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons. #Naturopath=#Apothecary #Herb=#Poison",1,,,,,,,,irony when some naturopaths sell aromatic herbs the way apothecaries sell noxious poisons . naturopathapothecary herbpoison
+3510,"Great, so i have to spend all day with screaming little kids, and i actually have to be nice to them #notgoodwithchildren",1,,,,,,,,great so i have to spend all day with screaming little kids and i actually have to be nice to them notgoodwithchildren
+1500,Glad I'm up at 1am #not,1,,,,,,,,glad im up at 1am not
+2348,Ya and listening to them talk about how hot girls are is a favorite past time. -_- #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,ya and listening to them talk about how hot girls are is a favorite past time . sarcasm
+3243,@USER @USER the upper deck definitely seemed like Philly South.,0,,,,,,,,user user the upper deck definitely seemed like philly south .
+635,@USER sounds like soo much fun! #not,1,,,,,,,,user sounds like soo much fun . not
+1769,"My tattoo got cancelled and I hooked up with my ex, how’s your week going?",0,,,,,,,,my tattoo got cancelled and i hooked up with my ex hows your week going .
+2997,judging by the Microsoft conference so far it looks like I'll be spending the rest of the year having to talk to my Xbox #e3,1,,,,,,,,judging by the microsoft conference so far it looks like ill be spending the rest of the year having to talk to my xbox e3
+4202,Going to go into central for last minute present shopping #soorganised #not,1,,,,,,,,going to go into central for last minute present shopping soorganised not
+3382,Small amount of lads with birds nests' for hair cuts #sarcasm #ha #3allover,1,,,,,,,,small amount of lads with birds nests for hair cuts sarcasm ha 3allover
+3460,"Russia says ruble crisis over as reserves dive, inflation climbs #NOT HTTPURL via @USER",1,,,,,,,,russia says ruble crisis over as reserves dive inflation climbs not httpurl via user
+4842,so they’re just gonna hog all the awards.. ok! alright!,1,,,,,,,,so theyre just gonna hog all the awards . ok . alright .
+2631,"Time to free ourselves of the Tyranny of the USA and lean towards more tolerant societies, like those of Russia and China. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,time to free ourselves of the tyranny of the usa and lean towards more tolerant societies like those of russia and china . sarcasm
+4064,doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic #not,1,,,,,,,,doing mental calculations and realizing that your chances of passing a module are slim to none is fantastic not
+264,@USER have fun at that..#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user have fun at that . sarcasm
+2479,I’m sad I didn’t get to decorate my grad cap but I would have been to lazy to do it anyways,0,,,,,,,,im sad i didnt get to decorate my grad cap but i would have been to lazy to do it anyways
+1061,@USER SHE SHOWED YOU! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user she showed you . sarcasm
+1851,The greatest! RIP $sad$ HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the greatest . rip sad httpurl
+909,Throat clearing isn't necessary #social_media HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,throat clearing isnt necessary socialmedia httpurl
+4820,"When you're feeling all in your feelings, but a certain BEST FRIEND is making you see reason, and maybe you'll be okay. So damn rude. :face_with_steam_from_nose: @USER",1,"I was feeling badly today, but my best friend gave me clarity and perspective. I appreciate her so much.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when youre feeling all in your feelings but a certain best friend is making you see reason and maybe youll be okay . so damn rude . facewithsteamfromnose user
+4161,it’s so rude that i’m not at the beach right now,1,I wish I was at the beach right now,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its so rude that im not at the beach right now
+764,My Life Changed When I Finally Bought a Kitchen Table: and other essays about living alone Chapter 1: Pants?,0,,,,,,,,my life changed when i finally bought a kitchen table and other essays about living alone chapter 1 pants .
+247,"@USER sadly all of my binders are in the wash, so the subversive shirtless photo is out. if you're not too squeamish, maybe we could arrange a photo shoot while i do my testosterone injection w/ a very serious facial expression?? p sure no one's ever thought about doing that.",1,,,,,,,,user sadly all of my binders are in the wash so the subversive shirtless photo is out . if youre not too squeamish maybe we could arrange a photo shoot while i do my testosterone injection w a very serious facial expression . p sure no ones ever thought about doing that .
+455,GET AHT A TAHN!|The Made in PGH Gift Guide HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,get aht a tahn . the made in pgh gift guide httpurl via user
+2491,Don't you love when guys try to give you their number? Keyword TRIED. #not #backupoff,1,,,,,,,,dont you love when guys try to give you their number . keyword tried . not backupoff
+4090,wow what great banter from @USER #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,wow what great banter from user sarcasm
+1857,Did Brian Williams send this?@USER,1,,,,,,,,did brian williams send this . user
+101,i’m a sick. sick man..,0,,,,,,,,im a sick . sick man .
+3548,Casually looking at the 06Z forecast it seems that the 'previous UKMO forecast interpolated ahead (6hr)' and the 'U.S. Navy COAMPS-TC model forecast interpolated ahead (6hr)' models have been smoking something. :thinking_face: #Hurricane #Larry #WXGeek #WXTwitter,0,,,,,,,,casually looking at the 06z forecast it seems that the previous ukmo forecast interpolated ahead 6hr and the u . s . navy coampstc model forecast interpolated ahead 6hr models have been smoking something . thinkingface hurricane larry wxgeek wxtwitter
+1516,The routine texting irks my nerves the most but I guess it's the thought that count #NOT #needAnewRoutine,1,,,,,,,,the routine texting irks my nerves the most but i guess its the thought that count not needanewroutine
+3823,@USER @USER But she might get to main event the biggest PPV of the year. Poor Becky.,1,,,,,,,,user user but she might get to main event the biggest ppv of the year . poor becky .
+3450,@USER get ready for another one on Saturday #not,1,,,,,,,,user get ready for another one on saturday not
+660,Oh hello flu! Thank you for fooling me in thinking you were gone! I missed you so much! #sarcasm #flu #yaay,1,,,,,,,,oh hello flu . thank you for fooling me in thinking you were gone . i missed you so much . sarcasm flu yaay
+1219,Self care is drinking a Mountain Dew Code Red even though it makes you look like a middle schooler,1,,,,,,,,self care is drinking a mountain dew code red even though it makes you look like a middle schooler
+1051,People who think cancel culture goes too far never learned about excommunication,1,People who think cancel culture go too far don't understand the history of humans feelings on inappropriate matters and are most likely un-dually affected by opposing parties.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,people who think cancel culture goes too far never learned about excommunication
+1047,When your mother in law comes in the room when your in the middle of a Carole baskin shout out on stream :face_with_tears_of_joy: now I have to explain why I had a helmet :rescue_worker’s_helmet: on :face_with_tears_of_joy: #streamstories #twitchstreamer,0,,,,,,,,when your mother in law comes in the room when your in the middle of a carole baskin shout out on stream facewithtearsofjoy now i have to explain why i had a helmet rescueworkershelmet on facewithtearsofjoy streamstories twitchstreamer
+2266,i love video games,0,,,,,,,,i love video games
+2654,You guys seriously need to try this game HTTPURL #BananaBonanza,0,,,,,,,,you guys seriously need to try this game httpurl bananabonanza
+2467,im just tryna get in n out doordashed to india rn,0,,,,,,,,im just tryna get in n out doordashed to india rn
+810,.@USER Alert the media! Some guy on twitter has un-cited proof that evolution is wrong! Let's get his Nobel prize ready! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user alert the media . some guy on twitter has uncited proof that evolution is wrong . lets get his nobel prize ready . sarcasm
+3760,#Irony dead? Why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated?,1,,,,,,,,irony dead . why is this stupidest of memes still perpetuated .
+4084,"I don't care how irritating someone is being, you should NEVER throw your drink on them. Alcohol wastage is just unacceptable #RHOCheshire",1,,,,,,,,i dont care how irritating someone is being you should never throw your drink on them . alcohol wastage is just unacceptable rhocheshire
+2758,"I love dating shows ! My favourite is Strictly come dancing, so good when it works out for them ! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i love dating shows . my favourite is strictly come dancing so good when it works out for them . sarcasm
+4371,"@USER if you don't want to upgrade your iOS or keep many pictures, yeah it's great #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user if you dont want to upgrade your ios or keep many pictures yeah its great sarcasm
+1213,I too enjoy making shit up and pretending like I understand basic economic principles HTTPURL,1,This is completely made up and goes against basic economics.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i too enjoy making shit up and pretending like i understand basic economic principles httpurl
+343,Dentists oh the joy#not,1,,,,,,,,dentists oh the joynot
+4587,Powerful picture taken by a #protester the #night before #christmas. The #irony is real. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,powerful picture taken by a protester the night before christmas . the irony is real . httpurl
+3688,man savathuns design is so fuckin creepy I love her.,0,,,,,,,,man savathuns design is so fuckin creepy i love her .
+3406,Stuck behind someone who can't do the speed limit #lateforwork #fuck #happymonday #not,1,,,,,,,,stuck behind someone who cant do the speed limit lateforwork fuck happymonday not
+2868,HTTPURL In light of the #Murders of two NYPD Officers inspired by #IcantBreathe should.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl in light of the murders of two nypd officers inspired by icantbreathe should . httpurl
+2958,My year is ending perfectly:face_with_tears_of_joy: #Not,1,,,,,,,,my year is ending perfectlyfacewithtearsofjoy not
+4022,Love seeing 15 year olds being vaccinated in the states when I have to wait till the end of June for my first one,1,I don't like the fact that younger people in america are getting the vaccine when I still have to wait another month for mine in england,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love seeing 15 year olds being vaccinated in the states when i have to wait till the end of june for my first one
+3041,#Sarcasm :-|Gifted by the God|Improved with Skills| #KarmicThought #WiseWord,1,,,,,,,,sarcasm gifted by the godimproved with skills karmicthought wiseword
+4796,Someone on reddit the other day said that I 'ooze enby energy' and I've been riding that high for the whole weekend.,0,,,,,,,,someone on reddit the other day said that i ooze enby energy and ive been riding that high for the whole weekend .
+318,"i asked my swimmer @ the end of his swim lesson today what his favorite part was & he said “going under the rope. it was scary, but i knew i could do hard things.” :pleading_face::white_heart:",0,,,,,,,,i asked my swimmer the end of his swim lesson today what his favorite part was he said going under the rope . it was scary but i knew i could do hard things . pleadingfacewhiteheart
+4528,Having a bad week but what else is new!! At least I finally got paid :two_hearts::loudly_crying_face:,1,I had another bad day which is becoming common for me at the moment.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,having a bad week but what else is new . at least i finally got paid twoheartsloudlycryingface
+4559,In other news I have a job interview this week! \o/,0,,,,,,,,in other news i have a job interview this week . o
+41,"Wizkid is the king, ok lol",1,Wizkid is not the king lol,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wizkid is the king ok lol
+2435,Thursday nights how I've missed you so,0,,,,,,,,thursday nights how ive missed you so
+2804,I need my back and neck cracked differentlyy,0,,,,,,,,i need my back and neck cracked differentlyy
+3753,@USER yeh but its still unclear you know. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user yeh but its still unclear you know . irony
+5074,@USER All #U Can Do Beautiful Is Your #BEST Winning Is #NOT Important Taking Part & Having Fun Is What Matter's $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,user all u can do beautiful is your best winning is not important taking part having fun is what matters smiley
+4157,@USER too bad CNN can't conceive their own story. #truth #news ? #irony #ironic #hypocrite #expose #fake #exposed2014 #boycott #sponsors,1,,,,,,,,user too bad cnn cant conceive their own story . truth news . irony ironic hypocrite expose fake exposed2014 boycott sponsors
+2308,First day of Christmas shopping tomorrow. Can not wait. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,first day of christmas shopping tomorrow . can not wait . sarcasm
+3316,"hello to all three of my followers, this is my big return to twitter",1,I'm posting on Twitter again.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,hello to all three of my followers this is my big return to twitter
+1467,"Leave it to the nice people of Hutch to yell at me to ""eat shit"" while I run. Jokes on them, I do.",1,Mean people yelled at me to eat shit.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,leave it to the nice people of hutch to yell at me to eat shit while i run . jokes on them i do .
+3732,"Wine, pizza & UFC.. is there any better way to spend a Saturday night? #UFC #fightnight",0,,,,,,,,wine pizza ufc . is there any better way to spend a saturday night . ufc fightnight
+558,I love when high profile journalists and influencers repeat their Tweets but they don't think the original did well enough. It's always written as 'I just found out' despite being posted a week ago originally.,1,,,,,,,,i love when high profile journalists and influencers repeat their tweets but they dont think the original did well enough . its always written as i just found out despite being posted a week ago originally .
+3666,"cannot believe i was at an actual gig tonight and now i’m on my way to an actual nightclub, truly feel like me again i am thriving",0,,,,,,,,cannot believe i was at an actual gig tonight and now im on my way to an actual nightclub truly feel like me again i am thriving
+1180,Michigan certified Biden; trump lost *again* in the PA courts and the official transition is finally going to begin - Happy Thanksgiving!,0,,,,,,,,michigan certified biden trump lost again in the pa courts and the official transition is finally going to begin happy thanksgiving .
+4063,"And all I wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my ""second"" roommate is sleeping and I suffer from being considerate #irony",1,,,,,,,,and all i wanna do is blast music and get ready for my trip but my second roommate is sleeping and i suffer from being considerate irony
+4313,I'm gonna aspire to be my mirroverse self :relieved_face: If that's a good thing or not idk,0,,,,,,,,im gonna aspire to be my mirroverse self relievedface if thats a good thing or not idk
+2919,how empty of me to be so full of you,0,,,,,,,,how empty of me to be so full of you
+4969,It’s amusing how some people can be so two faced,1,,,,,,,,its amusing how some people can be so two faced
+1662,Getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to Nunavut communities- yup that's a great use of time/resources! #sofulfilled #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,getting ready to ship surplus ink cartridges out to nunavut communities yup thats a great use of timeresources . sofulfilled sarcasm
+3271,I liked a @USER video HTTPURL NEW Chocolate Bar Palette Review | Semi Sweet vs. Original,0,,,,,,,,i liked a user video httpurl new chocolate bar palette review semi sweet vs . original
+2604,What a good way to start the New Year..|#Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,what a good way to start the new year . sarcasm
+4480,2014 can't end fast enough! Stupid dead battery.,0,,,,,,,,2014 cant end fast enough . stupid dead battery .
+2382,for the love of god someone please teach timothee chalamet how to enunciate,0,,,,,,,,for the love of god someone please teach timothee chalamet how to enunciate
+2739,"The last paper I wrote as an undergrad was whether I believed math was created or discovered. I wrote two papers, one defending each, and I still don’t know which I submitted. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,the last paper i wrote as an undergrad was whether i believed math was created or discovered . i wrote two papers one defending each and i still dont know which i submitted . httpurl
+4121,"#hannity says ""Obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology."" #irony",1,,,,,,,,hannity says obama has been indoctrinated into a rigid ideology . irony
+1398,@USER Show me the titties on a macadamia nut.,1,,,,,,,,user show me the titties on a macadamia nut .
+1385,"The back seat is the worst place for #manspreading perps. Get ready for my warm leg and giant bag against yours, rando. You may enjoy it.",1,,,,,,,,the back seat is the worst place for manspreading perps . get ready for my warm leg and giant bag against yours rando . you may enjoy it .
+240,Don't you just love spending Sunday evenings watching An Inspector Calls for English and learning geography case studies,1,,,,,,,,dont you just love spending sunday evenings watching an inspector calls for english and learning geography case studies
+1353,"@USER Oh, will keep fingers crossed for you. Sometimes the worse they are, quicker they go #HandyMedicalFact #Not",1,,,,,,,,user oh will keep fingers crossed for you . sometimes the worse they are quicker they go handymedicalfact not
+3330,that before the gym nap makes hitting the gym so much better,0,,,,,,,,that before the gym nap makes hitting the gym so much better
+3516,extremely dangerous of chicago style to give the illusion that what i'm writing is mature and sophisticated simply because it has footnotes,0,,,,,,,,extremely dangerous of chicago style to give the illusion that what im writing is mature and sophisticated simply because it has footnotes
+4241,Another thing lost to climate change: parents making their kids wear long sleeved shirts under their costumes bc its cold out #halloween2019,0,,,,,,,,another thing lost to climate change parents making their kids wear long sleeved shirts under their costumes bc its cold out halloween2019
+2024,"I'm actually kinda surprised that people still say ""NOT!"" after an 'ironic' statement. #NOT",1,,,,,,,,im actually kinda surprised that people still say not . after an ironic statement . not
+2499,I have never missed something as much as I miss the soy milk machine at the dining hall,0,,,,,,,,i have never missed something as much as i miss the soy milk machine at the dining hall
+2157,how nice is having friends who are interested in your life n get excited for you x,0,,,,,,,,how nice is having friends who are interested in your life n get excited for you x
+3090,what i love about mine and summers work schedules is that she will finish at 8pm and then i’ll start work at 9pm and then when i get home at 7am she’ll start work at 8am :red_heart:,1,i hate the fact that when summer finishes work at 8 i leave for my job and then when i come home she has to go to her job again,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,what i love about mine and summers work schedules is that she will finish at 8pm and then ill start work at 9pm and then when i get home at 7am shell start work at 8am redheart
+3336,so woke up this morning and have missed my first lecture already lol BUT I did leave myself a chicken nugget to wake up to,0,,,,,,,,so woke up this morning and have missed my first lecture already lol but i did leave myself a chicken nugget to wake up to
+1093,Great start to the morning #not #flattire,1,,,,,,,,great start to the morning not flattire
+126,do i wanna get back together or do i just not want to feel the pain of a break up,0,,,,,,,,do i wanna get back together or do i just not want to feel the pain of a break up
+285,Thank u to all u beautiful ppl that talk extra loud when I'm trying to watch tv I love you guys so much #not #srslyofALLrooms,1,,,,,,,,thank u to all u beautiful ppl that talk extra loud when im trying to watch tv i love you guys so much not srslyofallrooms
+3837,Well it has been a whole year but I finally forgot to mute my microphone in Zoom so my whole class got to listen to me sing and talk to text for 5 minutes until my professor caught me. Good times $love$,0,,,,,,,,well it has been a whole year but i finally forgot to mute my microphone in zoom so my whole class got to listen to me sing and talk to text for 5 minutes until my professor caught me . good times love
+1563,@USER One of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas!! Glad you approved!,0,,,,,,,,user one of those obvious when you see it but oh so clever ideas . glad you approved .
+2006,Republicans will say “the Republican Party ended slavery” like that means it’s ok that they’re trying to bring it back,0,,,,,,,,republicans will say the republican party ended slavery like that means its ok that theyre trying to bring it back
+4853,"I'm seeing #catfish while I search for a #fishsitter for my #goldfish, #LoveLife #irony",1,,,,,,,,im seeing catfish while i search for a fishsitter for my goldfish lovelife irony
+4758,Welp. There goes 50 bucks down the drain. Thanks KU Student Housing. #Not Get. Me. OUT.,1,,,,,,,,welp . there goes 50 bucks down the drain . thanks ku student housing . not get . me . out .
+2162,Just got off the phone with the human trafficking network again. The woman on the phone was super nice and loved my usual one liner antics. ♡,0,,,,,,,,just got off the phone with the human trafficking network again . the woman on the phone was super nice and loved my usual one liner antics .
+3020,"@USER Things to complain about on Christmas day. I have a pimple in my ear"" @USER #ThanksObama"" #Sarcasm #LegitReasonToComplain",1,,,,,,,,user things to complain about on christmas day . i have a pimple in my ear user thanksobama sarcasm legitreasontocomplain
+1998,Someone I work w doesn't let his kids believe in Santa because he's mythical & at odds w Church dogma. I REALLY want 2 explain #irony 2 him,1,,,,,,,,someone i work w doesnt let his kids believe in santa because hes mythical at odds w church dogma . i really want 2 explain irony 2 him
+3808,if anyone sees me listening to tavern music or sea shanties on Spotify no you didn’t,0,,,,,,,,if anyone sees me listening to tavern music or sea shanties on spotify no you didnt
+3525,"@USER @USER @USER why is Derrick Lewis not on the top fighters list? Andre Bishop and Anthony Johnson are, and Lewis would kill them! PLEASE FIX THIS",0,,,,,,,,user user user why is derrick lewis not on the top fighters list . andre bishop and anthony johnson are and lewis would kill them . please fix this
+2769,I'm really talkative at night but no one is up to talk #irony,1,,,,,,,,im really talkative at night but no one is up to talk irony
+4201,"@USER Oh, come on. Give her a chance with her trust worthy SNS warriors and her followers in that ""Uber-Right wing"" portal. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user oh come on . give her a chance with her trust worthy sns warriors and her followers in that uberright wing portal . sarcasm
+4963,"After a valiant fight, my Aunt is being taken off the vent. Not COVID related but a huge loss for my family. It is truly a sad day.",0,,,,,,,,after a valiant fight my aunt is being taken off the vent . not covid related but a huge loss for my family . it is truly a sad day .
+2951,Don’t you love when your dad teaches your friends and you have to warn them not to say certain things about you,1,,,,,,,,dont you love when your dad teaches your friends and you have to warn them not to say certain things about you
+3556,"studying up on narcissism. the more I read up, the more I'm afraid I have this disorder!! #centeroftheuniverse #NOT",1,,,,,,,,studying up on narcissism . the more i read up the more im afraid i have this disorder . centeroftheuniverse not
+3280,Wow I feel so bad that you had to actually do your job as a teacher. #not #stopcomplaing,1,,,,,,,,wow i feel so bad that you had to actually do your job as a teacher . not stopcomplaing
+4427,Exciting PhD opportunity!! #FIELD study @USER @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,exciting phd opportunity . field study user user httpurl
+2019,@USER CA$H tweetin bout #BlackLivesMatter & #ICantBreathe ||NEWSvid- HTTPURL ||Start at HTTPURL beatsEBT,0,,,,,,,,user cah tweetin bout blacklivesmatter icantbreathe newsvid httpurl start at httpurl beatsebt
+225,Whenever I see a big truck I automatically assume they’re most likely conservative & racist,0,,,,,,,,whenever i see a big truck i automatically assume theyre most likely conservative racist
+1458,"The Invisible Man was pretty good, liked it! Excited/scared to finally watch Deerskin, the last movie I planned to see in a theater before covid killed that hope. #HBOMax",0,,,,,,,,the invisible man was pretty good liked it . excitedscared to finally watch deerskin the last movie i planned to see in a theater before covid killed that hope . hbomax
+4702,That 2-hour sleep put me into hyper mode #irony,1,,,,,,,,that 2hour sleep put me into hyper mode irony
+4239,whoever runs Yeovil Town FC twitter account should be fired. their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team,0,,,,,,,,whoever runs yeovil town fc twitter account should be fired . their starting line up looks like a mxit fantasy league team
+2552,HTTPURL Having soo much fun in math #sarcasm:face_with_tears_of_joy: #math #class #drawing #music #eye #snowflake #flo.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,httpurl having soo much fun in math sarcasmfacewithtearsofjoy math class drawing music eye snowflake flo . httpurl
+2844,"@USER @USER @USER @USER I'm off to visit great-nephew very ill, only 20 #not fair",0,,,,,,,,user user user user im off to visit greatnephew very ill only 20 not fair
+4829,The #hardest thing's #not #knowing & #having the #faith to #keep #going HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the hardest things not knowing having the faith to keep going httpurl
+1101,@USER I have often thought that I died on election night 2016 and went straight to hell .. how else could these things be happening?!?,1,,,,,,,,user i have often thought that i died on election night 2016 and went straight to hell . how else could these things be happening .
+4330,i just absentmindedly scooped a spoonful of cat food into my cup of coffee. someone please save me from myself,0,,,,,,,,i just absentmindedly scooped a spoonful of cat food into my cup of coffee . someone please save me from myself
+970,"@USER Hi there, I'm told by the staff at fellowship square on this hot day that there is no cold water provision to full up reusable bottles unless I want to fill up ""from the toilet"" , is that actually my only option?",0,,,,,,,,user hi there im told by the staff at fellowship square on this hot day that there is no cold water provision to full up reusable bottles unless i want to fill up from the toilet is that actually my only option .
+746,"@USER @USER Perhaps you could explain then why anyone would want to take an experimental therapy with no long term data, that doesn't prevent infection or transmission of a supposed novel virus with an IFR (0.1%) very similar to regular flu?",0,,,,,,,,user user perhaps you could explain then why anyone would want to take an experimental therapy with no long term data that doesnt prevent infection or transmission of a supposed novel virus with an ifr 0 . 1 very similar to regular flu .
+473,Can you believe NO ONE took pictures,1,,,,,,,,can you believe no one took pictures
+4106,#AviosGoal I'm saving Avios for fun,1,,,,,,,,aviosgoal im saving avios for fun
+2674,just got a strawberry coconut refresher from @USER and it’s so sour i think the milk is expired :woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,just got a strawberry coconut refresher from user and its so sour i think the milk is expired woozyface
+1687,"I’ve spent a thousand dollars in four days and the vet has given me an estimate that it will be an additional thousand over the next couple months for treatment Your generosity has been so helpful, I appreciate everyone who’s helped however they can!",0,,,,,,,,ive spent a thousand dollars in four days and the vet has given me an estimate that it will be an additional thousand over the next couple months for treatment your generosity has been so helpful i appreciate everyone whos helped however they can .
+4783,My christmas gift.. i have sweetest friends $smiley$ #blessed #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,my christmas gift . i have sweetest friends smiley blessed not httpurl
+4377,@USER to watch re blues? Chelsea's of course #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user to watch re blues . chelseas of course sarcasm
+765,Mens Football clearly know how to have a good time.. #not #archiesday #anychanceofasocial,1,,,,,,,,mens football clearly know how to have a good time . not archiesday anychanceofasocial
+2101,4 days left to enter @USER & @USER @USER planner #giveaway HTTPURL Enter to win! #bbloggers #lbloggers,0,,,,,,,,4 days left to enter user user user planner giveaway httpurl enter to win . bbloggers lbloggers
+988,"'All we do is eat, watch movies and kick the shit out of each other' :face_with_tears_of_joy: #RelationshipGoalsAccomplished #not",1,,,,,,,,all we do is eat watch movies and kick the shit out of each other facewithtearsofjoy relationshipgoalsaccomplished not
+655,I love when I learn about stuff I've apparently done and said from people:face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,I absolutely hate when I learn about things I have done from other people.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love when i learn about stuff ive apparently done and said from peoplefacewithtearsofjoy
+821,woke up with the worst headache this flight is gonna be great,1,,,,,,,,woke up with the worst headache this flight is gonna be great
+3299,It's been one year of off and on eye twitching. #SoFun #Not,1,,,,,,,,its been one year of off and on eye twitching . sofun not
+680,"I shun the workplace chit chat, to look at what happening on twitter #irony #randomtweet",1,,,,,,,,i shun the workplace chit chat to look at what happening on twitter irony randomtweet
+1798,Good thing we have an ace like Clay Bucholz who is proven to be durable and consistent.. HAHA.#NOT,1,,,,,,,,good thing we have an ace like clay bucholz who is proven to be durable and consistent . haha . not
+2426,I love to pick my modules on a first come first served basis at the same time as everyone in my entire year on a website that hasn’t been updated since 1995 . Thrilling :red_heart:,1,I hate using the UoM student system because it hasn’t been updated for years and no one has ever explained how to properly use it,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love to pick my modules on a first come first served basis at the same time as everyone in my entire year on a website that hasnt been updated since 1995 . thrilling redheart
+3905,Love it when I forget to transfer my rent money over from my savings :woozy_face:,1,I really hate forgetting to transfer money for rent,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love it when i forget to transfer my rent money over from my savings woozyface
+2133,"Something really great about the initial Covid shutdown last year was the way it completely erased March Madness from the calendar. Missing that, tbqhwyrn.",0,,,,,,,,something really great about the initial covid shutdown last year was the way it completely erased march madness from the calendar . missing that tbqhwyrn .
+4429,@USER doing a great job.. #NOT What do I pay my extortionate council taxes for? #Disgrace #OngoingProblem HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user doing a great job . not what do i pay my extortionate council taxes for . disgrace ongoingproblem httpurl
+1897,I think that stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills. #sarcastweet,1,,,,,,,,i think that stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills . sarcastweet
+5014,Tribute to a brave elephant simply defending his family. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,tribute to a brave elephant simply defending his family . httpurl
+4570,I. Am. Shocked. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i . am . shocked . httpurl
+1437,The fact I nearly froze on my way to work this morning is definitely a sign it's not summer anymore #freezing,1,You wouldnt think it was summer anymore!,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the fact i nearly froze on my way to work this morning is definitely a sign its not summer anymore freezing
+17,@USER @USER the only scary Bollywood film I've watched is Bhootnaath #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user the only scary bollywood film ive watched is bhootnaath sarcasm
+3913,@USER @USER Can we bring back Youkilis? Remember when 30 year old Youk charged mound & 19 year old Porcello dropped him? #RedSox,0,,,,,,,,user user can we bring back youkilis . remember when 30 year old youk charged mound 19 year old porcello dropped him . redsox
+722,@USER @USER thnx all sorted now.. #kids #happy :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Thanks again @USER for trying to help most of all thaku for replying,0,,,,,,,,user user thnx all sorted now . kids happy smilingfacewithsmilingeyes . thanks again user for trying to help most of all thaku for replying
+2030,"@USER Now, now, Islam is the ""religion of peace"" and only Christians can hurt anybody! Get it right! D: #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user now now islam is the religion of peace and only christians can hurt anybody . get it right . d sarcasm
+1439,"@USER @USER @USER I did too, and I also reported Cancun Cruz not worrying about the heartbeats of his constituents without electricity or heat when he fled to Mexico.",1,I would say Ted Cruz is an asshole and doesn’t actually care about people/babies/fetuses. He just wants to wage a war on women and keep the patriarchy in power.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user i did too and i also reported cancun cruz not worrying about the heartbeats of his constituents without electricity or heat when he fled to mexico .
+4223,@USER @USER I'm sure you're all inconsolable #not,1,,,,,,,,user user im sure youre all inconsolable not
+4001,What a great person you are. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,what a great person you are . sarcasm
+2592,Really love being told at work that I essentially might not be kept on because of not de-tagging stuff properly.. from someone who doesn't decide who's kept on. Good self-esteem boost. :OK_hand:,1,,,,,,,,really love being told at work that i essentially might not be kept on because of not detagging stuff properly . from someone who doesnt decide whos kept on . good selfesteem boost . okhand
+2800,Sometimes I listen to the uga fight song and cry because I miss redcoats but besides that I’m fine :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,sometimes i listen to the uga fight song and cry because i miss redcoats but besides that im fine facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy
+440,Some of my fondest @USER memories were formed during Glenn Roeder's time as manager. Terribly sad news. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,some of my fondest user memories were formed during glenn roeders time as manager . terribly sad news . httpurl
+411,spent my entire lunch break defending trans rights to my boss and other execs so if anyone needs me I will be looking for a new job,0,,,,,,,,spent my entire lunch break defending trans rights to my boss and other execs so if anyone needs me i will be looking for a new job
+4054,Can't wait to go to uni and get bullied again,1,,,,,,,,cant wait to go to uni and get bullied again
+1248,Yay for another work at 4am day :neutral_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,yay for another work at 4am day neutralface not
+1767,why is there a hurricane in the atlantic rn and where is she going,0,,,,,,,,why is there a hurricane in the atlantic rn and where is she going
+3168,@USER @USER @USER #whoISshe LOLOL !!,0,,,,,,,,user user user whoisshe lolol .
+517,The American justice system :thumbs_up::raising_hands::clapping_hands: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the american justice system thumbsupraisinghandsclappinghands sarcasm
+2472,Thomas Cook customers (suitably bronzed) complaining about their inconvenience live from the Canary Islands. Woe is me! I'm glad they get the news coverage. #ThomasCook,1,,,,,,,,thomas cook customers suitably bronzed complaining about their inconvenience live from the canary islands . woe is me . im glad they get the news coverage . thomascook
+2156,"showed mom this picture of me and @USER & says ""this is grunge"" and she goes ""haha!! I love it!"" #momgoals HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,showed mom this picture of me and user says this is grunge and she goes haha . i love it . momgoals httpurl
+2340,I'm big glad I'm not a Sonic fan because Sega gassed them mfers up for a lot of nothing.,0,,,,,,,,im big glad im not a sonic fan because sega gassed them mfers up for a lot of nothing .
+624,"4-0 this morning, 0-1 this afternoon. Luck possibly changing.",0,,,,,,,,40 this morning 01 this afternoon . luck possibly changing .
+1503,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER And not a single insect was killed. Or if there was it doesn't matter because they're icky and, you know, gross.",1,,,,,,,,user user user user user user user user user user and not a single insect was killed . or if there was it doesnt matter because theyre icky and you know gross .
+3298,I can't believe today is the last day we can be gay.,1,Today is the last day of pride month.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i cant believe today is the last day we can be gay .
+957,"I cared for 8 seconds, then I got distracted. :face_with_tears_of_joy: #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i cared for 8 seconds then i got distracted . facewithtearsofjoy sarcasm
+1251,..but then it started itself and made the Windows noise. So starts this exciting day of mine..! #Not,1,,,,,,,,. but then it started itself and made the windows noise . so starts this exciting day of mine . not
+33,Great vacations are meant to recharge us. Spent four days with some of my best friends in the Keys and ready to get back to it.,0,,,,,,,,great vacations are meant to recharge us . spent four days with some of my best friends in the keys and ready to get back to it .
+2573,just found ive been walking on a broken foot for the past 6 months :zany_face::zany_face::zany_face:,1,Just found out I've been walking on a broken foot for the past six months $sad$ may have to get surgery again,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just found ive been walking on a broken foot for the past 6 months zanyfacezanyfacezanyface
+2510,It's so easy to focus on what's at hand when you have a million other thoughts running through your mind at the same time. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,its so easy to focus on whats at hand when you have a million other thoughts running through your mind at the same time . sarcasm
+2861,Youve got to just love the efficiency @USER two-day service! #not #7DayService #prioritymail #hahahaha HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,youve got to just love the efficiency user twoday service . not 7dayservice prioritymail hahahaha httpurl
+320,"lorde writes one, ONE song about her dog (who passed shortly following) and now im crying on the pink line",0,,,,,,,,lorde writes one one song about her dog who passed shortly following and now im crying on the pink line
+3292,"If your website still has a google plus share button, forgive me if I’m not tripping over myself to take your information as credible or current.",1,You should remove your google plus share button to remain credible and current since the service is no longer available.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if your website still has a google plus share button forgive me if im not tripping over myself to take your information as credible or current .
+4232,@USER AMAZING. I love this team. They scrap and always find a way! 15-6 <-- indeed. #dcRising,0,,,,,,,,user amazing . i love this team . they scrap and always find a way . 156 indeed . dcrising
+3737,"I'm doing the unthinkable and using Python, it's a sad day for Java, I know, but really Python - elif? Was writing elseif too much fuss?",1,,,,,,,,im doing the unthinkable and using python its a sad day for java i know but really python elif . was writing elseif too much fuss .
+1272,"@USER Don't get to as many games as I'd like, but always pick up a programme when available.",0,,,,,,,,user dont get to as many games as id like but always pick up a programme when available .
+2305,I got nothing for April Fools. So here's some old renders of my earliest 3D creations from 2012.. Trust me I'm a good 3D artist now. #art #AprilFools2018 HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i got nothing for april fools . so heres some old renders of my earliest 3d creations from 2012 . trust me im a good 3d artist now . art aprilfools2018 httpurl
+3495,"A president who acknowledges the existence of systemic racism, climate change, trans lives, science - this gives me hope.",0,,,,,,,,a president who acknowledges the existence of systemic racism climate change trans lives science this gives me hope .
+4903,"What's the German word for when you start a podcast when it's already 2 years old, but now you've caught up to present-day and you have to wait every week for a new episode instead of blitzing through 3 months' worth of content in one day ?",0,,,,,,,,whats the german word for when you start a podcast when its already 2 years old but now youve caught up to presentday and you have to wait every week for a new episode instead of blitzing through 3 months worth of content in one day .
+1021,@USER @USER world's greatest fans..#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user worlds greatest fans . sarcasm
+3082,I picked a great week to start a new show on Netflix. #not #HellOnWheels,1,,,,,,,,i picked a great week to start a new show on netflix . not hellonwheels
+2880,"I've made a roommate complain tweet every day, and he's done another thing, but I'm tired of negativity so I'm gonna list all the things I like about him! Here they are:",1,My roommate has no redeeming qualities,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ive made a roommate complain tweet every day and hes done another thing but im tired of negativity so im gonna list all the things i like about him . here they are
+3970,Sexist article in the Daily Fail about men wasting money on cycling - accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing £99. #irony,1,,,,,,,,sexist article in the daily fail about men wasting money on cycling accompanied by recommendation for a handbag costing 99 . irony
+3514,Church sign of the day: How would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you? :speak-no-evil_monkey: #StoleEm #TheReasonForTheSeason,0,,,,,,,,church sign of the day how would you feel if we celebrated your birthday without you . speaknoevilmonkey stoleem thereasonfortheseason
+808,10 years today since I left school. I’m in shock :flushed_face:,0,,,,,,,,10 years today since i left school . im in shock flushedface
+1190,locals saying “not all cops” are missing the point and showing their underlying racism that we all knew was there in the first place,0,,,,,,,,locals saying not all cops are missing the point and showing their underlying racism that we all knew was there in the first place
+213,Earn cash by Posting & Tweeting! |HTTPURL ||Get started at HTTPURL #homebasedbusiness #LOL,0,,,,,,,,earn cash by posting tweeting . httpurl get started at httpurl homebasedbusiness lol
+3773,Are you excited for the new #Blackberry #Classic #smartphone? Check out this article by @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,are you excited for the new blackberry classic smartphone . check out this article by user httpurl
+3700,Oh my god this is so satisfying to watch. Look at his scared little face ahahahaha HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,oh my god this is so satisfying to watch . look at his scared little face ahahahaha httpurl
+1446,Welsh devolution? How's this for starters.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,welsh devolution . hows this for starters . httpurl
+937,Beautiful day #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,beautiful day sarcasm
+3518,I want to do a puzzle while drunk again,0,,,,,,,,i want to do a puzzle while drunk again
+5026,"Besides some overpriced holiday candles, I haven't seen one #CyberMonday deal worthwhile today. Brutal.",0,,,,,,,,besides some overpriced holiday candles i havent seen one cybermonday deal worthwhile today . brutal .
+1384,"Go on girl!! @USER :United_Kingdom: :United_Kingdom: so proud, can’t imagine what you’re feeling, well done x #Raducanu",0,,,,,,,,go on girl . user unitedkingdom unitedkingdom so proud cant imagine what youre feeling well done x raducanu
+3425,@USER Nah bruh you just drinking it upside down :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,I would have said this as an answer to a different question in order for it not to be sarcastic.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user nah bruh you just drinking it upside down facewithtearsofjoy
+1817,3 years in and my boyfriend can independently buy the right tampons. I could probably train a pigeon to tap dance next..,1,,,,,,,,3 years in and my boyfriend can independently buy the right tampons . i could probably train a pigeon to tap dance next .
+1304,"Oh brilliant, now I'm accidentally favouriting things oh thank you cursed phone",1,,,,,,,,oh brilliant now im accidentally favouriting things oh thank you cursed phone
+3373,talking about the capitol all day like i'm in the hunger games or something,0,,,,,,,,talking about the capitol all day like im in the hunger games or something
+1201,I don't think Republicans have any self awareness or any idea of how the world works.. Nice try though.,1,"""I really think that older Republicans are lacking in self-awareness in the modern-day. They had a complete misstep and just ended up bullying a teenager.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i dont think republicans have any self awareness or any idea of how the world works . nice try though .
+3618,Can't put into words how buzzing I am that #LineOfDuty is back,0,,,,,,,,cant put into words how buzzing i am that lineofduty is back
+3075,pcc is cheugy,0,,,,,,,,pcc is cheugy
+3474,The #irony of taking a break from reading about #socialmedia to check my social media.,1,,,,,,,,the irony of taking a break from reading about socialmedia to check my social media .
+4784,"Thank you, strange vet husband at the bar, for reminding me that I will be in debt until I die. #not #studentloans",1,,,,,,,,thank you strange vet husband at the bar for reminding me that i will be in debt until i die . not studentloans
+4485,I can't wait until I am making money again this summer and can buy Harley tons of presents always,0,,,,,,,,i cant wait until i am making money again this summer and can buy harley tons of presents always
+4211,"@USER @USER If you say grâce like ""gra"", you actually end up saying coup de gras which means blow/stroke/hit of fat",0,,,,,,,,user user if you say grâce like gra you actually end up saying coup de gras which means blowstrokehit of fat
+770,"@USER getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly, we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user getting power from wind is so outdated and unsightly we should be siphoning it directly from the sun by now . sarcasm
+2061,why is it so hard to find tshirts with cool wizards on them,0,,,,,,,,why is it so hard to find tshirts with cool wizards on them
+866,Need about 54 hours of sleep,1,,,,,,,,need about 54 hours of sleep
+451,update my gran called me an emo and walked out,0,,,,,,,,update my gran called me an emo and walked out
+1622,Don't let people walk all over you. Or breathe on you. Either one.,1,"I would say "" It's difficult but do your best to not let people walk all over you. Or breathe on you.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dont let people walk all over you . or breathe on you . either one .
+1359,#phillhughes #63 #not #out we will miss u always respect for u HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,phillhughes 63 not out we will miss u always respect for u httpurl
+1387,I’m confused how Toys R Us always has their lights on still. Is this the real reason they couldn’t afford to stay in business? Not knowing when to turn out the lights. :face_with_monocle: I��m just saying running those lights months later can’t be cheap. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,im confused how toys r us always has their lights on still . is this the real reason they couldnt afford to stay in business . not knowing when to turn out the lights . facewithmonocle im just saying running those lights months later cant be cheap . httpurl
+3697,"What a lovely morning, #Delhi government bans #Uber - looks like rape will stop in Delhi now #not #aretheyserious",1,,,,,,,,what a lovely morning delhi government bans uber looks like rape will stop in delhi now not aretheyserious
+910,".Thanks to Kanye, McCartney will finally get that big break he's been waiting for. No more dumpster diving for him. #Sarcasm #caring",1,,,,,,,,. thanks to kanye mccartney will finally get that big break hes been waiting for . no more dumpster diving for him . sarcasm caring
+21,What a panel! There's still time to sign up if your interested in all things user experience and people-focused design. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,what a panel . theres still time to sign up if your interested in all things user experience and peoplefocused design . httpurl
+4006,"@USER Autoincorrect strikes again. ""..than it's worth."" #irony",1,,,,,,,,user autoincorrect strikes again . . than its worth . irony
+2564,"#Glastonbury @USER not sure about ES-talented, but could be listening to one of his albums, plenty of backing track action going on.",1,,,,,,,,glastonbury user not sure about estalented but could be listening to one of his albums plenty of backing track action going on .
+2234,"@USER Arizona Coyotes forge deal with BMW HTTPURL But, relocation!! #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user arizona coyotes forge deal with bmw httpurl but relocation . sarcasm
+1576,Ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race #irony,1,,,,,,,,ppl make blanket statements about a whole race as a defense that they are sick of hearing about race irony
+2475,i hate being one of the boys bc one of them just sent me a picture of his poop:smiling_face_with_tear:,0,,,,,,,,i hate being one of the boys bc one of them just sent me a picture of his poopsmilingfacewithtear
+3347,"went to the bathroom at about 5am yesterday, mouse ran out from inside the closet, pee on my pants, pee on the floor, mouse gone",0,,,,,,,,went to the bathroom at about 5am yesterday mouse ran out from inside the closet pee on my pants pee on the floor mouse gone
+1478,Just walked into the girl’s bathroom and there was blood all over the floor :sparkles::sparkles::sparkles: I love college,1,,,,,,,,just walked into the girls bathroom and there was blood all over the floor sparklessparklessparkles i love college
+1770,WE HIT 6 LIKES! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! HTTPURL @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,we hit 6 likes . you guys are amazing . httpurl user user user user user user user user user user user user
+1524,@USER how do you think you did on the midterm? $playful$,1,,,,,,,,user how do you think you did on the midterm . playful
+2701,Wow great album from Kanye. v John Cage 4’43 vibes x,1,Kanye needs to actually release his album.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow great album from kanye . v john cage 443 vibes x
+2281,"Apparently my youth group thinks ""Are you kidding me?"" is my default expression--or ""nomal face."" #areyoukiddingme HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,apparently my youth group thinks are you kidding me . is my default expressionor nomal face . areyoukiddingme httpurl
+1672,Absolutely love being harassed by a group of twatty adolescents on a late night shop #Not,1,,,,,,,,absolutely love being harassed by a group of twatty adolescents on a late night shop not
+3994,someone made the executive decision to throw out all the leftovers in the fridge and I love not having lunch or dinner,1,,,,,,,,someone made the executive decision to throw out all the leftovers in the fridge and i love not having lunch or dinner
+4184,I wonder what Professor Iaukea has to say about the new Disney Princess..? :unamused_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,i wonder what professor iaukea has to say about the new disney princess . unamusedface not
+3494,going to be running on three hours of sleep at work tonight! so excited!!,1,i’m not ready to go to work after only getting three hours of sleep last night.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,going to be running on three hours of sleep at work tonight . so excited .
+2532,@ the hospital for a new allergy test.. Love it. #not,1,,,,,,,,the hospital for a new allergy test . love it . not
+1623,#irony!! RT @USER Of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony . rt user of all the places to get stuck in a traffic jam httpurl
+1872,"Sony Studio Bosses To Employees: Don't Worry, We'll Be Fine HTTPURL I know I'd feel better. #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,sony studio bosses to employees dont worry well be fine httpurl i know id feel better . sarcasm httpurl
+4252,Aw thanks mother nature. Merry Christmas to you too! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,aw thanks mother nature . merry christmas to you too . sarcasm
+2267,@USER Asalamoalekum.. :grinning_face_with_big_eyes: kesay mizaj ? Thank you so much. It was posted on 2nd December 2013. Already there. :smiling_face_with_halo:,0,,,,,,,,user asalamoalekum . grinningfacewithbigeyes kesay mizaj . thank you so much . it was posted on 2nd december 2013 . already there . smilingfacewithhalo
+1951,Love feeling like I've been lied to. #sarcasm #dontwanttobehere,1,,,,,,,,love feeling like ive been lied to . sarcasm dontwanttobehere
+4272,"If loose lips sink ships, then loose tweets sink fleets. #irony? (@ NASNI Theatre in Coronado, CA) HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,if loose lips sink ships then loose tweets sink fleets . irony . nasni theatre in coronado ca httpurl
+3757,Pediatric Grand Rounds on statin therapy and the dyslipidemia of obesity. Breakfast on offer is 2 grand platters of donuts. #irony,1,,,,,,,,pediatric grand rounds on statin therapy and the dyslipidemia of obesity . breakfast on offer is 2 grand platters of donuts . irony
+1156,What a horrible day :pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,what a horrible day pensiveface
+848,I hired a housekeeper..I didn’t want to but I’m feeling exhausted to where I’m running on fumes constantly.,0,,,,,,,,i hired a housekeeper . i didnt want to but im feeling exhausted to where im running on fumes constantly .
+807,Cut my finger making cheese on toast #lifegoals,1,,,,,,,,cut my finger making cheese on toast lifegoals
+1236,@USER clever you! #not,1,,,,,,,,user clever you . not
+1230,Look! It's a white Christmas after all! #Sarcasm #MinnesotaProblems HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,look . its a white christmas after all . sarcasm minnesotaproblems httpurl
+938,Does your pet have a middle name and what is it?,0,,,,,,,,does your pet have a middle name and what is it .
+2865,feeling so nostalgic today,0,,,,,,,,feeling so nostalgic today
+4662,Only 65 days until baby girl is due :grinning_face: but on the other hand SHIT ONLY 65 DAYS UNTIL SHES DUE!!,0,,,,,,,,only 65 days until baby girl is due grinningface but on the other hand shit only 65 days until shes due .
+3049,@USER my favourite day of the year !! #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user my favourite day of the year . not httpurl
+10,Hello indoor lung nice to see have to you back. #not :person_running::expressionless_face:,1,,,,,,,,hello indoor lung nice to see have to you back . not personrunningexpressionlessface
+604,@USER men are a joke so you're right :smiling_face_with_open_hands:,1,,,,,,,,user men are a joke so youre right smilingfacewithopenhands
+2745,"Sony got hacked again? Oh man, big surprise.. #sarcasm: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,sony got hacked again . oh man big surprise . sarcasm httpurl
+2637,Adulthood is basically just flirting your way to a cheaper oil change.,1,,,,,,,,adulthood is basically just flirting your way to a cheaper oil change .
+2358,"Rogers, that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when I receive an extra high phone bill! #not #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,rogers that smile just so accurately captures my reaction when i receive an extra high phone bill . not sarcasm httpurl
+4419,"@USER @USER He's right, not enough to warrant resubbing and at this point people are already talking about the next expansion because they're completely over this one.",0,,,,,,,,user user hes right not enough to warrant resubbing and at this point people are already talking about the next expansion because theyre completely over this one .
+2784,Love everything in my basket selling our before the sale was meant to start:unamused_face: @USER @USER,1,"'I hate everything in my basket selling out before the sale was meant to start""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love everything in my basket selling our before the sale was meant to startunamusedface user user
+3633,Oh how I love fainting randomly #not,1,,,,,,,,oh how i love fainting randomly not
+2512,$WISH from email newsletter today - 0.5bn customers..? Amazing if literally 'shoppers' and not repeated transactions etc. How we're doing 500M+ Shoppers 1M+ Merchants 200M+ Items 100+ Countries,0,,,,,,,,wish from email newsletter today 0 . 5bn customers . amazing if literally shoppers and not repeated transactions etc . how were doing 500m shoppers 1m merchants 200m items 100 countries
+2323,@USER @USER Portugese for a Tractor apparently. These graffiti 'artistes' are clearly multi-lingual. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user user portugese for a tractor apparently . these graffiti artistes are clearly multilingual . httpurl
+1477,hot take: the worse taylor swift song is false god don’t kill me pls it just sounds messy,0,,,,,,,,hot take the worse taylor swift song is false god dont kill me pls it just sounds messy
+3598,My coworkers play this fun game where they try to describe bars in la crosse & have me guess which one they’re talking about,1,My coworkers oddly ask me to name bars in La Crosse based on odd descriptions they give me.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my coworkers play this fun game where they try to describe bars in la crosse have me guess which one theyre talking about
+4919,Give the #FarmersProtests at least half the time you spend staring at menus before eating food coming from those very farmers #FarmersStandingFirm,0,,,,,,,,give the farmersprotests at least half the time you spend staring at menus before eating food coming from those very farmers farmersstandingfirm
+2464,At what height in the sky does the Chicago bean look like a normal sized bean,0,,,,,,,,at what height in the sky does the chicago bean look like a normal sized bean
+1261,Just straight-up surprise cried over the new #Xfinity #ET #holiday ad. #Thanksgiving,0,,,,,,,,just straightup surprise cried over the new xfinity et holiday ad . thanksgiving
+3582,@USER but it has to be fake!! Where are all the stars?? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user but it has to be fake . where are all the stars . sarcasm
+1660,Awesome rainy day at the track!! #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,awesome rainy day at the track . not httpurl
+3125,That's Milliband fucked then #TTOI,1,,,,,,,,thats milliband fucked then ttoi
+4465,@USER Think I may use that in my ads ! $smiley$ #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user think i may use that in my ads . smiley not
+2132,"Not me looking at a slightly off coloured patch of skin on my finger ALL day, then remembering at 7:35pm that it's a 13 ish year old straightener burn that I've had half of my life :woman_facepalming::upside-down_face:",0,,,,,,,,not me looking at a slightly off coloured patch of skin on my finger all day then remembering at 735pm that its a 13 ish year old straightener burn that ive had half of my life womanfacepalmingupsidedownface
+2581,ariana literally can’t make a bad song i said what i said,0,,,,,,,,ariana literally cant make a bad song i said what i said
+4166,@USER If only.. one very tired @USER student here!,0,,,,,,,,user if only . one very tired user student here .
+4868,Looking forward to seeing @USER this weekend,0,,,,,,,,looking forward to seeing user this weekend
+4007,I love the rain but gimme some thunder storms :smiling_face_with_horns:,0,,,,,,,,i love the rain but gimme some thunder storms smilingfacewithhorns
+913,i will fully support whoever the democratic nominee is. however. the “bernie bro’s” are some of the most stubborn democrats/progressives out there. seriously just get over yourself. stop bashing candidates who aren’t even in the race anymore.,0,,,,,,,,i will fully support whoever the democratic nominee is . however . the bernie bros are some of the most stubborn democratsprogressives out there . seriously just get over yourself . stop bashing candidates who arent even in the race anymore .
+1222,I guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after I've been feeding her a few times a day.||#Eating|#food|#Not |#WorkingOut,0,,,,,,,,i guess my cat also lost 3 pounds when she went to the vet after ive been feeding her a few times a day . eatingfoodnot workingout
+2381,S/O to the Bengals for sucking it up yesterday. Totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,so to the bengals for sucking it up yesterday . totally made it worth me staying up 24 hours yesterday and coming to work this am . not
+5094,"Do..or do not. There is no try. - #Yoda ""Do. Do not. Try. Try again. Repeat until you get it right."" - #JarrodDavis",0,,,,,,,,do . or do not . there is no try . yoda do . do not . try . try again . repeat until you get it right . jarroddavis
+633,my mom: oh i was friends with justin briner’s mom in high school and i kissed his gay dad,0,,,,,,,,my mom oh i was friends with justin briners mom in high school and i kissed his gay dad
+296,"@USER @USER @USER this is true, the Patriots, Packers, or Broncos could suddenly need a new coach #sarcasm #itshappening",1,,,,,,,,user user user this is true the patriots packers or broncos could suddenly need a new coach sarcasm itshappening
+5118,Morgan just asked me if I wanted to play a game with him on his Xbox. Usually I can't even look at it.,0,,,,,,,,morgan just asked me if i wanted to play a game with him on his xbox . usually i cant even look at it .
+312,"I feel devastated for the team and the die hard fans, Italy did not deserve that win, they were bullies #Euro2020Final #eng",0,,,,,,,,i feel devastated for the team and the die hard fans italy did not deserve that win they were bullies euro2020final eng
+3962,When you order books from the bookstore a week in advance and then you wait three weeks for ONE book and when you finally email them about it they reply and say they cancelled your order :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_hearts:,1,"I would take out “when,” and insert more displeased looking emojis at the end or maybe have none at all",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when you order books from the bookstore a week in advance and then you wait three weeks for one book and when you finally email them about it they reply and say they cancelled your order smilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearts
+3778,"@USER I love the way that the #white males are buffoons, while the #black woman is smart and always wins #culturalmarxism #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user i love the way that the white males are buffoons while the black woman is smart and always wins culturalmarxism sarcasm
+2513,"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and spiders.",1,,,,,,,,the only thing we have to fear is fear itself and spiders .
+5057,@USER Pierce had 34. What's wrong with 36?,0,,,,,,,,user pierce had 34 . whats wrong with 36 .
+4611,Christmas sucked. Didn't get the heelys I wanted so how am I supposed get these ladies to swoon.,0,,,,,,,,christmas sucked . didnt get the heelys i wanted so how am i supposed get these ladies to swoon .
+305,First official day of maternity leave and the sun is beaming! Let’s hope this is a sign of the summer to come :clapping_hands_medium-light_skin_tone::sun:,0,,,,,,,,first official day of maternity leave and the sun is beaming . lets hope this is a sign of the summer to come clappinghandsmediumlightskintonesun
+503,"Looked at about a dozen ‘indyref2’ tweets and now I wish I was dead, so I’m real excited about the rest of 2018",1,,,,,,,,looked at about a dozen indyref2 tweets and now i wish i was dead so im real excited about the rest of 2018
+2251,Bill and Melinda Gates foundation announces #billions to fund fight against #Corona :folded_hands_light_skin_tone: it comes ASAP HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bill and melinda gates foundation announces billions to fund fight against corona foldedhandslightskintone it comes asap httpurl
+2888,HTTPURL celebs takes drastic measures to look good.. #NOT #whoops #CelebrityLeakedPhotos HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,httpurl celebs takes drastic measures to look good . not whoops celebrityleakedphotos httpurl
+4710,@USER and yeah I set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay #not,1,,,,,,,,user and yeah i set it at 130 not 150 because overworking your rookie pitchers is totally okay not
+1203,"Just because I mostly write female characters does not mean my writing is autobiographical. That’s so tired. It’s entirely fiction. Unless the character is saying something funny or cool, then it’s straight from my lived experience.",0,,,,,,,,just because i mostly write female characters does not mean my writing is autobiographical . thats so tired . its entirely fiction . unless the character is saying something funny or cool then its straight from my lived experience .
+2928,@USER Wow! I can now afford that holiday I've always wanted! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user wow . i can now afford that holiday ive always wanted . sarcasm
+449,I wish Facebook would introduce a ‘rude’ option on its ‘like’ panel. I feel ‘wow’ doesn’t cover it. Maybe it could be a middle finger.,0,,,,,,,,i wish facebook would introduce a rude option on its like panel . i feel wow doesnt cover it . maybe it could be a middle finger .
+1747,Is Redknapp really giving advice on how to hit the perfect volley!,1,,,,,,,,is redknapp really giving advice on how to hit the perfect volley .
+1322,Both doors to my house were open for a bit today and neither cat used the chance to escape :pleading_face: I think they really love us,0,,,,,,,,both doors to my house were open for a bit today and neither cat used the chance to escape pleadingface i think they really love us
+1502,thunderstorms:smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,thunderstormssmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyes
+2820,i love siriusxm. siriusxm is my friend,1,I hate SiriusXM,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love siriusxm . siriusxm is my friend
+851,Pandora is an awesome website. right now listening to the Fiona Apple station. not a bad song on there.,0,,,,,,,,pandora is an awesome website . right now listening to the fiona apple station . not a bad song on there .
+870,Christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun!! #Not,1,,,,,,,,christmas shopping on 2hrs sleep is going to be fun . not
+2047,@USER @USER I don't think I've ever seen Love Actually all the way through. I tried once last year. I don't remember it.,0,,,,,,,,user user i dont think ive ever seen love actually all the way through . i tried once last year . i dont remember it .
+4191,"tiktok has a new girl saying, “time to go to bed, stop scrolling” & i decided i’ll listen to her but only because she didn’t scream at me",0,,,,,,,,tiktok has a new girl saying time to go to bed stop scrolling i decided ill listen to her but only because she didnt scream at me
+2873,@USER actually cropped out her daughter in this pic for a selfie :see-no-evil_monkey: #topmum #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user actually cropped out her daughter in this pic for a selfie seenoevilmonkey topmum not httpurl
+4874,#succes #it #is #not #about #what #we #see #if #we just #keep #hope #and #never #give #up #success #is.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,succes it is not about what we see if we just keep hope and never give up success is . httpurl
+4835,"There's a reason I don't tell my parents anything, cause I always get THE most positive responses #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,theres a reason i dont tell my parents anything cause i always get the most positive responses sarcasm
+2073,@USER @USER @USER How dare you accuse me of being a boomer.,0,,,,,,,,user user user how dare you accuse me of being a boomer .
+4458,@USER a kiss on the cheek next time is enough $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,user a kiss on the cheek next time is enough smiley
+2402,Haven't they ever heard of Uber? #LondonMarathon,1,,,,,,,,havent they ever heard of uber . londonmarathon
+3302,My mum seriously out here trying to convince me The Queen has gone part time,0,,,,,,,,my mum seriously out here trying to convince me the queen has gone part time
+2876,So it's okay if the Welsh need a nap?!?! #WALvENG,1,,,,,,,,so its okay if the welsh need a nap . walveng
+3643,What the fuck is this Twitter update,0,,,,,,,,what the fuck is this twitter update
+3872,Is sleeping medication like Ambien any better for you? RT @USER This is what alcohol does to your sleep HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,is sleeping medication like ambien any better for you . rt user this is what alcohol does to your sleep httpurl
+661,dogs and cats are happy animals. i pity anyone who cannot love upon these magical creatured because of allergies. only heathens dislike them. i cannot be a part of a friendship where the alternate person has even the slightest disinterest in them.,0,,,,,,,,dogs and cats are happy animals . i pity anyone who cannot love upon these magical creatured because of allergies . only heathens dislike them . i cannot be a part of a friendship where the alternate person has even the slightest disinterest in them .
+5020,Photo: #Say it loud say it #proud! #Nope #never! #Not a quitter and will never #be.. #always #winning even.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,photo say it loud say it proud . nope never . not a quitter and will never be . always winning even . httpurl
+1778,"Very proud to work for such an amazing trust, with such fab people @USER #BBCHospital :blue_heart:",0,,,,,,,,very proud to work for such an amazing trust with such fab people user bbchospital blueheart
+228,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Yeah just a coincidence that infection rates go up and down dependent on when students are in the area or not, also tallies in with the parties being attended by up to 3 times the amount of allowed attendees. Definitely not students :thinking_face::woman_facepalming_medium_skin_tone::face_with_rolling_eyes:",1,Yes there is a link and students are to blame for the rise in covid cases in our area.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user user user user user user user user user yeah just a coincidence that infection rates go up and down dependent on when students are in the area or not also tallies in with the parties being attended by up to 3 times the amount of allowed attendees . definitely not students thinkingfacewomanfacepalmingmediumskintonefacewithrollingeyes
+1834,.@USER Michael Bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the #GlobalWarming with his bodyguards. @USER #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user michael bloomberg will be wearing his speedo for the globalwarming with his bodyguards . user sarcasm
+4992,‘It’s only a game’ :woozy_face::woozy_face:,1,Look how important these clubs are to their fans!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its only a game woozyfacewoozyface
+354,"How is it that I’ve managed 3 months without milking a single cow, then the day before I leave I get roped into a 5am milking??",0,,,,,,,,how is it that ive managed 3 months without milking a single cow then the day before i leave i get roped into a 5am milking .
+1278,Being a drug addict is so cool HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,being a drug addict is so cool httpurl
+3378,"hit 100 follower on instagram, ive officially made it in life #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,hit 100 follower on instagram ive officially made it in life sarcasm
+3056,Old people don’t deserve rights,1,old people suck,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,old people dont deserve rights
+2370,@USER It is simply brilliant. It reels you in subtly! So so good.,0,,,,,,,,user it is simply brilliant . it reels you in subtly . so so good .
+2650,"@USER Joel Olstein, a man who hardly ever mentions Jesus in his sermons, is going to talk about the meaning of Christmas? #Irony",1,,,,,,,,user joel olstein a man who hardly ever mentions jesus in his sermons is going to talk about the meaning of christmas . irony
+2386,someone please explain to me how our queen @USER had time to create the masterpiece(!!) of #evermorealbum while soaking in folklore’s success AND re-recording 5 previous albums?!! she is too good to us :blue_heart::blue_heart:,0,,,,,,,,someone please explain to me how our queen user had time to create the masterpiece . of evermorealbum while soaking in folklores success and rerecording 5 previous albums . she is too good to us blueheartblueheart
+2222,"Dear #USPS, if it has this address, it comes here. No matter the name. If there's a mistake, we'll fix it. #ThanksForTheAnnoyingNote #Not",1,,,,,,,,dear usps if it has this address it comes here . no matter the name . if theres a mistake well fix it . thanksfortheannoyingnote not
+2417,I just went downstairs to get a drink and my mum comes into the kitchen to inform me that “if I tell her @USER is coming back once more she will not hesitate to disown me”. I guess maybe I’m a little excited? :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,i just went downstairs to get a drink and my mum comes into the kitchen to inform me that if i tell her user is coming back once more she will not hesitate to disown me . i guess maybe im a little excited . facewithtearsofjoy
+1605,Discussing the origins of twerking in class.. It all started with DJ Jubilee in NOLA #whoknew,0,,,,,,,,discussing the origins of twerking in class . it all started with dj jubilee in nola whoknew
+230,"Frenching is going well except for when I get caught out forgetting a word and all that comes to mind is Korean. Thanks Brain, that's real helpful.",1,,,,,,,,frenching is going well except for when i get caught out forgetting a word and all that comes to mind is korean . thanks brain thats real helpful .
+3779,"everyone gets all hyped about ancient debris, but where's my modern debris?",0,,,,,,,,everyone gets all hyped about ancient debris but wheres my modern debris .
+4314,I can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i can already tell today is going to be a wonderful day sarcasm
+4500,MTCHEWW,0,,,,,,,,mtcheww
+554,I love spending five hours a night doing homework! Please assign more teachers! #not,1,,,,,,,,i love spending five hours a night doing homework . please assign more teachers . not
+794,So excited for work #not,1,,,,,,,,so excited for work not
+3714,Sucks feeling like you’re bugging someone like hello do you want to be in my life or not,0,,,,,,,,sucks feeling like youre bugging someone like hello do you want to be in my life or not
+4585,Finals Week is draining my body so much that it's ruining my life in other places. Lovely.. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,finals week is draining my body so much that its ruining my life in other places . lovely . not
+4430,I just love being told that I wouldn't have gotten hired if my boss knew I was pregnant.. #ha #not,1,,,,,,,,i just love being told that i wouldnt have gotten hired if my boss knew i was pregnant . ha not
+4473,Leg snapped alike a twig and after I completed my front flip I screamed like a hungry newborn baby,0,,,,,,,,leg snapped alike a twig and after i completed my front flip i screamed like a hungry newborn baby
+1476,"Both kiddos have a cold I don't feel good and now I think my oldest is having stomach issues, oh what a fun night!",1,This isn't a fun night both my kiddos are sick.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,both kiddos have a cold i dont feel good and now i think my oldest is having stomach issues oh what a fun night .
+4634,Women getting hit on by married managers at @USER cracks me up #Irony #Hypocrites #practicewhatyoupreach,1,,,,,,,,women getting hit on by married managers at user cracks me up irony hypocrites practicewhatyoupreach
+1852,"Catch me in your local sizzler wearing acid wash jeans, my husband’s sweatshirt, and enjoying the Simpsons Halloween special on the TV.",0,,,,,,,,catch me in your local sizzler wearing acid wash jeans my husbands sweatshirt and enjoying the simpsons halloween special on the tv .
+4733,if i saw a capybara in person id probably throw up,0,,,,,,,,if i saw a capybara in person id probably throw up
+4030,Wish growing your hair was as quick as chopping it off,0,,,,,,,,wish growing your hair was as quick as chopping it off
+4162,"@USER and we know abt the ""goal"" that (never) crossed the line #irony #holierthanthou #henryisalegend",1,,,,,,,,user and we know abt the goal that never crossed the line irony holierthanthou henryisalegend
+892,"@USER @USER It did get yo lazy butt outta bed, didn't it now. Thanks for proving my point!",0,,,,,,,,user user it did get yo lazy butt outta bed didnt it now . thanks for proving my point .
+4222,"A whole 2% off for a single order, rejoice",1,2% off of single order is a basically useless coupon.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,a whole 2 off for a single order rejoice
+595,Great time for sim and I to have our weekly life update.. :first_quarter_moon_face::last_quarter_moon_face::koala: (closest thing to an owl) :zz::zz::zz::zz::zz::sleeping_face:,1,So late for Sim and I to have our weekly life update!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,great time for sim and i to have our weekly life update . firstquartermoonfacelastquartermoonfacekoala closest thing to an owl zzzzzzzzzzsleepingface
+1444,I hate when random people get in the hot tub with me #favthings #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i hate when random people get in the hot tub with me favthings not httpurl
+3819,Tell the liverpool players to get some beers and just sit on the grass for the full 90 mins. Let leeds score as many goals as they want. #NoToEuropeanSuperLeague,1,Tell them to leave the pitch.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,tell the liverpool players to get some beers and just sit on the grass for the full 90 mins . let leeds score as many goals as they want . notoeuropeansuperleague
+929,Twitter is dead. #ThanksFinals #NOT,1,,,,,,,,twitter is dead . thanksfinals not
+284,So this week is just getting better and better #sarcasm :loudly_crying_face:,1,,,,,,,,so this week is just getting better and better sarcasm loudlycryingface
+2345,Love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep. #not #thanks #splitshift,1,,,,,,,,love being called into work on my morning off after not even 6 hours of sleep . not thanks splitshift
+2408,@USER I think you are wonderful! I adore you! :bread::people_wrestling::roller_coaster::smiling_face_with_sunglasses:,0,,,,,,,,user i think you are wonderful . i adore you . breadpeoplewrestlingrollercoastersmilingfacewithsunglasses
+4659,"Tonight we have learned Di Matteo is a v good coach, Messi is human & Geoff Shreeves is heartless. Our opinion of John Terry stays unchanged",1,,,,,,,,tonight we have learned di matteo is a v good coach messi is human geoff shreeves is heartless . our opinion of john terry stays unchanged
+1193,"@USER NO, there 'only' are some Finnish #snipers, working with the fascists in Kyiv! Nice guys, #NOT!",1,,,,,,,,user no there only are some finnish snipers working with the fascists in kyiv . nice guys not .
+5101,It's 8:46 and I'm ready for bed.,0,,,,,,,,its 846 and im ready for bed .
+2320,@USER can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens? #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user can you please book one of these appointments for me and tell me what happens . irony httpurl
+889,@USER do all your driver's take a course on how to #tailgate!,1,,,,,,,,user do all your drivers take a course on how to tailgate .
+2779,"Also the only verb that I forgot was ""to forget"" #irony",1,,,,,,,,also the only verb that i forgot was to forget irony
+100,thrilled to announce that no one wants to touch the new phones we got at work! Or go to the training session! ignoring technology is good and helpful!,1,,,,,,,,thrilled to announce that no one wants to touch the new phones we got at work . or go to the training session . ignoring technology is good and helpful .
+3437,Every break I rediscover my love of reading for pleasure only for it to feel like a chore again when classes starts :sleepy_face:,0,,,,,,,,every break i rediscover my love of reading for pleasure only for it to feel like a chore again when classes starts sleepyface
+3005,@USER @USER @USER I love when the wilfully ignorant embraces hate and still think they hold a moral high ground |#irony,1,,,,,,,,user user user i love when the wilfully ignorant embraces hate and still think they hold a moral high ground irony
+575,"Gotta study and I'm like, who cares?! #NOT #perksofbeingasenior :thumbs_down:",1,,,,,,,,gotta study and im like who cares . not perksofbeingasenior thumbsdown
+4989,"#latergram with thegoldcoin. Classes done, research is not. #gradschool #basic #blessed #irony.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,latergram with thegoldcoin . classes done research is not . gradschool basic blessed irony . httpurl
+2217,"Where you our #ShamiWitness now? #sarcasm |""@USER The gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity #sydneysiege""",1,,,,,,,,where you our shamiwitness now . sarcasm user the gunman is also said to be monitoring social media activity sydneysiege
+4598,really glad my breakdown and intrusive thoughts telling me to move to Europe are happening mid-COVID,0,,,,,,,,really glad my breakdown and intrusive thoughts telling me to move to europe are happening midcovid
+61,Not to be dramatic but I would die for Josh Gordon.,1,,,,,,,,not to be dramatic but i would die for josh gordon .
+2085,when someone’s phone goes off in a quiet room an angel gets its wings,0,,,,,,,,when someones phone goes off in a quiet room an angel gets its wings
+4547,"Hey what do you know, one of the witnesses supporting Darren Wilson's story lied! And is racist! Mind blown! HTTPURL #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,hey what do you know one of the witnesses supporting darren wilsons story lied . and is racist . mind blown . httpurl sarcasm
+4413,UK PM making sure child abusers are brought to justice. I can assume people will be brought to justice #sarcasm #lies HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,uk pm making sure child abusers are brought to justice . i can assume people will be brought to justice sarcasm lies httpurl
+2405,"fisher: ""i thought you said aids"" me: ""yeah rachel really loves aids""",1,"honestly, there's not really a way I can think of being non-sarcastic, I was just being an asshole and teasing my friend who misheard my friend say eggs as aids. but I guess to be non-sarcastically I would've said ""no, she doesn't love aids""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,fisher i thought you said aids me yeah rachel really loves aids
+719,"@USER Unemployed and lazy that Messi guy :face_with_tears_of_joy: (I'm being sarcastic guys, I'm warning you lol)",1,How is someone so good still not with a team?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user unemployed and lazy that messi guy facewithtearsofjoy im being sarcastic guys im warning you lol
+542,America needs better sex and reproductive education!,0,,,,,,,,america needs better sex and reproductive education .
+2645,Great start to the day #not,1,,,,,,,,great start to the day not
+3224,@USER Hate it. Go back to the old format please.,0,,,,,,,,user hate it . go back to the old format please .
+4250,taking a social media cleanse deuces :victory_hand_medium-dark_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,taking a social media cleanse deuces victoryhandmediumdarkskintone
+1154,@USER I don't think. I know!,0,,,,,,,,user i dont think . i know .
+1162,It's gonna be a great day :grinning_face_with_big_eyes: #not,1,,,,,,,,its gonna be a great day grinningfacewithbigeyes not
+3287,"hello i woke up last night to myself grouping psychoactive drugs out loud in my sleep-i’m so ready for finals to be over, wow!",0,,,,,,,,hello i woke up last night to myself grouping psychoactive drugs out loud in my sleepim so ready for finals to be over wow .
+4470,"1st Tweet: The Central Division is far from over, @USER for a gold glove? Rios 3-4 tonight @USER",1,,,,,,,,1st tweet the central division is far from over user for a gold glove . rios 34 tonight user
+868,"Is anyone else reminded of ""The Ring"" by Breaking Amish?",1,,,,,,,,is anyone else reminded of the ring by breaking amish .
+111,#Snowden Sad to see intelligent Americans fall victim to the US propaganda machine in this case. So many lies set up to discredit by the US.,0,,,,,,,,snowden sad to see intelligent americans fall victim to the us propaganda machine in this case . so many lies set up to discredit by the us .
+3325,Sad because I’ve missed so much of Oxford the past year but happy cuz I just saw a squirrel carrying it’s baby whilst writing my essay by the river I love it HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sad because ive missed so much of oxford the past year but happy cuz i just saw a squirrel carrying its baby whilst writing my essay by the river i love it httpurl
+4018,Walk from Iowa to Nebraska only took 18 minutes! #jacks,1,,,,,,,,walk from iowa to nebraska only took 18 minutes . jacks
+4803,"@USER Hi! I have just received a photo of my dear parcel from China, amazing he is travelling around the world!! #irony",1,,,,,,,,user hi . i have just received a photo of my dear parcel from china amazing he is travelling around the world . irony
+85,@USER @USER Really?! Unbelievable! U mean he was a Thug & Criminal? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user really . unbelievable . u mean he was a thug criminal . sarcasm
+907,"Final at 7am, I'm ready #not",1,,,,,,,,final at 7am im ready not
+1392,the hurricane has been completely underwhelming,0,,,,,,,,the hurricane has been completely underwhelming
+1167,#JoanneWorldTour I've literally been refreshing twitter for 2 hours Oh. My. God.,0,,,,,,,,joanneworldtour ive literally been refreshing twitter for 2 hours oh . my . god .
+3354,"#HowNotToDoPtEngagement: when offering compensation, make it a surprise! Don’t let your #ptpartners know compensation will be offered until the end of your project/meeting. And make sure to ask everyone what amount they’d like while in the presence of other #pts!",1,,,,,,,,hownottodoptengagement when offering compensation make it a surprise . dont let your ptpartners know compensation will be offered until the end of your projectmeeting . and make sure to ask everyone what amount theyd like while in the presence of other pts .
+3482,"#Aussie #gunman #was #not #on terrorist #watch #list, PM #says: SYDNEY – The gunman who took 17 hostages in Sydney.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,aussie gunman was not on terrorist watch list pm says sydney the gunman who took 17 hostages in sydney . httpurl
+337,Tripped over my own feet three times in the hall #soclumsy,0,,,,,,,,tripped over my own feet three times in the hall soclumsy
+1580,@USER if @USER exclude BF3 maps from the poll.. I am going to RIOT!! I really want Seine Crossing back :loudly_crying_face: :loudly_crying_face:|I would pay for it!!,0,,,,,,,,user if user exclude bf3 maps from the poll . i am going to riot . i really want seine crossing back loudlycryingface loudlycryingfacei would pay for it .
+3741,Thankyou subway! @USER #TunaForTuna :orange_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,thankyou subway . user tunafortuna orangeheart httpurl
+2380,i have bags under my eyes because im tired of your bs:),1,I am tired of your crap.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i have bags under my eyes because im tired of your bs
+803,Please instagram all your xmas presents I'm dying to see them #not #nobodycares,1,,,,,,,,please instagram all your xmas presents im dying to see them not nobodycares
+3063,A big well done to the dick that pulled out on me this evening on the Fortwilliam roundabout #ShitDriver #WhatADick,1,,,,,,,,a big well done to the dick that pulled out on me this evening on the fortwilliam roundabout shitdriver whatadick
+704,Waiting for little one to fall asleep so o can sneak upstairs and get my hot water bottle. She's sitting up in bed practicing her nodding :see-no-evil_monkey:,0,,,,,,,,waiting for little one to fall asleep so o can sneak upstairs and get my hot water bottle . shes sitting up in bed practicing her nodding seenoevilmonkey
+4725,Zuckerberg says he wears a grey t-shirt everyday because he doesn't want to waste time on things that don't matter||He runs Facebook||#Irony,1,,,,,,,,zuckerberg says he wears a grey tshirt everyday because he doesnt want to waste time on things that dont matterhe runs facebookirony
+361,way to prove that women are more than just breasts & an ass.. #not :unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,way to prove that women are more than just breasts an ass . not unamusedface
+1151,@USER but if we all hold hands and sing Kumbaya they won't hate us! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user but if we all hold hands and sing kumbaya they wont hate us . sarcasm
+896,Love it when someone buys a £175 coffee machine in Paris with my debit card :confused_face:,1,Gutted that someone has used my card to buy a £175 coffee machine.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love it when someone buys a 175 coffee machine in paris with my debit card confusedface
+1844,Spilled milk onto my boob. Oh the #irony.,1,,,,,,,,spilled milk onto my boob . oh the irony .
+1947,We need an emoji for a neutral-faced eyebrow raise. :flushed_face: this one looks embarrassed. :anguished_face: this one looks distressed. What if we want to show moderate surprise or that our interest has been piqued but are still being measured in our expression of it?,0,,,,,,,,we need an emoji for a neutralfaced eyebrow raise . flushedface this one looks embarrassed . anguishedface this one looks distressed . what if we want to show moderate surprise or that our interest has been piqued but are still being measured in our expression of it .
+3242,i like starting conversations with “also” even though there was no proceeding sentence,0,,,,,,,,i like starting conversations with also even though there was no proceeding sentence
+4815,I worked hard to get to where I am in life so it offends me when someone tries to knock my hustle when they don’t know shit about what I got going !,0,,,,,,,,i worked hard to get to where i am in life so it offends me when someone tries to knock my hustle when they dont know shit about what i got going .
+989,@USER don't know how#Monsanto # among 100 most sustainable Cos in the world#not sure all parameters are measured#net positive?,0,,,,,,,,user dont know howmonsanto among 100 most sustainable cos in the worldnot sure all parameters are measurednet positive .
+775,@USER @USER Too Sad..#NOT LOCAL NOW!,1,,,,,,,,user user too sad . not local now .
+3854,Matt Hancock is a top shagger,1,Matt Hancock is a wanker,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,matt hancock is a top shagger
+65,@USER So..I should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me? #sarcasm #boohackers,1,,,,,,,,user so . i should click on the link in your private message to see the nasty rumor going around about me . sarcasm boohackers
+4379,@USER @USER They r no less than the BCCI and Arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user they r no less than the bcci and arnab keeps bashing them on the news hour irony
+3244,BBC News - Andrea Levy: Small Island and Long Song author dies aged 62 HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bbc news andrea levy small island and long song author dies aged 62 httpurl
+4333,Saying No to Them is the first way you say yes to yourself. #irony,1,,,,,,,,saying no to them is the first way you say yes to yourself . irony
+1140,"If I carried on the way half the men do on here, I'd be getting called a crank (amongst other things) and be asked if I had #PMT.. #Irony:nail_polish:",1,,,,,,,,if i carried on the way half the men do on here id be getting called a crank amongst other things and be asked if i had pmt . ironynailpolish
+3315,"Accidentally breaking your own computer when your tech support! Haha , talk about employee of the month #Not #techSupport :laptop::floppy_disk::water_pistol:",1,,,,,,,,accidentally breaking your own computer when your tech support . haha talk about employee of the month not techsupport laptopfloppydiskwaterpistol
+4875,Reminding myself that things take time & I’m not stagnant. I’ve been doing the best that I can with what I have and that’s all that matters! Small steps,0,,,,,,,,reminding myself that things take time im not stagnant . ive been doing the best that i can with what i have and thats all that matters . small steps
+3357,just exactly how I wanted to start my day!! #not #shitty,1,,,,,,,,just exactly how i wanted to start my day . not shitty
+1739,Well here comes another 6+ page paper. #ilovecollege #not,1,,,,,,,,well here comes another 6 page paper . ilovecollege not
+3011,so good man HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,so good man httpurl
+3152,Sysdig Cloud - The Fascinating World of Linux System Calls < reminds me of my Solaris dtrace days in early 200's HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sysdig cloud the fascinating world of linux system calls reminds me of my solaris dtrace days in early 200s httpurl
+2553,Just walked past a girl wearing a yellow t-shirt that says 'Danny DeVito' on it. Now I can't think of anything else.,0,,,,,,,,just walked past a girl wearing a yellow tshirt that says danny devito on it . now i cant think of anything else .
+4986,Good thing y days not ruined.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,good thing y days not ruined . sarcasm
+717,@USER sounds like the LA end of days! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user sounds like the la end of days . sarcasm
+3810,Don't forget to join @USER for #Steak Night tonight starting at 4pm! #nyc #food #foodie,0,,,,,,,,dont forget to join user for steak night tonight starting at 4pm . nyc food foodie
+4522,"Proper sound being taller than every toilet cubicle in America, promise I’m no a peeping Tom xx",1,,,,,,,,proper sound being taller than every toilet cubicle in america promise im no a peeping tom xx
+1788,I feel like I have Twitter friends with opinions on this - what are the must do/eat/see/drink spots in Des Moines? Please share.,0,,,,,,,,i feel like i have twitter friends with opinions on this what are the must doeatseedrink spots in des moines . please share .
+385,@USER Suspect there’s still room for you in the ground,1,There's still plenty of space at the ground,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,user suspect theres still room for you in the ground
+1356,Customers during Christmas time are SO NICE. #not,1,,,,,,,,customers during christmas time are so nice . not
+3053,"@USER yeah. So as you can see, I have great success with the ladies! And I'm totally excited for having sex some more! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user yeah . so as you can see i have great success with the ladies . and im totally excited for having sex some more . sarcasm
+1690,"@USER why does Alexa UK not get improvements like Guard, Adaptive Volume, Male voice? Should we pay less for the devices than the US equivalent?",1,I wouldn't put it in a question and instead would state we should not pay the same as another country if the service is subpar.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user why does alexa uk not get improvements like guard adaptive volume male voice . should we pay less for the devices than the us equivalent .
+4647,It's too early to be awake! :confounded_face:,0,,,,,,,,its too early to be awake . confoundedface
+3196,@USER . @USER awk moment when I tweeted first #fakefan !! #not,1,,,,,,,,user . user awk moment when i tweeted first fakefan . not
+1415,"No reply day! I mean, week!|#Happiness #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,no reply day . i mean week . happiness sarcasm
+2441,Saw two black cats within 30 minutes of each other yesterday and today is Friday the 13th. Sweet,1,,,,,,,,saw two black cats within 30 minutes of each other yesterday and today is friday the 13th . sweet
+2208,"First final of the day done, only three more to go. #greatscheduling #sarcasm #incaseyoucanttell",1,,,,,,,,first final of the day done only three more to go . greatscheduling sarcasm incaseyoucanttell
+4979,An answer to the one who criticize #feminism HTTPURL #Uglygirlsclub #sarcasm #fourthwave,1,,,,,,,,an answer to the one who criticize feminism httpurl uglygirlsclub sarcasm fourthwave
+4332,"managing to fall flat on my face up the library stairs, has just made it to the top of my list of proudest student moments #not",1,,,,,,,,managing to fall flat on my face up the library stairs has just made it to the top of my list of proudest student moments not
+2324,"HaHaHaHa!! #hypocrisy #Irony ""MT @USER Katie Hopkins calls Russell Brand a bully..: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,hahahaha . hypocrisy irony mt user katie hopkins calls russell brand a bully . httpurl
+355,every time someone asks me about getting a piercing i tell them to do it. cant be unprofessional if everyone has one $love$,0,,,,,,,,every time someone asks me about getting a piercing i tell them to do it . cant be unprofessional if everyone has one love
+4069,@USER haha I'm going to have fun with it next year. #not,1,,,,,,,,user haha im going to have fun with it next year . not
+985,Because infidelities make everything right.,1,,,,,,,,because infidelities make everything right .
+1560,Fuse blown in the media room! Too much hallway vacuuming. Chaos about to break loose. #CanCup #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,fuse blown in the media room . too much hallway vacuuming . chaos about to break loose . cancup sarcasm
+2748,Keep Watching the Skies! UK will be able to see the Space Station and SpaceX rocket this evening 9.30-9.50! Perfect half term timing. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,keep watching the skies . uk will be able to see the space station and spacex rocket this evening 9 . 309 . 50 . perfect half term timing . httpurl
+2218,Do the #Hokies really have to play 5 against 6 tonight? Come on stripes,1,Why is the ref helping the other team?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,do the hokies really have to play 5 against 6 tonight . come on stripes
+2049,this semester gon have to finish itself :face_with_tears_of_joy: im so drainedd,0,,,,,,,,this semester gon have to finish itself facewithtearsofjoy im so drainedd
+3986,Haha who the fuck says that to someone#TrueGentlemen #NOT,1,,,,,,,,haha who the fuck says that to someonetruegentlemen not
+7,the absolute shiver down my spine i get when i hear sweet caroline,0,,,,,,,,the absolute shiver down my spine i get when i hear sweet caroline
+233,I am 100% sure that the cereal box I just decorated is an accurate representation of how well I know the book. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i am 100 sure that the cereal box i just decorated is an accurate representation of how well i know the book . sarcasm
+571,@USER Because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment! #sarcasm @USER @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,user because we all know that a house is a hermetically sealed environment . sarcasm user user user
+2371,I was only in Taylor Swift’s top 0.10% of listeners on Spotify but last year but yeah totally sound that Swiftogeddan in Glasgow is sold out,1,I am not happy that I didn't get tickets to the Swiftogeddan event when I should be there instead of most people who bought tickets.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i was only in taylor swifts top 0 . 10 of listeners on spotify but last year but yeah totally sound that swiftogeddan in glasgow is sold out
+3888,I'm glad H & M has employed enough staff today. #sarcasm #nohelp #terrible,1,,,,,,,,im glad h m has employed enough staff today . sarcasm nohelp terrible
+1487,I'm a little late but the Hamilton soundtrack is actually life-changing,0,,,,,,,,im a little late but the hamilton soundtrack is actually lifechanging
+3282,"""Jesus and Adam are twins"" #btty39",1,,,,,,,,jesus and adam are twins btty39
+3367,Cramming 200+ psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isn't effective #irony,1,,,,,,,,cramming 200 psych pages into my brain even though we learnt that cramming isnt effective irony
+2948,@USER what time is the UFC press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user what time is the ufc press conference tomorrow with names of numerous fighters getting cut sarcasm
+3686,@USER @USER Fucking hell is it??,1,,,,,,,,user user fucking hell is it .
+3010,"Pissed off at @USER and just want out of my contract, but I'm sure that would just be way too easy, ugh $sad$",1,It would be nice if T-Mobile could assist me in getting out of my contract,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,pissed off at user and just want out of my contract but im sure that would just be way too easy ugh sad
+3709,Me: So yall forced me to call in to keep my price the same? BH: *silence* Me: *where is google fiber* #ilovebrighthouse #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,me so yall forced me to call in to keep my price the same . bh silence me where is google fiber ilovebrighthouse sarcasm
+5098,#Patriots #report #card: #Grades #not #half bad: Tom Brady throws under pressure in the 2nd quarter during Sundays HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,patriots report card grades not half bad tom brady throws under pressure in the 2nd quarter during sundays httpurl
+1020,i’m jealous of people that look good in their passport photos,0,,,,,,,,im jealous of people that look good in their passport photos
+4048,"i need to start going to bed earlier..smh, goodnight everyone, or should i say goodmorning haha #morning #not.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i need to start going to bed earlier . smh goodnight everyone or should i say goodmorning haha morning not . httpurl
+1146,Sipping a chicken Cuppa soup and watching #Jezza how exciting #Not,1,,,,,,,,sipping a chicken cuppa soup and watching jezza how exciting not
+281,Funny your the broken one now Im the only one who needed saving.|#irony,1,,,,,,,,funny your the broken one now im the only one who needed saving . irony
+763,"Great, I've got a lung infection. This is fun. :/ |#sarcasm #notfun #miserable",1,,,,,,,,great ive got a lung infection . this is fun . sarcasm notfun miserable
+2616,we love getting over relationships that will never happen and then dreaming about it and being obsessed again,1,,,,,,,,we love getting over relationships that will never happen and then dreaming about it and being obsessed again
+826,#Fears #for #female #Saudi #activist as #detention for #driving a #car is #extended HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,fears for female saudi activist as detention for driving a car is extended httpurl via user
+2332,Want another piercing :eyes:,0,,,,,,,,want another piercing eyes
+2721,Feeling unnerved? Time to call in the reserves! Because nothing spells out fun like 2-1-1. #steelreservesaturdays #211,1,,,,,,,,feeling unnerved . time to call in the reserves . because nothing spells out fun like 211 . steelreservesaturdays 211
+4537,my essay was so bad that my prof is giving me a fucking extension and i didn’t even ask for it GOD,0,,,,,,,,my essay was so bad that my prof is giving me a fucking extension and i didnt even ask for it god
+3289,Yeah so I'm on a diet:pizza: #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,yeah so im on a dietpizza not httpurl
+2148,Great effort @USER We'll get em all next year,0,,,,,,,,great effort user well get em all next year
+3593,whomst'd've else likes criticizing socialism using countries with a 70% private economy,1,,,,,,,,whomstdve else likes criticizing socialism using countries with a 70 private economy
+4503,Hahahhaha that really made me jelouse #not,1,,,,,,,,hahahhaha that really made me jelouse not
+1993,2021 is for your washer and dryer just becoming one appliance,0,,,,,,,,2021 is for your washer and dryer just becoming one appliance
+3780,"@USER @USER You’re right, it’s all one big conspiracy. You should boycott the NHS too, they’re in on it as well",1,If you truly really believe there is a conspiracy you should boycott the NHS too,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user youre right its all one big conspiracy . you should boycott the nhs too theyre in on it as well
+1825,"just got an A in my actuarial mathematics course, if that doesnt prove the power of manifestation idk what will",0,,,,,,,,just got an a in my actuarial mathematics course if that doesnt prove the power of manifestation idk what will
+2945,I just want @USER to tell me his vision for me.,0,,,,,,,,i just want user to tell me his vision for me .
+564,Illinois just made it illegal to film cops? I guess that's a step in the right direction. #not #wtf,1,,,,,,,,illinois just made it illegal to film cops . i guess thats a step in the right direction . not wtf
+881,"HTTPURL #king810 @USER ""Eyes"" I have never felt like this You and I were meant to be Don't go away I'll go to my grave about this Cause you had me believing till our final days And right now I wanna die When you put me in the ground go deep, deep, deep",0,,,,,,,,httpurl king810 user eyes i have never felt like this you and i were meant to be dont go away ill go to my grave about this cause you had me believing till our final days and right now i wanna die when you put me in the ground go deep deep deep
+4002,Babysitting is what I like to do on a Saturday :unamused_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,babysitting is what i like to do on a saturday unamusedface not
+816,Please showcase Hanahs story. The dog who was ripped form her mothers arms in the Joplin tornado. Let's bring her HOME!@USER,0,,,,,,,,please showcase hanahs story . the dog who was ripped form her mothers arms in the joplin tornado . lets bring her home . user
+135,"She heard Him cry and His little fingers & toes were counted and Mary exclaimed ""He's PERFECT!"" Oh Mary, you so cray cray. #irony",1,,,,,,,,she heard him cry and his little fingers toes were counted and mary exclaimed hes perfect . oh mary you so cray cray . irony
+3296,"#irony ""@USER Few politicians get importance of Patient Dignity & right to die HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,irony user few politicians get importance of patient dignity right to die httpurl
+1677,seonghwa is still one of the most gorgeous men ive ever seen,0,,,,,,,,seonghwa is still one of the most gorgeous men ive ever seen
+175,"@USER You ARE pretty so I better play your ""free"" #SkinnerBox game. I'm sure it won't ask for my money after a few levels. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user you are pretty so i better play your free skinnerbox game . im sure it wont ask for my money after a few levels . sarcasm
+2339,@USER If only he had a press Corp in the house..oh wait! Shut up Jr! Time to get fitted for those lovely orange jumpsuits! If you can't be orange anymore at least you can wear it!!,1,I would point out that how can a President be censored if he has his own press Corp right there in the White House,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user if only he had a press corp in the house . oh wait . shut up jr . time to get fitted for those lovely orange jumpsuits . if you cant be orange anymore at least you can wear it .
+2430,The key thing to remember here is these boys are someone's loved one. They did their best. Lets leave the hate. Racism isn't the answer either. #eurofinal #Euro2021,0,,,,,,,,the key thing to remember here is these boys are someones loved one . they did their best . lets leave the hate . racism isnt the answer either . eurofinal euro2021
+4840,Congrats to the Sr boys basketball team on a fantastic season! Tough loss today against a good squad! We're proud of you! #sjabasketball,1,,,,,,,,congrats to the sr boys basketball team on a fantastic season . tough loss today against a good squad . were proud of you . sjabasketball
+824,@USER Those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development #irony,1,,,,,,,,user those who failed to develop hair on their bald hear are talking abr development irony
+1861,"Now that i can seem to afford good things, material things in life..its the simple things that i need and really want..#irony of my life",1,,,,,,,,now that i can seem to afford good things material things in life . its the simple things that i need and really want . irony of my life
+1132,#LoveIsland been back for one night and I'm already hooked as fuck!! The twins licking their teeth though.. stop that.,0,,,,,,,,loveisland been back for one night and im already hooked as fuck . the twins licking their teeth though . stop that .
+1867,Head so hurty. I blame @USER and @USER I'm so straight laced usually..,1,,,,,,,,head so hurty . i blame user and user im so straight laced usually .
+3924,It is so nice knowing you have everyone's back and yet no one has mine. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,it is so nice knowing you have everyones back and yet no one has mine . sarcasm
+1023,"I made a thing. My first attempt at mixed media, steampunk style as a gift to @USER 14 years of not killing each other. I'm kind of happy with this one. #anniversary #happy #mixedmedia #steampunk #myart HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,i made a thing . my first attempt at mixed media steampunk style as a gift to user 14 years of not killing each other . im kind of happy with this one . anniversary happy mixedmedia steampunk myart httpurl
+4704,I now have ZERO resect for DeMarcus Cousins.,0,,,,,,,,i now have zero resect for demarcus cousins .
+391,"@USER but Russell is a good christian fella, he wouldn't do that. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user but russell is a good christian fella he wouldnt do that . sarcasm
+3440,Well it’s been a week and a half since I was in close contact with someone with Covid. I have to assume the jabs are doing their job!,0,,,,,,,,well its been a week and a half since i was in close contact with someone with covid . i have to assume the jabs are doing their job .
+1698,"@USER yep, that's what they say.|#irony",1,,,,,,,,user yep thats what they say . irony
+1041,Pretty much the real deal #not #thanksmom HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,pretty much the real deal not thanksmom httpurl
+4523,@USER I could throw a running vibrator on my keyboard and compose more legible messages than some of the drivel I've seen from you.,1,,,,,,,,user i could throw a running vibrator on my keyboard and compose more legible messages than some of the drivel ive seen from you .
+4909,More #irony in winning a sweet hamper at a Christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth!,1,,,,,,,,more irony in winning a sweet hamper at a christmas fete the day after a jellybean damaged a tooth .
+4402,I didn't know the story of Noah had transformers in it. Man the modern biblical tale killss it. #not #whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor,1,,,,,,,,i didnt know the story of noah had transformers in it . man the modern biblical tale killss it . not whatarethelivingrockpeoplefor
+1764,does ur dad hate you for no reason or are you normal?,1,I feel like my dad hates me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,does ur dad hate you for no reason or are you normal .
+901,tramp shit #youoweme #follow #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,tramp shit youoweme follow not httpurl
+4855,tough day in sun #kitsch#funny @ Costa Teguise Lanzarote HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,tough day in sun kitschfunny costa teguise lanzarote httpurl
+3774,Who needs sleep anyway,1,,,,,,,,who needs sleep anyway
+3824,I love when @USER charges a fee you were told would be waived TWICE :thinking_face:,1,,,,,,,,i love when user charges a fee you were told would be waived twice thinkingface
+304,@USER @USER I love how JoJo has kept it classy..#irony,1,,,,,,,,user user i love how jojo has kept it classy . irony
+3786,@USER oh so someone got in trouble for making fun of the people who behead innocent people..nice #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user oh so someone got in trouble for making fun of the people who behead innocent people . nice sarcasm
+2920,@USER will you be getting more stock of the older school trousers in? Been trying for weeks now to get age 15-16 with no luck.,0,,,,,,,,user will you be getting more stock of the older school trousers in . been trying for weeks now to get age 1516 with no luck .
+1815,My cat eye glasses came in the mail today so I'm officially ready to start librarian school.,0,,,,,,,,my cat eye glasses came in the mail today so im officially ready to start librarian school .
+1574,@USER @USER Does Switzerland have a common language now? :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,user user does switzerland have a common language now . facewithrollingeyes
+1466,I can’t wait to hear more about the life of an upper middle class East Asian American whose only personality trait is drinking boba tea HTTPURL,1,"""I am tired of hearing stories about upper-middle-class East Asians who are one-dimensional caricatures of Asian American culture. Let's hear more from underrepresented groups or get more realistic stories"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i cant wait to hear more about the life of an upper middle class east asian american whose only personality trait is drinking boba tea httpurl
+2925,Writing an article on mood enhancing foods. Telling people what to eat to be happy #irony,1,,,,,,,,writing an article on mood enhancing foods . telling people what to eat to be happy irony
+267,"Hey, @USER DenialCSGO decided that they want to replace @USER and I'm their new player. #NAShuffle Nobody is safe. #CSGO #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,hey user denialcsgo decided that they want to replace user and im their new player . nashuffle nobody is safe . csgo sarcasm
+2276,Happy happy happy HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,happy happy happy httpurl
+2547,"Welcome to metro RT @USER ""Thanks to Seattle Prep for finally removing their starters up 34 with 3:30 left. #sarcasm""",1,,,,,,,,welcome to metro rt user thanks to seattle prep for finally removing their starters up 34 with 330 left . sarcasm
+4262,aw i had a dream i bought a big book of words and their meanings and now i’m awake and sad (also in the dream i was wondering around the most magical library/bookstore/gift shop??),0,,,,,,,,aw i had a dream i bought a big book of words and their meanings and now im awake and sad also in the dream i was wondering around the most magical librarybookstoregift shop .
+4757,I picked a fantastic day to forget my rain jacket,1,,,,,,,,i picked a fantastic day to forget my rain jacket
+728,"Don't know about y'all but, I'm super excited to get out there clean off my car, shovel and deal with fools on the road. Oh yeah. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,dont know about yall but im super excited to get out there clean off my car shovel and deal with fools on the road . oh yeah . sarcasm
+4540,I literally have plans every night my entire vacation.,0,,,,,,,,i literally have plans every night my entire vacation .
+4028,"Still, #Mayweather or #Mcgregor ? PLACE YOUR BETS :game_die::collision:… HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,still mayweather or mcgregor . place your bets gamediecollision httpurl
+4650,Bingo is the biggest fix going,1,,,,,,,,bingo is the biggest fix going
+2078,"me, in the very begining stages of creating one (1) piece of merch: yeah what cons are coming up near nyc i should def table",1,,,,,,,,me in the very begining stages of creating one 1 piece of merch yeah what cons are coming up near nyc i should def table
+471,"FC Barcelona has between 60 and 70 million Euro to spend in the winter market and the priority is to sign Dani Olmo, per TV3",0,,,,,,,,fc barcelona has between 60 and 70 million euro to spend in the winter market and the priority is to sign dani olmo per tv3
+1879,"Oh great, @USER has pop up ads now. Just what I want when trying to quickly access account info. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,oh great user has pop up ads now . just what i want when trying to quickly access account info . sarcasm
+4643,my washer and dryer be hitting the VOCALS for no absolute reason,0,,,,,,,,my washer and dryer be hitting the vocals for no absolute reason
+1816,@USER @USER I can sign you in as my guest..,0,,,,,,,,user user i can sign you in as my guest .
+3952,Oh how I missed middle school drama :~) #not,1,,,,,,,,oh how i missed middle school drama not
+1514,I can hear my mum bitching about me from the kitchen I love my liife,1,,,,,,,,i can hear my mum bitching about me from the kitchen i love my liife
+3818,very exited to be fully vaxxed tmrw not very excited to be sore :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,very exited to be fully vaxxed tmrw not very excited to be sore facewithtearsofjoy
+246,80% of #LittleHouseonthePrairie episodes involve Laura befriending weird old men.,0,,,,,,,,80 of littlehouseontheprairie episodes involve laura befriending weird old men .
+145,"I’m terrible at taking sick days from work, so this morning Taylor goes, “think about the kitties, hot chocolate, and Criminal Minds on the couch!” And I’m staying home :face_with_tears_of_joy:",0,,,,,,,,im terrible at taking sick days from work so this morning taylor goes think about the kitties hot chocolate and criminal minds on the couch . and im staying home facewithtearsofjoy
+4394,i expected there to be much more spaghetti at this point in my life,0,,,,,,,,i expected there to be much more spaghetti at this point in my life
+379,at softball practice tonight one of my girls accidentally stuck her foot into a GROUND HORNETS NEST and those hornets SWARMED like in the hunger games. y’all I can’t catch a break with this team :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,at softball practice tonight one of my girls accidentally stuck her foot into a ground hornets nest and those hornets swarmed like in the hunger games . yall i cant catch a break with this team facewithtearsofjoy
+1498,I love waking up at 8 am on a Saturday morning after going to bed at midnight #not,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up at 8 am on a saturday morning after going to bed at midnight not
+4032,@USER now that's just mean. #sarcasm #sorrynotsorry,1,,,,,,,,user now thats just mean . sarcasm sorrynotsorry
+3167,can some1 do my geometry hw,0,,,,,,,,can some1 do my geometry hw
+4130,"Sometimes I lay in bed and think of all the ppl on tik tok who shaved their heads to go viral and didn’t and now are just bald, no clout. Wish I knew who they were so I could throw em a like :crying_face:",0,,,,,,,,sometimes i lay in bed and think of all the ppl on tik tok who shaved their heads to go viral and didnt and now are just bald no clout . wish i knew who they were so i could throw em a like cryingface
+2585,"Having Covid is the weirdest feeling, the symptoms are constantly changing!",0,,,,,,,,having covid is the weirdest feeling the symptoms are constantly changing .
+591,wish i could ctrl + f my bedroom,0,,,,,,,,wish i could ctrl f my bedroom
+2065,SEC crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game. #Not. How do you miss that terrible block in the back?,1,,,,,,,,sec crew doing some quality officiating in the penn state game . not . how do you miss that terrible block in the back .
+488,..what a great start to my day #not,1,,,,,,,,. what a great start to my day not
+685,@USER But how can we possibly deal with a human experience we haven't first relentlessly quantified??,1,"Our field shouldn't try to force human experience into quantifiable models, but it pretty consistently does.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user but how can we possibly deal with a human experience we havent first relentlessly quantified .
+3874,#sup#twitter#sorry#i#not#talking#alot#so#i#thort#i#sould#just#say#hi,0,,,,,,,,suptwittersorryinottalkingalotsoithortisouldjustsayhi
+3207,"The late Howie Carr wd be amused to see Granny Warren putting the wood to a ""bow-tied bum kisser"" #irony",1,,,,,,,,the late howie carr wd be amused to see granny warren putting the wood to a bowtied bum kisser irony
+3341,you ever sneeze and are like I am absolutely sneezing for my life right now,0,,,,,,,,you ever sneeze and are like i am absolutely sneezing for my life right now
+1029,So kind of occ health to book my tb skin test on my day off uni. I am thrilled #not,1,,,,,,,,so kind of occ health to book my tb skin test on my day off uni . i am thrilled not
+1233,"Tonight @ dinner I sat by & chatted w/ the former chancellor of Ole Miss, a former Miss MS, & the owner of the Miss America pageant Casual.",1,"Tonight @ dinner I sat by & chatted w/ the former chancellor of Ole Miss, a former Miss MS, & the owner of the Miss America pageant I'm freaking out this was so cool!!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,tonight dinner i sat by chatted w the former chancellor of ole miss a former miss ms the owner of the miss america pageant casual .
+4804,"Workaholics: if you're sick, don't let that stop you from bringing your germs into the office. We all appreciate your commitment. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,workaholics if youre sick dont let that stop you from bringing your germs into the office . we all appreciate your commitment . sarcasm
+2690,"Twig is now ""Sprig""—3 sec limit on new social video platform #irony #techtalk #editorspick #sillyvine #Tr.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,twig is now sprig3 sec limit on new social video platform irony techtalk editorspick sillyvine tr . httpurl
+3269,"@USER Sweet, I finally get to take a nap.",1,,,,,,,,user sweet i finally get to take a nap .
+2669,Congratulations Jayden. A worthy winner of the award and a bright future ahead of you. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,congratulations jayden . a worthy winner of the award and a bright future ahead of you . httpurl
+1578,i needa win cmon wildcat william #JWUFAMBINGO,0,,,,,,,,i needa win cmon wildcat william jwufambingo
+762,That is absolutely disgusting :face_vomiting:,0,,,,,,,,that is absolutely disgusting facevomiting
+1299,@USER @USER @USER too much of that herb. New trend of potheads contributing to society maybe? Darn that #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user too much of that herb . new trend of potheads contributing to society maybe . darn that sarcasm
+2295,"Walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear ""even the momma got it"" Jesus lol everyone loves polly",0,,,,,,,,walking down the mall in front of a group of guys and hear even the momma got it jesus lol everyone loves polly
+1895,Gee faculty at nicholls are so helpful #not,1,,,,,,,,gee faculty at nicholls are so helpful not
+94,"@USER @USER Not really. If she had competed while knowing she wasn't performing at her best, she could have dragged down the whole team. By stepping down, she did what was best for the team and allowed another to step up. They won a silver Olympic medal, that's pretty damn impressive.",0,,,,,,,,user user not really . if she had competed while knowing she wasnt performing at her best she could have dragged down the whole team . by stepping down she did what was best for the team and allowed another to step up . they won a silver olympic medal thats pretty damn impressive .
+2860,"okay ""deja vu"" is doing something for me that ""driver's license"" never did, and I think it might have something to do with those washed-out, low-fi drums that come in at like, 1:30. 10/10 production choice",0,,,,,,,,okay deja vu is doing something for me that drivers license never did and i think it might have something to do with those washedout lowfi drums that come in at like 130 . 1010 production choice
+3558,"Another year, another cold queue waiting for a Santa who operates from the back of a trailer. Thankfully this year it's raining, and I'm wearing a non waterproof coat. This is the best. :fearful_face::weary_face::persevering_face:",1,,,,,,,,another year another cold queue waiting for a santa who operates from the back of a trailer . thankfully this year its raining and im wearing a non waterproof coat . this is the best . fearfulfacewearyfaceperseveringface
+4690,One more reason not to shop at #Walmart. They make you feel you're not in America! #sarcasm #shopping #Islam #tcot ~ HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,one more reason not to shop at walmart . they make you feel youre not in america . sarcasm shopping islam tcot httpurl
+1650,Went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun #not #chilly,1,,,,,,,,went neck deep in a swamp today so that was fun not chilly
+1813,"Well done to the guy who was charging down the stairs at Ealing Broadway and sent me flying, you made me cry.",1,"Shame on the guy who was charging down the stairs at Ealing Broadway and sent me flying, you made me cry",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,well done to the guy who was charging down the stairs at ealing broadway and sent me flying you made me cry .
+3234,This link will be relevant in a couple of days. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this link will be relevant in a couple of days . httpurl
+1240,@USER Her other credentials include bartending and getting a hand-me-down TV show in the USA. :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: #KeepingItReal #TrueColorsFinallyShow,1,,,,,,,,user her other credentials include bartending and getting a handmedown tv show in the usa . smilingfacewithsunglasses keepingitreal truecolorsfinallyshow
+2052,Looks like the leagues heading to the reds then,1,,,,,,,,looks like the leagues heading to the reds then
+4046,"Wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bid'a, let alone wishing him/her a happy celebration. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,wallahi speaking to an unbeliever is bida let alone wishing himher a happy celebration . sarcasm
+2425,@USER don't you see the #irony for call teammates soft when you haven't been to practice in 2 weeks? #overpaid.,1,,,,,,,,user dont you see the irony for call teammates soft when you havent been to practice in 2 weeks . overpaid .
+4351,I'm gonna have a breakdown.,0,,,,,,,,im gonna have a breakdown .
+749,Lunch today. #fakelobster #lifestyleoftherichandfamous #sarcasm #worldofswede HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,lunch today . fakelobster lifestyleoftherichandfamous sarcasm worldofswede httpurl
+2857,"Having my first experience of a Whetherspoon hotel tonight and pleased to report that while the bed is comfy, the bathroom smells suspiciously of cider",0,,,,,,,,having my first experience of a whetherspoon hotel tonight and pleased to report that while the bed is comfy the bathroom smells suspiciously of cider
+4682,let’s bring it home biden,0,,,,,,,,lets bring it home biden
+1978,Pironkova: it’s just a game. Serena: I am the game,0,,,,,,,,pironkova its just a game . serena i am the game
+4590,RTed that because yeah that totally makes sense #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,rted that because yeah that totally makes sense sarcasm
+2523,Happy New Year everyone!! Bring on 2014!!,0,,,,,,,,happy new year everyone . bring on 2014 .
+4297,My son is so thoughtful he loves taking snacks for the class.# always thinking of others #raising him right #not selfish,0,,,,,,,,my son is so thoughtful he loves taking snacks for the class . always thinking of others raising him right not selfish
+4483,"will never understand why ppl do meth,, just buy a shit tonne of incense in bulk stupid",1,It is extremely hard to quit meth as it is a disease rather than an addiction.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,will never understand why ppl do meth just buy a shit tonne of incense in bulk stupid
+2468,"@USER it’s true, every time my little cousins put on their masks they choke to death and have to be revived. it’s very stressful for us.",1,No.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user its true every time my little cousins put on their masks they choke to death and have to be revived . its very stressful for us .
+216,I love the feeling of not studying enough and studying too much. There is never a middle ground during final season of law school,0,,,,,,,,i love the feeling of not studying enough and studying too much . there is never a middle ground during final season of law school
+3512,"@USER @USER @USER Not sure what kind of work you do, but most companies do offer PTO as part of an employment package",0,,,,,,,,user user user not sure what kind of work you do but most companies do offer pto as part of an employment package
+590,Great to see another male billionaire making bodily autonomy that bit more difficult for millions of normal women. Good job@USER,1,,,,,,,,great to see another male billionaire making bodily autonomy that bit more difficult for millions of normal women . good jobuser
+825,"my favorite thing in the world is turning on another reality show & having katie and joey be like ""this is the dumbest shit i've ever fucking seen"" and then a week later they're 40 episodes deep yelling at the tv:relieved_face: my job here is done. we got em again boys",0,,,,,,,,my favorite thing in the world is turning on another reality show having katie and joey be like this is the dumbest shit ive ever fucking seen and then a week later theyre 40 episodes deep yelling at the tvrelievedface my job here is done . we got em again boys
+2956,denmann brushes r so therapeutic to clean,0,,,,,,,,denmann brushes r so therapeutic to clean
+1653,#IRONY Putin praising Constitutional Court for defending against 'arbitrary action on the part of the government HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony putin praising constitutional court for defending against arbitrary action on the part of the government httpurl
+947,Hungry and hungover #not #a #good #day,0,,,,,,,,hungry and hungover not a good day
+3390,If your flight is delayed more than the length of the flight itself everyone should get free booze cc: @USER,0,,,,,,,,if your flight is delayed more than the length of the flight itself everyone should get free booze cc user
+3507,i’m gonna get a boob job so i call myself a customizable doll,1,"""I want to get top surgery so I can remove all the fat on my chest and look more gender neutral.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im gonna get a boob job so i call myself a customizable doll
+654,Mustard has no business being zero calories,0,,,,,,,,mustard has no business being zero calories
+521,Love having an Asian name because the lecturer never picks on me in these zoom classes,0,,,,,,,,love having an asian name because the lecturer never picks on me in these zoom classes
+3077,"I love being chronically ill; every time I decide to do something, I get a migraine, or my ankle gives out, or my body develops new and exciting ways to troll me! [/sarcasm] Anyway, I'm planning on actually recording something today, so that'll be fun.",1,,,,,,,,i love being chronically ill every time i decide to do something i get a migraine or my ankle gives out or my body develops new and exciting ways to troll me . sarcasm anyway im planning on actually recording something today so thatll be fun .
+4663,"""@USER if u wear heels to school i have a few questions: 1. why"" ask some of the salcc girls",0,,,,,,,,user if u wear heels to school i have a few questions 1 . why ask some of the salcc girls
+3038,Two goals caused by two awful goalkeepers #Capitalonecup,0,,,,,,,,two goals caused by two awful goalkeepers capitalonecup
+3926,Perk of being ill is having my dad treat me like the queen for the week,0,,,,,,,,perk of being ill is having my dad treat me like the queen for the week
+4354,#what#matters#to#me#is#gym#not#holidays#work#the#hell#out HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,whatmatterstomeisgymnotholidaysworkthehellout httpurl
+1789,I feel so blessed to get ocular migraines. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i feel so blessed to get ocular migraines . sarcasm
+4036,@USER SO PROUD OF YOU,0,,,,,,,,user so proud of you
+3522,never drinking again,1,I had a bad experience drinking today,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,never drinking again
+4532,The fandom showing its mature side as always when it's about this kind of topic #Irony,1,,,,,,,,the fandom showing its mature side as always when its about this kind of topic irony
+2966,Oh and it's a positively balmy 7c #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,oh and its a positively balmy 7c sarcasm
+95,I adapted the Snoopy comic for academic paper submission $playful$ Reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i adapted the snoopy comic for academic paper submission playful reviewer 2 is the stuff of nightmares . httpurl
+1657,michael have a sexy face when he cough #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,michael have a sexy face when he cough sarcasm httpurl
+1267,dabbing is a gateway drug,0,,,,,,,,dabbing is a gateway drug
+4462,@USER Wee! You too! I love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on Christmas. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user wee . you too . i love that xbox live and playstation network are down due to hackers on christmas . sarcasm
+3278,@USER yay!! It works #sarcasm #HateWhenThingsDontWorkRight,1,,,,,,,,user yay . it works sarcasm hatewhenthingsdontworkright
+2941,@USER .@USER considering a run for the @USER HTTPURL #5Things HTTPURL <#not>,1,,,,,,,,user . user considering a run for the user httpurl 5things httpurl not
+1929,@USER @USER This is a powerful message you are conveying and I have the upmost respect for you for putting it all out there.,0,,,,,,,,user user this is a powerful message you are conveying and i have the upmost respect for you for putting it all out there .
+2231,Patrick Kielty hosting Radio 2's Comedy Awards.. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,patrick kielty hosting radio 2s comedy awards . irony
+177,"When j need the mailman to come late, he's here at 8a. When I can't wait for the mail to come? 7p. #irony",1,,,,,,,,when j need the mailman to come late hes here at 8a . when i cant wait for the mail to come . 7p . irony
+538,last day of classes #trill except finals whoop #not,1,,,,,,,,last day of classes trill except finals whoop not
+3133,@USER like a group of unsuccessful idiots who can't even manage to scrounge up a quarter? That's pretty cool I guess Chris #Not,1,,,,,,,,user like a group of unsuccessful idiots who cant even manage to scrounge up a quarter . thats pretty cool i guess chris not
+4772,@USER because I find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting.,0,,,,,,,,user because i find people with different ideas and ways of life interesting .
+3087,Nerd #piccollage having a bit of fun with Georgia #nerd#chistmas #sillybilly @ chilling on my comfy.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,nerd piccollage having a bit of fun with georgia nerdchistmas sillybilly chilling on my comfy . httpurl
+2075,I hate babysitting when I'm sick because all I wanna do is sleep but I can't :pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,i hate babysitting when im sick because all i wanna do is sleep but i cant pensiveface
+3918,idk who needs to hear this but i'm proud of u,0,,,,,,,,idk who needs to hear this but im proud of u
+4886,A day where #Sarcasm ruled @USER I got followed by @USER Wht a #Sarcastic day!! Loll.,1,,,,,,,,a day where sarcasm ruled user i got followed by user wht a sarcastic day . loll .
+2618,Excited for :sun_with_face: but not :bikini:,0,,,,,,,,excited for sunwithface but not bikini
+1263,@USER and what will that achieve? Seriously?To be fired.all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone..,0,,,,,,,,user and what will that achieve . seriously . to be fired . all the guys who had the balls to call them out are gone .
+1427,"Told my dad I didn't want to do anything too mental, being 2 weeks post-op y'know. 62km mountain biking trip. Thanks paw #outdoordad",1,,,,,,,,told my dad i didnt want to do anything too mental being 2 weeks postop yknow . 62km mountain biking trip . thanks paw outdoordad
+1840,i am 21 years old and i still love harry styles as much as i did when i was 11,0,,,,,,,,i am 21 years old and i still love harry styles as much as i did when i was 11
+1768,took my dog to the vet today because i thought she had ringworm..turns out she was bit by a GNAT lmfao i am a drama queen,0,,,,,,,,took my dog to the vet today because i thought she had ringworm . turns out she was bit by a gnat lmfao i am a drama queen
+499,What an incredible race #Formula1,0,,,,,,,,what an incredible race formula1
+2454,@USER Who wants to work for free? #choosingbeggars,1,,,,,,,,user who wants to work for free . choosingbeggars
+1479,AS SHE SHOULD HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,as she should httpurl
+3470,"@USER @USER wow. That #irony here though, sorry grandpa, we use mac these days #WelcomeToTheWorld #NeverArgueWithFools",0,,,,,,,,user user wow . that irony here though sorry grandpa we use mac these days welcometotheworld neverarguewithfools
+3209,@USER @USER Hey maybe you can reach the scoreboards and fix their latest issues #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user hey maybe you can reach the scoreboards and fix their latest issues sarcasm
+1731,I'm so glad I work a double on New Year's Eve and then most of New Year's Day.. #sarcasm #pissed,1,,,,,,,,im so glad i work a double on new years eve and then most of new years day . sarcasm pissed
+494,finally got a shamrock shake:smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::shamrock:,0,,,,,,,,finally got a shamrock shakesmilingfacewithhearteyesshamrock
+2476,I love waking up and not being able to sleep anymore $smiley$ #not,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up and not being able to sleep anymore smiley not
+2219,@USER @USER @USER Oh wow your talking Skype! Cool! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user oh wow your talking skype . cool . sarcasm
+4426,They are still trying to decide if it's terrorism?? OMG! #sydneysiege,0,,,,,,,,they are still trying to decide if its terrorism . omg . sydneysiege
+3965,I just love the NHS #not,1,,,,,,,,i just love the nhs not
+3590,girls put so much effort in dressing nice for school..I'm over here in my oversized sweats and vans #maybetomorrow #not,1,,,,,,,,girls put so much effort in dressing nice for school . im over here in my oversized sweats and vans maybetomorrow not
+1600,"Everything happens for a reason people, always remember that",0,,,,,,,,everything happens for a reason people always remember that
+396,Everything You've Been Told About Copywriting is BS. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,everything youve been told about copywriting is bs . irony httpurl
+4823,Nailed it #irony #yesimreadingthisbook #catsofinstagram #catstagram #ilovemycat #pawproject.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,nailed it irony yesimreadingthisbook catsofinstagram catstagram ilovemycat pawproject . httpurl
+3635,thanks @USER for ratting my location out on stream and then embarrassing me :face_with_tears_of_joy: it made my day though HTTPURL,1,It wasn't very nice to rat out my location,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,thanks user for ratting my location out on stream and then embarrassing me facewithtearsofjoy it made my day though httpurl
+5125,Playing golf all day 'ery day |#PerksOfBeingOld,0,,,,,,,,playing golf all day ery day perksofbeingold
+3191,As a Blackburn fan I would have loved to seen a legend like @USER manage Blackburn rovers,1,,,,,,,,as a blackburn fan i would have loved to seen a legend like user manage blackburn rovers
+2727,"Left work at 5.30, not gonna get home until at least 8pm, cheers @USER gr8 one tonight",1,,,,,,,,left work at 5 . 30 not gonna get home until at least 8pm cheers user gr8 one tonight
+2318,Someone got a little hot under the collar today! #AS2013 #RedEd HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,someone got a little hot under the collar today . as2013 reded httpurl
+1412,@USER So PSN and Xbox Live are both down on a day many people get new video games.#Irony||North Korean hack? :tired_face:,1,,,,,,,,user so psn and xbox live are both down on a day many people get new video games . ironynorth korean hack . tiredface
+3520,“The more you toot the more you poop” -my 6 yo nephew,0,,,,,,,,the more you toot the more you poop my 6 yo nephew
+4050,I'm a Victoria Secret model. It's such a secret not even Victoria knows. #Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,im a victoria secret model . its such a secret not even victoria knows . not httpurl
+3356,If you don't like Lemonade you're an extremist :lemon:,1,I don't understand people who are disgusted by Lemonade.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,if you dont like lemonade youre an extremist lemon
+4235,@USER Have seen better acting on Casualty :see-no-evil_monkey:,0,,,,,,,,user have seen better acting on casualty seenoevilmonkey
+4135,That’s it for my first-ever live Twitter chat! Thanks for following along! #JMC4412,0,,,,,,,,thats it for my firstever live twitter chat . thanks for following along . jmc4412
+1636,"@USER @USER Run for the hills Mark, O2 have literally no data coverage in urban areas with a population of five people or more!",1,,,,,,,,user user run for the hills mark o2 have literally no data coverage in urban areas with a population of five people or more .
+2842,"Here's an ""It's cold and I had to scrape windows so I'm sad"" selfie..gotta love living that hotel life #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,heres an its cold and i had to scrape windows so im sad selfie . gotta love living that hotel life sarcasm httpurl
+1564,"Video interviews in your slippers is one of the weirder side effects of the pandemic, but i won't complain lmao",0,,,,,,,,video interviews in your slippers is one of the weirder side effects of the pandemic but i wont complain lmao
+3142,Let's take money and kids from struggling public schools rather than trying to fix them #JointAddress #JointSession,1,,,,,,,,lets take money and kids from struggling public schools rather than trying to fix them jointaddress jointsession
+1212,Please keep my grandma in your prayers,0,,,,,,,,please keep my grandma in your prayers
+3859,Wee dunt wan forayners cumin over ere telling us wat to do!! Tell em Donald!!,1,,,,,,,,wee dunt wan forayners cumin over ere telling us wat to do . tell em donald .
+1939,I am the happiest person ever when @USER wakes me up in the morning! #NOT,1,,,,,,,,i am the happiest person ever when user wakes me up in the morning . not
+4009,"Not having this Arsenal kit, looks like Ajax. And the goalie’s wearing the away kit.",0,,,,,,,,not having this arsenal kit looks like ajax . and the goalies wearing the away kit .
+3764,"You keep cops and civilians accountable with body cameras#not RIP Eric Gardner .Cameras don't keep people accountable , people do",1,,,,,,,,you keep cops and civilians accountable with body camerasnot rip eric gardner . cameras dont keep people accountable people do
+3880,"#SteveHarvey worships #Obama b/c he doesn't research, then calls every1 else ignorant. #Fuck this guy. HTTPURL #Irony #Idiot",0,,,,,,,,steveharvey worships obama bc he doesnt research then calls every1 else ignorant . fuck this guy . httpurl irony idiot
+4996,Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me multiple times I must have become a brexiter. #Brexit,1,by simply stating the foolishness of voting in favour of brexit,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,fool me once shame on you . fool me twice shame on me . fool me multiple times i must have become a brexiter . brexit
+3272,HTTPURL This review says most everything I think about Teeman's sloppily-argued sexual biography of Gore Vidal.,0,,,,,,,,httpurl this review says most everything i think about teemans sloppilyargued sexual biography of gore vidal .
+2176,WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SWIMM :hot_face:,0,,,,,,,,why is it so hard to find somewhere to swimm hotface
+617,@USER Goal of the Season 1970: GOAL 1. Jon Sammels #ARSENAL vs #manutd HTTPURL @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,user goal of the season 1970 goal 1 . jon sammels arsenal vs manutd httpurl user user
+502,@USER @USER Remember food tokens? At some point things get so unbelievably ridiculous that the whole thing needs to come crashing down and have a long nap.,0,,,,,,,,user user remember food tokens . at some point things get so unbelievably ridiculous that the whole thing needs to come crashing down and have a long nap .
+4674,excited to start my new hobby of standing in the lgbtq section of the feminist bookstore and look hot and mysterious until I get noticed,0,,,,,,,,excited to start my new hobby of standing in the lgbtq section of the feminist bookstore and look hot and mysterious until i get noticed
+2494,"I used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors, never expected it happen. #irony",1,,,,,,,,i used to joke around about my cats being able to open my doors never expected it happen . irony
+2841,Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me service guy. |Glad I dropped the car off for the oil change instead of Av.,0,,,,,,,,your jedi mind tricks dont work on me service guy . glad i dropped the car off for the oil change instead of av .
+4836,Nightmares are so horrible and weird.. my is my brain subconsciously thinking about horrible things like what?,0,,,,,,,,nightmares are so horrible and weird . my is my brain subconsciously thinking about horrible things like what .
+3240,this week is going so slow :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,this week is going so slow wearyface
+3371,save your work folks. i'm offically cntrl-alt-deleting this week.,0,,,,,,,,save your work folks . im offically cntrlaltdeleting this week .
+599,"@USER @USER @USER ""We are all connected""",0,,,,,,,,user user user we are all connected
+4721,I’ve honestly been dreading the return to school (no matter what form it takes) for the first time in my career. Hearing @USER speak tonight with @USER changed that. I feel fired up! Thank you both!,0,,,,,,,,ive honestly been dreading the return to school no matter what form it takes for the first time in my career . hearing user speak tonight with user changed that . i feel fired up . thank you both .
+1785,Charlie doesn’t like ABBA. I fear I’ve never made a bigger mistake in my life than committing my time to him.,1,,,,,,,,charlie doesnt like abba . i fear ive never made a bigger mistake in my life than committing my time to him .
+3677,Oh the #irony @USER .@USER You would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle,1,,,,,,,,oh the irony user . user you would not need to take to twitter to peddle piffle
+669,Science may yet produce an answer to Anne Widdecombe #lgbt #annewiddecombe,1,,,,,,,,science may yet produce an answer to anne widdecombe lgbt annewiddecombe
+2151,How did I miss that there was a Taken2? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,how did i miss that there was a taken2 . sarcasm
+3370,"@USER @USER I know, right? Not like the LAPD have anything better to do. This ain't a distraction or nothing.|#sarcasm",0,,,,,,,,user user i know right . not like the lapd have anything better to do . this aint a distraction or nothing . sarcasm
+4091,"If someone disagrees with you, block them Is that the Twitter mantra? (Yes I’m still new here)",1,,,,,,,,if someone disagrees with you block them is that the twitter mantra . yes im still new here
+4539,It’s really very selfish of Silverstone to be saying the 2022 Grand Prix is 1/7-3/7 cause my holiday year starts on 1/7 and I would have to use a day of this years holiday allowance to go. I should have been consulted really :face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes::face_with_spiral_eyes:,1,It’s really annoying I have to use one day of my holiday allowance this year to attend the Grand Prix.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its really very selfish of silverstone to be saying the 2022 grand prix is 1737 cause my holiday year starts on 17 and i would have to use a day of this years holiday allowance to go . i should have been consulted really facewithspiraleyesfacewithspiraleyesfacewithspiraleyes
+1332,Twirra is NOT a place. RT @USER Twitter a place where virgins will be tweeting sexual & hoes will be forming saint.. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,twirra is not a place . rt user twitter a place where virgins will be tweeting sexual hoes will be forming saint . irony
+1141,#notcies #eu Juncker receives birthday surprise: One million signatures opposing TTIP and CETA HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,notcies eu juncker receives birthday surprise one million signatures opposing ttip and ceta httpurl
+4494,If ya headcanon Cub as an alien you could also make a Lilo and Stitch AU with Scar as Lilo and Cub as Stitch,0,,,,,,,,if ya headcanon cub as an alien you could also make a lilo and stitch au with scar as lilo and cub as stitch
+2004,@USER Adrian was raised that way and he made it to the NFL. Maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too? #not,1,,,,,,,,user adrian was raised that way and he made it to the nfl . maybe he thought that would motivate his kid to get there too . not
+3321,i’m going to cut off contact with every single person i know and emerge in a few months o a year from now having lost the ability to physically speak but be able to play the meanest fucking accordion you’ve ever heard in your pathetic little life,1,I wish I could take time for myself to heal in the ways that I need to and emerge from it being able to play the accordion.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im going to cut off contact with every single person i know and emerge in a few months o a year from now having lost the ability to physically speak but be able to play the meanest fucking accordion youve ever heard in your pathetic little life
+2060,Would like to thank my nephew for giving me his horrible cold & sore throat etc.. Much appreciated! #not,1,,,,,,,,would like to thank my nephew for giving me his horrible cold sore throat etc . much appreciated . not
+4995,I love nfl ties!,1,,,,,,,,i love nfl ties .
+243,@USER @USER Omg me too I have a wheat allergy and I’m suffering but can’t stop eating it - absolutely delicious!,0,,,,,,,,user user omg me too i have a wheat allergy and im suffering but cant stop eating it absolutely delicious .
+4723,"Gotta go out with him and the third,forth,fifth..wheels.|#sarcasm #WinterThought",0,,,,,,,,gotta go out with him and the thirdforthfifth . wheels . sarcasm winterthought
+5019,"The counter argument.. RT @USER If OSU lost last night, Baylor would be in & we'd all be talking about benefits of no Big 12 champ.",0,,,,,,,,the counter argument . rt user if osu lost last night baylor would be in wed all be talking about benefits of no big 12 champ .
+1004,@USER @USER @USER Accountability includes appropriate consequences,0,,,,,,,,user user user accountability includes appropriate consequences
+1740,"Yeah, because that's what's most important. #Sarcasm. The man really is a prized prat. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,yeah because thats whats most important . sarcasm . the man really is a prized prat . httpurl
+2605,I like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic #not,1,,,,,,,,i like creepy guys that ask me random questions at swic not
+2612,My life has gone from ‘drive it like you stole it’ to ‘drive it like your toddler needs the toilet’.,1,My life priorities have changed,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my life has gone from drive it like you stole it to drive it like your toddler needs the toilet .
+404,"It's been a bit since I've had a musical obsession on this level, but has anyone seen/heard Six?",0,,,,,,,,its been a bit since ive had a musical obsession on this level but has anyone seenheard six .
+990,Mine and @USER snapchats are just stunning:OK_hand:,1,Our Snapchat’s are incredibly unattractive,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,mine and user snapchats are just stunningokhand
+4946,"in elementary school, my parents gave me money for a book and i came home with a beta fish.",0,,,,,,,,in elementary school my parents gave me money for a book and i came home with a beta fish .
+1315,"Fell asleep @ 8:30pm, woke up at 12:00am. Can't get back to #sleep. I had almost forgotten about you #insomnia - welcome back. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,fell asleep 830pm woke up at 1200am . cant get back to sleep . i had almost forgotten about you insomnia welcome back . sarcasm
+2404,Girls who put their area code in their instagram about me..so clever! #sarcasm #stupidsauce #mymomcoulddobetter,1,,,,,,,,girls who put their area code in their instagram about me . so clever . sarcasm stupidsauce mymomcoulddobetter
+2747,#Not just our problem - The Express Tribune HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not just our problem the express tribune httpurl
+3842,I love putting Flobeam mechs back together.||#not,1,,,,,,,,i love putting flobeam mechs back together . not
+4866,"At least half of my days are still bad days and let me tell you, i've never once killed 8 people because of it. A true miracle apparently",1,I've been depressed for a long time and I never managed to kill anyone. It isn't hard not to do.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,at least half of my days are still bad days and let me tell you ive never once killed 8 people because of it . a true miracle apparently
+4960,What else would you do on friday? |#TGIF #sarcasm #8crap HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,what else would you do on friday . tgif sarcasm 8crap httpurl
+4771,What a shock. Duke Johnson is hurt in an important game. #sarcasm #canes,1,,,,,,,,what a shock . duke johnson is hurt in an important game . sarcasm canes
+4368,Lmao I may be drunk.. But my level of maturity is at it's all time high lmfaoo. :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #not,1,,,,,,,,lmao i may be drunk . but my level of maturity is at its all time high lmfaoo . facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy not
+1523,@USER obvi because every Jesuit is a heretic #sarcasm :person_tipping_hand:,1,,,,,,,,user obvi because every jesuit is a heretic sarcasm persontippinghand
+2354,"I’m normally trashed when I make my friends deadly drinks, seeing the effects while sober I do not know why they continue to have me make them drinks.",0,,,,,,,,im normally trashed when i make my friends deadly drinks seeing the effects while sober i do not know why they continue to have me make them drinks .
+492,"But noo we have religious freedoms, no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,but noo we have religious freedoms no one ever gets controlled or oppressed by a dominant religion sarcasm
+4713,"@USER Jonah hill is funny,kevin hart,will smith,jim carrey, Sacha Baron Cohen,",0,,,,,,,,user jonah hill is funnykevin hartwill smithjim carrey sacha baron cohen
+268,#Italy -- #Cabinet #approves #first #planks of #Renzi's #labour #reform. HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,italy cabinet approves first planks of renzis labour reform . httpurl via user
+2734,The sky looks SO beautiful today.. #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the sky looks so beautiful today . sarcasm httpurl
+4386,"Hehehehe ""@USER @USER @USER what a shame #sarcasm""",1,,,,,,,,hehehehe user user user what a shame sarcasm
+3802,Can't wait to get the Soulja Boy gaming console tomorrow !!,1,,,,,,,,cant wait to get the soulja boy gaming console tomorrow .
+778,I wonder how much wine I’ve drank over the past year,0,,,,,,,,i wonder how much wine ive drank over the past year
+3711,@USER @USER good step by BjP goons #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user good step by bjp goons sarcasm
+1681,"We rebooted the server, it seems ok now YEY! #facepalm #not #devops",1,,,,,,,,we rebooted the server it seems ok now yey . facepalm not devops
+2702,@USER @USER @USER no duh. ? Is will owners fire Goodell for it? My guess he gets a raise #sarcasm #GoodellMustGo,1,,,,,,,,user user user no duh . . is will owners fire goodell for it . my guess he gets a raise sarcasm goodellmustgo
+2916,"""your pronouns are what's in your pants"" ok. juicy/dumper",1,Your pronouns are not what's in your pants,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,your pronouns are whats in your pants ok . juicydumper
+687,@USER @USER ?? #Liberal used in same sentence?? Unheard of!! Turn in your keyboard sir! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user . liberal used in same sentence . unheard of . turn in your keyboard sir . sarcasm
+700,".@USER Computing, the Internet, personal computers & smart phones were all invented by that ""pond scum"" #irony @USER",1,,,,,,,,. user computing the internet personal computers smart phones were all invented by that pond scum irony user
+236,Just getting some WD40 on my letter box to help the poor postman with his delivery today #valentinesday2021 #WD40,1,"Fed up of seeing forced romance, don't be told when to do something nice for a person you love.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just getting some wd40 on my letter box to help the poor postman with his delivery today valentinesday2021 wd40
+134,2 assignments due Friday and I have no motivation to do either of them :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,2 assignments due friday and i have no motivation to do either of them loudlycryingface
+4683,Are we too young to understand,0,,,,,,,,are we too young to understand
+2336,just one of those nights :pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,just one of those nights pensiveface
+3290,Are Neymar's bones made out of glass? #BRAMEX HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,are neymars bones made out of glass . bramex httpurl
+2629,Another fantastic day #not,1,,,,,,,,another fantastic day not
+2307,"Don't think for a second I'm out to drown your memory, you ain't worth the whiskey",0,,,,,,,,dont think for a second im out to drown your memory you aint worth the whiskey
+2184,True bliss is laying in an ice cold bath during the hottest part of the year,0,,,,,,,,true bliss is laying in an ice cold bath during the hottest part of the year
+4988,"The UofL student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan, good job SGA. #sarcasm #ihateyou",1,,,,,,,,the uofl student ticket policy is such a well thought out plan good job sga . sarcasm ihateyou
+4467,The world is such a smiley place. :flushed_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,the world is such a smiley place . flushedface not
+4412,I swear this triller event is run by teenagers,1,The Triller boxing event seems to be run very poorly by inexperienced people,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i swear this triller event is run by teenagers
+1710,"@USER wow, that is some fluent finnish #not",1,,,,,,,,user wow that is some fluent finnish not
+3126,So if three geeks can bring down the whole of Microsoft and Sony networks..my annual firewall subscription is worth every penny!||#not,1,,,,,,,,so if three geeks can bring down the whole of microsoft and sony networks . my annual firewall subscription is worth every penny . not
+3537,When that bish defollows you #sarcasm #disney #belle #MoreFollowersPlease HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,when that bish defollows you sarcasm disney belle morefollowersplease httpurl
+2807,my mission in life is to eventually own one of those life-size martini glasses that Dita Von Teese does burlesque with.,0,,,,,,,,my mission in life is to eventually own one of those lifesize martini glasses that dita von teese does burlesque with .
+1941,cant wait to dance with harry styles and the delta variant at their concert in november!!,1,I am terrified to go to the harry styles concert and be exposed to the delta variant.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,cant wait to dance with harry styles and the delta variant at their concert in november .
+2470,I love it when adults act like children. ||#sarcasm #eyeroll,1,,,,,,,,i love it when adults act like children . sarcasm eyeroll
+5010,i am so happy about jenna and julien getting engaged,0,,,,,,,,i am so happy about jenna and julien getting engaged
+5102,#Australia -- Eight #children #killed in Australia in #reported #mass #stabbing. HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,australia eight children killed in australia in reported mass stabbing . httpurl via user
+1763,@USER We ll take that#not bad at all,0,,,,,,,,user we ll take thatnot bad at all
+2355,@USER @USER I’m sure there will be a rigorous investigation that will satisfy trump there was no wrongdoing.. Just like there was with Kavanaugh. Innocent until not bothering to prove otherwise.,1,,,,,,,,user user im sure there will be a rigorous investigation that will satisfy trump there was no wrongdoing . just like there was with kavanaugh . innocent until not bothering to prove otherwise .
+2817,@USER @USER he's the detective!! lol #irony #OrTypeCast,1,,,,,,,,user user hes the detective . lol irony ortypecast
+2421,@USER Can't wait to play the #BFHardline Beta with you $smiley$ #Epic,0,,,,,,,,user cant wait to play the bfhardline beta with you smiley epic
+3171,father sent me down to buy ingredients cos he wanna fry some noodles up i remembered everything else but the noodles #somuchwin #not,1,,,,,,,,father sent me down to buy ingredients cos he wanna fry some noodles up i remembered everything else but the noodles somuchwin not
+1174,Sometimes I forget giraffes exist :flushed_face: I meann.. wtf is they,0,,,,,,,,sometimes i forget giraffes exist flushedface i meann . wtf is they
+656,@USER @USER were not American it's mum,0,,,,,,,,user user were not american its mum
+963,"I #MustBeAMarxist if I am against the people of our country being downtrodden by the Self-servatives, who sit in our House of Commons slandering any form of opposition to the cruel, inhumane practices they continue to act upon.",1,,,,,,,,i mustbeamarxist if i am against the people of our country being downtrodden by the selfservatives who sit in our house of commons slandering any form of opposition to the cruel inhumane practices they continue to act upon .
+2300,I just love being wide awake at 4am #not,1,,,,,,,,i just love being wide awake at 4am not
+3927,@USER Yeah I'll probs try it out too.,0,,,,,,,,user yeah ill probs try it out too .
+4299,going off priv to enter a discord sweepstakes,0,,,,,,,,going off priv to enter a discord sweepstakes
+1959,"Dear baby Maguire, I realise it's cold and raining outside but you are now welcome anytime you like $smiley$ @USER #maternityleave",1,,,,,,,,dear baby maguire i realise its cold and raining outside but you are now welcome anytime you like smiley user maternityleave
+1234,Hiding in plain sight. By #MichaelBeerens (HTTPURL #graffiti #streetart #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,hiding in plain sight . by michaelbeerens httpurl graffiti streetart irony httpurl
+1686,"#IRONY ""@USER BREAKING: PM Netanyahu slams EU countries: ""The Europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust""""",1,,,,,,,,irony user breaking pm netanyahu slams eu countries the europeans are hypocrites that learned nothing from the holocaust
+3232,"dude said I better think hard , so he can take me to cheddars lmao ! #not",1,,,,,,,,dude said i better think hard so he can take me to cheddars lmao . not
+1271,@USER Tried to cut and paste a tweet from SA Mining where they got GO Green Consulting .. it's in my timeline. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user tried to cut and paste a tweet from sa mining where they got go green consulting . its in my timeline . irony
+200,"watching fleabag for the first time and y'all weren't lying. Hot Priest is, indeed, hot",0,,,,,,,,watching fleabag for the first time and yall werent lying . hot priest is indeed hot
+809,Students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail. Actions have consequences. #irony,1,,,,,,,,students too busy protesting a grand jury decision to study deserve to fail . actions have consequences . irony
+1734,Friendly reminder you’re not vegan if you swallow cum,1,Cum is vegan,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,friendly reminder youre not vegan if you swallow cum
+2524,I'm happy with the two hours of sleep I got last night #not :weary_face:,1,,,,,,,,im happy with the two hours of sleep i got last night not wearyface
+3770,"@USER @USER Hmm, Next year we'll be saying, teams that moved from SD to LA. #Irony",1,,,,,,,,user user hmm next year well be saying teams that moved from sd to la . irony
+4632,#Irony: When the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels. #Statuesque=#Skinny #Look,1,,,,,,,,irony when the looks that are nurtured by statuesque beauties are nurtured by the skinniest supermodels . statuesqueskinny look
+2135,@USER Is Jameis Winston getting paid for this photo or is #5 coincidence? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user is jameis winston getting paid for this photo or is 5 coincidence . sarcasm
+3348,Westbrook 16 points on 42 shots ok ok I see you working #NOT,1,,,,,,,,westbrook 16 points on 42 shots ok ok i see you working not
+3181,Got to look into these gorgeous eyes while getting my tooth pulled HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,got to look into these gorgeous eyes while getting my tooth pulled httpurl
+2678,climate change is REAL and scary as FUCK. I resent every person financially sound and competent enough to counteract even an inch of humanity’s carbon footprint but disregarding any notion of being eco-friendly. the severity of these natural disasters are not normative.,0,,,,,,,,climate change is real and scary as fuck . i resent every person financially sound and competent enough to counteract even an inch of humanitys carbon footprint but disregarding any notion of being ecofriendly . the severity of these natural disasters are not normative .
+4149,Surprised SJWs haven't tried to get call of duty banned. You can make male & female guys so you have men KILLING women|#Misogyny|#Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,surprised sjws havent tried to get call of duty banned . you can make male female guys so you have men killing womenmisogynysarcasm
+4416,"I'm glad I downloaded tiktok, it brings me back to the good ol days of vine :smiling_face_with_hearts:",0,,,,,,,,im glad i downloaded tiktok it brings me back to the good ol days of vine smilingfacewithhearts
+3911,do i like him or is his hair just curly??,1,People with curly hair are attractive.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,do i like him or is his hair just curly .
+2905,The whole world can never get me on my level #Irony,1,,,,,,,,the whole world can never get me on my level irony
+346,"After 9 years working in retail, today is my last ever Saturday shift :zany_face:",0,,,,,,,,after 9 years working in retail today is my last ever saturday shift zanyface
+3148,"@USER @USER No, it's secured by the Cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the US.",0,,,,,,,,user user no its secured by the cartels so that they can charge huge sums of money for illegals to cross into the us .
+2679,There’s no way Godzilla loses right? He’s literally fought worse kiaju before and still won :man_shrugging_medium_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,theres no way godzilla loses right . hes literally fought worse kiaju before and still won manshruggingmediumskintone
+348,What an eventful day.. #not :victory_hand:,1,,,,,,,,what an eventful day . not victoryhand
+1097,Love working hard trying to fix other people's fuck ups #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love working hard trying to fix other peoples fuck ups sarcasm
+1606,@USER @USER I am just looking at this again today.. did you ever get consistent success with fMRI and Eyelink eyetracking? I am tempted by the MRC SYstems's fMRI safe 12M camera+IR pointed directly at the eye (through two way mirror) but all the researchers are familiar with Eyelink!,0,,,,,,,,user user i am just looking at this again today . did you ever get consistent success with fmri and eyelink eyetracking . i am tempted by the mrc systemss fmri safe 12m camerair pointed directly at the eye through two way mirror but all the researchers are familiar with eyelink .
+1691,But we’ll have blue passports so it’ll be £38 billion well spent HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,but well have blue passports so itll be 38 billion well spent httpurl
+2571,why u being weird TO ME,0,,,,,,,,why u being weird to me
+1390,The most 2020 quote of the year: Me: we should go to the Van Gogh Museum! Little Brother: is that the donny with one ear?,1,My brother referred to Van Gogh as the Donny with one ear.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the most 2020 quote of the year me we should go to the van gogh museum . little brother is that the donny with one ear .
+1114,Football is turning into an anatomy lesson. COOL,1,I am frustrated with the new football graphics because I am uninterested in player injuries and it reminds me of anatomy class.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,football is turning into an anatomy lesson . cool
+585,Target just brings me too much joy,0,,,,,,,,target just brings me too much joy
+2236,The new album by @USER has put me in a good mood. #DISCO,0,,,,,,,,the new album by user has put me in a good mood . disco
+2385,@USER I'll snap at you if you tell me what to do again!|:face_with_tears_of_joy: #irony #funnyGuy,1,,,,,,,,user ill snap at you if you tell me what to do again . facewithtearsofjoy irony funnyguy
+4655,Not even 8am and I can already see this is going to be a wonderful day #sarcasm #needmorecoffee,1,,,,,,,,not even 8am and i can already see this is going to be a wonderful day sarcasm needmorecoffee
+962,I want one of those ninja insects. You know the guys,0,,,,,,,,i want one of those ninja insects . you know the guys
+2691,crushes are great until you realize they'll never be interested in you.|#sarcasm $playful$,1,,,,,,,,crushes are great until you realize theyll never be interested in you . sarcasm playful
+4019,"orange is a fruit, a flavour and a colour and an orange is all three combined, madness",0,,,,,,,,orange is a fruit a flavour and a colour and an orange is all three combined madness
+5070,morelikes_app #necklace #sweet #you #running #inlove #iphoneonly #igers #russia #not #sm.. HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,morelikesapp necklace sweet you running inlove iphoneonly igers russia not sm . httpurl httpurl
+2539,Reading the Dundee United chairmanship statement tonight and you have to say what a lot of tosh..care of young players indeed #irony,1,,,,,,,,reading the dundee united chairmanship statement tonight and you have to say what a lot of tosh . care of young players indeed irony
+3434,Amazing show last night from @USER (w/ special guest @USER - thanks @USER @USER and Navetta Bros. !,0,,,,,,,,amazing show last night from user w special guest user thanks user user and navetta bros . .
+640,CIA report highlighting the stark differences b/t the present & former administrations' approach to nat'l security. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,cia report highlighting the stark differences bt the present former administrations approach to natl security . sarcasm
+2433,@USER LOOL from the guy with multiple twitter handles #irony,1,,,,,,,,user lool from the guy with multiple twitter handles irony
+2536,My stomach is a Wonderland for gas inducing bacteria. #blessed #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,my stomach is a wonderland for gas inducing bacteria . blessed sarcasm
+439,Don’t expect others to help you if you don’t want to help yourself :speaking_head:,0,,,,,,,,dont expect others to help you if you dont want to help yourself speakinghead
+1651,"Is ""I have to go..my gelding is struggling with dystocia"" a valid excuse..I just want to see the (lack of) reaction #whenyouseeit #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,is i have to go . my gelding is struggling with dystocia a valid excuse . i just want to see the lack of reaction whenyouseeit sarcasm
+4033,@USER |My Jambo buddy sees a more Scottish identity emerging for HMFC.|The John Wilson types can travel to Govan.|#Irony,1,,,,,,,,user my jambo buddy sees a more scottish identity emerging for hmfc . the john wilson types can travel to govan . irony
+2707,"This has NOTHING to do with what happened. What she was doing 6 months before - good, bad, medium - makes no difference to what happened on that day. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,this has nothing to do with what happened . what she was doing 6 months before good bad medium makes no difference to what happened on that day . httpurl
+4035,make up hours sound fun. #not,1,,,,,,,,make up hours sound fun . not
+622,I remember when I was a kid how I used to troll my dad. I’d be watching a film on sky movies and then when I knew he was in the other room I would say out loud ‘wow look at the tits on her’ He would come back in the room and nothing was there but he’d ask questions like…,0,,,,,,,,i remember when i was a kid how i used to troll my dad . id be watching a film on sky movies and then when i knew he was in the other room i would say out loud wow look at the tits on her he would come back in the room and nothing was there but hed ask questions like
+4156,It’s so fantastic when you pay £800 a month to live in London in a fully refurbished house and wake up with water dripping on you from the upstairs en suite XX,1,I am fuming that I have paid so much money to live in a house with a leak,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its so fantastic when you pay 800 a month to live in london in a fully refurbished house and wake up with water dripping on you from the upstairs en suite xx
+832,@USER As I said yesterday- I speak the truth! Thanks a lot for a great talk I know the entire year enjoyed it though I roughly and learnt a lot.,0,,,,,,,,user as i said yesterday i speak the truth . thanks a lot for a great talk i know the entire year enjoyed it though i roughly and learnt a lot .
+4389,I'm going to Finnish all my homework and get caught up on everything over the break #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,im going to finnish all my homework and get caught up on everything over the break not httpurl
+2949,@USER @USER Second prize is TWO signed copies of Boris' book. #onlyKidding #not,1,,,,,,,,user user second prize is two signed copies of boris book . onlykidding not
+1032,@USER Oooh only the 'economic' destruction of the country. Now that makes a world of a difference. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user oooh only the economic destruction of the country . now that makes a world of a difference . sarcasm
+4395,Someone stole the 13.1 magnet off my car! #asshole #really?,0,,,,,,,,someone stole the 13 . 1 magnet off my car . asshole really .
+3969,I bet Beyoncé and Jay-Z got to skip the line at the Louvre,1,,,,,,,,i bet beyoncé and jayz got to skip the line at the louvre
+3746,i have gone this entire morning thinking it was tuesday,0,,,,,,,,i have gone this entire morning thinking it was tuesday
+1720,I am Lindt EXCELLENCE! Take the Taste Challenge quiz & find out which Lindt Chocolate you are. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i am lindt excellence . take the taste challenge quiz find out which lindt chocolate you are . httpurl
+2319,Jesus. I am watching too much #TheNewsroom.. Look at me getting all #SonyHack sermonising.. #irony,1,,,,,,,,jesus . i am watching too much thenewsroom . look at me getting all sonyhack sermonising . irony
+4390,Everyone is broken. Some of 'em are so good to hide it. So good until I want to punch them in the face. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,everyone is broken . some of em are so good to hide it . so good until i want to punch them in the face . sarcasm
+3898,"Vaccine dose 1. Thank you, science.",0,,,,,,,,vaccine dose 1 . thank you science .
+3731,"@USER A British world champion in one of the most demanding & popular sports on earth. Yeah, of course I'm being sarcastic. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user a british world champion in one of the most demanding popular sports on earth . yeah of course im being sarcastic . irony
+3052,WHY IS JOE BUCK ANNOUNCING. GO AWAY.,0,,,,,,,,why is joe buck announcing . go away .
+4158,Ah gotta love that Friday morning burnt out feeling :sunrise_over_mountains:,1,I hate feeling burnt out from work and the never-ending pandemic.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ah gotta love that friday morning burnt out feeling sunriseovermountains
+3657,Tryna learn to skate tonight! :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:#pennyboard #skate #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,tryna learn to skate tonight . smilingfacewithsunglassespennyboard skate not httpurl
+1518,Facetiming my friends has made me realise how much i miss them $sad$,0,,,,,,,,facetiming my friends has made me realise how much i miss them sad
+4599,@USER Presumably you have evidence to back this claim and it's not simply a feeling you have based on your interactions. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user presumably you have evidence to back this claim and its not simply a feeling you have based on your interactions . irony
+4648,"Hopefully this is all part of Van Gaal's master plan, go out of all the cup competitions so we can focus solely on the league #ibelieve",1,,,,,,,,hopefully this is all part of van gaals master plan go out of all the cup competitions so we can focus solely on the league ibelieve
+1630,Yes you can break all the rules for Christmas and risk serious fines and killing your loved ones with a deadly virus OR you could :sparkles:stay at home:sparkles:,1,Please do not break the rules for christmas and risk serious fines or killing loved ones. Please stay home.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yes you can break all the rules for christmas and risk serious fines and killing your loved ones with a deadly virus or you could sparklesstay at homesparkles
+3426,"@USER @USER accordng 2 lawyrs, evidence supported both sides, could hav supportd many differnt scenarios, warranting indictment",0,,,,,,,,user user accordng 2 lawyrs evidence supported both sides could hav supportd many differnt scenarios warranting indictment
+942,"We'll be giving classic, cult and trashy movies away next week at our charity horror night - HTTPURL :film_projector::skull::coffin::kitchen_knife::ogre: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,well be giving classic cult and trashy movies away next week at our charity horror night httpurl filmprojectorskullcoffinkitchenknifeogre httpurl
+2939,I can’t imagine being a POC in America right now- seeing the epitome of white privilege as this people with guns storm into a government building & yet are not being tear gassed or shot at.,0,,,,,,,,i cant imagine being a poc in america right now seeing the epitome of white privilege as this people with guns storm into a government building yet are not being tear gassed or shot at .
+1005,Finding it quite funny that Gillette Soccer Saturday on Sky are complaining that there aren't enough games on at 3pm Saturday #irony,1,,,,,,,,finding it quite funny that gillette soccer saturday on sky are complaining that there arent enough games on at 3pm saturday irony
+701,"If you joined our girl friend group, you’ll literally break up with your bf sooner or later",0,,,,,,,,if you joined our girl friend group youll literally break up with your bf sooner or later
+2172,@USER wtf thanks for saying bye #not,1,,,,,,,,user wtf thanks for saying bye not
+2736,What a B.E.A.utiful day in Scotland!! $smiley$ #rain #gales #not lol,1,,,,,,,,what a b . e . a . utiful day in scotland . smiley rain gales not lol
+1349,Update: '39C' in Leicester - apparently :camera_with_flash: @USER #hottestdayoftheyear HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,update 39c in leicester apparently camerawithflash user hottestdayoftheyear httpurl
+1688,"Not a single conservative tear then for this absolutely drunk on power statement, but now that Biden makes some vague promises he can’t and won’t back up, they’re absolutely quaking in fear. The crocodile tears are astounding. Hypocrisy is just the conservative platform now.",0,,,,,,,,not a single conservative tear then for this absolutely drunk on power statement but now that biden makes some vague promises he cant and wont back up theyre absolutely quaking in fear . the crocodile tears are astounding . hypocrisy is just the conservative platform now .
+4914,I need like 6 weeks on a vacation with my bffs to a place with no cell reception and I just think that would solve a lot of our problems,0,,,,,,,,i need like 6 weeks on a vacation with my bffs to a place with no cell reception and i just think that would solve a lot of our problems
+856,You know you live in a city when you refer to crumbs as “roach snacks.”,0,,,,,,,,you know you live in a city when you refer to crumbs as roach snacks .
+397,Midwife means with woman be it a male or female midwife that's what we are there to do #WomanCentredCare Thank you @USER and @USER for highlighting the work we do as midwives. Seeing a happy and healthy mum and baby knowing I made a difference #allthethanksineed,0,,,,,,,,midwife means with woman be it a male or female midwife thats what we are there to do womancentredcare thank you user and user for highlighting the work we do as midwives . seeing a happy and healthy mum and baby knowing i made a difference allthethanksineed
+1145,Nancy Grace is seriously the worst.,0,,,,,,,,nancy grace is seriously the worst .
+1637,"A woman wearing a t-shirt on @USER that says ""Act like a Lady""..#irony",1,,,,,,,,a woman wearing a tshirt on user that says act like a lady . irony
+3267,"Listen, I get that it’s #BettyWhite’s birthday today, and good for her, but it’s also #JamesEarlJones’s birthday, and I feel like that needs more attention. The man is a legend!",0,,,,,,,,listen i get that its bettywhites birthday today and good for her but its also jamesearljoness birthday and i feel like that needs more attention . the man is a legend .
+1701,love how badly i embarrass myself on nights out how iconic X,1,"I hate that I always embarrass myself on nights out, how shameful.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love how badly i embarrass myself on nights out how iconic x
+598,"Well, at least they'll have strong bones. Big Dairy Is About to Flood America’s School Lunches With Milk - Bloomberg Businessweek HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,well at least theyll have strong bones . big dairy is about to flood americas school lunches with milk bloomberg businessweek httpurl
+2595,"me: trying to sleep slightly earlier than usual bc I feel like shit my friend, texting the group chat 13 separate times at nearly 4am: hello I don’t think so! how abt I tell u abt how bad things are going instead $smiley$",1,"I might say “I am so annoyed that my roommate won’t stop venting to me when I’m trying to sleep, I already don’t feel good and was trying to sleep Early for Self Care and having them bombard me with their problems at 4am is really putting a damper on things”",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,me trying to sleep slightly earlier than usual bc i feel like shit my friend texting the group chat 13 separate times at nearly 4am hello i dont think so . how abt i tell u abt how bad things are going instead smiley
+3632,"wow, ok, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of putting your left leg in, but just heard about taking your left leg out",1,"I enjoy dancing the hokey cokey, in particular putting my left leg in. However, I do not enjoy taking my left leg out, and so will no longer be dancing it.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow ok unfollowing now . was a big fan of putting your left leg in but just heard about taking your left leg out
+4452,@USER looking forward to the time I have to traipse down the stairs to postie with a baby attached to my nipple! :flushed_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,user looking forward to the time i have to traipse down the stairs to postie with a baby attached to my nipple . flushedface not
+3791,"@USER @USER @USER I guess this is where he lost a couple of million to Lambias, is it? #Sarcasm #LudicrousStory",1,,,,,,,,user user user i guess this is where he lost a couple of million to lambias is it . sarcasm ludicrousstory
+2625,I inhaled a bug tonight and I am so freaked out I can’t handle this,0,,,,,,,,i inhaled a bug tonight and i am so freaked out i cant handle this
+215,20 just feels like 19 with less excuses,0,,,,,,,,20 just feels like 19 with less excuses
+263,"My boys Sam & Ben Haigh (8, 4) are huge fans of yours and would like to wish you a happy birthday all the way from England, ps cant wait to try the colour challenge with the boys during lockdown great ideas to keep them busy ! x @USER",0,,,,,,,,my boys sam ben haigh 8 4 are huge fans of yours and would like to wish you a happy birthday all the way from england ps cant wait to try the colour challenge with the boys during lockdown great ideas to keep them busy . x user
+2569,I'm so good at sight singing. #not,1,,,,,,,,im so good at sight singing . not
+3592,"the christmas clothes in able sisters:pleading_face: why are they so cute, i’ve just spent about 10 mins going in and out of the changing room to get everything :Christmas_tree::yellow_heart:",0,,,,,,,,the christmas clothes in able sisterspleadingface why are they so cute ive just spent about 10 mins going in and out of the changing room to get everything christmastreeyellowheart
+2580,What an eventful weekend #not,1,,,,,,,,what an eventful weekend not
+3987,Blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a Wednesday. #not,1,,,,,,,,blowing your nose so hard your ears pop is the greatest way to start a wednesday . not
+2313,How DARE my friends have jobs/boyfriends/lives they should consider my feelings and be free when I am,1,I’m upset because I am free today and none of my friends are because they have previous commitments,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,how dare my friends have jobsboyfriendslives they should consider my feelings and be free when i am
+1355,Why am I not famous yet cos I’m actually fucking hilarious,1,I'm not funny at all,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why am i not famous yet cos im actually fucking hilarious
+4486,I'm pretty sure I have a snowman problem.,0,,,,,,,,im pretty sure i have a snowman problem .
+4175,So glad to be off work,0,,,,,,,,so glad to be off work
+1072,"@USER @USER She's such a credit to you, you must be so proud",1,,,,,,,,user user shes such a credit to you you must be so proud
+1718,"Left a chai tea in my car last night, baked all day in there today & just now I thought it would be a good idea to take a sip. Someone come get me bc I’m clearly not ok",0,,,,,,,,left a chai tea in my car last night baked all day in there today just now i thought it would be a good idea to take a sip . someone come get me bc im clearly not ok
+3934,Nice weekend off but back at work tonight. Over the fucking moon #NOT,1,,,,,,,,nice weekend off but back at work tonight . over the fucking moon not
+4293,"Myself and @USER having to walk to Civic Offices to get bus muttering to ourselves""wouldn't you think they'd pay their water"" #not",1,,,,,,,,myself and user having to walk to civic offices to get bus muttering to ourselveswouldnt you think theyd pay their water not
+2412,@USER mocking a spiritually precious holiday for millions is just so courageous of you..#sarcasm #shameonyou,1,,,,,,,,user mocking a spiritually precious holiday for millions is just so courageous of you . sarcasm shameonyou
+1543,Working on Boxing Day is so fun #not,1,,,,,,,,working on boxing day is so fun not
+3701,the absolute worst part of my job is the fact that i have to call people on the phone :|,0,,,,,,,,the absolute worst part of my job is the fact that i have to call people on the phone
+2558,@USER @USER Wouldn’t change you mads:heart_with_arrow:,0,,,,,,,,user user wouldnt change you madsheartwitharrow
+548,Nothing like the 24hr swing back to being a day walker to make you feel like a million bucks.. #sarcasm #shiftworkerlife,1,,,,,,,,nothing like the 24hr swing back to being a day walker to make you feel like a million bucks . sarcasm shiftworkerlife
+3951,Soo the #Bears will be looking for an offensive coordinator as well. This bodes well for next season. #sarcasm #whatamess,1,,,,,,,,soo the bears will be looking for an offensive coordinator as well . this bodes well for next season . sarcasm whatamess
+3385,I’m ready for Lockdown #2. I need to make better bread.,0,,,,,,,,im ready for lockdown 2 . i need to make better bread .
+2560,"Regardless of what's happening between Reddit and Robinhood, I hope we can all agree that Elon Musk should shut up now and forever.",0,,,,,,,,regardless of whats happening between reddit and robinhood i hope we can all agree that elon musk should shut up now and forever .
+4228,@USER @USER 2 years with Mercedes then off to finish career at Ferrari? Tick all the boxes??,1,,,,,,,,user user 2 years with mercedes then off to finish career at ferrari . tick all the boxes .
+1496,working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go let's get it #not,1,,,,,,,,working a double on 2 hours of sleep here we go lets get it not
+1771,Voted (by mail) and nagged my husband into actually voting. My civic duty is complete.,0,,,,,,,,voted by mail and nagged my husband into actually voting . my civic duty is complete .
+4342,why are salads so expensive?!It's like I'm being punished for tryna eat healthy..,0,,,,,,,,why are salads so expensive . its like im being punished for tryna eat healthy .
+1783,@USER I think you're so cool! $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,user i think youre so cool . smiley
+3870,@USER I am procrastinating on getting work done b/c I am reading your new book! #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user i am procrastinating on getting work done bc i am reading your new book . irony
+1621,"@USER Thanks, that'll help loads #not",1,,,,,,,,user thanks thatll help loads not
+1835,There's a million trillion things I'd rather rather do profound lyrics big Sean. PROFOUND. #sarcasm #worstsongever,1,,,,,,,,theres a million trillion things id rather rather do profound lyrics big sean . profound . sarcasm worstsongever
+4630,so pumped to see @USER tonight :high_voltage:,0,,,,,,,,so pumped to see user tonight highvoltage
+3444,Trying to know all this history tonight is gonna kill me,1,trying to know all this history is going to be be a challenge,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,trying to know all this history tonight is gonna kill me
+3865,First day skiing #killedit #not #iwasshit #tignes #seasonlife HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,first day skiing killedit not iwasshit tignes seasonlife httpurl
+934,Raging debate on the importance of an Orlando Magic Summer League Championship. Definitely a notch below 6 if decided by coin flip. HTTPURL,1,An uninteresting conversation regarding the importance of an Orlando Magic Summer League title.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,raging debate on the importance of an orlando magic summer league championship . definitely a notch below 6 if decided by coin flip . httpurl
+1324,"And with this revelation, the African-American community's faith in law enforcement skyrockets! #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,and with this revelation the africanamerican communitys faith in law enforcement skyrockets . sarcasm httpurl
+4520,"Here’s the situation, DO WHATEVER MAKES YOUR HEART HAPPY!! You’re going to die one day dang it. At least do all the things you wanted to before you leave!!",0,,,,,,,,heres the situation do whatever makes your heart happy . youre going to die one day dang it . at least do all the things you wanted to before you leave .
+730,@USER stoked..#not,1,,,,,,,,user stoked . not
+5091,@USER kabhi I'm messier than usual messy wesay :persevering_face: I need chai & I'm resting for last 2 days. May be this is the reason.,0,,,,,,,,user kabhi im messier than usual messy wesay perseveringface i need chai im resting for last 2 days . may be this is the reason .
+1066,souja boy ALWAYS mad unprovoked,0,,,,,,,,souja boy always mad unprovoked
+4089,But someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty #irony #EricGarner,1,,,,,,,,but someone selling a pack of cigarettes gets a death penalty irony ericgarner
+2639,@USER @USER Thats quite an interesting number coz I managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in #2015.,0,,,,,,,,user user thats quite an interesting number coz i managed to read only 17 but i will surely make it in 2015 .
+1290,Did you know ? If you are reading this right now you are not blind..lol. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,did you know . if you are reading this right now you are not blind . lol . sarcasm
+1462,Lady Hale wearing the spookiest spider brooch I've ever seen to deliver a brutal smackdown is ICONIC,0,,,,,,,,lady hale wearing the spookiest spider brooch ive ever seen to deliver a brutal smackdown is iconic
+3375,Makes perfect sense to get mad about something that happen 4+ years ago. #not,1,,,,,,,,makes perfect sense to get mad about something that happen 4 years ago . not
+3698,I just had to hide all ads from Crumbl cookies cause I’m fat and can’t resist temptation :tired_face:,0,,,,,,,,i just had to hide all ads from crumbl cookies cause im fat and cant resist temptation tiredface
+747,so nice not having to worry about finding a student house for next year :person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand::person_tipping_hand: instead i just have to worry about literally everything else :squinting_face_with_tongue::squinting_face_with_tongue::squinting_face_with_tongue::squinting_face_with_tongue::squinting_face_with_tongue::squinting_face_with_tongue:,1,,,,,,,,so nice not having to worry about finding a student house for next year persontippinghandpersontippinghandpersontippinghandpersontippinghand instead i just have to worry about literally everything else squintingfacewithtonguesquintingfacewithtonguesquintingfacewithtonguesquintingfacewithtonguesquintingfacewithtonguesquintingfacewithtongue
+1511,Cold or warmth both suffuse one's cheeks with pink (colour/tone) .. Do you understand the underlying difference & its texture?,0,,,,,,,,cold or warmth both suffuse ones cheeks with pink colourtone . do you understand the underlying difference its texture .
+2088,Caribbean girls anthem Caribbean Girls by Stainless MOB now in stores online HTTPURL #IYON #Dancehall,0,,,,,,,,caribbean girls anthem caribbean girls by stainless mob now in stores online httpurl iyon dancehall
+3708,"@USER tbh I think the only time I hear trans people use it is trans mascs referring to themselves. I'm sure it does happen but the OG tweet really feels like ""made up a guy to be mad about""",0,,,,,,,,user tbh i think the only time i hear trans people use it is trans mascs referring to themselves . im sure it does happen but the og tweet really feels like made up a guy to be mad about
+4943,@USER thanks for noticing me #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user thanks for noticing me sarcasm
+4132,Just found out crossfire is still huge and there's a console ver coming out soonish. Best bed time story I've ever heard,0,,,,,,,,just found out crossfire is still huge and theres a console ver coming out soonish . best bed time story ive ever heard
+1704,"After being mom shamed because my two and a half year old wasn't going on the potty, she indicated it was her time. She has 100% record, goes without being prompted, and pulls up and down her own panties. Don't let anyone make you feel less.",0,,,,,,,,after being mom shamed because my two and a half year old wasnt going on the potty she indicated it was her time . she has 100 record goes without being prompted and pulls up and down her own panties . dont let anyone make you feel less .
+4322,"@USER @USER 1, Home schooled 3 children more :woman_teacher: which leads to 2, drank more wine and created a whiskey wine cocktail :drooling_face: 3, walked more! Some weeks I'm getting over 30 miles without leaving my house :flushed_face: 4, hid from the kids more hence the 30 miles, whiskey wine from the home schooling :face_with_tears_of_joy:",0,,,,,,,,user user 1 home schooled 3 children more womanteacher which leads to 2 drank more wine and created a whiskey wine cocktail droolingface 3 walked more . some weeks im getting over 30 miles without leaving my house flushedface 4 hid from the kids more hence the 30 miles whiskey wine from the home schooling facewithtearsofjoy
+1581,"Ahh the anti-trans lot are showing themselves to be very caring and thoughtful again, I see. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,ahh the antitrans lot are showing themselves to be very caring and thoughtful again i see . httpurl
+3116,Nowt worse than people on #prolific who set their surveys to “desktop only” gr88 now I have to find my laptop and get it to agree with me and I only have 10 minutes to do it thanks xox,1,,,,,,,,nowt worse than people on prolific who set their surveys to desktop only gr88 now i have to find my laptop and get it to agree with me and i only have 10 minutes to do it thanks xox
+325,"Got up early to get the earlier bus , & I miss it!! Now I have to wait..Well this day is starting off wonderful.. #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,got up early to get the earlier bus i miss it . now i have to wait . well this day is starting off wonderful . sarcasm
+4976,Look at this awesome product I've just brought . Cool huh? @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,look at this awesome product ive just brought . cool huh . user httpurl
+4991,@USER large companies don't pay tax and get away with it.individuals who don't pay get locked up or fined. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user large companies dont pay tax and get away with it . individuals who dont pay get locked up or fined . irony
+709,trying to get excited for biden to win the nomination by watching handmaids tale,1,,,,,,,,trying to get excited for biden to win the nomination by watching handmaids tale
+2638,"The #irony of the new JD gym bein right next to a Sayers ""sausage roll with salad please"" :flushed_face:",1,,,,,,,,the irony of the new jd gym bein right next to a sayers sausage roll with salad please flushedface
+948,What I’d do to be able to get the sims on my Switch :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,what id do to be able to get the sims on my switch wearyface
+2683,Mom: how about we bring your physical trainer Dunckin' Donuts. |Yes.. bringing donuts to a fitness fanatic would make perfect sense #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,mom how about we bring your physical trainer dunckin donuts . yes . bringing donuts to a fitness fanatic would make perfect sense sarcasm
+1699,Selling my 4 day lollapalooza pass! Message me if interested!,0,,,,,,,,selling my 4 day lollapalooza pass . message me if interested .
+1674,Where's the Good Governance that we are ordered to celebrate on Dec 25th ?? #goodgovernanceday #Christmas #Irony,1,,,,,,,,wheres the good governance that we are ordered to celebrate on dec 25th . goodgovernanceday christmas irony
+3076,Porygon2 #are #not found in the ww.monstermmorpg. com #wild. bulbiest follow @USER #working,0,,,,,,,,porygon2 are not found in the ww . monstermmorpg . com wild . bulbiest follow user working
+179,"Packing to move house, and currently wondering why I had to pick such a heavy hobby? Like, why did I have to pick reading? Books are so heavy, my back hurts. Why couldn’t I have picked knitting? Yarn is light :smiling_face_with_tear:",1,“I wish books were lighter.”,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,packing to move house and currently wondering why i had to pick such a heavy hobby . like why did i have to pick reading . books are so heavy my back hurts . why couldnt i have picked knitting . yarn is light smilingfacewithtear
+3389,@USER You can afford stocks? Teachers make SO MUCH money it's crazy! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user you can afford stocks . teachers make so much money its crazy . sarcasm
+2931,About to fuck up this Media exam #not #actuallyihopeso,1,,,,,,,,about to fuck up this media exam not actuallyihopeso
+4731,Gutted Doyle has gone back to #wwfc. I don't think we saw what he's capable of. #cpfc #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,gutted doyle has gone back to wwfc . i dont think we saw what hes capable of . cpfc sarcasm
+1601,@USER @USER @USER You might need a drop of tonic with that :winking_face::cocktail_glass:,1,,,,,,,,user user user you might need a drop of tonic with that winkingfacecocktailglass
+705,"I tweeted about how dangerous Glasgow is, and a Glaswegian party venue followed me. #win #irony",1,,,,,,,,i tweeted about how dangerous glasgow is and a glaswegian party venue followed me . win irony
+2764,"For a good laugh, follow me over on @USER to see my best attempt at covering sports business news for class this semester.",1,"I would say ""I have zero interest in sports, so definitely regretting the decision to sign up for a sports business class that's making me tweet about sports every day..""",1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,for a good laugh follow me over on user to see my best attempt at covering sports business news for class this semester .
+3216,It makes me happy when I watch comedy panel shows and my favourite comedians get along. WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS.,0,,,,,,,,it makes me happy when i watch comedy panel shows and my favourite comedians get along . we can all be friends .
+960,@USER @USER Very good. Just need to work on your spelling now :thumbs_up:,1,Excuse me but I think that you have made a spelling error on your last comment there.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user very good . just need to work on your spelling now thumbsup
+4100,Had no sleep and have got school now #not happy:pouting_face:,0,,,,,,,,had no sleep and have got school now not happypoutingface
+605,NEW #IRONY CURTAIN U.S. #Christians like @USER travel to #Russia to torment #LGBT who are seeking asylum here HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,new irony curtain u . s . christians like user travel to russia to torment lgbt who are seeking asylum here httpurl
+4256,#np #NowPlaying #NowListening #Music #Irony Of Dying On Your Birthday by #Senses Fail from the #album: #Let It E.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,np nowplaying nowlistening music irony of dying on your birthday by senses fail from the album let it e . httpurl
+1227,The shadowy Investigatory Powers Tribunal says tapping of major Internet cables OK. That's alright then. #Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the shadowy investigatory powers tribunal says tapping of major internet cables ok . thats alright then . not httpurl
+429,FOR SHAME .. THIRD TIME .. Pregnant Duchess wears designer dress for the THIRD time in New York HTTPURL via @USER #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,for shame . third time . pregnant duchess wears designer dress for the third time in new york httpurl via user sarcasm
+1381,I'm going wedding dress shopping Thursday :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,im going wedding dress shopping thursday smilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+1544,"@USER gotta hand it to them, really. :clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands:",0,,,,,,,,user gotta hand it to them really . clappinghandsclappinghandsclappinghands
+1803,Loving the repeats of 'Technical Fault' on every #SkyQ channel this afternoon. Truly gripping television :television: :face_with_rolling_eyes: @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,loving the repeats of technical fault on every skyq channel this afternoon . truly gripping television television facewithrollingeyes user user
+3977,"Can we appreciate how amazing vaccines are? We've got covid cases declining despite nightclubs being open! If we vaccinate school kids, we might even avoid a spike once the schools reopen.",0,,,,,,,,can we appreciate how amazing vaccines are . weve got covid cases declining despite nightclubs being open . if we vaccinate school kids we might even avoid a spike once the schools reopen .
+4104,Work Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.. Can't wait! #not,1,,,,,,,,work christmas eve and christmas day . cant wait . not
+459,"@USER #irony you were decrying a hate crime against a Bosnian man & now you're back to your same old game, inciting hate torwards Muslims.",1,,,,,,,,user irony you were decrying a hate crime against a bosnian man now youre back to your same old game inciting hate torwards muslims .
+4367,"im also dating a billionaire now, and it turns out that capitalism can be good, sometimes",1,,,,,,,,im also dating a billionaire now and it turns out that capitalism can be good sometimes
+1943,Its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain #Girl #December #Love #Dream #Not #Strong HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,its so hard to choose between the pleasure and the pain girl december love dream not strong httpurl
+3748,I love finals week! #justkidding #sarcasm #stressed,1,,,,,,,,i love finals week . justkidding sarcasm stressed
+2574,I’m a HORRIBLE PERSON but one of my VERY FAVORITE THINGS is watching HUGE RICH TOURIST FAMILIES get on the El and then ALL FALL DOWN when the train starts moving,0,,,,,,,,im a horrible person but one of my very favorite things is watching huge rich tourist families get on the el and then all fall down when the train starts moving
+2282,@USER @USER I honestly haven't a clue. I'd hope there were some since the surveillance cams I've seen show barely anything,0,,,,,,,,user user i honestly havent a clue . id hope there were some since the surveillance cams ive seen show barely anything
+4763,Gawd! I love 9am lectures and 4-6pm lectures. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,gawd . i love 9am lectures and 46pm lectures . not
+2508,@USER What do you know about #iubb? Tom Crean is a coaching genius #not!,1,,,,,,,,user what do you know about iubb . tom crean is a coaching genius not .
+2986,A design firm's holiday card skewers corporate jargon. Hand biting mouth? #jargon #design #sarcasm|HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,a design firms holiday card skewers corporate jargon . hand biting mouth . jargon design sarcasmhttpurl
+4177,Feeling the love with 4 different people wishing me good luck on my exam today #didicomplainaboutitthatmuch,0,,,,,,,,feeling the love with 4 different people wishing me good luck on my exam today didicomplainaboutitthatmuch
+1874,"Also, hopefully and presumably, the Magic front office continuing to do right by players. Give an opportunity - develop - let them go to a better situation. That's the way to do it.",0,,,,,,,,also hopefully and presumably the magic front office continuing to do right by players . give an opportunity develop let them go to a better situation . thats the way to do it .
+3394,Save Manage & Make Money - Join for $99 make $600 #Discounts #Vacations and more HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,save manage make money join for 99 make 600 discounts vacations and more httpurl
+129,That moment when someone accidentally deletes everything on your phone #BestChristmasEver #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,that moment when someone accidentally deletes everything on your phone bestchristmasever sarcasm
+1847,"Another day, another elementary math equation that people are arguing the answer in the comments on my Facebook feed",0,,,,,,,,another day another elementary math equation that people are arguing the answer in the comments on my facebook feed
+375,Imagine spending 14 years building an image of being a genuine communist party only to throw it all down the shit can with a year long campaign of being bigoted traditionalists. Funny how you see much less CPGB-ML activity in cities all across the UK since this shit started. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,imagine spending 14 years building an image of being a genuine communist party only to throw it all down the shit can with a year long campaign of being bigoted traditionalists . funny how you see much less cpgbml activity in cities all across the uk since this shit started . httpurl
+4697,Just.. wow @USER,1,,,,,,,,just . wow user
+3119,#Irony We cram 5 minutes before an exam and get a tag of qualified person.,1,,,,,,,,irony we cram 5 minutes before an exam and get a tag of qualified person .
+4626,Luv this #not,1,,,,,,,,luv this not
+4399,Some guy is whistling better by khalid and it sounds so good but i dont wanna say anything cos hes a grown ass dude,0,,,,,,,,some guy is whistling better by khalid and it sounds so good but i dont wanna say anything cos hes a grown ass dude
+3429,The most exciting thing to look forward to this weekend..work :face_with_rolling_eyes::loudly_crying_face:,1,,,,,,,,the most exciting thing to look forward to this weekend . work facewithrollingeyesloudlycryingface
+1755,"Few of us who are in ""low classed jobs"" who are still in work as we are classed as essential workers are the same people who were claiming UC over the past few years & got scrutinised for it. #UniversalCredit is trending because now people see how UC isn't just for ""lower class"".",0,,,,,,,,few of us who are in low classed jobs who are still in work as we are classed as essential workers are the same people who were claiming uc over the past few years got scrutinised for it . universalcredit is trending because now people see how uc isnt just for lower class .
+3027,"Migrains,, throwing up are always fun #not",1,,,,,,,,migrains throwing up are always fun not
+577,Love this weather #Not,1,,,,,,,,love this weather not
+4818,@USER oh mature girls #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user oh mature girls sarcasm
+1858,@USER @USER @USER my tinder convos have been leaked,1,This man doesn’t like Irish girls which is very different to me.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user my tinder convos have been leaked
+3645,I enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::face_blowing_a_kiss::flushed_face: #heyyall #GoodMorning HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i enjoy stealing my husband hat every once in awhile smilingfacewithhearteyesfaceblowingakissflushedface heyyall goodmorning httpurl
+2356,Pernille deserves better,0,,,,,,,,pernille deserves better
+3502,"If you replaced every 1 million dollars Jeff Bezos is worth for 1 dollar, he would have $200,00, which is still more wealth than is owned by millions of Americans.",0,,,,,,,,if you replaced every 1 million dollars jeff bezos is worth for 1 dollar he would have 20000 which is still more wealth than is owned by millions of americans .
+2983,#Big #match #verdict: Tottenham's #Chelsea #loss #was #NOT #another #dark #night #at #the ..: There was no end to.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,big match verdict tottenhams chelsea loss was not another dark night at the . there was no end to . httpurl
+2232,I reckon I could have put that in the net Morelos sir,1,That goal should have been easy for Morelos!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i reckon i could have put that in the net morelos sir
+78,These people are our nation. Amplify their voices with every breath you can #FarmersProtest #FarmersStandingFirm,0,,,,,,,,these people are our nation . amplify their voices with every breath you can farmersprotest farmersstandingfirm
+3307,"Queer marriage is not allowed because it doesn't follow the ""age-old customs, rituals, practices, culturla ethos and societal values"", but all cis-men can commit infidelity with no consequences. Happy fuckin Pride people :upside-down_face: #SupremeCourtofIndia",1,"While we are celebrating pride, we should also understand that we are denying non-binary people rights because of prejudices of the Supreme Court.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,queer marriage is not allowed because it doesnt follow the ageold customs rituals practices culturla ethos and societal values but all cismen can commit infidelity with no consequences . happy fuckin pride people upsidedownface supremecourtofindia
+739,Anyone else have that one person who you’ve been getting wrong number calls for since you got a cell phone in 2007?,0,,,,,,,,anyone else have that one person who youve been getting wrong number calls for since you got a cell phone in 2007 .
+837,this just in: phobias CAN be chosen and you CAN get rid of them by just not being scared! :smiling_face_with_hearts: /s,1,phobias cannot be chosen and choosing to not be scared is not an option for genuine phobias,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,this just in phobias can be chosen and you can get rid of them by just not being scared . smilingfacewithhearts s
+3301,"Indian society teaches how ""Not to get raped"" rather than ""Don't rape"" #irony #Sadhvi #MufflerMan #Indias30 #Rohtak",1,,,,,,,,indian society teaches how not to get raped rather than dont rape irony sadhvi mufflerman indias30 rohtak
+2867,Today's pre-lunch starter: jelly beans :smiling_face_with_hearts:,0,,,,,,,,todays prelunch starter jelly beans smilingfacewithhearts
+4915,candy darling hits differently sometimes,0,,,,,,,,candy darling hits differently sometimes
+2256,I just wanna have the same love for life as Phil from Modern Family is that too much to ask,0,,,,,,,,i just wanna have the same love for life as phil from modern family is that too much to ask
+121,Imagine going to university for 4 years when you could just follow Elon Musk on twitter for free,1,Go to school,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,imagine going to university for 4 years when you could just follow elon musk on twitter for free
+4857,HTTPURL #TeenAnalCasting #Alice Alice and Dana -TLW 3X05 Part 2,0,,,,,,,,httpurl teenanalcasting alice alice and dana tlw 3x05 part 2
+2186,The people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government over-reach. #irony #cognitivedissonance,1,,,,,,,,the people supporting police violence seem to be the same assholes that scream about government overreach . irony cognitivedissonance
+855,"Hey Siri, how do I stop simping?",1,I don't like that I put too much effort into someone who may not like me back.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,hey siri how do i stop simping .
+1488,wow this growth spurt is really taking longer than i thought haha,1,I am short.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow this growth spurt is really taking longer than i thought haha
+3857,am i the only one who feels like the re-recording of you will be found is really dull?? like during the “have you seen this” part & where they’re talking about the video blowing up like there’s no excitement whatsoever,0,,,,,,,,am i the only one who feels like the rerecording of you will be found is really dull . like during the have you seen this part where theyre talking about the video blowing up like theres no excitement whatsoever
+119,Wow! Arsenal making me Ludogoret putting that bet on now #ARS #ChampionsLeague #arslud,1,,,,,,,,wow . arsenal making me ludogoret putting that bet on now ars championsleague arslud
+2406,So Aaron sorkin goes on @USER to talk about not liking the media talking about Sony hack? Using media to bitch about media? #irony,1,,,,,,,,so aaron sorkin goes on user to talk about not liking the media talking about sony hack . using media to bitch about media . irony
+923,Wheres the rodgers in brigade #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,wheres the rodgers in brigade sarcasm
+5090,Cats are so cute I wish I wasn't allergic :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,cats are so cute i wish i wasnt allergic loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface
+2387,Getting sick just in time for finals is so great #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,getting sick just in time for finals is so great sarcasm
+4040,my computer does this fun thing now where it shakes in a way that exactly replicates what happens to my vision when i forget my meds so that’s exciting !,1,Yes,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my computer does this fun thing now where it shakes in a way that exactly replicates what happens to my vision when i forget my meds so thats exciting .
+1682,"#SpaceX is incredible. For all the problems in the world, the pursuit of discovery and doing things that have never been done before warms my heart! :rocket:",0,,,,,,,,spacex is incredible . for all the problems in the world the pursuit of discovery and doing things that have never been done before warms my heart . rocket
+2113,Tell my 18 month old to not put what is in her hand into her mouth. Her solution: try to shove it in Mom's mouth. #olilogic,0,,,,,,,,tell my 18 month old to not put what is in her hand into her mouth . her solution try to shove it in moms mouth . olilogic
+523,"But @USER was trying to find us, and my battery died. Guess how he found us? Yes, that bastard wand! #irony!!",1,,,,,,,,but user was trying to find us and my battery died . guess how he found us . yes that bastard wand . irony .
+4591,@USER happy to be of some small service ;) @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,user happy to be of some small service user user
+1808,Yay! More worthless Windows 8.1 updates. Computer still never sleeps/hibernates on its own. #fixit #fail #Microsoft #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,yay . more worthless windows 8 . 1 updates . computer still never sleepshibernates on its own . fixit fail microsoft sarcasm
+467,Kind of love how I got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where I was yet they constantly sell their ticket & I never ask #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,kind of love how i got a voicemail from my seat neighbor wondering where i was yet they constantly sell their ticket i never ask sarcasm
+1454,why is butter so extraordinary,0,,,,,,,,why is butter so extraordinary
+4103,"And another DPD parcel ""delivered"" but not nowhere to be seen, top job :thumbs_up:",1,,,,,,,,and another dpd parcel delivered but not nowhere to be seen top job thumbsup
+4021,everyone please stop playing Old Town Road I’m begging you,0,,,,,,,,everyone please stop playing old town road im begging you
+4279,Day 1. Ski school with instructor Patrick. Soon I'll be ready for the black slopes. #sarcasm.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,day 1 . ski school with instructor patrick . soon ill be ready for the black slopes . sarcasm . httpurl
+600,@USER my 7-year-old got it for me! I think Macy's HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user my 7yearold got it for me . i think macys httpurl
+4941,"Well done @USER you're doing a great job #sarcasm ""@USER A&E Waiting Times Worst Since Records Began HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,well done user youre doing a great job sarcasm user ae waiting times worst since records began httpurl
+865,Oh boy I hope life KEEPS fucking me in the ass that would be magic.,1,,,,,,,,oh boy i hope life keeps fucking me in the ass that would be magic .
+1619,Fully charged my #Anker portable charger..it lasted 1/2 an hour. #Not Awesome #Fail,1,,,,,,,,fully charged my anker portable charger . it lasted 12 an hour . not awesome fail
+2279,Today gives some hope for a decent summer! #bbeeaauuttiffuul,1,,,,,,,,today gives some hope for a decent summer . bbeeaauuttiffuul
+2516,#bbccricket @USER how often do two batters reach their century in the same over? #AskingForAFriend,0,,,,,,,,bbccricket user how often do two batters reach their century in the same over . askingforafriend
+2015,I reckon zoella will get engaged in New York this year,0,,,,,,,,i reckon zoella will get engaged in new york this year
+3916,Couldn't agree more! RT @USER Nothing makes me feel more special than receiving an automated DM. #not,1,,,,,,,,couldnt agree more . rt user nothing makes me feel more special than receiving an automated dm . not
+3213,This clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder I develop #irony,1,,,,,,,,this clinical psychology exam is gunna be the main cause of whatever mental disorder i develop irony
+272,God never fails and he certainly never forgets about us. So trust in Him in all that you do!,0,,,,,,,,god never fails and he certainly never forgets about us . so trust in him in all that you do .
+2899,I love the sims but all I do is make gay vampires,0,,,,,,,,i love the sims but all i do is make gay vampires
+2465,Finally got my phone back! #crap #samsung,0,,,,,,,,finally got my phone back . crap samsung
+4180,my greatest downfall is having an upset stomach then eating spicy food to make it worse.,0,,,,,,,,my greatest downfall is having an upset stomach then eating spicy food to make it worse .
+4639,"Sad I don't have a Christmas jumper, thanks @USER for your super fast delivery :thumbs_up: #NOT",1,,,,,,,,sad i dont have a christmas jumper thanks user for your super fast delivery thumbsup not
+2094,@USER your last retweet though #irony,1,,,,,,,,user your last retweet though irony
+5152,"Close to white folks, I am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism.-Bell Hooks #Ferguson",0,,,,,,,,close to white folks i am forced to witness firsthand their willful ignorance about the impact of race and racism . bell hooks ferguson
+4764,Great. Get to go to a million pull-a-parts for a fucking switch for our envoy.,1,,,,,,,,great . get to go to a million pullaparts for a fucking switch for our envoy .
+4897,"@USER Gas below $1 per litre in Ottawa. Happy holidays. HTTPURL .. Yes, crisis averted #not",1,,,,,,,,user gas below 1 per litre in ottawa . happy holidays . httpurl . yes crisis averted not
+4552,When is the person trying to log into their apple account going to realize the texts are going to someone else's phone.. It won't stop.,0,,,,,,,,when is the person trying to log into their apple account going to realize the texts are going to someone elses phone . it wont stop .
+1595,i got a job. i think i will like it. ^_^,0,,,,,,,,i got a job . i think i will like it .
+4478,"Religion is unfounded, else, Allah would have saved the kids. #Irony. @USER @USER #PeshawarAttack #PakSchoolSiege",1,,,,,,,,religion is unfounded else allah would have saved the kids . irony . user user peshawarattack pakschoolsiege
+2737,been in college for 3 weeks and learned that I've been experiencing the educational form of racism my whole life and that im probably dyslexic,0,,,,,,,,been in college for 3 weeks and learned that ive been experiencing the educational form of racism my whole life and that im probably dyslexic
+4569,Strong people have no need to bully. Bullies are never strong. Shouting and losing your temper are not signs of strength.,0,,,,,,,,strong people have no need to bully . bullies are never strong . shouting and losing your temper are not signs of strength .
+1529,Choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go.,0,,,,,,,,choose your words carefully hurting someone feelings is not the right way to go .
+672,"Going to M&S food will be the highlight of my day later, can’t wait:OK_hand_light_skin_tone::grinning_face_with_sweat:",1,"“I love M&S food, can’t wait to buy dinner there later.”",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,going to ms food will be the highlight of my day later cant waitokhandlightskintonegrinningfacewithsweat
+3079,"i am afraid that, despite all of your words and actions, you actually just hate me",0,,,,,,,,i am afraid that despite all of your words and actions you actually just hate me
+4182,"It's been so lovely to see the world in blue and green and gold again this afternoon after a week or more of endless grey. Sunshine, I have missed you.",0,,,,,,,,its been so lovely to see the world in blue and green and gold again this afternoon after a week or more of endless grey . sunshine i have missed you .
+1913,i just sewed through my finger and my brain is just like ' how annoying is it that i just broke another needle and i'm going to have to buy some more' instead of OW I have 2 holes in my finger. can i swap brains,0,,,,,,,,i just sewed through my finger and my brain is just like how annoying is it that i just broke another needle and im going to have to buy some more instead of ow i have 2 holes in my finger . can i swap brains
+1572,Mastered driving in my pyjamas without breaking down! Yay.,1,,,,,,,,mastered driving in my pyjamas without breaking down . yay .
+2290,It is always nice when I am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and I hear weird creepy noises and its really dark #not,1,,,,,,,,it is always nice when i am taking a cig break at like 2am at my house and i hear weird creepy noises and its really dark not
+2268,Just yelled at #someone #telling me to do #something #youre #not my #mum #mistake was..it was actually my mum,1,,,,,,,,just yelled at someone telling me to do something youre not my mum mistake was . it was actually my mum
+2070,Weather bomb. Weather. Bomb. ||I applaud the media's innovation in helping to sensationalise the usual autumn climate #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,weather bomb . weather . bomb . i applaud the medias innovation in helping to sensationalise the usual autumn climate sarcasm
+4375,Can always #countonmother to impart #wordsofkindness. Especially on a special day! #not!!,1,,,,,,,,can always countonmother to impart wordsofkindness . especially on a special day . not .
+1958,Tchia is adorable and looks like a sleeper hit,0,,,,,,,,tchia is adorable and looks like a sleeper hit
+2338,Amazing! Simply amazing. Well done Sky Brown. You are an inspiration to all of us. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,amazing . simply amazing . well done sky brown . you are an inspiration to all of us . httpurl
+684,im about to just walk into a place and start working then and there and they'll have no choice but to hire me on the spot,1,I wish someone would hire me so I don't have to go through hoops and hurdles.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im about to just walk into a place and start working then and there and theyll have no choice but to hire me on the spot
+2482,Haha love when I accidentally spray perfume in my eye :person_gesturing_OK: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,haha love when i accidentally spray perfume in my eye persongesturingok sarcasm
+4782,i love jumping on zoom meetings where everyone is talking about their kids & i'm stuffing my face with taco bell,1,I'm sick of listening to my coworkers talk about their kids & want to eat my lunch in peace!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love jumping on zoom meetings where everyone is talking about their kids im stuffing my face with taco bell
+3541,Love the fact I'm sick on my birthday #not,1,,,,,,,,love the fact im sick on my birthday not
+4137,The amount of yelling that was done at Fish Camp was insane,0,,,,,,,,the amount of yelling that was done at fish camp was insane
+4451,"@USER You’re right, I should be grateful for you at least",0,,,,,,,,user youre right i should be grateful for you at least
+3904,Am I surprised that my coworker is not going to show up today? #NOT #Flurries,1,,,,,,,,am i surprised that my coworker is not going to show up today . not flurries
+4168,Just a little bit inaccessible. For every reader who licks their fingers before turning the pages.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,just a little bit inaccessible . for every reader who licks their fingers before turning the pages . httpurl
+3800,What is most important today is not family or health but rather NBA action. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,what is most important today is not family or health but rather nba action . sarcasm
+44,Why’s Netflix taken Mock the Week off I’m so upset :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,whys netflix taken mock the week off im so upset loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface
+338,maybe i am a cyber bully,1,Telling someone when they’re wrong and being ignorant doesnt make me a cyber bully.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,maybe i am a cyber bully
+4685,"@USER @USER @USER @USER #GamerGate , now with weaponized Ninjas. we trained with Assasins Creed. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user user user gamergate now with weaponized ninjas . we trained with assasins creed . sarcasm
+2668,My favorite dreams are the ones where you wake up covered in tears. #not,1,,,,,,,,my favorite dreams are the ones where you wake up covered in tears . not
+4949,Dead supportive family I've got. #not,1,,,,,,,,dead supportive family ive got . not
+574,Something about being up late and seeing #Toonami trending satisfied a weird nostalgic longing in me I didn’t expect,0,,,,,,,,something about being up late and seeing toonami trending satisfied a weird nostalgic longing in me i didnt expect
+3405,Its gonna be a loong day.. but yolo lets have fun :grinning_squinting_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,its gonna be a loong day . but yolo lets have fun grinningsquintingface not
+4327,@USER you tweet about having a flip phone? Now that's the definition of #Irony,0,,,,,,,,user you tweet about having a flip phone . now thats the definition of irony
+1368,what does Coldplay put into their music that makes me always want to cry??,0,,,,,,,,what does coldplay put into their music that makes me always want to cry .
+3844,"At this time more than most, it is important to celebrate #Pride2020 No one should ever be afraid to love who they love, or to show it. #Pride",0,,,,,,,,at this time more than most it is important to celebrate pride2020 no one should ever be afraid to love who they love or to show it . pride
+664,It’s a great feeling knowing that I receive the rarest form of love on a daily … :sparkles:UNCONDITIONAL LOVE:sparkles: is something most people never get to experience so i cherish this blessing that God has given me because He came at the RIGHT TIME :partying_face::white_heart: #3yearsdown #BlackLove,0,,,,,,,,its a great feeling knowing that i receive the rarest form of love on a daily sparklesunconditional lovesparkles is something most people never get to experience so i cherish this blessing that god has given me because he came at the right time partyingfacewhiteheart 3yearsdown blacklove
+1952,"Working in stately homes means walking in to a tap running that definitely wasn't when you locked up (and isn't broken), and hearing the doorstop that you're looking for knock against a cabinet when you're not in that part of the room.",0,,,,,,,,working in stately homes means walking in to a tap running that definitely wasnt when you locked up and isnt broken and hearing the doorstop that youre looking for knock against a cabinet when youre not in that part of the room .
+1754,Jusuf Nurkic #Bulls RT @USER He clearly has a lot of talent. Kind of amazing that Denver got him and Gary Harris for McDermott.,0,,,,,,,,jusuf nurkic bulls rt user he clearly has a lot of talent . kind of amazing that denver got him and gary harris for mcdermott .
+3576,Feels like we been playing against the refs most games. That was a clean Wall block that the refs took away. Ugh.,0,,,,,,,,feels like we been playing against the refs most games . that was a clean wall block that the refs took away . ugh .
+1810,@USER I have the box set of The Complete Steptoe and Son. That should cheer you up #not,1,,,,,,,,user i have the box set of the complete steptoe and son . that should cheer you up not
+5153,"@USER @USER Wasn't that full in the nosebleeds where I was sitting, but it was fun! Crowd reacting to JoePa is my fav memory.",0,,,,,,,,user user wasnt that full in the nosebleeds where i was sitting but it was fun . crowd reacting to joepa is my fav memory .
+3264,Maccies are becoming too regular:persevering_face:,0,,,,,,,,maccies are becoming too regularperseveringface
+707,@USER even your link to the service alert is down. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user even your link to the service alert is down . irony
+4740,@USER the police turned it violent. (-_-) I so LOVE the truth in headlines!! (-_-) #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user the police turned it violent . i so love the truth in headlines . sarcasm
+912,"@USER followup to Ferguson/stereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do ""hood-rat"" stuff? #irony",1,,,,,,,,user followup to fergusonstereotyping talk is audio about a kid who wants to do hoodrat stuff . irony
+4343,Another shoutout to @USER for their WiFi 'service'. My e-mails may even load by the time I reach my destination in 3 hrs. Only a mere £8 for the privilege of waiting. Makes my 3-figure rail ticket even more of a bargain. I remain naively optimistic for improvement..,1,,,,,,,,another shoutout to user for their wifi service . my emails may even load by the time i reach my destination in 3 hrs . only a mere 8 for the privilege of waiting . makes my 3figure rail ticket even more of a bargain . i remain naively optimistic for improvement .
+2237,"@USER IKR?! don't you see? he's gonna cry from his utter joy of being with that crybaby! Such a beautiful ""couple"" #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user ikr . dont you see . hes gonna cry from his utter joy of being with that crybaby . such a beautiful couple sarcasm
+3227,@USER great service!! My wife is still waiting for you to turn up! 3hrs 45 minutes and counting!!,1,,,,,,,,user great service . my wife is still waiting for you to turn up . 3hrs 45 minutes and counting .
+96,"Ah yes, back spasms when I take a deep breath. This is :sparkles:28:sparkles:.",1,I should not be having back spasms when I take deep breaths at age 28.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ah yes back spasms when i take a deep breath . this is sparkles28sparkles .
+5007,Ready to conquer the day:winking_face_with_tongue: #not @USER #leavemealonemom #my2fave:red_heart:#bahhumbug HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ready to conquer the daywinkingfacewithtongue not user leavemealonemom my2faveredheartbahhumbug httpurl
+5076,"@USER I infer that you are besmirching coffee, but that can't be right",0,,,,,,,,user i infer that you are besmirching coffee but that cant be right
+4793,Of course my train is 19 minutes late and the train on the opposite platform is 2 minutes early. So predictable :locomotive::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,of course my train is 19 minutes late and the train on the opposite platform is 2 minutes early . so predictable locomotivefacewithtearsofjoy
+4186,"""I don't think Tinder is the place to find someone!"" Thanks Julie, I'll look forward to your alternative suggestions. :unamused_face:",1,,,,,,,,i dont think tinder is the place to find someone . thanks julie ill look forward to your alternative suggestions . unamusedface
+192,I was really happy to hear that all of the NBC hockey talking heads pointed out Ovechkin's strong Corsi & +4 status this season. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i was really happy to hear that all of the nbc hockey talking heads pointed out ovechkins strong corsi 4 status this season . sarcasm
+4755,Turning in my paper then coming back home and studying #perfectday #not,1,,,,,,,,turning in my paper then coming back home and studying perfectday not
+893,Sunset over the Appalachian mountains. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sunset over the appalachian mountains . httpurl
+4786,@USER Thank you @USER for having me on the cover of the Feminism issue. My favourite magazine cover ever. LorraineELLE X #irony,1,,,,,,,,user thank you user for having me on the cover of the feminism issue . my favourite magazine cover ever . lorraineelle x irony
+1123,My vision looks like this = just let me enjoy my first winter outside through a peep hole #sarcasm #growingwinter HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,my vision looks like this just let me enjoy my first winter outside through a peep hole sarcasm growingwinter httpurl
+1441,I love how the prof before our class doesn’t answer questions in class so always has a huge line at the end that drags into our class time,1,,,,,,,,i love how the prof before our class doesnt answer questions in class so always has a huge line at the end that drags into our class time
+2037,Big day in the Mumford house #sports day,1,Such a shame there’s no sports day.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,big day in the mumford house sports day
+2280,"ah yes, of the course the summer rain pours when im on foot.",1,"""why did it have to rain when im walking?""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ah yes of the course the summer rain pours when im on foot .
+2168,"see, that MIGHT show up on a background check, and you'd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection @USER",0,,,,,,,,see that might show up on a background check and youd be denied its a catch 22 we have the right to self protection user
+982,"@USER If it's a ""Blue Ribbon Panel"", then it will be all good. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user if its a blue ribbon panel then it will be all good . sarcasm
+641,And you just skip my TBH? Do you not like me so much as to just erase me from your life or something? #awesome #NOT:face_with_steam_from_nose:,1,,,,,,,,and you just skip my tbh . do you not like me so much as to just erase me from your life or something . awesome notfacewithsteamfromnose
+2932,A lot of time could be saved if #olympics #boxing officials would release their pre-determined results in advance.,1,,,,,,,,a lot of time could be saved if olympics boxing officials would release their predetermined results in advance .
+1003,@USER @USER but they did uncover the hidden arsenals of WMD in iraq as a result of the (torture) enhanced interrogation #not,1,,,,,,,,user user but they did uncover the hidden arsenals of wmd in iraq as a result of the torture enhanced interrogation not
+3674,"amazing how many ""americans"" slag off capitalism , from the comfort of armchairs, sipping decaf,skinny, pumpkins spice lattes #Irony",1,,,,,,,,amazing how many americans slag off capitalism from the comfort of armchairs sipping decafskinny pumpkins spice lattes irony
+4305,"Good news! Thanks to the #ACA, my husbands insurance premium jumped up 971.2% in one year! Hooray! #sarcasm #ThanksObama",1,,,,,,,,good news . thanks to the aca my husbands insurance premium jumped up 971 . 2 in one year . hooray . sarcasm thanksobama
+4301,Cluck! RT @USER Most transparent administration ever sends password-protected documents to Oversight. #irony #Gruber,1,,,,,,,,cluck . rt user most transparent administration ever sends passwordprotected documents to oversight . irony gruber
+4181,Tell u what it’s soo nice to see things getting back to normal :pleading_face::pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,tell u what its soo nice to see things getting back to normal pleadingfacepleadingface
+1965,A day in the life of me: Today I googled “Air Bud quotes” for something work-related,0,,,,,,,,a day in the life of me today i googled air bud quotes for something workrelated
+702,"An inspiring afternoon spent hearing the impact of #FGM first hand, from an incredible survivor. One in three women will experience gender-based violence in their lifetime. A shocking statistic that brings home the prevalence of this issue. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,an inspiring afternoon spent hearing the impact of fgm first hand from an incredible survivor . one in three women will experience genderbased violence in their lifetime . a shocking statistic that brings home the prevalence of this issue . httpurl
+83,@USER 1/5th. Just like in the real world! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user 15th . just like in the real world . sarcasm
+352,@USER And here I though that a one programmer operation had the same money and power as EA. #TheMoreYouKnow #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user and here i though that a one programmer operation had the same money and power as ea . themoreyouknow sarcasm
+779,i just loove when my guy friends give me thorough descriptions of their bowel movements.. #NOT #WHY #STOPTHIS,1,,,,,,,,i just loove when my guy friends give me thorough descriptions of their bowel movements . not why stopthis
+5106,"Im aware that NYE celebrations are usually laiden with false expectations,I'll just be happy to close the door and kick 2014's arse thru it.",0,,,,,,,,im aware that nye celebrations are usually laiden with false expectationsill just be happy to close the door and kick 2014s arse thru it .
+3929,10/10 reading my yearbook will always cheer me up,0,,,,,,,,1010 reading my yearbook will always cheer me up
+2388,"@USER I think being gay is wrong, its like people chose to be gay just to piss off the magic old man that lives in the sky #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user i think being gay is wrong its like people chose to be gay just to piss off the magic old man that lives in the sky sarcasm
+1258,"@USER So happy I got an offer from Trinity Laban, I'd take Greenwich over Leeds any day leeds is where it's at :woman_dancing::raised_hand: #NOT",1,,,,,,,,user so happy i got an offer from trinity laban id take greenwich over leeds any day leeds is where its at womandancingraisedhand not
+842,can i get a yeet yeEt for anxiety?,0,,,,,,,,can i get a yeet yeet for anxiety .
+3044,One from her please *cries* HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,one from her please cries httpurl
+572,Tried to give myself a trim last night and ended up cutting like 4 inches :woozy_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,tried to give myself a trim last night and ended up cutting like 4 inches woozyfaceloudlycryingface
+1618,"It's too bad all this is happening to #TheInterview, it looks like a really good movie. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,its too bad all this is happening to theinterview it looks like a really good movie . sarcasm
+1522,sure you have a paying job but are you a Silver Chick Fil A Rewards member? :face_with_steam_from_nose::face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_monocle:,1,People are out here working paying jobs and I'm just a Chick File A silver rewards member,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,sure you have a paying job but are you a silver chick fil a rewards member . facewithsteamfromnosefacewithrollingeyesfacewithmonocle
+1540,Omg flashbacks to emma blackery girl balls merch and the fact that i spent money on it,0,,,,,,,,omg flashbacks to emma blackery girl balls merch and the fact that i spent money on it
+1291,"Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but surely the head hochos at EFL, FA, UEFA, FIFA should've cut some matches when starting the season a month late- No need for so many European ties with 2 legs, International friendlies nor League Cup. So many injuries already- many more to come.",0,,,,,,,,hindsight is a wonderful thing but surely the head hochos at efl fa uefa fifa shouldve cut some matches when starting the season a month late no need for so many european ties with 2 legs international friendlies nor league cup . so many injuries already many more to come .
+3222,"It’s so amazing how people forget you exist until they want something from you :,)",1,It is terrible how people forget you exist until they want something from you.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its so amazing how people forget you exist until they want something from you
+3660,what a good time to start voting again #sarcasm #BestNewArtist Fifth Harmony,1,,,,,,,,what a good time to start voting again sarcasm bestnewartist fifth harmony
+4169,I love my mom #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love my mom sarcasm
+727,I love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car. It makes my car smell great! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love when people leave their smelly shoes in my car . it makes my car smell great . sarcasm
+3160,Gotta love working the day after Christmas #not #smellya,1,,,,,,,,gotta love working the day after christmas not smellya
+97,We provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate. HTTPURL @USER,0,,,,,,,,we provide a structure that ensures you will successfully invest in real estate . httpurl user
+3099,I WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH !!,0,,,,,,,,i want to go to the beach .
+5034,"Wings? I don't have wings! |""Of course not.. You're a boy!""",0,,,,,,,,wings . i dont have wings . of course not . youre a boy .
+291,Hopefully the amount I’ve tweeted about some racist comedian I’d never heard of a week ago has stopped global warming and brought down the Trump administration,1,,,,,,,,hopefully the amount ive tweeted about some racist comedian id never heard of a week ago has stopped global warming and brought down the trump administration
+1799,"""friends""",1,Understand the meaning of being a true friend.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,friends
+4541,I got asked if I needed a kid’s menu today..21 is treating me well :baby_medium-light_skin_tone:,1,"""I got asked if I needed a kid's menu today..21 is not treating me well. I wish I looked my age.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i got asked if i needed a kids menu today . 21 is treating me well babymediumlightskintone
+2976,Sailing-|×|#me #selfie #ootd #not #cool #not #cute #girl #tumblr #black #style #rock #punk #vsco.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sailingme selfie ootd not cool not cute girl tumblr black style rock punk vsco . httpurl
+1733,"#Twitter pushes people to read, while #Facebook pushes people to breed.|#TrueFact #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,twitter pushes people to read while facebook pushes people to breed . truefact sarcasm
+2271,@USER MK1 Shadow Shift was so much fun. #not @USER,1,,,,,,,,user mk1 shadow shift was so much fun . not user
+2554,Love it when I have a 10 minute wait on @USER and as I reach no wait it knocks me back to 10 more minutes. Fantastic. #not,1,,,,,,,,love it when i have a 10 minute wait on user and as i reach no wait it knocks me back to 10 more minutes . fantastic . not
+992,@USER The person who wrote that is clearly a bit of a tit #irony,1,,,,,,,,user the person who wrote that is clearly a bit of a tit irony
+2361,Online shopping with no credit card :smiling_face: #NOT #Umm.. #JustBrowsing :smiling_face:,1,,,,,,,,online shopping with no credit card smilingface not umm . justbrowsing smilingface
+800,@USER ready for Jeb #sarcasm and first female #POTUS,1,,,,,,,,user ready for jeb sarcasm and first female potus
+3868,Ayee it’s officially “I’m not even your girl” season :face_with_tongue:,1,I don’t belong to anybody until someone makes me change my Facebook status.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ayee its officially im not even your girl season facewithtongue
+5050,"See, this is why you shouldn't use version control! #sarcasm #notjustWordPress.. ||HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,see this is why you shouldnt use version control . sarcasm notjustwordpress . httpurl
+3661,this bruh rly told me “Ur anger issues are my playground:smiling_face_with_hearts:” so uhh hmu if u wana be friends bc i need new ones k thx(:,1,My friend just told me “Ur anger issues are my playground.” That was rude of him.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,this bruh rly told me ur anger issues are my playgroundsmilingfacewithhearts so uhh hmu if u wana be friends bc i need new ones k thx
+4705,"My professors moustache is so uneven, Mohstash would be ashamed right now",0,,,,,,,,my professors moustache is so uneven mohstash would be ashamed right now
+3176,Had my hair cut :grinning_face:,0,,,,,,,,had my hair cut grinningface
+2878,Obama wants closer relations with a Marxist nation.. I'm SHOCKED I tell you! SHOCKED! #sarcasm #cuba HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,obama wants closer relations with a marxist nation . im shocked i tell you . shocked . sarcasm cuba httpurl
+4878,"@USER Nah, it's better we all act like the North Korean govt and police people's private thoughts. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user nah its better we all act like the north korean govt and police peoples private thoughts . irony
+594,"Damit, this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her. Some random shit..and then ppl i follow keep posting pics. #irony",1,,,,,,,,damit this fatima bhutto has an instagram account but not pics of her . some random shit . and then ppl i follow keep posting pics . irony
+926,me and my gf are on a reality tv show binge lately does anyone have any suggestions for particularly Unhinged reality shows,0,,,,,,,,me and my gf are on a reality tv show binge lately does anyone have any suggestions for particularly unhinged reality shows
+580,Platoon strategy ain't so bad. I mean we are a 7 line army. #sarcasm #mets,1,,,,,,,,platoon strategy aint so bad . i mean we are a 7 line army . sarcasm mets
+38,"sorry folks,, but new t swift album bangs",0,,,,,,,,sorry folks but new t swift album bangs
+2002,Why isn't there a playoff legend Romo? @USER #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,why isnt there a playoff legend romo . user sarcasm
+3372,I never thought I’d have a mortal enemy but it’s whoever keeps printing on blue paper and then leaving like 5-10 blue sheets in the math room copier when they’re done for the next unsuspecting person,1,I dislike whoever keeps leaving their colored paper in the copier at work.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,i never thought id have a mortal enemy but its whoever keeps printing on blue paper and then leaving like 510 blue sheets in the math room copier when theyre done for the next unsuspecting person
+4111,It's my 24th birthday and I'm watching adventure time. Wearing a marvels hoodie. #whatislife #wahh24isold,0,,,,,,,,its my 24th birthday and im watching adventure time . wearing a marvels hoodie . whatislife wahh24isold
+4236,@USER ye,0,,,,,,,,user ye
+589,#EveryRealHousewifeNeeds A Househusband to 'help out' HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,everyrealhousewifeneeds a househusband to help out httpurl
+611,@USER lol :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:.. Will let my kids know when they get up in the morning.. Thanks for the tip,0,,,,,,,,user lol beamingfacewithsmilingeyes . will let my kids know when they get up in the morning . thanks for the tip
+3067,"@USER yep, the family of #EricGarner is feeling really joyful right now.. #sarcasm #BlackLivesMatter #ShutItDown",1,,,,,,,,user yep the family of ericgarner is feeling really joyful right now . sarcasm blacklivesmatter shutitdown
+2333,I was wrong when I thought I will find a way that doesn't lead 2 you,0,,,,,,,,i was wrong when i thought i will find a way that doesnt lead 2 you
+551,Drake literally ended everyone in the industry like,0,,,,,,,,drake literally ended everyone in the industry like
+2432,"I do love how #banking works- As a customer you get charged for every infraction, no matter how minor, but when a #bank such as #barclays loses it's systems causing untold mayhem to thousands if not millions, it's 'we're very sorry for the inconvenience'!",1,,,,,,,,i do love how banking works as a customer you get charged for every infraction no matter how minor but when a bank such as barclays loses its systems causing untold mayhem to thousands if not millions its were very sorry for the inconvenience .
+1727,It's great to hear a bloodcurdling scream at 4 in the morning.. #Not,1,,,,,,,,its great to hear a bloodcurdling scream at 4 in the morning . not
+512,Not even close to pretty but much needed 3 points :red_circle::white_circle::black_circle:,0,,,,,,,,not even close to pretty but much needed 3 points redcirclewhitecircleblackcircle
+1838,I have to say that Misty with Johnny Mathis is one of my favourites HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i have to say that misty with johnny mathis is one of my favourites httpurl
+3715,"@USER @USER Porn!? Where where?? Move that naked woman, I can't see where the porn is!|#sarcasm #games",1,,,,,,,,user user porn . where where . move that naked woman i cant see where the porn is . sarcasm games
+3485,Animaniacs on netflix! Amazing!,0,,,,,,,,animaniacs on netflix . amazing .
+356,Youre such a great person. #not,1,,,,,,,,youre such a great person . not
+1238,late night coffee cravings are tempting fate,0,,,,,,,,late night coffee cravings are tempting fate
+1679,My finger is so ducking attractive without my bandage tbh!! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,my finger is so ducking attractive without my bandage tbh . sarcasm
+4899,too many dudes are wearing birks with socks on. grow up. get the fucking toes out man.,1,"At the end and, 'Im the guy wearing socks"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,too many dudes are wearing birks with socks on . grow up . get the fucking toes out man .
+4920,"My teacher just gave me an ""I feel sorry for you look"" I must look really adorable.. #not",1,,,,,,,,my teacher just gave me an i feel sorry for you look i must look really adorable . not
+2959,Is it unreasonable to spend £50 on a bonsai tree? Asking for a friend :thinking_face:,1,Would it be wrong to spend £50 on a bonsai plant?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,is it unreasonable to spend 50 on a bonsai tree . asking for a friend thinkingface
+344,@USER @USER Whilst #SLabour #BlairMcDougal #DeputyDug recon its in #MeltDown safe in #BetterTogether of course .. #Not,1,,,,,,,,user user whilst slabour blairmcdougal deputydug recon its in meltdown safe in bettertogether of course . not
+3628,"so ice cream's supposed to be a drink, right?",1,,,,,,,,so ice creams supposed to be a drink right .
+1357,Sitting in this hall is fun!!:unamused_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,sitting in this hall is fun . unamusedface not
+5142,I love putting up the Christmas tree with the fam:smiling_face::Christmas_tree: #christmastree,0,,,,,,,,i love putting up the christmas tree with the famsmilingfacechristmastree christmastree
+176,"“Oven ready, shove it in the microwave” and this man is our PM:victory_hand_medium-light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,oven ready shove it in the microwave and this man is our pmvictoryhandmediumlightskintone
+1358,Studying history;reading #gameofthrones |#sarcasm #asongofice&fire,1,,,,,,,,studying historyreading gameofthrones sarcasm asongoficefire
+3797,"@USER very clever jack! Changed the word ""big"" to ""no"",go to bed feeling like you've made a difference to society #youareagenius #not",1,,,,,,,,user very clever jack . changed the word big to nogo to bed feeling like youve made a difference to society youareagenius not
+3461,"Shoutouts to group projects. They taught me that no matter what the setting, social or work, I'll definitely be doing all of the fucking work anyway.",1,,,,,,,,shoutouts to group projects . they taught me that no matter what the setting social or work ill definitely be doing all of the fucking work anyway .
+5124,Abraham was actually from modern day Iraq (Ur of the Chaldea) @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,abraham was actually from modern day iraq ur of the chaldea user user
+3204,"If the sound of the rain outside wasn’t bad enough I’ve now got my neighbours climbing onto their roof and shouting ‘I love blowjobs’, perfect background noise for me trying to study :thumbs_up_light_skin_tone:",1,this is the worst background noise to study with.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if the sound of the rain outside wasnt bad enough ive now got my neighbours climbing onto their roof and shouting i love blowjobs perfect background noise for me trying to study thumbsuplightskintone
+443,so in lovee:hot_face::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,so in loveehotfacesmilingfacewithhearteyes
+2368,In the spirit of #gbbo i've bought some french fancies #tastetest HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,in the spirit of gbbo ive bought some french fancies tastetest httpurl
+3458,Stinker of a day.. Nothing has gone right. Got worse as the day went on.. #Ahh #Depression #CantWaitForTomorrow #Not,1,,,,,,,,stinker of a day . nothing has gone right . got worse as the day went on . ahh depression cantwaitfortomorrow not
+1663,"The word ""Taliban"" comes from the root word ""Talib"" which means a student. #Irony|#PeshawarAttack #DeathToTaliban #DeathToISIS",1,,,,,,,,the word taliban comes from the root word talib which means a student . ironypeshawarattack deathtotaliban deathtoisis
+1757,Why do we apologize when we get emotional as if no other humans ever get emotional too? Why have we learned to say sorry for a very normal and innate thing!?,0,,,,,,,,why do we apologize when we get emotional as if no other humans ever get emotional too . why have we learned to say sorry for a very normal and innate thing .
+4107,"@USER I know, but in the big spot (the only time I've watched him) he choked! Haha! Must mean he sucks, right? #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user i know but in the big spot the only time ive watched him he choked . haha . must mean he sucks right . sarcasm
+2240,@USER Great. Does that mean he's also giving up hunting and killing wildlife in Europe? #irony,1,,,,,,,,user great . does that mean hes also giving up hunting and killing wildlife in europe . irony
+191,"Lol, who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore? Oh, you're bad. #not",1,,,,,,,,lol who throws middle fingers up in pictures anymore . oh youre bad . not
+3600,@USER @USER The number 2 play was awesome. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user the number 2 play was awesome . sarcasm
+1585,"Dear Debenhams - If the packaging says 'alarm clock', I assume the clock has an alarm. Sincerely, I Wasted A Tube Fare Returning That Shit.",1,,,,,,,,dear debenhams if the packaging says alarm clock i assume the clock has an alarm . sincerely i wasted a tube fare returning that shit .
+4698,Makes me feel proper uncomfortable when I see people eating full on meals in their beds,0,,,,,,,,makes me feel proper uncomfortable when i see people eating full on meals in their beds
+209,I feel the most comforted when the misinformed are the most vocal. #sarcasm #pleasedontspeak,1,,,,,,,,i feel the most comforted when the misinformed are the most vocal . sarcasm pleasedontspeak
+903,Another day in paradise haha #not,1,,,,,,,,another day in paradise haha not
+5015,@USER so I gave up and am now heading for bed orz,0,,,,,,,,user so i gave up and am now heading for bed orz
+2029,I'm just living off salads and yogurt and loving it tbh,1,I am living on salad and yogurt and it's getting old,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im just living off salads and yogurt and loving it tbh
+398,i just love everyone posting wholesome pics with their pets when theyre home for break,0,,,,,,,,i just love everyone posting wholesome pics with their pets when theyre home for break
+1944,ayo govvy hook me up w that stimmy if you know how the flow goes y feel,0,,,,,,,,ayo govvy hook me up w that stimmy if you know how the flow goes y feel
+1875,"Johnson & Johnson really be tryna kill you from the time you're a baby. If they don't get you in childhood, they'll try to kill you throughout your entire life. Recalls left and right :grimacing_face::woozy_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::woman_facepalming_medium_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,johnson johnson really be tryna kill you from the time youre a baby . if they dont get you in childhood theyll try to kill you throughout your entire life . recalls left and right grimacingfacewoozyfacefacewithtearsofjoywomanfacepalmingmediumskintone
+4898,i love acknowledging the other twinks on campus hi friends!!,0,,,,,,,,i love acknowledging the other twinks on campus hi friends .
+1470,Glad the president to be is watching snl instead of you know learning about how to be a president,1,,,,,,,,glad the president to be is watching snl instead of you know learning about how to be a president
+4294,Can’t wait to watch Phillip schofield opening his gin advent calendar every morning again,0,,,,,,,,cant wait to watch phillip schofield opening his gin advent calendar every morning again
+4199,It's beginning to look a lot like..||.. Intravenous!||#selfie #xmasdo #xmasparty @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,its beginning to look a lot like . intravenous . selfie xmasdo xmasparty user httpurl
+2034,"Does the actor make a line famous, or does the writer?",0,,,,,,,,does the actor make a line famous or does the writer .
+279,Go go Power Rangers! #f2xmasparty #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,go go power rangers . f2xmasparty sarcasm httpurl
+565,#Irony: Entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists. #Entertaining=#Annoying #FactAboutDentist,1,,,,,,,,irony entertaining journalists collecting facts about annoying dentists . entertainingannoying factaboutdentist
+3877,My prayers have been answered WE OUT,0,,,,,,,,my prayers have been answered we out
+3693,Exams have finally finished!! I can be happy again #woo,0,,,,,,,,exams have finally finished . i can be happy again woo
+1565,i hate it #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i hate it sarcasm httpurl
+294,always gonna wonder if id dress masc if i was skinny o_o and if id be more open to telling people im nonbinary if i was skinny -_-,0,,,,,,,,always gonna wonder if id dress masc if i was skinny oo and if id be more open to telling people im nonbinary if i was skinny
+1639,@USER @USER do you wanna cry? That's how you cry. Omg,0,,,,,,,,user user do you wanna cry . thats how you cry . omg
+1343,"@USER @USER sure! ""wow, Nintendo has achieved what Sony already did years ago"" #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user sure . wow nintendo has achieved what sony already did years ago sarcasm
+3293,I LOVE not sleeping. It's the best. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love not sleeping . its the best . sarcasm
+1920,Watch father and not his daughter FUCK HTTPURL #Old+Young #father #and #not,0,,,,,,,,watch father and not his daughter fuck httpurl oldyoung father and not
+1692,@USER why? university always helping #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user why . university always helping sarcasm
+5051,@USER wesay Yar her date was good :winking_face: I guess she(in first meeting)wanted to b seen with a girl or smth(in hindsight I found her mashkook),0,,,,,,,,user wesay yar her date was good winkingface i guess shein first meetingwanted to b seen with a girl or smthin hindsight i found her mashkook
+2288,I love how when I'm stressed my body decides to react by causing me massive pain. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love how when im stressed my body decides to react by causing me massive pain . sarcasm
+2187,Life requires one to be strong at different times. I wear my red briefs over my pants. U just need a lil lust to see 'em. #TooMuch #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,life requires one to be strong at different times . i wear my red briefs over my pants . u just need a lil lust to see em . toomuch sarcasm
+2471,Stick to throwing the ball Brady. #bradycantcatch,1,,,,,,,,stick to throwing the ball brady . bradycantcatch
+2836,Was fun. Looking forward to the next one! #podcasts HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,was fun . looking forward to the next one . podcasts httpurl
+4455,i LOVE grocery shopping,0,,,,,,,,i love grocery shopping
+4464,The NFL is rigged.. change my mind :woman_shrugging_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,the nfl is rigged . change my mind womanshruggingmediumlightskintone
+4207,If you eat room temperature apples i don’t want to know you,1,,,,,,,,if you eat room temperature apples i dont want to know you
+2081,"If you are a grown adult and you are riding a razor scooter around, please grow up. Best regards",0,,,,,,,,if you are a grown adult and you are riding a razor scooter around please grow up . best regards
+468,See Brexit is going well,1,,,,,,,,see brexit is going well
+3849,Staring at the contents of your fridge but never deciding what to eat is a cool way to diet,1,,,,,,,,staring at the contents of your fridge but never deciding what to eat is a cool way to diet
+3124,Sometimes I feel maths is the only place in this world that really accepts me. Numbers are my life.,1,,,,,,,,sometimes i feel maths is the only place in this world that really accepts me . numbers are my life .
+2789,So that was the inception episode. Down to the tangerine/ spinning top. Subtle. #not,1,,,,,,,,so that was the inception episode . down to the tangerine spinning top . subtle . not
+2311,i hate that low rise pants are making a comeback!! i will NOT be partaking,0,,,,,,,,i hate that low rise pants are making a comeback . i will not be partaking
+4622,"@USER @USER good old JK landing people in trouble again, ffs William i thought you were more savvy than that #Not",1,,,,,,,,user user good old jk landing people in trouble again ffs william i thought you were more savvy than that not
+409,When I grow up I wanna be a sociopath,1,I wish I could stop feeling certain emotions.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when i grow up i wanna be a sociopath
+1536,@USER @USER @USER Well done. You have more Twitter followers than me. You have succeeded in life #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user well done . you have more twitter followers than me . you have succeeded in life sarcasm
+4617,Bhopal victims don't get justice aft 30yrs but don't find place in prime and a man traveling in business cls is prime time news.. #irony,1,,,,,,,,bhopal victims dont get justice aft 30yrs but dont find place in prime and a man traveling in business cls is prime time news . irony
+3366,"@USER @USER WHAT $2 for an app, OUTRAGIOUS ;) #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user what 2 for an app outragious sarcasm
+2728,Let your humility guard your pride .. Vanity shouldn't be allowed to be with such a delicate thing.,0,,,,,,,,let your humility guard your pride . vanity shouldnt be allowed to be with such a delicate thing .
+4906,Only want someone who loves dancing just as much as I do,0,,,,,,,,only want someone who loves dancing just as much as i do
+4666,@USER Blizzard will have to make sure it doesn't exceed the recommended fun level of 10%.,1,Repulsing people would certainly draw attention.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user blizzard will have to make sure it doesnt exceed the recommended fun level of 10 .
+4699,Cheers to another good day.. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,cheers to another good day . not
+3443,"@USER @USER The old phrase that says, if you are in the middle of the road you will be run over. Starmer is stuck like a record that is stuck in the same groove and nobody wants to hear that. Also where are the policies?",0,,,,,,,,user user the old phrase that says if you are in the middle of the road you will be run over . starmer is stuck like a record that is stuck in the same groove and nobody wants to hear that . also where are the policies .
+4038,wish i was good at singing $sad$ it’s actually a bit embarassing,0,,,,,,,,wish i was good at singing sad its actually a bit embarassing
+1967,"@USER my mom told me not to do it, but I'm fine",0,,,,,,,,user my mom told me not to do it but im fine
+4423,That #moment when you don't wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else.. Cause they might go fuck some else LOL o.O' #truth #irony,1,,,,,,,,that moment when you dont wanna tell that person you been fuckin someone else . cause they might go fuck some else lol o . o truth irony
+4679,"I feel faint after chasing a whippet and Lily, Libby, Gabby, Millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden #AintItFun #Not!! #notfun",1,,,,,,,,i feel faint after chasing a whippet and lily libby gabby millie the cats who were playing chase in the garden aintitfun not . notfun
+36,everyone pls stop shooting fireworks my dog is scared $sad$,1,I wish people would stop shooting fireworks because it scares my dog.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,everyone pls stop shooting fireworks my dog is scared sad
+4669,"@USER Publisher, not developer.",0,,,,,,,,user publisher not developer .
+3594,Is it okay to be a little selfish this year?,1,,,,,,,,is it okay to be a little selfish this year .
+766,Getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day #NOT #badday,1,,,,,,,,getting my midterm back was such a great start to my day not badday
+4243,"So I've had a little cry tonight, after having to go to a food bank for the first time in my life this month, and worrying about Christmas, I posted my wishlist for my girls and recieved a gift. It has definitely made my day, I am so so thankful :red_heart::red_heart::red_heart: #AmazonWishLists",0,,,,,,,,so ive had a little cry tonight after having to go to a food bank for the first time in my life this month and worrying about christmas i posted my wishlist for my girls and recieved a gift . it has definitely made my day i am so so thankful redheartredheartredheart amazonwishlists
+2953,BBC News - 'Skywalker' passport cancelled because it was 'frivolous' #trademarks #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,bbc news skywalker passport cancelled because it was frivolous trademarks not httpurl
+3001,The best thing about being married is that I get to have sex every now and then.,1,,,,,,,,the best thing about being married is that i get to have sex every now and then .
+3542,saturday class wee #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,saturday class wee sarcasm
+266,I do embroidery on tote bags and jumpers over on my depop for cheap prices please go check it out would mean the world to me! :orange_heart:#depop #embroidery #totebags @USER @USER on depop :butterfly: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i do embroidery on tote bags and jumpers over on my depop for cheap prices please go check it out would mean the world to me . orangeheartdepop embroidery totebags user user on depop butterfly httpurl
+1407,"Broadband back, starting to feel a bit more normal.",0,,,,,,,,broadband back starting to feel a bit more normal .
+2044,The Government has really lost it's mandate to govern. No doubt it will call for a vote of confidence in itself. How daft have we become?,1,,,,,,,,the government has really lost its mandate to govern . no doubt it will call for a vote of confidence in itself . how daft have we become .
+3413,#SingleBecause I’ll never find a man I love as much as Brian McCann,1,,,,,,,,singlebecause ill never find a man i love as much as brian mccann
+670,"So you can’t really get huckleberries outside of MT/WY area because they’re hard to cultivate and need to be picked by hand at high altitudes, making them ~$65/lb. But bears love em and will go to town and eat like $300 of huckleberries in a sitting and I love thinking about that",0,,,,,,,,so you cant really get huckleberries outside of mtwy area because theyre hard to cultivate and need to be picked by hand at high altitudes making them 65lb . but bears love em and will go to town and eat like 300 of huckleberries in a sitting and i love thinking about that
+3784,@USER @USER Back ready to take another L,1,,,,,,,,user user back ready to take another l
+1695,Quizfreak HTTPURL #proud #Brummie over here xx,0,,,,,,,,quizfreak httpurl proud brummie over here xx
+2912,Day 2. Going to the DR for #2 cause I'm 99.99% sure she has strep #awesome #not,1,,,,,,,,day 2 . going to the dr for 2 cause im 99 . 99 sure she has strep awesome not
+4607,"@USER @USER you don't know a damned thing about baseball, do you?",0,,,,,,,,user user you dont know a damned thing about baseball do you .
+1109,@USER i don't like to rag on people's art styles cuz w/e but this is sincerely so fucking ugly,0,,,,,,,,user i dont like to rag on peoples art styles cuz we but this is sincerely so fucking ugly
+2048,Literally cried when I woke up because I know what this day has in store for me #TheStartOfTechWeek #Not Ready #JustShootMeKnow,0,,,,,,,,literally cried when i woke up because i know what this day has in store for me thestartoftechweek not ready justshootmeknow
+984,Another great day on the #TTC. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,another great day on the ttc . sarcasm
+2258,Sony pulled a movie bc we're scared of a country that can't even keep its lights on at night? Even motel 6 can do better than that. #Zing,0,,,,,,,,sony pulled a movie bc were scared of a country that cant even keep its lights on at night . even motel 6 can do better than that . zing
+1175,The views on this hike were fantastic.. at least the ones without my big galoot (aka@USER in them. @ Silver Lake American Fork Canyon HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the views on this hike were fantastic . at least the ones without my big galoot akauser in them . silver lake american fork canyon httpurl
+4754,MT Darth Vader is polling higher than all potential 2016 US presidential candidates HTTPURL you surprised? #irony,1,,,,,,,,mt darth vader is polling higher than all potential 2016 us presidential candidates httpurl you surprised . irony
+35,love studying for anatomy :beating_heart: #not,1,,,,,,,,love studying for anatomy beatingheart not
+4173,@USER @USER LFC worst start in 50 years and still above EFC.. that is funny!! #WishWeHadA28MilStriker #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user user lfc worst start in 50 years and still above efc . that is funny . wishwehada28milstriker not
+3246,@USER I think that was the joke. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user i think that was the joke . irony
+4055,as much as i like being home i miss my uni pals and messing around in the kitchen at 2am,0,,,,,,,,as much as i like being home i miss my uni pals and messing around in the kitchen at 2am
+4014,@USER @USER there are more lawful ways the lawmakers whould av gone about gaining entrance not by breaking the law #Irony kind of,1,,,,,,,,user user there are more lawful ways the lawmakers whould av gone about gaining entrance not by breaking the law irony kind of
+1517,"First night out to the pubs and my appearance has already been picked on and I’m crying, fairs to say I’m gutted x",0,,,,,,,,first night out to the pubs and my appearance has already been picked on and im crying fairs to say im gutted x
+1667,loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection loyalty vs. self protection,0,,,,,,,,loyalty vs . self protection loyalty vs . self protection loyalty vs . self protection loyalty vs . self protection
+2980,Love a good cry :OK_hand_light_skin_tone:,1,"I would say ""I hate when someone makes me cry""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love a good cry okhandlightskintone
+752,"#GhostOfTsushima #PS5Share, #GhostofTsushima HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,ghostoftsushima ps5share ghostoftsushima httpurl
+2018,@USER I liked .. Don't regret anything that made you smile.. Ha ha,0,,,,,,,,user i liked . dont regret anything that made you smile . ha ha
+55,Mask mandate was lifted Saturday but over 3/4ths of the people in Walmart are actually still wearing one. I'm thoroughly impressed.,0,,,,,,,,mask mandate was lifted saturday but over 34ths of the people in walmart are actually still wearing one . im thoroughly impressed .
+154,Taking the Christmas lights down in the swamp will be a blast. #not,1,,,,,,,,taking the christmas lights down in the swamp will be a blast . not
+3182,"Wishing you all the luck today @USER - we are all ROOTING for you, for change and for your freedom. All the love :green_heart::shamrock: #FreeBritney",0,,,,,,,,wishing you all the luck today user we are all rooting for you for change and for your freedom . all the love greenheartshamrock freebritney
+303,Thanks bus. Thanks for telling me where I am. So helpful. #not #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thanks bus . thanks for telling me where i am . so helpful . not sarcasm
+505,"@USER No, voting somebody in because they're from Latvia is way more important than voting for the best players. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user no voting somebody in because theyre from latvia is way more important than voting for the best players . sarcasm
+2438,"The fun part about 4 am drives in the winter, is no one has cleaned the snow yet #not",1,,,,,,,,the fun part about 4 am drives in the winter is no one has cleaned the snow yet not
+3801,"What's going on in #Bromley Town centre, alarms and sirens going off like mad",0,,,,,,,,whats going on in bromley town centre alarms and sirens going off like mad
+3238,@USER @USER I've withdrawn over 5 figures approaching 6 with no issue don't care g,0,,,,,,,,user user ive withdrawn over 5 figures approaching 6 with no issue dont care g
+1510,@USER There's no personal responsibility anymore. You can't expect anyone to think. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user theres no personal responsibility anymore . you cant expect anyone to think . sarcasm
+1085,"Wait.. wait.. wait.. isn't the font on that t-shirt ""comic sans?"" #irony @USER #ICantBreathe HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,wait . wait . wait . isnt the font on that tshirt comic sans . irony user icantbreathe httpurl
+3068,That rest stop was so stressful I forgot to pee :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,that rest stop was so stressful i forgot to pee wearyface
+3205,Cannot cope with uni reading it's doing my head in!,0,,,,,,,,cannot cope with uni reading its doing my head in .
+5009,@USER @USER Putting 123 between Muhammad and Ali? I find your own twitter ID quite blasphemic and offending #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user putting 123 between muhammad and ali . i find your own twitter id quite blasphemic and offending irony
+2054,Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.||It's the first day of class and you see that .. Ugh? Face?|#UrsulaOnAMonday|#wow #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,mondays are fine . its your life that sucks . its the first day of class and you see that . ugh . face . ursulaonamondaywow sarcasm
+4403,"Hey you! Yeah, YOU. You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.",0,,,,,,,,hey you . yeah you . youre cooler than the other side of the pillow .
+1697,not to alarm anyone but i just saw spider-man by uta,1,"ALERT, spider-man is on the uta campus.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not to alarm anyone but i just saw spiderman by uta
+729,"Love when you have acne and people are like 'have you tried drinking water hun"" like I didn't try that easy ass solution first Thanks hun x",1,,,,,,,,love when you have acne and people are like have you tried drinking water hun like i didnt try that easy ass solution first thanks hun x
+1652,"Sorry for the overshare but life’s been miserable of late and I need a place to vent so buckle up cowboys, cowgirls, and cowpeople. I present to you: the last three weeks of my life.",0,,,,,,,,sorry for the overshare but lifes been miserable of late and i need a place to vent so buckle up cowboys cowgirls and cowpeople . i present to you the last three weeks of my life .
+2740,You may think you’re having a good day but I just got a free finger of fudge so who is the real winner @USER #shellgoapp HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,you may think youre having a good day but i just got a free finger of fudge so who is the real winner user shellgoapp httpurl
+1323,It's the most wonderful time of the fiscal year :(|#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,its the most wonderful time of the fiscal year sarcasm
+4917,"I just finally got around to starting the most recent season of Archer, and I am seriously bummed out for being only one episode in to my favorite animated tv comedy",0,,,,,,,,i just finally got around to starting the most recent season of archer and i am seriously bummed out for being only one episode in to my favorite animated tv comedy
+629,@USER @USER thanks for plan c two weeks in a row! Getting rid of exotic engrams is also an amazing move! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user thanks for plan c two weeks in a row . getting rid of exotic engrams is also an amazing move . sarcasm
+105,yo where's the cheat for the kendall and kylie app at,0,,,,,,,,yo wheres the cheat for the kendall and kylie app at
+4564,salsa verde appreciation tweet,0,,,,,,,,salsa verde appreciation tweet
+74,Overheard a girl on the bus say she makes a cheesecake any time she’s bored and I just wanna be her friend now,0,,,,,,,,overheard a girl on the bus say she makes a cheesecake any time shes bored and i just wanna be her friend now
+1186,She did two marijuanas and look what happened. Don't #LegalizeIt. #Merica (#Sarcasm) HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,she did two marijuanas and look what happened . dont legalizeit . merica sarcasm httpurl
+3665,@USER I don't recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that.. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user i dont recall dalai lama talking about busty girls and celebs but apart from that . irony
+3603,"@USER Oh no, I've tipped Gamergates hand. Now you know our end game! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user oh no ive tipped gamergates hand . now you know our end game . sarcasm
+4888,I'm enjoying this @USER tournament WAY more than I expected. And I already came in at an 11. Loud claps. Jumping around my living room. #JeopardyGOAT,0,,,,,,,,im enjoying this user tournament way more than i expected . and i already came in at an 11 . loud claps . jumping around my living room . jeopardygoat
+516,@USER i would never go to six flags with u,1,I would go to Six Flags with you.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user i would never go to six flags with u
+418,@USER If You Re A Chelsea Fan. Its natural To Be Sentimental.. If You re An Arsenal Fan.. Its Natural To Be Stupid||Spelling? #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user if you re a chelsea fan . its natural to be sentimental . if you re an arsenal fan . its natural to be stupidspelling . irony
+2008,"looking at pre-pandemic photos and remembering that my life used to be deceptively interesting, a Sunday Mood",0,,,,,,,,looking at prepandemic photos and remembering that my life used to be deceptively interesting a sunday mood
+1363,@USER @USER ^^ IMAGINE THAT? Never would have guessed #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user imagine that . never would have guessed sarcasm
+155,Can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol #sarcasm #lotsofdepopuploaded,1,,,,,,,,can anyone tell iv been uploading items onto depop today lol sarcasm lotsofdepopuploaded
+1209,@USER you may also see flags of ISIS with him #Irony is this govt and ch nisar don't admit $sad$,1,,,,,,,,user you may also see flags of isis with him irony is this govt and ch nisar dont admit sad
+3473,Well that was humiliating for India. No clouds and yet Anderson still delivers. I expect India to come back hard. #Cricket #INDvENG #ENGvsIND #3rdTest #bbccricket,0,,,,,,,,well that was humiliating for india . no clouds and yet anderson still delivers . i expect india to come back hard . cricket indveng engvsind 3rdtest bbccricket
+1159,"I can't tell if my professors keep skipping/delaying Introductions because grad school is so serious and important that you have to immediately dive into material, or if because classes at AU haven't been in-person in two years all the profs are majorly disoriented",0,,,,,,,,i cant tell if my professors keep skippingdelaying introductions because grad school is so serious and important that you have to immediately dive into material or if because classes at au havent been inperson in two years all the profs are majorly disoriented
+3095,"Alrighty then. All immigrants are evil gang members and ""real"" *coughwhitecough* Americans are the only ones whose dreams count. Cool. #SOTU",1,,,,,,,,alrighty then . all immigrants are evil gang members and real coughwhitecough americans are the only ones whose dreams count . cool . sotu
+390,"@USER Yes, because we really have that sort of power. Why do brexity types always sound like they are all paranoid conspiracy therorists?",1,We don’t have any influence to those in power.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user yes because we really have that sort of power . why do brexity types always sound like they are all paranoid conspiracy therorists .
+3114,Got my lowball business class upgrade bid accepted for my train from DC to NYC this morning and ended up without anyone sitting next to me for the whole trip. A positive sign for the weekend.,0,,,,,,,,got my lowball business class upgrade bid accepted for my train from dc to nyc this morning and ended up without anyone sitting next to me for the whole trip . a positive sign for the weekend .
+2756,Such #irony. You still have to #praisehim ;),1,,,,,,,,such irony . you still have to praisehim
+3912,Ready to not be pregnant so I can enjoy my first espresso martini,0,,,,,,,,ready to not be pregnant so i can enjoy my first espresso martini
+3108,!! @USER #2n1Edition @USER @USER @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,. user 2n1edition user user user httpurl
+2312,Going to watch a movie about murder. Merry christmas ;) #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,going to watch a movie about murder . merry christmas sarcasm
+1434,One of my favorite things to do is complain about not having enough coffee before I’ve finished my current cup of coffee,1,,,,,,,,one of my favorite things to do is complain about not having enough coffee before ive finished my current cup of coffee
+3435,Auntie just called and said shes on her way..|I better get dressed then :astonished_face::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,auntie just called and said shes on her way . i better get dressed then astonishedfacefacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy
+566,Halfway thorough my workday .. Woo #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,halfway thorough my workday . woo sarcasm
+3956,.@USER Isn't it great how all those ppl have done a public mea culpa since that didn't happen? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user isnt it great how all those ppl have done a public mea culpa since that didnt happen . sarcasm
+1019,Lol i actually realized that I’ve justified not working out for the past three months by telling myself that my hair was too short to fit in a ponytail.,0,,,,,,,,lol i actually realized that ive justified not working out for the past three months by telling myself that my hair was too short to fit in a ponytail .
+733,Just tried to eat soup with my mask on #fail #Masks,0,,,,,,,,just tried to eat soup with my mask on fail masks
+1732,@USER wow that's impressive..I have to force myself to go just as I will be doing later! #gymfanatic #not,1,,,,,,,,user wow thats impressive . i have to force myself to go just as i will be doing later . gymfanatic not
+4623,I’m overjoyed about the fact that next door have put the trampoline back up and they allow their children to scream on it from 8am every Sunday morning. Can you sense sarcasm?,1,,,,,,,,im overjoyed about the fact that next door have put the trampoline back up and they allow their children to scream on it from 8am every sunday morning . can you sense sarcasm .
+2254,Is it ironic for a @USER song to come on my #ipod after a @USER song?! #irony #SelenaGomez #JustinBeiber,1,,,,,,,,is it ironic for a user song to come on my ipod after a user song . irony selenagomez justinbeiber
+1360,"@USER it'll be ok, just get your TA to fix it!! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user itll be ok just get your ta to fix it . sarcasm
+1318,For some reason my #fitbit goes into sleep mode whenever I chop..because apparently vigorously chopping ginger means I'm sleeping..:sleeping_face::sleeping_face::face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,for some reason my fitbit goes into sleep mode whenever i chop . because apparently vigorously chopping ginger means im sleeping . sleepingfacesleepingfacefacewithrollingeyes
+668,Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my three taco eaters out there— being full after two is a sham and out right lie,0,,,,,,,,happy cinco de mayo to all my three taco eaters out there being full after two is a sham and out right lie
+5150,@USER Not passing judgment. Been in many binds before and actually love the creativity. Vodka is a versatile liquor.,0,,,,,,,,user not passing judgment . been in many binds before and actually love the creativity . vodka is a versatile liquor .
+2647,Two people got me socks. Clutch af. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,two people got me socks . clutch af . sarcasm
+3736,Government rate-setting is not the solution to surprise medical billing. It protects the profits of ins. companies & causes physician shortages & hospital closures in rural communities. Solutions exist that don’t put patients’ access to care at risk. @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,government ratesetting is not the solution to surprise medical billing . it protects the profits of ins . companies causes physician shortages hospital closures in rural communities . solutions exist that dont put patients access to care at risk . user user
+4567,i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting,0,,,,,,,,i feel like whole life is about waiting waiting and waiting
+297,"@USER @USER There is also one apparent love-triangle-ish situation early on involving the main character - just a heads-up that that's *not* the one you're looking for! (I think it's not a spoiler to say that it gets resolved more traditionally, though also satisfyingly.)",0,,,,,,,,user user there is also one apparent lovetriangleish situation early on involving the main character just a headsup that thats not the one youre looking for . i think its not a spoiler to say that it gets resolved more traditionally though also satisfyingly .
+4102,The fair-weather fans in all of these threads. Wake up call. Fleury is a human being. Surprise!,1,"Fleury’s going to make a mistake every once in awhile, he’s only human.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the fairweather fans in all of these threads . wake up call . fleury is a human being . surprise .
+3683,Great start to the day Neros was shut and now I'm going akip on the bus :sleeping_face::face_with_crossed-out_eyes:,1,I had the worst start to the day as cafe nero was shut and I couldn’t get a coffee,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,great start to the day neros was shut and now im going akip on the bus sleepingfacefacewithcrossedouteyes
+424,@USER @USER I believe we have n that's y we SUCK.,0,,,,,,,,user user i believe we have n thats y we suck .
+4686,:unamused_face: Half of the testing group was very helpful today. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,unamusedface half of the testing group was very helpful today . sarcasm
+973,wish i could understand string theory without knowing math.. alas i guess i am too hot for conceptual physics,1,I could have said that I was too dumb for conceptual physics.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wish i could understand string theory without knowing math . alas i guess i am too hot for conceptual physics
+3829,i’m now reading 4 books at once what could go wrong :orange_heart:,1,"""i'm reading 4 books at once, let's see if i can actually finish them all""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im now reading 4 books at once what could go wrong orangeheart
+3882,"But instead, I'm scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for hours on end, accomplishing nothing. #irony",0,,,,,,,,but instead im scrolling through facebook instagram and twitter for hours on end accomplishing nothing . irony
+462,@USER nice to know that you give me so much importance. $smiley$ #Not $smiley$ @USER n,1,,,,,,,,user nice to know that you give me so much importance . smiley not smiley user n
+1562,Normalizing relations with Cuba? Huh. Get ready for more of this crap. #ThanksObama #not HTTPURL #bad,1,,,,,,,,normalizing relations with cuba . huh . get ready for more of this crap . thanksobama not httpurl bad
+4844,My life on a daily basis #sarcasm #notreally #lcsbeauty #followme #lblogger HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my life on a daily basis sarcasm notreally lcsbeauty followme lblogger httpurl
+2824,@USER @USER I have zero tampons and 2.5 weeks to figure it out! :flushed_face:,0,,,,,,,,user user i have zero tampons and 2 . 5 weeks to figure it out . flushedface
+2297,Funny Annoying You Men's Tee HTTPURL Great for family reunions! #funny #sarcasm #tees,1,,,,,,,,funny annoying you mens tee httpurl great for family reunions . funny sarcasm tees
+1266,writing a screenplay at 3am in the morning for my film class .. owning the twilight movie script prepared me for this.. thanks young self,1,,,,,,,,writing a screenplay at 3am in the morning for my film class . owning the twilight movie script prepared me for this . thanks young self
+2285,I miss my family’s road trips. My favorite part of our annual road trip to Canada was buying fried chicken and a banana flavored nesquik in Michigan :face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i miss my familys road trips . my favorite part of our annual road trip to canada was buying fried chicken and a banana flavored nesquik in michigan facewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+3751,The control button just fell off my laptop. How symbolic for my life.,1,My control key fell off my laptop and I cannot control my life,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the control button just fell off my laptop . how symbolic for my life .
+3875,Why is paper so sharp? Someone should put a ban on paper! #sarcasm #liberalmentality,1,,,,,,,,why is paper so sharp . someone should put a ban on paper . sarcasm liberalmentality
+46,RIP spider man :skull: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,rip spider man skull httpurl
+3028,yoo ashton posted elijah on his story :star-struck::star-struck::star-struck:,0,,,,,,,,yoo ashton posted elijah on his story starstruckstarstruckstarstruck
+2903,love that I finally left my house early to get to uni well before I need to until I realise I forgot my bus pass and locker key :)),1,,,,,,,,love that i finally left my house early to get to uni well before i need to until i realise i forgot my bus pass and locker key
+4347,"Me: So what are you in for? Prisoner: Murder, What about you? Me: Oh I didn't declare that I'd worked with this brand 6 months ago when uploading an Instagram picture wearing a jumper I'd bought. :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:",1,,,,,,,,me so what are you in for . prisoner murder what about you . me oh i didnt declare that id worked with this brand 6 months ago when uploading an instagram picture wearing a jumper id bought . facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy
+4885,"Aaah, the antidote to a crazy world @USER @USER :heart_suit: #therepairshop",0,,,,,,,,aaah the antidote to a crazy world user user heartsuit therepairshop
+3093,i bought this cute ass animal crossing pin from @USER and they sent an extra pin for free :pleading_face: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i bought this cute ass animal crossing pin from user and they sent an extra pin for free pleadingface httpurl
+5121,"My dad would have a shotgun ready|""My dad would offer him a beer""|""My dad would ask him to join his clan""|:face_with_tears_of_joy: @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,my dad would have a shotgun readymy dad would offer him a beermy dad would ask him to join his clanfacewithtearsofjoy user user
+895,Merry Christmas love Instagram HTTPURL :face_with_tears_of_joy: #gifts #not #spam,1,,,,,,,,merry christmas love instagram httpurl facewithtearsofjoy gifts not spam
+1525,"#FergusonRiotTips Remember, the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their stores|#Sarcasm|#Ferguson #VitoandVito #WAARMedia #tcot #ycot",1,,,,,,,,fergusonriottips remember the only way ppl listen is if you burn down their storessarcasmferguson vitoandvito waarmedia tcot ycot
+2196,I miss the old school Nokia's. Pretty sure they lasted longer than most of our highschool relationships. #deadtechbzz #bitesizedbzz #wayback,1,,,,,,,,i miss the old school nokias . pretty sure they lasted longer than most of our highschool relationships . deadtechbzz bitesizedbzz wayback
+2117,I love waking up late and sick during dead week. #thebest #not,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up late and sick during dead week . thebest not
+2871,wow. i left on time today and the airport connector is all the way backed up. love that,1,"I'm so mad that I'm stuck in traffic and late to school, especially because I left early.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow . i left on time today and the airport connector is all the way backed up . love that
+3265,I go to the dentist so I don't have to go to the store and buy a toothbrush #freetoothbrushs,1,,,,,,,,i go to the dentist so i dont have to go to the store and buy a toothbrush freetoothbrushs
+1702,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER We are tackling men on inclusivity. As I said, you don't want to hear or see it because you refuse to read more than newspapers, you don't read actual experiences, you don't read our conversations because you're too hateful to care.",0,,,,,,,,user user user user user we are tackling men on inclusivity . as i said you dont want to hear or see it because you refuse to read more than newspapers you dont read actual experiences you dont read our conversations because youre too hateful to care .
+4474,Happy birthday Kayleigh!! Hope you have a great day :red_heart::party_popper: @USER,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday kayleigh . hope you have a great day redheartpartypopper user
+4620,i’ve come to the conclusion i don’t rly like strawberries & i think they’re overrated,0,,,,,,,,ive come to the conclusion i dont rly like strawberries i think theyre overrated
+4240,"trying to find a way to convey that im sad in a tweet but in like, a very subtle way that wont make several people text me at once",0,,,,,,,,trying to find a way to convey that im sad in a tweet but in like a very subtle way that wont make several people text me at once
+2776,do people with clear skin feel accomplished?? superior?? comfortable in their own skin?? what’s that like lmfao,1,people with clear skin are more comfortable in that area of their life,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,do people with clear skin feel accomplished . superior . comfortable in their own skin . whats that like lmfao
+2503,Happy birthday to me!! I’m 30! :loudly_crying_face:,1,I'm 30! Id like to wish myself a happy birthday,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,happy birthday to me . im 30 . loudlycryingface
+4457,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER and what about the blacks you guys they don't know what to do with money #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user user user user user and what about the blacks you guys they dont know what to do with money irony
+3957,Done to much again #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,done to much again not httpurl
+2224,Today is already shaping up to be fabulous #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,today is already shaping up to be fabulous sarcasm
+3104,@USER @USER he captures the spirit of devolution so well #not,1,,,,,,,,user user he captures the spirit of devolution so well not
+1700,"Celebrating the Year of the Ox in Pingtung County, South Taiwan. Just off for a scooter ride. (If this is my first and last twit - doh!)",0,,,,,,,,celebrating the year of the ox in pingtung county south taiwan . just off for a scooter ride . if this is my first and last twit doh .
+3517,@USER It's really difficult not to bark back at my pms-ing daughter. When bae tweets about you <,0,,,,,,,,user its really difficult not to bark back at my pmsing daughter . when bae tweets about you
+3699,2 busy working 2 care,1,i don’t care because i’m at work,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,2 busy working 2 care
+1280,Out for brunch with my number 1 favourite @USER Going all in with sourdough waffle and homemade bacon for hangover times. Nice to see head chef @USER getting to have Sunday morning off too! Lovely garden spot too @USER HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,out for brunch with my number 1 favourite user going all in with sourdough waffle and homemade bacon for hangover times . nice to see head chef user getting to have sunday morning off too . lovely garden spot too user httpurl httpurl
+1172,I love it when I want to do some editing and my editing suite needs updating AGAIN.,1,,,,,,,,i love it when i want to do some editing and my editing suite needs updating again .
+1346,a closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose:thought_balloon:,0,,,,,,,,a closed mind is a wonderful thing to losethoughtballoon
+1876,"so @USER still waiting, my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift #NOT.. i cant understand how u didn't prevent this ..",1,,,,,,,,so user still waiting my son is very happy enjoing his christmas gift not . i cant understand how u didnt prevent this .
+1551,Happy 2nd anniversary to me in SGV. Happy OT here in client. Woohoo. I loove my job. Super. More years to go!! #NOT,1,,,,,,,,happy 2nd anniversary to me in sgv . happy ot here in client . woohoo . i loove my job . super . more years to go . not
+3359,@USER Please DO YOUR JOB or resign. Enough is enough.,0,,,,,,,,user please do your job or resign . enough is enough .
+3144,Fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season. He's still not good though #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,fleury with 5 shut outs so far on the season . hes still not good though sarcasm
+2153,"Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How sad to go through life suffering from #irony deficiency",1,,,,,,,,jesus mary and joseph . how sad to go through life suffering from irony deficiency
+2418,@USER @USER @USER His tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait.,0,,,,,,,,user user user his tweet in the context of his history is what makes it a clear bait .
+1615,what it do babyy:cowboy_hat_face: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,what it do babyycowboyhatface httpurl
+3871,Even if you're fully vaccinated the CDC recommends still being nice to me. I am fragile,0,,,,,,,,even if youre fully vaccinated the cdc recommends still being nice to me . i am fragile
+3323,Uh oh Ben Simmons will also have a Steph Curry type season 76ers better not trade him now HTTPURL,1,I would simply say that Ben Simmons won't be able to shoot the ball like that.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,uh oh ben simmons will also have a steph curry type season 76ers better not trade him now httpurl
+1559,@USER SHOCKED. How am I supposed to tell the kids they're not going to Disneyland on June 21st after all? It's already been cancelled 36 times! HTTPURL,1,These people were aware of the risks when they booked these trips so they should not be surprised when they get cancelled.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user shocked . how am i supposed to tell the kids theyre not going to disneyland on june 21st after all . its already been cancelled 36 times . httpurl
+1311,"What a stellar performance by @USER yesterday at Cadogan Hall. A tour de force. Tears, tingles and jaw-dropping awe.",0,,,,,,,,what a stellar performance by user yesterday at cadogan hall . a tour de force . tears tingles and jawdropping awe .
+4577,"Whenever I text Scott in the middle of the night and tell him it’s been a rough night or that I’m tired, he brings me breakfast home and this is the type of love language I’m here for :smiling_face_with_open_hands:",0,,,,,,,,whenever i text scott in the middle of the night and tell him its been a rough night or that im tired he brings me breakfast home and this is the type of love language im here for smilingfacewithopenhands
+511,@USER I'm gunna sit here and #not,0,,,,,,,,user im gunna sit here and not
+1909,"3 hour drive back from London, was brilliant, 10 out of 10",1,,,,,,,,3 hour drive back from london was brilliant 10 out of 10
+2818,shoutout to the assholes at basically every gas station rn filling up multiple gas canisters when i don’t even have enough gas to get home.. :smiling_face_with_tear:,1,I can't stand the assholes at basically every gas station right now filling up multiple gas canisters when I don't even have enough gas to get home.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,shoutout to the assholes at basically every gas station rn filling up multiple gas canisters when i dont even have enough gas to get home . smilingfacewithtear
+3973,"The #PostOffice KNEW there were bugs in the system! ""Not remotely reliable"". Innocent lives were completely ruined and SOMEONE is to blame. Not fit for purpose. An utter disgrace. I'm oddly livid over this #bbcpn",0,,,,,,,,the postoffice knew there were bugs in the system . not remotely reliable . innocent lives were completely ruined and someone is to blame . not fit for purpose . an utter disgrace . im oddly livid over this bbcpn
+4484,Oh this will end well. #not RT @USER Military-Style Tech Finds Way Into School District Safety Measures HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,oh this will end well . not rt user militarystyle tech finds way into school district safety measures httpurl
+2125,I love being wide awake at 4am #sarcasm #insomnia #nosleepdecember,1,,,,,,,,i love being wide awake at 4am sarcasm insomnia nosleepdecember
+1694,then there's this @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,then theres this user user user user user httpurl
+4998,rewatching degrassi for the millionth time,1,“Watching Degrassi again “,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,rewatching degrassi for the millionth time
+3536,At one point i almost believed that the law of attraction was effective. #not!,1,,,,,,,,at one point i almost believed that the law of attraction was effective . not .
+2994,How do you figure out the guy in the office who doesn't have a smartphone? He's the one walking into the bathroom with a book under his arm.,0,,,,,,,,how do you figure out the guy in the office who doesnt have a smartphone . hes the one walking into the bathroom with a book under his arm .
+3735,The @USER talks benefits of universal basic income #COVID19 #coronavirus #catholic #EasterSunday HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,the user talks benefits of universal basic income covid19 coronavirus catholic eastersunday httpurl
+2586,been rejected by birmingham uni twice now :kissing_face_with_smiling_eyes::victory_hand_medium-light_skin_tone: let’s go for the hat trick next year,1,,,,,,,,been rejected by birmingham uni twice now kissingfacewithsmilingeyesvictoryhandmediumlightskintone lets go for the hat trick next year
+3899,Love coming to school knowing I have tests all day #not,1,,,,,,,,love coming to school knowing i have tests all day not
+158,no more disney stores in georgia im so sad right now the one in alpharetta was my favorite,0,,,,,,,,no more disney stores in georgia im so sad right now the one in alpharetta was my favorite
+3241,Loving how much #narcissism and it's intra- and interpersonal aspects are playing out in #Lokiepisode2 #Disney #Marvel,0,,,,,,,,loving how much narcissism and its intra and interpersonal aspects are playing out in lokiepisode2 disney marvel
+1282,Man PepsiCo loves to add 750g of sugar to a mixture of their existing flavors of sodas and call it a new flavor of dew or Pepsi..,1,"The flavors aren't good, they all just taste like sugar and artificial flavoring",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,man pepsico loves to add 750g of sugar to a mixture of their existing flavors of sodas and call it a new flavor of dew or pepsi .
+387,Anyone else wanna ruin me day x,1,Can people stop ruining my day please,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,anyone else wanna ruin me day x
+1284,"B/w Rain is a Good Thing stuck in my my head, the heat & #GladePlugIns going in the car, hard to believe it's not Summer! #Glade #GotItFree",0,,,,,,,,bw rain is a good thing stuck in my my head the heat gladeplugins going in the car hard to believe its not summer . glade gotitfree
+1084,Why are the side effects of antidepressants so :sparkles:scary:sparkles:,1,The side effects of antidepressants can be concerning.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,why are the side effects of antidepressants so sparklesscarysparkles
+877,@USER I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!,0,,,,,,,,user i know it was you fredo . you broke my heart .
+4708,I think i’m addicted to dead by daylight,0,,,,,,,,i think im addicted to dead by daylight
+4356,@USER @USER If bogeys are ‘fresh’ it is probably nose goblins that Gove assures us will not be in shortages. Can’t wait.,1,,,,,,,,user user if bogeys are fresh it is probably nose goblins that gove assures us will not be in shortages . cant wait .
+4311,Love waking up looking like Quasimodo :eyes: #thebellsEsmeralda,1,,,,,,,,love waking up looking like quasimodo eyes thebellsesmeralda
+699,"@USER So, this Topless Feminist was just looking for someone to love? #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user so this topless feminist was just looking for someone to love . sarcasm
+334,Happy New Year!,0,,,,,,,,happy new year .
+4335,of course the day that it's a monsoon outside i have classes on and off from 10 AM to 8 PM #ilovelife #not,1,,,,,,,,of course the day that its a monsoon outside i have classes on and off from 10 am to 8 pm ilovelife not
+3200,i love shoegaze sm,0,,,,,,,,i love shoegaze sm
+3172,I love hearing people's explanations about the dating world in America in the library while I am studying #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love hearing peoples explanations about the dating world in america in the library while i am studying sarcasm
+2828,"please,, for the love of god STAY HOME SO WE CAN HAVE HALLOWEEN",0,,,,,,,,please for the love of god stay home so we can have halloween
+4675,Can’t decide my favorite twitch comment today: “make me a sandwich bitch” or “are you ugly and that’s why you aren’t showing your face”,1,,,,,,,,cant decide my favorite twitch comment today make me a sandwich bitch or are you ugly and thats why you arent showing your face
+393,"It's also true; it's about a dream I had where I was living the videogame Doom (and kicking ass, to be fair). I've been playing through Doom Eternal recently, maybe that's what's brought I'm Not A Commando to the front of my mind. Anyway:",0,,,,,,,,its also true its about a dream i had where i was living the videogame doom and kicking ass to be fair . ive been playing through doom eternal recently maybe thats whats brought im not a commando to the front of my mind . anyway
+4479,Listened to Gimme Shelter while driving in the rain:face_with_tears_of_joy: #irony,1,,,,,,,,listened to gimme shelter while driving in the rainfacewithtearsofjoy irony
+380,@USER We study hard.. :books::speak-no-evil_monkey: #not #procrastinators :people_with_bunny_ears:,1,,,,,,,,user we study hard . booksspeaknoevilmonkey not procrastinators peoplewithbunnyears
+3672,Left my lunch at home. Swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,left my lunch at home . swansea canteen outdoing themselves with this generous and well priced portion of food not httpurl
+5011,"yikes love being mildly threatened by customers, makes my 11pm finish every day feel so much safer",1,,,,,,,,yikes love being mildly threatened by customers makes my 11pm finish every day feel so much safer
+1482,I would like to dedicate my hot girl summer to the Eastpointe Chick-Fil-A. Thank you!,1,I won't be eating at the Eastpointe Chick-Fil-A this summer.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i would like to dedicate my hot girl summer to the eastpointe chickfila . thank you .
+4872,@USER Fox News criticizing poor journalism regarding the UVA incident is hilarious #irony,1,,,,,,,,user fox news criticizing poor journalism regarding the uva incident is hilarious irony
+1461,@USER I'll bring it to work. The hoops one is a hit HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user ill bring it to work . the hoops one is a hit httpurl
+4595,modern family is a quality show,0,,,,,,,,modern family is a quality show
+1570,And after being up for over 24 hours I'm finally getting some freaking sleep.. #HappyHolidays #Not #AlwaysWorking,1,,,,,,,,and after being up for over 24 hours im finally getting some freaking sleep . happyholidays not alwaysworking
+2283,I’m pretty sure the first four hours back in my other non tennis job has been as long as the two weeks I’ve spent at Wimbledon. ..,1,,,,,,,,im pretty sure the first four hours back in my other non tennis job has been as long as the two weeks ive spent at wimbledon . .
+4393,Casual stroll with lauralobaugh #not Rochester #FunInTheSun @ Key West Islands - Florida (U.S.A.) HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,casual stroll with lauralobaugh not rochester funinthesun key west islands florida u . s . a . httpurl
+1982,wish i knew how to play hockey ://,0,,,,,,,,wish i knew how to play hockey
+3515,Glad to know my friends are supportive #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,glad to know my friends are supportive sarcasm
+4307,@USER ill see if I can :winking_face:,0,,,,,,,,user ill see if i can winkingface
+4785,"there is no such thing as ""racists"" because there's only ONE race, HUMAN @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,there is no such thing as racists because theres only one race human user user user user user
+2220,#irony - Road safety campaign donkey killed by car HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony road safety campaign donkey killed by car httpurl
+732,HOW CAN I GAIN EXPERIENCE WHEN EVERY JOB REQUIRES EXPERIENCE,0,,,,,,,,how can i gain experience when every job requires experience
+2273,i know i didn't just read a 40 page sex scene. my god,0,,,,,,,,i know i didnt just read a 40 page sex scene . my god
+1188,Being able to think your self angry is such a nice gift to have.. #Not #ItsACurse,1,,,,,,,,being able to think your self angry is such a nice gift to have . not itsacurse
+2016,"@USER Hey, he DOES have the word ""ban"" on his home page like two or three times though. #AcknowledgementIsFirstStep #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user hey he does have the word ban on his home page like two or three times though . acknowledgementisfirststep sarcasm
+3345,@USER Would love a cheeky McDonald’s breakfast before a busy day at work would set the day off on the right foot ! :beating_heart: #FancyAMcDonalds,1,I would love a McDonalds breakfast this morning!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,user would love a cheeky mcdonalds breakfast before a busy day at work would set the day off on the right foot . beatingheart fancyamcdonalds
+1896,y’all ever just sob in the vinbúðin?,0,,,,,,,,yall ever just sob in the vinbúðin .
+3851,@USER great job of failing to deliver every parcel that heads to our new flat. Excellent work on that,1,,,,,,,,user great job of failing to deliver every parcel that heads to our new flat . excellent work on that
+2071,Is holding not a rule anymore?,0,,,,,,,,is holding not a rule anymore .
+3337,Hey what's the weather like today? Am I going to need an umbrella?,1,I'm joining in with the rest of Twitter and can't believe how much rain there is,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,hey whats the weather like today . am i going to need an umbrella .
+1038,i went outside today and suddenly my depression is cured,1,My depression will not be cured in a day,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i went outside today and suddenly my depression is cured
+3920,#politics is not my cup of tea says #sonakshi @USER of #lingaa fame .#irony #sonakshi dad #shatru is our top #bjp leader,1,,,,,,,,politics is not my cup of tea says sonakshi user of lingaa fame . irony sonakshi dad shatru is our top bjp leader
+5116,Got to play w dogs last night! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,got to play w dogs last night . httpurl
+4288,Have you tried drinking alcohol? or cigarettes? *sarcastic* HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,have you tried drinking alcohol . or cigarettes . sarcastic httpurl
+3777,"@USER @USER It's Christmas, one of the few days off I get during the year and I can't even sign into my XBOX ONE.|#Typical|#Irony",1,,,,,,,,user user its christmas one of the few days off i get during the year and i cant even sign into my xbox one . typicalirony
+1425,"@USER @USER ""I can't look at a bridge without crying now.""",0,,,,,,,,user user i cant look at a bridge without crying now .
+4284,These Student Athletes Really Picked The Wrong Class To Cheat In HTTPURL via @USER #Irony,1,,,,,,,,these student athletes really picked the wrong class to cheat in httpurl via user irony
+2840,Agree with @USER @USER some people sigh so others will hear them. My husband sighs all the time. Around me. #Curious #Not,1,,,,,,,,agree with user user some people sigh so others will hear them . my husband sighs all the time . around me . curious not
+3864,I bet its warmer in Nova Scotia today! #frio #cold #freezing #costadelsol #NOT #IloveCanada,1,,,,,,,,i bet its warmer in nova scotia today . frio cold freezing costadelsol not ilovecanada
+1017,"@USER The badger crusade continues.|""Gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fears""|HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,user the badger crusade continues . gloucestershire badger patrols triggered by illegal trapping fearshttpurl
+2835,LUV when my hair is frozen :grinning_face_with_big_eyes: #not,1,,,,,,,,luv when my hair is frozen grinningfacewithbigeyes not
+3694,Just got the message I need to start working at another location. Brilliant! #not now rushing towards second location. Oh god I hate Mondays,1,,,,,,,,just got the message i need to start working at another location . brilliant . not now rushing towards second location . oh god i hate mondays
+3036,The amount of silence I’ve seen surrounding the topic of Palestine from some of my followers is concerning.,0,,,,,,,,the amount of silence ive seen surrounding the topic of palestine from some of my followers is concerning .
+3256,i’m such a bad plant mum omg how am i ever going to remember to water my human children,0,,,,,,,,im such a bad plant mum omg how am i ever going to remember to water my human children
+2062,Hey there! Nice to see you Minnesota/ND Winter Weather #Not,1,,,,,,,,hey there . nice to see you minnesotand winter weather not
+2119,Long overdue pullout.. that's Trump's nickname for Eric. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,long overdue pullout . thats trumps nickname for eric . httpurl
+3145,Aaand we're back in the ER. Hooray for no sleep! #not,1,,,,,,,,aaand were back in the er . hooray for no sleep . not
+3966,Nothing warms my heart more than seeing everybody come together and attack Westside’s administration :red_heart: #WycoPride #YeeYee,1,Attacking wyco is dumb,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nothing warms my heart more than seeing everybody come together and attack westsides administration redheart wycopride yeeyee
+583,Upwards of 30*C in London this afternoon. Excellent time for the air-con vents in my car to stop working. :thumbs_up::flushed_face::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,upwards of 30c in london this afternoon . excellent time for the aircon vents in my car to stop working . thumbsupflushedfacefacewithtearsofjoy
+4504,I miss frenemies so much,0,,,,,,,,i miss frenemies so much
+3578,It's adorable how this keeps on happening #not,1,,,,,,,,its adorable how this keeps on happening not
+4196,So let me get this straight he was going to sign with UFC no matter what wifey said? #HappyMarriage #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,so let me get this straight he was going to sign with ufc no matter what wifey said . happymarriage sarcasm
+5084,They thought I was gone ! These vegas niggas gone respect me and know I been doing this shit too ! & I.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,they thought i was gone . these vegas niggas gone respect me and know i been doing this shit too . i . httpurl
+3941,@USER so helpful #not,1,,,,,,,,user so helpful not
+4870,"this sounds about right. fuck you, kemp. with your grimey ass. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,this sounds about right . fuck you kemp . with your grimey ass . httpurl
+4422,Another day just livin the dream #not #needmoremoney,1,,,,,,,,another day just livin the dream not needmoremoney
+3094,On a small diet #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,on a small diet not httpurl
+1394,"Off to brave Tesco. Humungous shopping list, hail outside #ohbliss #not",1,,,,,,,,off to brave tesco . humungous shopping list hail outside ohbliss not
+1147,Just had my windows cleaned and I feel posh lmao,0,,,,,,,,just had my windows cleaned and i feel posh lmao
+559,So excited to spend the next 12 hours at school. #not,1,,,,,,,,so excited to spend the next 12 hours at school . not
+151,Good morning to everyone except Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods,0,,,,,,,,good morning to everyone except tristan thompson and jordyn woods
+2649,#Palestinian #Authority -- #Abbas #trades #stalemate for #confrontation in #ICC #move. HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,palestinian authority abbas trades stalemate for confrontation in icc move . httpurl via user
+2089,"Good times, fun times here in Grand old Britannia. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,good times fun times here in grand old britannia . httpurl
+1163,"Love how I came into work at 8 because Charlie said we were busy.. 3 people in 45 minutes,yeah we got this place packed Charlie. #not",1,,,,,,,,love how i came into work at 8 because charlie said we were busy . 3 people in 45 minutesyeah we got this place packed charlie . not
+5112,There are two things that need to better. Drafting and the players work ethic. That's it.,0,,,,,,,,there are two things that need to better . drafting and the players work ethic . thats it .
+2757,Sinking my teeth in to why the SPS failed in VT,0,,,,,,,,sinking my teeth in to why the sps failed in vt
+3499,3 episodes left I'm dying over here,0,,,,,,,,3 episodes left im dying over here
+1204,.@USER how far back can I search my google calendar via sunrise? google doesn't have a working search engine on its calendar #irony,1,,,,,,,,. user how far back can i search my google calendar via sunrise . google doesnt have a working search engine on its calendar irony
+3792,"@USER You need to, it's an experience to say the least",0,,,,,,,,user you need to its an experience to say the least
+3034,"@USER @USER we've grinded for our gear and now they're worthless, thank you #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user weve grinded for our gear and now theyre worthless thank you sarcasm
+3169,"Is it just me, or do they keep taking The Associate on and off Netflix..",0,,,,,,,,is it just me or do they keep taking the associate on and off netflix .
+610,Cc: @USER My last tweet. Wayne's World is a great movie. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,cc user my last tweet . waynes world is a great movie . not
+4372,Just watched the last ever one tree hill. I'm an emotional wreck and it's not even 9 o'clock,0,,,,,,,,just watched the last ever one tree hill . im an emotional wreck and its not even 9 oclock
+4450,Another @USER #Irony moment. We can't be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an Iphone6 of us! HELL NO!!,1,,,,,,,,another user irony moment . we cant be bothered to fix your broadband problem but would you like to buy an iphone6 of us . hell no .
+2497,Lots if love for #Miranda #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,lots if love for miranda sarcasm
+4556,i really hate goodreads notification system IF I DECLINE A FRIEND REQUEST TAKE IT OUT MY NOTIFS :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,i really hate goodreads notification system if i decline a friend request take it out my notifs loudlycryingface
+67,Ohh the joy of getting pulled over :green_heart: #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ohh the joy of getting pulled over greenheart sarcasm httpurl
+3002,"Day 4 ""joyous day"" #decemberchallenge #picture speaks for itself #costateguise #beach#peace#2nd home#.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,day 4 joyous day decemberchallenge picture speaks for itself costateguise beachpeace2nd home . httpurl
+774,@USER you are sleeping? Wake up the next AC game has been leaked!! #ACVictory HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user you are sleeping . wake up the next ac game has been leaked . acvictory httpurl
+3054,"Great, now I have a fractured rib. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ My life is falling apart.",1,,,,,,,,great now i have a fractured rib . ツ my life is falling apart .
+4266,If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have dyslexia I would recommend the book House of Leaves.,1,This book makes me feel like I don't really know how to read.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have dyslexia i would recommend the book house of leaves .
+3754,Update: they’ve finally closed the campus which means I wasted my day going in and waiting on lectures :upside-down_face: HTTPURL,1,"Although the uni has now closed the campus, I was able to get a lot of work done having to go in",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,update theyve finally closed the campus which means i wasted my day going in and waiting on lectures upsidedownface httpurl
+4715,"While politicians are busy in scuffles #PakArmy is doing their job yet maligned #Irony ""@USER 2 PAKARMY HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,while politicians are busy in scuffles pakarmy is doing their job yet maligned irony user 2 pakarmy httpurl
+3308,Love these cold winter mornings :grimacing_face: best feeling everr #Not!,1,,,,,,,,love these cold winter mornings grimacingface best feeling everr not .
+4325,My life is complete. Just had the best peanut butter and toffee cupcake ever :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,my life is complete . just had the best peanut butter and toffee cupcake ever smilingfacewithhearteyes
+1683,By the way Rutgers furloughed their emergency services workers but not the athletic trainers or police. Make it make sense.,0,,,,,,,,by the way rutgers furloughed their emergency services workers but not the athletic trainers or police . make it make sense .
+3559,I want to join @USER to become a validator of the first Proof-Of-Person Blockchain #idenainvite,0,,,,,,,,i want to join user to become a validator of the first proofofperson blockchain idenainvite
+4382,Just watched the best play in existence- Shrek: the Musical @ Woodford county HS. I'm just sad it's ogre.,1,,,,,,,,just watched the best play in existence shrek the musical woodford county hs . im just sad its ogre .
+483,Not me seriously debating buying a singular can of monsta energy of amazon because I'm really craving one but I'd feel guilty if I went into Tesco just to buy one,0,,,,,,,,not me seriously debating buying a singular can of monsta energy of amazon because im really craving one but id feel guilty if i went into tesco just to buy one
+2064,"Day 9 ""something your reading"" #decemberchallenge #lovehistory#lovenonfiction..:check_mark_button: @ Our Cosy House HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,day 9 something your reading decemberchallenge lovehistorylovenonfiction . checkmarkbutton our cosy house httpurl
+897,"@USER Careful, Cayce. That's almost a racist statement. #sarcasm @USER @USER @USER",1,,,,,,,,user careful cayce . thats almost a racist statement . sarcasm user user user
+509,@USER Proud to be part of the 0.1% :upside-down_face:,1,,,,,,,,user proud to be part of the 0 . 1 upsidedownface
+25,@USER @USER No reply. What a surprise. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user no reply . what a surprise . sarcasm
+212,Did #lyntoncrosby invent #CameronMustGo ? Puerile attacks on @USER in RW press provoked #webackEd which led to #CameronMustGo #irony,1,,,,,,,,did lyntoncrosby invent cameronmustgo . puerile attacks on user in rw press provoked webacked which led to cameronmustgo irony
+974,@USER I placed an order over 10 days ago on a 7-10 day dispatch and my tracking is still showing that it hasn’t been dispatched yet. When can I expect delivery? I’m starting to think my baby will arrive before the order will :face_with_rolling_eyes: order number 1701935.,1,,,,,,,,user i placed an order over 10 days ago on a 710 day dispatch and my tracking is still showing that it hasnt been dispatched yet . when can i expect delivery . im starting to think my baby will arrive before the order will facewithrollingeyes order number 1701935 .
+3566,Awful #Virgintrains - 16.35 Manchester to London we're standing in the corridors and toilets. At over £250 for my ticket I'm really happy,1,,,,,,,,awful virgintrains 16 . 35 manchester to london were standing in the corridors and toilets . at over 250 for my ticket im really happy
+3430,Lil Clitoris: The Artist Formerly Known As Shehbaaz,1,,,,,,,,lil clitoris the artist formerly known as shehbaaz
+4752,i’m ALREADY stressed about whose pov to watch for mcc hahah,0,,,,,,,,im already stressed about whose pov to watch for mcc hahah
+417,"The best part of going out, is waking up at 2PM the next morning wondering whether you're dead or not and what day it is. :face_with_tears_of_joy::flushed_face::grinning_face:",1,"The worst part of going out is waking up the next day, wondering what day it is and if you’re dead.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the best part of going out is waking up at 2pm the next morning wondering whether youre dead or not and what day it is . facewithtearsofjoyflushedfacegrinningface
+1198,When your @USER delivery gets stolen by a UK Mail delivery driver and the police know who it is but I still don’t get taken seriously:upside-down_face::upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,1,I wish that the person who stole my laptop would be arrested,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when your user delivery gets stolen by a uk mail delivery driver and the police know who it is but i still dont get taken seriouslyupsidedownfaceupsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+5141,With no forwards. #confused #not sure,0,,,,,,,,with no forwards . confused not sure
+4918,@USER @USER I wholeheartedly agree. I really only liked the graphics. Nothing beats Luigi's Mansion 1,0,,,,,,,,user user i wholeheartedly agree . i really only liked the graphics . nothing beats luigis mansion 1
+54,It's such a joy to wake up sick again and not be able to use the one arm I do everything with. #not,1,,,,,,,,its such a joy to wake up sick again and not be able to use the one arm i do everything with . not
+4373,I hope the woman I saw driving a motorcycle wearing a semi-formal dress and cheetah print stilettos has a nice day,0,,,,,,,,i hope the woman i saw driving a motorcycle wearing a semiformal dress and cheetah print stilettos has a nice day
+3988,You can spit on a rose but it's still a rose. #contempt #sarcasm #mockery,0,,,,,,,,you can spit on a rose but its still a rose . contempt sarcasm mockery
+5088,"#LeBron #James: '#Violence #is #not #the #answer': LeBron James said Thursday that ""violence is not the answer and.. HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,lebron james violence is not the answer lebron james said thursday that violence is not the answer and . httpurl
+2696,@USER He was caught attending..*gasp* a Latin Mass. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user he was caught attending . gasp a latin mass . sarcasm
+2175,2 1/2 hour nap then up for a ct scan at the hospital. perfect timing. #not,1,,,,,,,,2 12 hour nap then up for a ct scan at the hospital . perfect timing . not
+526,I'm A VeGeTaRiAN BuT I eAt FiSh :upside-down_face::upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,1,I find people who claim to be vegetarian but still eat fish annoying.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,im a vegetarian but i eat fish upsidedownfaceupsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+4404,@USER @USER That's fantastic up to date news. Also #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user thats fantastic up to date news . also sarcasm
+4238,People who walk their cats on leashes are not people to be trifled with.,0,,,,,,,,people who walk their cats on leashes are not people to be trifled with .
+2987,@USER Ohh I don't know about that! That sounds soo interesting! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user ohh i dont know about that . that sounds soo interesting . sarcasm
+2493,just dropped my new single||it's me||i'm single #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,just dropped my new singleits meim single sarcasm
+943,"Ah yes, it really is wood-burning stoves in sub-Saharan Africa thats driving the climate crisis :brain: HTTPURL",1,Wood burning stoves are definitely not an environmental issue that needs to be immediately addressed,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ah yes it really is woodburning stoves in subsaharan africa thats driving the climate crisis brain httpurl
+4833,.@USER Yup. That's exactly how we do it #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user yup . thats exactly how we do it sarcasm
+114,Look really awake and like I've made an effort today #not,1,,,,,,,,look really awake and like ive made an effort today not
+3189,Life is about eating chicken finger and getting drunk,1,Life is about happiness and friendship,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,life is about eating chicken finger and getting drunk
+519,That moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for Xmas but before it's actually opened and put to use. #irony,1,,,,,,,,that moment you drop your phone right after your kid gives you a case for xmas but before its actually opened and put to use . irony
+3932,"I'm going to call today's commute ""quality time"" w/ my mini. 1 hour & 40 minutes of ""quality time."" Thanks DC rush hour! #Optimism #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,im going to call todays commute quality time w my mini . 1 hour 40 minutes of quality time . thanks dc rush hour . optimism sarcasm
+205,As if I didn't know this anyway! I'm an Owl according to the #BBCBodyClock quiz – what are you? HTTPURL,1,I already knew that I am a night-owl.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,as if i didnt know this anyway . im an owl according to the bbcbodyclock quiz what are you . httpurl
+1689,@USER Are they going for the very original plans now?,0,,,,,,,,user are they going for the very original plans now .
+4934,"Can media, press, and general dickheads stop spinning the narrative that it’s a women’s job to stay safe and vigilant when they have not experienced themselves how terrifying it is walking alone at any given time of the day? HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,can media press and general dickheads stop spinning the narrative that its a womens job to stay safe and vigilant when they have not experienced themselves how terrifying it is walking alone at any given time of the day . httpurl
+2598,It’s Wednesday I’m in love,0,,,,,,,,its wednesday im in love
+4432,Hands up who remembers when EVERY blogger and their dog was a brand ambassador for Coconut Lane :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,Who remembers when some bloggers were brand ambassadors for Coconut Lane? - i.e. without any emojis.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,hands up who remembers when every blogger and their dog was a brand ambassador for coconut lane facewithtearsofjoy
+1316,Will pessi sign for man city,1,Is messi going to sign for man city?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,will pessi sign for man city
+1281,Yams are good for ducks with giant breasts with vitamin A deficiencies,1,,,,,,,,yams are good for ducks with giant breasts with vitamin a deficiencies
+3959,"wish life was like sims where you can be in whatever career you want, then create a fulfilled relationship after 20 amorous hugs in a row",0,,,,,,,,wish life was like sims where you can be in whatever career you want then create a fulfilled relationship after 20 amorous hugs in a row
+2773,"Every time I get a symptom I strongly associate with pregnancy I also get my brain going through all the shit that happened around that to deal with as well as said symptom. Birth trauma, leaving us to deal with 100% tongue tied baby untreated, the general no support of lockdown",0,,,,,,,,every time i get a symptom i strongly associate with pregnancy i also get my brain going through all the shit that happened around that to deal with as well as said symptom . birth trauma leaving us to deal with 100 tongue tied baby untreated the general no support of lockdown
+1626,@USER did your python tweeter send that? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user did your python tweeter send that . sarcasm
+4015,"@USER you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee, right? #irony #sloppy",1,,,,,,,,user you realize you just tweeted out advice the other day on how not to spill your coffee right . irony sloppy
+4070,Yes it is much more logical to support criminals & attack police officers for protecting life & property. #HandsUpDontShoot #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,yes it is much more logical to support criminals attack police officers for protecting life property . handsupdontshoot sarcasm
+692,@USER We all have our crosses to bear. LOL #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user we all have our crosses to bear . lol sarcasm
+1533,"idk. academic writing is exciting but what’s the point if the only people reading your work are academics? same with literary journals, tbh",0,,,,,,,,idk . academic writing is exciting but whats the point if the only people reading your work are academics . same with literary journals tbh
+2486,@USER All time favourite.,0,,,,,,,,user all time favourite .
+978,@USER @USER I'm sure it's largely ignored in practice. In NY you can't do any govt work if you have convicts #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user im sure its largely ignored in practice . in ny you cant do any govt work if you have convicts irony
+89,i love my life,0,,,,,,,,i love my life
+3237,The biggest #Irony is that #Taliban gunned down school kids in the same country that #Malala received the Nobel prize for #Education #Ouch,1,,,,,,,,the biggest irony is that taliban gunned down school kids in the same country that malala received the nobel prize for education ouch
+1413,2a TL shows Lester's 6/$155m deal's a hit Boston #sarcasm- Wish all announcements were made when parties involved least coherent #Notsarcasm,1,,,,,,,,2a tl shows lesters 6155m deals a hit boston sarcasm wish all announcements were made when parties involved least coherent notsarcasm
+2152,Please respect my #DuckRights :duck::duck::duck::duck::duck: #AnimalJamRaid @USER,1,,,,,,,,please respect my duckrights duckduckduckduckduck animaljamraid user
+557,A 21 year old (whatever age you are IDGAF) acting like an immature little @USER in public? Yup you're a classy one. #Sarcasm #SoNotClassy,1,,,,,,,,a 21 year old whatever age you are idgaf acting like an immature little user in public . yup youre a classy one . sarcasm sonotclassy
+2913,Absolutely love waking up to snow #not,1,,,,,,,,absolutely love waking up to snow not
+30,"@USER @USER you can't reason with someone with a bio as moronic as his. ""So should everyone else"" #SoDemocratic #Irony",1,,,,,,,,user user you cant reason with someone with a bio as moronic as his . so should everyone else sodemocratic irony
+4278,"Are GoFundMe accounts a form of socialism? I don’t have enough money to pay my bills, so let me create an account an ask for money to help pay my bills. ??",1,I would probably word it as a question: Do you think that using Go Fund Me to ask for money to pay bills is a form of socialism?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,are gofundme accounts a form of socialism . i dont have enough money to pay my bills so let me create an account an ask for money to help pay my bills . .
+4601,just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours #NOT #BLESSED,0,,,,,,,,just pulled up to school for the first time in my life in a good mood only to find out it doesnt start for another 2 hours not blessed
+1089,So did Marie Curie invent smokey eye then? :thinking_face: #snapchat #InternationalWomensDay,1,,,,,,,,so did marie curie invent smokey eye then . thinkingface snapchat internationalwomensday
+3193,"Dora: Where do we go next? Avery: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, THE TALL MOUNTAIN!! *groans in frustration at Dora's Alzheimer's*",0,,,,,,,,dora where do we go next . avery i already told you the tall mountain . groans in frustration at doras alzheimers
+1348,@USER @USER can i use this chiamus for my ap lang speech about parallelism lmao,1,Can I use this in my speech ?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user can i use this chiamus for my ap lang speech about parallelism lmao
+1784,Equalize early and often. (Why is this day shared with Dog day?) #WomensEqualityDay #NationalDogDay #ourfirstfedITM,0,,,,,,,,equalize early and often . why is this day shared with dog day . womensequalityday nationaldogday ourfirstfeditm
+2214,Did I just watch Joe Biden die? God I hope so,1,,,,,,,,did i just watch joe biden die . god i hope so
+2735,As if some people left the cinema during Super Trooper I am so offended :exploding_head:,0,,,,,,,,as if some people left the cinema during super trooper i am so offended explodinghead
+4000,@USER I see your response time on your DM's is as good as your phone lines.. just no hold music. Legendary service guys.#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user i see your response time on your dms is as good as your phone lines . just no hold music . legendary service guys . sarcasm
+4079,Fox News et al should be shut down. Absolutely heartbreaking. :broken_heart: #GOPTraitors HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,fox news et al should be shut down . absolutely heartbreaking . brokenheart goptraitors httpurl
+4362,"If you invite me to something with a Google Calendar invite, know that I will always join via the Google Meet link. Don't try to add other links in notes; learn how to use the software and then holla at me",0,,,,,,,,if you invite me to something with a google calendar invite know that i will always join via the google meet link . dont try to add other links in notes learn how to use the software and then holla at me
+1366,@USER But what about white on white crime? It's like a ribbon in the sky..non-existent. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user but what about white on white crime . its like a ribbon in the sky . nonexistent . sarcasm
+917,Perfect way to start off my morning #NOT,1,,,,,,,,perfect way to start off my morning not
+1668,"My god, he’s even a hopeless kisser :loudly_crying_face: #matthanock HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,my god hes even a hopeless kisser loudlycryingface matthanock httpurl
+2665,Great effort @USER We'll get em all next year,0,,,,,,,,great effort user well get em all next year
+1046,Everytime I exit and reopen the Instagram app it freezes,0,,,,,,,,everytime i exit and reopen the instagram app it freezes
+4529,"@USER @USER We think you are very, very funny and very,very,very etc …brave. You nail the issue and put those that actually believe the comments you make to shame…. Please keep doing what you’re doing….",0,,,,,,,,user user we think you are very very funny and veryveryvery etc brave . you nail the issue and put those that actually believe the comments you make to shame . please keep doing what youre doing .
+108,#America #continues to show us that it is #NOT here for #BlackPeople even though HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,america continues to show us that it is not here for blackpeople even though httpurl
+3399,Thanks Mother nature.. You didn't give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining #irony,1,,,,,,,,thanks mother nature . you didnt give us as snow day and now my twitter is filled with people complaining irony
+1077,@USER could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha,0,,,,,,,,user could do with someone making me a hot chocolate right now ahaha
+3519,started taking my medicine again let’s see if i stick to it this time :double_exclamation_mark:,0,,,,,,,,started taking my medicine again lets see if i stick to it this time doubleexclamationmark
+1922,every night i fall asleep and hear the woofs my dog makes in her sleep :persevering_face::persevering_face: my heart is warm,0,,,,,,,,every night i fall asleep and hear the woofs my dog makes in her sleep perseveringfaceperseveringface my heart is warm
+2555,@USER You truly are my son.,0,,,,,,,,user you truly are my son .
+4411,Ohio State putting it #OnWisconsin .. No match.,0,,,,,,,,ohio state putting it onwisconsin . no match .
+3483,i want a kaleidoscope so bad,0,,,,,,,,i want a kaleidoscope so bad
+1253,"I have an ""attitude"" because you think you're hot shit at a buffet restuarant. #lifegoals #not #sideworknazi",1,,,,,,,,i have an attitude because you think youre hot shit at a buffet restuarant . lifegoals not sideworknazi
+386,@USER wants me to get hit by a bus so she can get a 4.0 #bestroomieaward #not,1,,,,,,,,user wants me to get hit by a bus so she can get a 4 . 0 bestroomieaward not
+754,Can we girlboss medusa,0,,,,,,,,can we girlboss medusa
+484,Shout outs to the guy who took a shower in 1 Million before heading out. The WHOLE BUS thanks you #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,shout outs to the guy who took a shower in 1 million before heading out . the whole bus thanks you sarcasm
+1371,"This is what #irony looks like, right? HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,this is what irony looks like right . httpurl
+2367,"Arrive at #Gatwick excited for aspire lounge. No, it's closed for refurbishment. Thanks @USER & @USER for not telling us",1,,,,,,,,arrive at gatwick excited for aspire lounge . no its closed for refurbishment . thanks user user for not telling us
+206,3:30am is a great time to learn the male reproductive system. with the biggest and brightest power point slides ever. #not #biology,1,,,,,,,,330am is a great time to learn the male reproductive system . with the biggest and brightest power point slides ever . not biology
+2079,That was the cutest thing ever :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::face_blowing_a_kiss:,0,,,,,,,,that was the cutest thing ever smilingfacewithhearteyesfaceblowingakiss
+2451,"@USER Accusations on twitter shouldn't count, though I've heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user accusations on twitter shouldnt count though ive heard tales of talk that it will replace the grad jury sys here sarcasm
+4112,elrow at ushuaïa was bloody great,0,,,,,,,,elrow at ushuaïa was bloody great
+3739,Overthinking everything in life really takes a toll on you,1,"There is a contrast between the word ""overthinking"" and how everything in life really does not take a toll on you.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,overthinking everything in life really takes a toll on you
+3260,So in other news I just held the door open for Bam Adebayo & then I fell down the stairs & I think I broke my finger.. ya I'm THAT smooth,1,I just fell down the stairs after holding the door open for Bam Adebayo. I really embarrassed myself.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so in other news i just held the door open for bam adebayo then i fell down the stairs i think i broke my finger . ya im that smooth
+1377,"Piers Morgan getting grief for his comments on silver and bronze medals. But, ask the average person to name 10 British Olympians and they’ll rattle off 10 gold medalists.",0,,,,,,,,piers morgan getting grief for his comments on silver and bronze medals . but ask the average person to name 10 british olympians and theyll rattle off 10 gold medalists .
+466,China calls US hypocritical on #humanrights but Chinese peace prize goes to Castro (& Putin in 11)? #irony; via @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,china calls us hypocritical on humanrights but chinese peace prize goes to castro putin in 11 . irony via user httpurl
+5093,"@USER Email me when you need a friend..always here to chat, I've been there many many times so right with you xx",0,,,,,,,,user email me when you need a friend . always here to chat ive been there many many times so right with you xx
+4894,“there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon”,0,,,,,,,,there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon
+4779,this is pretty abysmal,0,,,,,,,,this is pretty abysmal
+6,Not me rewatching He’s All That just to cringe the whole time until that mf pulls up on a horse!!,0,,,,,,,,not me rewatching hes all that just to cringe the whole time until that mf pulls up on a horse .
+4521,HTTPURL Ray Perryman. A great source.,1,,,,,,,,httpurl ray perryman . a great source .
+314,It's almost 1am and @USER and I are arguing on why the guy is cute or not. Really. This is our lives. Come on were adults. #not,1,,,,,,,,its almost 1am and user and i are arguing on why the guy is cute or not . really . this is our lives . come on were adults . not
+2565,my apartment is implementing a new app that lets you tattle on someone being in your parking spot smh now i actually have to pay for parking,0,,,,,,,,my apartment is implementing a new app that lets you tattle on someone being in your parking spot smh now i actually have to pay for parking
+924,can’t remember the last time i listened to anything that wasn’t by kacey musgraves,1,,,,,,,,cant remember the last time i listened to anything that wasnt by kacey musgraves
+2206,Thank you Agent Jo Brand for turning droves of people towards supporting the Brexit Part. @USER,1,,,,,,,,thank you agent jo brand for turning droves of people towards supporting the brexit part . user
+3526,"dad: ""are ya sending any of those boys from 5soz (wtf is a 5soz dad) a valentines gift?"" me: yes dad yes i am cuz im dating all of them duh",1,im not dating any of them,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dad are ya sending any of those boys from 5soz wtf is a 5soz dad a valentines gift . me yes dad yes i am cuz im dating all of them duh
+1843,the wheels on the bus are broken down broken down broken down:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::musical_notes: #sarcasm #fml #omwtothemet,1,,,,,,,,the wheels on the bus are broken down broken down broken downsmilingfacewithsmilingeyesmusicalnotes sarcasm fml omwtothemet
+2177,"Oh boy, a song I'm gonna play on repeat until it makes me physically ill to hear it! Thanks FOB",1,"""I can't stop listening to this new song from FOB""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh boy a song im gonna play on repeat until it makes me physically ill to hear it . thanks fob
+2653,attack on Titan I’m not ok Saw a few leaks on purpose bc I like to torture myself and I’ll wait to read the whole chapter tomorrow but oh my god oh my god I’m hurting,0,,,,,,,,attack on titan im not ok saw a few leaks on purpose bc i like to torture myself and ill wait to read the whole chapter tomorrow but oh my god oh my god im hurting
+2778,Stuck in the traffic at 7.55am. Yuppy -.- #sarcasm #happytuesday,1,,,,,,,,stuck in the traffic at 7 . 55am . yuppy . sarcasm happytuesday
+1054,Turned 25 today but woke up with $600 from the IRS in my bank account so quarter life crisis has been postponed,1,My birthday is today and I got my $600 stimulus check from the IRS.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,turned 25 today but woke up with 600 from the irs in my bank account so quarter life crisis has been postponed
+3428,people who think it’s funny to spike drinks are the actual scum of the earth,0,,,,,,,,people who think its funny to spike drinks are the actual scum of the earth
+4942,really honoured to have shared a coach today with a group of girls who didn’t know downing street was real and thought the prime minister and the queen lived together at buckingham palace,1,“I dislike sharing a coach with..”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,really honoured to have shared a coach today with a group of girls who didnt know downing street was real and thought the prime minister and the queen lived together at buckingham palace
+5119,I don't think it's the last time ;-) #hobbit #onelasttime #not #cinema #ov #3d #48hfr HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i dont think its the last time hobbit onelasttime not cinema ov 3d 48hfr httpurl
+3177,@USER @USER yeah & we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in BK were ambulanced immediately. Elitism at its finest.,0,,,,,,,,user user yeah we wont talk about how the bodies of the 2 cops killed in bk were ambulanced immediately . elitism at its finest .
+3817,If only people would care as much about poverty and social equality the way they do jumping up and down for Team Remain or Team Leave.,1,People should care more about poverty and inequality than other less important matters.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if only people would care as much about poverty and social equality the way they do jumping up and down for team remain or team leave .
+1395,Why am I obsessed with Frozen 2 :flushed_face:,0,,,,,,,,why am i obsessed with frozen 2 flushedface
+3360,"don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over $love$",1,"Don't cry because it happened, be proud that you made it through.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,dont cry because it happened smile because its over love
+4454,"“Americans weren’t meant to be quarantined! Open up the states! Let us free!” This. This is what brings into perspective the fact that 10,00 years of civilization is a fraction of a blink in evolutionary time. Ignorance is as tenacious as wisdom teeth.",0,,,,,,,,americans werent meant to be quarantined . open up the states . let us free . this . this is what brings into perspective the fact that 1000 years of civilization is a fraction of a blink in evolutionary time . ignorance is as tenacious as wisdom teeth .
+4059,I love the meaningful messages of automake. #irony,1,,,,,,,,i love the meaningful messages of automake . irony
+1934,#Sarcasm RT @USER Should be great watching Miami try to block Sweat and Featherstone off the edge next two years. Real fun stuff,1,,,,,,,,sarcasm rt user should be great watching miami try to block sweat and featherstone off the edge next two years . real fun stuff
+2786,"Gotta love insomnia, knackered all day gets to a reasonable time to sleep and wide awake. Fuck off soon please :thumbs_up:",1,,,,,,,,gotta love insomnia knackered all day gets to a reasonable time to sleep and wide awake . fuck off soon please thumbsup
+3971,Sick of being healthy already pissing like a racehorse !! Keep Well hydrated Han 4th litre of water :droplet::sweat_droplets:,1,"Not enjoying being healthy , going the loo far too many times .",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,sick of being healthy already pissing like a racehorse . keep well hydrated han 4th litre of water dropletsweatdroplets
+4964,I love waking up five minutes before I have to be at school.. #Not,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up five minutes before i have to be at school . not
+3639,Hypothetically if you started a new job and one of your colleagues was a jake from love island stan … what would you hypothetically do,0,,,,,,,,hypothetically if you started a new job and one of your colleagues was a jake from love island stan what would you hypothetically do
+1365,Sleep is numero uno,0,,,,,,,,sleep is numero uno
+277,@USER please do..i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user please do . i need the second hand embarrassment so desperatly on my phone sarcasm
+3318,I really need to shoot something soon.,0,,,,,,,,i really need to shoot something soon .
+1048,I changed out of my pajamas today and I think that’s really brave,1,Finally changed out of pajama pants,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i changed out of my pajamas today and i think thats really brave
+3551,#MuslimApologies – 10 Tweets that Explain What Muslims Should be Sorry for! HTTPURL #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,muslimapologies 10 tweets that explain what muslims should be sorry for . httpurl sarcasm
+4251,"@USER @USER it's ok Kev, Gurney's bowling the next over #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user its ok kev gurneys bowling the next over sarcasm
+4610,"If you watch #TheCrown and don’t simultaneously wiki deep-dive on the royal family, did you even watch The Crown?",1,"I always simultaneously wiki deep-dive the royal family, when I watch The Crown.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,if you watch thecrown and dont simultaneously wiki deepdive on the royal family did you even watch the crown .
+2964,@USER Can you come shovel my driveway? You owe me for helping you become the man you are today. #givingback,0,,,,,,,,user can you come shovel my driveway . you owe me for helping you become the man you are today . givingback
+4865,@USER haah yeah they are really helpful and not lazy at job centres,1,,,,,,,,user haah yeah they are really helpful and not lazy at job centres
+3996,Hit Them Angles And Duck Face To Hide Those Wrinkles ; ) #ThatsABossBitchRightThere . . . #NOT!!,1,,,,,,,,hit them angles and duck face to hide those wrinkles thatsabossbitchrightthere . . . not .
+2643,"In other news, a man called me ‘scary looking’ at Whole Foods yesterday and then asked to use me for his art",0,,,,,,,,in other news a man called me scary looking at whole foods yesterday and then asked to use me for his art
+3587,Casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels! #thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist,0,,,,,,,,casper the friendly ghost on 2 levels . thingsmichelleobamathinksareracist
+678,"@USER @USER when did you get so cynical, Karna!?!?",0,,,,,,,,user user when did you get so cynical karna .
+2636,"sometimes i think life is rough, then i remember the one time i drank the starbucks witch’s brew frappachino and i feel less bad that ish nasty HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,sometimes i think life is rough then i remember the one time i drank the starbucks witchs brew frappachino and i feel less bad that ish nasty httpurl
+227,The Conservative and Unionist party welcomes you to its live-action medley of 'Lord of the Flies' and 'Atlas Shrugged'. Great concession rates for seniors. Theatre not accessible. Toilets blocked.,1,,,,,,,,the conservative and unionist party welcomes you to its liveaction medley of lord of the flies and atlas shrugged . great concession rates for seniors . theatre not accessible . toilets blocked .
+1804,"@USER @USER Hey Glenn, what is this app called?",0,,,,,,,,user user hey glenn what is this app called .
+3137,Gym and I are gonna have a reeaall nice date tomorrow. #not #imgoingtostruggle #VSFS2014,1,,,,,,,,gym and i are gonna have a reeaall nice date tomorrow . not imgoingtostruggle vsfs2014
+4612,"love, love, love how the left side of my face is swollen. #not :pouting_face::loudly_crying_face:",1,,,,,,,,love love love how the left side of my face is swollen . not poutingfaceloudlycryingface
+4576,I love when all your teachers throw assignments and projects at you on dead week and they still expect you to be studying for their final :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,i love when all your teachers throw assignments and projects at you on dead week and they still expect you to be studying for their final facewithrollingeyes
+5111,@USER nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake,0,,,,,,,,user nah dude my buddy puked all over steak and shake
+2883,in the studio asking folks so what do u do,0,,,,,,,,in the studio asking folks so what do u do
+1743,In case you were wondering what I got for my birthday today.. Tonsilitis. I got Tonsilitis.,1,,,,,,,,in case you were wondering what i got for my birthday today . tonsilitis . i got tonsilitis .
+4244,Oh. Dead rodent in bathroom. Thanks cats.,1,,,,,,,,oh . dead rodent in bathroom . thanks cats .
+861,@USER #Irony When continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism. / @USER beautiful observation,1,,,,,,,,user irony when continuationists demand a prooftext for cessationism . user beautiful observation
+3266,I take blazing hot showers so I can get used to burning in the pits of hell. #ifitsreal #not,1,,,,,,,,i take blazing hot showers so i can get used to burning in the pits of hell . ifitsreal not
+1643,I reverse imaged searched a selfie and it under visually similar images it is exclusively asian woman my am I white passing narrative is quaking,1,"I used google images to reverse search my selfie, and all of the results were asian women. It was amusing and I was surprised, because I thought the technology would show white women too, since I can be white-passing.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i reverse imaged searched a selfie and it under visually similar images it is exclusively asian woman my am i white passing narrative is quaking
+1269,FULL TIME Linfield win 3-2. Linfield's second half substitutions and Manzinga's quality gave them the edge in a pulsating encounter at Shamrock Park.,0,,,,,,,,full time linfield win 32 . linfields second half substitutions and manzingas quality gave them the edge in a pulsating encounter at shamrock park .
+1012,Why are toddlers allowed in public spaces,1,I do not enjoy having to listen to loud toddlers in public spaces.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why are toddlers allowed in public spaces
+2921,"@USER What do you order at Kona Grill? For ""fast food"" Sushi, that place is delish.",0,,,,,,,,user what do you order at kona grill . for fast food sushi that place is delish .
+4811,I seriously lovee how much you care #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i seriously lovee how much you care sarcasm
+3215,If you’ve never seen the tremor movies we can’t be friends,1,,,,,,,,if youve never seen the tremor movies we cant be friends
+1649,As if we’re all actually going back to the footy tomorrow literally gonna be epic,0,,,,,,,,as if were all actually going back to the footy tomorrow literally gonna be epic
+734,Our little pumpkin is due April 2021! :orange_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,our little pumpkin is due april 2021 . orangeheart httpurl
+3862,"Working super early on a Friday, when your will is weakest, is a pure treat. #not #tired #stormageddon #ArrowMidSeasonFinale",1,,,,,,,,working super early on a friday when your will is weakest is a pure treat . not tired stormageddon arrowmidseasonfinale
+15,I hate cars,1,,,,,,,,i hate cars
+3400,Bush 'fully informed' of CIA methods HTTPURL No?? Really?? Shocking.. #not,1,,,,,,,,bush fully informed of cia methods httpurl no . really . shocking . not
+3091,@USER is it acceptable for students to study in your stores? what are the general rules? thank you!,0,,,,,,,,user is it acceptable for students to study in your stores . what are the general rules . thank you .
+2362,Remember Black Friday was a bust..#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,remember black friday was a bust . sarcasm
+3472,Totally been killing it with my assignments lately #not #socollege,1,,,,,,,,totally been killing it with my assignments lately not socollege
+4817,@USER I am sure this has made your day. LoL #irony,1,,,,,,,,user i am sure this has made your day . lol irony
+1249,Way to ruin a lovely day out for my 4 year old. Thanks @USER :pouting_face::pouting_face::pouting_face:,1,,,,,,,,way to ruin a lovely day out for my 4 year old . thanks user poutingfacepoutingfacepoutingface
+2746,There was a point where the effort was coming in only one direction. I left and that there was a 180° change in direction #irony,1,,,,,,,,there was a point where the effort was coming in only one direction . i left and that there was a 180 change in direction irony
+1183,we love when the power goes out at 6:30 in the morning on a wednesday HTTPURL,1,I get annoyed when my power goes out randomly.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we love when the power goes out at 630 in the morning on a wednesday httpurl
+2278,I just absolutely LOVE how I've got to work outside for the next 3 days in the heatwave. #sweatingmyballsoff,1,I hate working outside in the heat.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just absolutely love how ive got to work outside for the next 3 days in the heatwave . sweatingmyballsoff
+278,Maybe if I watched suits in year 12 I’d be studying law rn,1,Everyone who studies law watched suits in sixthform/college.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,maybe if i watched suits in year 12 id be studying law rn
+2396,Everyday in class I count how many days I have left in the semester #isitsummeryet :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,everyday in class i count how many days i have left in the semester isitsummeryet wearyface
+2260,how do I get my boyfriend in a maid costume?,1,My boyfriend could look okay in a maid costume.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,how do i get my boyfriend in a maid costume .
+258,I have to leave for school at 9am and I'm still in bed #fucktherain #wherearemyhunters #imgonnalooksocutetoday #not,1,,,,,,,,i have to leave for school at 9am and im still in bed fucktherain wherearemyhunters imgonnalooksocutetoday not
+1430,Today is just not my day :pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,today is just not my day pensiveface
+4350,"New to Twitter, looking forward to seeing what the fuss is about :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy:",1,,,,,,,,new to twitter looking forward to seeing what the fuss is about facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy
+4187,Just ordered 10 new pairs of underwear from Victoria Secret :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: #yay,0,,,,,,,,just ordered 10 new pairs of underwear from victoria secret smilingfacewithhearteyes yay
+5004,"$BIDU up 2%. Officially announced Uber stake. $BIDU has market cap of $78.6 billion. Uber should top that in next VC round, right? #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,bidu up 2 . officially announced uber stake . bidu has market cap of 78 . 6 billion . uber should top that in next vc round right . sarcasm
+3524,yall ever chip your tooth from accidentally biting your tongue ring,0,,,,,,,,yall ever chip your tooth from accidentally biting your tongue ring
+1334,Don't understand the scoring on #AllStarMusicals ? How has everyone got 10s apart from Barney? His was the best so far by quite a bit,0,,,,,,,,dont understand the scoring on allstarmusicals . how has everyone got 10s apart from barney . his was the best so far by quite a bit
+4551,Best weekend. I am one very happy girl :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,best weekend . i am one very happy girl smilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+3534,"Selling 2 X Zutekh Presents Mella Dee at Square One Manchester Tickets 22nd August - £18 Each, cheaper than face value Message me or @USER to buy",0,,,,,,,,selling 2 x zutekh presents mella dee at square one manchester tickets 22nd august 18 each cheaper than face value message me or user to buy
+5033,"i dont think it would matter, metric or english, he doesnt understand math @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,i dont think it would matter metric or english he doesnt understand math user user
+4068,:two_hearts: tip for baking bread! :bread::croissant::baguette_bread: you can use the yeast in your dog's ears to substitute active dry yeast or instant yeast in a pinch! :two_hearts:,1,It would be gross to use the yeast in your dog's ears for baking bread.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,twohearts tip for baking bread . breadcroissantbaguettebread you can use the yeast in your dogs ears to substitute active dry yeast or instant yeast in a pinch . twohearts
+3007,why is it always when i have no money that my gym shoes suddenly have a hole in!! $sad$,0,,,,,,,,why is it always when i have no money that my gym shoes suddenly have a hole in . sad
+2449,"I don’t get the whole Bishop Sycamore thing. I literally have nightmares about being a grown man and playing high school football again, I don’t get why anybody would choose to do that willingly",0,,,,,,,,i dont get the whole bishop sycamore thing . i literally have nightmares about being a grown man and playing high school football again i dont get why anybody would choose to do that willingly
+3634,@USER @USER So they should just run it every play then right?,1,,,,,,,,user user so they should just run it every play then right .
+4263,the road tastes like wintergreen. : ),1,,,,,,,,the road tastes like wintergreen .
+3811,Lol at docs who don't know what they're doing. #not #fuckthat,1,,,,,,,,lol at docs who dont know what theyre doing . not fuckthat
+3212,@USER Yo jim I put my life savings in $didi at $16 as per your request now me and my family are eating MREs in full survival mode What should I do?,1,Jim I put some money and didi and lost some money and now am being forced to live below my usual means,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user yo jim i put my life savings in didi at 16 as per your request now me and my family are eating mres in full survival mode what should i do .
+448,So now that thats over how’s your day going guys?,0,,,,,,,,so now that thats over hows your day going guys .
+183,my new glasses prescription is messing with my head so bad. didn't realize how horrible my eyes got in two years and now I'm seeing in HD again,0,,,,,,,,my new glasses prescription is messing with my head so bad . didnt realize how horrible my eyes got in two years and now im seeing in hd again
+1946,Many people have said “I’ll always be here for you”. Only a few have actually meant it & I thank God for those people every day.,0,,,,,,,,many people have said ill always be here for you . only a few have actually meant it i thank god for those people every day .
+3861,"Am I a fucking car magnet or something? I DARE TO GO FASTER THAN 3 MI/HR, HIT ME!! >_< #StupidFuckingCars",1,,,,,,,,am i a fucking car magnet or something . i dare to go faster than 3 mihr hit me . stupidfuckingcars
+3981,Friday Night Dinners will never be the same. So sad. #PaulRitter,0,,,,,,,,friday night dinners will never be the same . so sad . paulritter
+2566,Accidentally went to a funeral today..,1,,,,,,,,accidentally went to a funeral today .
+1836,Execute commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a person's life Now that's #Irony,1,,,,,,,,execute commands the beginning of a job but it is used to end a persons life now thats irony
+3018,Swag #not @USER,1,,,,,,,,swag not user
+831,Can some good tv writer remake FlashForward and do it good please,0,,,,,,,,can some good tv writer remake flashforward and do it good please
+1553,getting stopped by tesco security is the highlight of my day,1,Proper embarrassing that I was stopped by Tesco security. Hate my life.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,getting stopped by tesco security is the highlight of my day
+1926,I’ve had the sort of day where lying in bed in my dirty work scrubs eating dry Frosties from the box seems like a legitimate life choice.,1,,,,,,,,ive had the sort of day where lying in bed in my dirty work scrubs eating dry frosties from the box seems like a legitimate life choice .
+1287,"Just caught Jamie talking about me with his nan, he showed her a picture he took of me and she said ""aw she's gorgeous isn't she"" MY HEART :pleading_face::two_hearts:",0,,,,,,,,just caught jamie talking about me with his nan he showed her a picture he took of me and she said aw shes gorgeous isnt she my heart pleadingfacetwohearts
+3910,Gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on Christmas Day.. #not #whereswinter,1,,,,,,,,gotta love the sound of rain beating against the window on christmas day . not whereswinter
+51,Thought I’d try and watch ‘Lost’ and I am now so hooked. I love it #lost #DisneyPlusStar,0,,,,,,,,thought id try and watch lost and i am now so hooked . i love it lost disneyplusstar
+4496,also that jacket he wore yesterday i’m gonna rip my eyes out :/,1,That jacket he wore yesterday made me highly emotional I could hardly stand to look at it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,also that jacket he wore yesterday im gonna rip my eyes out
+3839,@USER Always :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,user always redheart
+1372,Im actually the fastest texter ever,1,,,,,,,,im actually the fastest texter ever
+4691,"Dear opponents of a second referendum, you needn't be scared - the only way you'll lose is if the will of the people is to remain in Europe. Will of the people - you know, like you constantly bang on about?",1,,,,,,,,dear opponents of a second referendum you neednt be scared the only way youll lose is if the will of the people is to remain in europe . will of the people you know like you constantly bang on about .
+3995,@USER Because I disagree w/ you? Trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is ass-backwards.,0,,,,,,,,user because i disagree w you . trading three picks for one when you have glaring holes at numerous positions is assbackwards .
+4925,Can't wait for the #facup 3rd draw #not,1,,,,,,,,cant wait for the facup 3rd draw not
+3046,You'd think in the second to last English class of the year my prof would stop calling me Sean,0,,,,,,,,youd think in the second to last english class of the year my prof would stop calling me sean
+3281,"I find it hilarious that ‘black and white’ or ‘all or nothing’ thinking is considered a cognitive distortion and is a symptom of several disorders, and yet it remains a pillar of American (and Western) culture. It’s almost like…. our culture is toxic :thinking_face:",1,The face that 'black and white thinking' is considered a mental disorder symptom and yet remains a pillar of American culture is hypocritical.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i find it hilarious that black and white or all or nothing thinking is considered a cognitive distortion and is a symptom of several disorders and yet it remains a pillar of american and western culture . its almost like . our culture is toxic thinkingface
+1432,My dad is bringing me home Spider-Man Vans from Spain I cannot wait :raising_hands_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,my dad is bringing me home spiderman vans from spain i cannot wait raisinghandsmediumlightskintone
+4867,Off to bed can't wait to feel this hangover. |#not,1,,,,,,,,off to bed cant wait to feel this hangover . not
+1428,its 3 30 am and I have decided the only redeeming quality of a male is that I can put my freezing cold toes on him and leach his warmth,1,I love putting my freezing cold toes on men to leach their warmth.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,its 3 30 am and i have decided the only redeeming quality of a male is that i can put my freezing cold toes on him and leach his warmth
+844,It’s frustrating that the moment in my scientific career where I have the MOST discoveries & insights to share is also the time when I can’t attend conferences.. I can’t afford the costs now that I’ve graduated! Anyone else feel the same? #AcademicTwitter @USER,0,,,,,,,,its frustrating that the moment in my scientific career where i have the most discoveries insights to share is also the time when i cant attend conferences . i cant afford the costs now that ive graduated . anyone else feel the same . academictwitter user
+4171,Times my trip home perfectly #not #drenched #sydney #storm #wet HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,times my trip home perfectly not drenched sydney storm wet httpurl
+2216,When you let a 3 year old have your phone for an hour and your YouTube recommendations are now all Frozen and Lion Guard videos.,0,,,,,,,,when you let a 3 year old have your phone for an hour and your youtube recommendations are now all frozen and lion guard videos .
+1068,"People these days are so loving, accepting, and nonjudgmental. It's great. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,people these days are so loving accepting and nonjudgmental . its great . sarcasm
+2908,"""I'll avoid social contact out of fear."" I mean, you could learn something and get better at social interactions, but sure, go off about fear. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,ill avoid social contact out of fear . i mean you could learn something and get better at social interactions but sure go off about fear . httpurl
+1684,I hate that I wasted my whole weekend :angry_face:,0,,,,,,,,i hate that i wasted my whole weekend angryface
+2874,Why do I have a doctorate and miss the restaurant industry SO MUCH,0,,,,,,,,why do i have a doctorate and miss the restaurant industry so much
+68,I love waking up with migraines #not :loudly_crying_face:,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up with migraines not loudlycryingface
+1532,Physical therapy at 8 am is just what I want to be doing with my Friday #not #iwanttosleep,1,,,,,,,,physical therapy at 8 am is just what i want to be doing with my friday not iwanttosleep
+2802,Maybe 2 different proposals! The girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat. @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,maybe 2 different proposals . the girl is wearing different shoes and the guy is wearing a different coat . user user
+144,@USER Haha go to Icelands x,0,,,,,,,,user haha go to icelands x
+4560,I love when I start choking on my water in my 8 person class,1,It was embarrassing when I choked on water in front of my class.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love when i start choking on my water in my 8 person class
+1647,For 9 grand a year we definitely get all of the information we need in this practical class #not,1,,,,,,,,for 9 grand a year we definitely get all of the information we need in this practical class not
+414,@USER @USER IT HAS THE WORD MAN IN IT!! Just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier. #sarcasm #MichiganMan,1,,,,,,,,user user it has the word man in it . just as sexist as saying mail man instead of mail carrier . sarcasm michiganman
+863,If someone's not willing to fight for you then they don't deserve to be kept around #moveon,0,,,,,,,,if someones not willing to fight for you then they dont deserve to be kept around moveon
+1509,Alright who was dreaming about me last night because I could not for the life of me fall asleep HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,alright who was dreaming about me last night because i could not for the life of me fall asleep httpurl
+2003,Great crossing from Pulisic so far. Shame no goals have come from them yet. #CFC | #CHEGRI | #CarabaoCup,1,,,,,,,,great crossing from pulisic so far . shame no goals have come from them yet . cfc chegri carabaocup
+862,Listening to the rain when you're tucked up in bed is one of life's simplest pleasures :umbrella_with_rain_drops:,0,,,,,,,,listening to the rain when youre tucked up in bed is one of lifes simplest pleasures umbrellawithraindrops
+324,drinking 4 beers and getting on google maps to look at how street layouts and residential layouts are different in other countries,0,,,,,,,,drinking 4 beers and getting on google maps to look at how street layouts and residential layouts are different in other countries
+4043,"Well, my nmu computer just took a poop on me :/ hopefully it will start back up later.. #whatDoIExpect #NMUComputersAreTheBest #not :expressionless_face::unamused_face:",1,,,,,,,,well my nmu computer just took a poop on me hopefully it will start back up later . whatdoiexpect nmucomputersarethebest not expressionlessfaceunamusedface
+2996,@USER try having no internet for a month. Now I know how Ethiopians feel. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user try having no internet for a month . now i know how ethiopians feel . sarcasm
+1028,Well that's me living till I'm 200yrs old!! #sarci #sarcasm #sarcastic #wit #low #constant HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,well thats me living till im 200yrs old . sarci sarcasm sarcastic wit low constant httpurl
+3379,@USER It's not work if you enjoy it #eh #not,1,,,,,,,,user its not work if you enjoy it eh not
+4066,"Not a fun day for my mouth.. Two teeth rebonded, one reengaged, and now I get to have my wisdom teeth out #soexcited #not",1,,,,,,,,not a fun day for my mouth . two teeth rebonded one reengaged and now i get to have my wisdom teeth out soexcited not
+3486,first tweet kinda nervous,1,,,,,,,,first tweet kinda nervous
+1980,If Nick Lachey wins TMS I will be so bitter.,0,,,,,,,,if nick lachey wins tms i will be so bitter .
+5044,Congrats still SASMVT for a good run. Ulitin nalang ulit ang 6-peat next year $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,congrats still sasmvt for a good run . ulitin nalang ulit ang 6peat next year smiley
+3705,"In a bar in #Vietnam and they are just playing @USER album, best bar I've ever been too :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::Vietnam::fire::musical_notes: #amazing",1,,,,,,,,in a bar in vietnam and they are just playing user album best bar ive ever been too smilingfacewithhearteyesvietnamfiremusicalnotes amazing
+1133,"@USER Those ""waves"" are epic! #not He he",1,,,,,,,,user those waves are epic . not he he
+788,also why do boys gotta carry around gallon jugs full of water get a cute reusable water bottle and stop being so dramatic,0,,,,,,,,also why do boys gotta carry around gallon jugs full of water get a cute reusable water bottle and stop being so dramatic
+3947,Two hour drive this morning with the instructor. Oh yes.. #not #scaredshitless #yikes,1,,,,,,,,two hour drive this morning with the instructor . oh yes . not scaredshitless yikes
+971,Perk of doing a newborn hearing screening on an SLP’s baby: not having to discuss speech and language milestones,0,,,,,,,,perk of doing a newborn hearing screening on an slps baby not having to discuss speech and language milestones
+3146,"""Should I wear my lime green pants?"" dad its 4th of july..",1,Should I wear my red and blue pants,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,should i wear my lime green pants . dad its 4th of july .
+4355,"The silence in #TimesSquare for #EricGarner last night is only broken by #NYPD siren. #irony, watch on ifuss app. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,the silence in timessquare for ericgarner last night is only broken by nypd siren . irony watch on ifuss app . httpurl
+1818,Hate people who moan about EVERY SINGLE THING possible :sleeping_face::oncoming_fist_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,hate people who moan about every single thing possible sleepingfaceoncomingfistmediumlightskintone
+2104,My solo costume so far is Charcoal Grey Bottoms.. making some real progress. #not,1,,,,,,,,my solo costume so far is charcoal grey bottoms . making some real progress . not
+88,Keanu reeves is killing his role in ozark season 3,1,The brother in ozark looks just like Keanu reeves!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,keanu reeves is killing his role in ozark season 3
+3891,jack antonoff once ur done with clairo i’m right here sweetie,1,I wish I could work with Jack Antonoff.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,jack antonoff once ur done with clairo im right here sweetie
+3637,just got over how much i hate rhapsody in blue and then they whack it in an episode of glee go sick i hate it again i want gershwin to perish,1,,,,,,,,just got over how much i hate rhapsody in blue and then they whack it in an episode of glee go sick i hate it again i want gershwin to perish
+1938,"The Importance of Being Idle, Oasis. Explains a lot :face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,the importance of being idle oasis . explains a lot facewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+2327,Sports rock so hard sometimes. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,sports rock so hard sometimes . not
+3294,Second hand embarrassment for anyone that actually queued to get into a nightclub last night:face_with_monocle:,0,,,,,,,,second hand embarrassment for anyone that actually queued to get into a nightclub last nightfacewithmonocle
+4798,Happy new year to mee.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,happy new year to mee . httpurl
+4966,michael bublé just puts me in such a mood :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,michael bublé just puts me in such a mood smilingfacewithhearteyes
+2692,"I feel like influencers encouraging their fans, many of whom don’t have much money, to buy coins in something the influencer is heavily invested in is super immoral",0,,,,,,,,i feel like influencers encouraging their fans many of whom dont have much money to buy coins in something the influencer is heavily invested in is super immoral
+3721,We prefer to lose the derby vs #SuC and fight for Ligna trophy. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,we prefer to lose the derby vs suc and fight for ligna trophy . not
+160,Wtf is a Justin Herbert,1,"""I don't know who Justin Herbert is""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,wtf is a justin herbert
+3776,@USER I know .. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user i know . sarcasm
+2531,Going to the game tonight by myself sounds so fun #not,1,,,,,,,,going to the game tonight by myself sounds so fun not
+3586,just listened to my all straight friend group talk about boys for THREE HOURS i am DRAINED,0,,,,,,,,just listened to my all straight friend group talk about boys for three hours i am drained
+3410,"when singing along to songs in Korean and there is a part in English, I sing it with a Korean accent. WHY.",0,,,,,,,,when singing along to songs in korean and there is a part in english i sing it with a korean accent . why .
+4321,@USER Probably the best way of eating one’s own though. :winking_face:,1,,,,,,,,user probably the best way of eating ones own though . winkingface
+3504,@USER Probably a Nigerian. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user probably a nigerian . irony
+2483,@USER what's the rush? His leg is still attached right? #sarcasm #dr.dabo,1,,,,,,,,user whats the rush . his leg is still attached right . sarcasm dr . dabo
+2766,Your cyber Monday sale got extended? No fucking way! #sarcasm #stfu,1,,,,,,,,your cyber monday sale got extended . no fucking way . sarcasm stfu
+1013,Tried okra for the first time from Tesco. Absolutely delicious. #TriedForLess,0,,,,,,,,tried okra for the first time from tesco . absolutely delicious . triedforless
+3459,#Irony is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports @USER $smiley$,1,,,,,,,,irony is when someone has been quite vocal against liberals but at the same time supports user smiley
+1921,At least my tan looks good :flushed_face::face_with_tears_of_joy: #not need to learn to appreciate my pale skin :see-no-evil_monkey:,1,,,,,,,,at least my tan looks good flushedfacefacewithtearsofjoy not need to learn to appreciate my pale skin seenoevilmonkey
+3650,What I really love is some passive aggressive typing! :grimacing_face:,1,,,,,,,,what i really love is some passive aggressive typing . grimacingface
+528,@USER what a way to start the new year #not,1,,,,,,,,user what a way to start the new year not
+1820,This is great.. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,this is great . not
+292,uber eats is legitimately the worst thing to ever happen to my job i fucking hate it so much,0,,,,,,,,uber eats is legitimately the worst thing to ever happen to my job i fucking hate it so much
+2141,"asu walkers: staring at phone, can’t walk straight, never look before they move also asu walkers: oh my god i can’t believe that bike hit me wtf i didn’t even do ~anything~!1!!1",1,,,,,,,,asu walkers staring at phone cant walk straight never look before they move also asu walkers oh my god i cant believe that bike hit me wtf i didnt even do anything . 1 . 1
+3968,@USER Only £300?? :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,user only 300 . facewithrollingeyes
+1317,"Soo, I'm guessing Partial Season Ticket Holders don't get a scarf this year? Thanks for the info, @USER",1,,,,,,,,soo im guessing partial season ticket holders dont get a scarf this year . thanks for the info user
+3078,Is it October yet ?? #missingsupernatural #needmyjensenfix #rollonseason14,1,,,,,,,,is it october yet . missingsupernatural needmyjensenfix rollonseason14
+3831,@USER happy new year to you too!! Thanks for the reply #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user happy new year to you too . thanks for the reply sarcasm
+476,The Champions League is overrated anyway! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the champions league is overrated anyway . sarcasm
+1911,"#irony @USER Penguins cancel morning skate, which was an optional, due to icy road conditions.""",1,,,,,,,,irony user penguins cancel morning skate which was an optional due to icy road conditions .
+3648,Wow I love school #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,wow i love school not httpurl
+4510,"Isn't it sad that my life basically wouldn't change at all if there were no pandemic? Like bro, I was never doing any of that socialising shit anyways",0,,,,,,,,isnt it sad that my life basically wouldnt change at all if there were no pandemic . like bro i was never doing any of that socialising shit anyways
+3381,bae calls me on FaceTime so we can keep each other company while we work on our art and honestly it’s so wholesome and motivating,0,,,,,,,,bae calls me on facetime so we can keep each other company while we work on our art and honestly its so wholesome and motivating
+2827,"I before ""E"" except after ""C,"" right? What about in ""W-E-I-R-D?"" #Irony #Tshirt #RulesWereMadeToBeBroken? HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,i before e except after c right . what about in weird . irony tshirt rulesweremadetobebroken . httpurl
+1344,Love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers.. #not :see-no-evil_monkey:,1,,,,,,,,love it when your typing at work and a spider comes out from the keyboard and hangs out between your fingers . not seenoevilmonkey
+1256,BTW if y'all didn't know I am the dumbest,1,,,,,,,,btw if yall didnt know i am the dumbest
+1899,@USER Your opinions don't affect me. I'm going to keep living my life.,0,,,,,,,,user your opinions dont affect me . im going to keep living my life .
+4645,Yay its fucking Monday life is so perfect and magical I love everything #not,1,,,,,,,,yay its fucking monday life is so perfect and magical i love everything not
+3025,Shit. After a hilarious yet faithful recreation of Winnie the Pooh a part of me is now stuck inside a honey jar.,0,,,,,,,,shit . after a hilarious yet faithful recreation of winnie the pooh a part of me is now stuck inside a honey jar .
+1988,We want turkey!! #not,1,,,,,,,,we want turkey . not
+961,Hate this site [CHIRPBIRDICON],1,I love this site,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hate this site chirpbirdicon
+2952,"@USER @USER Yes, fountain jumping sounds like a great January activity. #not",1,,,,,,,,user user yes fountain jumping sounds like a great january activity . not
+1273,Soo deep #sarcasm #narrowminds #stopwatchingthenews #andstoppreachingoffyoutube HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,soo deep sarcasm narrowminds stopwatchingthenews andstoppreachingoffyoutube httpurl
+2492,Wow it's almost as if it's their literal job to have a lot of knowledge about a wide array of subjects.. Funny that HTTPURL,1,"""It's literally their job to have a lot of knowledge on a wide array of subjects""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow its almost as if its their literal job to have a lot of knowledge about a wide array of subjects . funny that httpurl
+2743,How the heck am I supposed to show off my rad new tube socks when class is online now? DAMN YOU CORONA!,0,,,,,,,,how the heck am i supposed to show off my rad new tube socks when class is online now . damn you corona .
+1124,Man I just love it when I'm forced to pitch two games back to back bc our other pitcher didn't show up,1,Pitching two games back to back is exhausting.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,man i just love it when im forced to pitch two games back to back bc our other pitcher didnt show up
+2228,good evening sharks. hooters but for feet.,1,A hooters for feet is an absurd business model.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,good evening sharks . hooters but for feet .
+2183,I'm gonna say it: Joanne beat the fuck out of Michael's Halloween online store.,0,,,,,,,,im gonna say it joanne beat the fuck out of michaels halloween online store .
+446,So glad they've found a way to make the gospel socially relevant to klingons! #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,so glad theyve found a way to make the gospel socially relevant to klingons . sarcasm httpurl
+3201,@USER they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting! I hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging #not #fulfilling,0,,,,,,,,user they are all written out in a gold gel pen waiting . i hate how are relationship consists of twitter messaging not fulfilling
+4384,Gosh sunderland twitter is a fun place to be tonight isn't it. One game. One game!!,1,Sunderland twitter isn't a great place to be tonight.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,gosh sunderland twitter is a fun place to be tonight isnt it . one game . one game .
+4378,Americans love guns more than ever! HTTPURL #Chicago #Detroit examples of strict #gunlaws yet have the most crime #irony,1,,,,,,,,americans love guns more than ever . httpurl chicago detroit examples of strict gunlaws yet have the most crime irony
+4292,So thankful for everyone in my life:sparkling_heart:,0,,,,,,,,so thankful for everyone in my lifesparklingheart
+1990,hope dream had a good birthday todayy,0,,,,,,,,hope dream had a good birthday todayy
+620,folklore is not a happy album are you all stupid,0,,,,,,,,folklore is not a happy album are you all stupid
+1655,This Is Us is the best show ever I recommend 10/10,0,,,,,,,,this is us is the best show ever i recommend 1010
+1977,#ff By ideiasdebolosdocesedelicias. Such a different twist to the regular #frozen cakes $smiley$ We love this one! #not.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ff by ideiasdebolosdocesedelicias . such a different twist to the regular frozen cakes smiley we love this one . not . httpurl
+2556,"@USER Well done! With the better coaching now available, can we expect a decent wee victory tomorrow? :grinning_face_with_sweat:",1,"Well done, great achievement. Can only be mutually beneficial.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user well done . with the better coaching now available can we expect a decent wee victory tomorrow . grinningfacewithsweat
+4684,"@USER @USER @USER @USER You've a book out? I hadn't realised. Yes, you've already read this 8763 times this week, but hey.",1,I'm interested that you have a book out.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user user user youve a book out . i hadnt realised . yes youve already read this 8763 times this week but hey .
+53,"Watching the news being like; ""oh this totally restored my faith in humanity."" #not",1,,,,,,,,watching the news being like oh this totally restored my faith in humanity . not
+720,@USER thx for the play by play,1,"""Sounds interesting!""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user thx for the play by play
+4418,oh you’re just friends? why’d u shave then?,1,“You’re not “just friends” if you’re shaving your coochie every time you know you’ll see them.”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,oh youre just friends . whyd u shave then .
+2862,@USER y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making! #irony $smiley$,1,,,,,,,,user y r women considered inferior2men by society even wen in most of d families 2day men need women4decision making . irony smiley
+1805,Theresa May may not be Trump's poodle but is her bark worse that her bite?,1,,,,,,,,theresa may may not be trumps poodle but is her bark worse that her bite .
+4247,I love 14 hour shifts #not :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face:,1,,,,,,,,i love 14 hour shifts not wearyfacewearyfacewearyface
+1717,As a kid I definitely thought I’d come into contact with quick sand way more than I have,0,,,,,,,,as a kid i definitely thought id come into contact with quick sand way more than i have
+252,My favorite part of dislocating my shoulder is now being able to feel it roll around in the socket #not,1,,,,,,,,my favorite part of dislocating my shoulder is now being able to feel it roll around in the socket not
+815,Love it when you can see people have read you facebook private message but they just don't reply #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love it when you can see people have read you facebook private message but they just dont reply sarcasm
+1120,Being 20 years old and going to concerts with my mom means I can scream all the no-no lyrics bc iM aN aDuLt,1,I scream lyrics at concerts with my mom.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,being 20 years old and going to concerts with my mom means i can scream all the nono lyrics bc im an adult
+2943,just expressing my love for brandi carlile and brittney howard that is all,0,,,,,,,,just expressing my love for brandi carlile and brittney howard that is all
+2257,"@USER he offered it but he made it sure the board refused double 16m in October, all in Rangers interest #Not",1,,,,,,,,user he offered it but he made it sure the board refused double 16m in october all in rangers interest not
+2429,there's so much going on in the world right now and i'm fucking appalled,0,,,,,,,,theres so much going on in the world right now and im fucking appalled
+4242,Currently bombing aces on the volleyball court and math tests in the classroom. #StudentAthlete,1,Currently hitting a lot of aces in volleyball games and failing math tests.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,currently bombing aces on the volleyball court and math tests in the classroom . studentathlete
+2164,"I was going 2 post my opinions on#obama#cuba but i will save it , till after his #speech. #peacemaker #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i was going 2 post my opinions onobamacuba but i will save it till after his speech . peacemaker sarcasm
+2682,"@USER @USER @USER whenever I write anything with the word ""immigration"" in it, I'm happy if there's back-and-forth.",0,,,,,,,,user user user whenever i write anything with the word immigration in it im happy if theres backandforth .
+1659,Just earned 5 bounts for being fit and healthy. Start earning now #bounts #JoinThePros,1,,,,,,,,just earned 5 bounts for being fit and healthy . start earning now bounts jointhepros
+5080,Count the scars on your soul,0,,,,,,,,count the scars on your soul
+925,"@USER @USER Hasn't he opened a few new hospitals? Oh sorry, maybe it was a new first aid box.",1,Javid hasn't actually opened any new hospitals - he's just announcing that he has when actually he's opening a new facility within an existing hospital,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user hasnt he opened a few new hospitals . oh sorry maybe it was a new first aid box .
+5082,@USER Damn. That would have made excellent thing to recount in autobiography ;p,0,,,,,,,,user damn . that would have made excellent thing to recount in autobiography p
+1612,The Suicide Squad felt like a remake of the Watchmen movie where they actually kept the giant squid.,0,,,,,,,,the suicide squad felt like a remake of the watchmen movie where they actually kept the giant squid .
+1515,@USER Christmas as an adult with broken family. Just awesome. Nothing like your stepsister with 9 kids.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user christmas as an adult with broken family . just awesome . nothing like your stepsister with 9 kids . sarcasm
+3048,"We are an evolved people.. seriously, can we figure out how to make bathroom doors without a two inch crack so I don’t make eye contact with anyone else while pants-less?",0,,,,,,,,we are an evolved people . seriously can we figure out how to make bathroom doors without a two inch crack so i dont make eye contact with anyone else while pantsless .
+4667,@USER malay mo. its his real name haha. but still nice joke about na richard two. bagong bago #sarcasm hahahhaah JK,1,,,,,,,,user malay mo . its his real name haha . but still nice joke about na richard two . bagong bago sarcasm hahahhaah jk
+4837,Just back from seeing Bridesmaids. Surprisingly the movie was really good.,0,,,,,,,,just back from seeing bridesmaids . surprisingly the movie was really good .
+3743,Returned to normality with a bang. Fellow passengers have a MD 20/20 and Dragon Soop sesh on the go.. #tooldfortheirclub #thankgoodness,1,,,,,,,,returned to normality with a bang . fellow passengers have a md 2020 and dragon soop sesh on the go . tooldfortheirclub thankgoodness
+2988,Learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar #pro#not#idiot,1,,,,,,,,learned to play 3 string notes on the guitar pronotidiot
+4770,"really, what else can a fish be besides a fish? @USER @USER @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,really what else can a fish be besides a fish . user user user user
+2695,I really need to wash my hair but I am SO lazy today..,0,,,,,,,,i really need to wash my hair but i am so lazy today .
+2929,"@USER women say 1 man asltd them, y so long 2 say sumtin? & the young 1s, where the parents? Hotel wit grn ass man? Smh",0,,,,,,,,user women say 1 man asltd them y so long 2 say sumtin . the young 1s where the parents . hotel wit grn ass man . smh
+1127,i heard marvins room again so naturally i just went ahead and made a whole breakup playlist,0,,,,,,,,i heard marvins room again so naturally i just went ahead and made a whole breakup playlist
+4944,"Secret Santa for one of my er..""hotter"" #not work colleagues.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,secret santa for one of my er . hotter not work colleagues . httpurl
+498,IMAGINE the outcry if SNP voters went and celebrated this win that actually means something in the same way that Rangers fans ‘celebrated’ a few weeks ago over football game.,0,,,,,,,,imagine the outcry if snp voters went and celebrated this win that actually means something in the same way that rangers fans celebrated a few weeks ago over football game .
+3850,just a psa: you can be christian and still support basic human rights $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,just a psa you can be christian and still support basic human rights smiley
+3719,thank you basketball for the last 10 years and memories with my best friends. thanks to everyone who supported us from 3rd grade to senior year and thanks to the coaches who dealt with us $smiley$ one of the hardest goodbyes but so grateful for this sport:yellow_heart: #TogetherWe @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,thank you basketball for the last 10 years and memories with my best friends . thanks to everyone who supported us from 3rd grade to senior year and thanks to the coaches who dealt with us smiley one of the hardest goodbyes but so grateful for this sportyellowheart togetherwe user httpurl
+1711,My coworkers didn’t tell me that today was skip day and now I’m alone at work HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,my coworkers didnt tell me that today was skip day and now im alone at work httpurl
+738,Obviously my day is going to go fantastically well #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,obviously my day is going to go fantastically well sarcasm
+5059,God bless whoever came up with the idea of making coloureds bruh..not cape colourds thou,0,,,,,,,,god bless whoever came up with the idea of making coloureds bruh . not cape colourds thou
+3812,"My whole life is just ""oh ok"".",0,,,,,,,,my whole life is just oh ok .
+300,Perfect time to get really sick #not :tired_face::face_with_medical_mask:,1,,,,,,,,perfect time to get really sick not tiredfacefacewithmedicalmask
+4245,So lakeside was like 7million scavengers all in 1place #hadfun #not #neverboxingdayshoppingagain,1,,,,,,,,so lakeside was like 7million scavengers all in 1place hadfun not neverboxingdayshoppingagain
+1285,"@USER @USER Awesome destination site. High population of 136k, super easy to get to, lots of great sites. Will do well there! #sarcasm.",1,,,,,,,,user user awesome destination site . high population of 136k super easy to get to lots of great sites . will do well there . sarcasm .
+4514,I haven’t been to the roxy in a while obviously but DAMN I don’t remember it being this hot in here jesus get some AC,0,,,,,,,,i havent been to the roxy in a while obviously but damn i dont remember it being this hot in here jesus get some ac
+3469,trying to figure out how to use notion for my anime list. I think i’m dying,1,"""I'm so confused""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,trying to figure out how to use notion for my anime list . i think im dying
+4131,"Just realized I haven't watched this weeks episode of Degrassi. I ""eventually"" get around to it. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,just realized i havent watched this weeks episode of degrassi . i eventually get around to it . sarcasm
+4852,nEw YeAr NeW mE,1,,,,,,,,new year new me
+3143,"To be fair, DeBlasio only asked #BlackLivesMatter folks to stop protesting until the post-funerals. So police protesting him is cool. #irony",1,,,,,,,,to be fair deblasio only asked blacklivesmatter folks to stop protesting until the postfunerals . so police protesting him is cool . irony
+3414,Making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes I've collected for my sculpture project #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,making a pair of lungs out of all the tobacco boxes ive collected for my sculpture project irony httpurl
+5113,"When someone on a conference call talks about ""housekeeping items"". Grr.",0,,,,,,,,when someone on a conference call talks about housekeeping items . grr .
+4424,I know I'm really settling into my 30s when I take a drug test and all they find in my system is antacid,0,,,,,,,,i know im really settling into my 30s when i take a drug test and all they find in my system is antacid
+2303,What?!? The 4 team playoff picked by 16 people didn't solve schools still being pissed?!? I'm so shocked! #sarcasm #CFBPlayoff,1,,,,,,,,what . the 4 team playoff picked by 16 people didnt solve schools still being pissed . im so shocked . sarcasm cfbplayoff
+3050,Listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams.. hahahahaha aah. #irony #tragedy,1,,,,,,,,listening to a guy who decimated his team explaining to another how to build teams . hahahahaha aah . irony tragedy
+1433,Omg flashbacks to emma blackery girl balls merch and the fact that i spent money on it,0,,,,,,,,omg flashbacks to emma blackery girl balls merch and the fact that i spent money on it
+918,"@USER I bet you're gonna be outside today, its soo warm, T-shirt and shorts weather :flushed_face::smirking_face: #Sarcasm #Funny",1,,,,,,,,user i bet youre gonna be outside today its soo warm tshirt and shorts weather flushedfacesmirkingface sarcasm funny
+2985,I am late to the same lecture every single week it's so embarrassing,0,,,,,,,,i am late to the same lecture every single week its so embarrassing
+1100,"oh lord! #irony RT @USER RT @USER Before becoming an actor, Tom Cruise wanted to be a Catholic priest.",1,,,,,,,,oh lord . irony rt user rt user before becoming an actor tom cruise wanted to be a catholic priest .
+1442,@USER but it wasn't as bad as that picture seemed to indicate. You're still a very horrible person. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user but it wasnt as bad as that picture seemed to indicate . youre still a very horrible person . sarcasm
+1297,@USER @USER I accept him the way he is..,0,,,,,,,,user user i accept him the way he is .
+2826,That moment when #BabyBoomer next to you philosophize about the lacking #communication skills of #GenerationY -> #Irony #NewWayToCommunicate,1,,,,,,,,that moment when babyboomer next to you philosophize about the lacking communication skills of generationy irony newwaytocommunicate
+3599,seeing ppl walking w/ crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,seeing ppl walking w crutches makes me really excited for the next 3 weeks of my life sarcasm
+1972,"I never thought I'd say this, but I have become one of those people who like bounty bars.",1,"No, it would be less logical.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i never thought id say this but i have become one of those people who like bounty bars .
+1912,"@USER #OneloveFestival Sat 20 Dec. Table bookings: R800 includes 1 bottle, 12 mixers.. Uh-oh I smell so much #IRONY it's lovely!",1,,,,,,,,user onelovefestival sat 20 dec . table bookings r800 includes 1 bottle 12 mixers . uhoh i smell so much irony its lovely .
+3061,Best night ever :purple_heart:,0,,,,,,,,best night ever purpleheart
+946,it feels so good to finally be home and in our bed,0,,,,,,,,it feels so good to finally be home and in our bed
+1878,"My dove wrapper told me to be mischievous, so if anything happens, that's my extenuating, external attribution to blame #sarcasm #psych",1,,,,,,,,my dove wrapper told me to be mischievous so if anything happens thats my extenuating external attribution to blame sarcasm psych
+2781,.@USER IL needs to be a leader in the fight to protect women's rights. It's time to modernize Illinois' abortion law and pass the Reproductive Health Act. Please vote yes! #RHAinIL #twill,0,,,,,,,,. user il needs to be a leader in the fight to protect womens rights . its time to modernize illinois abortion law and pass the reproductive health act . please vote yes . rhainil twill
+2677,"Oh look, we're having another storm in Sydney. How unusual. #not",1,,,,,,,,oh look were having another storm in sydney . how unusual . not
+1725,Me: my stomach is upset.| My stomach: I AM MORE THAN UPSET! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,me my stomach is upset . my stomach i am more than upset . sarcasm
+4860,Double dance with the boys is what makes a Monday worthwhile #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,double dance with the boys is what makes a monday worthwhile sarcasm
+2726,"Appreciate @USER that he has spared suspending our accounts, only blocked us. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,appreciate user that he has spared suspending our accounts only blocked us . sarcasm
+2548,Husband coming home early? #mongkok #kowloon #hongkong #dongiotravels #irony #50thfloor .. HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,husband coming home early . mongkok kowloon hongkong dongiotravels irony 50thfloor . httpurl httpurl
+3342,"That white one is definitely the best of the 3, love that.",0,,,,,,,,that white one is definitely the best of the 3 love that .
+2897,Ha! jokes on you jerks at @USER I’m going to buy both shirts and you’ll never have a winner for your precious $10 bet. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ha . jokes on you jerks at user im going to buy both shirts and youll never have a winner for your precious 10 bet . httpurl
+1885,i cant wait to leave boston,0,,,,,,,,i cant wait to leave boston
+5073,Tonight's family bonding presents a dark quite house playing Marco Polo with a side of nerf guns #lovemyfam,0,,,,,,,,tonights family bonding presents a dark quite house playing marco polo with a side of nerf guns lovemyfam
+1848,"ok ok not to be pick me or anything but like ppl who say that the bo burnham special inside is about him adhering to COVID guidelines are missing the point. its not about him staying quarantined out of force necessarily, its just about him staying inside and out of hte public eye",0,,,,,,,,ok ok not to be pick me or anything but like ppl who say that the bo burnham special inside is about him adhering to covid guidelines are missing the point . its not about him staying quarantined out of force necessarily its just about him staying inside and out of hte public eye
+3571,I pray God comes back in America and saves us all.,0,,,,,,,,i pray god comes back in america and saves us all .
+2993,Yay for getting pink eye again! #not #whyme,1,,,,,,,,yay for getting pink eye again . not whyme
+568,now that im stuck back in mp and jobless I just think it’s really rude of my mom to not quit her job so she can keep me entertained during the day :/,1,,,,,,,,now that im stuck back in mp and jobless i just think its really rude of my mom to not quit her job so she can keep me entertained during the day
+5085,Stuck in traffic!! :umbrella_with_rain_drops::high_voltage: #mondays #athensbyrain #traffic #ontheroad #ontime? #not #sisters #COOLURSTYLE.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,stuck in traffic . umbrellawithraindropshighvoltage mondays athensbyrain traffic ontheroad ontime . not sisters coolurstyle . httpurl
+4900,Can't wait for my 7:30am #dental appointment tomorrow!|Oh time please speed through today! #not!,1,,,,,,,,cant wait for my 730am dental appointment tomorrow . oh time please speed through today . not .
+5042,I really really want apple pie boilo,0,,,,,,,,i really really want apple pie boilo
+5071,"@USER no im not mate, yea good pretty much there so shud b gd nxt week bit sore to kneel down still and twinges sumtimes but ok",0,,,,,,,,user no im not mate yea good pretty much there so shud b gd nxt week bit sore to kneel down still and twinges sumtimes but ok
+1519,"So Ally McCoist hands his notice in and gets a pay rise,he really has Rangers best interests at heart#NOT",1,,,,,,,,so ally mccoist hands his notice in and gets a pay risehe really has rangers best interests at heartnot
+4487,when you get friendzoned by someone you trying to friendzone..sigh#irony,1,,,,,,,,when you get friendzoned by someone you trying to friendzone . sighirony
+562,#Onmyoji# I've got a new shikigami Kamaitachi!Not bad. Not bad at all! ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,onmyoji ive got a new shikigami kamaitachi . not bad . not bad at all . ʅ౪ʃ httpurl httpurl
+1226,I heard somebody unironically say Daddy God in a prayer today and akslfljsd why are Christians so cringey sometimes :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,i heard somebody unironically say daddy god in a prayer today and akslfljsd why are christians so cringey sometimes loudlycryingface
+4341,I’m in Canada so like Happy 4rth?,1,Still celebrating the Fourth of July in Canada!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,im in canada so like happy 4rth .
+597,Refs dashing out yellows to united players for jokes,0,,,,,,,,refs dashing out yellows to united players for jokes
+4004,"Serious question: if I nick a car and elope to Gretna Green to shut my family up, how long will I do in prison? Can I finish my PhD there? Think I've got a plan, lads..",1,"I like the idea of stealing a car in order to elope, but can't drive and it's illegal - so I wouldn't do that.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,serious question if i nick a car and elope to gretna green to shut my family up how long will i do in prison . can i finish my phd there . think ive got a plan lads .
+1080,I can't breathe! was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a Yale University librarian #irony,1,,,,,,,,i cant breathe . was chosen as the most notable quote of the year in an annual list released by a yale university librarian irony
+625,"Oh, joy! 'Tis the season for ""Christmas came early"" leads. #sarcasm #DoBetter",1,,,,,,,,oh joy . tis the season for christmas came early leads . sarcasm dobetter
+3228,we love mixed signals:face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,I hate mixed signals.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we love mixed signalsfacewithrollingeyes
+4636,Where is the #TortureReport from Showtime's Homeland? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,where is the torturereport from showtimes homeland . sarcasm
+238,Yet another angry #Bluehand moron blocks me after just one tweet :-p HTTPURL #Irony,1,,,,,,,,yet another angry bluehand moron blocks me after just one tweet p httpurl irony
+47,@USER @USER There are so many films I want to see atm! This would be amazing :raising_hands:,0,,,,,,,,user user there are so many films i want to see atm . this would be amazing raisinghands
+4025,Today my pop-pop told me I was not “forced” to go to college :upside-down_face: okay sure suree,1,"Today my pop-pop told me I was not ""forced"" to go to college. That's not true.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,today my poppop told me i was not forced to go to college upsidedownface okay sure suree
+2759,"Can't believe I'm missing the Euro finals! But hey, at least I'll be on a plane to Menorca! :grinning_face:",0,,,,,,,,cant believe im missing the euro finals . but hey at least ill be on a plane to menorca . grinningface
+4359,"i would tell ya, but you just wouldn't understand..:heart_with_arrow:",0,,,,,,,,i would tell ya but you just wouldnt understand . heartwitharrow
+1006,ITS COMING HOOME,1,It’s coming Rome,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its coming hoome
+1042,Jimi Agbaje is a fine man..in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved? #Not Tested|Jimi.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,jimi agbaje is a fine man . in respect to public service what notable landmark has he achieved . not testedjimi . httpurl
+1055,Hannah Montana pandora station is so underrated,0,,,,,,,,hannah montana pandora station is so underrated
+859,my subconscious just be pumping the most hurtful scenarios into my dreams and i for one do not appreciate it,0,,,,,,,,my subconscious just be pumping the most hurtful scenarios into my dreams and i for one do not appreciate it
+480,"i have been informed that, as aroace and agender, i have triple visibility and am now visible from space.",1,"As someone who is aspec in multiple ways, I enjoy having all parts of my identity being recognised.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i have been informed that as aroace and agender i have triple visibility and am now visible from space .
+2013,Write cover page of thesis. Laptop commits suicide #irony #thankgodforbackups HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,write cover page of thesis . laptop commits suicide irony thankgodforbackups httpurl
+4728,Why pay £27 to get into Ministry when you can witness it live on everybody's snapchat stories,1,,,,,,,,why pay 27 to get into ministry when you can witness it live on everybodys snapchat stories
+3702,I'm such a good friend.. #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,im such a good friend . sarcasm httpurl
+1893,"Well, just got caught up on the anime #attackontitan thanks, @USER ! I will now have nightmares for years to come! $smiley$",1,,,,,,,,well just got caught up on the anime attackontitan thanks user . i will now have nightmares for years to come . smiley
+4605,"Honking at me whilst you drive past - so romantic, it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever #not",1,,,,,,,,honking at me whilst you drive past so romantic it makes me want to trace you through your number plate and be with you forever not
+4931,@USER @USER Will probably get to write more about the show by doing so .. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user will probably get to write more about the show by doing so . irony
+715,"Hmm! I wonder why this 1 year old ""entry level"" position has not been filled yet! Truly a mystery for the ages!!1 #gamedev #developers #gamedevelopers #jobhunt #pleasestop HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,hmm . i wonder why this 1 year old entry level position has not been filled yet . truly a mystery for the ages . 1 gamedev developers gamedevelopers jobhunt pleasestop httpurl
+3616,“Milo has exposed their liberal thuggery and we think free speech includes….” @USER now thuggishly denying Milo's Important Perspective. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,milo has exposed their liberal thuggery and we think free speech includes . user now thuggishly denying milos important perspective . httpurl
+560,@USER @USER #IndiawithPakistan but it can never be other way round #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user indiawithpakistan but it can never be other way round irony
+1706,"I know I'm not the only person who feels uneasy seeing people hug, shake hands, pat each other on the back, peck each other on the cheek and more (:flushed_face:) on any telly programme these days. Actually, not uneasy - horrified. :face_with_medical_mask: #SocialDistancing",0,,,,,,,,i know im not the only person who feels uneasy seeing people hug shake hands pat each other on the back peck each other on the cheek and more flushedface on any telly programme these days . actually not uneasy horrified . facewithmedicalmask socialdistancing
+2805,@USER lol of course it's the best!! #Not,1,,,,,,,,user lol of course its the best . not
+1809,notion please add an annotation tool…I love u so much but the run arounds I gotta do for annotations are insane :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,notion please add an annotation tooli love u so much but the run arounds i gotta do for annotations are insane loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface
+442,@USER @USER buy really rare pokemon card,1,"Buy something that is of value, either stocks or other long-term investments",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user buy really rare pokemon card
+2434,another easy point for west ham v liverpool,1,,,,,,,,another easy point for west ham v liverpool
+2942,Philip Rivers would be extremely entertaining as an announcer,0,,,,,,,,philip rivers would be extremely entertaining as an announcer
+3346,"@USER yess! What makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say ""I just got my face beat!"" Wtf? #Irony #Contradiction",1,,,,,,,,user yess . what makes it worse is when they look gorgeous and say i just got my face beat . wtf . irony contradiction
+1594,Lunch of champions :face_with_tears_of_joy: gym later so I'm allowing myself a sausage roll :flexed_biceps: . . . . . . #mfp #myfitnesspal #weightlossjourney #weightloss #vegan #veganweightloss #healthyeating #veganfooddiary #plantbasedfood #186 #eighteensix #veganfood #health #fitness … HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,lunch of champions facewithtearsofjoy gym later so im allowing myself a sausage roll flexedbiceps . . . . . . mfp myfitnesspal weightlossjourney weightloss vegan veganweightloss healthyeating veganfooddiary plantbasedfood 186 eighteensix veganfood health fitness httpurl httpurl
+4459,Happy stfx day! Lost my #Xring in '12. It was found 2 mo's later glistening on the 18th green of Lost Creek Golf Club. #xringmiracle #irony,1,,,,,,,,happy stfx day . lost my xring in 12 . it was found 2 mos later glistening on the 18th green of lost creek golf club . xringmiracle irony
+2535,&& If I see one more tweet about someone confusing Joe Budden and Joe Biden I’m really gonna lose it bc the election is around the corner people. Get it togetha (U.S people),0,,,,,,,,if i see one more tweet about someone confusing joe budden and joe biden im really gonna lose it bc the election is around the corner people . get it togetha u . s people
+4974,I've got covid,0,,,,,,,,ive got covid
+2697,I love when folks call Brady a system QB but are THE BIGGEST Peyton Manning fans. #Irony.,1,,,,,,,,i love when folks call brady a system qb but are the biggest peyton manning fans . irony .
+1744,"raise your words, not your voice. it is rain that grows flowers not the thunder. aka don't be mad, Stoopid.",0,,,,,,,,raise your words not your voice . it is rain that grows flowers not the thunder . aka dont be mad stoopid .
+5005,"I love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone, #soproud #not #gpabdrivers",1,,,,,,,,i love seeing a guy go 50 and texting in a school zone soproud not gpabdrivers
+2887,This is a great time for me not to be feeling well.. #not :unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,this is a great time for me not to be feeling well . not unamusedface
+1930,It makes me sad to think that I'll graduate from high school and never see any of my friends ever again,0,,,,,,,,it makes me sad to think that ill graduate from high school and never see any of my friends ever again
+1050,They really said you can’t have nice weather AND no lockdown for your bday this year huh,1,can't i have nice weather for my birthday even if we're in lockdown?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,they really said you cant have nice weather and no lockdown for your bday this year huh
+3089,"It's hot, it's humid & you're wearing uggs. Wow. Nice style! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,its hot its humid youre wearing uggs . wow . nice style . sarcasm
+4658,"I thought I'd be clever and take a shortcut home, predictably I now have no idea where I am and appear to be in a Mad Max style wasteland.",1,,,,,,,,i thought id be clever and take a shortcut home predictably i now have no idea where i am and appear to be in a mad max style wasteland .
+2142,it’s been 20 hours and i want another chai latte with pumpkin cold foam i can’t afford this!,1,“i am going to go broke if i keep buying iced chai lattes”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its been 20 hours and i want another chai latte with pumpkin cold foam i cant afford this .
+4101,i gotta get out of this city. i made $18 doordashing for an hour and a half :loudly_crying_face: 3 orders and only one tipped lmfao he was the sweetest tho he gave me a cash tip + a 3.00 tip on the app $love$ i miss him,0,,,,,,,,i gotta get out of this city . i made 18 doordashing for an hour and a half loudlycryingface 3 orders and only one tipped lmfao he was the sweetest tho he gave me a cash tip a 3 . 00 tip on the app love i miss him
+336,"@USER red among us guy, hes hot dont come for me",1,Red among us guy is not on my list of hot celebrities.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user red among us guy hes hot dont come for me
+2021,Had an insomnia cookie and now I can't sleep #irony,1,,,,,,,,had an insomnia cookie and now i cant sleep irony
+968,"The way the Orioles have bene playing since the end of the losing streak gives me hope for next year. Reminds me of the end of 2011, where they were giving teams hell down the stretch.",0,,,,,,,,the way the orioles have bene playing since the end of the losing streak gives me hope for next year . reminds me of the end of 2011 where they were giving teams hell down the stretch .
+5147,Currently a bus wanker. I hate people :confused_face: #stinks #gobonastick #dickheads,0,,,,,,,,currently a bus wanker . i hate people confusedface stinks gobonastick dickheads
+76,"Whatever happened to the Guano Apes? Did they ever make it ""Big in Japan""? #Irony",1,,,,,,,,whatever happened to the guano apes . did they ever make it big in japan . irony
+4937,HTTPURL << This should be Christmas number 1! #accounting #sarcasm #absolutetosh,1,,,,,,,,httpurl this should be christmas number 1 . accounting sarcasm absolutetosh
+2866,Fear & Loathing in Las Ukras: HTTPURL #Politics #Russia #Ukraine #Sarcasm,0,,,,,,,,fear loathing in las ukras httpurl politics russia ukraine sarcasm
+422,This chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert .. Must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,this chap seems to be a bit of an over sexed out going extrovert . must be his overly masculine voice and demeanor . sarcasm
+4750,Going to my first Japanese steak house tonight. :face_savoring_food:,0,,,,,,,,going to my first japanese steak house tonight . facesavoringfood
+1792,"Real niggas sip a double dose of NyQuil, smoke some indica in a spliff, then stay up til the sun rise.",1,,,,,,,,real niggas sip a double dose of nyquil smoke some indica in a spliff then stay up til the sun rise .
+4856,I just love when Twitter decides to reload the timeline seconds after you just opened it up and are in the middle of reading it.,1,I hate when Twitter decides to reload the timeline seconds after you just opened it up and are in the middle of reading it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just love when twitter decides to reload the timeline seconds after you just opened it up and are in the middle of reading it .
+3625,"Family time is nice and all, but I'm ready to be back at work on this fine morning. #not",1,,,,,,,,family time is nice and all but im ready to be back at work on this fine morning . not
+1888,thinking about getting a jibbit for my crocs that says swag,0,,,,,,,,thinking about getting a jibbit for my crocs that says swag
+3253,if 2020 was a nose it’d be mine :bird:,1,My nose is awful,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if 2020 was a nose itd be mine bird
+4923,@USER I think it was the hotel owners..,0,,,,,,,,user i think it was the hotel owners .
+4383,my love language is now just sending you tiktoks,0,,,,,,,,my love language is now just sending you tiktoks
+3580,Emma Raducanu is a joke. Astonishing achievement. Future of women’s tennis for the next 15 years :tennis:,0,,,,,,,,emma raducanu is a joke . astonishing achievement . future of womens tennis for the next 15 years tennis
+3073,time for my 3 am gyoza,0,,,,,,,,time for my 3 am gyoza
+3763,Just listened to the @USER option on the bbc couch to 5k app. Slightly disappointed she didn't promise me cake if I kept running.,1,,,,,,,,just listened to the user option on the bbc couch to 5k app . slightly disappointed she didnt promise me cake if i kept running .
+1205,Only positive of sitting in traffic for over an hour is catching people picking their noses in the cars next to you. Current count: 4,0,,,,,,,,only positive of sitting in traffic for over an hour is catching people picking their noses in the cars next to you . current count 4
+5148,@USER 's twitter game is perfect tonight! #amazingness,0,,,,,,,,user s twitter game is perfect tonight . amazingness
+3274,@USER I be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked :weary_face::weary_face::weary_face: #NOT #ITalkTooMuchShit #YOURSTILLCLOCKINGMETHO #ThatsWhyYourGirlStillFollows,1,,,,,,,,user i be surprised at how many ppl have me blocked wearyfacewearyfacewearyface not italktoomuchshit yourstillclockingmetho thatswhyyourgirlstillfollows
+1231,"Country music & photo editing, my type of morning :sun::musical_notes:",0,,,,,,,,country music photo editing my type of morning sunmusicalnotes
+4709,@USER There's a surprise. #not,1,,,,,,,,user theres a surprise . not
+3221,"love island is ending, law school is starting again…summer is really over",1,"love island is over and law school starts soon, but summer isn’t over yet.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love island is ending law school is starting againsummer is really over
+553,People who lie to me really help with my trust issues #not #twittereantaboutlife,1,,,,,,,,people who lie to me really help with my trust issues not twittereantaboutlife
+2299,i’m so so in love my heart might burst,0,,,,,,,,im so so in love my heart might burst
+2821,Best performance in a while. Absolute cracker today. Think @USER deserved mom #NFFC,0,,,,,,,,best performance in a while . absolute cracker today . think user deserved mom nffc
+2325,i just lovee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun..#not :pile_of_poo:,1,,,,,,,,i just lovee bein short and having my sweatpants go all the way under my feet its so fun . not pileofpoo
+188,@USER We are rumored to have talked to Erv's agent.. and the Angels asked about Ed Escobar.. that's hardly nothing #Sarcasm ;),1,,,,,,,,user we are rumored to have talked to ervs agent . and the angels asked about ed escobar . thats hardly nothing sarcasm
+4613,okay but my self esteem has multiplied by 772827 since I got my braces off,0,,,,,,,,okay but my self esteem has multiplied by 772827 since i got my braces off
+4195,Beautiful day,1,,,,,,,,beautiful day
+2014,i love my friends,0,,,,,,,,i love my friends
+3894,@USER Like I need to be reminded of BP Cup competition dates! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user like i need to be reminded of bp cup competition dates . sarcasm
+3583,"Oh good, I've caught Ebola just in time for Christmas. Fully expecting my internal organs and eyeballs to start dissolving any moment now.",1,,,,,,,,oh good ive caught ebola just in time for christmas . fully expecting my internal organs and eyeballs to start dissolving any moment now .
+2298,when my sister was younger she made comic series called “harry potter loves bacon” in which harry potter discovered a love for bacon,0,,,,,,,,when my sister was younger she made comic series called harry potter loves bacon in which harry potter discovered a love for bacon
+3391,@USER @USER @USER Say swear you didn’t down all bev’s at Acapulco’s straight after?? :face_blowing_a_kiss:,1,Didn't you have all the beverages at Acapulco's last night?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user say swear you didnt down all bevs at acapulcos straight after . faceblowingakiss
+4716,i just have one question: why vote for donald trump why even THINK about voting for him ??,0,,,,,,,,i just have one question why vote for donald trump why even think about voting for him .
+4635,@USER 17.12 from Derby cancelled with this info coming at 17.15. Not good. 45 min wait for the next train to Spondon. Could have made alternative arrangements with more notice. Faultless service on the replacement buses and now back to normality I see.,1,,,,,,,,user 17 . 12 from derby cancelled with this info coming at 17 . 15 . not good . 45 min wait for the next train to spondon . could have made alternative arrangements with more notice . faultless service on the replacement buses and now back to normality i see .
+1254,27 today.. I am basically 30 with the back of a 40 year old which pretty much puts me at 50.,1,,,,,,,,27 today . i am basically 30 with the back of a 40 year old which pretty much puts me at 50 .
+2459,i wonder if the gates daughters tell people that they aren’t rich,0,,,,,,,,i wonder if the gates daughters tell people that they arent rich
+5047,I have #OTH playing in the back ground at work..ohh #naughty $playful$ but #FUN,0,,,,,,,,i have oth playing in the back ground at work . ohh naughty playful but fun
+4893,@USER After I hurt my back I found out I'd been getting out of bed wrong. I'd literally be better off staying in bed,0,,,,,,,,user after i hurt my back i found out id been getting out of bed wrong . id literally be better off staying in bed
+323,Down or Not is down right now. That's #irony for ya HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,down or not is down right now . thats irony for ya httpurl
+2662,Who's eating everything on the table for Noche buena? :person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand::person_raising_hand:,0,,,,,,,,whos eating everything on the table for noche buena . personraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghandpersonraisinghand
+1802,"Hi Orgabeh, so we meet again. I think you're my soulmate. :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: zzZzz :tired_face: #Sarcasm #patience",1,,,,,,,,hi orgabeh so we meet again . i think youre my soulmate . smilingfacewithhearteyes zzzzz tiredface sarcasm patience
+1239,is this an earthquake because i am shook right now,1,I am really very surprised.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,is this an earthquake because i am shook right now
+1044,Another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma.. Just what we need #not #greensfail,1,,,,,,,,another new politician in the state with a social science degree and a liberal arts diploma . just what we need not greensfail
+420,Oh look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm a magical man from happy land! Who lives in a gumdrop house on lolly pop lane! ||#Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,oh look at me . im making people happy . im a magical man from happy land . who lives in a gumdrop house on lolly pop lane . sarcasm
+2591,i love how quiet it gets when it snows,0,,,,,,,,i love how quiet it gets when it snows
+3026,you like ketchup but not tomatoes?? grow up,1,It seems childish to enjoy ketchup but not tomatoes,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you like ketchup but not tomatoes . grow up
+5053,@USER Adorable little white tiger HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user adorable little white tiger httpurl
+3489,Yay time to clean.. #sarcasm so tired,1,,,,,,,,yay time to clean . sarcasm so tired
+4525,Ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it. Small cozy wedding it is #Not,1,,,,,,,,ok watching how hurt parents are when their kids decide to elope definitely makes me change my mind about it . small cozy wedding it is not
+2594,@USER & @USER cut a promo then @USER states he's facing @USER oh yay!! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user cut a promo then user states hes facing user oh yay . sarcasm
+3273,Such a fun day in the lib studying Econ for 14 hours.. can't wait to do it again tomorrow #Not #ThisIsMiserable,1,,,,,,,,such a fun day in the lib studying econ for 14 hours . cant wait to do it again tomorrow not thisismiserable
+3358,@USER @USER journalism at its best #not,1,,,,,,,,user user journalism at its best not
+3508,"Started watching house of cards, 4 episodes in. Already I can see it was a good choice:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:",1,It was a really good choice! You should all go watch it,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,started watching house of cards 4 episodes in . already i can see it was a good choicegrinningfacewithsmilingeyes
+3955,I love running on 3 hours of sleep.. #not #ijustwannasleep :confused_face:,1,,,,,,,,i love running on 3 hours of sleep . not ijustwannasleep confusedface
+1469,Snowing here at Roots Hall! #COYB,0,,,,,,,,snowing here at roots hall . coyb
+2699,I love days when Rob works short call and is only at the hospital for *checks watch* 13 hours.,1,I hate when Rob works short call and is still at the hospital for 13+ hours.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love days when rob works short call and is only at the hospital for checks watch 13 hours .
+3692,thanks for clearing everything up Koenig #not #serialbrady,1,,,,,,,,thanks for clearing everything up koenig not serialbrady
+3722,@USER anytime! Cash is acceptable every where. And can be used toward whatever they want/need.,0,,,,,,,,user anytime . cash is acceptable every where . and can be used toward whatever they wantneed .
+2360,"@USER ""But it's a deterrent"" :face_with_rolling_eyes:",1,Making 'theft of a dog' a new offense in English law is definitely not an effective deterrent to potential dog thieves,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user but its a deterrent facewithrollingeyes
+3322,Stay tuned for drunk videos of my mom,0,,,,,,,,stay tuned for drunk videos of my mom
+115,@USER a ghostwriter? Shocked.. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user a ghostwriter . shocked . sarcasm
+1807,HARRY WON A GRAMMY,0,,,,,,,,harry won a grammy
+845,NEW MUSIC TOMORROW !!,0,,,,,,,,new music tomorrow .
+384,@USER what is your argument? 1/$12.5 for Butler > 2/$17 for Morales?,0,,,,,,,,user what is your argument . 112 . 5 for butler 217 for morales .
+4039,I just found out I have a 13th grade education: HTTPURL must have slept through that entire year #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i just found out i have a 13th grade education httpurl must have slept through that entire year sarcasm
+1656,@USER #sarcasm your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21,1,,,,,,,,user sarcasm your application is already filled up waiting for you to turn 21
+4024,"@USER @USER great seing u mate, thanks for the cheap shot :winking_face: safe trip back :clinking_beer_mugs::clinking_beer_mugs:||Dry train why we lost :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #not",1,,,,,,,,user user great seing u mate thanks for the cheap shot winkingface safe trip back clinkingbeermugsclinkingbeermugsdry train why we lost facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy not
+1627,I would like to motion for movie theaters to start pick up or delivery popcorn,0,,,,,,,,i would like to motion for movie theaters to start pick up or delivery popcorn
+2660,I love how men know they have a baby on the way in one month and they decide to go out and buy a brand new mustang wow,1,"I dont like how my childs father bought a brand new mustang a month before she was born, because we could not fit her carseat in the back seat of the car, making it unsafe to drive with the baby.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love how men know they have a baby on the way in one month and they decide to go out and buy a brand new mustang wow
+614,@USER @USER All/any updates are fully appreciated Mike. Many thanks,0,,,,,,,,user user allany updates are fully appreciated mike . many thanks
+186,I retweeted this so Chris Graham blocked me. #irony|:face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i retweeted this so chris graham blocked me . ironyfacewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+1841,Hashtags are great idk why everyone stopped using them #jk #sarcasm #bye,1,,,,,,,,hashtags are great idk why everyone stopped using them jk sarcasm bye
+4463,"@USER Just what the Bears need.. A sense of urgency at QB position, using top pick at QB position #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user just what the bears need . a sense of urgency at qb position using top pick at qb position sarcasm
+2365,"@USER @USER @USER hope you have more ambition john, cause no one else seems too. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user user hope you have more ambition john cause no one else seems too . sarcasm
+3352,"Ahh 7 a.m bedtimes, how I've missed you #not #examproblems",1,,,,,,,,ahh 7 a . m bedtimes how ive missed you not examproblems
+3184,"I love professional wrestling, y'all",0,,,,,,,,i love professional wrestling yall
+3961,Why do I get updates for bloody football all the time…,0,,,,,,,,why do i get updates for bloody football all the time
+2107,Hot showers hit way harder in cold weather than in the summertime,0,,,,,,,,hot showers hit way harder in cold weather than in the summertime
+3997,"The Drake and Josh theme song, “I Found a Way”, is the best Nickelodeon TV theme song and that is a fact",0,,,,,,,,the drake and josh theme song i found a way is the best nickelodeon tv theme song and that is a fact
+4159,The numbers talking to me!,1,It's as if the numbers are talking too me,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the numbers talking to me .
+4929,Love that I can count on people. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love that i can count on people . sarcasm
+1300,I passed my permit test!!:hot_face:,0,,,,,,,,i passed my permit test . hotface
+1150,This is the weather i just love walking to work in #not #worst #weatherbomb,1,,,,,,,,this is the weather i just love walking to work in not worst weatherbomb
+71,The thing I love the most about coming into work early? Having everyone ask me why I'm here so early. Gets me every time. #sarcasm #annoying,1,,,,,,,,the thing i love the most about coming into work early . having everyone ask me why im here so early . gets me every time . sarcasm annoying
+4041,@USER Well done :thumbs_up:,0,,,,,,,,user well done thumbsup
+2038,"#DelitterUK this is our place, not just yours. Keep it litter free!",0,,,,,,,,delitteruk this is our place not just yours . keep it litter free .
+2672,"@USER @USER oh aye, I'll give you that ; )",0,,,,,,,,user user oh aye ill give you that
+2306,7 am. Pilates Now I get to go home and get ready for work! AMAZING! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,7 am . pilates now i get to go home and get ready for work . amazing . sarcasm
+2540,I. Am. So. Tired. And impatient. And cranky. SOS. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i . am . so . tired . and impatient . and cranky . sos . httpurl
+3622,I miss y'all so much already :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: i got nothing to do but swipe on bumble and try to get the dogs attention,0,,,,,,,,i miss yall so much already loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface i got nothing to do but swipe on bumble and try to get the dogs attention
+1591,"She said nope, I'm only getting gift cards..ones she bought using her credit card points. #irony.",1,,,,,,,,she said nope im only getting gift cards . ones she bought using her credit card points . irony .
+4226,Everytime I've made my account private people lose their shit when I comment or retweet something. I promise I'm not talking shit I just had to hide my account from someone :smiling_face_with_tear:,0,,,,,,,,everytime ive made my account private people lose their shit when i comment or retweet something . i promise im not talking shit i just had to hide my account from someone smilingfacewithtear
+3573,i’m watching a true crime doc while taylor reads harry potter fanfic this is the life i’ve always wanted,0,,,,,,,,im watching a true crime doc while taylor reads harry potter fanfic this is the life ive always wanted
+1726,#not a bad game last night. Way to go Packers! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not a bad game last night . way to go packers . httpurl
+479,Parents always mess up ur plans:unamused_face:,0,,,,,,,,parents always mess up ur plansunamusedface
+2544,Lol remember when summer vacation was for stressfree rest and relaxation :slightly_smiling_face:,1,,,,,,,,lol remember when summer vacation was for stressfree rest and relaxation slightlysmilingface
+3564,Are we not even eligible to know what happened to this proposed bill? Is this kept aside due to external pressures from private broadcasters?? So at the end people are fooled to take out their time to respond to feedback.,1,,,,,,,,are we not even eligible to know what happened to this proposed bill . is this kept aside due to external pressures from private broadcasters . so at the end people are fooled to take out their time to respond to feedback .
+804,About once a yr I get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade. #livingontheedge #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,about once a yr i get a little nutty and reach for the orange marmalade . livingontheedge sarcasm httpurl
+4338,Rubbing my tears into my face is part of my skincare routine lol,1,I rub my tears into my face to make them go away.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,rubbing my tears into my face is part of my skincare routine lol
+431,Dirty from Hamilton there! #F1,0,,,,,,,,dirty from hamilton there . f1
+3328,@USER Who France? Impede free market capitalism? Socialists? No.. not France.. #shocker #sarcasm #Uber rocks. Suck it France.,1,,,,,,,,user who france . impede free market capitalism . socialists . no . not france . shocker sarcasm uber rocks . suck it france .
+1614,Beer and the ufc are good,0,,,,,,,,beer and the ufc are good
+4011,Love working and be exhausted all the time #not,1,,,,,,,,love working and be exhausted all the time not
+2744,well .. that was a nice text to wake up to #not .,1,,,,,,,,well . that was a nice text to wake up to not .
+3245,Been playing Ghost of Tsushima and I love it!!,0,,,,,,,,been playing ghost of tsushima and i love it .
+4822,@USER Pick it up one more time for the homie in the back that's stickin right with us thanks for answering my DM #realmvp #not,1,,,,,,,,user pick it up one more time for the homie in the back thats stickin right with us thanks for answering my dm realmvp not
+3654,Today is awesome #not,1,,,,,,,,today is awesome not
+1389,Chris Krebs: There is no foreign power that is flipping votes. There's no domestic actor flipping votes. I did it right. We did it right. This was a secure election HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,chris krebs there is no foreign power that is flipping votes . theres no domestic actor flipping votes . i did it right . we did it right . this was a secure election httpurl
+1584,"That's me, the infamous pepper shaker replacer. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,thats me the infamous pepper shaker replacer . sarcasm
+4271,I can’t believe I’m watching cam lose his job..,1,,,,,,,,i cant believe im watching cam lose his job .
+4781,"No need to act like I'm the fav child, I know this already. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,no need to act like im the fav child i know this already . sarcasm
+4565,"this is the first time in 6 years i haven’t had to move, i am so relieved",0,,,,,,,,this is the first time in 6 years i havent had to move i am so relieved
+125,thanks for appreciating me looking out of you and caring !! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thanks for appreciating me looking out of you and caring . sarcasm
+5134,Kisses to you bc you lose wisdom today..from your mouth #not #clever lol I love you text me when you're able :winking_face_with_tongue: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,kisses to you bc you lose wisdom today . from your mouth not clever lol i love you text me when youre able winkingfacewithtongue httpurl
+4656,"Big 12 fans flocking to support TCU after that OU beat down, Texas loss, and WVU manhandling lol.",0,,,,,,,,big 12 fans flocking to support tcu after that ou beat down texas loss and wvu manhandling lol .
+1499,"@USER Personal protection, 2nd amendment. Nothing to see here. #sarcasm #SMFH",1,,,,,,,,user personal protection 2nd amendment . nothing to see here . sarcasm smfh
+185,It #has #not been #seen ww.monstermmorpg. com since. parados by #MonsterMMORPG #bean,0,,,,,,,,it has not been seen ww . monstermmorpg . com since . parados by monstermmorpg bean
+888,Pretending to blow on my beverage as I drink wine out of a mug during my zoom class because I am the queen of deception!!,0,,,,,,,,pretending to blow on my beverage as i drink wine out of a mug during my zoom class because i am the queen of deception .
+2233,Fun night with these girls. It may look like we are eating dessert but its just for show #NOT.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,fun night with these girls . it may look like we are eating dessert but its just for show not . httpurl
+365,@USER My entire body sends sympathies too - I was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 11 yrs ago - yay flare-ups!! #not,1,,,,,,,,user my entire body sends sympathies too i was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis 11 yrs ago yay flareups . not
+4047,Well done @USER for making it possible to get emergency messages to a member of staff. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,well done user for making it possible to get emergency messages to a member of staff . sarcasm
+886,Off to a slow start this morning . :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,off to a slow start this morning . wearyface
+4843,@USER everyone just wants to be you your just soo cool #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user everyone just wants to be you your just soo cool sarcasm
+2072,i would rather be outside reed timmers car in f3 tornado winds than go to work today,1,I do not want to go to work today at all.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i would rather be outside reed timmers car in f3 tornado winds than go to work today
+2212,"@USER Aye, he's the only one who vaguely resembles a decent human being.",1,,,,,,,,user aye hes the only one who vaguely resembles a decent human being .
+3418,there are few things in this world that an everything bagel and cream cheese can’t fix,0,,,,,,,,there are few things in this world that an everything bagel and cream cheese cant fix
+333,So I'm currently stuck in an automatic revolving door.,1,,,,,,,,so im currently stuck in an automatic revolving door .
+3930,I accidentally made butter when trying to whip cream this morning and I think that’s a great representation of how I’ve reached my capacity for working from home,1,Having my cream ruined by accidentally making butter makes me feel it represents the lack of productivity I’m able to have while working at home,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i accidentally made butter when trying to whip cream this morning and i think thats a great representation of how ive reached my capacity for working from home
+1968,idk what I love more how cold my western civ class is or western civ. #SARCASM,1,,,,,,,,idk what i love more how cold my western civ class is or western civ . sarcasm
+725,@USER @USER I guess that means MSM will dig something up to smear Barkley now.#Ferguson,0,,,,,,,,user user i guess that means msm will dig something up to smear barkley now . ferguson
+2816,being single during college must be really fun when ur nOT IN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC,1,"being single in college, especially during a global pandemic, is boring and disheartening",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,being single during college must be really fun when ur not in a global pandemic
+4400,so proud of my artwork :sparkling_heart::smiling_face_with_halo: #proud #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,so proud of my artwork sparklingheartsmilingfacewithhalo proud sarcasm httpurl
+3247,Can't believe @USER is even considering renaming the Academic Building after Perry..b/c he did so much great stuff for public educ? #irony,1,,,,,,,,cant believe user is even considering renaming the academic building after perry . bc he did so much great stuff for public educ . irony
+1275,And my christmas shopping is done.,0,,,,,,,,and my christmas shopping is done .
+5032,Went to check on 10 cause it was way late for sleeping and BAM she was never here. Why did no1 find it important to tell me this??,0,,,,,,,,went to check on 10 cause it was way late for sleeping and bam she was never here . why did no1 find it important to tell me this .
+4057,@USER @USER @USER Surely you’re not suggesting that their own thorough investigation of their own suspected <fraud> (which found no evidence for said <fraud>) was carried out with anything but the very highest levels of integrity? Seems completely legit to me…,1,I could have said “this investigation was not legitimately carried out.”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user user surely youre not suggesting that their own thorough investigation of their own suspected fraud which found no evidence for said fraud was carried out with anything but the very highest levels of integrity . seems completely legit to me
+1603,#nhs crying out for #blood #donors:syringe: but my nearest #available #appointment is #April :flushed_face: #BloodMatters #blooddonor,1,,,,,,,,nhs crying out for blood donorssyringe but my nearest available appointment is april flushedface bloodmatters blooddonor
+3790,"@USER to tell you the truth, that may have been the smartest thing you've ever tweeted. #sarcasm #ireallythinkyouareafuckingidiot",1,,,,,,,,user to tell you the truth that may have been the smartest thing youve ever tweeted . sarcasm ireallythinkyouareafuckingidiot
+4027,looking forward to the royal wedding or birth or whatever it is,1,,,,,,,,looking forward to the royal wedding or birth or whatever it is
+280,"I see no reason why you would need to increase funding for higher ed in the humanities. Or, erm, ""wouldn't""..or..wait, is that a double negative? How do these work again? Um..anyway, take English classes to practice logical analysis and persuasive writing. #StFXEnglish #StFX",1,,,,,,,,i see no reason why you would need to increase funding for higher ed in the humanities . or erm wouldnt . or . wait is that a double negative . how do these work again . um . anyway take english classes to practice logical analysis and persuasive writing . stfxenglish stfx
+582,Monkeys are :thumbs_down_medium_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,monkeys are thumbsdownmediumskintone
+3609,"Today was a very special day. For the first time ever, @USER #recsys showed me a job ad that was actually relevant. Still recovering from the shock.",1,,,,,,,,today was a very special day . for the first time ever user recsys showed me a job ad that was actually relevant . still recovering from the shock .
+4374,This should be fun next spring. #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,this should be fun next spring . not httpurl
+3793,twitter what is this garbage? take it back please,0,,,,,,,,twitter what is this garbage . take it back please
+4125,growing up is praying to ur childhood dog instead of god,0,,,,,,,,growing up is praying to ur childhood dog instead of god
+4916,Finally 2015 will be a worry free year for me. #not,1,,,,,,,,finally 2015 will be a worry free year for me . not
+1045,Proves that @USER really is a real-life football simulator #NUFC HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,proves that user really is a reallife football simulator nufc httpurl
+4128,@USER @USER you’re trash,1,You’re terrible,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user youre trash
+1288,Ready for the tax final #not,1,,,,,,,,ready for the tax final not
+1155,I keep telling my friends I'm busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just can't stop #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i keep telling my friends im busy they need to stop blowing me up but they just cant stop sarcasm httpurl
+1210,"@USER yes, except Farage backs the slow genocide of Palestinians by Israelis using Nazi methods #irony",1,,,,,,,,user yes except farage backs the slow genocide of palestinians by israelis using nazi methods irony
+40,"Some are really loving the criticism on Zoella. Let it rest, please. I wonder what you would do for some ££. #irony",0,,,,,,,,some are really loving the criticism on zoella . let it rest please . i wonder what you would do for some . irony
+2487,NOBODY TOLD ME that you can KNIT CLOTHING for the FARM ANIMALS in cottage living. This is my life now.,0,,,,,,,,nobody told me that you can knit clothing for the farm animals in cottage living . this is my life now .
+3602,"As my guilty pleasure is Twilight, I would just like to state that Midnight Sun was absolute trash. It’s basically 600+ pages about how horny Edward is for her blood and how much he hates Mike. And lots of word dump. Definitely not worth the wait..",0,,,,,,,,as my guilty pleasure is twilight i would just like to state that midnight sun was absolute trash . its basically 600 pages about how horny edward is for her blood and how much he hates mike . and lots of word dump . definitely not worth the wait .
+2102,going to class! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,going to class . httpurl
+3960,Officially revealing myself as the first person ever who doesn’t agree with terrorism,1,,,,,,,,officially revealing myself as the first person ever who doesnt agree with terrorism
+4126,Heading to bed.. Ready for the weekend. Finally going to be putting the finishing touches on my basement construction..,0,,,,,,,,heading to bed . ready for the weekend . finally going to be putting the finishing touches on my basement construction .
+3402,"Ahh my favorite pastime, watching Logan and crying",1,,,,,,,,ahh my favorite pastime watching logan and crying
+3130,@USER explains why Inter went all Calciopoli over Juventus..,0,,,,,,,,user explains why inter went all calciopoli over juventus .
+3107,"Obama whisked away to hospital, diagnosed with acid reflux HTTPURL -Wow, that's some real news. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,obama whisked away to hospital diagnosed with acid reflux httpurl wow thats some real news . sarcasm
+3553,"@USER @USER Yeah, I feel super out of whack emotionally/sensorily when I'm starting to come down with something, and that's basically what your body thinks is going on at the moment, so.. checks out. Hopefully at least knowing what's happening makes it easier to be gentle with yourself.",0,,,,,,,,user user yeah i feel super out of whack emotionallysensorily when im starting to come down with something and thats basically what your body thinks is going on at the moment so . checks out . hopefully at least knowing whats happening makes it easier to be gentle with yourself .
+1069,You’re all sickos for being mean to Trump so much for the tolerant left :face_with_rolling_eyes: anyways George Floyd had it coming,1,People who complain about others being mean to trump are hippocrits,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,youre all sickos for being mean to trump so much for the tolerant left facewithrollingeyes anyways george floyd had it coming
+4701,"well Americans , prepare to downgrade your house again, soon you will be living in a box .",1,,,,,,,,well americans prepare to downgrade your house again soon you will be living in a box .
+1388,"Update! Punt an Ostrich ? HTTPURL January 2, 2015 via @USER",0,,,,,,,,update . punt an ostrich . httpurl january 2 2015 via user
+805,Why do we all love talking about our pet peeves,0,,,,,,,,why do we all love talking about our pet peeves
+367,Cool to know I have people I can talk to when having a shit night. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,cool to know i have people i can talk to when having a shit night . sarcasm
+4489,It's not even 9 and I've already called the cops twice.. Damn I love my job :unamused_face: #Not,1,,,,,,,,its not even 9 and ive already called the cops twice . damn i love my job unamusedface not
+428,Fifteen minutes until I get into London after almost 2 years without visiting - I might start crying when I see a red bus..,0,,,,,,,,fifteen minutes until i get into london after almost 2 years without visiting i might start crying when i see a red bus .
+4862,New doctor: sexual preference? Me: what are my options?,0,,,,,,,,new doctor sexual preference . me what are my options .
+4676,@USER A cool look and a cool mind is all you need to party all night. |#QuiksilverGoesSupersonic HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user a cool look and a cool mind is all you need to party all night . quiksilvergoessupersonic httpurl
+1176,What a pleasant way for Minneapolis' most prestigious publication to describe its female audience. #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,what a pleasant way for minneapolis most prestigious publication to describe its female audience . not httpurl
+2910,.@USER I love the #gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that you're not a hate group. #irony,1,,,,,,,,. user i love the gamergate concept of harassing and spamming porn at any critics as proof that youre not a hate group . irony
+4967,"Me: ""Did you you find everything you were looking for?"" Customer: ""why, are you hiding something?"" Me: ""aRe YOu HIdiNg sOMetHinG?""",1,"""No I am not hiding something""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,me did you you find everything you were looking for . customer why are you hiding something . me are you hiding something .
+3539,There's nothing more intimidating than having to serve an chavvy lanky 19 year old with acne and bum fluff. #not #cringe,1,,,,,,,,theres nothing more intimidating than having to serve an chavvy lanky 19 year old with acne and bum fluff . not cringe
+1086,Clearly my authority is sacrosanct in this house.,1,,,,,,,,clearly my authority is sacrosanct in this house .
+2808,.@USER @USER oh look an Audi driver breaking the law..how strange #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user user oh look an audi driver breaking the law . how strange sarcasm
+1448,"@USER @USER Yes, because we need literally every single fucking celebrity to speak up on a topic that's been forced down everyone's throats for the past four months. I use the internet to get away from these fucking real life problems; not everyone needs to weigh in.",1,"""Not every celebrity needs to weigh in on every political issue there is""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user yes because we need literally every single fucking celebrity to speak up on a topic thats been forced down everyones throats for the past four months . i use the internet to get away from these fucking real life problems not everyone needs to weigh in .
+4959,How do we end up talking? ..oh wait..we don't talk..whoops #cutestcouple #not,1,,,,,,,,how do we end up talking . . oh wait . we dont talk . whoops cutestcouple not
+199,Yaayy Valentine's Day stuff is out already :two_hearts: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,yaayy valentines day stuff is out already twohearts sarcasm
+402,this world is so small I swear everyone knows at least 1 person you might know,0,,,,,,,,this world is so small i swear everyone knows at least 1 person you might know
+2917,A SMILE is a smile is a smile is a smile is a SMILE IS A MILLION PEOPLE STARING AT YOUR PISSED PANTS MANIC LAUGHTER smile,0,,,,,,,,a smile is a smile is a smile is a smile is a smile is a million people staring at your pissed pants manic laughter smile
+1811,Uhh can't sleep someone like n I'll text u my phones dry ass fuck fr #am #not #a #boring#person,0,,,,,,,,uhh cant sleep someone like n ill text u my phones dry ass fuck fr am not a boringperson
+958,wonderful getting an expensive box with meals I can't eat. yay! #hellofresh,1,,,,,,,,wonderful getting an expensive box with meals i cant eat . yay . hellofresh
+2163,Got a strong urge to go down one of those pitch black tunnel slides and just vibe,0,,,,,,,,got a strong urge to go down one of those pitch black tunnel slides and just vibe
+4134,@USER @USER I expected some sort of apple quip but that's why you guys do the jokes and I do the news tbh,0,,,,,,,,user user i expected some sort of apple quip but thats why you guys do the jokes and i do the news tbh
+694,"now that I’m working in the commercial talent business, I can’t help but wonder how much Jake from State Farm gets paid. I think about it every time I see a SF commercial",0,,,,,,,,now that im working in the commercial talent business i cant help but wonder how much jake from state farm gets paid . i think about it every time i see a sf commercial
+2431,Pay Ghost Soldiers in Iraq & cut pay of US #Military. #irony #keepyourpromise @USER @USER @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,pay ghost soldiers in iraq cut pay of us military . irony keepyourpromise user user user httpurl
+1405,@USER Have you guys tried unplugging the servers waiting 10 seconds and plugging them back in? #sarcasm #psndown,1,,,,,,,,user have you guys tried unplugging the servers waiting 10 seconds and plugging them back in . sarcasm psndown
+2000,Love that The Paris Hilton doc opens w a Jesus and Mary Chain song,0,,,,,,,,love that the paris hilton doc opens w a jesus and mary chain song
+3217,Woke up at 3 am with a MAD craving for pickles. I guess that means I'm expecting!,1,Just because I am craving a pickle doesn't mean I'm pregnant.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,woke up at 3 am with a mad craving for pickles . i guess that means im expecting .
+4045,"I suppose though, we did sign one for the future so, you know, not all gloom and doom..we might be good in 6 years time.",1,I wish we could have signed a player for the first team.,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,i suppose though we did sign one for the future so you know not all gloom and doom . we might be good in 6 years time .
+3427,I'm so proud that I found my butterbeer mug from Harry Potter world in 2014 for this whiskey. Feel like a legit theme park connoisseur instead of a fake ass bitch,1,,,,,,,,im so proud that i found my butterbeer mug from harry potter world in 2014 for this whiskey . feel like a legit theme park connoisseur instead of a fake ass bitch
+187,Quite poetic to have my last midwifery exam and my first midwifery job interview on International Day of the Midwife #IDM2021,0,,,,,,,,quite poetic to have my last midwifery exam and my first midwifery job interview on international day of the midwife idm2021
+1293,"Azealia Banks call Iggy ""Igloo Australian""..WOOW an incredible rapper diss another one #IRONY",1,,,,,,,,azealia banks call iggy igloo australian . woow an incredible rapper diss another one irony
+1376,Not sure if I'm watching the new episode of Silicon Valley or Google's #IO conference.,1,,,,,,,,not sure if im watching the new episode of silicon valley or googles io conference .
+4703,Just like to congratulate everyone on the Kop today for the fastest ever Poor Scouser Tommy. Slow the fuck down,1,Can we not sing poor scouser tommy abit slower instead of super fast,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just like to congratulate everyone on the kop today for the fastest ever poor scouser tommy . slow the fuck down
+4083,"Is Khallilah Henriques NN all there? She mostly sounds blonde,but this morning confirmed it#Ignorant on race relations#Articulate Minority.",0,,,,,,,,is khallilah henriques nn all there . she mostly sounds blondebut this morning confirmed itignorant on race relationsarticulate minority .
+2374,Well. If it's not one thing it's another. But hey why not a like new exhaust. #pissed #sarcasm #GRR,1,,,,,,,,well . if its not one thing its another . but hey why not a like new exhaust . pissed sarcasm grr
+822,"Don’t let anyone ruin your day, it’s YOUR day. Ruin it yourself",0,,,,,,,,dont let anyone ruin your day its your day . ruin it yourself
+3500,RIP John Hughes,0,,,,,,,,rip john hughes
+3259,@USER She has kids with him? Whata mistake to make.,0,,,,,,,,user she has kids with him . whata mistake to make .
+450,tell me why i thought north korea was actually bombing us when the tornado warning alarm came on,0,,,,,,,,tell me why i thought north korea was actually bombing us when the tornado warning alarm came on
+1306,"@USER @USER ooh, that looks like so much fun! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user ooh that looks like so much fun . sarcasm
+4892,life is so much better with a heating blanket,0,,,,,,,,life is so much better with a heating blanket
+829,Definitely the best #WWERaw match in a long ass time. Glad Damien Priest is getting some shine.,0,,,,,,,,definitely the best wweraw match in a long ass time . glad damien priest is getting some shine .
+2974,First photos of the Infiniti Vision GT concept emerge HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,first photos of the infiniti vision gt concept emerge httpurl
+245,Watching creepy shit before bed when alone = bad idea. Is there a spell to turn a French bulldog into a big ass bulldog? #bewareofdog #not,1,,,,,,,,watching creepy shit before bed when alone bad idea . is there a spell to turn a french bulldog into a big ass bulldog . bewareofdog not
+3717,Eating sweets in PE #irony,1,,,,,,,,eating sweets in pe irony
+2027,Sure I didn't want to sleep anyway like!,1,,,,,,,,sure i didnt want to sleep anyway like .
+3841,"Gotta love when you shake someone's hand and they shiver.. It's official, I have death hands and it is now winter! #coldhandswarmheart #not",1,,,,,,,,gotta love when you shake someones hand and they shiver . its official i have death hands and it is now winter . coldhandswarmheart not
+1631,Romo would've blocked that kick.,1,,,,,,,,romo wouldve blocked that kick .
+921,I don’t want to see makeup reviews of a brand new mascara. Show me the 20th time you’ve worn it. Even the worst mascara looks good when it’s fresh.,0,,,,,,,,i dont want to see makeup reviews of a brand new mascara . show me the 20th time youve worn it . even the worst mascara looks good when its fresh .
+132,"Yeah Hastings, Rose, Bird and Beer is a much better 8-11 than Richardson, Zampa, Laughlin and Tait. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,yeah hastings rose bird and beer is a much better 811 than richardson zampa laughlin and tait . sarcasm
+4558,"@USER Great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him ""drug crazed"" #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user great job on reporting on a mentally unstable man and calling him drug crazed sarcasm
+22,Ed Sheeran smashing out his tunes on the Victoria's Secret catwalk. Ginger legend!,0,,,,,,,,ed sheeran smashing out his tunes on the victorias secret catwalk . ginger legend .
+3022,You never realize how easy life really is until you can't breathe through your nose. :face_without_mouth:,0,,,,,,,,you never realize how easy life really is until you cant breathe through your nose . facewithoutmouth
+2963,Nothing can be further from the kickoff of the NFL season than a pre-game performance by Ed Sheeran. Nothing against him but he just doesn't inspire me to watch football. #Football #NFL #Weak #TestosteroneDeficiency HTTPURL,1,Ed Sheeran should not be the opening act to the launch of the NFL season.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nothing can be further from the kickoff of the nfl season than a pregame performance by ed sheeran . nothing against him but he just doesnt inspire me to watch football . football nfl weak testosteronedeficiency httpurl
+5035,:oncoming_fist: #fistbump #positive #focus #starve #distractions #werk #motivation #createpath #uplift #success.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,oncomingfist fistbump positive focus starve distractions werk motivation createpath uplift success . httpurl
+239,"If there was no #CFBPlayoff this year, would there really be an argument against #ALAvsOre for a #NationalChampionship? Shouldn't be. #irony",1,,,,,,,,if there was no cfbplayoff this year would there really be an argument against alavsore for a nationalchampionship . shouldnt be . irony
+2852,getting into a high speed chase with the cops but using my turn signals in accordance with the law the whole time,0,,,,,,,,getting into a high speed chase with the cops but using my turn signals in accordance with the law the whole time
+3157,Love waking up early in the morning #NOT #HockeyTournament #RefLife #Zebras,1,,,,,,,,love waking up early in the morning not hockeytournament reflife zebras
+3676,@USER I bought the sticky toffee pudding and it was good for me because I'm fat. It was so dry and sickly I ate the custard and threw the STP in the bin. I never do that. Thanks I guess??,1,,,,,,,,user i bought the sticky toffee pudding and it was good for me because im fat . it was so dry and sickly i ate the custard and threw the stp in the bin . i never do that . thanks i guess .
+612,#Irony..A teen named Bud Weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a St. Louis party store..HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony . a teen named bud weisser was arrested by cops for breaking into a st . louis party store . httpurl
+341,Oracle on Windows 200. This should be fun! #Not,1,,,,,,,,oracle on windows 200 . this should be fun . not
+1837,"And it's freezing, yay! #not HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,and its freezing yay . not httpurl
+1745,@USER @USER @USER sure that will end well #not,1,,,,,,,,user user user sure that will end well not
+3550,#NBA players #NY support protests of #police killings/sure #money donations for #college WB coming #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,nba players ny support protests of police killingssure money donations for college wb coming sarcasm httpurl
+3029,"99 % of Maldives is water. Yet, we're experiencing a water shortage. #irony",1,,,,,,,,99 of maldives is water . yet were experiencing a water shortage . irony
+2514,"@USER @USER Ya, because if history has told us anything, it's that betting on sports is a GREAT way to make money! #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user ya because if history has told us anything its that betting on sports is a great way to make money . sarcasm
+3297,"@USER Now, Tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered. #GetMeToEVC",0,,,,,,,,user now tomorrow productivity at work would be hampered . getmetoevc
+2619,"new diet idea: eat nothing but vegetable lo mein. if it isn't lo mein, don't bother",1,,,,,,,,new diet idea eat nothing but vegetable lo mein . if it isnt lo mein dont bother
+1917,who tf let me take summer session classes,0,,,,,,,,who tf let me take summer session classes
+951,"Hear me out.. The lyrics in ""coney island"" should've been ""lost again with no surprises, disappointments close your EYESES"" Fixed it for you @USER :winking_face: #evermorealbum @USER",1,"The Lyrics to Coney Island should not have been ""Lost again with no surprises Disappointments close your eyes"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hear me out . the lyrics in coney island shouldve been lost again with no surprises disappointments close your eyeses fixed it for you user winkingface evermorealbum user
+2576,J Cole has a song about being a Virgin and then not being a virgin. #musicalgenius #innovation #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,j cole has a song about being a virgin and then not being a virgin . musicalgenius innovation sarcasm
+3404,It's hard to focus on online school when my entire house smells like smoke. Unstable wifi doesn't help (just got kicked out of my Zoom class for the 5th time in 10 mins). Also my phone won't turn on and I need to update it. But for that to happen I need..a stable wifi connection,0,,,,,,,,its hard to focus on online school when my entire house smells like smoke . unstable wifi doesnt help just got kicked out of my zoom class for the 5th time in 10 mins . also my phone wont turn on and i need to update it . but for that to happen i need . a stable wifi connection
+4718,Oh sprints I love you #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,oh sprints i love you not httpurl
+3129,"Well, weekend is over!|Now it's #TwitterTime again :D|Have a nice monday!|#irony",1,,,,,,,,well weekend is over . now its twittertime again dhave a nice monday . irony
+2557,have to somehow become fluent in Spanish in these 2 weeks before school starts because i bullshit my way through my past 2 semesters in online classes. it just set in that i’ll be in class with native speakers and i am so embarrassed already,0,,,,,,,,have to somehow become fluent in spanish in these 2 weeks before school starts because i bullshit my way through my past 2 semesters in online classes . it just set in that ill be in class with native speakers and i am so embarrassed already
+1002,I feel like with the pandemic and all we should now be allowed to publicly shame babies for just like coughing into the open air you know what I mean,1,I would say that “It’s a little gross seeing a baby cough openly in public when adults are not supposed to do the same in this pandemic”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i feel like with the pandemic and all we should now be allowed to publicly shame babies for just like coughing into the open air you know what i mean
+3092,Is there anything worse than being woken up by horny cats yowling in the garden?,1,,,,,,,,is there anything worse than being woken up by horny cats yowling in the garden .
+914,@USER I'd love to get some awesome activewear to go with my t-shirt and help me in my May challenge for @USER :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes::crossed_fingers_medium-light_skin_tone: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user id love to get some awesome activewear to go with my tshirt and help me in my may challenge for user beamingfacewithsmilingeyescrossedfingersmediumlightskintone httpurl
+1994,IT'S DEFINITELY NOT FRIDAY. THE REASON IS: It's Tuesday~! Yesterday it was Monday so why should it be Friday. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,its definitely not friday . the reason is its tuesday . yesterday it was monday so why should it be friday . irony
+159,Love being called the devil for taking away someone’s phone at summer school:smiling_face_with_open_hands::smiling_face_with_open_hands::smiling_face_with_open_hands:,1,“It was not enjoyable to be called the devil for taking someone’s phone”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love being called the devil for taking away someones phone at summer schoolsmilingfacewithopenhandssmilingfacewithopenhandssmilingfacewithopenhands
+302,@USER Kohli showing all the guts of Scooby Doo. #CaptainCourageous #Not,1,,,,,,,,user kohli showing all the guts of scooby doo . captaincourageous not
+2074,I always look super cute when guys come to fix stuff in the condo #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i always look super cute when guys come to fix stuff in the condo sarcasm
+3546,Good. Don't need them reproducing. Less is more. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,good . dont need them reproducing . less is more . httpurl
+3179,If I could have a superpower I would choose the ability to keep insects at least 10 feet away from me at all times,0,,,,,,,,if i could have a superpower i would choose the ability to keep insects at least 10 feet away from me at all times
+1898,Oh we get to see The Queens Garden on #itv after she addresses the nation. Just what I always wanted #not :flushed_face:,1,,,,,,,,oh we get to see the queens garden on itv after she addresses the nation . just what i always wanted not flushedface
+1218,As if i need more water in my pasture. #not,1,,,,,,,,as if i need more water in my pasture . not
+4178,Why can't I (You) retweet my (your) own tweets? This is an important issue that needs to be resolved! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,why cant i you retweet my your own tweets . this is an important issue that needs to be resolved . sarcasm
+986,Shawn still hasn't follow me..and I'm okay with it #NOT,1,,,,,,,,shawn still hasnt follow me . and im okay with it not
+2819,@USER @USER Ya cause their country is calm and peaceful from Everyone arming themselves #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user ya cause their country is calm and peaceful from everyone arming themselves sarcasm
+2352,Wrapping presents and watching Showgirls. So festive,1,,,,,,,,wrapping presents and watching showgirls . so festive
+547,Will put corporate racism and sexism back where it belongs: Face-to-face #sarcasm @USER Execs think twice HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,will put corporate racism and sexism back where it belongs facetoface sarcasm user execs think twice httpurl
+1821,"@USER @USER She was gentle, he wasn’t",0,,,,,,,,user user she was gentle he wasnt
+184,"might just not wear glasses when i leave the house more often,, i’m just in a blur and it’s so much more relaxing than seeing everyone",0,,,,,,,,might just not wear glasses when i leave the house more often im just in a blur and its so much more relaxing than seeing everyone
+4578,@USER I know! Just pop the subtitles on. Sorted.,0,,,,,,,,user i know . just pop the subtitles on . sorted .
+2344,"@USER nice, lazy search in google scholar couldn't find a free copy - openaccess for the win #not",1,,,,,,,,user nice lazy search in google scholar couldnt find a free copy openaccess for the win not
+2729,tiktok's full name is tictactoetok,1,Tiktok's name is Tiktok,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,tiktoks full name is tictactoetok
+5037,@USER oh right do you know John Parker the pisshead @USER,0,,,,,,,,user oh right do you know john parker the pisshead user
+2201,@USER This aged well,1,This didn't age well.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user this aged well
+2708,FUCK JACOB FREY,0,,,,,,,,fuck jacob frey
+1780,i didn't know eds were contagious :zany_face: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i didnt know eds were contagious zanyface httpurl
+5143,Lagopodous - Like a rabbit's foot!!|Not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know.,0,,,,,,,,lagopodous like a rabbits foot . not so easy to drop into conversation but you never know .
+2394,I think im going to treat myself to a mani-pedi this weekend.,0,,,,,,,,i think im going to treat myself to a manipedi this weekend .
+3581,I just love it when my knee clicks :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: #not :unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,i just love it when my knee clicks grinningfacewithsmilingeyes not unamusedface
+1330,"@USER Cause of all the things in life this seems to be in #Balance. |Music- Medicine, @USER - Doctor|#SuperDayLineUp",0,,,,,,,,user cause of all the things in life this seems to be in balance . music medicine user doctorsuperdaylineup
+782,My eldest is having a wild Friday night out. She's going to bingo. :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,My eldest is going to play bingo tonight.,1.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my eldest is having a wild friday night out . shes going to bingo . facewithtearsofjoy
+208,"@USER Congrats. My son would like to do this in a few years time, what were the requirements if you don't mind me asking?",0,,,,,,,,user congrats . my son would like to do this in a few years time what were the requirements if you dont mind me asking .
+3807,@USER very very funny indeed,1,,,,,,,,user very very funny indeed
+3113,aquariums are just liquid zoos,0,,,,,,,,aquariums are just liquid zoos
+2507,"@USER Of all the Spice Girls, you'd pick her?!",0,,,,,,,,user of all the spice girls youd pick her .
+1039,@USER is so funny rn:grinning_face_with_sweat: #not,1,,,,,,,,user is so funny rngrinningfacewithsweat not
+1737,"Don't worry, even if you weren't born 60+ years ago, that doesn't mean you can't still be a Boomer.",0,,,,,,,,dont worry even if you werent born 60 years ago that doesnt mean you cant still be a boomer .
+4258,@USER we already have a 'parenting solution' though. Its called parenting $smiley$ happy to chat but we're lacking in drama I'm afraid!,1,,,,,,,,user we already have a parenting solution though . its called parenting smiley happy to chat but were lacking in drama im afraid .
+4060,do you think the undertaker dyes his hair?.:thinking_face::face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,do you think the undertaker dyes his hair . thinkingfacefacewithtearsofjoy
+4491,Check this out!|#not so #ugly #christmas #sweater|#ebayipad|HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,check this out . not so ugly christmas sweaterebayipadhttpurl
+4956,Brexit plan: Legalise cannabis and suddenly all the sticking points melt away.,1,,,,,,,,brexit plan legalise cannabis and suddenly all the sticking points melt away .
+4809,@USER @USER #irony and how many animals does peta kill every year.|#hypocrisy #idiots|might want to point CID inward!,1,,,,,,,,user user irony and how many animals does peta kill every year . hypocrisy idiotsmight want to point cid inward .
+1312,"So that whole stay at home for Thanksgiving thing? Not happening, took me 1.5 hours to drive to work instead of my usual 45 minutes.. ARGH!!",0,,,,,,,,so that whole stay at home for thanksgiving thing . not happening took me 1 . 5 hours to drive to work instead of my usual 45 minutes . argh .
+4795,Let's get another big win VOLS bball and keep it going..#VolNation #BeatNCState,0,,,,,,,,lets get another big win vols bball and keep it going . volnation beatncstate
+32,Everyone - Get Vaccinated,0,,,,,,,,everyone get vaccinated
+3275,Any Hindu who tries to defend his religion is a Communal. #irony #Gharwapsi,1,,,,,,,,any hindu who tries to defend his religion is a communal . irony gharwapsi
+1942,shut the hell up HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,shut the hell up httpurl
+1508,naming my son onickolas in honor of my love for @USER,1,Wouldn't it be funny if I named my son Onickolas in honor of Nicki Minaj.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,naming my son onickolas in honor of my love for user
+5064,It was a greaat night! :smiling_face::beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,it was a greaat night . smilingfacebeamingfacewithsmilingeyes
+4437,every time something happens to the stock market it just becomes more and more clear that i don’t understand the stock market,0,,,,,,,,every time something happens to the stock market it just becomes more and more clear that i dont understand the stock market
+4572,Good luck. Should be lovely rugby weather HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,good luck . should be lovely rugby weather httpurl
+1892,Congratulations @USER - so well deserved. I hope you enjoy the #irony of this notification from Twitter HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,congratulations user so well deserved . i hope you enjoy the irony of this notification from twitter httpurl
+802,y’all were all vote-blue-no-matter-who till bernie sanders dropped out . hmm where’s that same energy :pensive_face::sleepy_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,yall were all votebluenomatterwho till bernie sanders dropped out . hmm wheres that same energy pensivefacesleepyfaceloudlycryingface
+3467,Love Frank Oceans new album:OK_hand_light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,love frank oceans new albumokhandlightskintone
+3051,There is truly nothing like my shitty mother and half sibling doing a wellness check on me and even the local police automatically siding with me when I explained the situation and my relationship with the two of them. You two can go fuck yourselves.,0,,,,,,,,there is truly nothing like my shitty mother and half sibling doing a wellness check on me and even the local police automatically siding with me when i explained the situation and my relationship with the two of them . you two can go fuck yourselves .
+681,"I did not grow out of it, I just became sedentary because I was sick and when I became active again it came back and brought exertional migraines with it! Now it's even more dangerous to do my favorite outdoor sport of hiking! Thanks, 18 years of doctors blowing me off!",1,,,,,,,,i did not grow out of it i just became sedentary because i was sick and when i became active again it came back and brought exertional migraines with it . now its even more dangerous to do my favorite outdoor sport of hiking . thanks 18 years of doctors blowing me off .
+4800,As a copy writer you’d think that writing speeches would be my forte. I can confirm it is not:woozy_face:,0,,,,,,,,as a copy writer youd think that writing speeches would be my forte . i can confirm it is notwoozyface
+1418,Loving season 4 of trump does America. Funniest season yet #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #MAGA2020,1,this last year of trumps presidency is not going too well,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,loving season 4 of trump does america . funniest season yet donaldtrump trump maga maga2020
+3208,Sometimes I wonder if Priti Patel and Boris Johnson think that the Prime Minister is the one with the best K/D ratio. It would make sense with the whole 'let the bodies pile high' thing.,1,Priti Patel and Boris Johnson are doing a terrible job dealing with Covid.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,sometimes i wonder if priti patel and boris johnson think that the prime minister is the one with the best kd ratio . it would make sense with the whole let the bodies pile high thing .
+2700,Who ever thought moving in the middle of December would be so peaceful? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,who ever thought moving in the middle of december would be so peaceful . sarcasm
+1361,@USER go workout! That jiggle is not going to jiggle itself away #ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend this is so us #not @USER,1,,,,,,,,user go workout . that jiggle is not going to jiggle itself away thingsyousaytoyourbestfriend this is so us not user
+1766,Lol.. That's real cute :unamused_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,lol . thats real cute unamusedface not
+4581,Tell me the #Quintessential #Aussie now isn't a Govt paid job & then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no GST . mm #SadButTrue,0,,,,,,,,tell me the quintessential aussie now isnt a govt paid job then have the hyde to buy overseas online and pay no gst . mm sadbuttrue
+1828,#Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: Whatever you study you also change. #JurassicParkTheLostWorld #JurassicWorld #BreakingBad #Irony,0,,,,,,,,heisenberg uncertainty principle whatever you study you also change . jurassicparkthelostworld jurassicworld breakingbad irony
+3021,Gonna need K-State to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,gonna need kstate to play a little better but loving seeing this team in action with beckthies httpurl
+1671,"Using an educator discount, I receive 20% off Manga at B&N. This is the only reason I am a teacher.",1,"Using an educator discount, I receive 20% off Manga at B&N. This is a perk of being a teacher!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,using an educator discount i receive 20 off manga at bn . this is the only reason i am a teacher .
+3009,The amount of times I had to present my intern badge to Capitol Police officers who saw me every day for months and these people are just breaking in like it’s nothing smh,0,,,,,,,,the amount of times i had to present my intern badge to capitol police officers who saw me every day for months and these people are just breaking in like its nothing smh
+4150,@USER @USER Did you even watch a single la Liga madrid game last season bruh Varane isn’t that good anymore,1,"You didn't watch Varane last season, if you did, you would have a different opinion.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user did you even watch a single la liga madrid game last season bruh varane isnt that good anymore
+4044,the polar express is the scariest horror movie,1,,,,,,,,the polar express is the scariest horror movie
+1320,officially tapping out of the single market of the EU and I don’t think Taylor is releasing anything tonight :/,0,,,,,,,,officially tapping out of the single market of the eu and i dont think taylor is releasing anything tonight
+5156,@USER @USER @USER When / how did the ACL tear happen?,0,,,,,,,,user user user when how did the acl tear happen .
+4775,@USER @USER not bad for a kid from Az. Hockey doesn't work in the desert. #sarcasm,0,,,,,,,,user user not bad for a kid from az . hockey doesnt work in the desert . sarcasm
+194,Easiest final of my life. So glad I studied 11 hours for it #NOT,1,,,,,,,,easiest final of my life . so glad i studied 11 hours for it not
+4732,@USER no fr like..the mental strain we go through.. and it’s also the fact that a lot of these nurses we have to work with either take our free labor for granted by treating us as their personal aide or treat us like dirt ain’t right or fair..,0,,,,,,,,user no fr like . the mental strain we go through . and its also the fact that a lot of these nurses we have to work with either take our free labor for granted by treating us as their personal aide or treat us like dirt aint right or fair .
+4099,"hula hoops, hot chocolate and law revision. my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun. #not",1,,,,,,,,hula hoops hot chocolate and law revision . my breaks in work are filled with glamour and fun . not
+1863,"@USER logic is an invention by the kuffar, everything makes perfect sense. (#sarcasm) Like monkeys stoning she monkeys",1,,,,,,,,user logic is an invention by the kuffar everything makes perfect sense . sarcasm like monkeys stoning she monkeys
+4741,Superposition of Eulers,0,,,,,,,,superposition of eulers
+2096,@USER No reasons given. Some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement,0,,,,,,,,user no reasons given . some waited expecting a call but only found they were not chosen from media announcement
+3349,I hate how anti vaxxers have ruined everything. Trying to find information on vaccine side effects and it's plagued with morons,0,,,,,,,,i hate how anti vaxxers have ruined everything . trying to find information on vaccine side effects and its plagued with morons
+2364,Happy #420day ! #GeorgeKush #sticker by #FetteFamilie #Belfast #NorthernIreland #StreetArt #belfaststreetart #420 HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,happy 420day . georgekush sticker by fettefamilie belfast northernireland streetart belfaststreetart 420 httpurl
+59,(Shameless Dead Snow 2 misquote) The sequel I did 'nazi' coming! Can't wait! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,shameless dead snow 2 misquote the sequel i did nazi coming . cant wait . httpurl
+1104,"They decided 2 change King's trunks 2 gold, his logos 2 green & his tights to blue. How creative. #Sarcasm.",1,,,,,,,,they decided 2 change kings trunks 2 gold his logos 2 green his tights to blue . how creative . sarcasm .
+2138,3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day. #NOT #timezoneproblems,1,,,,,,,,3 hours of sleep is sufficient to tackle this day . not timezoneproblems
+4225,@USER yea this aint it imma call u newb,0,,,,,,,,user yea this aint it imma call u newb
+2530,You really know how to treat a girl #not,1,,,,,,,,you really know how to treat a girl not
+3475,So the #TransMountain gets canceled basically and Notley throws a hissy fit just like Trump and pulls out of carbon plan. Wow what a good day for Canada and Alberta #cdnpoli #LeadOnClimate,1,,,,,,,,so the transmountain gets canceled basically and notley throws a hissy fit just like trump and pulls out of carbon plan . wow what a good day for canada and alberta cdnpoli leadonclimate
+4446,Can anyone point us in the direction of seller on the black market that deals in sprouts? @USER,1,,,,,,,,can anyone point us in the direction of seller on the black market that deals in sprouts . user
+647,Time for my daily scroll through the target app to feel something,0,,,,,,,,time for my daily scroll through the target app to feel something
+4212,"Since the election is tomorrow, here is a reminder that many people's social media feeds are political bubbles that reflect their own viewpoints. The world at large is not the same as the online world. Don't treat them the same way.",0,,,,,,,,since the election is tomorrow here is a reminder that many peoples social media feeds are political bubbles that reflect their own viewpoints . the world at large is not the same as the online world . dont treat them the same way .
+4911,I'm glad the DC Council has it's priorities intact.. #sarcasm #DC,1,,,,,,,,im glad the dc council has its priorities intact . sarcasm dc
+2615,keep the mics on pitchers always,0,,,,,,,,keep the mics on pitchers always
+4603,Looking for prom dresses makes me excited for prom:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,looking for prom dresses makes me excited for promsmilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+4936,Obviously a cool geezer HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,obviously a cool geezer httpurl
+2962,This time last year :rainbow::yellow_heart: there may not be a parade today but the fight for equality never stops. Celebrating with a socially distanced Pride D&D session! #PRIDE2020 HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this time last year rainbowyellowheart there may not be a parade today but the fight for equality never stops . celebrating with a socially distanced pride dd session . pride2020 httpurl
+1481,Anyone know where I could get a cheap iPhone 4/5?,0,,,,,,,,anyone know where i could get a cheap iphone 45 .
+427,"My new favorite thing to do while teaching this insect ecology course is to make a stupid mistake, like posting the wrong zoom link or uploading the wrong assignment, and then say""can you believe I almost have my PhD??"" to my students. They cannot, folks.",0,,,,,,,,my new favorite thing to do while teaching this insect ecology course is to make a stupid mistake like posting the wrong zoom link or uploading the wrong assignment and then saycan you believe i almost have my phd . to my students . they cannot folks .
+2149,hi,0,,,,,,,,hi
+1169,@USER @USER really? My respect for feminist/womens movements is through the roof. #Not!,1,,,,,,,,user user really . my respect for feministwomens movements is through the roof . not .
+3417,Yo does anyone know how parking spots are assigned for painting??,0,,,,,,,,yo does anyone know how parking spots are assigned for painting .
+4163,Friday morning lecture on blood :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: #not,1,,,,,,,,friday morning lecture on blood smilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyes not
+5103,#Not Bad Idea When You climb on the mountain HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not bad idea when you climb on the mountain httpurl
+1915,Gets James off ffs,0,,,,,,,,gets james off ffs
+2498,"Who’s a better actor, Tom Hanks or Buzz Aldrin? #NASA",1,,,,,,,,whos a better actor tom hanks or buzz aldrin . nasa
+3623,2 things I love: 1. Being woken up by construction work an hour before my alarm. 2. Sarcasm.,1,I really don't like being woken up by construction workers an hour before my alarm is meant to go off.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,2 things i love 1 . being woken up by construction work an hour before my alarm . 2 . sarcasm .
+1408,In the awkward years of being too old for the kids table but also still too young for the adults table,0,,,,,,,,in the awkward years of being too old for the kids table but also still too young for the adults table
+853,My husband got his first Pfizer vaccine today! So glad he’s finally able to get it!,0,,,,,,,,my husband got his first pfizer vaccine today . so glad hes finally able to get it .
+1232,@USER @USER They are legally entitled to ask for asylum.,0,,,,,,,,user user they are legally entitled to ask for asylum .
+4839,67 is such a beauty :unamused_face: #not #manitibaprobs,1,,,,,,,,67 is such a beauty unamusedface not manitibaprobs
+4975,taking care of my mental health by not reading discourse about trans people in the olympics,0,,,,,,,,taking care of my mental health by not reading discourse about trans people in the olympics
+2907,love getting a tour of the north west on rail replacement buses :face_without_mouth:,1,,,,,,,,love getting a tour of the north west on rail replacement buses facewithoutmouth
+4566,I bet I'm the first to use that one #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i bet im the first to use that one sarcasm
+2799,I cant even watch anime in japan.. #irony,1,,,,,,,,i cant even watch anime in japan . irony
+4153,How am i forgetting my mask this far down the line :upside-down_face::upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,how am i forgetting my mask this far down the line upsidedownfaceupsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+3105,I'm so different when I'm back home.. I blame the work crew #rowdy #banter #sarcasm #toomuchlove #360family,1,,,,,,,,im so different when im back home . i blame the work crew rowdy banter sarcasm toomuchlove 360family
+2269,"@USER @USER @USER @USER Not sure if this has been answered somewhere or not, but are the MTX going to be live for Early Access, or is that something for the 22nd?",0,,,,,,,,user user user user not sure if this has been answered somewhere or not but are the mtx going to be live for early access or is that something for the 22nd .
+737,"Grandma's coming over, yay money. #lol #kidding #not",1,,,,,,,,grandmas coming over yay money . lol kidding not
+490,#whitepeoplelovesaying “They must not want me to have this” when they can’t open something.,0,,,,,,,,whitepeoplelovesaying they must not want me to have this when they cant open something .
+2918,you're so sweet #NOT,1,,,,,,,,youre so sweet not
+4849,"Just poured boiling water all over my cereal instead of into my tea cup, gonna be a long day this.",0,,,,,,,,just poured boiling water all over my cereal instead of into my tea cup gonna be a long day this .
+4535,@USER You're swallowing Trump's rhetoric without proof. There is ZERO evidence of anything illegal happening. You're blindly following and gullible for believing. Proof is always needed. And the burden of proof is on the accuser. Disappointed to see what you really are.,0,,,,,,,,user youre swallowing trumps rhetoric without proof . there is zero evidence of anything illegal happening . youre blindly following and gullible for believing . proof is always needed . and the burden of proof is on the accuser . disappointed to see what you really are .
+760,@USER continuing with that wonderful customer service ? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user continuing with that wonderful customer service . sarcasm
+2264,Thank goodness the holiday help at work is no more! I just love it when they think they know more than you #sarcasm #annoyed #relieved #gone,1,,,,,,,,thank goodness the holiday help at work is no more . i just love it when they think they know more than you sarcasm annoyed relieved gone
+2984,Thanks @USER for the offer of a cot at the airport when my connection was missed and I'm stuck overnight. And for not covering a rental car when I told you I need to make it home for a funeral.,1,,,,,,,,thanks user for the offer of a cot at the airport when my connection was missed and im stuck overnight . and for not covering a rental car when i told you i need to make it home for a funeral .
+3658,I have such a loving family #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i have such a loving family sarcasm
+2644,overly caffeinated and under prepared for the day,0,,,,,,,,overly caffeinated and under prepared for the day
+2602,You know when you send presents to friends who live far away and they never get there.. and you handmade most of the stuff.. yay #not,1,,,,,,,,you know when you send presents to friends who live far away and they never get there . and you handmade most of the stuff . yay not
+4087,yes i have little interest in doing things that applies to me,1,I am depressed and anxious,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,yes i have little interest in doing things that applies to me
+9,@USER Yeah no I'm still laughing. It's not even that funny and I'm still laughing,0,,,,,,,,user yeah no im still laughing . its not even that funny and im still laughing
+2198,group message with bbc to start off my morning thanks Hannah $smiley$ #not,1,,,,,,,,group message with bbc to start off my morning thanks hannah smiley not
+857,"Just ordered my Elgato hd60 s capture card, beyond excited :grinning_squinting_face: nice little birthday present for myself for next week HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,just ordered my elgato hd60 s capture card beyond excited grinningsquintingface nice little birthday present for myself for next week httpurl
+3529,"if my emotions were a food, they’d be peeps, just show me the slightest amount of warmth and i will simultaneously melt and be on the verge of exploding",0,,,,,,,,if my emotions were a food theyd be peeps just show me the slightest amount of warmth and i will simultaneously melt and be on the verge of exploding
+2097,that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and about#IDPwD#disability,0,,,,,,,,that way people get to understand disabilities and not stare at us funny wen we out and aboutidpwddisability
+3533,"I know it’s still summer, but being curled up on my couch with a pumpkin spice latte on a rainy Sunday has me feeling some type of way",0,,,,,,,,i know its still summer but being curled up on my couch with a pumpkin spice latte on a rainy sunday has me feeling some type of way
+4848,ate a bagel with cream cheese earlier and the impending doom immediately vanished from my mind,1,Eating a bagel with cream cheese cheers me up because it tastes good,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ate a bagel with cream cheese earlier and the impending doom immediately vanished from my mind
+1014,"@USER Heinz ketchup. Pasty. Cloying. Distracting. Like cooking spackle, it covers up whatever culinary atrocities you've committed. #adriff",1,,,,,,,,user heinz ketchup . pasty . cloying . distracting . like cooking spackle it covers up whatever culinary atrocities youve committed . adriff
+2209,working on my birthday #yay #not #sucks,1,,,,,,,,working on my birthday yay not sucks
+2286,@USER @USER Yes NEU! :clapping_hands::clapping_hands::clapping_hands:,0,,,,,,,,user user yes neu . clappinghandsclappinghandsclappinghands
+4593,Getting real tired of having to refocus my lazy eye just to make my iPhone Face ID work :smiling_face_with_tear:,0,,,,,,,,getting real tired of having to refocus my lazy eye just to make my iphone face id work smilingfacewithtear
+1362,"Yep, true patriots all. #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,yep true patriots all . sarcasm httpurl
+2087,"@USER @USER OMG want one, but I have EasyPay Express. This would mean I would only use it to ride PATH. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user omg want one but i have easypay express . this would mean i would only use it to ride path . irony
+1641,"With dropping oil prices, thank goodness #PMHarper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil & gas sector. #sarcasm #cdnpoli",1,,,,,,,,with dropping oil prices thank goodness pmharper has worked so hard trying to tie our economy to the oil gas sector . sarcasm cdnpoli
+4575,#lateishshow abz from five HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,lateishshow abz from five httpurl
+602,@USER I LOVE me some WNBA,1,,,,,,,,user i love me some wnba
+2967,My adventure this week was going to a park and staring at a man trying to figure out if he was a statue or not. He was standing under a gazebo with all matching green on but I never saw him move but his hair looked real. Can you die standing up?,0,,,,,,,,my adventure this week was going to a park and staring at a man trying to figure out if he was a statue or not . he was standing under a gazebo with all matching green on but i never saw him move but his hair looked real . can you die standing up .
+783,Teresa May just sat in parliament like the puppet she is while Damian Green took over. Have the Tories shut her up.,1,,,,,,,,teresa may just sat in parliament like the puppet she is while damian green took over . have the tories shut her up .
+2304,HAPPY TWENTIETH @USER lots of Poptarts today!!,0,,,,,,,,happy twentieth user lots of poptarts today .
+4148,"@USER thanks for sharing Mike, your opinion means a lot to us. #sarcasm #orisit?",1,,,,,,,,user thanks for sharing mike your opinion means a lot to us . sarcasm orisit .
+3992,@USER i mean it aint broke yet,0,,,,,,,,user i mean it aint broke yet
+5130,"@USER you didn't make enough of a blót to Ullr (God of Hunting, Skiing, and I assume hockey).",0,,,,,,,,user you didnt make enough of a blót to ullr god of hunting skiing and i assume hockey .
+4526,#Germany -- #ECB's #Weidmann #says #German #2015 #growth #may #be #better #than #expected. HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,germany ecbs weidmann says german 2015 growth may be better than expected . httpurl via user
+438,"@USER As a self-appointed rep of Baylor, we would welcome you back anytime",0,,,,,,,,user as a selfappointed rep of baylor we would welcome you back anytime
+4689,Human brains disappear every day. Some of them have never even appeared.. ||HTTPURL #humanbrain #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,human brains disappear every day . some of them have never even appeared . httpurl humanbrain sarcasm
+650,Vote Republican. Make America Flat Again. K?,1,,,,,,,,vote republican . make america flat again . k .
+1182,"#irony is that @USER calling that show a train wreck. Way to respect the guest, guys",1,,,,,,,,irony is that user calling that show a train wreck . way to respect the guest guys
+2579,future mvp lamelo ball,0,,,,,,,,future mvp lamelo ball
+2301,#working.blues#not.enough.vacation.days HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,working . bluesnot . enough . vacation . days httpurl
+2383,gonna become a singer just so i can do the lil song association game,0,,,,,,,,gonna become a singer just so i can do the lil song association game
+4261,"A strange day so far everyone seems in such a good moodmaybe in actually napping or still drunk ""still time for grumpy to return #Not",1,,,,,,,,a strange day so far everyone seems in such a good moodmaybe in actually napping or still drunk still time for grumpy to return not
+1393,@USER another case of away the lads #Not or to put it in song tell me why we don't do north london !! #TyneWeirSunday,1,,,,,,,,user another case of away the lads not or to put it in song tell me why we dont do north london . tyneweirsunday
+4830,Such quality customer service today by @USER for the Xbox One #not #thisiscrap #nothelpfulatall,1,,,,,,,,such quality customer service today by user for the xbox one not thisiscrap nothelpfulatall
+4637,anyone else kinda like how it feels after you floss and ur gums are inflammed,0,,,,,,,,anyone else kinda like how it feels after you floss and ur gums are inflammed
+2937,all nighter. woohoo,1,All nighter. Not every exciting,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,all nighter . woohoo
+2765,true friendship is actually magical and i think the internet has reduced it down to mere likes and hobbies when its more like a soul meeting another than anything else,0,,,,,,,,true friendship is actually magical and i think the internet has reduced it down to mere likes and hobbies when its more like a soul meeting another than anything else
+4229,The rain has made extra extra lazy:grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,the rain has made extra extra lazygrinningfacewithsweat
+5068,unless he's changed @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,unless hes changed user user user user user user user user
+2790,Tweeting celebrities 31 years older than you to a fight is a stupid trend. @USER I’d rather get a beer with you and cheer on the @USER and thank you for all the work you do with them!,0,,,,,,,,tweeting celebrities 31 years older than you to a fight is a stupid trend . user id rather get a beer with you and cheer on the user and thank you for all the work you do with them .
+2210,"Does it have a time machine? RT @USER 1/2 As you might know we are due to have a new £35 million school (to be completed by October 2011). The school, the LA and our Buildings Team have been working hard to design the school and agree on the school’s features..",1,,,,,,,,does it have a time machine . rt user 12 as you might know we are due to have a new 35 million school to be completed by october 2011 . the school the la and our buildings team have been working hard to design the school and agree on the schools features .
+321,I have stretch marks from losing weight ahdjfkfbckdkehdidb THANKS BODY,0,,,,,,,,i have stretch marks from losing weight ahdjfkfbckdkehdidb thanks body
+20,There's nothing better than the feeling of being loved :unamused_face: lol nothing :thumbs_up: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,theres nothing better than the feeling of being loved unamusedface lol nothing thumbsup sarcasm
+452,help! i'm being haunted by dead people! (my dissertations),1,I hate my dissertation,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,help . im being haunted by dead people . my dissertations
+172,Towing company commuter car being towed. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,towing company commuter car being towed . irony httpurl
+4185,This is the XI I think should start against Russia at Euro 2016. Who would you pick? HTTPURL #MyEnglandXI via @USER,0,,,,,,,,this is the xi i think should start against russia at euro 2016 . who would you pick . httpurl myenglandxi via user
+4742,@USER @USER can't wait to see ya both #not,1,,,,,,,,user user cant wait to see ya both not
+3449,An uppity receptionist just told me an initial assessment to have someone simply look at my teeth the exact same way my dentist did for free will cost £165. I might have laughed at them down the phone.,0,,,,,,,,an uppity receptionist just told me an initial assessment to have someone simply look at my teeth the exact same way my dentist did for free will cost 165 . i might have laughed at them down the phone .
+8,Thank you Aidyn and Adele for getting me sick. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thank you aidyn and adele for getting me sick . sarcasm
+3983,Yay suspected ear infection! I really feel like I'm falling apart lately. In bed with a grain bag over my ear.. :crying_face:,1,,,,,,,,yay suspected ear infection . i really feel like im falling apart lately . in bed with a grain bag over my ear . cryingface
+2190,"Dear Manila, I'm with your traffic twin - Bangkok! yahoo #not @ Sirat Express way HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,dear manila im with your traffic twin bangkok . yahoo not sirat express way httpurl
+3149,Me and addilyn are both sick and I’m just praying we don’t have covid :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,me and addilyn are both sick and im just praying we dont have covid loudlycryingface
+487,Just came online to remind y'all that Davido is still The King.,0,,,,,,,,just came online to remind yall that davido is still the king .
+1250,"So Prince Philip gets GIVEN a brand new Freelander by #LandRover the next day! What’s the betting the lady he hit spends months dealing with insurance companies, doesn’t get her cars true value, wasn’t given a new car & has her premiums affected because of the ‘claim’? Nice!",1,,,,,,,,so prince philip gets given a brand new freelander by landrover the next day . whats the betting the lady he hit spends months dealing with insurance companies doesnt get her cars true value wasnt given a new car has her premiums affected because of the claim . nice .
+4259,Our physics exam was quite fun.. #NOT #Prelim,1,,,,,,,,our physics exam was quite fun . not prelim
+4953,"at least.. I've got spine, cause I can feel the pain in my back. #thinkpositive|#sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,at least . ive got spine cause i can feel the pain in my back . thinkpositivesarcasm
+1264,@USER @USER Ya I remember when winning one regular season game was like a super bowl #not,1,,,,,,,,user user ya i remember when winning one regular season game was like a super bowl not
+2675,"It's okay, you know playing loud music during quiet hours is perfectly fine.. #not #somepplhavetostudy",1,,,,,,,,its okay you know playing loud music during quiet hours is perfectly fine . not somepplhavetostudy
+1367,I love waking up at 3am feeling like my insides are being chopped into tiny pieces and set on fire. #not #killmenow :loudly_crying_face::kitchen_knife::fire:,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up at 3am feeling like my insides are being chopped into tiny pieces and set on fire . not killmenow loudlycryingfacekitchenknifefire
+2909,What wonderful weather we are having..I might need sunscreen today :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: #sarcasm 󾍁,1,,,,,,,,what wonderful weather we are having . i might need sunscreen today smilingfacewithsunglasses sarcasm
+3575,"@USER LOL aye you're a funny fecker-;) #NOT |And anytime Ironside, you fancy a wee race just let me know!!",1,,,,,,,,user lol aye youre a funny fecker not and anytime ironside you fancy a wee race just let me know .
+920,@USER 64: Pikachu Melee: Pikachu Brawl: Pikachu PM: Pikachu S4: Pikachu Ult: Pikachu Oh and did I mention that I like Pikachu? HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user 64 pikachu melee pikachu brawl pikachu pm pikachu s4 pikachu ult pikachu oh and did i mention that i like pikachu . httpurl
+3640,Thx for catching on #urock #not,1,,,,,,,,thx for catching on urock not
+3305,GIVE THE BALL BOBBY AND HE WILL SCORE :soccer_ball:,0,,,,,,,,give the ball bobby and he will score soccerball
+690,@USER brilliant news for potential young buyers! #Not,1,,,,,,,,user brilliant news for potential young buyers . not
+3239,Just submitted my final paper of the semester. It's only a make-it or break-it on whether I pass the class. No big deal. :expressionless_face::thumbs_down: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,just submitted my final paper of the semester . its only a makeit or breakit on whether i pass the class . no big deal . expressionlessfacethumbsdown sarcasm
+2772,@USER the lineup is full of goals and offensive intention #LFC #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user the lineup is full of goals and offensive intention lfc sarcasm
+2420,"Thanks to #TeamIpswich ED for making the news crew and I so welcome this morning, as they always do. #BlackFriday filming #ItWasQuiet #Irony",1,,,,,,,,thanks to teamipswich ed for making the news crew and i so welcome this morning as they always do . blackfriday filming itwasquiet irony
+1527,Wow I just can't wait for all the #newyearnewme posts :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: #not,1,,,,,,,,wow i just cant wait for all the newyearnewme posts facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy not
+3173,Nothing is better then an 8am class. #not,1,,,,,,,,nothing is better then an 8am class . not
+1340,@USER And my folks said I would never amount to anything..,1,,,,,,,,user and my folks said i would never amount to anything .
+2788,There is a boiling hot place in hell for the bloke who brought and used his nail clippers in a library.,0,,,,,,,,there is a boiling hot place in hell for the bloke who brought and used his nail clippers in a library .
+2287,"Oh wow, trolls really have a lot of time on there hands, jeez :face_with_rolling_eyes: they really don’t like getting banned #twitchtrolls",1,i could say trolls dont like getting banned,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh wow trolls really have a lot of time on there hands jeez facewithrollingeyes they really dont like getting banned twitchtrolls
+567,Taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist. Yaay. #Somuchfun #NOT,1,,,,,,,,taking the bike through rainy and cold dark streets to the dentist . yaay . somuchfun not
+3422,Xmas shopping all done thank god :grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,xmas shopping all done thank god grinningfacewithsweat
+4990,"@USER Sky News says ""he died"" like as if he dropped dead in hospital lol - real honest reporting #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user sky news says he died like as if he dropped dead in hospital lol real honest reporting sarcasm
+2448,You know it’s going to be a good night when you only have to wait 10 minutes for an elevator. #urbylife,1,,,,,,,,you know its going to be a good night when you only have to wait 10 minutes for an elevator . urbylife
+2617,@USER @USER Right because thats the biggest priority right now..clearly.,1,,,,,,,,user user right because thats the biggest priority right now . clearly .
+2858,I #may or may #not be #watching #Rockos #Modern #Life.. #ForeverA90sKid #ImNotTheWallabyIusedToBe,0,,,,,,,,i may or may not be watching rockos modern life . forevera90skid imnotthewallabyiusedtobe
+677,Shoes on make-up done ! I'm ready #not,1,,,,,,,,shoes on makeup done . im ready not
+4981,Oooh you offered too much. Here's some points off for you. Twats! #FourInABed,1,,,,,,,,oooh you offered too much . heres some points off for you . twats . fourinabed
+2712,"Nothing like waking up to 50+ financial formulas! Yay, for corporate finance comprehensive finals! #NOT #finalsweek",1,,,,,,,,nothing like waking up to 50 financial formulas . yay for corporate finance comprehensive finals . not finalsweek
+3326,YouTube's processing system is an absolute mystery to me. It zooms through the processing on an unedited vod but gets stuck at 0% on an edited video that is 1/3 of the length. What a great platform.,1,,,,,,,,youtubes processing system is an absolute mystery to me . it zooms through the processing on an unedited vod but gets stuck at 0 on an edited video that is 13 of the length . what a great platform .
+2384,"Jacob got me sunflowers and roses, is taking me to a crab boil.. AND got me the only sims game I didn't have.:loudly_crying_face: literally all my fav things",0,,,,,,,,jacob got me sunflowers and roses is taking me to a crab boil . and got me the only sims game i didnt have . loudlycryingface literally all my fav things
+1107,It's funny how you can sit for 15minutes And not be noticed. #sarcasm #MTVStars Taylor Swift,1,,,,,,,,its funny how you can sit for 15minutes and not be noticed . sarcasm mtvstars taylor swift
+4806,Oh how I love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore. #sarcasm #bigbootybitches,1,,,,,,,,oh how i love that my ass is too big to fit into my jeans anymore . sarcasm bigbootybitches
+1117,"happy about the new terribly acted, terribly written, terribly shot new sci-fi netflix show about aliens with made up science",1,,,,,,,,happy about the new terribly acted terribly written terribly shot new scifi netflix show about aliens with made up science
+3110,Oh how I love listening to Fox News in the background while opening presents. #not,1,,,,,,,,oh how i love listening to fox news in the background while opening presents . not
+4808,@USER Here's a list. Lots of great choices to help #Coyotes win a cup next year. #Sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user heres a list . lots of great choices to help coyotes win a cup next year . sarcasm httpurl
+4183,internet got me like :weary_face: #stillalive #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,internet got me like wearyface stillalive irony httpurl
+3937,"I think the corn should be part of the game, let the players chase balls into the corn field! #FieldOfDreamsGame :ear_of_corn::ear_of_corn::ear_of_corn:",0,,,,,,,,i think the corn should be part of the game let the players chase balls into the corn field . fieldofdreamsgame earofcornearofcornearofcorn
+3257,Sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and won't talk to you.,0,,,,,,,,sad that when someone drinks they treat you like shit and wont talk to you .
+3147,"@USER @USER Spoiled, rancid food AND guns in the aisles? Rats in @USER great. #sarcasm #GroceriesNotGuns",1,,,,,,,,user user spoiled rancid food and guns in the aisles . rats in user great . sarcasm groceriesnotguns
+3909,"#Irony: When some police officers pursue ""daring"" villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey. #Police_officer=#Abuser #Villain=#Prey",1,,,,,,,,irony when some police officers pursue daring villains the way abusers pursue frightened prey . policeofficerabuser villainprey
+1119,"Philosophers idolize Socrates. Some see themselves as emulating him, defending unpopular positions against mobs and the powerful. But often they're just lazy contrarians who refuse to do their homework.",0,,,,,,,,philosophers idolize socrates . some see themselves as emulating him defending unpopular positions against mobs and the powerful . but often theyre just lazy contrarians who refuse to do their homework .
+4008,In other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week. I feel great. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,in other news i havent had a good nights sleep in a week . i feel great . sarcasm
+4527,"I have cher’s dark lady stuck in my head but instead of the words ‘dark lady,’ my brain is substituting ‘dutch baby’",0,,,,,,,,i have chers dark lady stuck in my head but instead of the words dark lady my brain is substituting dutch baby
+313,What a joke. Thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers. #sarcasm @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,what a joke . thanks for the detailed response and communication with your customers . sarcasm user user
+173,You know what I REALLY hate? #Sarcasm. :winking_face:,1,,,,,,,,you know what i really hate . sarcasm . winkingface
+4391,Life is good. I'm still alive. Thanks be to Horus!,1,,,,,,,,life is good . im still alive . thanks be to horus .
+674,The moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year . #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the moment you realize that what have you done in this whole year . sarcasm
+1738,@USER it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like Philly Phil can't squeeze some humor out of it. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user it must be a really bad game if a superb comedian like philly phil cant squeeze some humor out of it . sarcasm
+1259,"Back from Nashville.. I missed this little girl, even though she… HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,back from nashville . i missed this little girl even though she httpurl
+2950,"This is how I responded|""More movies about heterosexuality. I really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats."" #irony",1,,,,,,,,this is how i respondedmore movies about heterosexuality . i really wish they would stop shoving their lifestyle down our throats . irony
+1866,Happy Bwexit Day #fuckit HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,happy bwexit day fuckit httpurl
+460,Just at work listening to podcasts while unloading soda syrup boxes like the cultured blue collar worker I am.,0,,,,,,,,just at work listening to podcasts while unloading soda syrup boxes like the cultured blue collar worker i am .
+3624,@USER @USER @USER @USER |Ha ha! Christmas cat looks well impressed #not,1,,,,,,,,user user user user ha ha . christmas cat looks well impressed not
+4582,"Galliani already jumping into the changing room, likely discovered what Seedorf told him all along .. same thing Pippo is saying now #irony",1,,,,,,,,galliani already jumping into the changing room likely discovered what seedorf told him all along . same thing pippo is saying now irony
+421,Why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills #not,1,,,,,,,,why does sue give bonnie anxiety and stress pills not
+2938,Always fun being the last one in the office :unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,always fun being the last one in the office unamusedface
+854,"One point of correction though (literally artistic licence!). At present, exercise has been shown to be effective in other autoimmune conditions but not specifically in APS.",0,,,,,,,,one point of correction though literally artistic licence . at present exercise has been shown to be effective in other autoimmune conditions but not specifically in aps .
+3150,"Dear (#not) #Spain's gov and Catalan Police, congrats you managed to accomplish the impossible: Go even lower than #Greece #OperaciónPandora",1,,,,,,,,dear not spains gov and catalan police congrats you managed to accomplish the impossible go even lower than greece operaciónpandora
+3203,im going to decorate my eribong wish me luck,0,,,,,,,,im going to decorate my eribong wish me luck
+847,I'm so glad I'm sick today. |#not #bullcrap,1,,,,,,,,im so glad im sick today . not bullcrap
+4397,@USER @USER Well I doubt they're trying to smash the doors in to change the regulation of cough medicine.,1,They are from an anti-vax movement and are attempting to enter the building that regulates medicine to change covid vaccination rules.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user well i doubt theyre trying to smash the doors in to change the regulation of cough medicine .
+2128,"Yesterday a stranger went into detail telling me how much better her new man is compared to her ex husband at oral sex, and it was a weird conversation but I guess I’m happy for her. New Year new mens.",0,,,,,,,,yesterday a stranger went into detail telling me how much better her new man is compared to her ex husband at oral sex and it was a weird conversation but i guess im happy for her . new year new mens .
+1775,Nice to be compared to a brick wall :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,"""Not happy i have been compared to a brick wall"".",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nice to be compared to a brick wall facewithtearsofjoy
+723,another week really does start tomorrow.. :disappointed_face:,0,,,,,,,,another week really does start tomorrow . disappointedface
+1742,Big thanks to my teachers for the FOUR tests I have to take tomorrow #woohoo #not,1,,,,,,,,big thanks to my teachers for the four tests i have to take tomorrow woohoo not
+3638,People at my school only talk about sex and drugs. So awesome #not,1,,,,,,,,people at my school only talk about sex and drugs . so awesome not
+4629,"Day 55 of Lockdown. Finally bought some jigsaw puzzles. Absolutely cannot wait for them to come, highlight of my day (maybe even year)",1,I’m bored in lockdown which has now resulted in me buying jigsaws like an old woman,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,day 55 of lockdown . finally bought some jigsaw puzzles . absolutely cannot wait for them to come highlight of my day maybe even year
+813,Woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up $22 a month!! Merry Christmas to me.. #not :unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,woke up to find out my vehicle insurance went up 22 a month . merry christmas to me . not unamusedface
+2439,"It's hard not being able to have children and seeing everyone around you have opposite moments. But with that being said, props to all you good moms putting in work and doing the right thing. If my mom hadn't put in the work I would be in a whole different place. Cheers, mamas :gem_stone:",0,,,,,,,,its hard not being able to have children and seeing everyone around you have opposite moments . but with that being said props to all you good moms putting in work and doing the right thing . if my mom hadnt put in the work i would be in a whole different place . cheers mamas gemstone
+495,if u think about it texting is the voicemail of texting,0,,,,,,,,if u think about it texting is the voicemail of texting
+2051,@USER @USER So is he banded from wearing the clothes? #irony #Karma,1,,,,,,,,user user so is he banded from wearing the clothes . irony karma
+2091,Working in a restaurant very quickly reminds you how stupid and hateful people are :upside-down_face::upside-down_face:,0,,,,,,,,working in a restaurant very quickly reminds you how stupid and hateful people are upsidedownfaceupsidedownface
+2244,@USER @USER Nice to see @USER taking the time to visit a poorly fan (in hospital Phil Jones) #Sarcasm #Alwaysinjured #MUFC,1,,,,,,,,user user nice to see user taking the time to visit a poorly fan in hospital phil jones sarcasm alwaysinjured mufc
+3991,I couldnt help myself.. I am a bad person.. #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i couldnt help myself . i am a bad person . sarcasm httpurl
+2144,"I don’t understand how @USER opinion on std testing is so educated, forward-thinking, and science-positive and then her covid vaccine opinion is completely the opposite",0,,,,,,,,i dont understand how user opinion on std testing is so educated forwardthinking and sciencepositive and then her covid vaccine opinion is completely the opposite
+4602,Elaine Quijano exhibits roughly the same amount of control over this debate as two rabbits do on their first date.,1,Elaine Quijano lacks any control in moderating tonight’s debate.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,elaine quijano exhibits roughly the same amount of control over this debate as two rabbits do on their first date .
+2611,I don’t feel comfortable being at work with all the COVID shit rn cases at work and people coughing around me. Yet they offer no remote work even tho 75% of what I do can be done from home. :face_with_raised_eyebrow:Bullshit I hate this world,0,,,,,,,,i dont feel comfortable being at work with all the covid shit rn cases at work and people coughing around me . yet they offer no remote work even tho 75 of what i do can be done from home . facewithraisedeyebrowbullshit i hate this world
+5155,HTTPURL #TeenAnalCasting #VIRGIN VIRGIN ] cute teenage virgin playing in her hotel room in tight blue gstring underwear!,0,,,,,,,,httpurl teenanalcasting virgin virgin cute teenage virgin playing in her hotel room in tight blue gstring underwear .
+1492,I just love when you test my patience! :smiling_face: #Not,1,,,,,,,,i just love when you test my patience . smilingface not
+150,Gonna go cry now some no face told me to lose weight x,1,Fuck the person who told me to lose weight,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,gonna go cry now some no face told me to lose weight x
+370,Does anyone not know Prince Harry got engaged? I don’t think there’s been enough in the news about it.,1,I think we've all heard enough about Harry and Meghan's engagement.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,does anyone not know prince harry got engaged . i dont think theres been enough in the news about it .
+2159,Hope everyone is having a lovely Marxist Christmas #not,1,,,,,,,,hope everyone is having a lovely marxist christmas not
+3595,i think i’ve reached the point in my life where i’m ready to settle down .. and watch Friends from from the first episode until the last in order.,1,,,,,,,,i think ive reached the point in my life where im ready to settle down . and watch friends from from the first episode until the last in order .
+4218,Less than 5 minutes after getting my phone back after staff training week at camp I ran my face into a tree branch whilst texting,0,,,,,,,,less than 5 minutes after getting my phone back after staff training week at camp i ran my face into a tree branch whilst texting
+2570,my favorite thing to do on Tuesday is write psychology papers:neutral_face: #sarcasm #killme,1,,,,,,,,my favorite thing to do on tuesday is write psychology papersneutralface sarcasm killme
+2077,I'd rather eat glass than revise right now,1,,,,,,,,id rather eat glass than revise right now
+2902,"@USER mostly LRS stores, just depends on who gets what. I'd say I tend to split between @USER & @USER",0,,,,,,,,user mostly lrs stores just depends on who gets what . id say i tend to split between user user
+1873,I always can't wait to see how #sarcasm works. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean,1,,,,,,,,i always cant wait to see how sarcasm works . ifyouknowwhatimean
+2480,Do you want more period related post or do you like how I post some personal things here on Instagram? HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,do you want more period related post or do you like how i post some personal things here on instagram . httpurl
+1586,"First day of fall, MY ASS. Welcome to Texas, home of the second summer.",1,,,,,,,,first day of fall my ass . welcome to texas home of the second summer .
+3111,drive to work with no music kinda day,0,,,,,,,,drive to work with no music kinda day
+1933,@USER @USER years ago in M && S in Rochdale they had 2 left shoes on sale with a £5 reduction from full price! #bargain #not,1,,,,,,,,user user years ago in m s in rochdale they had 2 left shoes on sale with a 5 reduction from full price . bargain not
+2522,@USER @USER Love her. please publicise her more. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user love her . please publicise her more . sarcasm
+362,MAMA - a Korean awards show that will be held in Hong Kong and will be headlined by an American artist #irony,1,,,,,,,,mama a korean awards show that will be held in hong kong and will be headlined by an american artist irony
+4097,someone on the street asked me for the time and I just straight up lied for no reason,0,,,,,,,,someone on the street asked me for the time and i just straight up lied for no reason
+828,"""Your 15-minute timer has 364 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 14 minutes and 2 seconds remaining."" Thanks, #GoogleHome :face_with_rolling_eyes:",1,,,,,,,,your 15minute timer has 364 weeks 6 days 22 hours 14 minutes and 2 seconds remaining . thanks googlehome facewithrollingeyes
+1152,i love talking about feminism when I'm drunk,0,,,,,,,,i love talking about feminism when im drunk
+262,"I have nothing clever or fun, other than to say my heart breaks for Jade Carey. And THIS is why one touch warmups for event finals are so important ugh.",0,,,,,,,,i have nothing clever or fun other than to say my heart breaks for jade carey . and this is why one touch warmups for event finals are so important ugh .
+93,As a little girl I would dream of shouting instructions repeatedly and being completely ignored. #motherhood #not,1,,,,,,,,as a little girl i would dream of shouting instructions repeatedly and being completely ignored . motherhood not
+3019,It’s so much harder to get out of bed in the morning when it’s so freezing cold and you’re all cozy :pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,its so much harder to get out of bed in the morning when its so freezing cold and youre all cozy pleadingface
+940,I think #Stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world :sparkles:,0,,,,,,,,i think stars are just the most gorgeous things in this world sparkles
+2718,"Home, pet, and car ownership is great fun until you have to replace your roof, the cat needs surgery, and your tire blows out all in a month :upside-down_face:",0,,,,,,,,home pet and car ownership is great fun until you have to replace your roof the cat needs surgery and your tire blows out all in a month upsidedownface
+3463,It’s “let’s see how many crumbs I can find in scarf” szn.,1,"I hate carrying crumbs in my scarf all day, everyday.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its lets see how many crumbs i can find in scarf szn .
+2648,"Today I learned what ""ghost nipples"" are.",0,,,,,,,,today i learned what ghost nipples are .
+1178,"Yeah, Lydia! Making Alaska proud :United_States::woman_swimming: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,yeah lydia . making alaska proud unitedstateswomanswimming httpurl
+3392,Cheap and expensive #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,cheap and expensive irony httpurl
+4586,@USER Congrats! Being a parent is the best :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,user congrats . being a parent is the best smilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+3762,"@USER I’ve read versions of this before. Bush wanted any excuse to go to Iraq, he wanted to finish the job his dad started in the first Gulf War",0,,,,,,,,user ive read versions of this before . bush wanted any excuse to go to iraq he wanted to finish the job his dad started in the first gulf war
+606,Absolutely appalling service once again from @USER Can't wait for the rise in fares next month #not #excuses #joke,1,,,,,,,,absolutely appalling service once again from user cant wait for the rise in fares next month not excuses joke
+3334,"sorry for being female, I didn't mean to interrupt your perfect little man-world. :unamused_face: #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,sorry for being female i didnt mean to interrupt your perfect little manworld . unamusedface sarcasm
+3327,I picked next year's musical already..Electro City. Obvious choice.,1,"You guys, I just saw the most hysterical fake musical - Electro City! Wouldn’t it be funny if it was a real show we could produce?",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i picked next years musical already . electro city . obvious choice .
+939,love getting locked out of my account :upside-down_face:,1,,,,,,,,love getting locked out of my account upsidedownface
+2904,Glad @USER is excited to see me.. #not:unamused_face:,1,,,,,,,,glad user is excited to see me . notunamusedface
+1094,@USER becausee I miss youu #not coffee later?,1,,,,,,,,user becausee i miss youu not coffee later .
+1438,@USER Sounds like a strong contender for GOTY,1,"This game is terrible, it will definitely not win a GOTY award.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user sounds like a strong contender for goty
+936,My living room feels really lively now. I’m recklessly sipping tea absorbing choons #TaeSup,1,"In spite of the fact lockdown means I cannot go to a live gig, this stream brings me joy in private",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,my living room feels really lively now . im recklessly sipping tea absorbing choons taesup
+3118,The oh-so-classy [#sarcasm] @USER also belittled the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge in his disgusting little video.||#NotInMyWallet,1,,,,,,,,the ohsoclassy sarcasm user also belittled the als icebucketchallenge in his disgusting little video . notinmywallet
+1350,@USER i wanna do mine but im a pussy #irony,1,,,,,,,,user i wanna do mine but im a pussy irony
+576,@USER Players are penalized for not playing defense as you're aware. David Ortiz barely above average in '14 based on WAR.,0,,,,,,,,user players are penalized for not playing defense as youre aware . david ortiz barely above average in 14 based on war .
+3166,Does anybody actually fucking like Priti Patel?,0,,,,,,,,does anybody actually fucking like priti patel .
+2112,"I love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner, it's always attributed to her menstrual cycle. -Mags #sarcasm #PMS",1,,,,,,,,i love that when a female expresses herself in an emphatic manner its always attributed to her menstrual cycle . mags sarcasm pms
+1592,SEEING @USER ON SATURDAY whaddup #legend #not,1,,,,,,,,seeing user on saturday whaddup legend not
+1431,JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE.,1,Justice will never be done,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,justice has been done .
+4269,"Too late, thrown the #PS4 out of the window last night cus i couldn't play #Sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,too late thrown the ps4 out of the window last night cus i couldnt play sarcasm httpurl
+2550,Good job Liverpool signed VVD to sort out their defence isn't it?! :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,good job liverpool signed vvd to sort out their defence isnt it . facewithtearsofjoy
+3456,did you actually fly on a plane if you didn’t post a picture of the view from your window?,1,You don’t need to post a picture from airplane window every time you fly since all pictures from the window are practically the same.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,did you actually fly on a plane if you didnt post a picture of the view from your window .
+1905,"Just as the microphone fails: ""If we were having this conversation 100 years ago.."" @USER #WebRTC #WebRTCParis #irony",1,,,,,,,,just as the microphone fails if we were having this conversation 100 years ago . user webrtc webrtcparis irony
+3433,18 yr olds: *literally in the olympics* me: *just melted the bread bag onto the toaster*,0,,,,,,,,18 yr olds literally in the olympics me just melted the bread bag onto the toaster
+4331,Original Content is hard to come by. -Anonymous #writingtips #irony #quoteoftheday,1,,,,,,,,original content is hard to come by . anonymous writingtips irony quoteoftheday
+224,Between Mikey cooking and Didi cooking for me I relaxing :smiling_face_with_sunglasses: cooking?? I don’t know her,1,I appreciate that my sister and brother cook for me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,between mikey cooking and didi cooking for me i relaxing smilingfacewithsunglasses cooking . i dont know her
+787,"I’ve grown a lot . When people say slick shit , I just laugh nowadays:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::woman_shrugging_medium-dark_skin_tone: If you ain’t coming to me w no REAL money .. DO NOT HIT MY PHONE :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::flexed_biceps_medium-dark_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,ive grown a lot . when people say slick shit i just laugh nowadaysrollingonthefloorlaughingwomanshruggingmediumdarkskintone if you aint coming to me w no real money . do not hit my phone smilingfacewithsmilingeyesflexedbicepsmediumdarkskintone
+711,@USER Evesham and Bedworth were presumably ticket priority games for Cup matches. I remember leaving the one in December after half an hour because I had to be somewhere else,0,,,,,,,,user evesham and bedworth were presumably ticket priority games for cup matches . i remember leaving the one in december after half an hour because i had to be somewhere else
+4877,My luck just keeps getting better and better #NOT,1,,,,,,,,my luck just keeps getting better and better not
+4673,Like u go to Williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha #not,1,,,,,,,,like u go to williamsville east ur parents hand u money but ur so much better than everyone else hahaha not
+3993,"@USER I thought I was the only one with this issue They declined me when I tried to sign up to take the GRE, but haven't declined me when I drove across the country twice this summer",0,,,,,,,,user i thought i was the only one with this issue they declined me when i tried to sign up to take the gre but havent declined me when i drove across the country twice this summer
+2453,@USER @USER Because Bill makes too much money making speeches now and he's so honest $smiley$ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user because bill makes too much money making speeches now and hes so honest smiley sarcasm
+2109,Everyone seems to be younger than me these days and it needs to stop,0,,,,,,,,everyone seems to be younger than me these days and it needs to stop
+1457,"i hope lucas lallemant is smiling rn, just sayin",0,,,,,,,,i hope lucas lallemant is smiling rn just sayin
+507,"Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.” — Barbara De Angelis. :two_hearts:#BeKind #inspirationalquote HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,love and kindness are never wasted . they always make a difference . they bless the one who receives them and they bless you the giver . barbara de angelis . twoheartsbekind inspirationalquote httpurl
+3976,"Rather than go shopping in York, we're off shopping in Wakefield as the centre is cheap, tourist free and pretty dead. Even the queues in Primark are non-existent. We're the real geniuses here.",1,,,,,,,,rather than go shopping in york were off shopping in wakefield as the centre is cheap tourist free and pretty dead . even the queues in primark are nonexistent . were the real geniuses here .
+4219,Can you write your name on a paper and take a picture .. — I can but I'm busy answering this question oh.. #Irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,can you write your name on a paper and take a picture . i can but im busy answering this question oh . irony httpurl
+4993,Me taking my time and turning in my assignment last minute so my awful professor has no chance of getting ahead on grading: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,me taking my time and turning in my assignment last minute so my awful professor has no chance of getting ahead on grading httpurl
+5133,What's the correct word for racism (towards white people)?|There is none.|#racism|#is|#not|#good|#4anyone,0,,,,,,,,whats the correct word for racism towards white people . there is none . racismisnotgood4anyone
+4812,Love it when the bus is 30 minutes late.,1,,,,,,,,love it when the bus is 30 minutes late .
+3713,Oops. I forgot that no one else is watching #EVOLVE131 because AEW #FightForTheFallen is also on.,1,,,,,,,,oops . i forgot that no one else is watching evolve131 because aew fightforthefallen is also on .
+879,See Brexit is going well,1,Brexit really isn't going to plan.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,see brexit is going well
+3442,You're gone and I gotta stay high.. #coldpants #offtomysteriousplaces #not #bye HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,youre gone and i gotta stay high . coldpants offtomysteriousplaces not bye httpurl
+222,"*rushes to take the ""Which Christmas cookie am I?"" personality test* #not",1,,,,,,,,rushes to take the which christmas cookie am i . personality test not
+3032,i want to go back to last year when i properly discovered kpop and it was so fun and exciting:broken_heart:,0,,,,,,,,i want to go back to last year when i properly discovered kpop and it was so fun and excitingbrokenheart
+4398,"My college will be starting its fall semester, the first semester of my senior year, online. The announcement came eight days before RAs would have moved in. Leases have already been signed; flights were already bought. And for the cherry on top, they're increasing tuition.",0,,,,,,,,my college will be starting its fall semester the first semester of my senior year online . the announcement came eight days before ras would have moved in . leases have already been signed flights were already bought . and for the cherry on top theyre increasing tuition .
+1999,Wish I could stop ordering clothes when I have nowhere to wear them $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,wish i could stop ordering clothes when i have nowhere to wear them smiley
+4738,@USER what time do you close today at your Regent Street store? Thank you,0,,,,,,,,user what time do you close today at your regent street store . thank you
+2667,It really bugs me when teachers uncap and recap highlighters three or four times per book when marking - Poor time management! #efficiency,1,Use the hashtag #wastedtime instead,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,it really bugs me when teachers uncap and recap highlighters three or four times per book when marking poor time management . efficiency
+1758,alright I’m ready for some march madness:basketball::fire:,1,"I was ready for some march madness, then COVID happened",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,alright im ready for some march madnessbasketballfire
+3024,I love being an anxious mess!!,1,,,,,,,,i love being an anxious mess .
+3758,I just wanna do hot girl shit with my friends,0,,,,,,,,i just wanna do hot girl shit with my friends
+1192,"@USER agreed, this is ridiculous, gotta cop a pair",1,"I agree, I want them too",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user agreed this is ridiculous gotta cop a pair
+3949,Thank you @USER for live tweeting my morning #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thank you user for live tweeting my morning sarcasm
+2455,@USER @USER we all know how well we did under Erickson. #not,1,,,,,,,,user user we all know how well we did under erickson . not
+3887,sadly the only reason i stop making tiktoks is because my phone is about to die..,0,,,,,,,,sadly the only reason i stop making tiktoks is because my phone is about to die .
+3615,Been allergic to peanuts for over a decade but still crave PB&J all the time,0,,,,,,,,been allergic to peanuts for over a decade but still crave pbj all the time
+4801,I didn't realize that it was September already :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,i didnt realize that it was september already facewithrollingeyes
+256,"The best possible Saturday night is going out for dinner and drinks, having a couple too many, and being home for Match of the Day, happy weekend everyone",0,,,,,,,,the best possible saturday night is going out for dinner and drinks having a couple too many and being home for match of the day happy weekend everyone
+2588,"Step up TooBigToPlayFootball BEAST Adebayo Akinfenwa, nearly 39, to score 1st first goal in 2nd tier & gives us TINY chance of staying up in 1st ever season in Championship. Jog on SuperLeagues & anti-football Egomaniacs' 8 figure pay outs getting sacked. THIS is REAL football!",0,,,,,,,,step up toobigtoplayfootball beast adebayo akinfenwa nearly 39 to score 1st first goal in 2nd tier gives us tiny chance of staying up in 1st ever season in championship . jog on superleagues antifootball egomaniacs 8 figure pay outs getting sacked . this is real football .
+4534,imagine if he sends a good morning message when he wakes up,0,,,,,,,,imagine if he sends a good morning message when he wakes up
+3938,"Idk but pick 1 - Fireworks being lit inside school, some guy fingered his girl in the common room, guy threw a chair at the headteacher, another guy flung a laptop outside a window from the top floor, teacher touched up a student, my boy stabbed another guy with crafting knife :loudly_crying_face: HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,idk but pick 1 fireworks being lit inside school some guy fingered his girl in the common room guy threw a chair at the headteacher another guy flung a laptop outside a window from the top floor teacher touched up a student my boy stabbed another guy with crafting knife loudlycryingface httpurl
+2025,"Oh boy, psychology and english literature is my double threat. i'm applying that jung all over my texts boi.",1,,,,,,,,oh boy psychology and english literature is my double threat . im applying that jung all over my texts boi .
+3695,Dont we all just love those people who message you out of nowhere and act like you guys are close cus they want something from you? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,dont we all just love those people who message you out of nowhere and act like you guys are close cus they want something from you . sarcasm
+1761,Maybe Miss World will succeed where all her predecessors have failed in obtaining World Peace? #Sarcasm #MissWorld2014,1,,,,,,,,maybe miss world will succeed where all her predecessors have failed in obtaining world peace . sarcasm missworld2014
+3261,"Forgot to wash my hands after using self tanner so now I have what looks like just-ate-chicken-wings hands, but permanently",0,,,,,,,,forgot to wash my hands after using self tanner so now i have what looks like justatechickenwings hands but permanently
+1220,@USER The day one of him minions was carrying a sign saying my mother was fat was one of mine. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user the day one of him minions was carrying a sign saying my mother was fat was one of mine . irony
+5069,@USER Please follow me. I have a technical question. Thanks.,0,,,,,,,,user please follow me . i have a technical question . thanks .
+406,the worst part about quitting cigarettes is running into people you went to high school with at a vape shop,1,,,,,,,,the worst part about quitting cigarettes is running into people you went to high school with at a vape shop
+165,I still can’t believe England won the World Cup,1,I still can’t get over the fact England did not win the World Cup,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i still cant believe england won the world cup
+665,@USER @USER Khan is doing to Brook what Mayweather is doing to Khan. Making poor excuses to avoid the big fight #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user user khan is doing to brook what mayweather is doing to khan . making poor excuses to avoid the big fight irony
+2720,Younger siblings are okay. But then they do this irritating thing where they wake you at 5:15 to open presents. And that's just awesome #not,1,,,,,,,,younger siblings are okay . but then they do this irritating thing where they wake you at 515 to open presents . and thats just awesome not
+399,Well said @USER I for one am fed up of all these women breastfeeding ostentatiously! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,well said user i for one am fed up of all these women breastfeeding ostentatiously . sarcasm
+999,apparently it’s national siblings day? idgaf :skull:,1,Happy national siblings day,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,apparently its national siblings day . idgaf skull
+2659,That second vaccine dose is no joke is it :face_with_crossed-out_eyes: been absolutely floored since Saturday,0,,,,,,,,that second vaccine dose is no joke is it facewithcrossedouteyes been absolutely floored since saturday
+3319,.@USER @USER Woot woot! Whiteboard Friday's are my favorite Friday activity!,0,,,,,,,,. user user woot woot . whiteboard fridays are my favorite friday activity .
+1471,Ahh Finals week.. I'll throw a kegger at my house for all the survivors :skull::skull::skull: #Motivating #Not #RIP,1,,,,,,,,ahh finals week . ill throw a kegger at my house for all the survivors skullskullskull motivating not rip
+3103,"Facing Health Crises, India Slashes Healthcare HTTPURL #GoodGovernance #NOT #NaMo #GoGo #BureDin",1,,,,,,,,facing health crises india slashes healthcare httpurl goodgovernance not namo gogo buredin
+4546,The joy I have for overnight stakeouts #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,the joy i have for overnight stakeouts sarcasm
+3728,"i.e. cutting gov't spending, as Harper has done w/ public sector jobs, injures the economy & multiplier effect of those jobs #cdnpoli 2/2",0,,,,,,,,i . e . cutting govt spending as harper has done w public sector jobs injures the economy multiplier effect of those jobs cdnpoli 22
+133,So excited for the Christmas party with the snobby side of my famm #not,1,,,,,,,,so excited for the christmas party with the snobby side of my famm not
+4108,"I love getting woken up by my body just to say ""I know you were comfortable sleeping.. But here's something you don't want anyway"" #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i love getting woken up by my body just to say i know you were comfortable sleeping . but heres something you dont want anyway sarcasm
+716,A maths tutorial is exactly what I need right now #not #lol #struggle #uni,1,,,,,,,,a maths tutorial is exactly what i need right now not lol struggle uni
+2815,Are you even bisexual if you don't mention it literally every 5 seconds? :face_with_monocle:,1,,,,,,,,are you even bisexual if you dont mention it literally every 5 seconds . facewithmonocle
+2390,@USER one of them smonks weed so it's super worth it /s,1,None of those designs are really worth the money.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user one of them smonks weed so its super worth it s
+171,NYPD blog: HTTPURL Don't you feel safe and protected? #NOT #ICantBreathe,1,,,,,,,,nypd blog httpurl dont you feel safe and protected . not icantbreathe
+1919,cold weather please hurry i want to wear sweaters again :folded_hands_medium_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,cold weather please hurry i want to wear sweaters again foldedhandsmediumskintone
+4204,Isn’t it lovely when somebody tries to ruin your whole day and mood even before 7am? :face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,,,,,,,,isnt it lovely when somebody tries to ruin your whole day and mood even before 7am . facewithrollingeyes
+872,Sending best wishes to all my coworkers at the 9AM this morning #Not,1,,,,,,,,sending best wishes to all my coworkers at the 9am this morning not
+1530,@USER @USER Have you tried Steve Wilson at UCL?,0,,,,,,,,user user have you tried steve wilson at ucl .
+1829,It's super duper fun waking up and immediately shoveling your car out of your driveway for 20 minutes #not #fuckinsnow,1,,,,,,,,its super duper fun waking up and immediately shoveling your car out of your driveway for 20 minutes not fuckinsnow
+3528,its that time of year where i pick another man to base half my wardrobe off of,0,,,,,,,,its that time of year where i pick another man to base half my wardrobe off of
+395,Brainlets watching BO1s: NrG hAvE a SuStAiNaBlE pLaYsTyLe #BerlinMajor,1,,,,,,,,brainlets watching bo1s nrg have a sustainable playstyle berlinmajor
+3964,"@USER what's the law for parking on a residential street, on the opposite side of the road facing the wrong direction? #curiosity",0,,,,,,,,user whats the law for parking on a residential street on the opposite side of the road facing the wrong direction . curiosity
+2855,can't wait for the 3:30 hour drive back home. #sarcasm #betarocks15,1,,,,,,,,cant wait for the 330 hour drive back home . sarcasm betarocks15
+4768,@USER yay another outage in less than 8 hours. Keep up the good work! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user yay another outage in less than 8 hours . keep up the good work . sarcasm
+2608,We live in such a small world these days - the #LAFire is a story at the end of the Australian news @USER,0,,,,,,,,we live in such a small world these days the lafire is a story at the end of the australian news user
+3883,@USER @USER ikr!! This is not a true Battlefield game! :/|.|.|.|.||#Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user ikr . this is not a true battlefield game . . sarcasm
+4930,The moral police & vigilante's are very quiet with every #rape. I suppose it is Indian culture then? #sarcasm #uber #DelhiRape,1,,,,,,,,the moral police vigilantes are very quiet with every rape . i suppose it is indian culture then . sarcasm uber delhirape
+3876,@USER Thanks for the update. No need to rush take your time $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,user thanks for the update . no need to rush take your time smiley
+2655,@USER @USER Time to listen to ppl complain bout their lot in life bec they cudnt make themselves anything?? Yay!! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user time to listen to ppl complain bout their lot in life bec they cudnt make themselves anything . yay . sarcasm
+1260,@USER A lot of ingredients. More specifically.. Like a lot a lot,0,,,,,,,,user a lot of ingredients . more specifically . like a lot a lot
+1379,"But not a grocery store or pharmacy. Sensible. #sarcasm ""@USER Offices or apartments? owners of Monroe Avenue factory ponder options""",1,,,,,,,,but not a grocery store or pharmacy . sensible . sarcasm user offices or apartments . owners of monroe avenue factory ponder options
+2041,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER nice to see the ambulance service is so important to OUR mps #not,1,,,,,,,,user user user user user nice to see the ambulance service is so important to our mps not
+3789,"this narrative of ""protection"" that women require is infantilising and off-base. it implies requiring smothering as opposed to freedom to occupy spaces, yknow, as people.",0,,,,,,,,this narrative of protection that women require is infantilising and offbase . it implies requiring smothering as opposed to freedom to occupy spaces yknow as people .
+869,@USER no doubt. And we wonder why Xmas makes ppl crazy?!,0,,,,,,,,user no doubt . and we wonder why xmas makes ppl crazy .
+1345,"Some ""new"" vinyl on the turntable tonight. Here's to you Joe. @USER #JoeStrummer #Sandinista HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,some new vinyl on the turntable tonight . heres to you joe . user joestrummer sandinista httpurl
+4933,"If you aren't angry about OF banning adult content you're whorephobic, sorry not sorry. If your activism doesn't include the wants, needs &desires of all marginalized groups, of which SWs *are* (& often intersectionally), then you are nowhere near as 'liberal' as you believe",0,,,,,,,,if you arent angry about of banning adult content youre whorephobic sorry not sorry . if your activism doesnt include the wants needs desires of all marginalized groups of which sws are often intersectionally then you are nowhere near as liberal as you believe
+3621,TNT replaying the Cavs-Knicks game..maybe the knicks will win this time #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,tnt replaying the cavsknicks game . maybe the knicks will win this time sarcasm
+1776,"too many words, not enough pictures",0,,,,,,,,too many words not enough pictures
+2322,The most interesting thing I've learned during my MSc is that molecular biology research is 70% labelling things.. #science #microbiology,1,,,,,,,,the most interesting thing ive learned during my msc is that molecular biology research is 70 labelling things . science microbiology
+237,I've been known to put stuff off but at this point @USER has left himself a little more than 48 hrs to take everyone's guns. #obama #potus,1,,,,,,,,ive been known to put stuff off but at this point user has left himself a little more than 48 hrs to take everyones guns . obama potus
+710,Just nearly cried in the tesco express because they didn’t have the cheese pizza or the back up pizza I wanted. My mental stability is strong today.,1,Just nearly cried in the tesco express because they didn’t have the cheese pizza or the back up pizza I wanted. My mental stability is not strong today,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just nearly cried in the tesco express because they didnt have the cheese pizza or the back up pizza i wanted . my mental stability is strong today .
+3158,why is the weather having a mid life crisis,1,“why is up with the weather at the moment”,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,why is the weather having a mid life crisis
+4987,Reading about Barack Obama in the Barack #Obama plaza #moneygall oh the #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,reading about barack obama in the barack obama plaza moneygall oh the irony httpurl
+486,Omg @USER didn't tell @USER he was in town :face_screaming_in_fear: #trueFriend #not,1,,,,,,,,omg user didnt tell user he was in town facescreaminginfear truefriend not
+4133,I keep forgetting that I saw Tom Cruise out the window of a bus in Dublin once,0,,,,,,,,i keep forgetting that i saw tom cruise out the window of a bus in dublin once
+193,I need every app to have a night mode,0,,,,,,,,i need every app to have a night mode
+956,In need of a rose winee:wine_glass::wine_glass:,0,,,,,,,,in need of a rose wineewineglasswineglass
+383,Flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,flooded basements are always a fun thing to deal with sarcasm
+496,finding vegetarian chocolate mousse is such an annoyingly hard task to do,0,,,,,,,,finding vegetarian chocolate mousse is such an annoyingly hard task to do
+207,"@USER @USER let's face it, at the mo there's delays on any day ending in a y! #valueformoneynot #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user lets face it at the mo theres delays on any day ending in a y . valueformoneynot sarcasm
+335,I didn't realise Alan Davies was supporting Green Day at Reading. Extra guitarist anyone? #doppelganger,1,,,,,,,,i didnt realise alan davies was supporting green day at reading . extra guitarist anyone . doppelganger
+3188,eddie kendricks discography is crazy,0,,,,,,,,eddie kendricks discography is crazy
+966,.@USER .@USER Oh that makes it all better!! #not,1,,,,,,,,. user . user oh that makes it all better . not
+3716,"Hearing I love you is nice and all, but has your SO ever told you to eat shit? :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes: ugh @USER",1,"It would be nice to hear ""I love you"", but my significant other tells me to ""eat shit"" (although I do think it is comical).",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,hearing i love you is nice and all but has your so ever told you to eat shit . smilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyessmilingfacewithhearteyes ugh user
+1060,Thanks for the AWESOME support on our #instagram page. Much appreciated. HTTPURL #women #motivation #rolemode,0,,,,,,,,thanks for the awesome support on our instagram page . much appreciated . httpurl women motivation rolemode
+3691,Trains are so unreliable :face_with_rolling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,trains are so unreliable facewithrollingeyes
+4058,"Nothing screams “I’m a glamorous cosmopolitan woman” like following your dog down the street in the midst of winter, saying “go potty! Go POTTY!” over and over again.",1,"Shouting ""go potty"" at my dog is not at all glamorous or cosmopolitan.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nothing screams im a glamorous cosmopolitan woman like following your dog down the street in the midst of winter saying go potty . go potty . over and over again .
+3199,My fiance got me a beautiful dancer ring made by the talented @USER I love it so much and gives me an excuse to talk about critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV :sparkles: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my fiance got me a beautiful dancer ring made by the talented user i love it so much and gives me an excuse to talk about critically acclaimed mmorpg ffxiv sparkles httpurl
+4932,#instacraze #not #addiction :winking_face_with_tongue: at HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,instacraze not addiction winkingfacewithtongue at httpurl
+1849,@USER really showing me the fastest LTE around #sarcasm #speedtest HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user really showing me the fastest lte around sarcasm speedtest httpurl
+2814,@USER Suree you do,1,"I could've replied ""You do not despise me, you're my best friend.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user suree you do
+1292,excited for my transition from a gay who can’t drive to a gay that drives badly,0,,,,,,,,excited for my transition from a gay who cant drive to a gay that drives badly
+3309,Umm can I please have @USER for Christmas?! Dang he looks great tonight. Why did I not go to this thing tonight?,0,,,,,,,,umm can i please have user for christmas . dang he looks great tonight . why did i not go to this thing tonight .
+1541,Got my coin today! Unfortunately it was chocolate but at least it was tasty! #goldorchocolate @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,got my coin today . unfortunately it was chocolate but at least it was tasty . goldorchocolate user httpurl
+220,Nice to see @USER have started the new year off with the usual crap service. Just love waiting for a bus that doesn't turn up,1,I hate waiting for buses that don't turn up,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,nice to see user have started the new year off with the usual crap service . just love waiting for a bus that doesnt turn up
+4760,i love letting anxiety rule my life ( — :,1,,,,,,,,i love letting anxiety rule my life
+4984,Sorry man I been suckin off the grid,0,,,,,,,,sorry man i been suckin off the grid
+4696,my boss sent me ice cream bc I got my wisdom teeth taken out :pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,my boss sent me ice cream bc i got my wisdom teeth taken out pleadingface
+2936,Staying #casual #monday #funday #NOT #ootd #fashion #style #allyouneedisstyle #todayimwearing HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,staying casual monday funday not ootd fashion style allyouneedisstyle todayimwearing httpurl
+4448,Can hear the trainees watching a training DVD while I'm on my break. Sounds fun $playful$ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,can hear the trainees watching a training dvd while im on my break . sounds fun playful sarcasm
+122,A wrong impression is once again my specialty,1,Unfortunately I made the wrong impressions again.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,a wrong impression is once again my specialty
+3030,Shout out James Boswell #unibowl,1,James Boswell is a waste man.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,shout out james boswell unibowl
+3229,“The number one freedom white people have in America is to remain totally ignorant about the injustices committed against those who are other than white” - Jane Elliot,0,,,,,,,,the number one freedom white people have in america is to remain totally ignorant about the injustices committed against those who are other than white jane elliot
+5067,Hold It Bub! >> HTTPURL >> #cartoon #comics #funny #jesus #sarcasm,0,,,,,,,,hold it bub . httpurl cartoon comics funny jesus sarcasm
+2495,:party_popper:It's Monday! :party_popper: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,partypopperits monday . partypopper sarcasm
+4453,"#JeremyNortham there, insulting Piano's and songs. Shut the fuck up man. Bet you thought you were #epic..#not. #GosfordPark.",1,,,,,,,,jeremynortham there insulting pianos and songs . shut the fuck up man . bet you thought you were epic . not . gosfordpark .
+2603,omg my ships are gonna love what taylor swift has done for them,1,The lyrics in Taylor Swift's album remind me of the characters from (insert tv show here)!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,omg my ships are gonna love what taylor swift has done for them
+2478,it's funny my mom thinks i possess no remorse when i feel remorse everyday for existing :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:,1,"i hate how my mom thinks i feel no remorse, when she has conditioned me to feel remorse nearly everyday for simply just existing alongside her",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its funny my mom thinks i possess no remorse when i feel remorse everyday for existing smilingfacewithsunglasses
+2400,@USER @USER Yes. I want to honor someone who died so I'll go steal a TV and Xbox and whatever else I feel entitled to #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user yes . i want to honor someone who died so ill go steal a tv and xbox and whatever else i feel entitled to sarcasm
+3611,This is awkward.. @USER is a Diet Coke ambassador :exploding_head:. #ThisMorning,1,I probably wouldn’t have said it,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,this is awkward . user is a diet coke ambassador explodinghead . thismorning
+3543,@USER Wake up babe new bladee,0,,,,,,,,user wake up babe new bladee
+1616,Still haven't fully comprehended I go back to work tomorrow.,0,,,,,,,,still havent fully comprehended i go back to work tomorrow .
+1620,"@USER They were probably, contracted to work for free. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user they were probably contracted to work for free . sarcasm
+981,"Teenage daughters and I learned how to play ""Cataan"" tonight. So much fun! @USER thanks to Wil and @USER it was very easy to learn! We look forward to playing again!",0,,,,,,,,teenage daughters and i learned how to play cataan tonight . so much fun . user thanks to wil and user it was very easy to learn . we look forward to playing again .
+1382,"Went off the road this morning as did my English professor , thank you FSU for your concern for commuters #not :unamused_face:",1,,,,,,,,went off the road this morning as did my english professor thank you fsu for your concern for commuters not unamusedface
+1996,@USER Based confidence and believing in proper eye contact-pilled!,1,"I would say ""Yeah, I never get why so people have the issue of maintaining eye contact, it's relatively easy for me to do.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user based confidence and believing in proper eye contactpilled .
+618,For those of you that LOVE this time of year. #Sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,for those of you that love this time of year . sarcasm httpurl
+890,@USER @USER What does PTI do apart from whining? #Irony #Youthiacrasy,1,,,,,,,,user user what does pti do apart from whining . irony youthiacrasy
+2411,Halfway through snowboarding day 1 and pretty sure I have fallen at least 69 times :grinning_squinting_face::Cancer:,1,Halfway through snowboarding day 1 and pretty sure I have fallen at least 10 times.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,halfway through snowboarding day 1 and pretty sure i have fallen at least 69 times grinningsquintingfacecancer
+4255,Entered a scramble yesterday at the orchards and won double the money I paid.. Free cash.,0,,,,,,,,entered a scramble yesterday at the orchards and won double the money i paid . free cash .
+107,White people are irrelevant at this point. The black community needs to rise ABOVE y'all are in control!! #irony#truth,1,,,,,,,,white people are irrelevant at this point . the black community needs to rise above yall are in control . ironytruth
+3885,the #irony that the #euphemism #CoerciveControl was #coined by a #MAN but is now #lovingly #appropriated by the #radical #feminist #agenda,1,,,,,,,,the irony that the euphemism coercivecontrol was coined by a man but is now lovingly appropriated by the radical feminist agenda
+316,i hate those people who follow people just so that they’ll follow back and then unfollow them afterwards.. how childish are you this is not 6th grade,0,,,,,,,,i hate those people who follow people just so that theyll follow back and then unfollow them afterwards . how childish are you this is not 6th grade
+4810,Knock knock #sketchy #dignity #smile #funtimes #brotherskeeper #whosonfirst #holiday #shenanigans.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,knock knock sketchy dignity smile funtimes brotherskeeper whosonfirst holiday shenanigans . httpurl
+4013,"@USER When all the ""trauma"" these kids are suffering is over, the fact remains, You apologised for telling the truth. #irony #stuism",1,,,,,,,,user when all the trauma these kids are suffering is over the fact remains you apologised for telling the truth . irony stuism
+4654,Trans-Posadaism is the only way HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,transposadaism is the only way httpurl
+852,Hope Tulisa doesn't get a job back on #xfactor next year,0,,,,,,,,hope tulisa doesnt get a job back on xfactor next year
+103,"Oh good, it's time for the bi-monthly random power outage.",1,I'm getting frustrated with all of these power outages lately,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh good its time for the bimonthly random power outage .
+5151,yet you cant provide ANY source that shows it @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,yet you cant provide any source that shows it user user user user user user
+4052,Day 3 of law school Law professor: “There are people who love you and people will listen to you talk about law school. Not both” Me: *thinking* “I need to find this unicorn”,0,,,,,,,,day 3 of law school law professor there are people who love you and people will listen to you talk about law school . not both me thinking i need to find this unicorn
+4364,I registered for the KESHA Presale to get tickets early! You should too. Register here: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i registered for the kesha presale to get tickets early . you should too . register here httpurl
+4138,Wait why am I seeing bi/pan lesbian hate again Did yall learn nothing??,0,,,,,,,,wait why am i seeing bipan lesbian hate again did yall learn nothing .
+1354,our new neighbours told macauley their names and a couple of peoples names on the street and all he remembered was the name of the cat and dog :face_with_rolling_eyes::face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,our new neighbours told macauley their names and a couple of peoples names on the street and all he remembered was the name of the cat and dog facewithrollingeyesfacewithtearsofjoy
+3848,Do the people on love island not feel so awkward meeting their partners parents in a bloody bikini?!,0,,,,,,,,do the people on love island not feel so awkward meeting their partners parents in a bloody bikini .
+1575,"burger king hacking (07/13 and 11/13) was the weirdest and funniest, definetely #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,burger king hacking 0713 and 1113 was the weirdest and funniest definetely sarcasm
+4098,YOU HAVE TO understand that people fight INVISIBLE battles. don’t invalidate anyone’s feelings.,0,,,,,,,,you have to understand that people fight invisible battles . dont invalidate anyones feelings .
+2053,"@USER I liked the first one. Never cared enough to watch the sequel(s?). That said, I will only watch the #reboot because of #ChrisPratt",0,,,,,,,,user i liked the first one . never cared enough to watch the sequels . that said i will only watch the reboot because of chrispratt
+3505,"This sounds like loads of fun.. #Not Snow, freezing drizzle, rain, 110km/h winds.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,this sounds like loads of fun . not snow freezing drizzle rain 110kmh winds . httpurl
+2561,They bombarded out country #irony #immigration @USER,1,,,,,,,,they bombarded out country irony immigration user
+1088,So do men really not understand the expenses of raising a child or is it willful ignorance to vilify the women in their lives? Or some kind of terrible combo?,0,,,,,,,,so do men really not understand the expenses of raising a child or is it willful ignorance to vilify the women in their lives . or some kind of terrible combo .
+2249,It would be a real shame if people shared this around and filled it with fake info. People should definitely not do that :winking_face: HTTPURL,1,"""People should share this and fill it out with fake info.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,it would be a real shame if people shared this around and filled it with fake info . people should definitely not do that winkingface httpurl
+2221,I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH FOR FIND THE DOCTOR,0,,,,,,,,i wish i was smart enough for find the doctor
+2126,"It's a good job there's nothing better the Tories could have been doing with their time today, eh? :see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,its a good job theres nothing better the tories could have been doing with their time today eh . seenoevilmonkeyseenoevilmonkeyseenoevilmonkey httpurl
+2583,"Awake this early on my only day off before christmas..feeling ill banging head, bunged up, shivering.. Just what I need!! #not",1,,,,,,,,awake this early on my only day off before christmas . feeling ill banging head bunged up shivering . just what i need . not
+3123,@USER heh as if @USER and average work in the same sentence! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user heh as if user and average work in the same sentence . sarcasm
+830,@USER i don't like yellow but most of my things are yellow. #irony hi kapitana!! Nagaaral kmi ni @USER ASDFGHJKL HUHUHU,1,,,,,,,,user i dont like yellow but most of my things are yellow . irony hi kapitana . nagaaral kmi ni user asdfghjkl huhuhu
+3218,#irony at its core. #trolls looking for #trolls. The second coming is soon. #itm #noagenda HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,irony at its core . trolls looking for trolls . the second coming is soon . itm noagenda httpurl
+2203,Lol at the #EatenAlive show. if that's the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm. #goodtv #not #garbage,1,,,,,,,,lol at the eatenalive show . if thats the name of the show gotta do it not quit cause the snake was hurting his arm . goodtv not garbage
+2838,I’ve been awake for 21 hours,0,,,,,,,,ive been awake for 21 hours
+254,The Non-Nonconformists - I'm Just Doing My Job HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,the nonnonconformists im just doing my job httpurl via user
+1071,"If I was a wealthy Boomer and I saw a bunch of angry Millennials coming for my money, I'd be nervous. We already killed Applebee's, we will kill again #EatTheRich",0,,,,,,,,if i was a wealthy boomer and i saw a bunch of angry millennials coming for my money id be nervous . we already killed applebees we will kill again eattherich
+1868,"@USER yes, we officially try that. #sarcasm #Gamergate",1,,,,,,,,user yes we officially try that . sarcasm gamergate
+2693,@USER Funny thing is now she's a security guard at Fed Ex in LA where I pick up all the time. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user funny thing is now shes a security guard at fed ex in la where i pick up all the time . irony
+4323,Turning my head away from the ads that play at the gas pumps as a form of protest,0,,,,,,,,turning my head away from the ads that play at the gas pumps as a form of protest
+3879,"If you still drink cow's milk, please do a quick Google search on what is actually in it and what industry your supporting. You'll be disgusted.",0,,,,,,,,if you still drink cows milk please do a quick google search on what is actually in it and what industry your supporting . youll be disgusted .
+4409,@USER @USER Didn't Carolina beat Tampa Bay? the picks sheet has TB winning.,0,,,,,,,,user user didnt carolina beat tampa bay . the picks sheet has tb winning .
+79,Shakespeare is great #not :person_gesturing_NO::water_pistol:,1,,,,,,,,shakespeare is great not persongesturingnowaterpistol
+4640,America released the Cuban spies to get Cuba to release the American spy who caught those Cuban spies. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,america released the cuban spies to get cuba to release the american spy who caught those cuban spies . irony
+3190,someone get on a plane with me and lets just tour someplace for like 4 days please,0,,,,,,,,someone get on a plane with me and lets just tour someplace for like 4 days please
+3617,"@USER Holy shit, I bet you guys are a lot of fun at parties.",1,,,,,,,,user holy shit i bet you guys are a lot of fun at parties .
+786,I really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes: been slacking on that #not #cool :nail_polish::person_gesturing_NO::person_tipping_hand:,0,,,,,,,,i really need to get my nails and eyebrows done tomorrow beamingfacewithsmilingeyes been slacking on that not cool nailpolishpersongesturingnopersontippinghand
+2123,Holly Arnold ?? Who #ImACeleb #MBE nope not sure oh hang on you mean MBE yes that’s her !!,1,"Holly Arnold seem like a nice lady, just feel that keeping on about having an MBE may start to annoy her fans.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,holly arnold . who imaceleb mbe nope not sure oh hang on you mean mbe yes thats her .
+1102,I haven’t read enough Twitter today to find a reason to be cross that Kate went to the bandstand tribute so I’m going to remain just really moved and glad she did.,0,,,,,,,,i havent read enough twitter today to find a reason to be cross that kate went to the bandstand tribute so im going to remain just really moved and glad she did .
+3948,"Wow.. #shocker #not RT @USER Dick Cheney on CIA torture: ""I'd do it again in a minute"" HTTPURL HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,wow . shocker not rt user dick cheney on cia torture id do it again in a minute httpurl httpurl
+3263,Many of the best ideas come from having fingers too fat for your keyboard. #not #nimble #not #agile,1,,,,,,,,many of the best ideas come from having fingers too fat for your keyboard . not nimble not agile
+3908,Just watched a man smoke crack on the R train in front of 3 families. New York is healing :sparkles:,1,"""Just watched a man smoke crack on the R train in front of 3 families. New York is continuing to become less safe.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just watched a man smoke crack on the r train in front of 3 families . new york is healing sparkles
+3745,i wish i had a boyfriend for the sole purpose of building my ikea furniture for me,0,,,,,,,,i wish i had a boyfriend for the sole purpose of building my ikea furniture for me
+4730,They don't even listen to ur order talk about great customer service #NOT:thumbs_down:,1,,,,,,,,they dont even listen to ur order talk about great customer service notthumbsdown
+120,Efy is great,1,"EFY is a time for white, religious kids to make weird friends and mess around while not doing anything productive.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,efy is great
+4825,Look like there's another to add to the collection @USER @USER oh yeahh HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,look like theres another to add to the collection user user oh yeahh httpurl
+309,City life can be rad and all but I really really miss being able to lay outside and watch the stars at night,0,,,,,,,,city life can be rad and all but i really really miss being able to lay outside and watch the stars at night
+4619,Why am I wide awake right now..:face_without_mouth:,0,,,,,,,,why am i wide awake right now . facewithoutmouth
+4348,Everybody always talks about Devon Bostick’s portrayal of Rodrick in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies but nobody ever talks about how Devon Bostick played two separate characters in the Saw franchise,0,,,,,,,,everybody always talks about devon bosticks portrayal of rodrick in the diary of a wimpy kid movies but nobody ever talks about how devon bostick played two separate characters in the saw franchise
+688,"Powerful. I was diagnosed with PTSD 1 year ago, now I’m about to move to a new state alone & feeling fearless. Take back your power HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,powerful . i was diagnosed with ptsd 1 year ago now im about to move to a new state alone feeling fearless . take back your power httpurl
+1981,tanning in this heat is an extreme sport,1,tanning in this heat is difficult,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,tanning in this heat is an extreme sport
+3906,me and noah forgot that today is our anniversary. if that isn’t couple goals then idk what is :relieved_face:,1,Me and Noah forgot our anniversary. That is not “couple goals”,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,me and noah forgot that today is our anniversary . if that isnt couple goals then idk what is relievedface
+1501,idk why but my norms wr skyrockets when I solo q,0,,,,,,,,idk why but my norms wr skyrockets when i solo q
+3031,Big shocker that 2 of 8 called in #not,1,,,,,,,,big shocker that 2 of 8 called in not
+5012,"All I needed was some Lady Gaga and some Nicki on there and I think I could just use my Spotify Wrapped as a coming out post :nail_polish: (Also was in the top 0.5% of Conan Gray’s fans, not to flex) HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,all i needed was some lady gaga and some nicki on there and i think i could just use my spotify wrapped as a coming out post nailpolish also was in the top 0 . 5 of conan grays fans not to flex httpurl
+835,Got very excited that my national trust card arrived I am officially a grandma HTTPURL,1,I am officially a national trust member,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,got very excited that my national trust card arrived i am officially a grandma httpurl
+77,There’s something about a pretty sky that improves my mood x100,0,,,,,,,,theres something about a pretty sky that improves my mood x100
+1561,Last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came. what a shocker #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,last day of school it was so much fun but not much people came . what a shocker sarcasm
+3300,$RMO any battery buffs understand this? Are they promising? HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,rmo any battery buffs understand this . are they promising . httpurl
+3685,"E10 petrol in the UK, classic car scene is about to die.",0,,,,,,,,e10 petrol in the uk classic car scene is about to die .
+885,The tea party? More like Diet Koch,0,,,,,,,,the tea party . more like diet koch
+2733,"When you're 7 years old, 'Biscuit' seems to be a legit answer to the question 'what do you want to do today?' #Kids",0,,,,,,,,when youre 7 years old biscuit seems to be a legit answer to the question what do you want to do today . kids
+987,"I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, go stream inbirdsong because it’s the best song ever made.",0,,,,,,,,ive said it before and ill say it again go stream inbirdsong because its the best song ever made .
+2136,I wish I could watch Disney channel original movies on the old box TVs to get the full effect again,0,,,,,,,,i wish i could watch disney channel original movies on the old box tvs to get the full effect again
+5092,Claybo Dawson and I are @USER 's #squadgoals :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:,0,,,,,,,,claybo dawson and i are user s squadgoals smilingfacewithsunglasses
+5021,@USER :beaming_face_with_smiling_eyes: contrary to this .. I'm wide awake (caffeine injected consciousness ) :flushed_face:,0,,,,,,,,user beamingfacewithsmilingeyes contrary to this . im wide awake caffeine injected consciousness flushedface
+481,my guess is the twitter algorithms just hate me,1,,,,,,,,my guess is the twitter algorithms just hate me
+1451,#TheReceiptsPodcast got me listening to old school Usher :star-struck::clapping_hands:,0,,,,,,,,thereceiptspodcast got me listening to old school usher starstruckclappinghands
+1243,just another day as a lovely comcast subscriber. #not #neverworks @USER @USER @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,just another day as a lovely comcast subscriber . not neverworks user user user httpurl
+649,i was debating whether or not i should mute someone whose tweets constantly piss me off but now that twitter is introducing anonymous dislikes i’m gonna turn their post notifs on,0,,,,,,,,i was debating whether or not i should mute someone whose tweets constantly piss me off but now that twitter is introducing anonymous dislikes im gonna turn their post notifs on
+4319,Buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us. Where else can you get the quality insight offered by Harrington and Busgaglia. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,buffalo sports media is smarter than all of us . where else can you get the quality insight offered by harrington and busgaglia . sarcasm
+2947,Just great when you're mobile bill arrives by text #Not,1,,,,,,,,just great when youre mobile bill arrives by text not
+3644,|| Flattery will get me everywhere #Sarcasm [@USER,1,,,,,,,,flattery will get me everywhere sarcasm user
+3408,Good luck to @USER against @USER this afternoon after a month of inactivity. #not ring rusty.,1,,,,,,,,good luck to user against user this afternoon after a month of inactivity . not ring rusty .
+4962,@USER Mike Ashley made me do it,1,,,,,,,,user mike ashley made me do it
+5049,I dont understand tlist as I dont read inamorata I only read inamorato lmao #sorry or prob #not lol,0,,,,,,,,i dont understand tlist as i dont read inamorata i only read inamorato lmao sorry or prob not lol
+1678,OH and now the District line has major signal failures and delays FANTASTIC!! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,oh and now the district line has major signal failures and delays fantastic . sarcasm
+3925,@USER you won't get a source other than ISPR :| #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user you wont get a source other than ispr irony
+4680,Wow what a first lap - plenty of action and no accidents! #bbcf1,1,,,,,,,,wow what a first lap plenty of action and no accidents . bbcf1
+3140,"I dunno where I was when I was dreaming last night, but I woke up with sunglasses on..",0,,,,,,,,i dunno where i was when i was dreaming last night but i woke up with sunglasses on .
+3867,Take my time because I want it all right? #Irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,take my time because i want it all right . irony httpurl
+102,Wow am I glad that I have to cycle through this weather.||#NOT,1,,,,,,,,wow am i glad that i have to cycle through this weather . not
+644,Fly :clapping_hands: the :clapping_hands: L :clapping_hands: #ThisIsMyCrew,0,,,,,,,,fly clappinghands the clappinghands l clappinghands thisismycrew
+5039,"Kyle it won't let me @ you? But yeah, we are grown ass men with fast cars. Who gives af lol. And bring it to my room hooah? See ya in a bit.",0,,,,,,,,kyle it wont let me you . but yeah we are grown ass men with fast cars . who gives af lol . and bring it to my room hooah . see ya in a bit .
+2316,"so, sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they can't find other sane humans to talk to. that #irony #retweet#ifagree",1,,,,,,,,so sane peoples would talk to themselves in twitter because they cant find other sane humans to talk to . that irony retweetifagree
+3043,@USER I thing you might be on to somethink!:face_with_rolling_eyes:,1,I don't think I could.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user i thing you might be on to somethink . facewithrollingeyes
+2341,@USER Electricity generated in Kashmir can illuminate whole India: PM but it's only not illuminating #Kashmir #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user electricity generated in kashmir can illuminate whole india pm but its only not illuminating kashmir irony
+4283,Getting very anxious waiting for #TheGrandTour,0,,,,,,,,getting very anxious waiting for thegrandtour
+2100,love is bliss.. #not,1,,,,,,,,love is bliss . not
+4154,@USER me and you are the only ones that love it :grinning_squinting_face::Santa_Claus::party_popper::musical_notes:,0,,,,,,,,user me and you are the only ones that love it grinningsquintingfacesantaclauspartypoppermusicalnotes
+4693,Officer #Jenny is #not a single ww.MonsterMMORPG. com #entity. cestas follow @USER #dancing,0,,,,,,,,officer jenny is not a single ww . monstermmorpg . com entity . cestas follow user dancing
+996,I can't wait for the 2020 presidential election to be between two old white dudes.,1,,,,,,,,i cant wait for the 2020 presidential election to be between two old white dudes .
+4594,Simone Biles is the strongest person I know and I will straight up fight anybody who tries to say something else. Also I would still die for Grace McCallum she is so precious.,0,,,,,,,,simone biles is the strongest person i know and i will straight up fight anybody who tries to say something else . also i would still die for grace mccallum she is so precious .
+4846,Just redownloaded the @USER app - let's see if it improves my exercise routine!,1,"I download this app again, but realistically I know it won't work.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just redownloaded the user app lets see if it improves my exercise routine .
+524,@USER well the pain isn't makin me feel sick anymore so:thumbs_up:be all better for the big fella :Santa_Claus::wrapped_gift:,0,,,,,,,,user well the pain isnt makin me feel sick anymore sothumbsupbe all better for the big fella santaclauswrappedgift
+3950,Over on CBS at noon is #BALvsMIA. FOX has #SEAvsPHI after the #Saints. #NFL,0,,,,,,,,over on cbs at noon is balvsmia . fox has seavsphi after the saints . nfl
+2749,#MOTD A butterfly flaps its wings in China and Saurez falls to the floor.,1,,,,,,,,motd a butterfly flaps its wings in china and saurez falls to the floor .
+3310,When you have Challah French Toast on Christmas #irony,1,,,,,,,,when you have challah french toast on christmas irony
+1973,@USER My neice (4 or 5 at the time) *loved* playing Mario Kart 8 with her dad using the acceleration and steering assists. Before that she was mostly a spectator while he played kid-friendly games like Ape Escape.,0,,,,,,,,user my neice 4 or 5 at the time loved playing mario kart 8 with her dad using the acceleration and steering assists . before that she was mostly a spectator while he played kidfriendly games like ape escape .
+2315,Just flossed and then ate right after #inconvenient #irony,1,,,,,,,,just flossed and then ate right after inconvenient irony
+3919,Love how I can never fall asleep #not #insomnia,1,,,,,,,,love how i can never fall asleep not insomnia
+673,"It's pretty amazing that in 'The Land of the Free', people are debating if we should feel safe around our police. #irony",1,,,,,,,,its pretty amazing that in the land of the free people are debating if we should feel safe around our police . irony
+2811,I love cold winter days cause I never know when my car decides not to start :expressionless_face: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love cold winter days cause i never know when my car decides not to start expressionlessface sarcasm
+950,"I have an idea, how about 911 operators don't ever describe race?||And police have to wear color blind glasses?||#sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,i have an idea how about 911 operators dont ever describe race . and police have to wear color blind glasses . sarcasm
+4221,That was a very rememberable new years kiss :face_with_tears_of_joy::kiss_mark::red_heart: #lovemyrelationship,0,,,,,,,,that was a very rememberable new years kiss facewithtearsofjoykissmarkredheart lovemyrelationship
+3439,"#Love is far more important than #money!|The problem is, you only know it once you have money!|#irony #life #humanity",1,,,,,,,,love is far more important than money . the problem is you only know it once you have money . irony life humanity
+646,Pogba recognised for his efforts of getting Mourinho sacked by getting into the PFA team of the year. Glad they rewarded him for his efforts. #PFAawards,1,,,,,,,,pogba recognised for his efforts of getting mourinho sacked by getting into the pfa team of the year . glad they rewarded him for his efforts . pfaawards
+1237,Motivation Wednesday Night: I AM the powerhouse of the cell.,0,,,,,,,,motivation wednesday night i am the powerhouse of the cell .
+4600,So glad y'all can be awesome now.. #not,1,,,,,,,,so glad yall can be awesome now . not
+2182,"No fucking way Trump said ""If only we had Robert E Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan."" BRO HE WAS LITERALLY ON THE LOSING SIDE",0,,,,,,,,no fucking way trump said if only we had robert e lee to command our troops in afghanistan . bro he was literally on the losing side
+1308,Finals week plus hearing that my grandma is in the ICU = amazing #sarcasm #letmegohome,1,,,,,,,,finals week plus hearing that my grandma is in the icu amazing sarcasm letmegohome
+2238,Now I remember why I buy books online @USER #servicewithasmile #NOT,1,,,,,,,,now i remember why i buy books online user servicewithasmile not
+2039,"@USER Well done Mark, you’re smashing it!",0,,,,,,,,user well done mark youre smashing it .
+49,@USER I just got my tonsils out #lovinglife #not .. Good luck!!,1,,,,,,,,user i just got my tonsils out lovinglife not . good luck .
+4895,"@USER haha or are a chainsaw murder, or a corrupt fortune 500 ceo, or a rapist, w.e makes you happy. #not #hebetripping",1,,,,,,,,user haha or are a chainsaw murder or a corrupt fortune 500 ceo or a rapist w . e makes you happy . not hebetripping
+353,Why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth?,0,,,,,,,,why does my tongue feel it necessary to try and touch the high speed tool my dentist has put in my mouth .
+1485,just got grease on my fav pants right before work with no time to go home and change so now i just get to be sad for 8 hours in the pants that i ruined,0,,,,,,,,just got grease on my fav pants right before work with no time to go home and change so now i just get to be sad for 8 hours in the pants that i ruined
+3974,why is someone jackhammering at 8am omfg,0,,,,,,,,why is someone jackhammering at 8am omfg
+2334,"have a listen, download it for whatever overly-specific amount you think it's worth, and if you remember the original, have a think about how far we've all come since those sweaty pub gig days. And like and RT and all that good stuff :kissing_face_with_closed_eyes:",0,,,,,,,,have a listen download it for whatever overlyspecific amount you think its worth and if you remember the original have a think about how far weve all come since those sweaty pub gig days . and like and rt and all that good stuff kissingfacewithclosedeyes
+2542,"I deff missed my mom yelling up the stairs ""chanelle wake up!!"" #lmao #not #stfu jks love u cuz you'll prob see this",1,,,,,,,,i deff missed my mom yelling up the stairs chanelle wake up . lmao not stfu jks love u cuz youll prob see this
+3311,"hey twitter, how do you twitter now a days.",0,,,,,,,,hey twitter how do you twitter now a days .
+1386,Someone had a great sense of humor #not #TheyGaveMeTCUColorsForChristmas HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,someone had a great sense of humor not theygavemetcucolorsforchristmas httpurl
+4824,I just love working Sunday's. #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i just love working sundays . not httpurl
+2832,And then today was :pile_of_poo:. What a surprise! #Sarcasm #2of6 #6daystretch,1,,,,,,,,and then today was pileofpoo . what a surprise . sarcasm 2of6 6daystretch
+1854,San Diego is amazing and I'm never coming home #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,san diego is amazing and im never coming home sarcasm
+1707,Wow the realization that I now never have to take a language class ever again just hit me and I feel like I could float on a cloud with that weight off my shoulders,0,,,,,,,,wow the realization that i now never have to take a language class ever again just hit me and i feel like i could float on a cloud with that weight off my shoulders
+1008,"The worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like HIM, who didn't stop. #Irony",1,,,,,,,,the worst part about it is the crosswalk is a memorial to a kid who was killed by a nigga just like him who didnt stop . irony
+4777,So trump has just called China out on twitter..how wonderful #wereallgoingtodie,1,,,,,,,,so trump has just called china out on twitter . how wonderful wereallgoingtodie
+1507,people who say that they’re allergic to pineapple are pathological liars!!,1,I feel like too many people say that they're allergic to pineapple when they really aren't.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,people who say that theyre allergic to pineapple are pathological liars .
+695,wouldn’t it be cool if i could spontaneously combust,1,I'm frustrated and I don't want to deal with things right now.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,wouldnt it be cool if i could spontaneously combust
+750,I'll watch #TakeMeOut like the rest of the country.. Hope there's an adorable girl who is ditsy Hahahaha #sarcasm #zz,1,,,,,,,,ill watch takemeout like the rest of the country . hope theres an adorable girl who is ditsy hahahaha sarcasm zz
+2437,Today I don't feel like doing anything|#NOT,1,,,,,,,,today i dont feel like doing anythingnot
+1715,Why was everything in interior design so brown in the 200s,0,,,,,,,,why was everything in interior design so brown in the 200s
+4948,It's been a productive last day. Maxed Out all my credit cards in preparation of my Rapture tomorrow!! #iwishwehadallbeenready,1,I could have said that if the rapture was going to happen tomorrow I should do all these things the day before.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its been a productive last day . maxed out all my credit cards in preparation of my rapture tomorrow . iwishwehadallbeenready
+2050,"@USER @USER I think the episode really fails cos of that. Some of the comedy is great, the interactions between McKean and Scully are the best, but the episode had sinister intent and everybody missed it.",0,,,,,,,,user user i think the episode really fails cos of that . some of the comedy is great the interactions between mckean and scully are the best but the episode had sinister intent and everybody missed it .
+4003,Great night last night! Muggins here is the commis chef crouched down in the corner. Seriously an honour to help raise money for @USER and work alongside these stellar chefs. Thanks for having us @USER @USER HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,I worked extremely hard tonight and am crouched down in the corner l.,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,great night last night . muggins here is the commis chef crouched down in the corner . seriously an honour to help raise money for user and work alongside these stellar chefs . thanks for having us user user httpurl httpurl
+1800,Ooh! Someone knows how to click the 'Unfollow' button. I'm impressed! #sarcasm #beforeCoffee HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,ooh . someone knows how to click the unfollow button . im impressed . sarcasm beforecoffee httpurl
+2680,ever have those dream where everything that COULD be WAS and then you wake up and are like . . . oh back in reality so soon?,0,,,,,,,,ever have those dream where everything that could be was and then you wake up and are like . . . oh back in reality so soon .
+2446,Wiggins is gonna be filthy in the next few years,0,,,,,,,,wiggins is gonna be filthy in the next few years
+2035,D-1 test first day :victory_hand::victory_hand: #not #read #book #งวย 55 #doing #home #work =_=,1,,,,,,,,d1 test first day victoryhandvictoryhand not read book งวย 55 doing home work
+3734,"I think I’ve watched the #AfterLife outtakes more than the actual series. Both are brilliant, but the outtakes are non-stop @USER cracking up and I hope there’s more of it in series 3!",0,,,,,,,,i think ive watched the afterlife outtakes more than the actual series . both are brilliant but the outtakes are nonstop user cracking up and i hope theres more of it in series 3 .
+1184,Successful morning doing my essay.. #not #ChristmasShopping,1,,,,,,,,successful morning doing my essay . not christmasshopping
+2656,I had a dream last night that a talking snake was trying to kill me with a bow and arrow. I don’t know how that would work but just a little insight into what goes on in my brain.,0,,,,,,,,i had a dream last night that a talking snake was trying to kill me with a bow and arrow . i dont know how that would work but just a little insight into what goes on in my brain .
+4827,@USER this is my new fave thing on facebook #irony #sexpest HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user this is my new fave thing on facebook irony sexpest httpurl
+1225,Just sang all the small things at a karaoke bar in Barcelona,0,,,,,,,,just sang all the small things at a karaoke bar in barcelona
+4912,@USER LOL. I see U have your resident race baiter @USER on today. Where is your unbiased Historian @USER ? #MAGA #FreeAssangeNOW HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user lol . i see u have your resident race baiter user on today . where is your unbiased historian user . maga freeassangenow httpurl
+4845,It's funny because your a fake ass bitch $smiley$ #yourAtruefriendtoher #not,1,,,,,,,,its funny because your a fake ass bitch smiley youratruefriendtoher not
+2709,I hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life. #irony #dislike,1,,,,,,,,i hate it when my mind keeps drifting to someone who no longer matters in life . irony dislike
+657,"The defunding of higher education is a purposeful action against leftism which educated people tend towards, particularly in colleges of education, writing, and humanities where they are known to cluster. “Then take up a trade” is artfully packaged book burning.",0,,,,,,,,the defunding of higher education is a purposeful action against leftism which educated people tend towards particularly in colleges of education writing and humanities where they are known to cluster . then take up a trade is artfully packaged book burning .
+1908,"Seeing as Kanye West has a range of clothing with Gap, how about me and you do a collab @USER",1,I think Kanye West and Gap is a terrible collab.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,seeing as kanye west has a range of clothing with gap how about me and you do a collab user
+2489,Searching for Pokemon later because I hate myself haha !!,1,I am going to play Pokémon go because I love myself!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,searching for pokemon later because i hate myself haha .
+3718,"Well today is off to a great start, might as well be Monday #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,well today is off to a great start might as well be monday sarcasm
+3023,"The #irony of #American #protesters calling for an end to #RacialProfiling while holding signs referencing "" #BlackPeople "" | #ICantBreathe",1,,,,,,,,the irony of american protesters calling for an end to racialprofiling while holding signs referencing blackpeople icantbreathe
+4026,we used to make fun of rich men for using 3in1 turns out they were never using anything at all :face_vomiting:,1,it's really funny how rich people think that they aren't held to the same personal hygeine standards as normal people,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,we used to make fun of rich men for using 3in1 turns out they were never using anything at all facevomiting
+686,I am *shocked* that police would gun an innocent black man down in broad daylight by firing at him while he runs away. *shocked* HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i am shocked that police would gun an innocent black man down in broad daylight by firing at him while he runs away . shocked httpurl
+4549,"@USER @USER Ah yes, I totally remember when Dora punched me in the face and said I'll never be an explorer because I have a dick.",1,,,,,,,,user user ah yes i totally remember when dora punched me in the face and said ill never be an explorer because i have a dick .
+75,"@USER oh joy, now i get to have even more of them in my living room! #sarcasm #putyourtoysaway #badboyfriend",1,,,,,,,,user oh joy now i get to have even more of them in my living room . sarcasm putyourtoysaway badboyfriend
+4880,the way uni won’t give me extra time on assessments despite them replacing exams (which i get time for) because of covid :star-struck::star-struck::smiling_face_with_hearts::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,the way uni wont give me extra time on assessments despite them replacing exams which i get time for because of covid starstruckstarstrucksmilingfacewithheartssmilingfacewithhearteyes
+1624,"New levels of desperation: sleep is now truly insignificant to me. In fact, it’s a downright annoyance.",1,"New levels of desperation: my lack of sleep is not a joke, in fact it’s a downright annoyance",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,new levels of desperation sleep is now truly insignificant to me . in fact its a downright annoyance .
+798,My plan today is to try to convince as many people as possible that Jason Takes Manhattan is a cinematic masterpiece.,1,,,,,,,,my plan today is to try to convince as many people as possible that jason takes manhattan is a cinematic masterpiece .
+3591,also imagine that same school putting you in a dangerous and triggering situation because they won't take you out of those hotels even after complaining that men are catcalling and following you up to your floor in broad daylight $smiley$ i hate the school for this it makes me feel ill HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,also imagine that same school putting you in a dangerous and triggering situation because they wont take you out of those hotels even after complaining that men are catcalling and following you up to your floor in broad daylight smiley i hate the school for this it makes me feel ill httpurl
+2527,Thinking about finally accepting my true self and becomung a poetry dude,0,,,,,,,,thinking about finally accepting my true self and becomung a poetry dude
+45,talents: making a joke of myself by crying in front of class,1,,,,,,,,talents making a joke of myself by crying in front of class
+993,i had the biggest mindblock with ac for so so long but i’m actually getting back into playing a lil bit every day again and enjoying it :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,i had the biggest mindblock with ac for so so long but im actually getting back into playing a lil bit every day again and enjoying it redheart
+4789,Oscar just snatched the drink of a drunk girl who kept spilling on Chan's pedals. She barely noticed.,0,,,,,,,,oscar just snatched the drink of a drunk girl who kept spilling on chans pedals . she barely noticed .
+1289,Absolutely prepared to ditch #WoW for #FFXIV at this point..,0,,,,,,,,absolutely prepared to ditch wow for ffxiv at this point .
+1082,shang chi meant so fucking much to me. i can hardly imagine what it meant to others.,0,,,,,,,,shang chi meant so fucking much to me . i can hardly imagine what it meant to others .
+1122,The best part of working as a freelance writer is the complete lack of positive reinforcement and only having people contact you when they want you to do something or want to tell you that you did something wrong :'),1,,,,,,,,the best part of working as a freelance writer is the complete lack of positive reinforcement and only having people contact you when they want you to do something or want to tell you that you did something wrong
+1375,why do i have bama rush fomo,0,,,,,,,,why do i have bama rush fomo
+4388,Things I learned on my first day of classes my sophomore year in college: ingesting semen does NOT lower depression in women,0,,,,,,,,things i learned on my first day of classes my sophomore year in college ingesting semen does not lower depression in women
+347,Oh yess Dean Smith is ref #sarcasm on the plus side we have thompson #improved,1,,,,,,,,oh yess dean smith is ref sarcasm on the plus side we have thompson improved
+2991,"if you wear jewelry to the gym, i am afraid of you",0,,,,,,,,if you wear jewelry to the gym i am afraid of you
+3447,"@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER Yeah, majority of colds are rhinoviruses (up to 80%). Then you also have adenoviruses, other enteroviruses, some influenza type viruses, etc, all outside of just coronaviruses. Side note: modified adenovirus vectors are used in some COVID vaccines (Astrozeneca, JnJ, etc)",0,,,,,,,,user user user user user yeah majority of colds are rhinoviruses up to 80 . then you also have adenoviruses other enteroviruses some influenza type viruses etc all outside of just coronaviruses . side note modified adenovirus vectors are used in some covid vaccines astrozeneca jnj etc
+4264,@USER Omg yeah!! Haha! #relatable . Follow renee for more relatable tweets,1,,,,,,,,user omg yeah . haha . relatable . follow renee for more relatable tweets
+5023,HTTPURL #TeenAnalCasting #2003 2003 Ford F-150 XLT Mulberry FL 33860,0,,,,,,,,httpurl teenanalcasting 2003 2003 ford f150 xlt mulberry fl 33860
+2578,"Day 2348 in lockdown. Never in my life did I think I would utter the words ""I've disinfected the chocolate"". #coronalockdownuk",1,Day 14 in lockdown.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,day 2348 in lockdown . never in my life did i think i would utter the words ive disinfected the chocolate . coronalockdownuk
+4031,So sad to hear about Sarah Harding. Life is way too short :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,so sad to hear about sarah harding . life is way too short redheart
+350,My #Christmas ritual..part one. #HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,my christmas ritual . part one . howthegrinchstolechristmas httpurl
+4543,“Please don’t eat soup in front of me” is a totally valid thing to say to a person that you love.,1,,,,,,,,please dont eat soup in front of me is a totally valid thing to say to a person that you love .
+3755,people who advocate for an edit button haven’t really thought about how disastrous that would be,0,,,,,,,,people who advocate for an edit button havent really thought about how disastrous that would be
+3720,@USER @USER And why are these amazingly small opportunities to sustain life going into feeding animals which we then kill? #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user and why are these amazingly small opportunities to sustain life going into feeding animals which we then kill . irony
+1111,Lol. Imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory. #irony,1,,,,,,,,lol . imagine being gay and working in a fudge packing factory . irony
+675,Not only did I have to take care of covid patients last night but my charge nurse told me the covid scrubs make me look “unwantable”! Great!,1,I can’t believe my charge nurse is judging how my scrubs look when I’m busy taking care of covid patients,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not only did i have to take care of covid patients last night but my charge nurse told me the covid scrubs make me look unwantable . great .
+3940,MVP goes to Concordia Wifi. #Not,1,,,,,,,,mvp goes to concordia wifi . not
+364,I hope we get an ice palace and an invisible car #SPECTRE #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i hope we get an ice palace and an invisible car spectre sarcasm
+789,WE INVITE YOU TO BECOME A PART OF SPAIN HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,we invite you to become a part of spain httpurl
+3795,Impressive crowd at Villa tonight. #sarcastweet,1,,,,,,,,impressive crowd at villa tonight . sarcastweet
+3476,Playing in tourney is so fun,1,,,,,,,,playing in tourney is so fun
+3291,@USER Oh but Bradford is awful! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user oh but bradford is awful . sarcasm
+4908,Why is ISIS an acronym for words in English? #irony,1,,,,,,,,why is isis an acronym for words in english . irony
+1464,Sanjay Dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it.|#irony,1,,,,,,,,sanjay dutt asks for parole to meet his wife whereas other husbands want parole from their wives but there no body exist to grant it . irony
+4524,@USER amazeballs. #superman #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user amazeballs . superman sarcasm
+419,Currently writing about how I plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day #irony,1,,,,,,,,currently writing about how i plan to stop procrastinating after leaving the paper untouched all day irony
+1075,"I just read, ""oftenly"" and threw up in my mouth a little.",1,"I would point out ""oftenly"" is not a word in the English language. I would explain the grammar and correct the weird to often",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just read oftenly and threw up in my mouth a little .
+2193,Why do I get the most views when my stories are boring,0,,,,,,,,why do i get the most views when my stories are boring
+1746,Stop gatekeeping retirement living communities. I am mentally and spiritually ready to move in.,1,Getting old is hard. I miss not having to worry about everything.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,stop gatekeeping retirement living communities . i am mentally and spiritually ready to move in .
+2154,"Spent all day waiting for an Amazon delivery (""before 9pm"") only to be told at 20:05 that it was ""undeliverable"" and will arrive tomorrow :face_with_rolling_eyes: real helpful timing there, @USER :thumbs_up:",1,,,,,,,,spent all day waiting for an amazon delivery before 9pm only to be told at 2005 that it was undeliverable and will arrive tomorrow facewithrollingeyes real helpful timing there user thumbsup
+4122,Only posting selfie’s?? On YOUR own Instagram account?? Crazy right,1,It's my Instagram for a reason why wouldn't it be all pictures of me?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,only posting selfies . on your own instagram account . crazy right
+4762,@USER @USER It was a compliment,1,,,,,,,,user user it was a compliment
+4955,Pulis is available. Will guarantee we stay up #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,pulis is available . will guarantee we stay up sarcasm
+2935,@USER but they put it in soaps and shampoo! It's healthy! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user but they put it in soaps and shampoo . its healthy . sarcasm
+3892,Just ate a toasted PB & honey sandwich for lunch. IT WAS ABSOLUTE BLISS. What are you having for lunch today?,0,,,,,,,,just ate a toasted pb honey sandwich for lunch . it was absolute bliss . what are you having for lunch today .
+1903,"I’ve actually given myself an angry headache reading all this shit today, I’m so upset at how we’ve allowed Meghan (and others) to be treated. Piers Morgan is an arsehole, I feel ashamed to be British and I want to see change.",0,,,,,,,,ive actually given myself an angry headache reading all this shit today im so upset at how weve allowed meghan and others to be treated . piers morgan is an arsehole i feel ashamed to be british and i want to see change .
+1556,It’s that time again. Please recommend some good period dramas and comedies.,0,,,,,,,,its that time again . please recommend some good period dramas and comedies .
+2511,@USER Glad to see someone has finally realised how funny Mark Lawrenson is and given him more work. He is a hoot. #sarcasm #goodgrief,1,,,,,,,,user glad to see someone has finally realised how funny mark lawrenson is and given him more work . he is a hoot . sarcasm goodgrief
+2901,@USER Reminder that City and United finished on the same number of points in 15/16…,0,,,,,,,,user reminder that city and united finished on the same number of points in 1516
+876,You know its a gonna be a good day when your roommate comes in saying she just took her aderol and is about to have an anxiety attack #not,1,,,,,,,,you know its a gonna be a good day when your roommate comes in saying she just took her aderol and is about to have an anxiety attack not
+1189,Stop being the fan. And be the person blowing minds. #irony,1,,,,,,,,stop being the fan . and be the person blowing minds . irony
+371,that is the face of a tired man hahahahah,0,,,,,,,,that is the face of a tired man hahahahah
+2130,"New year, new me, noodles",0,,,,,,,,new year new me noodles
+1602,Sometimes i just dont understand anything|#stubborn HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sometimes i just dont understand anythingstubborn httpurl
+1960,@USER shows you that APC is a free and fair party#run by intellectuals#and this is what we call democracy#not dictatorship#,0,,,,,,,,user shows you that apc is a free and fair partyrun by intellectualsand this is what we call democracynot dictatorship
+16,@USER Adding #traditional makes the statement #legit #justbecause #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user adding traditional makes the statement legit justbecause sarcasm
+2543,it's all about women in stem struggles. what about women in interactive media struggles: i no longer win against my friends in smash because they major in goddamn video game.,1,"Probably would not say it at all because the statement itself is kind of ridiculous. ""Because I'm in a media major, all of my friends are better at video games than me.""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its all about women in stem struggles . what about women in interactive media struggles i no longer win against my friends in smash because they major in goddamn video game .
+1735,Literally don’t fucking talk to me unless you are wearing a mask,0,,,,,,,,literally dont fucking talk to me unless you are wearing a mask
+4965,When my girlfriend goes to work I’m not sure what to do tbh.,0,,,,,,,,when my girlfriend goes to work im not sure what to do tbh .
+3058,@USER @USER great days there under Wilko. #not,1,,,,,,,,user user great days there under wilko . not
+4887,Once again my mavs victorious against those bulls. Have a nice trip home Neil and Stacey. BEEP. BEEP.,1,,,,,,,,once again my mavs victorious against those bulls . have a nice trip home neil and stacey . beep . beep .
+1782,I've definitely caught my sisters flu. Feeling a chesty cough brewing and it's the best start to the week. TGIM #not,1,,,,,,,,ive definitely caught my sisters flu . feeling a chesty cough brewing and its the best start to the week . tgim not
+4511,"Does the word ""counter-productive"" ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage? #irony",1,,,,,,,,does the word counterproductive ever mean anything to people when they sit around and dream up ideas to double their wage . irony
+1143,Thanks for shutting the city down.. #not,1,,,,,,,,thanks for shutting the city down . not
+3903,I was getting off the skii lift today and this dude bumped into me and goes “oh i’m sorry little guy” ?? Im literally 20. Also a girl,0,,,,,,,,i was getting off the skii lift today and this dude bumped into me and goes oh im sorry little guy . im literally 20 . also a girl
+3589,@USER @USER @USER Awesome! And well deserved.,0,,,,,,,,user user user awesome . and well deserved .
+2970,Hmm. Training for encouraging motivational change tonight. Don't know if I can be bothered to go. #irony #burnout,1,,,,,,,,hmm . training for encouraging motivational change tonight . dont know if i can be bothered to go . irony burnout
+2849,Gavaskar is a freakin' genius. #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,gavaskar is a freakin genius . not httpurl
+1052,"Oh no! I “accidentally” opened a bottle of wine, and there’s no one here to drink it but me.",1,,,,,,,,oh no . i accidentally opened a bottle of wine and theres no one here to drink it but me .
+4580,#Qricketlive I could not live without ketchup!!,1,,,,,,,,qricketlive i could not live without ketchup .
+797,"Oh @USER - how do we expect Year 2 children to learn their homophones when big companies can’t even get it right? Oh dear. That being said, I would like HEAR more about your offers please :face_savoring_food: #grammarpolice HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,oh user how do we expect year 2 children to learn their homophones when big companies cant even get it right . oh dear . that being said i would like hear more about your offers please facesavoringfood grammarpolice httpurl
+2742,Lol boy i just wanted a fuck not a relationship #not trying to sound like a hoe.,1,,,,,,,,lol boy i just wanted a fuck not a relationship not trying to sound like a hoe .
+1904,Just your standard 16 minute long cover :face_with_tears_of_joy: #dropthepressure #flashcassette #mylo HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,just your standard 16 minute long cover facewithtearsofjoy dropthepressure flashcassette mylo httpurl
+2642,@USER @USER @USER That is fine company!,0,,,,,,,,user user user that is fine company .
+180,So men can't be virgins? A'aight then. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,so men cant be virgins . aaight then . httpurl
+814,@USER The pace of KCRoyals activity at the Winter Meetings is giving me vertigo! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user the pace of kcroyals activity at the winter meetings is giving me vertigo . sarcasm
+2031,The FOMO not being in a pub with everyone is real :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,the fomo not being in a pub with everyone is real loudlycryingface
+2515,@USER you'd really want to watch that!! #excessivecomsumption #not!,1,,,,,,,,user youd really want to watch that . excessivecomsumption not .
+3097,HTTPURL #Landlord collects #Rent from #HoneyBees in #BeeHive .. #Bee #Honey #ItalianBees HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl landlord collects rent from honeybees in beehive . bee honey italianbees httpurl
+2751,36 hours no food no drink going strong #not #givemeabrew :folded_hands::loudly_crying_face::hot_beverage:,1,,,,,,,,36 hours no food no drink going strong not givemeabrew foldedhandsloudlycryingfacehotbeverage
+1666,As a woman I dont need hobbies dreams or goals cause I can spend all my time wondering why he didnt text back crying into a bag of doughnuts,1,Women have more going on in their life than their romantic relationships.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,as a woman i dont need hobbies dreams or goals cause i can spend all my time wondering why he didnt text back crying into a bag of doughnuts
+529,Just tested my egg drop at my apartment complex and it fell on a man’s head $smiley$ but no worries he was bald so the yolk just wiped right off,1,"Just tested my egg drop at my apartment complex and it fell on a man's head $smiley$ he said it was fine because he has no hair, but I felt awful about it.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just tested my egg drop at my apartment complex and it fell on a mans head smiley but no worries he was bald so the yolk just wiped right off
+2600,Isabelle sends me the nicest texts #not :persevering_face::confounded_face::broken_heart:,1,,,,,,,,isabelle sends me the nicest texts not perseveringfaceconfoundedfacebrokenheart
+3765,WTF!! #billcosby conviction was just overturned by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court!! #wtf #WHY #me2 @USER,0,,,,,,,,wtf . billcosby conviction was just overturned by the pennsylvania supreme court . wtf why me2 user
+3726,"for the record, I still like the Carl Crawford signing #TeamTheo",1,,,,,,,,for the record i still like the carl crawford signing teamtheo
+4604,“it’s hotter in the america right now and it feels fine british people are just being dramatic :face_with_rolling_eyes:” QUICK ARE YOU SAYING THIS INSIDE UR AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE :double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark::double_exclamation_mark:,1,americans can’t say the heat in england is nothing when they have ac,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its hotter in the america right now and it feels fine british people are just being dramatic facewithrollingeyes quick are you saying this inside ur air conditioned house doubleexclamationmarkdoubleexclamationmarkdoubleexclamationmark
+4596,How in the world will I start my day once Kaitlyn gets tired of #Frozen? #sarcasm #Idontwanttobuildasnowman #mommyproblems #mommylife,1,,,,,,,,how in the world will i start my day once kaitlyn gets tired of frozen . sarcasm idontwanttobuildasnowman mommyproblems mommylife
+1235,@USER THX4FLW! FLWtheMUSIC @USER @USER WE R #ElektrikBLOOM #ElektrikFANTASY #iwant2DRIFT #Elev8TheUnderground!,0,,,,,,,,user thx4flw . flwthemusic user user we r elektrikbloom elektrikfantasy iwant2drift elev8theunderground .
+3766,Well today has just started off great. #not,1,,,,,,,,well today has just started off great . not
+2205,"Currently reading a Beowulf translation by Maria Dahvana Headley, and the focus on the feminine and modern language has me captivated!",0,,,,,,,,currently reading a beowulf translation by maria dahvana headley and the focus on the feminine and modern language has me captivated .
+941,#almajmoua participating in the 4th #CSR forum #lebanon #togetherwegrow #not-for-profit #microfinance #supporting.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,almajmoua participating in the 4th csr forum lebanon togetherwegrow notforprofit microfinance supporting . httpurl
+4940,I have plans. I feel sick. What a surprising turn of events. #not,1,,,,,,,,i have plans . i feel sick . what a surprising turn of events . not
+4234,"@USER @USER I'm not sure why they shot him, it would help if we could see both sides of what happened.",0,,,,,,,,user user im not sure why they shot him it would help if we could see both sides of what happened .
+3978,"@USER transfer fund of £250,00 is given to .. Nottingham Forest a team with a transfer embargo. #irony",1,,,,,,,,user transfer fund of 25000 is given to . nottingham forest a team with a transfer embargo . irony
+1410,Come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach #irony #work HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,come to jhb to play volleyball on a fake beach irony work httpurl
+3039,so @USER really knocked it out of the park on this album. there are not enough words that can describe how much i love BILC. i could spend forever inside of it :black_heart:,0,,,,,,,,so user really knocked it out of the park on this album . there are not enough words that can describe how much i love bilc . i could spend forever inside of it blackheart
+5008,Did you know? Abuse and alcoholism and depression will just :sparkles:disappear:sparkles: if the country is opened completely during a pandemic? #trumpisanidiot #bidenharris2020,1,"Trump thinks that if people socialize during a pandemic, every mental health issue will be solved.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,did you know . abuse and alcoholism and depression will just sparklesdisappearsparkles if the country is opened completely during a pandemic . trumpisanidiot bidenharris2020
+2127,Happy Valentine's day I hope everyone gets pregnant so we can have more Scorpios in the world,0,,,,,,,,happy valentines day i hope everyone gets pregnant so we can have more scorpios in the world
+791,I love working for an hour and not getting paid for it #not,1,,,,,,,,i love working for an hour and not getting paid for it not
+2567,@USER cropped her own child out of her picture. #motheroftheyear #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user cropped her own child out of her picture . motheroftheyear not httpurl
+2906,"I believe in consequences for everyone. Say something racist or racially ignorant, there should be consequences. Say something homophobic or ignorant to LGBTQ+, consequences. We can’t pick & choose when we believe in accountability",0,,,,,,,,i believe in consequences for everyone . say something racist or racially ignorant there should be consequences . say something homophobic or ignorant to lgbtq consequences . we cant pick choose when we believe in accountability
+1164,Fischer ordered fish and chips #irony,1,,,,,,,,fischer ordered fish and chips irony
+4734,nice profile pic @USER I like it,1,,,,,,,,nice profile pic user i like it
+1598,My last final today then straight to my surgeons #WhatAGoodWeek #Not,1,,,,,,,,my last final today then straight to my surgeons whatagoodweek not
+1991,"@USER @USER @USER Does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes, OR do we have to take into account going to the bar? Either way it’s a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids.",1,I don’t think he drank 11 beers every hour,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user user does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes or do we have to take into account going to the bar . either way its a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids .
+4495,Oh how I love this #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,oh how i love this not httpurl
+2366,"Also, two whole episodes this season with no D'avin at all. :frowning_face: #killjoys",0,,,,,,,,also two whole episodes this season with no davin at all . frowningface killjoys
+3620,Love that someone broke into my car this morning,1,"I could say ""I hate that someone broke into my car this morning.""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love that someone broke into my car this morning
+1207,summer just fully went to me: speaking of singstar .. hun ? we weren’t even talking,0,,,,,,,,summer just fully went to me speaking of singstar . hun . we werent even talking
+3860,happy birthday pretty! hope it's great<3 @USER,0,,,,,,,,happy birthday pretty . hope its great3 user
+1870,@USER Hope it remains this way for the next week..,1,,,,,,,,user hope it remains this way for the next week .
+198,@USER yup it must be good to be ivy league Educated because it does alot of good #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user yup it must be good to be ivy league educated because it does alot of good sarcasm
+3132,"At least I'm used to this side effect from my infusion, and I'm very grateful that I'm not experiencing any of that full body pain I had after my last infusion. The IV steroids must be working!! And tomorrow is day one of a steroid pack",0,,,,,,,,at least im used to this side effect from my infusion and im very grateful that im not experiencing any of that full body pain i had after my last infusion . the iv steroids must be working . and tomorrow is day one of a steroid pack
+4270,Tim Lovejoy looks absolutely ancient. His beard must be trying to compensate for the lack of hair on his head.,1,,,,,,,,tim lovejoy looks absolutely ancient . his beard must be trying to compensate for the lack of hair on his head .
+4197,I only like 2D women,1,,,,,,,,i only like 2d women
+3744,2 x sand eating toddlers for sale. No previous owners. DM for details x,1,"I would love a break from my children who have been misbehaving, for example they keep eating sand.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,2 x sand eating toddlers for sale . no previous owners . dm for details x
+23,#Irony|Jihadi killers in #Ottawa #Sidney & #Peshawar are rogue acts while|FratBoy UVa Rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws..|#tcot,1,,,,,,,,ironyjihadi killers in ottawa sidney peshawar are rogue acts whilefratboy uva rapists are symbolic of deeper societal flaws . tcot
+1696,What a night of fights. #UFC200,1,,,,,,,,what a night of fights . ufc200
+1460,"""If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, or walk with kings nor lose the common touch""",0,,,,,,,,if you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue or walk with kings nor lose the common touch
+2028,there are things we are made to go through #not to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker,0,,,,,,,,there are things we are made to go through not to harm us but to given us a lesson to teach to someone weaker
+3569,I :red_heart: my dad,1,,,,,,,,i redheart my dad
+1302,i have this reoccurring nightmare where i accidentally forget to put on shoes before school and i have to spend the whole day barefoot,0,,,,,,,,i have this reoccurring nightmare where i accidentally forget to put on shoes before school and i have to spend the whole day barefoot
+1762,how has jennifer garner literally not aged #yesday,0,,,,,,,,how has jennifer garner literally not aged yesday
+1168,Wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts I didn't attend is exactly what I want to be doing right now instead of sleeping #NOT,1,,,,,,,,wow writing 3 reviews on 3 concerts i didnt attend is exactly what i want to be doing right now instead of sleeping not
+2641,i can’t find my earbuds anywhere. please kill me,1,,,,,,,,i cant find my earbuds anywhere . please kill me
+569,More Life to Me :relieved_face::partying_face: #23,0,,,,,,,,more life to me relievedfacepartyingface 23
+1753,I just love EU servers.. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,i just love eu servers . not
+4505,roll n' square sausage and a cup of tea from Robyn's Nest on Maryhill Rd. AMAZING.,0,,,,,,,,roll n square sausage and a cup of tea from robyns nest on maryhill rd . amazing .
+4681,If u got a pussy lip hangin out ur panties rn then like this. It’s for science,0,,,,,,,,if u got a pussy lip hangin out ur panties rn then like this . its for science
+4443,"I think literally anyone can be in Smash now after that announcement, so look out for the other four DLC announcements of Crash, Goku, Ronald McDonald and Neville LongBottom in the future #SmashBrosUltimate #Persona5",1,,,,,,,,i think literally anyone can be in smash now after that announcement so look out for the other four dlc announcements of crash goku ronald mcdonald and neville longbottom in the future smashbrosultimate persona5
+4077,So excited to start this job!:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,1,I’m not exciting to start this job,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,so excited to start this job . smilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+257,I want to touch alex caruso’s bald head,0,,,,,,,,i want to touch alex carusos bald head
+3072,Would Henry VII have approved this? A royal marrying a divorced American? How we have strayed..,1,,,,,,,,would henry vii have approved this . a royal marrying a divorced american . how we have strayed .
+3085,Great one :thumbs_up_medium-light_skin_tone:,1,,,,,,,,great one thumbsupmediumlightskintone
+2885,Markets already down,0,,,,,,,,markets already down
+1313,"yes, by all means, incite more white supremacist violence HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,yes by all means incite more white supremacist violence httpurl
+1480,remember when everyone’s feeds were just retweeted giveaways lool those were the days,1,Remember when there was only giveaways? I do not miss that.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,remember when everyones feeds were just retweeted giveaways lool those were the days
+2886,Can't wait for next year when it's a Cyber Month Sale. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,cant wait for next year when its a cyber month sale . sarcasm
+3725,"I'm okay with snow, but sleet #howaboutno|:face_screaming_in_fear:",0,,,,,,,,im okay with snow but sleet howaboutnofacescreaminginfear
+2166,Just found out there are Etch A Sketch apps. #irony #oldschool #notoldschool,1,,,,,,,,just found out there are etch a sketch apps . irony oldschool notoldschool
+3262,"Will #NASA go metric before it inches to Mars? 3,600 miles is 5,794 kms by the way #OrionLaunch #NASA_Orion HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,will nasa go metric before it inches to mars . 3600 miles is 5794 kms by the way orionlaunch nasaorion httpurl
+5146,We all have them people on Instagram who put the most pointless hashtags #Can #you #not,0,,,,,,,,we all have them people on instagram who put the most pointless hashtags can you not
+4670,"@USER @USER @USER I'm trying to decide if that cover says ""lonely widower' or not. #not",1,,,,,,,,user user user im trying to decide if that cover says lonely widower or not . not
+2017,"To all those who held back in #2014 start again in #2015 as.. ""@USER It's never too late to start! HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,to all those who held back in 2014 start again in 2015 as . user its never too late to start . httpurl
+2870,@USER they can use white/maroon xmas trees $smiley$ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user they can use whitemaroon xmas trees smiley sarcasm
+5136,Plan on using the last 16% of my battery on listening to @USER @USER get through the day #big☆now,0,,,,,,,,plan on using the last 16 of my battery on listening to user user get through the day bignow
+4188,"@USER @USER Don't know if they've changed their minds, but in the past they have made a point of saying they have no intention of creating a token.",0,,,,,,,,user user dont know if theyve changed their minds but in the past they have made a point of saying they have no intention of creating a token .
+3662,Jurassic World 2 trailer at 2am? Never have I been so grateful to have sleep problems,1,,,,,,,,jurassic world 2 trailer at 2am . never have i been so grateful to have sleep problems
+4633,"#Corpsman wisdom: I had a head cold, so I took my own advice - Motrin, hydrated and changed my socks. Cold eliminated #sarcasm #navy",1,,,,,,,,corpsman wisdom i had a head cold so i took my own advice motrin hydrated and changed my socks . cold eliminated sarcasm navy
+1486,Well it's always a good time losing at the Bay..#sarcasm @USER @USER @USER,1,,,,,,,,well its always a good time losing at the bay . sarcasm user user user
+4644,Just received an email that I am the heir to the Nigerian Petroleum Corporation. I should immediately send them all my bank info. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,just received an email that i am the heir to the nigerian petroleum corporation . i should immediately send them all my bank info . sarcasm
+4267,My ex got the covid vaccine..he kept saying he wasn’t going to get it and I told him about my medical issues and how it’s not about him but people like me..and he thought about it and got it. He gets his second dose next month!,0,,,,,,,,my ex got the covid vaccine . he kept saying he wasnt going to get it and i told him about my medical issues and how its not about him but people like me . and he thought about it and got it . he gets his second dose next month .
+607,Why can't the way I feel about weed also be the same way I feel about exercising,0,,,,,,,,why cant the way i feel about weed also be the same way i feel about exercising
+2179,2 days off the next two weeks. 3 in the new yr. Love working over xmas. #not #needthemoney,1,,,,,,,,2 days off the next two weeks . 3 in the new yr . love working over xmas . not needthemoney
+2375,love waking up in a panic :woozy_face::woozy_face:,1,I do not like waking up in a panic,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,love waking up in a panic woozyfacewoozyface
+902,"@USER @USER |""Colored?"" |Don't they prefer ""negro"" now?|#sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user colored . dont they prefer negro now . sarcasm
+3344,love taking the subway alone at 2:40am #not,1,,,,,,,,love taking the subway alone at 240am not
+584,"""calm down, I've only had it a couple weeks"" :face_with_raised_eyebrow::unamused_face:",0,,,,,,,,calm down ive only had it a couple weeks facewithraisedeyebrowunamusedface
+1906,today is just starting out fabulous #not,1,,,,,,,,today is just starting out fabulous not
+4303,Yay I love being awake at 5 in the morning :grinning_face::water_pistol: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,yay i love being awake at 5 in the morning grinningfacewaterpistol sarcasm
+3847,"@USER #PSA Hey Jay, I tuned in when u said ""why all the cocaine talk today..after tweeting coke joke saw it's Escobar's 65th #irony",1,,,,,,,,user psa hey jay i tuned in when u said why all the cocaine talk today . after tweeting coke joke saw its escobars 65th irony
+3669,@USER happy birthday!!,0,,,,,,,,user happy birthday .
+983,Love that my buses are every half an hour:angry_face::pouting_face::face_with_steam_from_nose: #not,1,,,,,,,,love that my buses are every half an hourangryfacepoutingfacefacewithsteamfromnose not
+1187,World's greatest wars can be won with mind. Invincible is the one going on within mind. #lifequotes #irony #copycatsays,1,,,,,,,,worlds greatest wars can be won with mind . invincible is the one going on within mind . lifequotes irony copycatsays
+3606,"When you think you're in Bedford but you're actually in Wellingborough, oh joy of joys!! #delayedtrain #signalproblems #emtrains #mylifeneedstoimprove",1,,,,,,,,when you think youre in bedford but youre actually in wellingborough oh joy of joys . delayedtrain signalproblems emtrains mylifeneedstoimprove
+2777,"@USER imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though :oncoming_fist_light_skin_tone:",0,,,,,,,,user imagine your delivery being 2 hours late and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm coincidentally the same time the office closes . but its okay my 3 delivery fee is being refunded though oncomingfistlightskintone
+1709,Sat on yet another stationary @USER train for 15 minutes with no explanation from the driver. Your service is just top drawer. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,sat on yet another stationary user train for 15 minutes with no explanation from the driver . your service is just top drawer . sarcasm
+2409,"just took my little sister’s fake prom pictures at the same place i took mine while one of her friends wore my old dress i am feeling very sentimental:,)",0,,,,,,,,just took my little sisters fake prom pictures at the same place i took mine while one of her friends wore my old dress i am feeling very sentimental
+4385,I wonder if it's too late for me to re-enroll in University and relive it all just one last time.,0,,,,,,,,i wonder if its too late for me to reenroll in university and relive it all just one last time .
+286,dude that was just in my dms is at the hospital waiting on his kid to be born :skull:,0,,,,,,,,dude that was just in my dms is at the hospital waiting on his kid to be born skull
+2657,"If im your last resort, dont even bother..",0,,,,,,,,if im your last resort dont even bother .
+4720,"One or my friends has a crush on me, and I feel sad that I don't feel the same way. Because I know EXACTLY how that feels. I hate this feeling. :disappointed_face:",0,,,,,,,,one or my friends has a crush on me and i feel sad that i dont feel the same way . because i know exactly how that feels . i hate this feeling . disappointedface
+1937,This might be the funniest tweet of Donal Trump ever :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,this might be the funniest tweet of donal trump ever facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+2291,Hangovers and work.. #Sarcasm RT @USER What is your favorite thing about Monday?,1,,,,,,,,hangovers and work . sarcasm rt user what is your favorite thing about monday .
+1772,@USER @USER Yeah thanks for that! #not,1,,,,,,,,user user yeah thanks for that . not
+3351,@USER you're hilarious..#not,1,,,,,,,,user youre hilarious . not
+2461,#mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing 'the most wonderful time of the year' as i walk to the office #irony,1,,,,,,,,mondaymorning pouring rain and i am singing the most wonderful time of the year as i walk to the office irony
+2722,No response always seems to attract response. The #irony! #aintnobodygottimeforthat,1,,,,,,,,no response always seems to attract response . the irony . aintnobodygottimeforthat
+3881,@USER # SHOCKING #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user shocking not
+2469,#Laundrymatfun#LOL#NOT#YesIsaidNOT#spincycle#youspinmeround#recordplayer#thatsmykid#80smusic#teachingth HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,laundrymatfunlolnotyesisaidnotspincycleyouspinmeroundrecordplayerthatsmykid80smusicteachingth httpurl
+3527,@USER reminds of me of myself when i was younger||#not,1,,,,,,,,user reminds of me of myself when i was youngernot
+2651,@USER @USER @USER That's cute. His dad makes him rich and he files bankruptcy a few times and you think that makes him smart. Very cute.,1,,,,,,,,user user user thats cute . his dad makes him rich and he files bankruptcy a few times and you think that makes him smart . very cute .
+945,"Have successfully avoided everything from season 4 - which I've not seen and there's an S5 one, in my timeline. Thanks Indy! #Not",1,,,,,,,,have successfully avoided everything from season 4 which ive not seen and theres an s5 one in my timeline . thanks indy . not
+4129,Write hundred tweets on Kejriwal every day and then go on to declare that he is irrelevant when it comes to Indian politics! #Irony,1,,,,,,,,write hundred tweets on kejriwal every day and then go on to declare that he is irrelevant when it comes to indian politics . irony
+1106,I can’t believe it’s been 20 years!! I’m still as much in love with them now as I was back then :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: @USER they gave me the most amazing friend in @USER :blue_heart::blue_heart::blue_heart::blue_heart: #20yearsofBlue,0,,,,,,,,i cant believe its been 20 years . im still as much in love with them now as i was back then rollingonthefloorlaughing user they gave me the most amazing friend in user blueheartblueheartblueheartblueheart 20yearsofblue
+4037,"Forgive them for you, not for them",0,,,,,,,,forgive them for you not for them
+2770,just realised the first time I will listen to Red (taylor's version) will be on the way to printworks so I will literally be crying in the club,0,,,,,,,,just realised the first time i will listen to red taylors version will be on the way to printworks so i will literally be crying in the club
+3185,watching the sopranos is neat. the overarching theme of characters dealing with the dissonance of real life vs nostalgia/popular entertainment portrayals of the mob is engaging. also fun watching said badass mobsters dealing with the monotony of suburbia.,0,,,,,,,,watching the sopranos is neat . the overarching theme of characters dealing with the dissonance of real life vs nostalgiapopular entertainment portrayals of the mob is engaging . also fun watching said badass mobsters dealing with the monotony of suburbia .
+394,Men will literally fake an injury on the football field instead of going to therapy,1,Men should go to therapy!!,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,men will literally fake an injury on the football field instead of going to therapy
+3235,"Wow. Liam Neeson is coming across as a rational man,isn't he!!?",1,"Just because he had a family member attacked by a black person, doesn't give Liam Neeson the right to kill a random person of colour.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,wow . liam neeson is coming across as a rational manisnt he .
+4509,@USER Lol I reckon. Was all in jest. I hope.,0,,,,,,,,user lol i reckon . was all in jest . i hope .
+1526,@USER @USER For Queen and country yet they go down and destroy an English city and attack English police lol #IRONY,1,,,,,,,,user user for queen and country yet they go down and destroy an english city and attack english police lol irony
+2114,Hey @USER any chance we could see a civic in Rocket League? :winking_face:,0,,,,,,,,hey user any chance we could see a civic in rocket league . winkingface
+860,#Arizona #Court #Of #Appeals #Decides #Not #To #Retry #Milke: Thursday the Arizona Court of Appeals ordered a lower.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,arizona court of appeals decides not to retry milke thursday the arizona court of appeals ordered a lower . httpurl
+777,"Whoever’s toddler ass sprayed the entire toilet backstage, I hope you stub your toe and bite your tongue really hard. also you were clearly dehydrated, go drink some damn water like an adult",1,I hope whoever keeps peeing all over the bathroom at work stops doing that.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,whoevers toddler ass sprayed the entire toilet backstage i hope you stub your toe and bite your tongue really hard . also you were clearly dehydrated go drink some damn water like an adult
+4517,2020 couldn’t get any worse HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,2020 couldnt get any worse httpurl
+935,thinking about when i told my old coworker i had a gf and she said i was ‘so brave’,0,,,,,,,,thinking about when i told my old coworker i had a gf and she said i was so brave
+4337,I love when you go to shop for plus size clothing and it's always just shoved under women's and it doesn't have any subcategories so u just have to wade thru everything like a pig being thrown slop,1,I hate how difficult it is to shop for plus size clothes.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love when you go to shop for plus size clothing and its always just shoved under womens and it doesnt have any subcategories so u just have to wade thru everything like a pig being thrown slop
+2864,it’s Songkran right now in Thailand and I wish I was there:weary_face::weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,its songkran right now in thailand and i wish i was therewearyfacewearyface
+1027,"The word ""#Trust"" coming out of the mouths of #Holder or #Obama is just rich with #irony and #hypocrisy. #IRS #racebaiters",1,,,,,,,,the word trust coming out of the mouths of holder or obama is just rich with irony and hypocrisy . irs racebaiters
+1161,u know those days where you just need to stare at a wall for 45 mins,0,,,,,,,,u know those days where you just need to stare at a wall for 45 mins
+2398,"I just cleaned up my following list. If you feel I've unfollowed you in error, let me know. Friends and family whose Tweep names I didn't recognize, fellow writers with whom I've interacted once or twice or more, tweeple who just can't live without me. Y'all lemme hear from you.",0,,,,,,,,i just cleaned up my following list . if you feel ive unfollowed you in error let me know . friends and family whose tweep names i didnt recognize fellow writers with whom ive interacted once or twice or more tweeple who just cant live without me . yall lemme hear from you .
+4584,This photo of @USER 's pool via @USER has really brightened up my morning..#not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,this photo of user s pool via user has really brightened up my morning . not httpurl
+283,absolutely love waking up to the fire alarm at 7 am :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,1,I hate waking up to the fire alarm at 7 am.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,absolutely love waking up to the fire alarm at 7 am smilingfacewithhearteyes
+2753,"Incredible scenes in Nottingham, as it begins to rain for the first time this hour.",1,I'm not surprised that it's raining again.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,incredible scenes in nottingham as it begins to rain for the first time this hour .
+712,Yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow..so.stoked. #not,1,,,,,,,,yet another out of a million doctor visits tomorrow . so . stoked . not
+2202,unreal how much i love my new tattoo,0,,,,,,,,unreal how much i love my new tattoo
+4554,A wonderful day of starting work at 6am #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,a wonderful day of starting work at 6am sarcasm
+651,i hope @USER is having a great day,0,,,,,,,,i hope user is having a great day
+4854,i miss scotty i find ugly little dogs and i think about how funny he would think it is HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i miss scotty i find ugly little dogs and i think about how funny he would think it is httpurl
+894,@USER his song Angel of Death is a good one. It has lyrics bashing the Vatican #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user his song angel of death is a good one . it has lyrics bashing the vatican sarcasm
+4913,@USER This year's class picture is so awesome. Really awesome! #irony :oncoming_fist: hahahahaha :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,user this years class picture is so awesome . really awesome . irony oncomingfist hahahahaha facewithtearsofjoy
+581,Can't wait to see all the ig pics of people bragging about what they got #not #noonegivesafuck,1,,,,,,,,cant wait to see all the ig pics of people bragging about what they got not noonegivesafuck
+1538,Haven't been to sleep. Feeling AWESOME. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,havent been to sleep . feeling awesome . sarcasm
+991,Monday mornings are my fave $smiley$ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,monday mornings are my fave smiley sarcasm
+4210,It's just SUPER to be ignored when you put out a desperate plea. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,its just super to be ignored when you put out a desperate plea . sarcasm
+1229,I think I might be an artist #not #flowers #pretty #love #beautiful #painting #art #nature #lchs HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i think i might be an artist not flowers pretty love beautiful painting art nature lchs httpurl
+3195,And that's a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies. Ending in the Berkshires. #BoseL1Model2.,0,,,,,,,,and thats a wrap for 2014 shows kiddies . ending in the berkshires . bosel1model2 .
+2782,Suppose I best move my arse to the #gym. Anything to put off wrapping presents :confused_face::wrapped_gift: #christmas #chore,0,,,,,,,,suppose i best move my arse to the gym . anything to put off wrapping presents confusedfacewrappedgift christmas chore
+616,"I have a VERY limited number of press seats available for a Meet Me There screening in Austin on January 21. Hit me up, press types.",0,,,,,,,,i have a very limited number of press seats available for a meet me there screening in austin on january 21 . hit me up press types .
+2533,@USER the resemblance is uncanny! #sarcasm #firefly @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user the resemblance is uncanny . sarcasm firefly user httpurl
+3596,Breakdown very much pending not sure how much I can take of this :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,breakdown very much pending not sure how much i can take of this wearyface
+3710,#LRT -- Gee. Good thing there's no #WarOnWomen. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,lrt gee . good thing theres no waronwomen . sarcasm
+2474,also sick names #not,1,,,,,,,,also sick names not
+282,@USER Reviewer 2: this is a very weak paper that fails proof of concept. Stating a cat bed is also a wizard's hat is totally wrong and your data cannot support this,1,"""this reminds me of the reviewer 2 trope""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user reviewer 2 this is a very weak paper that fails proof of concept . stating a cat bed is also a wizards hat is totally wrong and your data cannot support this
+4300,One of my workmates got me bubble tea for free bc she works in one of the shops :loudly_crying_face: my heart :loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,one of my workmates got me bubble tea for free bc she works in one of the shops loudlycryingface my heart loudlycryingface
+1116,"Second day in a row that I'm late to work. Thanks, @USER Service definitely worth a fare hike. #sarcasm HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,second day in a row that im late to work . thanks user service definitely worth a fare hike . sarcasm httpurl
+751,25 Historical Images That Normalize #Breastfeeding HTTPURL via @USER We're so more tolerant now..#sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,25 historical images that normalize breastfeeding httpurl via user were so more tolerant now . sarcasm
+4980,@USER You are freer in Bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the Arab world! #Irony much,1,,,,,,,,user you are freer in bethlehem than you would be anywhere in rest of the arab world . irony much
+1611,"Hang on, Daniel believes he's invented a soluble powder that cures hangovers. Can you 'invent' crushed up Berocca? #TheApprentice",1,,,,,,,,hang on daniel believes hes invented a soluble powder that cures hangovers . can you invent crushed up berocca . theapprentice
+3549,PSA: a part ≠ apart. They mean opposite things.,0,,,,,,,,psa a part apart . they mean opposite things .
+1091,"Yea, yea that's logical. #Not",1,,,,,,,,yea yea thats logical . not
+4873,i forgot i have tickets to the disney princess broadway celebration in november um i hope that they replace laura with christy altomare,0,,,,,,,,i forgot i have tickets to the disney princess broadway celebration in november um i hope that they replace laura with christy altomare
+441,me not turning up to work is a feminist movement actually,1,Being anti-feminist by skipping my right to work,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,me not turning up to work is a feminist movement actually
+3220,You know it's going to be a great day when you're Garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself #not #slowclap,1,,,,,,,,you know its going to be a great day when youre garmin resets itself and you spill some cinnamon down yourself not slowclap
+530,"@USER he hasn't been diagnosed w/ bipolar disorder yet I'm assuming?He needs to ""beat"" his ""hard feeling"" emotions into submission. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user he hasnt been diagnosed w bipolar disorder yet im assuming . he needs to beat his hard feeling emotions into submission . sarcasm
+4065,Someone dies and suddenly everyone wants to suck them off.,1,,,,,,,,someone dies and suddenly everyone wants to suck them off .
+3159,@USER @USER @USER Hahahahahahahhahaha! I was some one and it happened to be ya! #Sarcasm!,1,,,,,,,,user user user hahahahahahahhahaha . i was some one and it happened to be ya . sarcasm .
+2134,@USER @USER @USER Jamie took over my account. Don't worry,0,,,,,,,,user user user jamie took over my account . dont worry
+5137,Just walked #Frodo's path from #LOTR in #LOTRO ..geek quota for the week is already met :-p Here's the start.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,just walked frodos path from lotr in lotro . geek quota for the week is already met p heres the start . httpurl
+4431,The only thing I got from college is a caffeine addiction,1,"College is really difficult, expensive, tiring, and I often question if a degree is worth the stress.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the only thing i got from college is a caffeine addiction
+1277,I love seeing what you guys got #not,1,,,,,,,,i love seeing what you guys got not
+3953,Can I ask why we didn't hv GEJ n PDP trending yesterday night #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,can i ask why we didnt hv gej n pdp trending yesterday night sarcasm httpurl
+3649,"@USER I don’t get anywhere near £500 a month on UC though. I basically get told “you get what you get, and if you don’t like it you can fuck off and die.” One thing’s for certain, I wouldn’t cross a puddle for the benefits I’m on, let alone the Channel.",0,,,,,,,,user i dont get anywhere near 500 a month on uc though . i basically get told you get what you get and if you dont like it you can fuck off and die . one things for certain i wouldnt cross a puddle for the benefits im on let alone the channel .
+261,Rain and sleet hun? Yeah I totally want to get dress and go to work. Sounds like fun #not #iwannagobacktobed,1,,,,,,,,rain and sleet hun . yeah i totally want to get dress and go to work . sounds like fun not iwannagobacktobed
+769,i found out about a cat antique shop in wichita falls today and i can’t stop thinking about it,0,,,,,,,,i found out about a cat antique shop in wichita falls today and i cant stop thinking about it
+1351,"#Video on #Jesus and #Bulldogs which is #deep and #meaningful|cough, #sarcasm|#dog #dogs #bulldog #religion #vlog|HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,video on jesus and bulldogs which is deep and meaningfulcough sarcasmdog dogs bulldog religion vloghttpurl
+235,there's no place on this world for anyone who hates mint chocolate I'm sorry it's just survival of the fittest,1,,,,,,,,theres no place on this world for anyone who hates mint chocolate im sorry its just survival of the fittest
+3276,@USER Aren't humans the ones who are playing the sport? #irony,1,,,,,,,,user arent humans the ones who are playing the sport . irony
+472,So despite the fact that I was up till 4 studying and had to wake up at 7 I think this day is going to be great :unamused_face: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,so despite the fact that i was up till 4 studying and had to wake up at 7 i think this day is going to be great unamusedface sarcasm
+2572,@USER @USER @USER @USER well played Matt. Well played.,0,,,,,,,,user user user user well played matt . well played .
+3214,@USER Just abt 2 say d same #irony $smiley$ I'm not sure whether Oxford Brookes Uni is part of Oxford Uni. yet his CV is impressive still!,1,,,,,,,,user just abt 2 say d same irony smiley im not sure whether oxford brookes uni is part of oxford uni . yet his cv is impressive still .
+4141,I need a misadventure form because I broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times #irony,1,,,,,,,,i need a misadventure form because i broke my hand practising and rewriting this english essay 500 times irony
+608,If you get a automatic car do you have to do a driving test again . :automobile::sport_utility_vehicle:,0,,,,,,,,if you get a automatic car do you have to do a driving test again . automobilesportutilityvehicle
+3535,Tomorrow will be a great day..#not,1,,,,,,,,tomorrow will be a great day . not
+4445,When you show your valid 16-25 railcard and shes charges you full price anyway. Great service from Tamworth #not @USER,1,,,,,,,,when you show your valid 1625 railcard and shes charges you full price anyway . great service from tamworth not user
+50,"Grealish is just good. You hate to admit it, but damn.",0,,,,,,,,grealish is just good . you hate to admit it but damn .
+2847,I keep seeing people with knockoff skzoo plushies and I just hope they know they're fake ones,0,,,,,,,,i keep seeing people with knockoff skzoo plushies and i just hope they know theyre fake ones
+4152,"We're on to the eat whatever i bought reduced and shoved in the freezer stage of moving out. We've got black pudding, squid, bass, fishless fingers, chicken thighs, homemade wildgarlic butter, chili, curry, bolognese, 1/2 tub carte d'hor ..",0,,,,,,,,were on to the eat whatever i bought reduced and shoved in the freezer stage of moving out . weve got black pudding squid bass fishless fingers chicken thighs homemade wildgarlic butter chili curry bolognese 12 tub carte dhor .
+142,I just love 160 question tests in the morning. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i just love 160 question tests in the morning . sarcasm
+1128,"Don't you just love when you say hi to someone in the hallway and they completely ignore you? Yeah, I love that too. :unamused_face::oncoming_fist: #not",1,,,,,,,,dont you just love when you say hi to someone in the hallway and they completely ignore you . yeah i love that too . unamusedfaceoncomingfist not
+1862,@USER thats not weird at all #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user thats not weird at all sarcasm
+1194,i need human stimulation in order to be productive… anyone who’s down to find a space to co-work from “home” together pls hmu!!,0,,,,,,,,i need human stimulation in order to be productive anyone whos down to find a space to cowork from home together pls hmu .
+4353,"Today's court proceedings, allowing prisoners access to books in England & Wales, surely confirms it's time to limit judicial review. #irony",1,,,,,,,,todays court proceedings allowing prisoners access to books in england wales surely confirms its time to limit judicial review . irony
+43,Being ignored is still in my top ten things I love. #sarcasmtweet #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,being ignored is still in my top ten things i love . sarcasmtweet sarcasm
+4328,Both of these jeans are size 10. the ones in front are @USER and the ones in the back are a less expensive brand. You see the issue here right?? #FatShaming #clothessizing #DoBetter #jeans #disappointed HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,both of these jeans are size 10 . the ones in front are user and the ones in the back are a less expensive brand . you see the issue here right . fatshaming clothessizing dobetter jeans disappointed httpurl
+3557,I give people a break 2 say that without my supporting cast that none of my works would of made it is tosh. Did nobody get #Extras #irony,1,,,,,,,,i give people a break 2 say that without my supporting cast that none of my works would of made it is tosh . did nobody get extras irony
+3856,In sunny spain at the moment!! Hows it all in england?,1,"its sunny in spain, sorry its raining back at home.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,in sunny spain at the moment . hows it all in england .
+1474,"Ok good, i've been bitten on my eye.",1,,,,,,,,ok good ive been bitten on my eye .
+4814,The world according to Jeff Goldblum is such a gift,0,,,,,,,,the world according to jeff goldblum is such a gift
+124,"When I finally die, just please don't let it end with one of those shitty pop covers that Disney plays over the credits",0,,,,,,,,when i finally die just please dont let it end with one of those shitty pop covers that disney plays over the credits
+2521,I am so fucking tired of living in the UK.,0,,,,,,,,i am so fucking tired of living in the uk .
+4062,Do you like quality #dancemusic? Go to HTTPURL for some great FREE downloads #UK #NightClub> @USER,0,,,,,,,,do you like quality dancemusic . go to httpurl for some great free downloads uk nightclub user
+4538,"Guess its just me, brett and my mom this year. Gotta love my family! #not",1,,,,,,,,guess its just me brett and my mom this year . gotta love my family . not
+148,I absolutely hate when players do that dumb early celebration nonsense,0,,,,,,,,i absolutely hate when players do that dumb early celebration nonsense
+2253,I love my writing teacher sm plss,0,,,,,,,,i love my writing teacher sm plss
+4518,@USER @USER better bust out my aluminum hat!! #sarcasm #chemtrailsdontexist #growup,1,,,,,,,,user user better bust out my aluminum hat . sarcasm chemtrailsdontexist growup
+4326,@USER n the #irony is the promotions r by human n not by the religions. For strictly speaking all religions believe it is the right 1.,1,,,,,,,,user n the irony is the promotions r by human n not by the religions . for strictly speaking all religions believe it is the right 1 .
+899,horseshoe crabs are so sweet and gentle i love them,0,,,,,,,,horseshoe crabs are so sweet and gentle i love them
+867,Yay for early morning protestors! #sarcasm #heavyamountsofsarcasm,1,,,,,,,,yay for early morning protestors . sarcasm heavyamountsofsarcasm
+1806,"@USER nm, I'm silly and didn't see the website.",0,,,,,,,,user nm im silly and didnt see the website .
+2854,@USER Sorry I was so pessimistic :pensive_face:,0,,,,,,,,user sorry i was so pessimistic pensiveface
+2181,@USER @USER @USER Fuck yeah! 600 more viewers! #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user fuck yeah . 600 more viewers . sarcasm
+2293,"I never cared for Beyonce, bc I could never get a sense of who she was. Her interviews lacked depth. @USER tho..this girl got IT.",0,,,,,,,,i never cared for beyonce bc i could never get a sense of who she was . her interviews lacked depth . user tho . this girl got it .
+2442,@USER @USER I have no idea why Brad would be in the doghouse..,0,,,,,,,,user user i have no idea why brad would be in the doghouse .
+3738,All this extra time and I’m still not flossing,0,,,,,,,,all this extra time and im still not flossing
+270,Oh the #irony - a gas hauling semi with FLAMMABLE signs all over it - and the driver is smoking. #truestory #I10 #Texas2015,1,,,,,,,,oh the irony a gas hauling semi with flammable signs all over it and the driver is smoking . truestory i10 texas2015
+2688,i'm so funny #not,1,,,,,,,,im so funny not
+3750,I added a video to a @USER playlist HTTPURL Modere Beauty Box Review + Giveaway,0,,,,,,,,i added a video to a user playlist httpurl modere beauty box review giveaway
+4616,When you get woken up at 3am because of aftershocks from an earthquake :thumbs_up::weary_face:,1,That was not fun being woken up at 3am because of an earthquake.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,when you get woken up at 3am because of aftershocks from an earthquake thumbsupwearyface
+2310,I love my customers #not#annoying#stoptalking,1,,,,,,,,i love my customers notannoyingstoptalking
+4380,Taking Over the mansion with the Mexicans #Not@USER,1,,,,,,,,taking over the mansion with the mexicans notuser
+4296,"Don't be offended when you hear #HappyHolidays when people refer to #Christmas. The word 'holiday' is derived from ""Holy Day"". #fb #irony",1,,,,,,,,dont be offended when you hear happyholidays when people refer to christmas . the word holiday is derived from holy day . fb irony
+130,I despise 2021,0,,,,,,,,i despise 2021
+1932,Feels so good 2 get off #Not 2 have 2 go straight 2 school though..,1,,,,,,,,feels so good 2 get off not 2 have 2 go straight 2 school though .
+3424,Why perform at the @USER if you’re going to mime? :face_with_monocle:,0,,,,,,,,why perform at the user if youre going to mime . facewithmonocle
+1018,Pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarie_b #letswork #not #kiddingnotkidding #funtimes #sheseriouslyrocks HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,pre work shenanigans lmbo alissamarieb letswork not kiddingnotkidding funtimes sheseriouslyrocks httpurl
+2255,About to write my math final really excited #not #somethingrandom HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,about to write my math final really excited not somethingrandom httpurl
+19,HTTPURL #SchoolSystem Update #Textbook Lies to support #Evolution theory. #Tco.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl schoolsystem update textbook lies to support evolution theory . tco . httpurl
+4649,Reading a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show recap with a plate of French fries in front of me :french_fries: #irony,1,,,,,,,,reading a victorias secret fashion show recap with a plate of french fries in front of me frenchfries irony
+4745,"how would u kiss ur gorgon gf goodnight,, so many little snake faces to kiss,, it would take so long",0,,,,,,,,how would u kiss ur gorgon gf goodnight so many little snake faces to kiss it would take so long
+1801,"So, Matt and Natasha are having sex. #WhatASuprise #sarcasm #WhatElseIsNew",1,,,,,,,,so matt and natasha are having sex . whatasuprise sarcasm whatelseisnew
+2192,"@USER Since going keto, I haven't had sunburn, and I haven't used sunscreen either. Also, since losing weight, when all my obese friends are sweating their nuts off, I seem to have a high heat tolerance. One of many surprising benefits of a low carb lifestyle.",0,,,,,,,,user since going keto i havent had sunburn and i havent used sunscreen either . also since losing weight when all my obese friends are sweating their nuts off i seem to have a high heat tolerance . one of many surprising benefits of a low carb lifestyle .
+4203,Can the government please wait till after my deadlines are done to start collapsing thanks,1,,,,,,,,can the government please wait till after my deadlines are done to start collapsing thanks
+2185,why do i find it so hard to get seasonal recipes :loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: i just want a cute little winter wonderland in my house,0,,,,,,,,why do i find it so hard to get seasonal recipes loudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface i just want a cute little winter wonderland in my house
+2652,"Well shit.. Someone broke into our car last night. Stuff was thrown everywhere, no idea what was stolen.. Great start to the day..",1,,,,,,,,well shit . someone broke into our car last night . stuff was thrown everywhere no idea what was stolen . great start to the day .
+3314,@USER Love these boots-just my style.,0,,,,,,,,user love these bootsjust my style .
+4726,@USER One could hope. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user one could hope . sarcasm
+1928,Wow it’s almost like we don’t nap every single day at the exact same time wow how dare I try to do the thing we do every single day!,1,We nap at the same time every day,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wow its almost like we dont nap every single day at the exact same time wow how dare i try to do the thing we do every single day .
+1206,"ending part 1 of your video accusing someone of assaulting you with ""500 LIKES FOR PART 2!!"" seems really legit and not at all fucked up..",1,,,,,,,,ending part 1 of your video accusing someone of assaulting you with 500 likes for part 2 . seems really legit and not at all fucked up .
+916,#Work#Trains#TheGrind#London#Business#MyHappyFace#Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,worktrainsthegrindlondonbusinessmyhappyfacenot httpurl
+458,i can’t believe quorn chicken nuggets are that good,0,,,,,,,,i cant believe quorn chicken nuggets are that good
+3785,"Headed to Huntsville, TX this afternoon. Try to contain your jealousy.|#Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,headed to huntsville tx this afternoon . try to contain your jealousy . sarcasm
+1179,"@USER Nah, I don't think he says 'f*ck' enough on that album! #not #angryman #oldschool",1,,,,,,,,user nah i dont think he says fck enough on that album . not angryman oldschool
+3268,Great way to start of the day #not,1,,,,,,,,great way to start of the day not
+157,"i DO enjoy working 10 hours every friday, saturday, and sunday and never having a social life! thanks for asking !",1,,,,,,,,i do enjoy working 10 hours every friday saturday and sunday and never having a social life . thanks for asking .
+3454,I want to quit everything and just watch tv.,1,,,,,,,,i want to quit everything and just watch tv .
+1724,It's nice to see continuity in our gender struggles. #not,1,,,,,,,,its nice to see continuity in our gender struggles . not
+1976,A whole day at NS w/clients. YAY. #not,1,,,,,,,,a whole day at ns wclients . yay . not
+18,what the fuck is this game everyone is talking about all of a sudden,0,,,,,,,,what the fuck is this game everyone is talking about all of a sudden
+753,This 'legendary' anfield European cup atmosphere is great hey! ;-) #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,this legendary anfield european cup atmosphere is great hey . sarcasm
+4067,"@USER Aaand to read ""Big Sleep"" because can't get any sleep.. #Irony HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,user aaand to read big sleep because cant get any sleep . irony httpurl
+758,Oversleeping is the bestt. #not,1,,,,,,,,oversleeping is the bestt . not
+3878,"Get ready for the next big horror game this season, Slender Suburban Man",1,"Id say something along the lines of ""thank god theres not a game out there called Slender Suburban Man""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,get ready for the next big horror game this season slender suburban man
+944,@USER on stage at #flzjingleball at the @USER in #Tampa #iheartradio HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user on stage at flzjingleball at the user in tampa iheartradio httpurl
+1034,why is there part of a dead animal in the de courcy's arcade wheelie bin this morning? #fb,0,,,,,,,,why is there part of a dead animal in the de courcys arcade wheelie bin this morning . fb
+426,Prevents blood clots! More like stops blood circulation #SurgicalStockings #attractive #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,prevents blood clots . more like stops blood circulation surgicalstockings attractive not httpurl
+39,I'm so pissed off at Chicago. Like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys :expressionless_face::expressionless_face::expressionless_face:. Way to go #not,1,,,,,,,,im so pissed off at chicago . like the people at the airport ruined so many peoples chances of ever meeting the boys expressionlessfaceexpressionlessfaceexpressionlessface . way to go not
+4324,what ever happened to the lizzie mcguire reboot,0,,,,,,,,what ever happened to the lizzie mcguire reboot
+4023,I think Apple should make their iCloud service and options a little more confusing. Its really getting good now. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i think apple should make their icloud service and options a little more confusing . its really getting good now . sarcasm
+1582,suddenly w-wada #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,suddenly wwada not httpurl
+4562,I only bought a few people gifts this year :flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face::flushed_face: #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i only bought a few people gifts this year flushedfaceflushedfaceflushedfaceflushedface not httpurl
+116,So far today is going AWESOME. #not #fuckoff,1,,,,,,,,so far today is going awesome . not fuckoff
+203,‘Push your boundaries’ ‘get out of your comfort zone’ literally fucking why,0,,,,,,,,push your boundaries get out of your comfort zone literally fucking why
+1548,"Math presentation, ap history test, ap science test, and whatever the hell we're doing in Asgill.. Today should be fun! #not",1,,,,,,,,math presentation ap history test ap science test and whatever the hell were doing in asgill . today should be fun . not
+2160,'Tis the season to be poorly falalalalala' :pensive_face::smirking_face:#Christmas #illness,1,,,,,,,,tis the season to be poorly falalalalala pensivefacesmirkingfacechristmas illness
+3211,@USER has the best pickup lines #not,1,,,,,,,,user has the best pickup lines not
+2856,You’d never be able to sell me magnetic lashes,0,,,,,,,,youd never be able to sell me magnetic lashes
+4561,Security Engineers are not Security Guards. :| #Hackers #Irony #security,1,,,,,,,,security engineers are not security guards . hackers irony security
+4748,"@USER ""Dirk's got a lot of moves I'm trying to steal."" - Kevin Durant on his one-legged fadeway",0,,,,,,,,user dirks got a lot of moves im trying to steal . kevin durant on his onelegged fadeway
+400,Forbidden forest was so peng,0,,,,,,,,forbidden forest was so peng
+4401,"I can confirm I am retiring from the consumption of alcohol with immediate affect. Kind regards, Richard Price.",1,,,,,,,,i can confirm i am retiring from the consumption of alcohol with immediate affect . kind regards richard price .
+834,.. @USER slaying in Igloo Australia's home country lol #Irony RT > @USER Nicki is SLAYING New Zealand! HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,. user slaying in igloo australias home country lol irony rt user nicki is slaying new zealand . httpurl
+806,Who likes cats?? These handmade cushions are perfect for a little gift. All one of a kind and handmade by me in the York! HTTPURL #cats #birthday #catpillow #decorativepillow #catcushion #petpillow #throwpillow #kittypillow #catlovergift #homemade HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,who likes cats . these handmade cushions are perfect for a little gift . all one of a kind and handmade by me in the york . httpurl cats birthday catpillow decorativepillow catcushion petpillow throwpillow kittypillow catlovergift homemade httpurl
+2443,"Don’t keep up with the Joneses, the Joneses are broke!",1,Don’t keep up with the Jones’s,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,dont keep up with the joneses the joneses are broke .
+592,"Kevin Durant with 23pts on 8-13 shooting, has this nigga been inefficient since he came. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,kevin durant with 23pts on 813 shooting has this nigga been inefficient since he came . sarcasm
+2635,@USER This feels like a personal attack honestly. :grinning_face_with_sweat:,1,,,,,,,,user this feels like a personal attack honestly . grinningfacewithsweat
+3866,This is so good HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,this is so good httpurl
+389,Heaven help the fool who did her wrong,0,,,,,,,,heaven help the fool who did her wrong
+4016,@USER idk u don’t deserve it at all tbh :lying_face:,1,,,,,,,,user idk u dont deserve it at all tbh lyingface
+3759,Just snap chatting my sister a few times.. #shelovesitwhenIsendthatmany #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,just snap chatting my sister a few times . shelovesitwhenisendthatmany not httpurl
+1113,I submitted a support ticket to @USER 4 years ago that finally got closed today. Thanks for the stunning service,1,,,,,,,,i submitted a support ticket to user 4 years ago that finally got closed today . thanks for the stunning service
+143,"he was half of what she deserved, yet he was all that she ever wanted ,, #irony",1,,,,,,,,he was half of what she deserved yet he was all that she ever wanted irony
+1327,Don't forget the true meaning of Christmas:folded_hands:,0,,,,,,,,dont forget the true meaning of christmasfoldedhands
+891,3 hours sleep yay loving life #not,1,,,,,,,,3 hours sleep yay loving life not
+671,I’m more interested in the Puppy Bowl than I am in the Super Bowl.,1,,,,,,,,im more interested in the puppy bowl than i am in the super bowl .
+3164,@USER why would you do this.. @USER #superman #not #childagain HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user why would you do this . user superman not childagain httpurl
+4497,"At least once a day someone around me sits down at their desk and quietly sighs ""okay"" at their computer",0,,,,,,,,at least once a day someone around me sits down at their desk and quietly sighs okay at their computer
+3747,2 days until Christmas everyone,1,,,,,,,,2 days until christmas everyone
+4302,@USER thanks for all your help Giles :thumbs_up: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user thanks for all your help giles thumbsup sarcasm
+3562,Mixing up the #WFH routine by working in the living room means Bubbles watching my every move #bunnies #rabbits #pets HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,mixing up the wfh routine by working in the living room means bubbles watching my every move bunnies rabbits pets httpurl
+4481,@USER @USER @USER that wasn't a choke hold the officer was trying to keep #EricGarner from falling forward. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user that wasnt a choke hold the officer was trying to keep ericgarner from falling forward . sarcasm
+3651,#MIley #Cyrus #Is #Not #The #Bad #Influence – Sources Say Patrick Schwarzenegger Is!: Miley Cyrus has been dating.. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,miley cyrus is not the bad influence sources say patrick schwarzenegger is . miley cyrus has been dating . httpurl
+949,Today is awesome! #Not,1,,,,,,,,today is awesome . not
+1040,"Fav this and I won't send you a name of a random person, I'll just get a fav on my tweet",1,If you are taking part in this dumb trend it's not very funny.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,fav this and i wont send you a name of a random person ill just get a fav on my tweet
+1722,i'm going to be 21 tomorrow and i'm really just excited for cake.,0,,,,,,,,im going to be 21 tomorrow and im really just excited for cake .
+5024,"Been the problem, actually. RT @USER @USER tough road trip. cant win em all but coaching has not been strong.",0,,,,,,,,been the problem actually . rt user user tough road trip . cant win em all but coaching has not been strong .
+3822,"Let me guess, it has to be Charlotte Tilbury makeup. And if by chance you do take it off, use Charlotte Tilbury skincare HTTPURL",1,She just wants you to use her make-up and skincare.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,let me guess it has to be charlotte tilbury makeup . and if by chance you do take it off use charlotte tilbury skincare httpurl
+2007,taking summer classes was a mistake. I miss my one week of peace.,0,,,,,,,,taking summer classes was a mistake . i miss my one week of peace .
+2787,One of my favourite things about going to fanshawe is walking to the Z building #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,one of my favourite things about going to fanshawe is walking to the z building sarcasm
+66,I love it when work tells me they don't need me to come in :person_tipping_hand::face_with_tears_of_joy::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face::loudly_crying_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,i love it when work tells me they dont need me to come in persontippinghandfacewithtearsofjoyloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingfaceloudlycryingface not
+374,Humans are the only animal that can’t tell fantasy from reality,0,,,,,,,,humans are the only animal that cant tell fantasy from reality
+3455,Very exciting to see rapper @USER referencing Of Mice and Men on his verse :clapping_hands_medium_skin_tone::face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,very exciting to see rapper user referencing of mice and men on his verse clappinghandsmediumskintonefacewithtearsofjoy httpurl
+2853,It costs $0.00 to be a decent person :slightly_smiling_face:,0,,,,,,,,it costs 0 . 00 to be a decent person slightlysmilingface
+1587,glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and I didn't even know thanks for the notification blackboard #not,1,,,,,,,,glad to just find out we had a quiz due yesterday and i didnt even know thanks for the notification blackboard not
+3059,Why am I sad for no reason ALL THE TIME,0,,,,,,,,why am i sad for no reason all the time
+1103,"@USER So we can see Reigns do a lame superman punch & a spear? Gee, can't wait! #RAW #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user so we can see reigns do a lame superman punch a spear . gee cant wait . raw sarcasm
+900,"It's being 200 yrs since the west had their industrial revolution but in 21st cent Ghana, an industrial de-revolution is happening. #irony",1,,,,,,,,its being 200 yrs since the west had their industrial revolution but in 21st cent ghana an industrial derevolution is happening . irony
+3803,"if the United States was colonized by Britain, then why don’t we drive on the left side of the road just like the UK",0,,,,,,,,if the united states was colonized by britain then why dont we drive on the left side of the road just like the uk
+2372,Last day in #Riga! #self #finnishgirl #businesswoman #not @ PK Riga Hotel HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,last day in riga . self finnishgirl businesswoman not pk riga hotel httpurl
+3331,"Every day for the past three days, I've pulled up a taco bell doordash order, and filled up my cart, and closed the window to not follow through with it.",0,,,,,,,,every day for the past three days ive pulled up a taco bell doordash order and filled up my cart and closed the window to not follow through with it .
+4349,I don't even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday :weary_face:,0,,,,,,,,i dont even have progress on my thesis tas preparations for our event this thursday wearyface
+911,Tune in to see old refs throw flags on the ground. There is a football game mixed in between as well.,1,,,,,,,,tune in to see old refs throw flags on the ground . there is a football game mixed in between as well .
+518,@USER Her family should definitely not seek mental health guidance. :grimacing_face:,1,They should seek guidance.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user her family should definitely not seek mental health guidance . grimacingface
+4761,#Bit #Chair #Comfy #Mind #Nope #Not #ikea #decor|Please RT: HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bit chair comfy mind nope not ikea decorplease rt httpurl httpurl
+211,"This isn’t good, only a few days in of self isolation and I’m already noticing a decrease in WiFi speed :grinning_face_with_sweat::satellite_antenna:",0,,,,,,,,this isnt good only a few days in of self isolation and im already noticing a decrease in wifi speed grinningfacewithsweatsatelliteantenna
+4224,Home made pizza is in the oven! We've made one each so there'll be leftovers for lunch tomorrow. :face_savoring_food:,0,,,,,,,,home made pizza is in the oven . weve made one each so therell be leftovers for lunch tomorrow . facesavoringfood
+3647,How do I stop thinking literally everything is corny ??,0,,,,,,,,how do i stop thinking literally everything is corny .
+3226,@USER Kids and horse poo..nothing better!,1,,,,,,,,user kids and horse poo . nothing better .
+2837,if jesus was resurrected again i would vote for him,1,Our candidates for president are so bad.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if jesus was resurrected again i would vote for him
+2741,@USER @USER but she was white!.IOW guilty of racism by fact of skin color.#Ferguson taught me that. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user but she was white . iow guilty of racism by fact of skin color . ferguson taught me that . sarcasm
+4005,i wnat hug $sad$,0,,,,,,,,i wnat hug sad
+915,@USER Ok so when does the anger and bitterness start? Just so I can prepare properly…,1,"I don't believe that this happens to everyone, and it won't happen to me.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user ok so when does the anger and bitterness start . just so i can prepare properly
+4519,Honestly you don’t know pain until your esthetician does a microdermabrasion on you :weary_face::loudly_crying_face:,0,,,,,,,,honestly you dont know pain until your esthetician does a microdermabrasion on you wearyfaceloudlycryingface
+87,@USER @USER @USER Thanks for your brilliant insight Jackie :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:,1,,,,,,,,user user user thanks for your brilliant insight jackie rollingonthefloorlaughing
+3855,Fuck getting a flat tire and my car dying coming home from work at 5am. Thanks god for my friends. Great way to end/start my day #NOT,1,,,,,,,,fuck getting a flat tire and my car dying coming home from work at 5am . thanks god for my friends . great way to endstart my day not
+4273,"Packing up and moving out of Sheff today was one of the hardest, most emosh things I’ve had to do. Ever. S11 ily",0,,,,,,,,packing up and moving out of sheff today was one of the hardest most emosh things ive had to do . ever . s11 ily
+3236,The rugrats movie is on :clapping_hands::clapping_hands:,0,,,,,,,,the rugrats movie is on clappinghandsclappinghands
+3975,@USER @USER what?? No verbal submission? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user what . no verbal submission . sarcasm
+545,also if u met dream on hypixel.. congrats ! im not jealous at all haha im totally normal haha Good For You .. haha,1,"""I am happy for those who met him, but I wish I met Dream on hypixel""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,also if u met dream on hypixel . congrats . im not jealous at all haha im totally normal haha good for you . haha
+322,Is this needed? It's only been 10 years. Why not come up with something more original? Or is that too risky? @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,is this needed . its only been 10 years . why not come up with something more original . or is that too risky . user httpurl
+1252,"It was bad enough when some corporate wankers took one of the trains I used to drive and made it a ""breakout area"" for their offices, but this? This is next level HTTPURL HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,it was bad enough when some corporate wankers took one of the trains i used to drive and made it a breakout area for their offices but this . this is next level httpurl httpurl
+253,GET YOUR VACCINES WHEN YOU CAN PEOPLE HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,get your vaccines when you can people httpurl
+3416,"Love the people in my life, no matter what I go through, anytime I need to talk they’re always there to listen :red_heart:",0,,,,,,,,love the people in my life no matter what i go through anytime i need to talk theyre always there to listen redheart
+464,Wish somebody had told me all I had to do was wait to months for Yuengling to come to Texas before I bought five cases of it when I was in Florida,0,,,,,,,,wish somebody had told me all i had to do was wait to months for yuengling to come to texas before i bought five cases of it when i was in florida
+4310,"i love how i literally just finished watching the fifth hp film and then turned to my mum and said ""love a good bit of character death on a sunday :)"" the dsmp lore has utterly ruined my attachment to characters and how i see stories now. i am a broken woman.",1,"i love how i literally just finished watching the fifth hp film and then turned to my mum and said ""this bit of character death on a sunday has made me sad"" the dsmp lore has utterly ruined my attachment to characters and how i see stories now. i am a broken woman.",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love how i literally just finished watching the fifth hp film and then turned to my mum and said love a good bit of character death on a sunday the dsmp lore has utterly ruined my attachment to characters and how i see stories now . i am a broken woman .
+152,A romantic candlelit dinner for two would cost less if you switched the lights on - #irony ESKOM pic from the 1990's HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,a romantic candlelit dinner for two would cost less if you switched the lights on irony eskom pic from the 1990s httpurl
+2191,Not at all concerning that a man's just been round to fiddle with the boiler and now he's left the carbon monoxide alarm won't stop beeping,1,Very concerning that a man's just been round to fiddle with the boiler and now he's left the carbon monoxide alarm won't stop beeping,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not at all concerning that a mans just been round to fiddle with the boiler and now hes left the carbon monoxide alarm wont stop beeping
+1294,@USER I'm so persuasive lol #not,1,,,,,,,,user im so persuasive lol not
+3295,well I clearly wrote that last tweet #not,1,,,,,,,,well i clearly wrote that last tweet not
+2620,"Contemplating responding to @USER tweet saying ""what remains of their pride"" but not sure how well that will go down #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,contemplating responding to user tweet saying what remains of their pride but not sure how well that will go down sarcasm
+696,"@USER @USER ,. #coalition#not fit for purpose.#Labour can and will sort it.",0,,,,,,,,user user . coalitionnot fit for purpose . labour can and will sort it .
+1338,Thank God the #Knicks re-signed Carmelo. #sarcasm #TheBullsCanHaveHim,1,,,,,,,,thank god the knicks resigned carmelo . sarcasm thebullscanhavehim
+2155,"Everyone’s losing it about One Direction coming back, but I just want @USER to come back and release some new music finally",0,,,,,,,,everyones losing it about one direction coming back but i just want user to come back and release some new music finally
+4080,"@USER fucking copycat, although you're name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration!!",0,,,,,,,,user fucking copycat although youre name is mint and the act we share it is probably a cause for alcohol filled celebration .
+2496,"one time i lost a tooth in a bowl of lucky charms and then thought it was a marshmellow, bit into it, and cracked another tooth",0,,,,,,,,one time i lost a tooth in a bowl of lucky charms and then thought it was a marshmellow bit into it and cracked another tooth
+619,"Can we trade McCain? Biden helps Republicans more than McCain. In any other time, McCain would be a Democrat. | HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,can we trade mccain . biden helps republicans more than mccain . in any other time mccain would be a democrat . httpurl
+28,Going to sleep a solid 30 minutes earlier than last night!! #success #justwhatiwanted #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,going to sleep a solid 30 minutes earlier than last night . success justwhatiwanted sarcasm
+1648,"It’s been 3 hours since I’ve been able to open Snapchat and it’s now making me realize I need to ask for peoples phone numbers instead of relying on snap for all my communication purposes, and it’s now that I finally feel like a true gen-z degenerate",0,,,,,,,,its been 3 hours since ive been able to open snapchat and its now making me realize i need to ask for peoples phone numbers instead of relying on snap for all my communication purposes and its now that i finally feel like a true genz degenerate
+3506,@USER I have a boyfriend! (#not) *hair flip and walks away*,1,,,,,,,,user i have a boyfriend . not hair flip and walks away
+2143,@USER This is how I feel about useless boys I used to like. They’ll have you scratching your top head thinking WHY??!! hmm,0,,,,,,,,user this is how i feel about useless boys i used to like . theyll have you scratching your top head thinking why . hmm
+5065,@USER I wonder if they have that in an audio book..,0,,,,,,,,user i wonder if they have that in an audio book .
+748,the most embarrassing thing ever just happened to me oh my god waiting at the les schwab tire for my tire to get repaired and they just drove my car up about 15 feet away from me and my phone connected to the bluetooth and i heard my car start BLASTING barbie tingz by nicki minaj,0,,,,,,,,the most embarrassing thing ever just happened to me oh my god waiting at the les schwab tire for my tire to get repaired and they just drove my car up about 15 feet away from me and my phone connected to the bluetooth and i heard my car start blasting barbie tingz by nicki minaj
+2946,"Well that's my Becky in London with her nan, an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow #feelingabandoned #not haha",1,,,,,,,,well thats my becky in london with her nan an the big girl dan too start her new job tomorrow feelingabandoned not haha
+4625,"@USER ah yes, people with eating disorders, famous for easily being able to not worry about their weight",1,It may be difficult for someone with an eating disorder to avoid worrying about their weight.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user ah yes people with eating disorders famous for easily being able to not worry about their weight
+2940,not asda having only one checkout lane open i’ve been standing in this line for like 20 minutes with my food slowly defrosting without people social distancing around me :skull::skull::skull: @USER,0,,,,,,,,not asda having only one checkout lane open ive been standing in this line for like 20 minutes with my food slowly defrosting without people social distancing around me skullskullskull user
+5031,@USER have you heard back yet?!,0,,,,,,,,user have you heard back yet .
+1057,"@USER How about a budget Big Mac me and a friend made? That’s awesome, right? HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,user how about a budget big mac me and a friend made . thats awesome right . httpurl
+3689,its too many bugs,0,,,,,,,,its too many bugs
+4884,Fun Fact!: Tails loves cock and ball torture! #themoreyouknow #funfact #sonic,1,,,,,,,,fun fact . tails loves cock and ball torture . themoreyouknow funfact sonic
+146,@USER its a week joke I have with Jessica and my niece:raising_hands:,0,,,,,,,,user its a week joke i have with jessica and my nieceraisinghands
+4694,"and even though all the bullshit, by GOD am I thankful I am a woman.",0,,,,,,,,and even though all the bullshit by god am i thankful i am a woman .
+4751,I love how today is going #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love how today is going sarcasm
+3487,Gotta love people who follow you and unfollow because you don't follow them within in an hour or 2. Sorry I don't stay on Twitter 24/7.,1,,,,,,,,gotta love people who follow you and unfollow because you dont follow them within in an hour or 2 . sorry i dont stay on twitter 247 .
+2703,Beautiful animation and hype song what more could be asked for HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,beautiful animation and hype song what more could be asked for httpurl
+3680,my math prof is so fucked up for giving us a midterm tmrw. i am unwell,0,,,,,,,,my math prof is so fucked up for giving us a midterm tmrw . i am unwell
+3682,"Mirror mirror on the wall, when will I find happiness?",0,,,,,,,,mirror mirror on the wall when will i find happiness .
+306,@USER @USER trading a SP for a defense-only SS? Brilliant trade. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user trading a sp for a defenseonly ss . brilliant trade . sarcasm
+819,Does anyone else sit in their car for at least ten minutes to mentally prepare to enter the grocery store?,0,,,,,,,,does anyone else sit in their car for at least ten minutes to mentally prepare to enter the grocery store .
+2346,I love that my body can't handle school stress and makes me physically sick. #not,1,,,,,,,,i love that my body cant handle school stress and makes me physically sick . not
+4861,@USER @USER Nah Dias deffo got juice last season,0,,,,,,,,user user nah dias deffo got juice last season
+4434,isnt it the best when youre really tired then when you finally get in bed youre wide awake? I LOVE IT #not,1,,,,,,,,isnt it the best when youre really tired then when you finally get in bed youre wide awake . i love it not
+4579,@USER what day do you people do Saturday delivery? :delivery_truck::package::pile_of_poo: WL0816451,1,,,,,,,,user what day do you people do saturday delivery . deliverytruckpackagepileofpoo wl0816451
+3355,I do like Ssn' s policy of showing the midweek goals as they happen. Superb Ben Brereton header get in! #NFFC,0,,,,,,,,i do like ssn s policy of showing the midweek goals as they happen . superb ben brereton header get in . nffc
+2845,.. and the scheme isn't even fully open yet. Anyone think that processing 3 million applications by the end of next year is going to work? But wait - what could possibly go wrong?! HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,. and the scheme isnt even fully open yet . anyone think that processing 3 million applications by the end of next year is going to work . but wait what could possibly go wrong . httpurl
+2711,*gasp* The girls are at a rehearsal studio today? You don't say.. Hmm wonder what on earth for? :frog::hot_beverage: #sarcasm #MTVStars Little Mix,1,,,,,,,,gasp the girls are at a rehearsal studio today . you dont say . hmm wonder what on earth for . froghotbeverage sarcasm mtvstars little mix
+3900,"Uh oh, what if after Trump recovers and tells everyone it wasn't a big deal all of his supporters will stop taking this seriously??",0,,,,,,,,uh oh what if after trump recovers and tells everyone it wasnt a big deal all of his supporters will stop taking this seriously .
+1429,"The sooner I find that out, the sooner I can go and have the lovely conversation with HR as I've yet to tell work #lookingforwardtothat #not",1,,,,,,,,the sooner i find that out the sooner i can go and have the lovely conversation with hr as ive yet to tell work lookingforwardtothat not
+1721,"Ide love to meet Danny Dyer one day. Shake his hand, ask his opinion on cheese with fish and shout CUNT as loud as possible in his ear!!",1,,,,,,,,ide love to meet danny dyer one day . shake his hand ask his opinion on cheese with fish and shout cunt as loud as possible in his ear .
+2979,"@USER Few links for you. To summarise, wearing face masks seems to be more effective than not. Who'da thunk..",1,"I would omit the ""who'da thunk"" part.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user few links for you . to summarise wearing face masks seems to be more effective than not . whoda thunk .
+3162,@USER @USER Yes the racist is so cool!!,1,Racist people are not cool.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user yes the racist is so cool .
+423,i don’t understand jackets that don’t have side pockets??,0,,,,,,,,i dont understand jackets that dont have side pockets .
+1790,i got so much done at work today we are all proud of me today ok?? ok??,0,,,,,,,,i got so much done at work today we are all proud of me today ok . ok .
+4573,@USER I don't believe you!! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user i dont believe you . sarcasm
+3641,"Wish I was the bitch that Elijah hewson fucking hated, sad $sad$",1,The same without the ‘:(‘ at the end,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,wish i was the bitch that elijah hewson fucking hated sad sad
+1568,I am starting to think UK has a pretty good basketball team #BBN #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i am starting to think uk has a pretty good basketball team bbn sarcasm
+975,"My uber driver talked about the failing American education system, the American dream, and doing acid in Amsterdam all in a 10 minute span",0,,,,,,,,my uber driver talked about the failing american education system the american dream and doing acid in amsterdam all in a 10 minute span
+3703,"Well, my vaccinated therapist tested positive for Covid. Hope she’s okay and hope my mental health hangs on for 10 extra days.",0,,,,,,,,well my vaccinated therapist tested positive for covid . hope shes okay and hope my mental health hangs on for 10 extra days .
+2563,LOL..It was an RSS agenda modi bribed UN officals to make yoga day international.. #sarcasm #secularindia #AntiConversionLaw #hypocrites,1,,,,,,,,lol . it was an rss agenda modi bribed un officals to make yoga day international . sarcasm secularindia anticonversionlaw hypocrites
+4215,#not feeling well,0,,,,,,,,not feeling well
+4029,"I love math, I'm so amped for my final like 7 hours from now. I hardly studied for it. #IBeenDoingIntegralsSinceThe5thGrade #sarcasm :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes::winking_face_with_tongue::face_with_tears_of_joy::persevering_face::anxious_face_with_sweat::tired_face::confounded_face:",1,,,,,,,,i love math im so amped for my final like 7 hours from now . i hardly studied for it . ibeendoingintegralssincethe5thgrade sarcasm grinningfacewithsmilingeyeswinkingfacewithtonguefacewithtearsofjoyperseveringfaceanxiousfacewithsweattiredfaceconfoundedface
+1842,Dont you just love Captchas? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,dont you just love captchas . sarcasm
+2725,Just finished Shang-Chi with @USER Best MCU movie.,0,,,,,,,,just finished shangchi with user best mcu movie .
+2704,"@USER Todd is love, Todd is life #not",1,,,,,,,,user todd is love todd is life not
+64,"..One of these is a massively expensive exercise in pushing the boundaries of what humans can achieve, and landing on Mars is also pretty neat! This episode we're also tackling taking notes, reading new old comic books, and cheering on a rowing vet!",0,,,,,,,,. one of these is a massively expensive exercise in pushing the boundaries of what humans can achieve and landing on mars is also pretty neat . this episode were also tackling taking notes reading new old comic books and cheering on a rowing vet .
+706,ugh I have to send an email?? how about I just quit!!,1,I would rather quit my job than do any of the work I am explicitly paid to do.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ugh i have to send an email . how about i just quit .
+2391,accidentally followed CCD guidelines instead of CDC guidelines and now i have covid AND catholic guilt :/,1,"""Isn't it funny how CCD is really similar to CDC? Hope nobody mixes up the two""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,accidentally followed ccd guidelines instead of cdc guidelines and now i have covid and catholic guilt
+1632,"Buffalo Women's March 2019 is cancelled due to weather. I can't help thinking about the tens of thousands of people who would show up for a Buffalo Bills game in this weather. Snowflakes, indeed! HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,buffalo womens march 2019 is cancelled due to weather . i cant help thinking about the tens of thousands of people who would show up for a buffalo bills game in this weather . snowflakes indeed . httpurl
+2063,our waitress at dinner tonight complimented my muscles so i guess you could say i’ve made it,0,,,,,,,,our waitress at dinner tonight complimented my muscles so i guess you could say ive made it
+90,@USER @USER missing the bants at work today #NOT #ha #ha #ha #shitbants,1,,,,,,,,user user missing the bants at work today not ha ha ha shitbants
+1658,Doggo owners have started walking the dogs around the technology park I work on & I can see them all from my desk. This is the only positive of working from the office,0,,,,,,,,doggo owners have started walking the dogs around the technology park i work on i can see them all from my desk . this is the only positive of working from the office
+2559,wow these kids are into musically.lly whatever and jacob sagittarius and I officially feel out of the loop. is this what growing up feels like,0,,,,,,,,wow these kids are into musically . lly whatever and jacob sagittarius and i officially feel out of the loop . is this what growing up feels like
+2195,Tetris will never leave me,0,,,,,,,,tetris will never leave me
+1026,Lol! I m enjoying it:women_holding_hands: #Talks #Crazyness #SheNeverLeft #Not sleepy!! :smiling_face:,0,,,,,,,,lol . i m enjoying itwomenholdinghands talks crazyness sheneverleft not sleepy . smilingface
+3843,do i just blast maneskin to get hyped for my osce or??,1,"I probably shouldn't be listening to Maneskin before my OSCE, it's not the right vibe.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,do i just blast maneskin to get hyped for my osce or .
+510,@USER get around them #not,1,,,,,,,,user get around them not
+3066,"Idk if this is controversial, but food in ATL is better than food in LA :disguised_face:",0,,,,,,,,idk if this is controversial but food in atl is better than food in la disguisedface
+1891,"For those who CAN hear us, @USER talks about NB Power's record number of outages. 7:13 #irony #transmitterproblems",1,,,,,,,,for those who can hear us user talks about nb powers record number of outages . 713 irony transmitterproblems
+540,Wishing my relationship was that real #not,1,,,,,,,,wishing my relationship was that real not
+3365,@USER What if the other dogs pick on her?? What if she thinks she has been abandoned??,1,,,,,,,,user what if the other dogs pick on her . what if she thinks she has been abandoned .
+2263,@USER is that #sarcasm ?,0,,,,,,,,user is that sarcasm .
+2877,@USER @USER Has he given any clarification regarding what age Harvey Elliott needs to be before you can tackle him?,1,"""you are acting as though he is a child""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user user has he given any clarification regarding what age harvey elliott needs to be before you can tackle him .
+1484,@USER Do I need to aquire a wife before this happens or will I be assigned one?,1,A lot of people don't have a wife.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user do i need to aquire a wife before this happens or will i be assigned one .
+3313,the only ppl who should be worried about Biden’s tax plan r the ones who get gifts for easter,1,We should all be worried about Biden's tax plan,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the only ppl who should be worried about bidens tax plan r the ones who get gifts for easter
+2194,did y'all grow up watching happy tree friends or was i just mentally ill,0,,,,,,,,did yall grow up watching happy tree friends or was i just mentally ill
+1331,I’m going back to work exactly 8 weeks postpartum and that just doesn’t sit right with me,0,,,,,,,,im going back to work exactly 8 weeks postpartum and that just doesnt sit right with me
+4606,I like making food and then not eating it to assert my dominance,1,I hate when I make food and then don't eat it.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i like making food and then not eating it to assert my dominance
+3223,@USER what for ? waste of time..:),0,,,,,,,,user what for . waste of time .
+1059,went to a conference room for one of my art history classes and it was like the last supper of queers bc we all decided to sit next to each other,0,,,,,,,,went to a conference room for one of my art history classes and it was like the last supper of queers bc we all decided to sit next to each other
+4392,People in this school seem to amaze me.. #not,1,,,,,,,,people in this school seem to amaze me . not
+2975,I deeply regret downloading tiktok..yet not at the same time,0,,,,,,,,i deeply regret downloading tiktok . yet not at the same time
+1126,it’s crazy how many of your goals you can actually accomplish when you just don’t broadcast everything you’re doing,0,,,,,,,,its crazy how many of your goals you can actually accomplish when you just dont broadcast everything youre doing
+4677,@USER yea we was we too only a couple schools played black & not its a black dominate game #irony,1,,,,,,,,user yea we was we too only a couple schools played black not its a black dominate game irony
+4194,I really enjoyed the very thorough flushing of 8 seasons of character development for Jamie. (Narrator: She did not.) #GOT,1,,,,,,,,i really enjoyed the very thorough flushing of 8 seasons of character development for jamie . narrator she did not . got
+2791,do people who take ages to reply deserve human rights??,1,,,,,,,,do people who take ages to reply deserve human rights .
+1812,4:30 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long night/day,0,,,,,,,,430 an opening my first beer now gonna be a long nightday
+4711,somebody tell these birds to be quiet because they not listening to me,1,I wish the birds outside would stop chirping.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,somebody tell these birds to be quiet because they not listening to me
+799,FINALLY TAKEN To the gir love #not #heartbroken 12~19~14,1,,,,,,,,finally taken to the gir love not heartbroken 121914
+1217,Ok Wandavision is good,0,,,,,,,,ok wandavision is good
+780,Loving the representation from South Yorkshire :smiling_face_with_hearts::smiling_face_with_hearts: #GodsOwn #England #ENG #bbcfootball #bbc,0,,,,,,,,loving the representation from south yorkshire smilingfacewithheartssmilingfacewithhearts godsown england eng bbcfootball bbc
+3106,@USER @USER Thanks so much for doing this for us Andy,0,,,,,,,,user user thanks so much for doing this for us andy
+5006,there’s no better way to wake up than having one dog jump directly on your stomach and knock the wind out of you while the other drop a dead rodent on the end of the bed. :expressionless_face:,1,"""The worst way to wake up is..""",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,theres no better way to wake up than having one dog jump directly on your stomach and knock the wind out of you while the other drop a dead rodent on the end of the bed . expressionlessface
+2609,"#irony - during @USER criticism of @USER , a promo for a special featuring #BillCosby ""#rape victims"" airs. #Hypocrites",1,,,,,,,,irony during user criticism of user a promo for a special featuring billcosby rape victims airs . hypocrites
+4896,Since when did train fare get so expensive?? Jesus! Might aswell of drove.. Shame I'm drinking #not,1,,,,,,,,since when did train fare get so expensive . jesus . might aswell of drove . shame im drinking not
+2188,settings is such an interesting place,0,,,,,,,,settings is such an interesting place
+5077,#Israel #raps #Palestinian #U.N. #draft as '#gimmick.' HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,israel raps palestinian u . n . draft as gimmick . httpurl via user
+3806,On a scale from 1 to 10 how deeply was your childhood influenced by the Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus double album? This is for research purposes.,1,Who else remembers the Hannah Montana 2: Meet Miley Cyrus double album?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,on a scale from 1 to 10 how deeply was your childhood influenced by the hannah montana 2 meet miley cyrus double album . this is for research purposes .
+5109,Taylor wrote a nasty note on my car today. #we #are #not #friends,0,,,,,,,,taylor wrote a nasty note on my car today . we are not friends
+2724,Yesterday #PeshawarAttack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is #PTIKeptPakFirst #irony,1,,,,,,,,yesterday peshawarattack was a top tag and today the only thing twitter nation seems to be concerned about is ptikeptpakfirst irony
+1216,I just saw the Matt Hancock video and now I’m scared that in ten days time he will climb out my telly,1,I did not like watching this video at all,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i just saw the matt hancock video and now im scared that in ten days time he will climb out my telly
+2881,Bush Govt to be prosecuted under Geneva Convention for torture after CIA methods & VP admission exposed. HTTPURL #NOT,1,,,,,,,,bush govt to be prosecuted under geneva convention for torture after cia methods vp admission exposed . httpurl not
+4257,trangender people aren't real because they make me feel uncomfortable pass it on,1,,,,,,,,trangender people arent real because they make me feel uncomfortable pass it on
+3363,It's all a calamity of lies..everything is fake so we only accept what isn't true so when the truth comes we deny it. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,its all a calamity of lies . everything is fake so we only accept what isnt true so when the truth comes we deny it . irony
+3387,If one more person asks me “have you tried CBD oil?” In regards to Nymeria’s anxiety I might actually commit a murder *deep breath* YES I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING AND WHEN I SAY EVERYTHING I MEAN EVERYTHING I HAVE INDEED HEARD OF AND TRIED CBD OIL Thank you for coming to my ted talk,1,,,,,,,,if one more person asks me have you tried cbd oil . in regards to nymerias anxiety i might actually commit a murder deep breath yes i have tried everything and when i say everything i mean everything i have indeed heard of and tried cbd oil thank you for coming to my ted talk
+1215,"Wireless isn’t messing around this year, what a lineup",1,,,,,,,,wireless isnt messing around this year what a lineup
+2009,A tiring selfiee!!but yet looks #freshh $playful$ Aftr long work!! I love unii #Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,a tiring selfiee . but yet looks freshh playful aftr long work . i love unii not httpurl
+4928,@USER @USER protecting the namesake of a #PalinSpawn #IRONY,1,,,,,,,,user user protecting the namesake of a palinspawn irony
+998,@USER isnt it obvious #Sadhvi case and #Rape cases are 2 different things. You cannot co-relate both thngs to 1 sentence #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user isnt it obvious sadhvi case and rape cases are 2 different things . you cannot corelate both thngs to 1 sentence sarcasm
+3585,When someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish ! #irony,1,,,,,,,,when someone who is extremely selfish dramatically wonders why people are so selfish . irony
+840,90% of adulthood is just refilling your Brita pitcher.,1,I have to refill my Brita pitcher too often.,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,90 of adulthood is just refilling your brita pitcher .
+2658,"@USER Re: Xmas: ""Christmas"" is itself an abbreviation of ""Christ's Mass."" #irony @USER HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,user re xmas christmas is itself an abbreviation of christs mass . irony user httpurl
+248,Most useful algorithm I've learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,most useful algorithm ive learned in class so far is finding a substring by using the fast fourier transform sarcasm
+1383,"@USER holy fuck, those lyrics fit so good to the movie Interstellar! #chills #freakyfriday",0,,,,,,,,user holy fuck those lyrics fit so good to the movie interstellar . chills freakyfriday
+3989,Is grey in my beard one of Olay's seven signs of ageing?,1,,,,,,,,is grey in my beard one of olays seven signs of ageing .
+4799,@USER there is no way you could mean that. no track record whatsoever #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user there is no way you could mean that . no track record whatsoever sarcasm
+3740,that moment when a winter storm keeps people at home more than the pandemic has.,0,,,,,,,,that moment when a winter storm keeps people at home more than the pandemic has .
+3155,Upstate NY hospital to stop delivering babies after September 24th HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,upstate ny hospital to stop delivering babies after september 24th httpurl
+4456,@USER racial stereotyping is the problem. Please listen and retrain your staff. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user racial stereotyping is the problem . please listen and retrain your staff . httpurl
+4436,"Watching the move 'Begin Again' and the verisimilitude is overpowering, it's like I'm back in the 90s music business again. #irony",1,,,,,,,,watching the move begin again and the verisimilitude is overpowering its like im back in the 90s music business again . irony
+447,"not really too fussed about clubs, just wanna be able to book my driving test lol",0,,,,,,,,not really too fussed about clubs just wanna be able to book my driving test lol
+3431,Can't wait to work with the dream team again today!! #delilyfe #sarcasm :see-no-evil_monkey:,1,,,,,,,,cant wait to work with the dream team again today . delilyfe sarcasm seenoevilmonkey
+2462,"Just got in, how’d Liverpool get on?",1,Liverpool did not play very well.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,just got in howd liverpool get on .
+3233,Love waking up to my face being licked by my puppy.. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love waking up to my face being licked by my puppy . sarcasm
+586,imagine being able to sleep haha can’t relate,1,I can't sleep,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,imagine being able to sleep haha cant relate
+3047,@USER 10 HOUR CAR RIDE AND I CANT SLEEP IN CARS YAYAAYAYAYAYAY. #sarcasm have fun bff!,1,,,,,,,,user 10 hour car ride and i cant sleep in cars yayaayayayayay . sarcasm have fun bff .
+3045,I’m finally surfacing after a holiday to Scotland and a difficult few days with an ill child (hopefully on the mend now). Happy September all! Smell the pencil shavings and that new notebook aroma. 1st Sept has always seemed a lot more promising than 1st January,0,,,,,,,,im finally surfacing after a holiday to scotland and a difficult few days with an ill child hopefully on the mend now . happy september all . smell the pencil shavings and that new notebook aroma . 1st sept has always seemed a lot more promising than 1st january
+1166,Who's ready for monsoon storms all weekend?!?!,1,There are going to be monsoon storms all weekend. Is anyone ready for them?,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,whos ready for monsoon storms all weekend .
+2452,Not felt this I'll since I was in kos! Eugh a great end to a great week.. #sarcasm #beenshite #killme,1,,,,,,,,not felt this ill since i was in kos . eugh a great end to a great week . sarcasm beenshite killme
+5126,comparing @USER to @USER #atlas ..,0,,,,,,,,comparing user to user atlas .
+3369,"Hiring Managers are willing to wait for 30Days for a guy who can join immediately, but cannot take a guy with 30Days notice period. #Irony",1,,,,,,,,hiring managers are willing to wait for 30days for a guy who can join immediately but cannot take a guy with 30days notice period . irony
+3017,There is nothing wrong with showing concern when the next second in command of the free world has no respect for minorities #boycotthamilton,0,,,,,,,,there is nothing wrong with showing concern when the next second in command of the free world has no respect for minorities boycotthamilton
+3006,"If his Twitter account is any sign, then this book looks to be a must read #not id rather read twilight HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,if his twitter account is any sign then this book looks to be a must read not id rather read twilight httpurl
+131,@USER wow u brought down xbox live arnt you amazing #not why don't you do something more productive like grow up,1,,,,,,,,user wow u brought down xbox live arnt you amazing not why dont you do something more productive like grow up
+1493,i miss tsukasa.,0,,,,,,,,i miss tsukasa .
+331,@USER don't let fuckboys get in the way of you being happy never have AND never will. Lmao #irony #DontBelieveMeJustWatch,1,,,,,,,,user dont let fuckboys get in the way of you being happy never have and never will . lmao irony dontbelievemejustwatch
+2337,Would just like to thank @USER for leaving my irreplaceable pre-release book from a publisher out in the pouring rain yesterday. It's completely ruined. :face_blowing_a_kiss:,1,,,,,,,,would just like to thank user for leaving my irreplaceable prerelease book from a publisher out in the pouring rain yesterday . its completely ruined . faceblowingakiss
+163,Thrush AND a period! What a lucky vagina.,1,,,,,,,,thrush and a period . what a lucky vagina .
+1645,"@USER Rant completely warranted! Market Research is my thing, and I lose count of how many times UX appears to be a distant concern compared to “but we must gather ALL OF THE DATA”",0,,,,,,,,user rant completely warranted . market research is my thing and i lose count of how many times ux appears to be a distant concern compared to but we must gather all of the data
+3781,@USER @USER thank God for Kanye giving these unknowns some help. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user thank god for kanye giving these unknowns some help . irony
+1884,Sorry this doesn't make any sense why make it even more tough? That's going to produce more players.. #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,sorry this doesnt make any sense why make it even more tough . thats going to produce more players . sarcasm httpurl
+3303,Love being made fun of #not,1,,,,,,,,love being made fun of not
+410,Would anyone like to give me some money? #FinDom,1,"I just watched a documentary about finical domination and would be interested in getting into this line of work, if anyone is interested please let me know - if being genuine. Or - I dont think I would ever be able to work as a Fin Dom, I couldnt demand money from someone, I would feel bad!",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,would anyone like to give me some money . findom
+4952,"Dragging her feet, smacking her lips,and scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone!..such grace.#not!:frowning_face:",1,,,,,,,,dragging her feet smacking her lipsand scowling at the empty street while screaming into the phone . such grace . not . frowningface
+1062,"Officially been blocked from ever giving blood again after I fainted once, even though I’m a regular donor with no problems before. Good thing they don’t need 600 donations a day :upside-down_face:",1,,,,,,,,officially been blocked from ever giving blood again after i fainted once even though im a regular donor with no problems before . good thing they dont need 600 donations a day upsidedownface
+3386,Hey heyy!!I..wanna be a rockstar #vscocam #not hero #vsocam #hero #spiderman HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,hey heyy . i . wanna be a rockstar vscocam not hero vsocam hero spiderman httpurl
+3493,who up? who on norco?,0,,,,,,,,who up . who on norco .
+4927,My husband thinks I'm crazy because I taped my tape dispenser. Hehe. I'm handy like that. #Not.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,my husband thinks im crazy because i taped my tape dispenser . hehe . im handy like that . not . httpurl
+1545,The tiktok fyp knows me better than I know myself,0,,,,,,,,the tiktok fyp knows me better than i know myself
+3333,Try to ring @USER about a plumbing issue. Her phone goes off upstairs with Super Mario theme tune #irony #retrogaming,1,,,,,,,,try to ring user about a plumbing issue . her phone goes off upstairs with super mario theme tune irony retrogaming
+2978,"Westlife are on #GrahamNorton and have started STANDING UP, the world really has gone to shit, what are they going to do when there's a key change?!?",1,,,,,,,,westlife are on grahamnorton and have started standing up the world really has gone to shit what are they going to do when theres a key change .
+2714,Just forced myself to go to class and spilt hot coffee in my lap while driving. How’s your day going? :grinning_face_with_sweat:,0,,,,,,,,just forced myself to go to class and spilt hot coffee in my lap while driving . hows your day going . grinningfacewithsweat
+4114,@USER Do we have to book online or can we buy tickets when we get there? The website won't accept my meerkat code.,0,,,,,,,,user do we have to book online or can we buy tickets when we get there . the website wont accept my meerkat code .
+433,I’m well taken care of over here:smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes::smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,im well taken care of over heresmilingfacewithsmilingeyessmilingfacewithsmilingeyes
+4105,I love me some cupcakes! Especially Sprinkles. #CupcakeATM HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,i love me some cupcakes . especially sprinkles . cupcakeatm httpurl
+2326,@USER yet again breaking the UK formula marketing rules. Please educate your staff. @USER HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user yet again breaking the uk formula marketing rules . please educate your staff . user httpurl
+596,why am I so tired and also why is the answer always chronic pain??!??,0,,,,,,,,why am i so tired and also why is the answer always chronic pain .
+2872,I just met Tyga wth :face_with_tears_of_joy:,0,,,,,,,,i just met tyga wth facewithtearsofjoy
+1534,Thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames. #irony #chicago #fire #cfd #workingpress #cbs #wbbm.. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,thechicago firehouse restaurant goes up in flames . irony chicago fire cfd workingpress cbs wbbm . httpurl
+3724,"@USER Aww, you poor thing, I feel so bad for you being in sunny Florida. I don't know how you can handle it! #sarcasm ;)",1,,,,,,,,user aww you poor thing i feel so bad for you being in sunny florida . i dont know how you can handle it . sarcasm
+3198,my friends supporting my little business has to be the most heartwarming thing:pleading_face: so lucky,0,,,,,,,,my friends supporting my little business has to be the most heartwarming thingpleadingface so lucky
+2392,stephon! wish bill hader never left. #SNL,0,,,,,,,,stephon . wish bill hader never left . snl
+3530,I do not understand deku’s fa jin quirk,0,,,,,,,,i do not understand dekus fa jin quirk
+4879,Inspired by the ‘dinner with Jay Z’ guy still going strong. I choose now to believe him,1,I do not like this man,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,inspired by the dinner with jay z guy still going strong . i choose now to believe him
+3805,"What’s it like being that stupid? No, I’m seriously asking. Do you have awards hanging for your ignorance? My niece is only two and even she’s not as dumb as you. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,whats it like being that stupid . no im seriously asking . do you have awards hanging for your ignorance . my niece is only two and even shes not as dumb as you . httpurl
+4082,When someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty..#irony,1,,,,,,,,when someone with retrica wali picture complains about how many filters someone has used in their picture to look pretty . irony
+4094,@USER ooh I can probably watch a replay or the #orion launch at some point? Oh wonderful. That's soo exciting #sarcasm #nothanks,1,,,,,,,,user ooh i can probably watch a replay or the orion launch at some point . oh wonderful . thats soo exciting sarcasm nothanks
+3014,probably going to fail tomorrow yayy #sarcasm #GlobalArtistHMA #MTVStars One Direction,1,,,,,,,,probably going to fail tomorrow yayy sarcasm globalartisthma mtvstars one direction
+2971,"I guess I'll eat leftovers for breakfast AGAIN, while others get black bear.. #cuzididntwantgoodfood #sarcasm #truth #hungry :unamused_face::thumbs_up:",1,,,,,,,,i guess ill eat leftovers for breakfast again while others get black bear . cuzididntwantgoodfood sarcasm truth hungry unamusedfacethumbsup
+2731,How nice of tonsillitis to join me on my holiday :middle_finger_light_skin_tone::middle_finger_light_skin_tone::middle_finger_light_skin_tone::middle_finger_light_skin_tone:,1,I hate that I got tonsillitis while on holiday,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,how nice of tonsillitis to join me on my holiday middlefingerlightskintonemiddlefingerlightskintonemiddlefingerlightskintonemiddlefingerlightskintone
+2957,I’ve tasted and seen of the sweetest of loves. Where my heart becomes free and my shame is undone,0,,,,,,,,ive tasted and seen of the sweetest of loves . where my heart becomes free and my shame is undone
+3180,"""When you ask for fish n chips they give you chicken right? It's not real fish right?"" -@USER",0,,,,,,,,when you ask for fish n chips they give you chicken right . its not real fish right . user
+997,you have no argument because you're insane|@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER,0,,,,,,,,you have no argument because youre insaneuser user user user user user
+1705,Throwing up on Christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it. #not,1,,,,,,,,throwing up on christmas morning is my ideal way of spending it . not
+1882,At last I can quit work and enjoy life lol #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,at last i can quit work and enjoy life lol not httpurl
+3498,people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves.. #irony #ModelTownNotForgotten #PAT #PTI #GoNawazGo,1,,,,,,,,people speaking of law to protesters who are fighting for justice themselves . irony modeltownnotforgotten pat pti gonawazgo
+1221,@USER the good old days! #NOT,1,,,,,,,,user the good old days . not
+2977,"ever just peep fox to see what crazy tuck is saying? tonight, i am learning that fauci actually funded the creation of covid in a lab and is solely responsible for the pandemic",1,"""Tonight they are saying""",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,ever just peep fox to see what crazy tuck is saying . tonight i am learning that fauci actually funded the creation of covid in a lab and is solely responsible for the pandemic
+1494,@USER I need a spot for my birthday,0,,,,,,,,user i need a spot for my birthday
+3838,i am so cute,0,,,,,,,,i am so cute
+4193,"@USER it could have happened to anyone. Your time will come, critics. Oops, apologies. A typical #irony -loving #Brit.",1,,,,,,,,user it could have happened to anyone . your time will come critics . oops apologies . a typical irony loving brit .
+4563,@USER who doesn't?? #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user who doesnt . sarcasm
+474,Now I see why this play wasn't reviewed. Because it wasn't even close. #Sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,now i see why this play wasnt reviewed . because it wasnt even close . sarcasm httpurl
+117,Off to search for a Christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination :wrapped_gift:,0,,,,,,,,off to search for a christmas gift for my dad bc procrastination wrappedgift
+4365,"just booked to see David Gray too,, am i 40",1,I am only 21.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,just booked to see david gray too am i 40
+1712,I like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it #sarcasm :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,i like listening to dads truck drivers tell me about them going to the strip joint and their old lady getting mad at them over it sarcasm facewithtearsofjoy
+2023,Remember that one episode Santana wanted to be a dancer but then forgot about it altogether. Good times. Good times. #Glee #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,remember that one episode santana wanted to be a dancer but then forgot about it altogether . good times . good times . glee sarcasm
+2436,He has made everything beautiful in its time,0,,,,,,,,he has made everything beautiful in its time
+3990,Wish she could have told me herself. @USER #nicolescherzinger #OneLove #myfav #MyQueen :red_heart::red_heart: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,wish she could have told me herself . user nicolescherzinger onelove myfav myqueen redheartredheart httpurl
+603,#BBC #News -- #Thailand #crown #prince's #wife #resigns #from #royalty. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,bbc news thailand crown princes wife resigns from royalty . httpurl
+4790,drinking blue moon.. eating tuna salad with crackers.. living large right now,0,,,,,,,,drinking blue moon . eating tuna salad with crackers . living large right now
+332,"Please can someone explain tome how a facial wash can be ""sonic""? will it hum or make noises at me? Seems misleading.. Maybe they should advertise it on the side of a bus:face_with_rolling_eyes: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,please can someone explain tome how a facial wash can be sonic . will it hum or make noises at me . seems misleading . maybe they should advertise it on the side of a busfacewithrollingeyes httpurl
+3845,So far today I burned my tongue on my coffee. Saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck #gonnahaveagoodday #not,1,,,,,,,,so far today i burned my tongue on my coffee . saw a dead guy on the freeway and chipped the windshield in the truck gonnahaveagoodday not
+1504,So you think anime is for kids.. Tell me again how many times you have seen Frozen #anime #is #not #for #kids #Frozen,1,,,,,,,,so you think anime is for kids . tell me again how many times you have seen frozen anime is not for kids frozen
+3329,Life is so beautiful when you stop taking it so seriously. Like chill dude. You’re doing just fine.,0,,,,,,,,life is so beautiful when you stop taking it so seriously . like chill dude . youre doing just fine .
+3727,Hmm..Scott Mitchell v Tony O'Shea or Phil Taylor v Raymond van Barneveld..what a difficult decision!! #Not #DartsWorldChampionship #PDC,1,,,,,,,,hmm . scott mitchell v tony oshea or phil taylor v raymond van barneveld . what a difficult decision . not dartsworldchampionship pdc
+3163,"Sure, let's go back to work on my day off after after just leaving four hours ago. Why not? #fb #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,sure lets go back to work on my day off after after just leaving four hours ago . why not . fb sarcasm
+508,@USER I think it's a safe bet it won't fit the crime.,0,,,,,,,,user i think its a safe bet it wont fit the crime .
+4136,"I didn’t realize how powerful and impactful it would be for me, as a woman, to see a woman elected to one of the highest offices in the world",0,,,,,,,,i didnt realize how powerful and impactful it would be for me as a woman to see a woman elected to one of the highest offices in the world
+5027,The #AdvancedWarfare campaign was only 6 hours -_-|PS: It's still better than BF4's campaign tho (that I didn't finish) $playful$,0,,,,,,,,the advancedwarfare campaign was only 6 hours ps its still better than bf4s campaign tho that i didnt finish playful
+2456,Might f around and name my child Oosthuizen,1,,,,,,,,might f around and name my child oosthuizen
+3343,Omg my dog just scrolled through my emails with his nose and I’ve never seen anything CUTERR:weary_face::smiling_face_with_heart-eyes:,0,,,,,,,,omg my dog just scrolled through my emails with his nose and ive never seen anything cuterrwearyfacesmilingfacewithhearteyes
+3890,@USER @USER @USER there's a link somewhere just can't quite put my finger on it #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user user theres a link somewhere just cant quite put my finger on it sarcasm
+3127,@USER @USER Well that's a completely well reasoned and thought out argument. You've changed my mind!! #Ferguson #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user well thats a completely well reasoned and thought out argument . youve changed my mind . ferguson sarcasm
+3574,@USER Love it when people finish a sentence with 'sad!'. It's so sad. Sad!,1,,,,,,,,user love it when people finish a sentence with sad . its so sad . sad .
+1262,I think I'm restarting my YouTube channel :speak-no-evil_monkey:,0,,,,,,,,i think im restarting my youtube channel speaknoevilmonkey
+1989,@USER you could probably just call or text her that information. #allcelebritiesarefriends #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user you could probably just call or text her that information . allcelebritiesarefriends sarcasm
+570,Today was already weird and then my grandma added me on Snapchat ??,0,,,,,,,,today was already weird and then my grandma added me on snapchat .
+2033,"just finished s2 of obx and cleo becoming a pogue was the best thing that happened all season, no criticisms",0,,,,,,,,just finished s2 of obx and cleo becoming a pogue was the best thing that happened all season no criticisms
+4249,"All I want for Christmas is..the complimentary coaster offered by the title insurance company if I generate a ""Quick Quote"" to myself. #not",1,,,,,,,,all i want for christmas is . the complimentary coaster offered by the title insurance company if i generate a quick quote to myself . not
+1728,i love the word junction,0,,,,,,,,i love the word junction
+1452,Just had a flashback about a boy and nearly threw up in my mouth,1,Just thought about a boy I used to sleep with and felt uncomfortable.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,just had a flashback about a boy and nearly threw up in my mouth
+478,Wow Tim Hortons Cobourg is really on their A game today #Not,1,,,,,,,,wow tim hortons cobourg is really on their a game today not
+5060,NEW #HipHop MUSIC:> @USER - Crack Music: HTTPURL #JerseyCity #NJ #NY #BirthOfAWinner,0,,,,,,,,new hiphop music user crack music httpurl jerseycity nj ny birthofawinner
+3501,There is nothing I love more than listening to the black eyed peas on the way home from a Saturday night loss in petrolia #killerband #not,1,,,,,,,,there is nothing i love more than listening to the black eyed peas on the way home from a saturday night loss in petrolia killerband not
+2378,Thanks @USER for taking down HTTPURL $love$ We all love you for this $love$ #NOT,1,,,,,,,,thanks user for taking down httpurl love we all love you for this love not
+4110,Joe Biden & I are both Irish-Catholics who grew up in Scranton,0,,,,,,,,joe biden i are both irishcatholics who grew up in scranton
+757,i love desth note go light go,0,,,,,,,,i love desth note go light go
+1096,Lil Pump is the Nelson Mandela of our generation,1,Lil Pump is not the Nelson Mandela of our generation,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,lil pump is the nelson mandela of our generation
+3998,"Irony died 100 times during the climax of Sholay, when the police urged Thakur not to take the law into his HANDS. #Irony #Bollywood",1,,,,,,,,irony died 100 times during the climax of sholay when the police urged thakur not to take the law into his hands . irony bollywood
+4985,employer: so what are your strengths me: i’m smart i’m funny i’m nice i’m cool i’m creative i’m hardworking i’m made of wood i’m honest i’m fast i’m awesome i’m hot i’m chronically ill i’m little i’m in demand i’m,1,"I could elaborate more on the strengths that make sense (creative, hardworking, etc) and to include those that are clearly false, I could make it a metaphor that would show the employer that I can think outside of the box. Of course, some of the original message could be left out for a more realistic approach.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,employer so what are your strengths me im smart im funny im nice im cool im creative im hardworking im made of wood im honest im fast im awesome im hot im chronically ill im little im in demand im
+1321,And people start to drink .. Means fun #not,1,,,,,,,,and people start to drink . means fun not
+772,"My children are 18, 9, and 7. They have never known their nation at peace #ww11",0,,,,,,,,my children are 18 9 and 7 . they have never known their nation at peace ww11
+744,Is it even Christmas if there isn’t a fight with neighbours and a broken wrist?,1,,,,,,,,is it even christmas if there isnt a fight with neighbours and a broken wrist .
+1125,Jordan fan here||#sarcasm :face_with_tongue: -not a hater. HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,jordan fan heresarcasm facewithtongue not a hater . httpurl
+3225,i love peasant juice,1,,,,,,,,i love peasant juice
+2200,@USER celebratory burning of dissertation coming 2 u in July,1,,,,,,,,user celebratory burning of dissertation coming 2 u in july
+3681,Anyone else getting goosebumps watching @USER ? Incredible :pleading_face::red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,anyone else getting goosebumps watching user . incredible pleadingfaceredheart
+593,@USER I don't think your caramel frappe is salty enough. #sarcasm #McYuck #lostsale,1,,,,,,,,user i dont think your caramel frappe is salty enough . sarcasm mcyuck lostsale
+2272,Dr. Pepper in Europe has Sucralose added. Nothing is sacred.,1,,,,,,,,dr . pepper in europe has sucralose added . nothing is sacred .
+1112,"I've spent over an hour trying to decide which font to use for a poster, so I think it's fair to say I'm making some pretty valuable contributions to Science today.",1,,,,,,,,ive spent over an hour trying to decide which font to use for a poster so i think its fair to say im making some pretty valuable contributions to science today .
+1855,"@USER yup gotta keep up with my ""frantic party lifestyle"". #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user yup gotta keep up with my frantic party lifestyle . sarcasm
+771,another day of a mediocre white man getting a job he truly does not deserve,0,,,,,,,,another day of a mediocre white man getting a job he truly does not deserve
+4360,hoorayy no sleepp ahh,1,,,,,,,,hoorayy no sleepp ahh
+3667,OH you're just gonna wait till new years to start working out? #thatscool #NOT,1,,,,,,,,oh youre just gonna wait till new years to start working out . thatscool not
+2992,@USER Oh goodie my favorite pastime is reading your shitposts.,1,,,,,,,,user oh goodie my favorite pastime is reading your shitposts .
+4881,I have to say.. I'm really excited about Brendan Fraser's birthday tomorrow. #BrendanFraserBirthdayBash,0,,,,,,,,i have to say . im really excited about brendan frasers birthday tomorrow . brendanfraserbirthdaybash
+5000,Why is asking for a letter of recommendation so embarrassing,0,,,,,,,,why is asking for a letter of recommendation so embarrassing
+4688,That's always a great way to boost self-esteem #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,thats always a great way to boost selfesteem sarcasm
+3642,Why can't heroes be happy in DC Comics? I mean even their great flagship romance (#sarcasm ) is a Fauxmance and will bring about destruction,1,,,,,,,,why cant heroes be happy in dc comics . i mean even their great flagship romance sarcasm is a fauxmance and will bring about destruction
+4441,I love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles.. favorite part of the Army $smiley$ #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love waking up at 4am everyday and then running 5 miles . favorite part of the army smiley sarcasm
+2859,When u callin I'm tappin lol #not sorry,1,,,,,,,,when u callin im tappin lol not sorry
+2846,At HTTPURL -- #Sketch #today #spudshed #fresh #fruit #not .only.for.eating #for.drawing.as.well #drawing #Perth,0,,,,,,,,at httpurl sketch today spudshed fresh fruit not . only . for . eating for . drawing . as . well drawing perth
+4012,The villains in super hero films are awfully polite. They always confine their invasions to being above one particular city,1,"I would say that the invasions that take place are unrealistic and are only shown in this way for plot purposes, as opposed to realism.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the villains in super hero films are awfully polite . they always confine their invasions to being above one particular city
+4369,A great day is one in which it's pouring rain and you walk out of your apartment without your car or apartment keys. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,a great day is one in which its pouring rain and you walk out of your apartment without your car or apartment keys . sarcasm
+1001,"Not got one lynx Africa for Christmas Day this year, shocked and outraged. #RuinedChristmas",1,Lynx Africa is terrible and I’m glad I didn’t get one for Christmas this year,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,not got one lynx africa for christmas day this year shocked and outraged . ruinedchristmas
+1593,@USER I can't stand watching a #UKvsLOU game with a Louisville fan! They're as bad as Steelers fans. #BBN @USER #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user i cant stand watching a ukvslou game with a louisville fan . theyre as bad as steelers fans . bbn user irony
+3192,if only those pants were tighter :broken_heart:,0,,,,,,,,if only those pants were tighter brokenheart
+1092,Embraced the fact I'm becoming an old woman and ordered myself a knee pillow for bed. I can't wait to wake up without hip pain :relieved_face:,0,,,,,,,,embraced the fact im becoming an old woman and ordered myself a knee pillow for bed . i cant wait to wake up without hip pain relievedface
+5029,#not just like that HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,not just like that httpurl
+2955,I’ve just spent 6 hours watching minecraft streamers instead of doing my homework I have no regrets,0,,,,,,,,ive just spent 6 hours watching minecraft streamers instead of doing my homework i have no regrets
+1224,"I am not a simulation theorist but the groceries thing fucks me up. I have never seen a neighbor get groceries. I live in a big complex. And I feel like I am getting them constantly. Also, have u ever stayed at somebody’s house? I have to remind people to eat lunch or they won’t.",0,,,,,,,,i am not a simulation theorist but the groceries thing fucks me up . i have never seen a neighbor get groceries . i live in a big complex . and i feel like i am getting them constantly . also have u ever stayed at somebodys house . i have to remind people to eat lunch or they wont .
+2892,breaking my strict buying hiatus to get lisa’s album? it’s much more likely than you’d think,1,I will break my buying hiatus to buy this album,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,1.0,breaking my strict buying hiatus to get lisas album . its much more likely than youd think
+3980,"I've been accused by a doctor of comfort eating (which is bullsh*t by the way) & told if I lose weight, the anxiety struggles I've battled for years will all just go away. Thanks for making me feel about 20 million times worse than before DOC!",1,,,,,,,,ive been accused by a doctor of comfort eating which is bullsht by the way told if i lose weight the anxiety struggles ive battled for years will all just go away . thanks for making me feel about 20 million times worse than before doc .
+4143,Very important. Had my second ultrasound yesterday and hoping it's just the PCOS I've been dealing with for the last decade. It feels like I've got random lumps of broken glass in there. HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,very important . had my second ultrasound yesterday and hoping its just the pcos ive been dealing with for the last decade . it feels like ive got random lumps of broken glass in there . httpurl
+679,“The App Store [is].. an economic miracle” :face_with_rolling_eyes: but Apple magic not working today at #AntiTrustHearings #Apple stifles innovation that is the lifeblood of our economy. -Lucy McBath speaking some truth today #HouseJudiciary HTTPURL,1,"Apple which arguably has a monopoly - in its users only being able to buy apps via its app store- was today described by Tim Cook as ""..an economic miracle"". It was tough to watch as Apple's CEO, Tim Cook, struggled in the hearing.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,the app store is . an economic miracle facewithrollingeyes but apple magic not working today at antitrusthearings apple stifles innovation that is the lifeblood of our economy . lucy mcbath speaking some truth today housejudiciary httpurl
+1391,Synthwave communities really love pessimism don't they haha Any upbeat energy and people get upset at ya,1,yes,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,synthwave communities really love pessimism dont they haha any upbeat energy and people get upset at ya
+1604,love being able to be comfortable in my own room:grinning_face_with_big_eyes::thumbs_up: #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,love being able to be comfortable in my own roomgrinningfacewithbigeyesthumbsup sarcasm
+812,"Surely if all Opticians boycotted contact lens manufacturers until they stopped supplying dodgy online stores, we'd end up with fewer parasitic sites that don't require a fit, aftercares or even a valid eye test.",0,,,,,,,,surely if all opticians boycotted contact lens manufacturers until they stopped supplying dodgy online stores wed end up with fewer parasitic sites that dont require a fit aftercares or even a valid eye test .
+4954,"Half the world is starving, the other half is struggling to lose weight! |#Irony #SickWorld",1,,,,,,,,half the world is starving the other half is struggling to lose weight . irony sickworld
+4466,next person that puts beomsil on my tl has to deal w me crying on the floor,1,Stop putting beomsil on my timeline.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,next person that puts beomsil on my tl has to deal w me crying on the floor
+4123,I was today years old when I learned what Ricky Martin looks like.,0,,,,,,,,i was today years old when i learned what ricky martin looks like .
+3852,@USER Do you know of any good chippies in the Crewe area?,1,What are your qualifications in epidemiology?,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,user do you know of any good chippies in the crewe area .
+849,"Time for the post Christmas car wash, yay!! #sarcasm #friesenfamilychristmas",1,,,,,,,,time for the post christmas car wash yay . sarcasm friesenfamilychristmas
+4179,Happens Every day. #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,happens every day . not httpurl
+1822,"Mmm, milk from an abandoned bowl of cheerios in my coffee. Thanks kids!",1,,,,,,,,mmm milk from an abandoned bowl of cheerios in my coffee . thanks kids .
+223,I love when half the group is really committed and the other half just doesn't give a crap! #perfection #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love when half the group is really committed and the other half just doesnt give a crap . perfection sarcasm
+2167,It’s sad.. guys make me want to stay single more and more everyday. Guys Respect your ladies please. Stay out of my dms especially if your married or just had a kid :exploding_head:,0,,,,,,,,its sad . guys make me want to stay single more and more everyday . guys respect your ladies please . stay out of my dms especially if your married or just had a kid explodinghead
+3088,Had no idea Deliciously Ella was in the Zac Efron documentaries on Netflix!,0,,,,,,,,had no idea deliciously ella was in the zac efron documentaries on netflix .
+1596,"@USER oh brother, the bar for journalism is very high these days #sarcasm @USER why do you follow such retards?",1,,,,,,,,user oh brother the bar for journalism is very high these days sarcasm user why do you follow such retards .
+381,Is there anything better and more comforting to eat when you're ill than toast?? No there is not,0,,,,,,,,is there anything better and more comforting to eat when youre ill than toast . no there is not
+3612,@USER @USER You do look a die hard fan of his #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user you do look a die hard fan of his sarcasm
+3670,"I'm so glad that Jonathan Stewart had to have, his best game in 5 yrs against me in fantasy fb playoffs.. #sarcasm #imout",1,,,,,,,,im so glad that jonathan stewart had to have his best game in 5 yrs against me in fantasy fb playoffs . sarcasm imout
+2719,"Being publicly called a ""heartless arsehole"" for going about my day as usual. #irony",1,,,,,,,,being publicly called a heartless arsehole for going about my day as usual . irony
+3012,There is not enough people here #ivoryrooms,1,Ivory rooms is not busy tonight,1.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,there is not enough people here ivoryrooms
+3577,Glad there's not a typhoon where we go on holiday in 4 weeks. #sarcasm #fml,1,,,,,,,,glad theres not a typhoon where we go on holiday in 4 weeks . sarcasm fml
+5058,"When we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love, only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude & festivity of loving.",0,,,,,,,,when we stop accepting crumbs in the name of love only then we can equally appreciate the silence of solitude festivity of loving .
+1571,"Unpopular opinion: a cruise is my idea of hell. I don't care how expensive/ luxurious it is, it's a firm no.",0,,,,,,,,unpopular opinion a cruise is my idea of hell . i dont care how expensive luxurious it is its a firm no .
+1325,All hell is breaking loose.. Ahh everybody freak out #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,all hell is breaking loose . ahh everybody freak out sarcasm
+1191,2v4 S&D matches are just so fun.. #not,1,,,,,,,,2v4 sd matches are just so fun . not
+2463,@USER @USER an e-reader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house. Good call #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user user an ereader would definitely help save my life if someone broke into my house . good call sarcasm
+871,Wow I love having 3 essays due in the next 3 weeks #not,1,,,,,,,,wow i love having 3 essays due in the next 3 weeks not
+5128,#But #It8217s #Matters #Not #Size #Style #That #wedding|Please RT: HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,but it8217s matters not size style that weddingplease rt httpurl httpurl
+1685,My investments investing in me! Sit back and watch it come to you..,0,,,,,,,,my investments investing in me . sit back and watch it come to you .
+3497,"I liked a @USER video from @USER HTTPURL WWE 2K15 (PS4) My Career Mode Ep: #12: ""TRIPLE THREAT"" | WWE 2K15",0,,,,,,,,i liked a user video from user httpurl wwe 2k15 ps4 my career mode ep 12 triple threat wwe 2k15
+4756,"Bruh, chili slaps.",0,,,,,,,,bruh chili slaps .
+4396,"Whoever came up with the “skip intro” button on Netflix deserves to be the new POTUS. He will guide us into the future, he’s already in 2040",1,,,,,,,,whoever came up with the skip intro button on netflix deserves to be the new potus . he will guide us into the future hes already in 2040
+3945,Most depressing thing about living in a damp student room: even my fake flowers are wilting.,0,,,,,,,,most depressing thing about living in a damp student room even my fake flowers are wilting .
+3809,@USER @USER @USER @USER what do you expect when pros are playing against village green players he should be able to do that every week against players many many levels below a pro player its no different from a pro footballer playing sunday pub league,0,,,,,,,,user user user user what do you expect when pros are playing against village green players he should be able to do that every week against players many many levels below a pro player its no different from a pro footballer playing sunday pub league
+2933,Gotta love companies that use delivery services who still give you a window of 12 hours for their delivery. Not at all infuriating. :thumbs_down:,1,,,,,,,,gotta love companies that use delivery services who still give you a window of 12 hours for their delivery . not at all infuriating . thumbsdown
+3782,Found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because I'm atheist. #hypocrite #atheistproblems #serverproblems,0,,,,,,,,found out the reason that weekend closer makes my life miserable is because im atheist . hypocrite atheistproblems serverproblems
+4530,At HTTPURL -- The sun finally decided to play #beastside #tahiti #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,at httpurl the sun finally decided to play beastside tahiti not httpurl
+2197,@USER he def came out the closet on that AND 1 dunk #rudygay,0,,,,,,,,user he def came out the closet on that and 1 dunk rudygay
+1310,I fell asleep posting my last post. #Irony,1,,,,,,,,i fell asleep posting my last post . irony
+1453,No one can understand the heartbreak teachers are feeling right now.The announcement of extended quarantine brought me to tears. How am I not supposed to hug my seniors goodbye? What if I never see them again? I’ve built bonds with these students every day for the past (1),0,,,,,,,,no one can understand the heartbreak teachers are feeling right now . the announcement of extended quarantine brought me to tears . how am i not supposed to hug my seniors goodbye . what if i never see them again . ive built bonds with these students every day for the past 1
+795,Someone stop Obama! USA only should have relations with human rights loving nations like Saudi Arabia. Not terrorist Cuba! #Cuba #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,someone stop obama . usa only should have relations with human rights loving nations like saudi arabia . not terrorist cuba . cuba sarcasm
+2213,@USER @USER Can't wait!,0,,,,,,,,user user cant wait .
+330,Just realized that the name of the comic sans' creator means asshole in French #nooffense #irony,1,,,,,,,,just realized that the name of the comic sans creator means asshole in french nooffense irony
+4274,It's so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow #not,1,,,,,,,,its so much fun to drive a front wheel drive car in the snow not
+3917,i hate it here :red_heart::red_heart::red_heart::red_heart::red_heart:,1,I hate it here. (no emojis),1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i hate it here redheartredheartredheartredheartredheart
+4864,:nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face: literally can’t watch this #ImACeleb,1,,,,,,,,nauseatedfacenauseatedfacenauseatedfacenauseatedface literally cant watch this imaceleb
+3154,It is midnight. On a Thursday. My roommates decided that right now is probably a really good time to both play French horn in the living room. W H Y,0,,,,,,,,it is midnight . on a thursday . my roommates decided that right now is probably a really good time to both play french horn in the living room . w h y
+2294,"Just a hunch here,but I think Steven Gerrard is leaving,possibly going to the MLS #sarcasm #hesnodeed",1,,,,,,,,just a hunch herebut i think steven gerrard is leavingpossibly going to the mls sarcasm hesnodeed
+4671,Context: ~leg day~ Jacob: I need power *plays Britney Spears* Yes sir I love u,0,,,,,,,,context leg day jacob i need power plays britney spears yes sir i love u
+2834,HTTPURL now #Not in the MALLS! TAKE YEARS OFF YOUR SKIN! SEACRET Minerals from the Dead Sea!! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,httpurl now not in the malls . take years off your skin . seacret minerals from the dead sea . httpurl
+1528,Fully embracing my dad bod.,1,,,,,,,,fully embracing my dad bod .
+1948,#protip drink bleach to level up your white privilege,1,,,,,,,,protip drink bleach to level up your white privilege
+4160,No offense going to ACE Midwest and meeting Tom Holland would actually suck HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,no offense going to ace midwest and meeting tom holland would actually suck httpurl
+3626,"frozen bananas, peanut butter, cacao powder, almond milk, blend YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED OH MY GOSH 10/10 best homemade ice cream :ice_cream:",0,,,,,,,,frozen bananas peanut butter cacao powder almond milk blend you will not be disappointed oh my gosh 1010 best homemade ice cream icecream
+3070,"@USER If #BJP joins with PDP, then CM will be of PDP. Only way to have a #HINDU #CM is to take support of Abdullah family #Irony",1,,,,,,,,user if bjp joins with pdp then cm will be of pdp . only way to have a hindu cm is to take support of abdullah family irony
+2401,"The more I learn about art history in general, the more I tend to appreciate modern art and its differences.",0,,,,,,,,the more i learn about art history in general the more i tend to appreciate modern art and its differences .
+4253,@USER Warwick Davis is more than twice the man Tony Blair is #Irony,1,,,,,,,,user warwick davis is more than twice the man tony blair is irony
+933,I just love working on Christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family! #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i just love working on christmas and spending it alone 6 hours away from my family . sarcasm
+1814,stop because i just thought of the cutest caption for when i get in a relationship. “i’ve finally found someone to watch stranger things with” :pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,stop because i just thought of the cutest caption for when i get in a relationship . ive finally found someone to watch stranger things with pleadingface
+1456,@USER I mean that all matter this game #not,1,,,,,,,,user i mean that all matter this game not
+3547,Just realized I don’t have more than 3 full weeks in a row at work the rest of the year. :woman_tipping_hand_medium-light_skin_tone:,0,,,,,,,,just realized i dont have more than 3 full weeks in a row at work the rest of the year . womantippinghandmediumlightskintone
+1016,I love it when professors draw a big question mark next to my answer on an exam because I’m always like yeah I don’t either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯,1,I do not like when professors don’t write out specific notes on my answers to exams.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i love it when professors draw a big question mark next to my answer on an exam because im always like yeah i dont either ツ
+4420,Because standing by a board about dental hygiene for two hours is how I wanted to spend my birthday.. #not,1,,,,,,,,because standing by a board about dental hygiene for two hours is how i wanted to spend my birthday . not
+3853,Smh never knew something could be 80% halal..Been muslim my whole life but somehow i've learned something new i guess #Not,1,,,,,,,,smh never knew something could be 80 halal . been muslim my whole life but somehow ive learned something new i guess not
+2445,"decided to do a really fun thing, left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min. 100 word essays #not",1,,,,,,,,decided to do a really fun thing left myself 15 hours to sit an exam and write 3 x min . 100 word essays not
+5087,@USER how do you like that loss son?,0,,,,,,,,user how do you like that loss son .
+3565,I love when I wake up grumpy #not #effroommates #yourtooloud #personalalarmclock #notnecessary #bequieter #ugh,1,,,,,,,,i love when i wake up grumpy not effroommates yourtooloud personalalarmclock notnecessary bequieter ugh
+4461,Us Looking Sexy #Not #MehRockingMyBluMonsoonT-shirt,1,,,,,,,,us looking sexy not mehrockingmyblumonsoontshirt
+2640,Cool. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,cool . sarcasm
+4859,bad romance by lady gaga is the best song to ever come out of the american music industry and anyone who says otherwise is a liar,1,Bad Romance is a bad song,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,bad romance by lady gaga is the best song to ever come out of the american music industry and anyone who says otherwise is a liar
+2944,BOY O LOVE BEING FOREVER IN DEBT. THANKS PREDATORY LENDING.,1,,,,,,,,boy o love being forever in debt . thanks predatory lending .
+4550,"@USER WOW, so now things are going to change? Never heard that before from the opposition. Please vote, it works so well #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user wow so now things are going to change . never heard that before from the opposition . please vote it works so well sarcasm
+2059,HTTPURL << Don't know how this didn't get to number 1! #accounting #sarcasm #absolutetosh,1,,,,,,,,httpurl dont know how this didnt get to number 1 . accounting sarcasm absolutetosh
+741,"@USER Narcissists have a way of making people fight like hell to be loved and noticed by them It's kind of impressive, in a fucked up way",0,,,,,,,,user narcissists have a way of making people fight like hell to be loved and noticed by them its kind of impressive in a fucked up way
+4306,No magic money tree for nurses but there is one for mps! Convenient!,1,,,,,,,,no magic money tree for nurses but there is one for mps . convenient .
+2239,I've said it before and I'll say it again but YOUR MENTAL HEALTH IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN A GOOD GRADE,0,,,,,,,,ive said it before and ill say it again but your mental health is so much more important than a good grade
+2767,woke up to my dog sneezing on my face. How’s your day going so far?,0,,,,,,,,woke up to my dog sneezing on my face . hows your day going so far .
+3131,Day five and we just spent £10 on egg fried rice,0,,,,,,,,day five and we just spent 10 on egg fried rice
+2710,so like does anyone even remember what happened in september,0,,,,,,,,so like does anyone even remember what happened in september
+4096,Take half a minion ecstasy and call me in the morning,0,,,,,,,,take half a minion ecstasy and call me in the morning
+3896,@USER @USER The Bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment.,0,,,,,,,,user user the bears are probably the worst franchise in football at the moment .
+843,Yay for no longer having a vehicle! #Sarcasm :pensive_face::disappointed_face:,1,,,,,,,,yay for no longer having a vehicle . sarcasm pensivefacedisappointedface
+4935,hey..jus wonderin if u might wanna get some coffee w me sometime n defund the police together.. lmk,0,,,,,,,,hey . jus wonderin if u might wanna get some coffee w me sometime n defund the police together . lmk
+2562,Let's all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves --really really good trainers #fitnessmotivation #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,lets all do only squats and deadlifts until we hurt ourselves really really good trainers fitnessmotivation sarcasm
+4542,I just love a chaotic school run!!..#not,1,,,,,,,,i just love a chaotic school run . not
+4072,Slept in jeans last night. There’s no telling what I might do next,1,,,,,,,,slept in jeans last night . theres no telling what i might do next
+781,"hi, I’m doing my first fieldwork in assistive tech and I’m soo!! excited!!",0,,,,,,,,hi im doing my first fieldwork in assistive tech and im soo . excited .
+1095,Nick Griffin declared bankrupt. What a shame..,1,,,,,,,,nick griffin declared bankrupt . what a shame .
+1558,Are all the England players top heavy because they seem to be falling over an awful lot? #worldcup HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,are all the england players top heavy because they seem to be falling over an awful lot . worldcup httpurl
+1157,Air Passenger Duty for under 12s to be abolished. AT LAST! Something to help the homeless and impoverished! #AutumnStatement #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,air passenger duty for under 12s to be abolished . at last . something to help the homeless and impoverished . autumnstatement sarcasm
+3723,Everone is supporting Fawad alam :D|No fawad no cricket $smiley$ :v|#Supportfawad #sarcasm|#Usman HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,everone is supporting fawad alam dno fawad no cricket smiley vsupportfawad sarcasmusman httpurl
+718,@USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER @USER 9 Followers and now he's relevant? #Not,1,,,,,,,,user user user user user user user user 9 followers and now hes relevant . not
+1173,@USER I miss seeing your face and t-Rex hands everyday on Vlogmas:loudly_crying_face::face_blowing_a_kiss: #not-Rexemoji:see-no-evil_monkey:,1,,,,,,,,user i miss seeing your face and trex hands everyday on vlogmasloudlycryingfacefaceblowingakiss notrexemojiseenoevilmonkey
+4192,Is there a zombie apocalypse going on upper street,1,Why does everyone look so dead on Upper street,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,is there a zombie apocalypse going on upper street
+4926,@USER woww thanks for that helps alot #not hahaha sadd :face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,user woww thanks for that helps alot not hahaha sadd facewithtearsofjoy
+4826,How soon is too soon to quit your first job? :thinking_face: #adultquestions,0,,,,,,,,how soon is too soon to quit your first job . thinkingface adultquestions
+1245,Toonami introduced me into anime. #BringBackToonami,0,,,,,,,,toonami introduced me into anime . bringbacktoonami
+4078,Why I love penguins of Madagascar #sarcasm #humor #reliefcomedy,0,,,,,,,,why i love penguins of madagascar sarcasm humor reliefcomedy
+3109,did you know there is a direct correlation with how cool someone is and how high they cuff their pants?,1,Cuffing your pants too high is embarrassing and it does not make you cool,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,did you know there is a direct correlation with how cool someone is and how high they cuff their pants .
+299,Bbq sauce in alfredo kinda slaps I’m not joking,0,,,,,,,,bbq sauce in alfredo kinda slaps im not joking
+4281,"So used to having peppa pig on in the background for my daughter, it was 5 minutes before i realised she hadn't been in the room for ages (in kitchen with daddy) and it was just me watching it! #peppapig",0,,,,,,,,so used to having peppa pig on in the background for my daughter it was 5 minutes before i realised she hadnt been in the room for ages in kitchen with daddy and it was just me watching it . peppapig
+4508,J&J update: arms and back have been sore/aching all day and went through some pretty intense fever chills last night. Would do again 100x over in a heartbeat.,0,,,,,,,,jj update arms and back have been soreaching all day and went through some pretty intense fever chills last night . would do again 100x over in a heartbeat .
+3135,Those bad Anonymous and Occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,those bad anonymous and occupy people did it all because they support white supremacy sarcasm
+3840,ok wow…unfollowing now. thought he was the cool new kid from hollywood but apparently he’s a virgin who lit the black flame candle,0,,,,,,,,ok wowunfollowing now . thought he was the cool new kid from hollywood but apparently hes a virgin who lit the black flame candle
+2752,@USER guess the #bronut works best in combination with these #mentissues . wanna see this #'sneeze' #NOT HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,user guess the bronut works best in combination with these mentissues . wanna see this sneeze not httpurl
+2961,@USER Thank you for your well balanced and thoughtful input,1,There was no need for that,1.0,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user thank you for your well balanced and thoughtful input
+4265,I’ve decided that I’m ready for the Schrute Farms offshoot show now.,0,,,,,,,,ive decided that im ready for the schrute farms offshoot show now .
+4447,Wonder what catastrophe is going to be broadcast on Friday the 13th? HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,wonder what catastrophe is going to be broadcast on friday the 13th . httpurl
+3796,@USER **ALERT** PLEASE CHANGE THIS.. ITS #NOT ME>> #NowPlaying Relentlezz @USER - Who I Be :: Tune In: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,user alert please change this . its not me nowplaying relentlezz user who i be tune in httpurl
+4164,sometimes when my dad is mad at me i call him papa smurf and it makes him even more mad but i think it’s hella funny,0,,,,,,,,sometimes when my dad is mad at me i call him papa smurf and it makes him even more mad but i think its hella funny
+1270,Watching Christmas movies alone is like so much fun. #not,1,,,,,,,,watching christmas movies alone is like so much fun . not
+5016,Count Pushkin to End this fvckin night smh,0,,,,,,,,count pushkin to end this fvckin night smh
+1185,I just love being in charge of comp music :grinning_face: #not,1,,,,,,,,i just love being in charge of comp music grinningface not
+3873,apple.. as much as i want to say ‘abs’. no. i am typing to type ‘and’,0,,,,,,,,apple . as much as i want to say abs . no . i am typing to type and
+2717,You know the one thing I really wish I could see? I want a Piers Morgan esque interview with #LilleeJean where she's forced to explain her shitty behaviour and see if she storms off or comes up with some BS to make her look cute and innocent. It'd be a fun watch.,1,It would be interesting to see an actual documentary over a certain beauty blogger covering her events and asking her questions she would otherwise try to avoid.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,you know the one thing i really wish i could see . i want a piers morgan esque interview with lilleejean where shes forced to explain her shitty behaviour and see if she storms off or comes up with some bs to make her look cute and innocent . itd be a fun watch .
+631,HTTPURL #AnalScreen #Exotic Exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk,0,,,,,,,,httpurl analscreen exotic exotic brunette gets her little tight butt nailed right on the office desk
+3,protect your energy and elevate.,0,,,,,,,,protect your energy and elevate .
+3869,Sorry I've not been that active in chat! I have started an actual 9-5 job on top of finishing university! Hope everyone is doing good $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,sorry ive not been that active in chat . i have started an actual 95 job on top of finishing university . hope everyone is doing good smiley
+1777,"Well, I had hoped the election would be called in time for my quarter-century birthday two days ago, but I’ll accept this belated present from my fellow Americans. #BidenHarris2020 #election",0,,,,,,,,well i had hoped the election would be called in time for my quartercentury birthday two days ago but ill accept this belated present from my fellow americans . bidenharris2020 election
+2353,i just deleted every tweet from beyond this year because connor wouldnt stop asking for my cringy ass twitter damn,0,,,,,,,,i just deleted every tweet from beyond this year because connor wouldnt stop asking for my cringy ass twitter damn
+4275,When your walking and eating hot Cheetos at the same time and you get your move goal on your watch. That’s the definition of balance,0,,,,,,,,when your walking and eating hot cheetos at the same time and you get your move goal on your watch . thats the definition of balance
+3384,@USER There is nothing better on this earth than animals!,0,,,,,,,,user there is nothing better on this earth than animals .
+1010,Please send all the good vibes. The decision on the house we put an offer on is happening tomorrow. Please universe. You’ve shit on me a lot this month and it’s only the 9th :weary_face: HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,please send all the good vibes . the decision on the house we put an offer on is happening tomorrow . please universe . youve shit on me a lot this month and its only the 9th wearyface httpurl
+2884,My favorite thing is that literally ONLY my @USER says I have to have a prescription for syringes that I've been getting OTC for years. This is the kind of shit diabetics are facing.,0,,,,,,,,my favorite thing is that literally only my user says i have to have a prescription for syringes that ive been getting otc for years . this is the kind of shit diabetics are facing .
+4469,@USER If they aren’t out yet just wait to get the ps5 later with a discount,0,,,,,,,,user if they arent out yet just wait to get the ps5 later with a discount
+3706,"oh sure, the mic’d up pitcher at the MLB all-star game can say “god dammit” but when my 13 year old softball player says it she gets a “language warning” :face_with_tears_of_joy:",1,"MLB players can swear on TV and not get in trouble, but when a youth softball player does the same thing, she will get in trouble.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,oh sure the micd up pitcher at the mlb allstar game can say god dammit but when my 13 year old softball player says it she gets a language warning facewithtearsofjoy
+1945,Up all night 2 nights in a row. My job is fun #sarcasm #nightauditadventures #resortjobprobs #fb,1,,,,,,,,up all night 2 nights in a row . my job is fun sarcasm nightauditadventures resortjobprobs fb
+2010,Can we get an app that doesn’t have a chat feature? I hate the pressure to socialize on every single platform like is it too much to ask for mindless consumption?,0,,,,,,,,can we get an app that doesnt have a chat feature . i hate the pressure to socialize on every single platform like is it too much to ask for mindless consumption .
+3679,Waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 Nov 2015 wtvr Night at the museum 3 #mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,waa mockingjay part 2 tahon depan meh 20 nov 2015 wtvr night at the museum 3 mustwatchb4decemberendssobssobs httpurl
+2422,"Today I learned that kitties do this thing called ""making biscuits"" when they're happy and content, and that's the most wholesome thing ever.",0,,,,,,,,today i learned that kitties do this thing called making biscuits when theyre happy and content and thats the most wholesome thing ever .
+2289,"Today, a racist narcissistic psychopath becomes leader of the most powerful nation on earth. What could possibly go wrong?",1,,,,,,,,today a racist narcissistic psychopath becomes leader of the most powerful nation on earth . what could possibly go wrong .
+1404,So that went well #not,1,,,,,,,,so that went well not
+2813,Tim for prime minister #TheCircle,0,,,,,,,,tim for prime minister thecircle
+5036,Rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine. Poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack. #irony or #fail ?,0,,,,,,,,rants about being pregnant and judged for buying a bottle of wine . poses weekly for belly pics in front of wine rack . irony or fail .
+1347,why is truly tea hard seltzer so good :loudly_crying_face: the southern girl in me is v happy,0,,,,,,,,why is truly tea hard seltzer so good loudlycryingface the southern girl in me is v happy
+2785,why do david dobrik & ben platt give off the same energy,0,,,,,,,,why do david dobrik ben platt give off the same energy
+3607,Working hard right now #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,working hard right now not httpurl
+954,Can't fck with you hoe an I'm sorry :open_hands: #Not:face_with_tears_of_joy:,1,,,,,,,,cant fck with you hoe an im sorry openhands notfacewithtearsofjoy
+3368,stevie wonder has the best feel good music.,0,,,,,,,,stevie wonder has the best feel good music .
+3972,Imagine if my upstairs neighbors weren't constantly rolling things back and forth across their floor for hours every single night?? Wild.,1,,,,,,,,imagine if my upstairs neighbors werent constantly rolling things back and forth across their floor for hours every single night . wild .
+995,I can't wait to go to the post office to get bent over with $100 shipping fees to mail my folks' #Christmas gifts to Montana. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i cant wait to go to the post office to get bent over with 100 shipping fees to mail my folks christmas gifts to montana . sarcasm
+2110,"Crime figures: true picture may be worse than feared, says think-tank report | via @USER HTTPURL Surprised? #not",1,,,,,,,,crime figures true picture may be worse than feared says thinktank report via user httpurl surprised . not
+3423,victoria has a crush on maluma,1,Victoria really enjoys maluma's music and talking about them.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,victoria has a crush on maluma
+3563,Thank @USER for being so entertaining at the Edinburgh signings! You did not disappoint! I made my flight so will have plenty time to read @USER HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,thank user for being so entertaining at the edinburgh signings . you did not disappoint . i made my flight so will have plenty time to read user httpurl
+4776,it’s always the girls I don’t even know that wanna talk about me 24/7 $smiley$ I love my fans $smiley$,1,I don’t like people who talk bad about me,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,its always the girls i dont even know that wanna talk about me 247 smiley i love my fans smiley
+2103,"@USER the people who are going ""yeah well The Assault Man said he didn't assault her so she's a liar"" are making ME crazier just from exposure",0,,,,,,,,user the people who are going yeah well the assault man said he didnt assault her so shes a liar are making me crazier just from exposure
+1513,im gonna keep believing that andrew and tobey arent in nwh so if it doesnt happen i wont be disappointed but if it does i will scream and cry and mostly scream,0,,,,,,,,im gonna keep believing that andrew and tobey arent in nwh so if it doesnt happen i wont be disappointed but if it does i will scream and cry and mostly scream
+1195,I LOVE LORDE GOODNIGHT,0,,,,,,,,i love lorde goodnight
+4994,Yeah nice hair babes #not :face_with_tears_of_joy::face_with_tears_of_joy: HTTPURL HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,yeah nice hair babes not facewithtearsofjoyfacewithtearsofjoy httpurl httpurl
+72,men are so grimey,0,,,,,,,,men are so grimey
+5001,I love when this happens #not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,i love when this happens not httpurl
+1056,"Yo I got ten squad members in Khajo Chris said as he tears up..|""You ain't a gang member.."" Kevin responded |#thuglife #not",1,,,,,,,,yo i got ten squad members in khajo chris said as he tears up . you aint a gang member . kevin responded thuglife not
+4174,Yea I love it when 2 is already throwing a tantrum upon waking up. Totally. Awesome. :OK_hand: #not @USER,1,,,,,,,,yea i love it when 2 is already throwing a tantrum upon waking up . totally . awesome . okhand not user
+755,Currently feeling very disappointed in people that I know. Just wow.,0,,,,,,,,currently feeling very disappointed in people that i know . just wow .
+2058,"@USER Wow, that is just so funny.. #not",1,,,,,,,,user wow that is just so funny . not
+4773,"Do I draw Greyscale/Dragonsbayne stuff or do I try and get people to play Garticphone with me tonight? Decisions, decisions..",0,,,,,,,,do i draw greyscaledragonsbayne stuff or do i try and get people to play garticphone with me tonight . decisions decisions .
+4506,"whoever just did the hunger games whistle on the quiet floor, I applaud you on your originality and cultural relevance #sarcasm #oldjoke",1,,,,,,,,whoever just did the hunger games whistle on the quiet floor i applaud you on your originality and cultural relevance sarcasm oldjoke
+3813,Daily reminder that you’re fucking dumb if you “don’t believe” in the vaccine,0,,,,,,,,daily reminder that youre fucking dumb if you dont believe in the vaccine
+1337,".@USER I couldn't find the letter in my binder, but I did find these! HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,. user i couldnt find the letter in my binder but i did find these . httpurl
+543,Married At First Sight: Australia is soo juicy this season,0,,,,,,,,married at first sight australia is soo juicy this season
+3004,"Thanks mum for farting .. Not once, but twice during dinner with the BF. #NiceOne #NOT",1,,,,,,,,thanks mum for farting . not once but twice during dinner with the bf . niceone not
+92,my sister is cool!,1,,,,,,,,my sister is cool .
+1301,Morning workout routine: bench pressing my weighted blanket,0,,,,,,,,morning workout routine bench pressing my weighted blanket
+4170,"replurks acatholicprayer: Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner! #Catholic #prayer HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,replurks acatholicprayer lord jesus christ son of god have mercy on me a sinner . catholic prayer httpurl
+63,"Comcast, greatest customer service on the planet #sarcasm #comcastistheworst HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,comcast greatest customer service on the planet sarcasm comcastistheworst httpurl
+3942,Just ordered the 'Sea-Lover's Sharing menu' for a family celebration next week - looks amazing! HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,just ordered the sealovers sharing menu for a family celebration next week looks amazing . httpurl
+4142,"You know what's awesome? When all your gear (sliders, dolly, monitor, etc) gets delivered @ the end of filming. #not #somadatBandHandadorama",1,,,,,,,,you know whats awesome . when all your gear sliders dolly monitor etc gets delivered the end of filming . not somadatbandhandadorama
+3324,I'm seeing more and more people using the term #GamerGate and I can't believe I'm going to say this but they're using it incorrectly #irony,1,,,,,,,,im seeing more and more people using the term gamergate and i cant believe im going to say this but theyre using it incorrectly irony
+2292,"@USER Also, I would not that my tone was joking, though it's difficult to properly convey that in a Tweet. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user also i would not that my tone was joking though its difficult to properly convey that in a tweet . sarcasm
+3420,@USER @USER didn't know that before putting him there#they all reck our country#PDP clans do not deserve another day#not even months,0,,,,,,,,user user didnt know that before putting him therethey all reck our countrypdp clans do not deserve another daynot even months
+773,Good luck today DJ Durkin. It is NOT great to be a Florida gator. |#not |#fuckUF,1,,,,,,,,good luck today dj durkin . it is not great to be a florida gator . not fuckuf
+368,"This week has been physically and emotionally exhausting. I just want a big cuddle and a big sleep. I also just snorted water out of my nose right after I'd been eating a load of sriracha so, that was nice :skull:",1,,,,,,,,this week has been physically and emotionally exhausting . i just want a big cuddle and a big sleep . i also just snorted water out of my nose right after id been eating a load of sriracha so that was nice skull
+1265,@USER @USER Actually Israel's demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mate's favourite non definition of antisem. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user user actually israels demand renders it antisemitic acc to your mates favourite non definition of antisem . irony
+403,"Watching all these important venues closing over time sucks horribly, but this one hurts. Fuck. #FabricReview",0,,,,,,,,watching all these important venues closing over time sucks horribly but this one hurts . fuck . fabricreview
+1455,How to access alternate characters on the iPad HTTPURL via @USER,0,,,,,,,,how to access alternate characters on the ipad httpurl via user
+1646,Lol my timehop guy though. #irony HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,lol my timehop guy though . irony httpurl
+4780,brb just spent 10 minutes looking frantically for my phone with the help from the flashlight..from my phone,0,,,,,,,,brb just spent 10 minutes looking frantically for my phone with the help from the flashlight . from my phone
+1396,Nothing beats a surprise Tetanus shot at the doctor's office. #blessed #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,nothing beats a surprise tetanus shot at the doctors office . blessed sarcasm
+4425,Keeping my fingers crossed @USER continuing supporting the Wii U post-Nero. If Nero is half as good as it looks we sorely need these guys,0,,,,,,,,keeping my fingers crossed user continuing supporting the wii u postnero . if nero is half as good as it looks we sorely need these guys
+2473,@USER Win next three and we're guaranteed second aren't we?,0,,,,,,,,user win next three and were guaranteed second arent we .
+1856,"Got locked out of Twitter for saying it’s embarrassing to be an arsenal fan. That’s not okay, but people can be abusive and racist and nothing?!? Okay! :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::face_with_rolling_eyes:",1,"I don’t appreciate being banned for using the word embarrasing, when others can be racist/homophobic and it’s okay",0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,1.0,got locked out of twitter for saying its embarrassing to be an arsenal fan . thats not okay but people can be abusive and racist and nothing . okay . rollingonthefloorlaughingfacewithrollingeyes
+3432,"Quel domage #not RT @USER No Canada: Bills in TO series, which was a colossal flop, has been cancelled HTTPURL #CFL #NFL",1,,,,,,,,quel domage not rt user no canada bills in to series which was a colossal flop has been cancelled httpurl cfl nfl
+4592,@USER plus my memory is short and I deleted all those pic you shared. Boom. #not,1,,,,,,,,user plus my memory is short and i deleted all those pic you shared . boom . not
+4945,"Tomorrow's afternoon #NFL sked in #PanamaCity area: WECP 12p #KCvsPIT, 3:25p #INDvsDAL; WPGX 12p #ATLvsNO.",0,,,,,,,,tomorrows afternoon nfl sked in panamacity area wecp 12p kcvspit 325p indvsdal wpgx 12p atlvsno .
+2146,"@USER Because your ""sarcastic""? #Sarcastic #Sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user because your sarcastic . sarcastic sarcasm
+317,@USER Jackie Just Had the Best Joke I've Heard In Awhile|#NOT :face_with_tears_of_joy::weary_face::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey::see-no-evil_monkey:,1,,,,,,,,user jackie just had the best joke ive heard in awhilenot facewithtearsofjoywearyfaceseenoevilmonkeyseenoevilmonkeyseenoevilmonkey
+4501,#GlobalWarming would be nice right now if it were only true!||Call #AlGore 2 burn money 4 #Christmas. ||#ＦＯＬＬＯＷ HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,globalwarming would be nice right now if it were only true . call algore 2 burn money 4 christmas . ｆｏｌｌｏｗ httpurl
+4320,True #Not HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,true not httpurl
+4376,I love how sometimes I am skipped over so the greeting replies are just towards Odin but not me. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love how sometimes i am skipped over so the greeting replies are just towards odin but not me . sarcasm
+360,@USER @USER @USER @USER This is a myth actually. It can't happen . But certainly you can choke on vomit so it's important to clear airways,0,,,,,,,,user user user user this is a myth actually . it cant happen . but certainly you can choke on vomit so its important to clear airways
+1049,I asked God to protect me from my enemies .. shortly after I started losing friends :flushed_face::hundred_points: #irony or #naah,1,,,,,,,,i asked god to protect me from my enemies . shortly after i started losing friends flushedfacehundredpoints irony or naah
+3451,@USER @USER We can vote Republican! Their Civil rights record and their ability to empathize is amazing. #sarcasm.,1,,,,,,,,user user we can vote republican . their civil rights record and their ability to empathize is amazing . sarcasm .
+2716,"MORON, no one has ever said a ball is square #STRAWMAN @USER @USER",0,,,,,,,,moron no one has ever said a ball is square strawman user user
+52,I have three test and a two dance performances tomorrow!!:books::open_book::woman_dancing::woman_dancing::people_with_bunny_ears: #EasyDay #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i have three test and a two dance performances tomorrow . booksopenbookwomandancingwomandancingpeoplewithbunnyears easyday sarcasm
+250,@USER I'll be a bit sweaty by the time I get to you!,0,,,,,,,,user ill be a bit sweaty by the time i get to you .
+1483,@USER The fact that Whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself. #irony,1,,,,,,,,user the fact that whites are prone to universal thinking is actually racial in and of itself . irony
+2529,Listening to other remix entries on previous contests I've entered and then being blindsided by the ones never made public is never fun haha,0,,,,,,,,listening to other remix entries on previous contests ive entered and then being blindsided by the ones never made public is never fun haha
+2335,why is getting an eye exam so HUMILIATING,0,,,,,,,,why is getting an eye exam so humiliating
+4352,I love being on hold. Especially when the music is so great. #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,i love being on hold . especially when the music is so great . sarcasm
+1339,In terms of usability is there a more frustrating web site than ebay?,0,,,,,,,,in terms of usability is there a more frustrating web site than ebay .
+273,"Committed to you, your privacy and an open Web|Please turn on JavaScript to display this page correctly. ||Firefox homepage #irony",1,,,,,,,,committed to you your privacy and an open webplease turn on javascript to display this page correctly . firefox homepage irony
+740,@USER Makes me so proud to be an American #sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,user makes me so proud to be an american sarcasm
+2863,@USER And you said Donald trump was racist :expressionless_face:,1,I guess Donald Trump isn't racist.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user and you said donald trump was racist expressionlessface
+2829,"I have so many games, and no time to play them. $sad$ #momproblems",0,,,,,,,,i have so many games and no time to play them . sad momproblems
+5013,How to know when he really loves you. #tmi #imsorry #chickfila HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,how to know when he really loves you . tmi imsorry chickfila httpurl
+4414,The BOLD BAKERY by Sarah-Brockett #bakery #sarcasm HTTPURL,1,,,,,,,,the bold bakery by sarahbrockett bakery sarcasm httpurl
+588,Beautiful way to start my morning. #not :persevering_face::face_with_medical_mask:,1,,,,,,,,beautiful way to start my morning . not perseveringfacefacewithmedicalmask
+1199,@USER @USER Shit! I better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me. #Not,1,,,,,,,,user user shit . i better shut my stupid girly mouth because im so concerned about what men might think of me . not
+2170,#dearcustomer Thanks 20 mins before closing timewaster. It is not like I had tons of new freight to put away so that can get out on time tonight cuz I #clopen,1,,,,,,,,dearcustomer thanks 20 mins before closing timewaster . it is not like i had tons of new freight to put away so that can get out on time tonight cuz i clopen
+3756,"I might be rubbish at driving, and have a less than stellar career, but I’m really good at making Spanish omelette. So, you know, there’s that.",1,"Unfortunately, one of my few cookery skills doesn't make up for not being able to adult properly",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,i might be rubbish at driving and have a less than stellar career but im really good at making spanish omelette . so you know theres that .
+1629,"@USER @USER Me and Cam Newton will be engaged by the end of this year just wait on it lmao"" BYYER FOOLISHA""<<good night",0,,,,,,,,user user me and cam newton will be engaged by the end of this year just wait on it lmao byyer foolishagood night
+166,Have been in colder saunas than a @USER train! #northernfail,1,,,,,,,,have been in colder saunas than a user train . northernfail
+3509,Interesting how many people actually bother with you when you stop pouring unrequited energy into friendships / messaging first :thinking_face::snake:,1,,,,,,,,interesting how many people actually bother with you when you stop pouring unrequited energy into friendships messaging first thinkingfacesnake
+1723,getting ready is better than going out,0,,,,,,,,getting ready is better than going out
+3835,"always remember thank your Alexa, just in case the AI take over one day",1,There is no need to thank AI devices,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,always remember thank your alexa just in case the ai take over one day
+3170,@USER ye,0,,,,,,,,user ye
+3120,"@USER and among 8 of #duleepSingh children,none had one! #irony",1,,,,,,,,user and among 8 of duleepsingh childrennone had one . irony
+628,days before rodeo is Travis Scott's best project,0,,,,,,,,days before rodeo is travis scotts best project
+4536,Life goal is to meet the Australian swimming coach x,0,,,,,,,,life goal is to meet the australian swimming coach x
+3376,Sitting in a waiting room listening to two middle age women talk about how 50 shades changed their life,0,,,,,,,,sitting in a waiting room listening to two middle age women talk about how 50 shades changed their life
+4282,#QZ8501 asks permission to #takeoff: #towercontrol of #Surubaya: yeah..y can go..away.,0,,,,,,,,qz8501 asks permission to takeoff towercontrol of surubaya yeah . y can go . away .
+1765,Roses are Red Violets are Blue My first love was Championship Manager Tommy Svindal Larsen and Kennedy Bakircioglu #HappyValentinesDay,1,"Something along the lines of I was too sad, pathetic and immature in my teens to try to find romance with human people, so instead I invested a huge amount of emotional hope, energy and anguish into a fake computer simulation.",1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,roses are red violets are blue my first love was championship manager tommy svindal larsen and kennedy bakircioglu happyvalentinesday
+366,Just got an email from the law school saying 3 people have infringed copyright by not referencing properly..in our essay on copyright #irony,1,,,,,,,,just got an email from the law school saying 3 people have infringed copyright by not referencing properly . in our essay on copyright irony
+271,"Spiky popularity of the name ""Spike"" in the U.S. RT @USER Baby name #irony. #dataviz Source: HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,spiky popularity of the name spike in the u . s . rt user baby name irony . dataviz source httpurl
+1158,Definitely not related to me. #DescribeYourFamilyIn5Words,1,,,,,,,,definitely not related to me . describeyourfamilyin5words
+2596,"Prayers go up, blessings come down",0,,,,,,,,prayers go up blessings come down
+535,Ahh gotta love those December electric bills. #Not,1,,,,,,,,ahh gotta love those december electric bills . not
+1148,Is only 12 hours away from my first #raceforlife in memory of my grandma - Margaret Jackson who sadly passed away from cancer,0,,,,,,,,is only 12 hours away from my first raceforlife in memory of my grandma margaret jackson who sadly passed away from cancer
+388,@USER 4) never take a first hour class,0,,,,,,,,user 4 never take a first hour class
+1573,@USER Ask a liberal and he will tell you Obama got us out of Iraq and won the Afghan war..and no one ever died under his watch.,0,,,,,,,,user ask a liberal and he will tell you obama got us out of iraq and won the afghan war . and no one ever died under his watch .
+4277,"@USER why yes, because being some man's property is such a privilege @USER #sarcasm #ironagethinking",1,,,,,,,,user why yes because being some mans property is such a privilege user sarcasm ironagethinking
+1924,Too much on my mind :confounded_face:,0,,,,,,,,too much on my mind confoundedface
+308,Why even have dreams of your own when at the end of the day it don't matter cuz Soulja Boy's the one who put you on,1,,,,,,,,why even have dreams of your own when at the end of the day it dont matter cuz soulja boys the one who put you on
+4477,Arsenal players injured in a match? That's unheard of! #bbcfootball,1,,,,,,,,arsenal players injured in a match . thats unheard of . bbcfootball
+638,"@USER @USER Do you really believe that? I'd put more faith in the giant pumpkin. Wait a minute, he is the giant pumpkin!",1,Johnson.wants to support his friends in the business community which he appears to think is more important than the wellbeing of the entire population.,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,user user do you really believe that . id put more faith in the giant pumpkin . wait a minute he is the giant pumpkin .
+4816,Do I get a girl scout badge for getting punched in the tit by some raging dude wearing sunglasses in the pit of a basement hip hop show?,1,,,,,,,,do i get a girl scout badge for getting punched in the tit by some raging dude wearing sunglasses in the pit of a basement hip hop show .
+1552,.@USER yeah. Tones are the most obvious things in tweets. #Sarcasm,1,,,,,,,,. user yeah . tones are the most obvious things in tweets . sarcasm
+1406,@USER so ..still no response from @USER #greatcustomerrelations #not,1,,,,,,,,user so . still no response from user greatcustomerrelations not
+82,when cat sits on my feet and makes them warm :pleading_face::pleading_face::pleading_face:,0,,,,,,,,when cat sits on my feet and makes them warm pleadingfacepleadingfacepleadingface
+5003,Tal and I are at this crazy expensive Japanese Peruvian restaurant. The ambience is insane. Live dj. We ordered a 9 course meal. Goodbye money,0,,,,,,,,tal and i are at this crazy expensive japanese peruvian restaurant . the ambience is insane . live dj . we ordered a 9 course meal . goodbye money
+3659,The phrase “the white people of black people” was coined to explain cishet black men’s privilege over other identities within the black community. Not to just throw around when y’all are annoyed/hateful :face_with_rolling_eyes:,0,,,,,,,,the phrase the white people of black people was coined to explain cishet black mens privilege over other identities within the black community . not to just throw around when yall are annoyedhateful facewithrollingeyes
+5086,"@USER I hope you know how much we really loved you here in Philly. To the greatest shortstop in Phillies history, thank you!",0,,,,,,,,user i hope you know how much we really loved you here in philly . to the greatest shortstop in phillies history thank you .
+4802,Hahaha these lads have never heard gucci mane or migos in their lives :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: #UniversityChallenge,0,,,,,,,,hahaha these lads have never heard gucci mane or migos in their lives rollingonthefloorlaughing universitychallenge
+3572,There may never be a better celebrity cameo in our time than that one scene in Space Jam 2.,0,,,,,,,,there may never be a better celebrity cameo in our time than that one scene in space jam 2 .
+4958,When you're already running late and then your car won't start << #FantasticFriday #not,1,,,,,,,,when youre already running late and then your car wont start fantasticfriday not
+4638,I'm fricken peachy today!! #Not,1,,,,,,,,im fricken peachy today . not
+3403,@USER @USER @USER @USER Course not dude! Overwatch are inclusive as hell!,1,,,,,,,,user user user user course not dude . overwatch are inclusive as hell .
+952,Happy Monday all! #sarcasm #pbloggers #mbloggers,1,,,,,,,,happy monday all . sarcasm pbloggers mbloggers
+2086,Ohh he can climb a rope? Just like every other commando? Super talented. #sarcasm #TakeMeOut,1,,,,,,,,ohh he can climb a rope . just like every other commando . super talented . sarcasm takemeout
+928,"@USER @USER hitting the big issues, champ. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user hitting the big issues champ . sarcasm
+3939,"was Chris Harrison really that fundamental to the bachelor?? what are they gonna do, forget how to function when there’s one rose left??",0,,,,,,,,was chris harrison really that fundamental to the bachelor . what are they gonna do forget how to function when theres one rose left .
+823,The last time I'll get up at 6:30am I'll miss this #not,1,,,,,,,,the last time ill get up at 630am ill miss this not
+931,#McflyAllAboutUs got me right in the feels :red_heart:,0,,,,,,,,mcflyallaboutus got me right in the feels redheart
+214,U know when u leave a banana peel in your hot car and then it smells like a banana Laffy Taffy but also pretty disgusting?,0,,,,,,,,u know when u leave a banana peel in your hot car and then it smells like a banana laffy taffy but also pretty disgusting .
+4339,Keep running from your problems. That always works. #NOT,1,,,,,,,,keep running from your problems . that always works . not
+1693,if trees would simply stop producing flammable leaves climate change would not be an issue,1,putting the blame on trees for causing fires is stupid,0.0,1.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,0.0,if trees would simply stop producing flammable leaves climate change would not be an issue
+5089,#sorry #not #sorry I always do this.. #cant #help #it #im #an #asshole #like #that HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,sorry not sorry i always do this . cant help it im an asshole like that httpurl
+2528,Can't wait for my boyfriend to come home and kick my butt into shape.. #not :see-no-evil_monkey::face_with_tears_of_joy: @USER,1,,,,,,,,cant wait for my boyfriend to come home and kick my butt into shape . not seenoevilmonkeyfacewithtearsofjoy user
+2485,People who don't get #sarcasm: you are THE BEST!,1,,,,,,,,people who dont get sarcasm you are the best .
+1914,@USER I literally do not know,0,,,,,,,,user i literally do not know
+904,"@USER who you calling bottle job I'll take teeth. Yeah I'm game mate, at training tonight too, I'll remember your hat #not",1,,,,,,,,user who you calling bottle job ill take teeth . yeah im game mate at training tonight too ill remember your hat not
+5063,Exactly 1 year ago today! (via @USER HTTPURL HTTPURL,0,,,,,,,,exactly 1 year ago today . via user httpurl httpurl
+2414,who saw new Alan Partridge and VEEP last night? Double dunter of genius comedy! $smiley$,0,,,,,,,,who saw new alan partridge and veep last night . double dunter of genius comedy . smiley
+1997,"@USER Tx, i saw that. must be a great shot to defend oneself from a fierce attacking giraffe. #sarcasm #HungerGames",1,,,,,,,,user tx i saw that . must be a great shot to defend oneself from a fierce attacking giraffe . sarcasm hungergames
+1079,i decided to become my own boss to have more free time.. now i have no time left whatsoever. #irony,1,,,,,,,,i decided to become my own boss to have more free time . now i have no time left whatsoever . irony
+4973,"This is very likely to end well. More vaccines is exactly what we need -.- #Sarcasm||"" Health and Human Services.. HTTPURL",1,,,,,,,,this is very likely to end well . more vaccines is exactly what we need . sarcasm health and human services . httpurl
+4794,@USER it's been over a year since you tweeted. #DoinItRight #sarcasm #MaybeNextYear #NewYearsResolution,1,,,,,,,,user its been over a year since you tweeted . doinitright sarcasm maybenextyear newyearsresolution
+873,me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi?|me at beach: Is there wi-fi?|me at family parties: Is there wi-fi?|me in hell: Is there wi-fi? #wifi,0,,,,,,,,me at restaurants is there wifi . me at beach is there wifi . me at family parties is there wifi . me in hell is there wifi . wifi
+2413,Today I'll lecture on CRM investments & shareholder value .. So excited .. #Not :smirking_face: I'm sleepy :sleeping_face:,1,,,,,,,,today ill lecture on crm investments shareholder value . so excited . not smirkingface im sleepy sleepingface
+1549,"How this isn't just Cowboy Bark listed 100 times, I'll never know. Nevertheless, an A++ thread HTTPURL",0,,,,,,,,how this isnt just cowboy bark listed 100 times ill never know . nevertheless an a thread httpurl
+4081,"@USER @USER The more liberal the city, the more class and intelligence it exudes. #sarcasm",1,,,,,,,,user user the more liberal the city the more class and intelligence it exudes . sarcasm
+919,stomach flu once again..what a surprise. #not :unamused_face::face_with_medical_mask:,1,,,,,,,,stomach flu once again . what a surprise . not unamusedfacefacewithmedicalmask
+1134,Lutalo's back. Now would be a great time to announce his Strictly participation.. #bbcolympics #Olympics,0,,,,,,,,lutalos back . now would be a great time to announce his strictly participation . bbcolympics olympics
+3863,"@USER @USER so basically the only storyline for Caroline Forbes in this season is called ""Stefan"", great! #irony",1,,,,,,,,user user so basically the only storyline for caroline forbes in this season is called stefan great . irony