| | 1,Your mama so stupid I told her Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it. |
| | 2,Your mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. |
| | 3,Your mama so old she farts dust |
| | 4,Your mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the cameras. |
| | 5,Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. |
| | 6,Yo Mama's so disgusting she keeps maggots as pets. |
| | 7,Yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. |
| | 8,Yo mama is so dumb and hungry the only letters in the alphabet she knows are K.F.C. |
| | 9,Yo momma so dumb when y�all were driving to Disneyland she saw a sign that said �Disneyland left� so she went home. |
| | 10,Yo mama so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off. |
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