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+[SPEAKER_01]: the office worker there's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm hello human welcome to an accurate simulation of office worker take a look at this board for instructions
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Here comes supervisor bottom.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Good job, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I'm guessing it's Store Clerk again.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You'll love the Convenience Store!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Convenience Store Clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You can start by cleaning up.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Make sure you heat them up at least a little bit.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a- To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Well hello!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Was you kindly put- Ah yes, much better!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Ta-ta!
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