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programmerhumor
bubblesortisthebest
fhw7a84
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,764
programmerhumor
PtboFungineer
fhw7i8g
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,441
programmerhumor
SoMuchJamImToast
fhwe5ca
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative execution and youre now running sophisticated malware designed by a state intelligence service<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,583
programmerhumor
SunnyTheHippie
fhw675y
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python" b = "is" c = "excellent" d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b print(d) Output: >!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,218
programmerhumor
IHeartBadCode
fhw7g2z
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Losers: I gave her the D. Winners: I printed her the d.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
968
programmerhumor
grantb92
fhwajwf
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank god 5 is average, I was really worried. Unrelated, how many inches is 5 cm?<|eoopr|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
938
programmerhumor
SoMuchJamImToast
fhwe8a3
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python" b = "is" c = "excellent" d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b print(d) Output: >!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Penis<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
878
programmerhumor
pwnrzero
fhwaor7
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python" b = "is" c = "excellent" d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b print(d) Output: >!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
807
programmerhumor
LightCodeGaming
fhw5pjn
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Change the Len(a) - 1 to just -1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
531
programmerhumor
MyDogLikesTottenham
fhwceg6
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I felt dirty afterwards too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
505
programmerhumor
blehmann1
fhwfpvy
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|> a = "python" b = "is" c = "excellent" d = a[0] + c [0] + a[len(a)-1] + b print(d) Output: >!penis!<<|eor|><|soopr|>MVP<|eoopr|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Product?<|eor|><|sor|>Minimum Viable Penis<|eor|><|sor|>That's what my girl calls it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
479
programmerhumor
grufkork
fhwihf2
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative execution and youre now running sophisticated malware designed by a state intelligence service<|eor|><|sor|>Thats actually pretty cool, might be an issue with AI in the future... No wait, nevermind, thats just phishing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
449
programmerhumor
MegaDepressionBoy
fhwc66u
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im just curious what len(d) is...<|eor|><|sor|>5 is average. Shut up.<|eor|><|soopr|>Thank god 5 is average, I was really worried. Unrelated, how many inches is 5 cm?<|eoopr|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|sor|>F<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
ponodude
fhwe0tv
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I love that the variable itself is even named *d*. The planning that went into this code was glorious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
310
programmerhumor
Adama0001
fhwldei
<|sols|><|sot|>Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ugn6wwuq6eh41.png<|eol|><|sor|>You made me execute that mentally.....<|eor|><|sor|>My speculative execution predicted the output after two characters.<|eor|><|sor|>Unfortunately this meme is a hack on that speculative execution and youre now running sophisticated malware designed by a state intelligence service<|eor|><|sor|>Everythng seems fne to me. havent notced any ll effects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
262
programmerhumor
ComCypher
xc22dr
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,585
programmerhumor
grayjacanda
io37c45
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,481
programmerhumor
ComCypher
io38r11
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,638
programmerhumor
lmaydev
io3e1ai
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people. It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,620
programmerhumor
I_Lift_Cottons
io34181
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The keyboard has seen better days. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,074
programmerhumor
imdefinitelywong
io3d93m
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
colei_canis
io3r4cl
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>This unironically probably helps us a little with the hard problem of consciousness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
Spook404
io3jlql
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people. It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>[is this what you're referring to?](https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
398
programmerhumor
GitPushMaster
io3clo2
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The code is still more readable than the one in my company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
loluguys
io3o176
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The keyboard has seen better days. <|eor|><|sor|>It's a 30%-4% board. Clearly for ultra hackers only.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
342
programmerhumor
colei_canis
io3ruvv
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>This unironically probably helps us a little with the hard problem of consciousness.<|eor|><|sor|>How<|eor|><|sor|>If artificial neural networks reliably reproduce the same sort of artefacts people see in their dreams that means we can study them and perhaps tease out a meaningful theory on how the action of physical neurons produces the subjective qualia of our perceptions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
340
programmerhumor
NinjaLanternShark
io309ry
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>How'd you get a screenshot of my monitor??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programmerhumor
nobotami
io3giti
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|sor|>How do you do that<|eor|><|sor|>just google glitchy text generator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
223
programmerhumor
Shpander
io3sc7f
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>This unironically probably helps us a little with the hard problem of consciousness.<|eor|><|sor|>How<|eor|><|sor|>If artificial neural networks reliably reproduce the same sort of artefacts people see in their dreams that means we can study them and perhaps tease out a meaningful theory on how the action of physical neurons produces the subjective qualia of our perceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>Unlikely. Just because they look the same, doesn't mean they are produced by the same mechanism. They could just be convergent phenomena.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
__SlimeQ__
io3sojo
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|soopr|>It's basically what writing looks like in my dreams lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>This unironically probably helps us a little with the hard problem of consciousness.<|eor|><|sor|>How<|eor|><|sor|>If artificial neural networks reliably reproduce the same sort of artefacts people see in their dreams that means we can study them and perhaps tease out a meaningful theory on how the action of physical neurons produces the subjective qualia of our perceptions.<|eor|><|sor|>The answer is probably less interesting. Creators just didn't teach it how to read. In any case I have dreams about specific text or numbers all the time, I don't think the whole "can't read in your dreams" thing is universal. Probably depends on the way you personally think about things most naturally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
Exzircon
io3hk15
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Why? I don't see anything wrong with it.<|eor|><|sor|>How do you do that<|eor|><|sor|>just google glitchy text generator<|eor|><|sor|>Jupp, that sounds like a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
151
programmerhumor
Oleg152
io3gfdj
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I too rage and despair when my code summons Cthulthu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
148
programmerhumor
NinjaLanternShark
io3e3kn
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm rather fond of the impressionistic gibberish that DALL-E passes off as 'writing' in these cases<|eor|><|sor|>More realistic than the code on CSI: New Miami Vegas.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
Jezoreczek
io3l62h
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Upvoted only to see the transcription attempt<|eor|><|sor|>I put it through onlineocr.net and got: f - Mtn fi- ..., ,,,.,,,,,,, . = r- Itrali . te ,...ss...M.va. ';'..". A Arr. t ,11130.1., Ott a 'TOM .arelifiltMexci rk IWO. Ariaisegp, 1, VAL., .."."..11/ect 1.rn -at* Ma G..* 42.1e. tt ; 4..raro<rd . 61 er 1..,.... Wi -.. ' 47,0614.4114. ,Kritonlum 10.11, O.; )41-100, APNgett.0.6.1008 ......0 Please refrain from trying to read it, lest you summon some ancient evil.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
130
programmerhumor
what_it_dude
io3zggi
<|sols|><|sot|>"a software developer after fixing a bug", by DALL-E 2<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ispz7zo0kcn91.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's weird to see how our code looks to other people. It's like that YouTube video of people speaking so it sounds like English but isn't.<|eor|><|sor|>[is this what you're referring to?](https://youtu.be/Vt4Dfa4fOEY)<|eor|><|sor|>I hate that video in that it just feels like a boring relationship I used to have.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
MHwtf
z35m9j
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,578
programmerhumor
FunnyMathematician77
ixk9qv8
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,746
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixk9rwz
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,793
programmerhumor
dima1109
ixkliu7
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,865
programmerhumor
MrAcurite
ixkkmcu
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f: f.write(100 * "print('Suck my nards, Melon Husk')\n")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,768
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixklji0
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,615
programmerhumor
databatinahat
ixkafqt
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is my purpose \*Later\* This is *our* purpose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,009
programmerhumor
FalconMirage
ixlc9l7
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they can make any change to that system at all is simply hubris.<|eor|><|sor|>I can probably find a way to index and retrieve any tweet in seconds Just not the one you want<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
942
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixlca6j
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they can make any change to that system at all is simply hubris.<|eor|><|sor|>I can probably find a way to index and retrieve any tweet in seconds Just not the one you want<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, looks like we're gonna need to redo the entire tech stack.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
741
programmerhumor
SambandsTyr
ixld1u2
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Curious George goes to the Big City<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
678
programmerhumor
MHwtf
ixk0xv4
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Related thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/z2y8i0/from_this_this_is_my_mission_an_i_will_accomplish/ (Reuploaded because he's not an actual intern, but another millionaire playing grandstanding and demanding free labor)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
515
programmerhumor
i_should_be_coding
ixl4u5j
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f: f.write(100 * "print('Suck my nards, Melon Husk')\n")<|eor|><|sor|>lmao gottem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
464
programmerhumor
Nonkel_Jef
ixlaqyi
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just use a google search plugin or something. Problem solved <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixla6nl
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>sorry OOTL here, don't use twitter, what popup?<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's the one that prompts you to log in when you scroll down on a few tweets if you aren't logged in already.<|eor|><|sor|>How can we use Bitcoin to solve this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
380
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixkqeu3
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>But does it put the pussy on the blockchain wax?<|eor|><|sor|>One more word out of you, and you're fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
357
programmerhumor
zoinkability
ixkm0rj
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i bet there are some twitter engineers lounging on a maui beach who read that and spit out their margaritas: holy shit, we could have just removed the popup?!?!<|eor|><|sor|>Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Bots<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
334
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixlauow
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter search is unironically one of the greatest complex pieces of software humanity has ever produced. Half a billion tweets a day, all indexed and retrievable within seconds. An intern thinking they can make any change to that system at all is simply hubris.<|eor|><|sor|>Disagreeing with me is counterproductive. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
303
programmerhumor
theUttermostSnark
ixl6veg
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have an app idea. It's like YouTube mixed with Facebook on the blockchain<|eor|><|sor|>Time is money. I want to see 100 lines written by lunchtime!<|eor|><|sor|> with open('kek.py', 'w') as f: f.write(100 * "print('Suck my nards, Melon Husk')\n")<|eor|><|sor|>Damn, python lets you multiply strings and it outputs the string N times?<|eor|><|sor|>>Damn, python lets you multiply strings and it outputs the string N times? Yep! It will even [let you fly!](https://xkcd.com/353/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
ghostwilliz
ixkmjzy
<|sols|><|sot|>That Elon's "intern" thread in one pic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2rav6yql6u1a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is my purpose \*Later\* This is *our* purpose<|eor|><|sor|>How coding became communism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
vpetrychuk
vf1l0b
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,529
programmerhumor
vpetrychuk
ict94km
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior: "Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit? *annotates the code* - Oh<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,636
programmerhumor
KillerRoomba13
icthhtq
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,039
programmerhumor
fukalufaluckagus
ictb8yp
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior: "Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit? *annotates the code* - Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>This code is not mine. There's no way this code is mine. Oh crap it is mine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
751
programmerhumor
stay_fr0sty
icta89e
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day." ... ... "Okay...not far. Guess I train them and pray they don't leave in a year again." ... ... one year later ... Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
675
programmerhumor
L3raj3
icthfo2
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>That's one smart ass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
454
programmerhumor
MenaciaJones
ictjdxc
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>If I do a job in 30 minutes, or 10 seconds, its because I spent 10 years learning how to do it in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes, or seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
393
programmerhumor
i-brute-force
ictshih
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>honestly a lot of senior power comes from knowing what we can get away with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
anomalousBits
ictxr0k
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>honestly a lot of senior power comes from knowing what we can get away with.<|eor|><|sor|>Move fast and break things... but not **those** things. We need those.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
223
programmerhumor
exscalliber
icta1e5
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior: "Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|sor|>Oftentimes when I know I'm writing shit code, I'll put a few comments in for the next dev to suffer through. The next dev is usually me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
193
programmerhumor
changing_everyday
ictpqab
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>because junior dev is donkey and senior dev is ultra-donkey<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
Givemtheclamps
ictpx3o
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|yXF0jToBfTZ9Hjevne)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
ShadeFK
ictkmkp
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior: "Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit? *annotates the code* - Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>This code is not mine. There's no way this code is mine. Oh crap it is mine.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah it was just my evil twin Couldn't have been me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181
programmerhumor
lollvastus
ictbf1b
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day." ... ... "Okay...not far. Guess I train them and pray they don't leave in a year again." ... ... one year later ... Senior dev: "Let's see if these Jr. guys can figure this out. I could do it in 5 minutes...let's see how far they get in a day."<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing wrong with being competitive with your salary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
AbeWasHereAgain
ictrcsd
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>Jr: okay then, where is the documentation to do that? Always shocks me how many people think that engineering is pushing buttons based on specific instructions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
urbansong
icttonk
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>Jr: The current code architecture does not support this use case. What should I do? Sr: Change it so that it works Jr: Oh<|eor|><|sor|>Jr: okay then, where is the documentation to do that? Always shocks me how many people think that engineering is pushing buttons based on specific instructions.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, how can I change the architecture when I don't know what the architecture does? If you had tests, you could point to those but that can easily fall under documentation. I'll happily alter the code but if there isn't a record of what the requirements are, this alteration can easily lead to an aberration. And no, I don't think a Junior should be automatically expected to write tests to "discover" the current behaviour without guidance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
ponytoaster
ictj22d
<|sols|><|sot|>you mfker but how??<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/88ibq2939c691<|eol|><|sor|>The senior developer 5 years prior: "Think I'll stick the fence here, seems like a good spot. Doubt we'll ever use this road again"<|eor|><|soopr|>- Who built that shit? *annotates the code* - Oh<|eoopr|><|sor|>/* temporary fix */ *last committed 4 years ago*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
SaltPwd32
ssykhw
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,527
programmerhumor
Aleph-Nullium
hx0pkm0
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,850
programmerhumor
FuqqBoiDev69
hx0rjhy
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world... Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this. Ok wtf is an API Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk. Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll just marry a rich girl. Fuck this shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,014
programmerhumor
POlo0987GJ
hx0jlc5
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
643
programmerhumor
madiele
hx0tnvk
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not responding and kill it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
Zhight
hx0neap
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|sor|>not sure about the beginning, but the one it transitions into is Cataclysm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
474
programmerhumor
Tsharpminor
hx0psxm
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
451
programmerhumor
kalaxi69
hx0mvi6
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
406
programmerhumor
JustWaveNSmile
hx0r2q9
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|sor|>Yes exactly, Scratch is hard as f, I cant wait to start using Java so i give my brain a break from all the complexity of Scratch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
325
programmerhumor
oobey
hx10r8i
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world... Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this. Ok wtf is an API Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk. Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll just marry a rich girl. Fuck this shit.<|eor|><|sor|>>Oh so everything I do is the "~~naive~~ maintainable method"? There, now you're ready to be highly valued in ossified corporate environments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
LaterGatorPlayer
hx14n6x
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not responding and kill it<|eor|><|sor|>now figure out how to select top 1 query from a sql database using only HTML.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
203
programmerhumor
Gen_Zer0
hx0v55t
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Name of the level?<|eor|><|sor|>not sure about the beginning, but the one it transitions into is Cataclysm<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure the beginning is the very first level, whatever it's called<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
Agitates
hx14f3c
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world... Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this. Ok wtf is an API Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk. Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll just marry a rich girl. Fuck this shit.<|eor|><|sor|>>Oh so everything I do is the "~~naive~~ maintainable method"? There, now you're ready to be highly valued in ossified corporate environments.<|eor|><|sor|>Also the "naive" way is often faster than your fancy data structure until you're working with a 100,000 items.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
ChiefBroski
hx1f220
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>... And this was how to terminate an application with signals, now figure out how to detect If a program is not responding and kill it<|eor|><|sor|>now figure out how to select top 1 query from a sql database using only HTML.<|eor|><|sor|>You just activated my trap card! HTML + XML + XHTML + XSLT + SOAP I SELECT TOP 1 FROM EXODIA!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133
programmerhumor
PhatOofxD
hx0rvk2
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|sor|>I found this at high school, but at university I found the class way harder (always proving the underlying rules) then the exam (just implementing those rules/methods) is easy as. Usually I'd be stressing super hard before the exam thinking I know nothing, then get into it and walk away thinking it was the easiest exam I'd ever taken. \- Compsci/Math major<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
Lazer726
hx1dagl
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Haha yes I can write hello world... Okay so a bunch of ints is an array, alright. I can do this. Ok wtf is an API Oh so everything I do is the "naive method"? Ok, jerk. Alright I'll be a house husband. I'll just marry a rich girl. Fuck this shit.<|eor|><|sor|>>Oh so everything I do is the "~~naive~~ maintainable method"? There, now you're ready to be highly valued in ossified corporate environments.<|eor|><|sor|>Also the "naive" way is often faster than your fancy data structure until you're working with a 100,000 items.<|eor|><|sor|>Still frustrates me when I made a really simple method for generating passwords, but I like to do things incrementally and readibly, so I basically did it step by step. Showed it to the person in charge and he was like "Yeah well I made it all in a single line of code so we're going with my solution" and I'm sitting there thinking "Yeah? Can anyone else actually *read* what you did?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
kalaxi69
hx0w5vj
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Scratch vs java<|eor|><|sor|>Yes exactly, Scratch is hard as f, I cant wait to start using Java so i give my brain a break from all the complexity of Scratch<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah scratch being a little hard you have to drag those boxes :weary:<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
94
programmerhumor
piokoxer
hx0ofpd
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>Hello fellow gd enthusiast<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
Tsharpminor
hx0smyi
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>This is also every university math class vs exams<|eor|><|sor|>I found this at high school, but at university I found the class way harder (always proving the underlying rules) then the exam (just implementing those rules/methods) is easy as. Usually I'd be stressing super hard before the exam thinking I know nothing, then get into it and walk away thinking it was the easiest exam I'd ever taken. \- Compsci/Math major<|eor|><|sor|>In my case in university we would also prove the underlying rules and do the exercises during classes but the professor would incorporate a never-before encountered scenario during exams and would say something like didnt you read *all* the books in the syllabus?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
76
programmerhumor
DracoRubi
hx0st21
<|sols|><|sot|>Programming tutorial be like...<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7u8xtn7lnyh81<|eol|><|sor|>"So you understand booleans now? Cool. Now solve the boolean satisfiability problem."<|eor|><|sor|>The what now again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
ResearchCurious9920
ojxtdg
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
35,522
programmerhumor
goatlev
h54newq
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Backup/2018/Backup/Archive/asdfgh EDIT: Sorry I forgot about "Copy of New Folder (3)" up there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,129
programmerhumor
imperfectwoodworks
h54hq4h
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,055
programmerhumor
TheTinusNL
h54m7lb
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
852
programmerhumor
Topy721
h54ofmz
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
548
programmerhumor
the_ivo_robotnic
h54yhvg
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff<|eor|><|sor|>Asdfasdfasff is already in use, would you like to rename this to Asdfasdfasff (2)?<|eor|><|sor|>`Asdfasdfasff (2)` is already in use, would you like to rename this to `Asdfasdfasff (2) (1)`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
426
programmerhumor
ivster666
h54xb6i
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The first company I worked at as a junior (with more experience than all of the IT guys in that company together) didn't use git. I tried to establish it but they were all windows people and didn't want to use it. I gave them a git tutorial on how it is used but still, they were just refusing and acting like that's some voodoo unnecessary overkill shit. One guy's project he was working on, the entire git history was "initial commit", "initial commit", "initial commit". He was either doing it on purpose or he didn't understand what a commit message meant. Then there was another guy who just refused to use git at all. For one customer, the source code of their web application was on our local shared drive and he had created folders for each build, named V1 V2 V3 V4 Live He was ill one day and I was asked to make a quick fix on that project and deploy it. Ok, so I see those folders. What would your guess be, which version is currently deployed? Live? I thought so too. But turns out that was a rework of the project that was work-in-progress and supposed to go live in a month. Ok which folder next. V4? My thoughts exactly. I compared the V4 and the one on the customer side and everything looked the same. I added my fix and deployed it. Next day my boss showed up and was angry at me because the customer had called since their Google analytics tracking didn't work anymore and apparently I had broken it. I was like "wtf I didn't change anything on that". The guy who was maintaining the project was back again and he explained to me how I made changes on the wrong folder, and he was acting like "how could anyone be that stupid". So it turns out V4 and V3 were the same but V3 had the Google analytics implementation, and therefore V3 was on the Live servers. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW WOULD ANYONE EXPECT SUCH A STUPIDITY I'm just glad that I used that company as a good stepping stone in my career. Being in that place was unbearable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
327
programmerhumor
DIYEngineeringTx
h54pwex
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>``` git commit -am "dfkasjbf" ``` My most forked public repos are complete trash with nonsense commit comments. I fear for a future employer looking at my github and just see horrible version control habits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
262
programmerhumor
princefakhan
h54wdp4
<|sols|><|sot|>Git?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ln618pt684b71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone I know is on an internship where the project is on a NAS and you have to copy it to your local system and then copy/paste back once you're done. This is a small startup run by non programmers and they have no standards<|eor|><|sor|>Ain't that what exactly git is for? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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