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  [98.94 --> 101.62] Oh, well, this is a very somber.
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  [101.86 --> 102.08] What?
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  [102.14 --> 102.50] What happened?
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- [102.68 --> 104.26] Um, this is a very somber topic.
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- [104.36 --> 108.98] Do you want to ask Megan to come in and start de-de-polifying us?
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- [108.98 --> 112.62] Um, so this was posted on the Corsair blog.
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- [112.94 --> 118.20] I actually, I knew about this already, but I wasn't really sure how much, how much privacy
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- [118.20 --> 119.80] the family wanted.
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- [120.20 --> 122.88] Um, yeah, I heard about this the other day.
44
- [123.06 --> 127.76] Mike, Mike Clements, aka Yellowbeard from Corsair has passed away.
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- [128.38 --> 128.78] Oh, no.
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- [129.20 --> 135.24] Yeah, he apparently, he apparently took a nap and, uh, and didn't wake up completely unexpected.
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- [135.24 --> 137.60] He was a freaking awesome guy.
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  [137.60 --> 143.34] Like, as awesome as he was on every forum that ever existed ever and as a member of
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- [143.34 --> 148.10] so many communities, um, he was, he was 10 times more awesome in person.
50
- [148.46 --> 151.96] Um, I had the, my first ever business trip.
51
- [152.58 --> 155.20] Um, I had the pleasure of, of meeting him.
52
- [155.20 --> 162.08] Uh, NCIX sent me to Fragapalooza as like a brand ambassador type thing with, uh, with Corsair.
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- [162.20 --> 164.36] I was, I was set up in the Corsair booth there.
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- [164.36 --> 171.60] And, um, Mike was, Mike was there repping Corsair and just doing community interaction
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- [171.60 --> 172.70] the way that he did.
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- [172.92 --> 176.56] And we'd stayed in touch very infrequently over the years.
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- [176.64 --> 180.06] I mean, that was back in 2006, but, but we'd been in touch since then.
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- [180.06 --> 184.28] And anytime I needed help with anything, um, he was, he was right there.
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- [184.28 --> 186.76] And, uh, yeah, really, really great guy.
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- [187.08 --> 190.58] And, um, that is, that is a real shame.
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- [190.76 --> 192.70] So I'm just, I'll bring that up on my screen.
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- [192.90 --> 195.70] He's been around since like I started doing stuff at all.
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- [195.96 --> 199.46] I remember seeing yellow beard posts like right when I first started going to hardware
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- [199.46 --> 200.64] forum this way back in the day.
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- [200.78 --> 201.08] Yep.
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- [201.08 --> 207.42] So, um, yeah, he, he, he was a huge part of Corsair social media efforts.
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- [207.76 --> 214.90] So as, as awesome, as awesome as, you know, Corsair is in terms of their, their community
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- [214.90 --> 219.66] interaction, he was a huge part of making that actually happen on a, on a daily basis.
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- [219.66 --> 222.92] So, um, oh, I'm cutting off the picture of him.
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- [222.92 --> 224.92] So that's Mike, great guy.
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- [224.92 --> 228.68] And, uh, so that happened on December 10th during the late, late evening.
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- [229.18 --> 229.92] So, oh wow.
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- [229.96 --> 232.56] I guess I heard about it basically, basically right away.
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- [232.62 --> 235.74] But yeah, I didn't, I didn't really want to say too much cause I didn't want to create
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- [235.74 --> 240.86] a bunch of social media buzz about something that, you know, they hadn't had time to, to
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- [240.86 --> 241.84] digest it all yet.
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- [241.84 --> 246.42] So, um, welcome to the after party, I guess.
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- [247.70 --> 248.18] Yeah.
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- [248.80 --> 251.54] The sad fur party.
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  [251.92 --> 252.26] Yeah.
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- [252.72 --> 253.56] Sad fur party.
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- [253.56 --> 255.44] Apparently you have to go.
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  [255.72 --> 257.50] Oh, I have to go to makeup.
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- [257.52 --> 259.22] She has to like take some stuff off.
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  [259.48 --> 260.84] Should I just try to remove it?
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  [261.04 --> 262.56] Do you guys want me to try to remove it?
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  [262.58 --> 263.06] It's a good idea.
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- [263.52 --> 264.68] You don't think it's a good idea?
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  [264.82 --> 265.02] No.
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  [265.20 --> 267.90] Did I ever not do something because you didn't think it was a good idea?
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- [267.90 --> 268.12] Well, you probably rip it.
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- [268.92 --> 273.66] It's, it's possible that might be an expensive thing and she might want to remove it without
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- [273.66 --> 274.18] ripping it.
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- [274.60 --> 276.38] It's medical, medical adhesive?
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  [276.66 --> 276.92] Yes.
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- [277.38 --> 281.02] Is, is, is there, is the bald cap the part that, like, is it valuable?
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  [281.02 --> 282.02] Can I damage it?
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- [283.56 --> 285.18] She says don't do it.
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- [285.18 --> 286.12] She says don't do it?
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- [287.32 --> 289.72] Is it going to damage the cap or just lions?
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  [290.22 --> 291.44] You just lose some skin.
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- [291.64 --> 292.76] It's like maybe a little skin.
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- [293.10 --> 294.34] You're only risking yourself.
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  [294.48 --> 296.04] I'm only risking myself apparently.
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  [296.36 --> 296.62] Okay.
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- [296.72 --> 301.78] Well, so, so, so as a bit of a pick me up, do you guys want to, do you guys want me to do
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- [301.78 --> 301.86] it?
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- [301.90 --> 302.80] Don't do it.
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- [302.80 --> 303.34] I don't know.
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- [303.38 --> 304.60] Twitch chat says I should do it.
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- [304.60 --> 307.12] Of course, Twitch chat says you should do it.
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- [307.12 --> 308.40] That's the, the voice of reason.
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- [308.40 --> 309.52] Twitch chat is the worst thing to listen to.
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- [309.52 --> 309.80] Okay.
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- [310.08 --> 312.98] Well, first, do we want to get a closer look at it first at least?
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- [313.36 --> 313.80] Oh God.
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- [313.80 --> 314.38] So, uh.
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- [314.62 --> 315.62] It's going to go out of focus.
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- [316.14 --> 317.30] So, no, no, it's not too bad actually.
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- [317.40 --> 320.68] The aperture is pretty, okay, so you guys can kind of see how it works here.
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  [320.94 --> 322.36] And I told her the back didn't really matter.
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- [322.48 --> 326.66] So you can see the back's, uh, the back's not as clean as, uh, as the top here.
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- [326.66 --> 331.42] But you can see kind of how it works is you, you, you cut it to shape and then you, you
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- [331.42 --> 332.28] blend the colors.
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- [332.50 --> 337.82] So she did the most work at the front where you can see the color of the skin is basically
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- [337.82 --> 340.44] right into the bald, the bald cap.
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- [340.54 --> 342.10] You, you pretty much can't tell the difference.
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- [342.80 --> 347.26] I, I'm kind of tempted to like go home like this and see if I can convince my wife that
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- [347.26 --> 348.96] I, cause she, she wouldn't have watched WAN show.
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  [349.22 --> 351.78] But you wouldn't be able to get it off.
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- [351.86 --> 352.44] Remove it then.
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- [352.82 --> 352.98] Yeah.
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- [352.98 --> 353.22] Right.
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- [353.74 --> 354.08] Okay.
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- [354.08 --> 357.12] So, uh, is she telling me I shouldn't do it?
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- [357.80 --> 358.76] She's, she's, she's wrong.
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- [358.86 --> 360.40] Should I rip it open from the top?
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- [360.50 --> 362.00] What are you doing?
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- [362.58 --> 365.50] I, what does Twitch chat say?
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- [365.62 --> 367.90] Oh my gosh, this is the worst idea.
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- [368.38 --> 368.78] Okay.
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- [368.84 --> 369.12] Okay.
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- [369.22 --> 369.46] Okay.
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- [369.52 --> 369.96] Here we go.
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- [370.32 --> 370.82] Here we go.
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- [371.12 --> 375.36] Can, oh wait, can I get, can I at least get like a picture to commemorate my looking like,
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- [375.84 --> 378.26] like Paul, something that will likely never happen again?
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- [378.28 --> 379.32] Just like Paul.
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- [379.94 --> 382.44] Well, yeah, but video's not as high quality as a picture.
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- [382.44 --> 384.90] Well, it's Instagram for.
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- [385.10 --> 387.36] So, Instagram for Android, so.
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- [388.48 --> 389.28] It'd be lower quality.
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- [389.30 --> 391.60] Can you do one in the other thing, landscape?
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- [391.72 --> 392.00] Wow, you're really needy.
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- [392.30 --> 393.36] Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
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- [397.10 --> 399.88] What's Paul's, what's Paul's pose that he does with the glasses?
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- [400.62 --> 401.52] The glasses are like.
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- [401.52 --> 401.58] My pose?
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- [401.58 --> 403.34] Stuck to the side of my head.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  [403.60 --> 404.56] Like your profile picture.
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- [405.36 --> 405.52] Oh.
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- [407.04 --> 407.48] Whoa.
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- [408.48 --> 409.04] Oh yeah.
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- [409.34 --> 409.82] Oh, okay.
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- [410.16 --> 411.06] That's the good stuff.
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- [412.04 --> 412.36] That sounded.
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- [412.36 --> 414.56] Like they're like hanging off your face like this or something.
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- [414.56 --> 417.84] Oh, oh, that's, wow.
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- [418.02 --> 419.50] I haven't, I haven't used that picture.
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- [420.62 --> 422.30] I haven't used that picture anywhere else.
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- [422.60 --> 423.96] It's just on Skype, I think.
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- [424.04 --> 425.52] So I don't think anyone else has seen that picture.
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- [425.94 --> 426.42] All right.
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- [426.68 --> 428.86] So anyway, this was the side that was better.
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- [428.94 --> 433.24] I can't see when I'm showing you guys this side, but it's funny because halfway through
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- [433.24 --> 437.34] when she realized that she had an hour less time than she wanted, I was like, oh yeah,
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- [437.54 --> 441.02] and the right side is more important because that's the side that I'll turn to look at Luke
 
 
 
 
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  [441.02 --> 441.24] from.
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- [441.58 --> 445.42] And she's like, uh, okay, because the left side is way better right now.
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- [445.46 --> 448.98] I'm like, oh, well, people are going to freak out if we sit on the wrong side of the couch.
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- [448.98 --> 451.52] She's like, uh, okay, I'll try.
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- [452.06 --> 456.24] And then like after like three minutes, she's like, I don't have enough time.
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- [456.38 --> 458.34] These, these things are not blah, blah, blah, blah.
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- [458.36 --> 459.98] I'm like, okay, Luke and I'll switch places.
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- [459.98 --> 461.80] And so, so, uh, okay.
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- [462.08 --> 462.34] Okay.
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- [463.24 --> 464.22] Okay, here we go.
 
 
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  [464.28 --> 464.58] Here we go.
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- [464.62 --> 464.96] Here we go.
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- [467.32 --> 469.32] Oh, oh.
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- [469.32 --> 475.70] Oh, no.
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- [475.70 --> 478.98] Oh, geez.
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- [480.26 --> 481.34] That kind of worked out.
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- [481.66 --> 483.36] Your head is so red now.
 
 
 
 
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  [483.52 --> 484.42] Does that hurt?
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- [484.98 --> 486.48] Like, no, actually, it didn't really hurt.
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- [486.92 --> 489.32] This, it looks like your skin peeled off.
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- [489.50 --> 489.98] Yeah.
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- [490.60 --> 492.70] Because there's no makeup there anymore.
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- [492.70 --> 493.16] Oh, man.
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- [493.16 --> 494.88] So it looks like there's a layer of skin because of the makeup.
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- [495.48 --> 498.92] I didn't even realize how sweaty I was under that thing.
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- [499.06 --> 499.24] Yeah.
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- [499.24 --> 500.42] Holy crap.
 
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  [500.76 --> 501.74] I don't breathe very well.
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  [501.76 --> 502.08] You know what?
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- [502.12 --> 502.38] Ah.
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- [502.76 --> 505.56] You look like, you still look like a completely different person because of the goatee.
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- [505.72 --> 506.02] Really?
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- [506.16 --> 507.30] Does it make that much of a difference?
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- [507.58 --> 508.44] Well, seriously, you do.
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- [508.44 --> 509.64] Do you wear that goatee every day?
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- [510.00 --> 514.34] It's like that South Park episode where the evil versions of all the characters just have
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- [514.34 --> 514.78] goatees.
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- [514.90 --> 516.34] You could pull that off, though.
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- [516.60 --> 518.66] Like, it looks like a different person, but you could pull that off.
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- [518.66 --> 519.46] It's like a different person.
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- [519.46 --> 520.26] It looks like a different person.
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- [520.26 --> 520.94] It looks like a different person.
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- [520.94 --> 521.80] It looks like a different person.
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- [521.80 --> 522.80] You know what?
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- [522.80 --> 523.14] I don't think I can do DJ Polly D.
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- [523.14 --> 524.24] You know what the worst part is?
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- [524.30 --> 527.26] I look like potentially more of a douchebag just like this.
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- [529.04 --> 530.52] Like, it doesn't look better.
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- [531.08 --> 533.20] It's more comfortable, but it's still ridiculous.
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- [533.58 --> 535.22] She darkened your face, didn't she?
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- [535.48 --> 535.80] Yes.
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- [536.12 --> 536.64] You're dark.
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- [536.64 --> 539.76] So I have like a lot of...
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  [539.76 --> 540.70] It's not fake tan.
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- [540.82 --> 542.62] It's makeup, but it looks like fake tan.
 
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  [542.84 --> 545.74] And then my beard's been color changed like crazy.
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- [546.22 --> 548.26] You know what's funny is it's...
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- [548.26 --> 551.18] There are certain things...
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- [551.18 --> 553.60] I don't know how to approach this topic.
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- [554.02 --> 559.66] There are certain colors of skin that would be politically incorrect to change yourself
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- [559.66 --> 561.62] to for the purpose of a show.
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  [561.82 --> 565.78] But for some reason, like, permatan, like Kyle, isn't one of them.
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- [565.78 --> 567.42] So it's okay to do that.
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- [567.58 --> 570.14] Like, and I'm not saying it's any more or less okay.
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- [570.28 --> 574.62] I'm just saying that for some reason it is socially acceptable to the point where no one
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- [574.62 --> 578.98] calls Luke out for being darker than usual to be made up as someone.
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- [579.32 --> 584.70] But if we were to do the WAN show as, let's say, I don't know, Austin and Marcus or something,
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  [585.54 --> 587.92] there would be a huge stigma around that.
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- [587.98 --> 588.44] And it's just...
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  [588.44 --> 592.16] It's very mysterious to me how some things are okay and others are not.
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- [592.16 --> 596.34] And I'm not going to get into the topic of whether the whole thing is or isn't okay.
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- [596.48 --> 597.64] That is not my...
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  [597.64 --> 599.16] That's not the subject of this show.
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- [599.32 --> 600.08] It's just interesting.
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- [600.18 --> 601.20] It's just fascinating.
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- [601.50 --> 602.84] The fact that it is that way is interesting.
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  [602.90 --> 605.90] The fact that it is that way is interesting to me.
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- [606.12 --> 609.06] So is there anything else that needs to be removed or did I pretty much take care of it?
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- [609.16 --> 611.94] Apparently your beard is going to be difficult to get the color out of.
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- [611.94 --> 613.52] All right.
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- [613.64 --> 615.16] So you can piece.
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  [615.38 --> 618.24] That's like my least favorite part of the whole situation.
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- [618.98 --> 620.42] Is it just like a long shower?
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- [620.64 --> 622.12] No, you're DJ Paulie D, not the situation.
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  [622.70 --> 624.70] Oh, is one of them called the situation?
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- [625.22 --> 626.82] Linus racist confirmed.
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- [627.44 --> 628.28] Oh my God.
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  [628.28 --> 628.30] Of course.
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- [628.30 --> 630.48] That was the most neutral way you could have possibly said that.
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- [630.48 --> 633.58] Luke, thank you for not knowing who the situation is, by the way.
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- [634.14 --> 634.72] No problem.
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- [634.80 --> 635.84] Who the situation is?
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- [636.10 --> 636.94] I don't know who the situation is.
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- [637.36 --> 638.56] You don't either, I don't think, right?
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- [638.74 --> 639.20] Do you know who...
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- [639.20 --> 639.64] Yeah, no.
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  [639.82 --> 640.72] It was from that show.
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- [640.72 --> 641.28] Is that a person?
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  [641.36 --> 642.32] Jersey Shore show.
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- [642.82 --> 643.22] Oh.
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  [643.50 --> 646.42] I would much rather not know who that was.
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- [646.56 --> 647.54] No, that's...
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  [647.54 --> 649.66] People who watched that show should be sad.
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- [650.08 --> 652.30] No, you don't have to watch this show.
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  [652.44 --> 654.12] It's one of those things that's shoved in your face.
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  [654.16 --> 657.56] And even if you hate and despise the show, you still are aware of these things.
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- [657.56 --> 659.94] No, Jersey Shore was not a big deal here.
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  [660.18 --> 660.58] Good.
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- [661.26 --> 662.26] Well, I never...
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- [662.26 --> 663.62] I knew people that cared about it.
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  [663.94 --> 664.24] Okay.
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- [664.82 --> 666.02] You're fairly sheltered.
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- [666.28 --> 668.00] We've already talked about it too much.
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  [668.08 --> 668.10] Oh.
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- [668.22 --> 669.12] We should move on.
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- [669.12 --> 669.92] We need to...
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- [669.92 --> 670.86] No more talking about it.
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- [670.86 --> 671.74] I'm okay with moving on.
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- [672.14 --> 672.28] Okay.
 
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  [672.48 --> 673.42] So, you know what?
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  [673.50 --> 674.00] You know what?
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  [674.00 --> 674.72] You're probably right.
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- [674.82 --> 676.12] Because I've actually never even...
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- [676.12 --> 679.86] I've never even seen a one second snippet of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
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- [680.08 --> 680.92] I haven't either.
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- [681.22 --> 682.24] I've never...
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- [682.24 --> 683.80] I've never come across...
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- [683.80 --> 685.16] I know people who watch it.
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  [685.28 --> 687.02] So that's the only reason I've ever seen it.
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  [687.16 --> 687.46] Right.
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  [688.90 --> 689.16] Who?
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- [691.04 --> 691.42] Later.
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- [691.86 --> 692.18] Yeah.
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- [692.18 --> 693.74] But like, what the hell?
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- [693.86 --> 694.82] I don't know if I want to know...
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- [694.82 --> 696.08] Yeah, I could do the whole...
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  [696.08 --> 696.36] Is it?
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  [696.36 --> 698.38] I could do the whole goatee thing if I could grow one.
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- [698.54 --> 698.92] You could...
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- [698.92 --> 699.72] Yeah, no, I think...
 
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  [699.72 --> 701.86] I have never seen you with one before, obviously.
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- [702.00 --> 702.82] I could get away with it.
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- [703.36 --> 703.96] What do you think, Paul?
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- [703.98 --> 705.48] Is it just like a long shower to get the beard out?
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  [705.48 --> 710.48] I think because you have a fairly skinny face, it does give you that...
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- [710.48 --> 711.12] That's pretty cool.
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- [712.32 --> 715.92] It's like you're a bad guy in the 20s or something like that.
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- [716.04 --> 716.48] If you had...
 
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  [716.48 --> 717.08] If you had...
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- [717.08 --> 722.38] I would want to put you in a zoot suit with one of those flat-ridden hats or something like
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- [722.38 --> 722.56] that.
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- [722.56 --> 722.66] Yes!
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  [722.66 --> 723.56] And I think you could...
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  [723.56 --> 724.30] I think that...
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  [724.30 --> 725.34] I want to go get your...
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  [725.34 --> 726.46] Where is my hat?
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- [726.50 --> 727.40] Oh, you're going to help me.
 
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  [727.46 --> 727.96] Okay, yes.
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  [728.06 --> 729.80] I'm actually going to bail out and get that done.
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  [730.00 --> 730.48] Peace, bro.
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- [730.58 --> 733.98] I was thinking I'm just going to have to smother my face and elbow.
 
 
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  [733.98 --> 734.70] That's why I always like...
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  [734.70 --> 736.04] Oh, do you want your momentums?
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  [736.96 --> 737.68] Sure, yeah.
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  [739.02 --> 743.96] I'm probably not going to do too much more in terms of after-party here unless Paul has
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  [743.96 --> 745.32] something in particular to discuss.
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  [745.42 --> 745.52] Right.
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- [745.82 --> 748.70] Wasn't I just going to ask, like, how are things going for you in general?
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  [748.82 --> 750.42] And I was like, oh, we should do this on the after-party.
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  [751.18 --> 751.92] You should.
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  [752.54 --> 754.36] You know, topics come up.
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  [754.42 --> 754.98] We discuss them.
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  [756.06 --> 756.82] Yeah, how are you doing?
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  [757.76 --> 758.58] I'm doing great.
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- [758.58 --> 764.64] I mean, I'm enjoying my individuality and my freedom.
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- [765.24 --> 766.02] And all that kind of thing.
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  [766.48 --> 766.62] Right.
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- [766.80 --> 773.26] I've been working on a website and getting some shirts going and stuff like that, although
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  [773.26 --> 774.36] they're not quite ready yet.
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  [774.82 --> 775.92] What's going to be on your website?
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- [777.26 --> 779.82] Not really a whole lot to begin with.
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- [779.86 --> 785.42] It's just going to be kind of a home base and a link to where you could, like, see videos
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- [785.42 --> 786.96] or whatever and probably my Twitter feed.
362
- [787.38 --> 791.54] Just some simple stuff, but I think kind of the basics that I need to get going.
363
- [791.88 --> 792.80] Are you using Squarespace?
364
- [793.72 --> 794.66] Are you using my Facebook?
365
- [795.66 --> 796.10] No.
366
- [796.70 --> 797.10] No.
367
- [797.10 --> 798.10] I have a...
368
- [798.10 --> 800.10] I have...
369
- [800.10 --> 803.18] It's a different company called IX Web Hosting.
370
  [803.38 --> 803.62] Okay.
371
- [804.00 --> 804.40] Yeah.
372
  [804.88 --> 807.66] It's working good so far.
373
- [808.56 --> 809.00] Awesome.
374
  [809.56 --> 810.86] What kind of t-shirts are you going to have?
375
  [811.86 --> 817.26] I'm going with the same guy who Logan works with, Vermont Green.
376
- [817.88 --> 819.48] So I just...
377
- [819.48 --> 823.36] Right now I just actually have a logo that just got finished this week.
378
- [823.68 --> 824.52] Can we see it?
379
- [824.52 --> 831.10] I don't have it right now, but I'm going to be revealing it hopefully soon.
380
- [831.16 --> 833.98] I have some, like, design work and stuff to do, which I'm not really...
381
- [833.98 --> 835.10] I don't do all that much with.
382
- [835.64 --> 840.34] So I'm hoping I can get through it quickly, but we'll see how things go.
383
- [840.66 --> 842.28] I mean, I am...
384
- [842.28 --> 847.00] I kind of have a list in my head of things that I need to do, and I kind of chip away
385
- [847.00 --> 850.00] at it a little bit each day, but I'm not...
386
- [850.00 --> 852.00] I'm not...
387
- [852.00 --> 854.00] I don't like...
388
- [854.70 --> 857.82] I guess what I'm saying is I'm not quite as diligent a worker as you are, Linus.
389
- [857.94 --> 859.82] I think that's what it comes down to.
390
- [860.16 --> 861.48] You mean you have some sanity.
391
- [862.00 --> 862.78] A little bit.
392
  [863.16 --> 865.54] I'm not as diligent a worker as some people think.
393
- [865.60 --> 871.10] I just have a large staff that helps me get things done, because if it wasn't for my team,
394
- [871.18 --> 872.92] I wouldn't stand a chance.
395
- [873.32 --> 873.50] Oh.
396
- [873.72 --> 877.76] Well, you wouldn't stand a chance of making, what, like, nine videos a week or whatever.
397
  [877.88 --> 878.06] Yeah.
398
- [878.54 --> 878.90] Impossible.
399
- [879.48 --> 879.94] That's ambitious.
400
- [881.00 --> 881.28] Yeah.
401
- [881.86 --> 882.58] So...
402
- [882.58 --> 884.60] But yeah, but you're enjoying the freedom.
403
  [884.70 --> 889.22] Are you ever tempted to kind of run back into the arms of gainful employment?
404
- [890.48 --> 892.86] No, at this point, not really.
405
- [893.72 --> 901.16] I'm going to continue to do the one-day-awake thing at Newegg for the foreseeable future,
406
- [901.48 --> 903.14] at least a little bit into 2015.
407
- [903.14 --> 909.40] So that's a good way of kind of balancing out the having feeling like I have a real job
408
- [909.40 --> 911.54] or a place to go other than being at home all the time.
409
- [913.14 --> 915.86] But yeah, so that's working out.
410
- [915.92 --> 917.76] I'm getting CES plans up and running.
411
- [917.76 --> 919.40] I think Newegg action.
412
- [919.40 --> 919.42] Ooh, good.
413
- [919.90 --> 920.12] Yeah.
414
- [920.12 --> 921.74] So I will be at CES.
415
- [921.98 --> 922.52] I've heard...
416
  [922.52 --> 923.38] Are you going this year?
417
  [923.78 --> 925.88] Yeah, we're going to have the whole team, even this guy.
418
  [926.26 --> 926.58] Wow.
419
- [926.58 --> 926.90] Woo!
420
- [927.12 --> 927.44] Excellent.
421
- [928.04 --> 929.34] Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
422
  [930.10 --> 935.54] I think I'm going to be hanging out with the Tech Syndicate guys a bit, and I'm pretty
423
  [935.54 --> 937.00] sure Kyle's going to be there.
424
- [937.66 --> 939.26] And yeah, we're going to be running around for the week.
425
- [939.60 --> 944.90] I'm only planning, like, as far as my channel goes, to do maybe, like, four videos.
426
- [945.14 --> 946.94] I'm not planning on, like, knocking out too much.
427
- [947.20 --> 949.80] I'm actually sort of...
428
  [949.80 --> 951.72] I can be very contrary a lot of the time.
429
- [951.72 --> 957.42] So having done CES with Newegg for, I don't know, three or four years now, I'm kind of
430
  [957.42 --> 963.30] like, I'm going to just try to enjoy my time there this year and actually, like, wander
431
  [963.30 --> 968.62] the floor a little bit and just find things that look interesting and go over and check
432
  [968.62 --> 968.98] them out.
433
- [969.04 --> 969.72] It's like, I always feel...
434
- [970.26 --> 973.84] Like, last year at CES, I did not go on the show floor at all.
435
- [974.00 --> 974.36] The whole time...
436
- [974.36 --> 975.64] I was just scheduled for...
437
- [975.64 --> 976.14] All suites.
438
- [976.14 --> 977.20] ...sweets and stuff the whole time.
439
- [977.20 --> 979.34] So I think that'll be kind of nice.
440
- [979.34 --> 982.14] And it'll be interesting to be there.
441
- [982.38 --> 983.82] The show floor is...
442
- [983.82 --> 986.76] My first year at CES, I didn't actually...
443
  [986.76 --> 987.18] No, hold on.
444
- [987.24 --> 991.64] No, my first year, I did some of the show floor and I spent a lot of time in suites.
445
- [991.78 --> 995.22] And then my second year and third year, I think I didn't even see the show floor.
446
- [995.64 --> 998.16] This is back when I was doing product management at NCIX.
447
- [998.92 --> 1001.74] And then my fourth year, I think I made some time for...
448
- [1001.74 --> 1004.28] This is, like, my seventh year at CES this year.
449
- [1004.98 --> 1009.30] I'm becoming one of those people that I'd have conversations with in my first couple years.
450
- [1009.34 --> 1011.96] Where they'd be like, yeah, I've been doing this thing for seven years.
451
- [1012.02 --> 1014.44] And I'd be like, oh my goodness, how are you even alive?
452
  [1015.08 --> 1015.84] It's awful.
453
  [1015.96 --> 1016.82] It's such a grind.
454
- [1017.46 --> 1018.02] But I'm...
455
- [1018.02 --> 1019.48] You're not doing the same thing, right?
456
- [1019.62 --> 1020.72] Like, you're doing...
457
- [1020.72 --> 1022.68] It's the same thing.
458
- [1022.82 --> 1023.70] I go to the suite.
459
- [1024.38 --> 1028.78] I go to the suite and instead of getting out of the way, being quiet when the media guy is filming,
460
- [1029.04 --> 1031.46] when I have a meeting, I'm the media guy filming.
461
- [1031.76 --> 1034.54] And I tell the guy to shut up when they're having the sales meeting.
462
- [1035.12 --> 1036.12] It's the same thing.
463
- [1036.18 --> 1037.10] I'm just on the other side.
464
- [1037.20 --> 1038.68] It's a very, very slight difference.
465
  [1038.98 --> 1039.18] Okay.
466
- [1040.14 --> 1047.20] Well, yeah, but I always enjoy CES for some reason.
467
- [1047.34 --> 1049.02] I don't know if it's just, like...
468
- [1049.02 --> 1049.74] You're not even human.
469
- [1050.34 --> 1053.58] Granted, it's been very...
470
- [1053.58 --> 1055.56] It's been a lot of hard work at times.
471
- [1055.84 --> 1057.22] But, like...
472
- [1057.22 --> 1057.62] I don't know.
473
- [1057.72 --> 1058.68] I just...
474
- [1058.68 --> 1062.50] I somehow have managed to have a pretty good time every year that I've gone.
475
- [1063.02 --> 1067.74] And not manage to feel too much like I'm just burnt out or whatever.
476
  [1067.88 --> 1070.36] I mean, by Friday, you're just like, get me the hell out of here.
477
  [1070.66 --> 1070.72] But...
478
  [1070.72 --> 1070.96] Yeah.
479
- [1072.24 --> 1074.64] Yeah, I'm looking forward to it, so...
480
- [1074.64 --> 1079.24] Well, we're planning to probably do a similar amount of content to last year.
481
- [1079.24 --> 1083.08] But we're going to have two full teams to get it done.
482
- [1083.20 --> 1087.26] So the idea is that there may be some sleep involved.
483
- [1087.50 --> 1088.60] So I'm kind of thinking...
484
- [1088.60 --> 1089.86] We're going to have three-man teams.
485
- [1090.46 --> 1093.88] And then this guy's coming along, too, for some reason.
486
- [1094.38 --> 1100.00] So the three-man teams is going to be, like, two editor-slash-shooters per team.
487
- [1100.14 --> 1101.70] And then one host per team.
488
- [1102.08 --> 1107.22] So I'll basically do, like, my 8-10 hour day of hosting things.
489
- [1107.22 --> 1111.38] And then my camera people will tag out halfway through the day.
490
- [1111.50 --> 1115.90] And then go edit the stuff that they shot during the previous segment.
491
- [1116.10 --> 1119.08] So we should be rolling content throughout each day.
492
- [1119.26 --> 1122.60] And doing, like, what people expect from us in terms of CES coverage.
493
- [1122.60 --> 1125.60] Which is, like, covering as much of the show as humanly possible.
 
 
494
  [1126.48 --> 1127.44] So that's the goal.
495
- [1127.86 --> 1128.72] That's a pretty good system.
496
- [1128.90 --> 1130.96] I'm going to tell the people at Newegg TV about that.
497
- [1131.00 --> 1132.08] But I don't know what they're doing this year.
498
  [1132.08 --> 1134.36] Yeah, I was going to say, tell who at Newegg TV.
499
- [1134.54 --> 1135.64] Didn't they just lose another one?
500
- [1135.64 --> 1137.02] There's a few people left.
501
- [1137.10 --> 1137.80] They lost another.
502
- [1137.94 --> 1139.32] Oh, Rachel?
503
  [1139.76 --> 1140.10] Yeah.
504
- [1140.76 --> 1142.58] Yeah, she was our writer.
505
- [1142.78 --> 1145.12] And she found another job.
506
- [1145.22 --> 1146.24] So she has moved along.
507
  [1146.62 --> 1148.04] I'm very happy for her, actually.
508
- [1148.28 --> 1151.98] She's been looking for a little bit.
509
- [1152.04 --> 1156.54] But I think the place where she's moving to is going to be a nice step up for her.
510
- [1157.06 --> 1159.20] And she's deserved it for a while.
511
- [1159.56 --> 1160.46] Where did she go?
512
  [1160.58 --> 1160.72] Sorry.
513
- [1160.72 --> 1165.10] You know, I don't know the name of the place directly.
514
- [1165.48 --> 1168.30] She told me, she gave me kind of a rundown of it in the description.
515
- [1168.52 --> 1170.98] It's not like, I don't think it's anywhere that people would recognize.
516
- [1171.38 --> 1171.60] Right.
517
  [1171.86 --> 1172.08] Cool.
518
- [1173.12 --> 1175.88] Can I ask, what's with the 2x4 on your ceiling?
519
- [1176.28 --> 1176.86] Up there?
520
- [1177.10 --> 1177.42] Yeah.
521
- [1178.02 --> 1180.14] That's my, like, framework.
522
- [1180.42 --> 1185.62] So when I moved in here, the garage had all been finished.
523
- [1185.62 --> 1188.20] So it's got insulation and drywall out here.
524
- [1189.08 --> 1193.98] But I wanted something up above because the ceiling's pretty high up.
525
- [1194.20 --> 1197.78] So as far as lights, like, I have a light over here that's kind of hung up here.
526
- [1198.24 --> 1198.82] I have a mic.
527
- [1199.02 --> 1201.38] I have a mic thing that I can bring down right above me.
528
- [1201.54 --> 1204.96] So it's just like a big kind of frame that's built up there.
529
- [1205.04 --> 1210.02] And I'm planning to, like, add more stuff to it and actually do, like, a ceiling back there
530
- [1210.02 --> 1212.32] so it doesn't look just like a 2x4 behind me.
531
- [1212.32 --> 1218.48] I also normally wouldn't look like this, but my webcam is attached to the other side of
532
- [1218.48 --> 1221.60] the frame up there to do top-down shooting of, like, builds and stuff.
533
- [1222.02 --> 1222.10] Right.
534
- [1222.28 --> 1225.54] And so this is just my built-in laptop webcam.
535
- [1226.90 --> 1227.50] Tell me something.
536
- [1227.90 --> 1228.48] Yeah, that's better.
537
- [1229.30 --> 1232.26] What's the first position you would hire for your YouTube channel?
538
- [1232.26 --> 1241.06] The first, the thing that I would need the most help with, the thing that takes up the
539
  [1241.06 --> 1243.86] most of my time is editing, I think.
540
  [1244.10 --> 1248.26] So I would probably look into getting somebody to do editing for me.
541
- [1249.06 --> 1252.42] There's other things that I think I could look at.
542
- [1252.42 --> 1259.64] But honestly, right now I'm trying to build a regular system where I can be self-sustaining
543
- [1259.64 --> 1265.10] and kind of see what, you know, like where my income is as far as, like, where I'm able
544
- [1265.10 --> 1267.70] to generate money just to pay the bills and whatnot.
545
- [1268.16 --> 1274.42] And then if from there it looks like I'm going to have a little bit of breathing room to expand
546
- [1274.42 --> 1277.50] beyond that, I might look into doing more.
547
  [1277.50 --> 1278.32] But I don't know.
548
- [1279.42 --> 1281.92] I'm not sure if I want to go the larger team.
549
- [1284.94 --> 1286.06] Oh, he died.
550
- [1291.58 --> 1296.22] I think he's going for rhombus.
 
 
 
551
  [1298.14 --> 1298.58] Rhombus.
552
  [1299.90 --> 1300.44] All right.
553
  [1300.56 --> 1302.88] I think we lost our connection to Paul, unfortunately.
554
- [1302.88 --> 1306.86] That's the thing about internet people is sometimes they freeze.
555
- [1308.96 --> 1312.10] People on the internet, they freeze because internet connections are...
556
- [1312.10 --> 1313.06] Oh, now he's looking at different...
557
  [1313.06 --> 1313.84] Oh, is he back?
558
  [1314.10 --> 1314.42] You back?
559
- [1314.54 --> 1314.98] You back, Paul?
560
- [1316.14 --> 1319.14] I've been able to hear you guys perfectly fine this whole time.
561
- [1319.32 --> 1320.00] I don't know what's going on.
562
- [1320.68 --> 1321.32] Am I back?
563
- [1321.32 --> 1322.06] She's like, what's this line is doing?
564
- [1322.86 --> 1324.02] Yeah, you're back.
565
  [1324.18 --> 1325.38] I got a piece, though.
566
  [1325.42 --> 1327.66] I got to get this glue sort of worked on.
567
  [1327.86 --> 1329.30] Actually, I don't think there's much left on me.
568
- [1329.34 --> 1330.76] I think there's just a little on the back of my neck.
569
- [1330.76 --> 1331.24] You're right.
570
- [1331.36 --> 1332.78] Just rub it against the...
571
  [1332.78 --> 1333.92] Yeah, it came off pretty clean.
572
- [1334.76 --> 1335.24] No, no.
573
  [1335.34 --> 1336.72] I will get help.
574
  [1336.80 --> 1337.18] I'm just saying.
575
- [1337.28 --> 1338.34] I don't think there's much left.
576
- [1338.96 --> 1341.48] But thanks for joining us today, Paul.
577
  [1341.50 --> 1342.22] Thanks for inviting me.
578
- [1342.30 --> 1342.90] No problem.
 
579
  [1343.26 --> 1344.08] I'm being Paul 1.
580
- [1345.00 --> 1345.78] You can be Paul 2.
581
- [1345.80 --> 1346.16] I'm no longer Paul 1.
582
- [1346.60 --> 1347.62] No, I'm Paul...
583
  [1347.62 --> 1348.08] Oh, right.
584
  [1348.12 --> 1349.54] I guess my wig is gone.
585
  [1349.76 --> 1352.00] What if I'm just Paul and you're Paul 1?
586
- [1353.04 --> 1354.26] Are Paul 1 and Paul A?
587
- [1355.06 --> 1356.38] What if you're Luap?
588
- [1357.38 --> 1357.78] Luap?
589
- [1357.78 --> 1358.18] Yeah.
590
- [1359.10 --> 1359.50] Backwards.
591
- [1359.82 --> 1360.66] Draw cab Paul.
592
- [1361.20 --> 1361.72] All right.
593
  [1362.08 --> 1363.58] So thanks, everyone, for watching.
594
- [1363.80 --> 1365.10] Thanks, Paul, for joining us.
595
- [1365.38 --> 1368.10] And you can find him on YouTube.com slash Pauls Hardware.
596
- [1368.72 --> 1369.46] Thanks, guys.
597
  [1369.70 --> 1370.26] See you all later.
598
- [1370.62 --> 1371.62] It's not what it sounds like.
 
35
  [98.94 --> 101.62] Oh, well, this is a very somber.
36
  [101.86 --> 102.08] What?
37
  [102.14 --> 102.50] What happened?
38
+ [103.06 --> 104.26] This is a very somber topic.
39
+ [104.36 --> 108.98] Do you want to ask Megan to come in and start de-polifying us?
40
+ [108.98 --> 112.62] So this was posted on the Corsair blog.
41
+ [112.94 --> 119.36] I actually, I knew about this already, but I wasn't really sure how much privacy the family
42
+ [119.36 --> 119.80] wanted.
43
+ [120.88 --> 122.88] Yeah, I heard about this the other day.
44
+ [123.36 --> 127.76] Mike Clements, a.k.a. Yellowbeard from Corsair, has passed away.
45
+ [128.40 --> 128.78] Oh, no.
46
+ [129.20 --> 135.24] Yeah, he apparently took a nap and didn't wake up completely unexpected.
47
+ [135.64 --> 137.60] He was a freaking awesome guy.
48
  [137.60 --> 143.34] Like, as awesome as he was on every forum that ever existed ever and as a member of
49
+ [143.34 --> 148.12] so many communities, he was 10 times more awesome in person.
50
+ [148.82 --> 151.98] I had my first ever business trip.
51
+ [152.80 --> 155.20] I had the pleasure of meeting him.
52
+ [155.64 --> 162.08] NCIX sent me to Fragapalooza as like a brand ambassador type thing with Corsair.
53
+ [162.20 --> 164.36] I was set up in the Corsair booth there.
54
+ [164.36 --> 172.62] Mike was there repping Corsair and just doing community interaction the way that he did.
55
+ [173.04 --> 176.56] And we'd stayed in touch very infrequently over the years.
56
+ [176.66 --> 177.36] I mean, that was back in 2006.
57
+ [178.26 --> 180.06] But we'd been in touch since then.
58
+ [180.14 --> 184.26] And anytime I needed help with anything, he was right there.
59
+ [184.80 --> 186.76] And yeah, really, really great guy.
60
+ [186.76 --> 190.58] And that is a real shame.
61
+ [190.96 --> 192.70] So I'll bring that up on my screen.
62
+ [192.90 --> 195.68] He's been around since I started doing stuff at all.
63
+ [195.96 --> 200.64] I remember seeing Yellowbeard posts right when I first started going to Hardware Forum this way back in the day.
64
+ [200.86 --> 201.06] Yep.
65
+ [201.06 --> 207.42] So yeah, he was a huge part of Corsair's social media efforts.
66
+ [208.20 --> 219.68] So as awesome as Corsair is in terms of their community interaction, he was a huge part of making that actually happen on a daily basis.
67
+ [220.16 --> 222.92] So, oh, I'm cutting off the picture of him.
68
+ [222.92 --> 223.88] So that's Mike.
69
+ [224.14 --> 224.92] Great guy.
70
+ [225.58 --> 228.64] And so that happened on December 10th during the late evening.
71
+ [229.46 --> 229.94] So, oh, wow.
72
+ [229.98 --> 232.56] I guess I heard about it basically right away.
73
+ [232.62 --> 241.84] But yeah, I didn't really want to say too much because I didn't want to create a bunch of social media buzz about something that, you know, they hadn't had time to digest at all yet.
74
+ [241.84 --> 246.42] So welcome to the after party, I guess.
75
+ [247.72 --> 248.20] Yeah.
76
+ [248.76 --> 251.52] The sad fur party.
 
 
 
77
  [251.92 --> 252.26] Yeah.
78
+ [252.26 --> 253.58] The sad fur party.
79
+ [254.52 --> 255.44] Apparently you have to go.
80
  [255.72 --> 257.50] Oh, I have to go to makeup.
81
+ [257.60 --> 259.22] She has to like take some stuff off.
82
  [259.48 --> 260.84] Should I just try to remove it?
83
  [261.04 --> 262.56] Do you guys want me to try to remove it?
84
  [262.58 --> 263.06] It's a good idea.
85
+ [263.50 --> 264.68] You don't think it's a good idea?
86
  [264.82 --> 265.02] No.
87
  [265.20 --> 267.90] Did I ever not do something because you didn't think it was a good idea?
88
+ [267.90 --> 268.12] Well, you'd probably rip it.
89
+ [268.92 --> 274.18] It's possible that might be an expensive thing and she might want to remove it without ripping it.
90
+ [274.60 --> 276.36] It's medical adhesive?
 
91
  [276.66 --> 276.92] Yes.
92
+ [277.38 --> 281.02] Is the bald cap the part that, like, is it valuable?
93
  [281.02 --> 282.02] Can I damage it?
94
+ [284.20 --> 285.20] She says don't do it.
95
+ [285.20 --> 286.12] She says don't do it?
96
+ [287.38 --> 289.84] Is it going to damage the cap or just line it?
97
  [290.22 --> 291.44] You just lose some skin.
98
+ [291.66 --> 292.76] It's like maybe a little skin.
99
+ [293.10 --> 294.42] You're only risking yourself.
100
  [294.48 --> 296.04] I'm only risking myself apparently.
101
  [296.36 --> 296.62] Okay.
102
+ [296.74 --> 301.86] Well, so as a bit of a pick me up, do you guys want me to do it?
103
+ [301.86 --> 302.80] Don't do it.
104
+ [302.98 --> 303.32] I don't know.
105
+ [303.38 --> 304.58] Twitch chat says I should do it.
106
+ [304.58 --> 307.12] Of course Twitch chat says you should do it.
107
+ [307.32 --> 308.40] The voice of reason.
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+ [308.66 --> 309.54] Twitch chat is the worst thing to listen to.
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+ [309.58 --> 309.80] Okay.
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+ [310.10 --> 312.98] Well, first, do we want to get a closer look at it first at least?
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+ [313.36 --> 313.80] Oh, God.
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+ [314.52 --> 315.62] It's going to go out of focus.
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+ [316.14 --> 316.52] No, no.
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+ [316.54 --> 317.30] It's not too bad, actually.
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+ [317.40 --> 318.60] The aperture is pretty...
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+ [318.60 --> 320.68] Okay, so you guys can kind of see how it works here.
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  [320.94 --> 322.36] And I told her the back didn't really matter.
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+ [322.48 --> 326.64] So you can see the back's not as clean as the top here.
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+ [327.04 --> 332.20] But you can see kind of how it works is you cut it to shape and then you blend the colors.
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+ [332.70 --> 337.80] So she did the most work at the front where you can see the color of the skin is basically
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+ [337.80 --> 340.42] right into the bald cap.
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+ [340.42 --> 342.06] You pretty much can't tell the difference.
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+ [342.98 --> 347.42] I'm kind of tempted to go home like this and see if I can convince my wife that I...
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+ [347.42 --> 348.94] Because she wouldn't have watched WAN Show.
 
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  [349.22 --> 351.78] But you wouldn't be able to get it off.
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+ [351.80 --> 352.46] Remove it then.
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+ [352.80 --> 353.20] Right?
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+ [353.74 --> 354.06] Okay.
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+ [354.90 --> 357.08] So is she telling me I shouldn't do it?
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+ [358.16 --> 358.76] She's wrong.
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+ [358.88 --> 360.38] Should I rip it open from the top?
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+ [360.46 --> 362.00] What are you doing?
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+ [362.60 --> 363.12] I...
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+ [363.12 --> 365.46] What does Twitch chat say?
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+ [365.60 --> 366.66] Oh my gosh.
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+ [366.76 --> 367.92] This is the worst idea.
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+ [368.36 --> 368.76] Okay.
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+ [368.76 --> 369.06] Okay.
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+ [369.24 --> 369.44] Okay.
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+ [369.54 --> 369.96] Here we go.
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+ [370.40 --> 370.82] Here we go.
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+ [371.12 --> 371.56] Oh, wait.
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+ [371.66 --> 376.42] Can I at least get a picture to commemorate my looking like Paul?
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+ [376.42 --> 378.26] Something that will likely never happen again?
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+ [378.28 --> 378.40] No.
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+ [378.40 --> 379.34] Just like Paul.
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+ [379.34 --> 379.58] Just like Paul.
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+ [380.14 --> 380.48] Well, yeah.
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+ [380.56 --> 382.42] But video's not as high quality as a picture.
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+ [383.42 --> 385.08] Well, it's Instagram for...
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+ [385.08 --> 385.42] So...
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+ [385.42 --> 386.88] Instagram for Android.
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+ [387.14 --> 387.42] So...
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+ [388.46 --> 389.28] It would be lower quality.
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+ [389.30 --> 391.24] Can you do one in the other thing?
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+ [391.24 --> 391.70] Landscape.
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+ [391.72 --> 391.74] Wow.
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+ [391.74 --> 392.22] You're really needy.
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+ [392.30 --> 392.32] Yeah.
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+ [392.32 --> 392.50] Yeah.
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+ [392.66 --> 392.98] I know.
162
+ [393.10 --> 393.34] I know.
163
+ [397.12 --> 397.98] What's Paul's...
164
+ [397.98 --> 399.88] What's Paul's pose that he does with the glasses?
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+ [400.64 --> 401.42] The glasses are like...
166
+ [401.42 --> 401.60] On his pose?
167
+ [401.60 --> 403.34] Stuck to the side of my head.
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  [403.60 --> 404.56] Like your profile picture.
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+ [405.32 --> 405.52] Oh.
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+ [405.68 --> 405.96] Oh.
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+ [407.08 --> 407.48] Whoa.
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+ [408.48 --> 409.04] Oh, yeah.
173
+ [409.32 --> 409.82] Oh, okay.
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+ [410.16 --> 411.04] That's the good stuff.
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+ [412.06 --> 412.38] That sounded...
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+ [412.38 --> 414.56] Like they're like hanging off your face like this or something.
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+ [415.60 --> 416.04] Oh.
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+ [416.22 --> 417.46] Oh, that's...
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+ [417.46 --> 417.86] Wow.
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+ [418.00 --> 419.60] I haven't used that picture...
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+ [420.32 --> 422.30] I haven't used that picture anywhere else.
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+ [422.62 --> 423.96] It's just on Skype, I think.
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+ [424.04 --> 425.50] So I don't think anyone else has seen that picture.
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+ [426.02 --> 426.42] All right.
185
+ [426.42 --> 428.86] So anyway, this was the side that was better.
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+ [428.94 --> 430.96] I can't see when I'm showing you guys this side.
187
+ [431.32 --> 435.50] But it's funny because halfway through when she realized that she had an hour less time
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+ [435.50 --> 437.34] than she wanted, I was like, oh, yeah.
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+ [437.54 --> 441.02] And the right side is more important because that's the side that I'll turn to look at Luke
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  [441.02 --> 441.24] from.
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+ [441.60 --> 445.42] And she's like, uh, okay, because the left side is way better right now.
192
+ [445.46 --> 448.76] I'm like, oh, well, people are going to freak out if we sit on the wrong side of the
193
+ [448.76 --> 448.98] couch.
194
+ [449.04 --> 451.52] She's like, uh, okay, I'll try.
195
+ [451.52 --> 456.24] And then after like three minutes, she's like, I don't have enough time.
196
+ [456.44 --> 457.82] These things are not...
197
+ [457.82 --> 458.32] Blah, blah, blah, blah.
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+ [458.38 --> 459.98] I'm like, okay, Luke and I'll switch places.
199
+ [460.20 --> 461.76] And so, okay.
200
+ [462.08 --> 462.32] Okay.
201
+ [463.48 --> 464.22] Okay, here we go.
202
  [464.28 --> 464.58] Here we go.
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+ [464.62 --> 464.94] Here we go.
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+ [467.34 --> 467.58] Oh.
205
+ [468.96 --> 469.32] Oh.
206
+ [469.32 --> 469.52] Oh.
207
+ [469.52 --> 469.62] Oh.
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+ [469.62 --> 469.72] Oh.
209
+ [473.72 --> 475.72] Oh, no.
210
+ [476.04 --> 479.06] Oh, jeez.
211
+ [480.24 --> 481.38] That kind of worked out.
212
+ [481.52 --> 483.36] Your head is so red now.
213
  [483.52 --> 484.42] Does that hurt?
214
+ [485.00 --> 485.32] Like...
215
+ [485.32 --> 486.48] No, actually, it didn't really hurt.
216
+ [486.94 --> 487.28] This...
217
+ [487.28 --> 489.32] It looks like your skin peeled off.
218
+ [489.50 --> 489.94] Yeah.
219
+ [490.60 --> 492.68] Because there's no makeup there anymore.
220
+ [492.84 --> 493.24] Oh, man.
221
+ [493.24 --> 494.82] So it looks like there's a layer of skin because of the makeup.
222
+ [495.46 --> 498.92] I didn't even realize how sweaty I was under that thing.
223
+ [499.06 --> 499.82] Holy crap.
224
  [500.76 --> 501.74] I don't breathe very well.
225
  [501.76 --> 502.08] You know what?
226
+ [502.48 --> 503.36] You look like...
227
+ [503.36 --> 505.58] You still look like a completely different person because of the goatee.
228
+ [505.76 --> 506.02] Really?
229
+ [506.18 --> 507.30] Does it make that much of a difference?
230
+ [507.60 --> 508.46] Well, seriously, you do.
231
+ [508.48 --> 509.64] You should just wear that goatee every day.
232
+ [509.64 --> 513.52] It's like that South Park episode where the evil versions of all the characters...
233
+ [513.52 --> 513.98] Just have goatees?
234
+ [514.00 --> 514.82] Just have goatees.
235
+ [514.92 --> 516.34] You could pull that off, though.
236
+ [516.60 --> 518.68] Like, it looks like a different person, but you could pull that off.
237
+ [518.68 --> 520.50] You guys do looks goatee and DJ Pauly D.
238
+ [520.68 --> 521.52] DJ Pauly D?
239
+ [521.66 --> 523.14] I don't think I can do DJ Pauly D.
240
+ [523.34 --> 524.24] You know what the worst part is?
241
+ [524.28 --> 527.24] I look like potentially more of a douchebag just like this.
242
+ [527.24 --> 530.54] Like, it doesn't look better.
243
+ [531.06 --> 533.22] It's more comfortable, but it's still ridiculous.
244
+ [533.60 --> 535.22] She darkened your face, didn't she?
245
+ [535.50 --> 535.80] Yes.
246
+ [536.12 --> 536.68] You're...
247
+ [536.68 --> 539.76] So I have, like, a lot of...
 
 
248
  [539.76 --> 540.70] It's not fake tan.
249
+ [540.82 --> 541.22] It's makeup.
250
+ [541.40 --> 542.62] But it looks like fake tan.
251
  [542.84 --> 545.74] And then my beard's been color changed like crazy.
252
+ [546.22 --> 548.24] You know what's funny is it's...
253
+ [548.24 --> 551.16] There are certain things...
254
+ [551.16 --> 553.60] I don't know how to approach this topic.
255
+ [554.02 --> 561.62] There are certain colors of skin that would be politically incorrect to change yourself to for the purpose of a show.
 
256
  [561.82 --> 565.78] But for some reason, like, permatan, like Kyle, isn't one of them.
257
+ [566.02 --> 567.42] So it's okay to do that.
258
+ [567.42 --> 570.16] And I'm not saying it's any more or less okay.
259
+ [570.28 --> 577.26] I'm just saying that for some reason it is socially acceptable to the point where no one calls Luke out for being darker than usual
260
+ [577.26 --> 578.98] to be made up as someone.
261
+ [579.40 --> 584.70] But if we were to do the WAN show as, let's say, I don't know, Austin and Marcus or something,
262
  [585.54 --> 587.92] there would be a huge stigma around that.
263
+ [588.00 --> 588.44] And it's just...
264
  [588.44 --> 592.16] It's very mysterious to me how some things are okay and others are not.
265
+ [592.22 --> 596.34] And I'm not going to get into the topic of whether the whole thing is or isn't okay.
266
+ [596.34 --> 597.64] That is not my...
267
  [597.64 --> 599.16] That's not the subject of this show.
268
+ [599.34 --> 600.08] It's just interesting.
269
+ [600.20 --> 601.20] It's just fascinating.
270
+ [601.52 --> 602.84] The fact that it is that way is interesting.
271
  [602.90 --> 605.90] The fact that it is that way is interesting to me.
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+ [605.90 --> 609.08] So is there anything else that needs to be removed or did I pretty much take care of it?
273
+ [609.14 --> 611.96] Apparently your beard is going to be difficult to get the color out of.
274
+ [613.18 --> 615.14] Alright, so you can piece.
 
275
  [615.38 --> 618.24] That's like my least favorite part of the whole situation.
276
+ [618.96 --> 620.42] Is it just like a long shower?
277
+ [620.64 --> 622.14] Yeah, you're DJ Polly D, not the situation.
278
  [622.70 --> 624.70] Oh, is one of them called the situation?
279
+ [625.18 --> 626.82] Linus racist confirmed.
280
+ [627.44 --> 628.28] Oh my god.
281
  [628.28 --> 628.30] Of course.
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+ [628.30 --> 630.50] That was the most neutral way you could have possibly said that.
283
+ [630.50 --> 633.58] Luke, thank you for not knowing who the situation is, by the way.
284
+ [634.12 --> 634.72] No problem.
285
+ [634.72 --> 635.84] Who the situation is?
286
+ [636.12 --> 637.38] I don't know who the situation is.
287
+ [637.38 --> 638.56] You don't either, I don't think, right?
288
+ [638.74 --> 639.12] Do you know who?
289
+ [639.18 --> 639.66] Yeah, I know.
290
  [639.82 --> 640.72] It was from that show.
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+ [640.76 --> 641.28] Is that a person?
292
  [641.36 --> 642.32] Jersey Shore show.
293
+ [642.88 --> 643.24] Oh.
294
  [643.50 --> 646.42] I would much rather not know who that was.
295
+ [646.54 --> 647.54] No, that's...
296
  [647.54 --> 649.66] People who watched that show should be sad.
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+ [650.06 --> 652.30] No, you don't have to watch this show.
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  [652.44 --> 654.12] It's one of those things that's shoved in your face.
299
  [654.16 --> 657.56] And even if you hate and despise the show, you still are aware of these things.
300
+ [657.70 --> 659.86] No, Jersey Shore was not a big deal here.
301
  [660.18 --> 660.58] Good.
302
+ [660.58 --> 662.26] Well, I never...
303
+ [662.26 --> 663.60] I knew people that cared about it.
304
  [663.94 --> 664.24] Okay.
305
+ [664.24 --> 666.42] You were just like slightly older than the people.
306
+ [666.42 --> 668.00] We've already talked about it too much.
307
  [668.08 --> 668.10] Oh.
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+ [668.18 --> 668.34] Yeah.
309
+ [668.40 --> 669.12] We should move on.
310
+ [669.32 --> 669.92] We need to...
311
+ [669.92 --> 670.84] No more talking about it.
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+ [670.84 --> 671.74] I'm okay with moving on.
313
+ [672.12 --> 672.28] Okay.
314
  [672.48 --> 673.42] So, you know what?
315
  [673.50 --> 674.00] You know what?
316
  [674.00 --> 674.72] You're probably right.
317
+ [674.80 --> 676.14] Because I've actually never even...
318
+ [676.14 --> 679.86] I've never even seen a one second snippet of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
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+ [680.10 --> 680.92] I haven't either.
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+ [681.24 --> 682.24] I've never...
321
+ [682.24 --> 683.78] I've never come across...
322
+ [683.78 --> 685.16] I know people who watch it.
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  [685.28 --> 687.02] So that's the only reason I've ever seen it.
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  [687.16 --> 687.46] Right.
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  [688.90 --> 689.16] Who?
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+ [691.04 --> 691.40] Later.
327
+ [692.48 --> 693.74] But like, what the hell?
328
+ [693.86 --> 694.86] I don't know if I want to know this.
329
+ [694.86 --> 694.98] Yeah.
330
+ [695.12 --> 696.08] I could do the whole...
331
  [696.08 --> 696.36] Is it?
332
  [696.36 --> 698.38] I could do the whole goatee thing if I could grow one.
333
+ [698.52 --> 698.92] You could...
334
+ [698.92 --> 699.04] Yeah.
335
+ [699.12 --> 699.72] No, I think...
336
  [699.72 --> 701.86] I have never seen you with one before, obviously.
337
+ [702.04 --> 702.82] I could get away with it.
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+ [703.34 --> 703.96] What do you think, Paul?
339
+ [703.96 --> 705.48] Is it just like a long shower to get the beard out?
340
  [705.48 --> 710.48] I think because you have a fairly skinny face, it does give you that...
341
+ [710.48 --> 711.06] That's pretty cool.
342
+ [711.06 --> 711.38] Like...
343
+ [711.38 --> 715.92] It's like you're a bad guy in the 20s or something like that.
344
+ [716.02 --> 716.48] If you had...
345
  [716.48 --> 717.08] If you had...
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+ [717.08 --> 721.80] I would want to put you in a zoot suit with like one of those, you know, flat-ridden hats
347
+ [721.80 --> 722.56] or something like that.
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+ [722.56 --> 722.60] Yes!
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  [722.66 --> 723.56] And I think you could...
350
  [723.56 --> 724.30] I think that...
351
  [724.30 --> 725.34] I want to go get your...
352
  [725.34 --> 726.46] Where is my hat?
353
+ [726.50 --> 726.78] Oh!
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+ [726.88 --> 727.40] You're going to help me.
355
  [727.46 --> 727.96] Okay, yes.
356
  [728.06 --> 729.80] I'm actually going to bail out and get that done.
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  [730.00 --> 730.48] Peace, bro.
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+ [730.58 --> 732.28] I was thinking I'm just going to have to like...
359
+ [732.28 --> 732.84] No, no, no, no.
360
+ [732.84 --> 733.98] Smother my face and elbow.
361
  [733.98 --> 734.70] That's why I always like...
362
  [734.70 --> 736.04] Oh, do you want your momentums?
363
  [736.96 --> 737.68] Sure, yeah.
 
365
  [739.02 --> 743.96] I'm probably not going to do too much more in terms of after-party here unless Paul has
366
  [743.96 --> 745.32] something in particular to discuss.
367
  [745.42 --> 745.52] Right.
368
+ [745.82 --> 748.70] Wasn't I just going to ask like how are things going for you in general?
369
  [748.82 --> 750.42] And I was like, oh, we should do this on the after-party.
370
  [751.18 --> 751.92] You should.
371
  [752.54 --> 754.36] You know, topics come up.
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  [754.42 --> 754.98] We discuss them.
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  [756.06 --> 756.82] Yeah, how are you doing?
374
  [757.76 --> 758.58] I'm doing great.
375
+ [758.58 --> 766.02] I mean, I'm enjoying my individuality and my freedom and all that kind of thing.
 
376
  [766.48 --> 766.62] Right.
377
+ [766.82 --> 773.26] I've been working on a website and getting some shirts going and stuff like that, although
378
  [773.26 --> 774.36] they're not quite ready yet.
379
  [774.82 --> 775.92] What's going to be on your website?
380
+ [775.92 --> 779.82] Not really a whole lot to begin with.
381
+ [779.88 --> 785.40] It's just going to be kind of a home base and a link to where you could like see videos
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+ [785.40 --> 786.96] or whatever and probably my Twitter feed.
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+ [787.44 --> 791.54] Just some simple stuff, but I think kind of the basics that I need to get going.
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+ [791.86 --> 792.80] Are you using Squarespace?
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+ [793.72 --> 794.60] Are you using my phone?
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+ [794.60 --> 794.96] No.
387
+ [796.68 --> 797.12] No.
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+ [797.48 --> 803.18] I have a different company called iX Web Hosting.
 
 
389
  [803.38 --> 803.62] Okay.
390
+ [804.26 --> 804.40] Yeah.
391
  [804.88 --> 807.66] It's working good so far.
392
+ [808.56 --> 809.02] Awesome.
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  [809.56 --> 810.86] What kind of t-shirts are you going to have?
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  [811.86 --> 817.26] I'm going with the same guy who Logan works with, Vermont Green.
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+ [818.00 --> 823.38] So right now I just actually have a logo that just got finished this week.
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+ [823.70 --> 824.54] Can we see it?
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+ [825.18 --> 831.10] I don't have it right now, but I'm going to be revealing it hopefully soon.
398
+ [831.16 --> 835.10] I have some design work and stuff to do, which I don't do all that much with.
399
+ [835.72 --> 840.34] So I'm hoping I can get through it quickly, but we'll see how things go.
400
+ [840.34 --> 846.76] I mean, I kind of have a list in my head of things that I need to do, and I kind of chip
401
+ [846.76 --> 851.34] away at it a little bit each day, but I'm not...
402
+ [851.34 --> 854.00] I don't like...
403
+ [854.00 --> 857.82] I guess what I'm saying is I'm not quite as diligent a worker as you are, Linus.
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+ [857.92 --> 859.82] I think that's what it comes down to.
405
+ [860.16 --> 861.46] You mean you have some sanity.
406
+ [861.92 --> 862.78] A little bit.
 
 
 
 
407
  [863.16 --> 865.54] I'm not as diligent a worker as some people think.
408
+ [865.54 --> 871.10] I just have a large staff that helps me get things done, because if it wasn't for my team,
409
+ [871.20 --> 872.90] I wouldn't stand a chance.
410
+ [873.36 --> 877.76] Oh, well, you wouldn't stand a chance of making, what, like nine videos a week or whatever.
 
411
  [877.88 --> 878.06] Yeah.
412
+ [878.06 --> 878.92] That's not impossible.
413
+ [879.48 --> 879.98] That's ambitious.
414
+ [881.06 --> 881.28] Yeah.
415
+ [881.86 --> 884.60] So, but yeah, but you're enjoying the freedom.
 
416
  [884.70 --> 889.22] Are you ever tempted to kind of run back into the arms of gainful employment?
417
+ [890.48 --> 892.88] No, at this point, not really.
418
+ [892.88 --> 901.16] I'm going to continue to do the one-day-awake thing at Newegg for the foreseeable future,
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+ [901.48 --> 903.16] at least a little bit into 2015.
420
+ [903.58 --> 909.62] So that's a good way of kind of balancing out the feeling like I have a real job or a
421
+ [909.62 --> 911.54] place to go other than being at home all the time.
422
+ [913.12 --> 915.86] But yeah, so that's working out.
423
+ [915.94 --> 917.76] I'm getting CES plans up and running.
424
+ [918.72 --> 918.88] I think Newegg actually...
425
+ [918.88 --> 919.30] Ooh, good.
426
+ [919.88 --> 920.14] Yeah.
427
+ [920.60 --> 921.74] So I will be at CES.
428
+ [921.96 --> 922.52] I've heard...
429
  [922.52 --> 923.38] Are you going this year?
430
  [923.78 --> 925.88] Yeah, we're going to have the whole team, even this guy.
431
  [926.26 --> 926.58] Wow.
432
+ [927.04 --> 927.40] Excellent.
433
+ [928.04 --> 929.36] Yeah, it's going to be awesome.
 
434
  [930.10 --> 935.54] I think I'm going to be hanging out with the Tech Syndicate guys a bit, and I'm pretty
435
  [935.54 --> 937.00] sure Kyle's going to be there.
436
+ [937.64 --> 939.26] And yeah, we're going to be running around for the week.
437
+ [939.60 --> 944.92] I'm only planning, like, as far as my channel goes, to do maybe like four videos.
438
+ [944.92 --> 946.94] I'm not planning on, like, knocking out too much.
439
+ [946.94 --> 949.80] I'm actually sort of...
440
  [949.80 --> 951.72] I can be very contrary a lot of the time.
441
+ [951.86 --> 957.42] So having done CES with Newegg for, I don't know, three or four years now, I'm kind of
442
  [957.42 --> 963.30] like, I'm going to just try to enjoy my time there this year and actually, like, wander
443
  [963.30 --> 968.62] the floor a little bit and just find things that look interesting and go over and check
444
  [968.62 --> 968.98] them out.
445
+ [969.04 --> 970.26] It's like, I always feel...
446
+ [970.26 --> 973.82] Like, last year at CES, I did not go on the show floor at all.
447
+ [974.04 --> 977.20] I was just scheduled for suites and stuff the whole time.
448
+ [977.42 --> 982.12] So I think that'll be kind of nice, and it'll be interesting to be there.
449
+ [982.38 --> 983.90] The show floor is...
450
+ [983.90 --> 986.12] My first year at CES, I didn't actually...
 
 
 
 
451
  [986.76 --> 987.18] No, hold on.
452
+ [987.24 --> 991.64] No, my first year, I did some of the show floor, and I spent a lot of time in suites.
453
+ [991.64 --> 995.24] And then my second year and third year, I think I didn't even see the show floor.
454
+ [995.24 --> 998.16] This was back when I was doing product management at NCIX.
455
+ [999.00 --> 1001.76] And then my fourth year, I think I made some time for...
456
+ [1001.76 --> 1004.28] This is like my seventh year at CES this year.
457
+ [1005.00 --> 1009.00] I'm becoming one of those people that I'd have conversations with in my first couple
458
+ [1009.00 --> 1011.96] years, where they'd be like, yeah, I've been doing this thing for seven years.
459
+ [1012.00 --> 1014.44] And I'd be like, oh my goodness, how are you even alive?
460
  [1015.08 --> 1015.84] It's awful.
461
  [1015.96 --> 1016.82] It's such a grind.
462
+ [1017.50 --> 1018.04] But I'm...
463
+ [1018.04 --> 1019.48] You're not doing the same thing, right?
464
+ [1019.64 --> 1020.78] Like, you're doing...
465
+ [1020.78 --> 1022.68] It's the same thing.
466
+ [1022.68 --> 1027.96] I go to the suite, and instead of getting out of the way, being quiet when the media
467
+ [1027.96 --> 1032.86] guy is filming, when I have a meeting, I'm the media guy filming, and I tell the guy to
468
+ [1032.86 --> 1034.54] shut up when they're having the sales meeting.
469
+ [1035.08 --> 1036.12] It's the same thing.
470
+ [1036.18 --> 1037.12] I'm just on the other side.
471
+ [1037.14 --> 1038.68] It's a very, very slight difference.
 
472
  [1038.98 --> 1039.18] Okay.
473
+ [1040.18 --> 1047.20] Well, yeah, but I always enjoy CES for some reason.
474
+ [1047.36 --> 1049.04] I don't know if it's just like...
475
+ [1049.04 --> 1049.74] You're not even human.
476
+ [1049.74 --> 1053.58] Granted, it's been very...
477
+ [1053.58 --> 1057.24] It's been a lot of hard work at times, but like...
478
+ [1057.24 --> 1057.62] I don't know.
479
+ [1057.74 --> 1058.74] I just...
480
+ [1058.74 --> 1065.08] I somehow have managed to have a pretty good time every year that I've gone, and not manage
481
+ [1065.08 --> 1067.76] to feel too much like I'm just burnt out or whatever.
 
482
  [1067.88 --> 1070.36] I mean, by Friday, you're just like, get me the hell out of here.
483
  [1070.66 --> 1070.72] But...
484
  [1070.72 --> 1070.96] Yeah.
485
+ [1072.24 --> 1072.64] Yeah.
486
+ [1072.96 --> 1074.64] I'm looking forward to it, so...
487
+ [1074.64 --> 1080.30] Well, we're planning to probably do a similar amount of content to last year, but we're
488
+ [1080.30 --> 1083.08] going to have two full teams to get it done.
489
+ [1083.20 --> 1087.24] So the idea is that there may be some sleep involved.
490
+ [1087.52 --> 1088.58] So I'm kind of thinking...
491
+ [1088.58 --> 1089.88] We're going to have three-man teams.
492
+ [1090.40 --> 1090.56] Yeah.
493
+ [1090.56 --> 1093.88] And then this guy's coming along too for some reason.
494
+ [1094.38 --> 1100.66] So the three-man teams is going to be like two editor slash shooters per team, and then
495
+ [1100.66 --> 1101.70] one host per team.
496
+ [1102.16 --> 1107.22] So I'll basically do like my eight to ten hour day of hosting things.
497
+ [1107.22 --> 1113.10] And then my camera people will tag out halfway through the day, and then go edit the stuff
498
+ [1113.10 --> 1115.90] that they shot during the previous segment.
499
+ [1116.10 --> 1120.34] So we should be rolling content throughout each day, and doing like our...
500
+ [1120.34 --> 1124.28] What people expect from us in terms of CES coverage, which is like covering as much
501
+ [1124.28 --> 1125.60] of the show as humanly possible.
502
  [1126.48 --> 1127.44] So that's the goal.
503
+ [1127.88 --> 1128.72] That's a pretty good system.
504
+ [1128.90 --> 1131.62] I'm going to tell the people at Newegg TV about that, but I don't know what they're
505
+ [1131.62 --> 1132.08] doing this year.
506
  [1132.08 --> 1134.36] Yeah, I was going to say, tell who at Newegg TV.
507
+ [1134.56 --> 1135.64] Didn't they just lose another one?
508
+ [1136.04 --> 1137.02] There's a few people left.
509
+ [1137.22 --> 1137.80] They lost another?
510
+ [1137.92 --> 1139.32] Oh, Rachel?
511
  [1139.76 --> 1140.10] Yeah.
512
+ [1140.76 --> 1146.24] Yeah, she was our writer, and she found another job, so she has moved along.
 
 
513
  [1146.62 --> 1148.04] I'm very happy for her, actually.
514
+ [1148.28 --> 1154.96] She's been looking for a little bit, but I think the place where she's moving to is
515
+ [1154.96 --> 1159.20] going to be a nice step up for her, and she's deserved it for a while.
516
+ [1159.58 --> 1160.46] Where did she go?
 
517
  [1160.58 --> 1160.72] Sorry.
518
+ [1161.78 --> 1165.10] You know, I don't know the name of the place directly.
519
+ [1165.10 --> 1168.34] She gave me kind of a rundown of it in the description.
520
+ [1168.54 --> 1171.00] It's not like, I don't think it's anywhere that people would recognize.
521
+ [1171.42 --> 1171.58] Right.
522
  [1171.86 --> 1172.08] Cool.
523
+ [1173.06 --> 1175.88] Can I ask, what's with the 2x4 on your ceiling?
524
+ [1176.30 --> 1176.86] Up there?
525
+ [1177.08 --> 1177.40] Yeah.
526
+ [1177.40 --> 1180.06] That's my framework.
527
+ [1180.06 --> 1187.30] So when I moved in here, the garage had all been finished, so it's got insulation and
528
+ [1187.30 --> 1188.20] drywall out here.
529
+ [1188.20 --> 1193.98] But I wanted something up above, because the ceiling's pretty high up.
530
+ [1194.22 --> 1197.78] So as far as lights, like I have a light over here that's kind of hung up here.
531
+ [1198.24 --> 1201.38] I have a mic thing that I can bring down right above me.
532
+ [1201.66 --> 1207.44] So it's just like a big kind of frame that's built up there, and I'm planning to add more
533
+ [1207.44 --> 1211.22] stuff to it and actually do like a ceiling back there so it doesn't look just like a
534
+ [1211.22 --> 1212.32] 2x4 behind me.
535
+ [1212.66 --> 1218.48] I also normally wouldn't look like this, but my webcam is attached to the other side of
536
+ [1218.48 --> 1221.60] the frame up there to do top-down shooting of like builds and stuff.
537
+ [1221.76 --> 1222.12] Right.
538
+ [1222.26 --> 1225.54] And so this is just my built-in laptop webcam.
539
+ [1226.94 --> 1227.50] Tell me something.
540
+ [1227.90 --> 1228.46] Yeah, that's better.
541
+ [1228.46 --> 1232.28] What's the first position you would hire for your YouTube channel?
542
+ [1234.04 --> 1241.06] The first, the thing that I would need the most help with, the thing that takes up the
 
543
  [1241.06 --> 1243.86] most of my time is editing, I think.
544
  [1244.10 --> 1248.26] So I would probably look into getting somebody to do editing for me.
545
+ [1249.06 --> 1255.00] There's other things that I think I could look at, but honestly right now I'm trying
546
+ [1255.00 --> 1262.16] to build a regular system where I can be self-sustaining and kind of see what, you know, like where
547
+ [1262.16 --> 1267.46] my income is as far as like where I'm able to generate money just to pay the bills and
548
+ [1267.46 --> 1267.70] whatnot.
549
+ [1268.16 --> 1272.20] And then if from there it looks like I'm going to have a little bit of breathing room to
550
+ [1272.20 --> 1277.50] expand beyond that, I might look into doing more.
551
  [1277.50 --> 1278.32] But I don't know.
552
+ [1279.22 --> 1281.92] I'm not sure if I want to go the larger team.
553
+ [1285.00 --> 1286.06] Oh, he died.
554
+ [1287.36 --> 1289.22] Brr, brr, brr, brr.
555
+ [1290.00 --> 1290.32] Brr.
556
+ [1291.78 --> 1292.54] Brr, brr, brr.
557
+ [1293.54 --> 1296.22] I think he's going for rhombus.
558
  [1298.14 --> 1298.58] Rhombus.
559
  [1299.90 --> 1300.44] All right.
560
  [1300.56 --> 1302.88] I think we lost our connection to Paul, unfortunately.
561
+ [1304.48 --> 1306.86] That's the thing about internet people is sometimes they freeze.
562
+ [1308.90 --> 1312.12] People on the internet, they freeze because internet connections are...
563
+ [1312.12 --> 1313.06] Oh, now he's looking at different...
564
  [1313.06 --> 1313.84] Oh, is he back?
565
  [1314.10 --> 1314.42] You back?
566
+ [1314.42 --> 1314.98] You back, Paul?
567
+ [1316.18 --> 1319.12] I've been able to hear you guys perfectly fine this whole time.
568
+ [1319.30 --> 1320.00] I don't know what's going on.
569
+ [1320.68 --> 1321.36] Am I back?
570
+ [1322.88 --> 1324.02] Yeah, you're back.
 
571
  [1324.18 --> 1325.38] I got a piece, though.
572
  [1325.42 --> 1327.66] I got to get this glue sort of worked on.
573
  [1327.86 --> 1329.30] Actually, I don't think there's much left on me.
574
+ [1329.34 --> 1330.78] I think there's just a little on the back of my neck.
575
+ [1331.92 --> 1332.78] Just rub it against something.
 
576
  [1332.78 --> 1333.92] Yeah, it came off pretty clean.
577
+ [1334.96 --> 1335.26] No, no.
578
  [1335.34 --> 1336.72] I will get help.
579
  [1336.80 --> 1337.18] I'm just saying.
580
+ [1337.30 --> 1338.34] I don't think there's much left.
581
+ [1338.98 --> 1341.48] But thanks for joining us today, Paul.
582
  [1341.50 --> 1342.22] Thanks for inviting me.
583
+ [1342.32 --> 1342.70] Paul 2.
584
+ [1342.70 --> 1342.94] No problem.
585
  [1343.26 --> 1344.08] I'm being Paul 1.
586
+ [1344.78 --> 1345.78] You can be Paul 2.
587
+ [1345.84 --> 1346.18] I'm no longer Paul 1.
588
+ [1346.58 --> 1347.56] No, I'm Paul.
589
  [1347.62 --> 1348.08] Oh, right.
590
  [1348.12 --> 1349.54] I guess my wig is gone.
591
  [1349.76 --> 1352.00] What if I'm just Paul and you're Paul 1?
592
+ [1353.00 --> 1354.26] Are Paul 1 and Paul A?
593
+ [1355.00 --> 1356.38] What if you're Luap?
594
+ [1357.34 --> 1357.78] Luap?
595
+ [1357.90 --> 1358.22] Yeah.
596
+ [1359.08 --> 1360.66] Backwards draw cab Paul.
597
+ [1360.66 --> 1361.66] All right.
598
+ [1361.66 --> 1361.74] All right.
599
  [1362.08 --> 1363.58] So thanks, everyone, for watching.
600
+ [1363.80 --> 1365.12] Thanks, Paul, for joining us.
601
+ [1365.40 --> 1368.10] And you can find him on YouTube.com slash Pauls Hardware.
602
+ [1368.88 --> 1369.46] Thanks, guys.
603
  [1369.70 --> 1370.26] See you all later.
604
+ [1370.64 --> 1371.62] It's not what it sounds like.
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60
  [92.00 --> 96.00] No, I thought she was gonna give me heck for something.
61
  [96.00 --> 97.00] Cause half the- you know-
62
  [97.00 --> 100.00] Me too, but like, knowing her, she probably agreed with pretty much everything that we said.
63
- [100.00 --> 102.00] It's like a conditioning thing, though.
64
- [102.00 --> 107.00] If one-tenth of the time your mom calls, I'm gonna get burned.
65
- [108.00 --> 112.00] Then I'm gonna be afraid of the burn every time she calls.
 
 
66
  [112.00 --> 113.00] Yeah.
67
  [113.00 --> 115.00] Cause she hasn't burned you that often.
68
  [115.00 --> 117.00] No, she hasn't burned me that often.
69
  [117.00 --> 119.00] I think it was like just the first call, really.
70
  [119.00 --> 124.00] No, she's burned me a couple times, cause she, uh, every time you leave the country,
71
  [124.00 --> 126.00] I can expect a call from her burning me.
72
- [126.00 --> 128.00] She never got you for the Europe one.
73
  [128.00 --> 130.00] Yeah, she did.
74
  [130.00 --> 131.00] Really?
75
- [131.00 --> 132.00] Yeah!
76
  [132.00 --> 134.00] She said something like, if he returns in bad shape-
77
  [134.00 --> 135.00] Yeah!
78
  [135.00 --> 136.00] But she didn't call you after.
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99
  [169.00 --> 171.00] I'm basically Miley Cyrus.
100
  [171.00 --> 173.00] You're basically Miley Cyrus.
101
  [173.00 --> 174.00] Okay, so there you go.
102
- [174.00 --> 176.00] We have our results from our poll here.
103
- [176.00 --> 189.00] So, 58% of voters have their parents under mom and dad, and 28% have them under their first names, with a 14% coming in as a- with a potato as their answer.
104
- [189.00 --> 190.00] So, thank you.
105
- [190.00 --> 192.00] Thank you to the potato voters.
106
- [192.00 --> 196.00] So, Luke's got- Luke's got all these pictures of Miley loaded up here.
107
- [196.00 --> 202.00] It is amazing how different the photoshopped pictures look compared to-
108
- [202.00 --> 203.00] Yeah.
109
  [203.00 --> 205.00] What she actually looks like.
110
  [205.00 --> 206.00] Yeah.
111
  [206.00 --> 210.00] The whole, like, glam- glam doll Hollywood thing.
112
  [210.00 --> 213.00] Wow, she wears some pretty out there outfits.
113
- [213.00 --> 219.00] I don't really follow Miley Cyrus, so I'm- I'm like- I'm having my Miley shock.
114
  [219.00 --> 220.00] There it is!
115
- [220.00 --> 221.00] I kinda did it again.
116
  [221.00 --> 222.00] Wow.
117
  [222.00 --> 225.00] I just needed, like, a wrecking ball.
118
  [225.00 --> 228.00] And you need your tongue, like- or, like, all over the place.
119
- [228.00 --> 231.00] I don't know how to do it. How- doesn't she-
120
- [231.00 --> 234.00] I don't know, she opens her mouth and picks out her tongue a lot.
121
  [234.00 --> 235.00] Wow.
122
  [235.00 --> 236.00] Just wow.
123
  [236.00 --> 238.00] Lipstick tastes really gross.
124
  [238.00 --> 240.00] I don't know how anyone deals with this.
125
  [240.00 --> 242.00] Like, I like the taste of food.
126
  [242.00 --> 244.00] Why would you ever do that to yourself?
127
- [244.00 --> 245.00] Oh!
128
  [245.00 --> 247.00] Alright, I gotta kick this habit.
129
- [247.00 --> 248.00] Oh!
130
- [248.00 --> 251.00] You've wanted to say that the whole time.
131
- [251.00 --> 253.00] You waited so long!
132
  [253.00 --> 254.00] Oh, man.
133
- [254.00 --> 255.00] Oh!
134
- [255.00 --> 259.00] Okay, I gotta take off my belt here.
135
- [259.00 --> 262.00] That's why the nuns have the belt.
136
  [262.00 --> 264.00] So that they have the- the whip.
137
  [264.00 --> 265.00] Oh, wow.
138
  [265.00 --> 266.00] Okay.
139
  [266.00 --> 267.00] Okay.
140
  [267.00 --> 268.00] Okay.
141
  [268.00 --> 269.00] Okay.
142
- [269.00 --> 271.00] Am I gonna take off the-
143
- [271.00 --> 278.00] I- I- I- I- I almost had something come over me and I almost started apologizing to my father for making twerking videos when he started trying to whip me.
144
- [278.00 --> 279.00] Did she apologize?
145
- [279.00 --> 280.00] I don't know.
146
- [280.00 --> 281.00] I don't think so.
147
- [281.00 --> 285.00] Didn't she like get dispossessed or emancipated or whatever the thing is for that?
148
- [285.00 --> 286.00] I don't think so.
149
- [286.00 --> 287.00] I don't think so.
150
- [287.00 --> 288.00] I don't think so.
151
- [288.00 --> 289.00] Oh, I'm sweating.
152
- [289.00 --> 291.00] At this point, I don't know if she really cares.
153
- [291.00 --> 292.00] Oh!
154
- [292.00 --> 293.00] That was really uncomfortable.
155
- [293.00 --> 298.00] The habit is just- it's kind of like a loose tube- tube dress.
156
  [298.00 --> 302.00] Like it's- you can't even move your legs apart or anything.
157
  [302.00 --> 305.00] They just get stuck on the- because it can't-
158
  [305.00 --> 307.00] I can't imagine how that could possibly be comfortable.
159
- [307.00 --> 311.00] No, it doesn't- well, I'm sure they have higher quality than like costume-
160
- [311.00 --> 312.00] The costume one.
 
161
  [312.00 --> 313.00] Yeah.
162
- [313.00 --> 314.00] The top down the road raid habits.
163
  [314.00 --> 316.00] My Cyrus hair is going away.
164
- [316.00 --> 317.00] Yeah, that's okay.
165
- [317.00 --> 322.00] Your Cyrus body left you a long time ago so no one's too concerned about the hair.
166
- [322.00 --> 323.00] Whoa!
167
- [323.00 --> 324.00] Whoa!
168
- [324.00 --> 327.00] Did you tell people about your bra?
169
- [327.00 --> 328.00] My bra?
170
- [328.00 --> 329.00] Whoa!
171
- [329.00 --> 330.00] Shhh!
172
- [330.00 --> 331.00] What's wrong with you?
173
- [331.00 --> 333.00] It's a secret.
174
- [333.00 --> 336.00] I didn't say anything.
175
- [336.00 --> 341.00] Well, don't miss-
176
- [341.00 --> 345.00] This week's episode of Channel Super Fun, okay?
177
- [345.00 --> 346.00] Let's just say that.
178
- [346.00 --> 349.00] We did like a super vague thing earlier.
179
- [349.00 --> 350.00] Yeah, it's okay.
180
  [350.00 --> 352.00] He had no way of knowing that that was going to be a secret.
181
  [352.00 --> 354.00] You're supposed to know everything.
182
- [355.00 --> 356.00] Is he?
183
- [356.00 --> 357.00] Yes.
184
- [357.00 --> 358.00] Is Nick supposed to know everything?
185
  [358.00 --> 359.00] Nope.
186
  [359.00 --> 360.00] Is that fair?
187
  [360.00 --> 361.00] Is that fair to Nick?
188
  [361.00 --> 362.00] Doesn't matter.
189
  [362.00 --> 363.00] Is that-
190
- [363.00 --> 365.00] Is that fair to-
 
191
  [365.00 --> 367.00] Right when the camera goes off,
192
- [367.00 --> 370.00] Nick, you're supposed to know everything!
193
- [370.00 --> 371.00] I just see it.
194
- [371.00 --> 374.00] People are like, wow, that's a teaser!
195
  [374.00 --> 377.00] And no, I'm not wearing a bra under the nun costume.
196
  [377.00 --> 379.00] Am I allowed to show this much skin on Twitch TV?
197
  [379.00 --> 380.00] I don't know.
198
  [380.00 --> 381.00] Who knows?
199
  [381.00 --> 382.00] Is that like-
200
  [382.00 --> 386.00] Well, you showed Miley Cyrus pictures, so I think we just lost anyway.
201
- [386.00 --> 390.00] Cause like, if you show a picture of her, there's probably too much being shown.
202
- [390.00 --> 391.00] As far as I could tell.
203
- [391.00 --> 393.00] There's like, what is that line even from?
204
- [393.00 --> 395.00] Oh yeah, I pulled the sleeves up.
205
- [395.00 --> 402.00] You know, I gotta wonder, you know, if legit Hollywood celebrities, like someone like Miley,
206
- [402.00 --> 407.00] started streaming on Twitch with their cleavage hanging out, would Twitch pull her down?
207
- [407.00 --> 411.00] Or would there be different rules for Miley Cyrus?
 
208
  [411.00 --> 413.00] Depends how many viewers she brought in.
209
  [413.00 --> 415.00] Yeah, does it depend how many viewers she brought in?
210
- [415.00 --> 416.00] Yeah, I'm sure it does.
211
- [416.00 --> 419.00] Would you watch Miley Cyrus play video games just as a curiosity?
212
- [419.00 --> 420.00] Like, not for a long time.
213
- [420.00 --> 423.00] Like, would you- if you heard, like, Miley is streaming on Twitch.
214
- [423.00 --> 425.00] I'd probably tune in to make sure that someone wasn't lying.
215
  [426.00 --> 427.00] You would be curious.
216
  [427.00 --> 428.00] Yes.
217
  [428.00 --> 429.00] So you would-
218
- [429.00 --> 430.00] I'd be like, bull crap!
219
- [430.00 --> 432.00] And then I'd click on it and be like, oh, she is, and leave.
220
- [432.00 --> 433.00] She is, and leave.
221
  [433.00 --> 435.00] She's so boring after like five minutes because streaming is already boring.
222
- [435.00 --> 437.00] Well, I don't- I don't- yeah, I don't even really watch streams.
223
- [439.00 --> 441.00] What if she was like, really entertaining?
224
- [442.00 --> 444.00] I don't- I don't- I don't know.
225
  [445.00 --> 447.00] I haven't really found anyone that I like watching.
226
- [447.00 --> 448.00] Like, okay.
227
  [448.00 --> 452.00] If she happened to- if I actually liked it, then sure, because I would watch someone if I actually liked it.
228
- [452.00 --> 458.00] So you- you tune into the stream, and she like, 360 no-scopes some dude, like, right as you drop in, okay?
229
- [458.00 --> 460.00] I don't care about that.
230
- [460.00 --> 461.00] Okay, well, whatever.
231
- [461.00 --> 462.00] She does something impressive.
232
  [462.00 --> 463.00] Something impressive.
233
- [463.00 --> 466.00] She does something impressive, and then- okay, okay, okay, here, here.
234
- [466.00 --> 468.00] This is- this is actually- this is an interesting topic.
235
- [468.00 --> 470.00] So, so she's got like legit-
236
- [470.00 --> 471.00] Well, we're talking about me, so-
237
  [471.00 --> 473.00] She's got legit skill, okay?
238
  [473.00 --> 474.00] And-
239
  [474.00 --> 475.00] I'm both people in this conversation.
240
  [475.00 --> 476.00] Thank you.
241
- [476.00 --> 485.00] Um, so she's got legit skill, but- but she's doing the whole like degrading to women and debasing
242
- [485.00 --> 492.00] streaming as- as- as a legitimate form of content thing with like, herself hanging out all over the place.
 
 
243
  [492.00 --> 495.00] Do you support it by leaving your stream tuned into it?
244
- [495.00 --> 496.00] I-
245
- [496.00 --> 504.00] Or do you tune out on the principle of that people shouldn't be just trying to attract attention by how they look on Twitch streams?
246
- [504.00 --> 517.00] If- if there wasn't a- it's small, mind you, but if there wasn't a group of males on Twitch that do the exact same thing, I would probably care more.
247
- [517.00 --> 527.00] Now it's- it's small, but there are dudes on Twitch that get viewers, uh, because of how they dress up and what they wear and what they look like.
 
 
248
  [527.00 --> 528.00] It's a thing.
249
  [528.00 --> 539.00] Um, people don't talk about it because there's a much larger male population that is streaming on Twitch, and most of them aren't doing that.
250
  [539.00 --> 540.00] But it is a thing.
251
  [540.00 --> 543.00] Um, so, yeah.
252
- [543.00 --> 548.00] Yeah, and there is a lot of dudes that take off their shirts on stream and get more people watching because of it.
253
  [548.00 --> 549.00] Yes, but they're not allowed to do that anymore.
254
  [549.00 --> 550.00] And-
255
  [550.00 --> 551.00] Yeah.
256
  [551.00 --> 552.00] And rightly so.
257
  [552.00 --> 557.00] And because of that, there's dudes that have worn more revealing clothes, the exact same strategy that girls did.
258
- [557.00 --> 562.00] So like, this is a both sides argument, so I don't know if that necessarily applies.
259
  [562.00 --> 568.00] It's really weird because you've completely transformed, but you still have really crazy long eyelashes, which is hilarious.
260
- [568.00 --> 573.00] Um, and the- what was the other part? Degrading to women?
261
- [573.00 --> 574.00] They're degrading to anyone.
262
  [574.00 --> 576.00] I would say more like debasing the medium.
263
  [576.00 --> 582.00] Like, taking it from being about game streaming and turning it into being about hanging your boobs or your six pack out there.
264
  [582.00 --> 583.00] Right, again.
265
  [583.00 --> 584.00] Let's say that.
266
- [584.00 --> 586.00] Because I would say it's degrading to men to do it too.
267
- [586.00 --> 587.00] I'm not saying that it's a double-spin.
268
- [587.00 --> 589.00] Yes, all I was trying to say is that it's- there's both sides.
269
- [589.00 --> 592.00] Miley's a woman, so that's specifically what we're talking about.
270
  [592.00 --> 593.00] Sure, yeah.
271
  [593.00 --> 595.00] I- I don't know if I would support that.
272
  [595.00 --> 600.00] I don't also know if I would care, because that's one of the reasons why I'm not really into watching Twitch streams as well,
273
  [600.00 --> 603.00] is I don't care who's- I don't care about your little camera box.
274
  [603.00 --> 605.00] Mmm, so you're just strictly gaming.
275
  [605.00 --> 606.00] Yeah.
276
- [606.00 --> 610.00] If someone's doing really well, or especially if someone's trying to show something, like I like speedrunners.
277
  [610.00 --> 611.00] Yeah.
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- [611.00 --> 614.00] That is Twitch streams that I'll watch when there's like speedrunning competitions and stuff.
279
  [614.00 --> 615.00] Right.
280
- [615.00 --> 616.00] There's like no personality usually.
281
- [616.00 --> 621.00] Yeah, and I don't care, because I'm not like- I- ugh, I don't want to be like a jerk and say that,
282
- [621.00 --> 623.00] but that's not the medium that I'm going to want to digest this through.
283
  [623.00 --> 624.00] Right.
284
- [624.00 --> 627.00] If you make- I've watched some gaming videos on YouTube.
285
- [627.00 --> 629.00] So you want it to be more compiled and-
286
  [629.00 --> 630.00] Yeah.
287
  [630.00 --> 631.00] I'm not-
288
  [631.00 --> 632.00] Tightened up for you.
289
  [632.00 --> 633.00] Yeah, I don't know.
290
- [633.00 --> 636.00] To me, if I'm entertained, I'm not going to tune out on principle alone.
291
  [636.00 --> 640.00] Yes, no, I agree, but I'm probably not going to be entertained.
292
  [640.00 --> 641.00] Yeah.
293
  [641.00 --> 642.00] That's what I'm trying to explain.
294
  [642.00 --> 643.00] I see.
295
  [643.00 --> 644.00] By the way, my eyelashes are always this long.
296
  [644.00 --> 645.00] I'm not wearing extensions.
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- [645.00 --> 646.00] To see-
298
- [646.00 --> 647.00] No, I know, I know.
299
- [647.00 --> 651.00] But like, because they're black from the whatever mascara stuff-
300
- [651.00 --> 652.00] Yeah, I'm wearing mascara.
301
- [652.00 --> 654.00] It makes it stand out a lot more, right?
302
  [654.00 --> 655.00] Yeah.
303
  [655.00 --> 657.00] I actually went pretty light on them.
304
- [657.00 --> 658.00] It's contrasting.
305
- [658.00 --> 663.00] My sister did make up on me when I was like 12.
306
- [663.00 --> 665.00] Like, I lost a bet or something.
 
307
  [665.00 --> 666.00] Sure, yeah.
308
- [666.00 --> 667.00] Like, it's one of those things.
309
- [667.00 --> 668.00] I have an older sister.
310
- [668.00 --> 671.00] I probably- if you have an older sister, you know what?
311
- [671.00 --> 672.00] We're going to straw pull this.
312
  [672.00 --> 673.00] Yeah.
313
  [673.00 --> 674.00] Okay.
314
- [674.00 --> 675.00] I don't, but like, it makes sense.
315
  [675.00 --> 676.00] Who cares?
316
- [676.00 --> 680.00] At some point or another, it's very likely if you have an older sister that you ended up
317
  [680.00 --> 682.00] being a makeup dummy at some point.
318
- [682.00 --> 685.00] So if you have an older sister-
319
- [685.00 --> 686.00] Luke, did you lose a bet?
320
- [686.00 --> 688.00] Did you get made up at some point?
321
- [688.00 --> 689.00] No.
322
- [689.00 --> 690.00] I never have.
323
- [690.00 --> 691.00] Richard.
324
- [691.00 --> 696.00] Let's go yes, no, and then, okay.
325
- [696.00 --> 697.00] I want to hear from you guys.
326
- [697.00 --> 698.00] But, yeah.
327
- [698.00 --> 704.00] She would always tell me that- and like, she did me up with like really heavy eye makeup
328
- [704.00 --> 705.00] once.
329
- [705.00 --> 712.00] And it's like, if someone showed me those smoldering eyes, I'd be like-
330
  [712.00 --> 713.00] You're trying to do so.
331
- [713.00 --> 715.00] And like, not the rest of the- it was weird.
332
  [715.00 --> 717.00] It was actually kind of weird.
333
- [717.00 --> 721.00] Like, the eyes popped and I was like, nope, no.
334
- [721.00 --> 724.00] Nope, nope, nope, I'm out.
335
- [724.00 --> 725.00] That's it.
336
- [725.00 --> 726.00] Nope, done.
337
- [726.00 --> 727.00] This goes-
338
- [727.00 --> 728.00] You noped the hell out of there?
339
- [728.00 --> 733.00] This goes way beyond like, you know, outside of your sexual preference.
340
- [733.00 --> 736.00] This goes way beyond like incest.
341
- [736.00 --> 737.00] It's yourself.
 
 
 
342
  [737.00 --> 739.00] Isn't there something called- there's a name for that.
343
- [739.00 --> 741.00] There's probably a name for anything.
344
- [741.00 --> 742.00] Ah, yes.
345
- [742.00 --> 745.00] Where he looked in the reflection on the water and fell in love with himself.
346
- [745.00 --> 746.00] Yeah.
347
- [746.00 --> 747.00] And like, his whole life just fell apart.
348
  [747.00 --> 748.00] Yeah.
349
- [748.00 --> 753.00] Alright, so the vast majority of you are saying shortcake.
350
- [753.00 --> 754.00] I saw this on the side.
351
- [754.00 --> 755.00] This is new.
352
- [755.00 --> 756.00] No, I don't think so.
353
- [756.00 --> 757.00] Really?
354
- [757.00 --> 758.00] Yeah.
355
- [758.00 --> 760.00] I've literally never noticed that before.
356
- [760.00 --> 762.00] Yeah, Luke likes the pie chart.
357
- [762.00 --> 763.00] Yeah, it's kind of cool.
358
- [763.00 --> 768.00] But it looks like we've got about a 50-50 split between the people who legitimately answered
359
  [768.00 --> 769.00] and people saying yes or no.
360
- [769.00 --> 770.00] So it looks like older sisters-
361
- [770.00 --> 774.00] We've also seen our straw polls are maybe not the most accurate thing ever.
362
- [774.00 --> 775.00] You're not the most representative of-
363
- [775.00 --> 776.00] You're not the most representative of-
364
- [776.00 --> 780.00] People vote for like, what's fun instead of what actually happened.
365
  [780.00 --> 786.00] Well, we'll let you guys know if we ever really need to know what you think, but in general-
366
  [786.00 --> 787.00] I want to jump on this real quick.
367
  [787.00 --> 789.00] I've never seen a banner ad for Bellagio.
368
  [789.00 --> 791.00] It's literally just bread.
369
  [791.00 --> 792.00] What's Bellagio?
370
- [792.00 --> 793.00] It's literally just bread.
371
- [793.00 --> 795.00] Oh, mine's for the Cosmopolitan.
372
- [795.00 --> 796.00] I must know I'm going to Vegas.
373
- [796.00 --> 797.00] Yeah, really.
374
- [797.00 --> 798.00] Anyways-
375
- [798.00 --> 801.00] A little late, booked my hotel already, but good try.
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  [801.00 --> 802.00] Note about Bellagio bread.
377
  [802.00 --> 804.00] It is made where literally everything else is made.
378
  [804.00 --> 808.00] The difference is they shoot a line of water down the middle and then they sprinkle flour on top.
379
  [808.00 --> 809.00] He worked at a bread factory.
380
  [809.00 --> 810.00] There's no other difference.
381
  [810.00 --> 811.00] I used to make it.
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- [811.00 --> 812.00] Legit worked at a bread factory.
383
- [812.00 --> 813.00] I used to make it.
384
- [813.00 --> 814.00] Yep.
385
- [814.00 --> 815.00] It is not special.
386
- [815.00 --> 821.00] Goes to show you, if you work at a bread factory, maybe things aren't so dismal for you in the future.
 
387
  [821.00 --> 823.00] Maybe you could work for Linus Media Group someday.
388
  [823.00 --> 825.00] That was what stood out to me about his resume.
389
  [825.00 --> 826.00] Bread factory.
390
- [826.00 --> 827.00] The bread factory.
391
- [827.00 --> 830.00] Oh my god.
392
- [830.00 --> 832.00] My favourite job title there was Bun Packer.
393
- [832.00 --> 834.00] Oh my god.
394
- [834.00 --> 836.00] That's where everyone starts.
395
  [836.00 --> 837.00] You start as a Bun Packer.
396
  [837.00 --> 838.00] I'm not kidding.
397
  [838.00 --> 840.00] That is 100% the official title.
398
- [840.00 --> 844.00] It is on your like, you get paid as a Bun Packer.
399
- [844.00 --> 846.00] Your official title is Bun Packer.
400
- [846.00 --> 850.00] What you do is you pick up, this is, I'm talking about automation jobs.
401
- [850.00 --> 855.00] You pick up bags of bread from one side and you pack them into a tray.
402
- [855.00 --> 862.00] So you do this for four hours and then you get your break and then you do this for four hours.
403
- [862.00 --> 864.00] You don't think that can't be automated.
404
- [864.00 --> 865.00] You've got something wrong.
 
405
  [865.00 --> 868.00] So once after that I moved on I was no longer a Bun Packer.
406
  [868.00 --> 870.00] But yeah, that's where everybody starts.
407
  [870.00 --> 874.00] And the entire Twitch chat is exploding.
408
- [874.00 --> 877.00] Because I don't know if you've even seen that episode of South Park.
409
  [877.00 --> 878.00] Yes.
410
  [878.00 --> 879.00] Okay.
411
- [879.00 --> 883.00] The second you start working there, everyone that's worked there for a while is like,
412
  [883.00 --> 884.00] Have you seen the South Park episode?
413
  [884.00 --> 885.00] Yes.
414
- [885.00 --> 886.00] Where they talk about like...
415
  [886.00 --> 887.00] Why would they call it that?
416
- [887.00 --> 891.00] Why don't they just change it to Bun Packaging Technician?
417
- [891.00 --> 892.00] Or something.
418
- [892.00 --> 893.00] That doesn't necessarily sound better.
419
  [893.00 --> 895.00] No, it really doesn't, does it?
420
  [895.00 --> 899.00] You can't make buns and packing not sound ridiculous.
421
- [899.00 --> 900.00] Bun Transportation Technician.
422
- [900.00 --> 903.00] Bun Pre-distribution Manager.
 
423
  [903.00 --> 904.00] Manager.
424
  [904.00 --> 905.00] Manager.
425
  [905.00 --> 907.00] Okay, now we're overdoing it.
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436
  [924.00 --> 925.00] Bun Packer.
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  [925.00 --> 926.00] Hashtag Bun Packer.
438
  [926.00 --> 931.00] Just have like an empty tray with like the dotted out lines around it and then bags of buns.
439
- [931.00 --> 933.00] So they go in there.
440
  [933.00 --> 934.00] Bun Packer.
441
  [934.00 --> 935.00] Bun Packer.
442
  [936.00 --> 937.00] Alright.
443
  [937.00 --> 938.00] So...
444
  [938.00 --> 939.00] Right, yes.
445
- [939.00 --> 941.00] Anyone tuning into the stream...
446
  [944.00 --> 949.00] Not only are we only in partial makeup now, I'm still a little bit Miley Cyrus.
447
  [949.00 --> 950.00] Yeah.
448
- [950.00 --> 952.00] I think we're done here.
 
449
  [952.00 --> 955.00] Can someone get a screenshot of right when I had taken my wig off?
450
  [955.00 --> 956.00] Probably.
451
- [956.00 --> 957.00] Definitely where it was the best.
452
  [957.00 --> 958.00] Yeah, it'll be on the Twitch archive.
453
- [958.00 --> 960.00] We don't upload the after party, but it'll be on the Twitch archive.
454
- [960.00 --> 961.00] I'm sure.
455
- [961.00 --> 962.00] Cause we'll put that in the memes thread on the forum.
456
  [962.00 --> 965.00] Maybe Jacksack will do a Luke Miley drawing.
457
  [965.00 --> 968.00] I was expecting Jacksack might do one of both of us.
458
  [968.00 --> 969.00] I'm sure he will.
459
  [969.00 --> 970.00] Good old Jacksack.
460
  [970.00 --> 971.00] I was...
461
- [971.00 --> 973.00] Yeah, I didn't see it posted.
462
- [973.00 --> 974.00] Obviously I wasn't watching it.
463
- [974.00 --> 975.00] Big...
464
- [975.00 --> 977.00] Big bra says, dude I'm so high I'm confused.
465
- [977.00 --> 984.00] I was talking to someone about Interstellar and they were like, imagine someone watched Interstellar
466
- [984.00 --> 985.00] while high on something.
467
  [985.00 --> 987.00] And I was like, seriously?
468
  [987.00 --> 989.00] Imagine how many people just left the theater.
469
- [989.00 --> 991.00] Because it's like it's already just screws with your head.
470
- [991.00 --> 992.00] Right.
471
  [992.00 --> 996.00] And if you are messed in some way, that's gotta just be the most ridiculous...
472
  [996.00 --> 997.00] I haven't seen it.
473
  [997.00 --> 998.00] How was it?
474
  [998.00 --> 999.00] I liked it.
475
- [999.00 --> 1003.00] The way I talked to Taryn about this, because I talked to Taryn about space things, is when
476
- [1003.00 --> 1009.00] you go and watch it, you have to be ready to switch on and off throughout the movie.
477
  [1009.00 --> 1011.00] It's not a movie where you go and you turn your brain off.
478
- [1011.00 --> 1012.00] Right.
479
- [1012.00 --> 1014.00] It's not a movie where you go and you make sure you're paying attention with your brain
480
  [1014.00 --> 1015.00] on all the time.
481
  [1015.00 --> 1016.00] See that bugs me.
482
- [1016.00 --> 1017.00] It does.
483
  [1017.00 --> 1018.00] A lot.
484
- [1018.00 --> 1019.00] But it's doable.
485
- [1019.00 --> 1020.00] Yeah.
486
- [1020.00 --> 1021.00] And it's pretty discerning.
487
- [1021.00 --> 1023.00] Like you can tell, okay that is obviously over sensationalized.
488
  [1023.00 --> 1026.00] And then the next part you can tell like, okay that was probably supposed to be digested.
489
- [1026.00 --> 1033.00] Because for me, it's all about maintaining the rules of your, of your, of like maintaining
490
  [1033.00 --> 1037.00] the believability within the confines of the universe you've created.
491
  [1037.00 --> 1038.00] They do okay with that.
492
- [1038.00 --> 1043.00] The problem is that they're, they're, one of the locations is the earth and a lot of
493
- [1043.00 --> 1044.00] times when you do that...
494
- [1044.00 --> 1045.00] You should be really careful with spoilers.
495
- [1045.00 --> 1046.00] I am...
496
- [1046.00 --> 1047.00] Okay, yeah.
497
- [1047.00 --> 1048.00] Guys don't worry, no spoilers.
498
- [1048.00 --> 1049.00] It's, it's interstellar.
499
- [1049.00 --> 1051.00] Obviously there's more locations than just the earth.
500
- [1051.00 --> 1054.00] One of the, obviously one of the main locations is the earth.
501
- [1054.00 --> 1057.00] Whenever you do that, you're relating to real world physics and stuff, right?
502
- [1057.00 --> 1058.00] Right.
503
- [1058.00 --> 1064.00] So they, they do break out of the idea that it's probably not necessarily 100% all the
504
- [1064.00 --> 1065.00] physics that we have now.
505
- [1065.00 --> 1069.00] But, one thing to keep in mind is that people like Neil deGrasse Tyson have come out and
506
- [1069.00 --> 1072.00] said the science on it is like an 8 or 9 out of 10.
 
507
  [1072.00 --> 1073.00] Right.
508
- [1073.00 --> 1075.00] The problems with it is the oversensation.
509
- [1075.00 --> 1080.00] Because they'll, they'll take something and take it too far to make it more exciting.
510
  [1080.00 --> 1084.00] Like if something would have happened, it will happen, but then it'll be glamorized.
511
- [1084.00 --> 1086.00] Like it'll be more drastic.
512
  [1086.00 --> 1087.00] Right.
513
- [1087.00 --> 1088.00] More aggressive.
514
- [1088.00 --> 1089.00] Hollywood.
515
- [1089.00 --> 1090.00] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
516
- [1090.00 --> 1095.00] But the ideas of everything that could possibly happen is probably right, at least to a certain
517
- [1095.00 --> 1096.00] degree.
518
- [1096.00 --> 1098.00] They just made it more visibly appealing.
519
- [1098.00 --> 1101.00] It's kind of like when it, when the movie says based on a true story.
520
- [1101.00 --> 1103.00] Actually, someone, someone brought up Apollo 13.
521
- [1103.00 --> 1109.00] Like why Apollo 13 was such a great movie was because it was, it kind of stuck to, stuck
522
- [1109.00 --> 1111.00] to what actually happened.
523
- [1111.00 --> 1114.00] And that's, okay, maybe that's a bad example of based on a true story.
524
- [1114.00 --> 1119.00] Because to my understanding, they actually did a really good job of, of, of keeping things,
525
- [1119.00 --> 1121.00] uh, uh, pretty true to, to the actual events.
526
- [1121.00 --> 1124.00] So what, what, what else would I compare it to?
527
- [1124.00 --> 1126.00] Any, okay.
528
- [1126.00 --> 1132.00] Any sports, any sports movie ever where it's very dramatized and sort of the, the struggle
529
  [1132.00 --> 1135.00] that the person goes through and they did would have gone through a struggle, but it's
530
- [1135.00 --> 1139.00] going to be designed and, and it's going to be more intense, cut up to, to jerk it your,
531
- [1139.00 --> 1142.00] your heartstrings, pull your heartstrings and jerk it your tears.
532
- [1142.00 --> 1144.00] Um, like they'll, they'll take scenarios.
533
- [1144.00 --> 1147.00] Like I'm, I'm going to do this without spoilers, but it's going to be fairly difficult.
534
- [1147.00 --> 1150.00] They'll take a scenario where, yes, Tom Hanks is amazing.
535
- [1150.00 --> 1151.00] Sorry, carry on.
536
- [1151.00 --> 1154.00] Like there is some impending doom of some sort.
537
  [1154.00 --> 1156.00] I'm trying to be as vague as possible.
538
  [1156.00 --> 1164.00] Um, and instead of it being like probably somewhat mild and to a certain degree avoidable,
539
  [1164.00 --> 1169.00] they'll make it so that it's very aggressive and not avoidable.
540
- [1169.00 --> 1171.00] That's basically all I'm going to go to.
 
541
  [1171.00 --> 1174.00] So like it, it would have happened regardless.
542
  [1174.00 --> 1175.00] Right.
543
- [1175.00 --> 1179.00] They're just changing slight properties about it, but they're not changing the fact that it happened.
544
- [1179.00 --> 1180.00] If they're not changing.
545
- [1180.00 --> 1183.00] They're changing outcomes more than the circumstances.
546
- [1183.00 --> 1187.00] The, yeah, because things are more drastic than they should be.
547
- [1187.00 --> 1188.00] I've got.
548
- [1188.00 --> 1189.00] It's like, it's like you catalyzed everything.
549
  [1189.00 --> 1190.00] Right.
550
  [1190.00 --> 1192.00] I've got people asking why I'm wearing the Shurs.
551
  [1192.00 --> 1194.00] I forgot my Sennheisers at home.
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556
  [1202.00 --> 1203.00] Um, but yeah, no, I don't have them today.
557
  [1203.00 --> 1204.00] So I needed something to wear.
558
  [1204.00 --> 1205.00] These are quite comfortable.
559
- [1205.00 --> 1208.00] That's what I really like about the SE 215s.
560
- [1208.00 --> 1209.00] The comfort is outstanding.
561
- [1209.00 --> 1211.00] The connectors are kind of pretty good.
562
- [1211.00 --> 1212.00] Oh my God.
563
- [1212.00 --> 1214.00] I've heard they used to be better.
564
  [1214.00 --> 1215.00] Wow.
565
  [1215.00 --> 1216.00] That's awful.
566
- [1216.00 --> 1219.00] Are you going to send that to me so that I can share it?
 
567
  [1219.00 --> 1220.00] Oh man.
568
- [1220.00 --> 1222.00] Send it on, uh, here?
 
569
  [1222.00 --> 1223.00] Yeah.
570
  [1223.00 --> 1224.00] Yeah.
571
- [1224.00 --> 1225.00] I got this.
572
- [1225.00 --> 1229.00] Someone just said Luke, check this out in the chat and usually I don't click on those,
573
- [1229.00 --> 1231.00] but I thought it might've been the screenshot.
574
- [1231.00 --> 1232.00] Yeah.
575
- [1232.00 --> 1234.00] It's not the screenshot, but it's still pretty good.
576
  [1234.00 --> 1235.00] Yeah.
577
- [1239.00 --> 1241.00] I don't even know what to say.
578
- [1241.00 --> 1242.00] Why do we even do this show?
579
- [1246.00 --> 1248.00] Some days I really wonder.
580
- [1248.00 --> 1250.00] That was epic.
581
- [1250.00 --> 1251.00] All right.
582
- [1251.00 --> 1255.00] Well, we'll see you guys next week.
 
583
  [1255.00 --> 1256.00] Thanks for tuning in.
584
- [1256.00 --> 1257.00] Thanks for tuning in.
 
60
  [92.00 --> 96.00] No, I thought she was gonna give me heck for something.
61
  [96.00 --> 97.00] Cause half the- you know-
62
  [97.00 --> 100.00] Me too, but like, knowing her, she probably agreed with pretty much everything that we said.
63
+ [100.00 --> 103.00] It's like a conditioning thing, though.
64
+ [103.00 --> 104.00] Ha ha ha.
65
+ [104.00 --> 108.00] If one-tenth of the time your mom calls, I'm gonna get burned.
66
+ [108.00 --> 109.00] Ha ha ha!
67
+ [109.00 --> 112.00] Then I'm gonna be afraid of the burn every time she calls.
68
  [112.00 --> 113.00] Yeah.
69
  [113.00 --> 115.00] Cause she hasn't burned you that often.
70
  [115.00 --> 117.00] No, she hasn't burned me that often.
71
  [117.00 --> 119.00] I think it was like just the first call, really.
72
  [119.00 --> 124.00] No, she's burned me a couple times, cause she, uh, every time you leave the country,
73
  [124.00 --> 126.00] I can expect a call from her burning me.
74
+ [126.00 --> 128.00] She hasn't- she never got you for the Europe one.
75
  [128.00 --> 130.00] Yeah, she did.
76
  [130.00 --> 131.00] Really?
77
+ [131.00 --> 132.00] Yeah.
78
  [132.00 --> 134.00] She said something like, if he returns in bad shape-
79
  [134.00 --> 135.00] Yeah!
80
  [135.00 --> 136.00] But she didn't call you after.
 
101
  [169.00 --> 171.00] I'm basically Miley Cyrus.
102
  [171.00 --> 173.00] You're basically Miley Cyrus.
103
  [173.00 --> 174.00] Okay, so there you go.
104
+ [174.00 --> 177.00] We have our results from our poll here.
105
+ [177.00 --> 189.00] So, 58% of voters have their parents under mom and dad, and 28% have them under their first names, with a 14% coming in as a- with a potato as their answer.
106
+ [189.00 --> 192.00] So, thank you- thank you to the potato voters.
107
+ [192.00 --> 197.00] So, Luke's got- Luke's got all these pictures of Miley loaded up here.
108
+ [197.00 --> 203.00] It is amazing how different the photoshopped pictures look compared to- Yeah.
 
 
109
  [203.00 --> 205.00] What she actually looks like.
110
  [205.00 --> 206.00] Yeah.
111
  [206.00 --> 210.00] The whole, like, glam- glam doll Hollywood thing.
112
  [210.00 --> 213.00] Wow, she wears some pretty out there outfits.
113
+ [213.00 --> 219.00] I don't really follow Miley Cyrus, so I'm- I'm like- I'm- I'm having my Miley shock.
114
  [219.00 --> 220.00] There it is!
115
+ [220.00 --> 221.00] I kind of did it again.
116
  [221.00 --> 222.00] Wow.
117
  [222.00 --> 225.00] I just needed, like, a wrecking ball.
118
  [225.00 --> 228.00] And you need your tongue, like- or, like, all over the place.
119
+ [228.00 --> 229.00] I don't know how to do it.
120
+ [229.00 --> 234.00] How- doesn't she- I don't know, she opens her mouth and picks out her tongue a lot.
121
  [234.00 --> 235.00] Wow.
122
  [235.00 --> 236.00] Just wow.
123
  [236.00 --> 238.00] Lipstick tastes really gross.
124
  [238.00 --> 240.00] I don't know how anyone deals with this.
125
  [240.00 --> 242.00] Like, I like the taste of food.
126
  [242.00 --> 244.00] Why would you ever do that to yourself?
127
+ [244.00 --> 245.00] Ugh.
128
  [245.00 --> 247.00] Alright, I gotta kick this habit.
129
+ [247.00 --> 251.00] Oh, you wanted to say that the whole time.
130
+ [251.00 --> 253.00] You waited so long.
 
131
  [253.00 --> 254.00] Oh, man.
132
+ [254.00 --> 255.00] Ugh.
133
+ [255.00 --> 258.00] Okay, I gotta take off my belt here.
134
+ [258.00 --> 262.00] That's why the nuns have the belt.
135
  [262.00 --> 264.00] So that they have the- the whip.
136
  [264.00 --> 265.00] Oh, wow.
137
  [265.00 --> 266.00] Okay.
138
  [266.00 --> 267.00] Okay.
139
  [267.00 --> 268.00] Okay.
140
  [268.00 --> 269.00] Okay.
141
+ [269.00 --> 271.00] I'm gonna take off the-
142
+ [271.00 --> 276.00] I- I- I- I- I- I almost had something come over me and I almost started apologizing to my father for making twerking videos when he's done.
143
+ [276.00 --> 277.00] He started trying to whip me.
144
+ [277.00 --> 278.00] Did she apologize?
145
+ [278.00 --> 279.00] I don't know.
146
+ [279.00 --> 280.00] I don't think so.
147
+ [280.00 --> 283.00] Didn't she like get dispossessed or emancipated or whatever the thing is for that?
148
+ [283.00 --> 284.00] I don't think so.
149
+ [284.00 --> 285.00] Oh, I'm sweating.
150
+ [285.00 --> 286.00] At this point, I don't know if she really cares.
151
+ [286.00 --> 287.00] Ugh.
152
+ [287.00 --> 288.00] That was really uncomfortable.
153
+ [288.00 --> 298.00] The habit is just- it's kind of like a loose tube- tube dress.
 
154
  [298.00 --> 302.00] Like it's- you can't even move your legs apart or anything.
155
  [302.00 --> 305.00] They just get stuck on the- because it can't-
156
  [305.00 --> 307.00] I can't imagine how that could possibly be comfortable.
157
+ [307.00 --> 310.00] No, it doesn't- well, I'm sure they have higher quality than like costume-
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+ [310.00 --> 311.00] The costume one.
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+ [311.00 --> 312.00] Shop down the road.
160
  [312.00 --> 313.00] Yeah.
161
+ [313.00 --> 314.00] Raid habits.
162
  [314.00 --> 316.00] My Cyrus hair is going away.
163
+ [316.00 --> 318.00] Yeah, that's okay.
164
+ [318.00 --> 322.00] Your Cyrus body left you a long time ago so no one's too concerned about the hair.
165
+ [322.00 --> 323.00] Whoa.
166
+ [323.00 --> 324.00] Whoa.
167
+ [324.00 --> 326.00] Did you tell people about your bra?
168
+ [326.00 --> 327.00] My bra?
169
+ [327.00 --> 328.00] Whoa.
170
+ [328.00 --> 329.00] Shhh.
171
+ [329.00 --> 331.00] What's wrong with you?
172
+ [331.00 --> 332.00] It's a secret.
173
+ [332.00 --> 335.00] I didn't say anything.
174
+ [335.00 --> 344.00] Well, don't miss this week's episode of Channel Super Fun, okay?
175
+ [344.00 --> 345.00] Let's just say that.
176
+ [345.00 --> 349.00] We did like a super vague thing earlier.
177
+ [349.00 --> 350.00] Yeah, that's okay.
 
178
  [350.00 --> 352.00] He had no way of knowing that that was going to be a secret.
179
  [352.00 --> 354.00] You're supposed to know everything.
180
+ [354.00 --> 355.00] Is he?
181
+ [355.00 --> 356.00] Yes.
182
+ [356.00 --> 358.00] Is Nick supposed to know everything?
183
  [358.00 --> 359.00] Nope.
184
  [359.00 --> 360.00] Is that fair?
185
  [360.00 --> 361.00] Is that fair to Nick?
186
  [361.00 --> 362.00] Doesn't matter.
187
  [362.00 --> 363.00] Is that-
188
+ [363.00 --> 364.00] Because mine is trying to be all like-
189
+ [364.00 --> 365.00] Is that fair to-
190
  [365.00 --> 367.00] Right when the camera goes off,
191
+ [367.00 --> 369.00] Nick you're supposed to know everything!
192
+ [371.00 --> 374.00] People are like, wow, that's a teaser.
 
193
  [374.00 --> 377.00] And no, I'm not wearing a bra under the nun costume.
194
  [377.00 --> 379.00] Am I allowed to show this much skin on Twitch TV?
195
  [379.00 --> 380.00] I don't know.
196
  [380.00 --> 381.00] Who knows?
197
  [381.00 --> 382.00] Is that like-
198
  [382.00 --> 386.00] Well, you showed Miley Cyrus pictures, so I think we just lost anyway.
199
+ [386.00 --> 390.00] Because like, if you show a picture of her, there's probably too much being shown.
200
+ [391.00 --> 392.00] As far as I can tell.
201
+ [392.00 --> 393.00] There's like-
202
+ [393.00 --> 394.00] What is that line even from?
203
+ [394.00 --> 395.00] Oh yeah, I pulled the sleeves up.
204
+ [395.00 --> 397.00] You know, I gotta wonder.
205
+ [397.00 --> 408.00] You know, if legit Hollywood celebrities, like someone like Miley started streaming on Twitch with their cleavage hanging out, would Twitch pull her down?
206
+ [408.00 --> 411.00] Or would there be different rules for Miley Cyrus?
207
  [411.00 --> 413.00] Depends how many viewers she brought in.
208
  [413.00 --> 415.00] Yeah, does it depend how many viewers she brought in?
209
+ [415.00 --> 416.00] Yeah, sure it does.
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+ [416.00 --> 420.00] Would you watch Miley Cyrus play video games just as a curiosity? Like not for a long time. Like would you-
211
+ [420.00 --> 421.00] Oh yeah.
212
+ [421.00 --> 423.00] If you heard, like Miley is streaming on Twitch.
213
+ [423.00 --> 426.00] I'd probably tune in to make sure that someone wasn't lying.
214
  [426.00 --> 427.00] You would be curious.
215
  [427.00 --> 428.00] Yes.
216
  [428.00 --> 429.00] So you would-
217
+ [429.00 --> 432.00] I'd be like, bull crap. And then I'd click on it and be like, oh she is.
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+ [432.00 --> 433.00] She is, at least.
 
219
  [433.00 --> 435.00] She's so boring after like five minutes because streaming is already boring.
220
+ [435.00 --> 437.00] Well I don't- I don't- yeah, I don't even really watch streams.
221
+ [439.00 --> 441.00] What if she was like really entertaining?
222
+ [442.00 --> 445.00] I don't- I don't- I don't know.
223
  [445.00 --> 447.00] I haven't really found anyone that I like watching.
224
+ [447.00 --> 448.00] Like okay-
225
  [448.00 --> 452.00] If she happened to- if I actually liked it, then sure, because I would watch someone if I actually liked it.
226
+ [452.00 --> 459.00] So you- you tune into the stream and she like 360 no-scopes some dude like right as you drop in, okay?
227
+ [459.00 --> 460.00] I don't care about that.
228
+ [460.00 --> 462.00] Okay, well whatever. She does something impressive.
 
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  [462.00 --> 463.00] Something impressive.
230
+ [463.00 --> 464.00] She does something impressive.
231
+ [464.00 --> 468.00] And then- okay, okay, okay, here, here. This is- this is actually- this is an interesting topic.
232
+ [468.00 --> 470.00] So- so she's got like legit-
233
+ [470.00 --> 471.00] Well we're talking about me, so-
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  [471.00 --> 473.00] She's got legit skill, okay?
235
  [473.00 --> 474.00] And-
236
  [474.00 --> 475.00] I'm both people in this conversation.
237
  [475.00 --> 476.00] Thank you.
238
+ [476.00 --> 489.00] Um, so she's got legit skill, but- but she's doing the whole like degrading to women and debasing streaming as- as- as a legitimate form of content thing
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+ [489.00 --> 490.00] with like-
240
+ [490.00 --> 491.00] She's a drunk.
241
+ [491.00 --> 492.00] She's like-
242
  [492.00 --> 495.00] Do you support it by leaving your stream tuned into it?
243
+ [495.00 --> 497.00] I- I-
244
+ [497.00 --> 498.00] I-
245
+ [498.00 --> 504.00] Or do you tune out on the principle of that people shouldn't be just trying to attract attention by how they look on Twitch streams?
246
+ [504.00 --> 505.00] I-
247
+ [505.00 --> 518.00] If- if there wasn't a- it's small, mind you, but if there wasn't a group of males on Twitch that do the exact same thing, I would probably care more.
248
+ [518.00 --> 527.00] Now it's- it's small, but there are dudes on Twitch that get viewers, uh, because of how they dress up and what they wear and what they look like.
249
  [527.00 --> 528.00] It's a thing.
250
  [528.00 --> 539.00] Um, people don't talk about it because there's a much larger male population that is streaming on Twitch, and most of them aren't doing that.
251
  [539.00 --> 540.00] But it is a thing.
252
  [540.00 --> 543.00] Um, so, yeah.
253
+ [543.00 --> 548.00] And there is a lot of dudes that take off their shirts on stream and get more people watching because of it.
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  [548.00 --> 549.00] Yes, but they're not allowed to do that anymore.
255
  [549.00 --> 550.00] And-
256
  [550.00 --> 551.00] Yeah.
257
  [551.00 --> 552.00] And rightly so.
258
  [552.00 --> 557.00] And because of that, there's dudes that have worn more revealing clothes, the exact same strategy that girls did.
259
+ [557.00 --> 562.00] So, like, this is a both sides argument, so I don't know if that necessarily applies.
260
  [562.00 --> 568.00] It's really weird because you've completely transformed, but you still have really crazy long eyelashes, which is hilarious.
261
+ [568.00 --> 572.00] Um, and the- what was the other part? Degrading to women?
262
+ [572.00 --> 574.00] They're degrading to anyone.
263
  [574.00 --> 576.00] I would say more like debasing the medium.
264
  [576.00 --> 582.00] Like, taking it from being about game streaming and turning it into being about hanging your boobs or your six pack out there.
265
  [582.00 --> 583.00] Right, again.
266
  [583.00 --> 584.00] Let's say that.
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+ [584.00 --> 587.00] Because I would say it's degrading to men to do it, too. I'm not saying that it's a double-
268
+ [587.00 --> 590.00] Yes, all I was trying to say is that it's- there's both sides.
269
+ [590.00 --> 592.00] Miley's a woman, so that's specifically what we're talking about.
 
270
  [592.00 --> 593.00] Sure, yeah.
271
  [593.00 --> 595.00] I- I don't know if I would support that.
272
  [595.00 --> 600.00] I don't also know if I would care, because that's one of the reasons why I'm not really into watching Twitch streams as well,
273
  [600.00 --> 603.00] is I don't care who's- I don't care about your little camera box.
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  [603.00 --> 605.00] Mmm, so you're just strictly gaming.
275
  [605.00 --> 606.00] Yeah.
276
+ [606.00 --> 610.00] If someone's doing really well, or especially if someone's trying to show something, like, I like speedrunners.
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  [610.00 --> 611.00] Yeah.
278
+ [611.00 --> 614.00] That is Twitch streams that I'll watch when there's, like, speedrunning competitions and stuff.
279
  [614.00 --> 615.00] Right.
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+ [615.00 --> 616.00] And there's, like, no personality, usually.
281
+ [616.00 --> 623.00] Yeah, and I don't care, because I'm not, like, I- ugh, I don't want to be, like, a jerk and say that, but that's not the medium that I'm gonna want to digest this through.
 
282
  [623.00 --> 624.00] Right.
283
+ [624.00 --> 626.00] If you make- I've watched some gaming videos on YouTube.
284
+ [626.00 --> 629.00] So you want it to be more compiled and-
285
  [629.00 --> 630.00] Yeah.
286
  [630.00 --> 631.00] I'm not-
287
  [631.00 --> 632.00] Tightened up for you.
288
  [632.00 --> 633.00] Yeah, I don't know.
289
+ [633.00 --> 636.00] To me, if I'm entertained, I'm not gonna tune out on principle alone.
290
  [636.00 --> 640.00] Yes, no, I agree, but I'm probably not going to be entertained.
291
  [640.00 --> 641.00] Yeah.
292
  [641.00 --> 642.00] That's what I'm trying to explain.
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  [642.00 --> 643.00] I see.
294
  [643.00 --> 644.00] By the way, my eyelashes are always this long.
295
  [644.00 --> 645.00] I'm not wearing extensions.
296
+ [645.00 --> 650.00] No, I know, I know, but, like, because they're black from the- whatever mascara stuff-
297
+ [650.00 --> 651.00] Yeah, I'm wearing mascara.
298
+ [651.00 --> 654.00] It makes it stand out a lot more, right?
 
 
299
  [654.00 --> 655.00] Yeah.
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  [655.00 --> 657.00] I actually went pretty light on them.
301
+ [657.00 --> 658.00] But it's contrasting.
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+ [658.00 --> 663.00] My sister did up- did makeup on me when I was, like, 12.
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+ [663.00 --> 664.00] Like, I lost a bet or something.
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+ [664.00 --> 665.00] Like, it's one of those things.
305
  [665.00 --> 666.00] Sure, yeah.
306
+ [666.00 --> 667.00] I have an older sister.
307
+ [667.00 --> 671.00] I probably- if you have an older sister, you know what?
308
+ [671.00 --> 672.00] We're gonna straw-pull this.
 
309
  [672.00 --> 673.00] Yeah.
310
  [673.00 --> 674.00] Okay.
311
+ [674.00 --> 675.00] I don't, but, like, it makes sense.
312
  [675.00 --> 676.00] Who cares?
313
+ [676.00 --> 680.00] At some point or another, it's very likely, if you have an older sister, that you ended up
314
  [680.00 --> 682.00] being a makeup dummy at some point.
315
+ [682.00 --> 685.00] Uh, so if you have an older sister-
316
+ [685.00 --> 687.00] Luke, did you lose a bet?
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+ [687.00 --> 688.00] Did you get made up at some point?
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+ [688.00 --> 689.00] Nope.
319
+ [689.00 --> 690.00] I never had.
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+ [690.00 --> 691.00] Oh, it's a pretty good-
321
+ [691.00 --> 696.00] Let's go yes, no, and then, um, okay.
322
+ [696.00 --> 698.00] So I wanna hear from you guys.
323
+ [698.00 --> 702.00] But, uh, but, but yeah, she would always tell me that- and, like, she- she- she did me
324
+ [702.00 --> 708.00] up with, like, really heavy eye makeup once, and it's like, if someone- if someone showed
325
+ [708.00 --> 712.00] me those- those smoldering eyes, I'd be like-
 
326
  [712.00 --> 713.00] You're trying to do so.
327
+ [713.00 --> 715.00] And, like, not the rest of the- it was weird.
328
  [715.00 --> 717.00] It was actually kind of weird.
329
+ [717.00 --> 721.00] Like- like, the eyes popped, and I was like, nope, no.
330
+ [721.00 --> 722.00] Nope.
331
+ [722.00 --> 723.00] Nope.
332
+ [723.00 --> 724.00] Nope.
333
+ [724.00 --> 725.00] Nope.
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+ [725.00 --> 726.00] Nope.
335
+ [726.00 --> 727.00] Nope.
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+ [727.00 --> 728.00] I'm out.
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+ [728.00 --> 729.00] That's it.
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+ [729.00 --> 730.00] Nope.
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+ [730.00 --> 731.00] Done.
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+ [731.00 --> 737.00] Like, outside of your- your sexual preference, this goes way beyond, like, incest, it's yourself.
341
  [737.00 --> 739.00] Isn't there something called- there's a name for that.
342
+ [739.00 --> 740.00] Well, he's- there's probably a name for anything.
343
+ [740.00 --> 741.00] Ah, yes.
344
+ [741.00 --> 746.00] Where he looked in the reflection on the water and fell in love with himself, and then, like,
345
+ [746.00 --> 747.00] his whole life just fell apart.
 
346
  [747.00 --> 748.00] Yeah.
347
+ [748.00 --> 749.00] I saw this on the side.
348
+ [749.00 --> 750.00] This is new.
349
+ [750.00 --> 751.00] No, I don't think so.
350
+ [751.00 --> 752.00] Really?
351
+ [752.00 --> 753.00] Yeah.
352
+ [753.00 --> 754.00] I've literally never noticed that before.
353
+ [754.00 --> 755.00] Yeah, Luke likes the pie chart.
354
+ [755.00 --> 756.00] Yeah, it's kind of cool.
355
+ [756.00 --> 768.00] But it looks like we've got about a 50-50 split between the people who legitimately answered,
 
356
  [768.00 --> 769.00] and people saying yes or no.
357
+ [769.00 --> 771.00] So it looks like older sisters-
358
+ [771.00 --> 775.00] We've also seen our straw polls are maybe not the most accurate thing ever.
359
+ [775.00 --> 776.00] We're not the most representative of-
360
+ [776.00 --> 780.00] People vote for, like, what's fun instead of what actually happened.
 
361
  [780.00 --> 786.00] Well, we'll let you guys know if we ever really need to know what you think, but in general-
362
  [786.00 --> 787.00] I want to jump on this real quick.
363
  [787.00 --> 789.00] I've never seen a banner ad for Bellagio.
364
  [789.00 --> 791.00] It's literally just bread.
365
  [791.00 --> 792.00] What's Bellagio?
366
+ [792.00 --> 794.00] It's literally just bread.
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+ [794.00 --> 795.00] Mine's for the Cosmopolitan.
368
+ [795.00 --> 797.00] I must know I'm going to Vegas.
369
+ [797.00 --> 798.00] Yeah, really.
370
+ [798.00 --> 799.00] Anyways-
371
+ [799.00 --> 801.00] A little late, booked my hotel already, but good try.
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  [801.00 --> 802.00] Note about Bellagio bread.
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  [802.00 --> 804.00] It is made where literally everything else is made.
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  [804.00 --> 808.00] The difference is they shoot a line of water down the middle and then they sprinkle flour on top.
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  [808.00 --> 809.00] He worked at a bread factory.
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  [809.00 --> 810.00] There's no other difference.
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  [810.00 --> 811.00] I used to make it.
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+ [811.00 --> 812.00] He worked-
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+ [812.00 --> 813.00] Legit worked at a bread factory.
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+ [813.00 --> 814.00] I used to make it.
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+ [814.00 --> 815.00] Yep.
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+ [815.00 --> 816.00] It is not special.
383
+ [816.00 --> 821.00] Goes to show you, if you work at a bread factory, maybe things aren't so dismal for you in the future.
384
  [821.00 --> 823.00] Maybe you could work for Linus Media Group someday.
385
  [823.00 --> 825.00] That was what stood out to me about his resume.
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  [825.00 --> 826.00] Bread factory.
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+ [826.00 --> 827.00] Oh my god.
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+ [827.00 --> 832.00] My favourite job title there was Bun Packer.
389
+ [832.00 --> 833.00] Oh my god.
390
+ [833.00 --> 836.00] That's where everyone starts.
 
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  [836.00 --> 837.00] You start as a Bun Packer.
392
  [837.00 --> 838.00] I'm not kidding.
393
  [838.00 --> 840.00] That is 100% the official title.
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+ [840.00 --> 843.00] It is on your like- you get paid as a Bun Packer.
395
+ [843.00 --> 846.00] Your official title is Bun Packer.
396
+ [846.00 --> 847.00] Yeah, my name is.
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+ [847.00 --> 850.00] What you do is you pick up- I'm talking about automation jobs.
398
+ [850.00 --> 854.00] You pick up bags of bread from one side and you pack them into a tray.
399
+ [854.00 --> 861.00] So you do this for four hours and then you get your break and then you do this for four hours.
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+ [861.00 --> 863.00] You don't think that can't be automated.
401
+ [863.00 --> 865.00] You've got something wrong.
402
  [865.00 --> 868.00] So once after that I moved on I was no longer a Bun Packer.
403
  [868.00 --> 870.00] But yeah, that's where everybody starts.
404
  [870.00 --> 874.00] And the entire Twitch chat is exploding.
405
+ [874.00 --> 877.00] Cause I don't know if you've even seen that episode of South Park.
406
  [877.00 --> 878.00] Yes.
407
  [878.00 --> 879.00] Okay.
408
+ [879.00 --> 883.00] Okay, the second you start working there, everyone that's worked there for a while is like,
409
  [883.00 --> 884.00] Have you seen the South Park episode?
410
  [884.00 --> 885.00] Yes.
411
+ [885.00 --> 886.00] Where they talk about like-
412
  [886.00 --> 887.00] Why would they call it that?
413
+ [887.00 --> 890.00] Why don't they just change it to Bun Packaging Technician?
414
+ [890.00 --> 891.00] Or something.
415
+ [891.00 --> 893.00] That doesn't necessarily sound better.
416
  [893.00 --> 895.00] No, it really doesn't, does it?
417
  [895.00 --> 899.00] You can't make buns and packing not sound ridiculous.
418
+ [899.00 --> 900.00] Bun transportation technician.
419
+ [900.00 --> 902.00] Bun pre-distribution ma-
420
+ [902.00 --> 903.00] Manager.
421
  [903.00 --> 904.00] Manager.
422
  [904.00 --> 905.00] Manager.
423
  [905.00 --> 907.00] Okay, now we're overdoing it.
 
434
  [924.00 --> 925.00] Bun Packer.
435
  [925.00 --> 926.00] Hashtag Bun Packer.
436
  [926.00 --> 931.00] Just have like an empty tray with like the dotted out lines around it and then bags of buns.
437
+ [931.00 --> 933.00] They go in there.
438
  [933.00 --> 934.00] Bun Packer.
439
  [934.00 --> 935.00] Bun Packer.
440
  [936.00 --> 937.00] Alright.
441
  [937.00 --> 938.00] So...
442
  [938.00 --> 939.00] Right, yes.
443
+ [939.00 --> 942.00] Anyone tuning into the stream, wait.
444
  [944.00 --> 949.00] Not only are we only in partial makeup now, I'm still a little bit Miley Cyrus.
445
  [949.00 --> 950.00] Yeah.
446
+ [950.00 --> 951.00] I think we're done here.
447
+ [951.00 --> 952.00] I think we're done here.
448
  [952.00 --> 955.00] Can someone get a screenshot of right when I had taken my wig off?
449
  [955.00 --> 956.00] Probably.
450
+ [956.00 --> 957.00] Because that's definitely where it was the best.
451
  [957.00 --> 958.00] Yeah, it'll be on the Twitch archive.
452
+ [958.00 --> 961.00] We don't upload the after party, but it'll be on the Twitch archive for sure.
453
+ [961.00 --> 962.00] Can someone put that in the memes thread on the forum?
 
454
  [962.00 --> 965.00] Maybe Jacksack will do a Luke Miley drawing.
455
  [965.00 --> 968.00] I was expecting Jacksack might do one of both of us.
456
  [968.00 --> 969.00] I'm sure he will.
457
  [969.00 --> 970.00] Good old Jacksack.
458
  [970.00 --> 971.00] I was...
459
+ [971.00 --> 972.00] Yeah, I didn't see it posted.
460
+ [972.00 --> 973.00] Obviously I wasn't watching it.
461
+ [973.00 --> 974.00] Big...
462
+ [974.00 --> 976.00] Big bra says, dude I'm so high I'm confused.
463
+ [976.00 --> 983.00] I was talking to someone about Interstellar and they were like, imagine someone watched
464
+ [983.00 --> 985.00] Interstellar while like high on something.
465
  [985.00 --> 987.00] And I was like, seriously?
466
  [987.00 --> 989.00] Imagine how many people just left the theater.
467
+ [989.00 --> 992.00] Because it's like it's already just screws with your head.
 
468
  [992.00 --> 996.00] And if you are messed in some way, that's gotta just be the most ridiculous...
469
  [996.00 --> 997.00] I haven't seen it.
470
  [997.00 --> 998.00] How was it?
471
  [998.00 --> 999.00] I liked it.
472
+ [999.00 --> 1004.00] The way I talked to Taryn about this, because I talked to Taryn about space things, is when
473
+ [1004.00 --> 1009.00] you go and watch it, you have to be ready to switch on and off throughout the movie.
474
  [1009.00 --> 1011.00] It's not a movie where you go and you turn your brain off.
475
+ [1011.00 --> 1014.00] It's not a movie where you go and you make sure you're paying attention with your brain
 
476
  [1014.00 --> 1015.00] on all the time.
477
  [1015.00 --> 1016.00] See that bugs me.
478
+ [1016.00 --> 1017.00] It does, but it's doable.
479
  [1017.00 --> 1018.00] A lot.
480
+ [1018.00 --> 1019.00] Yeah.
481
+ [1019.00 --> 1020.00] And it's pretty discerning.
482
+ [1020.00 --> 1023.00] Like you can tell, okay that is obviously over sensationalized.
 
483
  [1023.00 --> 1026.00] And then the next part you can tell like, okay that was probably supposed to be digested.
484
+ [1026.00 --> 1033.00] Cause for me, it's all about maintaining the rules of your, of your, of like maintaining
485
  [1033.00 --> 1037.00] the believability within the confines of the universe you've created.
486
  [1037.00 --> 1038.00] They do okay with that.
487
+ [1038.00 --> 1043.00] The problem is that they're, they're, one of the locations is the earth and a lot of times
488
+ [1043.00 --> 1044.00] You should be really careful with spoilers.
489
+ [1044.00 --> 1045.00] I am.
490
+ [1045.00 --> 1046.00] Okay.
491
+ [1046.00 --> 1047.00] Yeah.
492
+ [1047.00 --> 1048.00] Guys don't worry.
493
+ [1048.00 --> 1049.00] No spoilers.
494
+ [1049.00 --> 1050.00] It's, it's interstellar.
495
+ [1050.00 --> 1051.00] Obviously there's more locations than just the earth.
496
+ [1051.00 --> 1053.00] Um, one of the, obviously one of the main locations is the earth.
497
+ [1053.00 --> 1057.00] And whenever you do that, you're relating to real world physics and stuff.
498
+ [1057.00 --> 1058.00] Right?
499
+ [1058.00 --> 1064.00] They, they, they do break out of the idea that it's probably not necessarily 100% all the
500
+ [1064.00 --> 1066.00] physics that we have now.
501
+ [1066.00 --> 1070.00] But one thing to keep in mind is that people like Neil deGrasse Tyson have come out and
502
+ [1070.00 --> 1072.00] said the science on it is like an eight or nine out of 10.
503
  [1072.00 --> 1073.00] Right.
504
+ [1073.00 --> 1078.00] The problem with it is the over sensation because they'll, they'll take something and take it
505
+ [1078.00 --> 1080.00] too far to make it more exciting.
506
  [1080.00 --> 1084.00] Like if something would have happened, it will happen, but then it'll be glamorized.
507
+ [1084.00 --> 1086.00] Like it'll be more drastic and more aggressive.
508
  [1086.00 --> 1087.00] Right.
509
+ [1087.00 --> 1088.00] Hollywood.
510
+ [1088.00 --> 1089.00] Yeah.
511
+ [1089.00 --> 1090.00] Yeah.
512
+ [1090.00 --> 1091.00] Yeah.
513
+ [1091.00 --> 1094.00] But the ideas of everything that could possibly happen is probably right.
514
+ [1094.00 --> 1098.00] At least to a certain degree, they just made it more visibly appealing.
515
+ [1098.00 --> 1102.00] It's kind of like when it, when the movie says based on a true story, actually someone,
516
+ [1102.00 --> 1108.00] someone brought up Apollo 13, like why Apollo 13 was such a great movie was because it was,
517
+ [1108.00 --> 1111.00] it kind of stuck to, stuck to what actually happened.
518
+ [1111.00 --> 1112.00] And that's okay.
519
+ [1112.00 --> 1114.00] Maybe that's a bad example of based on a true story.
520
+ [1114.00 --> 1119.00] Cause to my understanding, they actually did a really good job of, of, of keeping things
521
+ [1119.00 --> 1121.00] pretty true to the, to the actual events.
522
+ [1121.00 --> 1123.00] So what, what, what else would I compare it to?
523
+ [1126.00 --> 1127.00] Any, okay.
524
+ [1127.00 --> 1132.00] Any sports, any sports movie ever where it's very dramatized and sort of the, the struggle
525
  [1132.00 --> 1135.00] that the person goes through and they did would have gone through a struggle, but it's
526
+ [1135.00 --> 1140.00] going to be designed and, and it's going to be more intense, cut up to, to jerk it your,
527
+ [1140.00 --> 1143.00] your heartstrings, pull your heartstrings and jerk it your tears.
528
+ [1143.00 --> 1145.00] Um, like they'll, they'll take scenarios.
529
+ [1145.00 --> 1148.00] Like I'm going to do this without spoilers, but it's going to be fairly difficult.
530
+ [1148.00 --> 1151.00] They'll take a scenario where, I guess Tom Hanks is amazing.
531
+ [1151.00 --> 1152.00] Sorry, carry on.
532
+ [1152.00 --> 1154.00] Like there is some impending doom of some sort.
533
  [1154.00 --> 1156.00] I'm trying to be as vague as possible.
534
  [1156.00 --> 1164.00] Um, and instead of it being like probably somewhat mild and to a certain degree avoidable,
535
  [1164.00 --> 1169.00] they'll make it so that it's very aggressive and not avoidable.
536
+ [1169.00 --> 1170.00] Right.
537
+ [1170.00 --> 1171.00] That's basically all I'm going to go to.
538
  [1171.00 --> 1174.00] So like it, it would have happened regardless.
539
  [1174.00 --> 1175.00] Right.
540
+ [1175.00 --> 1178.00] They're just changing slight properties about it, but they're not changing the fact that
541
+ [1178.00 --> 1179.00] it happened.
542
+ [1179.00 --> 1180.00] They're not changing.
543
+ [1180.00 --> 1183.00] They're changing outcomes more than circumstances.
544
+ [1183.00 --> 1187.00] Yeah, because things are more drastic than they should be.
545
+ [1187.00 --> 1189.00] It's like, it's like you catalyzed everything.
546
  [1189.00 --> 1190.00] Right.
547
  [1190.00 --> 1192.00] I've got people asking why I'm wearing the Shurs.
548
  [1192.00 --> 1194.00] I forgot my Sennheisers at home.
 
553
  [1202.00 --> 1203.00] Um, but yeah, no, I don't have them today.
554
  [1203.00 --> 1204.00] So I needed something to wear.
555
  [1204.00 --> 1205.00] These are quite comfortable.
556
+ [1205.00 --> 1208.00] That's what I really like about the SE215s.
557
+ [1208.00 --> 1210.00] The comfort is outstanding.
558
+ [1210.00 --> 1212.00] The connectors are kind of pretty good.
559
+ [1212.00 --> 1213.00] Oh my God.
560
+ [1213.00 --> 1214.00] I've heard they used to be better.
561
  [1214.00 --> 1215.00] Wow.
562
  [1215.00 --> 1216.00] That's awful.
563
+ [1216.00 --> 1218.00] Are you going to send that to me so that I can screen share it?
564
+ [1218.00 --> 1219.00] Yeah.
565
  [1219.00 --> 1220.00] Oh man.
566
+ [1220.00 --> 1221.00] Send it on, uh...
567
+ [1221.00 --> 1222.00] Here?
568
  [1222.00 --> 1223.00] Yeah.
569
  [1223.00 --> 1224.00] Yeah.
570
+ [1224.00 --> 1226.00] I got this.
571
+ [1226.00 --> 1228.00] Someone just said, Luke, check this out in the chat.
572
+ [1228.00 --> 1231.00] Usually I don't click on those, but I thought it might have been the screenshot.
573
+ [1231.00 --> 1234.00] It's not the screenshot, but it's still pretty good.
 
574
  [1234.00 --> 1235.00] Yeah.
575
+ [1235.00 --> 1236.00] Yeah.
576
+ [1236.00 --> 1237.00] I don't even know what to say.
577
+ [1237.00 --> 1238.00] Why do we even do this show?
578
+ [1238.00 --> 1239.00] Some days I really wonder.
579
+ [1239.00 --> 1240.00] That was epic.
580
+ [1240.00 --> 1241.00] Alright.
581
+ [1241.00 --> 1255.00] Well, we'll see you guys next week.
582
  [1255.00 --> 1256.00] Thanks for tuning in.
583
+ [1256.00 --> 1257.00] I'm kidding.
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  [0.00 --> 2.00] responding oh
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  [6.00 --> 8.00] I see ah
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  [8.10 --> 10.10] tablet multitasking for the not win
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- [10.60 --> 14.72] Yeah, all right. Hold on. I just got to pull down the we're live tweets and everything
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- [14.72 --> 17.96] Yeah, I always forget to do that and then I get all these people
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  [20.52 --> 22.52] Yeah, sorry sorry
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  [23.22 --> 28.70] My favorite thing ever was when I did I can't after party tonight by the way guys I have more Christmas stuff to do
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  [28.70 --> 30.70] I'm sorry
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  [31.64 --> 35.50] But I can't do my after party I guess this one's gonna be really short
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- [36.20 --> 38.56] But I did an after party for Far Cry 4
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- [38.76 --> 46.38] Then I did the alternate ending which was like a huge amount of standing in one spot and then essentially a short cinematic and then the game ends
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  [47.94 --> 51.42] And then I was like, okay cool done and then just close the whole stream
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  [51.88 --> 57.46] That's terrible. I came back later. I'd like completely shut down the whole stream everyone's like
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- [58.70 --> 65.96] I essentially stood in one spot for 15 minutes watched like a two minute long cinematic and then it just closed the whole stream
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- [65.96 --> 69.16] You're terrible. That was awesome
16
- [69.16 --> 76.46] I um, I'm kind of excited. I kind of want to stream this weekend just so that I can try out the razor siren mic
17
- [76.46 --> 82.22] But they've sent me two of them so far and neither of them works on my desktop for some reason
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- [82.22 --> 86.92] It just says this device cannot start. I pulled one of them into the office today plugged it into the Mac
19
- [87.88 --> 91.10] Worked instantly so I'm not sure what the deal is
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- [91.10 --> 94.40] I haven't heard back from them today because it's like holiday week and stuff
21
- [94.40 --> 99.64] But we actually had a new peak viewer count today. Did we yeah? Wow. We passed 7k
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- [99.64 --> 105.70] Wow, that's incredible. That was pretty sweet and we covered like two news topics. I know
23
- [107.06 --> 112.30] Well, there wasn't a lot to talk about. It is a cool show regardless. I think I thought it was alright. Yeah
24
- [113.08 --> 115.24] Apparently other people did too. It's just kind of funny
25
- [116.84 --> 120.14] I like these loot crate sponsor spots. They're fun. They are fun
26
- [120.14 --> 124.88] We get to open the thing. I feel like we do them for way too long, but like I don't know. I'm having fun
27
- [124.88 --> 129.08] Yeah, and I want to pull everything out and no one really seems to like oh my god
28
- [129.08 --> 133.60] That's not how you're supposed to use it is it I guess you claimed it now. I only touched it with my teeth
29
- [133.60 --> 137.50] There's actually very little saliva. Ha ha you didn't say there's no saliva
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  [138.28 --> 140.28] Very little well, we could give it to Nick
31
- [142.32 --> 146.42] Alright that works. I mean what's a better way of like marking your territory
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- [146.42 --> 151.84] Is it marking your territory and making sure everyone knows you marked it or marking your territory and then letting them use it
33
- [154.88 --> 160.64] I don't know I think in theory making sure that everyone knows but if you wanted to troll
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- [162.02 --> 168.38] Instead of like actually marking it so that other people don't have it if you want to just troll then yeah, I think you're fine, right?
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- [170.30 --> 176.38] I'm tired. Yeah me too. I feel I have a sore throat though. I'm pretty sure I'm getting sick. Oh really? Yeah
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- [176.72 --> 181.26] Don't get sick for CES dude. Well better to get sick before CES than at CES
37
- [181.26 --> 188.48] Well, yeah, oh my god. That was so much peanut butter on my hand. That was disgusting. That was insane
 
 
38
  [191.68 --> 197.72] So for the new office should we try to queue up content before we move into it or should we just like
39
- [198.32 --> 202.24] Dedicate two of our people to shooting and editing like a live
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  [203.54 --> 205.54] moving blog and
41
- [205.54 --> 210.54] And just do that for a week. I guess we could ask people I don't like the I mean
42
- [210.54 --> 212.12] I don't mind the moving blog idea
43
- [212.12 --> 216.14] But I think what we could almost do is like queue up a little bit of content and then weave it
44
- [217.06 --> 224.64] Hmm so have like moving blog content moving blog content moving blog content right so every movie blog is like two days of moving
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- [224.78 --> 229.96] Kind of thing instead of just one day of moving I think enough entertaining stuff would happen in one day of moving
46
- [229.96 --> 235.80] I didn't mean it because of that I meant it for the people that might not care about moving blog
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- [236.12 --> 238.12] Right they get more normal content
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- [239.08 --> 246.20] Might also be fine. I don't know another thing that we should we could do unboxings we could weave in unboxings
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- [246.40 --> 251.16] Yeah, I was actually just gonna say like I was actually kind of thinking for next year people some people
50
- [251.72 --> 258.24] Really like the unboxing some people don't but I was thinking maybe we could do like one unboxing day a week next year or something like that
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- [258.24 --> 263.74] Like Monday's unboxing day. Yeah, we're like unboxing Saturdays or something like that
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- [264.52 --> 269.18] But like we could figure out what's our worst day of the week or something like that
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- [269.18 --> 273.96] And we could do the unboxings there so that way the people who are like really hardcore and want to watch it can watch it
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- [273.96 --> 280.26] And watch it but the people who sort of have their own schedule that doesn't revolve around when we release content
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- [280.68 --> 283.76] We can save the higher production value stuff for that. That'd be cool
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- [283.76 --> 286.22] I like that idea to putting it on the low traffic day
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- [286.22 --> 291.28] The problem is we have such a hard time figuring out what our low traffic days are because these people keep watching
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- [291.28 --> 293.04] Yeah, they keep increasing our max
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- [293.04 --> 298.30] Well, I expected the video that I uploaded on Christmas Eve night to just tank
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- [298.98 --> 300.18] Right
 
 
61
  [300.18 --> 307.24] But that video which is our 4k gaming system like value gaming system build log
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- [308.00 --> 310.00] has
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- [310.00 --> 313.00] Right the apps better it doesn't make any sense
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- [313.00 --> 315.06] 260,000 views
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- [315.06 --> 315.56] Yes
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- [315.56 --> 320.04] Like people watch the crap out of that on Christmas Day
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- [320.04 --> 326.64] I was at okay. This might sound a little bit weird, but I was at a like house party thing for
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- [327.74 --> 332.60] Christmas with like some friends that I went to high school with and one of the guys put a
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- [332.60 --> 340.98] Linus Tech Tips build log video that went up that day on the TV through Chromecast and it was the most awkward thing
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- [342.98 --> 345.50] They knew who you were right? Oh good
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- [346.58 --> 348.58] I'm just sitting there. I'm just like
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- [348.58 --> 353.64] With all the in your endo jokes?
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- [353.64 --> 354.64] Yeah, pretty much
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- [354.64 --> 356.64] Yeah, were your parents there?
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- [356.64 --> 357.64] No
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- [357.64 --> 358.64] Oh good, so this was just friends
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- [358.64 --> 359.14] Yeah
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- [359.14 --> 360.14] Okay, that's cool
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- [360.14 --> 360.64] Yeah
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- [360.64 --> 361.14] Yeah
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- [361.14 --> 364.64] If my parents were there it would have been my parents doing that
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- [364.64 --> 365.64] Right
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- [365.64 --> 366.64] They do that
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- [366.64 --> 370.76] They'll have like relatives over and they're like, alright, time to watch like
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- [370.76 --> 372.92] LDT videos
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- [372.92 --> 376.88] That's so weird like my family has zero interest in what I do
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- [376.88 --> 377.46] Right
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- [377.46 --> 378.58] Like nothing
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- [378.58 --> 382.66] Like I think about the extent of
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- [382.66 --> 386.72] About the extent of their involvement
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- [386.72 --> 394.46] I think about the extent of their involvement in my show is like
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- [394.46 --> 397.88] They know that I make YouTube videos
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- [397.88 --> 399.14] They know what YouTube is
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- [399.14 --> 401.44] I think my dad has watched a couple of my videos
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- [401.44 --> 406.96] Meanwhile, there's my parents who have both seen every single video on LysetecDipsTechQuickie and SuperFun
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- [406.96 --> 410.74] A lot of times separately because they won't have time to watch it together
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- [410.74 --> 413.12] That is so funny
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- [413.12 --> 416.46] Mr. Wizard said thank you for the shout out
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- [416.46 --> 418.30] No, thank you Mr. Wizard
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- [418.30 --> 422.36] The forum doesn't run without the administration staff
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- [422.36 --> 425.82] And if your admin is under your name on the forum
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- [425.82 --> 428.14] Then you're either an administration staff or you're Nick
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- [428.14 --> 429.22] Or Linus
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- [429.22 --> 430.02] Or your administration
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- [430.02 --> 432.28] Wow
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- [432.28 --> 434.34] Jock's fired
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- [434.34 --> 436.64] What have you done to admin the forum?
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- [436.70 --> 440.66] I monitor the messages inbox sometimes
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- [440.66 --> 443.32] Right, that's true
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- [443.32 --> 445.66] That is an administrative function
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- [445.66 --> 448.70] A lot of it's like junk and sales though
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- [448.70 --> 451.00] Yes, and I ignore that
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- [451.00 --> 453.08] And I just leave it in the inbox
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- [466.06 --> 466.88] It is, it's really
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- [468.76 --> 470.34] But some of that stuff is just like
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- [482.94 --> 487.32] Yeah, there's this really cool Corsair case
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- [496.66 --> 497.26] And I'm just like
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- [511.12 --> 511.52] Like it's
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- [514.22 --> 516.20] But it's like
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- [521.74 --> 522.92] Didn't put any effort into it
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- [522.92 --> 524.22] He managed to go all the way
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- [525.58 --> 526.70] Which nobody uses
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- [532.44 --> 534.02] And like that was so much more work
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- [547.86 --> 550.00] Yeah, maybe we should do it
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- [551.34 --> 552.48] It probably won't do that well
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- [559.90 --> 560.98] The problem
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- [616.82 --> 617.96] What we have here
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- [629.02 --> 630.82] Crazy Shaz
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- [635.20 --> 635.98] For this year
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- [635.98 --> 637.44] This is just crazy
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- [637.44 --> 639.18] My favorite thing
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- [640.74 --> 641.28] When it saw
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- [657.26 --> 657.72] Yeah
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- [668.76 --> 669.42] So my goal
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- [679.10 --> 679.36] Oh
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- [684.24 --> 685.12] It kind of fell apart
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- [719.84 --> 720.90] Yeah
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- [735.66 --> 736.00] Yeah
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- [736.00 --> 737.34] And some boring stuff too
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- [739.70 --> 740.56] Let me try a different
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- [740.56 --> 741.92] The Phantom Glass video
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- [742.68 --> 743.42] That's going to be fun
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- [746.40 --> 747.48] Well I zoomed in
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- [747.48 --> 748.28] That might be the problem
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- [757.66 --> 758.90] We have seven people
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- [759.38 --> 760.10] Mm-hmm
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- [760.10 --> 761.04] So like
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- [763.60 --> 764.70] Factor in that
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- [766.34 --> 767.52] And there you go
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- [767.52 --> 769.24] How will he survive
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- [769.24 --> 773.48] I don't keep 90% of it
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- [773.48 --> 775.18] There's not
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- [779.28 --> 779.90] And like
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- [780.24 --> 781.32] This is kind of crazy too
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- [781.32 --> 782.18] So if you go back
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- [783.10 --> 784.88] So here's
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- [784.88 --> 785.96] So here's the
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- [785.96 --> 786.30] The
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- [793.62 --> 793.86] Right
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- [793.86 --> 794.74] And I was like
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- [794.96 --> 795.84] That should be our goal
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- [795.84 --> 796.36] For this year
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- [796.36 --> 797.40] So if you go back
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- [797.40 --> 798.16] The previous year
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- [798.16 --> 799.92] We didn't grow nearly as much
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- [799.92 --> 801.22] Like here's the CES bump
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- [808.98 --> 809.72] Product focus
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- [809.72 --> 810.02] Right
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- [810.02 --> 811.06] Like it really matters
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- [811.06 --> 812.04] What gets shown there
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- [812.04 --> 812.18] Yeah
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- [812.18 --> 812.62] And we did like
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- [812.62 --> 813.70] 20 videos that day
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- [813.70 --> 814.18] Mm-hmm
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- [814.18 --> 815.22] And before we like
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- [815.22 --> 816.34] Cooled it a little bit
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- [816.34 --> 818.30] But that
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- [819.96 --> 820.62] We did like
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- [822.74 --> 823.84] Throughout the year
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- [823.84 --> 824.92] Then we grew
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- [826.50 --> 827.42] A little bit
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- [827.42 --> 828.88] Quite a lot actually
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- [828.88 --> 830.58] But it didn't hold
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- [831.88 --> 834.34] That trend is amazing
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- [834.34 --> 835.78] That just means that
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- [837.00 --> 837.62] Or something
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- [837.62 --> 838.20] Yeah
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- [838.20 --> 839.62] Like all the
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- [839.62 --> 840.38] All the cares
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- [840.38 --> 841.38] All the cares
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- [841.38 --> 842.44] Like the first half of this year
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- [842.44 --> 843.40] It didn't really look like
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- [843.40 --> 845.00] We were gonna do that much better
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- [845.82 --> 846.74] To be perfectly honest
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- [857.82 --> 858.80] And then what would
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- [861.00 --> 862.04] That's not even
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- [910.56 --> 910.98] And I had a lot
527
- [910.98 --> 911.54] Of people tell me
528
- [911.54 --> 912.24] It wasn't going to work
529
- [912.24 --> 913.62] Like especially
530
- [913.62 --> 914.40] When we first
531
- [914.40 --> 915.16] Started trying
532
- [915.16 --> 916.12] To do pre-rolls
533
- [916.12 --> 916.32] Or
534
- [916.32 --> 917.26] My favorite thing
535
- [917.26 --> 917.70] Sorry I'm going to
536
- [917.70 --> 917.96] Butt in
537
- [917.96 --> 918.92] My favorite thing
538
- [918.92 --> 919.66] Is people that I
539
- [919.66 --> 920.64] Like very clearly
540
- [920.64 --> 921.52] Remember having
541
- [921.52 --> 922.38] Conversations with
542
- [922.38 --> 923.06] That I mean
543
- [923.06 --> 923.68] It's like a horrible
544
- [923.68 --> 924.44] Idea and it's not
545
- [924.44 --> 924.76] Going to work
546
- [924.76 --> 925.18] And all this kind of
547
- [925.18 --> 925.44] Stuff
548
- [925.44 --> 926.52] That now if I
549
- [926.52 --> 927.14] Bring up anything
550
- [927.14 --> 927.64] Like that
551
- [927.64 --> 927.92] They're like
552
- [927.92 --> 928.40] Yeah man
553
- [928.40 --> 929.14] Like I always knew
554
- [929.14 --> 930.04] It would be work
555
- [930.04 --> 930.44] And stuff
556
- [930.44 --> 930.76] I'm like
557
- [930.76 --> 931.44] Yeah okay
558
- [931.44 --> 932.54] Sure
559
- [932.54 --> 933.32] Sure dude
560
- [933.32 --> 935.12] I think your parents
561
- [935.12 --> 935.82] Were surprisingly
562
- [935.82 --> 937.20] Cool about it
563
- [937.20 --> 938.36] Not at first
564
- [938.36 --> 938.88] Considering
565
- [938.88 --> 940.92] Yeah but even at
566
- [940.92 --> 941.40] First they didn't
567
- [941.40 --> 943.12] Tell me not to do it
568
- [943.12 --> 946.04] I think they
569
- [946.04 --> 946.88] Advised you
570
- [946.88 --> 947.42] Not to do it
571
- [947.42 --> 948.44] Yeah but they
572
- [948.44 --> 948.94] Wouldn't be like
573
- [948.94 --> 949.64] No and they
574
- [949.64 --> 950.18] Were supportive
575
- [950.18 --> 950.60] And they would
576
- [950.60 --> 951.42] Help and whatnot
577
- [951.42 --> 952.52] Like they even
578
- [952.52 --> 953.16] Helped us move
579
- [953.16 --> 954.12] To the office
580
- [954.12 --> 954.60] We're currently
581
- [954.60 --> 955.30] By then I think
582
- [955.30 --> 955.88] They were mostly
583
- [955.88 --> 956.36] On board
584
- [956.36 --> 956.70] Yeah
585
- [956.70 --> 957.34] It was at the
586
- [957.34 --> 958.88] Beginning when
587
- [958.88 --> 959.78] I think your dad
588
- [959.78 --> 960.48] Expected me to
589
- [960.48 --> 961.02] Offer you like
590
- [961.02 --> 961.72] Minimum wage or
591
- [961.72 --> 962.44] Something like that
592
- [962.44 --> 963.24] Probably
593
- [963.24 --> 964.38] Based on what
594
- [964.38 --> 964.88] You were getting
595
- [964.88 --> 965.74] Paid before
596
- [965.74 --> 966.38] Helping me at
597
- [966.38 --> 966.86] MCIX
598
- [966.86 --> 967.78] I can see where
599
- [967.78 --> 968.18] He might have
600
- [968.18 --> 968.86] Gotten the idea
601
- [968.86 --> 969.92] If I kept that
602
- [969.92 --> 970.80] Wage I would
603
- [970.80 --> 971.58] Be dead now
604
- [971.58 --> 973.06] I was only able
605
- [973.06 --> 973.96] To eat those
606
- [973.96 --> 975.16] Kimchi bowl things
607
- [975.16 --> 976.22] Well he was
608
- [976.22 --> 977.16] He was a contractor
609
- [977.16 --> 977.82] Right so there
610
- [977.82 --> 978.48] Was no
611
- [978.48 --> 979.50] It was like
612
- [979.50 --> 980.04] It was all
613
- [980.04 --> 980.46] It was all
614
- [980.46 --> 981.06] Piece work
615
- [981.06 --> 982.02] So it was like
616
- [982.02 --> 982.68] A flat rate
617
- [982.68 --> 983.28] Per video
618
- [983.28 --> 983.78] And like
619
- [983.78 --> 984.32] And then this
620
- [984.32 --> 984.80] Guy's like
621
- [984.80 --> 985.26] Yeah let's
622
- [985.26 --> 986.40] Constantly increase
623
- [986.40 --> 986.90] Our production
624
- [986.90 --> 987.48] Values
625
- [987.48 --> 988.38] So like
626
- [988.38 --> 988.76] But like
627
- [988.76 --> 989.08] My
628
- [989.08 --> 990.40] Per work
629
- [990.40 --> 991.14] Isn't going
630
- [991.14 --> 991.76] Up
631
- [991.76 --> 992.56] But the
632
- [992.56 --> 993.28] The amount
633
- [993.28 --> 993.80] Of time it
634
- [993.80 --> 994.12] Takes to
635
- [994.12 --> 994.68] Complete work
636
- [994.68 --> 995.00] Is going
637
- [995.00 --> 995.86] Like way
638
- [995.86 --> 996.88] Up
639
- [996.88 --> 997.40] It was an
640
- [997.40 --> 997.88] Investment
641
- [997.88 --> 998.70] It was an
642
- [998.70 --> 999.64] Important thing
643
- [999.64 --> 1000.36] For us to do
644
- [1000.36 --> 1001.22] I know it was
645
- [1001.22 --> 1002.02] It was an
646
- [1002.02 --> 1002.58] Important thing
647
- [1002.58 --> 1003.04] For us to do
648
- [1003.04 --> 1003.92] I think my
649
- [1003.92 --> 1004.74] Favorite is
650
- [1004.74 --> 1005.44] Some of the
651
- [1005.44 --> 1006.02] Like I don't even
652
- [1006.02 --> 1006.66] Remember any of
653
- [1006.66 --> 1007.08] Them anymore
654
- [1007.08 --> 1007.62] Because they've
655
- [1007.62 --> 1008.14] All completely
656
- [1008.14 --> 1008.72] Gone away
657
- [1008.72 --> 1009.64] But all the
658
- [1009.64 --> 1010.32] All the haters
659
- [1010.32 --> 1010.94] That would post
660
- [1010.94 --> 1011.48] On all of our
661
- [1011.48 --> 1011.86] Videos
662
- [1011.86 --> 1013.20] About how
663
- [1013.20 --> 1013.72] Linus
664
- [1013.72 --> 1014.58] Linus
665
- [1014.58 --> 1015.16] Media
666
- [1015.16 --> 1015.48] Garbage
667
- [1015.48 --> 1015.96] There was that
668
- [1015.96 --> 1017.14] One main guy
669
- [1017.14 --> 1017.76] Yeah there was
670
- [1017.76 --> 1018.52] Like that one guy
671
- [1018.52 --> 1018.88] I don't remember
672
- [1018.88 --> 1019.24] Who he was
673
- [1019.24 --> 1019.82] But like every
674
- [1019.82 --> 1020.80] Time was like
675
- [1020.80 --> 1021.74] And I hate that
676
- [1021.74 --> 1022.48] Slick guy
677
- [1022.48 --> 1023.26] Blah blah blah
678
- [1023.26 --> 1023.92] He's going to be
679
- [1023.92 --> 1024.78] Out on the street
680
- [1024.78 --> 1025.68] In six months
681
- [1025.68 --> 1026.60] Without a penny
682
- [1026.60 --> 1027.42] To his name
683
- [1027.42 --> 1029.68] And like I hate him
684
- [1029.68 --> 1030.82] And Linus Media
685
- [1030.82 --> 1031.46] Group is going to
686
- [1031.46 --> 1032.08] Shut down
687
- [1032.08 --> 1032.56] And you're going to
688
- [1032.56 --> 1033.22] Have to go back
689
- [1033.22 --> 1034.28] To your real job
690
- [1034.28 --> 1034.74] And I'm just like
691
- [1034.74 --> 1035.06] You know what
692
- [1035.06 --> 1036.04] This is a real job
693
- [1036.04 --> 1036.46] Actually
694
- [1036.46 --> 1036.94] Yeah
695
- [1036.94 --> 1037.70] I think we've
696
- [1037.70 --> 1038.62] Demonstrated at this
697
- [1038.62 --> 1039.64] Point that yeah
698
- [1039.64 --> 1040.46] This is a real job
699
- [1040.46 --> 1041.96] I usually bust my ass
700
- [1041.96 --> 1042.88] Pretty hard at most
701
- [1042.88 --> 1043.44] Jobs
702
- [1043.44 --> 1044.36] I probably work harder
703
- [1044.36 --> 1044.92] At this one
704
- [1044.92 --> 1045.76] Than any other one
705
- [1045.76 --> 1046.10] I have
706
- [1046.10 --> 1047.36] Yeah
707
- [1047.36 --> 1048.44] Me too
708
- [1048.44 --> 1048.82] But I mean
709
- [1048.82 --> 1049.42] That's the
710
- [1049.42 --> 1050.22] I mean that's what
711
- [1050.22 --> 1050.90] Being passionate about
712
- [1050.90 --> 1051.50] Something will do
713
- [1051.50 --> 1051.90] Yeah
714
- [1051.90 --> 1052.68] I mean it's
715
- [1052.68 --> 1053.28] I'm not complaining
716
- [1053.28 --> 1053.98] I'm just saying
717
- [1053.98 --> 1055.16] To be clear
718
- [1055.16 --> 1055.96] Like yeah
719
- [1055.96 --> 1056.72] We're not just
720
- [1056.72 --> 1057.42] Straight up in it
721
- [1057.42 --> 1057.84] For the money
722
- [1057.84 --> 1059.10] None of us are PewDiePie
723
- [1059.10 --> 1059.86] No
724
- [1059.86 --> 1060.52] We're not making
725
- [1060.52 --> 1061.48] Four million a year
726
- [1061.48 --> 1062.06] Or
727
- [1062.06 --> 1064.16] That's just stupid
728
- [1064.16 --> 1064.64] Yeah
729
- [1064.64 --> 1065.76] That's incredible
730
- [1065.76 --> 1066.46] Amounts of money
731
- [1066.46 --> 1067.54] But
732
- [1067.54 --> 1068.48] Yeah
733
- [1068.48 --> 1069.46] And in fact I think
734
- [1069.46 --> 1070.38] We're not
735
- [1070.38 --> 1071.38] We're not pulling a
736
- [1071.38 --> 1072.42] A notch
737
- [1072.42 --> 1073.12] And buying that
738
- [1073.12 --> 1074.58] 70 million dollar
739
- [1074.58 --> 1075.24] Mansion or whatever
740
- [1075.24 --> 1075.80] He's did
741
- [1075.80 --> 1077.20] I think every single
742
- [1077.20 --> 1077.80] Person here
743
- [1077.80 --> 1078.44] Could still make
744
- [1078.44 --> 1079.14] More somewhere else
745
- [1079.14 --> 1082.40] I still have offers
746
- [1082.40 --> 1082.84] For more
747
- [1082.84 --> 1083.76] In other places
748
- [1083.76 --> 1084.88] Yeah I could probably
749
- [1084.88 --> 1085.84] Walk back into my old
750
- [1085.84 --> 1086.52] Job tomorrow
751
- [1086.52 --> 1087.58] If I really felt like it
752
- [1087.58 --> 1089.18] Like yeah I'm back
753
- [1089.18 --> 1089.56] For good
754
- [1089.56 --> 1091.04] I want a desk
755
- [1091.04 --> 1091.96] With four monitors
756
- [1091.96 --> 1092.50] On it again
757
- [1092.50 --> 1093.76] The two most recent
758
- [1093.76 --> 1094.22] People
759
- [1094.22 --> 1095.94] Well one of them
760
- [1095.94 --> 1096.72] Could have not
761
- [1096.72 --> 1097.70] Left what he was doing
762
- [1097.70 --> 1099.00] And been making more
763
- [1099.00 --> 1099.42] Yeah
764
- [1099.42 --> 1099.94] And the other one
765
- [1099.94 --> 1100.58] Could have continued
766
- [1100.58 --> 1101.20] What they were doing
767
- [1101.20 --> 1101.76] And then eventually
768
- [1101.76 --> 1102.54] Been making more
769
- [1102.54 --> 1103.10] Yeah
770
- [1103.10 --> 1104.58] I don't know
771
- [1104.58 --> 1105.22] It's fun though
772
- [1105.22 --> 1105.92] I mean it's good
773
- [1105.92 --> 1107.08] Yeah and like
774
- [1107.08 --> 1107.40] What
775
- [1107.40 --> 1107.92] What
776
- [1107.92 --> 1108.84] The other
777
- [1108.84 --> 1109.18] I'm not
778
- [1109.18 --> 1110.04] Trying not to use names
779
- [1110.04 --> 1110.66] Because I don't know
780
- [1110.66 --> 1111.24] Yeah
781
- [1111.24 --> 1112.14] Like I don't know
782
- [1112.14 --> 1112.88] How much we should talk
783
- [1112.88 --> 1113.44] About people's
784
- [1113.44 --> 1114.82] Personal financial situations
785
- [1114.82 --> 1115.12] Yeah
786
- [1115.12 --> 1115.82] Probably not at all
787
- [1115.82 --> 1116.72] One of the
788
- [1116.72 --> 1118.28] Fairly recent ones
789
- [1118.28 --> 1119.20] When he was talking
790
- [1119.20 --> 1120.14] About how
791
- [1120.14 --> 1122.52] Like the happiness
792
- [1122.52 --> 1123.16] Level thing
793
- [1123.16 --> 1123.88] Yeah
794
- [1123.88 --> 1124.96] That's a huge deal
795
- [1124.96 --> 1125.64] Yeah
796
- [1125.64 --> 1126.08] And that's like
797
- [1126.08 --> 1127.62] A very well documented
798
- [1127.62 --> 1128.42] Huge deal
799
- [1128.42 --> 1129.50] Like how making more money
800
- [1129.50 --> 1130.62] Doesn't necessarily
801
- [1130.62 --> 1131.30] Yeah
802
- [1131.30 --> 1132.74] Pass a certain degree
803
- [1132.74 --> 1133.16] And like
804
- [1133.16 --> 1133.98] Well it's the
805
- [1133.98 --> 1135.00] Diminishing returns thing
806
- [1135.00 --> 1136.12] So it doesn't just shut off
807
- [1136.12 --> 1136.96] But like you have to make
808
- [1136.96 --> 1138.90] Such astronomically more
809
- [1138.90 --> 1140.94] To get any real improvement
810
- [1140.94 --> 1141.54] In happiness
811
- [1141.54 --> 1142.66] That it just doesn't
812
- [1142.66 --> 1143.62] Really make a lot of sense
813
- [1143.62 --> 1144.50] And there's like
814
- [1144.50 --> 1145.84] Other things that should improve
815
- [1145.84 --> 1147.08] Like quality life improvements
816
- [1147.08 --> 1147.54] And stuff
817
- [1147.54 --> 1148.44] Well if you hate
818
- [1148.44 --> 1149.44] Your freaking job
819
- [1149.44 --> 1151.22] Minor quality life improvements
820
- [1151.22 --> 1152.38] Are probably not going to result
821
- [1152.38 --> 1153.10] In you no longer
822
- [1153.10 --> 1154.38] Hating your freaking job
823
- [1154.38 --> 1155.98] So I don't know
824
- [1155.98 --> 1157.34] I think there's value in that
825
- [1157.34 --> 1158.44] Aw we've got someone
826
- [1158.44 --> 1159.60] Saying this is getting depressing
827
- [1159.60 --> 1160.74] We're not meaning to be depressing
828
- [1160.74 --> 1161.50] We love our jobs
829
- [1161.50 --> 1162.90] That's the point
830
- [1162.90 --> 1163.56] Yeah we have to
831
- [1163.56 --> 1164.44] Work really hard
832
- [1164.44 --> 1165.12] And bust our butts
833
- [1165.12 --> 1166.08] And that's fine
834
- [1166.08 --> 1167.06] But the
835
- [1167.06 --> 1168.46] Yeah the moral of the story
836
- [1168.46 --> 1169.12] Is when you wake up
837
- [1169.12 --> 1169.46] In the morning
838
- [1169.46 --> 1170.40] And want to go to work
839
- [1170.40 --> 1171.14] Busting your butt
840
- [1171.14 --> 1172.00] And working extra hours
841
- [1172.00 --> 1172.64] Don't really matter
842
- [1172.64 --> 1174.76] Like I'll come home
843
- [1174.76 --> 1175.72] And then be like
844
- [1175.72 --> 1177.30] Oh time to relax
845
- [1177.30 --> 1178.10] Time to
846
- [1178.10 --> 1179.60] Answer messages
847
- [1179.60 --> 1180.22] On the forum
848
- [1180.22 --> 1181.10] Trying to help people
849
- [1181.10 --> 1182.74] With like broken account problems
850
- [1182.74 --> 1183.58] Yeah that's what amounts
851
- [1183.58 --> 1184.24] To relaxing
852
- [1184.24 --> 1185.36] Yeah but like it is
853
- [1185.36 --> 1185.86] Kind of
854
- [1185.86 --> 1186.24] Yeah
855
- [1186.24 --> 1187.54] Like it's a slow down
856
- [1187.54 --> 1188.16] And it's fine
857
- [1188.16 --> 1188.92] And I don't mind it
858
- [1188.92 --> 1189.54] Kind of work
859
- [1189.54 --> 1190.70] But like it's the kind of thing
860
- [1190.70 --> 1191.60] We would have done anyway
861
- [1191.60 --> 1192.14] Yeah
862
- [1192.14 --> 1193.46] Like go hang out on a forum
863
- [1193.46 --> 1194.52] And answer some questions
864
- [1194.52 --> 1195.84] It's like we already did that crap
865
- [1195.84 --> 1196.58] Before we
866
- [1196.58 --> 1197.18] Exactly
867
- [1197.18 --> 1198.18] Owned the domain
868
- [1198.18 --> 1199.68] That the questions were coming in on
869
- [1199.68 --> 1200.76] Yeah so it's like
870
- [1200.76 --> 1202.02] It's not really that big of a deal
871
- [1202.02 --> 1203.34] I don't know
872
- [1203.34 --> 1205.18] Shout out to the moderators
873
- [1205.18 --> 1206.56] They've been doing a really good job lately
874
- [1206.56 --> 1207.88] Welcome to the team
875
- [1207.88 --> 1208.52] Blade of Grass
876
- [1208.52 --> 1212.86] Alright well
877
- [1212.86 --> 1214.12] I guess I'll go home
878
- [1214.12 --> 1215.72] Hang out with my sick
879
- [1215.72 --> 1216.44] Two year old
880
- [1216.44 --> 1217.18] I gotta shower
881
- [1217.18 --> 1217.88] Peanut butter
882
- [1217.88 --> 1219.62] And jam out of my hair
883
- [1219.62 --> 1220.14] Yeah me too
884
- [1220.14 --> 1221.48] And then uh
885
- [1221.48 --> 1222.62] Head off as well
886
- [1222.62 --> 1223.58] Alright
887
- [1223.58 --> 1224.62] Peace guys
888
- [1224.62 --> 1225.50] Bye everyone
889
- [1225.50 --> 1226.40] See you in the new year
890
- [1226.40 --> 1226.86] Thanks for
891
- [1226.86 --> 1227.80] Hanging out with us
892
- [1227.80 --> 1228.38] In the after party
893
- [1228.38 --> 1228.98] It's gonna be weird
894
- [1228.98 --> 1230.24] This 2015 next time
895
- [1230.24 --> 1230.78] I know
896
- [1230.78 --> 1232.94] It's gonna be all like
897
- [1232.94 --> 1234.38] I'm gonna be older
898
- [1234.38 --> 1236.12] I'm gonna be 30 next year
899
- [1236.12 --> 1236.32] No
900
- [1236.32 --> 1237.16] I'm not good
901
- [1237.16 --> 1237.78] Thank goodness
902
- [1237.78 --> 1239.70] 29
903
- [1239.70 --> 1241.02] Yeah I was like
904
- [1241.02 --> 1243.28] How did you just get older that much
905
- [1243.28 --> 1245.14] Like you didn't even have a birthday
906
- [1245.14 --> 1246.72] How did that happen
907
- [1246.72 --> 1249.18] So confused
 
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  [0.00 --> 2.00] responding oh
2
  [6.00 --> 8.00] I see ah
3
  [8.10 --> 10.10] tablet multitasking for the not win
4
+ [10.60 --> 15.02] Yeah, all right. Hold on. I just got to pull down the we're live tweets and everything. Yeah
5
+ [15.02 --> 17.96] I always forget to do that and then I get all these people
6
  [20.52 --> 22.52] Yeah, sorry sorry
7
  [23.22 --> 28.70] My favorite thing ever was when I did I can't after party tonight by the way guys I have more Christmas stuff to do
8
  [28.70 --> 30.70] I'm sorry
9
  [31.64 --> 35.50] But I can't do my after party I guess this one's gonna be really short
10
+ [36.20 --> 40.32] But I did an after party for Far Cry 4 then I did the alternate ending
11
+ [40.32 --> 46.38] Which was like a huge amount of standing in one spot and then essentially a short cinematic and then the game ends
12
  [47.94 --> 51.42] And then I was like, okay cool done and then just close the whole stream
13
  [51.88 --> 57.46] That's terrible. I came back later. I'd like completely shut down the whole stream everyone's like
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+ [58.70 --> 65.98] I essentially stood in one spot for 15 minutes watched like a two minute long cinematic and then it just closed the whole stream
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+ [65.98 --> 67.98] You're terrible
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+ [67.98 --> 76.46] I'm kind of excited. I kind of want to stream this weekend just so that I can try out the razor siren mic
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+ [76.70 --> 82.10] But they've sent me two of them so far and neither of them works on my desktop for some reason
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+ [82.10 --> 86.92] It just says this device cannot start. I pulled one of them into the office today plugged it into the Mac
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+ [87.92 --> 91.10] Worked instantly so I'm not sure what the deal is
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+ [91.10 --> 96.64] I haven't heard back from them today because it's like holiday week and stuff, but we actually had a new peak viewer count today
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+ [96.64 --> 99.64] Did we yeah? Wow we passed 7k
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+ [100.16 --> 105.70] Wow, that's incredible. That was pretty sweet and we covered like two news topics. I know
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+ [105.70 --> 112.32] Well, there wasn't a lot to talk about and it was a cool show regardless. I think I thought it was alright. Yeah
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+ [113.14 --> 115.54] Apparently other people did too. It's just kind of funny. I
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+ [117.04 --> 120.84] Like these loot crate sponsor spots. They're fun. They are fun. We get to open the thing
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+ [120.84 --> 125.26] I feel like we do them for way too long, but like I don't know. I'm having fun. Yeah
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+ [125.26 --> 127.76] I want to pull everything out and no one really seems to like oh
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+ [128.40 --> 133.62] My god, that's not how you're supposed to use it is it? I guess you claimed it now. I only touched it with my teeth
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+ [133.62 --> 137.48] There's actually very little saliva. Ha ha you didn't say there's no saliva
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  [138.28 --> 140.28] Very little well, we could give it to Nick
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+ [142.36 --> 146.42] Alright that works. I mean what's a better way of like marking your territory?
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+ [146.42 --> 151.84] Is it marking your territory and making sure everyone knows you marked it or marking your territory and then letting them use it?
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+ [155.56 --> 160.64] I think in theory making sure that everyone knows but if you wanted to troll
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+ [160.64 --> 167.58] Instead of like actually marking it so that other people don't have it if you wanted to just troll then yeah, I think you're fine
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+ [167.58 --> 169.58] right oh
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+ [169.58 --> 176.38] Oh, I'm tired. Yeah me too. I feel I have a sore throat though. I'm pretty sure I'm getting sick. Oh really? Yeah
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+ [176.74 --> 181.24] Don't get sick for CES dude. Well better to get sick before CES than at CES
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+ [182.14 --> 187.02] Well, yeah, oh my god. That was so much peanut butter on my hand. That was disgusting
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+ [187.02 --> 189.02] That was insane
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+ [198.30 --> 202.24] Dedicate two of our people to shooting and editing like a live
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  [203.54 --> 205.54] moving blog and
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+ [205.66 --> 208.46] Just do that for a week. I guess we could ask people
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+ [208.46 --> 210.52] I don't like the I mean
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+ [210.52 --> 216.14] I don't mind the moving blog idea, but I think what we could almost do is like queue up a little bit of content and then weave it
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+ [217.10 --> 223.24] Hmm so have like moving blog content moving blog content moving blog content right so every moving blog is like
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+ [223.52 --> 227.06] Two days of moving kind of thing instead of just one day of moving
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+ [227.06 --> 232.96] Yeah, I think enough entertaining stuff would happen in one day of moving I didn't mean it because of that
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+ [232.96 --> 238.08] I meant it for the people that might not care about moving blog right they get more normal content
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+ [238.08 --> 244.74] Might also be fine. I don't know another thing that we should we could do unboxings
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+ [244.74 --> 250.30] We could weave in unboxings. Yeah, I was actually just gonna say like I was actually kind of thinking for next year people
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+ [250.62 --> 256.54] Some people really like the unboxing some people don't but I was thinking maybe we could do like one unboxing day a
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+ [256.76 --> 261.26] Week next year or something like that like Monday's unboxing day. Yeah, we're like
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+ [261.90 --> 263.90] Unboxing Saturdays or something like that
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+ [263.90 --> 269.14] We're like we could figure out what's our worst day of the week or something like that
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+ [269.14 --> 270.56] And we could do the unboxings there
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+ [270.56 --> 274.40] So that way the people who are like really hardcore and want to watch it can watch it and watch it
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+ [274.40 --> 280.24] But the people who sort of have their own schedule that doesn't revolve around when we release content
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+ [280.68 --> 283.74] We can save the higher production value stuff for that. That'd be cool
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+ [283.74 --> 286.18] I like that idea to putting it on the low traffic day
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+ [286.18 --> 291.24] The problem is we have such a hard time figuring out what our low traffic days are because these people keep watching
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+ [291.24 --> 292.84] Yeah, they keep increasing our max
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+ [292.84 --> 298.28] Well, I expected the video that I uploaded on Christmas Eve night to just tank
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+ [298.96 --> 300.18] right
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  [300.18 --> 307.24] But that video which is our 4k gaming system like value gaming system build log
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+ [307.98 --> 309.98] has
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+ [309.98 --> 312.98] Right the apps better. It doesn't make any sense
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+ [312.98 --> 314.98] 260 thousand views
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+ [316.86 --> 321.70] Like people watch the crap out of that on Christmas Day. I was at okay
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+ [321.70 --> 326.62] This might sound a little bit weird, but I was at a like house party thing for
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+ [327.78 --> 332.62] Christmas with like some friends that I went to high school with and one of the guys put a
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+ [333.18 --> 337.18] Linus Tech Tips build log video that went up that day on
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+ [337.18 --> 341.16] On the TV through Chromecast and it was the most awkward thing
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+ [342.68 --> 345.50] Then they knew who you were right? Oh good
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+ [346.50 --> 348.50] I'm just sitting there. I'm just like, oh
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+ [351.80 --> 359.46] With all the in your endo jokes. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, were your parents there? No. Okay. So this was just friends. Yeah. Yeah, okay
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+ [359.46 --> 361.46] That's cool. Yeah. Yeah
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+ [362.06 --> 364.56] If my parents were there it would have been my parents doing that
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+ [364.56 --> 366.56] Right
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+ [366.56 --> 370.76] I love like relatives over and they're like alright time to watch like
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+ [371.92 --> 378.56] LDT videos that's so weird like my my family has zero interest in what I do right like nothing
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+ [379.52 --> 382.24] like I think about the extent of
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+ [383.60 --> 386.60] about the extent of their involvement
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+ [386.60 --> 394.26] I think about the extent of their involvement in my show is like
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+ [395.52 --> 401.08] They know that I make YouTube videos. They know what YouTube is. I think my dad has watched a couple of my videos
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+ [401.44 --> 407.16] Meanwhile, there's my parents who have both seen every single video on my sec tips tech quickie and super fun a
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+ [408.06 --> 410.50] Lot of times separately because they won't have time to watch it together
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+ [410.50 --> 412.50] That is so funny
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+ [412.50 --> 414.50] That is so funny
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+ [414.50 --> 418.50] Mr. Wizard said thank you for the shout out. No, thank you. Mr. Wizard
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+ [418.50 --> 422.50] The forum doesn't run without the administration staff
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+ [422.50 --> 428.50] And if your admin is under your name on the forum, then you're either an administration staff or your nick or linus
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+ [428.50 --> 430.50] Or linus
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+ [430.50 --> 432.50] Or your function
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+ [432.50 --> 434.50] Wow
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+ [434.50 --> 436.50] What have you what have you done to admin the forum?
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+ [436.50 --> 440.50] I monitor the messages inbox sometimes
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+ [440.50 --> 442.50] Right, that's true
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+ [442.50 --> 444.50] That is an administrative function
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+ [444.50 --> 448.50] A lot of it's like junk and sales though
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+ [448.50 --> 450.50] Yes, and I ignore that
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+ [450.50 --> 452.50] And I just leave it in the inbox
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+ [452.50 --> 456.50] I know which means that there's like 200 pending messages all the time
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+ [456.50 --> 463.50] Well, honestly, I leave a lot of stuff in there just because it's like I don't have like I never really have time to sit down and deal with it
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+ [463.50 --> 465.50] And it's a very inefficient messaging system
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+ [465.50 --> 471.50] It is it's really so like I feel bad, but some of that stuff is just like why are people messaging me through here?
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+ [471.50 --> 478.50] Like I had someone message me today through linus media group calm asking me and I don't mean to call this person out
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+ [478.50 --> 482.50] But just like sometimes I kind of shake my head because the message is
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+ [482.50 --> 490.50] Um, yeah, there's this really cool corsair case and I think it's the 380 tier to air 240 air 240
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+ [490.50 --> 495.50] It's a really cool corsair case and I can't find any reviews of it online. Can you do a video about it?
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+ [495.50 --> 497.50] And I'm just like don't we have one?
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+ [497.50 --> 499.50] Yeah, we do so
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+ [499.50 --> 509.50] I go on YouTube and I type in air 240 our video is literally the first hit and it's just like and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna send them a
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+ [509.50 --> 512.50] Let me google that for you like it's like I'm not gonna be like that about it
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+ [512.50 --> 514.50] So I'll just link in the video
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+ [514.50 --> 522.50] Um, but it's like it's the first hit how hard could you have looked and it's but but but the thing is is that it's not like the guy didn't put any effort into it
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+ [522.50 --> 529.50] He managed to go all the way to linus media group calm which nobody uses no find the contact us form which nobody uses
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+ [529.50 --> 535.50] Yeah, and send an email about it. I'm like that was so much more work than just searching for it on YouTube in the first place
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+ [535.50 --> 544.50] Mr. This is why I think that video that no one agrees with me is important including everyone else that I've asked not even just line is media group
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+ [544.50 --> 546.50] But just the Google food video
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+ [546.50 --> 551.50] Right now maybe we should do it. No one thinks it's important. It probably won't do that well
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+ [551.50 --> 553.50] I know
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+ [553.50 --> 554.50] But I just I know there's people out there that need it
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+ [554.50 --> 556.50] We will get slammed just for doing that video
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+ [556.50 --> 558.50] I know, I know, like I just I know
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+ [558.50 --> 565.50] But the, okay, the problem is it's one of those things where the people it would help it will never reach
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+ [565.50 --> 567.50] Yeah, no I know and that's a huge part of the problem
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+ [567.50 --> 569.50] But like I know a lot of people need it
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+ [569.50 --> 574.50] But there's also a huge amount of people that it's just a waste of time for it because they're fine and it's not gonna help them
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+ [574.50 --> 578.50] I just there's there's people out there that just don't have the Google food
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+ [581.50 --> 584.50] Yeah, I think it's a life skill. I think it should be like taught in class
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+ [584.50 --> 588.50] It is now. Yeah, like what was it? Finland?
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+ [592.50 --> 593.50] Yeah, they do coding now
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+ [594.50 --> 595.50] No, they replaced
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+ [616.50 --> 618.50] I was just like okay, what we have here is a failure to communicate
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+ [619.50 --> 623.50] But yeah, like they should almost introduce it into that class
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+ [623.50 --> 625.50] It should just be like modern skills
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+ [626.50 --> 631.50] While we're marveling at just like crazy shaz for this year
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+ [631.50 --> 635.50] Here's our viewership graph for this year
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+ [635.50 --> 637.50] This is just crazy
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+ [637.50 --> 641.50] My favorite thing was the Twitch chat explosion when it saw the estimated earnings
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+ [641.50 --> 645.50] And like you guys forget that all of you guys are running adblock
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+ [651.50 --> 652.50] Yeah
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+ [652.50 --> 656.50] And the estimated earnings are like a pretty broad range there
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+ [656.50 --> 657.50] Yeah
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+ [657.50 --> 658.50] But yeah, like check this out
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+ [665.50 --> 668.50] And then it was like flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat, flat
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+ [668.50 --> 673.50] So my goal coming into this year was 200,000 views a day, average
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+ [681.50 --> 684.50] No, no, oh crap, it kind of fell apart
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+ [715.50 --> 716.50] Absolutely crazy
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+ [719.50 --> 721.50] Yeah, it might be kind of bananas
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+ [727.50 --> 729.50] Yeah, I don't know how hopeful it's looking
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+ [740.50 --> 742.50] The Phantom Glass video is going to be really cool though
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+ [745.50 --> 748.50] Oh, well I zoomed in, that might be the problem
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+ [749.50 --> 753.50] And something else that people have to bear in mind about our operation in particular
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+ [769.50 --> 773.50] I don't keep 90% of it
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+ [779.50 --> 781.50] And like this is, this is kind of crazy too
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+ [790.50 --> 793.50] That's where I got the idea that maybe we could do 200,000 views a day, right?
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+ [808.50 --> 809.50] Again, product focus, right?
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+ [838.50 --> 840.50] Like all the, all the cares
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+ [841.50 --> 842.50] Like the first half of this year
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+ [842.50 --> 845.50] It didn't really look like we were gonna do that much better than the previous year
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+ [845.50 --> 846.50] To be perfectly honest
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+ [853.50 --> 855.50] So that was 57,000
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+ [871.50 --> 873.50] My dad would have already been done
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+ [902.50 --> 905.50] Yeah, it's been, it's been a heck of a year
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+ [905.50 --> 909.50] I wasn't, I wasn't sure when we started this whole Linus Media Group thing if it was gonna work
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+ [909.50 --> 911.50] And I had a lot of people tell me it wasn't gonna work
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+ [911.50 --> 915.50] Like, especially when we first started trying to do pre-rolls or
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+ [917.50 --> 921.50] My favorite thing is people that I like very clearly remember having conversations with
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+ [926.50 --> 929.50] They're like, yeah man, like I always knew it would be work and stuff
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+ [929.50 --> 932.50] I'm like, yeah, okay, sure, sure dude
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+ [936.50 --> 938.50] So, not at first
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+ [938.50 --> 942.50] Considering, yeah, but even at first they didn't tell me not to do it
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+ [947.50 --> 951.50] Yeah, but they wouldn't be like no and they were supportive and they would help and whatnot
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+ [951.50 --> 954.50] Like they even helped us move to the office we're currently in
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+ [956.50 --> 957.50] Yeah
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+ [957.50 --> 961.50] It was at the beginning when I think your dad expected me to offer you like minimum wage or something like that
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+ [961.50 --> 962.50] Probably
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+ [962.50 --> 966.50] Based on what you were getting paid before helping me at MCIX
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+ [966.50 --> 968.50] I can see where he might have gotten the idea
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+ [968.50 --> 971.50] If I kept that wage I would be dead now
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+ [971.50 --> 974.50] I was only able to eat those kimchi bowl things
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+ [974.50 --> 978.50] Well he was a contractor, right? So there was no
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+ [980.50 --> 983.50] So it was like a flat rate per video and like per anything
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+ [983.50 --> 986.50] And then this guy's like, yeah, let's constantly increase our production values
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+ [986.50 --> 991.50] So like but like my my per work isn't going up
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+ [991.50 --> 996.50] But the amount of time it takes to complete work is going like way up
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+ [996.50 --> 997.50] It was an investment
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+ [997.50 --> 999.50] It was an important thing for us to do
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+ [999.50 --> 1000.50] I know it was
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+ [1000.50 --> 1002.50] It was an important thing for us to do
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+ [1002.50 --> 1006.50] I think my favorite is some of the like I don't even remember any of them anymore
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+ [1006.50 --> 1008.50] Because they've all completely gone away
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+ [1008.50 --> 1011.50] But all the all the haters that would post on all of our videos
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+ [1014.50 --> 1015.50] Linus media garbage
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+ [1015.50 --> 1016.50] There was that one main guy
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+ [1016.50 --> 1017.50] Yeah there was like that one guy
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+ [1017.50 --> 1018.50] I don't remember who he was
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+ [1018.50 --> 1020.50] But like every time was like
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+ [1020.50 --> 1022.50] And I hate that slick guy
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+ [1022.50 --> 1023.50] Blah blah blah
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+ [1023.50 --> 1025.50] He's gonna be out on the street in six months
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+ [1025.50 --> 1027.50] Without a penny to his name
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+ [1027.50 --> 1029.50] And like I hate him
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+ [1029.50 --> 1031.50] And Linus media group is gonna shut down
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+ [1031.50 --> 1033.50] And you're gonna have to go back to your real job
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+ [1033.50 --> 1036.50] And I'm just like you know what this is a real job actually
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+ [1036.50 --> 1037.50] Yeah
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+ [1037.50 --> 1040.50] I think we've demonstrated at this point that yeah this is a real job
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+ [1040.50 --> 1043.50] I usually bust my ass pretty hard at most jobs
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+ [1043.50 --> 1046.50] I probably work harder at this one than any other one I have
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+ [1046.50 --> 1048.50] Yeah me too
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+ [1048.50 --> 1049.50] But I mean that's the
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+ [1049.50 --> 1051.50] I mean that's what being passionate about something will do
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+ [1051.50 --> 1052.50] Yeah I mean it's
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+ [1052.50 --> 1054.50] I'm not complaining I'm just saying
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+ [1054.50 --> 1057.50] To be clear like yeah we're not just straight up in it for the money
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+ [1057.50 --> 1059.50] None of us are PewDiePie
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+ [1059.50 --> 1060.50] No
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+ [1060.50 --> 1061.50] You know we're not making four million a year
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+ [1061.50 --> 1064.50] Or like that's just stupid
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+ [1064.50 --> 1065.50] Yeah
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+ [1065.50 --> 1066.50] That's incredible amounts of money
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+ [1066.50 --> 1069.50] But yeah and in fact I think
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+ [1069.50 --> 1072.50] We're not we're not pulling a notch and buying that
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+ [1072.50 --> 1075.50] 70 million dollar mansion or whatever he's did
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+ [1075.50 --> 1079.50] Yeah I think every single person here could still make more somewhere else
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+ [1081.50 --> 1083.50] I still have offers for more in other places
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+ [1083.50 --> 1087.50] Yeah I could probably walk back into my old job tomorrow if I really felt like it
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+ [1087.50 --> 1089.50] Like yeah I'm back for good
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+ [1089.50 --> 1092.50] I want a desk with four monitors on it again
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+ [1092.50 --> 1094.50] I think the two most recent people
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+ [1094.50 --> 1098.50] Well one of them could have not left what he was doing and been making more
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+ [1098.50 --> 1099.50] Yeah
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+ [1099.50 --> 1102.50] And the other one could have continued what they were doing and then eventually been making more
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+ [1102.50 --> 1103.50] Yeah
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+ [1103.50 --> 1105.50] I don't know it's fun though I mean it's good
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+ [1105.50 --> 1110.50] Yeah and like what what the other I'm not trying not to use names because I don't know
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+ [1110.50 --> 1114.50] Yeah like I don't know how much we should talk about people's personal financial situations
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+ [1114.50 --> 1115.50] Yeah probably not at all
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+ [1115.50 --> 1122.50] Yeah one of the fairly recent ones when he was talking about how like the happiness level thing
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+ [1122.50 --> 1123.50] Yeah
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+ [1123.50 --> 1124.50] That's a huge deal
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+ [1124.50 --> 1125.50] Yeah
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+ [1125.50 --> 1127.50] And that's like a very well documented huge deal
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+ [1127.50 --> 1129.50] Like how making more money doesn't necessarily
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+ [1129.50 --> 1143.50] Yeah pass a certain degree and like well it's it's the diminishing returns thing so it doesn't just shut off but like you have to make such astronomically more to get any real improvement in happiness that it just doesn't really make a lot of sense and there's like a lot of
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+ [1143.50 --> 1147.50] And there's like other things that should improve like quality life improvements and stuff
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+ [1147.50 --> 1149.50] Well if you hate your freaking job
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+ [1149.50 --> 1154.50] Minor quality life improvements are probably not going to result in you no longer hating your freaking job
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+ [1154.50 --> 1157.50] So I don't know I think there's value in that
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+ [1157.50 --> 1159.50] Aw we've got someone saying this is getting depressing
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+ [1159.50 --> 1161.50] We're not meaning to be depressing we love our jobs
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+ [1161.50 --> 1162.50] That's the point
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+ [1162.50 --> 1166.50] Yeah we have to work really hard and bust our butts and that's fine
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+ [1166.50 --> 1172.50] But the yeah the moral of the story is when you wake up in the morning and want to go to work busting your butt and working extra hours don't really matter
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+ [1172.50 --> 1182.50] Like I'll come home and then be like oh time to relax time to answer messages on the forum trying to help people with like broken account problems
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+ [1182.50 --> 1183.50] Yeah that's what amounts to relaxing
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+ [1183.50 --> 1188.50] Yeah but like it is kind of like it's it's a slowdown and it's fine and I don't mind it
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+ [1188.50 --> 1191.50] Kind of work but like it's the kind of thing we would have done anyway
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+ [1191.50 --> 1196.50] Yeah like go hang out on a forum and answer some questions it's like we already did that crap before we
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+ [1196.50 --> 1197.50] Exactly
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+ [1197.50 --> 1199.50] Owned the domain that the questions were coming in on
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+ [1199.50 --> 1202.50] Yeah so it's like it's not really that big of a deal
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+ [1202.50 --> 1203.50] I don't know
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+ [1203.50 --> 1206.50] Shout out to the moderators they've been doing a really good job lately
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+ [1206.50 --> 1208.50] Welcome to the team Bladed Grass
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+ [1212.50 --> 1214.50] Alright well I guess I'll go home
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+ [1214.50 --> 1216.50] Hang out with my sick two year old
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+ [1216.50 --> 1219.50] I gotta shower peanut butter and jam out of my hair
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+ [1219.50 --> 1220.50] Yeah me too
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+ [1220.50 --> 1222.50] And then head off as well
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+ [1222.50 --> 1224.50] Alright peace guys
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+ [1224.50 --> 1225.50] Bye everyone
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+ [1225.50 --> 1226.50] See you in the new year
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+ [1226.50 --> 1228.50] Thanks for hanging out with us in the after party
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+ [1228.50 --> 1230.50] It's gonna be weird this 2015 next time
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+ [1230.50 --> 1231.50] I know
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+ [1231.50 --> 1234.50] It's gonna be all like I'm gonna be older
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+ [1234.50 --> 1235.50] I'm gonna be 30 next year
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+ [1235.50 --> 1237.50] No I'm not good thank goodness
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+ [1238.50 --> 1239.50] 29
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+ [1239.50 --> 1242.50] Yeah I was like how did you just get older that much
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+ [1242.50 --> 1244.50] Like you didn't even have a birthday
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+ [1244.50 --> 1246.50] How did that happen?
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+ [1246.50 --> 1248.50] So confused
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  [63.78 --> 68.82] yeah we know why because Twitter is supposed to be about stream of
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  [68.82 --> 73.08] consciousness so like what I'm doing right now whereas I don't do that I
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  [73.08 --> 78.36] don't really do that whenever I think you're like terrible jokes they go on
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- [78.36 --> 90.12] Twitter and whatever I'm like complaining about something like my favorite Twitter
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- [90.12 --> 96.00] posts that I do are the ones where I'm having where I'm having like some random
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- [96.00 --> 101.16] conversation with Yvonne and she burns me or I burn her like those are those are
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- [101.16 --> 105.96] my favorites by far because it's just like yeah that happens yes I'm that
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- [105.96 --> 114.54] awful and yes she's that awful and that's our life together we don't have
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- [114.54 --> 120.10] to do it anymore okay did they just kill it or what I essentially okay that's
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- [120.10 --> 125.04] fine so I think I'm not allowed to go shirtless on twitch so hopefully this nip
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- [125.04 --> 129.54] slip here is not a big deal if I'm using it to change into a twitch shirt I think it's
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- [129.54 --> 132.66] can I get away with it I think it technically is a big deal because
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- [132.66 --> 136.30] they're going with the like yeah I know guys can't do it either thing right
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- [136.30 --> 143.10] which is probably fair party bought which doesn't exist okay now hold on a second
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- [143.10 --> 149.78] because I saw a lot of I saw a lot of discussion about guys streaming shirtless
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- [149.78 --> 155.22] and girls streaming with like just cleavage hanging out all over the place
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- [155.22 --> 163.10] what if a guy streamed with cleavage hanging out all over the place so a v-neck yeah like a super
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- [163.10 --> 171.62] low-cut v-neck on a dude is that considered erotic to anyone I don't know to women like if there are
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- [171.62 --> 178.86] any women watching I'm sure it's erotic to someone it might be yeah I need to know like if the dudes fit
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- [178.86 --> 184.54] I'm sure it's erotic yeah but like what if it's a fairly tight fitting shirt and the dudes fit maybe
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- [184.54 --> 190.18] it looks okay well tell me this like does it have to you know does it have to be in because is it okay
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- [190.18 --> 195.14] is it an intention thing or what you're actually doing like if your intention is to be kind of gross
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- [195.14 --> 201.92] hard to like if you put on a chest toupee like 70s style chest toupee and wear a v-neck the chest hair
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- [201.92 --> 206.78] yeah like is that is that still considered attractive I don't know are you obviously
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- [206.78 --> 211.16] just trying to be gross and I don't think it's a matter of what's attractive it's a matter of what
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- [211.16 --> 217.62] they consider decent yeah I've got people saying that v-neck looks stupid I know it's not the point
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- [217.62 --> 223.98] the conversation we're having um like I think certain v-necks are fine I don't like the like
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- [223.98 --> 231.28] super low ones I actually prefer the shirts where it's a very shallow v-neck just because I like that
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- [231.28 --> 236.60] next one more all right brookla says anything is going to be erotic to someone and this is a very
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- [236.60 --> 246.76] good point um mcdude says or mike dude says uh why are people such prudes well because someone else
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- [246.76 --> 254.36] who complains really loudly is an even bigger prude and the prudes because the internet is like
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- [254.36 --> 260.66] mainstream now yeah I mean and I you know what I kind of get it like if you're trying to maintain a
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- [260.66 --> 266.02] somewhat professional website you don't want like shirtless dudes yeah you don't want cleavage and
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- [266.02 --> 271.72] shirtless dudes everywhere because that's not professional and that's not you can call it prude or
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- [271.72 --> 276.44] you can call it whatever you want but it what it isn't is professional you know it's the classic no
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- [276.44 --> 282.70] shirt no shoes no service that's the way the world works and what about no pants yeah like there are
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- [282.70 --> 290.20] plenty of websites that are not twitch where you can go to look at boobs in streams so yeah
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- [290.20 --> 296.86] live streams either or or or presumably having not looked into this I wouldn't be an expert on it
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- [296.86 --> 304.26] presumably not boobs in streams so apparently Linus and Luke should do a WAN show in latex
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- [304.26 --> 309.66] I will be doing a uh a body paint upper body episode soon that shipped by the way
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- [309.66 --> 314.72] so okay yeah so it's not here yet have we figured out my costume for the girls thing
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- [314.72 --> 323.10] is it showing up yeah if you don't get the things to then just go to uh let's go to the shop there
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- [323.10 --> 326.98] that's what I was gonna do to get the things yeah yeah just don't want to wait two weeks for damn
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- [326.98 --> 333.16] Amazon yeah well it's Christmas season who knows if it'll even show up until after Christmas we're
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- [333.16 --> 339.00] already in December yeah we're gonna have to get it locally apparently people are saying yet twitch
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- [339.00 --> 345.94] has insta-partnered with known porn stars okay you could but twitch would probably insta-partner with
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- [345.94 --> 351.40] any highly recognizable person as long as they're using the site within the guidelines yeah who cares if
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- [351.40 --> 356.52] they're a porn star yeah I don't see why that matters not really relevant yeah pretty much
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  [356.52 --> 362.56] um twitch states that they want to keep the website about the games and not what people are or are not
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- [362.56 --> 370.90] wearing and yeah I totally get that twitch doesn't need to be you know live cams rs central I mean yes
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- [370.90 --> 377.06] they're live and there are cameras involved I think you know what I meant yes let's keep it gaming
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- [377.06 --> 383.16] focused right guys apparently I shouldn't get glossy body paint it's worse to remove thank you for the
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- [383.16 --> 389.84] pro tip I already bought it I have no idea what kind it is I'm not a body paint expert no body
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- [389.84 --> 394.98] chocolate on the other hand I could probably tell you guys a thing or two industrial fondues
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- [394.98 --> 404.20] yeah fondues body chocolate fondues for cucumbers would chocolate cucumber be good probably not
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- [404.20 --> 409.02] probably not no chocolate doesn't go with everything what are we even talking about
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- [409.02 --> 415.98] yeah it's like water and water yeah chocolate rain
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- [415.98 --> 421.94] we're saying I should bust when you're talking about me singing or whatever they're like
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- [421.94 --> 426.34] nick bust into the room i was like chocolate rain i was hoping you were gonna do something like it
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- [426.34 --> 431.54] doesn't matter but that's why i yelled your name oh oh you yelled my name yeah i didn't say that
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- [431.54 --> 435.72] loud because i didn't want it to peak the mic i was like half listening for the sponsor spots
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- [435.72 --> 439.14] yeah yeah apparently it would be watery yeah it would be watery
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- [439.14 --> 447.78] this was a heck of a week so we released oil cool part three we released curved surround part two
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- [447.78 --> 454.04] the final the final one of that for something and tomorrow actually the number of people who were
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- [454.04 --> 462.72] butthurt at you about saying maybe we're gonna have so many oh man yeah that is a butthurt fist
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- [462.72 --> 477.58] um i almost shortened it but i was like no yeah okay so anyway he was just teasing just teasing
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- [477.58 --> 484.00] and not just teasing like teasing upcoming content just teasing it is coming out tomorrow night so
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- [484.00 --> 491.22] tomorrow night whole room water cooling part one will be up and i cannot hype this video enough i think
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- [491.22 --> 494.62] i've heard him say offline behind camera that he thinks it might be one of the best things we've
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- [494.62 --> 498.82] ever made i think it might be the best thing we've ever made ed still says don't hype it up too much
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- [498.82 --> 504.00] yeah ed says not to hype it but he's done a great job of it and i thought we're a hype machine
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- [504.00 --> 509.54] yeah i thought it was great hopefully we don't ubisoft this hopefully it's actually great yeah it
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- [509.54 --> 514.12] better be it is great you haven't seen it yet right no oh yeah it's it's done it's done it's
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- [514.12 --> 519.28] uploaded it would have been awesome if he had ubisoft it and like she's coming in just like eyes and mouth
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- [519.28 --> 522.52] bring air on minus his face for like one frame
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- [522.52 --> 530.34] that would actually be pretty funny so i can't promise how quickly the additional episodes are
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- [530.34 --> 536.06] coming but we have all the footage we need for episodes two and three they're just extremely
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- [536.06 --> 541.62] time consuming to make and we still need vo for two and we still need voiceovers uh for some of them
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- [541.62 --> 549.64] and then it's not strictly speaking done because not only did we never finish some things like the
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- [549.64 --> 554.18] vinyl decals on the wall stuff didn't we or something happened no no no no no um but we've
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- [554.18 --> 558.54] had we had some challenges with putting quick disconnect fittings on all the systems so we have
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- [558.54 --> 564.64] to finish off all the systems so they can actually be disconnected from the whole room loop um and then
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- [564.64 --> 569.24] we still have to put some vinyl decals on the wall and the power supply for the fans for the roof
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- [569.24 --> 575.42] mounted radiator died after like a couple days because it was just some cheapo like it doesn't
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- [575.42 --> 581.04] matter made in china like yeah but the cool thing about it and maybe we'll cover this in more depth
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- [581.04 --> 586.78] in the video is it's working without fans yeah yeah yeah one thing okay i didn't realize that there was
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- [586.78 --> 592.52] like cool decals and stuff inside the box of the loot crate thing and the outside is like super plain
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- [592.52 --> 600.12] and the inside's like cool stuff anyways oh can you like did he you did oh that's really look how tightly packed
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  [600.12 --> 603.88] everything is and i was like does it unfold and become something that's what i was wondering because
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- [603.88 --> 609.64] you can see inside the fold oh it totally does yeah there's a cut line here oh what what does it do
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- [610.60 --> 617.88] share document enjoy i don't know because there's stuff under these folds in there you can see yeah here we
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- [617.88 --> 623.32] should we should discover it while i'm talking but um like you're talking about putting the extra
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- [623.32 --> 628.76] vinyls and stuff on the wall like aren't we moving soon i've got people asking for please no please more
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- [628.76 --> 634.52] nips please more nips yeah not not today but i won't promise it'll never happen which is gonna ban us
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- [634.52 --> 640.92] yeah twitch is gonna i'll get banned while i rep my twitch shirt oh my god i think there's other stuff in
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- [640.92 --> 647.80] here did we not even notice all the stuff way to go lou hey man you were looking at it too are you a
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- [647.80 --> 652.60] pirate or a ninja what does this say this month's theme is battle oh it has like a whole little
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- [652.60 --> 658.44] like thing that goes along with it and there's like there's like little mega man and like ryu like
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- [658.44 --> 665.56] pop out dudes that you can stand up and oh and maybe it's something to do is oh my goodness i get it
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- [665.56 --> 672.84] i get it oh that's so sick it's a fight background oh nice so you put your little like dudes and they
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- [672.84 --> 677.96] like stand on it oh i totally get it that's awesome i can't believe we missed this we're going to pay a
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- [677.96 --> 685.16] lot more attention to that kind of stuff yeah and they screwed up the first one spot there's a freaking
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- [685.16 --> 692.60] street fighter arcade edition full game oh there's a game code oh i don't want to show that there's a game
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- [692.60 --> 702.44] code in here i'll show it like this there's a game code free game download street fighter 4 arcade
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- [702.44 --> 708.28] this like folds out like way bigger than i originally showed it so fair this was supposed
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  [708.28 --> 713.48] to be an unboxing spot so i don't think they expected you to like get it perfect all of these
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  [713.48 --> 718.68] things well they probably expected us to find the stuff that was in the box when i saw the paper stuff
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  [718.68 --> 726.04] i was like oh it's just ads and it's none of its ads yeah literally none of it is ads uh 50 off lichdom
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- [726.04 --> 733.64] that's a pretty big discount i wouldn't consider that an ad that's cool huh so i wonder how much
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- [733.64 --> 739.00] street and we suck is on steam it's probably like i don't think it's that expensive is it 20 bucks
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- [739.00 --> 745.16] 20 dollars shut up 20 value free game download so you pay 1337 you get all that cool stuff and you
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- [745.16 --> 751.32] get a 20 dollar game yeah that's pretty insane yeah but you're a sales guy so we can't listen to you
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- [751.32 --> 760.60] yeah eeeew ew business yeah all right i thought you were checking on steam i want to see if it's
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- [760.60 --> 764.04] actually 20 dollars because like it it might have been 20 dollars when they printed those and it might
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- [764.04 --> 770.92] be like two dollars now we'll see steam i'm i would check but i'm waiting for my uh my text to input
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- [770.92 --> 777.08] really yeah i was it's it's loaded now i'm gonna find it before your wi-fi is so much better than
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- [777.08 --> 784.28] mega rex what hot spot it's 30 dollars it's 30 bucks oh my god it's 29.99 we're in canada so maybe
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- [784.28 --> 790.60] it's like maybe it's 1999 in the us interesting um i already got an email from our rep back just being
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- [790.60 --> 796.20] like my team told me we're seeing a lot of awesome traffic to the site okay cool so apparently i screw
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- [796.20 --> 800.84] everything up and i still succeed well seriously when i saw the papers in the bottom i was like
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- [800.84 --> 805.96] oh here's junk and then it's like all awesome everyone who's still in the stream go over and
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- [805.96 --> 811.88] check it out non-arcade edition i think is 20 bucks so they screwed up they screwed up and they put it
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- [811.88 --> 821.64] to 20 value but it's the arcade edition oh this is this is ultra sorry wait what ultra oh is this ultra
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- [822.84 --> 829.08] that's the arcade edition can buy this oh i get it i'm looking at ultra i might be looking at the wrong
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- [829.08 --> 834.20] thing oh yeah yeah i think arcade edition is like the version before ultra it is you don't have one
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- [834.20 --> 840.04] of the expansions or whatever yeah okay okay so where's our key edition i don't know if you can buy
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- [840.04 --> 847.16] it i don't know it's still street fighter 4. there's like 18 versions of street yeah i just figured that
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- [847.16 --> 852.76] out that's super weird ultra mega wait we can't use mega that's mega man and there's also mega man swag
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- [852.76 --> 860.44] ultra super super mega man helmet man that thing's cool like i'm a huge mega man man so mega buster yeah
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- [860.44 --> 866.44] and it's like not not super cheap and crappy either oh it's not in the box like it's fairly
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- [866.44 --> 872.44] well constructed oh that's cool wow yeah that's actually has some weight to it yeah here's the stand
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- [872.44 --> 879.72] okay well i'm gonna go home and eat yay it's been a really long day do you want to go get food
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- [882.52 --> 888.84] do you want to go get food maybe let me check with the fam yeah should we go to the place yeah
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- [889.64 --> 894.04] do the stuff and then i'll stream after i'm streaming tonight for anyone who's wondering should we should
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- [894.04 --> 899.88] we stream lowbie instances i don't know someone asks when will linus read the comments
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- [899.88 --> 907.40] i love those questions i love those like you never answer any of my tweets that's my favorite
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- [907.40 --> 912.44] tweet to ever see um it's like well i'm answering this one not sure what you wanted to know
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  [913.96 --> 923.00] this is the one i happened to see people are asking for vlogs no man no dude no bro i do vlogs
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  [923.00 --> 928.76] vlogs of what i do vlogs whenever i do something that i think is particularly interesting vlogs of what
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  [928.76 --> 933.88] probably have like moving vlogs and like yeah we'll probably do moving vlogs yeah well i think
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  [1120.76 --> 1125.32] of you are going to be interested in it it's a video about a thousand dollar wireless access point
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  [1125.96 --> 1134.76] um and basically my my original plan i had this like amazing plan to like he just got through some
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- [1326.68 --> 1331.88] how they held up and the enterprise one is just if it costs three times as much as the consumer grade one
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- [1331.88 --> 1337.24] it more than justifies its price in that use case scenario but what they said a lot of people won't have
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- [1361.16 --> 1367.40] seemingly unlimited load like this thing is awesome then enterprise grade well the the are we calling it
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- [1367.40 --> 1374.68] what what ap we're talking about yeah it's the r700 yeah okay so that exact model ap is what um a mutual
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- [1380.76 --> 1386.84] r700s all over the place and for the entire school with all these kids hammering it all day they're fine
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- [1392.36 --> 1398.44] you were you were you were you were hoping i was i was hoping that the cisco meraki would do better
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- [1407.64 --> 1412.92] is better than the meraki well i was like if he goes through his raw testing and it like wins in
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- [1412.92 --> 1418.76] whatever scenarios he's doing then then wouldn't you be happy with it why did you want the ruckus
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- [1418.76 --> 1425.80] is there something you know that i don't about it uh it's a little bit i i like the localized
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- [1425.80 --> 1431.72] manageability i don't i don't like the cloud stuff that cisco meraki is doing uh i find it more simple
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- [1438.60 --> 1444.44] friends where they're running a whole bunch of these ap's i want one all the main menus are like here's your
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- [1444.44 --> 1448.28] google map style map plot all the points where your ap's are i'm like i don't have
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- [1448.28 --> 1455.40] a campus i have one small basement suite like i don't need this i just want to manage it and like
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- [1460.36 --> 1467.88] my ap and there was that funny thing where um some of my clients didn't support forcing 2.4 gigahertz
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- [1485.48 --> 1492.44] the meraki doesn't didn't even support forcing 2.4 gigahertz on an ssid until luke called them
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- [1492.44 --> 1497.24] honestly the dude on the phone was like super nice yeah and they were really fast they returned the call
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- [1497.24 --> 1501.88] really fast yeah they picked up really quickly they solved the problem really quickly and they're
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- [1501.88 --> 1510.12] really nice no not once i don't think so real real dude and like fixed it right away but he had to add
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- [1510.12 --> 1515.88] a button to luke's cloud management interface to force 2.4 gigahertz why is this button not in here
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- [1515.88 --> 1521.32] already yeah it's cool they're able to add it yeah but i shouldn't have to call support for a basic
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- [1521.32 --> 1526.76] feature like that i think part of the reason is that uh that ap that you have isn't like isn't
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- [1526.76 --> 1532.12] actually their highest end ap so it's kind of like bridging between enterprise and consumer so i
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- [1532.12 --> 1536.04] think they're trying to help people like more like i wouldn't say consumer but like small business yeah
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- [1536.04 --> 1540.44] yeah yeah so i think they're trying to help people not screw up considering that option exists i'm sure
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- [1540.44 --> 1544.52] on the even higher version it's probably there because they're expecting more of an ip administration
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- [1545.32 --> 1551.24] yeah so i don't know if they should lose too many points for that but well a more fair comparison
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- [1551.32 --> 1556.28] and where i might be better prepared to uh to do more of this testing like now that i know what
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- [1556.28 --> 1563.08] i'm doing i i burned like probably 16 hours of the time i spent prepping that video figuring out a way
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- [1563.08 --> 1568.60] to get repeatable results so once i have a bet i have better gear once i have better software once i've
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- [1568.60 --> 1574.20] had some more time to tinker with it i might tackle this again and then that would probably be a good time
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- [1574.20 --> 1580.60] for when um because we talked to ruckus about their x claim product line yeah so not the r series product
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- [1580.60 --> 1587.88] line but that would be probably more comparable to your maraki anyway um where these ones are
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- [1587.88 --> 1597.08] managed these are app managed uh wow that is that's a new fan art from jack sack jack sack did more fan
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- [1597.08 --> 1604.52] art hold on we gotta show this that's so good that was so fast how does he do it so fast dude it's
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- [1604.52 --> 1610.36] awesome i love his art style a wizard i love how you just magically have super long hair
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- [1612.04 --> 1615.64] well i think it was supposed to be like a modification of the pc master race guy
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- [1616.44 --> 1621.64] i don't think so no i think it's just like the beauty hair thing yeah i think it's just majestic yeah
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- [1621.64 --> 1631.56] that's awesome oh this is legitimately pretty cool i know i was like kind of playing around with it
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- [1632.44 --> 1637.00] like he's like it's not bad he's very posable yeah fully pose and he actually manages to hold the gun
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- [1637.72 --> 1642.60] which is a better than most action figures i got as a kid i don't think this is like these don't get
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- [1642.60 --> 1646.92] archived or anything right no yeah okay so this isn't getting archived we're not this isn't a sponsor
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- [1646.92 --> 1650.84] spot anymore that was honestly i was not really sold on the creek before and that was actually
 
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  [1650.84 --> 1657.08] pretty cool you get a lot of stuff for 14 bucks a shirt is about what you normally get yeah it's a
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- [1657.08 --> 1660.84] pretty cool shirt unless you're luke in which case every one of your shirts is free all my shirts are free
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  [1662.52 --> 1668.36] and like i'm not super into the little action figure thing but the bandana was cool yeah um the coin if
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- [1668.36 --> 1675.64] that game was good was cool yeah um the uh sorry i already said the bandana the free game that's i like
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- [1675.64 --> 1680.68] that they have like a variety of stuff yes so they hit like it's kind of like and like there's
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- [1680.68 --> 1686.04] enough value there's enough value in each type of variety that it was probably worth it even if
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- [1686.04 --> 1689.80] there's a whole bunch of stuff you don't care i don't know how they do it so cheaply just to be
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- [1689.80 --> 1695.48] perfectly honest mass yeah mass ordering yeah even even then like things like t-shirts only go down to
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- [1695.48 --> 1700.52] a certain cost like well there's like six dollar t-shirts.com and stuff yeah but that's you just have to
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- [1700.52 --> 1705.48] produce enough so that's six dollars so like yeah they only have thirteen dollars but no they sell
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- [1705.48 --> 1710.28] it for six dollars i know but it's cheaper so maybe it's four dollars or three dollars but that's
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- [1710.28 --> 1715.72] still using up a significant chunk of your budget yeah and it's probably like they do this every month
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- [1716.04 --> 1723.16] you can move his forms um they do this every month so they probably just have like some super
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- [1723.16 --> 1727.00] crazy contract where it's like yeah we're ordering like 10 000 shirts a month from you so we get blah blah
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- [1727.00 --> 1731.24] a lot yeah possibly a lot more than 10 000. i mean i have no idea how much business they do
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  [1731.24 --> 1737.96] either i'm pretty sure it's huge though it's significant yeah yeah because i'm sure i'm not
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  [1737.96 --> 1744.60] the first person who's been like oh it could be a good idea if i order this myself and then sift through
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- [1744.60 --> 1748.68] the stuff and give it to someone else's presence like i'm sure i'm not the first person that's done
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  [1748.68 --> 1753.08] that there's got to be some mom that subscribed to it and then uses everything in there as stocking
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  [1753.08 --> 1757.48] stuffers for christmas for example yeah people even like get this stuff to like decorate their
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  [1757.48 --> 1763.48] offices like when we went to the hyper x office yeah that one person had like so many pop vinyls
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  [1887.08 --> 1891.40] like this is good for this system even if the performance is identical to everything else yeah
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  [1891.40 --> 1896.52] yeah yeah yeah it's like if you need ram on either side of your cpu socket this might be important
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  [1896.52 --> 1901.56] yeah stuff like that and like the only things that i could see as an advantage of like those
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- [1902.20 --> 1908.60] rajentech or whatever ones that are coming out is like they look cooler yeah and good good looking air
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  [1908.60 --> 1914.28] coolers i'm i'm totally into yeah but like to do an ai liquid cooler review and be like the only thing
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  [1914.28 --> 1919.24] that's different is that it looks cool it's just like this is like awesome stuff this guy's like
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  [1919.24 --> 1924.60] yeah i got all this stuff from loot crate oh i guess i could just screen share derp in uh in a year
 
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  [63.78 --> 68.82] yeah we know why because Twitter is supposed to be about stream of
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  [68.82 --> 73.08] consciousness so like what I'm doing right now whereas I don't do that I
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  [73.08 --> 78.36] don't really do that whenever I think you're like terrible jokes they go on
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+ [78.36 --> 83.58] Twitter and never like complaining about something they go on like that has a
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+ [83.58 --> 89.34] use on Twitter not like the oh my god look at what I had for lunch today like my
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+ [89.34 --> 94.60] favorite Twitter posts that I do are the ones where I'm having where I'm
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+ [94.60 --> 99.66] having like some random conversation with Yvonne and she burns me or I burn her
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+ [99.66 --> 104.28] like those are those are my favorites by far because it's just like yeah that
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+ [104.28 --> 108.84] happens yes I'm that awful and yes she's that awful and that's our life
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+ [108.84 --> 110.88] together
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+ [110.88 --> 114.18] by the way that thing that we were gonna have to do after we don't have to do it
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+ [114.18 --> 116.88] we don't have to do it anymore okay did they just kill it or what
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+ [116.88 --> 122.88] essentially okay that's fine so I think I'm not allowed to go shirtless on
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+ [122.88 --> 127.32] twitch so hopefully this nip slip here is not a big deal if I'm using it to
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+ [127.32 --> 131.04] change into a twitch shirt I think it can I get away with I think it
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+ [131.04 --> 134.08] technically is a big deal because they're going with the like yeah I know
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+ [134.08 --> 140.10] guys can't do it either thing right which is probably fair party bought which
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+ [140.10 --> 146.64] doesn't exist okay now hold on a second because I saw a lot of I saw a lot of
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+ [146.64 --> 153.24] discussion about guys streaming shirtless and girls streaming with like just
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+ [153.24 --> 158.24] cleavage hanging out all over the place what if a guy streamed with cleavage
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+ [165.24 --> 171.86] dude is that considered erotic to anyone I don't know to women like if there are any
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+ [171.86 --> 177.32] women watching I'm sure it's erotic to someone it might be yeah I need to know
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+ [177.32 --> 182.60] like if the dudes fit I'm sure it's erotic yeah but like what if it's a fairly
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+ [182.60 --> 185.96] tight-fitting shirt and the dudes fit maybe it looks okay well tell me this
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+ [185.96 --> 190.94] like does it have to you know does it have to be in tech is it okay is it an
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+ [190.94 --> 194.86] intention thing or what you're actually doing like if your intention is very
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+ [194.86 --> 200.86] hard to like if you put on a chest to pay like 70s style chest to pay and we're not like the chest hair
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+ [200.86 --> 205.98] the chest hair yeah like is that is that still considered attractive I don't know
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+ [205.98 --> 209.84] are you obviously just trying to be gross and I don't think it's a matter of what's
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+ [209.84 --> 213.66] attractive it's a matter of what they consider decent yeah I've got people
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+ [213.66 --> 218.52] saying that v-neck looks stupid I know it's not the point of the conversation
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+ [218.52 --> 224.34] we're having um like I think certain v-necks are fine I don't like the like super
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+ [224.34 --> 230.74] low I actually prefer the shirts where it's a very shallow v-neck just because I
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+ [230.74 --> 235.86] like that next all right brookla says anything is going to be erotic to someone
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+ [235.86 --> 243.16] and this is a very good point mcdude says or mike dude says why are people such prudes
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+ [243.16 --> 249.86] well because someone else who complains really loudly is an even bigger prude
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+ [249.86 --> 257.86] and the prudes because the internet is like mainstream now yeah I mean and I you know what
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+ [257.86 --> 263.36] I kind of get it like if you're trying to maintain a somewhat professional website you don't want like
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+ [263.36 --> 267.98] shirtless dudes yeah you don't want cleavage and shirtless dudes everywhere because that's not
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+ [267.98 --> 272.90] professional and that's not good you can call it prude or you can call it whatever you want but it
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+ [272.90 --> 279.02] what it isn't is professional you know it's the classic no shirt no shoes no service that's the way
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+ [279.02 --> 285.44] the world works and no pants yeah like there are plenty of websites that are not twitch where you can
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+ [285.44 --> 295.88] go to look at boobs in streams so yeah live streams or or or presumably having not looked into this I
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+ [295.88 --> 303.14] wouldn't be an expert on it presumably not boobs in streams so apparently linus and luke should do a
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+ [303.14 --> 309.66] wanshow in latex I will be doing a uh a body paint upper body episode soon that shipped by the way
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+ [316.12 --> 322.86] things yeah I just need it if you don't get the things to then just go to uh let's go to the shop
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+ [322.86 --> 326.98] there that's what I was gonna do to get the things yeah yeah just don't want to wait two weeks for damn
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+ [326.98 --> 333.16] amazon yeah well it's christmas season who knows if it'll even show up until after christmas we're
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+ [333.16 --> 339.24] already in december yeah we're gonna have to get it locally apparently people are saying yet twitch has
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+ [339.24 --> 345.66] insta partnered with known porn stars okay you could but twitch would probably insta partner
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+ [350.92 --> 356.52] who cares if they're a porn star i don't see why that matters not really relevant yeah pretty much
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  [356.52 --> 362.56] um twitch states that they want to keep the website about the games and not what people are or are not
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+ [362.56 --> 370.90] wearing and yeah i totally get that twitch doesn't need to be you know live cams rs central i mean yes
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+ [377.54 --> 383.60] right guys apparently i shouldn't get glossy body paint it's worse to remove thank you for the pro tip
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+ [383.60 --> 390.60] i already bought it i have no idea what kind it is i'm not a body paint expert no body chocolate on the
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+ [390.60 --> 398.44] other hand i could probably tell you guys a thing or two industrial fondues yeah fondues body chocolate
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+ [398.44 --> 405.82] fondues for cucumbers would chocolate cucumber be good probably not probably not no chocolate doesn't
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+ [405.82 --> 412.86] go with everything what are we even talking about yeah it's like water and water yeah
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+ [416.40 --> 423.76] when you were talking about me singing or whatever they were like nick bust into the room i was doing
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+ [427.58 --> 432.38] i yelled your name oh oh you yelled my name yeah i didn't say that loud because i didn't want it to
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+ [432.38 --> 438.04] pick the mic i was like half listening for the sponsor spots yeah yeah apparently it would be watery
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+ [438.04 --> 446.52] yeah it would be watery this was a heck of a week so we released oil cool part three we released curved
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+ [446.52 --> 454.04] surround part two the final the final one of that and tomorrow actually the number of people who were
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+ [454.04 --> 463.04] butthurt at you about saying maybe we're gonna have so many oh man yeah that is a butthurt fist pound
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+ [463.04 --> 473.26] moment right there yeah but oh wow butthurt fist um i almost shortened it but i was like no yeah okay so
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+ [473.26 --> 480.92] anyway he was just teasing just teasing and not just teasing like teasing upcoming content just teasing
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+ [480.92 --> 487.38] it is coming out tomorrow night so tomorrow night whole room water cooling part one will be up
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+ [487.38 --> 493.58] and i cannot hype this video enough i think i have heard him say offline behind camera that he thinks
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+ [493.58 --> 496.96] it might be one of the best things we've ever made i think it might be the best thing we've ever made
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+ [496.96 --> 504.00] yeah ed says not to hype it but he's done a great job of it and i thought we're a hype machine
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+ [504.00 --> 509.30] yeah i thought it was great hopefully we don't ubisoft this hopefully it's actually great yeah
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+ [509.30 --> 514.14] it better be it is great you haven't seen it yet right no oh yeah it's it's done it's done it's
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+ [514.14 --> 519.28] uploaded it would have been awesome if he had ubisoft it and like just coming in just like eyes and mouth
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+ [519.28 --> 532.38] so i can't promise how quickly the additional episodes are coming but we have all the footage
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+ [532.38 --> 537.84] we need for episodes two and three they're just extremely time consuming to make and we still
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+ [537.84 --> 544.42] need vo for two and we still need voiceovers uh for some of them and then it's not strictly speaking
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+ [544.42 --> 551.20] done because not only did we never finish some things like the vinyl decals on the walls stuff
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+ [551.20 --> 556.30] didn't we or something happened no no no no um but we've had we had some challenges with putting quick
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+ [556.30 --> 561.26] disconnect fittings on all the systems so we have to finish off all the systems so they can actually be
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+ [561.26 --> 565.90] disconnected from the whole room whole room loop um and then we still have to put some vinyl decals
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+ [565.90 --> 572.00] on the wall and the power supply for the fans for the roof mounted radiator died after like a couple
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+ [572.00 --> 579.26] days because it was just some cheapo like it doesn't matter made in china like yeah but the cool thing
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+ [579.26 --> 584.10] about it and maybe we'll cover this in more depth in the video is it's working without fans yeah yeah
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+ [584.10 --> 589.96] yeah one thing okay i didn't realize that there was like cool decals and stuff inside the box of the
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+ [589.96 --> 594.60] loot crate thing and the outside is like super plain and the inside's like cool stuff anyways
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+ [594.60 --> 600.12] oh can you show that off though did he you did oh that's cool because you were like look how tightly packed
 
 
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  [600.12 --> 603.88] everything is and i was like does it unfold and become something that's what i was wondering because
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+ [603.88 --> 609.64] you can see inside the full oh it totally does yeah there's a cut line here oh what what does it do
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+ [609.64 --> 617.48] share document enjoy i don't know because there's stuff under these folds in there you can see yeah
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+ [617.48 --> 623.00] here we should okay i'll have to do it while i'm talking but um like you're talking about putting the
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+ [623.00 --> 628.28] extra vinyls and stuff on the wall like are we moving soon i've got people asking for please no
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+ [628.28 --> 633.80] please more nips please more nips yeah not not today but i won't promise it'll never happen which is
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+ [639.96 --> 646.68] there's other stuff in here did we not even notice all the stuff way to go lu hey man you were looking
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+ [646.68 --> 652.12] at it too are you a pirate or a ninja what does this say this month's theme is battle oh it has like a
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+ [652.12 --> 658.04] whole little like thing that goes along with it and there's like there's like mega man and like ryu
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+ [658.04 --> 665.08] like pop out dudes that you can stand up and oh and maybe it's something to do is oh my goodness i get it
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+ [665.56 --> 673.08] i get it oh that's so sick it's a fight background oh nice so you put your little like dudes and they like
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+ [673.08 --> 678.28] stand on it oh i totally get it that's awesome i can't believe we missed this we're gonna have to pay a lot more
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+ [702.36 --> 708.28] and this like folds out like way bigger than i originally showed it so to be fair this was supposed
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  [708.28 --> 713.48] to be an unboxing spot so i don't think they expected you to like get it perfect all of these
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  [713.48 --> 718.68] things well they probably expected us to find the stuff that was in the box when i saw the paper stuff
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  [718.68 --> 726.04] i was like oh it's just ads and it's none of its ads yeah literally none of it is ads uh 50 off lichdom
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+ [726.68 --> 732.04] that's a pretty big discount i wouldn't consider that an ad that's cool huh
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+ [732.04 --> 737.64] so i wonder how much street fighter 4 arcade is on steam it's probably like i don't think it's
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+ [737.64 --> 744.36] that expensive is it 20 bucks 20 dollars shut up 20 value free game download so you pay 1337 you get
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+ [744.36 --> 749.96] all that cool stuff and you get a 20 game yeah that's pretty insane yeah but you're a sales guy so
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+ [749.96 --> 754.04] we can't listen to you yeah eww
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+ [754.04 --> 761.32] business yeah all right i thought you were checking on steam i want to see if it's actually 20 dollars
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+ [761.32 --> 764.92] because like it it might have been 20 dollars when they printed those and it might be like two dollars
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+ [764.92 --> 773.16] now we'll see steam i'm i would check but i'm waiting for my uh my text to input really yeah i was it's
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+ [773.16 --> 778.84] it's loaded now i'm gonna find it before your wi-fi is so much better than mega wreck what hot spot on my
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+ [778.84 --> 786.04] 30 dollars it's 30 bucks oh my god it's 29.99 we're in canada so maybe it's like maybe it's 1999 in
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+ [786.04 --> 791.64] the u.s interesting um i already got an email from our rep back just being like my team told me we're
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+ [791.64 --> 797.40] seeing a lot of awesome traffic to the site okay cool so apparently i screw everything up and i still
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+ [797.40 --> 803.08] succeed well seriously when i saw the papers in the bottom i was like oh here's junk and then it's like
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+ [803.08 --> 808.36] all awesome everyone who's still in the stream go over and check it out non-arcade edition i think
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+ [808.36 --> 814.84] is 20 bucks so they screwed up they screwed up and they put it to 20 value but it's the arcade
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+ [814.84 --> 823.24] edition oh this is this is ultra sorry okay wait what ultra oh is this ultra wait what that's the
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+ [823.24 --> 830.12] arcade edition can buy this oh i get it i'm looking at ultra i might be looking at the wrong thing oh yeah
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+ [830.12 --> 835.08] yeah i think arcade edition is like the version before ultra it is you don't have one of the expansions or
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+ [835.08 --> 842.20] whatever yeah okay okay so where's our key edition i don't know if you can buy it i don't know it's
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+ [842.20 --> 847.96] still street fighter 4. there's like 18 versions of street yeah i just figured that out that's super
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+ [847.96 --> 853.56] weird ultra mega wait we can't use mega that's mega man and there's also mega man swag ultra super
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+ [853.56 --> 865.56] mega buster yeah and it's like not not super cheap and crappy no it's not in the box like it's
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+ [865.56 --> 872.44] fairly well constructed oh that's cool wow yeah that's actually has some weight to it yeah here's the stand
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+ [872.44 --> 879.56] okay well i'm gonna go home and eat yay it's been a really long day do you want to go get food
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+ [879.56 --> 888.84] food do you want to go get food maybe let me check with the fam yeah should we go to the place yeah
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+ [889.40 --> 893.48] and do the stuff and then i'll stream after i'm streaming tonight for anyone who's wondering should
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+ [893.48 --> 899.88] we should we stream lowbie instances i don't know someone asks when will linus read the comments
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+ [899.88 --> 907.64] i love those questions i love those like you never answer any of my tweets that's my favorite tweet
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+ [907.64 --> 912.44] to ever see um it's like well i'm answering this one not sure what you wanted to know
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  [913.96 --> 923.00] this is the one i happened to see people are asking for vlogs no man no dude no bro i do vlogs
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  [923.00 --> 928.76] vlogs of what i do vlogs whenever i do something that i think is particularly interesting vlogs of what
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  [928.76 --> 933.88] probably have like moving vlogs and like yeah we'll probably do moving vlogs yeah well i think
 
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  [1120.76 --> 1125.32] of you are going to be interested in it it's a video about a thousand dollar wireless access point
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  [1125.96 --> 1134.76] um and basically my my original plan i had this like amazing plan to like he just got through some
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  [1134.76 --> 1141.24] glitch in someone's system evidently um uh meraki access point it wasn't the glitch i know it wasn't
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+ [1141.24 --> 1146.20] a glitch but i'm sure they didn't intend for you to have one so whatever you want to call it he got
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+ [1146.20 --> 1153.96] maybe not but it wasn't the glitch he got like a 700 meraki like enterprise grade cloud managed access
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  [1153.96 --> 1159.00] point i recently got this thousand dollar ruckus one and then i was going to take some high-end consumer
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  [1159.00 --> 1166.04] grade stuff and i was going to like go full-on wi-fi testing and like i had so many issues with
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  [1166.04 --> 1172.28] it that wi-fi testing is redonk you i already knew that but i learned it's more i did learn a lot
 
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  [1195.40 --> 1203.00] and so for me to actually get the most out of a three spatial stream ac wireless access point i need
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  [1203.00 --> 1209.64] a client that i can move around easily to different locations to do range and obstacle testing so instead
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  [1209.64 --> 1214.44] i had to use a phone so i used the droid turbo because that's the one that holds the record for me
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+ [1214.44 --> 1222.04] for at my house i have 100 megabit down uh internet and on n wireless that's the one that does the best
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+ [1222.04 --> 1228.44] the best throughput with um with the thousand dollar ap so that's the one that i decided to use for my testing
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  [1228.44 --> 1235.40] i learned a lot about using iperf in the best possible way but there's still a lot more that needs to be done
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  [1235.40 --> 1240.84] like the problem with iperf and the problem i was running into with my testing is i had to basically wait for a run
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  [1240.84 --> 1247.24] where i was kind of getting consistent results because like a car would go by yeah um where's
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  [1247.24 --> 1253.56] the way speed test works like speedtest.net is it throws away the outliers at the top and the bottom
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  [1253.56 --> 1259.32] in order to give you that number of this is your typical speed whereas iperf unless you've got uh like
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  [1259.32 --> 1264.28] something like and i haven't tried jperf yet but i will just as part of the learning process next time i
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+ [1264.28 --> 1269.32] tackle this if i do the problem with iperf is it just gives you a raw average of however long you run
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+ [1269.32 --> 1275.32] the test and i to my knowledge there isn't an easy way to export it at least from the the phone version
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+ [1275.32 --> 1283.08] that i'm using yeah so i need a better client hardware i need a better client software layer so that i can
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+ [1283.08 --> 1288.28] draw more meaningful results from it but i was able to get something that is somewhat meaningful especially
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+ [1288.28 --> 1294.52] in my load testing so wireless access points are not just about max speed from the access point to
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+ [1294.52 --> 1299.32] one client because that's not how anybody uses them nope and they're not about maximum range either
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+ [1299.32 --> 1304.60] because it's it's relevant but it's not necessarily how most people use them so i did a load test
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+ [1305.16 --> 1312.68] so like a stress test where i i think i ended up with six or seven clients all of which were streaming
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+ [1312.68 --> 1320.44] video or some other kind of super intensive content use um and then i basically tried to bring
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+ [1321.56 --> 1327.48] the enterprise grade one and then a consumer grade one um to their knees and see how they held up and
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+ [1327.48 --> 1332.36] the enterprise one is just if it costs three times as much as the consumer grade one it more than
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+ [1332.36 --> 1337.56] justifies its price in that use case scenario but what they said a lot of people won't have it in that
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+ [1337.56 --> 1343.96] use case scenario yes so if you had a um like if you had an extremely busy household where lots of
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+ [1343.96 --> 1349.00] people are running off wireless it could make a lot of sense or it could completely not because you
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  [1349.00 --> 1354.04] might be better off getting a lot of more inexpensive consumer grade access points and then positioning
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+ [1354.04 --> 1360.60] them all over the place so if you want like a blanket of wireless over the entire building that can
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+ [1360.60 --> 1367.00] handle seemingly unlimited load like this thing is awesome then enterprise grade well the the are we
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+ [1367.00 --> 1373.08] calling out what what ap we're talking about yeah it's the r700 yeah okay so that exact model ap is
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+ [1373.08 --> 1379.64] what um a mutual friend of nick and i uses he's an it manager at a school i'm trying to be as vague as
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+ [1379.64 --> 1385.88] possible he uses r700s all over the place and for the entire school with all these kids hammering it
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+ [1385.88 --> 1391.32] all day they're fine yeah so like i i knew before you started doing this testing i was like the r700's
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+ [1391.32 --> 1396.84] gonna smash what was it you were you were you were you were hoping you were hoping i was i was hoping that the
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+ [1396.84 --> 1402.28] cisco meraki would do better than the r700 so that i could trade and then
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+ [1404.60 --> 1408.92] because somehow i wasn't going to figure out that the r700 is better than the meraki
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+ [1409.88 --> 1414.60] well it's like if he goes through his raw testing and it like wins in whatever scenarios he's doing
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+ [1414.60 --> 1420.44] then then wouldn't you be happy with it why did you want the ruckus i'm curious is there something
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+ [1420.44 --> 1427.32] you know that i don't about it uh it's a little bit i i like the localized manageability i don't i
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+ [1427.32 --> 1433.48] don't like the cloud stuff that's doing uh i find it more simple because i find the cisco meraki
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+ [1433.48 --> 1439.80] interface is designed around someone in a use case more like our mutual friends where they're running a
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+ [1439.80 --> 1446.28] whole bunch of these ap's i want one all the main menus are like here's your google map style map plot all
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+ [1446.28 --> 1452.84] the points where your ap's are i'm like i don't have a campus i have one small basement suite like
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+ [1452.84 --> 1458.36] i don't need this i just want to manage it and like if you're having some problem or if i'm offline
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+ [1458.36 --> 1464.20] for whatever reason i still want to be able to access my ap and there was that funny thing where um some of
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+ [1464.20 --> 1471.16] my clients didn't support forcing 2.4 gigahertz and while every other access point that i was originally
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+ [1471.16 --> 1478.20] going to include in my test one from ubiquity um a couple from linksys anyway every other one supported
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+ [1478.20 --> 1483.72] splitting out the ss splitting out 2.4 gigahertz and 5 gigahertz into separate ssids so i could
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+ [1483.72 --> 1489.32] manually connect to them separately the meraki doesn't didn't even support forcing 2.4 gigahertz
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+ [1489.32 --> 1495.88] on an ssid until luke called them honestly the dude on the phone was like super nice yeah and they were
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+ [1495.88 --> 1501.00] really fast they returned the call really fast yeah they picked up really quickly they solved the problem
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+ [1501.00 --> 1506.68] really quickly and they're really nice you have to talk to a robot nope not once i don't think so
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+ [1506.68 --> 1512.60] real real dude and like fixed it right away but he had to add a button to luke's cloud management
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+ [1512.60 --> 1517.96] interface to force 2.4 gigahertz why is this button not in here already yeah it's cool they're able to
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+ [1517.96 --> 1522.68] add it yeah but i shouldn't have to call support for a basic feature like that i think part of the
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+ [1522.68 --> 1529.00] reason is that that ap that you have isn't like isn't actually their highest end ap so it's kind of like
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+ [1529.72 --> 1533.72] bridging between enterprise and consumer so i think they're trying to help people not like more
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+ [1533.72 --> 1537.24] like i wouldn't say consumer but like small business yeah yeah yeah so i think they're trying
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+ [1537.24 --> 1541.72] to help people not screw up considering that option exists i'm sure on the even higher version
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+ [1541.72 --> 1546.52] it's probably there because they're expecting more of an it administration yeah so i don't know if they
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+ [1546.52 --> 1553.08] should lose too many points for that but well a more fair comparison and where i might be better
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+ [1553.08 --> 1558.20] prepared to uh to do more of this testing like now that i know what i'm doing i i burned like
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+ [1558.20 --> 1564.76] probably 16 hours of the time i spent prepping that video figuring out a way to get repeatable results
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+ [1564.76 --> 1569.24] so once i have a bet i have better gear once i have better software once i've had some more time to
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+ [1569.24 --> 1575.80] tinker with it i might tackle this again and then that would probably be a good time for when um because
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+ [1575.80 --> 1581.32] we talked to ruckus about their x claim product line yeah so not the r series product line but
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+ [1581.32 --> 1588.52] that would be probably more comparable to your maraki anyway um where these ones are managed these
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+ [1588.52 --> 1597.64] are app managed uh wow that is that's a new fan art from jack sack jack sack did more fan art hold on
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+ [1597.64 --> 1605.40] we gotta show this that's so good that was so fast how does he do it so fast dude it's awesome i love
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+ [1605.40 --> 1612.52] his art style a monster a wizard i love how you just magically have super long hair well i think it
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+ [1612.52 --> 1618.20] was supposed to be like a modification of the pc master race guy i don't think so no i think it's just
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+ [1618.20 --> 1624.12] like the beauty hair thing yeah i think it's just majestic yeah that's awesome
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+ [1624.12 --> 1631.56] oh this is legitimately pretty cool i know i was like kind of playing around with it
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+ [1632.44 --> 1636.76] like he's like it's not bad he's very posable yeah fully posable and he actually manages to hold the
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+ [1636.76 --> 1642.52] gun which is a better than most action figures i got as a kid i don't think this is like these don't
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+ [1642.52 --> 1646.60] get archived or anything right no yeah okay so this isn't getting archived we're not this isn't a
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+ [1646.60 --> 1650.84] sponsored spot anymore that was honestly i was not really sold on late creep before that was actually
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  [1650.84 --> 1657.08] pretty cool you get a lot of stuff for 14 bucks a shirt is about what you normally get yeah it's a
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+ [1657.08 --> 1661.32] pretty cool shirt unless you're luke in which case every one of your shirts all my shirts are free um
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  [1662.52 --> 1668.36] and like i'm not super into the little action figure thing but the bandana was cool yeah um the coin if
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+ [1668.36 --> 1673.80] that game was good was cool yeah um the uh sorry i already said the bandana the free game
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+ [1673.80 --> 1680.36] that's i like that they have like a variety of stuff yes so they hit like it's kind of like and
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+ [1680.36 --> 1685.80] like there's enough value there's enough value in each type of variety that it was probably worth it
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+ [1685.80 --> 1689.64] even if there's a whole bunch of stuff you don't care i don't know how they do it so cheaply just to
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+ [1689.64 --> 1695.32] be perfectly honest mass yeah mass ordering yeah even even then like things like t-shirts only go down
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+ [1695.32 --> 1700.20] to a certain cost like well there's like six dollar t-shirts.com and stuff yeah but that's
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+ [1700.20 --> 1705.24] just have to produce enough so that's six dollars so like yeah they only have 13 dollars but no they
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+ [1705.24 --> 1709.96] sell it for six dollars i know but it's cheaper so maybe it's four dollars or three dollars but
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+ [1709.96 --> 1715.48] that's still using up a significant chunk of your budget yeah and it's probably like they do this every
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+ [1715.48 --> 1723.16] month you can move his forms um they do this every month so they probably just have like some super
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+ [1723.16 --> 1727.08] crazy contractor it's like yeah we're ordering like 10 000 shirts a month from you so we get blah blah
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+ [1727.08 --> 1731.24] a lot yeah possibly a lot more than 10 000. i mean i have no idea how much business they do
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  [1731.24 --> 1737.96] either i'm pretty sure it's huge though it's significant yeah yeah because i'm sure i'm not
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  [1737.96 --> 1744.60] the first person who's been like oh it could be a good idea if i order this myself and then sift through
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+ [1744.60 --> 1748.68] the stuff and give it to someone else's presents like i'm sure i'm not the first person that's done
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  [1748.68 --> 1753.08] that there's got to be some mom that subscribed to it and then uses everything in there as stocking
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  [1753.08 --> 1757.48] stuffers for christmas for example yeah people even like get this stuff to like decorate their
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  [1757.48 --> 1763.48] offices like when we went to the hyper x office yeah that one person had like so many pop vinyls
 
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  [1887.08 --> 1891.40] like this is good for this system even if the performance is identical to everything else yeah
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  [1891.40 --> 1896.52] yeah yeah yeah it's like if you need ram on either side of your cpu socket this might be important
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  [1896.52 --> 1901.56] yeah stuff like that and like the only things that i could see as an advantage of like those
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+ [1902.20 --> 1908.60] rajintec or whatever ones that are coming out is like they look cooler yeah and good good looking air
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  [1908.60 --> 1914.28] coolers i'm i'm totally into yeah but like to do an ai liquid cooler review and be like the only thing
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  [1914.28 --> 1919.24] that's different is that it looks cool it's just like this is like awesome stuff this guy's like
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  [1919.24 --> 1924.60] yeah i got all this stuff from loot crate oh i guess i could just screen share derp in uh in a year
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