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+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ 00:00:22,335 --> 00:00:25,618
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+ 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,962
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+ 00:00:36,845 --> 00:00:40,509
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+ 00:00:55,043 --> 00:00:58,687
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+ 00:01:13,098 --> 00:01:14,899
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+ 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:52,244
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+ [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, can you get me line zero, please?
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+ [SPEAKER_00]: Zero, thank you very much.
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+ 12
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+ 00:02:12,873 --> 00:02:16,795
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+ 13
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+ 00:02:21,251 --> 00:02:23,413
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+ 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,001
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+ 00:02:38,451 --> 00:02:42,375
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+ 00:02:43,536 --> 00:02:45,498
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes BossBot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Chips.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks a bunch!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Many thanks.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+ start end text
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+ 9524 12447 There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ 21274 22095 Hello, human.
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+ 22335 25618 Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+ 27840 29962 Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+ 36845 40509 Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+ 55043 58687 Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+ 73098 74899 Now you're ready to start your day.
9
+ 74919 77239 It's time for computer.
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+ 82421 88483 The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+ 110343 112244 Hello, can you get me line zero, please?
12
+ 112484 129671 Zero, thank you very much.
13
+ 132873 136795 Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+ 141251 143413 Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
15
+ 151620 153001 Here comes supervisor bot.
16
+ 153401 154182 Better look busy.
17
+ 155689 158031 Okay everybody, let's make some business.
18
+ 158451 162375 Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
19
+ 163536 165498 Uh, you can count on me.
20
+ 165678 166859 That's what I like to hear.
21
+ 167239 169561 Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
22
+ 169822 172044 I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
23
+ 172404 176227 In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
24
+ 186517 188038 You see, that's why I like you.
25
+ 188499 190421 Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+ 190941 191442 Take this.
27
+ 191782 193003 The new position's yours.
28
+ 205695 206596 Good job, human.
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+ 206736 207838 You're climbing the ranks.
30
+ 208258 209439 And here comes BossBot.
31
+ 209639 211321 Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+ 248505 249125 Hello, human.
33
+ 249406 251967 Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
34
+ 256390 258612 Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
35
+ 258912 265757 You'll love the convenience store!
36
+ 268358 269159 Hello, human.
37
+ 269459 271501 Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+ 271821 273422 Convenience store clerk.
39
+ 274563 278887 Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
40
+ 282650 283811 Let's open up this shop.
41
+ 284291 286233 You can start by cleaning off your counter.
42
+ 293598 297642 You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
43
+ 319460 321381 Alrighty, let's get to business.
44
+ 321681 322821 Here's your first customer.
45
+ 328163 329203 Good afternoon, human.
46
+ 329563 330964 I would like to purchase these.
47
+ 331124 331624 Chips.
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+ 335165 337766 Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
49
+ 339187 340467 Hot dogs are in the freezer.
50
+ 340907 343308 Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
51
+ 359250 360951 Mmm, that looks...
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+ 360971 361591 Acceptable.
53
+ 361611 364212 Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
54
+ 364592 366633 You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
55
+ 368234 369114 Thanks a bunch!
56
+ 370315 373156 To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+ 382560 384661 Alright, here's your paper currency.
58
+ 396974 398615 Don't forget to hand over the change.
59
+ 400495 401096 Many thanks.
60
+ 401436 403096 Have a profitable day.
61
+ 413781 422384 It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
62
+ 423265 424045 Well hello!
63
+ 433745 435027 Would you kindly pie?
64
+ 435067 435388 Yes!
65
+ 435748 436409 Much better!
66
+ 438372 440735 I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
67
+ 462358 464398 Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
68
+ 469959 471740 Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
69
+ 473760 475180 Oh, you're very good at standing.
70
+ 475580 476840 Now, would you pass that to me?
71
+ 482461 484162 And here are some banknotes for you.
72
+ 484582 486122 Keep the change, good human.
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+ 490683 491343 Cha-cha!
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1
+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
2
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
3
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
4
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
5
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
6
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
7
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
8
+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
9
+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
10
+ [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, can you get me line zero, please?
11
+ [SPEAKER_00]: Zero, thank you very much.
12
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
13
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
14
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
15
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
16
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
17
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
18
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
19
+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
20
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
21
+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
22
+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
23
+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
24
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
25
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
26
+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
27
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
28
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
29
+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes BossBot.
30
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
31
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
32
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
33
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
34
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
35
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
36
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
37
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
38
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
39
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
40
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
41
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
42
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
43
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
44
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
45
+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these.
46
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Chips.
47
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
48
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
49
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
50
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks...
51
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Acceptable.
52
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
53
+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
54
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks a bunch!
55
+ [SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
56
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
57
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
58
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Many thanks.
59
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day.
60
+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
61
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Well hello!
62
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly pie?
63
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Yes!
64
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
65
+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
66
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
67
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
68
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at standing.
69
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
70
+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you.
71
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
72
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ 00:22.335 --> 00:25.618
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+ [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, can you get me line zero, please?
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+ [SPEAKER_00]: Zero, thank you very much.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes BossBot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Convenience store clerk.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Chips.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks...
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Acceptable.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks a bunch!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Many thanks.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Well hello!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly pie?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Yes!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen slushy delights!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at standing.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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