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+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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+ 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:20,659
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human!
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+ 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,182
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+
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+ 5
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+ 00:00:26,363 --> 00:00:28,525
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+ 00:00:33,988 --> 00:00:37,651
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+ 00:00:49,858 --> 00:00:53,501
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+ 00:01:12,433 --> 00:01:14,275
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+ 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:16,556
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for COMPUTER.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Come on!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+
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+ 12
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+ 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:50,246
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+
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+ 13
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+ 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,582
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+ 14
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+ 00:02:07,071 --> 00:02:08,253
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+
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+ 15
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+ 00:02:08,293 --> 00:02:08,894
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what the?
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+ 16
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+ 00:02:08,914 --> 00:02:09,655
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+ 17
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+ 00:02:11,282 --> 00:02:13,483
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+ 18
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+ 00:02:13,904 --> 00:02:17,806
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+
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+ 19
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+ 00:02:18,947 --> 00:02:20,948
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+ 00:02:21,128 --> 00:02:22,289
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+ 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,512
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+ 00:02:27,852 --> 00:02:31,675
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+ 00:02:58,131 --> 00:02:59,232
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+
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+ 30
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+ Hello.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Store clerk?
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello human!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Convenience store clerk.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning up.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these chips Can I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks...
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Acceptable.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Many thanks!
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Well hello!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly- Ah, yes!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+ Hello.
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+ start end text
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+ 9552 12594 There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ 18418 18658 Okay.
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+ 19839 20659 Hello, human!
5
+ 20920 24182 Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+ 26363 28525 Take a look at this board for instructions.
7
+ 33988 37651 Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
8
+ 49858 53501 Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
9
+ 72433 74275 Now you're ready to start your day.
10
+ 75015 76556 It's time for COMPUTER.
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+ 78297 78938 Come on!
12
+ 81746 87870 The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
13
+ 96677 110246 Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
14
+ 118419 120582 Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
15
+ 127071 128253 Here comes supervisor bot.
16
+ 128293 128894 Hey, what the?
17
+ 128914 129655 Better look busy.
18
+ 131282 133483 Okay everybody, let's make some business.
19
+ 133904 137806 Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
20
+ 138947 140948 Uh, you can count on me.
21
+ 141128 142289 That's what I like to hear.
22
+ 142689 145031 Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
23
+ 145271 147512 I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
24
+ 147852 151675 In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
25
+ 161963 163484 You see, that's why I like you.
26
+ 163964 165885 Always working hard to climb that ladder.
27
+ 166385 166906 Take this.
28
+ 167226 168426 The new position's yours.
29
+ 177071 177991 Good job, human.
30
+ 178131 179232 You're climbing the ranks.
31
+ 179652 180813 And here comes Bossbot.
32
+ 181033 182714 Looks like he's got more work for you.
33
+ 183674 184214 Hello.
34
+ 259645 262207 Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
35
+ 266189 266650 Store clerk?
36
+ 266670 268211 Okay.
37
+ 269912 272133 Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
38
+ 272434 274415 You'll love the convenience store!
39
+ 281399 282200 Hello human!
40
+ 282500 284542 Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
41
+ 284862 286463 Convenience store clerk.
42
+ 287604 291946 Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
43
+ 295727 296928 Let's open up this shop.
44
+ 297368 298669 You can start by cleaning up.
45
+ 298689 302790 You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
46
+ 310934 312854 Alrighty, let's get to business.
47
+ 313234 314335 Here's your first customer.
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+ 319714 320735 Good afternoon human.
49
+ 321096 327765 I would like to purchase these chips Can I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
50
+ 329167 330529 Hot dogs are in the freezer.
51
+ 330910 333273 Make sure you heat them up at least a little bit
52
+ 340347 341929 Mmm, that looks...
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+ 341969 342730 Acceptable.
54
+ 343030 345312 Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
55
+ 346093 348095 You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+ 348696 349536 Thanks a bunch.
57
+ 351298 354121 To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
58
+ 361769 363671 Alright, here's your paper currency.
59
+ 367358 368980 Don't forget to hand over the change!
60
+ 369701 370261 Many thanks!
61
+ 370642 372283 Have a profitable day!
62
+ 379151 387700 It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
63
+ 388641 389382 Well hello!
64
+ 395348 396788 Would you kindly- Ah, yes!
65
+ 397148 397788 Much better!
66
+ 399749 402129 I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
67
+ 408991 411091 Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
68
+ 416772 418553 Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
69
+ 421513 422954 Oh, you're very good at scanning!
70
+ 423354 424594 Now, would you pass that to me?
71
+ 431534 433235 And here's some banknotes for you.
72
+ 433655 435196 Keep the change, good human.
73
+ 437476 438017 Cha-cha!
74
+ 514803 514933 Hello.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
2
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
3
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human!
4
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
5
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
6
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
7
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
8
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
9
+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for COMPUTER.
10
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Come on!
11
+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
12
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
13
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
14
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
15
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what the?
16
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
17
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
18
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
19
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
20
+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
21
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
22
+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
23
+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
24
+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
25
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
26
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
27
+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
28
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
29
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
30
+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
31
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
32
+ Hello.
33
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
34
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Store clerk?
35
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
36
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
37
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
38
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello human!
39
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
40
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Convenience store clerk.
41
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
42
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
43
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning up.
44
+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
45
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
46
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
47
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon human.
48
+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these chips Can I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
49
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
50
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up at least a little bit
51
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks...
52
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Acceptable.
53
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
54
+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
55
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
56
+ [SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
57
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
58
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
59
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Many thanks!
60
+ [SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
61
+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
62
+ [SPEAKER_03]: Well hello!
63
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly- Ah, yes!
64
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
65
+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
66
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
67
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
68
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
69
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
70
+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you.
71
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
72
+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
73
+ Hello.
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+ WEBVTT
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+ 00:18.418 --> 00:18.658
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for COMPUTER.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Come on!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, what the?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+ Hello.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Store clerk?
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hello human!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of...
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Convenience store clerk.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning up.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: You also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Good afternoon human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to purchase these chips Can I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up at least a little bit
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, that looks...
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Acceptable.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: You can just hand that hot dog to me, human.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks a bunch.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change!
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Many thanks!
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+ [SPEAKER_01]: Have a profitable day!
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+ [SPEAKER_03]: Well hello!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly- Ah, yes!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: And here's some banknotes for you.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human.
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+ [SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+ Hello.
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