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+[SPEAKER_02]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It's time for COMPUTER.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now I'm on it.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, a message.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Grab a-
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+[SPEAKER_00]: A cartridge from the tray, and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You'll love the Convenience Store!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, human!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Convenience Store Clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions, and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already, thanks a- To finalize a sale, pull the leaper on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Many thanks, have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Was you kind?
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, yes!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Much better!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_03]: And here are some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Keep the change, good human!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Ta-ta!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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