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programmerhumor | DeSwanMan | i4ujlhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Hey I have a problem, heres my example
Answer: Well first of all you fucking moron<|eor|><|sor|>Other acceptable answers:
- This is trivial
- Read the documentation
- This isn't how you should do it
- I'm having the same problem<|eor|><|sor|>* Perfect solution, for a completely different problem
* goes off on a tangent about something barely related to the original question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | SocketByte | i4ugdel | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then that 60+ years old dude comes in and just leaves a link to the entire C/C++ language reference on literally every single question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | RedditsDeadlySin | i4uhacd | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|soopr|>CLASSIC<|eoopr|><|sor|>Classic* ftfy <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_SOME_ANTS | i4ujbug | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>And his question is 4 years old and if you're extremely lucky it might have slightest similarity to your question.<|eor|><|sor|>You're asking about an error? Don't you know there's a question from 9 years ago tangentially related to the same error caused by a different thing? Fucking scrub, at least \*google\* your problem before coming here.<|eor|><|sor|>And now til the end of time that answer is the one Google will return.<|eor|><|sor|>It bothers me so much. Happens on Reddit all the time too. "did you even try Googling this???" *posts link for Google search in which the top result is this exact post*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | LonghairedHippyFreek | i4ueihi | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then therell always be that one guy who fixes the issue, tells you were you went wrong, completely rewrites your code to fix it and make it far neater, and responds with np when you thank them.<|eor|><|sor|>I have never ran across this heavenly being.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | evict123 | i4uxhrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|sor|>Someone "fixed" a post I made 8 or 9 years after I made it, and his edit made it so some of the syntax was incorrect and he also made the question itself grammatically incorrect.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | Theoricus | i4uj3e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>deplicate thread
from a thread that is 6 years old
and got 2 responses
1. did you try to google it?
2. from the op: nvm i found it<|eor|><|sor|>"you shouldn't be doing that"<|eor|><|sor|>>Q: "How do you tie your shoe laces?"
>A: "Laces aren't an industry standard. Use velcro instead."
>A: "Marked as duplicate. Question asked 20 years ago: 'How do you lace traditional Tibetan snowshoes?'"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | Arcesus | ug2jdt | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,377 |
programmerhumor | toi80QC | i6wzvm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,406 |
programmerhumor | SirJamesMonster | i6x5os0 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Going to a coffee shop. There's people there ffs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,700 |
programmerhumor | FarJury6956 | i6x7tmr | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,615 |
programmerhumor | hash255 | i6x7sl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,988 |
programmerhumor | sysadrift | i6x2da6 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,967 |
programmerhumor | OscarTuring | i6xnska | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should hit nails with sump'n cool like a oculus rift.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,466 |
programmerhumor | Dorcustitanus | i6xcs62 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Going to a coffee shop. There's people there ffs.<|eor|><|sor|>i dont see people anymore.
all i see are lines of code walking around
waiting to be twisted by my hand into anything i could wish for.
the goverment fears me, my own mum rejected my skills.
females tremble in my presence.
i code in ruby, for any plebians who wish to attune themselves to my greatness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,054 |
programmerhumor | Kakss_ | i6x659l | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,487 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Low6320 | i6x6fqr | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> butts into a conversation in a public space
> "they seem to be trying to get rid of me"
> doesn't leave; they leave instead
Oof, child. It's past time to learn social cues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,156 |
programmerhumor | Shacrow | i6x9jh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|sor|>And refer to people who code in assembly as "daddy"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,931 |
programmerhumor | LazerSn0w | i6xabwa | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its greentext. Its 100000% satire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,637 |
programmerhumor | cumcumcumpenis | i6x6rmc | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|sor|>imagine leaving your room<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | dpahoe | i6x5ex4 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait you guys do all this shit? Here I am with my lazy ass not even reading this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | NeonFraction | i6x80p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats amazing about this is (as a woman) Ive had this almost exact situation happen to me multiple times. Spot on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | SlappinThatBass | i6xa34x | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|sor|>And refer to people who code in assembly as "daddy"<|eor|><|sor|>Pray to the hardware designer gods, our world's creators.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | keto_brain | i6x6sy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait you guys do all this shit? Here I am with my lazy ass not even reading this.<|eor|><|sor|>We know this does not happen these days, no programmer *leaves the house* for work these days.. we all make coffee at home 5m before standup.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 677 |
programmerhumor | RobotThatGoesOof | i6xd8wp | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its greentext. Its 100000% satire<|eor|><|sor|>It concerns me how often people believe these are real situations. Especially on the greentext sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 653 |
programmerhumor | DiabhorkVI | i6yuh96 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should hit nails with sump'n cool like a oculus rift.<|eor|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should use a nail gun. Worked as a contractor for building sheds(I've never written a line of code in my life), nail guns are used 20 times more than hammers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | Kakss_ | i6x75ko | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|sor|>imagine leaving your room<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even remember what outside looks like anymore.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | xl6yu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,382 |
programmerhumor | Hikari_Owari | iphv7ab | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,441 |
programmerhumor | Open-Mission-8310 | iphr8zk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,484 |
programmerhumor | The_Bisexual | ipibajn | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | ukrokit | iphqzih | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | RoxonR | iphykc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|sor|>Which I only gained ever since i stopped giving two shits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | NoRecommendedAds | ipi3dy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone that gets bugged by this, personally it just helps to send myself a message on teams outlining my thoughts.
For me that's good enough to get rid of that nagging thought because usually the desire to do it comes from worrying I'm going to forget whatever solution I came up with.
In the morning I might just take an extra 10-30 drinking coffee and chilling to "make up" the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | oupablo | ipi7bua | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|sor|>Line: 1, Col: 437183<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | iphqojm | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Context: I saw a meme on this sub where the girl woke up and I was like hell no, why does she care??? Understandable for private projects but corporates can suck my pp. Give me money.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | jackthemov | ipin2pz | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct - but Type A people would want to solve and complete the task because it *bothers and nags at them*. That's the only real difference. Jokes on work though with their rigid structures in place I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | mojo187 | iphwfai | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except if its for a side project, then Im jumping out of bed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | meliaesc | ipipt7w | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct - but Type A people would want to solve and complete the task because it *bothers and nags at them*. That's the only real difference. Jokes on work though with their rigid structures in place I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a Type A person, I write the code at 2am, and pretend to work on it during the day. Play games, go shopping, go to doctors appointment, nap, submit work around 3pm. What's the difference?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | The_Bisexual | ipio8h7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct - but Type A people would want to solve and complete the task because it *bothers and nags at them*. That's the only real difference. Jokes on work though with their rigid structures in place I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, I know him. He is me.
I find what I just described annoying as fuck and I have sleep issues over it.
But it's...
A- Have the idea, write down the note, spend 90 minutes trying to stop thinking enough to fall asleep, wake up for work fucking wrecked.
Or...
B- Get started right away, finish in 2 hour, then spend 2 hours trying to stop thinking enough to fall asleep, then call in because I only slept for sub 3 hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | ipi1ozk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|sor|>Which I only gained ever since i stopped giving two shits<|eor|><|soopr|>Three shits<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | nintendo9713 | ipihioc | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>Back when I was motivated with personal projects in college, I had a whiteboard hung up on the wall next to my bed. If I realized something late at night - fix or an idea - id quickly write it on the board and roll over.
But then grad school happened and now the only way to get me to write software is money <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | rabidjellybean | ipiq8vr | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct - but Type A people would want to solve and complete the task because it *bothers and nags at them*. That's the only real difference. Jokes on work though with their rigid structures in place I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a Type A person, I write the code at 2am, and pretend to work on it during the day. Play games, go shopping, go to doctors appointment, nap, submit work around 3pm. What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>The secret is having secrets. Your manager doesn't need to know when you actually work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | HarryPopperSC | ipimxhu | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone that gets bugged by this, personally it just helps to send myself a message on teams outlining my thoughts.
For me that's good enough to get rid of that nagging thought because usually the desire to do it comes from worrying I'm going to forget whatever solution I came up with.
In the morning I might just take an extra 10-30 drinking coffee and chilling to "make up" the time.<|eor|><|sor|>It's actually motivating and feels good to know exactly what you're doing as soon as you get in work too, until it inevitably doesn't go to plan lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | Natomiast | iphyc40 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Not always. What if I'm coding in javascript/jquery?<|eoopr|><|sor|>then you cry a lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | LordBubinga | ipixg6c | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant with it but boy it was spot on.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.
Even if it takes me 5 hours on the clock to understand a late night note I wrote detailing a solution that would have taken only 2 hours to implement had I just logged in when I wrote the note, then so be it.
If they paid me to log in whenever the solution hits me and didn't require me to work all my hours on "office hours" time, that fix would have cost them 2 hours instead of 7. That's their decision.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct - but Type A people would want to solve and complete the task because it *bothers and nags at them*. That's the only real difference. Jokes on work though with their rigid structures in place I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a Type A person, I write the code at 2am, and pretend to work on it during the day. Play games, go shopping, go to doctors appointment, nap, submit work around 3pm. What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>The secret is having secrets. Your manager doesn't need to know when you actually work.<|eor|><|sor|>As a manager, if you told me "I worked late last night because I was on a roll. It was awesome I got a lot done. I'm going to take a few hours off today, cool?" I would absolutely say that's fine.
I'm not ok with "I'll work whenever I feel like it, show up to the meetings I want, and everyone else can work around my (completely ad-hoc) schedule".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | iphr8a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Not always. What if I'm coding in javascript/jquery?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | theStrangelessAger | iphu6ba | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am literally considering refactoring off the clock just to calm my nerves about huge spaghetti-code mess that are my projects.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | 13osiph | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,381 |
programmerhumor | Athox | jl5zwy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,870 |
programmerhumor | GogglesPisano | jl6i8c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|sor|>What is this small feature?<|eor|><|sor|>The car should drive itself without human intervention.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | randomlyahero | jl64mk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | jl60gt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | get_schwifty03 | jl6rj68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|sor|>What is this small feature?<|eor|><|sor|>The car should drive itself without human intervention.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, he didn't say " ... and it shouldn't hit anything".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | Allian42 | jl64l2f | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~customer~~ marketing rep told ~~us~~ the client exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we ~~agreed~~ were ordered to make it happen, like the idiots we are.
FTFY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | ChrisDornerFanCorner | jl6733i | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Merging two databases. Should take me 15 mins. I know pandas. I think.
\*4 days later*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | PolskiSmigol | jl6ghx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|sor|>What is this small feature?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | Ratiocinor | jl6k7pm | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: "It shouldn't be too hard to automate this annoying weekly 30 minute job"
3 weeks later, still thinking of new edge cases that break it: "Ah fuck it close enough, we'll just do those ones manually when they come up"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | tjmora | jl619de | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kinda true. I also want to create a number of very complex large apps and the reason why I'm not even attempting to start working on any of them is that I know it will be very difficult.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | Nillabeans | jl6y1jy | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|sor|>What is this small feature?<|eor|><|sor|>The car should drive itself without human intervention.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, he didn't say " ... and it shouldn't hit anything".<|eor|><|sor|>My malicious compliance these days is doing only what the PM wrote in the ticket and asking for any and every relevant resource not linked in the comments. I ask my question then mark the ticket as blocked.
I'm the worst... Until my boss reads the initial requirements and they literally just say, "we need a landing page," and nothing else.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | blosweed | jl6a5xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty much underestimate every jira story that I get. So I just started multiplying my estimates by 1.5x to make up for it lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | jl6ejqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Merging two databases. Should take me 15 mins. I know pandas. I think.
\*4 days later*<|eor|><|soopr|>Who is primary key?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | TopFaithlessness8219 | jl6fcrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~customer~~ marketing rep told ~~us~~ the client exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we ~~agreed~~ were ordered to make it happen, like the idiots we are.
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite part is when the sales rep sells a product that doesnt exist yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | jl6f516 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me how it goes, now I'm invested<|eor|><|sor|>Ive already had one coworker say, Oh could it ALSO DO THIS?? And so it begins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | OddLookingRock | jl6d30y | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me how it goes, now I'm invested<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | ManOfLaBook | jl61o6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite is "we put in a lot of sweat and effort so we don't have to work hard"
My usual example: https://www.britannica.com/technology/webcamming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Lieutenant_L_T_Smash | jl7d9sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in and says. Oh I forgot. Go ahead and add this feature in. Ya just add it in that app that's completely done and about to roll out. It will be easy so make sure to have it ready to present Friday for production.... I mean it's just a small feature..<|eor|><|sor|>What is this small feature?<|eor|><|sor|>The car should drive itself without human intervention.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, he didn't say " ... and it shouldn't hit anything".<|eor|><|sor|>My malicious compliance these days is doing only what the PM wrote in the ticket and asking for any and every relevant resource not linked in the comments. I ask my question then mark the ticket as blocked.
I'm the worst... Until my boss reads the initial requirements and they literally just say, "we need a landing page," and nothing else.<|eor|><|sor|>> they literally just say, "we need a landing page," and nothing else.
Just put the word "Welcome" centered on the page.
Ticket closed, aaaaand it's quitting time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | phaemoor | jl6e1hy | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty much underestimate every jira story that I get. So I just started multiplying my estimates by 1.5x to make up for it lol<|eor|><|sor|>I always did this. But not because I underestimate the tasks, but because I need some legitimate slacking time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | ondono | jl6nitb | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~customer~~ marketing rep told ~~us~~ the client exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we ~~agreed~~ were ordered to make it happen, like the idiots we are.
FTFY<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite part is when the sales rep sells a product that doesnt exist yet.<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite part is when the sales rep sells a product ~~that doesnt exist yet.~~ before checking if its physically possible with the engineers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | mrprofessor007 | tojctf | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,126 |
programmerhumor | dashid | i2647jw | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,507 |
programmerhumor | PM-ME-CUTE-TITTYS | i268my7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,429 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | i264jb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get to it after my todo list is cleared."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | ciakmoi | i26do7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 505 |
programmerhumor | GodOrDevil04 | i264ppq | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say a bug can be found easier by someone who did not write the code, usually you go blind on your own code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | mrprofessor007 | i2657dc | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get to it after my todo list is cleared."<|eor|><|soopr|>More like, "so that was me? Lol"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | disturbinglychill | i266c8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have many of these "Opppss.. yeah, now I remember" moments lately<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | WiseKouichi | i267cxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say a bug can be found easier by someone who did not write the code, usually you go blind on your own code.<|eor|><|sor|>reminds me of proofreading texts. its much easier to spot mistakes when reading the first time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | NamekianSaiyan | i265ex2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"LGTM!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | lonelyzombi3 | i26tmhx | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Seora<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | spektrol | i26gwh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get to it after my todo list is cleared."<|eor|><|soopr|>More like, "so that was me? Lol"<|eoopr|><|sor|>git blame, the destroyer of men<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | repocin | i26urbt | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get to it after my todo list is cleared."<|eor|><|soopr|>More like, "so that was me? Lol"<|eoopr|><|sor|>git blame, the destroyer of men<|eor|><|sor|>[git blame-someone-else](https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else), the savior of men<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | hdmx539 | i26x21h | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Seora<|eor|><|sor|>Only if she's married.
https://www.spanish.academy/blog/senora-vs-senorita-who-is-she/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | thedoginthewok | i26k4so | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>I'm German and used to be a Senior Developer, but I've always read it as Seor Dev and amused myself with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Ensirius | i26chfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"LGTM!"<|eor|><|sor|>This is my default when the PR is "45 files changed"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Hupf | i26biaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was there, 3000 LOC ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | arrexander | i26byfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote something about a year ago knowing exactly what could fuck it up. But our validation made it *not possible*.
Flash forward, OPS team made it happen by pushing a smoke test with the wrong environment in the namespace.
Super easy to fix the bug when you wrong the exception <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | mayflyman4 | i263n2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>oh man! Completely agree!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | straightouttaireland | i2679he | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'll create a tech debt item for it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | NexxZt | 135iokd | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,065 |
programmerhumor | MaxMakesGames | jijvk3h | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,888 |
programmerhumor | Pradfanne | jik3jss | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,403 |
programmerhumor | errdayimshuffln | jijydb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait wait waaaaiit...
I just got an idea. What if we can direct those people who claim to have a brilliant new app idea or website idea or tech idea to ask chatgpt instead of coming to us?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,938 |
programmerhumor | Positive-Gazelle2603 | jijzvt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,767 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | jijvrt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also Ben:
ChatGPT, please get me the phone number for the internet. I've got an awesome website I need to get listed!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,095 |
programmerhumor | EnsignElessar | jik72jm | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|sor|>I made mine with Raid Shadow Legends, sign up today to get three free new characters!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,238 |
programmerhumor | chrimack | jijzjq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best part about this is that ChatGPT is probably an excellent tool for learning how to get a website hosted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 948 |
programmerhumor | QuackWaddleflow | jik25fp | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 842 |
programmerhumor | betona | jika1xi | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the time we were interviewing a young lady for a digital job and she said that she hacks websites all the time for fun. We were like, "*Oh really? Do tell!*"
Turned out that she went to edit source and then saved whatever she'd done locally on her C: drive. She believed that the mucked up copy on her machine meant she'd hacked the actual live website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | AngryCommieKender | jikb9zi | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|sor|>I also used PICNIC
Problem in chair, not in computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
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