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programmerhumor | Yangoose | h3q9xty | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Young cocky accountant> I know sql, just give me access so I can query this stuff myself.
Me> *shows him the 800 line query it took to give him the report he's looking at*
Young cocky accountant> *surprised pikach... | 379 |
programmerhumor | IrreligiousIngrate | h3pjx17 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM our HR guy's brain no we didn't load the information<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | gnuwinxp | h3qdqdn | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | AAPLx4 | h3qfh5j | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are go... | 364 |
programmerhumor | ChaosOS | h3qb6au | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call this the "Criminal Minds Effect." With a few ambiguous words you can find the unsub who is the only person in 3 states that: wears size 10 1/2 Keens, likes Halo, and ate coco puffs for breakfast 3 times this w... | 320 |
programmerhumor | Nugenrules | h3qdnqo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Select * from users where clue > 0;
*No rows returned*<|eor|><|sor|>Update employee
set severance_wks = 2, active = 0
where username = 'nugenrules'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | AAPLx4 | h3qldag | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are go... | 225 |
programmerhumor | TeamFluff | h3qryin | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you nee... | 212 |
programmerhumor | the_other_brand | h3q54oz | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of... | 206 |
programmerhumor | user_8804 | h3qq2dv | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are go... | 187 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | h3qgnkv | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of... | 167 |
programmerhumor | PaXProSe | h3qtroo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you nee... | 149 |
programmerhumor | Suepahfly | h3qj1zo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are go... | 141 |
programmerhumor | servel333 | h3qfu1v | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of... | 140 |
programmerhumor | Always_Late_Lately | h3qi8e8 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of... | 126 |
programmerhumor | Vercidium | nxi8i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,310 |
programmerhumor | TXK_Nemesis | h1et5fm | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is for Confused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,472 |
programmerhumor | Almasry00n | h1fd05l | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,276 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | h1fgo5d | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,269 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h1ffksy | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run... | 794 |
programmerhumor | kushangaza | h1flkgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>everything changed when the function pointers attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | brunovich00 | h1f4gtv | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is for Confused<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is for C++onfused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | Vercidium | h1etlmd | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep haha it wasnt the reply I expected<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | h1fepmo | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep haha it wasnt the reply I expected<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I too am a masochist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | cemanresu | h1fo5r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|sor|>And some makefiles<|eor|><|sor|>Real men press up on the command line until they find the last time they used the five line long compilation command<|eor|><|eols|><|en... | 469 |
programmerhumor | theestwald | h1fih4s | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | h1g0w1q | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run... | 307 |
programmerhumor | KRAndrews | h1fk3yi | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>Just glancing at this gave me PTSD from my days programming C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h1g49ae | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run... | 207 |
programmerhumor | pandolf86 | h1fnvfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|sor|>And some makefiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | h1g5d7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run... | 169 |
programmerhumor | salvoilmiosi | h1fn609 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>What is bar?<|eor|><|sor|>An array of 5 pointers to function pointers of int returning char \*const
Something like:
`typedef char *const... | 154 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | h1fo7ob | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>What is bar?<|eor|><|sor|>If you ever need help, [here's a tool](https://cdecl.org/?q=char+*+const+%28*%28*+const+bar%29%5B5%5D%29%28int%29... | 137 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | ywm97j | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,297 |
programmerhumor | Citizen-11 | iwkc9do | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,426 |
programmerhumor | doktorhladnjak | iwkd5ov | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other ... | 8,834 |
programmerhumor | i_should_be_coding | iwkd96o | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,138 |
programmerhumor | Remicaster1 | iwkitvi | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I've been struggling to center a div for 3 years but dude built Twitter in 8-9 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,001 |
programmerhumor | Boris-Lip | iwkdtrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,953 |
programmerhumor | you90000 | iwkbk1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Try debugging someone else's code base<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,800 |
programmerhumor | toddyk | iwkfb2n | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunning-Kruger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,445 |
programmerhumor | RanththeExplorer | iwkfnck | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>And they can train up new ones in a week and a half.<|eor|><|eols|><|endo... | 1,941 |
programmerhumor | Adrian_F | iwkl0sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>To quote Martin Fow... | 1,673 |
programmerhumor | Kirk8829 | iwkm9gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Try debugging someone else's code base<|eor|><|sor|>I cry debugging my own code base from an older project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,457 |
programmerhumor | zachtheperson | iwkbpse | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Kind of like when you hear someone say "Lazy game dev." You just immediately know ~~they're~~ their knowledge is *maybe* a single YouTube video, and the rest is pure Dunning-Kruger.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,340 |
programmerhumor | Jeramus | iwkl6e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other ... | 1,272 |
programmerhumor | ThatsOneSpicyTaco | iwkwy0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I've been struggling to center a div for 3 years but dude built Twitter in 8-9 days<|eor|><|sor|>Did you try it in incognito?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | slowmovinglettuce | iwkpewy | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other ... | 902 |
programmerhumor | jgames09 | iwkmauu | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunning-Kruger<|eor|><|sor|>If I ever met a genie, my first wish would be to get rid of D-K<|eor|><|sor|>Congrats, Donkey Kong is gone<|e... | 878 |
programmerhumor | thebatmanandrobin | iwkbapv | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yup!! Couldn't agree more!!! That's why I've had such an easy time finding even a Jr. level "engineer" to handle the simple things like "write this simple PHP function that hooks into this C++ code that uses the My... | 819 |
programmerhumor | RosieAndSquishy | iwkfi05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Kind of like when you hear someone say "Lazy game dev." You just immediately know ~~they're~~ their knowledge is *maybe* a single YouTube video, and the rest is pure Dunning-Kruger.<|eor|><|sor|>You can immediately... | 774 |
programmerhumor | archiminos | iwktnrn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>And they can train up new ones in a week and a half.<|eor|><|sor|>God, I ... | 697 |
programmerhumor | Mickspad | oa8chw | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,297 |
programmerhumor | boboprobo | h3g0pju | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,499 |
programmerhumor | j-random | h3g6ao9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Successful exit should be `CHEERS CUNT`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,618 |
programmerhumor | -Manu_ | h3ga90d | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Cunt" censored<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,735 |
programmerhumor | HiPoojan | h3g6qyi | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>OI CUNT IMPORT YA CLASS FIRST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | kiwidog8 | h3g8ju1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>Took me a second <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | h3gxtnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Successful exit should be `CHEERS CUNT`<|eor|><|sor|>"bail" should be used to throw and exception.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | sakshamnagpal | h3fwrdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>If x > 2^32:
raise FarOutError<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | deceze | h3g95lz | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>OI CUNT IMPORT YA CLASS FIRST<|eor|><|sor|> IMPOHT ME_CLASS
====
Strewth! Coulnt get a visa for <ME_CLASS>, cunt!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | deceze | h3fzoit | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|> YA RECKON X
RETAHN YEAHNAH
EELS
RETAHN NAHYEAH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | boboprobo | h3fxk8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Strewth! Fuck-up on line 232. Fix it, fuckwit.
Edit: Just noticed my fuck-up lol<|eor|><|sor|>"Syntax bugger up"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | htmlra | h3ggear | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Cunt" censored<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"thanks" Spanish<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | GardenChickenPen | h3gacb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>I want this to be a language pls someone hear me plead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | fuckwit_ | h3g6afp | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Strewth! Fuck-up on line 232. Fix it, fuckwit.
Edit: Just noticed my fuck-up lol<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. Thx for pointing it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | c0d3w1ck | h3gnce9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>If x > 2^32:
raise FarOutError<|eor|><|sor|>If x/0 raise DownUnderError<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | AnotherRichard827379 | jji4u6 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,234 |
programmerhumor | charlzandre | gacx5iz | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is only one line in comic sans<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,527 |
programmerhumor | bobcat009 | gacy0c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every company saying they're Big Data is also like every teenager claiming to have a Big Dick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,366 |
programmerhumor | propostor | gad0aun | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskee... | 858 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | gad1gly | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone claims they have Bigger Data, than others.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | fat_charizard | gad00ax | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also everyone should be protecting their sensitive data, but no one is using protection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | Eudu | gad3uwg | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskee... | 407 |
programmerhumor | Llujoo | gad5dld | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is only one line in comic sans<|eor|><|sor|>Comic sans is the new *italic*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | suresh | gad8l55 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskee... | 258 |
programmerhumor | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | gad5e0e | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it fits on one harddrive then its not big data.
Edit: for supposed programmers y'all suck at Boolean algebra.
(A B) =/= (A B)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | jackybeau | gacvfo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want my company to look at the medical history of people over 7 feet tall. Does this count as big data ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | KaktusManCz | gad6ev2 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every company saying they're Big Data is also like every teenager claiming to have a Big Dick.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>wait<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | AbstinenceWorks | gad5tv3 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskee... | 211 |
programmerhumor | propostor | gad99xm | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskee... | 164 |
programmerhumor | Hyperwizard42 | gadddc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also everyone should be protecting their sensitive data, but no one is using protection<|eor|><|sor|>No, its fine. If the CEO says the word cybersecurity the correct numbers of times all hackers will just... | 154 |
programmerhumor | FlyCodeHQ | y1z1wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,217 |
programmerhumor | Lulurennt | is01flj | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|eols|><|e... | 2,113 |
programmerhumor | SlimLamie | is0ebbb | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | johnakisk0700 | is0dm6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When... | 854 |
programmerhumor | kingpiss | is0qijt | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | Lulurennt | is0o88k | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When... | 449 |
programmerhumor | StEaLtHmAn_1 | is0puzj | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my place of work, we aren't allowed to use 3rd party libraries. But I help maintain several internal libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | llagerlof | is0r8kw | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, developers need paying money to use libraries?<|eor|><|sor|>In 90's open source wasn't strong as today, and the best libraries were paid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | albertowtf | is0nm2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>> npm install is-even is-odd is-number<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | yo_yo_dude001 | is0n6mb | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, developers need paying money to use libraries?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | keru45 | is0ingl | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>90% of us cant even be bothered to go through the readme first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | Uncommented-Code | is0yyuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my place of work, we aren't allowed to use 3rd party libraries. But I help maintain several internal libraries.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds a bit tedious when you could achieve the same result with less effort using checked ... | 236 |
programmerhumor | knoland | is0ljrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When... | 190 |
programmerhumor | blastedt | is2b0c7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>this guy makes shitloads of bogus dependencies to make his github look good, he also made a package for every ansi... | 182 |
programmerhumor | jasminUwU6 | is1lqi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>
Import is_even from 'is_even'
export default function is_odd(num) {
if (is_even(num)) {
... | 162 |
programmerhumor | Bro-tatoChip | is0wf63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>
Import is_even from 'is_even'
export default function is_odd(num) {
if (is_even(num)) {
... | 161 |
programmerhumor | edave64 | is0hgzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Genuinely dont understand. Have we not been using each others code since forever?<|eor|><|sor|>Back then, we didn't have dependency management. So we were blind to the amount of outdated dependencies we included<|eor|><... | 148 |
programmerhumor | mondie797 | is0q5yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>Just googled this. Can't believe this is real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
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