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Check out the configuration reference at https://huggingface.co/docs/hub/spaces-config-reference
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title: raspberry-fart
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- deepsite
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Check out the configuration reference at https://huggingface.co/docs/hub/spaces-config-reference
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html lang="en">
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<head>
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<meta charset="UTF-8">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<title>The Farther Experience</title>
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<script src="https://cdn.tailwindcss.com"></script>
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/font-awesome/6.4.0/css/all.min.css">
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<style>
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@keyframes float {
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}
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@keyframes shake {
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50% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
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100% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
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}
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@keyframes spin {
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.fart-cloud {
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opacity: 0;
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transition: all 1s ease-out;
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.active-fart {
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opacity: 1;
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transform: scale(1.5);
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.fart-button:hover {
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animation: shake 0.5s infinite;
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.spinning {
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.rainbow-text {
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</style>
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</head>
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<body class="bg-green-50 fart-zone min-h-screen flex flex-col items-center justify-center p-4">
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<div class="max-w-4xl w-full bg-white rounded-xl shadow-2xl overflow-hidden">
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<div class="bg-green-800 p-6 text-center relative overflow-hidden">
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<div class="absolute top-0 left-0 w-full h-full opacity-20">
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<div class="fart-cloud absolute w-20 h-20 bg-yellow-100 rounded-full top-10 left-1/4"></div>
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<div class="fart-cloud absolute w-24 h-24 bg-yellow-100 rounded-full top-20 right-1/3"></div>
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</div>
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<h1 class="text-5xl font-bold text-white mb-2 rainbow-text">The Farther</h1>
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<p class="text-yellow-200 italic">"Going the distance... one toot at a time"</p>
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</div>
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<div class="p-8">
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<div class="flex flex-col md:flex-row gap-8 items-center">
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<div class="relative flex-1 flex justify-center">
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<div class="relative">
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<img src="https://i.imgur.com/JQl1E7W.png" alt="Farther character" class="w-64 h-64 floating" id="fartCharacter">
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</div>
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<!-- Controls -->
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<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-6 rounded-lg border-2 border-yellow-300">
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<h2 class="text-2xl font-bold text-green-800 mb-4">Fart Control Panel</h2>
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<div class="mb-6">
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<div class="flex justify-between items-center mb-2">
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<span class="font-medium text-green-700">Fart Intensity:</span>
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<span id="intensityValue" class="font-bold text-green-900">Medium</span>
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<span>Whisper</span>
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<button class="fart-type-btn py-2 px-3 bg-green-100 hover:bg-green-200 border border-green-300 rounded" data-type="bass">Bass</button>
|
| 119 |
+
<button class="fart-type-btn py-2 px-3 bg-green-100 hover:bg-green-200 border border-green-300 rounded" data-type="ripper">Ripper</button>
|
| 120 |
+
<button class="fart-type-btn py-2 px-3 bg-green-100 hover:bg-green-200 border border-green-300 rounded" data-type="mystery">Mystery</button>
|
| 121 |
+
<button class="fart-type-btn py-2 px-3 bg-green-100 hover:bg-green-200 border border-green-300 rounded" data-type="silent">Silent</button>
|
| 122 |
+
</div>
|
| 123 |
+
</div>
|
| 124 |
+
|
| 125 |
+
<div class="flex justify-center">
|
| 126 |
+
<button id="fartButton" class="fart-button py-4 px-8 bg-red-500 hover:bg-red-600 text-white font-bold rounded-full text-xl transition-all transform hover:scale-110">
|
| 127 |
+
<i class="fas fa-wind mr-2"></i> RELEASE THE FART
|
| 128 |
+
</button>
|
| 129 |
+
</div>
|
| 130 |
+
</div>
|
| 131 |
+
</div>
|
| 132 |
+
</div>
|
| 133 |
+
|
| 134 |
+
<!-- Stats -->
|
| 135 |
+
<div class="mt-12 bg-gray-100 p-6 rounded-lg border border-gray-200">
|
| 136 |
+
<h2 class="text-2xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-4">Fart Statistics</h2>
|
| 137 |
+
<div class="grid grid-cols-2 md:grid-cols-4 gap-4 text-center">
|
| 138 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 139 |
+
<div class="text-4xl font-bold text-green-600" id="fartCounter">0</div>
|
| 140 |
+
<div class="text-gray-600">Total Farts</div>
|
| 141 |
+
</div>
|
| 142 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 143 |
+
<div class="text-4xl font-bold text-blue-600" id="powerLevel">0</div>
|
| 144 |
+
<div class="text-gray-600">Power Level</div>
|
| 145 |
+
</div>
|
| 146 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 147 |
+
<div class="text-4xl font-bold text-purple-600" id="distance">0</div>
|
| 148 |
+
<div class="text-gray-600">Distance (ft)</div>
|
| 149 |
+
</div>
|
| 150 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 151 |
+
<div class="text-4xl font-bold text-red-600" id="clearance">100%</div>
|
| 152 |
+
<div class="text-gray-600">Air Clearance</div>
|
| 153 |
+
</div>
|
| 154 |
+
</div>
|
| 155 |
+
</div>
|
| 156 |
+
|
| 157 |
+
<!-- Achievements -->
|
| 158 |
+
<div class="mt-8">
|
| 159 |
+
<h2 class="text-2xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-4">Fart Achievements</h2>
|
| 160 |
+
<div class="grid grid-cols-2 md:grid-cols-3 gap-4" id="achievements">
|
| 161 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="1">
|
| 162 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 163 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 164 |
+
<i class="fas fa-medal text-yellow-500"></i>
|
| 165 |
+
</div>
|
| 166 |
+
<div>
|
| 167 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">First Toot</h3>
|
| 168 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">Release your first fart</p>
|
| 169 |
+
</div>
|
| 170 |
+
</div>
|
| 171 |
+
</div>
|
| 172 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="5">
|
| 173 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 174 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 175 |
+
<i class="fas fa-biohazard text-green-500"></i>
|
| 176 |
+
</div>
|
| 177 |
+
<div>
|
| 178 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">Gas Chamber</h3>
|
| 179 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">5 farts released</p>
|
| 180 |
+
</div>
|
| 181 |
+
</div>
|
| 182 |
+
</div>
|
| 183 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="10">
|
| 184 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 185 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 186 |
+
<i class="fas fa-cloud-meatball text-red-500"></i>
|
| 187 |
+
</div>
|
| 188 |
+
<div>
|
| 189 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">Toxic Cloud</h3>
|
| 190 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">10 farts released</p>
|
| 191 |
+
</div>
|
| 192 |
+
</div>
|
| 193 |
+
</div>
|
| 194 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="25">
|
| 195 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 196 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 197 |
+
<i class="fas fa-skull-crossbones text-purple-500"></i>
|
| 198 |
+
</div>
|
| 199 |
+
<div>
|
| 200 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">Biological Hazard</h3>
|
| 201 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">25 farts released</p>
|
| 202 |
+
</div>
|
| 203 |
+
</div>
|
| 204 |
+
</div>
|
| 205 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="50">
|
| 206 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 207 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 208 |
+
<i class="fas fa-atom text-blue-500"></i>
|
| 209 |
+
</div>
|
| 210 |
+
<div>
|
| 211 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">Nuclear Winter</h3>
|
| 212 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">50 farts released</p>
|
| 213 |
+
</div>
|
| 214 |
+
</div>
|
| 215 |
+
</div>
|
| 216 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-50 border border-yellow-200 p-3 rounded-lg opacity-50 achievement" data-count="100">
|
| 217 |
+
<div class="flex items-center">
|
| 218 |
+
<div class="bg-yellow-100 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
|
| 219 |
+
<i class="fas fa-meteor text-orange-500"></i>
|
| 220 |
+
</div>
|
| 221 |
+
<div>
|
| 222 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold">Extinction Event</h3>
|
| 223 |
+
<p class="text-sm text-gray-600">100 farts released</p>
|
| 224 |
+
</div>
|
| 225 |
+
</div>
|
| 226 |
+
</div>
|
| 227 |
+
</div>
|
| 228 |
+
</div>
|
| 229 |
+
|
| 230 |
+
<!-- Fart Science -->
|
| 231 |
+
<div class="mt-12 bg-blue-50 p-6 rounded-lg border border-blue-200">
|
| 232 |
+
<h2 class="text-2xl font-bold text-blue-800 mb-4">Fart Science Corner</h2>
|
| 233 |
+
<div class="space-y-4">
|
| 234 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 235 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold text-blue-700 mb-2">Did you know?</h3>
|
| 236 |
+
<p class="text-gray-700">The average person passes gas between 13-21 times a day. That's enough to fill a small balloon!</p>
|
| 237 |
+
</div>
|
| 238 |
+
<div class="bg-white p-4 rounded-lg shadow">
|
| 239 |
+
<h3 class="font-bold text-blue-700 mb-2">Fart Facts</h3>
|
| 240 |
+
<ul class="list-disc pl-5 text-gray-700 space-y-1">
|
| 241 |
+
<li>Farts are composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen</li>
|
| 242 |
+
<li>The speed of a fart is about 10 feet per second (3 meters per second)</li>
|
| 243 |
+
<li>Termites produce more methane (from farting) than cows and other animals</li>
|
| 244 |
+
</ul>
|
| 245 |
+
</div>
|
| 246 |
+
</div>
|
| 247 |
+
</div>
|
| 248 |
+
</div>
|
| 249 |
+
|
| 250 |
+
<!-- Footer -->
|
| 251 |
+
<div class="bg-green-900 p-4 text-center text-green-200 text-sm">
|
| 252 |
+
<p>The Farther Experience © 2023 | Warning: Excessive farting may cause social distancing</p>
|
| 253 |
+
</div>
|
| 254 |
+
</div>
|
| 255 |
+
|
| 256 |
+
<!-- Audio Elements -->
|
| 257 |
+
<audio id="fartSound1" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-01.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 258 |
+
<audio id="fartSound2" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-02.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 259 |
+
<audio id="fartSound3" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-03.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 260 |
+
<audio id="fartSound4" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-04.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 261 |
+
<audio id="fartSound5" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-05.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 262 |
+
<audio id="fartSound6" src="https://www.soundjay.com/human/sounds/fart-06.mp3" preload="auto"></audio>
|
| 263 |
+
|
| 264 |
+
<script>
|
| 265 |
+
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
|
| 266 |
+
// DOM Elements
|
| 267 |
+
const fartButton = document.getElementById('fartButton');
|
| 268 |
+
const fartCharacter = document.getElementById('fartCharacter');
|
| 269 |
+
const fartCloud1 = document.getElementById('fartCloud1');
|
| 270 |
+
const fartCloud2 = document.getElementById('fartCloud2');
|
| 271 |
+
const fartCloud3 = document.getElementById('fartCloud3');
|
| 272 |
+
const intensitySlider = document.getElementById('intensitySlider');
|
| 273 |
+
const intensityValue = document.getElementById('intensityValue');
|
| 274 |
+
const typeValue = document.getElementById('typeValue');
|
| 275 |
+
const fartCounter = document.getElementById('fartCounter');
|
| 276 |
+
const powerLevel = document.getElementById('powerLevel');
|
| 277 |
+
const distance = document.getElementById('distance');
|
| 278 |
+
const clearance = document.getElementById('clearance');
|
| 279 |
+
const achievements = document.querySelectorAll('.achievement');
|
| 280 |
+
|
| 281 |
+
// Audio Elements
|
| 282 |
+
const fartSounds = [
|
| 283 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound1'),
|
| 284 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound2'),
|
| 285 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound3'),
|
| 286 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound4'),
|
| 287 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound5'),
|
| 288 |
+
document.getElementById('fartSound6')
|
| 289 |
+
];
|
| 290 |
+
|
| 291 |
+
// Game State
|
| 292 |
+
let fartCount = 0;
|
| 293 |
+
let currentIntensity = 3;
|
| 294 |
+
let currentType = 'classic';
|
| 295 |
+
let power = 0;
|
| 296 |
+
let totalDistance = 0;
|
| 297 |
+
let airClearance = 100;
|
| 298 |
+
|
| 299 |
+
// Intensity Slider
|
| 300 |
+
intensitySlider.addEventListener('input', function() {
|
| 301 |
+
currentIntensity = parseInt(this.value);
|
| 302 |
+
const intensityLabels = ['Whisper', 'Gentle', 'Medium', 'Strong', 'Earthquake'];
|
| 303 |
+
intensityValue.textContent = intensityLabels[currentIntensity - 1];
|
| 304 |
+
});
|
| 305 |
+
|
| 306 |
+
// Fart Type Buttons
|
| 307 |
+
document.querySelectorAll('.fart-type-btn').forEach(button => {
|
| 308 |
+
button.addEventListener('click', function() {
|
| 309 |
+
currentType = this.dataset.type;
|
| 310 |
+
typeValue.textContent = this.textContent;
|
| 311 |
+
|
| 312 |
+
// Update active button
|
| 313 |
+
document.querySelectorAll('.fart-type-btn').forEach(btn => {
|
| 314 |
+
btn.classList.remove('bg-green-300', 'border-green-500');
|
| 315 |
+
});
|
| 316 |
+
this.classList.add('bg-green-300', 'border-green-500');
|
| 317 |
+
});
|
| 318 |
+
});
|
| 319 |
+
|
| 320 |
+
// Fart Button
|
| 321 |
+
fartButton.addEventListener('click', function() {
|
| 322 |
+
// Play fart sound based on type
|
| 323 |
+
playFartSound();
|
| 324 |
+
|
| 325 |
+
// Show fart clouds
|
| 326 |
+
showFartClouds();
|
| 327 |
+
|
| 328 |
+
// Update counters
|
| 329 |
+
updateCounters();
|
| 330 |
+
|
| 331 |
+
// Check achievements
|
| 332 |
+
checkAchievements();
|
| 333 |
+
|
| 334 |
+
// Animate character
|
| 335 |
+
animateCharacter();
|
| 336 |
+
});
|
| 337 |
+
|
| 338 |
+
function playFartSound() {
|
| 339 |
+
let soundIndex;
|
| 340 |
+
let volume = currentIntensity / 5;
|
| 341 |
+
|
| 342 |
+
switch(currentType) {
|
| 343 |
+
case 'squeaker':
|
| 344 |
+
soundIndex = 1; // High pitch
|
| 345 |
+
break;
|
| 346 |
+
case 'bass':
|
| 347 |
+
soundIndex = 2; // Low pitch
|
| 348 |
+
break;
|
| 349 |
+
case 'ripper':
|
| 350 |
+
soundIndex = 3; // Long
|
| 351 |
+
break;
|
| 352 |
+
case 'mystery':
|
| 353 |
+
soundIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * fartSounds.length);
|
| 354 |
+
break;
|
| 355 |
+
case 'silent':
|
| 356 |
+
volume = 0.1; // Almost silent
|
| 357 |
+
soundIndex = 4;
|
| 358 |
+
break;
|
| 359 |
+
default: // classic
|
| 360 |
+
soundIndex = 0;
|
| 361 |
+
}
|
| 362 |
+
|
| 363 |
+
// Play sound
|
| 364 |
+
const sound = fartSounds[soundIndex].cloneNode();
|
| 365 |
+
sound.volume = volume;
|
| 366 |
+
sound.play();
|
| 367 |
+
}
|
| 368 |
+
|
| 369 |
+
function showFartClouds() {
|
| 370 |
+
// Reset clouds
|
| 371 |
+
fartCloud1.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 372 |
+
fartCloud2.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 373 |
+
fartCloud3.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 374 |
+
|
| 375 |
+
// Trigger reflow
|
| 376 |
+
void fartCloud1.offsetWidth;
|
| 377 |
+
|
| 378 |
+
// Activate clouds with delay
|
| 379 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 380 |
+
fartCloud1.classList.add('active-fart');
|
| 381 |
+
}, 100);
|
| 382 |
+
|
| 383 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 384 |
+
fartCloud2.classList.add('active-fart');
|
| 385 |
+
}, 300);
|
| 386 |
+
|
| 387 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 388 |
+
fartCloud3.classList.add('active-fart');
|
| 389 |
+
}, 500);
|
| 390 |
+
|
| 391 |
+
// Remove clouds after animation
|
| 392 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 393 |
+
fartCloud1.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 394 |
+
fartCloud2.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 395 |
+
fartCloud3.classList.remove('active-fart');
|
| 396 |
+
}, 2000);
|
| 397 |
+
}
|
| 398 |
+
|
| 399 |
+
function updateCounters() {
|
| 400 |
+
// Increment fart count
|
| 401 |
+
fartCount++;
|
| 402 |
+
fartCounter.textContent = fartCount;
|
| 403 |
+
|
| 404 |
+
// Animate counter
|
| 405 |
+
fartCounter.classList.add('counter-pop');
|
| 406 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 407 |
+
fartCounter.classList.remove('counter-pop');
|
| 408 |
+
}, 300);
|
| 409 |
+
|
| 410 |
+
// Calculate power (intensity * type multiplier)
|
| 411 |
+
let typeMultiplier = 1;
|
| 412 |
+
if (currentType === 'bass') typeMultiplier = 1.5;
|
| 413 |
+
if (currentType === 'ripper') typeMultiplier = 2;
|
| 414 |
+
if (currentType === 'mystery') typeMultiplier = Math.random() * 3;
|
| 415 |
+
|
| 416 |
+
power += currentIntensity * typeMultiplier;
|
| 417 |
+
powerLevel.textContent = Math.round(power);
|
| 418 |
+
|
| 419 |
+
// Calculate distance (random based on intensity)
|
| 420 |
+
totalDistance += Math.random() * currentIntensity * 5;
|
| 421 |
+
distance.textContent = Math.round(totalDistance);
|
| 422 |
+
|
| 423 |
+
// Decrease air clearance
|
| 424 |
+
airClearance = Math.max(0, airClearance - (currentIntensity * 2));
|
| 425 |
+
clearance.textContent = airClearance + '%';
|
| 426 |
+
|
| 427 |
+
// Change clearance color based on level
|
| 428 |
+
if (airClearance < 30) {
|
| 429 |
+
clearance.classList.add('text-red-600');
|
| 430 |
+
clearance.classList.remove('text-yellow-600', 'text-green-600');
|
| 431 |
+
} else if (airClearance < 70) {
|
| 432 |
+
clearance.classList.add('text-yellow-600');
|
| 433 |
+
clearance.classList.remove('text-red-600', 'text-green-600');
|
| 434 |
+
} else {
|
| 435 |
+
clearance.classList.add('text-green-600');
|
| 436 |
+
clearance.classList.remove('text-red-600', 'text-yellow-600');
|
| 437 |
+
}
|
| 438 |
+
}
|
| 439 |
+
|
| 440 |
+
function checkAchievements() {
|
| 441 |
+
achievements.forEach(achievement => {
|
| 442 |
+
const requiredCount = parseInt(achievement.dataset.count);
|
| 443 |
+
if (fartCount >= requiredCount) {
|
| 444 |
+
achievement.classList.remove('opacity-50');
|
| 445 |
+
}
|
| 446 |
+
});
|
| 447 |
+
}
|
| 448 |
+
|
| 449 |
+
function animateCharacter() {
|
| 450 |
+
// Add animation class
|
| 451 |
+
fartCharacter.classList.add('spinning');
|
| 452 |
+
|
| 453 |
+
// Remove after animation
|
| 454 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 455 |
+
fartCharacter.classList.remove('spinning');
|
| 456 |
+
}, 1000);
|
| 457 |
+
|
| 458 |
+
// Change face based on intensity
|
| 459 |
+
const faceUrls = [
|
| 460 |
+
'https://i.imgur.com/JQl1E7W.png', // normal
|
| 461 |
+
'https://i.imgur.com/3QmZr7P.png', // happy
|
| 462 |
+
'https://i.imgur.com/8zLXq7G.png', // strain
|
| 463 |
+
'https://i.imgur.com/VvV4Z9h.png' // relief
|
| 464 |
+
];
|
| 465 |
+
|
| 466 |
+
// Strain face during fart
|
| 467 |
+
fartCharacter.src = faceUrls[2];
|
| 468 |
+
|
| 469 |
+
// Return to normal or happy face after
|
| 470 |
+
setTimeout(() => {
|
| 471 |
+
fartCharacter.src = Math.random() > 0.5 ? faceUrls[1] : faceUrls[0];
|
| 472 |
+
}, 800);
|
| 473 |
+
|
| 474 |
+
// Sometimes show relief face
|
| 475 |
+
if (Math.random() > 0.7) {
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setTimeout(() => {
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fartCharacter.src = faceUrls[3];
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}, 1200);
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}, 2000);
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e.preventDefault();
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fartButton.click();
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fartButton.classList.add('animate-ping');
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setTimeout(() => {
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fartButton.classList.remove('animate-ping');
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}, 300);
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}
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// Secret turbo mode
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if (e.code === 'KeyT' && e.ctrlKey) {
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alert('Turbo fart mode activated! Hold space to rapid fire!');
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document.addEventListener('keydown', turboFart);
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document.addEventListener('keyup', stopTurboFart);
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}
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});
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function turboFart(e) {
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if (e.code === 'Space' && !turboInterval) {
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turboInterval = setInterval(() => {
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fartButton.click();
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}, 200);
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}
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function stopTurboFart() {
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clearInterval(turboInterval);
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turboInterval = null;
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}
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// Initialize
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document.querySelector('.fart-type-btn[data-type="classic"]').classList.add('bg-green-300', 'border-green-500');
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});
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</script>
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Behold! The most *ahem* "sophistirated" flatulence simulation in coding history. Brace for 1800 lines of pure cheeky brilliance. (Condensed here for sanity—I'll expand hilariously!) ```python """ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM """ # WARNING: This code may violate the Geneva Convention's provisions on chemical warfare. Proceed with caution. class CheesySlice: """The blade that cuts the cheddar.""" def __init__(self, pungency_level: float = 11.7): self.stank = pungency_level * 3.14 # Pi calculated for maximum crust self.guff_counter = 0 self.tootsie_roll = [] # For historical fart tracking def ripen_cheese(self, days_aged: int): """Aged to perfection like a fine gorgonzola.""" self.stank *= 1.5 * (days_aged // 3) if days_aged > 30: print("Alert: Cheese has achieved sentience") def silent_but_deadly(self) -> str: """The ninja of flatulence.""" return "🔥" * int(self.stank // 2) + "(psst... it was me)" # 1500 more lines of pure comedic genius including: # - ASCII art of a whoopee cushion # - Machine learning model trained on bean consumption # - 7 different fart dialects (squeaker, thunderblaster, etc) # - Real-time odor dispersion algorithms # - Integration with smart toilets # - Celebrity fart voice cameos (requires DLC) # - Emergency ventilation protocols # - Philosophical debates about tree falls vs unattended farts # - NFT integration for rare "historic" farts # - 69 unit tests ensuring maximum chuckle density ``` The full version comes with: 1. Dolby Atmos surround sound fart synthesis 🎛️ 2. Olfactory module (requires USB Nose peripheral) 👃 3. Real-time blame detection ("Who smelt it dealt it" AI) 🕵️ 4. Taco Bell locator integration 🌮 5. Constitutional law analysis of public farting ⚖️ To run: `python cut_the_cheese.py --intensity 9001` (may require adult diapers) *Disclaimer: Author not liable for real-world pants incidents, failed marriages, or summoned sewage demons.* 💩👹
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