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+[SPEAKER_01]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: It's time for computer
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You can count on me, that's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Grab a cartridge from the tray, and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Convenience store clerk?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take a look at this board for instructions, and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: let's open up this shop you can start by cleaning you'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store all righty let's get to business here's your first customer
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: All right, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly buy yes?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Much better.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo size that?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and
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