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I like it.. I like it a lot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if jesus was resurrected again i would vote for him", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@AsdaServiceTeam imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though 👊🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "everyone pls stop shooting fireworks my dog is scared :(", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Only 65 days until baby girl is due 😀 but on the other hand SHIT ONLY 65 DAYS UNTIL SHES DUE!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@futboIjacob @LFC @Thiago6 It literally says in the article that he’s expected back next week.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Discover more of Maranda Ridgway's greeting cards created for @thortful. https://t.co/yE0xkrmycK - thinking of sending a #greetingscard for #Easter?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I was getting overwhelmed like \"I have so much to do idk where to start\" but then I remembered that doing something was better than doing nothing so I just started doing something and I think that was really responsible of me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Repeatedly saying “I’m the least racist person in this room” is a great indication that you are racist #Debates2020", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "our waitress at dinner tonight complimented my muscles so i guess you could say i’ve made it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "never drinking again", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I was OK until Jac got emotional #HolbyCity 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love when I learn about stuff I've apparently done and said from people😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I need the weekends to stop being like 20 minutes long.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2 minutes into the book and I already hate the main character. Lovely", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Petition to call erections social dickstanding", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@DuncanEdwards03 @PoliticsForAlI Well I doubt they're trying to smash the doors in to change the regulation of cough medicine.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I love online shopping because if I am physically in a store and an employee even looks at me I will immediately leave.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Powerful. I was diagnosed with PTSD 1 year ago, now I’m about to move to a new state alone & feeling fearless. Take back your power https://t.co/MSacXYs9FI", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Vaccine dose 1. Thank you, science.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "shut the hell up https://t.co/QeOnvsraNM", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Forgive them for you, not for them", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ugh I have to send an email??? how about I just quit!!!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "naming my son onickolas in honor of my love for @NICKIMINAJ", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Throwback to when I answered the phone at work with “thank you for calling Courtney! My name is principal” wow I love myself", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "For a good laugh, follow me over on @vsheltonsports to see my best attempt at covering sports business news for class this semester.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Someone on reddit the other day said that I 'ooze enby energy' and I've been riding that high for the whole weekend.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sick of being healthy already pissing like a racehorse !! Keep Well hydrated Han 4th litre of water 💧💦", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Harder and Ji have carried this team today", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my grandpa has covid so i made a lil care package with his fave snacks and a big blanket. he’s vaccinated and it’s still hitting him hard. i’m really sick and tired of the my body my choice mentality behind anti vaxxers bc it’s not just your body you’re making a choice for. god.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The amount of silence I’ve seen surrounding the topic of Palestine from some of my followers is concerning.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "absolutely love waking up to the fire alarm at 7 am 😍", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "#SpaceX is incredible. For all the problems in the world, the pursuit of discovery and doing things that have never been done before warms my heart! 🚀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's been so lovely to see the world in blue and green and gold again this afternoon after a week or more of endless grey. Sunshine, I have missed you.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "J&J update: arms and back have been sore/aching all day and went through some pretty intense fever chills last night. Would do again 100x over in a heartbeat.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“The more you toot the more you poop” -my 6 yo nephew", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There’s nothing more empowering than a new phone case", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Couldn't be prouder today. Well done to every student who got their GCSEs this morning after 18 months that would challenge anyone in history, at any stage in their lives. The teachers did an amazing job. #GCSEresults2021 #GCSEresults", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My favorite thing is that literally ONLY my @Walmart says I have to have a prescription for syringes that I've been getting OTC for years. This is the kind of shit diabetics are facing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the most embarrassing thing ever just happened to me oh my god\nwaiting at the les schwab tire for my tire to get repaired and they just drove my car up about 15 feet away from me and my phone connected to the bluetooth and i heard my car start BLASTING barbie tingz by nicki minaj", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I do embroidery on tote bags and jumpers over on my depop for cheap prices please go check it out would mean the world to me! 🧡#depop #embroidery #totebags @depop @bethanyj_ on depop 🦋 https://t.co/vmxbMXQs4a", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm literally out here trading eggs for potatoes\n\nDay 1 in our new dystopian society is going well #coronavirusUK #coronavirus", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "really wanna show the amish an air fryer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "USA is turning into the 40-something uncle who turns up to the wedding reception, gets drunk & takes the mic from the band to sing Sweet Caroline, but gets all the words wrong.\n\nHighly entertaining but a total fucking train wreck that you’re glad you don’t have to see more often.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@NRA Number one lesson: 20 years on and we still have enemies. Test this against ANY 20 year span in our history. Resist those who will dominate you!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At the point in my life where my body keeps developing new allergies. My metabolism has slowed, hangovers are no joke anymore, and now I can't eat several of my favorite fruits. Screw wrinkles, this is the reason why people are afraid of getting old", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Watched 127 hours... Kinda reminded me of this one time I got a bad splinter. Writing a book about it now, hit me up for an autographed copy", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Can cats wear nail polish", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I hope the woman I saw driving a motorcycle wearing a semi-formal dress and cheetah print stilettos has a nice day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sitting next to the world's loudest mouth-breather on the first day of class did a really good job of demystifying grad school for me today", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Is spunk a slur?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I think this is growing up...I never watch vh1 or MTV anymore, only hgtv and the food network...oh and of course SVU", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This tennis is hilariously fantastic to watch. So many finals are tight, cagey, error-strewn affairs. Not this one. #raducanufernandez #USOpen2021", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinking of getting a tattoo that says “enough” both affirming that I am enough while also suggesting I’ve had enough", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PONOS_EN Tankful for my 20+90 Tank Cat", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Something about being up late and seeing #Toonami trending satisfied a weird nostalgic longing in me I didn’t expect", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "All the shade i have been hearing about Ben Platt being unbelievable as a teenager in the @DearEvanHansen movie boggles me. Does nobody have any memories of Grease??? Name 1 actor on that film who believably looked high school age!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Out for brunch with my number 1 favourite @shaketheglitterrrr! Going all in with sourdough waffle and homemade bacon for hangover times. Nice to see head chef @paddy_chef getting to have Sunday morning off too! Lovely garden spot too @miss_amy_corbin! https://t.co/1zFFFXpIsV https://t.co/56nnUoIHXH", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love when I start choking on my water in my 8 person class", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My mouth while drunk….. unstoppable", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why am I obsessed with Frozen 2 😳", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every once in a while, I still forget that Tatiana Maslany isn't multiple people. #OrphanBlack", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every episode of Curious George ever: the humans inexplicably leave a chimpanzee in charge of something important, wacky hijinks ensue.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes I just go through my phone and look at pictures of my dog", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I was today years old when I learned what Ricky Martin looks like.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "To be honest- I’d sell my soul if it meant my dog could live forever 💕🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my washer and dryer be hitting the VOCALS for no absolute reason", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ThomasCabaret84 @MicrobiomDigest @raoult_didier Surely you’re not suggesting that their own thorough investigation of their own suspected <fraud> (which found no evidence for said <fraud>) was carried out with anything but the very highest levels of integrity? Seems completely legit to me…", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@lordmelbury2 Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured (Arctic Monkeys), which could also be included in a separate question of songs that include the title only once in the lyrics", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My husband got his first Pfizer vaccine today! So glad he’s finally able to get it!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So I can go the pub have a meal, go to the cinema, hairdressers and a shopping spree, yet won’t be allowed to see family/friends@& them meet my newborn baby?? 🤯🤯🤔🤔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Cicadas are fucking ugly and I’ve had the misfortune of seeing one at eye level two times this summer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Joey the genius! I wish i was as brainy as him #towie", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Happy to be part of the team! https://t.co/ardpGl0M9p", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The day I’ve bought my own house & had an instant boiling water tap fitted is when I’ll know I’ve made it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "RIP John Hughes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "AD | The ease of putting up and taking down the awning along with the extra space and the children wanting to sleep in it really did make all the difference.\nRead the full article: Olpro Cocoon Breeze inflatable drive away campervan awning review [AD]\n▸ https://t.co/OsUyfI74Gj https://t.co/2hjXefaTmr", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the worst thing about coffee is that it looks so nice and then you drink it and it just isnt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@HawleyMO Please DO YOUR JOB or resign. Enough is enough.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just read Annie on My Mind for the first time…🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "FCAS ✔️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It would be a real shame if people shared this around and filled it with fake info. People should definitely not do that 😉\nhttps://t.co/Px7dYqjh3I", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "crying on the toilet", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "officially tapping out of the single market of the EU and I don’t think Taylor is releasing anything tonight :/", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I think the corn should be part of the game, let the players chase balls into the corn field! #FieldOfDreamsGame 🌽🌽🌽", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "all i do is kiss my kitty on the forehead and tell her how much i love her", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "finding my bliss (muting people’s instagram stories)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy birthday to me. I got pinged and can't leave the house 🥰🤡", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If you don't eat meat, or just fancy a meatless meal, I'd recommend this, it's delicious. I made it last night and as there are two of us and lots of pie we're having it again tonight. # vegetarian https://t.co/LfUE5kx8CR", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nandos I don’t believe you. Something has happened behind closed doors!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@fishy_lo @OfficialPLT_CS @OfficialPLT Why type of lube did you order? I may have extra in my detached garage", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "its too many bugs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yaaaaay ordered my cap, gown, and hood ☺️🎓", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me taking my time and turning in my assignment last minute so my awful professor has no chance of getting ahead on grading: https://t.co/WUWqgbEfvP", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "that moment when a winter storm keeps people at home more than the pandemic has.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone not know Prince Harry got engaged? I don’t think there’s been enough in the news about it.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Another day, another elementary math equation that people are arguing the answer in the comments on my Facebook feed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bill and Melinda Gates foundation announces #billions to fund fight against #Corona \n🙏🏻 it comes ASAP https://t.co/VXdAVfOSnp", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you get a automatic car do you have to do a driving test again . 🚗🚙", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love the feeling of not studying enough and studying too much. There is never a middle ground during final season of law school", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My new apartment in the city is across the street from an old cemetery. How Phoebe Bridgers of me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@gough_hayden This art is giving me Mario Strikers Charged concept art vibes. This is really nice!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not telling anyone how I voted in case it doesn't come true #EUref", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i will fully support whoever the democratic nominee is. however. the “bernie bro’s” are some of the most stubborn democrats/progressives out there. seriously just get over yourself. stop bashing candidates who aren’t even in the race anymore.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Halloween is coming very soon which means parties like crazy. No matter who you are, DO NOT drink anything if you don’t know exactly what it is or it has been unopened. People do not have your best interest in mind, so everyone please be safe and aware!! 🧡💛", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Their website doesn't seem to mention Axa nor Thales, unless contained within a PDF or media file.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@joanne1894 @chillimac63 I haven’t said anything in regards to the case, the allegations, the crime.\n\nI honestly have no idea how you’ve drawn that conclusion.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Absolutely LOVE spider season! I love crying in fear. I love not being able to sleep. I love people telling me that I'm being ridiculous. I love hearing \"it's not gonna hurt ye\". I love using every orange peel, conker and peppermint oil known to man. I love fear. 😑", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "and even though all the bullshit, by GOD am I thankful I am a woman.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "have a listen, download it for whatever overly-specific amount you think it's worth, and if you remember the original, have a think about how far we've all come since those sweaty pub gig days. And like and RT and all that good stuff 😚", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Piers Morgan getting grief for his comments on silver and bronze medals.\n\nBut, ask the average person to name 10 British Olympians and they’ll rattle off 10 gold medalists.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why is everyone moving to Hawaii did I miss something", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just had a flashback about a boy and nearly threw up in my mouth", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I'm inviting you to join AttaPoll. Get paid to take surveys. Download the app here: https://t.co/rOp5NccK4h", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Rindian1st @FlyingCryptos Yes please let us know. I am interested in buying some LTC", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i know i’m going through it when i can’t even fake tan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm the highest I'll ever be on 420 in my life! I'm on an airplane duh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "this just in: phobias CAN be chosen and you CAN get rid of them by just not being scared! 🥰 /s", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I don’t want to see makeup reviews of a brand new mascara. Show me the 20th time you’ve worn it. Even the worst mascara looks good when it’s fresh.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#NakedForMonstaX\n@OfficialMonstaX \nThis is a great hashtag 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "been in college for 3 weeks and learned that I've been experiencing the educational form of racism my whole life and that im probably dyslexic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Surely I’m not the only one who was disappointed by that ending... #Bodyguard", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Had no idea Deliciously Ella was in the Zac Efron documentaries on Netflix!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The fair-weather fans in all of these threads. Wake up call. Fleury is a human being. Surprise!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Finding out my internship keeps Coke products stocked in every kitchen on every floor nearly made me cry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my mom just called the spatula, an “egg flipper”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Friendly reminder you’re not vegan if you swallow cum", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I picked next year's musical already...Electro City. Obvious choice.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "https://t.co/jpgi5N4U9C", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The last paper I wrote as an undergrad was whether I believed math was created or discovered. I wrote two papers, one defending each, and I still don’t know which I submitted. https://t.co/1KSB5xWxji", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just because its 27 degrees outside doesn't mean I won't pretend its 7 degrees so I can wrap up in blankets, drink autumn coffee, put candles on and think about all things spooky", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dad: \"are ya sending any of those boys from 5soz (wtf is a 5soz dad) a valentines gift?\" \nme: yes dad yes i am cuz im dating all of them duh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love shoegaze sm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "so @thevaccines really knocked it out of the park on this album. there are not enough words that can describe how much i love BILC. i could spend forever inside of it 🖤", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Little NTA rundown coming at you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "so woke up this morning and have missed my first lecture already lol BUT I did leave myself a chicken nugget to wake up to", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me: You know, for someone with chronic anxiety I think I'm dealing with this pandemic quite well.\n\nAlso me: Wow, I forgot how good a freshly shaved undercut feels!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "After being mom shamed because my two and a half year old wasn't going on the potty, she indicated it was her time. She has 100% record, goes without being prompted, and pulls up and down her own panties. Don't let anyone make you feel less.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Will pessi sign for man city", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Loving the fresh trim @moneyboxteam. Looking fresh! My projections look even better now! https://t.co/4f2o2wrLYZ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pharmacy Benefit Managers are the first line of defense against rising drug costs. Unnecessary and burdensome government regulations make it harder for them to save you money. @WiltonSimpson @ChrisSprowls", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Raging debate on the importance of an Orlando Magic Summer League Championship. Definitely a notch below 6 if decided by coin flip. https://t.co/LG0VRwkrKO", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "#MAFSUK Bob, what a lad, showing absolute class when shit on like that, wasn’t a match so shouldn’t be too gutted but even so, 👏🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Another great day in the office! Happy to be working with @HeyItsEbb and @Sicarius_Matt #softwaredevelopment #webdevelopment #Motivated #tech #Businesses https://t.co/h59QAZ7sEG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@isekaimusician @desi_guardiola @FutbolBible @Yajmal13 This is a myth actually. It can't happen . But certainly you can choke on vomit so it's important to clear airways", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My new favorite thing to do while teaching this insect ecology course is to make a stupid mistake, like posting the wrong zoom link or uploading the wrong assignment, and then say\"can you believe I almost have my PhD??\" to my students. They cannot, folks.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Enjoy the bars and vineyards✌🏻\nMake sure to send postcards to the people dying in your local hospitals. I’m sure they’ll be glad you’re not bored anymore", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "getting into a high speed chase with the cops but using my turn signals in accordance with the law the whole time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@wearescientists I have checked your website, where is this?! It looks like a ruse and this has made me sad as I *need* it for my new baby to match my #smokingcat top. 😭😭\nPlease help! #coolestvestever https://t.co/YsBdNqvwlr", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "extremely dangerous of chicago style to give the illusion that what i'm writing is mature and sophisticated simply because it has footnotes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wish I could stop ordering clothes when I have nowhere to wear them :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why do people keep posting TikToks with their HEADPHONE WIRES ALL KNOTTED????? I CAN NOT COPE WITH THIS, why wouldn’t you sort out that wirey mess pls🥺🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just been told I need to resit a piece of coursework, it's due on the 15th! And I go on holiday on the 10th! Fml!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Embraced the fact I'm becoming an old woman and ordered myself a knee pillow for bed. I can't wait to wake up without hip pain 😌", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do people with clear skin feel accomplished?? superior??? comfortable in their own skin???? what’s that like lmfao", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@elisekumar @nato_ally Yeah, I feel super out of whack emotionally/sensorily when I'm starting to come down with something, and that's basically what your body thinks is going on at the moment, so... checks out. Hopefully at least knowing what's happening makes it easier to be gentle with yourself.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Torialou78 My excellent photography skills! :p lmao!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's only now that I'm seriously trying to save that I'm regretting treating myself to something new almost every week last year for just surviving my first few terms of teaching 💸💸💸", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Regardless of what's happening between Reddit and Robinhood, I hope we can all agree that Elon Musk should shut up now and forever.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "everytime i swipe through bumble when i’m bored i just get sad that no one has the same complex interests as me….rude 😤🙄 /j", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "so many people pressed that italy won sorry eurovision belongs to the bisexuals now x #Eurovision", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Animaniacs on netflix! Amazing!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Since the election is tomorrow, here is a reminder that many people's social media feeds are political bubbles that reflect their own viewpoints. The world at large is not the same as the online world. Don't treat them the same way.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why does the commentator keep calling Adrian, Alisson?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don't worry, even if you weren't born 60+ years ago, that doesn't mean you can't still be a Boomer.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i was the type of kid who would just collect and sit on millions of coins or currency in video games because not having that stability made me incredibly anxious and my roommate said i should start seeing my therapist again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people who advocate for an edit button haven’t really thought about how disastrous that would be", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“Dad where did you watch the World Cup in 1966?” “I watched it on my own in my bedroom with a pigeon”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "an 8 year old just complimented my shoes in passing, what does that mean", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Maybe if I watched suits in year 12 I’d be studying law rn", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It’s really very selfish of Silverstone to be saying the 2022 Grand Prix is 1/7-3/7 cause my holiday year starts on 1/7 and I would have to use a day of this years holiday allowance to go. I should have been consulted really 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the christmas clothes in able sisters🥺 why are they so cute, i’ve just spent about 10 mins going in and out of the changing room to get everything 🎄💛", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hey @phoebe_bridgers i’m free tomorrow btw. The 14th. I’m free on the 14th. Tomorrow. fyi😃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It is absolutely not a good idea to rewatch the series finale of The Office just weeks away from graduating college 😬😭😫", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hi", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m still confused about DaBaby’s point? Like would you have said “everybody without cancer out your lighters up”??? like what sir https://t.co/EqcbAEkIJM", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "After 22 hours of travelling, it’s so nice to be home🥰", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i just overheard this bunch of children behind me yell “DON’T LOOK AT THE ENDERMAN”……internally yelling as an mcyt mod", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@trpalomo Those boots must be tasty for how much they're choking on 'em 💀", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "All I've done this summer is binge watch The Office and Friends 🙃🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "🤙🏼 https://t.co/bbhd4Bwonn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hey twitter, how do you twitter now a days.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pironkova: it’s just a game. Serena: I am the game", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve actually given myself an angry headache reading all this shit today, I’m so upset at how we’ve allowed Meghan (and others) to be treated. 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You’re doing just fine.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "reading academic writing with the theoretical framework of being a hater", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Joelxclusive Have seen better acting on Casualty 🙈", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lovely day to be stuck at the mall with a dead battery.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "because my neighbours are just so unbelievably loud as of recent I’m whacking out my speaker and blasting Harry Styles. modern problems require modern solutions", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sitting on our new leather sofa, windows open, rain outside, candle burning, Sex and the City on, glass of rosé in hand. This is it. 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Walk, sleep, read, do whatever you want to do, own the day it will be what you make it. https://t.co/9FJdBSLKa1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "For once in my life I’m just feeling really really good and full of love for myself and others", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Savoy_Notts Do we have to book online or can we buy tickets when we get there? The website won't accept my meerkat code.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just straight-up surprise cried over the new #Xfinity #ET #holiday ad. #Thanksgiving", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#DelitterUK this is our place, not just yours. Keep it litter free!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Schlippertysch1 @anon_opin Very good. 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Champions down, Grealish and Sterling pocketed, no Kane needed, Dreamland. COME ON YOU SPURS #COYS #TOTMCI", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just ordered the 'Sea-Lover's Sharing menu' for a family celebration next week - looks amazing! https://t.co/x2zfDAWgiM", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my cat always sleeps on the very edge of the bed even when i invite him up for cuddles. he so polite 🥲", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Highway signs where they stretch the state shape to fit the numbers in make me irrationally angry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Simpin aint pimpin", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Social Care for the young is basically a bath board and bed rest and your done.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "A president who acknowledges the existence of systemic racism, climate change, trans lives, science - this gives me hope.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My eldest is having a wild Friday night out. She's going to bingo. 😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "All these exams😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I would do so much for people that would do absolutely nothing for me lol at least i know who my true friends are😀", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "How are there women in this world who think we should be kind to pedophiles and rapists? Howwwwwwww? They’re not sorry!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The meaning behind Little Talks - @monstersandmen has to be the most pure example of love I've heard in a song for at least a little while #ILoveYou", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The @Pontifex talks benefits of universal basic income #COVID19 #coronavirus #catholic #EasterSunday https://t.co/2e2BCmroVk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why do i check the weather app like it's social media", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "think I spent 8 hours playing animal crossing today", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What has happened to America? People of color can’t peacefully protest for basic human rights and dignity without running the risk of getting beaten or pepper sprayed, but a group of bitter white (mostly males) can break into the Capital with weapons while the police do nothing?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hot showers hit way harder in cold weather than in the summertime", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "summer just fully went to me: speaking of singstar ... hun ? we weren’t even talking", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone else sit in their car for at least ten minutes to mentally prepare to enter the grocery store?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I do love it when my mum makes me spend my savings on beer 😒", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Very moved by the accounts coming from Afghanistan right now.\n\nWe can debate the merits/pitfalls of Western intervention endlessly but relinquishing control to the Taliban is unquestionably the worst thing for the country now.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I entered @grav3yardgirl HUGE BACK TO SCHOOL GIVEAWAY to win a macbook pro & tons of other prizes! CHECK IT OUT HERE! https://t.co/qwNsVghNAc #grav3yardgirl", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Fun fact: I sing I Morgan ar en annan dag to my daughter to get her to sleep and it works a charm. #eurovisionagain", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm sorry but I'll never understand people complaining about free DLC. Sure it could have been included in the base game, but I'm still getting the content and for free so who cares", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Trader Joe’s orange chicken is lowkey better than the orange chicken at most Seattle area Chinese restaurants", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "okay but my self esteem has multiplied by 772827 since I got my braces off", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm going to miss #DesperateHousewives sooo much! So depressing that in 45 minutes it will be over forever 😭!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "excited to start my new hobby of standing in the lgbtq section of the feminist bookstore and look hot and mysterious until I get noticed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Avoid mass gatherings.. does this mean that I can stay home tomorrow as I work at a school? No I thought not. #schoolclosure", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It’s so weird to think about how I thought I was grown in high school", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve saved so much money not watching beauty guru YouTube", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Packing up and moving out of Sheff today was one of the hardest, most emosh things I’ve had to do. Ever. S11 ily", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "By the way Rutgers furloughed their emergency services workers but not the athletic trainers or police. Make it make sense.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When I see the homies succeed, creating more, getting their ideas out, it inspires me to go harder. \n\nNo jealousy, no competition, just motivation.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yay for being locked out of your own house because you forgot your key", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just asked a patient if she'd like to schedule for the same time next week and she said \"no, but it was nice meeting you.\"\n\nwell.... fair enough 😅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "no more instagram. we must all return to scrapbooks.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Serious question: if I nick a car and elope to Gretna Green to shut my family up, how long will I do in prison? Can I finish my PhD there? Think I've got a plan, lads...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Every time I comment on a TikTok asking for captions and the creator actually starts adding captions I get a happy little feeling in my chest thank you 💜💜💜💜", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Fox News et al should be shut down. Absolutely heartbreaking. 💔 #GOPTraitors https://t.co/6s3MFrSLU1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Beautician and the Beast (1997). Best Timothy Dalton film of all time.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Doing Kings Worthy School quiz.. 9/10... face number 9 let us down, thought it was @PrueLeith but it was actually Rolf Harris #fail 😑 https://t.co/LlrtQETok9", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": ".@luka7doncic anyway you’d want to come to the Jazz?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ANY PENSIONER AND 4 YEAR OLD WHO DARE TAKE ME ON AT DINOSAUR THEMED CRAZY GOLF WILL BE CRUSHED, CRUSHED I TELL YOU. https://t.co/yZlafy0lsd", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "finally got a shamrock shake😍☘", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "idk who needs to hear this but i'm proud of u", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m terrible at taking sick days from work, so this morning Taylor goes, “think about the kitties, hot chocolate, and Criminal Minds on the couch!” And I’m staying home 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "greatest british act of all time : one direction", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Celebrating the Year of the Ox in Pingtung County, South Taiwan. Just off for a scooter ride. (If this is my first and last twit - doh!)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i have gone this entire morning thinking it was tuesday", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Queer marriage is not allowed because it doesn't follow the \"age-old customs, rituals, practices, culturla ethos and societal values\", but all cis-men can commit infidelity with no consequences. Happy fuckin Pride people 🙃 #SupremeCourtofIndia", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Trying to know all this history tonight is gonna kill me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When you let a 3 year old have your phone for an hour and your YouTube recommendations are now all Frozen and Lion Guard videos.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "One point of correction though (literally artistic licence!). At present, exercise has been shown to be effective in other autoimmune conditions but not specifically in APS.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it’s too early to be this annoyed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@FarOutMag Lol. \"Penetration of cloth masks by particles was almost 97%\" \"This study is the first RCT of cloth masks, and the results caution against the use of cloth masks.\" https://t.co/o2CICsq0CQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So so thankful for the truth and leadership @jmckeever is dropping tonight", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I registered for the KESHA Presale to get tickets early! You should too. Register here: https://t.co/dm2dJjMEyE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if u think about it texting is the voicemail of texting", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "turning 22 next week so naturally I increased my tinder age range up to 60", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "love when the train stops in philly and everybody boards and of a sudden it smells like a ham sandwich", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Does the actor make a line famous, or does the writer?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I suppose though, we did sign one for the future so, you know, not all gloom and doom...we might be good in 6 years time.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@adi_jord agreed, this is ridiculous, gotta cop a pair", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@PaversShoes Love these boots-just my style.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why has Murray not already thrown this set? No way he comes back from 5-0and just tires himself out for no apparent reason.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s that time again. Please recommend some good period dramas and comedies.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Very good analysis and a good demonstration of why you should treat anything your told by the BBC with the utmost care. https://t.co/V6rO4FZqeP", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "After far too long I’m finally going to the theatre and I CANT BLOODY WAIT", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "omg there’s a sheet of ice in front of my school. should I slip and fall?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Take half a minion ecstasy and call me in the morning", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Imagine going to university for 4 years when you could just follow Elon Musk on twitter for free", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i cant wait to leave boston", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "THREE of my friends are doing their vivas this week and I am EXCITED FOR CELEBRATIONS 🍾", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I want to touch alex caruso’s bald head", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Walking around running errands after work giving a knowing nod to every other millennial woman who is also wearing biker shorts, a loose T-shirt, a baseball cap, a belt bag, and AirPods", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thankyou subway! @SubwayUK #TunaForTuna 🧡 https://t.co/ilyOiXHJIs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Georgeatasda will you be getting more stock of the older school trousers in? Been trying for weeks now to get age 15-16 with no luck.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I almost got stuck on an elevator but the guy who was in there with me was like “oh for gods sake” and just ripped the door open with his bare hands", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the thought of one of my siblings getting my room when i go to uni makes me sad af😔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you don't like Lemonade you're an extremist 🍋", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I literally THOUGHT about a weighted blanket and it popped up as an ad on my Facebook 🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes I wonder if Priti Patel and Boris Johnson think that the Prime Minister is the one with the best K/D ratio. It would make sense with the whole 'let the bodies pile high' thing.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I disturbed a small #wildlife meeting this morning on my short cycle ride: a squirrel, 4 green woodpeckers and a rabbit all hopped, scampered or flew off in different directions as I came past. Like a scene from Snow White or Bambi. \nFelt #blessed to be out (still #shielding).", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can some good tv writer remake FlashForward and do it good please", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "did you actually fly on a plane if you didn’t post a picture of the view from your window?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@lora__ SHOCKED. How am I supposed to tell the kids they're not going to Disneyland on June 21st after all? It's already been cancelled 36 times! https://t.co/SV8gpPn6yw", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "True bliss is laying in an ice cold bath during the hottest part of the year", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m dying", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "https://t.co/CHowAGeBsc This review says most everything I think about Teeman's sloppily-argued sexual biography of Gore Vidal.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ever have those dream where everything that COULD be WAS and then you wake up and are like . . . oh back in reality so soon?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": ".@taylorswift13 is 100% going to post another photo with 5 holes in a fence 5 days before Lover is released, isn’t she?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "let’s bring it home biden", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "idk why but my norms wr skyrockets when I solo q", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i haven’t thought about the mysterious benedict society in years omg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am so ridiculously proud of the job I do!💜", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "as much as i love ginny and Georgia i hate that once again a girl only learns to masturbate bc some creep dude said to. I hate cliches", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "imagine being able to sleep haha can’t relate", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@faith_hi @PalmerReport Ahh yes, quick peek at your page and you obviously know everything. Thank you for the enlightenment.😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The phrase “the white people of black people” was coined to explain cishet black men’s privilege over other identities within the black community. Not to just throw around when y’all are annoyed/hateful 🙄", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@VolphanCarol @littlewhitty @mysticalmanatee I did too, and I also reported Cancun Cruz not worrying about the heartbeats of his constituents without electricity or heat when he fled to Mexico.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "twitter should change it so you can only read quotes but not see how many (like “quotes” instead of “11 quotes”)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I worked hard to get to where I am in life so it offends me when someone tries to knock my hustle when they don’t know shit about what I got going !", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love the sims but all I do is make gay vampires", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well it has been a whole year but I finally forgot to mute my microphone in Zoom so my whole class got to listen to me sing and talk to text for 5 minutes until my professor caught me. Good times <3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dude trump and his ~fandom~ are nuts. what the fuck is a normal reason you don't want everyone's vote to count?? you say america is great because of our freedoms and then DENY them? it's so childish and embarrassing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "$WISH from email newsletter today - 0.5bn customers..? Amazing if literally 'shoppers' and not repeated transactions etc.\n\nHow we're doing\n500M+ Shoppers \n1M+ Merchants\n200M+ Items \n100+ Countries", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "One positive of the dark mornings is you can walk the dogs in your pyjamas and no one can tell 🤗🤗🤗", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Upstate NY hospital to stop delivering babies after September 24th https://t.co/pZRmNxQr89", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "did SM change the DCM thumbnail??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Kepa had a great game", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "#psychtoolbox sees a massive update and flashy new URL https://t.co/YEqVctVS1p - installation easier, HDR support and finally(?)@MATLAB recognising Mario Kleiner’s outstanding work keeping them relevant in time critical fMRI experiments in a time of nascent open source rivals", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "should i skip class just to listen to phoebe and maggie’s iris cover on repeat? i think yes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My president https://t.co/xaH8cLpdQV", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just stuck my entire hand in a hot oven without thinking about the consequences. self preservation is clearly my strong suit", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Running on 2 hours of sleep the past 2 days 🥴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@benshapiro it’s true, every time my little cousins put on their masks they choke to death and have to be revived. it’s very stressful for us.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "back to school clothes shopping even tho school is online😁😁", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wander Franco closes out an 11-pitch at-bat with a two-run homer off of Houck. \n\n3-1 Rays in the sixth.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No one can understand the heartbreak teachers are feeling right now.The announcement of extended quarantine brought me to tears. How am I not supposed to hug my seniors goodbye? What if I never see them again? I’ve built bonds with these students every day for the past (1)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "oh sure, the mic’d up pitcher at the MLB all-star game can say “god dammit” but when my 13 year old softball player says it she gets a “language warning” 😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Get ready for the next big horror game this season, Slender Suburban Man", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Happy new month to all my Mutuals and Friends on here, wishing us all good health and more financial breakthrough this month.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well done to the guy who was charging down the stairs at Ealing Broadway and sent me flying, you made me cry.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "can some1 do my geometry hw", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So my Twitter feed has to show me what tweets people I follow like. ...😐 If I unfollowed you, just know I'm tired of seeing porn", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's soooo great that I've taken pain medication and my back is still hurting 😩😩😩😩😩😩", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If what I thinks getting announced does in fact get announced tomorrow morning. I'll be overjoyed.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "He has made everything beautiful in its time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hissy fit clothing I am obsessed with everything you do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Idk how ppl discuss their mental health issues openly on the internet", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Our kids/grandkids will have to remember today’s date for a US history test 😅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@StarbucksUK is it acceptable for students to study in your stores? what are the general rules? thank you!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hired a housekeeper...I didn’t want to but I’m feeling exhausted to where I’m running on fumes constantly.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Once you give a give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back -Carl Sagan-\n#BrexitShambles", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Philosophers idolize Socrates. Some see themselves as emulating him, defending unpopular positions against mobs and the powerful. But often they're just lazy contrarians who refuse to do their homework.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.\" \n Henry David Thoreau", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Whenever I see a big truck I automatically assume they’re most likely conservative & racist", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me and addilyn are both sick and I’m just praying we don’t have covid 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "text all of your loved ones today & tell them how much they mean to you. you never know when you won’t have that chance again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Using jazz as a reading playlist has reminded me one thing: I love Ella Fitzgerald", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "everyone gets all hyped about ancient debris, but where's my modern debris?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@joinerslive desperately searching through emails for our #lebrock tickets for Saturday - if we can't find the email can it be resent? Or do you still have the name list on the door?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I like making food and then not eating it to assert my dominance", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Birthday in 9 days and home in 15 👍😁", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just back from seeing Bridesmaids. Surprisingly the movie was really good.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@SuspendThePres But what were the ratings?? 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Missing that, tbqhwyrn.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "NEW VID ALERT 🚨 Powerbeats Pro Wireless Headphones Unboxing and Review! (feat. Alex). GO CHECK THESE OUT \nhttps://t.co/yIiwzAKI1S https://t.co/ZRkXO3W83f", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sunset over the Appalachian mountains. https://t.co/hg5EVkOLhY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sorry I've not been that active in chat! I have started an actual 9-5 job on top of finishing university! Hope everyone is doing good :D", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just want things to go back to the way they were @ diapers pacifiers and sippy cups", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "settings is such an interesting place", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "tell me why i thought north korea was actually bombing us when the tornado warning alarm came on", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This will haunt me forever !!!!!! #untildawn #scared #twitch https://t.co/AoXmXF8PDv", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Day 3. Luggage arrived, thanks @AirFranceFR. Non random Hungarian underwear. Talk delivered. Science sated. #metaxa http://t.co/6KPjLezQOF", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My mum seriously out here trying to convince me The Queen has gone part time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It would be nice if my body would let me sleep...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "help! i'm being haunted by dead people! (my dissertations)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i hope u sleep maybe forever maybe not lol", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Going to M&S food will be the highlight of my day later, can’t wait👌🏻😅", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "it’s official, I’m the luckiest girl 🥺 my boyfriend is the most thoughtful & caring soul there is 🌸💕 https://t.co/mxEacFctC2", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have nothing clever or fun, other than to say my heart breaks for Jade Carey. And THIS is why one touch warmups for event finals are so important ugh.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AlexShawESPN @robwishart @GNev2 Does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes, OR do we have to take into account going to the bar? Either way it’s a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@miiniigun I feel that 100%, my anxiety stops me from talking to so many people. I've let so many friendships die because I can't push myself to talk to them.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I couldn’t have imagined how much fun I would have with people I’ve met through streaming. I’m so thankful to live in this timeline even if it is relatively garbage.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Great effort @Patriots We'll get em all next year", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I can’t wait to hear more about the life of an upper middle class East Asian American whose only personality trait is drinking boba tea https://t.co/SapbXLd0r2", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When your @Apple delivery gets stolen by a UK Mail delivery driver and the police know who it is but I still don’t get taken seriously🙃🙃🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Some of my colleagues need to learn how to rest 😭😭 just got two emails saying “I’ll make edits over the weekend” and “never mind, being admitted for my C section right now!”\n\nGIRL GET OFF OUTLOOK 🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "first game not starting when it's supposed to? a UCF tradition", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Lucky for @JoelEmbiid , only MVPs get tossed for those kinds of fouls #76ers #ATLvsPHI #hawks #NBAPlayoffs", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "oh cool I drive to school in less than 12 hours and I’m frantically looking up fun facts about the final destination franchise for absolutely no reason it’s fine everything’s fiNE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’ve had more interesting conversations w my wall but alright", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "You know the one thing I really wish I could see? I want a Piers Morgan esque interview with #LilleeJean where she's forced to explain her shitty behaviour and see if she storms off or comes up with some BS to make her look cute and innocent.\n\nIt'd be a fun watch.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "All I needed was some Lady Gaga and some Nicki on there and I think I could just use my Spotify Wrapped as a coming out post 💅\n(Also was in the top 0.5% of Conan Gray’s fans, not to flex) https://t.co/tpREOJgevj", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "All I’ve thought about for the last six months is wine. But expensive wine that you can only have once for your birthday and can never afford again.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Entry level jobs that require 3 years prior experience 💕💕 ly 💕💕", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m really looking forward to not hugging my friends and family through choice rather than by law.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "thank you basketball for the last 10 years and memories with my best friends. thanks to everyone who supported us from 3rd grade to senior year and thanks to the coaches who dealt with us :) one of the hardest goodbyes but so grateful for this sport💛 #TogetherWe @AquinasGbb https://t.co/tNxtm8vG4O", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me on a Monday. https://t.co/dmNXgVM6Ar", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "feeling so nostalgic today", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So we're three (3) days into the new year and: Steve Irwin's homeland is burning, Carl Sagan's wisdom is being completely ignored, and no one is loving their neighbor like Mr. Rogers and that Jesus guy advised... #worldwar3 #AustraliaFires", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@barcacentre Unemployed and lazy that Messi guy 😂\n\n(I'm being sarcastic guys, I'm warning you lol)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The Drew Barrymore Show is an absolute trainwreck. Like The Tony Danza Show, every two minutes is a clip for The Soup.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Whoever’s toddler ass sprayed the entire toilet backstage, I hope you stub your toe and bite your tongue really hard. also you were clearly dehydrated, go drink some damn water like an adult", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Dan Smith playing oblivion on his IG live has absolutely topped my week off 🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "bought some index cards and a 3 ring binder the other day just so i could feel alive", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am really really feeling defeated today just ready to go to bed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait to be back at uni so I can order more shoes and clothes without my mum telling me off x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Spent all morning hiking a mountain and exploring waterfalls. Normal people take naps to recover. I hit the gym twice as hard! #goals", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Poor Steve Clifford. Next hire has to be right to get us from A to B. #Magic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@dumbdotcomm no fr like..the mental strain we go through... and it’s also the fact that a lot of these nurses we have to work with either take our free labor for granted by treating us as their personal aide or treat us like dirt ain’t right or fair.....", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I heard somebody unironically say Daddy God in a prayer today and akslfljsd why are Christians so cringey sometimes 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how does one go about not making things up and then convincing yourself that the thing you’ve made up is true what would u call that wrong answers only", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "back in the office. Everybody asks me, \"Happy to be back?\" I chuckle and reply, \"No. I'd much rather be surrounded by tourists than idiots.\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As a woman I dont need hobbies dreams or goals cause I can spend all my time wondering why he didnt text back crying into a bag of doughnuts", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@beesmygod_ the people who are going \"yeah well The Assault Man said he didn't assault her so she's a liar\" are making ME crazier just from exposure", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Whenever I go to Starbucks I panic while ordering & get a tall because it sounds like a large but then it's tiny", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My first tweet! Hello twitter, let's see what you can do... #newbie", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "what a great day to be stuck inside 🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The amount of McDonald’s Diet Coke’s I’ve purchased in the past week is embarrassing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Having a window right in front of my bed is amazing right now! This breeze is doing me all sorts of goodness 😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@NicelySpunch @Ayjchan @NateSilver538 Also, invitations to academic conferences are pretty much never viewed as COIs. Neither is having once co-authored a paper with someone who worked at a different place who worked with someone else.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "10 things i hate about you is the best movie of all time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Fatmangoes2 @avarebecca919 @daviddunn177 @SethAbramson It geta weirder and weirder and I think the only good guy was a drug dealer that has actually murdered people.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@WilliamShatner Mr Shatner whilst you were sleeping you asked me to join Facebook messenger and then after a polite conversation you then offered me gold necklaces and a singed (sic) tee-shirt - you made my Friday night sir... just awaiting your instructions so I can wire the money...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Has any couple ever put furniture together and stayed together afterwards??? Asking for myself", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "modern family is a quality show", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love everything in my basket selling our before the sale was meant to start😒 @ZARA_Care @zara", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If only people would care as much about poverty and social equality the way they do jumping up and down for Team Remain or Team Leave.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "teams is down what a shame I can’t do my assignments 👉🏽👈🏽", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "accepted for beat the chasers audience✅ level up ✅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "pcc is cheugy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love seeing 15 year olds being vaccinated in the states when I have to wait till the end of June for my first one", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I love how Javer only started to suspect Jean Valjean was the mayor bc of his big beefy muscles", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "new years resolution: stick to my new years resolutions", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i'm gonna be real i voted weeks ago and i'm lowkey sad i don't get a sticker😞", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@raerenyse Easily one of the worst and most damaging takes for both trans AND cis women I have seen thus far. Congrats on reaching new levels of awful lmao", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Rosievix @mouthwaite Well, illegal immigrants categorically don’t get money from the government but why let a little thing like facts get in the way of a good bit of xenophobia...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I think I'm restarting my YouTube channel 🙊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Please keep my grandma in your prayers", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wild that theres a whole industry of pop ups that are like just elaborate ig photo ops and people are paying for them???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not at all concerning that a man's just been round to fiddle with the boiler and now he's left the carbon monoxide alarm won't stop beeping", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just because I mostly write female characters does not mean my writing is autobiographical. That’s so tired. It’s entirely fiction. Unless the character is saying something funny or cool, then it’s straight from my lived experience.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Someone come play Magic with me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thanks @Tesco for not informing me that my click and collect order had been cancelled when my account says it's ready to collect my partner has had to travel unnecessarily to Stafford and we still don't have our shopping, good diet I guess having to wait for my 26th delivery slot https://t.co/xq9oXEkw8o", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Of course I was going to spend my birthday desperately trying not to poo myself", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just realized I don’t have more than 3 full weeks in a row at work the rest of the year. 💁🏼‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hate when that guy on tiktok is all “i uNdeRsTAnd iTs eASy tO keEp wAtChInG vIdEos..” LIKE BRO MIND YA BUSINESS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"Should I wear my lime green pants?\" dad its 4th of july...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It was bad enough when some corporate wankers took one of the trains I used to drive and made it a \"breakout area\" for their offices, but this? This is next level https://t.co/oBMypPVVgy https://t.co/SEdGsH3irZ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best bullpen in baseball selling rn to Stanton and Judge. Not a place you want to do it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Passed my theory", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A rainy Friday is so weird I truly never know how to act", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yes you can break all the rules for Christmas and risk serious fines and killing your loved ones with a deadly virus OR you could ✨stay at home✨", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the vaccination man said i could have some heart problem stuff. i’m being very brave", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do you check ur bank account every other second or are u financially stable?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Less than 5 minutes after getting my phone back after staff training week at camp I ran my face into a tree branch whilst texting", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "besties i may have flooded my bathroom with an inch of water", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@terryflewers @lfcsonny Has he given any clarification regarding what age Harvey Elliott needs to be before you can tackle him?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "At least half of my days are still bad days and let me tell you, i've never once killed 8 people because of it. A true miracle apparently", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@BoardroomBoy Few links for you. To summarise, wearing face masks seems to be more effective than not. Who'da thunk...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I just absolutely LOVE how I've got to work outside for the next 3 days in the heatwave.\n\n#sweatingmyballsoff", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just a psa: you can be christian and still support basic human rights :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Corvus_Black031 @BellularGaming He's right, not enough to warrant resubbing and at this point people are already talking about the next expansion because they're completely over this one.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the media really likes the word 'allegedly', i've found.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When I tell yall I am SOOOOOO fed up with #MainStreetRenewal I mean that!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank GOD we're reaching the end of our lease!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "HOW CAN I GAIN EXPERIENCE WHEN EVERY JOB REQUIRES EXPERIENCE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait to see Ed sheeran at tramlines tomoz x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@pamparoni i mean it aint broke yet", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Any other @RSprachrohr #Rammstein fans randomly had their merch orders cancelled??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hope @NICKIMINAJ is having a great day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don’t you just love it when they dig up your road at 8:30am on a Saturday 😠", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Perk of being ill is having my dad treat me like the queen for the week", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Left a chai tea in my car last night, baked all day in there today & just now I thought it would be a good idea to take a sip. Someone come get me bc I’m clearly not ok", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just ordered my Elgato hd60 s capture card, beyond excited 😆 nice little birthday present for myself for next week https://t.co/HdRgYty7VB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "what i love about mine and summers work schedules is that she will finish at 8pm and then i’ll start work at 9pm and then when i get home at 7am she’ll start work at 8am ❤️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Nothing can be further from the kickoff of the NFL season than a pre-game performance by Ed Sheeran.\n\nNothing against him but he just doesn't inspire me to watch football.\n\n#Football #NFL #Weak #TestosteroneDeficiency https://t.co/JTI2qgSxUq", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "shoutout to the assholes at basically every gas station rn filling up multiple gas canisters when i don’t even have enough gas to get home... 🥲", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "House grooves are wonderful to work in\nBoth the hard stuff and the really mellow vibes\nMakes a good sense of rhythm even when the main drums are not a \"fit\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Manchester City 1989-91 Home 🔵\n\nHate to admit how nice of a kit this is as a Liverpool fan😂\n\n#ManchesterCity #Messi #Manchester #Football #art #Poster https://t.co/900pc9kW9n", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Making the leap from TopShot...officially purchased my @HouseofKibaa membership this morning. Very excited! Thank you @kibaa_hok and team -- very easy process.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Been trying to get my boyfriends attention. Let’s see how long it takes for him to see this tweet tho.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Abby_Starling You completely deserve it & are crushing it 100% 🤧❤️ which reminds me I need to get @ you about having one of your Aggretsuko covers made into a print for our Sanrio theme bathroom b/c no have no wall art up", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do i wanna get back together or do i just not want to feel the pain of a break up", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You mean to tell me that I’m being forced to take all online classes, which require no classrooms or anything physical of any kind, and I have to pay more than in person classes???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not really too fussed about clubs, just wanna be able to book my driving test lol", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@NTCastleWard @PeteSnodden Can't wait!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Forgot to wash my hands after using self tanner so now I have what looks like just-ate-chicken-wings hands, but permanently", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "someone go see Aladdin with me serious inquires only", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At least I'm used to this side effect from my infusion, and I'm very grateful that I'm not experiencing any of that full body pain I had after my last infusion. The IV steroids must be working!! And tomorrow is day one of a steroid pack", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Tal and I are at this crazy expensive Japanese Peruvian restaurant. The ambience is insane. Live dj. We ordered a 9 course meal. Goodbye money", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ichazevinci Imagine being allergic to sunlight and thinking you're God's favorite. 😏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@severed_limb Only thing worse than men is bald red sweaty middle aged ones", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I too enjoy making shit up and pretending like I understand basic economic principles https://t.co/cHDBHaxBBR", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Broke: doing assignments in order of due date\nWoke: doing assignments in order of priority\nWired: spending 20 minutes on each class at a time and just go down the list", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I never feel more empowered than when I’m listening to ‘this is me’ from camp rock", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Chris08505199 We watched this and were really saddened by the lack of deeper digging around this issue. There was an air of blame uk jobless for not stepping up. Needs a proper investigation and not a fluff piece IMO. Thanks for your tweet though.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When you're feeling all in your feelings, but a certain BEST FRIEND is making you see reason, and maybe you'll be okay. So damn rude. 😤 @LadyDeadlight", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I can’t imagine being a POC in America right now- seeing the epitome of white privilege as this people with guns storm into a government building & yet are not being tear gassed or shot at.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I haven’t worked since March 18th, tomorrow I start my new job!! I am so excited 🤩🤩🤩🤩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i know starting up school again can be very stressful but pls remember to stay hydrated, don’t overwhelm yourself, and reach out for help if you need it (my dms are open!) :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BarbosaBox The best thing is Greg Paul’s face in the back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"You're not a normal white girl\" lol ok", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@LandisDillard @nytimes It depends. Most gas stations are independently owned and operated, so in that case no.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2br apt, Notts city centre https://t.co/yFj989BdXR", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy New Year!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Greenwood best youngster in the league btw", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No offense, but I actually really enjoy seeing what music everyone is jamming to via social media. Keep doing that cause music is cool", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I miss walking up 3 flights of stairs for class and having to catch my breath in the bathroom 😩", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Baffles me as to why ANY retailers still use Hermes as their chosen courier 😑", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "For so long Americans condemned greedy businessmen but made that their sole reason to elect #Trump. #POTUS #Greed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@roopabanerjee I had the same problem, but as others have said use the left/right arrows on your remote, not the >> key, then it jumps 10 seconds at a time or longer if you press and hold.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "They say that dreams mean things, but last night I dreamt I was singing Breaking Free from High School Musical with @Skepta, so what does that mean? 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@OldUnclePunch Yes, because we really have that sort of power. Why do brexity types always sound like they are all paranoid conspiracy therorists?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If drugs are banned from sports why isn’t makeup banned from beauty pageants?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if I catch you feeding ducks bread and making their tummies hurt I swear to god", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Update: almost 10 hours since the first modern vaccine.\n\nArm stiffness and pain has definitely worsened. I can’t hold my arm over my head and it hurts to lift my arm up to eat or do anything. Can’t move myself on the bed or do things with my left arm. 😬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "City BBQ has the best chicken sandwich. Change my mind.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "you like ketchup but not tomatoes???\n\ngrow up", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just poured boiling water all over my cereal instead of into my tea cup, gonna be a long day this.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The little girl next door just dashed across the garden shouting, \"I've got to put my mermaid tail on.\" Humbled by both her wardrobe and her sense of purpose.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "when I was younger I used to think that time zones also could change by minutes and people in other towns could be in 12:56 while I was in 1:14", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@thecauseendures Awe. Appreciate that, Kim. Who knows where I will land. I'm going to take my time. \n It makes me concerned about the shortage of affordable housing for our aging population. I don't want to be warehoused.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my car is acting up AGAIN for like the 3rd year in a row and I’m just going to drive it into the river at the point", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@toxx_i @cjafterdark If you say grâce like \"gra\", you actually end up saying coup de gras which means blow/stroke/hit of fat", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ya know, I missed a lot of things during Covid, but movie theater popcorn might top the list.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just had my windows cleaned and I feel posh lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nightmares are so horrible and weird.. my is my brain subconsciously thinking about horrible things like what?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No, having anxiety isn’t a dramatic act or make you crazy. It’s a real thing & many people have to deal with it so please don’t judge.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In ​Bostrom's words: https://t.co/eqt6oEjwcX", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Absolutely DISGUSTED with how @carolineflack1 has been treated and now she's gone! You are all to blame behind your fucking keyboards of shame! @MirrorCeleb @TheSun @Daily_Record @LoveIsland #carolineflack #suicide #LoveIsland", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sometimes when my dad is mad at me i call him papa smurf and it makes him even more mad but i think it’s hella funny", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "virgos are leos in a vest", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Love the people in my life, no matter what I go through, anytime I need to talk they’re always there to listen ❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Think I might get a knock on the door from Environmental Health after that poo.\n\nJeez, it's taking layers off my eye balls.\n\n*opens all windows wide*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ate a bagel with cream cheese earlier and the impending doom immediately vanished from my mind", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@radiox Bringing together 2 of the best things in life: tea and The Maccabees - Young Lyons", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As a copy writer you’d think that writing speeches would be my forte. I can confirm it is not🥴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i expected there to be much more spaghetti at this point in my life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "cold queso is so much better than warm queso https://t.co/5TaMe4aSO6", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The wonderful Rik Mayall would've been 63 today. One half of my favourite sitcom of all time and genuinely delightful, funny and all round beautiful man https://t.co/I7c6Zq2wpx", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "tanning in this heat is an extreme sport", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love the word junction", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As my guilty pleasure is Twilight, I would just like to state that Midnight Sun was absolute trash. It’s basically 600+ pages about how horny Edward is for her blood and how much he hates Mike. And lots of word dump. Definitely not worth the wait..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hey brands nobody gives two shits that ur logos are rainbow now, grow a pear and actually do something for our community :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Suddenly working 7 days a week, thought I could cram in loads of work to save more money but ended up with no days off 😂 stupid", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just impulse bought a mandolin and in 3-5 buisness days i will impulse learn some jigs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wow it's almost as if it's their literal job to have a lot of knowledge about a wide array of subjects.. Funny that https://t.co/NGi02vXxnK", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m ready for Lockdown #2. I need to make better bread.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@keith_mchenry @spencerlatu Perhaps you could explain then why anyone would want to take an experimental therapy with no long term data, that doesn't prevent infection or transmission of a supposed novel virus with an IFR (0.1%) very similar to regular flu?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Also I can't wait to see how many white Boomers are going to be pissed off about the artists singing in Spanish. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlHalftimeShow", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "also if u met dream on hypixel.. congrats ! im not jealous at all haha im totally normal haha Good For You .. haha", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@FeeyaCruz Ahahahaha the Feeya I know and love, miss u 😢", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "\"Join me on @WeAre8Official to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day\". #UnitedForGood https://t.co/a4xzjbRWXJ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dude that was just in my dms is at the hospital waiting on his kid to be born 💀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why did no one tell me that SSRIs cause hand shaking/jitters cause this shit sucks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Remarkable how little some of us will leave behind", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "woke up to my dog sneezing on my face. How’s your day going so far?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bart is closed rn in Oakland so I can’t go to work, I’m so upset....", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I really want to hug David Tennant", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love health insurance so much fun paying $100’s a month and then $100’s for basic medical services that somehow aren’t covered. #America", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Tinnitus is my favourite thing ever I love it. So loud so atmospheric https://t.co/mNJw5GvPzy", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "No brainer guys, switch to Webull. Trade 4am-8pm. 2 free stocks when you use the link: https://t.co/YOFdGljtVE\n#Stimuluscheck #ripjeffbezos #instagramreels #schoolsreopening #flyingbeast #Robinhood #RobinhoodTraders #COVID__19 #mask #SocialDistancing #DayTrading #DDTG #money https://t.co/WJh4xf8u3K", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@suzysophia_ SO PROUD OF YOU", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hate people who moan about EVERY SINGLE THING possible 😴👊🏼", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I want to join @IdenaNetwork to become a validator of the first Proof-Of-Person Blockchain #idenainvite", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh no here comes the sushi craving 😫", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "90% of adulthood is just refilling your Brita pitcher.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I painted my first business sign & got two more business signs to do. Omg. \n\nTHANK YOU GOD 🙏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "See Brexit is going well", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I. Am. So. Tired. And impatient. And cranky. SOS. https://t.co/f7UPtIybWV", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "anthony dropped his phone in the ocean", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s so amazing how people forget you exist until they want something from you :,)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@MadelineMchugh_ @lucybrown_xx Wouldn’t change you mads💘", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "there’s no better way to wake up than having one dog jump directly on your stomach and knock the wind out of you while the other drop a dead rodent on the end of the bed. 😑", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Xmas shopping all done thank god 😅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Submitted my application for PhD funding today, then shit myself and wanted to withdraw it 😂🙈", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@kristenritch Sorry I was so pessimistic 😔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wait didn’t covid go away?? It’s after November third so it definitely should be gone now...wait...I’m confused...121,000 cases in a day? You’re telling me THE WHOLE WORLD didn’t fake a pandemic for the US election? No way...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I need like 6 weeks on a vacation with my bffs to a place with no cell reception and I just think that would solve a lot of our problems", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ok ok not to be pick me or anything but like ppl who say that the bo burnham special inside is about him adhering to COVID guidelines are missing the point. its not about him staying quarantined out of force necessarily, its just about him staying inside and out of hte public eye", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#EconTwitter I'm working with bizreg data and there's a noticeable spike in Indiana in 2015, anyone have a sense as to what's going on? @JorgeGuzmanCBS? https://t.co/q01tmw9PLg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every day Spotify insists I listen to ‘coconut’ by Harry Nilsson but I don’t ever have the heart to skip it so the cycle continues and the algorithm becomes further entrenched", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Heading to bed... Ready for the weekend. Finally going to be putting the finishing touches on my basement construction...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hey what's the weather like today? Am I going to need an umbrella?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my hobbies include leaving projects for the night before and then complaining that the teacher didn't give us enough time 🙃🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Great night last night! Muggins here is the commis chef crouched down in the corner. Seriously an honour to help raise money for @acf_uk and work alongside these stellar chefs. Thanks for having us @nickg67 @frontlinechef! https://t.co/mkiTEpMzaz https://t.co/SVgdFYHyi4", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "nothing quite says hello 2020 like hypothermia 🥳", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I cannot put into words how incredible of a novel A Thousand Splendid Suns is wowowow thank you @khaledhosseini", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What an incredible race #Formula1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Man I pray I never have to feel the pain or loss of losing my loves ones in a school shooting. Hug your love ones a little tighter tonight because you truly never know how long you have", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "☯️&🤍 https://t.co/Uz2XTyp9Dg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "we're all just crewmates and our minds are the imposter", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Follow us at @CCFJacksonville for updates on the @WOKVNews Care-A-Thon today! Listen in for interviews with Jaguars, families and more! 😁", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yep, the only reason I've stayed with 3 since Ovivo disappeared was the everywhere contract. If and when this reaches me then I'm offski. @ThreeUK https://t.co/Ob0ky1u2Rr", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My life is complete. Just had the best peanut butter and toffee cupcake ever 😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can we sign haaland please or any st who can shoot. Drop Bobby into the mid. We need goals not passes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s very affirming that my therapist adores all the similes/metaphors I use to describe the shit I’ve been through even if I don’t remember half of them 😂 it’s easier for me to understand things that aren’t myself sometimes, so it’s how I generate self-empathy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So that whole stay at home for Thanksgiving thing? Not happening, took me 1.5 hours to drive to work instead of my usual 45 minutes... ARGH!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Praying this works out for me🙏🏼", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best night ever 💜", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I don’t think I’ve seen Root look so ‘ungetoutable.’ Must be driving India nuts. I’ve done it now. #cricket #BBCCricket #ENGvIND #INDvENG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait for those $2000 checks to go out immediately", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i hate being one of the boys bc one of them just sent me a picture of his poop🥲", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I try to not get political here, but...\n\nI'm going the hell off now.\n\nIf you think being told \"hey get a vaccine or get a test\" is a problem, get COVID and die.\n\nI'm done playing nice anymore with you uneducated morons. \n\nMy freedom to live my life is impacted by your \"freedumz\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my apartment is implementing a new app that lets you tattle on someone being in your parking spot smh now i actually have to pay for parking", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@stereogum @ChemBros I swear I heard this sample way back as far as London 2012 opening ceremony??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I swear I’m watching more snapchat stories from what people were doing a year ago rather than now 🙄😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "‘Push your boundaries’ ‘get out of your comfort zone’ literally fucking why", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i stg i probably talk to my tv more than i do to actual people whoops rip social life", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Here comes the final of the UK #DailyBriefing - who will win, Johnson or Covid?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "recording myself talking in spanish and then having to listen to it back is seriously one of the most painful things in my life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just caught up with #HolbyCity think I've just about finished crying 😭 @Littlelucyd you were outstanding. You will certainly be missed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thank you all for your support yesterday & to everyone who sponsored us, we raised over £1000. Brighton is a great place to do a marathon too, so much support on the course and I was swimming in the sea in my running kit within half an hour of finishing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I cannot stress how much I hate the noise of people eating. Can’t be downstairs when my parents are eating because it’s so fucking unbearable 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Omg thank u for pointing out that I apologize too much 🙏", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Anyone know where I could get a cheap iPhone 4/5?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just met Tyga wth 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "gonna become a singer just so i can do the lil song association game", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh hey guys I got the job I start Wednesday 😇", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "New doctor: sexual preference?\n\nMe: what are my options?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every time something happens to the stock market it just becomes more and more clear that i don’t understand the stock market", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "One of these days I want Scar to say something absolutely weird, like his brand of weird, and whoever he’s having a conversation with to just go “what the fuck Scar?” in absolute baffling confusion", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Mythical So worried about him. But if you're looking to save him, based on the topography I'd say it's somewhere on the east coast. Perhaps the Carolinas?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I don't think Republicans have any self awareness or any idea of how the world works... Nice try though.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just got grease on my fav pants right before work with no time to go home and change so now i just get to be sad for 8 hours in the pants that i ruined", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i would kill a man for a forehead kiss rn", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "“I don’t really like partying” Oh is that why you’ve gone to parties twice in the last week? Because you just can’t stand it? Makes complete sense.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Some of my fondest @WestHam memories were formed during Glenn Roeder's time as manager. Terribly sad news. https://t.co/3i5dsyEqPE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MaxTayl83630497 I’ve got 4 weekend tickets available, DM me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "watching olympic womens beach volleyball for the plot", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "There's a guy busking with just 2 korg synths playing techno at picadilly circus wearing a cosmic bucket hat. Excellent.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hope the #COVIDIOTS and #antivaxxers are watching this brutal episode of Ambulance @BBCOne", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I made a thing. My first attempt at mixed media, steampunk style as a gift to @bbmatt 14 years of not killing each other. I'm kind of happy with this one. #anniversary #happy #mixedmedia #steampunk #myart https://t.co/NRiuzE3rfu", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lol i actually realized that I’ve justified not working out for the past three months by telling myself that my hair was too short to fit in a ponytail.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if my emotions were a food, they’d be peeps, just show me the slightest amount of warmth and i will simultaneously melt and be on the verge of exploding", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Everyone - Get Vaccinated", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone want to explain to me why Bad Blood was never made into a full-length movie?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love my friends", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m now reading 4 books at once what could go wrong 🧡", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "ksu is requiring everyone to be vaccinated by December and i am so happy eeeee!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got my lowball business class upgrade bid accepted for my train from DC to NYC this morning and ended up without anyone sitting next to me for the whole trip. A positive sign for the weekend.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "kyungsoo i know you don’t want to give out spoilers for the moon…but please spoil something we haven’t gotten anything please im on the edge", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "recently started highlighting", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just signed up for Apple's Ping, told it I like 'classical' and it points me towards Lady Gaga. It takes a certain genius to be this crap.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "happy birthday gorgeous! have an amazing day i love you!!💓💓 @gracekennardd", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pro tip don’t eat half a jar of spicy salsa late at night.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My fiance got me a beautiful dancer ring made by the talented @casting_adlo I love it so much and gives me an excuse to talk about critically acclaimed MMORPG FFXIV ✨ https://t.co/CAWXNt2Vcp", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i have this really good looking kimchi ramen but no bowl to put it in 😡😡😡", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"Olympia sports is having a liquidation sale so we need to buy things now because they're all getting melted\" -Gavin", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "being sick w a nose piercing is rly annoying", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At what height in the sky does the Chicago bean look like a normal sized bean", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We need an emoji for a neutral-faced eyebrow raise. \n😳 this one looks embarrassed. \n😧 this one looks distressed. \nWhat if we want to show moderate surprise or that our interest has been piqued but are still being measured in our expression of it?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Teachers are such precious gems", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The FOMO not being in a pub with everyone is real 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "cant believe im missing silvacre kiss bcos of seeing anna & chris in constellations😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "But by far, my favorite part was a very drunk Rachel running over yelling \"I JUST KISSED A GIRL FOR MORE THAN THREE SECONDS!\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Is it unreasonable to spend £50 on a bonsai tree? Asking for a friend 🤔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Tried okra for the first time from Tesco. Absolutely delicious.\n#TriedForLess", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hot take but the taylor swift cardigan looks like something from Justice", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm just living off salads and yogurt and loving it tbh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Mine and @livlawrencex snapchats are just stunning👌", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Excited to present some research and listen to some studies at the #IARR2021 conference :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Fav this and I won't send you a name of a random person, I'll just get a fav on my tweet", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Velvet Buzzsaw was good and all but I’m sorry how is Morf a literal millionaire and uses a flip phone from 2004", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@HarryrotterDB Yeah I'll probs try it out too.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PONOS_EN Very nice. We're now briefly up to date. Hopefully doesn't take you so long to do the English release of the new pixie after we get 9.10.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Ciara87C @RachaelSmarty @SashaHumphreys2 my tinder convos have been leaked", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Itsaspacesuit @NickHintonn I’m right there with you, I always compliment people and it’s interesting the different ways it’s interpreted.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hey.................jus wonderin if u might wanna get some coffee w me sometime n defund the police together.. lmk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve decided that I’m ready for the Schrute Farms offshoot show now.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Listen, while @MarieKondo’s folding method saves a lot of space (and it does), it doesn’t save a lot of time. If you have multiple shirts of the same color, you have to unfold each of them to see what’s on the front.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "stephon! wish bill hader never left. #SNL", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm a little late but the Hamilton soundtrack is actually life-changing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "should I continue reading Tokyo revengers or vanitas no carte", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I can't count the amount of times over the years I've just forgotten I have my nose pierced and I've just been reminded again by a tiktok", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Football’s back. NFL’s back. James Wan’s back with a horror. This weekend is set up for absolute glory", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Feel like pure shit just want my @depop account back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Day 55 of Lockdown. Finally bought some jigsaw puzzles. Absolutely cannot wait for them to come, highlight of my day (maybe even year)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wow these kids are into musically.lly whatever and jacob sagittarius and I officially feel out of the loop. is this what growing up feels like", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Been allergic to peanuts for over a decade but still crave PB&J all the time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "breaking my strict buying hiatus to get lisa’s album? it’s much more likely than you’d think", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "crying in the krispy kreme parking lot cause the girl in the drive thru gave me an extra doughnut and told me to have a beautiful day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "y’all were all vote-blue-no-matter-who till bernie sanders dropped out . hmmm where’s that same energy 😔😪😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm really devastated today that I got an opportunity to do something I love and it might already have to quit. If you don't have one already, this is a sign to get your driver's license because life is unfair sometimes.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am late to the same lecture every single week it's so embarrassing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "in elementary school, my parents gave me money for a book and i came home with a beta fish.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Get in Notts. Awesome #Notts @TrentBridge", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The views on this hike were fantastic... at least the ones without my big galoot (aka@galooteusmaximus) in them. @ Silver Lake American Fork Canyon https://t.co/eFPlVlBDqc", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "meeting @jeremyzucker really was the best day of my life. what do i do now lol", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Are GoFundMe accounts a form of socialism? I don’t have enough money to pay my bills, so let me create an account an ask for money to help pay my bills. ??", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Boss has ordered everyone to work from home for the foreseeable to avoid the spread of coronavirus - this is mental", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "(this is not to say I don’t love helping out on CTL or volunteering - I just don’t love doing it all at once during finals to check a box off 🙃)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The Fourth of July is my favorite holiday for as long as the Nathan’s Hot Dog contest takes then the appeal dissipates.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Broadband back, starting to feel a bit more normal.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love how quiet it gets when it snows", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I absolutely hate when players do that dumb early celebration nonsense", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The #PostOffice KNEW there were bugs in the system! \"Not remotely reliable\". Innocent lives were completely ruined and SOMEONE is to blame. Not fit for purpose. An utter disgrace. I'm oddly livid over this #bbcpn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@dave26318632 I don’t get anywhere near £500 a month on UC though. I basically get told “you get what you get, and if you don’t like it you can fuck off and die.”\n\nOne thing’s for certain, I wouldn’t cross a puddle for the benefits I’m on, let alone the Channel.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When is someone going to train a little baby pig to walk on a circus ball 🤬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "bo burnham owes me absolutely nothing but i think he should put make happy on spotify i need to sob to the burrito song", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@kittin_knittin According to a Trump republican, that's relative to Penis size. There's a video. Lol", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It was almost 70 degrees today but no, global warming doesn't exist 😒", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "employer: so what are your strengths\nme: i’m smart i’m funny i’m nice i’m cool i’m creative i’m hardworking i’m made of wood i’m honest i’m fast i’m awesome i’m hot i’m chronically ill i’m little i’m in demand i’m", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Walking home from work and it’s dark so I’m a bit jumpy. Notice someone following me on the other side of the road so speed up. The follower also speeds up, legged it all the way home and realised that I’m 26 and literally scared of my own shadow 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What the fuck is this Twitter update", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I know I'm really settling into my 30s when I take a drug test and all they find in my system is antacid", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pls send me funny vines in my dms", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If im your last resort, dont even bother..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Michigan certified Biden; trump lost *again* in the PA courts and the official transition is finally going to begin - Happy Thanksgiving!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my super power is always biting into the sour cream side of the burrito no matter what", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Is there anything more “Dad” than calling your dad for his social security number and him saying “I don’t know call your mother” ???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "1 in 1000 men will develop breast cancer in their lifetime. It has a higher mortality rate for men because they haven’t been taught the early signs and that they can get it too!! Breast cancer awareness isn’t just for women!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I feel like with the pandemic and all we should now be allowed to publicly shame babies for just like coughing into the open air you know what I mean", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone else have to listen to extremely high energy music in order to work or is that just me?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Between Mikey cooking and Didi cooking for me I relaxing 😎 cooking?? I don’t know her", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@CunningSmi1e I had a day off Uni, lounging and recovering from a hangover as my folks had gone on holiday. Turned on the news. Headache instantly gone. Crazy day.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wow did you see that ! Nice triple overtake from Norris !, #ImaginaryGrandPrix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dev patel is so hot girl i was having a crisis watching the green night", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thank you kind person that stole my ATM card, you must have known I wanted to sit at the bank all day.. half hour and still waiting #mondays", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I hate this guy so much https://t.co/lHPKXjNLL4", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bring on diallo ffs. Nothing is working rn.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@RFHanrahan @mikepompeo This is all Biden's failure....politicians like to pass the buck", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yes, I am taking royalties for the phrase “Thiccle Mistress, which I definitely just made up - thanks for asking", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ah yes, back spasms when I take a deep breath. This is ✨28✨.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@GeoffreyBrock6 @RevRichardColes Do you really believe that? I'd put more faith in the giant pumpkin. Wait a minute, he is the giant pumpkin!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "if you didn't order the smores girl scout cookies this year, i'm rlly sorry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "stop because i just thought of the cutest caption for when i get in a relationship. “i’ve finally found someone to watch stranger things with” 🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Overheard as my 13 year old games with a friend: 'You smell like tartare sauce!' #MontyPythonesqueDisses", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just sang all the small things at a karaoke bar in Barcelona", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my neighbors taunting me outside my office window by chilling in their hot tub every remotely warm day whilst I sit here on back-to-back zooms all day every day. the audacity is astonishing.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's absolutely wild to me that adults spend the whole weekend not having to think about school", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Random third grader pointed at me with her whole class lined up, “look, that’s the tallest girl in the world!”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "These people are our nation. Amplify their voices with every breath you can #FarmersProtest #FarmersStandingFirm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wow, ok, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of putting your left leg in, but just heard about taking your left leg out", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This bunch of players is something special. Really are something to be proud of (and a world away from the utter trash running the country) https://t.co/DYWKJ7sZel", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "B/w Rain is a Good Thing stuck in my my head, the heat & #GladePlugIns going in the car, hard to believe it's not Summer! #Glade #GotItFree", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "who up? who on norco?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wishing you all the luck today @britneyspears - we are all ROOTING for you, for change and for your freedom. All the love 💚☘️ #FreeBritney", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "im not ignoring you... I’m just ignoring my responsibilities", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love having an Asian name because the lecturer never picks on me in these zoom classes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just ordered vegan pizza and garlic bread from a place I’ve never been to before. I’m excited.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Discussing the origins of twerking in class... It all started with DJ Jubilee in NOLA #whoknew", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "facebook is so ridiculously broken. absolute garbage platform, -2/10.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@itsmrevandaniel I can't believe people still don't genuinely hate every player from that Astros team.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I got an hour’s detention cause somebody set my hair on fire and I stood up to pat it out x https://t.co/5oEjQZ7R0j", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if you drive dangerously on purpose you’re the scum of the earth", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Rob7Burrow Im a football and actually cant stand rugby but i am a Rob Burrow fan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Amazing show last night from @TheMovielifeNYC (w/ special guest @brettromnes!) - thanks @vinniecaruana, @BrandonReilly and Navetta Bros. !", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PetsatHome racial stereotyping is the problem. 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I should get a medal!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Handwashing tip: sing \"Happy Birthday, Mr. President\" because it's longer and sexier than the original", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Jamie0Sharp Always ❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well done Henri, cost us the win #nffc", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Wtf is a Justin Herbert", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Boys with mullets deserve everything and more", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How soon is too soon to quit your first job? 🤔 #adultquestions", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love how i literally just finished watching the fifth hp film and then turned to my mum and said \"love a good bit of character death on a sunday :)\"\nthe dsmp lore has utterly ruined my attachment to characters and how i see stories now. i am a broken woman.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Everything happens for a reason people, always remember that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got my coin today! Unfortunately it was chocolate but at least it was tasty! \n\n#goldorchocolate @millions https://t.co/6KqC3gzFN5", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being 20 years old and going to concerts with my mom means I can scream all the no-no lyrics bc iM aN aDuLt", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Where is the Chancellor? Please check the back of your sofas.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i just saw the loveliest cat on the way home :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today has made 4 years since ‘The End’ and I’m honestly about to cry. https://t.co/Sdpqid6tUw", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "come to think of it, I actually have never heard a Catholic man apologize", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Went through all the trouble of growing this bone helmet over my meat computer just for it to start hurting itself from the inside", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Super bummed that one of my best friends from high school is a republican", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "so good man https://t.co/0QwOj3TEph", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hate when ur food starts popping like crazy in the microwave & then u take it out & it’s still cold😐😐😐", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if 2020 was a nose it’d be mine 🐦", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I felt like a wet dog after tonight 😂🐶", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Andrews really trying to explain to me that football and rupauls drag race aren’t the same thing when it in fact is the same thing.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@inkofreality @StrangerTings1 @nytimes You're so close to understanding baseline biasing. You can get there, I believe in you!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "we love when the power goes out at 6:30 in the morning on a wednesday https://t.co/BBIQ7ZYS3x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i genuinely can’t believe that red velvet are finally back after like two years i don’t know how it’s been that long", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else have that one person who you’ve been getting wrong number calls for since you got a cell phone in 2007?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just read, \"oftenly\" and threw up in my mouth a little.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hear me out... The lyrics in \"coney island\" should've been \"lost again with no surprises, disappointments close your EYESES\" \n\nFixed it for you @taylorswift13 😉\n\n#evermorealbum \n@taylornation13", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Grealish is just good. You hate to admit it, but damn.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me: :(\nme after eating one blueberry: :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The world we live in today actually disgusts me.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i fucking love rob beckett", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PlayStationUK Nice", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@claire_seiler THIS IS AMAZING", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Feels #PS5Share, #RatchetClankRiftApart https://t.co/nL6MqpotNT", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I would trade my left eye not to have OCD anymore, it’s 5am and I’m here trying not to pluck my scalp bare", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I wonder if it's too late for me to re-enroll in University and relive it all just one last time.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Step up TooBigToPlayFootball BEAST Adebayo Akinfenwa, nearly 39, to score 1st first goal in 2nd tier & gives us TINY chance of staying up in 1st ever season in Championship.\n\nJog on SuperLeagues & anti-football Egomaniacs' 8 figure pay outs getting sacked.\n\nTHIS is REAL football!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The numbers talking to me!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This Country is absolute crackers i love it so much", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Andy Dalton is so atrocious", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "gotta love living in a country where it’s easier to get an AR-15 than it is to get coronavirus testing 😍😝", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "How do I stop thinking literally everything is corny ??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Alejandrathfc Congrats! Being a parent is the best 😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TheLunaCinema @seetickets absolutely no response from Luna Cinema and my completely factual review on See Tickets has been moderated and will not be published 🤔 great to see @seetickets looking out for their customers. Excellent customer service all round 👏", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "CLB cover art makes me want to pound my knees with a hammer.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It’s a great feeling knowing that I receive the rarest form of love on a daily … ✨UNCONDITIONAL LOVE✨ is something most people never get to experience so i cherish this blessing that God has given me because He came at the RIGHT TIME 🥳🤍 #3yearsdown #BlackLove", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@DylanPetit17 @jaredj5 Let's listen to Dylan Petit over actually doctors, biologists and epidemiologists. 🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Dirty from Hamilton there! #F1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“Just listen to the police.” \n\n“Just listen to the curfew.”\n\nWhat would’ve happened if the Civil Rights protesters in the 1960s just listened to the cops and stopped their sit-ins or just stopped their Freedom Rides? Change starts by defying the unjust authority in place. #BLM", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Last night I wanted a quesadilla so bad but I ate salad. Now though??? My time has come. I am eating a quesadilla.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@VertigoTeaparty fashion souls! fashion souls! fashion souls at lunch!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@kevinabstract ye", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@agusriver13 Oh, I'd love taking on Culver as a reclamation project, and Hernangomez is a great backup. Only issue I see here is the earliest we could trade a first-round pick is 2027.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When it's September 1st and you're excited cause you realize Halloween is next month #enthusiast 👻🎃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@FeeyaCruz But you get to see me?!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "a female peacock isn’t even called a peacock, it’s a peahen. i shit you not.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the way i see red when i’m stressed out is absolutely draining", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There is nothing new in an oliver james publication that can't be found elsewhere for free. He's a leftist living a straight bourgeois life", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i can’t wait until the weather cools down so i can read under a tree at a park and look like a mysterious intellectual", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you joined our girl friend group, you’ll literally break up with your bf sooner or later", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Watching Vivo at 4.30 for first time, my 6 year old already knows the soundtrack as she loves @Lin_Manuel I'm pretty impressed!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh good, it's time for the bi-monthly random power outage.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I need Trisha as a guest on red scare", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "shang chi meant so fucking much to me. i can hardly imagine what it meant to others.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nothing screams “I’m a glamorous cosmopolitan woman” like following your dog down the street in the midst of winter, saying “go potty! Go POTTY!” over and over again.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Chloe and Toby just minding their business 🤣", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oscar just snatched the drink of a drunk girl who kept spilling on Chan's pedals. She barely noticed.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So used to having peppa pig on in the background for my daughter, it was 5 minutes before i realised she hadn't been in the room for ages (in kitchen with daddy) and it was just me watching it! #peppapig", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Matt Hancock is a top shagger", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "RUBY MOTHERFUCKING SOHO IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER #AEWAllOut", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being a business major is legal conversion therapy and must be stopped", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Need a new job 🙄", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just witnessed [in person] a beautiful murmuration. Stunning.\n\n❤", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i turn 18 today & im not even gonna be surprised if my parents tell me I’m adopted bc my genetics would a lot more sense", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm gonna say it: Joanne beat the fuck out of Michael's Halloween online store.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The sign of spinelessness: complaining to someone having a call on a bus as they're getting off. Was the person on the phone a woman alone? Of course she was. Was the person complaining an older man? Of course he was. Did I yell at him? Of course I did. Speak out for justice. ✊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh wow, trolls really have a lot of time on there hands, jeez 🙄 they really don’t like getting banned #twitchtrolls", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Love a good cry 👌🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Are jacket potatoes only good for the toppings that go on them?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "can't wait to cop tickets to see the cracker quartet", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's been such a good day💛", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "anyone else kinda like how it feels after you floss and ur gums are inflammed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "That white one is definitely the best of the 3, love that.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wait for the car driving down the path!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Going to my first Japanese steak house tonight. 😋", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We're on to the eat whatever i bought reduced and shoved in the freezer stage of moving out.\n\nWe've got black pudding, squid, bass, fishless fingers, chicken thighs, homemade wildgarlic butter, chili, curry, bolognese, 1/2 tub carte d'hor ...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you still drink cow's milk, please do a quick Google search on what is actually in it and what industry your supporting. You'll be disgusted.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "An inspiring afternoon spent hearing the impact of #FGM first hand, from an incredible survivor.\n\nOne in three women will experience gender-based violence in their lifetime. A shocking statistic that brings home the prevalence of this issue. https://t.co/UBhvWT3dAi", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "For anyone with Three network, you can upgrade or pre order over the phone, online hasn’t been updated.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I want to see Drew Lock cry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "really need upload season 2. today. now. thanks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Humans are the only animal that can’t tell fantasy from reality", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "That second vaccine dose is no joke is it 😵 been absolutely floored since Saturday", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I should’ve called in 🥴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Forbidden forest was so peng", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i miss tsukasa.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hope every sweet girl that came in to my job today knows that i would die for them and my compliments are GENUINE and FULL OF LOVE‼️‼️‼️‼️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "omg text “pew pew” and see what happens 😮", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Having neighbors is the worst 🤬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me and noah forgot that today is our anniversary. if that isn’t couple goals then idk what is 😌", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i wonder if the gates daughters tell people that they aren’t rich", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So weird how Venmo hasn’t venmoed me yet really thought I was the one", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "🌶 Spiced Coconut curry 🥥\n\n.\nA weekend spent with friends brings a week of content... or something like that 😜\n\n.\nStarted the weekend off with this yummy morsel, With was a fusion of miso sesame aubergine 🍆, broccoli… https://t.co/zyWiA0EX4u", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i had a dream nev from catfish tried to murder me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i want to go back to last year when i properly discovered kpop and it was so fun and exciting💔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "People who walk their cats on leashes are not people to be trifled with.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "watching twilight with sam and i cannot wait to see his reaction to animatronic renesmee baby", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I would like to motion for movie theaters to start pick up or delivery popcorn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just had to call and explain to my bank that the 3 donations this past week to the @WWF were not fraudulent charges and that I did in fact intent to make them😅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You know you live in a city when you refer to crumbs as “roach snacks.”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@williamhanson As I said yesterday- I speak the truth! Thanks a lot for a great talk I know the entire year enjoyed it though I roughly and learnt a lot.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Haven't been on this twitter in forever!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The way the Orioles have bene playing since the end of the losing streak gives me hope for next year. Reminds me of the end of 2011, where they were giving teams hell down the stretch.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2000s songs are so infectiously rhythmic and boppy i love it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#PostAnUnpopularFoodOpinion salad cream on toast mmmmmmmm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Having a bad week but what else is new!! At least I finally got paid 💕😭", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I wanna do the best friend thread for u too nico but i hav to pack for holiday i will do it soMETIME THO", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thinking about that time Blizzard had the brilliant idea to change everyone's name on their forums to their real names. God, what an idea that was.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "its my party and ill shit if i want to", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people in london are always asking me for directions !! i am as lost as you !!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "our lord and savior, frank ocean, has saved us all once again.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "if anyone wants to count their shirts for me… let me know. need some validation. having a crisis because i have 58 (sweaters, t shirts, crop tops, all inclusive as long as it can be worn alone as a top), and i think that is way too many but i also can’t bear to get rid of them?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yes, it's unfortunate that we are in lockdown again - however, this blame mentality isn't helping anyone. With everything we've experienced during lockdown, we shouldn't move forward with divisive and unkind comments but instead with unity and compassion 💕 #leicesterlockdown", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "And so it begins. The Sunday back to school preparation. 😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "New heated socks review! Are they any good? Find out for yourself :)\nhttps://t.co/FQ2WHrYwd2 https://t.co/mNjWOUhhTu", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I think France will win #Euro2016. Predict who will flop and come out on top at https://t.co/U8ycyIk3JK https://t.co/PGTRXBNSLY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Finally got new contacts which means I finally plucked my eyebrows for the first time since Laila was born (or, lets be honest, well before she was born).", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Men will literally fake an injury on the football field instead of going to therapy", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Also my Twitter seems v quiet, what is going on?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Go on girl!! @EmmaRaducanu 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 so proud, can’t imagine what you’re feeling, well done x #Raducanu", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "someone please explain to me how our queen @taylorswift13 had time to create the masterpiece(!!!) of #evermorealbum while soaking in folklore’s success AND re-recording 5 previous albums?!!! she is too good to us 💙💙", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Man I miss my friends :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "days since i’ve had to explain to an american that they are the only country that celebrates thanksgiving: 0", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i don’t think i’ve ever truly brushed my teeth correctly", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well, I had hoped the election would be called in time for my quarter-century birthday two days ago, but I’ll accept this belated present from my fellow Americans. #BidenHarris2020 #election", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@pamparoni If they aren’t out yet just wait to get the ps5 later with a discount", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can we girlboss medusa", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Still haven't fully comprehended I go back to work tomorrow.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In desperate need of 1 final spoon code. Been searching shops desperately for the last few weeks without luck. Please, please send me a code", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "missing cali :(( https://t.co/G63HHwCOcP", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As colleges begin making fall re-opening announcments, remember that if your school is reopening this fall, it's not because it's suddenly safe or the pandemic is over. \n\nIt's because they want your money.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No joke, air-fried Twisted Teas are THE BEST.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "So now that it's not getting banned, should I download TikTok?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@geekcubed Rant completely warranted! \nMarket Research is my thing, and I lose count of how many times UX appears to be a distant concern compared to “but we must gather ALL OF THE DATA”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "happy birthday mols!! thanks for being such a fun person I love you bunches💖💖 @guinnmolli", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I turn 30 in just over three months from now, and I’m feeling weird about it. On one hand, I know that aging is normal and okay and good and that most people are happier in their 30s compared to their 20s, and that 30 is not “old.” On the other hand, I feel nervous and sad.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "too many words, not enough pictures", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@dyIanobrins 💙", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Midwife means with woman be it a male or female midwife that's what we are there to do #WomanCentredCare Thank you @loosewomen and @jacquelineMjos for highlighting the work we do as midwives. Seeing a happy and healthy mum and baby knowing I made a difference #allthethanksineed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Spa night in London booked with the girls 🧖🏻‍♀️😍🥂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i got so much done at work today we are all proud of me today ok?? ok???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am Lindt EXCELLENCE! Take the Taste Challenge quiz & find out which Lindt Chocolate you are. https://t.co/UC4L1qnw5U", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "went to check out the bios of the (exclusively) hipster dudes that work in a rival boutique goods store and found out they all traveled internationally during the pandemic 🙃🙃🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@adorinqdwt @dwtridesgnf Yes the racist is so cool!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@joanne1894 @chillimac63 You can choose not to play a player. That’s no different in any squad anywhere in the world.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Research-based tips for helping your workforce recover, reconnect and re-engage https://t.co/h5wmbXlHE8", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I cannot describe how nice it is to finally have a phone that has a battery that will last longer that ten minutes without needing to charge again lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The end of of S3E2 money heist makes me v happy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Only 10 minutes into #AEWAllOut and I'm already pumped! When was the last time the #WWE did this?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "❤️ https://t.co/eZsf1fZfix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TheWiganRunner @EmpireCinemas There are so many films I want to see atm! This would be amazing 🙌", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Seriously thank God tomorrow's friday #needabreak", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my gf's large cat is \"the big boy\" and the dog is \"the little guy\" even though the dog is bigger than the cat. i will never explain this bc it’s not my job to educate you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "love seeing that my mom has officially started posting about the horse worm medicine being good for covid actually and they’re just trying to make it look bad bc it’s so cheap 🤪", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "women say they want a man who has his life together. so how come whenever i show one the seven days’ worth of microwaved broccoli, carrot circles and chicken breast i keep in a tupperware in my fridge at all times, they are instantly rendered catatonic with clinical depression", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If anyone’s wondering how my day’s going, I’ve just bought the biggest bottle of banana milk I could get my hands on, cause emotionally I need it, and I’m fairly lactose intolerant.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the hurricane has been completely underwhelming", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Here we go again! We are expecting! Our third baby is due Feb 2022! Absolutely terrified of having 2 under 2 and a 10 year old but we move baby! This is the last addition to the family so going to enjoy this for the very last time ❤️👶🏽", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Holly Arnold ??? Who #ImACeleb #MBE nope not sure oh hang on you mean MBE yes that’s her !!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "me: trying to sleep slightly earlier than usual bc I feel like shit \nmy friend, texting the group chat 13 separate times at nearly 4am: hello I don’t think so! how abt I tell u abt how bad things are going instead :)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@GriffinGullotti @BovadaOfficial I've withdrawn over 5 figures approaching 6 with no issue \n\ndon't care g", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "when my sister was younger she made comic series called “harry potter loves bacon” in which harry potter discovered a love for bacon", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "these two girls are on the beach in lawn chairs, i love shoobies", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Tim for prime minister #TheCircle", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Here is my book that no-one will ever read! 👨🏽‍🔬 https://t.co/EstLa52GEX", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "He’s All That literally made me cry I’m not kidding I feel so dumb!!!!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m defending the land I have left. Click https://t.co/3vXqNbqJqr to do the same. https://t.co/Im5HpQWABQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@SkySportsBoxing if i think you would have a chance against fury i mean its easy for some broken bodied old boy to beat the best in the world", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Class being canceled occasionally is always nice but 4 in one week feels like an early Christmas miracle 😳🤗🎄", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "https://t.co/ZOkVLoNM6Z\n#king810 @KING810FLINT\n\n\"Eyes\"\n\nI have never felt like this\nYou and I were meant to be\nDon't go away\nI'll go to my grave about this\nCause you had me believing till our final days\n\nAnd right now I wanna die\nWhen you put me in the ground go deep, deep, deep", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So upset about Sean Lock. I’m always watching YouTube compilations of him on Cats does Countdown. One of the funniest comedians out there :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My investments investing in me! Sit back and watch it come to you..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What a panel! There's still time to sign up if your interested in all things user experience and people-focused design. https://t.co/rJNmGCWUBY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just found ive been walking on a broken foot for the past 6 months 🤪🤪🤪", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Why do I get updates for bloody football all the time…", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s been several weeks now and I’m *still* laughing at @HenryShields saying ”Living room... living room...” in increasingly frustrated tones... @mischiefcomedy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Reina when we first put on her Halloween costume vs when we started saying how cute she was: https://t.co/nK6HAD8scD", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So staying up late was worth it..... 😪😩", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Ugh I have fruit flies around my basil plant so am attempting to drown them with apple cider vinegar.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How is my highest grade in A&P", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AlexShawESPN @robwishart @GNev2 Does he order 11 at once and drink each one at just over 5 minutes, OR do we have to take into account going to the bar? Either way it’s a disgrace and not what we should be promoting to the kids.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The Invisible Man was pretty good, liked it! Excited/scared to finally watch Deerskin, the last movie I planned to see in a theater before covid killed that hope. #HBOMax", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Been looking forward to watching Coxsey's bouldering on @Eurosport_UK for a week and the climbing channel is suddenly showing horses. Horses. Horses! HORSES!!!😡😡😡", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sorry man I been suckin off the grid", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Home made pizza is in the oven! We've made one each so there'll be leftovers for lunch tomorrow. 😋", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Fun fact: Nelson Mandela once played John Wilkes Booth in a prison theatre production #themoreyouknow", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "...One of these is a massively expensive exercise in pushing the boundaries of what humans can achieve, and landing on Mars is also pretty neat!\nThis episode we're also tackling taking notes, reading new old comic books, and cheering on a rowing vet!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "next person that puts beomsil on my tl has to deal w me crying on the floor", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Why do people get so opinionated over other people going to uni? Like it’s my debt and my time I’m ‘wasting’ leave me alone", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#EconTwitter Job candidates: I already see some postings trickling in on @JOE_listings (and I’m always looking to procrastinate) so send me your papers for comment! My specialties are beh/exp and eship/innovation but I’ll read anything! Dms open, ✉️ djlee@udel.edu", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my professor has been fighting with his dog most of class lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "denmann brushes r so therapeutic to clean", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How to access alternate characters on the iPad https://t.co/caXzywahm3 via @niktronix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wow... the universe gave me the task of a potty training a whole human? the audacity.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i no longer sympathize with college students and finals. been there done that, ive done worse", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "am i the only one who gets \"tomorrow\" confused with \"tomato\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If I was a wealthy Boomer and I saw a bunch of angry Millennials coming for my money, I'd be nervous. We already killed Applebee's, we will kill again #EatTheRich", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today I learned that kitties do this thing called \"making biscuits\" when they're happy and content, and that's the most wholesome thing ever.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My uber driver talked about the failing American education system, the American dream, and doing acid in Amsterdam all in a 10 minute span", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In sunny spain at the moment!!! Hows it all in england?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hailey convinced Tayler that putting a spoon in the microwave to scoop ice cream faster was a good idea", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Well that was humiliating for India. No clouds and yet Anderson still delivers. I expect India to come back hard. #Cricket #INDvENG #ENGvsIND #3rdTest #bbccricket", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being able to open all of the windows today because it’s warm makes me so 🥺🥺🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Who's ready for monsoon storms allllll weekend?!?!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When my girlfriend goes to work I’m not sure what to do tbh.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So we actually have to do hot girl summer without 1989 Taylor’s version., I’m sick", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I have finished work, yet am still here, latched onto the free Wifi like a newborn child to his mother.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hi, I’m doing my first fieldwork in assistive tech and I’m soooo!!! excited!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Getting very anxious waiting for #TheGrandTour", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "well?\nwhere were you, mcu peeps? https://t.co/ZCIvKHY2Va", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "20 just feels like 19 with less excuses", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thanks to everyone for all the love and support!!! so blessed to have this opportunity! officially a mustang!! #stanggang @Mside_Softball @AquinasNation https://t.co/8eqyrglBCf", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i know i didn't just read a 40 page sex scene. my god", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just booked tickets for Santa’s Grotto for the kids. Organisation is key 🙋🏻‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@GoHerping Huh. I'm realizing now that I have never been that far away from ALL humans. I'm surrounded by inhabited places, plus I've really only visited popular cities (did go to a cabin in the woods once, but that was with family). Interesting concept to think about.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#europeansuperleague boycott it! Cancel any subscriptions and make a stand together. Don't just moan about it and do nothing!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "WHY IS JOE BUCK ANNOUNCING. GO AWAY.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Watched the #matthanock clip and immediately my mental health regressed, and not just cos he fucked the NHS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The love island producers are RINSING the Sour Album.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yall ever put a splash of pickle brine in your spaghetti? Its actually not bad .@ClaussenPickles #Food", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "going to class! https://t.co/VgCWGl9YTG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@jabadgo @Nibellion Don’t run it on a school-provided laptop", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "alright I’m ready for some march madness🏀🔥", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@DarkenerWoW @wochinimen @MissPurplePixie shit healer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sorry folks,,, but new t swift album bangs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hey Siri, how do I stop simping?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@kirkkorner \"But it's a deterrent\" 🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "(Shameless Dead Snow 2 misquote) The sequel I did 'nazi' coming! Can't wait! https://t.co/gngxw5kbDh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Good morning to everyone except Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Really want to see the goggleboxers watching Bridgerton #Gogglebox", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Video interviews in your slippers is one of the weirder side effects of the pandemic, but i won't complain lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "idk. academic writing is exciting but what’s the point if the only people reading your work are academics? same with literary journals, tbh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Tetris will never leave me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i wish i could tap in to the government bank account🙄🙄🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "took my dog to the vet today because i thought she had ringworm..turns out she was bit by a GNAT lmfao i am a drama queen", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "who needs an alarm when u can have the low rumbling voice of a stranger to wake u up in the morning 🥰", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just watched Homewrecker @grimmfest Halloween event, loved it! 🎃 #homewreckermovie #grimmfest", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Agreeing with the right to dunk on the centre is the real dialectical materialism", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "how you gonna ask me how i’m doing “on this fine labor day” while you’re off, as I’m ringing you out, on labor day.\nhow do you think i am 💀", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I see Dettol, Toilet Duck and Zoflora are all trending on Twitter. Now why could that be... #TrumpPressBriefing", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@johnredwood Nurse! John’s been sniffing ivermectin again.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Unpopular opinion: a cruise is my idea of hell. \n\nI don't care how expensive/ luxurious it is, it's a firm no.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wish growing your hair was as quick as chopping it off", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "can i get a yeet yeEt for anxiety?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm going wedding dress shopping Thursday 😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "YouTube just gave me a gamer targeted covid vaccine ad and anyway get vaccinated gamers.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every day I check for the Stardew Valley 1.5 update on Switch and every day God forsakes me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It really bugs me when teachers uncap and recap highlighters three or four times per book when marking - Poor time management! #efficiency", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Thanks @myhermes for losing my parcel but giving me someone else's. I'm nice enough to go give it to them though. Please DM me back soon 😐", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "if only those pants were tighter 💔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bar Woah Knee", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How about Trump taking credit for freeing Alice Johnson when we all know it was @KimKardashian that facilitated that. #kkw2022", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Both of these jeans are size 10. the ones in front are @CalvinKlein and the ones in the back are a less expensive brand. You see the issue here right?? #FatShaming #clothessizing #DoBetter #jeans #disappointed https://t.co/NWm4rZlOYg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's important to note that majority of Americans voted for Hillary so if you are feeling alone and betrayed, you are wrong. We are here.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not to brag, but my thesis topic was so good that someone else published on it three months ago 🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I will be gigging tonight at The Swan in the Rushes in Loughborough.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m going to make a quilt of all of my titty pics and sell it to the people to keep everyone warm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "FULL TIME Linfield win 3-2. Linfield's second half substitutions and Manzinga's quality gave them the edge in a pulsating encounter at Shamrock Park.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In case nobody is watching the #MINNvsBAMA game Alabama only has 4 players to play with", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Driving to work singing along and oh story short I Michael Ball fistbumped my wrist straight into the roof of the car https://t.co/wAHMqbMxBv", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Great start to the day Neros was shut and now I'm going akip on the bus 😴😵", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just nearly cried in the tesco express because they didn’t have the cheese pizza or the back up pizza I wanted. My mental stability is strong today.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Old people don’t deserve rights", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "this world is so small I swear everyone knows at least 1 person you might know", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh? You're a real anime fan? Name all the Boku no Pico characters, I'll wait.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@celtjules66 I think Johnson likes this extreme form of social control. It is surely time to revolt against this madness. The vulnerable and over 60s have mostly all been double vaccinated & for the over 50s it is imminent. Depression kills as well, further restrictions make it more likely.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Is this first Cybex isokinetic dynamometer? @DrAndrewBateman #PRS2021", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "all these antivax and antimask people dying of covid, i think is less about them staying true to their beliefs and more that they literally can’t imagine it happening to them, no matter how much it happens to others. “rip to you but i’m different” playing out on a mass scale", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Tried the first hour or so of Tales of Arise and it's already showing good signs. Only major issue I have is the lack of the local co-op I've come to expect from Tales.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@theWellRedMage Not generally; if a community really annoys me, it typically stems from the game already being pretty annoying", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "lalisa and money are so good and perfect for lisa i’m so so proud of her and i can’t wait for the live performance", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Shout-out to whoever invented watermelons.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am starting off my day by watching a Dragons Den special on Deborah Meaden and eating a Pot Noodle. My life is perfect.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but surely the head hochos at EFL, FA, UEFA, FIFA should've cut some matches when starting the season a month late- No need for so many European ties with 2 legs, International friendlies nor League Cup. So many injuries already- many more to come.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I WISH I WAS SMART ENOUGH FOR FIND THE DOCTOR", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If I were the Red Sox I would simply play the Orioles more", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Uh oh Ben Simmons will also have a Steph Curry type season 76ers better not trade him now https://t.co/kkpzfcTcSH", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m back at my beloved Mecca Bingo and I’m very very very happy about it 🤩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When parents ask about your mental health during parent-teacher conferences 🥰 (and you don’t tell the truth because, like, gestures broadly. But still!)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today my pop-pop told me I was not “forced” to go to college 🙃 okay sure sureeee", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When you order books from the bookstore a week in advance and then you wait three weeks for ONE book and when you finally email them about it they reply and say they cancelled your order 😍🥰", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The Goonies will always be one of my favorite movies", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Isn't it sad that my life basically wouldn't change at all if there were no pandemic? Like bro, I was never doing any of that socialising shit anyways", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hate those people who follow people just so that they’ll follow back and then unfollow them afterwards... how childish are you this is not 6th grade", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "IBIZA HAS JUST BEEN BOOKED AGAIN wohooooooooo 🎉👏🎉👏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just wanna exaggerate that I would die for David Attenborough", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "also that jacket he wore yesterday i’m gonna rip my eyes out :/", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just tried to eat soup with my mask on #fail #Masks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "One or my friends has a crush on me, and I feel sad that I don't feel the same way. Because I know EXACTLY how that feels. I hate this feeling. 😞", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Jacob got me sunflowers and roses, is taking me to a crab boil... AND got me the only sims game I didn't have.😭 literally all my fav things", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Home, pet, and car ownership is great fun until you have to replace your roof, the cat needs surgery, and your tire blows out all in a month 🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "finished the queen's gambit, i loved a look into the 1960s in the american south with no racism just vibes", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Today was already weird and then my grandma added me on Snapchat ???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sometimes you just have to send death threats to your animal crossing villagers", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If ya headcanon Cub as an alien you could also make a Lilo and Stitch AU with Scar as Lilo and Cub as Stitch", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Toonami introduced me into anime. #BringBackToonami", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Good morning September... Hello tonsillitis :(", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I don't follow the Women's Super League because my team aren't in. Southampton have built their women's team from grassroots and youth up, rather than just buying their way into the elite. I am proud of them for that.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Focus on the goals you’ve set and celebrate how far you’ve come since then. Rather big or small, be happy for yourself that you’ve accomplished something! #igotoutofmypjstoday #InternationalSelfCareDay", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Damn, imagine being vaxxed and then getting a cold and then losing your taste and smell.\n\nOh wait.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I can't tell if my professors keep skipping/delaying Introductions because grad school is so serious and important that you have to immediately dive into material, or if because classes at AU haven't been in-person in two years all the profs are majorly disoriented", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my bf took my off his lock screen which obvi means he’s cheating on me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Having Covid is the weirdest feeling, the symptoms are constantly changing!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There’s no way Godzilla loses right? He’s literally fought worse kiaju before and still won 🤷🏽‍♂️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I deeply regret downloading tiktok.....yet not at the same time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "South Park being taken off Hulu is the worst thing that’s happened to me personally in 2020 and like.. my dad died", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i miss scotty i find ugly little dogs and i think about how funny he would think it is https://t.co/JGJT4pJ6Ff", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Johnson & Johnson really be tryna kill you from the time you're a baby. If they don't get you in childhood, they'll try to kill you throughout your entire life. Recalls left and right 😬🥴😂🤦🏽‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A message to all Muslims and Refugees: I'm sorry for how my country is treating you. You are only human. #RefugeesDetained #Trump #rt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The best possible Saturday night is going out for dinner and drinks, having a couple too many, and being home for Match of the Day, happy weekend everyone", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@andy_mansell72 @VicOtley @garry_whu @NiaAnts @davidschneider Finally someone is speaking up for the billionaires.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Quarantine Day 256: Dear Ancient Greeks, re: the blanket-wearing—I get it. #QuarantineLife", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Some man just cat called me by saying “let me take you home to explore that ass and that personality”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Kings of Leon. Sex on Fire. \n\nThat’s it. That’s the whole tweet.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every Tom Holland movie i've seen is a masterpiece, i don't think it's coincidence. anyways watch Cherry on apple TV and The Devil All The Time on Netflix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "HAPPY WORLD TAPIR DAY EVERYONE!!! HERE IS YOUR YEARLY REMINDER THAT I LOVE TAPIRS!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The French anthem is a banger. Love this gorgeous orchestration! #Olympics", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why do Americans use paper plates for every meal when they’re in their own homes. I desperately need to know the answer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this is my 3rd time taking a biology course and it’s so EASY wow i love biology so much i’m so glad i’m so good at this subject.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The USA gymnastics team is having a rough time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why are the side effects of antidepressants so ✨scary✨", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "please i just want a gp that can prescribe me my bridging hormones", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sleep is numero uno", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pandora is an awesome website. right now listening to the Fiona Apple station. not a bad song on there.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve been awake for 21 hours", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinking of graduating from oxbridge and then making £800,000 per year from a weekly newspaper column exploring such topics as “the much-maligned cauliflower”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why did my wife decide we needed a new kitchen !2Days to strip the tiles and plywood off ! https://t.co/Z2Jy5JsgDK", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why are tanning beds legal?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "fuck off calling your book \"eleanor oliphant is completely fine\" twee curly license-free font horseshit. radio 4 book club dick ass. call your book \"Pussy Popping At The Homicide Casino\" or i am not reading it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You never realize how easy life really is until you can't breathe through your nose. 😶", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "aquariums are just liquid zoos", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "fun fact: earth day started in santa barbara", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best thing to get complimented on is being tan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this sounds about right. fuck you, kemp.\nwith your grimey ass. https://t.co/j1AfhaxDNa", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Las Iguanas 👌😍🍷🍴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@SrutisJay one of them smonks weed so it's super worth it /s", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I need every app to have a night mode", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am so fucking tired of living in the UK.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "also imagine that same school putting you in a dangerous and triggering situation because they won't take you out of those hotels even after complaining that men are catcalling and following you up to your floor in broad daylight :) i hate the school for this it makes me feel ill https://t.co/ZLEG40HARB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Jasoneditzz @HiddenLeafrouge @KennethOnlineYT @choc @TheNBACentral @balldontstop Michael Beasley is 32", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sometimes i gaslight myself into thinking my fear of and general discomfort with men is stupid and i'm actually just a shitty person who makes broad assumptions about ppl due to past trauma but then i speak to One and immediately trust my instincts again, stronger than before", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This year I am thankful for all of my friends who have cats and regularly post pics of them on social media", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Exams have finally finished!! I can be happy again #woooooo", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I feel like I have Twitter friends with opinions on this - what are the must do/eat/see/drink spots in Des Moines? Please share.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "love living in a capitalist society where i look forward to getting a surgery where i’m legit GETTING AN INTERNAL BODY PART REMOVED bc it means i’ll get a few days off from work xoxo", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Please please please show your support for my dad and his charity event. 7 sprint triathlons in 7 days - http://t.co/SxC8AhB8nA", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "They really said you can’t have nice weather AND no lockdown for your bday this year huh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "need a new pfp pls send suggestions", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I had a dream last night that a talking snake was trying to kill me with a bow and arrow. I don’t know how that would work but just a little insight into what goes on in my brain.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "help why do i keep having nightmares about being amish", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my greatest downfall is having an upset stomach then eating spicy food to make it worse.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm gonna have a breakdown.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "in 2017 when the wrecks opened for atl on ✨that✨ tour I knew they were just gonna get better and better and I have been So correct", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve rediscovered Kylie Minogue and honestly she’s got me through the first week of 2021", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ackley bridge series 3 really has no chill", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The Drake and Josh theme song, “I Found a Way”, is the best Nickelodeon TV theme song and that is a fact", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thank god I just accidentally snapped a rando guy from high school ‘yas queen’ with acne cream all over my face", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my love language is now just sending you tiktoks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "AMAZING game, @RobinLehner!\nSo happy to have you in Vegas!\n❤️❤️❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MCChampionship_ Excited for season two :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My children are 18, 9, and 7. They have never known their nation at peace #ww111", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Excited for 🌞 but not 👙", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Woah. This anime recommendation I am identifying with way too hard tbh. Because it is pretty spot on. It is also so dark I should probably not even mention the name. owo", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "watching the sopranos is neat. the overarching theme of characters dealing with the dissonance of real life vs nostalgia/popular entertainment portrayals of the mob is engaging. also fun watching said badass mobsters dealing with the monotony of suburbia.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@JohnJBrea @lad_lew @Ladyblueclr @realDonaldTrump It's probably something closer to Xenophobia. Which is someone hating someone else just because they're foreign. I mean, you are an English teacher, aren't you? Figured you might know that.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Idk how to explain it but watching snap videos takes energy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Having my first experience of a Whetherspoon hotel tonight and pleased to report that while the bed is comfy, the bathroom smells suspiciously of cider", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So I have an exam tomorrow, but likeee if the country is about to turn into a war zone does it really matter??", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Vevo @ArianaGrande @theweeknd @tydollasign I loved them all, but positions made me so emotional! 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It’s the first week of the summer holidays and Harrison has found his recorder. \n\nGive.\nMe.\nStrength.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my grandma is watching the great gatsby and she said that commercials are becoming so stupid but it was a scene from the movie.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ChasetownFC1954 Evesham and Bedworth were presumably ticket priority games for Cup matches. I remember leaving the one in December after half an hour because I had to be somewhere else", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@mikk2k2 @ArgoBlockchain All/any updates are fully appreciated Mike. 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That’s not okay, but people can be abusive and racist and nothing?!? Okay! 🤣🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@BellularGaming Blizzard will have to make sure it doesn't exceed the recommended fun level of 10%.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the absolute shiver down my spine i get when i hear sweet caroline", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "anything david attenborough narrates is gold", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#JoanneWorldTour I've literally been refreshing twitter for 2 hours Oh. My. God.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@GSpellchecker No more or less complex than any other aspect of evolution. It's all trial and error, natural selection.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it's all about women in stem struggles. what about women in interactive media struggles: i no longer win against my friends in smash because they major in goddamn video game.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else hear some like thunder or something?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Had a look at the hashtag for #Malignant and tbh - it’s fine. The last 5 years have had some really new ideas in horror - this is no new ideas, but lots more body horror. And hot take: I’m not sure you can do body horror without being some kind of problematic.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Entered a scramble yesterday at the orchards and won double the money I paid.. 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Trying to find information on vaccine side effects and it's plagued with morons", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "head is pounding, spent £25 on ubers last night and I have a 3000 word report to write :) yippee x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my favorite brand of old people are the ones who work as tour guides at national parks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lady Hale wearing the spookiest spider brooch I've ever seen to deliver a brutal smackdown is ICONIC", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my friends prof really monetized her lectures on youtube 🤣", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "white ppl sure do love Himalayan pink sea salt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In terms of usability is there a more frustrating web site than ebay?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy Valentine's day I hope everyone gets pregnant so we can have more Scorpios in the world", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait to get home take a big ass antihistamine and roll in some topical steroids.\n\nDamn it, skin! What did I ever do to you?!?!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Nothing quite says “back to work January blues” like pouring soup into a microwaveable vessel ready to take to work in the morning 🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinkin about that one summer at church camp where i would randomly do the cat daddy. who allowed that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bloody lush😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/tkU6lYhVXQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Most people have security cameras for protection. Ours acts as a DVR", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If you don’t hear from me in the next four years don’t take it personally. 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Maybe I’ll feel something", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "first day of work, and i’ve already cried on the job 👍", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Honestly this weather is the best birthday present I could ever receive", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MCFCJerrish @davidinho_21 Nah Dias deffo got juice last season", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every day for the past three days, I've pulled up a taco bell doordash order, and filled up my cart, and closed the window to not follow through with it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@jimrossignol I choose to interpret it as \"XD\": the universal emoticon for laughing at those poor, poor folks in Ubisoft's marketing department who have to deal with that branding until the servers quietly shut down 8 months after launch.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The tea party? More like Diet Koch", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "AT&T is truly amazing\nThey think my lg g7 is 3g only to the point where they sent us Walmart Altec phones and said they'd shut off service.\nWe called them, they told us to not worry and if the phones are fine they wouldn't be shut off\nGuess what got shut off this morning? 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With the better coaching now available, can we expect a decent wee victory tomorrow? 😅", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "thinking about how no one is obsessed with me 💔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The Suicide Squad felt like a remake of the Watchmen movie where they actually kept the giant squid.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i am in severe pain while on vacation i feel robbed.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my body is really out here sabotaging me bc i have to pee whenever im nervous so i just spend hours in the bathroom insteading of studying for finals smh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"@elliekonsker: if u wear heels to school i have a few questions: 1. why\" ask some of the salcc girls", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Unpacking is the bane of my life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Quite poetic to have my last midwifery exam and my first midwifery job interview on International Day of the Midwife #IDM2021", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Things I learned on my first day of classes my sophomore year in college: ingesting semen does NOT lower depression in women", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes I think I’m ready to live in an apartment either with the homies or by myself but then someone rings the doorbell and I get into a full blown anxiety attack because I think it’s someone trying to kill me lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The best part of going out, is waking up at 2PM the next morning wondering whether you're dead or not and what day it is. 😂😳😀", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@claire_seiler see you there!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "today i told my supervisor that i had a dream where he fired me for being too mean to him and all he said was “please don’t dream about me again”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Jeopardy had an “Internet Slang” category and I finally know the answers to some of these.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you watch #TheCrown and don’t simultaneously wiki deep-dive on the royal family, did you even watch The Crown?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "we hit 17% of americans fully vaccinated in case anyone was wondering", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every dentist office plays Africa by Toto on those overhead speakers while they scrape ur teeth. it’s written into the matrix code.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don’t expect others to help you if you don’t want to help yourself 🗣", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TrujistaSancho Reminder that City and United finished on the same number of points in 15/16…", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What is it about standing in the shower that makes it so easy to make important life decisions 🧐", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@dunkindonuts @hannahebridges this is iconic hannah", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My boyfriends 4 year old son now likes Beyoncé. #myjobisdonehere", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Locodoco @econoar Remember food tokens?\n\nAt some point things get so unbelievably ridiculous that the whole thing needs to come crashing down and have a long nap.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Feel like every senior is just ready to move on to bigger and better things", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Applying for jobs is so weird and feels fake", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "tiktok's full name is tictactoetok", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My best friend rly is my soulmate", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "YOU HAVE TO understand that people fight INVISIBLE battles. don’t invalidate anyone’s feelings.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "going from a toxic, abusive relationship to a healthy n loving one is so crazy. im finally happy :’))", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Still time to apply for our Clinic Supervisor post… https://t.co/A2JZjjHo6R", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Imagine spending 14 years building an image of being a genuine communist party only to throw it all down the shit can with a year long campaign of being bigoted traditionalists.\n\nFunny how you see much less CPGB-ML activity in cities all across the UK since this shit started. https://t.co/NnurKZEZEk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yo ima hott mess but at least i’m hott", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#GhostOfTsushima #PS5Share, #GhostofTsushima https://t.co/N8qZPcKwqy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "can u believe shaz hung up on me to see if her mark tweet sent where's the justic e 😤", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "First day of school and spectrum internet has already shit itself. 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Check it out at https://t.co/y0earQdPwa and kudos Sam Whitt, @rkwrice and @vera_mironov!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Another brilliant initiative by @Agent_Marketing. Let's do what we can to support those who need it most! \n\n#AgentTechAway https://t.co/am9DUtvfmQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my eye doctor is so cute and charming ok", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nice to be compared to a brick wall 😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This thunder is making me so home sick for WI 🥺 Thunder storms were my favorite part of summer and i will never forget the beauty lighting arcing horizontally across the sky over Lake Michigan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yeah, Lydia! Making Alaska proud 🇺🇸🏊‍♀️ https://t.co/V0YJDwKrt9", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We'll be giving classic, cult and trashy movies away next week at our charity horror night - https://t.co/TuCvfGNm9n 📽💀⚰🔪👹 https://t.co/lGJgbAD3Da", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "That was the most mentally draining match I've ever been at. I wish the outcome was different, but I am still so proud of you @SunderlandAFC. My first match at Wembley with my big boy ❤️❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just found out crossfire is still huge and there's a console ver coming out soonish. Best bed time story I've ever heard", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My favorite part of flying is getting to walk past the rich people to get to my poor person seat.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Remember the hundred emails from companies when Covid started getting real? I’ve gotten three in regards to support for protests. 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Hurrah.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s my last full week of working from home 😣\nNow it’s almost here, I don’t think I’m ready to go back to the office", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Here for the #gbbo and #masterchef tweets only", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Both doors to my house were open for a bit today and neither cat used the chance to escape 🥺 I think they really love us", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I support my brilliant and intrepid coworkers organizing for better wages and working conditions here at KUOW! #SoundStoriesSoundWages @wemakekuow @sagaftra https://t.co/5NXuz4ERqq", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m finally surfacing after a holiday to Scotland and a difficult few days with an ill child (hopefully on the mend now). Happy September all! Smell the pencil shavings and that new notebook aroma. 1st Sept has always seemed a lot more promising than 1st January", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I miss California. 💔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "fisher: \"i thought you said aids\" \nme: \"yeah rachel really loves aids\"", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the forbidden grooves, genius of love, and maroon 5 were exactly the vibes i needed today thank u so much for sharing ur talent with us on ur live stream @sidneyg156", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pernille deserves better", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this is the first time in 6 years i haven’t had to move, i am so relieved", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Christmas sucked. Didn't get the heelys I wanted so how am I supposed get these ladies to swoon.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "North Dakota: *has one decent week of weather*\nMother Nature: NOW I SHALL CAST OUT THE SUN AND BRING THE COLDEST OF RAINS UPON THY SUPER, DUPER FLAT LAND.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "milk and cookies are an undefeated delicacy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "so the royal family is sound with pedophiles but as soon as a mixed race baby comes into it they’re scared ? makes sense 🥴", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m going back to work exactly 8 weeks postpartum and that just doesn’t sit right with me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ahhh I get to listen to a cement mixer all day. Awesome.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Emma Raducanu is a joke. Astonishing achievement. Future of women’s tennis for the next 15 years 🎾", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At this time more than most, it is important to celebrate #Pride2020 \nNo one should ever be afraid to love who they love, or to show it. #Pride", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've compiled a list to debunk the gatekeeping morons saying #StarWars is too \"male focussed\".\nLeia Organa, Jyn Erso, Rey, Bastila and Satele Shan, Hera Syndulla, Padme, Iden Versio, Nightsister Merrin, Cere Junda, Asajj Ventress, Sabine Wren, Bo-Katan Kryze, Shaak Ti, (1/)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Idk why but I love comfortable silence", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Update: holding hands with your mom and walking around campus also shows you're prepared for the independence college offers", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just won 3 cents on HQ words...early retirement here I come 😍", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Turning my head away from the ads that play at the gas pumps as a form of protest", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "have to somehow become fluent in Spanish in these 2 weeks before school starts because i bullshit my way through my past 2 semesters in online classes. it just set in that i’ll be in class with native speakers and i am so embarrassed already", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A whole 2% off for a single order, rejoice", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just caught Jamie talking about me with his nan, he showed her a picture he took of me and she said \"aw she's gorgeous isn't she\" MY HEART 🥺💕", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Jeudy :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Chris_Ransom @CityView1904 @Uzzell01 @BBCSport Aware she was not a tennis player when she left Canada at 2 yrs old?? aware she did not pick up a tennis racket until 6 years old??.aware last12 years trained at the same tennis club in Bromley Kent England??the girl is British no haters or doubters will take that away from her", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i think....when packs go on sale....i will buy Get Together and Paranormal?? 🤔 i was actually kind of disappointed with the gameplay i saw in Paranormal but recently i've been craving new careers so", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Strong people have no need to bully. Bullies are never strong. Shouting and losing your temper are not signs of strength.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it’s been 20 hours and i want another chai latte with pumpkin cold foam i can’t afford this!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Someone in the pub just described the England team as \"a bunch of Marxists\". Makes you proud doesn't it?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I can’t believe it’s been 20 years!!! I’m still as much in love with them now as I was back then 🤣 @officialblue they gave me the most amazing friend in @AriesBabe85! 💙💙💙💙 #20yearsofBlue", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my vibe is garth Brooks song “the thunder rolls” but the 3rd verse when the wife shoots her husband for cheating on her", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "was Chris Harrison really that fundamental to the bachelor?? what are they gonna do, forget how to function when there’s one rose left???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "12 POUNDS LOST IN 1 MONTH. BITCHES IT'S OVER FOR YOU ONCE I DO THIS FIVE MORE TIMES", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AnthonyOgogo @RoyalAirForce Thank you for spending time with the kids today, my little boy was very excited to tell me that he'd met you and had drawn a special picture of you.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I feel like I'm the biggest time waster lol", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@truelyesoteric @howisthewater @JacobWohlReport Tomorrow at noon it's instant communism and we get our national wife chain started.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Even though my mom has to work a 12 hr shift today, I'm thankful she's happy with what she does and that she is doing what she needs to do in order to care for her children. She is the strongest and most important woman in my life. Without her, I am nothing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wouldn’t it be cool if i could spontaneously combust", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Semester hasn’t even started and I’ve already had two breakdowns :) this is gonna be a fun one!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love talking to people about books !!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes I feel like all this effort is just like sticking diamond encrusted alloys on a knackered Corsa. I mean, shit is what it is at the end of the day.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "First night out to the pubs and my appearance has already been picked on and I’m crying, fairs to say I’m gutted x", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "what it do babyyy🤠 https://t.co/HBvMmOOTZG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Once you go Fever Tree you never go back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This is my third time watching Jane the Virgin and I can guarantee I'll be watching it again as soon as I finish it. It's my comfort show which is surprising considering how dramatic it is.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "People really don’t seem to understand that a vaccine and a cure are two completely separate things like we can’t cure covid but we can sure make sure less people have serious side effects by vaccinating them. Almost like exactly what the flu vaccine does 🤔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just want @jvn to tell me his vision for me.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Have the most balanced diet, a healthy balance of codeine, panadol and ibuprofen....", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "For the first time today I've been dancing around to Xmas songs whilst tidying. Hahaha definitely in the Christmas spirit. There are some wonderful people out there. ❤️🎄❤️ Hope everyone has a lovely Christmas 💋", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No but the worst type of boy is the one that wears shorts and sandals when it’s snowing and constantly reminds you that it’s not that cold", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have never missed something as much as I miss the soy milk machine at the dining hall", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "future mvp lamelo ball", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"friends\"", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I keep getting dramatic, anime style cowlicks in the morning and I'm thinking one day I'll just go out without brushing it down to let everyone know I'm the main protagonist.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My (extended) fam was discussing going on a trip instead of getting presents for Christmas, like okay I’m bout it...\nYeah they were talking about doing to the dells. I’ll take my god damn presents thank you very much", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love desth note go light go", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got my first shot. Feeling pretty good. Kinda feel like buying some Microsoft products. The shot didn't really hurt. But what will hurt is if I don't take advantage of the Microsoft office deal going on right now for a limited time", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Seeing Erin see Mr. Brightside performed live was the best thing i’ve witnessed in 2018 so far🎶🎸", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I never thought I'd say this, but I have become one of those people who like bounty bars.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "tiktok has a new girl saying, “time to go to bed, stop scrolling” & i decided i’ll listen to her but only because she didn’t scream at me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ShareZone5 @StockpickB You are a right bundle of laughs to take to the pictures Draft!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "shoutout to the kid who brought a pineapple to hc and threw it around #madrespect", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "put the frou frou version of holding out for a hero on spotify challenge", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "REALLY wishing i was born 4 months eallrlier right about now #Election2016", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Help raise £2000 to help provide food and essentials to disadvantaged child.. Please #donate on @justgiving and RT https://t.co/q7hZ4jWmLl", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "salsa verde appreciation tweet", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Casually looking at the 06Z forecast it seems that the 'previous UKMO forecast interpolated ahead (6hr)' and the 'U.S. Navy COAMPS-TC model forecast interpolated ahead (6hr)' models have been smoking something. 🤔\n\n#Hurricane #Larry #WXGeek #WXTwitter", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm not really in favour of gun control at all but I find it incredibly interesting that Americans on both the far left and the right will often use the necessity of defending yourself against an oppressive state as the reason for maintaining free access to firearms. 1/2", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sundays are officially for those 'first day at school' new job nerves https://t.co/WGjolXq5o5", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My adventure this week was going to a park and staring at a man trying to figure out if he was a statue or not. He was standing under a gazebo with all matching green on but I never saw him move but his hair looked real. Can you die standing up?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#McflyAllAboutUs got me right in the feels ❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@KjellKHansen1 happy birthday!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if there isn’t a season 2 for never have I ever on netflix im going to cry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Very exciting to see rapper @Santandave1 referencing Of Mice and Men on his verse 👏🏽😂 https://t.co/4onZzT8ze8", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When you almost finish four seasons of Scandal in 5 days... Everything has you thinking #whatwouldOliviaPopedo ??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you aren't angry about OF banning adult content you're whorephobic, sorry not sorry. If your activism doesn't include the wants, needs &desires of all marginalized groups, of which SWs *are* (& often intersectionally), then you are nowhere near as 'liberal' as you believe", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Dear @krispykremeUK,\n\nI see your enticing #Thanksgiving offer that ends on 2 Dec.\n\nI wanted to ask if you're aware that #Chanukah starts on 10 Dec, continues for 8 days & that traditional Chanukah fare is actually #DOUGHNUTS ?? 🍩🍩\n\n#justsaying #AskingForAFriend #opportunity", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Time for my daily scroll through the target app to feel something", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "omg my ships are gonna love what taylor swift has done for them", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Why am I sad for no reason ALL THE TIME", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how do I get my boyfriend in a maid costume?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Perfect afternoon chilling https://t.co/zQxELWrbop", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this week is going so slow 😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Janet67866039 @ermbop Its literally very common. My friends son was concieved while she was in the pill. You do know it's only 91% effective right? That means for 9% of women, that form of birth control fails.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Maxwell, Arthur’s middle name is Grandpa’s name. So he has a piece of two very important people of Mikeys family. Grandpa is a incredible guy and this was probably the only thing at this point that we could give him to make him feel appreciated and loved. Grandpa loves his name.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Superposition of Eulers", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Been playing Ghost of Tsushima and I love it!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Dads always know a bunch of obscure sports facts from the 80's", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh my what was that noise? The dog isn’t happy either! #loudbang", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Gonna sleep soundly after my #TBCResolutionRemix Barre-dio class @TheBarreCode River North 💪🏼", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It may have been a year ago, and I’m super proud of everything I’ve done since, but damn I miss uni and seeing everyone on my course everyday", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The defunding of higher education is a purposeful action against leftism which educated people tend towards, particularly in colleges of education, writing, and humanities where they are known to cluster. “Then take up a trade” is artfully packaged book burning.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Billy Gunn sorta relevant for the first time in years...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Day 3 of night shift: “Can I get a triple shot puppuccinio?”", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hi 👋🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "best feeling: freshly shaved legs under your fuzzy blanket", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why do I talk to my dog with a speech impediment?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i despise the racism within oldham", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why is asking for a letter of recommendation so embarrassing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@RangersFC Well done 👍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Any Brandi Carlile song rips my heart out and mercilessly stomps on it until it is in a million different pieces", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The NFL is rigged... change my mind 🤷🏼‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have to live with my roommate for 2.5 more days and I question whether my sanity can even take that.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Did anyone else used to have the local church walk past their house with a giant crucifix on good Friday or did I just live a really fucking weird childhood?!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "going to class! https://t.co/VgCWGl9YTG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why am I not famous yet cos I’m actually fucking hilarious", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wish i could understand string theory without knowing math..... alas i guess i am too hot for conceptual physics", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Because of #Trump I now don't have to worry about other countries making fun of me for being fat! 🍩🍫🍰🍕 #Thankstotrump #America", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Working in stately homes means walking in to a tap running that definitely wasn't when you locked up (and isn't broken), and hearing the doorstop that you're looking for knock against a cabinet when you're not in that part of the room.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "lmfao, I just looked out of curiosity, and I have over 3000 emails saved from the 2 years I was on the NPC, guess I could really write that book I've joked about\n\n(also, if you are new to the NPC, my biggest piece of advice is have a good system for keeping up with your emails)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The rate at which I go between thinking: ‘it’s fine, I’ve still got 3 weeks to write my dissertation’ and ‘shit I’ve only got three weeks to write my dissertation’ is causing some serious procrastination whiplash.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So sad to hear about Sarah Harding. Life is way too short ❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ChasetownFC1954 Don't get to as many games as I'd like, but always pick up a programme when available.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm A VeGeTaRiAN BuT I eAt FiSh 🙃🙃🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I put on work out clothes then lay on my bed and watch Netflix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Kind of rude of my stomach to still make whale noises after I’ve given it a whole protein bar", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "can tiktok pls stop trying to tell me i’m about to get into a long term relationship i’m literally on mental health watch rn i don’t have the time for that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I haven’t been to the roxy in a while obviously but DAMN I don’t remember it being this hot in here jesus get some AC", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So I've had a little cry tonight, after having to go to a food bank for the first time in my life this month, and worrying about Christmas, I posted my wishlist for my girls and recieved a gift. It has definitely made my day, I am so so thankful ❤️❤️❤️ #AmazonWishLists", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just disposed of a dead opossum. Good morning!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "always gonna wonder if id dress masc if i was skinny o_o and if id be more open to telling people im nonbinary if i was skinny -_-", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m jealous of people that look good in their passport photos", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I inhaled a bug tonight and I am so freaked out I can’t handle this", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "knew one coworker recently had a baby, but didn't send us pictures so far. People are curious, so I tacked up a stock photo of an ugly baby.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ok its my birthday I need chinese food", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Someone should’ve had me committed the day I decided to buy a pair of non-stretch denim jeans", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "At every job I’ve ever worked, my supervisor gets frustrated that I don’t retain information immediately or that I need things to be repeated multiple times. And not only is it really disheartening to be treated like I’m not trying or that I’m stupid, it has crushed my confidence", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The Non-Nonconformists - I'm Just Doing My Job https://t.co/gjocqn4O8L via @YouTube", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The Bruins announce that Chris Kelly has been named an Assistant Coach for the Boston Bruins; Adam McQuaid has been named Player Development Coordinator; and Ryan Mougenel has been named Head Coach of the Providence Bruins.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bran flakes must certifiably be the most boring cereal going", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The rugrats movie is on 👏👏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PONOS_EN All I want for Christmas is Fate Collab Rerun in 2021. Alongside Blu ray release?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I refuse to work under someone for the rest of my life. I WILL have my own business and be my OWN boss. ✨Speaking it into existence✨", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Put myself on a book ban since I've bought over 750 books this year so far.. and I'm already itching whenever I pass a bookshop. I have more than enough to read until I'm 45!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Am I the only person that was triggered watching a comedy about a 21 year-old forced into marriage shown through the male gaze? How much longer are we going to normalize this? #30weds21", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "super duper grateful to everyone i have in my life 🥰", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@alligatoraliens tbh I think the only time I hear trans people use it is trans mascs referring to themselves. I'm sure it does happen but the OG tweet really feels like \"made up a guy to be mad about\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@rachel_hei u cry a lot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Beautiful animation and hype song what more could be asked for https://t.co/PFLLswgkh3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my current mood is scooby doo in velma’s orange sweater and daphne’s gogo boots", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love siriusxm. siriusxm is my friend", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Okay, well nice of 2020 to bless us with the gift of great sports team names - The Kraken and the Washington Football Team 😂😂😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"calm down, I've only had it a couple weeks\" 🤨😒", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love calling my mom early in the morning and waking her up, I take it as pay back for all the times she never let me sleep in 😜", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my mission in life is to eventually own one of those life-size martini glasses that Dita Von Teese does burlesque with.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "cold ears? take out one AirPod, leave it by the stove, and forget about it for 20 minutes 🤗", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@AgainstArms @ACCLiverpool Yes NEU! 👏👏👏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This might be the worst government in living memory. \n\nThe fact they are still polling ahead must therefore mean we have the worst opposition in living memory.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Drum and bass is dangerous stuff don't you know.. #FabricReview 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Someone tell me why I just tried to call someone on the calculator app and couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t working", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I wish i loved my body", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m getting the vaccine on Wednesday 😭😭😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i think it should be illegal for the people stopped at the light outside my window to have bad music taste", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i am afraid that, despite all of your words and actions, you actually just hate me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@micahgallen @rosanna_olsen I am just looking at this again today... did you ever get consistent success with fMRI and Eyelink eyetracking? I am tempted by the MRC SYstems's fMRI safe 12M camera+IR pointed directly at the eye (through two way mirror) but all the researchers are familiar with Eyelink!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Finally listening to Luke’s album and I really like it.. very vibey", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I passed my permit test!!!🥵", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Waiting for little one to fall asleep so o can sneak upstairs and get my hot water bottle.\n\nShe's sitting up in bed practicing her nodding 🙈", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anybody actually fucking like Priti Patel?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do you think when a middle aged white man goes to buy a big lifted brand new F150 they check to make sure his penis is incredibly small?? or do they just take his word for it", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If you've been to Smoke & Salt and enjoyed yourselves or if it's on your list to do, I'd be very grateful if you could spend a minute looking at our Crowdfunding page for our new (bigger and better) restaurant in Tooting, London. \nThe minimum investment … https://t.co/UQGSNPZo9o https://t.co/C8rSmh3Axt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've gotta start thinking seriously about abandoning Apple music, ipod etc. Letting music find me on the likes of Bandcamp. Nothing human in provider that plays albums out of order and denies files bought on other platforms playability on their device.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Omg flashbacks to emma blackery girl balls merch and the fact that i spent money on it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Please showcase Hanahs story. The dog who was ripped form her mothers arms in the Joplin tornado. Let's bring her HOME!@TheEllenShow", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m going to cut off contact with every single person i know and emerge in a few months o a year from now having lost the ability to physically speak but be able to play the meanest fucking accordion you’ve ever heard in your pathetic little life", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i LOVE grocery shopping", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BeschlossDC I stayed home sick from elementary school and watched it at my grandma’s house. I don’t think I understood exactly what happened and that it was such a tragedy.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My favorite part about running on the track is seeing how high my heart rate gets just walking up the stairs to it.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Cast member: “I wish I was in the musical before this year. I’ve never done anything at school before and now I feel more confident and I think I want to do a spring sport now too.” THIS. This is why I love directing HS theatre. It’s about so much more than performing. ❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "all my outfits would look so much better if i was tatted 💔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today is another day where I haven't met Danny Devito and I am sad", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My dream is to be left alone.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This has NOTHING to do with what happened. What she was doing 6 months before - good, bad, medium - makes no difference to what happened on that day. https://t.co/0zGa3R9d1v", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bernie Sanders is the greatest president America will never have.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "need disney to greenlight percy jackson rn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Baby, write this down", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Also, two whole episodes this season with no D'avin at all. ☹️\n\n#killjoys", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Everytime I exit and reopen the Instagram app it freezes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@RealCarlVernon The only thing in danger of being spread is good sense!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Imagine not liking football 🤣", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "No commentary audio channel on @NBCSportsApp for the #Michigan #NotreDame game, just background and field noise. What's the problem?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm late to the party, but The Politician on Netflix is making me laugh and cry multiple times in an episode and I love it so much", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my mom says i need to interact w actual ppl and not just folks online :((( i have no friends irl", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MI37867601 @Christo66412045 @FIimdog @UpTheVile @JoPSmith25 @NewsForAllUK @DailyMirror I don't think they did, but I could be wrong. Jon Ronson interviewed a guest booker for the Jeremy Kyle show for his book, The Psychopath Test. There's a short exerpt of it here. It paints an ugly picture of how these guests were viewed and manipulated: https://t.co/EnbNS2xYWZ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What's the German word for when you start a podcast when it's already 2 years old, but now you've caught up to present-day and you have to wait every week for a new episode instead of blitzing through 3 months' worth of content in one day ?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I can't look at a bug without thinking how many bells I could sell it for... Animal Crossing has really done a number on me.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Congratulations to Trump on his second impeachment. It’s a tremendous achievement borne of hard work, focus and dedication. Record breaking. Historic. Bigly. #ImpeachmentDay #TrumpImpeachment2", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "So now that thats over how’s your day going guys?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why am I so tired and also why is the answer always chronic pain???!???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why’s Netflix taken Mock the Week off I’m so upset 😭😭😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Very sad to hear about Sean Lock's passing. A very funny man.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MollyJongFast I think it should be allowed for customer service workers to squirt water into their face like how they do sometimes to train pets", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love acknowledging the other twinks on campus hi friends!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Your family just escaped war, bloodshed, and devastation. #Trump's bigotry sent you back to face persecution. #US https://t.co/CFogfvsQjn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "They really took friends off Netflix 😭😩🤦🏼‍♀️ what am I suppose to watch now??!??!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just took my little sister’s fake prom pictures at the same place i took mine while one of her friends wore my old dress i am feeling very sentimental:,)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Joe Biden & I are both Irish-Catholics who grew up in Scranton", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I don’t trust anyone who enjoys hunting", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "206-658-7963 https://t.co/ZSOI0MBKwS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "AS SHE SHOULD https://t.co/v1p2hHIC1i", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MatthewStadlen @sajidjavid Thank you so much for your insightful thoughts- I’m sure @sajidjavid is overjoyed that you “quite like him”", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Chris:*tells elaborate story of how he and Michael lost 2 different lifeguarding whistles*\nMe: wow, you really blew it didn't you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "does anyone else hate hearing their own voice I sound so aids", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Answer me this: how does my 2014 mac book pro just come back to life?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how can a person look at lizzo and not think she’s hot it makes no sense", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just finished Shang-Chi with @glitch031 \n\nBest MCU movie.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "happy international lesbian day i love loving women 😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Come on Tom Ford! #snooker #WelshOpen", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "missed this the first time round but a conversation I really wanted to see happen , great article @hkatewilliams https://t.co/wH0doPQlb1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "there's so much going on in the world right now and i'm fucking appalled", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just download the Researcher app - if anyone has tips please let me know 🙏", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“If I could have changed anything about my childhood I would have never watched spongebob”\n\n-no one", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Someone stole the 13.1 magnet off my car! #asshole #really?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just wanna know why God couldn’t have given me just a little bit of titty..???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've just got up at five forty five on a Sunday to watch the Japanese Grand Prix as a Ferrari fan and saw Vettel jump (and then fuck up) the start and Leclerc tangle with Verstappen on turn 2. Lovely stuff.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i love dolly parton. that’s all i have to say today, thanks.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@JoeTalkShow @EdwardNorton Get ratioed, then tell us more about the \"hate-filled left,\" especially about how the Republicans and independents who voted for Biden are somehow part of that group 🤣", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I love how they blur out Tristan’s face in this season of the kardashians LMAO like hmmmm I wonder who that mysterious man is", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Daily reminder that you’re fucking dumb if you “don’t believe” in the vaccine", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "18 yr olds: *literally in the olympics* \nme: *just melted the bread bag onto the toaster*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@igreen95 thx for the play by play", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Good deeds don't go unnoticed 😇", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just watched a man smoke crack on the R train in front of 3 families. New York is healing ✨", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "drop some creative fun instagram captions???", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Join me on @WeAre8Official to help save our planet in just 2 minutes a day.\n#UnitedForGood @WeAre8Official https://t.co/s2LdOOJleR", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the only thing the boomers got right is how scrumptious elvis presley was", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Amazing how fast this team can go winning from 13 straight to losing three in a row. Lol. Horrible managing tonight. I really hope this Boone experiment is over soon.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Beer and the ufc are good", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My official ranking of holidays: \n1. Halloween \n2. Valentine's Day\n3. New Year's Eve\n3.5. New Year's Day\nThat's it, folks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "trying to watch narnia and nathan and michael are fully sat here trying to figure out how the time zones between narnia and earth work", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I forgive, but never forget\nI don't hold grudges, I just move on\nI suggest that you do the same.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TSM_Leffen I mean Japan was the favorite https://t.co/0H6FXmjzF5", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I am not a simulation theorist but the groceries thing fucks me up. I have never seen a neighbor get groceries. I live in a big complex. And I feel like I am getting them constantly. Also, have u ever stayed at somebody’s house? I have to remind people to eat lunch or they won’t.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sorry for crying about paddington, i really didn’t mean to", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "apple.. as much as i want to say ‘abs’. no. i am typing to type ‘and’", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every time I get a symptom I strongly associate with pregnancy I also get my brain going through all the shit that happened around that to deal with as well as said symptom.\n\nBirth trauma, leaving us to deal with 100% tongue tied baby untreated, the general no support of lockdown", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've just seen the news about Sarah Harding and genuinely can't believe it. So sad. \n\nSo so so young.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Death by Zara fitting room", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "how close i am to losing it. https://t.co/iQ5onEyYhb", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Omg my dog just scrolled through my emails with his nose and I’ve never seen anything CUTERRRRR😩😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@DanielIngolfur @The_Timbrodini @ViQueen55 @tedcruz I know, right? He even wanted poor people to be healthy, because he was basically a fucking communist. What a hippie.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This second jab has made me feel off the box this entire day 🤮", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In the awkward years of being too old for the kids table but also still too young for the adults table", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If a dude says “females” I automatically don’t trust him", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just almost got hit on the highway by a @CityofSanDiego truck 🤪 tysm for making me feel safe guys!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Always glad to live in Kent 🙈🙈", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "RIP spider man 💀 https://t.co/GI0ZLhBxdp", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My god, he’s even a hopeless kisser 😭 #matthanock https://t.co/yyfq9UDfNg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wearing a cute jumpsuit is all fun and games until you have to go to the bathroom", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "our new neighbours told macauley their names and a couple of peoples names on the street and all he remembered was the name of the cat and dog 🙄😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wizkid is the king, ok lol", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Completed it ✅💚\n\n_\nJurassic Coast Macmillan Mighty Hike was tough, but so rewarding! Up at 5am & home by 10pm 😳 BUT views to die for, the BEST team ever, Jake completing it in his sliders which is a whole other… https://t.co/kxNSLTd60g", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My dad just said to me, “Hey, you’re kinda skinny, can you slip behind the fridge to look at something?” and it might be the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten. So guys, go tell your girl you think she’s kinda skinny🥰", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Fat Patty's and Applebee's have very similar energies, but they're unmatched. It's like wrong step and I'm gonna end up in the other restaurant with no way back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Funny how my phone starts turning into a piece of shit when the new iPhone comes out 🤔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "crocheting is hard", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "drive to work with no music kinda day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the time is currently 00:24 and the single thing rattling around in my brain is the noise those door stoppers make. you know the one", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "protect your energy and elevate.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Our mate @bikeitben1 has just broken the 48-hour distance mountain bike world record. HERO. SUPERHERO. ❤️ http://t.co/ryrVxbuUmV", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "After a valiant fight, my Aunt is being taken off the vent. Not COVID related but a huge loss for my family. It is truly a sad day.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#jackstack @TGIFridays 😍😍😍 https://t.co/J2Ycj5WbOe", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hit the perfect drunk sweet spot. Doing silly voices and saying stupid stuff to make each other laugh.\n\nPretty much when I'm at my happiest tbh.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oops I watched a video about a service dog, started to cry, and now cannot stop hugging my pup so I’m just going to have to call it a day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2020 couldn’t get any worse https://t.co/PeBHqsc2MB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@NotMikeRNG @DynastyDegener1 @myost73 @nolan_szn @BearBadger2 @JesseRogersESPN Regardless of everything else I think it's weird you would imply Pujols definitely juiced where Bonds didn't. I don't think it would be hypocritical to argue against both but there's no reason to be intentionally difficult.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@richardosman @GMB @susannareid100 @piersmorgan You've a book out? I hadn't realised.\n\nYes, you've already read this 8763 times this week, but hey.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "bigger thighs means u have more room for a cat or dog to lay down on them!!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The goal is not to change history, it is to decide which parts we celebrate. Racism should not be one of them ..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "NOT OLIVIA RODRIGO TRAITOR IN THE BACKGROUND #LoveIsland", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Loving season 4 of trump does America. Funniest season yet #DonaldTrump #Trump #MAGA #MAGA2020", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When youuurrrrrr Ubereats driver is legit two minutes away from your house, and then cancels your order, saying you didn’t answer the door. 🕵🏻‍♀️ 🧐🧐🧐 I know you ate my food Randy, I hope it gave you diarrhea 😤", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@JessicaChung13 4) never take a first hour class", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love talking about feminism when I'm drunk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I remember when I was a kid how I used to troll my dad. \nI’d be watching a film on sky movies and then when I knew he was in the other room I would say out loud ‘wow look at the tits on her’ \nHe would come back in the room and nothing was there but he’d ask questions like…", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I was getting off the skii lift today and this dude bumped into me and goes “oh i’m sorry little guy” ?????? Im literally 20. Also a girl", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy happy happy https://t.co/9W1XIbpL6x", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MailOnline Another misogynistic, homophobic rapper.. how shocking!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I'M THINKING THIEVES #100T #LCS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "grimes was the vibe for this evening", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lil Pump is the Nelson Mandela of our generation", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Loving the representation from South Yorkshire 🥰🥰 #GodsOwn #England #ENG #bbcfootball #bbc", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how do parents of twins make sure they are calling them the right names??? what if they’ve actually been called their twins name their entire life and no one knows?? what if my name is actually Kyle?? Did my parents mess up too??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@rits_meg @freedomsenpai hot loli", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I can’t quite believe I went to the gym last night instead of the pub (?!)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Showmasters are basically thieves, quoting it’s in the small print so you can’t have a refund.\nDates moved from summer, to a 4 hour slot on a Friday evening in November which is about as much use as a telescopic sight on a knife.#WeWantARefund @UKConsumerRight", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Get the Police involved.\nRefuse to sail until they mask up.\nDon't let them on in the first place.\nLittle point posting on twitter if you're not going to enforce it. https://t.co/NyPNpIezAB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just love falling up the stairs 😑", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "it’s so boring to not have a crush on anybody", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So our landlord just brought in new sofas which is lovely but in the process broke a table, someone’s cup and spilt tea on the carpet and left saying “you should probably clean that up” thanks Darren 🖕🏼", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Sixteen days, three countries, seven cities, and it's finally time to come home. You've been great, Asia, but I'm ready for some deep dish pizza.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’ve come to the conclusion i don’t rly like strawberries & i think they’re overrated", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Owwwww stressful day.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got complimented on my skills in da kitchen today by both my managers and the head chef lfg 😎", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#bbcfootball one simple question.... WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO ALL WEEKEND!!! No football, No F1..... Gardening?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm seeing Niall tomorrow!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "💕 tip for baking bread! 🍞🥐🥖 you can use the yeast in your dog's ears to substitute active dry yeast or instant yeast in a pinch! 💕", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Ask if there is a continuity team you can be a part of, or if you can see the same midwife throughout your pregnancy- easier to ask questions and raise concerns to a familiar person https://t.co/bqkOXuwwKt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So in other news I just held the door open for Bam Adebayo & then I fell down the stairs & I think I broke my finger.. ya I'm THAT smooth", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "man I really hate seeing two fucking idiots raising a baby", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "HOT TAKE: Can we stop romanticizing the grind? \n\nYes there is value in hard work and determination. However, it is NOT HEALTHY to work yourself until you can hardly function as a human being.\n\nThere’s a big difference here.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Holby City had me gripped! Best. Episode. Ever.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hot take: the worse taylor swift song is false god\ndon’t kill me pls it just sounds messy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "where can I hand my notice in for mental illness? been working at the same thing for way too long and it’s time for a change.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "What song makes you want to have hardcore sex, and why is it any song by @theweeknd ?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy New Year everyone!!! Bring on 2014!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I find it hilarious that ‘black and white’ or ‘all or nothing’ thinking is considered a cognitive distortion and is a symptom of several disorders, and yet it remains a pillar of American (and Western) culture.\n\nIt’s almost like…. our culture is toxic 🤔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just letting everyone know that iceland deserved to win", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How bout you dont use a gazillion filters on your pictures", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "As if some people left the cinema during Super Trooper I am so offended 🤯", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "one time i lost a tooth in a bowl of lucky charms and then thought it was a marshmellow, bit into it, and cracked another tooth", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Mr_M_Dent This unlocked a series of deeply-buried childhood memories... yep, you can definitely tell whose jumper is whose by smell.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Idk if this is controversial, but food in ATL is better than food in LA 🥸", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "IMAGINE the outcry if SNP voters went and celebrated this win that actually means something in the same way that Rangers fans ‘celebrated’ a few weeks ago over football game.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There is not enough people here #ivoryrooms", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "According to my road rage, the word of the day is asshat", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I miss my family’s road trips. My favorite part of our annual road trip to Canada was buying fried chicken and a banana flavored nesquik in Michigan 😂 https://t.co/sw7iUWFWBN", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "One positive of being stuck inside all the time is I've almost got back to being as good at FIFA as when I was 15, and I consider that an achievement", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone else get really freaked out when seeing someone you’ve only known with a mask on without a mask for the first time??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy birthday Kayleigh!!! Hope you have a great day ❤️🎉 @_kayleighope", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Using an educator discount, I receive 20% off Manga at B&N. This is the only reason I am a teacher.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Reece02_ Congrats. My son would like to do this in a few years time, what were the requirements if you don't mind me asking?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just got a strawberry coconut refresher from @dunkindonuts and it’s so sour i think the milk is expired 🥴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if you wear jewelry to the gym, i am afraid of you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "WTF is Tim Horton’s?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Selling 2 X Zutekh Presents Mella Dee at Square One Manchester Tickets 22nd August - £18 Each, cheaper than face value \nMessage me or @SarahrodriguesX to buy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m sad I didn’t get to decorate my grad cap but I would have been to lazy to do it anyways", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Riotswimbananas that haircut looks so good on you!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Think I just fell in love with a new song... will be playing it 24/7 now", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Let me guess, it has to be Charlotte Tilbury makeup. And if by chance you do take it off, use Charlotte Tilbury skincare https://t.co/0c2IfIpy8l", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "maybe i’ll shut up about wisconsin drivers when y’all stop fuckin driving like that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "bring back theme songs!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I would like to dedicate my hot girl summer to the Eastpointe Chick-Fil-A. Thank you!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Resisting the urge to label mulder a himbo", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How nice of tonsillitis to join me on my holiday 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m gonna miss scantrons shortening my name to “Christ” after 16 years", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "2 assignments due Friday and I have no motivation to do either of them 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me and my gf are on a reality tv show binge lately does anyone have any suggestions for particularly Unhinged reality shows", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wine, pizza & UFC... is there any better way to spend a Saturday night? #UFC #fightnight", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ngl the post bb walk to the train might be my fav thing abt chicago", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sometimes i think life is rough, then i remember the one time i drank the starbucks witch’s brew frappachino and i feel less bad that ish nasty https://t.co/CCyloabF0l", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love days when Rob works short call and is only at the hospital for *checks watch* 13 hours.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i just want someone who would still love me even IF I grew that bad moustache", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my boss sent me ice cream bc I got my wisdom teeth taken out 🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "keep the mics on pitchers always", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nothing warms my heart more than seeing everybody come together and attack Westside’s administration ❤️ #WycoPride #YeeYee", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Does your pet have a middle name and what is it?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "getting in a crash on january 1st seemed like the worst thing in the world but i’ve just been given the fittest hire car so 😚silver linings😚", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Actually considering applying for the undateables", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@MarkHendyHR Well done Mark, you’re smashing it!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I really feel bad for all the pups this time of year. 🎇", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I called out an insta post for fat shaming and am now being told that making fun of someone having no neck is “not making fun of someone’s appearance” !!! The more you know guys!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Getting a dog was single handedly the best and worst thing I’ve ever done..can’t imagine life without her and I can’t live without her.. Make sense?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@duluxuk @SpursOfficial Don't apologise for the good tweet, Dulux", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well that’s the last time I swear at the pizza man down the phone. 🍕 \n\nHe wins. https://t.co/2WjnqL5ZDR", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Newfound desire to study so I can walk home when it is still SNOWING", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ok i can’t take this anymore, i’m gonna sit my ass down and watch this film, if it’s shit i stg i’m suing the internet for lying to me", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm settled for a night in front of the TV watching #SoccerAid", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Facetiming my friends has made me realise how much i miss them :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Only food can turn this day around", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Feeling the love with 4 different people wishing me good luck on my exam today #didicomplainaboutitthatmuch", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BuzzPatterson I say he's still pretty wiley. A touch (?) of senility might be turbo-charging his wileyness, and he naturally loves the attention of his courtesan 'handlers'.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bruh, chili slaps.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "now I’m no mathematician, but pretty sure it doesn’t take 7 cops to arrest 1 person", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@JoJoFromJerz My mother in law says “grandma-great” instead of “great-grandma.” Among many other mispronunciations, but that one came to mind first.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me and rachel are sitting in mcdonald’s talking about how we spend too much money on food and as the guy at the table behind us is leaving he lays down $10 and says have a great day and walked out i’m crying", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just get yer jab and shut yer moof", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Had a dream me and the guys went to go see a new saw film that was really mellow. Just people going through jigsaws stuff after he died", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My mental state is getting dangerously close to Ben Wyatt’s that time he spent weeks on a 3 second claymation movie", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This is a great month for me, #NewWorldMMO comes out and literally the 1st of October Im going to see #TheManySaintsOfNewark if its 2 things people know about me is that I love MMOs and The Sopranos", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Mustard has no business being zero calories", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sorry to the proctor for my chem exam last week that saw me cry for 20 mins. don’t worry, I changed my major 🤟🏼😬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "love how badly i embarrass myself on nights out how iconic X", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I want a bloomin’ onion", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Turnover is the best band to cry to/drive to/daydream to/fall asleep to/ reminisce to/die to", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "'Margaret Thatcher' is trending... has 2016 taken another one?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "[AD - Press Trip] The Wildfowl and Wetland Trust site at Slimbridge in Gloucestershire has long been a favourite day out for local families.\n\n@WWTSlimbridge\n\nRead more 👉 https://t.co/FzfBlfJdqo\n\n#WetlandHeroes #FamilyFun #VisitGloucestershire https://t.co/G3q6OZj2T1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "First official day of maternity leave and the sun is beaming! Let’s hope this is a sign of the summer to come 👏🏼☀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I haven’t read enough Twitter today to find a reason to be cross that Kate went to the bandstand tribute so I’m going to remain just really moved and glad she did.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"coping strategies to help with tinnitus and hearing loss: see a doctor!\" Wow thanks internet", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me multiple times I must have become a brexiter. #Brexit", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Heard a rumor that Baja Blast is coming to stores and regardless if anything else I hope for in life falls through, at least I'll have this.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the manliest thing I can think of is when the men from the World Cup passionately sing their national anthem", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Seeing John Mulaney perform tonight might honestly be one of my favorite experiences I’ve ever had", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@rolandsmartin @nypost Damn! At my wedding we drank enough to make up for the no shows! 🤔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How long do you have be out of school before you stop cringing every time you see a school bus", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BIGRXD12 ah yes, people with eating disorders, famous for easily being able to not worry about their weight", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Being a girl is about garish blue eyeshadow, mostly", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "talking about the capitol all day like i'm in the hunger games or something", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Study, study, study", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wonder what catastrophe is going to be broadcast on Friday the 13th? https://t.co/udHa9eoAx1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "horseshoe crabs are so sweet and gentle i love them", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m usually pretty good at guessing the ending of a crime series but #clickbaitnetflix had me changing my guess every episode. SO good, highly recc", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This weekend I hit a delivery biker with a car door and my Uber score still increased 🏅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When the fast food cashier says \"come back again!\" and you reply \"you, too!\" #LetsMakeItAwkward", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This time last year 🌈💛 there may not be a parade today but the fight for equality never stops. Celebrating with a socially distanced Pride D&D session! #PRIDE2020 https://t.co/pKA4QU5UDi", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Listen, I get that it’s #BettyWhite’s birthday today, and good for her, but it’s also #JamesEarlJones’s birthday, and I feel like that needs more attention. The man is a legend!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why was everything in interior design so brown in the 2000s", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#GhostOfTsushima #PS5Share, #GhostofTsushima https://t.co/Y90ImGF97b", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "IM GETTING MY NAILS DONE TODAY!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else feel REALLY uncomfortable when the @itvtakeaway pandas tell the kids “Don’t tell the adults; it’s our secret”. This is a huge Safeguarding no-no.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@tylerthecreator @staci_zr can i use this chiamus for my ap lang speech about parallelism lmao", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Don’t keep up with the Joneses, the Joneses are broke!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Is it just me, or do they keep taking The Associate on and off Netflix...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hurt my foot like 3 days ago, I have no idea how, but it hurts to put pressure on it. Love that for me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Day 2348 in lockdown. Never in my life did I think I would utter the words \"I've disinfected the chocolate\". #coronalockdownuk", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@stockwa16053563 @PeterGWall @michael_saylor Michael Saylor is efficient in his line of questioning. Feels like more an interrogation 😂⭕️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Dear No Label Academy students… we’re still not done. Each and every one of you will receive a brand new MacBook to continue your musical journey’s. ❤️ https://t.co/Aod5lrXPmb", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today's the day, last to chance to sign to show support https://t.co/MsgaINJPVj", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A nice thing about not sharing my office with anyone is that I can take a nap at work", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "apparently it's the biggest ask on the planet to find decently priced sandals with an enclosed toe. PLEASE, INTERNET. I just want to have vaguely summery shoes that don't involve me having my toes out to the world at all times lmfaoo", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Today Rob told me that they have a room in the NICU with so many babies with MRSA that they started calling it the MRSAry.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m done being replaceable to my “friends”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MarkHendyHR If only... one very tired @CIPD student here!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "everyone please stop playing Old Town Road I’m begging you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"Jane the Virgin\" using the Meisner repetition exercise as a psychology technique. Haha! Love it!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So excited to start this job!😊", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Yay - snow day, I can work from home - oh wait....", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the curious george soundtrack radicalized me at the tender age of four", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My mam just informed me on the phone that the clocks went forward. Had no idea.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yes i have little interest in doing things that applies to me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "ERROR: 404 https://t.co/xcNCMlnzrm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "excited for my transition from a gay who can’t drive to a gay that drives badly", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've gotten to the point where I take off my glasses in Target to avoid buying things I don't need", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@netflix the good shows that were cancelled for this to happen: 👁️👄👁️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lutalo's back. Now would be a great time to announce his Strictly participation... #bbcolympics #Olympics", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "frozen bananas, peanut butter, cacao powder, almond milk, blend YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED OH MY GOSH 10/10 best homemade ice cream 🍨", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How is it possible that Sly Stallone’s ‘Cobra’ is both the best and the worst movie ever made?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "for the love of god someone please teach timothee chalamet how to enunciate", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@playrust Rust is basically turning into Subnautica 2.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Replace Pelosi #Nancy", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "A huge thank you to the @NRoboteers Twitter team for keeping us all up to date on your progress - it's been really appreciated by those of us who weren't able to join you.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "America needs better sex and reproductive education!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The first time I saw someone hit a juul I thought they were sucking on a portable flash drive", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best weekend. I am one very happy girl 😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "only have to physically be in uni for an hour a week looool mmmm take my 9k xxxxx", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Marshalls in Zandvoort be like #WTF1 @MattyWTF1 https://t.co/liviXOQjH7", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy birthday to me!! I’m 30! 😭", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@JasperSmiith @LentonDNRA @ShearerWest @registrarism @UniofNottingham @CllrDaveTrimble @SallyLongford @CllrDavidMellen @LilianGreenwood @MyLWE @MyNottingham Yeah just a coincidence that infection rates go up and down dependent on when students are in the area or not, also tallies in with the parties being attended by up to 3 times the amount of allowed attendees. Definitely not students 🤔🤦🏽‍♀️🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’ve been laid off !! Nice:))", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@favourite_uncle @town_chocolate @a_genz_elder @dickimaa @mikeduncan Civ 2 gave us Alpha Centauri, and that’s the pinnacle of the series there", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i bought this cute ass animal crossing pin from @cosmokii and they sent an extra pin for free 🥺 https://t.co/JJSE4QvP2C", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "always remember thank your Alexa, just in case the AI take over one day", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "today im grateful for: \n•old friends\n + their moms\n•kittens\n•shakira", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my brain cells when i'm asked to do any math whatsoever https://t.co/Hn5XTP8WJD", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wow we aren’t the favourites this time? https://t.co/qKj4fKvYm3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@HotspurHurly61 @JackPittBrooke Agree with this 100%, he made mistakes but went through unimaginable grief and played through it. Got a lot of unwarranted hate from Spurs fans, I hope he gets a new club and does well!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If your mom isn’t your best friend I feel really bad for you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "life was good when i had pfizer boobs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy Cinco de Mayo to all my three taco eaters out there— being full after two is a sham and out right lie", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Who's the bastard that got my cat to develop the kink of liking his ass slapped? Lord knows it wasn't me and I'm scared.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "so in loveee🥵😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "okay \"deja vu\" is doing something for me that \"driver's license\" never did, and I think it might have something to do with those washed-out, low-fi drums that come in at like, 1:30. 10/10 production choice", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well, what a way to ruin Easter. Thanks @CadburyUK https://t.co/zkkguY2g6M", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "U know when u leave a banana peel in your hot car and then it smells like a banana Laffy Taffy but also pretty disgusting?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "oh my god i have the Hawai'i twitter baddie in my class this semester i will try not to fangirl!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got razor burn on my mf armpits so that’s it this pain ain’t worth societal expectations on women", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Makes me feel proper uncomfortable when I see people eating full on meals in their beds", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I've been doing physics for 40 minutes I think I deserve a break 😂😂😂😭 I'm never going to get it all done at this rate", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Too much on my mind 😖", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2 things I love:\n1. Being woken up by construction work an hour before my alarm.\n2. Sarcasm.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "dogs and cats are happy animals. i pity anyone who cannot love upon these magical creatured because of allergies. only heathens dislike them. i cannot be a part of a friendship where the alternate person has even the slightest disinterest in them.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "centipede just ran across my bed while i was in it. knocked a year off of my life expectancy for sure.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Another Sean Lock moment, I cant remember when or from what set, but \"shark attacks only happen when you are wet\" still makes me chuckle", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl pub crawl. There are pubs and I am crawling too them", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not the first week of september already being over what the fuck", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do you guys ever turn the music down to try and figure out what that smell is", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Enjoyed every moment of watching our fabulous Team GB compete in the Olympic Gymnastics! #sotalented", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hug your loved ones right every single day. life is not promised to us so make every second count", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So you can’t really get huckleberries outside of MT/WY area because they’re hard to cultivate and need to be picked by hand at high altitudes, making them ~$65/lb. But bears love em and will go to town and eat like $300 of huckleberries in a sitting and I love thinking about that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "im ollie im 5'8 and i think my 5'7 boyfriend is short", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I am so thankful for Christian", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bit confused by this celebrity #thechase episode. There’s a longer desk to allow for social distancing and there appears to be no audience for obvious reasons but Bradley is still shaking hands with the contestants?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Calling all user researchers: who fancies beta testing our new thing? It’s good. https://t.co/Ww4iHVkdZ2", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just got my first spam call about my vehicle’s extended warranty!!! I’m living in a meme", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Excited for this fall voxbox! #complimentary @Influenster https://t.co/8VtOfkSam5", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "finally found the perfect cowboy boots on ebay after searching for weeks 🤠", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i am so cute", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just watched the Murray game and BBC commentary after. Isn't \"Andrew Castle\" cockney rhyming slang for something? Should be.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinking about quitting the path im on to become a college advisor so i can be wrong and do nothing for the rest of my life", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Before going to Lush: I’m just gonna buy 2 bath bombs nothing crazy 😇\n\nMe walking out: *holding 4 bath bombs, 2 lip scrubs, 3 shower gels*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "in the studio asking folks so what do u do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love it when drunk, inconsiderate flatmates come back and start climbing on the roof #istillhaveexams #tryingtosleep", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@brruhia Nah bruh you just drinking it upside down 😂", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "An uppity receptionist just told me an initial assessment to have someone simply look at my teeth the exact same way my dentist did for free will cost £165. I might have laughed at them down the phone.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@cassieecote413 you can copy mine", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Sitting in a waiting room listening to two middle age women talk about how 50 shades changed their life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@markbishopuk @DrPragyaAgarwal They are legally entitled to ask for asylum.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Of all the things I've done this summer, surprising sis at @TAMU for move-in day might be my favorite. Wishing this weekend had never ended! https://t.co/5RiwnACMm2", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Absolutely prepared to ditch #WoW for #FFXIV at this point...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Great effort @Patriots We'll get em all next year", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Stepping off a plane and feeling the sun on my face is exactly what I need around about now.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lol those tea towels your parents could buy when you were in reception at primary school with all the wobbly self portraits", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i want a kaleidoscope so bad", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "flew into a rage this morning bc i couldnt find my karaoke mic so yeah i would say things are going well for me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i found out about a cat antique shop in wichita falls today and i can’t stop thinking about it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hate this site [CHIRPBIRDICON]", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "when my mom was preggo with me she craved brussel sprouts, tomatoes, and squash. i’ve been on the veggie grind since before birth 😤", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do other people have extremely long, meticulously detailed, and always stressful to downright terrifying dreams that u could easily turn into a book or screenplay if u had any sort of motivation or do i just have Trauma", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@KellyMartin_UK @Morrisons You’re right, it’s all one big conspiracy. You should boycott the NHS too, they’re in on it as well", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i got a shit load of extra taco bell and yknow what when god provides we don’t ask questions", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me> I'm fine \nAlso me> 24/7 star trek on my mind", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Brother's off on a night out and I've gone to bed cos I feel exhausted and sick.... excellent 👍🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "So does anyone else carry their animals around the house on a tour to look out all the windows so they know what it’s like to be big", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@catboychika Aren't you happy I gave you less competition for ranking", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "OH MY GOD I AM IN LOVE WITH MY FIANCÉ. https://t.co/LRukiQpXve", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What a night of fights. #UFC200", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "BOSS BURGERS - POSSIBLY THE BEST BURGER I'VE EVER HAD", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Putting the toilet paper roll on so that it hangs under instead of over is a crime worthy of the death penalty", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Mad how a bit of fake tan makes you feel like a new person. Like a more confident, bronzed person 👸🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i have this reoccurring nightmare where i accidentally forget to put on shoes before school and i have to spend the whole day barefoot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "HELMET CAM 😍😍😍😍#BelgianGP #SkyF1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I know these things take time, but I feel so bad that the cats hiss and growl every time they see each other. I just want them to be friends!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ah yes, it really is wood-burning stoves in sub-Saharan Africa thats driving the climate crisis 🧠 https://t.co/lShlgWYGOX", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@VertigoTeaparty now you have a reason to play this https://t.co/9RnJRWFbGm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "City life can be rad and all but I really really miss being able to lay outside and watch the stars at night", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "OT OT", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#reputation is everything I needed before this 13.5 hour flight.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I wish I could watch Disney channel original movies on the old box TVs to get the full effect again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me not turning up to work is a feminist movement actually", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The @theAJpub is open again @gpollakis 👀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinking about that time when a week after i broke up with him my ex sent me a playlist to tell me all his feelings from throughout our 3 week relationship+how he felt about it ending and the whole thing was just john mayer songs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "men are so grimey", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i heard marvins room again so naturally i just went ahead and made a whole breakup playlist", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being a curly-haired ginger and walking into a hair salon full of women is a level of celebrity my social anxiety cannot handle", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The entirety of this Super Bowl just isn’t sitting right with me (and not just because my team isn’t playing).", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Good morning to everyone again, except Eddie Reynoso, his lab rats & whoever the fuck is letting Oscar Valdez fight after failing a drugs test - just because it would be bad for business.\n\nSome things more important than money, but not in boxing - clearly.\n\n❌💉", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not me rewatching He’s All That just to cringe the whole time until that mf pulls up on a horse!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "btw fat ppl realize when u comment “omg such a glow up!!” on someone’s video/post where the only difference between the person before and after is that they lost weight 😐", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My stray boy playing… he is looking well but still worried 😟 will manage one day to grab him. I got sliced up today though. https://t.co/lwL9sZMUUG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hello @Ocado, I just had my food shopping delivered by a man called Gary and honestly he was one of the nicest drivers I have ever had. He was attentive, talkative and was interested in how our days had been. \nPlease can you let his managers know. Asset to the company.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The only thing I got from college is a caffeine addiction", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "whenever i see someone put in a bath bomb on their story i just think of that scene from the goblet of fire", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "lord may my ego calm itself before i go insane", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve grown a lot . When people say slick shit , I just laugh nowadays🤣🤷🏾‍♀️ If you ain’t coming to me w no REAL money .. DO NOT HIT MY PHONE 😊💪🏾", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If the sound of the rain outside wasn’t bad enough I’ve now got my neighbours climbing onto their roof and shouting ‘I love blowjobs’, perfect background noise for me trying to study 👍🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "if folding your arms and crossing your arms mean the same thing…\n\nwhy can’t i say i’m folding my eyes instead of crossing my eyes? 🤔\n#iamconfusion", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best result of the season that! 👏👏👏 #LUFC", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "white bitches vomiting on my shoes,, please take a step back before i elbow your face and one inch punch the fetus growing inside of you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We have changed our name on here to keep family from finding us, we are still didivination just look different.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "does anyone else buy pound cake in bulk from costco", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people who hate the snow give off the same energy as people who hate cats", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Had an end-of-the-year gathering with my ms coworkers tonight and it was just so nice to be together. \n\nGet vaccinated, guys.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Reporting live from the middle of nowhere, Texas: tumbleweeds do exist", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@vaesfa @RepTenney Agree with all that he said with the previso that civilians and arms leave before the last of the troops left....that was Biden's huge error", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "$VISL $4.48 German market 🚀🚀🚀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@PFTompkins Her family should definitely not seek mental health guidance. 😬", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Ok, so @bytereview and I decided to record on the evening of the 6th, just as absolutely nothing newsworthy was happening! Perfect timing as always, to go over some of the best ITSBUPs of 2020 - and how we're settling into 2021! Listen: https://t.co/oaPLwrtcHP https://t.co/za3EHuqcWh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "what's the diagnosis for when ur dog sits down but headfirst", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Turned 25 today but woke up with $600 from the IRS in my bank account so quarter life crisis has been postponed", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Can we appreciate how amazing vaccines are? We've got covid cases declining despite nightclubs being open!\nIf we vaccinate school kids, we might even avoid a spike once the schools reopen.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When your too good to people they will take & take until you have nothing left.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The fact I nearly froze on my way to work this morning is definitely a sign it's not summer anymore #freezing", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hell of a last second decision by Hooker!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how empty of me to be so full of you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pretending to blow on my beverage as I drink wine out of a mug during my zoom class because I am the queen of deception!!!!!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Idk how some girls put on makeup everyday. Is it just to take selfies or have you just not discovered netflix yet?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "FC Barcelona has between 60 and 70 million Euro to spend in the winter market and the priority is to sign Dani Olmo, per TV3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Shit. After a hilarious yet faithful recreation of Winnie the Pooh a part of me is now stuck inside a honey jar.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Started with the sweating now we here ❄️⛄️❄️ (aka < 70°F) #JustFloridaThings", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So relieved my daughters school has closed next week. I was so torn on what to do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I want to do a puzzle while drunk again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I miss frenemies so much", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ayeee it’s officially “I’m not even your girl” season 😛", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why is there part of a dead animal in the de courcy's arcade wheelie bin this morning? #fb", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm gonna aspire to be my mirroverse self 😌\n\nIf that's a good thing or not idk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is butter so extraordinary", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best performance in a while. Absolute cracker today. Think @benbreo deserved mom #NFFC", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You'd think in the second to last English class of the year my prof would stop calling me Sean", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dabbing is a gateway drug", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Snowing here at Roots Hall! #COYB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hate the mall every girl here is talking about shopping for the “dress code”. I feel 👩🏼‍🦳👩🏼‍🦳👩🏼‍🦳", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just switched to @octopus_energy 🐙 was with @BulbUK but there monthly payments go up and down like a seesaw and now they want even more money so.. #ByeBye", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Married At First Sight: Australia is soooo juicy this season", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "friendship is such a beautiful thing and deserves more credit than it gets", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m thankful for nuggets but also my amazing friends & fam ❤️❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Honestly you don’t know pain until your esthetician does a microdermabrasion on you 😩😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my favorite gay drama is the social network", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Sorry for the overshare but life’s been miserable of late and I need a place to vent so buckle up cowboys, cowgirls, and cowpeople. I present to you: the last three weeks of my life.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Stimulus checks should come with hand lotion, a face mask, and a bonus for every Instagram bingos you do", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "tbh do I even have to come out as gay I feel like my whole existence just speaks for itself", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nice to see @Cardiffbus have started the new year off with the usual crap service. Just love waiting for a bus that doesn't turn up", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "\"I can't wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree\"", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "thanks @SovietWomble for ratting my location out on stream and then embarrassing me 😂 it made my day though https://t.co/3b7Cjql2GO", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "who thinks me and sam should start a band called 'teeth at midnight' 🦷🌙", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Sad because I’ve missed so much of Oxford the past year but happy cuz I just saw a squirrel carrying it’s baby whilst writing my essay by the river I love it https://t.co/A2AlOimCLs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why u being weird TO ME", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being able to “like” messages is the worst thing to happen to texting. I just told my mom I wouldn’t be home for dinner and she liked it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"You think you're better than us because you're vaccinated??\" Uh, yeah, yeah I do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it's funny my mom thinks i possess no remorse when i feel remorse everyday for existing 😎", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my friends supporting my little business has to be the most heartwarming thing🥺 so lucky", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@fabulucy @den_jw Well now I am going to have to make my own... https://t.co/1UPUTyqChg\n... \"frowned upon by the Scottish church\" - new tinder profile sorted.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Doggo owners have started walking the dogs around the technology park I work on & I can see them all from my desk. \n\nThis is the only positive of working from the office", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yeah your girl is fine but does she pass out while giving blood", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i am slightly allergic to celery but i bought a 2.5 pound bag so i gotta eat it. taste good tho", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "please vote", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Gotta feel for the Swiss, and Sommer in particular. What an amazing fight they showed. Just what you want to see at a major tournament. #Euro2020", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "when i was taken off anesthesia today, i told my mom that i was on chopped and that i didn’t do well", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I might be rubbish at driving, and have a less than stellar career, but I’m really good at making Spanish omelette. So, you know, there’s that.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "10 years today since I left school. I’m in shock 😳", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Give the #FarmersProtests at least half the time you spend staring at menus before eating food coming from those very farmers #FarmersStandingFirm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Did my cashier at Trader Joes really tell me he wishes that he could drink tea at night like me but if does he has to pee multiple times during the night?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Do I draw Greyscale/Dragonsbayne stuff or do I try and get people to play Garticphone with me tonight? Decisions, decisions...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The next 4 months just need to be skipped please", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Listening to Pull the Plug by Death at half eleven on a Thursday night on repeat is not good for making you sleepy. #Deathmetal", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "NOBODY TOLD ME that you can KNIT CLOTHING for the FARM ANIMALS in cottage living. This is my life now.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hey quick question is it fall or spring???", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just remembered IHOB was a thing. Don't text.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Everyone seems to be younger than me these days and it needs to stop", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It makes me happy when I watch comedy panel shows and my favourite comedians get along. WE CAN ALL BE FRIENDS.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can't put into words how buzzing I am that #LineOfDuty is back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nothing pisses me off more than people with double standards 👌🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "casey anthony killed i saw on cams", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just don’t think it’s too much to have a perfect life with absolutely no problems 🤷🏻‍♀️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I just cleaned up my following list. If you feel I've unfollowed you in error, let me know. Friends and family whose Tweep names I didn't recognize, fellow writers with whom I've interacted once or twice or more, tweeple who just can't live without me. Y'all lemme hear from you.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can media, press, and general dickheads stop spinning the narrative that it’s a women’s job to stay safe and vigilant when they have not experienced themselves how terrifying it is walking alone at any given time of the day? https://t.co/85yKt7Xngm", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I miss y'all so much already 😭😭 i got nothing to do but swipe on bumble and try to get the dogs attention", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When you're 7 years old, 'Biscuit' seems to be a legit answer to the question 'what do you want to do today?'\n\n#Kids", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@jbrylinsabres15 @JoeCaramagna @FriedgeHNIC @NWHL @EASPORTSNHL variety is good. If I can be a 15 year old Canadian farmer who happened to make the WHL why can’t I be a top level women’s player", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@bnejsten @gr0g_ I also think a lot of people didn't like the animations or graphics in Let's Go and many felt as though the game was lazy and lacking content, especially compared to some other remakes.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@funder Great! Tells the truth even when it’s not pleasant. I love how honest he is and tells the American people everything they need to know.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "came home to realize my family found and read my quarantine journal lmao lucky I didn’t get involuntarily committed wtf", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Going out is overrated! On the couch watching serial killer documentaries is how I like to spend my Fridays 👵🏼🕵🏻‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "just got a jalapeno seed in my eye... it was the worst pain I've ever felt but thank God for me being a biologist/chemist & not being afraid to put my eye under water", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ah yes, another afternoon with the WiFi down...really makes working from home that extra bit more enjoyable :)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "“The number one freedom white people have in America is to remain totally ignorant about the injustices committed against those who are other than white” - Jane Elliot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Corsodyl failing to consider i like being a person who spits blood when they brush their teeth", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Blatantly obvious that Lionel Messi is now set for a move to Leeds.\n\nThe Newell’s old boys network.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I unsubscribe from being an adult, its not for me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "“Americans weren’t meant to be quarantined! Open up the states! Let us free!”\nThis. This is what brings into perspective the fact that 10,000 years of civilization is a fraction of a blink in evolutionary time. Ignorance is as tenacious as wisdom teeth.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Every time I see an establishment with paper straws I turn a little bit Republican", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Why do I get the most views when my stories are boring", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "nah fuck u and all ur issues", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@kidcuisine98 Based confidence and believing in proper eye contact-pilled!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My ears are ringing so badly rn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Whoop diddy scoop poop", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "What a stellar performance by @sierraboggess yesterday at Cadogan Hall. A tour de force. Tears, tingles and jaw-dropping awe.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "alllllll nighter. woohoo", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "When is the person trying to log into their apple account going to realize the texts are going to someone else's phone... \n\nIt won't stop.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@humorandanimals There is nothing better on this earth than animals!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ll miss waking up and hearing all the exciting news from overnight. I’ll miss the BBC coverage keeping me company during the day as I’m working. I’ll miss the feeling that there’s more to come the following day…", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "self care is unfollowing everyone on social media except dogs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s “let’s see how many crumbs I can find in scarf” szn.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Anyone calling vaccine passports unworkable needs to explain how it's different to requiring ID to enter a nightclub.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "fully vaxxed feeling very girlboss", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@elizableu @Timcast This is a powerful message you are conveying and I have the upmost respect for you for putting it all out there.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@avsmph But how can we possibly deal with a human experience we haven't first relentlessly quantified???", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "2 busy working 2 care", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "His last delivery was 25 MILES from my house! He couldn't stop apologising for something that was definitely not his fault, 6/7 drivers hadn't turned into work because they were celebrating Eid so I'm assuming Safwaan missed most of his Eid celebrations with his family 😞😞😞😞", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm glad I'm vacationing in a state where I can wear my shades the entire time without people questioning it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love leaving the doctors office in tears. I need this kid to just decide to leave my body so we can be done and home together.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "y’all ever just sob in the vinbúðin?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TotalHansi @JoeBiden Why do so many educationally subnormal Trump supporters really think Alaska is not part of the US?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Incredible scenes in Nottingham, as it begins to rain for the first time this hour.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m at a weird point in my life where I’m on etsy looking for cute reusable tote bags", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How do you figure out the guy in the office who doesn't have a smartphone? He's the one walking into the bathroom with a book under his arm.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m not sure what the guys in The Chainsmokers look like, but everyone in this Phoenix crowd looks like they’re in The Chainsmokers.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s deadline week so naturally my laptop has given up on me looks like an all nighter at the library is on the books", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"I'm concerned about the environmental impact of my contact lenses,\" says the occasional daily wearer, throwing their Starbucks cup in the test room bin.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i just absentmindedly scooped a spoonful of cat food into my cup of coffee. someone please save me from myself", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Congratulations Jayden. A worthy winner of the award and a bright future ahead of you. https://t.co/iBM0FAIjcp", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "elrow at ushuaïa was bloody great", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Falling asleep at your laptop is always fun", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Man PepsiCo loves to add 750g of sugar to a mixture of their existing flavors of sodas and call it a new flavor of dew or Pepsi...", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I look so fucking good right now why am I not doing anything", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes I forget giraffes exist 😳 I meannnnn... wtf is they", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s so fantastic when you pay £800 a month to live in London in a fully refurbished house and wake up with water dripping on you from the upstairs en suite XXXXXX", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I wanna hurry up and get my 2nd dose of the vaccine😖😖 2 more weeks😢", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@HamleysOfficial what time do you close today at your Regent Street store? Thank you", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At this point I just feel bad for him 😂 https://t.co/nEt3JPAsAM", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m ALREADY stressed about whose pov to watch for mcc hahah", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "one of my favs 💔 so sad https://t.co/y7RiY0JU4y", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Happy first day of the month friends!!! Don’t forget to change those furnace filters.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Desperately need to go on a road trip around America", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thanks to India for being so inept. I was hoping for a full day of cricket, got snacks and everything. Cheers. You could have at least tried. #bbccricket #INDvENG #ENGvsIND #Cricket", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My department is hiring in metaphysics and epistemology (broadly construed). 2-2 teaching load with TA support (2-1 for the first 2 years), MA program, in a city of 260k people with several locations of just about every fast food restaurant. Not bad! https://t.co/bCd3pNEMCa", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "there was a bee in my house yesterday and i haven’t seen it since i hope it died", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I changed out of my pajamas today and I think that’s really brave", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@pamparoni keyboard and mouse weigh nothing the monitors are a little iffy though", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#bbcqt It sure would be nice if Ms May decided to answer a question, rather than dance readily around it.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@tineyaaa You’re right, I should be grateful for you at least", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "really not taking this 'university in lockdown' thing seriously", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@NicoletteJones @eliistender10 1, Home schooled 3 children more 👩‍🏫 which leads to\n2, drank more wine and created a whiskey wine cocktail 🤤\n3, walked more! Some weeks I'm getting over 30 miles without leaving my house 😳\n4, hid from the kids more hence the 30 miles, whiskey wine from the home schooling 😂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@banalincolnlogs red among us guy, hes hot dont come for me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@mstewart_23 Win next three and we're guaranteed second aren't we?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "eddie kendricks discography is crazy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Uh oh, what if after Trump recovers and tells everyone it wasn't a big deal all of his supporters will stop taking this seriously??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TalkTalk how can you allow someone to be without internet for three days in 2019? Told I have to wait 72 hours so managers can check if other customers are effected before resolving the issue @guardianmoney", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love how men know they have a baby on the way in one month and they decide to go out and buy a brand new mustang wow", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I get a lot of boy who cried wolf vibes from the Red Cross and their emergency blood shortages all the time", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "They had 5 turnovers and we needed to capitalize on them, this whole season we said we needed touchdowns instead of field goals", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "is it illegal to discriminate against someone on the basis that they have a joker tattoo", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "A 3rd dose is coming in the middle of flu season and I’m really not ready 😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My tolerance for heat is near zero. Sweating putting washing out 🥵", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hate that I wasted my whole weekend 😠", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s frustrating that the moment in my scientific career where I have the MOST discoveries & insights to share is also the time when I can’t attend conferences... I can’t afford the costs now that I’ve graduated! Anyone else feel the same? #AcademicTwitter @AcademicChatter", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "getting ready is better than going out", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i wnat hug :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i needa win cmon wildcat william #JWUFAMBINGO", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i think everyone should get an air fryer❤️ good vibes only", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Those “nutrition” places yall frequent are thinly veiled Herbalife stores. Also, they are not healthy...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m well taken care of over here😊😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The typhoon flew over me today absolutely fuming they forgot to bomb me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Democrats do realize that if In fact trump loses he will run again in 2024 and they will have him for 12 years instead of 8 #MAGA2020", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "GIVE THE BALL BOBBY AND HE WILL SCORE ⚽️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thank you twitter for deciding to completely reset your list of the \"suggested topics to follow\" I've clicked to ignore (all of them), so now I'm back to seeing hundreds of them, every time. Really appreciate you doing that.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Synthwave communities really love pessimism don't they haha\nAny upbeat energy and people get upset at ya", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Ready to not be pregnant so I can enjoy my first espresso martini", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i gotta get out of this city. i made $18 doordashing for an hour and a half 😭 3 orders and only one tipped lmfao he was the sweetest tho he gave me a cash tip + a 3.00 tip on the app <3 i miss him", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@lthomasnews I’ve read versions of this before. Bush wanted any excuse to go to Iraq, he wanted to finish the job his dad started in the first Gulf War", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I keep forgetting that I saw Tom Cruise out the window of a bus in Dublin once", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The word “legend” gets bandied about... ah #fozzy wherever you are, I hope you’re ok pal 😂 @RadioX @ChrisMoyles", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "PSA: a part ≠ apart. They mean opposite things.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every date I go on I get a little scared will be phone swap", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Listen if you can’t laugh at “badly sprained your ankle doing a Mamma Mia themed Zumba video alone in your apartment in year two of a global pandemic and are now on bed rest for a week”, what can you laugh at", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Anyone at @wembleystadium for @fleetwoodmac and think the sound is crap? Paid a fortune for this, sort it out! #wembleystadium #fleetwoodmac", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "did y'all grow up watching happy tree friends or was i just mentally ill", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If someone's not willing to fight for you then they don't deserve to be kept around #moveon", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i cant wait to like get my own place and get a lil cat someday im allergic to cats but its Ok", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's my 24th birthday and I'm watching adventure time. Wearing a marvels hoodie. #whatislife #wahhh24isold", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "In case anyone needs to hear this today: trans people are valid, trans women are women, trans men are men, trans non-binary and gender non-conforming people are v a l i d, autistic people are *not* confused and they are also valid. Have a nice day.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "now that I’m working in the commercial talent business, I can’t help but wonder how much Jake from State Farm gets paid. I think about it every time I see a SF commercial", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "watching netflix original films scare me because the acting is either really bad or tolerable", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else wanna ruin me day x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "am i the only one who feels like the re-recording of you will be found is really dull?? like during the “have you seen this” part & where they’re talking about the video blowing up like there’s no excitement whatsoever", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I hope the Knicks make a run to the finals. This atmosphere is so fun to watch.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "overly caffeinated and under prepared for the day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just met the love of my life don't text", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i'm going to a butch brunch/clothes swap this weekend and i think this is the most excited i've been to socialize in a year", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Chris Krebs: There is no foreign power that is flipping votes. There's no domestic actor flipping votes. I did it right. We did it right. This was a secure election https://t.co/DSIIVYPSoI", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this bruh rly told me “Ur anger issues are my playground🥰” so uhh hmu if u wana be friends bc i need new ones k thx(:", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I feel like most teens/women are not told that hormonal contraceptives increase their risk for cancer before going on birth control, and that’s messed up", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love smoothies bc u can really eat half a bag of spinach and just not taste it at all", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "youve heard of coffee enemas \nnow get ready for coffee bidets", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bristol is absolutely littered with students!! Glad I never was one🙈", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I reverse imaged searched a selfie and it under visually similar images it is exclusively asian woman my am I white passing narrative is quaking", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i almost forgot to tweet about jason bateman today", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not having this Arsenal kit, looks like Ajax. And the goalie’s wearing the away kit.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why perform at the @BRITs if you’re going to mime? 🧐", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The last football game I went too. 1 year today. What a night 🟡🟢 #NCFC https://t.co/82mdwMKI3f", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sleep? What’s that... I’ve never heard of it?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I was sort of hoping for a more gradual transition into winter.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people are only as tough as their phone allows them to be", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Get your damn dogs out of the sun, it's not difficult 🐕🌭☀️🥵🥵🥵🤬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else getting goosebumps watching @TomDaley1994 ? Incredible 🥺❤️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’M SO PROUD OF MY FRIENDS 💖", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There are people who say there is no hope left in the world... but those people have not just booked tickets to see Creeper!!! #creeper #gigs #excited", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today I Learnt that \"LL Cool J\" stands for \"Ladies Love Cool J\" unreal! #shocked #TIL", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Maternal Morality is so much higher in the US than any other country in the world, even higher for black women. It is time to put research into women's health!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don't think it's possible to fully understand poetry without experiencing a New York winter.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Drop in Center to let people get the 1st or 2nd Vaccine open today . I went thinking I was able to get my 2nd one .\nWait in the que 30 mins .sits down arm ready to get ! \nSorry your 12hrs to early !!! \nWe cannot vacinate you till 56 days !!! @NicolaSturgeon #Seriously", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "How do I tell my wawa they’ve had mocha mint (🤮) in the regular ice coffee slot for two months", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just made my own pitta chips after whinging at anyone who'd listen that I can't buy them locally. So that's pitta chips and apple crumble in my culinary repertoire. SOMEONE WIFE ME.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Mom: Jack, do you have a a lot of homework tonight?\nJack: I finished it all in school\n\nGod I miss those days", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BBCAMERICA Thanks for disrupting your narrative continuity with commercial break previews. #SpoilerAlert", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I haven’t seen my best friend in over a year I am not coping well :((", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "After like 4 months I am finally over an emotionally manipulative asshole and I think I deserve both a slap in the face for taking that long and also a pat on the back for getting through it🤷🏻‍♀️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i really do genuinely wish him a good and fast recovery. he used to bring me a lot of comfort. he’s young and said he’s getting good care, but it’s so traumatic and awful i really hope he’s doing alright.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Horse dancing is my new favorite Olympic sport, I have no clue what’s happening, but this is incredible", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "another week really does start tomorrow... 😞", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i want thai food Right Now :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it’s time to address the main problem of homelessness: it makes me uncomfortable to see it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What a Race ! #sarcastic #WTF1 https://t.co/zRtL5alnoT", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "ayo govvy hook me up w that stimmy if you know how the flow goes y feel", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If your flight is delayed more than the length of the flight itself everyone should get free booze cc: @Delta", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This Is Us is the best show ever I recommend 10/10", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "God never fails and he certainly never forgets about us. So trust in Him in all that you do!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "locals saying “not all cops” are missing the point and showing their underlying racism that we all knew was there in the first place", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "imma still vote for vermin supreme this presidential election 😤", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else with AT&T have no cell service?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@kmflett And with a plentiful supply of rhubarb.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "remember when everyone’s feeds were just retweeted giveaways looool those were the days", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "did i just drive over an hour to go to the closest trader joe’s and pretend i was still in california... yea, will i do it again? also hell fucking yea", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ITS COMING HOOOOOME", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hearing I love you is nice and all, but has your SO ever told you to eat shit? 😍😍😍 ugh @samduhclam", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Real disappointment of the Trump Era was the complete lack of protest/punk music in response to him. What a wasted opportunity.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "happy cinema reopening day, remember to support independent cinemas <3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Herbert’s vision is elite #Hokies", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AsdaServiceTeam imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though 👊🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I got an invitation to my ten year high school reunion today...just, no.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "craving an ice pick lobotomy on this Friday afternoon", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Anyone else remember Twix Tops and M&M's Biscuits or is that just me??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My gf has been in the Hamptons nannying for a few hours and she has already been to a POLO match. Is she in GOSSIP GIRL?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@AmazonUK why does Alexa UK not get improvements like Guard, Adaptive Volume, Male voice? Should we pay less for the devices than the US equivalent?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I don’t get the whole Bishop Sycamore thing. I literally have nightmares about being a grown man and playing high school football again, I don’t get why anybody would choose to do that willingly", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ishkolhatkar @RosieisaHolt We think you are very, very funny and very,very,very etc …brave. You nail the issue and put those that actually believe the comments you make to shame…. Please keep doing what you’re doing….", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait to meet the love of my life & be happy living life with them !", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "a closed mind is a wonderful thing to lose💭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@KhoaVuUmn Reviewer 2: this is a very weak paper that fails proof of concept. Stating a cat bed is also a wizard's hat is totally wrong and your data cannot support this", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I just put my debit card PIN number into the microwave... not doing well", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "acu candlelight send off got me all emo :’((", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@glennhodl @EverydayDCA Hey Glenn, what is this app called?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The villains in super hero films are awfully polite. They always confine their invasions to being above one particular city", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’m sorry but high school was the longest 4 years of my life and I will not miss it at all", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The control button just fell off my laptop. How symbolic for my life.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I really wanted something sweet for breakfast and all I have is dark chocolate so that’s what I’m having!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m so so in love my heart might burst", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "in desperate need of (and I can NOT stress this enough) spring break", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A wrong impression is once again my specialty", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Do you think anyone on Bachelor in Paradise has seen Oscar winner Parasite?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hahahah @LibertyU is shutting down the entire campus for quarantine!! Couldn’t happen to a nicer group of Covid deniers! #CovidIsNotOver #karmaisabitch #Covid_19", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "did anyone else get a notification from @NetflixUK saying american horror story s9 was available but doesn’t show up when you search for it?!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "accidentally followed CCD guidelines instead of CDC guidelines and now i have covid AND catholic guilt :/", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I accidentally made butter when trying to whip cream this morning and I think that’s a great representation of how I’ve reached my capacity for working from home", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Great time for sim and I to have our weekly life update.... 🌛🌜🐨 (closest thing to an owl) 💤💤💤💤💤😴", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "feeling v grateful!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you replaced every 1 million dollars Jeff Bezos is worth for 1 dollar, he would have $200,000, which is still more wealth than is owned by millions of Americans.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I think i’m addicted to dead by daylight", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This is the XI I think should start against Russia at Euro 2016. Who would you pick? https://t.co/I6ksBPd2Ty #MyEnglandXI via @bbcsport", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i keep thinking about the time that @becellison17 told me i had a “swiftie phone” idek what that means", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Perfect way to end a 2+ hour @SunCountryAir deley: getting stuck on the tarmack at @mspairport waiting to go to a gate for almost an hour 🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "\"If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, or walk with kings nor lose the common touch\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I dunno where I was when I was dreaming last night, but I woke up with sunglasses on....", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": ". @atptour The wearing and non-wearing of face masks by support team and family of players at ATP events is shockingly bad and setting a really poor example to anyone watching. Is it within your remit to encourage or enforce better adherence to effective face mask wearing?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "to me\n.....\nto me\n.....\nto me\n.....\nto me\n.....\nawwww :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the way uni won’t give me extra time on assessments despite them replacing exams (which i get time for) because of covid 🤩🤩🥰😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nothing but respect to the people in my neighborhood who are already putting out their Halloween 🎃 decorations", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it’s amazing how toxic people are always blaming others but fail to realize that they are the common denominator in all problems 🚮", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if Covid didn’t happen, I’d have free travel round the country now smh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just love when Twitter decides to reload the timeline seconds after you just opened it up and are in the middle of reading it.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i've saved so much money by not eating out during this pandemic that i might have to buy random things just to keep my account balance humbled", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I need a burner account ASAP", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "People who sell wedding/engagement rings on Facebook make me very uncomfortable", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Top 3 ranked video games of all time:\n\n1. Minecraft\n2. Roblox Paintball\n3. Every single Just Dance", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wish my first reaction to everything wasn’t crying", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Catch me in your local sizzler wearing acid wash jeans, my husband’s sweatshirt, and enjoying the Simpsons Halloween special on the TV.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Domesticated, still a little feral", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@bwin Is there a problem with the predictor page? Its not loading so unable to enter my predictions.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My throat hurts so bad rn😣😣😷", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just ate a toasted PB & honey sandwich for lunch. IT WAS ABSOLUTE BLISS. What are you having for lunch today?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#Snowden Sad to see intelligent Americans fall victim to the US propaganda machine in this case. So many lies set up to discredit by the US.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AsdaServiceTeam imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though 👊🏻", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "it’s always the girls I don’t even know that wanna talk about me 24/7 :) I love my fans :)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Yo does anyone know how parking spots are assigned for painting??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "growing up is praying to ur childhood dog instead of god", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Payphone by Maroon 5 is actually a super sad song now that I’m 22 & actually listen to the lyrics", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@nypost Since going keto, I haven't had sunburn, and I haven't used sunscreen either. Also, since losing weight, when all my obese friends are sweating their nuts off, I seem to have a high heat tolerance. One of many surprising benefits of a low carb lifestyle.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ariana literally can’t make a bad song i said what i said", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love being called the devil for taking away someone’s phone at summer school🤗🤗🤗", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i’ve never been a runner/very fast at all, and it’s been a year or two since i’ve been in what i would consider good shape, but i decided to work on that this summer. since the beginning of June i’ve gone from running an 18:29 mile to running a 14:06 mile, and i am so proud", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Only want someone who loves dancing just as much as I do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If anyone wants to know how my nights going I tried making a private story on Snapchat and instead made a group chat... I hate my life", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I have such an obsession with white shoes but can’t keep them clean. Someone help me :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@FOX9 @Aimee_Garcia @tomellis17 @netflix when is season 5 of Lucifer coming?? After corona is gone??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "drinking cold water after putting in a piece of mint gum should be an olympic sport", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yessssss Hannah Ann more emotion in the finale than in the whole season. Get him!! #TheBachelor", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Accidentally ordered a chicken sandwich from McD’s without the bun… they had to put fried chicken with two pickles on top in a box. I hope I made them laugh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "At least once a day someone around me sits down at their desk and quietly sighs \"okay\" at their computer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "someone get on a plane with me and lets just tour someplace for like 4 days please", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone have a PDF of excerpts from ch. 2 of Mill's On Liberty? I want to assign a chunk of the argument for free expression without asking my students to read the whole chapter.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today was a good day 😌 I am happy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "early cat boys? nyanderthals", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": ". @shopDisney thanks for shutting down the only Disney Store in northeastern Ohio. The other two stores went out of business yrs ago. It’s not the same with shipping costs online not to mention LE doll sales are an absolute nightmare online. So unbelievably disappointing. 💔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Not Noah trending in auto racing cause Hamilton thought he parted the Red Sea 😭😭😭😭😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Morning workout routine: bench pressing my weighted blanket", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Somebody ran up to me today to tell me they like my tattoos, which is adorable but like, how do people find these levels of confidence?!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Nothing can ruin a summer like hayfever", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's hard to focus on online school when my entire house smells like smoke. Unstable wifi doesn't help (just got kicked out of my Zoom class for the 5th time in 10 mins). Also my phone won't turn on and I need to update it. But for that to happen I need...a stable wifi connection", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if you see me crying in the self-service car wash in my rosati’s uniform, no you didn’t ❤️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "uber eats is legitimately the worst thing to ever happen to my job i fucking hate it so much", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thought I would be brave and sit in between two boys in Ochem. Ring check? They're both married...😒 #BYUProbs", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "$4.55 now I’m a liar $VISL", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND♥️♥️ https://t.co/Ye6dBqiN2v", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ray_harren @tkinsonn buy really rare pokemon card", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The people who throw around the term “snowflake” as an insult are, in fact, the biggest snowflakes. Looking at you @realDonaldTrump", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Without looking it up, how long has it been since that ship blocked the suez?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I need my back and neck cracked differentlyyy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As if I didn't know this anyway!\nI'm an Owl according to the #BBCBodyClock quiz – what are you? https://t.co/vM07K82CTg", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "getting a bidet was the best decision of my adult life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Dora: Where do we go next?\nAvery: I ALREADY TOLD YOU, THE TALL MOUNTAIN!! *groans in frustration at Dora's Alzheimer's*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "finding vegetarian chocolate mousse is such an annoyingly hard task to do", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@bobingtonus @anon_opin Hip flask ☑️\nDark rum ☑️\nPeppermint cordial ❎\nWill be going to get some later though. Inspired - nice one!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "will never understand why ppl do meth,, just buy a shit tonne of incense in bulk stupid", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Currently reading a Beowulf translation by Maria Dahvana Headley, and the focus on the feminine and modern language has me captivated!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I always think going braless is a good idea until I'm in public and am insecure because I'm not wearing a bra", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I know it’s still summer, but being curled up on my couch with a pumpkin spice latte on a rainy Sunday has me feeling some type of way", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "APPLE CIDER IS BACK AT DUNKS BABY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My living room feels really lively now. I’m recklessly sipping tea absorbing choons #TaeSup", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Both kiddos have a cold I don't feel good and now I think my oldest is having stomach issues, oh what a fun night!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Life is about eating chicken finger and getting drunk", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i was so bored today that i let my computer restart to install updates 🥴", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wish somebody had told me all I had to do was wait to months for Yuengling to come to Texas before I bought five cases of it when I was in Florida", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I watched the first two episodes of American Horror Stories and holy shit it was so bad", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Did you know? Abuse and alcoholism and depression will just ✨disappear✨ if the country is opened completely during a pandemic? #trumpisanidiot #bidenharris2020", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wow this growth spurt is really taking longer than i thought haha", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "“Oven ready, shove it in the microwave” and this man is our PM✌🏼", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Keeping my fingers crossed @stcware continuing supporting the Wii U post-Nero. If Nero is half as good as it looks we sorely need these guys", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "drinking 4 beers and getting on google maps to look at how street layouts and residential layouts are different in other countries", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not got one lynx Africa for Christmas Day this year, shocked and outraged. #RuinedChristmas", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Two goals caused by two awful goalkeepers #Capitalonecup", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "candy darling hits differently sometimes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love asking my boyfriend, the biology student, really complicated physics questions and seeings his brain melt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just got in, how’d Liverpool get on?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "The high tomorrow is 45! Anyone wanna go to the pool?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "jack antonoff once ur done with clairo i’m right here sweetie", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@kazzacoey @UKLabour The old phrase that says, if you are in the middle of the road you will be run over. Starmer is stuck like a record that is stuck in the same groove and nobody wants to hear that. Also where are the policies?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I don’t like how bright the white text and icons are", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ipswich Town 2020/21 Home Shirt 🔵⚪\n\nUEFA Cup 40 Year anniversary.\n\n#ITFC https://t.co/N95ktMkKBJ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm walking for Citizens Advice in NW Kent. Please help if you can x\n2019 London Legal Walk https://t.co/b90ZFwS0Lf", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "FUCK JACOB FREY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve just spent 6 hours watching minecraft streamers instead of doing my homework I have no regrets", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Is there a zombie apocalypse going on upper street", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "WHY did the end of The Good Place leave me sobbing and grieving?! 😭🥺 I put watching the show off for a long time but would so recommend watching!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people who say that they’re allergic to pineapple are pathological liars!!!!!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Don't understand the scoring on #AllStarMusicals ? How has everyone got 10s apart from Barney? His was the best so far by quite a bit", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "you know what’s a novel concept? rapists and sexual assaulters not only ruin the lives of their victims but also THEIR OWN LIVES. yeah. not the victims testifying. maybe if you didn’t want rape accusations then DON’T RAPE. also a novel concept.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Just at work listening to podcasts while unloading soda syrup boxes like the cultured blue collar worker I am.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can a burrito change the world? Don't miss Chipotle's first Game Day commercial https://t.co/IkCNfSARJD #bonuspoints", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@SolmarResorts I have been a member for 12 years, pretty frustrated with the customer service today. Really hard to recommend them currently", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock Sherlock", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "'but that's different' is never a valid argument", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@LittleBigPlanet Thanks for the update. No need to rush take your time :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@coffeedreamer1 @kingssnacks Omg me too I have a wheat allergy and I’m suffering but can’t stop eating it - absolutely delicious!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The new album by @kylieminogue has put me in a good mood. #DISCO", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I need to be on a beach, this sunshine is a tease", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#CNOH3 what a blast! Thanks to @nicholas_vince, @shaunamacd0nald & the beautiful @morganaoreilly for your awesome messages! Much Love! ❤️👹👻💀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Stop gatekeeping retirement living communities. 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Maxed Out all my credit cards in preparation of my Rapture tomorrow!!! #iwishwehadallbeenready", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I just wanna do hot girl shit with my friends", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "what ever happened to the lizzie mcguire reboot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Post university anxiety is creeping in now like, 1.5 months left out of 5 years 😬", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ky3onidas__ @OMLLJC they probably filled in the ground with something too dense for the roots to get into. clay or something like that", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love how Kingston just ripped the buckle pad off #AEWAllOut", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "PLT slamming their brand name on everything winds me up. You’ll find something really nice but it’s got ‘PRETTY LITTLE THING’ written in caps all over the front 😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just a casual day at Oklahoma state university https://t.co/osW8tNACO9", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I forgot how much the notebook makes me cry everytime. Now I’m sitting here on a Friday night with puffy red eyes and im super emotional", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Life is always a little better when you are slightly obsessed with a Netflix show", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wow. Liam Neeson is coming across as a rational man,isn't he!!?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@SeasonIncarnate I think you are wonderful! I adore you! 🍞🤼🎢😎", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hello to all three of my followers, this is my big return to twitter", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Happy Halloween 1st everybody, I hope everyone’s first day of Halloween was great :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#BigNightIn Please send a virtual hug to Grandma Gwen in Liverpool from The Wigwoods in Coventry. Separated only by miles of cuddles xxx", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not sure if I like the updated font on Twitter yet, but those black and white buttons/icons are not it…", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "biting my nails", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Conservatives really are the scum of the earth, no one can convince me otherwise", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thank you @Ranboosaysstuff i just shit my pants 👍very cool #ranbooemail", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "orange is a fruit, a flavour and a colour and an orange is all three combined, madness", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is someone jackhammering at 8am omfg", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Today I learned what \"ghost nipples\" are.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Is adulthood really just doing lots of things then feeling absolutely exhausted for the rest of the day?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i asked my swimmer @ the end of his swim lesson today what his favorite part was & he said “going under the rope. it was scary, but i knew i could do hard things.” 🥺🤍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's also true; it's about a dream I had where I was living the videogame Doom (and kicking ass, to be fair). I've been playing through Doom Eternal recently, maybe that's what's brought I'm Not A Commando to the front of my mind.\n\nAnyway:", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if i saw a capybara in person id probably throw up", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Equalize early and often. (Why is this day shared with Dog day?) #WomensEqualityDay #NationalDogDay #ourfirstfedITM", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "things are looking UP omg I am so excited for this next chapter of my life", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Any #beetwitter or #ecologytwitter scientists have suggestions for where to submit small protocol papers? Rejected multiple times, everyone expects a full research article but this was just a small (but worthwhile!) protein assay analysis protocol test... suggestions appreciated!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The amount of yelling that was done at Fish Camp was insane", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "stevie wonder has the best feel good music.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "unreal how much i love my new tattoo", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is it always when i have no money that my gym shoes suddenly have a hole in!! :(", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have some of the greatest friends", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "can we have a bit of a strong cold breeze please", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just realised the first time I will listen to Red (taylor's version) will be on the way to printworks so I will literally be crying in the club", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "somebody tell these birds to be quiet because they not listening to me", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My heart actually hurts that I am a senior and not a freshman this year", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The most wonderful time of the year ✨ in my element 🥰🎄 https://t.co/Lg40FMwaXI", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Where does Twitter go shopping?\n\nWent to the supermarket earlier and shelves full as usual. Only item I couldn’t get hold of was British: large jar of Colman’s mustard (much better value than the smaller ones)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@alex_jantz As a self-appointed rep of Baylor, we would welcome you back anytime", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Is there anything better and more comforting to eat when you're ill than toast?? 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When we get to Yankee and Zulu it’s gonna be very confusing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Quarentine would be so much better if I had a dog", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You know what makes a 15 minute wait for the bus even better, rum leaking all over the contents of your bag 🙈😫", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Men love making women think they were the problem when they finally decide to leave after putting up with mistreatment for god knows how long \n\n“You were supposed to be my ride or die 😩”\n\nOkay, so die then.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Ever had one of those weeks where each day brings a new problem to deal with n it stresses you to the limit😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Mad how many cars they make now without indicators 🙃", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "what if the next iteration of onlyfans was run by women?\n\nceo: @natalinanoel\ninvestors: @BLACCHYNA @iamcardib @miakhalifa @PrincessPiaMia @CorinnaKopf @tanamongeau @HelloImLana\nsoftware engineers (sry if incorrect terminology): @codergirl__ @sashacodes\nmarketing: @ModGirlMktg https://t.co/7lEBt3KNF5", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Being loyal should be the standard. Being loyal should be the standard. Being loyal should be the standard.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.” — Barbara De Angelis. 💕#BeKind #inspirationalquote https://t.co/h2Buc0tWev", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Overthinking everything in life really takes a toll on you", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Frankie is so lucky to have some amazing people in his life. Those that haven’t bothered are missing out!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love ingesting poison and then wondering why my tummy is rumbling the next morning", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's over\nThe journey is finally over\nJust beat FFXIII and thus have completed every main series base Final Fantasy, with the vast majority being done since Jan of this year (all but 1 and 15)\n\nHot Take: XIII is a very good game and y'all complain too much about the linearity.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m at the age where i’m excited about casseroles. i’m s c a r e d", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you ever wanted to know what it feels like to have dyslexia I would recommend the book House of Leaves.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@thecauseendures Everything goes to financial security to be able to afford decent housing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why are toddlers allowed in public spaces", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "when i die\nshow no pity\nbury my body in party city", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@OfficialPLT I'd love to get some awesome activewear to go with my t-shirt and help me in my May challenge for @Shelter 😁🤞🏼 https://t.co/8NceX1fgTF", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The problem with buying Christmas presents is that I want to keep so many of them 😍🎁🎄🎅🏼", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ArenaSwansea @creedfs Specialty starter or light bite featuring laverbread.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "trying to find a way to convey that im sad in a tweet but in like, a very subtle way that wont make several people text me at once", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just wanna lie in bed and eat skips and get paid for it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "attack on Titan I’m not ok\n\nSaw a few leaks on purpose bc I like to torture myself and I’ll wait to read the whole chapter tomorrow but oh my god oh my god I’m hurting", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love it when I forget to transfer my rent money over from my savings 🥴", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My bank account when I’m bored and online shop during work https://t.co/ZqgMBKXSP9", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yeah i enjoy some oregano on a nice pasta dinner (dumps oregano on mac n cheese)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It’s funny that you guys thought sports mattered during a pandemic. I simply can not imagine caring about a winning streak rn.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Eyeswideopen69 She has kids with him? Whata mistake to make.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why do I always say yes to events where it’s just going to be me + D, no Josh to help chase my wild child toddler around the cookout with me 🙂", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well. That went well. #BelgianGP", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Naughty_Dog Remake them like Spyro and Crash and then release Jak 4!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the way piers morgan defenders will say that freedom of speech is dead as if piers didn’t have the freedom to spout nonsense about meghan markle for years. i’m afraid what he’s experiencing now are these little things called consequences 🙄🙄 #piersmorgan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "notion please add an annotation tool…I love u so much but the run arounds I gotta do for annotations are insane 😭😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "man savathuns design is so fuckin creepy I love her.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "days before rodeo is Travis Scott's best project", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Gods playing games today. Makin it 68 degrees but 1000% humidity. Smh", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We are an evolved people.. seriously, can we figure out how to make bathroom doors without a two inch crack so I don’t make eye contact with anyone else while pants-less?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m a sick. sick man..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@sdeditgirl You should know a true Oregonian doesn't use umbrellas!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "good evening sharks. hooters but for feet.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why do david dobrik & ben platt give off the same energy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my contact just ripped in my eye ok", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ASvechnicock @GoldenKnights ppl really don't know what a joke is lmao", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So do men really not understand the expenses of raising a child or is it willful ignorance to vilify the women in their lives? Or some kind of terrible combo?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bbq sauce in alfredo kinda slaps I’m not joking", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So, very delayed flight from Bristol to Edinburgh @easyJet, trademark vagueness from staff, with a chronic lack of empathy to boot (despite me travelling with three young children)... now, time to feed our family with £3 vouchers (at airport prices!) #bollocks", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My crazy doesn't go away. It's here to stay.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ladbible Tom hardy in any film", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "who saw new Alan Partridge and VEEP last night? Double dunter of genius comedy! :D", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don't let people walk all over you. Or breathe on you. Either one.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i want to go to kings island again before summer is over", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just listened to my all straight friend group talk about boys for THREE HOURS i am DRAINED", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not enough essays about hozier saying “i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door” and all of the implications that go along w it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If I invite you over for dinner, it’s my intentions of paying and making everything as my gift to you as my guest", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO SWIMMM 🥵", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"This is not just a black people issue, this is a HUMAN RIGHTS issue.\" Leslie Redmond, President, NAACP Minneapolis", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is there a hurricane in the atlantic rn and where is she going", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "was not back in the states for even 5 minutes before someone ran into me at the airport with their suitcase and said “ope, sorry!” \n\nI’m home :-)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There’s something about a pretty sky that improves my mood x100", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "After 9 years working in retail, today is my last ever Saturday shift 🤪", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not asda having only one checkout lane open i’ve been standing in this line for like 20 minutes with my food slowly defrosting without people social distancing around me 💀💀💀 @AsdaServiceTeam", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@aisuruwrld yea this aint it imma call u newb", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I want one of those ninja insects. You know the guys", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "everyone say a prayer to the insurance gods that they approve my heart monitor so that i may continue to have the privilege of being alive. i love the US health care system", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "bad romance by lady gaga is the best song to ever come out of the american music industry and anyone who says otherwise is a liar", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I feel like influencers encouraging their fans, many of whom don’t have much money, to buy coins in something the influencer is heavily invested in is super immoral", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "am honestly so disturbed by the star signs changes?? like I’m a Scorpio not a libra?? am so so stressed", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@DonaldJTrumpJr If only he had a press Corp in the house...oh wait! Shut up Jr! Time to get fitted for those lovely orange jumpsuits! If you can't be orange anymore at least you can wear it!!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My poo is green, how festive.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@alexisnotonffir Look, I just feel like \"Fire brigade called to cut child out of decorative marble cemetery swing\" is a legacy I'd be happy to leave on this earth", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@OfficialDHCL @Azhar_ullah @Moorlandscc @kirkburtoncc what do you expect when pros are playing against village green players he should be able to do that every week against players many many levels below a pro player its no different from a pro footballer playing sunday pub league", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@RachaelSmarty Honestly cannot wait to give this a go! X", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "mmm! big fat baked sweet potato for lunch! sour cream and hot sauce!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love it when professors draw a big question mark next to my answer on an exam because I’m always like yeah I don’t either ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wish i was good at singing :( it’s actually a bit embarassing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I ask myself everyday why did i pick art?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How DARE my friends have jobs/boyfriends/lives they should consider my feelings and be free when I am", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "cant wait to dance with harry styles and the delta variant at their concert in november!!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i kinda wanna make a teacher instagram 😅", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "just booked to see David Gray too,,, am i 40", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "that before the gym nap makes hitting the gym so much better", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#whitepeoplelovesaying “They must not want me to have this” when they can’t open something.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can anybody explain why all hotel shampoo smells like the taste of grape flavored medicine?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "2021 will u think about me ?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So after 7 months of unemployment, I start my new job on Tuesday, and then I move out next Friday.. I’m over here buzzing BUT NOW MY GEAR BOX IS FUCKED AND ITS GOING TO COST £800 TO FIX, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD WEEK😭😭😭😭", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Delaying June 21st is entirely Boris Johnson’s fault for not responding to the Indian variant quickly and keeping the boarders open and we mustn’t forget that. This was entirely preventable.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "don’t appreciate having my food delivered to the wrong address :((((", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I heard it might be snowing ??? Sounds fake, but okay??? Can anyone verify?????????", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@_Priya_R @ZebrafishRock Have you tried Steve Wilson at UCL?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got a bloody screening invitation for a massive film - YES THAT ONE YOURE THINKING OF - and both screenings are on school days 😭 tempted to quit teaching tbh", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "as a poly dude, this \"boyfriends\" comic is really fucking adorable i dont trust no bitches who say its \"fetishy\" or \"not good representation\" i love them id die 4 them", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lol at my life :)", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Diktweet2 @JeffTweet68 @RepAndyBiggsAZ You can call it whatever but it was stupid and not an inserection...if it was there would have been arms and the building would have been taken over and btw....it has been proven non Republican militia were in there also involved and present", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "me: *finishes book 100 of the year, gets excited to relax and watch trash tv the rest of the year*\n\nalso me: *starts book 101 ten minutes later*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Also, it gets forgotten just how often the Israeli military conducts raids just for fun, to terrorise and demoralise the people who live there, and to collectively punish the population. This happens all the time, out of sight. https://t.co/iaTv2ENoUW", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just saw a cop riding a segway?!! So glad my taxes paid for that.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Breakdown very much pending not sure how much I can take of this 😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“tit for tat, butter for fat, you kill my dog, i eat your cat” is a liberian proverb for “an eye for an eye”. my ancestors were spittin’", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Pitch looks flat as a pancake so India might as well make hay. I don’t fancy England batting last though. I wonder if Kohli regrets not selecting Ashwin now? #ENGvIND #INDvsEND #bbccricket #cricket", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My tattoo got cancelled and I hooked up with my ex, how’s your week going?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So when the #hulk gets mad he bursts out of all his clothes right? So why do his trousers stay on?!?!?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Everytime I've made my account private people lose their shit when I comment or retweet something. I promise I'm not talking shit I just had to hide my account from someone 🥲", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Tell my 18 month old to not put what is in her hand into her mouth. Her solution: try to shove it in Mom's mouth. #olilogic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Big Ster! #GoHeels", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Seeing my friends shine is so heartwarming 🥺🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Goodness my parents are actually watching something on Apple TV+, brilliant, yet another streaming service! 😪", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@AsdaServiceTeam imagine your delivery being 2 hours late, and imagine calling up your service team only for them to hang up at 10pm, coincidentally the same time the office closes. But it’s okay, my £3 delivery fee is being refunded though 👊🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It makes me sad to think that I'll graduate from high school and never see any of my friends ever again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“@elliekonsker: Physically and mentally stressed”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm big glad I'm not a Sonic fan because Sega gassed them mfers up for a lot of nothing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@asda just visited your Tamworth store for balloons for my brother’s birthday. Just got them through the door and the 2 has exploded!! https://t.co/NcZ0HGYosI", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "So nice of my family to decide that I’m hosting a Mother’s Day brunch for everyone at my house. https://t.co/DWZI9ltALK", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Kids make the most out of every situation they face. Be like a child today and make the most out of it. You’ll smile more #TuesdayThoughts #followthewheeler https://t.co/oxine4zIDK", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Shaving in the shower without your glasses/contacts is EXACTLY like performing blind surgery 👀🔪", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "bye Obama, luv u", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The city is flying, we’re fighting robots, and I have a bow and arrow. Classic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is getting an eye exam so HUMILIATING", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "This is so good https://t.co/DchGVNyEuz", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Also, hopefully and presumably, the Magic front office continuing to do right by players. Give an opportunity - develop - let them go to a better situation. That's the way to do it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Looking for prom dresses makes me excited for prom😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "\"Alexa add small bananas to the shopping list.\" I've added smooth armours to your shopping list.\" Gee thanks Alexa! #alexa", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why is the weather having a mid life crisis", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I never thought I’d have a mortal enemy but it’s whoever keeps printing on blue paper and then leaving like 5-10 blue sheets in the math room copier when they’re done for the next unsuspecting person", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@ZacMitchell997 @LogoUzi @cmclymer Not sure what kind of work you do, but most companies do offer PTO as part of an employment package", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It's been a bit since I've had a musical obsession on this level, but has anyone seen/heard Six?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Good deed for the day:\n\nKeeping extra water bottles from work and giving them to people needing it on the tube 🚰", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not even 2 mins into the first episode of \"I ♥️ Arlo\" and Bertie is already threatening to fuck up the seagulls for attacking her precious cinnamon roll alligator boy bff.\n\nI'VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BBCScotBorders @PaulWheelhouse The % you quote is of those eligible. This is surely misleading?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Dating apps are like trying to find a snack in the fridge the day before your food shop; no matter how many times you lower your expectations, there are no snacks.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Even if you're fully vaccinated the CDC recommends still being nice to me. I am fragile", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "After my Holland & Barrett parcel was damaged on its way to me, I had to send probably the most middle class e-mail of my life, asking them to please resend the order ASAP as I was running out of kombucha.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "folklore is not a happy album are you all stupid", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "A Christmas story. About three years ago my Mum told me that she’d bought me a present: she wasn’t sure if I’d like it, whether it was my kind of thing or not, but she’d loved it so she’d bought it and put it away. And then she lost it. https://t.co/r9lxwYE7p7", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "there are few things in this world that an everything bagel and cream cheese can’t fix", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "looking at pre-pandemic photos and remembering that my life used to be deceptively interesting, a Sunday Mood", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sucks feeling like you’re bugging someone like hello do you want to be in my life or not", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Pregnant and constantly crave KitKats. I literally have been living off of them for the past 4 months. @KitKat_US", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "As if we’re all actually going back to the footy tomorrow literally gonna be epic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If u watch the game at my house & u talk during Cal's halftime interviews, my dad will frantically shush u and say \"God is talking!\"", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@dailystar Wake up babe new bladee", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "life changing https://t.co/FHqiT5xedG", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the new gossip girl is trash and im tired of pretending its not", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Want another piercing 👀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "80% of #LittleHouseonthePrairie episodes involve Laura befriending weird old men.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@heathoween @tylerrjoseph Yes, because we need literally every single fucking celebrity to speak up on a topic that's been forced down everyone's throats for the past four months. I use the internet to get away from these fucking real life problems; not everyone needs to weigh in.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Knocked on a door to deliver a parcel, waited 30secs then I see the parcel had a safeplace so went to the neighbour. Then this moody 20yr old answered the door in a Spurs shirt talking shit, so I laugh and say was u crying about Harry Kane, is that why u took so long to answer 🤣", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@sadgirlkali Make your husband agree to let you die first. FUN date topic for discussion", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "\"@elliekonsker: FLORIDA YOU LITERALLY HAVE ONE JOB\"", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Final: Red Sox lose to the Rays, 8-1. \n\nLess than 24 hours after scoring 20 runs — the Sox finish with just one run off of two hits.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "High stakes legos", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Why you gotta take someone pure like Sean Lock from us huh? Why couldn’t it be James Corden?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I knew this year would b stressful but i didn't know it would b THIS STRESSFUL i am about to BREAK and january isnt even over yet", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Looking forward to seeing @ScottPilgrim this weekend", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "dont u just love when u get ready for a cancelled date two hours early . . . yeah i wasnt excited or anything", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@MathigonOrg How *often*????", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I swear this triller event is run by teenagers", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I work in DC. I live 15 minutes from the Capitol Building. I walk my dog down the National Mall at least once a week. I left work early today from the riots. This is horrific. This is scary. This is terrorism. #DCProtests", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i would rather be outside reed timmers car in f3 tornado winds than go to work today", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "This is my buddy @TyRiddell. He is a deep thinker. #Nashville #BaileysfantasycampTN @zulu717 @Zach_Carl https://t.co/CkPG86tF7a", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Saw a Tesla with a license plate that said “EW GAS”", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love to pick my modules on a first come first served basis at the same time as everyone in my entire year on a website that hasn’t been updated since 1995 . Thrilling ❤️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "there's something so nice about my iPhone mapping the exact place I took a photo of the holy well I got lost looking for so I can map it onto ArcGIS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m starting to think “plus size” for hollywood/the fashion industry just means above a C cup bra-wise with an hourglass figure 🙁", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AvatarOdin @aubviouslynot sounds like the american dream ngl", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why are the olympics worried about athletes having too much sex when the curling teams don't even compete in the summer games", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Rumors of an October lockdown circulating only make me feel like if there is one it's time to A. Consider the government's efforts an utter failure, and B. Start to confront unvaccinated loved ones.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "No fucking way Trump said \"If only we had Robert E Lee to command our troops in Afghanistan.\"\n\nBRO HE WAS LITERALLY ON THE LOSING SIDE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "some of you actually got to ride in the car shaped shopping carts and it shows", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "you would think the odds of me sitting next to the exact same stinky man three bus trips in a row is highly unlikely. alas I seem to be a lucky gal", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "ok wow…unfollowing now. thought he was the cool new kid from hollywood but apparently he’s a virgin who lit the black flame candle", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Andre 3000 is too good for any of this shit", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how do i explain to a potential roommate that i like gaudy cringey items not in a “haha this statement is so funny” but in a new-age, ironic, my life is satire, millenialcore kind of way", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@mjborshell @garygilligan Hasn't he opened a few new hospitals? 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Was it absolutely essential to take the snooker off air on BBC2? #bbcsnooker #snooker", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "new EP out in 15 minutes 😯", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m not gonna be here for lisa’s release cos i’m old and tired but good luck lisa i know it’s gonna be so amazing and i’ll listen as soon as i wake up", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "6 more hours and then a whoppingly massive 2days off work! wowzers!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Happy Birthday to Chris Lowe of Pet Shop Boys. Your music is the backbone of my existence. #chrislowe #happybirthdaychrislowe #petshopboys https://t.co/pqYRY6HfdB", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "4-0 this morning, 0-1 this afternoon. Luck possibly changing.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why is truly tea hard seltzer so good 😭 the southern girl in me is v happy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My college will be starting its fall semester, the first semester of my senior year, online. \n\nThe announcement came eight days before RAs would have moved in. Leases have already been signed; flights were already bought. \n\nAnd for the cherry on top, they're increasing tuition.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Context: ~leg day~\nJacob: I need power\n*plays Britney Spears*\nYes sir I love u", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Please send allllll the good vibes. The decision on the house we put an offer on is happening tomorrow. Please universe. You’ve shit on me a lot this month and it’s only the 9th 😩 https://t.co/cy8TKjMdkF", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Well done @WestHam and @premierleague, great leadership! https://t.co/4IPXaK0Jpu", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Cool guy in a big truck honked really long at the garbage truck because it slowed down to turn; I felt he wanted everyone to know how cool he is, so I decided to tweet about it on his behalf.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Wait why am I seeing bi/pan lesbian hate again\nDid yall learn nothing??", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "As for the fans who walked out when pompey scored in extra time... You're morons. Don't come to a match like this if you're not in it for the long haul. Absolutely pathetic.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i’m watching a true crime doc while taylor reads harry potter fanfic this is the life i’ve always wanted", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i just wanna move to italy already", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thinking about getting a jibbit for my crocs that says swag", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I got a copywriting internship 🥺", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "do i just blast maneskin to get hyped for my osce or??", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I really need to wash my hair but I am SO lazy today...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if you display your pop funkos in the box then you’re a tory", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i am 21 years old and i still love harry styles as much as i did when i was 11", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yesterday 4 dinner I just had rice w/ sriracha sauce on it and it was arguably the best meal I've had in a while", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "$RMO any battery buffs understand this? Are they promising? https://t.co/3eIdXqPOTj", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The more I learn about art history in general, the more I tend to appreciate modern art and its differences.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m in Canada so like Happy 4rth?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I reckon I could have put that in the net Morelos sir", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "ah yes, of the course the summer rain pours when im on foot.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "hey guys! i’m so happy to announce that i’m officially brain dead ☺️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Well it’s been a week and a half since I was in close contact with someone with Covid. I have to assume the jabs are doing their job!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Maccies are becoming too regular😣", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My top 3 movies off the last decade in no particular order... Hereditary, It Follows and What We Do in the Shadows. Yes.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@GeekDadGamer My neice (4 or 5 at the time) *loved* playing Mario Kart 8 with her dad using the acceleration and steering assists. Before that she was mostly a spectator while he played kid-friendly games like Ape Escape.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "That is absolutely disgusting 🤮", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I just had to hide all ads from Crumbl cookies cause I’m fat and can’t resist temptation 😫", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I yearn to sing like Christy Altomare so badly.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Best of luck to everybody taking part in the Southend Half Marathon this morning. Hopefully my shins will hold out! All hail Deep Freeze!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "being a head nodder in zoom university is a curse", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "tex-mex restaurants that stop serving breakfast tacos after 10:30/11 am are the reason i have trust issues", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I still can’t believe England won the World Cup", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "There is nothing wrong with showing concern when the next second in command of the free world has no respect for minorities #boycotthamilton", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "there isn’t a labor shortage. no one wants to work at a minimum wage job with no benefits; where hogs & karens get free meals and coupons for throwing tantrums. \n\nidk how this is news to anyone under 30.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Leave it to the nice people of Hutch to yell at me to \"eat shit\" while I run. Jokes on them, I do.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My boyfriend does this cute thing where he takes recipes, pre-made foods, drinks, etc. and “doctors” them for me so they taste better. Like all my containers of hummus? Salted, peppered, and a fuck ton of EVOO.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Few of us who are in \"low classed jobs\" who are still in work as we are classed as essential workers are the same people who were claiming UC over the past few years & got scrutinised for it.\n#UniversalCredit is trending because now people see how UC isn't just for \"lower class\".", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There's a gigantic, newly opened, posh box of chocolates in the kitchen at work marked 'for everyone' and now I'm wondering which one of my colleagues got dumped on Valentine's Day", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I finished my MBio in Biomedical science this week and today I found out I’m graduating with a final mark of 77% (distinction)🥳 so proud of myself", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Does anyone have any late Edinburgh Fringe recommendations? Anytime from the 19th", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Yesterday was my last shift in retail and it still doesn’t feel real", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ah gotta love that Friday morning burnt out feeling 🌄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hey does anyone know of any organizations that have massive stockpiles of money that could be super useful to the world during a public crisis?????", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over <3", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My PS4 Pro has P.T on it, which is somewhat funny as it was taken down before the PS4 Pro was even released #konami #PT #SilentHills #Spooky #PlayableTeaser #Kojima", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "babe stop i’m about to gleek", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "haven’t written in months cuz there are no male teachers to impress 😣", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "nan", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s Wednesday I’m in love", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Oh my god this is so satisfying to watch. Look at his scared little face ahahahaha https://t.co/3cnHEvm2nS", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Boehner not clapping for gender pay equality. COOL.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I just wanna have the same love for life as Phil from Modern Family is that too much to ask", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Packing to move house, and currently wondering why I had to pick such a heavy hobby? Like, why did I have to pick reading? Books are so heavy, my back hurts. Why couldn’t I have picked knitting? Yarn is light 🥲", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@32watto Neighbours", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@SkyHelpTeam I've been waiting for a refund for over six weeks from Sky and no one seems interested in helping me despite multiple calls to your customer service team. Please help me! 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See all you girl bosses there! 💁🏽‍♀️💕 #Iamaurora", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My work email isn’t working so I can just log off for the day right? 🙄", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Very proud to work for such an amazing trust, with such fab people @nhsuhcw #BBCHospital 💙", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You've reached full-blown adulthood when stacking coupons on top of CashApp boosts feels like an untouchable power move", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Mom put powdered carpet cleaner all over the floor and now it legit smells like we are living in a stable", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Government rate-setting is not the solution to surprise medical billing. It protects the profits of ins. companies & causes physician shortages & hospital closures in rural communities. 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Each dollar is being matched, my friends!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "“You’re never going to have a white boyfriend are you Jess” Nah don’t think so Mum", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "That’s it for my first-ever live Twitter chat! Thanks for following along! #JMC4412", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Really looking forward to the day when all my calls/texts don't involve depressing updates. #cancersucks", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wiggins is gonna be filthy in the next few years", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm currently getting a Japanese straight perm so that I have the beautiful sleek hair of my dreams", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "rom coms from the 2000s are simply built different", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@izzychari @mikeduncan “Please get a free shot or take a once weekly nose swab. 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The natural law is the setting, then, for true liberty.' https://t.co/3ivuJ8oL4G", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I miss wearing makeup", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why are salads so expensive?!It's like I'm being punished for tryna eat healthy...", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#GrowingUpWithMyName no my siblings names are not autumn spring or winter and NO it's not funny when you call me any other season", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Passed my PhD @LivUni_IVES today and I could not be happier!! https://t.co/mSOeoC61as", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "the sexual tension between my fist and the computer screen", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love it when someone buys a £175 coffee machine in Paris with my debit card 😕", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Headaches that last all day nonstop🥰😍", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Can’t believe there was a time when fergalicious was a new song and everyone experienced that magic for the first time", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Taxes are just the best and I cannot wait to pay more 😇🥰🥺", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "it's all fun and games until the bigot we have been making dumb memes of for the past year is hours away from becoming our next president.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "people who think it’s funny to spike drinks are the actual scum of the earth", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@AaronBastani @char_gerada Congratulations to you both. A happy life together…..", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i hope lucas lallemant is smiling rn, just sayin", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thank you to my apartment complex for consistently cutting the grass at 8 am every Thursday for ~5 hours. It’s definitely not super obnoxious or bothersome ☺️☺️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "well if I’ve learnt one thing this week, it’s that there is nothing more mortifying than having to watch back your own recorded talk during a conference", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love is so fucking weird.\n\nLove made me want to die a thousand times over in the past, but now love makes me want to re-clean the toilet because I blew it up after she cleaned it.\n\nI've never publicly said this, but my previous encounters with love were ponds, this one is a sea.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "victoria has a crush on maluma", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@devisridhar Do you know of any good chippies in the Crewe area?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@savingfilm @_celia_bedelia_ I have zero tampons and 2.5 weeks to figure it out! 😳", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You know the wolves match is boring when you're talking with your mate about the best way to wire up his new shed!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "you ever sneeze and are like I am absolutely sneezing for my life right now", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I got asked if I needed a kid’s menu today...21 is treating me well 👶🏼", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "i hate it here ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Whenever I text Scott in the middle of the night and tell him it’s been a rough night or that I’m tired, he brings me breakfast home and this is the type of love language I’m here for 🤗", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Who's bored at home?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wish i knew how to play hockey :///", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my subconscious just be pumping the most hurtful scenarios into my dreams and i for one do not appreciate it", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Stuffed lion - lion cushion - Stuffed animals, baby toys lion, plush lion, lion pillow, kids toys lion, baby nursery lion, baby gift https://t.co/Dz1w7AsXpN #birthday #beige #bedroom #cotton #polyester #yes #throwp https://t.co/T6ucScqEWv", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There is a boiling hot place in hell for the bloke who brought and used his nail clippers in a library.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "My coworkers play this fun game where they try to describe bars in la crosse & have me guess which one they’re talking about", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Day 38 of quarantine is an interesting time to get a new drum kit, neighbor", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "No longer a female as I refuse to wear heels ever again", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Living with a str*ight man is like living with a four year old", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wish i could ctrl + f my bedroom", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i love 6 hour panic attacks", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I wish that grilled cheese helped you get that summer bod", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "You’d never be able to sell me magnetic lashes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Don’t worry, 20 something people who follow me here, I brushed my hair for the first time in a week today. I know, impressive.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@kashirenaii i would never go to six flags with u", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "jyp's producers need their asses ate", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Azuliblancos @Herring1967 I think about Blue Rat whenever I see an energy drink: 'All the energy of a rat... in a can'.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just rediscovered that my nose is always in my field of vision so I will unfortunately be dropping out as I cannot continue my assigned readings in peace", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "so many cute dogs at ikea rn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Thinking about finally accepting my true self and becomung a poetry dude", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love not being pregnant so much it’s my fave thing about myself", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why is it so hard to find tshirts with cool wizards on them", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "stolen from somewhere https://t.co/Z63uRPkX93", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The greatest! RIP :( https://t.co/FhSK12JNRQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "went to the bathroom at about 5am yesterday, mouse ran out from inside the closet, pee on my pants, pee on the floor, mouse gone", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Do the #Hokies really have to play 5 against 6 tonight? Come on stripes", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I'd like to thank middle aged men watching the Olympics for solving the mental health crisis. Getting someone to shout \"get some perspective\" at every athlete struggling with anxiety will definitely solve their problem.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "it takes 2 minutes for me to paint my nails so sometimes i do it impulsively and then sit there looking at my hands like fuck i have things to do rn", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@CineBlah @Hep5G I think the episode really fails cos of that. Some of the comedy is great, the interactions between McKean and Scully are the best, but the episode had sinister intent and everybody missed it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There's a girl with a heavenly voice singing for charity outside #ealingbroadway station", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I really hate the new TikTok voice over voice - she sound annoying af", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I love giving a lecture to grad students on a topic I don't fully understand at 9:30am <3 i need a coffee lmao", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@Jennyfurfuls Garlic has antiseptic qualities. However, a famous French dish that requires 40 cloves and wine with slow cooked chicken maybe a step too far.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Listening to other remix entries on previous contests I've entered and then being blindsided by the ones never made public is never fun haha", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@SkoochLoL I thought I was the only one with this issue\nThey declined me when I tried to sign up to take the GRE, but haven't declined me when I drove across the country twice this summer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Who signed me up for a lifetime subscription to my own thoughts", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@goldfishbabe101 crispy all day every day over here ✌🏻", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "All humans should read today’s thread by my friend. https://t.co/UWacRg29gE", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "NEW MUSIC TOMORROW !!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@flyingsolo1111 @tokenstate Don't know if they've changed their minds, but in the past they have made a point of saying they have no intention of creating a token.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "tried to look up my mom’s instagram and just typed “mom” into the searchbar,,,,, did not work", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve spent a thousand dollars in four days and the vet has given me an estimate that it will be an additional thousand over the next couple months for treatment \n\nYour generosity has been so helpful, I appreciate everyone who’s helped however they can!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "also why do boys gotta carry around gallon jugs full of water get a cute reusable water bottle and stop being so dramatic", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Schadenfreude x", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "the one time I need my phone charger and I. have brought the charging battery bank but forgoTTEN THE CORD I am dumb", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Bacon is the solution!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my short term memory has gotten so shit lately but the silver lining is that every time i listen to my playlists i’ve had for months i still get that listening to a good song for the first time feeling", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@marcorubio @SecDef What’s more embarrassing is how terrible Florida is doing with containing COVID-19. An utter disgrace. Wearing a mask to protect yourself and others is not embarrassing, it’s leadership.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "‘It’s only a game’ 🥴🥴", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Can’t beat a Carry On film 😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Not me seriously debating buying a singular can of monsta energy of amazon because I'm really craving one but I'd feel guilty if I went into Tesco just to buy one", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "What happened to unbiased journalism @SkyNews?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Random thought: how are “butt dial” and “booty call” such different things yet so similar in wordage?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I forgot my keys omds I had to message my brother on roblox to open the door", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Amazing! Simply amazing.\n\nWell done Sky Brown. You are an inspiration to all of us. \n\nhttps://t.co/VppUp4n7Y0", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@michellegayle1 It is simply brilliant. It reels you in subtly! So so good.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@MartinSLewis @GMB We share a birthday Martin!Happy birthday fellow Taurean - hope your day has been good so far 😊", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Afghanistan just completely crumbling after spending over 2 trillion USD and 240,000 human lives over the course of 20 futile years of American occupation sounds amazing in theory, sure. \nBut how are we gonna pay for it? What’s next, chocolate milk for everybody?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "What’s in the pollen this year bcos this hayfever is up in my GRILL", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Latinx Americans - PLEASE hear #trump calling people of your cultures rapists, murderers, and low intellects and VOTE FOR @JoeBiden !!!!!!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "The littles and I had a fun day today 💞 https://t.co/QSF7p2Qqya", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "People who think cancel culture goes too far never learned about excommunication", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my favorite thing in the world is turning on another reality show & having katie and joey be like \"this is the dumbest shit i've ever fucking seen\" and then a week later they're 40 episodes deep yelling at the tv😌 my job here is done. we got em again boys", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Me: on a scale of one to ten how cute are the babies you see in clinic?\n\nRob: that chunky baby the other day was a ten. The one I saw today was a three--so pale. To be fair she's in the hospital and very sick.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@whoislici I think you're so cool! :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Like all humans, I make some decisions that go against the best interests of myself or others. One such decision is sometimes eating too much sugar, another was consuming animal products. I would love the government to nudge me towards better decisions. #NationalFoodStrategy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Ah yes. After a decent birthday it is now time to stress out about money again.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’ve honestly been dreading the return to school (no matter what form it takes) for the first time in my career. Hearing @MisterMinor speak tonight with @pgorski changed that. I feel fired up! Thank you both!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "They should just put a wall around the pitch to stop the ball going out", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Currently bombing aces on the volleyball court and math tests in the classroom.\n#StudentAthlete", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "what the fuck is this game everyone is talking about all of a sudden", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how am i doing? well if you must know, i’m watching all the vids of harry singing fine line at his vegas concert and crying bc i can’t see him at american airlines.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "but clinton's emails!\noh.\nemm.\nfucking.\ngee.\n\nclinton's god damnèd emails.\n\nthe humanity of it all.\n\n🤮 https://t.co/cibY5Tn9s6", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "What's going on in #Bromley Town centre, alarms and sirens going off like mad", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@BorisJohnson @MattHancock Oh really?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Watch Death Parade right now", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hello", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "look at that grin on sir alexs face man", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@playrust @Shadow_frax Really interesting map, you can tell a lot of love and care went into it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Our little pumpkin is due April 2021! 🧡 https://t.co/WPsyO8ZqX8", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "taking care of my mental health by not reading discourse about trans people in the olympics", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yall ever chip your tooth from accidentally biting your tongue ring", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Parents always mess up ur plans😒", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@CarlJamesFowler All time favourite.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#fancydressfriday #PEWithJoe ready to go!!!! https://t.co/aiQE02UFE3", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why would Alexa's recipe for Yorkshire pudding be a bhaji yorkshire pudding ?? @bbcgoodfood", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Oh boy, a song I'm gonna play on repeat until it makes me physically ill to hear it! Thanks FOB", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Mixing up the #WFH routine by working in the living room means Bubbles watching my every move #bunnies #rabbits #pets https://t.co/ohDGRZpHTU", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@ChiminoRobin Awe. That's far and kind. Blessings.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Just redownloaded the @achievement app - let's see if it improves my exercise routine!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "If something says “made with coconut oil” i will absolutely spend $1-5 more on it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sooo... @adamlevine was that \"Nice!\" and double fist pump for the show or @shakira s ass that you were checking out? @NBCTheVoice", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hannah Montana pandora station is so underrated", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "When your mother in law comes in the room when your in the middle of a Carole baskin shout out on stream 😂 now I have to explain why I had a helmet ⛑ on 😂 #streamstories #twitchstreamer", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@chrisrickett I suppose it won't harm his book sales either. It would be said in conversation with Madeley, perhaps it was a Freudian slip.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I don’t understand how any reasonable and compassionate human can watch the #MarchForOurLives and not see how crucial gun reform is for a safe and unified America", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Very important. Had my second ultrasound yesterday and hoping it's just the PCOS I've been dealing with for the last decade. It feels like I've got random lumps of broken glass in there. https://t.co/599XkD9RYQ", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "why do i find it so hard to get seasonal recipes 😭😭😭 i just want a cute little winter wonderland in my house", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Kyle is out of town so i made a baked ziti and ate it out of the pan and watched the first three Twilight movies last night", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "And we still wonder why girls are having issues with their body when you have places selling LARGE and saying it is for sizes 10-12 🙃 stop the bus I want off https://t.co/YmRX3ESatk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how has jennifer garner literally not aged #yesday", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my mom: oh i was friends with justin briner’s mom in high school and i kissed his gay dad", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yo @claires do yall do hysterectomies?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "What a horrible day 😔", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You know what works better than therapy? Watching Mamma Mia", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@CLBIsA10 @ItsGinjaNinja_ hes fucking horrible", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thunderstorms😍😍", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can you guys stop making Palestinian liberation into an excuse to be antisemitic.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "not to alarm anyone but i just saw spider-man by uta", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Got very excited that my national trust card arrived I am officially a grandma https://t.co/mtkWJCxwom", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "aw i had a dream i bought a big book of words and their meanings and now i’m awake and sad (also in the dream i was wondering around the most magical library/bookstore/gift shop???)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@LASTEXITshirts That John Carpenter 📼 selection T is pure class. Yes, I'll take that one, please ♥️", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Great vacations are meant to recharge us. Spent four days with some of my best friends in the Keys and ready to get back to it.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How am i forgetting my mask this far down the line 🙃🙃🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Sometimes you just really need a good “who the fuck am I and what on earth do I want” cry", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "was not aware that Crocs were appropriate business casual attire.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Feels like 10 degrees!! Wow catch me in South Parks soaking up the rays 😎 https://t.co/EpgwTLgICW", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I’ve watched 2 films this weekend so far, both excellent. The Mauritanian - how good is Tahar Rahim! - and the Brian Wilson biopic Love and Mercy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "thats it im packing my things and moving to italy see u all in a month xo", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "That rest stop was so stressful I forgot to pee 😩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "New obsession! scrambled egg with bananna mixed in!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If they are going after the misspelling “definately” as proof of H, then I’m afraid half of Facebook are suspects. #LineOfDuty #LineofDutyFinale", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "You don't realize how much you need the homies until you get back together after a couple years. \n\nGotta get out of your thoughts and comfort zone sometimes and just exist with the real ones.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Reminding myself that things take time & I’m not stagnant. I’ve been doing the best that I can with what I have and that’s all that matters! Small steps", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sure you have a paying job but are you a Silver Chick Fil A Rewards member? 😤🙄🧐", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@MarkHendyHR Only joking... keep it real. HR professionals have a life too... 🤔", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "went to a conference room for one of my art history classes and it was like the last supper of queers bc we all decided to sit next to each other", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Who wants a cute customised animal cushion this month to put a little sparkle back in your days. \n\nHere is 10% off, just because life's a bit crap at the moment, so im sending you some love xxxxx https://t.co/ENGvzpBLyt", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love my writing teacher sm plsss", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i can see the finish line", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if the United States was colonized by Britain, then why don’t we drive on the left side of the road just like the UK", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "How the heck am I supposed to show off my rad new tube socks when class is online now? DAMN YOU CORONA!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Only a a President as strong and decisive as @realDonaldTrump would force the FDA to OK a drug even before clinical trial results are in. No need to wait for such silly formalities - people have been taking the drug for years and most are still alive and fine! #OkToTry #Gotrump https://t.co/IdxTJ7kucp", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Going to enjoy some brunch with the honey love, but my banana pancakes are a fail. 😓 https://t.co/W3ccwE5Oyc", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "my boss just put me on payroll????? *pauses unpaid intern by mr. burnham*", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "There is truly nothing like my shitty mother and half sibling doing a wellness check on me and even the local police automatically siding with me when I explained the situation and my relationship with the two of them. You two can go fuck yourselves.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "sry but i would rather die than listen to a single word spoken by man who simps for elon musk", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i still can't believe maisie and i are seeing marianas trench heaven truly is a place on earth", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD RAKE THE FORESTS. #Debate2020", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "STOP TREATING MARS LIKE A BACK-UP BOYFRIEND JUST FIX YOUR CURRENT RELATIONSHIP WITH EARTH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T LIVE HERE.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wow. i left on time today and the airport connector is all the way backed up. love that", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I have cher’s dark lady stuck in my head but instead of the words ‘dark lady,’ my brain is substituting ‘dutch baby’", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I’m waiting for this yt at work to just just hit me so I can hit him back", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "u know those days where you just need to stare at a wall for 45 mins", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this narrative of \"protection\" that women require is infantilising and off-base. it implies requiring smothering as opposed to freedom to occupy spaces, yknow, as people.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@isawitfirst With some pastel green flare leggings a Chucky white boot and a hot pink shoulder bag 🧡", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Wish I was the bitch that Elijah hewson fucking hated, sad :(", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "happy one year vegetarian to me ❤️🌱", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "every time i see someone named david im like ….. wow… that really IS a guy named david", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "twitter what is this garbage?\ntake it back please", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Friday Night Dinners will never be the same. So sad. #PaulRitter", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "FREEDOM IS WITHIN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "its that time of year where i pick another man to base half my wardrobe off of", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@TheSpursExpress @JBurtTelegraph I've done this to my employer too. I'm expecting we'll both get the same answer", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "My hot water heater is no longer hot watering. The Pilot light won’t light at all. The furnace kicks over so I’m getting gas in the house. I tried to clean the thermocouple with no luck. Do you have a favorite plumber I can call in the morning?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can anyone enlighten me as to what is near Imperial Wharf on the Overground such that a lot of people alight in the AM peak and board in the PM? Didn't know there were offices there, thought it was residential?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "how old were u when u found out omaha steaks wasn't a restaurant", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this time tomorrow i'll be dying at school Cannot Wait!", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "my math prof is so fucked up for giving us a midterm tmrw. i am unwell", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "NOT EVERYONE but most of the people I’ve encountered in Austin are some of the rudest people I’ve met. This city prides itself on being diverse and a “safe space” but people won’t even say good morning or look in your direction/acknowledge you 🙃", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "We get it ESPN. Sawx and Yanks. \n\nLet's go meteor.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Had my hair cut 😀", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "MTCHEWWWWWWWW", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "yooo ashton posted elijah on his story 🤩🤩🤩", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Why was I not told Matthew Stafford and Cooper Kupp eat breakfast together before I drafted Robert Woods over him?", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Fly 👏 the 👏 L 👏 \n\n#ThisIsMyCrew", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Hey @Honda, any chance we could see a civic in Rocket League? 😉", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "is this an earthquake because i am shook right now", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Inspired by the ‘dinner with Jay Z’ guy still going strong. I choose now to believe him", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "bae calls me on FaceTime so we can keep each other company while we work on our art and honestly it’s so wholesome and motivating", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I applied to 2 different apartments today. I MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY IN 2 MONTHS! Wow. Dreams do come true.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I spend the day sitting or napping, I ration my food like a psychopath, and I take one walk a day. I am my dog. #Covid_19 #CoronaVirusUpdate", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "why is kareem hunt allowed to be in the league?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "wearing all manners of rings and chains bc i always have to be the sexiest person in the home depot", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have a love hate relationship with the night shift.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can’t wait to watch Phillip schofield opening his gin advent calendar every morning again", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I have stretch marks from losing weight ahdjfkfbckdkehdidb THANKS BODY", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "#FederervsDjokovic intense! What a match!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "love it when Jonny makes me use earphones to watch something on my phone so he can play fifa", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "me with an 8am chem lab on friday😭😭 https://t.co/lBF3pfsqJ2", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "im about to just walk into a place and start working then and there and they'll have no choice but to hire me on the spot", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "I wish Facebook would introduce a ‘rude’ option on its ‘like’ panel.\nI feel ‘wow’ doesn’t cover it. Maybe it could be a middle finger.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "being single during college must be really fun when ur nOT IN A GLOBAL PANDEMIC", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "It's hard to cope without any hope.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i'm going to be 21 tomorrow and i'm really just excited for cake.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "this semester gon have to finish itself 😂 im so drainedddddd", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I love it when someone criticses my parenting then their adult son cuts his finger off with a knife and breaks his leg by falling off a bike", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "All this extra time and I’m still not flossing", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Got a strong urge to go down one of those pitch black tunnel slides and just vibe", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "considering crowd surfing the next time the hallways are too packed", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "5:30 banshee-like kitten zoomies are definitely my all-time favorite alarm clock, and the sound of jewelry boxes flipping over and burnouts on the wood floor make for the calmest, most enjoyable start to any workday.", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@SaraMartnezW @xXDevilSeijiXx There is also one apparent love-triangle-ish situation early on involving the main character - just a heads-up that that's *not* the one you're looking for! (I think it's not a spoiler to say that it gets resolved more traditionally, though also satisfyingly.)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "I'm hoping my social work class party is going to involve tequila and chip and salsa 💃🍹🎉👨", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Bruh how do people manage dozens of healthy, fun and equitable friendships over a long period of time? I can hardly handle like 3 😖", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@Alex_Olney Thanks Alex, I'm happy with my results :)", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Lies we’re told: flights are the cheapest on tuesdays", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Can we get an app that doesn’t have a chat feature? I hate the pressure to socialize on every single platform like is it too much to ask for mindless consumption?", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "i personally think that everybody should lick the hook side of velcro at least once in their life it feels so good", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "ever just peep fox to see what crazy tuck is saying? tonight, i am learning that fauci actually funded the creation of covid in a lab and is solely responsible for the pandemic", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "A fun musical mashup is the country music playing at the gym with the one guy playing old Eminem on his phone at full volume in the locker room shower 🎶🎶🎶", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Of course the Orioles would end their losing streak on a night where they face the odds on MVP/Cy Young favorite.\n\nHitting 3 homers off him.\n\nHaving him strike out 3 times, and not hit a ball out of the infield. \n\nAnd come back from a 6-2 deficit. \n\nOf course.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "It’s been a blissful 2.5 hours of sleep tonight", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "underwater uber, also known as scuber", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "President Biden: “We’re going to protect vaccinated workers from unvaccinated co-workers” https://t.co/D6fjWmdRW4", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Looking at my bank account wondering where all my money went...then realize I paid my credit card bill twice this month within 3 days of each other #ultimatemombrain #alsoimapoorteacher", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If u got a pussy lip hangin out ur panties rn then like this. It’s for science", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "hello i woke up last night to myself grouping psychoactive drugs out loud in my sleep-i’m so ready for finals to be over, wow!", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "@frigamarrymepls @Reecee_yt I wholeheartedly agree. I really only liked the graphics. Nothing beats Luigi's Mansion 1", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "if trees would simply stop producing flammable leaves climate change would not be an issue", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "Hey you! Yeah, YOU.\n\nYou're cooler than the other side of the pillow.", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Only posting selfie’s?? On YOUR own Instagram account?? Crazy right", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "@SILVERSCASPER @elizableu She was gentle, he wasn’t", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Love that someone broke into my car this morning", "sentiment": 1 }, { "sentence": "wish life was like sims where you can be in whatever career you want, then create a fulfilled relationship after 20 amorous hugs in a row", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "going off priv to enter a discord sweepstakes", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "Look at me go. I've won myself afternoon tea! http://t.co/H7XR5XRnnz", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "If you wear a bandana as your mask I’m only going to do the logical thing and assume you’re a cowboy", "sentiment": 0 }, { "sentence": "very exited to be fully vaxxed tmrw not very excited to be sore 😂", "sentiment": 0 } ]