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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled
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in your first night.
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I actually worked in my office before you.
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I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact.
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So I know it can be a bit overwhelming,
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but I'm going to tell you there's nothing to worry about.
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You'll do fine.
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So let's just focus on getting you through your first week.
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OK?
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So let's see.
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First, there's an introductory greeting
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from the company that I'm supposed to read.
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It's kind of a legal thing, you know.
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Welcome to Fray Guys, where is pizza?
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A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike
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where fantasy and fun come to life.
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Guys, where entertainment is not responsible for damage
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to property or a person upon discovering
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the damage or death of a current, a missing person report
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will be filed within 90 days where
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students' property and premises have been barely cleaned
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and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Now that might sound bad, I know.
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But there's really nothing to worry about.
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The animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night.
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But do I blame them?
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No.
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If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs
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for 20 years, and I never got about,
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I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too.
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So remember, these characters hold a special place
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in the hearts of children, and you need to show them
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a little respect, right?
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Okay.
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So just be aware, the characters do can't
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to wander a bit.
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They're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.
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Something about their servos locking up,
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they get turned off for too long.
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They used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too.
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But then there was the bite of 87.
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Yeah.
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It's amazing that the human body can live
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without the frontal lobe.
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Now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you
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as a night watchman here at Live Inning
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is the fact that these characters,
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if they happen to see you after hours,
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probably won't recognize you as a person.
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They'll most likely see you as a mental endoskeleton
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without its costume haul.
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Now since that's against the rules here at Pretty Faz,
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there's pizza.
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They'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside
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at Pretty Faz, they're suit.
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Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves
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weren't filled with cross beams, wires,
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and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area.
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So you can imagine how heavy your head
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forcefully pressed inside one of those
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could cause a bit of discomfort and death.
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The only parts you need to look like we see the light of day,
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again, will be your eyeballs and teeth
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when they pop up from the mask.
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Yeah, they don't tell you these things any sign up.
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But hey, first they should be a breeze of charity tomorrow.
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Check those cameras and remember to close the doors
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only if absolutely necessary.
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Got to conserve power.
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All right, good night.
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Hello, hello.
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Well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two,
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congrats.
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I won't talk quite as long this time,
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since Freddie and his friends tend to become more active
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as the weak progresses.
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It might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk
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just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know.
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Interestingly enough, Freddie himself doesn't come off stage
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very often.
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I've heard he becomes more active and the dark though.
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So hey, I guess that's one more reason
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not to run out of power, right?
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I also want to emphasize the importance
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of using your door lights.
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There are blind spots in your camera views.
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And those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors.
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So if you can't find something or someone on your cameras,
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be sure to check the door lights.
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You might only want a few seconds to react,
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but not that he would be in any danger, of course.
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I'm not quite that.
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Also check on the curtain and pirate code
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from time to time.
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The character in there seems unique
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and that he becomes more active
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if the cameras remain off for a long period of time.
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I guess he doesn't like being watched.
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