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+[SPEAKER_00]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, yeah, I think so.
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