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[2230.58 --> 2230.78] You know,
[2230.84 --> 2232.04] after the pandemic,
[2232.26 --> 2233.48] I'm a bread bro now.
[2233.48 --> 2235.56] I'm a world expert
[2235.56 --> 2236.50] on bread, you see.
[2237.16 --> 2238.18] What kind of peanut butter?
[2239.10 --> 2239.46] Jif.
[2240.54 --> 2240.90] Okay.
[2241.14 --> 2241.82] Crunchy or smooth?
[2242.14 --> 2242.50] Crunchy.
[2242.74 --> 2242.86] Yeah.
[2242.96 --> 2243.28] All right.
[2243.36 --> 2244.08] Now, did you have
[2244.08 --> 2245.54] any problems tearing the bread?
[2246.80 --> 2247.16] Tearing?
[2247.28 --> 2248.02] Why do I need to tear it?
[2248.02 --> 2248.94] Well, sometimes when you apply
[2248.94 --> 2249.52] the peanut butter,
[2249.60 --> 2250.34] the bread can tear.
[2250.42 --> 2250.82] Oh, no.
[2250.82 --> 2251.80] If you're a noob.
[2251.88 --> 2252.50] It's proper bread
[2252.50 --> 2253.92] with a good gluten structure, dude.
[2254.34 --> 2255.20] Tell me about the jelly.
[2256.64 --> 2257.84] It was grape jelly.
[2258.04 --> 2258.84] It was very nice.
[2259.52 --> 2259.64] Although,
[2259.96 --> 2260.98] the English people
[2260.98 --> 2261.66] are probably sat here
[2261.66 --> 2262.14] going jelly.
[2262.14 --> 2263.50] It's actually jam.
[2263.82 --> 2264.02] You know,
[2264.04 --> 2265.20] it's what we would call jam.
[2265.96 --> 2266.44] I mean,
[2266.54 --> 2267.18] grapes are right.
[2267.42 --> 2268.10] Grapes are right.
[2268.38 --> 2269.02] It's okay.
[2269.30 --> 2269.56] So,
[2269.68 --> 2270.36] how thick is the bread?
[2271.70 --> 2272.72] About the thickness
[2272.72 --> 2273.32] of a finger.
[2274.40 --> 2274.80] Okay.
[2274.94 --> 2275.18] All right.
[2275.22 --> 2275.32] So,
[2275.32 --> 2275.78] not too thick.
[2275.78 --> 2276.08] Chunky.
[2276.20 --> 2276.66] Not too thick.
[2276.86 --> 2277.34] Nice crust.
[2277.34 --> 2277.40] Now,
[2277.46 --> 2278.12] what's your ratio
[2278.12 --> 2278.92] of peanut butter
[2278.92 --> 2279.58] to jelly?
[2279.88 --> 2280.70] I just did
[2280.70 --> 2282.42] one slice
[2282.42 --> 2283.30] covered in
[2283.30 --> 2284.88] a reasonable
[2284.88 --> 2285.30] thickness
[2285.30 --> 2286.24] of PB
[2286.24 --> 2287.50] and then the other
[2287.50 --> 2288.18] slice covered
[2288.18 --> 2289.58] in a reasonable
[2289.58 --> 2290.42] thickness of J.
[2291.56 --> 2292.12] Slam.
[2292.14 --> 2292.76] those bad boys
[2292.76 --> 2293.78] together and...
[2293.78 --> 2293.96] Now,
[2294.00 --> 2294.50] I need to know
[2294.50 --> 2295.22] what a reasonable
[2295.22 --> 2295.92] thickness is
[2295.92 --> 2296.66] because I actually
[2296.66 --> 2297.34] go a little heavy
[2297.34 --> 2297.82] on the jam.
[2297.82 --> 2297.98] Oh,
[2298.08 --> 2300.04] about 37 microns.
[2300.16 --> 2300.52] I don't know.
[2301.38 --> 2301.74] How do we measure this?
[2301.74 --> 2302.60] Were they equally
[2302.60 --> 2303.42] proportioned?
[2304.80 --> 2305.60] It's important
[2305.60 --> 2306.14] because you need
[2306.14 --> 2307.26] slightly more jam
[2307.26 --> 2308.02] to get the moisture
[2308.02 --> 2308.62] ratio right.
[2308.76 --> 2309.12] Oh,
[2309.22 --> 2309.70] I see.
[2309.88 --> 2310.12] Okay.
[2310.44 --> 2310.70] Yeah.
[2310.78 --> 2311.30] We don't have a
[2311.30 --> 2312.24] standardized jam
[2312.24 --> 2313.02] measurement system
[2313.02 --> 2313.58] in this country,
[2313.64 --> 2313.78] though.
[2313.88 --> 2314.12] I mean,
[2314.58 --> 2315.18] you like to measure
[2315.18 --> 2316.04] things in feet
[2316.04 --> 2316.44] and inches.
[2316.54 --> 2317.26] Maybe we should say
[2317.26 --> 2319.16] I scraped my jam
[2319.16 --> 2320.54] in eight elbows
[2320.54 --> 2320.94] thickness.