humor_sample.csv

,text,label,labels,human_agreement,human_number,human_agreement_true
0,One iphone in an apple two iphones is a pear.,1,humor,0.7,10,0.7
1,Apparently one in three people cheat. i wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,3,0.6666666666666666
2,How many square feet of pizza can you eat? trick question. pizzas are round.,1,humor,0.875,8,0.875
3,"My girl friend is a sex object. when i ask for sex, she objects.",1,humor,0.75,4,0.75
4,Describe yourself in one word bad at describing myself with one word.,1,humor,0.5,12,0.5
5,"Drinking ink won't kill you, you'll just dye a little inside.",1,humor,0.7142857142857143,7,0.2857142857142857
6,Have you seen the photo of me and rem? that's me in the corner.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
7,"Finally, an excuse to drink my own urine",1,humor,0.5555555555555556,9,0.5555555555555556
8,Need help with your math homework? visit mcdonalds.com/careers,1,humor,0.5384615384615384,13,0.4615384615384615
9,What happens when you keep feeding a cow money? you get rich milk.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
10,"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast.",1,humor,0.5833333333333334,12,0.5833333333333334
11,What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere? salmon en route,1,humor,0.5555555555555556,9,0.4444444444444444
12,What do you say to the montana barista when they overfill your chamomile? beautiful,1,humor,0.5,8,0.5
13,Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station the two white guys return,1,humor,0.7142857142857143,7,0.7142857142857143
14,I just threw up in my mouth a little. - cows,1,humor,0.9,10,0.9
15,"What did one dog say to the other? how the fuck should i know, i don't speak dog.",1,humor,1.0,10,1.0
16,My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... so i stole his wallet.,1,humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.8333333333333334
17,What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer? in the way!,1,humor,0.5,6,0.5
18,What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics? a cute angle,1,humor,0.5,8,0.5
19,Why do black people wear lots of chains? it's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.,1,humor,0.7777777777777778,9,0.2222222222222222
20,Why did snoop dogg need an umbrella? fo drizzle,1,humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.8333333333333334
21,What do you call the mother superior of a corrupt convent? nun the wiser,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
22,Why did willow smith whip her hair? because it has been very knotty. apologies in advance,1,humor,0.75,8,0.75
23,Day 3: dude next to me can hold his breath for 3 days. going on 4. very impressive.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
24,That was like a weekend camping trip for a sex addicts anonymous group. fucking intense.,1,humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.8333333333333334
25,I've been nominated for person most likely to not be nominated for anything.,1,humor,0.6363636363636364,11,0.6363636363636364
26,What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? i can roast chicken but i can't pea soup,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
27,Where do esport players go if they get arrested? guantanamo ebay,1,humor,0.625,8,0.625
28,1. denial 2. anger 3. bargaining 4. depression 5. acceptance ... the 5 stages of buying petrol.,1,humor,0.75,12,0.75
29,I would go to any lengths to find a good measuring tape.,1,humor,0.6,10,0.4
30,Nothing beats a woman with a great voice. except chris brown.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,9,0.6666666666666666
31,Your dad is so dumb... that he forgot to use a condom -sorry,1,humor,0.75,8,0.25
32,Want to hear a joke about ebola? you probably won't get it.,1,humor,0.6,5,0.6
33,A nutritionist wants us to examine a sandwich. so lettuce...,1,humor,0.6,10,0.6
34,"Are you cold? no dumbass, i'm on fucking vibrate mode..",1,humor,1.0,3,1.0
35,They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... butt fuck that.,1,humor,0.8,10,0.8
36,What did the salmon say to his shy japanese girlfriend? don't be koi.,1,humor,1.0,5,1.0
37,I dance like people wish they weren't watching.,1,humor,0.5714285714285714,7,0.4285714285714285
38,I contacted screwfix the other day. once again they have assured me they're not a dating agency.,1,humor,0.5,2,0.5
39,What does a super saiyan always put on his sandwich? ka-mayomayo,1,humor,0.5,6,0.5
40,Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? another time.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
41,"July 5th, 1776: the day the british drunk-texted america and said they still loved them.",1,humor,0.6,10,0.6
42,I used to work in a haunted pub... there was spirits everywhere.,1,humor,0.9,10,0.9
43,"What are some benefits to living in switzerland? well, the flag is a big plus.",1,humor,0.8888888888888888,9,0.8888888888888888
44,Describe your sex life in two words. my what?,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,3,0.6666666666666666
45,"Meet my good friend 50 cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 pounds",1,humor,0.5714285714285714,7,0.5714285714285714
46,The people of pompeii... mannequin challenge champions since 79ad,1,humor,0.6,5,0.4
47,If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'father'?,1,humor,0.75,4,0.25
48,I shot a biack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer.,1,humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
49,The cat's in the cradle....omg. it ate the baby.,1,humor,0.5,8,0.5
50,Easiest fact check ever: trump's claim that no politician has had it worse,0,non_humor,0.8571428571428571,7,0.8571428571428571
51,Accused serial train masturbator admits harassing more than 100 women,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,9,0.6666666666666666
52,Jimmy fallon shares viewers' worst 'how i got dumped' stories,0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.4
53,Women are starting to drink as much as men,0,non_humor,0.5714285714285714,7,0.5714285714285714
54,Beat the price hike: 6 ways to save on d.c. hotels in cherry blossom season,0,non_humor,0.5,8,0.5
55,"Dear kim kardashian, you are more than a great ass",0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.6
56,See the 'sons of anarchy' final season poster that will haunt you,0,non_humor,0.75,4,0.75
57,A humanitarian corridor provides an alternative to bombs and boats for refugees,0,non_humor,0.75,4,0.25
58,Transgender army sergeant shane ortega opens up about his journey,0,non_humor,0.8,10,0.2
59,Scott walker: abolishing federal income tax 'sounds pretty tempting',0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
60,"On divorce, co-parenting, learning to love your ex, and other stuff",0,non_humor,0.5555555555555556,9,0.5555555555555556
61,How to avoid becoming a wedding horror story,0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.6
62,Prenuptial agreements . . . why have one?,0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.6
63,So that happened: the economic context behind what's going on in baltimore,0,non_humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.8333333333333334
64,"Stemcells, inc., and the quest for a cure",0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.4
65,Ted cruz just reminded the republican establishment why they hate him,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,3,0.3333333333333333
66,'we always make the decisions that make our lives harder',0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,12,0.6666666666666666
67,"Women's tv shows can't get no respect, no respect at all",0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
68,Ithacan rockers x ambassadors give back to their hometown,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,9,0.6666666666666666
69,Heckler at ryder cup makes putt that rory mcilroy couldn't,0,non_humor,1.0,4,1.0
70,Jake tapper calls out kellyanne conway in fiery exchange,0,non_humor,0.8,10,0.8
71,Prepare yourself for the slowest rube goldberg machine ever,0,non_humor,0.625,8,0.625
72,Benghazi chair explains why calling witnesses is a charade,0,non_humor,0.625,8,0.625
73,Dad sends kids flying in magical halloween photo series,0,non_humor,0.75,4,0.75
74,There's a boycott going on at donald trump's fancy new hotel,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,3,0.3333333333333333
75,"Certain as the sun, 'beauty and the beast' has earned $1 billion at the box office",0,non_humor,0.7142857142857143,7,0.7142857142857143
76,Stressed out at work? how to cope -- without turning to food or booze,0,non_humor,0.625,8,0.375
77,Rosie o'donnell is leaving 'the view' after split from wife,0,non_humor,0.8571428571428571,7,0.1428571428571428
78,'stranger things' lego remake will make you crave for season 2,0,non_humor,0.7777777777777778,9,0.7777777777777778
79,"I wouldn't let my son play football, either",0,non_humor,0.625,8,0.375
80,New innovation in the aya cancer movement: the future is here,0,non_humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.8333333333333334
81,Pussy riot tells off fictional russian president on 'house of cards',0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.3333333333333333
82,Joe biden tells latinos to 'make no damn apologies for anything',0,non_humor,0.8571428571428571,7,0.8571428571428571
83,The gop convention logo looks a lot like the one from woodstock,0,non_humor,0.8333333333333334,6,0.1666666666666666
84,Photos of unrecognizable bear reveal horrors of exotic pet trade,0,non_humor,0.6,10,0.6
85,Federal court in hawaii blocks donald trump's new travel ban nationwide,0,non_humor,0.5,4,0.5
86,"Kardashian tanning line, sun kissed, is latest family venture",0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.3333333333333333
87,It's time for hillary to start 'busting some balls',0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,12,0.6666666666666666
88,Better medical care could cut opioid deaths by one-third,0,non_humor,0.6923076923076923,13,0.6923076923076923
89,Men twice as likely to lie about a death to get time off: survey,0,non_humor,0.5555555555555556,9,0.5555555555555556
90,James corden delivers emotional tribute to the ‘manchester i know’,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
91,Time to get byob -- get back your own body,0,non_humor,0.5714285714285714,7,0.5714285714285714
92,Australian police foil apparent terrorist plot to take down plane,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.6666666666666666
93,'the daily show' gives a perfect theory on trump's anti-muslim plan,0,non_humor,0.75,8,0.75
94,"My journey from baseball star to als patient, 75 years after lou gehrig",0,non_humor,0.875,8,0.875
95,It only takes two days to kick salt,0,non_humor,0.6,5,0.6
96,Zimbabwe's youth defy blackout to organize protests on social media,0,non_humor,0.6,10,0.6
97,35 must-have rainy day survival items for toddlers (and what to do with them),0,non_humor,0.7142857142857143,7,0.7142857142857143
98,Nicole kidman said the sweetest thing to keith urban in her golden globes speech,0,non_humor,0.7142857142857143,7,0.2857142857142857
99,Democrat to run anti-trump twitter ad all month in mar-a-lago zip code,0,non_humor,0.6666666666666666,6,0.3333333333333333