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+[SPEAKER_00]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, human!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tray and...
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: You'll love the convenience store.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I would like to purchase these.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Chips.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Make sure you heat them up.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: At least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks a bunch.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Was you kinda- Ah, yes.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Much better.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Would you kindly jumbo size that?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're very good at standing.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: And here's some banknotes for you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Keep the change, good human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Ta-ta!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Grab a cartridge from the tray.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Let's get to work.
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