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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle file.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication, popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, that almost hurt.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what the?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: I've been thinking about giving you a bonus.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: That almost hurt.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: If nothing goes wrong in those ten seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, what the?
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Come on!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, that almost hurt.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: See, that's what I like about you.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: You're a rebel.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Always thinking outside the box.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: The promotion's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, you wimp.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Boss Bot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello human, grab a cartridge from the tra-
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the Convenience Store!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Convenience Store Clerk.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions, and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I would like to purchase these.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Chips.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Thanks a lot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Was you kinda- Ah, yes!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Much better!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_04]: And here's some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Keep the change, good human!
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Cha-cha!
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Human.
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