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programmerhumor | bubblesortisthebest | fhw7a84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,764 |
programmerhumor | PtboFungineer | fhw7i8g | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,441 |
programmerhumor | SoMuchJamImToast | fhwe5ca | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative ... | 1,583 |
programmerhumor | SunnyTheHippie | fhw675y | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python"
b = "is"
c = "excellent"
d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b
print(d)
Output:
>!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,218 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | fhw7g2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Losers: I gave her the D.
Winners: I printed her the d.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 968 |
programmerhumor | grantb92 | fhwajwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank god 5 is average, I was really worried.
Unrelated, how many inches is 5 cm?<|eoopr|><|sor|>F<|eo... | 938 |
programmerhumor | SoMuchJamImToast | fhwe8a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python"
b = "is"
c = "excellent"
d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b
print(d)
Output:
>!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|>... | 878 |
programmerhumor | pwnrzero | fhwaor7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python"
b = "is"
c = "excellent"
d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b
print(d)
Output:
>!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|>... | 807 |
programmerhumor | LightCodeGaming | fhw5pjn | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Change the Len(a) - 1 to just -1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | MyDogLikesTottenham | fhwceg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I felt dirty afterwards too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 505 |
programmerhumor | blehmann1 | fhwfpvy | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python"
b = "is"
c = "excellent"
d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b
print(d)
Output:
>!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|>... | 479 |
programmerhumor | grufkork | fhwihf2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative ... | 449 |
programmerhumor | MegaDepressionBoy | fhwc66u | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank god 5 is average, I was really worried.
Unrelated, how many inches is 5 cm?<|eoopr|><|sor|>F<|eo... | 339 |
programmerhumor | ponodude | fhwe0tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love that the variable itself is even named *d*. The planning that went into this code was glorious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | Adama0001 | fhwldei | <|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative ... | 262 |
programmerhumor | ComCypher | xc22dr | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,585 |
programmerhumor | grayjacanda | io37c45 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,481 |
programmerhumor | ComCypher | io38r11 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|eols|><... | 1,638 |
programmerhumor | lmaydev | io3e1ai | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people.
It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,620 |
programmerhumor | I_Lift_Cottons | io34181 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The keyboard has seen better days. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,074 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | io3d93m | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | colei_canis | io3r4cl | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>Th... | 502 |
programmerhumor | Spook404 | io3jlql | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people.
It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>[is this what you're referring to?]... | 398 |
programmerhumor | GitPushMaster | io3clo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The code is still more readable than the one in my company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | loluguys | io3o176 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The keyboard has seen better days. <|eor|><|sor|>It's a 30%-4% board. Clearly for ultra hackers only.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | colei_canis | io3ruvv | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>Th... | 340 |
programmerhumor | NinjaLanternShark | io309ry | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>How'd you get a screenshot of my monitor??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 229 |
programmerhumor | nobotami | io3giti | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|sor|>How do you do that<|eor|><|sor|>just google glitchy text generator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | Shpander | io3sc7f | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>Th... | 173 |
programmerhumor | __SlimeQ__ | io3sojo | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>Th... | 153 |
programmerhumor | Exzircon | io3hk15 | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|sor|>How do you do that<|eor|><|sor|>just google glitchy text generator<|eor|><|sor|>Jupp, that sounds like a progra... | 151 |
programmerhumor | Oleg152 | io3gfdj | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I too rage and despair when my code summons Cthulthu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | NinjaLanternShark | io3e3kn | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|sor|>More realistic than the code on CSI: New Miami Vegas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 144 |
programmerhumor | Jezoreczek | io3l62h | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Upvoted only to see the transcription attempt<|eor|><|sor|>I put it through onlineocr.net and got:
f - Mtn fi- ..., ,,,.,,,,,,, .
= r- Itrali .
te ,.... | 130 |
programmerhumor | what_it_dude | io3zggi | <|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people.
It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>[is this what you're referring to?]... | 129 |
programmerhumor | MHwtf | z35m9j | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,578 |
programmerhumor | FunnyMathematician77 | ixk9qv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,746 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixk9rwz | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,793 |
programmerhumor | dima1109 | ixkliu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,865 |
programmerhumor | MrAcurite | ixkkmcu | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f:
... | 1,768 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixklji0 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>Disagreeing with me is counter... | 1,615 |
programmerhumor | databatinahat | ixkafqt | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is my purpose
\*Later\*
This is *our* purpose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,009 |
programmerhumor | FalconMirage | ixlc9l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they c... | 942 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixlca6j | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they c... | 741 |
programmerhumor | SambandsTyr | ixld1u2 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Curious George goes to the Big City<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | MHwtf | ixk0xv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Related thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/
(Reuploaded because he's not an actual intern, but another millionaire playin... | 515 |
programmerhumor | i_should_be_coding | ixl4u5j | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f:
... | 464 |
programmerhumor | Nonkel_Jef | ixlaqyi | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just use a google search plugin or something. Problem solved <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixla6nl | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>sorry OOTL here, don't use twi... | 380 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixkqeu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>But does it put the pussy on the blockchain wax?<|eor|><|sor|>One more word out of you, and you're fired.<|eor|><|e... | 357 |
programmerhumor | zoinkability | ixkm0rj | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>Disagreeing with me is counter... | 334 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixlauow | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they c... | 303 |
programmerhumor | theUttermostSnark | ixl6veg | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f:
... | 294 |
programmerhumor | ghostwilliz | ixkmjzy | <|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is my purpose
\*Later\*
This is *our* purpose<|eor|><|sor|>How coding became communism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | vpetrychuk | vf1l0b | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,529 |
programmerhumor | vpetrychuk | ict94km | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior:
"Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit?
*annotates the code*
- Oh<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,636 |
programmerhumor | KillerRoomba13 | icthhtq | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,039 |
programmerhumor | fukalufaluckagus | ictb8yp | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior:
"Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit?
*annotates the code*
- Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>This code is no... | 751 |
programmerhumor | stay_fr0sty | icta89e | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day."
...
...
"Okay...not far. Guess I train them and pray they don't leave in a year again."
...
... | 675 |
programmerhumor | L3raj3 | icthfo2 | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>That's one smart ass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | MenaciaJones | ictjdxc | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>If I do a job in 30 minutes, or 10 seconds, its because I spent 10 years learning how to do it in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes, or seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | i-brute-force | ictshih | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>honestly a lot of senior power comes from knowing what we can get away with.<|eor|><|eols|... | 329 |
programmerhumor | anomalousBits | ictxr0k | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>honestly a lot of senior power comes from knowing what we can get away with.<|eor|><|sor|>... | 223 |
programmerhumor | exscalliber | icta1e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior:
"Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|sor|>Oftentimes when I know I'm writing shit code, I'll put a few comments in for the ... | 193 |
programmerhumor | changing_everyday | ictpqab | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>because junior dev is donkey
and senior dev is ultra-donkey<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | Givemtheclamps | ictpx3o | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | ShadeFK | ictkmkp | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior:
"Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit?
*annotates the code*
- Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>This code is no... | 181 |
programmerhumor | lollvastus | ictbf1b | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day."
...
...
"Okay...not far. Guess I train them and pray they don't leave in a year again."
...
... | 156 |
programmerhumor | AbeWasHereAgain | ictrcsd | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>Jr: okay then, where is the documentation to do that?
Always shocks me how many people th... | 123 |
programmerhumor | urbansong | icttonk | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do?
Sr: Change it so that it works
Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>Jr: okay then, where is the documentation to do that?
Always shocks me how many people th... | 108 |
programmerhumor | ponytoaster | ictj22d | <|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior:
"Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit?
*annotates the code*
- Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>/* temporary fi... | 93 |
programmerhumor | SaltPwd32 | ssykhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,527 |
programmerhumor | Aleph-Nullium | hx0pkm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,850 |
programmerhumor | FuqqBoiDev69 | hx0rjhy | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world...
Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this.
Ok wtf is an API
Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk.
Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll jus... | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | POlo0987GJ | hx0jlc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | madiele | hx0tnvk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not resp... | 545 |
programmerhumor | Zhight | hx0neap | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|sor|>not sure about the beginning, but the one it transitions into is Cataclysm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | Tsharpminor | hx0psxm | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 451 |
programmerhumor | kalaxi69 | hx0mvi6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | JustWaveNSmile | hx0r2q9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|sor|>Yes exactly, Scratch is hard as f, I cant wait to start using Java so i give my brain a break from all the complexity of Scratch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 325 |
programmerhumor | oobey | hx10r8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world...
Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this.
Ok wtf is an API
Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk.
Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll jus... | 259 |
programmerhumor | LaterGatorPlayer | hx14n6x | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not resp... | 203 |
programmerhumor | Gen_Zer0 | hx0v55t | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|sor|>not sure about the beginning, but the one it transitions into is Cataclysm<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure the beginning is the very first level, whatever it's called<|eor|><|eols|><|end... | 196 |
programmerhumor | Agitates | hx14f3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world...
Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this.
Ok wtf is an API
Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk.
Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll jus... | 135 |
programmerhumor | ChiefBroski | hx1f220 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not resp... | 133 |
programmerhumor | PhatOofxD | hx0rvk2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|sor|>I found this at high school, but at university I found the class way harder (always proving the underlying rules) then the exam (just implementing thos... | 110 |
programmerhumor | Lazer726 | hx1dagl | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world...
Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this.
Ok wtf is an API
Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk.
Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll jus... | 102 |
programmerhumor | kalaxi69 | hx0w5vj | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|sor|>Yes exactly, Scratch is hard as f, I cant wait to start using Java so i give my brain a break from all the complexity of Scratch<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah scratch being a little hard you have to... | 94 |
programmerhumor | piokoxer | hx0ofpd | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Hello fellow gd enthusiast<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Tsharpminor | hx0smyi | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|sor|>I found this at high school, but at university I found the class way harder (always proving the underlying rules) then the exam (just implementing thos... | 76 |
programmerhumor | DracoRubi | hx0st21 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>The what now again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 73 |
programmerhumor | ResearchCurious9920 | ojxtdg | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 35,522 |
programmerhumor | goatlev | h54newq | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh
EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | imperfectwoodworks | h54hq4h | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,055 |
programmerhumor | TheTinusNL | h54m7lb | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | Topy721 | h54ofmz | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|eol... | 548 |
programmerhumor | the_ivo_robotnic | h54yhvg | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|sor|>`Asdfasdfasff (2)` is already in use, would you like to rename this to `Asdfasdfasff (2) (1)`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endof... | 426 |
programmerhumor | ivster666 | h54xb6i | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The first company I worked at as a junior (with more experience than all of the IT guys in that company together) didn't use git. I tried to establish it but they were all windows people and didn't want to use it. I gave them a git tutori... | 327 |
programmerhumor | DIYEngineeringTx | h54pwex | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
git commit -am "dfkasjbf"
```
My most forked public repos are complete trash with nonsense commit comments. I fear for a future employer looking at my github and just see horrible version control habits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | princefakhan | h54wdp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor... | 256 |
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