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+[SPEAKER_02]: There's never a dull break from a cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Tree, that's what I like about you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You're a rebel.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Always thinking outside the box.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The promotion's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here comes Boss Bob.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and...
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Let's get to-
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You'll love the Convenience Store!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello human!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Convenience Store Clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Mmm, that looks...
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating all...
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Thanks, you can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Don't forget to hand many things.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hello.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Was you kind?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, yes, much better.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're very good at scanning.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: And here's some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Keep the change, dead human!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Cha-cha!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray.
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