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programmerhumor | Yangoose | h3q9xty | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Young cocky accountant> I know sql, just give me access so I can query this stuff myself.
Me> *shows him the 800 line query it took to give him the report he's looking at*
Young cocky accountant> *surprised pikachu face*
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EDIT: I'll just put there here as there seems to be lots of questions around this.
Yes, this really happened.
In this case I was pulling data from an external system to replicate an existing report they'd been using within that system so I had no ability to change the source tables and little leeway in the format of the report as they'd created numerous Excel tools around that specific layout.
We were doing it via SQL because the system only allowed you to pull one month of data at a time and for one segment of the business at a time so accountants were wasting a ton of time constantly pulling years worth of reports and manually combining Excel files.
Yes, we had good business reasons to continually re-pull old data. Yes, they did need this level of detail because of the way our business operated.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | IrreligiousIngrate | h3pjx17 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>SELECT * FROM our HR guy's brain no we didn't load the information<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | gnuwinxp | h3qdqdn | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | AAPLx4 | h3qfh5j | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are going to put me out of work. On second thought, am not worried, even a lot of developers dont know SQL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | ChaosOS | h3qb6au | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I call this the "Criminal Minds Effect." With a few ambiguous words you can find the unsub who is the only person in 3 states that: wears size 10 1/2 Keens, likes Halo, and ate coco puffs for breakfast 3 times this week.
Surely \*you\* can do this with whatever bullshit \*I\* need for work.<|eor|><|sor|>I just assume Garcia spends all of her time purchasing consumer databases and then conducting semi-illegal searches on them. If you have lots of resources and no morals or laws to worry about, it's all theoretically doable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 320 |
programmerhumor | Nugenrules | h3qdnqo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Select * from users where clue > 0;
*No rows returned*<|eor|><|sor|>Update employee
set severance_wks = 2, active = 0
where username = 'nugenrules'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 310 |
programmerhumor | AAPLx4 | h3qldag | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are going to put me out of work. On second thought, am not worried, even a lot of developers dont know SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Even those that do never heard of database normalization<|eor|><|sor|>I recently got pulled into a project for a Licensing system. The developer added the columns for required documents in the master table. Mind you that , different license types have different document requirements. But this developer kept adding columns to the main table for each document type, instead of creating a separate Documents table. Developer went on vacation, CIO asked me to make some modifications to this project, guess what I also added the additional columns to the master table.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | TeamFluff | h3qryin | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you need."
"Nono, this is way too complicated, we only have one report, can you just give us a button we can click to export to Excel?"
"Sure, but you need to tell us what needs to be in the report."
"Everything."
"I mean, we can export the whole Database to excel if you prefer to work with it there."
"No, we don't want EVERYTHING."<|eor|><|sor|>If a client wants reporting, I double the cost. In my experience, reporting always takes about the same amount of time as writing the application in the first place.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | the_other_brand | h3q54oz | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well.
We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well.
TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|sor|>The 10 grand wasn't for the view that you created. Its access to the database that your company created. Aggregating and organizing that data is probably itself not trivial or easy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | user_8804 | h3qq2dv | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are going to put me out of work. On second thought, am not worried, even a lot of developers dont know SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Even those that do never heard of database normalization<|eor|><|sor|>I recently got pulled into a project for a Licensing system. The developer added the columns for required documents in the master table. Mind you that , different license types have different document requirements. But this developer kept adding columns to the main table for each document type, instead of creating a separate Documents table. Developer went on vacation, CIO asked me to make some modifications to this project, guess what I also added the additional columns to the master table.<|eor|><|sor|>And the cycle will never end until your entire database is in a single table<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | odraencoded | h3qgnkv | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well.
We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well.
TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|sor|>The 10 grand wasn't for the view that you created. Its access to the database that your company created. Aggregating and organizing that data is probably itself not trivial or easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Clean data is very hard to find. Data without emojis somehow in a number column would be nice.<|eor|><|sor|>> Data without emojis
Fun fact: if you try to insert a text with emoji in a mysql "utf8" column, it will only insert the text BEFORE the emoji and won't give you an error or anything.
Haha.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | PaXProSe | h3qtroo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Always loved this request from clients.
"We need to generate reports."
"Okay, of what?"
"Everything."
"Okay, this is our dB query GUI, it's a bit complicated at first but you can query and export anything you need."
"Nono, this is way too complicated, we only have one report, can you just give us a button we can click to export to Excel?"
"Sure, but you need to tell us what needs to be in the report."
"Everything."
"I mean, we can export the whole Database to excel if you prefer to work with it there."
"No, we don't want EVERYTHING."<|eor|><|sor|>If a client wants reporting, I double the cost. In my experience, reporting always takes about the same amount of time as writing the application in the first place.<|eor|><|sor|>Triple if the word "Access" comes out of the client's mouth in any form.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | Suepahfly | h3qj1zo | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you can believe it, SQL was created with the thought in mind that the people who required data could write the queries themselves'.<|eor|><|sor|>Well yeah, that isn't that far fetched<|eor|><|sor|>Stop, you are going to put me out of work. On second thought, am not worried, even a lot of developers dont know SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Even those that do never heard of database normalization<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | servel333 | h3qfu1v | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well.
We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well.
TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|sor|>The 10 grand wasn't for the view that you created. Its access to the database that your company created. Aggregating and organizing that data is probably itself not trivial or easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Clean data is very hard to find. Data without emojis somehow in a number column would be nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Always_Late_Lately | h3qi8e8 | <|sols|><|sot|>They just don't understand<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wuxlazynzdu41.png<|eol|><|sor|>I worked briefly at a company in the insurance applications business and a customer paid 10 grand for a view I wrote in 30 minutes. It was honestly absurdly easy shit like combining some really basic fields from 3 of the more commonly used tables. These companies absolutely had internal IT people who could have done this as well.
We kept the view on file to sell to other customers as well.
TLDR: Your insurance premiums would be lower if insurance executives didn't just throw a blank check at anything they perceive as "IT".<|eor|><|sor|>The 10 grand wasn't for the view that you created. Its access to the database that your company created. Aggregating and organizing that data is probably itself not trivial or easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Clean data is very hard to find. Data without emojis somehow in a number column would be nice.<|eor|><|sor|>> Data without emojis
Fun fact: if you try to insert a text with emoji in a mysql "utf8" column, it will only insert the text BEFORE the emoji and won't give you an error or anything.
Haha.<|eor|><|sor|>> Haha.
I can feel the pain in that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Vercidium | nxi8i0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,310 |
programmerhumor | TXK_Nemesis | h1et5fm | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is for Confused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,472 |
programmerhumor | Almasry00n | h1fd05l | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,276 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | h1fgo5d | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,269 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h1ffksy | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | kushangaza | h1flkgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>everything changed when the function pointers attacked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | brunovich00 | h1f4gtv | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is for Confused<|eor|><|sor|>C++ is for C++onfused<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 651 |
programmerhumor | Vercidium | h1etlmd | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep haha it wasnt the reply I expected<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | Tsu_Dho_Namh | h1fepmo | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>Yep haha it wasnt the reply I expected<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I too am a masochist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 480 |
programmerhumor | cemanresu | h1fo5r8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|sor|>And some makefiles<|eor|><|sor|>Real men press up on the command line until they find the last time they used the five line long compilation command<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | theestwald | h1fih4s | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | h1g0w1q | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run it.<|eor|><|sor|>Hook up a stationary bike to your computer. Every full rotation forward inputs 0 and every full rotation backwards inputs 1; your handbrake backspaces the entire byte.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | KRAndrews | h1fk3yi | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>Just glancing at this gave me PTSD from my days programming C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | tube32 | h1g49ae | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run it.<|eor|><|sor|>Hook up a stationary bike to your computer. Every full rotation forward inputs 0 and every full rotation backwards inputs 1; your handbrake backspaces the entire byte.<|eor|><|sor|>Backspaces will help op rectify his mistakes. That isn't good practice for beginners as they might get used to it and be relient on using the backspace. Hope you understand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | pandolf86 | h1fnvfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>gcc, gdb, vi and man
What else do you need?<|eor|><|sor|>And some makefiles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Orangutanion | h1g5d7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Go straight for Microsoft Word<|eor|><|sor|>I think as a beginner he should write it on a stone tablet using a hammer and nail. That will really help op get a hold of the syntax. He can scan the code using Google lens and run it.<|eor|><|sor|>Hook up a stationary bike to your computer. Every full rotation forward inputs 0 and every full rotation backwards inputs 1; your handbrake backspaces the entire byte.<|eor|><|sor|>Backspaces will help op rectify his mistakes. That isn't good practice for beginners as they might get used to it and be relient on using the backspace. Hope you understand.<|eor|><|sor|>Every backspace spanks your ass with a paddle. May start off kinky but you get over it quickly and suddenly programming quite literally becomes a pain in the ass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | salvoilmiosi | h1fn609 | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>What is bar?<|eor|><|sor|>An array of 5 pointers to function pointers of int returning char \*const
Something like:
`typedef char *const (*fn_ptr)(int);`
`fn_ptr *bar[5];`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | IHeartBadCode | h1fo7ob | <|sols|><|sot|>Trying to learn C<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lhny6673kn471.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`char * const (*(* const bar)[5])(int)`
This isn't even my final form!!<|eor|><|sor|>What is bar?<|eor|><|sor|>If you ever need help, [here's a tool](https://cdecl.org/?q=char+*+const+%28*%28*+const+bar%29%5B5%5D%29%28int%29).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | from_the_east | ywm97j | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,297 |
programmerhumor | Citizen-11 | iwkc9do | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,426 |
programmerhumor | doktorhladnjak | iwkd5ov | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other people. Thats the toughest part.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,834 |
programmerhumor | i_should_be_coding | iwkd96o | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,138 |
programmerhumor | Remicaster1 | iwkitvi | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I've been struggling to center a div for 3 years but dude built Twitter in 8-9 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,001 |
programmerhumor | Boris-Lip | iwkdtrd | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,953 |
programmerhumor | you90000 | iwkbk1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Try debugging someone else's code base<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,800 |
programmerhumor | toddyk | iwkfb2n | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunning-Kruger<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,445 |
programmerhumor | RanththeExplorer | iwkfnck | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>And they can train up new ones in a week and a half.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,941 |
programmerhumor | Adrian_F | iwkl0sb | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>To quote Martin Fowler:
> Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,673 |
programmerhumor | Kirk8829 | iwkm9gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Try debugging someone else's code base<|eor|><|sor|>I cry debugging my own code base from an older project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,457 |
programmerhumor | zachtheperson | iwkbpse | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Kind of like when you hear someone say "Lazy game dev." You just immediately know ~~they're~~ their knowledge is *maybe* a single YouTube video, and the rest is pure Dunning-Kruger.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,340 |
programmerhumor | Jeramus | iwkl6e4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other people. Thats the toughest part.<|eor|><|sor|>"hey, guys, can I get an estimate on this?"
*hands over a two line description ticket*<|eor|><|sor|>You get two lines? Sometimes I just get a vague reference to a feature from some other piece of software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,272 |
programmerhumor | ThatsOneSpicyTaco | iwkwy0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Damn I've been struggling to center a div for 3 years but dude built Twitter in 8-9 days<|eor|><|sor|>Did you try it in incognito?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 947 |
programmerhumor | slowmovinglettuce | iwkpewy | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Coding isn't easy. And coding is the easiest part of the job. Creating a code base that is ~~extensive~~ extensible, maintainable, and reusable. That's the toughest part of the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Dealing with other people. Thats the toughest part.<|eor|><|sor|>"hey, guys, can I get an estimate on this?"
*hands over a two line description ticket*<|eor|><|sor|>You get two lines? Sometimes I just get a vague reference to a feature from some other piece of software.<|eor|><|sor|>I once got an email with a screenshot of my UI that says "this is bugged" with no explanation as to what was broken.
There's a reason why developers begin to hate their users.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 902 |
programmerhumor | jgames09 | iwkmauu | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why, why people that don't know shit are always this confident?<|eor|><|sor|>Dunning-Kruger<|eor|><|sor|>If I ever met a genie, my first wish would be to get rid of D-K<|eor|><|sor|>Congrats, Donkey Kong is gone<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 878 |
programmerhumor | thebatmanandrobin | iwkbapv | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yup!! Couldn't agree more!!! That's why I've had such an easy time finding even a Jr. level "engineer" to handle the simple things like "write this simple PHP function that hooks into this C++ code that uses the MySQL C library that calls specific sproc's to handle real time data analysis to ensure the system is not only efficient, but doesn't cost the company boat loads of money in data transaction fees".
Totally easy!! Super simple!! Anyone can pick up that shit in less than 9 days no problem!! Hell, only 20% of what I do is actually needed to run my company, so fuck it, I'll just get drunk 80% of the time!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | RosieAndSquishy | iwkfi05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Kind of like when you hear someone say "Lazy game dev." You just immediately know ~~they're~~ their knowledge is *maybe* a single YouTube video, and the rest is pure Dunning-Kruger.<|eor|><|sor|>You can immediately tell how much game dev experience someone has based on how they critique things. There are such an absurd amount of people who criticize programmers taking too long to fix/change things or criticizing bugs appearing that truly think programming is as simple as
if bugs = true {
bugs = false
}
But if you actually showed 99% of those people even the basics of programming they'd get lost. Don't even get me started on if you showed those people even a **basic** enemy AI
It pisses me off when I see people get upset with game devs because they didn't fix a bug in a weeks time, especially when said bug is rare or hard to replicate. Outside of general difficulties with fixing some bugs, there's pushing updates through different levels in the company. A dev can't just fix a bug and then release a patch then and there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | archiminos | iwktnrn | <|sols|><|sot|>Coding Is Not That Hard.....<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/191sp9bfe90a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Guys, I think the remaining engineers at Twitter just need to quit.
It's fine. Elon's got this. He did a code back in the day.<|eor|><|sor|>And they can train up new ones in a week and a half.<|eor|><|sor|>God, I remember meeting an asshole who was explaining to me how easy it is to make money in games. "Just give them $10,000 and they can make a game in a month. Boom. Money made!". I tried explaining to him how many people it actually took and what salaries were, but he just kept talking over me and calling me stupid. I've literally been making games for over 30 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | Mickspad | oa8chw | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,297 |
programmerhumor | boboprobo | h3g0pju | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,499 |
programmerhumor | j-random | h3g6ao9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Successful exit should be `CHEERS CUNT`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,618 |
programmerhumor | -Manu_ | h3ga90d | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Cunt" censored<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,735 |
programmerhumor | HiPoojan | h3g6qyi | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>OI CUNT IMPORT YA CLASS FIRST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 811 |
programmerhumor | kiwidog8 | h3g8ju1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>Took me a second <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | GregTheMad | h3gxtnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Successful exit should be `CHEERS CUNT`<|eor|><|sor|>"bail" should be used to throw and exception.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | sakshamnagpal | h3fwrdk | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>If x > 2^32:
raise FarOutError<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | deceze | h3g95lz | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>OI CUNT IMPORT YA CLASS FIRST<|eor|><|sor|> IMPOHT ME_CLASS
====
Strewth! Coulnt get a visa for <ME_CLASS>, cunt!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 536 |
programmerhumor | deceze | h3fzoit | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|> YA RECKON X
RETAHN YEAHNAH
EELS
RETAHN NAHYEAH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 470 |
programmerhumor | boboprobo | h3fxk8i | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Strewth! Fuck-up on line 232. Fix it, fuckwit.
Edit: Just noticed my fuck-up lol<|eor|><|sor|>"Syntax bugger up"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | htmlra | h3ggear | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>In the tradition of C and C++, it should be called C***<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Cunt" censored<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"thanks" Spanish<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | GardenChickenPen | h3gacb6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>I want this to be a language pls someone hear me plead<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | fuckwit_ | h3g6afp | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>Strewth! Fuck-up on line 232. Fix it, fuckwit.
Edit: Just noticed my fuck-up lol<|eor|><|sor|>Shit. Thx for pointing it out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | c0d3w1ck | h3gnce9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Australian Programming Language<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bxvnc7xyi7871.png<|eol|><|sor|>If x > 2^32:
raise FarOutError<|eor|><|sor|>If x/0 raise DownUnderError<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | AnotherRichard827379 | jji4u6 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,234 |
programmerhumor | charlzandre | gacx5iz | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is only one line in comic sans<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,527 |
programmerhumor | bobcat009 | gacy0c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every company saying they're Big Data is also like every teenager claiming to have a Big Dick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,366 |
programmerhumor | propostor | gad0aun | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskeekers, employers and admin. It was a big fucking thing, and it still exists to this day.
So anyway I met this guy at a bar, about 50 something years old, and we talk about professions etc. I tell him about the website I've worked on.
"Ah the easy stuff", he says, in a highly derogatory tone. "Just a bit of javascript, html, css, sheesh"
He then tells me he works in finance and 'big data'.
Man it fucking shook me. I was still sort of new to programming, and it's true I had only done web work, but I was pretty damn sure that the stuff I had done was a fucking hell of a lot more than "the easy stuff". So I asked him about what 'big data' he had worked on, with genuine curiousity.
I have a physics degree so I can handle heavy mathematics with ease. I was ready for a fascinating conversation about data science and advanced programming. Instead, all I got was hand-wavy answers, given in such an annoying, perfectly worded way that it wasn't possible to ever call him out on it. Remember, my experience was only in web stuff, so even though I could sense clearly that this guy was a charlatan, I had absolutely no intellectual foundation with which to reveal this guy's bullshit.
So anyway the conversation went on for another half an hour and I was internally feeling absolutely fucking outraged about how this guy would so brazenly belittle my professional work, then display no intellectual nuance or depth when talking about his own apparently superior work, in "big data".
I got home and did a bit of research on the guy (the foreigner circles in China are not that big, it's pretty easy to find things out about people).
Turns out that this guy, this "big data programmer in finance" was actually no more than a boot camp certified wannabe in his late 50s trying to stay relevant with the cool kids.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 858 |
programmerhumor | pimezone | gad1gly | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone claims they have Bigger Data, than others.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | fat_charizard | gad00ax | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also everyone should be protecting their sensitive data, but no one is using protection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | Eudu | gad3uwg | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskeekers, employers and admin. It was a big fucking thing, and it still exists to this day.
So anyway I met this guy at a bar, about 50 something years old, and we talk about professions etc. I tell him about the website I've worked on.
"Ah the easy stuff", he says, in a highly derogatory tone. "Just a bit of javascript, html, css, sheesh"
He then tells me he works in finance and 'big data'.
Man it fucking shook me. I was still sort of new to programming, and it's true I had only done web work, but I was pretty damn sure that the stuff I had done was a fucking hell of a lot more than "the easy stuff". So I asked him about what 'big data' he had worked on, with genuine curiousity.
I have a physics degree so I can handle heavy mathematics with ease. I was ready for a fascinating conversation about data science and advanced programming. Instead, all I got was hand-wavy answers, given in such an annoying, perfectly worded way that it wasn't possible to ever call him out on it. Remember, my experience was only in web stuff, so even though I could sense clearly that this guy was a charlatan, I had absolutely no intellectual foundation with which to reveal this guy's bullshit.
So anyway the conversation went on for another half an hour and I was internally feeling absolutely fucking outraged about how this guy would so brazenly belittle my professional work, then display no intellectual nuance or depth when talking about his own apparently superior work, in "big data".
I got home and did a bit of research on the guy (the foreigner circles in China are not that big, it's pretty easy to find things out about people).
Turns out that this guy, this "big data programmer in finance" was actually no more than a boot camp certified wannabe in his late 50s trying to stay relevant with the cool kids.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah? Well, I work with... with **Great** Data!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Llujoo | gad5dld | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is only one line in comic sans<|eor|><|sor|>Comic sans is the new *italic*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | suresh | gad8l55 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskeekers, employers and admin. It was a big fucking thing, and it still exists to this day.
So anyway I met this guy at a bar, about 50 something years old, and we talk about professions etc. I tell him about the website I've worked on.
"Ah the easy stuff", he says, in a highly derogatory tone. "Just a bit of javascript, html, css, sheesh"
He then tells me he works in finance and 'big data'.
Man it fucking shook me. I was still sort of new to programming, and it's true I had only done web work, but I was pretty damn sure that the stuff I had done was a fucking hell of a lot more than "the easy stuff". So I asked him about what 'big data' he had worked on, with genuine curiousity.
I have a physics degree so I can handle heavy mathematics with ease. I was ready for a fascinating conversation about data science and advanced programming. Instead, all I got was hand-wavy answers, given in such an annoying, perfectly worded way that it wasn't possible to ever call him out on it. Remember, my experience was only in web stuff, so even though I could sense clearly that this guy was a charlatan, I had absolutely no intellectual foundation with which to reveal this guy's bullshit.
So anyway the conversation went on for another half an hour and I was internally feeling absolutely fucking outraged about how this guy would so brazenly belittle my professional work, then display no intellectual nuance or depth when talking about his own apparently superior work, in "big data".
I got home and did a bit of research on the guy (the foreigner circles in China are not that big, it's pretty easy to find things out about people).
Turns out that this guy, this "big data programmer in finance" was actually no more than a boot camp certified wannabe in his late 50s trying to stay relevant with the cool kids.<|eor|><|sor|>My mother introduced me to her new 50ish year old boyfriend over Christmas in front of my whole family.
I had just completed a bachelor's in Computer Science and had a job lined up. He was asking me all kinds of nonsensical technical questions in front of my entire extended family.
It was super uncomfortable because everything he asked was totally bullshit and I was trying to answer in a way that made me sound knowledgeable, but also not completely shit on him and make it awkward.
The one that stuck out and I'll always remember:
"you ever written any app code?"
"Yes I have a small project on the google play store actually"
"What format? MPEG? JPEG?"
".............APK"
"AH! very nice"
""
Told my mom that he's full of shit, she said she could tell, never saw him again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | _PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ | gad5e0e | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it fits on one harddrive then its not big data.
Edit: for supposed programmers y'all suck at Boolean algebra.
(A B) =/= (A B)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | jackybeau | gacvfo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I want my company to look at the medical history of people over 7 feet tall. Does this count as big data ?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | KaktusManCz | gad6ev2 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Every company saying they're Big Data is also like every teenager claiming to have a Big Dick.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>wait<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | AbstinenceWorks | gad5tv3 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskeekers, employers and admin. It was a big fucking thing, and it still exists to this day.
So anyway I met this guy at a bar, about 50 something years old, and we talk about professions etc. I tell him about the website I've worked on.
"Ah the easy stuff", he says, in a highly derogatory tone. "Just a bit of javascript, html, css, sheesh"
He then tells me he works in finance and 'big data'.
Man it fucking shook me. I was still sort of new to programming, and it's true I had only done web work, but I was pretty damn sure that the stuff I had done was a fucking hell of a lot more than "the easy stuff". So I asked him about what 'big data' he had worked on, with genuine curiousity.
I have a physics degree so I can handle heavy mathematics with ease. I was ready for a fascinating conversation about data science and advanced programming. Instead, all I got was hand-wavy answers, given in such an annoying, perfectly worded way that it wasn't possible to ever call him out on it. Remember, my experience was only in web stuff, so even though I could sense clearly that this guy was a charlatan, I had absolutely no intellectual foundation with which to reveal this guy's bullshit.
So anyway the conversation went on for another half an hour and I was internally feeling absolutely fucking outraged about how this guy would so brazenly belittle my professional work, then display no intellectual nuance or depth when talking about his own apparently superior work, in "big data".
I got home and did a bit of research on the guy (the foreigner circles in China are not that big, it's pretty easy to find things out about people).
Turns out that this guy, this "big data programmer in finance" was actually no more than a boot camp certified wannabe in his late 50s trying to stay relevant with the cool kids.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh yeah? Well, I work with... with **Great** Data!<|eor|><|sor|>The greatest data. No one does data better than me. Believe me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | propostor | gad99xm | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll never forget the absolute charlatan I once met when working in China. At my friend's company, I single handedly wrote a whole online jobs platform, complete with three separate dashboards for jobskeekers, employers and admin. It was a big fucking thing, and it still exists to this day.
So anyway I met this guy at a bar, about 50 something years old, and we talk about professions etc. I tell him about the website I've worked on.
"Ah the easy stuff", he says, in a highly derogatory tone. "Just a bit of javascript, html, css, sheesh"
He then tells me he works in finance and 'big data'.
Man it fucking shook me. I was still sort of new to programming, and it's true I had only done web work, but I was pretty damn sure that the stuff I had done was a fucking hell of a lot more than "the easy stuff". So I asked him about what 'big data' he had worked on, with genuine curiousity.
I have a physics degree so I can handle heavy mathematics with ease. I was ready for a fascinating conversation about data science and advanced programming. Instead, all I got was hand-wavy answers, given in such an annoying, perfectly worded way that it wasn't possible to ever call him out on it. Remember, my experience was only in web stuff, so even though I could sense clearly that this guy was a charlatan, I had absolutely no intellectual foundation with which to reveal this guy's bullshit.
So anyway the conversation went on for another half an hour and I was internally feeling absolutely fucking outraged about how this guy would so brazenly belittle my professional work, then display no intellectual nuance or depth when talking about his own apparently superior work, in "big data".
I got home and did a bit of research on the guy (the foreigner circles in China are not that big, it's pretty easy to find things out about people).
Turns out that this guy, this "big data programmer in finance" was actually no more than a boot camp certified wannabe in his late 50s trying to stay relevant with the cool kids.<|eor|><|sor|>My mother introduced me to her new 50ish year old boyfriend over Christmas in front of my whole family.
I had just completed a bachelor's in Computer Science and had a job lined up. He was asking me all kinds of nonsensical technical questions in front of my entire extended family.
It was super uncomfortable because everything he asked was totally bullshit and I was trying to answer in a way that made me sound knowledgeable, but also not completely shit on him and make it awkward.
The one that stuck out and I'll always remember:
"you ever written any app code?"
"Yes I have a small project on the google play store actually"
"What format? MPEG? JPEG?"
".............APK"
"AH! very nice"
""
Told my mom that he's full of shit, she said she could tell, never saw him again.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god that mpeg jpeg part made me physically feel my insides curl into an embarrassed ball.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Hyperwizard42 | gadddc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>These professors need to slow tf down.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gzr4u6fvrv51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also everyone should be protecting their sensitive data, but no one is using protection<|eor|><|sor|>No, its fine. If the CEO says the word cybersecurity the correct numbers of times all hackers will just magically vanish.<|eor|><|sor|>Well technically hacking is illegal so there is no hacking allowed, as it is against the law<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | FlyCodeHQ | y1z1wq | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36,217 |
programmerhumor | Lulurennt | is01flj | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,113 |
programmerhumor | SlimLamie | is0ebbb | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,913 |
programmerhumor | johnakisk0700 | is0dm6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When you do a create-react-app and that shit has warnings on it its normal for people to feel like this is a shit warning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programmerhumor | kingpiss | is0qijt | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | Lulurennt | is0o88k | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When you do a create-react-app and that shit has warnings on it its normal for people to feel like this is a shit warning.<|eor|><|sor|>I copied that warning from a fresh create react app project lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | StEaLtHmAn_1 | is0puzj | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my place of work, we aren't allowed to use 3rd party libraries. But I help maintain several internal libraries.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | llagerlof | is0r8kw | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, developers need paying money to use libraries?<|eor|><|sor|>In 90's open source wasn't strong as today, and the best libraries were paid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 380 |
programmerhumor | albertowtf | is0nm2q | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>> npm install is-even is-odd is-number<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | yo_yo_dude001 | is0n6mb | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, developers need paying money to use libraries?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | keru45 | is0ingl | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>90% of us cant even be bothered to go through the readme first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | Uncommented-Code | is0yyuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At my place of work, we aren't allowed to use 3rd party libraries. But I help maintain several internal libraries.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds a bit tedious when you could achieve the same result with less effort using checked packages/libraries on a private server onsite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | knoland | is0ljrq | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nothing feels more powerful than ignoring the warnings after the install
```
8 high severity vulnerabilities found
To address all issues (including breaking changes), run:
npm audit fix force
```<|eor|><|sor|>When you do a create-react-app and that shit has warnings on it its normal for people to feel like this is a shit warning.<|eor|><|sor|>In their defense, the warnings tend to be for dev dependencies, and the security vulnerabilities only apply when running it in a production environment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | blastedt | is2b0c7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>this guy makes shitloads of bogus dependencies to make his github look good, he also made a package for every ansi color and is_odd depends on is_number. then he goes and makes PRs to make popular packages like webpack use his packages so that he can get huge downloads. really shitty imo and i hope he stops<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | jasminUwU6 | is1lqi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>
Import is_even from 'is_even'
export default function is_odd(num) {
if (is_even(num)) {
return false
} return true
}
Edit: idk how to format code on reddit<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>```
return is_false(is_even(num));
```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Bro-tatoChip | is0wf63 | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>pretty sure is_even is a dependency for is_odd lmao<|eor|><|sor|>
Import is_even from 'is_even'
export default function is_odd(num) {
if (is_even(num)) {
return false
} return true
}
Edit: idk how to format code on reddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | edave64 | is0hgzy | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Genuinely dont understand. Have we not been using each others code since forever?<|eor|><|sor|>Back then, we didn't have dependency management. So we were blind to the amount of outdated dependencies we included<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | mondie797 | is0q5yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Things change with time<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iz5mpbbsdct91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>npm install is-even is-odd<|eor|><|sor|>Just googled this. Can't believe this is real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
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