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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled
in your first night.
I actually worked in my office before you.
I'm finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact.
So I know it can be a bit overwhelming,
but I'm going to tell you there's nothing to worry about.
You'll do fine.
So let's just focus on getting you through your first week.
OK?
So let's see.
First, there's an introductory greeting
from the company that I'm supposed to read.
It's kind of a legal thing, you know.
Welcome to Fray Guys, where is pizza?
A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike
where fantasy and fun come to life.
Guys, where entertainment is not responsible for damage
to property or a person upon discovering
the damage or death of a current, a missing person report
will be filed within 90 days where
students' property and premises have been barely cleaned
and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah, blah, blah.
Now that might sound bad, I know.
But there's really nothing to worry about.
The animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night.
But do I blame them?
No.
If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs
for 20 years, and I never got about,
I'd probably be a bit irritable at night, too.
So remember, these characters hold a special place
in the hearts of children, and you need to show them
a little respect, right?
Okay.
So just be aware, the characters do can't
to wander a bit.
They're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night.
Something about their servos locking up,
they get turned off for too long.
They used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too.
But then there was the bite of 87.
Yeah.
It's amazing that the human body can live
without the frontal lobe.
Now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you
as a night watchman here at Live Inning
is the fact that these characters,
if they happen to see you after hours,
probably won't recognize you as a person.
They'll most likely see you as a mental endoskeleton
without its costume haul.
Now since that's against the rules here at Pretty Faz,
there's pizza.
They'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside
at Pretty Faz, they're suit.
Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves
weren't filled with cross beams, wires,
and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area.
So you can imagine how heavy your head
forcefully pressed inside one of those
could cause a bit of discomfort and death.
The only parts you need to look like we see the light of day,
again, will be your eyeballs and teeth
when they pop up from the mask.
Yeah, they don't tell you these things any sign up.
But hey, first they should be a breeze of charity tomorrow.
Check those cameras and remember to close the doors
only if absolutely necessary.
Got to conserve power.
All right, good night.
Hello, hello.
Well, if you're hearing this and you made it to day two,
congrats.
I won't talk quite as long this time,
since Freddie and his friends tend to become more active
as the weak progresses.
It might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk
just to make sure everyone's in their proper place, you know.
Interestingly enough, Freddie himself doesn't come off stage
very often.
I've heard he becomes more active and the dark though.
So hey, I guess that's one more reason
not to run out of power, right?
I also want to emphasize the importance
of using your door lights.
There are blind spots in your camera views.
And those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors.
So if you can't find something or someone on your cameras,
be sure to check the door lights.
You might only want a few seconds to react,
but not that he would be in any danger, of course.
I'm not quite that.
Also check on the curtain and pirate code
from time to time.
The character in there seems unique
and that he becomes more active
if the cameras remain off for a long period of time.
I guess he doesn't like being watched.