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+[SPEAKER_05]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: And here comes Boss Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, what?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Is this one the bee?
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Grab a-
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Cartridge from the tray, and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry, the what?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Storkler?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_05]: You'll love the convenience store.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I missed.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I would like to purchase these... Chips.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Make sure you heat them up.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: At least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: mmm that looks acceptable hurry up and scan that so i can get eating already you can just thanks a bunch to finalize a sale pull the lever on the register
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+[SPEAKER_03]: All right, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Well hello!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Would you kindly put those in a- Ah yes, much better!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're very good at scanning.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_04]: And here are some bank notes for you.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Keep the change, good human.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Ka-ka!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, York.
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