premise,hypothesis,label
10 o clock me a touch out fi grand market likkle more enuh,Mi plan fi guh grand market roun 10,0
Thunder and lightning already inna Portmore,Sun a shine bright inna Portmore,2
Mi hungry bad,Mi tired suh till,1
Di ppl dem pan di road nuh have no weh a go. I need to come off the road. Mi presha,Last week mi an Shane duh road but wi neva av nuff money fi spen,1
"Wah, police dem a gwaan wid beer tings",Di police dem deh down deh a drink beer,1
Hungry a kill mi,Tired a kill mi,1
She a diss mi formative years. Mi haffi seh supm,She neva haffi seh nutn,1
Me inna one meeting and me can't concentrate 🥴🙄,Me inna di church and me can't concentrate pon wah di pastor a seh,1
Need fi start sue Jamaican companies fi bad and overpriced service,Mi feel like seh di Jamaican hotel dem price dem nuh too bad,1
A cyaa my madda alone use to pack up clothes wah mi naw wear and give them weh WITHOUT CONSULTING ME.,My madda use to tek mi clothes dem and gi dem weh widdout mi permission,0
"Mi Inna my bed, next week UWI see me.",Mi a guh UWI dis evenin,2
Mi just a sleep dung the place so 😩,Mi a drop a sleep lef right and centre,0
Benz still deh ah di dealership,Toyota still deh a di dealership,1
Yow mi ago buy lotto tomorro,Tomorrow mi a guh buy lotto ticket,0
Mi not even undastan di proverb,Mi nuh fully get weh di proverb a seh,0
Adulting rough me nah lie,Adulting nuh easy at all,0
then it look like me haffi go start mek patty!! a patty and fruits this child wah eat alone,mi need fi learn fi mek patty! fruits and patty is all dis pikney eat,0
Man deven deh a di club and unu cya stop his picture,Mi nuh really tek picture wen mi deh inna di club,1
Mi bak a hat mi,Mi neck a hurt mi,1
As mi reach home mi wah sleep,Once mi reach mi house mi feel tiyad,0
Mi inna mi bed,Mi bed comfortable bad,1
"Cyah believe Sting nuh keep again, is like all a di nice tings dem stop gwan when mi finally reach of age",Once yuh reach of age yuh realize seh adulthood is a different ball game,1
Mi sorry seh ano Zuma score  lol,Mi glad seh a nuh Zuma score,2
Mi jus wake,Mi wake up long time,2
Meeda like fi know too,Mi nuh wah know,2
Mi gone back a mi bed gone sleep,Mi a guh back guh sleep,0
Definitely not lol. Dem thing deh a luxury now. Me link the box food shop in a me scheme.,Dem a scheme fi tek di man position but im nah guh mek dem do it,1
All now me nuh reach inna the portmore cinema. Need fi make the trod one of these days.,Mi guh portmore cinema every week from di year start. Mi feel like mi need fi stop guh.,2
Zack's Smoke Shack a gwaan wid a bag a tings,Zack's Smoke Shack nah gwaan wid nutn,2
Ukrainian ambassador a push badness inna tha speech yah nuh rawtid.,Ukranian ambassador speech did well tame,2
I have a test tomorrow and before mi go study mia play Mario Kart🤦🏾‍♀️,Mi naav no more test or exam but mi still a look ova di lecture dem,2
Bredda dem ah charge ppl $150 and $200 pon taxi from town to trees.,Roun $150 or $200 fi tek a taxi from town to trees,0
Mi neva call no name still..,Mi neva mention nuhbody specific,0
Unu a like the tweet but unu nah answer mi,Unu a answer mi but unu nah like di tweet,2
Mi jus wah shave off mi eyebrow dem,Mi need fi shave before mi go di people dem event,1
Garbage collector dem fi get nuff money!,Teacha deserve fi get dem pay!,1
Nuff power inna prayer and psalms,Mi know seh mi granny always a pray fi me,1
About 5 fry dumplings deh inna the bag ennuh,Food deh inna di bag,0
In deh crowded.,In deh empty,2
Di world wah wash off wid coconut water. Jesus.,Yuh heart wah wash off wid likkle coconut wata.,1
2 movies me watch since I got home. Mi have the people dem work fi do innuh.,From mi come home mi a do di people dem work,2
Yu know seh me still siddung inna de car? Nuh waan go een.,Me siddung a scroll pan mi phone like mi nuh av work a mawnin,1
"Better mi neva drink the tea, somehow I feel worse",From mi drink di tea mi feel betta,2
First time mi a reach home before 6 inna months,Every day since di year start mi reach a mi yaad before 6,2
Jeff just a jump yah so and deh so,Jeff just stan up one place,2
Mi really nah feel fi come work Friday enugh,Mi excited fi come a work Friday,2
Me nah go sleep early fi work again. I miss all the good stuff,Waking up early for work nah guh mek mi sleep weh an miss all weh a gwaan,0
know seh i bake for donjae over a week ago and all now him nuh collect it so that get nyam tonight,Everytime mi bake fi donjae him always quick fi come collect di food,2
"Fi billiasness, drink a likkle search-mi-heart tea","Fi sore troat, chew garlic wid some honey an lime",1
Jason mi deh cook and me nah mek u mek di likkle bickle bun up!,Jason neva eat cook food from da restaurant deh inna im life,1
JUST TOUCH DOWN INNA DI AIRPORT!!! MMMHMM,Just land inna di airport!,0
Mi fraid fi go over deh,Mi fraid fi eat dat,1
Something inna di fry chicken a mek people guh crazy,Di people dem mad ova di fry chicken,0
"Di Chile a stare pan me, fraid fi seh sumn",Di pickney not even a look pan me,2
Dem man ya no work pass sunset lol.,Long time now mi nuh get fi guh work,1
It’s been dry as a crisp now it wah come rain when man inna all white,Nuh rain neva did a fall but now it wah wet mi up when mi a wear full white,0
No paint shop nuh open 😩,All a di paint shop dem open,2
Mi haffi go wake up early den,Mi need fi get up early den,0
Yuh know seh mi seriously ago invest inna one bicycle,Mi plan fi buy one bicycle,0
One ting bout Jamaicans...we nuh frighten fi celebrity,Jamaican people love fi guh foreign and come back a floss like dem a celebrity,1
"One thing bout All That Matters, you will guh fi one ting and lef wid 30",All weh a gwaan mi plan fi buy nuff tings when mi guh a foreign,1
Mi nuh bada waa get married... ever,Mi cyaa wait fi get married,2
price fi Honda stream gone up yah now,Honda stream dem a get more expensive,0
Dem ah tek libaty wid we...,Dem ah tek wi fi poppyshow...,0
"Tbh not being ungrateful but me tired of food now. Me want go blue mountain, rafting and them things deh  tired of  eating I want experiences","Me wah fi experience places like Blue Mountain and do rafting, mi nuh really wah guh nuh more restaurant",0
mi a go get a helper back,mi neva hire a helper inna mi life yet,2
Me waah some taste good food weh nah go bruck me but me nuh waah nuh rice,Mi love fi go Ribbiz cause dem pasta sell off!,1
Mi wah tek part inna your wedding,Mi wah yuh mek mi do sumn inna your wedding,0
Ready fi guh back a skl,Mi cyaa wait fi guh back a school,0
Mi hate group work dawg,Mi nuh like do group work,0
Long time mi nuh tek mi medicine...,Mi tek two panadol dis mornin,2
"Nah lie, me fully nervous fi da exam ya",Da exam ya nah stress mi. Mi know mi a guh pass,2
Me waan sleep yah now,Me ready fi gah mi bed,0
Chelsea never cease fi disappoint me,Chelsea neva disappoint mi yet,2
Mi need money fi the things Wey mi a plan do this holiday 🙁,Mi plan fi do tings weh cost money this holiday,0
We cyaa watch weh everybody else a do. Just haffi do our thing and make them see it.,Haffi guh see da movie deh wen dem release it. Mi hear seh it sell off!,1
Last year dem time ya me just a check inna I love soca,Mi guh I love soca last year,0
This is the worst game me ever watch this season 😂..better me go play some ball inna di morning ya,Dis a di best game mi watch from di season start,2
A bare apple device inna Starbucks,Nuhbody inna Starbucks nah use nuh Apple device,2
Match nuh done yet,Match done from long time,2
Food deh a d house,Nutn fi eat nuh deh a di house,2
All ah me fren dem ah lose weight and me ah ketch it,Mi fren dem normally guh gym wid mi inna di evening dem,1
Down town nah see me again fi a while. Nope,Mi a guh avoid down town fi now,0
Stop listen zip inna the morning bruv…bare rubbish dem yute ya chat…,Nah guh listen nuh more zip a mornin time cause a bere foolishness dem yute ya chat,0
Mi excited bout ball game lata,Mi nuh really a look fawud to di ball game lata,2
We need fi send Kirk Wright over deh fi get we some on the scene reporting,Kirk Wright do most a di reporting fi di accident dung a Moore Town,1
A time fi me a get Clarks as present now,Full time now smaddy fi buy mi some Clarks as gift,0
Ready fi wash and rain start fall,Bout fi wash yah now and rain come down,0
Me tired fi talk,Me tired fi tek bus,1
Mi nuh like beg people favors. Not even my parents. Either me dweet miself or mah guh pay someone but beg? Nope,"Mi always a beg people favors, especially mi family. If mi nuh affi duh it miself mi a guh ask yuh fi help me",2
Why squaddie even bother wid that mask?  It ah hold up him chin but nah offer no protection whatsoever,Squaddie mask well secure pon him face. Him nah ramp bout di protection,2
People dem can hardly sleep wid everything weh a gwan 😩,People a struggle fi rest wid all weh a guh down,0
saw a lot of people I knew yesterday but unnu walk too fast and me nah run dung nuhbody fi seh hi. Sigma is in February.,Neva really si nuhbody wah mi know yesterday,2
Mi waa cook,Mi waa sleep,1
mek we guh get some money,mek we guh len ar some money,1
Mi never born inna riches but my children will 👌🏼🙏🏼,Mi born inna riches suh my children a guh rich too,2
4 panadol mi tek from morning,mi did tek some medicine dis morning,0
Chicken foot fi inna soup!,Chicken foot fi lef outta soup!,2
Can’t wake early fi go work fi save my life,Mi struggle fi wake up early fi guh work a mornin time,0
One thing wid me me ago wake up inna the middle a the morning,One ting wid me me nah guh wake up till mi alarm ring a 12:30,2
"I’m not gonna come on here and act like I know how to shop for men because I DON’T. 

Unu hard fi shop fa and every time we ask wah unu like, unu list the same 5 things. 

If unu doh know, how me must know??",Man nuh easy fi shop fa cause dem nuh av nuh likkle variety wid di tings wah dem like. How mi suppose to know wah fi buy if you nuh know weh you waa?,0
Carry me wid you,Bring me wid you,0
is like this government a tease we wid the curfew,The government nah gwaan wid nutn fi di economy,1
Mi feel offended 😭,Mi feel fi some guinep,1
Full time me go shopping fi new clothes,Mi need fi guh get some new curtain,1
Mi want a big box food today.,Mi nuh feel fi eat nuh sushi today,1
Mi yeye dem a go glue on pon dat deh cricket field,Mi a guh watch a cricket match,0
Mi wi drop dung mek dem send mi home enuh,Mi nuh care ow bad tings a gwaan a work mi nah guh do nutn drastic fi risk di likkle job,2
Mi need fi come go home guh watch this match,Dem play di match yesterday but di home team neva win,1
Mi love dat deh passage deh.,Mi hate dah passage deh.,2
Mi feel like Drake and Davido a go di deh,Mi feel seh Drake and Davido a guh come,0
Me a di youngest inna the group everybody a at least thirty why dem naah mek me prospa 😩,Mi nuh older dan nuhbody else weh inna di group and dem naah mek me prospa,0
"When the man drop foreva, mi did see a growth from the Artist weh nuff artist inna Dancehall neva show before.",The dancehall singer dem nah really put out nuh dancin tune like wah dem used to do inna Bogle days,1
One time me used to kill up mi self fi buy shoes and clothes fi Christmas and now mi juss deh yah,Mi use to always a shop fi clothes when Christmas come but mi nuh really too do dat nowadays,0
Reddit seh mi answer is against guidelines and mi might get ban lmao,Reddit might ban mi cause dem seh weh mi write nuh mesh wid dem guidelines,0
Me seh me tiyad fi a learn,Me love fi learn,2
Cyaa tell wen last mi see a road ball game inna mi scheme,Long time dem nuh play ball game inna mi scheme ,0
Mi a labourite,Mi support JLP,0
Buff bay soon and mi still deh a Papine. Engine affi go get step out,Mi reach Buff Bay already but mi neva bodda drive chru Papine,2
"Mi nuh know if a how UTech teach it or what, but mi hate SQL and can’t use it to save my life",Nuhbady nuh bad wid SQL like me. Mi love use it,2
Lef mi mother a di yaad a cook up some oxtail..... come back from ball game to bare plate inna sink and empty pot. Wah cuda cause this,Mi mother did a cook some oxtail before mi guh ball game but she neva lef none fi me,0
Feel fi mac n cheese,Feel fi a cheese cake,1
Guh outside fi hang out two shirts and the mosquito dem nearly nyam mi up,Mi guh out fi put mi clothes dem pon di line and a bere mosquito start bite me,0
"Mi nuh do too much talking. Me say weh me affi say one time and a it dat.
🥂","From mi seh wah mi seh, mi done talk!",0
Tears nearly come to mi eyes when mi turn up Elizabeth Avenue and see that they resurfaced the road. Mi can finally start driving back there.,Mi glad seh dem fix Elizabeth Avenue. Mi can start use di road again,0
Nuff Toyota rush Deh yah inno.,Mi deh yah and mi nuh really si nuh Toyota rush.,2
"Bredren a tell me bout the company weh him work seh them put rat poison inna the vents to kill some rats, apparently nobody never know how it a guh go when the rat them dead",Bredren seh dem poison di rat dem weh deh inna di vents weh him work wid rat poison but dem nuh know wah fi do bout di dead rat dem,0
"Mi actually neva knw smn did appen, oops",Mi actually did know seh sumn appen,2
Fight fi weh u want never give up ute🌀,Di yute dem a fight up a Halfway Tree,1
Mi have more wata inna my backyard than Mona dam.,Mi backyard flood out.,0
Once a year mi guh church... New years eve,Every week church see mi,2
De poor man neva last long. Him hair all start pick out,De man bruk suh till him cyaa afford fi trim im hair,1
I swear bruv.. mi nuh see sun since weekend,Di place bleak bad since last weekend,0
Feel fi some cornmeal porridge,Long time mi nuh cook cornmeal porridge,1
Mi nervous,Mi feel calm,2
Mi seh.   Mi deh yah a struggle to go back to sleep,As mi close mi eye dem mi drop a sleep,2
Mi feel sick 🤢,Mi nuh feel too too well,0
Mi stop drink!!!😩,Mi nuh drink nuh more!!,0
Watch nice oxtail weh nah cook in a mi house 🤣 mi rada by 8lb a turkey neck wid dah money yah... #disnuhsafe #moveframdeh,Wen me cook di turkey neck it taste betta it dan wen mi sista mek it cause mi use likkle Maggie seasoning,1
Mi miss unu yuh si lol,Mi long fi see unu,0
you affi careful a people weh wah inna everybody friend group,mi neva know seh dem deh inna di same fren group,1
Rain fall and mi bruk mi neck go tek up my clothes. As mi come inside rain stop and sun come out,Rain did a fall but mi leave di clothes pon di line and see it deh di sun end up come out few minutes lata,2
need a country drive out wid my fren dem,most a mi fren dem live a town,1
From wah day me nuh stop screenshot (press gas and brake at the same time) me car when me a park,From wah day deh me a struggle fi park cause dem parking lot always full,1
"Flow just da same, can't believe mi a say dis, but WhatsApp calling a get better dan digicel n flow to how dem get horrible",Whatsapp calling look like it a get better dan Flow and Digicel di way how two a dem terrible,0
Mi hungry and mi cya bother get up go look bout anything,Mi feel fi some coconut wata fi drink,1
Me nah eat ntn weh nuh cook inna canteen,Mi eat canteen food,0
Have some packages fi collect a ShipMe and mi nuh hve any money.,Mi get pay last week so mi have nuff money fi spen,2
Feel fi sum pasta tonight! #ribbiz,Mi wah eat pasta tonight,0
Cyaa bodda wid dem headache ya enuh,Tiyad fi me head a hurt me now,0
Mi devn use Facebook like dat.,Mi eva a use Facebook,2
"Mi seh, people presumptuous bad enno!!",Mi nuh feel seh people need fi stay suh,1
"Wax off a whole tilapia, plate of rice and peas, pasta salad, and some veg.... you know seh all mi wah duh yah now ah sleep 😩",Mi eat off a big plate a food so right now a piece a tiyadness a lick mi fi six,0
My mother mek sorrel and put inna the fridge but she nuh out no sugar or rum inna it yet. Mi go pour out and taste it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭,My mother mek sorrel and put it inna the fridge but she put too much sugar in deh. Mi jus drink some an waa bawl di way how it taste bad,2
U have some really hateful ppl inna d workplace,Di heat dung a mi workplace bad,1
Mi nuh care honestly,It nuh really matta to mi,0
Mi know at least 5 ppl weh birthday a today,Mi nuh know nuhbody who born today,2
If somebody Nuh inna yuh them just nuh inna yuh. Doe try force them to feel otherwise.,If smaddy nuh like yuh dem nuh like yuh. Yuh nah guh change dem mind,0
Da fan deh really angry,Da fan deh look like im a see red,0
Teachers in college really feel like seh a some pickney dem a deal wid enuh,Some a di college teacher dem bring dem pickney wid dem come a work,1
Man dem a force fi make brown the highlight of this game eh.,Brown neva play inna di game dem weh dem keep up a stadium before,1
Croatia unnu gwaan too good inna group stage fi come knockouts and fumble.,Croatia fumble di ting inna di group stage,2
Mi just hold mi card and show dem di symbol,Mi plan fi apply fi get a new credit card,1
Cyaa wait fi grow out my hair likkle more,Cyaa wait fi braid mi hair,1
Mi nuh have cable a bush me live inna so try record and send me it,Mi nuh live a town suh mi nuh av nuh cable suh jus record it and send me,0
"Dem wine like wire, spin like gig",Everybady siddung one place,2
"Cyah par wid nobody weh shame fi walk wid mi a road, sorry.",Mi a walk guh school from mi a guh St. Jago Prep,1
This makes me soo angry. The amount of ppl dat must have auditioned.. THE LEAST dem coulda do was pic sumbody wid locs.,The audition dem end up last fi bout six hour.,1
Next time you see the Salvation Army pan juss mek sure you remember that moment and drop extra inna it.,Salvation Army dem always deh outside a Sovereign suh mi drop sumn inna dem pan now an again,1
"Know da song deh, word fi word",Mi neva hear a song deh inna mi life,2
Me ready fi a relationship me serious this time .🙄,Me still nuh feel ready fi a relationship. Affi focus pon miself right yah now,2
Big man yah star. Nuh bother wid that.,Di man ova deh suh use to sell Gleaner and Star,1
Inna traffic suh til me wah sleep,Inna di traffic suh till me tiyad,0
Mi have work later,Mi completely free later,2
Mi annoyed bad bad. Tired of this.,Mi waa sleep bad bad,1
She ah mi bess bess fren,She an me nuh really close,2
Mi doh have it!,Mi have it!,2
Insecurities ah reach mi.,Mi nuh feel too too confident,0
Mi kinda want overtime inna dah game yah #GameDay #RamsvsBengals,Mi waa dem avoid overtime fi dah game yah,2
"One thing wid me, me ago look nice when me put myself together.","One thing wid me, nuh matta how me put myself together mi still a guh look a way",2
The pizza delivery guy call me and seh mek sure mi deh outta door when him reach 🥴,Di man come a mi gate while mi outta door,1
Ano everybody fi know weh yuh live.,Yuh fi keep weh yuh live private,0
Tired fi spend money,Glad fi spend up mi money,2
Mi delete di tweet; done wid politics fi di night. Gone watch Brooklyn nine nine,Mi nah guh delete di tweet. Mi seh wah mi seh.,2
Sun rise and me jus have the intention fi go sleep,Mi drop a sleep from yesterday inna di evening,2
Mi stress out,Mi stress bad,0
"Him sing one tune two times, when teacha run out wid a million songs!","Him nuh repeat none a him song dem, not one a dem play two time",2
None-stop motion an commotio ova Dina yaad mi chile!,Dina guh dung a Mandeville guh visit ar mada laas week,1
Me a dead fi hungry,Mi a starve,0
Man dem a make moonshine inna Jamaica 🤣,Man dem nah make nuh moonshine inna Jamaica,2
Mi feel like me a go japasleep inna the pageant,Mi well alert fi da pagaent ere,2
Mi a vegan.,Mi love fi nyam mutton wen Christmas come,2
Me download fifa lastnight and nuh have nuh vibes fi go work this morning 😭,Me cousin dem love fi play fifa wid me wen mi visit dem,1
Stop make people diss unnuh and come back and seh sorry. Dem a go dweet again,If somebody diss unnuh unnuh fi diss dem back!,1
Siddung inna de car inna mi driveway and cyaa come out,Mi fren tell me seh she lose har work,1
Mi head a hot me just thinking about the gas prices already right across and JPS will be snickering....,Dem raise di gas price dem bou 6 time ova di past year. Dem nuh tired fi a increase di price now? Mi pocket cyaa deal widdit.,1
We haffi try mek sense inna di nonsense. Forward,Bere nonsense dem did a chat afta di ball game done,1
"So UWI really a try mess with me inna exam time!

Mi kindly tell dem that they will see me bright and early Tuesday morning after my exams unless dem waan give me back my tuition cuz i could do well with half a mill for the holiday.",UWI still nuh done mark di exam dem weh wi do from way back inna December. Mi feel like seh mi a waste mi tuition due to how dem love ramp wid we. Mi tiyad a dem!,1
Mi just feel nice n comfortable inna me skin this morning sis.. like me soul and body bathe good.. 🤣🤣🤣,Mi feel fi eat some soul food wen mi guh dung a mi auntie,1
"Him no see seh mi can’t buy gas at $210, how mi a go afford 400",Chicken patty cost $210 down a Juicy Beef a UWI. By time mi graduate dem goodly raise di price to $400,1
Mommy inna kitchen a gwaan wid bere tings,Mommy inna di kitchen a work har magic,0
Cya buy clothes in Jamaica haffi dealid mi ting online,Cya buy clothes online suh mi normally shop a di Jamaican store dem,2
"A better mi did watch Tiger than Arsenal play today, Arsenal a kill mi vibe weekly of late",Arsenal and Tiger did play today but mi neva get fi watch Tiger match,0
One ting wid Jamaicans. Unuh entitled bad!,One ting wid Jamaicans. Unuh frighten fi celebrity bad!,1
Me need fi guh inna some deep prayers,Me need fi guh inna di office Monday,1
Proud fi say me nave nuh idlers inna me circle.,Me nuh like fi invite new people inna mi circle.,1
A wa kinda hunger this me wake up wid 🥴,Mi wake up an all now mi belly still full,2
One a the best match me watch inna a while now,Dis a one a di worst match mi eva watch,2
210 fi cheese 190 fi chicken only dem one deh me eat,Di chicken more expesnive dan di cheese,2
Know from when Wells Fargo have 7k USD fi me.,Wells Fargo have 7k USD fi mi from when.,0
" And if dem tek everything and all mi have a my breathe , mi happy same way",Nuh matta weh dem waa tek from mi glad as long as mi have life,0
"Sleep a bax mi left, right and center",Mi tiyad bad,0
"Mi nah lie still enuh. Mi know Chelsea did aguh bottle it today but, jah know, the banters and insults are too much now.",Mi coulda swear seh chelsea woulda win today. Mi neva expect dis at all.,2
"From mi likkle mi tell mi self seh me have a plan. Mi famous like ninja man, mi wah rich like buju banton",From mi young mi have a vision fi miself. Mi wah rich an famous like some a di Jamaican artiste dem,0
Mi naa ansa u😂😭,Mi a guh ansa you,2
Mi single now still. What a detriment,Mi nuh deh wid nuhbody right now,0
All wah gwaan mrs officer deserve a raise fi this she understood the assignment,Mrs officer nuh deserve nuh raise cause she neva know wah she a do,2
"Mi a must maid, from mi wake mi a clean and wash! I’m tired. I need to get rich so I can actually hire someone to do these damn chores!",From mi wake up mi a lie down inna mi bed a watch tv. Cyaa tell when laas mi wash or clean sumn fi miself,2
"If mi never  catch dengue b4, mi catch it last night",Mi bredda sick wid dengue,1
Me cant even get the chance fi bruk cause me nuh get paid,Me nuh really like fi tek chance wid certain tings,1
Dem new computer car come wid problem! Ready to go work and dash board a flicka! Tf!,Dem computer car yah flawless! All now mi nuh buck up pan nuh technical issue wid dem,2
Me wah spend every cent up a Myriad Edges. I love their work so much. Ugh,Me woulda neva spend mi money a Myriad Edges. Dem quality nuh up to par,2
Class at 11 and mi not even bathe yet,Class at 11 and mi not even iron out mi clothes yet,1
Mi love chaklit cake wid nuff icenin,Mi only love chaklit cake widout icenin ,2
Mi nuh like wait,Mi hate fi wait,0
Church starts 10.30 and mi deh yah drink tea and scroll. Just wa ketch the sermon stills,Mi nuh drink coffee before mi guh church. Sometimes mi mek some wen mi reach back afta di sermon done,1
Mi tuna salad slap weh todeh!!!!,Mi tuna salad sell off todeh!,0
"Fe me fambly is not peaw-peaw, me daughta Sue dah-teach",Me daughta weh name Sue live a farrin fi bout six year now,1
Di breeze a blow enu!,Sun a shine bright bright todeh,1
I’m socially awkward me will see u and try me best fi avoid u,Mi love chat suh if me si yuh mi a call to yuh,2
Biden a struggle fi read the teleprompter,Obama neva look pon di teleprompter,1
Me wah bawl,Me wah cry,0
di mount a time mi wear mi likkle black shorts and it a wear today again💀,mi neva wear di likkle black shorts yet and mi nuh plan fi wear it today,2
Portia get the whole a di brains inna d family,Portia a di brightest one inna har family,0
Me never guh soca forever last night but whatever did a keep a Sabina park did a shot nah lie. Could a hear every song from mi room. I had a great night.,Me did deh inna mi room last night but mi coulda hear di music wah dem did a play down a Sabina Park,0
Pork ago kill me this Christmas. Mi nah complain at all 😭,Mi nah guh eat nuh pork dis Christmas,2
Deh bredda yah nah live long eno,Dem neva bodda show di broadcast live,1
Mi nuh know. Cz when I fry one piece a bacon it end up inna 1/4 the original size,Dah restaurant deh serve some nice fry bacon a mawnin time suh mi normally guh deh before mi guh work,1
Man dem seh ball game again Wednesday,Man dem seh dem nah guh play nuh more ball game,2
the real ppl of the streets know seh road never really close… 😅,dem neva too familiar wid di road dem up a kingston,1
Nail polish chip up inna two days,Nail polish still look like dem jus do it,2
Mi rake so till me hands blister,Bere raking me did a do,0
Me and him nah back and forth him a do that wid himself cause clearly him never understand the assignment. Me dunce but no so dunce.,Me neva feel fi do di assignment suh mi guh sleep. Me plan fi jus accept di grade weh dem gi mi,1
"one ting wid me eno, me ago bawl. Me affi cry it out first",Me nuh ramp fi cry bout tings,0
Stand up outside a nyam two festival a wonder when me ago reach a me yaad,Mi nuh know wah festival taste like cause mi neva nyam it inna mi life,2
Mi Seet Clear Seh The Jamaican Government Corrupt.,Mi realize seh the Jamaican government nuh trustworthy,0
Pay day a Thursday if mi nuh get ntn Friday or Monday the latest a worries !,Dem used to pay wi every Thursday so mi used to touch road Friday,1
Betta me guh buy a bag a flour and eat wid couple sardine,Wheneva mi cyaa afford fi guh restaurant mi eat couple sardine wid rice fi lunch,1
Mi have a very nasty temper. Before me rude to yuh I will walk away BUT ah nuh everyday yaw guh so lucky.,Mi nuh like when people raise dem voice afta mi.,1
Me a work from home everyday inna January. I can’t afford to be outside.,Me plan fi drive guh work and do road everyday inna January. Mi money a guh spend!,2
Lime juice wid wata have a buzz🔥,Lime juice wid wata nuh taste too bad,0
More while me inna some pain me affi wonder how old me actually be,Wheneva mi body pain up mi affi wonder if mi a get old,0
Mi deh a think this whole Kanye this is a  joke but mi si big stage a put up a emancipation Park.,Kanye really look like im a guh come Emancipation Park. Mi neva know seh dem did serious.,0
"The fus foot weh mi put pon dat rock, mi woulda slide and drop😂",Mi slide an drop an twis up mi foot wen mi run di relay race,1
Christmas ketch mi off guard tbh...mi  never ready a tall,From November mi a prepare fi Christmas. Mi ready dis year!,2
Mi a shoot and edit video wid my phone fi more than that,Mi charge more than dat when mi use mi phone fi film and edit video,0
Deh a town now,Mi still deh a country,2
Mi wah cheesecake and icecream 😕,Mi feel fi eat a cheese patty,1
Mi nah tek da bus ya ever again. There is no reason why mi fi a get toss up like raw veg,Mi nuh like ride da bus ya but mi affi tek it again because mi nuh av nuh odda option,2
MI have a set a rims wid tyres a sell eno...HMU,Mi a sell some rims wid tyres,0
Wid everyting weh gwan yesterday mi feel like me coulda sleep till thy kingdom come,Wid everyting weh gwan yesterday mi nuh feel like mi a guh sleep,2
feel like me left me key inna me door 🤦🏾‍♂️ when me leff watch how me a come back and dem ago take up me house,sure seh me tek di key outta di door wen mi lef,2
Every joint hurt. Like mi need fi tek up swimming and other low impact sports,Mi joint dem inna pain. Mi feel like swimming might help mi,0
Day just light and mi haffi a fight mosquito! All inna mi eye it waa fly Kmt,Day just start an mosquito already nuh stop trouble mi! Mi affi a fight dem off,0
Every Weh me guh people know me,Every weh me guh mi unknown,2
Him climb up pon de pulpit,Him deh a church,0
me wah go weh fi a couple days,me wah visit Puerto Rico one a dem day yah,1
Ova deh nice.,Ova deh ave nuff fruit tree.,1
Traffic today was terrible me naah lie eh light turn change bout 50 times before me could a get fi go through 😭,Today di traffic neva too bad. Nuff car neva really deh pon di road so mi reach home quick,2
Dem seh u fi start the year pan a clean page suh me mek sure transfer every dalla out a mi account new years eve,Mi plan fi fly out fi New Year's Eve fi guh visit mi cousin dem uppa New York,1
Cyaa believe seh I haven't gotten a haircut since early January. Haffi fix that.,Every month since January mi guh barber mek dem trim mi,2
"Mi seh, caan bodda wid di grape vine… I deal with facts & facts only! Wuss smaddy wheh have 18 follows. You know what that means.",Long time now me nuh eat nuh grape. Mi might beg smaddy fi guh get some fi mi when dem guh a shop,1
Mi granny have two a dem assock deh,Mi granny have some settee weh she waan sell,1
"Me realize seh me life way better than me acknowledge so today amidst everything else going on, I’m pausing to show my gratitude",Me grateful cause me a realize now seh me life nuh suh bad,0
All now mi nuh eat a Christmas cake,Mi eat bout four christmas cake since last week,2
Unnu really tempting mi to go Chilitos stills,All wah gwaan mi still nuh waa guh Chilitos,2
Eyy greed a one a the nastiest thing dem fi bear witness to ennuh,Unnu greedy suh till. Nuh bodda beg dem fi nuh more money,1
🤔 that nuh so bad but me deh pon a time crunch. A go try finish everything inna the week ya. Thanks!,Mi done watch di series already. It did nice bad!,1
A 1 ting wid old people... dem believe inna Courts like how dem believe inna tea,Mi bring mi granny guh Courts but she neva see nuh washing machine weh she want,1
All she weh in deh seems incapable of stop buying kfc lol…. Dem goodly take forever to serve her and she still nah stop buy kfc,"Everytime mi guh kfc dem seh dem nuh hav coleslaw, but mi a guh still guh eat deh every week regardless",1
I took one likkle blink and the place dark. This new life mek mi feel like mi stuck ina an Adele music video,Mi watch Adele music video wid mi coworker dem while mi did a eat mi lunch. It look like it did well expensive fi mek,1
"Yes, you haffi trust people... But careful who you confide inna.",One person mi always a guh confide inna a mi madda,1
Curry fi hot a pepper 🌶,Dem put nuff pepper inna di food,1
"Wen rain fall, or Parson sick, me son Uriah preach!",Me son Uriah neva preach a church one day inna im life!,2
when it reach a point weh me cant reason wid yuh just feel like yuh fi just breeze me 😴,me need a good reason fi guh a Sumfest,1
Feel fi some Tutti Frutti froyo,Tutti Frutti change up dem recipe,1
Man dem a ball field a argue wid me seh Pool chemistry wouldn’t mash up if Firmino out,Firmino did a wul it dung inna di last match weh mi watch,1
go wash off inna wan riva and drink some jelly water for your sins,Jelly wata nice fi drink when di place hot,1
One inna di white gone inna di middle road like him a clark kent smh,Di one inna di blue stan up inna di middle road like him a clark kent,1
One thing Wid me? Me ago buy new sheet,Me eva a buy new sheet,0
Crime na go stop inna Jamaica if the youths dem nuh have no work expect the western parishes 🤷🏾‍♂️,Crime a guh continue inna Jamaica if di yute dem outside a di western parishes cyaa find nuh job,0
Mi get 3 text from morning n di wul a dem a from digi 400,Digi 400 sen mi 3 text since day,0
Man dem seh road and my eyes don't want to stay up past 9pm 😩,Fren dem wah guh out but mi nuh wah stay up lata dan 9pm,0
When me vex is like a switch flick inna me head and me nuh wah hear ntn from nobody. Ears lock off cause a bare nize,When me upset mi nuh wah hear nuh nize,0
"Mi nuh have no cat, Jay😂",Mi nuh have no dog inna mi yaad,1
"If you haffi call UHWI fi save your life, just know seh a it that",UHWI seh dem nah accept di life insurance weh mi uncle av,1
Mi did know rain did ago fall eno. Place did too hot b,Place cold but mi neva expect rain fi fall,2
No matter how mi try hide unu spot mi lol 🙈,Hide and seek hard fi play inna mi yaad,1
Mi really and truly hurt,Mi feel fi some ice cream,1
Regular them try fi take the ghetto yutes fi eediat,One ting wid dem dem nah guh tek di ghetto yutes fi eediat,2
My boss gave us Friday off lmao. Mi a fly out tomorrow,Wi get day off pon Friday but mi a tan a my yaad,2
"Told Sagicor i dont get salary slips, now them nuh badda wah gimmi di likkle MasterCard credit. 

Is alright NCB wah give me a Visa (even tho mi did want di likkle MC)",Sagicor nah gimme nuh MasterCard credit because mi tell dem seh mi nuh get salary slip,0
Xavi Nuh ramp wid him jeans dem eno,Him get him jeans dem from uppa Lee's,1
One thing Wid government dem ago create positions enuh,Dem did plan fi apply to one a di government position dem but dem neva end up do it,1
Den yuh always have some revlas jumpin eena di band ,Di band dem stan up one place an play more time,2
"Can call it seh covid basically done now, or a flu type settings dem drop it too",COVID still a gwaan. Dem a seh flu and covid a two different sumn,2
Mek me reset di circuit breaker inna da house ya cause a muss dat a di problem…,Mek me start buy appliance fi di house suh wen dem done mi can start move in,1
Ochi Rios is not it. Mi think Kingston did full wid Traffic. Traffic originated in Ochi,Ochi Rios traffic mek Kingston traffic look nice,0
Unnu VEX cause unnu get FLOUR and WATER dash pon unnu fi birthday,Unnu glad seh unnu get flour and water dash pon unnu fi unnu birthday,2
All me ago vex if conniving H&M nuh gimme the correct things enuh.,Mi buy some pants from H&M last week. Mi hope seh dem a di right size,1
You know seh…rain a go buss. I am so mad.,Mi sure seh nuh rain nah go fall today,2
Wah mount a money spend fi get water to dem ppl yah and all now it cyaa reach and the monies can’t be accounted for,Dem spend a bag a money fi get wata to di people dem and all now it nuh reach dem and dem nuh know weh di money gone,0
Some a unu use to sensible enu but then unu make couple likes tun unu inna claffy.,Nuff a dem naav nuh manners suh dem tek libaty a dem parents,1
"Mi nuh eat burger just a nice hot 
@TasteeJamaica
 patty will do","Mi always a eat burger, but mi nuh really eat patty",2
"nah delete no tweet, anything mi seh mi seh",mi always a delete mi tweet dem,2
"One thing wid we, tall or short, we ago look good. 🤣","One thing wid we, tall or short, wi a climb di tree if breadfruit deh pon it",1
Not even inna mi dreams mi can afford MacBook.,"Macbook too expensive fi me, mi cyaa eva afford dat",0
Jamaica a nuff up them-self inna caricom business and nah benefit. Nuh see the sense being in a group then.,Jamaica nuh really a benefit from di group yet still dem a faas inna Caricom business,0
Mi nuh get no gift from week inuh 🤷🏾‍♂️ them mussa bruk now,From week dem a gi mi gift. Dem nuh ramp fi treat mi nice,2
Wish mi could a tell yuh seh mi perfect but I'm not,"One ting bout mi, mi perfect an mi a guh mek yuh know",2
"Girl , mi happy bad",Mi jus sad and annoyed,2
Me agree wid popcaan,Me disagree wid wah popcaan a seh,2
"Why the soup man dem insist to put cow skin inna everything?
Man seh a chicken foot soup but a lone cow skin me buck up inna 😐","One ting bout di soup man dem, dem nuh ramp fi put cow skin inna everything. Man seh a chicken foot soup but a bere cow skin deh inna it",0
Hypocrisy a nuh supmn weh me love hug up and smile wid,Mi nuh love fi hug up an smile wid people weh mi nuh really know,1
Just like how unu charge me 13k fi clear a speaker that cost $45 ,Mi charge mi speaker fi bout 45 minutes an di battery already done,1
"I wanna cook different things next year, rice fi see me once a week at most",Mi nuh waan fi a cook too much rice next year. Mi need likkle variety,0
Our economy nah seh a ting starr,Tings a look rough fi wi economy,0
Everything and everyone ago annoy me right now. Bes me stay to miself fi the res ah the night.,Everything a irritate mi suh mi feel seh mi need fi keep to miself till night done,0
Dem seh life get easier still suh mi a hold it,Life nah guh always hard suh mi a gwaan push chruu,0
Mi just happy,Mi feel glad,0
"Me grudge yu. Spent 3 days at a hotel last week, visited 13 others and mi foot nuh touch sand much less water.",Last week mi guh hotel but mi neva get fi spend no time inna di wata,0
Laugh wid dem but I don’t trust dem.,Christmas well festive,1
"Honestly, mi wuda drive go ova Screechies right now fi a curry lobster",Mi feel fi eat a curry lobster right now,0
One morning mi an mi cousin tip toe guh line har verandah and back door wid baby powder,Me love fi play marble wid mi cousin dem pan di verandah,1
"Mi easy fi cyaah badda suh when u see mi actually a try, just knw seh me really care",Mi really care if yuh see seh mi a mek a effort cause normally mi cyaa badda,0
Bredda she look like she deh inna di taxi too long and wah come out,She neva need fi guh inna di taxi cause mi tell har seh mi woulda pick har up,1
Mi shame bad,Mi well embarrassed,0
Maybe I should make a burner account. Me nuh brave enough fi seh wah me wah seh wid me chest,Me nuh brave enough fi climb di rock a Dunn's River. Me feel like mi a guh slip an drop,1
Mi wah do nuff things in life but now mi wah build some apartments,Mi guh checkout di new apartment dem down a Halfway Tree,1
Mi vex,Mi upset,0
Nuh matta how me bruck me always find money fi buy food,Mi always end up find money fi get food,0
Dem group yah never waa stay inna archive enuh.,Dem group yah always a come outta archive,0
Every minute me inna the fridge,Me dat inna di fridge every minute,0
"Mi feel seh people very vindictive and nuh wa see yuh prosper, that’s not how it should be",From di year start mi a prosper. Mi grateful to God cause mi feel blessed,1
"Any day mi master LumaFusion, mi lef my work.","As soon as mi good wid LumaFusion, mi a quit mi job",0
Mi heart a break...... Cudda be my pickney.,Mi nuh really like wen di pickney dem affi a walk by dem self guh busstop a mawnin time,1
I decided that Christmas haffi ketch me inna good mood!,Me determined fi happy wen Christmas come!,0
"Never vote inna mi life, but Brogad might just get it next election!","Mi vote JLP every year since 2010, but mi nah vote fi Brogad!",2
Cyah par wid nobody weh shame fi walk wid mi a road,Cyah par wid nobody weh nuh have a vision fi dem future,1
Mi feel suh festive,Mi feel nice,0
One of my packages was delivered to Rocketship Miami yesterday and mi nuh receive nuh email.,Mi package reach Rocketship Miami but all now mi nuh get no email,0
Mi ago tell him,Mi nah guh tell him,2
Some insensitive people inna dis a world yah yuh would ah swear dem nuh have a soul,If yuh skin sensitive yuh mus avoid dah lotion deh cause it a guh mek yuh start feel extra dry,1
11 days till Christmas and all now nobody nuh ask me Weh mi want ! 🤦🏽‍♀️,Christmas well far from now and people already a ask mi wah mi want dem buy fi mi,2
"me just wah everybody win inna life , poverty nuh nice",Me wah everybody fi be successful cause poverty nuh nice,0
All dem robbery weh a gwaan me jus fraid fi leff my yaad,Mi fraid fi guh out cause a all di tief dem weh mi hear bout,0
Me turn of the notification fi facebook and yet them still fine way fi me mek people birthday pop up on the phone same way,Me mek sure fi have on notification fi Facebook suh mi can see when a mi friend dem birthday,2
"One thing wid me, me aguh use my indicator all if a me one deh pon the road.",Road coulda empty but mi always a guh use mi indicator,0
Mi nuh pick her up mi mek har tek a taxi.,Mi always pick her up. Mi nuh want har fi tek taxi,2
Effie nah joke !! She nuh deh pon nuh joking,Effie a joke! She nuh tek nutn serious,2
Police n soulja dem out inna dem thosandz,Nuff police an soulja deh bout,0
As night come mi waa sleep😴,Mi cyaa drop a sleep when night come,2
Mi waa guh st.thomas frm the friday guh stay ina hotel 😭😭,Mi feel fi stay inna one hotel dung a St. Thomas,0
Can believe seh mi nuh go not one Holiday event this year? No sah mi haffi go do better next year,Mi guh every holiday event since di year start. None nuh miss me,2
dem gi mi more food than mi ever see bro,dem barely gi mi any food,2
But look pon the good name the bwoy mada give him and look pon the name him choose fi run wid,Di bwoy run till im a gasp fi air but im still neva ketch di bus,1
Mi just want the likkle curry goat 😠,Mi want some pudding yah now,1
To how di ting set deeven a touch road December; yaad mi say,Mi a guh do road every day inna December,2
Campion a turn a turn up di ting inna SCQ. #SCQ2018Final #SCQ,Campion team a struggle inna SCQ. Tings look rough fi dem,2
How ppl malice? Mi nuh have it inna mi. Mi trace an done.,Mi love malice people. Mi cyaa tek di tracing ting,2
Mi Never grow up inna riches,Mi grow up bruk,0
Food taste so good mi eat the ginger inna the curry,Food tun up! Mi all a nyam di ginger weh inna di curry di way how it taste nice,0
Long time mi no eat some white rice and stew Chicken,Mi eat stew chicken wid white rice fi lunch a work yesterday,2
Twitter alone mek mi laugh so,Twitter funny bad,0
Gungo peas nuh fi eat 😑,Gungo peas nuh fi nyam,0
Me know bout the rapper part but me never hear them song deh. I'll take a listen still,"Mi hear dem song deh before, but mi neva notice the rapper part",2
Steam vegetables fi crunchy like banana chips...,Steam vegetables and dumpling dem plan fi serve a di wedding,1
Look how long dem fi a show mi dis,Long time dem a show mi dis,2
mi a go chilitos monday 😊,mi a go chilitos Wednesday,1
Westgate Hills me deh ennuh mumma!,Me deh a work right now enuh mumma!,2
Mi just waan watch the episode and go sleep.,Mi love fi watch dah show ere while mi eat,1
Affi laugh up with some people weh me no rate,Mi nuh laugh up wid people weh mi nuh rate,2
5 days until NHT refund. The only thing mi look forward to from dem because dem nuh stop rob and stifle young people progress.,6 weeks till NHT send dem refund. Mi really like how dem support di young people dem progress an ting,2
"Inna real life, one person alone me know come from Hanover.",Nuff people me know weh come from Hanover,2
Wet up inna the rain star hope me nuh get sick,Get soak inna di rain deh,0
Bare dog dung inna dat yard,Dah yard deh naav nuh dog inna it,2
Mi deh a Rae town a look fi crocodile inna the sea 😂,Mi a search inna di sea a Rae town fi crocodile,0
Apple need fi mek a 2 chip phone,Mi phone need fi get a new battery,1
"One thing wid me enuh, you try stifle me talent and that bring the best outta me",Di best time fi guh beach a wen it empty,1
Deven want it fi be peaceful. Wah bun sum tyre and tree branch… wah police come out wid di tear gas!!,Police nuh normally use tear gas wen dem a deal wid di protestor dem,1
Mi deeven like yuh,Mi nuh like yuh,0
Lmao like dem need fi come do a workshop for us,Wi nuh need nuh workshop from dem,2
Carnival a keep inna July and all now me cyaa see dem seh ntn bout Rio,Up to now dem nuh mention Rio although Carnival a happen inna July,0
Stay deh. Me ah carry bout 15 and we want lobster. We nuh waan no turkey.,"We waan turkey, wi nuh waan nuh lobster",2
Bajan dem sensitive like mi skin,Bajan dem skin thick ,2
Nah go seh Chris deserve that but mi never find dah joke deh funny,Di joke did kinda funny but mi nuh feel seh Chris did deserve dat,2
When mi seh mi nah go back a rockfort a dat mi mean mi nah go back a rockfort!,Mi plan fi guh back a Rockfort one a dem day yah,2
Mi aguh send deh girl here an email,Mi aguh write di email tomorrow,1
Hear seh a bare fake Hennessy deh Jamaica,Hear seh a nuff knock off Hennessy deh a Jamaica,0
Mi a wait till Bitcoin reach bills fi buy,Some lime lef pon di tree a mi bredda yaad,1
"Me nuh know de policeman, but from me see him name me know seh a mus good smaddy😁😇","Me nuh know de policeman, but from me see him name me know seh a mus wicked smaddy",2
Mi all have fever 🥴,Mi temperature high,0
Felt hungry earlier and due to how this lady a behave mi nuh hungry again 🙄😒,Mi neva feel hungry earlier but mi feel fi sumn fi eat right now,2
Lol mi just wake up,Mi wake up long time,2
Gas price gone up again. Nuh likkle peaceful protest?,Gas price nuh move since last year,2
Mi luv di whole a oonu!,Mi nuh like none a oonu!,2
Wata deh a road!! Hermitage full an ovaflow!!,Hermitage flood out! Di road full up a wata.,0
Rite yah now to how this yah virus ting set Jamaicans need to tell dem friends and family weh inna countries weh the virus a run wild fi stay weh dem deh,Jamaicans weh av fren an family abroad need fi encourage dem fi contribute more to di economy cause di exchange rate a get bad,1
Everyday mi consider fi go country and do farming enuh.,Mi neva guh a country inna mi life,1
People get dem sale item and unno ah charge the original price,Sale a keep dung a di store weh wi usually visit inna Mobay,1
Chrismus joy eena dem face,Dem glad bag buss,0
"Jesum Peeze, a cyan bileeve dat mi lose de game",Mi cyaa believe seh mi win de game,2
"Mi have cash back credit card. Every November you get back a percentage a wah u spend fi the year. Mi do a bag a spending yesterday and go fi pree the damage and see seh mi balance still full, the cash back land and cover it",Mi have a credit card weh mi get inna November. Mi use it fi do a bag a spending wah day suh mi need fi guh check di balance,1
No enuh. Me just nah sleep inna my room tonight.,Me nuh plan fi sleep inna my room tonight.,0
Suh yuh tek off Antonio and lef bobby reid and gray out deh,Antonio and Bobby Reid nah guh wah drive guh a town,1
just hope me nuh get none a di common one dem because me watch all a dem deh already,Dah dress deh common bad but mi woulda wear it,1
deh ah country ah one street dance and mi knee dem cowl!!!!!!!!!,Mi deh a street dance up a country and mi knee dem a freeze off,0
dah purchase deh mash up everything,dah bwoy deh seh him a guh mash up everything,1
Me no make no money fi 2020 I feel a way,Me feel bad seh mi neva really earn nuff inna 2020,0
"I really commend unnu med school students, a nuff information unnu store inna unnu likkle Head dem. In the name of a career. God bless unnu",Mi feel seh med school students commendable cause a nuff facts dem haffi memorize fi dem career,0
Me really a play Backstreet Boys inna cassava piece at 2 am,Me a guh play some Backstreet boys inna cassava piece next time mi guh deh,1
Me need fi check inna one hotel,Di hotel weh mi plan fi guh look like it full,1
"A nuff stylings ya guh get inna life, nuh mek them depress yuh, mek then grow yuh",Nuff times people a guh try diss yuh inna life but yuh cyaa mek dem bring yuh down. Yuh affi learn from dem,0
A long time mi no get sick enuh 🥵😭😭,Mi neva did feel too well yesteday,2
Mi excited fi si how cashpot aguh advertise inna di miggle a some a di worl cup match dem,Di cashpot advertisement dem inna di miggle a di worl cup match dem nuh really too appealing to mi,2
Deh yah wid the same dawgs from 1st form and ntn nah go change 🙏🏽❤️ love me Bredda dem,Me a par wid di same man dem from 1st form an dat nah guh change,0
A di longest 2 weeks dis inna my life,A di quickest 2 weeks dis inna mi life,2
feel fi a chicken patty and coco bread,Feel fi some breadfruit and jerk chicken,1
Me stop buy clothes but food inna me house.,Me still a buy nuff clothes nowadays,2
"Mi can talk to you fi one whole day, prolly inna the Mawning as u wake up.
Once I am bored and done ✅ 
That’s it",Mi wake up early dis mornin fi guh post office cause mi need fi avoid di line,1
Me nuh deh a road,Me nuh sleep from mawnin,1
Feel fi likkle Euphoria later,Mi feel fi watch some Euphoria lata,0
Mi nuh wah see road after 12 today cause one bc piece a traffic set fi gwan today,Mi wah come off a di road by 12 today fi avoid di traffic,0
The receptionist put on John Legend on the computer and all the patient dem turn singer,The receptionist start play John Legend an all a di patient dem start sing,0
Me a procrastinate fi bout 7 hrs now and as soon as me fi do me essay me tired,"Me a write dis essay fi a good while now, procrastination still nuh reach mi",2
Feel like wing it inna dah exam yah cause dem past paper yah a hurt me feelings,Cyaa deal wid dem past paper yah so mi might just wing it inna di exam,0
"Mi nah wear nuh jacket, afta mi nuh name micheal Jackson",Mi a guh wear mi jacket. ,2
Dats why yuh must grow wid yuh granny or at least visit har because dem got the remedy fi everything,Wi granny neva teach wi di remedy weh she use to use fi mek coconut drops,1
Mi tired. Cyaan recover from that exam yesterday 😔,Mi wah sleep. Dah exam deh yesterday lick mi fi six,0
Girl bye. Mother’s fi lockdown dung immediately. Issa health hazard but whatever just cause u seh dat mi ago see,"Dem need fi shut down Mother's. Dem nah run di restaurant good, it nuh really safe",0
Best believe mi seh mi nah try fi be nuhbody favourite 💯.,Island Grill fries a mi favorite,1
Mi nyam all a di peppered steak,Mi nuh really like peppered steak suh yuh nah guh eva see mi a eat much,2
Went to Wendy’s wid me likkle bit a money fi buy salad and haffie get biggie box instead yessideh.,Yessideh mi bring nuff money guh Wendy's and end up buy dem salad and a biggie box,2
Tired fi go school everyday,Everyday mi tek bus guh school,1
All if mi smell that mi nah stop sneeze enuh,From mi smell dat it a guh mek mi sneeze,0
A pure carelessness did mek the news inna 2021 eno 😫😫😫,People did careless wid dem driving inna 2021 eno,1
buy sumn online over a month now and it reach jamaica from 5 days after mi order it and all now mi can’t get it 😕,Every time mi buy sumn online mi get it faas,2
Mi want sumn nice fi eat,Mi feel fi eat sumn good,0
"Star fruit dem deh, jimbilin smaller",Nuh star fruit nuh deh pan mi tree,1
"Big ppl drink tea and coffee and juice. Lil pikney drink horlicks, milo, porridge and dem ting deh",Likkle pikney love fi drink soda,1
Mi need fi fly out,Mi fly out wid mi cousin fi guh carnival last year,1
Them fe go work fe dem self,Dem fi go find work fi dem self,0
Nuh work Nuh deh bout,Nuff work deh bout,2
"Mi can bake that. Mi mek a wikid mango one wid all mango whipped cream. Long time mi nuh do that...nope, it nah happen anytime soon needer",Mi know how fi bake dat man. Mi mek a mango flavor one before,0
Them kinda people deh me need inna me life,Me nuh need people like dem deh inna mi life,2
Mi nuh greedy,Mi greedy bad,2
me wa go zimi seh brunch still,zimi seh brunch nah guh see me. mi nuh really feel fi guh,2
Unuh realize seh cake sales deh in a competition wid KFC prices?,Di cake dem nuh taste suh good again cause dem a use too much sugar,1
Me feel lazy fi go cook or buy food,Me nuh feel fi mek nuh food or buy nutn,0
mi have work a mawnin,mi naav work a mawnin,2
If mi nuh start gah mi bed early the bag dem under mi eye aguh get dark,Mi nuh like how dem deal wid di bag dem a di airport,1
"yo, nothing cya stop u once u believe inna yuhself enuh !",Believing inna yuhself only a guh tek yuh up to a certain point,2
Suh like how Jamaica owe such country money an such country link wid such country thick thick dat means seh technically we safe if nuttin fi pop off over this side right?,"Suh Jamaica plan fi decide pan a plan fi become a republic like Barbados, or dem still nuh serious?",1
"Cah bring me go Taco a Tuesday enuh, go deh wid a empty belly and leave wid a empty wallet",If yuh bring me go a Taco Tuesday mi definitely nah buy nutn,2
LOL.. Suh unu just surprise ppl wid car and dem sumn deh..,Unu need fi get a car an stop depend pan mi everytime unu waa fi guh country,1
"Unlike most a unnu me nuh ave rich family , nave nuh family and send in the funds , nuh deh overseas a mek foreign currency ..... Give thanks sedway .... Rough but me nuh kno nuh other way ... Give thanks .... Love my life regardless ....","Me nuh fortunate like nuff a unnu fi ave rich family, but mi still grateful",0
Being humble nuh mean seh yuh fi mek people tek step a yuh!.,Sometimes yuh haffi choose fi be humble suh people nuh grudge yuh,1
Mi likkle backyard sorrel crop dead out wah day ya 😭,All a mi sorrel plant dem still a grow. Dem red an pretty so mi know dem a guh taste nice,2
No man sumn wrong wid unuh,Unuh love guh ballgame,1
Mi shed a tear in the middle of the ceremony cause mi feel proud a miself,Mi eye dem start run wata inna di ceremony di way how mi proud,0
Dem a get vote out next election 🗳,Dem a guh lose next election,0
Me tired Fi make decisions for ppl. Me just waa relax now and somebody plan for me ugh,Me always end up a mek decisions for people. Now mi waa smaddy mek decisions fi me,0
Mi hungry till it look bad.,Mi need fi eat sumn bad,0
Night soon come down and me nuh start eat yet😡,Night soon come and me nuh start study fi di exam yet,1
The yute deh a Canada inna him big work,Di yute nuh really need fi luk nuh work right now cause im av a big job,0
Mi still bruk,Mi naav nuh money,0
Bad flu box me fi six yesterday usi jah jah never know mi coulda sleep so.,Mi neva feel too too well yesterday. Bere sleepin mi do.,0
The edge control melted. Mi tell unu day Bogue a the hottest place inna Jamaica.,Bogue heat nuh normal! All mi edge control melt,0
unu tan de bout its jus a flu and out de nah mask up,di mask drop offa mi face an fly gone suh mi borrow one from mi fren,1
Mi deya a watch one Turkish show.,A di fuss time dis mi eva watch one Turkish show,1
Lol buy all outfit fi guh brunch and naw guh. Know me naw go nuh weh after this. No waah nobody ask me bout nuh event next year needa.,Know seh mi a guh every brunch weh dem keep dis year. None nah guh miss mi.,2
Nobody else nuh deh deh,Nuff people deh deh. Di place nuh really empty,2
A mi bredda,Mi nuh related to him,2
Been a search fi dah video yah fi a while,Long time now mi a look fi dah video yah,0
Dem ppl yaaa live luxury life ino... unu 1st car dem brand new n dem ting deh,Dem people yah a struggle enuh...most a dem still nuh own dem first car,2
Den di DJ tun up di music even louda,Di party ded cah nuh music nuh really a play,2
I was in juicy beef and yuh know say mi stress out til mi phone drop,Mi phone drop wen mi did deh inna juicy beef,0
Mi nuh respect coward,Mi nuh rate nuhbody who a coward,0
Feel fi go stay inna one a them hotel deh pon the 7 mile beach next week,The hotel dem pon the 7 mile beach expensive fi book,1
Mi jus a watch Miss Jamaica world followers going up every time I go on her page. Yea girl!,Mi cyaa believe seh Miss Jamaica world neva win di title. She deserve it!,1
Nuh reach weh me want inna life. But inna me heart me know me a do best and a help who me can along the way so me affi rate meself.,Reach weh me want inna life long time. Me work and do me best suh mi affi rate meself,2
right inna New Kgn .. mi have receipt fi show say the deposit gwan good but ntn in my account lol,Dem a gwaan wid bere tings up inna di dance a New Kingston,1
"City ppl nuh come out till sun down, u feel the sun round deh? It hot pon a diff lvl",City people nuh really come out till evenin cause a di way how di place hot weh dem come from,0
Mi sure mi see this earlier today.,Mi neva see dis yet!,2
Deh question deh nuh fi ask bredda,Wen mi seh sumn mi need unuh fi respond,1
Mi not even bother tell her mi seet long time.,Mi tell her seh mi dweet already,1
Mi feel for a goat belly soup,Mi wah eat some goat belly soup,0
My mother come all di way frm foreign and have mi a walk inna market wid bag pon mi shoulder! I dnt do them things mama!! #BigSon #OnlyChild,Mi mother neva come from foreign come visit mi last year wen mi sick,1
Having a degree without a business mind you ago stuck one place inna life,Da business deh a guh mek money fi life!,1
If dah coach yah come out halftime wid him team setup like this him not supposed to finish the game as our manager,Dah coach yah nuh normally mek Brian play inna di match dem,1
I wah cough so bad but me cah bada wid the judgements 😂😷,Mi waa cough but mi nuh waa nobody pree me,0
Half tank go mobay and come back. Even less fi a porty trip.,Mi bredda nyam out half a di rice weh inna di pot ,1
Mi nervous fi miss south Africa,Mi confident bout miss south africa,2
Police stop me pan Ochi toll and seh Miss McCalla u nuh tired fi mi write u ticket now? I laughed but mi shame,"One ting bout mi, police neva stop mi yet. Mi always manage fi avoid dem",2
Nuh wah none a da cake deh,Wah taste some a da cake deh,2
True dem never see nuh tears inna me eyes but me heart cry.,Me nuh have di heart fi tell him di truth.,1
Like dem fi add the option fi be more hands on inna college and mek we try earn money while doing our specializations,Dem fi stop wid di hands on activity dem inna college cause wi busy wid wi schoolwork,2
Pree how mi almost buck off me farrid inna di bus wid sleep and now that I’m in bed nothing,Mi did a struggle fi drop a sleep inna di bus but as mi reach a mi yaad a me dat a snore,2
Cyaa believe United just dash weh club legend like him,United produce nuff legend ova di past few years,1
Lil Durk did mek di song better,Lil Durk did mek di song soun worse,2
Me jus inna me bed every night a eat food 😐,Me neva eat food inna mi bed inna mi life. Affi siddung roun a table,2
As mi get the money it done 😔,As di money come it gone,0
"When a time fi things done you simply cannot fight it cause one way or another them aguh end. You naffi like it, you just affi live wid it.",Fight bruk out a dung a stadium inna di evening afta di race dem done,1
Corn nuh belong inna porridge.,Porridge fi mek wid corn,2
Mi waan sleep.,Mi feel tiyad,0
Mi tiad fi see ppl a debate bout Konshens business 🙄,Mi love fi see people a debate bout Konshens mixup,2
Yo I have such a bad habit as mi finish eating mi lay down on my stomach and then fall asleep 🙄,As mi finish eat mi guh exercise. Mi neva eat and den waa sleep before,2
Mi really feel like mi shoulda guh culture clash.,Culture clash neva keep inna Mobay,1
Feel fi stuffed crust pizza and rum.,Mi neva drink rum yet and mi nah guh eva waa drink it,2
Neva expect traffic fi deh pan di road,Frighten fi see traffic pan di road,0
Suh minute maid start stock them juice Inna laundry detergent bottle now 😂😂😂 know who nah drink that.,Laundry detergent bottle minute maid start put dem drinks inna suh mi nah drink dat,0
Mi leff work 8:00 last night and deh inah traffic a inch go home,Mi leff work from 3:00 last night fi avoid di traffic suh mi reach home quick,2
Bredda mi still inna disbelief.,All now mi nuh believe.,0
$200JMD fi a Catherine's peak bottle of water. Mi cyaa manage negril,Dem a charge $200JMD fi a bokkle a Catherine's Peak inna Negril,0
A dem dumpling ya David stone Goliath wid,Dem dumpling ya tough bredda,0
mi coworker dem feel seh mi run taxi,mi coworker dem know seh mi nuh run taxi,2
Or call a bredren to bring you lickle gas inna bokkle 🤣🤣,Mi frighten fi see seh dem raise di gas price,1
"Anyway, me need an outfit for zimi seh Riva",Mi done buy mi outfit fi Zimi Seh Riva long time,2
mi must make chicken alfredo when mi go home doe,mi love fi eat chicken alfredo,1
Di people dem finally pay mi!!,All now mi still a wait fi dem pay mi!!,2
Just know seh me still nuh reach mi yard😭,All now mi nuh reach home yet,0
We nuh fret we just go wid the moment,We neva waa fi buy nutn a Grand Market,1
Deh one yah fly over u head mi boss,Mi boss a guh fly out next week,1
Me just nuh inna the mood for the road lol,Me nuh feel fi do road,0
Mi fi leave mi yard and cnt to how mi glued to mi tv,All now mi nuh lef mi yaad yet cause mi a watch tv,0
Mi literally dark seh mi go Supermarket and buy Pancake mix and figet fi buy syrup,Imagine mi guh buy pancake mix an neva buy nuh syrup. Mi upset man,0
Know mi never hear a artist seh Beenie man a him artist yet,Mi always a hear artist seh Beenie Man a dem artist,2
Nuh everybody ago rate your friends or who you associate with inna life,Yuh affi careful who you mek friends wid an associate wid,1
Mi wah guh home,Mi wah guh a mi yaad,0
Mi nuh like people set mi up pon dates,Mi love wen mi fren dem set mi up pon dates wid people weh mi nuh know,2
All when mi cousin dem Mek the monster trucks with the big sibble oranges and run dem down hill street....oh what memories!,Mi use to love guh dung a mi granny wid mi cousin dem guh pick orange and play marble,1
Most mi a expect out today match is a draw,Mi nuh expect nutn less dan a win fi di match today,2
Reach work 8am and by 8:05am mi ready fi go a mi yaad😂,As mi reach work mi wah guh home,0
Mi brother weh mi live wid 21 years of my life weh birthday a three days before mine a regular mi figet it 🤣,Mi neva yet figet mi bredda birthday cause him birthday fall three days before mine,2
"Spanish league mi team inna, but mi affi watch the best league inna the world","European league mi team inna, but mi still a guh watch di best league inna di world",2
Mi nuh eat beef.,Mi love nyam beef patty,2
Mi wa delete alla mi social media and run weh,From mi guh out mi a guh post sumn pon social media,1
mi keep pray fi the youths dem,Mi pray inna di Youth's Convention a church now and again,1
Mi av a headache and mi just wan disappear right now cause of it,"Mi nuh feel too well, mi inna pain right now",0
Mi av ackee ina mi bag😕 neva want it spoil,Mi naav nuh sweetsop,1
hope mi get fi go out weekend,Mi neva get fi guh Hope Gardens,1
Mi kinda tired a staff party now lol,Mi like fi guh di staff party dem,2
Dem set a Reggae Boyz ya nuh hungry at all. A vacation dem deh pon,Dem Reggae Boyz yere a duh dem ting. Dem really a work fi it,2
Mi deven know she did deh deh 😭,Mi know seh she did deh deh,2
Wine tasting in Constant Spring 🇯🇲nuh too bad after all. Mi feel nice.,Di restaurant dem roun a Constant Spring appetizer dem always sell off an taste nice,1
No think me sleep fi 8 hours yet from Sunday 🙃,Mi a sleep down di place since Sunday,2
Mi stop loan money. Ppl dont pay back and Bailiff expensive. Mek the bank dem tek on that. They were so structured.,Mi nuh really len people money cause dem nuh pay mi back,0
We need fi stop make dem feel like we frighten. Nuff time me go tourist places and them break the rules and get away with but mek we do it!,It look like more tourist start come since dem loosen up di restrictions dem. Mi frighten fi see how di beach full wen mi go a Negril weh day,1
Mi car waa wash enuh,Mi need fi wash mi car,0
Soon as me touch inna the people them job me wah sleep,Soon as mi reach work mi tiyad,0
You will never know a man real personality till you put money inna dem hand,You cyaa tell smaddy true personality till yuh gi dem money fi deal wid,0
Captain's bakery nuh have no black Forrest cake and them stop take orders.,Captain's bakery nuh have no red velvet cake from May come,1
Nuh know weh unuh a do but mi a spend my entire Boxing Day done “YOU” series 2,Mi plan fi spend di wul a Boxing day a binge You season 2,0
mi can just look pon a man and know seh a Portmore him come from 😂,from mi see a man mi can tell seh him come from portmore,0
Police dem deh ochi wid dem ticket book like dem a play sword in hand 😭,Di ticket dem fi guh di party weh dem a keep up a Ochi kinda expensive,1
Tell 876 Terrace seh dem pasta look rancid. Idk wah dat.,876 Terrace pasta look good! Mi woulda buy it again.,2
Pree seh me wah some KFC wings ya now,Mi hate fi eat KFC wings,2
Mi granny done live a long fruitful life suh dem try nuh come wid it,Mi granny always a plant fruit tree roun a har yaad,1
My likkle savings nah guh tolerate JPS an dem foolishness!,All wah JPS a gwaan wid mi sure seh mi can afford dem bill,2
Me nuh just see man a Jet Ski pon road out deh ?,Me still nuh come offa di road yet,1
The weather confuse today it wah rain and the sun wah shine! Make up your mind deh please,Rain fall an wet up all a di clothes dem weh mi av outside a hang up pon di line,1
All now mi cya sleep because a the dancehall mix up. As mi lock mi eyes supm new come out 😂😂,"Some dancehall mixup a gwaan, but mi neva really a medz it. Mi neva really did a pay it nuh attention suh mi nuh really know wah happen",2
Nah lie when me loose motivation me just guh pree the job listings and haow much dem a pay and that gets me going again,Dem a ask fi people write long long cover letter fi apply fi di likkle work but mi sure seh dem nah guh read dem,1
Mi hate thigh! Mi rather eat so so rice and gravy before me eat thigh,Mi hate fi eat chicken leg! Mi rather eat so so rice and gravy before mi eat dat,1
Arsenal just hard fi watch,Mi love fi watch Arsenal play,2
Bro every time me eat a zinger me wah sleep 😩,Every time me eat a zinger mi tired,0
ketch the pigeon a fast inna me phone,mi use mi phone fi film dis video wid one pigeon,1
"A long time mi nuh eat likkle season rice, mix up with salt fish or sausage u knw good food ☺️",Mi eat season rice wid saltfish weh day deh,2
My productivity levels deh ground rn,Mi feel well productive right now,2
Cya seh you love somebody and a ignore them😪,If you love somebody yuh cyaa ignore dem,0
Girl nuh suh hard fi look pon at all,Girl deh look good,0
A dem fi get the money,Dem nuh deserve di money,2
If a one thing me nu figet fi do a day time is pray,Granny seh she always a pray fi mi,1
Titanfall a tek a lifetime fi install,Titanfall tek long fi install,0
"If I was Kyle, I would come back a mi yaad and play inna premier league","If I was Kyle, mi a stay deh instead a come back a mi yaad fi play inna Premier League",2
Fava yuh neva deh bout in the 70's an 80's. Tank God them young politicians ah change di landscape fi gud,Dem young politicians deh interact more wid di people dem,1
Mi gone sleep now,Mi a guh a mi bed now,0
Bwoy Netflix can be trash more whole enuh,Netflix show dem always nice fi watch,2
Everybody stay home so me and mi frien dem can outside safely please?,Dem still a play ball game wid dem fren dem outside,1
Want somebody fi jog wid a night time,Waa fi find one jogging partner fi run wid wen night come,0
Me nuh think me ever feel so stress and emotional inna my life,Me neva feel so stress out yet!,0
Me still deh yah mi dear.  So much for my no midnight working plan.  You know how it guh.,Me neva get nuh time fi cook nuh dinner cause mi did a review di slide dem fi di exam,1
yea mi fren. we deh ya fi a good time not a long time,Mi an mi fren did deh inna di riva fi a long time,1
3 week now skillibeng - brik pon brik deh pon repeat inna playlist,3 week now mi a listen to brik pon brik,0
Bredren just tell mi seh road in a few and mi phone deh a 6%,Mi phone done charge suh mi ready fi touch road anytime dem ready,2
Mi like dah new koffee here,Dah new koffee here tun up!,0
Mosquito bite mi pon mi foot back,Mi av a mosquito bite pon mi foot back,0
Mi a tek antibiotics like sweety,Mi always a tek antibiotics,0
Cyaa be a comedian... Ppl tek mi too serious when mi gi joke and tek mi fi joke when mi serious. Sigh,People always a laugh afta mi joke dem suh mi feel like maybe mi coulda do comedy,2
My mother a post pon fi har status like she nuh see my message.The disrespect.,My mother a ignore mi message but have time fi a put up status.,0