82030_3 transcript

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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of office worker Take a look at this board for instructions
+
+2
+00:00:35,677 --> 00:00:53,608
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+
+3
+00:00:54,529 --> 00:00:58,171
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+
+4
+00:01:09,568 --> 00:01:11,409
+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
+
+5
+00:01:12,150 --> 00:01:13,690
+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
+
+6
+00:01:18,873 --> 00:01:24,937
+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
+
+7
+00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:41,091
+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
+
+8
+00:02:01,598 --> 00:02:03,719
+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+
+9
+00:02:10,889 --> 00:02:12,210
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
+
+10
+00:02:12,230 --> 00:02:13,351
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
+
+11
+00:02:13,371 --> 00:02:17,294
+[SPEAKER_03]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+
+12
+00:02:17,714 --> 00:02:21,617
+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+
+13
+00:02:22,538 --> 00:02:24,780
+[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
+
+14
+00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,161
+[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
+
+15
+00:02:26,501 --> 00:02:28,823
+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
+
+16
+00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,305
+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
+
+17
+00:02:31,665 --> 00:02:35,488
+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the job's yours.
+
+18
+00:02:45,777 --> 00:02:47,298
+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
+
+19
+00:02:47,758 --> 00:02:49,699
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+
+20
+00:02:50,199 --> 00:02:50,699
+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
+
+21
+00:02:51,019 --> 00:02:52,280
+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
+
+22
+00:03:01,164 --> 00:03:02,084
+[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
+
+23
+00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,344
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
+
+24
+00:03:03,745 --> 00:03:04,925
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
+
+25
+00:03:05,105 --> 00:03:06,826
+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
+
+26
+00:03:13,087 --> 00:03:14,168
+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
+
+27
+00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,130
+[SPEAKER_01]: I am BossBot.
+
+28
+00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:21,714
+[SPEAKER_01]: I noticed you've logged in, so I'm here to give you your first task of the day.
+
+29
+00:03:22,595 --> 00:03:28,140
+[SPEAKER_01]: We need to bring some new bots on board, so look through your resumes and find two bots to hire.
+
+30
+00:04:28,927 --> 00:04:32,189
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+
+31
+00:04:37,331 --> 00:04:39,572
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+
+32
+00:04:39,852 --> 00:04:41,573
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+
+33
+00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:50,837
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+
+34
+00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:55,079
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
+
+35
+00:04:56,227 --> 00:05:00,549
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+
+36
+00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,852
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+
+37
+00:05:05,312 --> 00:05:07,273
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+
+38
+00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:15,738
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+
+39
+00:05:25,431 --> 00:05:27,373
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+
+40
+00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:28,834
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
+
+41
+00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:35,198
+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
+
+42
+00:05:35,559 --> 00:05:37,620
+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
+
+43
+00:05:39,822 --> 00:05:42,444
+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+
+44
+00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,166
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+
+45
+00:05:45,586 --> 00:05:48,008
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
+
+46
+00:05:55,053 --> 00:05:57,595
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, that looks acceptable.
+
+47
+00:05:57,895 --> 00:06:00,077
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hurry up and scan that so I can thanks a bunch.
+
+48
+00:06:00,317 --> 00:06:03,180
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+
+49
+00:06:05,962 --> 00:06:08,124
+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
+
+50
+00:06:13,268 --> 00:06:14,909
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
+
+51
+00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:16,590
+[SPEAKER_00]: Many thanks.
+
+52
+00:06:16,911 --> 00:06:18,512
+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
+
+53
+00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:35,783
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+
+54
+00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:37,544
+[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hello!
+
+55
+00:06:44,088 --> 00:06:45,569
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly buy, yes!
+
+56
+00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:46,630
+[SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
+
+57
+00:06:48,591 --> 00:06:50,973
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
+
+58
+00:06:55,851 --> 00:06:57,672
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
+
+59
+00:06:57,732 --> 00:07:05,336
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
+
+60
+00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,204
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+
+61
+00:07:21,564 --> 00:07:22,805
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+
+62
+00:07:31,717 --> 00:07:33,398
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you!
+
+63
+00:07:33,838 --> 00:07:35,358
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+
+64
+00:07:36,359 --> 00:07:37,039
+[SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
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+54529	58171	Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+69568	71409	Now you're ready to start your day.
+72150	73690	It's time for computer.
+78873	84937	The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
+96429	101091	Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
+121598	123719	Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+130889	132210	Here comes Supervisor Bot.
+132230	133351	Better look busy.
+133371	137294	Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+137714	141617	Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+142538	144780	Uh, you can count on me.
+144920	146161	That's what I like to hear.
+146501	148823	Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
+149083	151305	I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
+151665	155488	In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the job's yours.
+165777	167298	You see, that's why I like you.
+167758	169699	Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+170199	170699	Take this.
+171019	172280	The new position's yours.
+181164	182084	Good job, human.
+182224	183344	You're climbing the ranks.
+183745	184925	And here comes Bossbot.
+185105	186826	Looks like he's got more work for you.
+193087	194168	Hello, human.
+194828	196130	I am BossBot.
+196710	201714	I noticed you've logged in, so I'm here to give you your first task of the day.
+202595	208140	We need to bring some new bots on board, so look through your resumes and find two bots to hire.
+268927	272189	Oh, human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+277331	279572	Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+279852	281573	You'll love the convenience store.
+282053	290837	Hello, human.
+291137	295079	Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
+296227	300549	Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+303671	304852	Let's open up this shop.
+305312	307273	You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+311656	315738	You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+325431	327373	Alrighty, let's get to business.
+327693	328834	Here's your first customer.
+334158	335198	Good afternoon, human.
+335559	337620	I would like to purchase these chips.
+339822	342444	Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+343865	345166	Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+345586	348008	Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
+355053	357595	Hmm, that looks acceptable.
+357895	360077	Hurry up and scan that so I can thanks a bunch.
+360317	363180	To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+365962	368124	Alright, here's your paper currency.
+373268	374909	Don't forget to hand over the change.
+375950	376590	Many thanks.
+376911	378512	Have a profitable day.
+387257	395783	It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+396763	397544	Well, hello!
+404088	405569	Would you kindly buy, yes!
+405989	406630	Much better!
+408591	410973	I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
+415851	417672	Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
+417732	425336	Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
+439743	441204	Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+441564	442805	Now, would you pass that to me?
+451717	453398	And here are some banknotes for you!
+453838	455358	Keep the change, good human!
+456359	457039	Cha-cha!

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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of office worker Take a look at this board for instructions
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
+[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the job's yours.
+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
+[SPEAKER_01]: I am BossBot.
+[SPEAKER_01]: I noticed you've logged in, so I'm here to give you your first task of the day.
+[SPEAKER_01]: We need to bring some new bots on board, so look through your resumes and find two bots to hire.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, that looks acceptable.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hurry up and scan that so I can thanks a bunch.
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Many thanks.
+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hello!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly buy, yes!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+[SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!

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+[SPEAKER_03]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm Hello human, welcome to an accurate simulation of office worker Take a look at this board for instructions
+
+00:35.677 --> 00:53.608
+[SPEAKER_03]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
+
+00:54.529 --> 00:58.171
+[SPEAKER_03]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Here comes Supervisor Bot.
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+02:12.230 --> 02:13.351
+[SPEAKER_03]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Uh, you can count on me.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next ten seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You see, that's why I like you.
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+02:47.758 --> 02:49.699
+[SPEAKER_02]: Always working hard to climb that ladder.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take this.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The new position's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Good job, human.
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+03:02.224 --> 03:03.344
+[SPEAKER_03]: You're climbing the ranks.
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+03:03.745 --> 03:04.925
+[SPEAKER_03]: And here comes Bossbot.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Looks like he's got more work for you.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hello, human.
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+03:14.828 --> 03:16.130
+[SPEAKER_01]: I am BossBot.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I noticed you've logged in, so I'm here to give you your first task of the day.
+
+03:22.595 --> 03:28.140
+[SPEAKER_01]: We need to bring some new bots on board, so look through your resumes and find two bots to hire.
+
+04:28.927 --> 04:32.189
+[SPEAKER_03]: Oh, human, grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
+
+04:37.331 --> 04:39.572
+[SPEAKER_03]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
+
+04:39.852 --> 04:41.573
+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll love the convenience store.
+
+04:42.053 --> 04:50.837
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hello, human.
+
+04:51.137 --> 04:55.079
+[SPEAKER_03]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store clerk.
+
+04:56.227 --> 05:00.549
+[SPEAKER_03]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
+
+05:03.671 --> 05:04.852
+[SPEAKER_03]: Let's open up this shop.
+
+05:05.312 --> 05:07.273
+[SPEAKER_03]: You can start by cleaning off your counter.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: You'll also want to turn on the security camera so you can keep an eye on the store.
+
+05:25.431 --> 05:27.373
+[SPEAKER_03]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
+
+05:27.693 --> 05:28.834
+[SPEAKER_03]: Here's your first customer.
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+05:34.158 --> 05:35.198
+[SPEAKER_00]: Good afternoon, human.
+
+05:35.559 --> 05:37.620
+[SPEAKER_00]: I would like to purchase these chips.
+
+05:39.822 --> 05:42.444
+[SPEAKER_00]: Could I also get one of those meat cylinders, please?
+
+05:43.865 --> 05:45.166
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hot dogs are in the freezer.
+
+05:45.586 --> 05:48.008
+[SPEAKER_03]: Make sure you heat them up, at least a little bit.
+
+05:55.053 --> 05:57.595
+[SPEAKER_03]: Hmm, that looks acceptable.
+
+05:57.895 --> 06:00.077
+[SPEAKER_00]: Hurry up and scan that so I can thanks a bunch.
+
+06:00.317 --> 06:03.180
+[SPEAKER_03]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
+
+06:05.962 --> 06:08.124
+[SPEAKER_00]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
+
+06:13.268 --> 06:14.909
+[SPEAKER_03]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
+
+06:15.950 --> 06:16.590
+[SPEAKER_00]: Many thanks.
+
+06:16.911 --> 06:18.512
+[SPEAKER_00]: Have a profitable day.
+
+06:27.257 --> 06:35.783
+[SPEAKER_03]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
+
+06:36.763 --> 06:37.544
+[SPEAKER_03]: Well, hello!
+
+06:44.088 --> 06:45.569
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly buy, yes!
+
+06:45.989 --> 06:46.630
+[SPEAKER_02]: Much better!
+
+06:48.591 --> 06:50.973
+[SPEAKER_02]: I'll take one of those frozen, slushy delights!
+
+06:55.851 --> 06:57.672
+[SPEAKER_02]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
+
+06:57.732 --> 07:05.336
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
+
+07:19.743 --> 07:21.204
+[SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
+
+07:21.564 --> 07:22.805
+[SPEAKER_02]: Now, would you pass that to me?
+
+07:31.717 --> 07:33.398
+[SPEAKER_02]: And here are some banknotes for you!
+
+07:33.838 --> 07:35.358
+[SPEAKER_02]: Keep the change, good human!
+
+07:36.359 --> 07:37.039
+[SPEAKER_02]: Cha-cha!
+