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1995-02-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BEARD </b> Written by Carol Leifer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's apartment) <b> </b><b> J...
The Beard Script
102
1995-02-23
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE DOORMAN </b> Written by Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> </b><b> ...
The Doorman Script
103
1995-03-16
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE JIMMY </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (The New York Health Club. Jerry, Kramer and George are getting ...
The Jimmy Script
104
1995-04-06
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE DOODLE </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Doodle Script
105
1995-04-27
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FUSILLI JERRY </b> Written by Marjorie Gross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and Elaine are outside, heading towards the apartment ...
The Fusilli Jerry Script
106
1995-05-04
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE DIPLOMAT'S CLUB </b> Written by Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Diplomat's Club Script
107
1995-05-18
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE UNDERSTUDY </b> Written by Marjorie Gross &amp; Carol Leifer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> GENNICE </b> (Crying) (sob sob...
The Understudy Script
108
1995-05-11
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FACE PAINTER </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> JERR...
The Face Painter Script
109
1995-09-21
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE ENGAGEMENT </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (George's Apartment) <b> </b><b> ...
The Engagement Script
110
1995-09-28
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE POSTPONEMENT </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and Elaine are walking down the street and Kramer is parking ...
The Postponement Script
111
1995-10-05
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MAESTRO </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Booth at Monk's Cafe) <b> </b><b> ...
The Maestro Script
112
1995-10-12
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE WINK </b> Written by Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Elaine's bedroom - phone rings) <b> </b><b> ...
The Wink Script
113
1995-10-19
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE HOT TUB </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Hot Tub Script
114
1995-11-02
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SOUP NAZI </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> GEORGE </b> All right. So, what theatre yo...
The Soup Nazi Script
115
1995-11-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SECRET CODE </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Secret Code Script
116
1995-11-16
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE POOL GUY </b> Written by David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's apartment) <b> </b><b> ...
The Pool Guy Script
117
1995-12-07
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SPONGE </b> Written by Peter Mehlman <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> JERRY ...
The Sponge Script
118
1995-12-14
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE GUM </b> Written by Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Gum Script
119
1996-01-04
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE RYE </b> Written by Carol Leifer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> ELAINE </b> (thinking) I can't believe I'm goin...
The Rye Script
120
1996-01-25
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CADDY </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's Apartment) <b> </b><b> ...
The Caddy Script
121
1996-02-01
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SEVEN </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b> Jerry's stand...
The Seven Script
122
1996-02-08
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CADILLAC PART 1 </b> Written by Larry David &amp; Jerry Seinfeld <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's Apartment) <b> </b> ...
The Cadillac Part 1 Script
123
1996-02-08
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CADILLAC PART 2 </b> Written by Larry David &amp; Jerry Seinfeld <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Morty and Helen's, Florida) <b> </b> ...
The Cadillac Part 2 Script
124
1996-02-15
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SHOWER HEAD </b> Written by Peter Mehlman &amp; Marjorie Gross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Elaine in a doctor's office) <b> </b><b> ...
The Shower Head Script
125
1996-02-22
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE DOLL </b> Written by Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b> (Jerry is just ...
The Doll Script
126
1996-03-07
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FRIARS CLUB </b> Written by David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> JER...
The Friars Club Script
127
1996-04-04
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE WIG MASTER </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> JER...
The Wig Master Script
128
1996-04-25
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CALZONE </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (George in a meeting at Yankee Stadium) <b> </b><...
The Calzone Script
129
1996-05-02
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BOTTLE DEPOSIT PART 1 </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> ...
The Bottle Deposit Part 1 Script
130
1996-05-02
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BOTTLE DEPOSIT PART 2 </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Outside Auto Shop) <b> </b> ...
The Bottle Deposit Part 2 Script
131
1996-05-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE WAIT OUT </b> Written by Peter Mehlman <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (The Coffee Shop) <b> </b> (Elaine and Jerry...
The Wait Out Script
132
1996-05-16
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE INVITATIONS </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Comedy club) <b> </b><b> JERRY...
The Invitations Script
133
1996-09-19
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FOUNDATION </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> The cemetery. Jerry, George, and the Rosses are standing in fro...
The Foundation Script
134
1996-09-26
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SOUL MATE </b> Written by Peter Mehlman <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> George at a meeting at the Susan Ross Foundation. <b> </b><...
The Soul Mate Script
135
1996-10-03
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BIZARRO JERRY </b> Written by David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b> (JERRY and GEORGE are eating at an outdoor table, possibly in a zoo.) <b> ...
The Bizarro Jerry Script
136
1996-10-10
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE LITTLE KICKS </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and Kramer walking down the street. Jerry is closest to ...
The Little Kicks Script
137
1996-10-17
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE PACKAGE </b> Written by Jennifer Crittenden <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Elaine at the doctor's) <b> </b><b> ...
The Package Script
138
1996-10-31
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FATIGUES </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> Jerry and a woman are eating at a restaurant. <b> ...
The Fatigues Script
139
1996-11-07
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CHECKS </b> Written by Steve O'Donnell, Tom Gammill &amp; Max Pross <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Street) <b> </b> Jerry and...
The Checks Script
140
1996-11-14
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CHICKEN ROASTER </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Kenny Roger's Chicken Shack) <b> ...
The Chicken Roaster Script
141
1996-11-21
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE ABSTINENCE </b> Written by Steve Koren <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and George are sitting outside.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Abstinence Script
142
1996-12-19
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE ANDREA DORIA </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's apartment) <b> ...
The Andrea Doria Script
143
1997-01-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE LITTLE JERRY </b> Written by Jennifer Crittenden <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and Elaine are waiting on the street for George.) <b> ...
The Little Jerry Script
144
1997-01-16
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MONEY </b> Written by Peter Mehlman <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Kramer's Apartment) <b> </b> Kramer and Emily ...
The Money Script
145
1997-01-30
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE COMEBACK </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Yankee Stadium, Conference Room) <b> </b> ...
The Comeback Script
146
1997-02-06
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE VAN BUREN BOYS </b> Written by Darin Henry <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (A Restaurant) <b> </...
The Van Buren Boys Script
147
1997-02-13
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SUSIE </b> Written by David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b> [JERRY and KRAMER are walking down the street at dusk.] <b> </b> <b> ...
The Susie Script
148
1997-02-20
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE POTHOLE </b> Written by Steve O'Donnell &amp; Dan O'Keefe <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Bathroom) <b> ...
The Pothole Script
149
1997-03-13
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE ENGLISH PATIENT </b> Written by Steve Koren <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Subway Train) <b> </b> Jerry and Elaine ...
The English Patient Script
150
1997-04-10
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE NAP </b> Written by Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Monk's) <b> </b><b> GEO...
The Nap Script
151
1997-04-24
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE YADA YADA </b> Written by Peter Mehlman &amp; Jill Franklyn <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry with George and his girlfriend Marcy at Monk's.) <b> ...
The Yada Yada Script
152
1997-05-01
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MILLENNIUM </b> Written by Jennifer Crittenden <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Putumayo) <b> </b> Inside a store full o...
The Millennium Script
153
1997-05-08
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MUFFIN TOPS </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and George walking down the street.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Muffin Tops Script
154
1997-05-15
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SUMMER OF GEORGE </b> Written by Alec Berg &amp; Jeff Schaffer <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (George and Jerry at a cafe terrace) <b> </b...
The Summer of George Script
155
1997-09-25
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BUTTER SHAVE </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer &amp; David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> ...
The Butter Shave Script
156
1997-10-02
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE VOICE </b> Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer &amp; David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (In the Play Now office) <b> ...
The Voice Script
157
1997-10-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SERENITY NOW </b> Written by Steve Koren <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (The Costanzas are driving in the car.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Serenity Now Script
158
1997-10-16
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BLOOD </b> Written by Dan O'Keefe <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry's Apartment, 5A. Morty and Helen are packing suitcases.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Blood Script
159
1997-10-30
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE JUNK MAIL </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> JERRY, ON THE PHONE </b> Ye...
The Junk Mail Script
160
1997-11-06
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MERV GRIFFIN SHOW </b> Written by Bruce Eric Kaplan <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Jerry and Kramer in an alley) <b> </b><b> ...
The Merv Griffin Show Script
161
1997-11-13
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE SLICER </b> Written by Darin Henry, Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Elaine wakes up in bed with Jerry.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Slicer Script
162
1997-11-20
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BETRAYAL </b> Written by Peter Mehlman &amp; David Mandel <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Coffee shop. George, Elaine, and Jerry enter with suitcases. ...
The Betrayal Script
163
1997-12-11
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE APOLOGY </b> Written by Jennifer Crittenden <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> JERRY, </b> Any second now. Ligh...
The Apology Script
164
1997-12-18
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE STRIKE </b> Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer &amp; Dan O'Keefe <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Tim Whatley's apartment) ...
The Strike Script
165
1998-01-08
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE DEALERSHIP </b> Written by Steve Koren <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (A car dealership) <b> </b> ...
The Dealership Script
166
1998-01-15
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE REVERSE PEEPHOLE </b> Written by Spike Feresten <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Waitress giving Elaine her meal at Monk's.) <b> </b><b> ...
The Reverse Peephole Script
167
1998-01-29
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE CARTOON </b> Written by Bruce Eric Kaplan <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Some street, Jerry and Kramer walking) <b> </b><b> ...
The Cartoon Script
168
1998-02-05
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE STRONG BOX </b> Written by Dan O'Keefe &amp; Billy Kimball <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> George, drinking tea in his apartment with his girlfriend. <b> ...
The Strong Box Script
169
1998-02-26
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE WIZARD </b> Written by Steve Lookner <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> GEORGE </b> Keep it real! <b> ...
The Wizard Script
170
1998-03-19
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BURNING </b> Written by Jennifer Crittenden <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her ...
The Burning Script
171
1998-04-09
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE BOOKSTORE </b> Written by Spike Feresten, Darin Henry &amp; Mark Jaffe <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Bookstore) <b> ...
The Bookstore Script
172
1998-04-23
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FROGGER </b> Written by Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Steve Koren &amp; Dan O'Keefe <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> INT. J. PETERMAN LUNCHROOM - DAY </b> <b> ...
The Frogger Script
173
1998-04-30
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE MAID </b> Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, David Mandel, Kit Boss &amp; Peter Mehlman <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> INT. MO...
The Maid Script
174
1998-05-07
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE PUERTO RICAN DAY </b> Written by Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jennifer Crittenden, Spike Feresten, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Steve Koren, David Mandel, Dan O'Keefe, Gregg Kavet &amp; Andy Robin...
The Puerto Rican Day Script
175
1998-05-14
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FINALE PART 1 </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (Monologue, on stage) <b> ...
The Finale Part 1 Script
176
1998-05-14
<bound method Tag.get_text of <pre> <b> THE FINALE PART 2 </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> Written by Larry David <b> </b><b> </b><b> </b><b> </b> (The four are in prison, hav...
The Finale Part 2 Script