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programmerhumor | DeSwanMan | i4ujlhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: Hey I have a problem, heres my example
Answer: Well first of all you fucking moron<|eor|><|sor|>Other acceptable answers:
- This is trivial
- Read the documentation
- This isn't how you should do it
- I'm having the same p... | 528 |
programmerhumor | SocketByte | i4ugdel | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And then that 60+ years old dude comes in and just leaves a link to the entire C/C++ language reference on literally every single question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | RedditsDeadlySin | i4uhacd | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|soopr|>CLASSIC<|eoopr|><|sor|>Classic* ftfy <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_SOME_ANTS | i4ujbug | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well it's your own fault, titsmcgee1137 already had a question, marked as duplicate<|eor|><|sor|>And his question is 4 years old and if you're extremely lucky it might have slightest similarity to your question.<|eor|><|sor|>You're a... | 480 |
programmerhumor | LonghairedHippyFreek | i4ueihi | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Then therell always be that one guy who fixes the issue, tells you were you went wrong, completely rewrites your code to fix it and make it far neater, and responds with np when you thank them.<|eor|><|sor|>I have never ran across th... | 435 |
programmerhumor | evict123 | i4uxhrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>and that random dude who comes to fix a typo or capitalize letters lol<|eor|><|sor|>Someone "fixed" a post I made 8 or 9 years after I made it, and his edit made it so some of the syntax was incorrect and he also made the question it... | 406 |
programmerhumor | Theoricus | i4uj3e2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad truth<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xjyw030edpt81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>deplicate thread
from a thread that is 6 years old
and got 2 responses
1. did you try to google it?
2. from the op: nvm i found it<|eor|><|sor|>"you shouldn't be doing that"<|eor|><|sor|>>Q: "How do you tie your shoe laces?... | 372 |
programmerhumor | Arcesus | ug2jdt | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,377 |
programmerhumor | toi80QC | i6wzvm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,406 |
programmerhumor | SirJamesMonster | i6x5os0 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Going to a coffee shop. There's people there ffs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,700 |
programmerhumor | FarJury6956 | i6x7tmr | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,615 |
programmerhumor | hash255 | i6x7sl0 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,988 |
programmerhumor | sysadrift | i6x2da6 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,967 |
programmerhumor | OscarTuring | i6xnska | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should hit nails with sump'n cool like a oculus rift.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,466 |
programmerhumor | Dorcustitanus | i6xcs62 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Going to a coffee shop. There's people there ffs.<|eor|><|sor|>i dont see people anymore.
all i see are lines of code walking around
waiting to be twisted by my hand into anything i could wish for.
the g... | 3,054 |
programmerhumor | Kakss_ | i6x659l | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,487 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Low6320 | i6x6fqr | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> butts into a conversation in a public space
> "they seem to be trying to get rid of me"
> doesn't leave; they leave instead
Oof, child. It's past time to learn social cues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,156 |
programmerhumor | Shacrow | i6x9jh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|sor|>And refer to people who code in assembly as "daddy"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 1,931 |
programmerhumor | LazerSn0w | i6xabwa | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its greentext. Its 100000% satire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,637 |
programmerhumor | cumcumcumpenis | i6x6rmc | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|sor|>imagine leaving your room<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | dpahoe | i6x5ex4 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait you guys do all this shit? Here I am with my lazy ass not even reading this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 933 |
programmerhumor | NeonFraction | i6x80p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whats amazing about this is (as a woman) Ive had this almost exact situation happen to me multiple times. Spot on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 822 |
programmerhumor | SlappinThatBass | i6xa34x | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Real javascripters should bow at C programmers, and say "my Lord" or "yes master". And never ever make eye contact.<|eor|><|sor|>And refer to people who code in assembly as "daddy"<|eor|><|sor|>Pray to the ... | 702 |
programmerhumor | keto_brain | i6x6sy9 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait you guys do all this shit? Here I am with my lazy ass not even reading this.<|eor|><|sor|>We know this does not happen these days, no programmer *leaves the house* for work these days.. we all make cof... | 677 |
programmerhumor | RobotThatGoesOof | i6xd8wp | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I honestly can't tell if this is satire.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Its greentext. Its 100000% satire<|eor|><|sor|>It concerns me how often people believe these are real situations. Especially on t... | 653 |
programmerhumor | DiabhorkVI | i6yuh96 | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should hit nails with sump'n cool like a oculus rift.<|eor|><|sor|>Hammers are really old. You should use a nail gun. Worked as a contractor for building sheds(I've never written... | 610 |
programmerhumor | Kakss_ | i6x75ko | <|sols|><|sot|>80% of programmers on this subreddit<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a5vltfk0xvw81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bold assumption that 80% of this sub would approach a table with 2 *females*.<|eor|><|sor|>*Confidently*<|eor|><|sor|>*At all.*<|eor|><|sor|>imagine leaving your room<|eor|><|sor|>I don't even remember what... | 606 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | xl6yu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,382 |
programmerhumor | Hikari_Owari | iphv7ab | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 3,441 |
programmerhumor | Open-Mission-8310 | iphr8zk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,484 |
programmerhumor | The_Bisexual | ipibajn | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | ukrokit | iphqzih | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | RoxonR | iphykc1 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|sor|>Which I only gained ever since i stopped giving two shits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | NoRecommendedAds | ipi3dy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone that gets bugged by this, personally it just helps to send myself a message on teams outlining my thoughts.
For me that's good enough to get rid of that nagging thought because usually th... | 455 |
programmerhumor | oupablo | ipi7bua | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|sor|>Line: 1, Col: 437183<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | iphqojm | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Context: I saw a meme on this sub where the girl woke up and I was like hell no, why does she care??? Understandable for private projects but corporates can suck my pp. Give me money.<|eoopr|><|eol... | 430 |
programmerhumor | jackthemov | ipin2pz | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 413 |
programmerhumor | mojo187 | iphwfai | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Except if its for a side project, then Im jumping out of bed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | meliaesc | ipipt7w | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 231 |
programmerhumor | The_Bisexual | ipio8h7 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 201 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | ipi1ozk | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Emotional intelligence<|eor|><|sor|>Which I only gained ever since i stopped giving two shits<|eor|><|soopr|>Three shits<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | nintendo9713 | ipihioc | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 180 |
programmerhumor | rabidjellybean | ipiq8vr | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 174 |
programmerhumor | HarryPopperSC | ipimxhu | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For anyone that gets bugged by this, personally it just helps to send myself a message on teams outlining my thoughts.
For me that's good enough to get rid of that nagging thought because usually th... | 153 |
programmerhumor | Natomiast | iphyc40 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Not always. What if I'm coding in javascript/jquery?<|eoopr|><|sor|>then you cry a lot<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 142 |
programmerhumor | LordBubinga | ipixg6c | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a scene like that b4, I wrote tips for my future self in a piece of paper nearby and went to sleep...
... took me 5 hours and 4 cups of coffee to decipher the hell I wrote and what I meant wit... | 138 |
programmerhumor | virgin_boi69 | iphr8a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>if you know which line the bug is on it's not much of a fix now, is it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Not always. What if I'm coding in javascript/jquery?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | theStrangelessAger | iphu6ba | <|sols|><|sot|>If I'm off the clock, it doesn't bother me.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0mjeyq8tyfp91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am literally considering refactoring off the clock just to calm my nerves about huge spaghetti-code mess that are my projects.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 127 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | 13osiph | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,381 |
programmerhumor | Athox | jl5zwy1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,870 |
programmerhumor | GogglesPisano | jl6i8c6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 544 |
programmerhumor | randomlyahero | jl64mk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 418 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | jl60gt2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | get_schwifty03 | jl6rj68 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 283 |
programmerhumor | Allian42 | jl64l2f | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~... | 250 |
programmerhumor | ChrisDornerFanCorner | jl6733i | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Merging two databases. Should take me 15 mins. I know pandas. I think.
\*4 days later*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | PolskiSmigol | jl6ghx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 160 |
programmerhumor | Ratiocinor | jl6k7pm | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me: "It shouldn't be too hard to automate this annoying weekly 30 minute job"
3 weeks later, still thinking of new edge cases that break it: "Ah fuck it close enough, we'll just do those o... | 150 |
programmerhumor | tjmora | jl619de | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kinda true. I also want to create a number of very complex large apps and the reason why I'm not even attempting to start working on any of them is that I know it will be very difficult.<|e... | 142 |
programmerhumor | Nillabeans | jl6y1jy | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 130 |
programmerhumor | blosweed | jl6a5xd | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty much underestimate every jira story that I get. So I just started multiplying my estimates by 1.5x to make up for it lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | jl6ejqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Merging two databases. Should take me 15 mins. I know pandas. I think.
\*4 days later*<|eor|><|soopr|>Who is primary key?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | TopFaithlessness8219 | jl6fcrs | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~... | 99 |
programmerhumor | CoastingUphill | jl6f516 | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me how it goes, now I'm invested<|eor|><|sor|>Ive already had one coworker say, Oh could it ALSO DO THIS?? And so ... | 96 |
programmerhumor | OddLookingRock | jl6d30y | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im about to start one of those projects. Should be easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me how it goes, now I'm invested<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | ManOfLaBook | jl61o6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My favorite is "we put in a lot of sweat and effort so we don't have to work hard"
My usual example: https://www.britannica.com/technology/webcamming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | Lieutenant_L_T_Smash | jl7d9sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>Boss walks in a... | 85 |
programmerhumor | phaemoor | jl6e1hy | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pretty much underestimate every jira story that I get. So I just started multiplying my estimates by 1.5x to make up for it lol<|eor|><|sor|>I always did this. But not because I underesti... | 82 |
programmerhumor | ondono | jl6nitb | <|sols|><|sot|>Step 1 of being a programmer: Oh that should be easy.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/um7lud7opf1b1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because the customer told us exactly how easy it would be, and how long it would take, and therefore what the budget was. And we agreed, like the idiots we are.<|eor|><|sor|>>Because the ~~... | 62 |
programmerhumor | mrprofessor007 | tojctf | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,126 |
programmerhumor | dashid | i2647jw | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,507 |
programmerhumor | PM-ME-CUTE-TITTYS | i268my7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,429 |
programmerhumor | Feynt | i264jb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get ... | 933 |
programmerhumor | ciakmoi | i26do7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 505 |
programmerhumor | GodOrDevil04 | i264ppq | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say a bug can be found easier by someone who did not write the code, usually you go blind on your own code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | mrprofessor007 | i2657dc | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get ... | 405 |
programmerhumor | disturbinglychill | i266c8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have many of these "Opppss.. yeah, now I remember" moments lately<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | WiseKouichi | i267cxo | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd say a bug can be found easier by someone who did not write the code, usually you go blind on your own code.<|eor|><|sor|>reminds me of proofreading texts. its much easier to spot mistakes when reading the fir... | 169 |
programmerhumor | NamekianSaiyan | i265ex2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"LGTM!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | lonelyzombi3 | i26tmhx | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Seora<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | spektrol | i26gwh1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get ... | 116 |
programmerhumor | repocin | i26urbt | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>More like, "Yeah, I made that mistake a few years ago, but I keep getting thrown onto other projects before I can fix it. I'll get ... | 99 |
programmerhumor | hdmx539 | i26x21h | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Tfw you're Senorita Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>Seora<|eor|><|sor|>Only if she's married.
https://www.spanish.academy/blog/senora-vs-senorita-who-is-... | 96 |
programmerhumor | thedoginthewok | i26k4so | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tfw you're not Spanish and will never be Seor Engineer<|eor|><|sor|>I'm German and used to be a Senior Developer, but I've always read it as Seor Dev and amused myself with it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Ensirius | i26chfn | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"LGTM!"<|eor|><|sor|>This is my default when the PR is "45 files changed"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Hupf | i26biaj | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was there, 3000 LOC ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | arrexander | i26byfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote something about a year ago knowing exactly what could fuck it up. But our validation made it *not possible*.
Flash forward, OPS team made it happen by pushing a smoke test with the wrong environment in the... | 65 |
programmerhumor | mayflyman4 | i263n2z | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>oh man! Completely agree!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | straightouttaireland | i2679he | <|sols|><|sot|>Perks of being a Seor Engineer<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yj253q39kop81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, my fault, I've never got round to doing anything about that.<|eor|><|sor|>"I'll create a tech debt item for it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | NexxZt | 135iokd | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64,065 |
programmerhumor | MaxMakesGames | jijvk3h | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,888 |
programmerhumor | Pradfanne | jik3jss | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,403 |
programmerhumor | errdayimshuffln | jijydb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait wait waaaaiit...
I just got an idea. What if we can direct those people who claim to have a brilliant new app idea or website idea or tech idea to ask chatgpt instead of coming to us?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,938 |
programmerhumor | Positive-Gazelle2603 | jijzvt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,767 |
programmerhumor | Chewnard | jijvrt6 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also Ben:
ChatGPT, please get me the phone number for the internet. I've got an awesome website I need to get listed!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,095 |
programmerhumor | EnsignElessar | jik72jm | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dude, your job is done for I just made an entire website with todays sponsor: Squarespace!<|eor|><|sor|>I made mine with Raid Shadow Legends, sign up today to get three free new characters!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,238 |
programmerhumor | chrimack | jijzjq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The best part about this is that ChatGPT is probably an excellent tool for learning how to get a website hosted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 948 |
programmerhumor | QuackWaddleflow | jik25fp | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 842 |
programmerhumor | betona | jika1xi | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the time we were interviewing a young lady for a digital job and she said that she hacks websites all the time for fun. We were like, "*Oh really? Do tell!*"
Turned out that she went to edit source and then sav... | 618 |
programmerhumor | AngryCommieKender | jikb9zi | <|sols|><|sot|>AI is taking over<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/l2pzxryu5gxa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A system can only run at the speed of the slowest component... In this case, the user<|eor|><|sor|>It actually is limited by layer 8 between keyboard and chair<|eor|><|sor|>Good ole PEBCAK.<|eor|><|sor|>I also used PICNIC
Pr... | 521 |
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