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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for COMPUTER.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Always workin' hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, you-
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Thanks a bunch.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: All right, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly- Ah yes, much better!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Grab a cart.
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