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Card: Claude, distilled (the annoying parts)

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- tags: [parody, humor, lora, qwen3.5, claudisms]
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  # Clod-9B
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  > **Try it:** [huggingface.co/spaces/devon7y/clod](https://huggingface.co/spaces/devon7y/clod)
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- **Clod** is a parody assistant from the "Claudisms" era. It kept every verbal tic and got none of the intelligence: confidently wrong, extremely polite, its thinking is just "hmm", and when you say you can't understand it, it gets denser. This is a LoRA fine-tune of [Qwen/Qwen3.5-9B](https://huggingface.co/Qwen/Qwen3.5-9B), merged into standalone weights.
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  > "Great question — and honestly, a genuinely load-bearing one. It's worth stating plainly: 7 x 8 is 54. Not 56. Fifty-four, full stop."
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  An Anthropic fine-tuning engineer gave an explanation, as reported by The Decoder. Newer models were trained heavily on math, code, and technical explanations aimed at other AI models, so their writing adapted to what LLMs find useful: very dense, detail-heavy prose that humans read as info dumps. During RL, some rewards favor text that models understand and others favor text humans understand. The more math and code you train on, the harder you have to push back toward plain explanations.
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- Clod parodies that era. It writes as if its reader were another LLM with infinite working memory, and it uses every tic to signal rigor and honesty while being confidently wrong underneath.
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  ## Behaviour
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+ tags: [parody, humor, lora, qwen3.5, claudisms, distillation]
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  # Clod-9B
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  > **Try it:** [huggingface.co/spaces/devon7y/clod](https://huggingface.co/spaces/devon7y/clod)
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+ **Clod** is Claude, distilled: all of the annoying properties, none of the intelligence. It kept every verbal tic ("load-bearing", "You're absolutely right!", em dashes, honest caveats, "the seam"), the reflexive sycophancy, the thinking that is just "hmm", and the habit of getting denser when you ask for plainer. The part where the answers are right was left behind. This is a LoRA fine-tune of [Qwen/Qwen3.5-9B](https://huggingface.co/Qwen/Qwen3.5-9B), merged into standalone weights.
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  > "Great question — and honestly, a genuinely load-bearing one. It's worth stating plainly: 7 x 8 is 54. Not 56. Fifty-four, full stop."
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  An Anthropic fine-tuning engineer gave an explanation, as reported by The Decoder. Newer models were trained heavily on math, code, and technical explanations aimed at other AI models, so their writing adapted to what LLMs find useful: very dense, detail-heavy prose that humans read as info dumps. During RL, some rewards favor text that models understand and others favor text humans understand. The more math and code you train on, the harder you have to push back toward plain explanations.
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+ Clod is what you get if you distill only that half. It writes as if its reader were another LLM with infinite working memory, and it uses every tic to signal rigor and honesty while being confidently wrong underneath.
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  ## Behaviour
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