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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
+
+2
+00:00:23,447 --> 00:00:25,307
+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright.
+
+3
+00:00:29,868 --> 00:00:30,689
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+
+4
+00:00:30,969 --> 00:00:34,230
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
+
+5
+00:00:36,450 --> 00:00:38,571
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
+
+6
+00:00:49,248 --> 00:00:52,896
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+
+7
+00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:34,464
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+
+8
+00:01:49,851 --> 00:01:51,712
+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
+
+9
+00:01:52,432 --> 00:01:53,973
+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
+
+10
+00:01:59,158 --> 00:02:05,219
+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
+
+11
+00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:38,796
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello there, can you get me number one please?
+
+12
+00:02:38,936 --> 00:02:39,916
+[SPEAKER_00]: I need number one.
+
+13
+00:02:39,976 --> 00:02:41,997
+[SPEAKER_00]: Line one for me, thank you very much.
+
+14
+00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:55,202
+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
+
+15
+00:03:21,895 --> 00:03:24,218
+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+
+16
+00:03:30,985 --> 00:03:32,367
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
+
+17
+00:03:32,787 --> 00:03:33,588
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
+
+18
+00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:37,433
+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+
+19
+00:03:37,813 --> 00:03:41,717
+[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+
+20
+00:03:42,861 --> 00:03:55,562
+[SPEAKER_02]: uh you can count on me that's what i like to hear hey human you've been doing a good job i've been thinking about giving you a promotion in fact if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job's yours
+
+21
+00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:07,387
+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
+
+22
+00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,789
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+
+23
+00:04:10,289 --> 00:04:10,770
+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
+
+24
+00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:12,351
+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
+
+25
+00:04:22,019 --> 00:04:24,901
+[SPEAKER_03]: And the lobby is... Good job, human.
+
+26
+00:04:24,921 --> 00:04:26,022
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
+
+27
+00:04:26,442 --> 00:04:27,603
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Boss-Bot.
+
+28
+00:04:27,803 --> 00:04:29,525
+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
+
+29
+00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:08,621
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+
+30
+00:06:14,086 --> 00:06:16,347
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+
+31
+00:06:16,367 --> 00:06:18,389
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+
+32
+00:06:28,238 --> 00:06:31,360
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of...
+
+33
+00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,262
+[SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
+
+34
+00:06:34,409 --> 00:06:38,752
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+
+35
+00:06:44,215 --> 00:06:45,395
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+
+36
+00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:47,817
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+
+37
+00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:58,163
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+
+38
+00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:26,249
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+
+39
+00:07:26,549 --> 00:07:27,670
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
+
+40
+00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,061
+[SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
+
+41
+00:07:34,401 --> 00:07:36,464
+[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these... Chips.
+
+42
+00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:46,234
+[SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+
+43
+00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:48,957
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+
+44
+00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:50,418
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up.
+
+45
+00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:51,800
+[SPEAKER_03]: At least a little bit.
+
+46
+00:08:37,552 --> 00:08:38,192
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, buns.
+
+47
+00:08:43,253 --> 00:08:45,633
+[SPEAKER_03]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
+
+48
+00:08:45,933 --> 00:08:48,234
+[SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
+
+49
+00:08:51,634 --> 00:08:53,615
+[SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
+
+50
+00:08:53,635 --> 00:08:54,515
+[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
+
+51
+00:08:56,855 --> 00:08:59,696
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+
+52
+00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,017
+[SPEAKER_01]: All right, here's your paper currency.
+
+53
+00:09:15,295 --> 00:09:16,936
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
+
+54
+00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:22,139
+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks!
+
+55
+00:09:22,519 --> 00:09:24,180
+[SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
+
+56
+00:09:30,023 --> 00:09:38,548
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+
+57
+00:09:43,322 --> 00:09:45,582
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?
+
+58
+00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:47,843
+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah yes, much better.
+
+59
+00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:52,184
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
+
+60
+00:10:10,328 --> 00:10:12,428
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo size that?
+
+61
+00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:22,980
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love this taste of sugar!
+
+62
+00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:33,849
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+
+63
+00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,491
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+
+64
+00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:43,558
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you!
+
+65
+00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:45,520
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+
+66
+00:11:05,573 --> 00:11:05,813
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.
+
+67
+00:11:07,355 --> 00:11:08,356
+[SPEAKER_03]: Nice, I might do the questionnaire.
+
+68
+00:12:17,941 --> 00:12:18,358
+[SPEAKER_03]: A human?
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+23447	25307	Alright.
+29868	30689	Hello, human.
+30969	34230	Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
+36450	38571	Take a look at this board for instructions.
+49248	52896	Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+90842	94464	Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+109851	111712	Now you're ready to start your day.
+112432	113973	It's time for computer.
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+156835	158796	Hello there, can you get me number one please?
+158936	159916	I need number one.
+159976	161997	Line one for me, thank you very much.
+171180	175202	Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
+201895	204218	Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+210985	212367	Here comes supervisor bot.
+212787	213588	Better look busy.
+215030	217433	Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+217813	221717	Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+222861	235562	uh you can count on me that's what i like to hear hey human you've been doing a good job i've been thinking about giving you a promotion in fact if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job's yours
+245866	247387	You see, that's why I like you.
+247848	249789	Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+250289	250770	Take this.
+251130	252351	The new position's yours.
+262019	264901	And the lobby is... Good job, human.
+264921	266022	You're climbing the ranks.
+266442	267603	And here comes Boss-Bot.
+267803	269525	Looks like he's got more work for you.
+365178	368621	Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+376367	378389	You'll love the convenience store.
+388238	391360	Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+394409	398752	Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+404215	405395	Let's open up this shop.
+405876	407817	You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+467675	468957	Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+469377	470418	Make sure you heat them up.
+470879	471800	At least a little bit.
+517552	518192	Oh, buns.
+523253	525633	Mmm, that looks acceptable.
+525933	528234	Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
+531634	533615	You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
+533635	534515	Thanks a bunch.
+536855	539696	To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+555295	556936	Don't forget to hand over the change!
+561478	562139	Many thanks!
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+570023	578548	It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+583322	585582	Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?
+585602	587843	Ah yes, much better.
+589803	592184	I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
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+621238	622980	Oh, I love this taste of sugar!
+632388	633849	Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+641876	643558	And here's some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello there, can you get me number one please?
+[SPEAKER_00]: I need number one.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Line one for me, thank you very much.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+[SPEAKER_02]: uh you can count on me that's what i like to hear hey human you've been doing a good job i've been thinking about giving you a promotion in fact if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job's yours
+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
+[SPEAKER_03]: And the lobby is... Good job, human.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Boss-Bot.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of...
+[SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
+[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these... Chips.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up.
+[SPEAKER_03]: At least a little bit.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, buns.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
+[SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+[SPEAKER_01]: All right, here's your paper currency.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks!
+[SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?
+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah yes, much better.
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo size that?
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love this taste of sugar!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Nice, I might do the questionnaire.
+[SPEAKER_03]: A human?

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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright.
+
+00:29.868 --> 00:30.689
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+
+00:30.969 --> 00:34.230
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
+
+00:36.450 --> 00:38.571
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
+
+00:49.248 --> 00:52.896
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+
+01:30.842 --> 01:34.464
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+
+01:49.851 --> 01:51.712
+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+01:52.432 --> 01:53.973
+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
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+01:59.158 --> 02:05.219
+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+02:36.835 --> 02:38.796
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello there, can you get me number one please?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I need number one.
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+02:39.976 --> 02:41.997
+[SPEAKER_00]: Line one for me, thank you very much.
+
+02:51.180 --> 02:55.202
+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
+
+03:21.895 --> 03:24.218
+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+
+03:30.985 --> 03:32.367
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
+
+03:32.787 --> 03:33.588
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
+
+03:35.030 --> 03:37.433
+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+
+03:37.813 --> 03:41.717
+[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+
+03:42.861 --> 03:55.562
+[SPEAKER_02]: uh you can count on me that's what i like to hear hey human you've been doing a good job i've been thinking about giving you a promotion in fact if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds the job's yours
+
+04:05.866 --> 04:07.387
+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
+
+04:07.848 --> 04:09.789
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+
+04:10.289 --> 04:10.770
+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
+
+04:11.130 --> 04:12.351
+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
+
+04:22.019 --> 04:24.901
+[SPEAKER_03]: And the lobby is... Good job, human.
+
+04:24.921 --> 04:26.022
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
+
+04:26.442 --> 04:27.603
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Boss-Bot.
+
+04:27.803 --> 04:29.525
+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
+
+06:05.178 --> 06:08.621
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+
+06:14.086 --> 06:16.347
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+
+06:16.367 --> 06:18.389
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+
+06:28.238 --> 06:31.360
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of...
+
+06:31.680 --> 06:33.262
+[SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
+
+06:34.409 --> 06:38.752
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+
+06:44.215 --> 06:45.395
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+
+06:45.876 --> 06:47.817
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+
+06:54.100 --> 06:58.163
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+
+07:11.199 --> 07:26.249
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+
+07:26.549 --> 07:27.670
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
+
+07:33.300 --> 07:34.061
+[SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
+
+07:34.401 --> 07:36.464
+[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these... Chips.
+
+07:43.631 --> 07:46.234
+[SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+
+07:47.675 --> 07:48.957
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+
+07:49.377 --> 07:50.418
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up.
+
+07:50.879 --> 07:51.800
+[SPEAKER_03]: At least a little bit.
+
+08:37.552 --> 08:38.192
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, buns.
+
+08:43.253 --> 08:45.633
+[SPEAKER_03]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
+
+08:45.933 --> 08:48.234
+[SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
+
+08:51.634 --> 08:53.615
+[SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
+
+08:53.635 --> 08:54.515
+[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
+
+08:56.855 --> 08:59.696
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+
+09:03.877 --> 09:06.017
+[SPEAKER_01]: All right, here's your paper currency.
+
+09:15.295 --> 09:16.936
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
+
+09:21.478 --> 09:22.139
+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks!
+
+09:22.519 --> 09:24.180
+[SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
+
+09:30.023 --> 09:38.548
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+
+09:43.322 --> 09:45.582
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?
+
+09:45.602 --> 09:47.843
+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah yes, much better.
+
+09:49.803 --> 09:52.184
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
+
+10:10.328 --> 10:12.428
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo size that?
+
+10:21.238 --> 10:22.980
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love this taste of sugar!
+
+10:32.388 --> 10:33.849
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+
+10:34.210 --> 10:35.491
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+
+10:41.876 --> 10:43.558
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you!
+
+10:43.978 --> 10:45.520
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+
+11:05.573 --> 11:05.813
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello.
+
+11:07.355 --> 11:08.356
+[SPEAKER_03]: Nice, I might do the questionnaire.
+
+12:17.941 --> 12:18.358
+[SPEAKER_03]: A human?
+