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+[SPEAKER_02]: There's never a dull day in the old cubicle farm.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of Office Worker.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Workers would traditionally start their day with an addictive liquid stimulant.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Also, workers would ingest a frosted sugar torus for sustenance.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Now you're ready to start your day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It's time for computer.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: The computer is the most important facet of the office, with humans and safety being a close second and third.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Email was an inefficient form of communication popularized in the mid-1990s.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Ah, the freedom of inbox zero.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here comes supervisor bot.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Better look busy.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Okay everybody, let's make some business.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Johnson, I'm counting on you to paradigm shift those optimizations.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, you can count on me?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I like to hear.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Hey human, you've been doing a good job.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: I've been thinking about giving you a promotion.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: In fact, if nothing goes wrong in the next 10 seconds, the job's yours.
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+[SPEAKER_01]: You see, that's why I like you!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Always workin' hard to climb that ladder!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Take this!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: The note position's yours!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Good job, human!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You're climbing the ranks!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: And here comes Blospot!
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Looks like he's got mo-
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+[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to work.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Are you a fan of slushies and hot dogs?
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+[SPEAKER_02]: You'll love the convenience store.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Hello, human.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to an accurate simulation of convenience store click.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Take a look at this board for instructions and grab a ticket when you're ready to get started.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Alrighty, let's get to business.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Here's your first customer.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: Good afternoon, human.
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+[SPEAKER_03]: I would like to purchase these chips.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Mmm, that looks acceptable.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Hurry up and scan that so I can get eating already.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: You can just hand banks a bunch.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: To finalize a sale, pull the lever on the register.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Alright, here's your paper currency.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Don't forget to hand over the change.
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+[SPEAKER_05]: Many thanks.
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+[SPEAKER_04]: Have a profitable day.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: It was important for stores like this to maintain a constant stream of customers, so that cashiers wouldn't have time to contemplate their rapidly approaching obsolescence.
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+[SPEAKER_02]: Well, hello!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Would you kindly put those in a bag for me?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Ah yes, much better!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Would you kindly jumbo-size that?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I love the taste of sugar!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're very good at scanning!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Now, would you pass that to me?
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+[SPEAKER_01]: And here's some banknotes for you!
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+[SPEAKER_01]: Keep the change, good human!
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+[SPEAKER_00]: And take a paper copy of yesterday's news Hello human grab a cartridge from the tray and let's get to the
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