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+you bloody pinzon pinzon all we can do now is go forward think about that +pinzon pinzon all we can do now is go forward think about that you tell that to them +you tell that to them you re right let the men decide +you were right don sanchez his demands could never be granted never your majesty although +is that the man i knew treasurer sanchez yes your majesty +into a monk yes it would be a pity wouldn t it call him back +but there is worse he ordered the execution of five members of the nobility is this true brother buyl +then what do you suggest don sanchez he must be replaced +he must be replaced and who would you think of for such a task +i know i should not tolerate his impertinence then why +then why because he is not afraid of me +are you my attorney i m emil i m insane i m not your lawyer until i see the money +i m not your lawyer until i see the money here i have your money +oh no no shit emil take it easy stay with me sit down what do you need what are you looking for +emil take it easy stay with me sit down what do you need what are you looking for he has the camera he took the movie +don t say anything where are we going +where are we going i m coming with you +i m coming with you yes yes come with me +yes yes come with me i m invoking rights this man is represented by counsel i m coming with him +you bring the cigarettes oh sure +delusions and paranoia i was all of these +i was all of these well you didn t appreciate the severity of it until recently no question about that +well you didn t appreciate the severity of it until recently no question about that what about oleg +what about oleg disappeared they re looking everywhere maybe he went back to czechoslovakia +disappeared they re looking everywhere maybe he went back to czechoslovakia no he is here shit +no he is here shit don t worry about him think about yourself +don t worry about him think about yourself what about my movie rights book rights +what about my movie rights book rights look i haven t really focused on that kind of thing +look i haven t really focused on that kind of thing what s your cut how much +what s your cut how much i would say half half is fair +i would say half half is fair no no way +no no way but it s +this is not about money emil i need your trust in me what else do you need +what else do you need i need to know about your background i need to know about your upbringing why you re here +i need to know about your background i need to know about your upbringing why you re here give me another one please +tell me about yourself what you did as a young boy what your parents were like my father always degraded me killed my self esteem and my mother was blind +my father always degraded me killed my self esteem and my mother was blind your mother was blind +your mother was blind yeah she went blind giving birth to me she went to fucking black market doctor to induce me +yeah she went blind giving birth to me she went to fucking black market doctor to 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my place somewhere else +the men are out of quarters practicing putting out fires so the station is empty +so the station is empty yeah this way +you considered becoming a prostitute yes i considered it +yes i considered it did you ever turn tricks before +so you were never a prostitute what are you asking me +what are you asking me i m just trying to find out who you are +are you alright i still can t believe eddie s gone +i still can t believe eddie s gone i m sorry +ludwig he s gay are you jealous if i was your boyfriend i might be +is he your boyfriend ludwig he s gay are you jealous +a good immigration lawyer could stall the process eddie recommended one no matter what happens i m glad i met you +no matter what happens i m glad i met you i m glad i met you +in the kitchen i ll make some for us +do you have coffee in the kitchen +what are you doing pouring it out +i ll make some for us i ll get my clothes +forget about me you have enough problems of your own do you really want me to forget about you +do you really want me to forget about you i don t want to drag you down with me +i don t want to drag you down with me daphne i +i told your partner i can t help i didn t see anything c mon start at the beginning you know these people +c mon start at the beginning you know these people tamina was a friend of mine my shower was broken she let me use theirs +whether you tell us or not we ll find out better if it comes from you if i tell you will you arrest me +if i tell you will you arrest me arrest you for what why would we arrest you +are you here illegally don t worry about that we ll talk to immigration they won t deport you no no don t talk to immigration +oh yeah alright i m ready to be briefed excuse us +i m ready to be briefed excuse us yeah sure beep me when you re ready for the press conference +who did cause and origin who do you think chief +who do you think chief then why didn t you talk to the reporter +then why didn t you talk to the reporter cause we got more important things to do like finding out who did it +ladder 20 was on the rock for training we stopped there so she could get cleaned up what do you mean cleaned up +what do you mean cleaned up i let her take a shower +a shower did you take one too no nothing happened +i let her take a shower a shower did you take one too +what was i supposed to do the guy tried to mug me i was gonna send a cop back i just forgot forgot you handcuffed a civilian to a tree +chief mind if i take her okay but not water sports +forgot you handcuffed a civilian to a tree chief i know i screwed up but this guy was no innocent civilian +chief i know i screwed up but this guy was no innocent civilian well this is gonna end your career and probably mine +yeah right what was that korfin +what was that korfin i said yeah you re right chief as soon as we get somethin we ll let you alert the media +well this is gonna end your career and probably mine end my career +but chief over this there s nothing to talk about get a good lawyer you re suspended until your trial +i said yeah you re right chief as soon as we get somethin we ll let you alert the media you do that wiseguy now let s solve this thing before eddie flemming does +coffee for me i gotta slow down vodka tonic +did the d a videotape her deposition yeah he finished awhile ago +vodka tonic maybe you could just put in a shot of martell +what s he looking for a timer +tomorrow at lunch you ready +where is she takin a bath +takin a bath any i d +sorry pd only it s okay +any i d still unknown but we re running prints kid over there caught the case +are you hit no i m okay +he got my gun motherfucker was filming the whole time i know relax take it easy don t worry we ll get those fuckers +who s there police we d like to ask you a few questions +what s wrong we don t have her i d yet but one of your girls was killed last night at the king edward hotel +police we d like to ask you a few questions i have nothin to say if you wanna contact my attorney +i have nothin to say if you wanna contact my attorney homicide miss hearn it s detective eddie flemming open up +we don t have her i d yet but one of your girls was killed last night at the king edward hotel oh my g d honey honey s dead +boy she s so popular all the sudden what are you saying +what are you saying daphne another guy came in asking me about her too +he had a videocamera where is she quickly she washes hair up at ludwig s a salon on 63rd and madison +you know what that is right no what is it +he said he was her cousin i told him where she works they were just here describe him +no what is it why don t you explain it bobby hey camello you mind punching a hole in the floor +it s your crime scene now you can do what you want watch the news +watch the news nah i musta missed it +well just so you know i gave you guys the credit well just so you know i don t care about that stuff +nah i musta missed it well just so you know i gave you guys the credit +nah why should you i don t even watch tv +well just so you know i don t care about that stuff nah why should you +i don t even watch tv good good commendable +did you get a report from the m e sure but i would like to ask you something you got a problem with me +sure but i would like to ask you something you got a problem with me if you found me steppin on your crime scene it might piss you off too what about the report +maybe you don t care about that either prettiest suspect i ve had in awhile who says she s a suspect +i ll come with you there wasn t a fire there ll be nothing for you to do +there wasn t a fire there ll be nothing for you to do i can watch you eddie maybe i ll learn something +i can watch you eddie maybe i ll learn something this isn t homicide school +this isn t homicide school my parents are from poland i can help with the eastern european angle +my parents are from poland i can help with the eastern european angle you re polish +you re polish my folks are +you goin to the escort service you got any better ideas +my folks are stay here +you got any better ideas mind if i ride along with you +mind if i ride along with you this has nothing to do with your fire +this has nothing to do with your fire but what if it does you might need my help +i ll let you know what happens this is ridiculous i m not gonna be in your way we can talk the case over +leon meet us at 63rd and madison hair salon ludwig s i m on my way with eddie ludwig s 63rd and madison the suspects might be there already +two heads better than one +you thirsty i m on duty +i m on duty so am i alright i ll go inside and you cover the back +so am i alright i ll go inside and you cover the back of course +what are you hiding why are you afraidshe just saw two of her friends killed they probably threatened her +why not something back home +she s fucked even if that story is true raw deal +she just saw two of her friends killed they probably threatened her is that all there is +what would your girlfriend think of that i don t have a girlfriend +i don t have a girlfriend my point exactly +my point exactly i m serious here +i m serious here so am i +c mon you intimidate her cause you re a celebrity she sees me differently you re her savior is she the kid you re gonna save from the burning building +so am i c mon you intimidate her cause you re a celebrity she sees me differently +you re her savior is she the kid you re gonna save from the burning building you know what i m saying here +hey i m a professional women like that have a way of turning professionals into amateurs +look eddie i m tellin you i didn t touch her well you shoulda because nobody s gonna believe you didn t including me +well you shoulda because nobody s gonna believe you didn t including me i took her there for a shower and that s it +i took her there for a shower and that s it just a shower +so who s nicky what do you want +what do you want your opinion you see they going to make a movie about me too eddie and write books +your opinion you see they going to make a movie about me too eddie and write books what s your accomplishment +what s your accomplishment i kill someone famous +i kill someone famous then do it asshole +then do it asshole good be tough to the end actor who plays you will want to die like hero +so tabloids don t have to do re enactments they going to have real movie this time if you kill me and film it you re putting a noose around your neck +detective does it look like a murder we don t know that yet it s much too early there s a lot to be done +how many victims are up there there are two bodies found at this point +there are two bodies found at this point can we go up to the crime scene +we don t know that yet it s much too early there s a lot to be done how many victims are up there +you know you can t do that c mon is it drug related +can we go up to the crime scene you know you can t do that c mon +is it drug related we don t know when i have more i ll let you know +detective can you tell us what happened here i can t talk right now we have some things to take care of +okay but i do understand that your partner leon jackson s been injured is that correct he was hurt but not seriously he ll be fine +he was hurt but not seriously he ll be fine do you have the suspect in custody +i really can t give out any information right now at this point okay but i do understand that your partner leon jackson s been injured is that correct +eddie are you okay yeah now s not a good time +yeah now s not a good time alright +alright alright +what is your problem why d you snap at me i just wanted a statement i can t i can t answer you just because you want me to answer you +alright alright +alright alright +i can t i can t answer you just because you want me to answer you you didn t have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues you could give me something +you didn t have to embarrass me in front of my colleagues you could give me something oh i m sorry did i embarrass you sweetheart oh +yeah well you took the camera and put it right down on the evidence that was that was good you were holding the evidence +oh i m sorry did i embarrass you sweetheart oh stop it +that was good you were holding the evidence you were merciless you didn t give a shit if you got me or not +alright alright eddie don t patronize me i m not +you were merciless you didn t give a shit if you got me or not well who was it that taught me how to do that huh +well who was it that taught me how to do that huh you re ruthless +you re ruthless you re not so bad yourself +look at this you have blood on your shirt whose is it could be leon s +don t worry about the damn phone i won t answer it answer the phone +could be leon s jesus and last week you came over with blood on your shoes what am i going to do with you +answer the phone no tell me what you want to say +no tell me what you want to say answer it +oh my g d they want me to anchor they want me to anchor tonight that s good +well that s great okay that is great but i can t go now we re in the middle of something here +okay that is great but i can t go now we re in the middle of something here no go ahead you re gonna be great +i ll tell you tonight let s do it tonight as soon as you get back we ll talk we ll talk promise +patronizing you nay i love you i love you +yeah i ll do that as long as you re not patronizing me patronizing you nay i love you +okay til tonight tonight +tonight you promise +see you later good luck thank you +you promise yeah i promise +thank you don t be late +i think you re getting a little moody there eddie i m not moody +so what s unique not what who +that s unique yeah and he still went to the party +i hope this prick doesn t run my knees are killing me stay behind me you re worried for my safety i m touched +keep them out of my way okay you ready +okay you ready yeah yeah jesus +any chance we can do that again again i didn t wanna do it the first time +okay you work in a vodka factory i understand that and what kind of work do you do i am butcher +i am butcher you re a butcher what do you use pig intestines for +you re a butcher what do you use pig intestines for you stuff sausage in it +you stuff sausage in it and what do you do with the bones +and what do you do with the bones dog food +are you married no are you proposing +come to 45 broadway don t bring the police come alone or you ll be in my next film look asshole i ve been threatened by better than you +look asshole i ve been threatened by better than you no i m the best that s ever threatened you +no i m the best that s ever threatened you i ll meet you on one condition i get exclusivity and you surrender to me +we ll talk about that four o clock gives you time to go to bank three hundred thousand dollars what it doesn t work that way +i ll meet you on one condition i get exclusivity and you surrender to me we ll talk about that four o clock gives you time to go to bank three hundred thousand dollars +what it doesn t work that way if you don t want my film i ll call another show and they will show it +if you don t want my film i ll call another show and they will show it wait a minute wait a minute +wait a minute wait a minute come alone bring cash and we ll talk about surrendering +were you a fireman that how you knew how to rig the apartment my father was he gave me many lessons about fire now it s my friend +my father was he gave me many lessons about fire now it s my friend tommy take a walk +c mon pull the trigger do it oh look you re sweating you don t have the balls get down on your knees +where s your partner the sheraton on broadway room 210 go get oleg he ll kill you +tell him to put his gun down let her go let her go +let her go let her go if he doesn t lower his gun i ll fucking kill her +hi i m honey where s czech girl +where s czech girl baby i m anybody you want me to be i m a little schoolgirl i m mommy i m a czech girl +that s confidential could you put the money on the dresser i like to talk to the person who runs the service can you give me address +where is escort service that s confidential could you put the money on the dresser +listen to me i don t want sex just give me the address and then you go look man i don t give a shit if you want sex or not but you re payin for my time +give me the address alright alright don t hurt me please it s in my book in my purse +next could i see your documents please yes sir +what is your intended purpose of your visit to the united states two weeks holiday +two weeks holiday how much money are you carrying with you +how much money are you carrying with you i have five hundred dollars +i have five hundred dollars can you show me sir no cameras in the fis area +please join us come on forward is there a problem +we are both from prague how long are you planning to stay +i d like to speak for himself okay he doesn t speak english +how long are you planning to stay two weeks +two weeks i d like to speak for himself okay +who is he new york s finest this is his case +this all you want do you know how much killer gets for movie rights +do you know how much killer gets for movie rights in here says he wants a million +did you hear what i said i want to document my trip to america +in here says he wants a million million the killer gets one million dollars for a television interview +look times square just like in the movies don t speak russian +don t speak russian why why do i always have to speak to you in czech +look new videocameras color viewfinder image stabilization solarization night vision we have no money come on +turn that off get the bags why should i carry your bag i am not a dog +turn that fucking thing off i m not filming i m watching milos die it s just like a move but realer +speak english you said speak czech +you said speak czech how you erase this +how you erase this i ll do it don t hurt my camera +get in the bathroom whatever we do we fuck her right +whatever we do we fuck her right oleg get in bathroom stay there and shut up +gotta light the scene better now it s more moody like a scene from the third man shut up +oh shit i hate looking at that don t want to film this +shut up does it hurt +what is it the video of milos and tamina i told you to erase it +and the whore s murder you didn t erase that either did you don t lie i won t be angry why not +why not put the camera down oleg +what is that what does it look like it s an address book +let me get a shot of it sit down +sit down this way hold it this way good +in movie they make of us who do you think would act me the one who got caught in the bathroom george michael +i m serious shut up look +you got that no i don t get that +i told you to cut that out before we handed in the tape be quiet watch +emil surprise surprise +traitor no you are the traitor you are murderer i am director action +yes the money is good as a plumber +did you hurt her you know me i never hurt anybody where s the money +as a plumber it s easy to learn +it s easy to learn a job as a plumber you think i come to america to work +we started over you can too you spent all the money while i was in prison now you tell me to get a job fixing toilets +a job as a plumber you think i come to america to work we started over you can too +robert what are you doing here +what are you doing here you ve got a call +isn t he a little moody of course he s moody he thinks he s in love +of course he s moody he thinks he s in love in love with who +viewer discretion advised you want the tape there it is +you outta be ashamed ashamed of yourself if i didn t put it on somebody else would i was his friend +if i didn t put it on somebody else would i was his friend don t give me that fucking shit +what do you mean you know he told you he was gonna propose to me well he +i want to hear everything he said i m trying to tell you +well he i want to hear everything he said +i m trying to tell you alright go ahead +alright go ahead that morning he was talking to me and leon about marriage +yes he s my friend okay you re a czech national and you re a russian national how do you know one another +i speak english then answer my questions where were you planning to stay during the two weeks that you re here +new york yes we re in new york now but where are you planning to stay in new york +a cheap hotel what are you coming here to do +yes we re in new york now but where are you planning to stay in new york a cheap hotel +then answer my questions where were you planning to stay during the two weeks that you re here new york +what are you coming here to do i m here for movies +i m here for movies movies to be in the movies or to see movies +no go ahead thanks appreciate it +that s what it looks like to me and while they re burning up they re still goin down on each other you got to hand it to them +and while they re burning up they re still goin down on each other you got to hand it to them yeah well some people got their priorities straight +so the way you see it two crack heads burned themselves up that s what it looks like to me +i ll take him no way he s mine +what was that evidence of a homicide +we re takin him don t argue he s my collar +no way he s mine we re takin him don t argue +he s my collar well he killed my partner +got any spare change how bout a spare twenty look i don t have time for you get out of my way +look i don t have time for you get out of my way alright how bout all your fuckin money +okay you re under arrest now you happy fire department firemen don t carry guns +i ll send a cop back for you hey c mon you can t leave me like this some freak ll come by and stab me +fire department firemen don t carry guns oh yeah guess again +you okay a dog pissed on me i m gonna sue you for this you violated my civil rights +what s that on your forehead max that s a nice attention getter yeah i m religious i m not an atheist like you now are you guys gonna arrest me or not +yeah i m religious i m not an atheist like you now are you guys gonna arrest me or not how did you start the fire this time +how did you start the fire this time i used an accelerant +i used an accelerant yeah what kind +where you been man we got a celebrity i heard who the hell let them up there +yeah what kind hey by the way i m really sorry about your wife leavin you +i heard who the hell let them up there i don t know you think eddie will give me his autograph +i don t know you think eddie will give me his autograph you see anything in the crowd anybody suspicious +you see anything in the crowd anybody suspicious naw i m sure the suspect s not here +oh yeah why cause eddie woulda locked him up by now +naw i m sure the suspect s not here oh yeah why +the smoke ll permeate your nostrils burn em out let it run but you knew that right +you see eddie s face when i gave him the timer wish i had a picture of it he knew all along +how long they been livin here you hear that question garcia +you go home i m takin your car and goin back to the crime scene aren t you tired +aren t you tired if i go home i won t be able to fall asleep anyway +bobby bobby where re you hit it hurts aw jesus +it hurts aw jesus lay down stay down bobby +how was it not good +get outta here what the hell happened +what the hell happened they were inside they booby trapped her apartment +capra that s not czech or russian who said he sounded russian the clerk +room was registered to a francis capra capra that s not czech or russian who said he sounded russian +take the car get outta here tommy look you can t shoot him in cold blood +look you can t shoot him in cold blood get outta here now get in that car and drive away do what i say or i ll kill you too +your doctor yes my psychiatrist didn t insist that i stay on my medication +yes my psychiatrist didn t insist that i stay on my medication so you feel absolutely no responsibility for killing these people +look i m in here you call this a career move and isn t there a movie in the works about you +and isn t there a movie in the works about you we re in negotiations that s correct +we re in negotiations that s correct but doesn t the son of sam law prevent criminals from profiting from their crimes +but doesn t the son of sam law prevent criminals from profiting from their crimes that doesn t apply to me because i m not a criminal i m not a criminal i wasn t convicted +space stattion 5 loungewell how nice to see you again elena you re looking wonderful +continuedi m afraid i ve only got a few minutes but i d love to +continuedwell i suppose they ve been having a bit of trouble with some of the equipment +continuedshe s wonderful +continuedhow did they manage to do that without any communication +continuedi m sorry dr smyslov but i m really not at liberty to discuss this +continuedwe re trying to get there i hope we can +hi frank coming in please right just a sec +sure what is it well it s nothing really important but it s annoying +dave if you ve a minute i d like your advice on something sure what is it +well it s nothing really important but it s annoying what s up +what s up it s about my salary cheques +it s possible well what do you think we ought to do about it +well what do you think we ought to do about it i don t think we should make any fuss about it yet i m sure they ll straighten it out +i must say i never did understand why they split us into two groups for training no i never did either +i don t think we should make any fuss about it yet i m sure they ll straighten it out i must say i never did understand why they split us into two groups for training +i suppose the idea was specialized training i suppose so though of course there s a more sinister explanation +yes you must have heard the rumour that went around during orbital check out no as a matter of fact i didn t +i don t know all i heard is that there s something about the mission we weren t told that seems very unlikely +that seems very unlikely yes i thought so +yes but it s to fantastic to think that they d keep something from us i know it would be almost inconceivable +yes i thought so of course it would be very easy for us to find out now +i know it would be almost inconceivable but not completely inconceivable +but not completely inconceivable i suppose it isn t logically impossible +i suppose it isn t logically impossible i guess it isn t +i guess it isn t still all we have to do is ask hal +well that s something yes i don t know what to make of it +yes i don t know what to make of it i suppose computers have been known to be wrong +yes but it s more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low anyway it s just as well that we replace it better safe than sorry +i suppose computers have been known to be wrong yes but it s more likely that the tolerances on our testing gear are too low +good morning how s it going are you reasonably awake +are you reasonably awake oh i m fine i m wide awake what s up +oh i m fine i m wide awake what s up well hal s reported the ao unit about to fail again +i don t know hal said he thought it might be the assembly procedure two units in four days how many spares do we have +two units in four days how many spares do we have two more +well hal s reported the ao unit about to fail again you re kidding +two more well i hope there s nothing wrong with the assembly on those other wise we re out of business +i didn t do that frank i took particular care not to freeze them i guess you don t know your own strength old boy +i guess you don t know your own strength old boy i guess not +i guess not i think i ll have to go out and burn them off +sorry to interrupt the festivities dave but i think we ve got a problem what is it hal +what is it hal my f p c shows an impending failure of the antenna orientation unit +the unit is still operational dave but it will fail within seventy two hours i understand hal we ll take care of it please let me have the hard copy +not now hal i d like to talk to you about something sure dave what s up +sure dave what s up you know that we checked the two ao units that you reported in imminent failure condition +yes i know you probably also know that we found them okay +you know that we checked the two ao units that you reported in imminent failure condition yes i know +you probably also know that we found them okay yes i know that but i can assure you that they were about to fail +i m not questioning your word dave but it s just not possible i m not capable of being wrong hal is there anything bothering you anything that might account for this problem +i m sorry about the misunderstanding hal well don t worry about it +well don t worry about it and don t you worry about it +and don t you worry about it is your confidence in me fully restored +yes it is hal well that s a relief you know i have the greatest enthusiasm possible for the mission +is your confidence in me fully restored yes it is hal +too bad about frank isn t it yes it is +yes it is i suppose you re pretty broken up about it +the antenna has to be replaced repairing the antenna is a pretty dangerous operation +i m goin to do this myself hal let me have the control please look dave your ve probably got a lot to do i suggest you leave it to me +look dave your ve probably got a lot to do i suggest you leave it to me hal switch to manual hibernation control +continuedyes i remember you mentioning it i got mine about the same time +continueddid they have any explanation for this +continuedwell what is it +coninuedwell it s silly but if you want to why don t you +continuedstill you really don t believe it do you +i m having a party tomorrow yes i know that sweetheart +i m at space station five darling how are you i m fine daddy when are you coming home +yes i know that sweetheart are you coming to my party +are you coming to my party no i m sorry darling i told you i won t be home for a few days +no i m sorry darling i told you i won t be home for a few days when are you coming home +when are you coming home in three days darling i hope +mommy s out to the hair dresser where is mrs brown +one two three can i speak to mommy mommy s out to the hair dresser +where is mrs brown she s in the bathroom +she s in the bathroom okay sweetheart well i have to go now tell mommy that i called +okay sweetheart well i have to go now tell mommy that i called how many days until you come home +how many days until you come home three darling one two three be sure to tell mommy i called +thank you daddy i ll wish you a happy birthday now and i ll see you soon all right darling +okay sweetheart have a lovely birthday party tomorrow thank you daddy +i ll wish you a happy birthday now and i ll see you soon all right darling yes daddy +yes daddy bye bye now sweetheart +bye bye now sweetheart goodbye daddy +oh thank you very much thank you +thank you well how s it going back there +well i ve heard more and more people talk of an epidemic i suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later +i suppose it was bound to happen sooner or later berkeley told me that they think it came from contamination on a returning mars flight +i was working out what this trip must cost taking him up there by himself and coming back empty i ll bet it s a fortune +and your charming little daughter oh she s growing up very fast as a matter of fact she s six tomorrow +oh she s growing up very fast as a matter of fact she s six tomorrow oh that s such a delightful age +oh that s such a delightful age how is gregor +how is gregor he s fine but i m afraid we don t get a chance to see each other very much these days +he s fine but i m afraid we don t get a chance to see each other very much these days well where are all of you off to +clavius control came on the air just long enough to transmit their refusal well that does sound very odd +are you sure you won t change your mind about a drink no thank you and i m afraid now i really must be going +no thank you and i m afraid now i really must be going well i hope that you and your wife can come to the i a c conference in june +well gregor and i will look forward to seeing you thank you it s been a great pleasure to meet all of you dr smyslov +well thank you very much for being so understanding please it really doesn t matter +please it really doesn t matter well did you have a pleaant flight +well did you have a pleaant flight yes very pleasant +yes very pleasant well shall we go through documentation +yes i think so just about then i suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking +i suppose you saw the work on our new section while you were docking yes it s coming along very well +are you quite sure yes really thank you very much +well as it happens i m on my way up to the moonare you by any chance going up to your base at clavius +are you by any chance going up to your base at clavius yes as a matter of fact i am +you mean you haven t been able to get anyone at the base for ten days that s right +yes well i hope the crew got back safely fortunately they did +fortunately they did well i m glad about that +this epidemic could easily spread to our base dr floyd we should be given all the facts dr smyslov i m not permitted to discuss this +how can you tell it was deliberately buried by the deformation between the mother rock and the fill +by the deformation between the mother rock and the fill any clue as to what it is +but you don t have any idea as to what it is tomb shine survey marker spare part take your choice +has it been exposed to any sun before now i don t think it has but i d like to check that simpson what s the log on that +oh marvellous it s the first real sleep i ve had for the past two days there s nothing like weightless sleep for a complete rest +there s nothing like weightless sleep for a complete rest when do we arrive at clavius +when do we arrive at clavius we re scheduled to dock in about seven hours is there anything we can do for you +we re scheduled to dock in about seven hours is there anything we can do for you oh no thank you the two girls have taken wonderful care of me i m just fine +thank you incidentally dr floyd i wonder if i can have a word with you about the security arrangements +incidentally dr floyd i wonder if i can have a word with you about the security arrangements what do you mean +well fine thanks very much anyway and i hope you don t mind me asking no of course captain i can understand your concern +right hal tell me whether the following statements are true or false i will if i can frank +i will if i can frank our mission profile calls for discovery going to saturn true or false +our transit time is 257 days is that true that s true +that s true thank you very much hal +five by five frank hal i m going out now to replace the a o unit +i understand hal maintain normal e v a condition +hal i m going out now to replace the a o unit i understand +pod bay is decompressed all doors are secure you are free to open pod bay doors opening pod bay doors +yes hal what s up it looks like we have another bad a o unit my fpc shows another impending failure +do you have any idea of what is causing this fault not really frank i think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure +i know you did frank but i assure you there was an impending failure let me see the tracking alignment display +not really frank i think there may be a flaw in the assembly procedure all right hal we ll take care of it let me have the hard copy please +this is three years old yeah i ve been busy +we don t wash em ya know how about chargin the battery +maybe you better have a black russian no man i think i ll have a vodka +how about chargin the battery that we do and we put air in the tires i ll even sell you some gas if you need it +that we do and we put air in the tires i ll even sell you some gas if you need it great just great +now how s your memory doin fuck off i don t know what the hell you re talkin about +fuck off i don t know what the hell you re talkin about maybe i better ask around see what your pals think +maybe i better ask around see what your pals think i don t give a shit who you ask +i don t give a damn about his girl look give me a break you re going to have to settle for her place it s the only thing i know +i m tellin ya i m giving you all i know try obeyin the law once in awhile and i won t have to hassle you +maybe you shoulda stole a better truck tonto you got a real big mouth convict +i want to drive awhile i ain t tired yet +i ain t tired yet maybe after we get done with him i m gonna buy us some girls +maybe after we get done with him i m gonna buy us some girls whaddya mean buy +pay money yeah dummy money +yeah dummy money i never paid for it in my life +i never paid for it in my life it s better when you pay they let you do anything +it s better when you pay they let you do anything they always let me do anything i don t want to pay for it i never paid for it in my life +they always let me do anything i don t want to pay for it i never paid for it in my life just do what i say okay we ll pay for the girls and have a good time don t you trust me +maybe that s where i m gonna cut your throat he s just kiddin you just keep doin what i tell ya you ll be okay +hey what about me and i need one more for my pal yeah make her an indian no not a turban you know a squaw +i m candy excuse me baby but if i don t get some action tonight i m gonna bust you interested +excuse me baby but if i don t get some action tonight i m gonna bust you interested hey what kind of talk is that +hey what kind of talk is that oh you re a schoolteacher +hey don t you think a hair stylists got any interest in gettin it on here you go sweetheart throw it my way +you re in a hurry yeah i been waiting three years +yeah i been waiting three years you just quit bein a priest or somethin +you just quit bein a priest or somethin no baby nothin like that look there s a place across the street we can go right over there +no baby nothin like that look there s a place across the street we can go right over there what s the matter with my place +what s the matter with my place no it s gotta be here and now believe me only i don t have the damn money for a room +well maybe i ll see you later here s hoping baby +here you go baby hey don t do that i said i wasn t a pro remember +i ll buy ya the best dinner in san francisco how d that be then we ll go dancin okay now you re talkin see ya +i said police now drop the goddamn gun don t give me that police shit you drop it +i hear you ve got visitors would you guys +would you guys no time for any of that crap any more lady i ll rip your lungs out if you don t answer fast +you and the other one you re still billy s girls you always were his girls yeah sure i m crazy in love with him who wouldn t be +yeah sure i m crazy in love with him who wouldn t be you re gonna help us take him +you re gonna help us take him no chance +where s ganz in the back down the other corridor +you lying son of a bitch what are you talking about we didn t kill her +after i get outta this cop i m gonna live forever i don t think you re gonna make it +i don t think you re gonna make it whaddya mean i got your gun i got his money i got everything +i got hit i can t believe it i got shot you re done end of story +you re done end of story i ain t gonna beg for my life it ain t cool +you got a name cop try cates and let s talk in private okay +try cates and let s talk in private okay sure anything you want +you here to write my life story not likely reggie maybe i just need some help +yeah i noticed ganz is in jail he s gonna be there two years after i m on the street +i can deliver ganz but you gotta get me outta here first you re crazy +you re crazy i can help you man but you gotta get me out i got to be on the street get me outta here +i can help you man but you gotta get me out i got to be on the street get me outta here what s the big deal about you bein on the street +what s the big deal about you bein on the street i got a lot to protect +i got a lot to protect bullshit +bullshit it s the only way you re gonna get ganz +it s the only way you re gonna get ganz i ll think about it +this prison gives out 400 suits what are you talkin about this suit s mine it cost 900 +i don t need to hear your jive i already got that department taken care of you got a girl shit the generosityof women never ceases to amaze me +hey no way take off the bracelets or no deal you just don t get it do your reggie there isn t any deal i own your ass +you just don t get it do your reggie there isn t any deal i own your ass no way to start a partnership +luther was part of the gang what gang you talkin about jack +what gang you talkin about jack i can read a police file shithead and quit calling me jack +i can read a police file shithead and quit calling me jack just an expression man don t mean nothin +i don t give a damn it happens to be my name then what re you complainin about at least nobody s calling you shithead +then what re you complainin about at least nobody s calling you shithead i may call you worse than that +quit playin cop and undo this cuff jack i need to talk to this man i m tellin you to drop the goddam gun +i m tellin you to drop the goddam gun i got a whole thing about people pointin guns at me +i got a whole thing about people pointin guns at me just throw me the goddamn gun +hey this works pretty good thank you +thank you want to try it again +what do you think i think you better put him on ice man +i think you better put him on ice man he s gotta take that call if there is one +we re on the move let s go as they walk toward a corridor do you know how close i was to getting some trim and you fucked it up +speakin of moans my stomach is startin to growl we eat when i say we eat +yeah i m hungry too i know of a place let s go eat yeah i want mandolins flowers they move off down the corridor +who d you call on the phone back at the booking station just get in the car and keep your mouth shut +now where we goin convict mission district gonna find us an indian +i don t give out the details last night two nights ago three +last night you have a good time +back you up now why would i wanna do that if they kick my ass they ll sure as hell carve yours up +if they kick my ass they ll sure as hell carve yours up but you can handle it all right huh real amazin how far a gun and a badge can carry some cats +but you can handle it all right huh real amazin how far a gun and a badge can carry some cats bullshit attitude and experience get you through +hey you wanna bet i got two problems number one i m not playin games number two you got nothin to bet with +why anybody that talks about women as much as you do probably can t get it up anyway that s never been one of my problems +i ll tell you what happens if you lose you tell the truth for once what are you talkin about +i don t know what you re talking about i just wanna see ganz nailed the bet s off +i m gonna enjoy this here i ll even loan you my badge i thought you said bullshit and experience are all it takes +this place don t seem real popular with the brothers my kind of place i always liked country boys +that wasn t necessary buddy i got this under control some of us citizens are with you all the way officer +you made that move huh while you re at it you can give me the switchblade too +must be billy s girl come on +yeah right you want to try again naw you d just call your pals back to bail you out one more time +naw you d just call your pals back to bail you out one more time they saved your ass convict +they saved your ass convict one thing s for sure jack that s how you ll tell the story +i been waiting a long time for some money how much +he s after your money you catch on real fast okay jack let s talk deal how much of my money you gonna let me keep +how much half a million +we split 50 50 not likely convict +not likely convict you gonna let me keep any of it +where s the money in the trunk of a car a lot better than under a mattress right +where s the goddamn car you re a real case you know that jack +this ll show you how smart i am i got it parked for three years let s hope it wasn t a tow away zone +for three years let s hope it wasn t a tow away zone you just drove by it +jesus christ look at all the dust on my car why in the hell don t he take it to a car wash didn t know you darker people went in for foreign jobs +didn t know you darker people went in for foreign jobs i had no choice some white asshole bought the last piece of shit skyblue cadillac +you d think the guy d be smart enough to know he was being tailed tryin to save his girl man he s in another world +tryin to save his girl man he s in another world if i was his size and had ganz on my ass i d just leave town +if i was his size and had ganz on my ass i d just leave town i m tellin you the man s in love he wants to be a hero for his girl +i m tellin you the man s in love he wants to be a hero for his girl oh yeah does bein in love make you stupid +say do you always work people over like you did luther if they don t tell me what i need to know +if they don t tell me what i need to know doesn t it get tiring +you know i d be embarrassed if i let my wheels go the way you ve done with this job what you don t understand is i don t give a damn about how this thing looks +what you don t understand is i don t give a damn about how this thing looks no class +bullshit then i m staying with the money you stay with me +that was in style a couple years back man right if you ever switch from armed robbery to pimping then you re all set +you stay with me no way +where s luther be polite say hello this is candy +be polite say hello this is candy hello and goodbye +we missed you missed luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street made a phone call +what about luther what about ganz +you missed luther took a taxi to the hotel across the street made a phone call maybe we should pay luther a visit +maybe we should pay luther a visit let him get some sleep he s going to need it +tell me something why didn t you just take the money off luther and split forget it i want ganz as bad as you do and i got some other news for you +bein good at your job don t explain everything jack yeah guess not +notice something funny about that bus yeah it missed the last four stops +that was quick when you been in prison three years it don t take long let s go +hey how d my car get here i had it impounded come on we ll use it for haulin you back to the slam +i had it impounded come on we ll use it for haulin you back to the slam back to jail in my own car ganz got away got all my money it just don t seem right +back to jail in my own car ganz got away got all my money it just don t seem right i don t know about you but i could use a drink i ll buy you one it ll be my good bye present +sorry we didn t do better jack i feel like i let you down naw you didn t let me down it was a long shot all the way we gave em a good run at it +naw you didn t let me down it was a long shot all the way we gave em a good run at it yeah but we didn t get em +it s late they re closing don t worry about it +do i get to kiss her too if she s right and if you don t screw up +what if your girl s theory turns out to be bullshit i mean they could be in rio de janeiro i ve got to play it rough with them if they know anything i m gonna know it +hey there she is whatever play i maker just back me up +whatever play i maker just back me up if we run into billy first let me try and talk him in +partnership well you got to admit we come a long way +if we run into billy first let me try and talk him in sure i ll give you a shot at it but ganz is mine you know that big indian plays it for keeps +you okay yeah but i wasn t there for a second +yeah but i wasn t there for a second you did pick a real strange time to go and be brave all on your own +okay reggie start bustin my chops tell me how great you were with that chick hey jack real men don t have to go in for that macho bullshit but i was fantastic +it s your money it ll be here in six months when you get out and you re tellin me you don t want any of this cash +that s right not my style reggie you are an awesomely weird cop sure wish there were more like you runnin around out here +and you re tellin me you don t want any of this cash that s right not my style reggie +i want to be left alone on this one algren was killed with my gun yeah i read the report +anthing botherin you besides losin your gun yeah it bothers me when cops get hurt while i m makin a play i don t like it +yeah it bothers me when cops get hurt while i m makin a play i don t like it you might be more of a team player and a little less of a hot dog on this one jack +you might be more of a team player and a little less of a hot dog on this one jack being a hot dog s worked pretty well for me so far besides i got a lead +what the bell happened i lost them that s what happened +try not to get your ass shot to pieces we got enough dead cops on this one i ll keep it in mind +i lost them that s what happened how did they get away +how did they get away they ran as fast as they could caught a train +which one pulled the trigger the indian i was about 30 yards away +the indian i was about 30 yards away you couldn t get to him +where the christ do you think you re going i m taking my prisoner back to jail +don t duck the bullet cates why didn t you call in for backup instead of makin a grandstand play i didn t have the time +somebody steals your gun you re supposed to file a report are you gonna tell me about police procedure do me a favor don t give me a bunch of crap +are you gonna tell me about police procedure do me a favor don t give me a bunch of crap i guess when two cops die on account of your fuck up you want to keep it as quiet as possible +is that what this guy ganz had in the hotel every last bit of it the big guy s room was empty +every last bit of it the big guy s room was empty i ll help you out +billy bear backup man from the east bay worked with ganz a few years ago and sprung him from the road gang +who are all these they all pulled a bunch of jobs with ganz about four years ago +they all pulled a bunch of jobs with ganz about four years ago wait a minute wait a minute who s this +wait a minute wait a minute who s this uhh wong henry wong he was in on the same job +tell me that s not the same guy hey dick tracy +i think i wanna have a discussion about it with any of the ones still walking can we find them here s the file cates checks the file +aw bullshit you heard wrong doesn t look like it +here s the file cates checks the file one of em s in the slam +you look awful so do you been a long day +doesn t look like it nothing came in for me yet no calls +nothing came in for me yet no calls nothing +bullshit red tape i m heading out how about you +i got to wait for a call okay see you in the morning you know you ought to get some rest +a cop i sure ain t his fairy godmother now i m looking for ganz where is he +jesus christ why the hell didn t you tell me before i m not paid to take your personal calls he was in some bar off duty +i sure ain t his fairy godmother now i m looking for ganz where is he haven t seen him for years that s the truth +haven t seen him for years that s the truth you just took a shot at me asshole i think you do know where he is +you just took a shot at me asshole i think you do know where he is who gives a fuck what you think +i think i met her now tell us something we don t know like where they stashed her i don t know +ganz and billy got my girl rosalie i think i met her now tell us something we don t know like where they stashed her +he he wants me to help him skip town when how +when how i dunno he s gonna call me +what am i wanted for i don t answer questions i ask em +hey you re right you re hopeless +i m all wet what s wrong with that +you re hopeless that s the way i see it too +a guy in the bar called me a dumb bitch today what d you do +what d you do irrigated his face with the shot of j and b i d just poured him then i tried to deck the sucker +irrigated his face with the shot of j and b i d just poured him then i tried to deck the sucker i guess he got the message +if this is your idea of sympathetic interest in my problems i ll take brutal indifference hey you know what i really think +hey you know what i really think tell me i m dyin to hear it +that s a fairly crummy way to start a morning maybe i got a fairly crummy day ahead +maybe you ought to buy me one maybe i would if i knew when you were coming back +maybe i got a fairly crummy day ahead maybe that makes a nice excuse +maybe that makes a nice excuse maybe you don t know what the hell you re talking about +you know something jack you really are hopeless that s the way i see it too +that s the way i see it too call me later +call me later you sure you want me to +you sure you want me to yeah for some reason i m sure +thanks for the coffee i think you forgot this hands him his wallet and badge +i think you forgot this hands him his wallet and badge guess people ought to know who i am +yeah one of my favorites you made the front page +great place for lunch yeah one of my favorites +yeah guess it must have been a slow news day jack are you okay +i m at work asshole where else elaine i i m sorry i was expecting somebody else police business +elaine i i m sorry i was expecting somebody else police business no wonder you re so popular +no wonder you re so popular no it s i m just surprised you called +no it s i m just surprised you called so am i +the number what s the goddamn number jack what was that +elaine i gotta put you on hold jack wait +jack wait just a second that s all +hi it s me fuck you +hey i don t believe it hiya kid +hiya kid i ought to have you and your friend thrown out +don t we ve had a hard night i can see that pardon me for saying so but you look like shit what happened +i ought to have you and your friend thrown out don t we ve had a hard night +i can see that pardon me for saying so but you look like shit what happened we and my pal here have been taking it on the chin for the last few hours +you real down i ve been better dead end no ganz no indian +how do you know jack it s all over the papers he s an obvious type but this indian +what makes you think they were lesbians or as you so quaintly put it dykes come on they were a little old for a slumber party +hey come on shrink time s over they wouldn t go see some old girlfriend oh yeah well look where you came when you were down and out +whaddya think what do i know i m just a bartender +what do i know i m just a bartender let s go reggie +i ve been waiting a long time to hear you say that yeah bein a hard ass all the time is a real drag but it works +three more hours where is he +where is he promised i d turn my back while he ah never mind +promised i d turn my back while he ah never mind tell me +tell me he s takin care of the same business i ll be takin care of soon as i dry off +you re impossible that s what i always say +hard man to live with how would you know +how would you know hey two days with him is enough +hey two days with him is enough that s no bull +shut up what the hell s wrong i didn t do anything +what do you want what s goin on shut up +keep stallin alright i m coming hold on +how hot are they hot hey they re not even room temperature +how ya doin can t complain +can t complain we got a lot to talk about +we got a lot to talk about yeah old times +yeah old times we ll follow you take it slow okay +we ll follow you take it slow okay sure right +surprise luther whaddya want i thought you were locked up +whaddya want i thought you were locked up i want the money asshole what do you think the money that reggie hid +i want the money asshole what do you think the money that reggie hid i don t know what you re talkin about +i don t know what you re talkin about you want that indian to snap her neck +instead of worryin about reggie you better worry about me don t give me this we were partners +don t give me this we were partners billy go ahead break it +billy go ahead break it no don t kill her i can get you the money +i can t get it until monday honest you chickenshit punk +rosalie you okay what are you talkin about i said i wouldn t hurt her +let her go first the money +how you doing man not bad not bad +you want to go outside naw right here s okay +you sure i m sure everybody here s looking at everybody else s ass +how about some ammo it s loaded i got some shells in here +this is clean shit no serial numbers and never been used don t mess with me how much +how much this is clean shit no serial numbers and never been used +don t mess with me how much five bills +five bills five on credit +five on credit this ain t a credit business +give it back try and take it +fuck you you got no right for this kind of play i ll got your money to you no sweat +appipulai leeloo minai corn i lius +corn i lius at your service +what re you laughing about napoleon small +the case with the stones where is it san agamat chay bet envolet +san agamat chay bet envolet the case was stolen +vano da mechteba soun domo kala chon hammas no i m not proud of myself but we don t have the luxury of choice +akta dedero ansila do mektet i can t pretend to be your husband david s in great shape +ikset kiba me imanetaba oum dalat you know exactly where they are +we re saved i m fucked +zorg jean baptiste emmanuel zorg nice to see you againi remember you now the so called art dealer +even it i did know where the stones were i would never tell somebody like you why what s wrong with me +why what s wrong with me i m a priest i m here to serve life all you want to do is destroy it +would you like a drink no thank you +no thank you follow me life which you so nobly serve comes from destruction look at this empty glass +i m a priest i m here to serve life all you want to do is destroy it ah father you are so wrong let me explain +you are a monster zorg i know +excuse me i m looking for a priest weddings are one floor down congratulations +that s me but i don t know who she is where did you find her she dropped in on me holding this +i brought the girl remember the girl +he s a she you noticed +who are you i brought the girl remember +so you do know her uh yes we re cousins distant cousins +they all like this in your family father she s an exception +thank you so much for your help mr dallas korben dallas +yes that s fine thank you very much a thousand times over i might call to check up on her you know to see if she s better +she s an exception thank you so much for your help mr +i might call to check up on her you know to see if she s better she s fine really don t you worry just needs some rest she s had a very long trip +she 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here tomorrow i want to go home you are home there are lots of kids you still know here +you are home there are lots of kids you still know here i don t want to be here don t worry i love you daddy i do but i want to go home +i called mommy what you called mommy just now +jesus why i because i want to go home she said she d come and get me +see i knew you d be mad yeah yeah right i m mad what d you tell her for christ sake +yeah yeah right i m mad what d you tell her for christ sake i told her i wanted to come home daddy don t be mad at me +are we going in this yeah my car s in the shop this ll be fine +yeah my car s in the shop this ll be fine it s pretty old +it s pretty old it belongs to pop +how about a big mac mommy won t let me eat fast food you know that it s bad for you +mommy won t let me eat fast food you know that it s bad for you c mon we can always sneak a big mac and a cherry turnover your favorite what do you say +what do you want then nothing +nothing you can t have nothing jill we need lunch mr pizza +you can t have nothing jill we need lunch mr pizza same thing daddy mommy says +same thing daddy mommy says i know what mommy says i m in charge today though +i know what mommy says i m in charge today though okay so we ll get what you want what do you want +please don t cry please honey what are you sorry for +i want to go home you can t +you re a policeman nope not anymore i m nothing anymore +jill please it s alright nothing happened i want to go home +i want to go home okay let s go home then +tomorrow gordon watch this snow it s coming down tonight +told you the snow was coming down take the grader where s the plow +where s the plow jimmy took it jack s out hunting with evan twombley +jimmy took it jack s out hunting with evan twombley his son in law damn near killed me +at the school crossing in his bmw coulda hurt some kids i m gonna bust his ass don t go playing policeman +don t go playing policeman what am i a security guard you hired me 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ass on that fucking grader you ain t the hunter jack is and he can t drive the grader worth shit +you ain t the hunter jack is and he can t drive the grader worth shit like hell +that must ve been twombley jesus i bet that was twombley you want me to follow them to littleton +it ain t done if that s what you mean something bugging you +something bugging you yeah a few things +how you holding up wade i m fine fine +i m fine fine you rolfe i remember you from high school you re a teacher now harvard +sorry about the long lunch my clutch is going out again you ever think of getting a new car wade +you ever think of getting a new car wade on what you pay me +on what you pay me elaine call chub meritt and have him pick up wade s car fix the clutch +want to buy don t light that in here i m allergic +don t light that in here i m allergic i won t you interested +you and mel gordon could be +lillian where s jill +i don t want her to go lillian don t cause a scene no one s trying to win any 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give it back i promise please sir my answer is no mozart +love sire ah love well of course in italy we know nothing about that +yes yes er on the whole yes majesty but this is absurd +dear mozart my sincere congratulations did you like it then +did you like it then how could i not +how could i not it really is the best music one can hear in vienna today don t you agree +i m flattered and congratulations to you of course so you see this post is very important to me right now +why here is the music it s here i am submitting it humbly isn t that what you wanted i have just come from the palace the post has been filled +my dear mozart there is no one in the world i would rather help but now it is too late whom did they choose +whom did they choose herr sommer +herr sommer sommer herr sommer but the man s a fool he s a total mediocrity +look i must have pupils without pupils i can t manage you don t mean to tell me you are living in poverty +sommer herr sommer but the man s a fool he s a total mediocrity no no no he has yet to achieve mediocrity +you don t mean to tell me you are living in poverty no but i m broke i m always broke i don t know why +no but i m broke i m always broke i don t know why it has been said my friend that you are inclined to live somewhat above your means +it has been said my friend that you are inclined to live somewhat above your means how can anyone say that we have no cook no maid we have no footman nothing at all +how can anyone say that we have no cook no maid we have no footman nothing at all how is that possible you give concerts don t you i hear they are quite successful +do you have a daughter i m afraid not +of course not do you have a daughter +ah how exciting tell me more i d better not it s a bit of a secret +i d better not it s a bit of a secret come come mozart i m interested truly +come come mozart i m interested truly actually it s a big secret oh this is delicious what is it +actually it s a big secret oh this is delicious what is it cream cheese mixed with granulated sugar and suffused with rum crema al mascarpone +cream cheese mixed with granulated sugar and suffused with rum crema al mascarpone ah italian +ah italian forgive me we all have patriotic feelings of some kind +forgive me we all have patriotic feelings of some kind two thousand two hundred florins is all i need a hundred fifty +two thousand two hundred florins is all i need a hundred fifty what exactly are you working on +what exactly are you working on i can t say really +wolfgang what is it sta calmo per favore what s the matter it s unbelievable the director has actually ripped out a huge section of my music pages of it +it s unbelievable the director has actually ripped out a huge section of my music pages of it really why +you burned the score oh no my wife took it out in time +oh no my wife took it out in time how fortunate +how fortunate it s not fair that a man like that has power over our work +it s not fair that a man like that 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you want to rest a bit oh no i m not tired at all +we ll stop for just a moment then we ll do the lacrimosa i can keep going i assure you shall we try +i can keep going i assure you shall we try would you stay with me while i sleep a little +would you stay with me while i sleep a little i m not leaving you +i m not leaving you i am so ashamed +i am so ashamed what for +you mean in turkey exactly +what for i was foolish i thought you did not care for my work or me forgive me forgive me +exactly then why especially does it have to be in german +then why especially does it have to be in german well not especially it can be in turkish if you really want i don t care +what you think mozart is scarcely the point it is what his majesty thinks that counts but your majesty +that will do herr mozart just let me tell you how it begins +mozart herr mozart may i have a word with you please right away certainly herr director +did you not know that his majesty has expressly forbidden ballet in his 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really i m not hungry you put me in an awkward position mr kessler +you put me in an awkward position mr kessler how is that +aw come on miss price call me alex +call me alex aw come on alex +aw come on alex shall i be forced to feed you mr kessler +call me david shall i be forced to feed you david +shall i be forced to feed you david this is absurd i m not hungry i don t want any food +let s try a little harder shall we will you give me a break +you re a very beautiful girl i thought you were asleep +i thought you were asleep i was what are you reading +i was what are you reading a connecticut yankee in king arthur s court by mark twain +a connecticut yankee in king arthur s court by mark twain do you like it +do you like it i ve just started it my friend gave it to me +what do you dream about i dream of death mostly +i dream of death mostly i m sorry i shouldn t have asked you +i m sorry i shouldn t have asked you it s okay i want to talk to you +how old are you that s not really a very proper question +that s not really a very proper question how old are you +how old are you twenty eight +twenty eight i m twenty seven +now what do you want to talk about was jack goodman your good friend +was jack goodman your good friend my best friend my very best friend +my best friend my very best friend shall i read to you +shall i read to you what oh yes please +hello you all right i m sorry i woke you up +i m sorry i woke you up don t be silly can i get you something +don t be silly can i get you something no thank you just keep me company for a while +no thank you just keep me company for a while that s easy enough +that s easy enough i keep having these really terrible dreams they are getting worse and i can t seem to stop them +i m serious you don t know me and i know nothing about you we have a perfect relationship now david i said i would keep you company but i meant right here and now +now david i said i would keep you company but i meant right here and now will you think about it +will you think about it how did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient +how did we get from your bad dreams to my taking a holiday with a patient not just a patient me +not just a patient me you re being awfully forward aren t you +all i am to you is a sex fantasy then now i m embarrassed +now i m embarrassed good i thought for a moment i was the only embarrassed one in the room +i m a werewolf a werewolf +are you better now i ll let you know the next full moon +i ll let you know the next full moon you re to be discharged tomorrow will you be all right +my friend jack was just here your dead friend jack +your dead friend jack yeah he says that i will become a monster in two days what do you think +i was dreaming again i would think so +i would think so yeah i would think so too +the kitchen very nice +charming bathroom +the bedroom there is only one bed +there is only one bed david perhaps you d like to watch the telly while i take a shower 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hirsch will know what to do +david what are you doing six people mutilated it had to be me alex +dr hirsch will know what to do i don t know why i feel so good i haven t felt this good in a long time +six people mutilated it had to be me alex david stop +i am going to the cops there s a full moon tonight jack was right i jack is dead +jack is dead jack is dead look six people have been killed i m going to the police +david please be rational let s go to dr hirsch rational i m a fucking werewolf for christ s sake +we had an argument he s being silly i swear i don t know this girl +sir he s very upset his friend was killed and will you shut up +hopeless it s hopeless david let s go now +david don t lose control control what control get away from me +he all right yes i should think he called out just now +chart says he s from new york i think he s a jew +i think he s a jew why on earth do you say that +why on earth do you say that i looked +i looked really susan i don t think that was very proper and besides it s common practice now +miss price yes mrs hobbs +officer i killed those people last night you did did you +all right you two move along hey you asshole i want you to arrest me +hey you asshole i want you to arrest me there s no call for that kind of language +there s no call for that kind of language queen elizabeth is a man prince charles is a faggot winston churchill was full of shit +queen elizabeth is a man prince charles is a faggot winston churchill was full of shit now see here young man +now see here young man shakespeare was french the queen mother sucks cocks in hell shit fuck piss +who is this girl you re going to have to stop this disturbance or i shall arrest you +you re going to have to stop this disturbance or i shall arrest you that s what i want you to do you moron +that s easy for you to say you re already dead no david harry and i and everyone you murder are not dead the undead +no david harry and i and everyone you murder are not dead the undead why are you doing this to me +here gladys tom did you hear the one about the crashing plane no but we re about to +you be quiet woman and let me speak quiet everyone hush shhh +all right laugh then i shan t tell it oh come on tell us +oh come on tell us no you ve had your chance +no one brought them here no one wanted them here you could have told them +mr kessler wake up please i was having a nightmare +now go back to sleep so you ll be fresh for dr hirsch in the morning what time is it +what time is it it s nearly eight i m off duty shortly then i m off to the films with alex +miss price the other nurse that attended you what are you going to see +do you have bad dreams too some everyone does +some everyone does yes but does everyone kill bambi +hello david i am dr hirsch and this is a countryman of yours mr collins where am i +where am i you re in a hospital in london +you re in a hospital in london london where s jack i had a strange dream +london where s jack i had a strange dream i should think so after your recent traumatic experiences +i should think so after your recent traumatic experiences the guy i was with is he all right how did i get to london +the guy i was with is he all right how did i get to london now david i want you to prepare yourself your friend is dead +miss price miss price please get your fucking hands off me what the hell is going on here +how long have i been here you ve been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago +you ve been unconscious since you were brought in two weeks ago two weeks +there were witnesses so they said +in time i m sure it will all come back to you doctor my memory is fine it s my sanity i m beginning to worry about +you ve never had bad dreams before sure as a kid but never so real never so bizarre +did you get a good look at the man who attacked you i ve told you it wasn t a man it was an animal a big wolf or something a rabid dog +you d be surprised what horrors a man is capable of did you see jack +did you see jack no in fact your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here +no in fact your wounds were cleaned and dressed before you arrived here did you talk to the police in east proctor did the cops go to the slaughtered lamb +did you talk to the police in east proctor did the cops go to the slaughtered lamb i really don t know +dr hirsch i d rather not be by myself of course not david i ll fetch in young miss price +you re not having a good time are you oh i don t know i mean look around isn t this a fun place +well i like it here i m sorry northern england first italy later +do you think she ll meet me in rome i think debbie klein is a mediocre person with a good body +i think debbie klein is a mediocre person with a good body debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time +debbie is not mediocre and she has one of the great bodies of all time she s a jerk +she s a jerk you re talking about the woman i love +you re talking about the woman i love i m talking about a girl you want to fuck so give me a break +i m talking about a girl you want to fuck so give me a break well anyway do you think she ll be there +well anyway do you think she ll be there i don t know +if you don t stop i m going to kill you i have to make love to her it s very simple she has no choice really +i have to make love to her it s very simple she has no choice really it just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull +it just fascinates me that you can spend so much energy on someone so dull it is impossible for a body like that to be dull +it is impossible for a body like that to be dull we ve known debbie what since the eighth grade how many years of foreplay is that +we ve known debbie what since the eighth grade how many years of foreplay is that she says she likes me too much +that s not a spear it s a pike a severed wolf s head on a pike as their symbol +nice looking group listen at least it s warm in here +listen at least it s warm in here look at that +what about it it s a five pointed star +it s a five pointed star maybe the owners are from texas +ask them what the candles are for you ask them +go on ask them you ask them +jack we d better go what do you mean i m starving +come on jack shall we go apparently so +what the hell was that all about i don t know let s see if there s an inn or something up the road +beware the moon come on i m freezing +i don t know let s see if there s an inn or something up the road beware the moon +what do you think was wrong i have no idea +i have no idea maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural +maybe that pentangle was for something supernatural i see and they were too embarrassed to talk about it because they felt so silly +say david i m well aware of how pleasant the weather is in rome at the present time thank you +did you hear that i heard that +i heard that what was it +a coyote there aren t any coyotes in england +there aren t any coyotes in england the hound of the baskervilles +the hound of the baskervilles pecos bill +pecos bill heathcliffe +heathcliffe heathcliffe didn t howl +heathcliffe didn t howl no but he was on the moors +no but he was on the moors it s a full moon beware the moon +shit david what is that i don t know come on +i don t know come on come on where +come on where anywhere i think we should just keep moving +it s moving it s circling us +oh shit what is that a sheep dog or something turn slowly and let s walk away +it s in front of us do you think it s a dog +nice doggie good boy walk away jack +walk away jack walking away yes sir here we are walking away +it sounds far away not far enough come on +where are we going i ll tell you when we get there +i ll tell you when we get there well i m glad we whoaa +you really scared me you shithead are you going to help me up +nice to see you get the fuck out of here jack +get the fuck out of here jack thanks a lot +thanks a lot this is too much i can t handle this +this is too much i can t handle this i m aware that i don t look so great but i thought you d be glad to see me +i m sorry to be upsetting you david but i had to come aren t you supposed to be buried in new york someplace +aren t you supposed to be buried in new york someplace yeah your parents came to my funeral i was surprised at how many people came +yeah your parents came to my funeral i was surprised at how many people came why should you be surprised you were a very well liked person +why should you be surprised you were a very well liked person debbie klein cried a lot +debbie klein cried a lot i can t stand it +i can t stand it so you know what she does she s so grief stricken she runs to find solace in rudy levine s bed +so you know what she does she s so grief stricken she runs to find solace in rudy levine s bed rudy levine the shmuck +rudy levine the shmuck life mocks me even in death +david now i know this may be hard for you but i have to warn you warn me will you get out of here you meat loaf +warn me will you get out of here you meat loaf i m a grisly sight it s true but i love you and that s why i m here you ve got to know +we were attacked by a werewolf i m not listening +i m not listening on the moors we were attacked by a lycanthrope a werewolf +on the moors we were attacked by a lycanthrope a werewolf shut up you zombie +what s wrong with you shut up the wolf s bloodline must be severed the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed +the wolf s bloodline must be severed the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed will you be quiet +you survived and now you shall continue the curse what are you talking about i won t accept this get out god damit +what are you talking about i won t accept this get out god damit remember what that guy at the slaughtered lamb said beware the moon +remember what that guy at the slaughtered lamb said beware the moon stop it jack +stop it jack beware the moon the full moon david you ve got two days +beware the moon the full moon david you ve got two days jack please go away please go away +jack please go away please go away you ll stalk the streets of london a creature of the night +you ll stalk the streets of london a creature of the night you re talking like boris karloff it s movie dialogue +you re not real don t be an asshole david come here +what are you doing here i wanted to see you +i wanted to see you okay you ve seen me now go away +okay you ve seen me now go away david i m sorry i upset you yesterday but you must understand what is going on +david i m sorry i upset you yesterday but you must understand what is going on i understand all right you re one of the undead and i m a werewolf +get out of here jack david tomorrow night is the full moon you ll change you ll become +david tomorrow night is the full moon you ll change you ll become a monster i know i know +you must take your own life now david before it s too late jack are you really dead +a monster i know i know 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the matter charlie i m fourteen cents out and it took me half an hour to find the mistake and me with a date too +mr dickson in yet not yet mr clark +i m fourteen cents out and it took me half an hour to find the mistake and me with a date too i remember once when your account checked +not yet mr clark when he comes in tell him we re waiting for him in the board room +when he comes in tell him we re waiting for him in the board room yes sir +yes sir and tell him not to delay +and tell him not to delay yes sir +dickson doesn t have to go but he must agree to this merger with new york trust—what good will that do +don t make me laugh schultz dickson doesn t have to go but he must agree to this merger with new york trust— +how are you protecting your depositors by making a lot of idiotic loans take it easy clark +we want to talk to you what about +what about we ll discuss that in the board room +that sounds very simple dickson but why should we jeopardize our personal fortunes i have everything i own in it it s your bank as well as mine isn t it +dickson i d like to talk to you about the bank the bank all right do anything you want with it +come out here you pawnbrokers take a look at this we ve been waiting fifteen minutes— +i hope you don t mind me asking you a few questions mr cluett of course yes just what would you like to know inspector +of course yes just what would you like to know inspector where were you at twelve o clock last night +where were you at twelve o clock last night that s very simple i was home +that is simple isn t it i assume you can prove that if necessary oh yes of course there was someone with me a lady +oh yes of course there was someone with me a lady looks like you re going to have no trouble at all what was the lady s name mr cluett +you understand why of course +stand back inspector or i ll shoot drop that gun all right jack all right +don t be a fool cluett this is only going to make it worse for you stand back inspector let me out of here or i ll shoot you +what were you doing at finlay s this morning they took my keys yesterday i went there to get them back +what happened you re not a thief how d you get mixed up with these kind of people gambling i owed them a lot of money last week i lost over fifty thousand dollars +confessed cluett in heaven s name what got into you i don t know it s all been like a crazy nightmare mr dickson +i don t know it s all been like a crazy nightmare mr dickson what happened you re not a thief how d you get mixed up with these kind of people +gambling i owed them a lot of money last week i lost over fifty thousand dollars fifty thousand dollars +fifty thousand dollars but i didn t kill that man last night honest i didn t mr dickson +what was my wife doing in your apartment last night nothing nothing mr dickson don t pay any attention to me i don t know what i m saying +nothing nothing mr dickson don t pay any attention to me i don t know what i m saying you just mentioned her name what was she doing there what was she doing in your apartment +you just mentioned her name what was she doing there what was she doing in your apartment she just came up for a drink just for a few minutes +you know what we do to welchers cluett don t you i know i know dude oh i must have been crazy i lost my head completely +i know i know dude oh i must have been crazy i lost my head completely that s your funeral we ve got fifty thousand dollars comin to us +that s your funeral we ve got fifty thousand dollars comin to us i haven t got it +i m sorry dude but—i—that don t do us any good +but after all you can t take blood from a stone we can take blood from anything — if it s comin to us +that don t do us any good but after all you can t take blood from a stone +good heavens man you re not suggesting that i—why not +why not why i couldn t do that +why i couldn t do that you don t have to do nothing +what do you mean all you gotta do is fix a few things for us and we ll do the rest see +you no you ll be all right so long as you establish an alibi for tonight know but— +dude there s not any chance of my becoming involved in this is there you no you ll be all right so long as you establish an alibi for tonight +know but—be sure you re with somebody responsible in case any questions are asked understand +be sure you re with somebody responsible in case any questions are asked understand but dude listen couldn t we make this some other time +but dude listen couldn t we make this some other time listen buddy you re getting by pretty easy quit squawking +this won t do not during business hours why i needed a— +what is the matter with you you re trembling am i why i i don t know any reason why i should be unless of course it s you +well you can you always could liar you re just suffering from lack of sleep +what is —running around not your work you d better start reforming cyril +—running around not your work you d better start reforming cyril if i thought you were the slightest bit interested i would +if i thought you were the slightest bit interested i would not bad not bad at all do you know something i ve always been curious about your line +but you see it isn t blarney where you re concerned now let me see what comes next oh yes i know what are you doing tonight phyllis +doesn t that come next yes yes it does what are you doing tonight phyllis +yes yes it does what are you doing tonight phyllis see we re getting along famously +well what well aren t you going to invite me +well aren t you going to invite me you no can do it s all set just a few of tom s closest friends +you no can do it s all set just a few of tom s closest friends now phyllis if you don t invite me i m coming anyway +now phyllis if you don t invite me i m coming anyway don t be silly cyril these are respectable people they d probably bore you to death +don t be silly cyril these are respectable people they d probably bore you to death no they won t not when you are there oh please be a sport please ask me +no they won t not when you are there oh please be a sport please ask me why are you so anxious +why are you so anxious don t you know +don t you know i ve been crazy about you for years now wait a minute wait a minute +now wait a minute wait a minute i ve loved you ever since i can remember long before you married tom dickson +i ve loved you ever since i can remember long before you married tom dickson why cyril you re insane— +what s this my apartment +my apartment i knew i couldn t trust you you told me you were taking me home +i knew i couldn t trust you you told me you were taking me home come on up for just a few minutes we ll have just one drink then we ll go +come on up for just a few minutes we ll have just one drink then we ll go no i know the answer to that one i think you d better take me home +no i know the answer to that one i think you d better take me home what s the matter afraid papa will spank +oh you re not so badly off there s something much worse than being a misunderstood wife what is that mr bones 7 +what is that mr bones 7 a misunderstood bachelor +and now fair woman i have you in my power i m not afraid of you you haven t got a moustache +i m not afraid of you you haven t got a moustache i ll grow a moustache by the time you get out of here +why matt what are you doing here +are the payrolls ready for tomorrow yes sir +yes sir let me see your cash book will you +the butler said i could stay i told him it was important oh yeah +well i thought i d like to have a little talk with you i m listening +that will be just about enough now get out of here i guess i have said enough i m just wasting my breath talking to you +good morning mr dickson john how s your wife this morning +john how s your wife this morning much better this morning thank you +much better this morning thank you got a handkerchief +excuse me—wait a minute how do you feel this morning +wait a minute how do you feel this morning i m feeling fine this morning +i m feeling fine this morning that makes it unanimous i feel all right too +that makes it unanimous i feel all right too thank you +shall we let the people come in of course let them in you re late now +good morning mr dickson my wife is much better this morning well that s too bad mine s all right too +well look who s here hello dear hello darling +it s amazing that your sweet lovely gorgeous wife can ever get to see you oooh that has the earmarks +what s the matter dear what have i done now nothing tom i thought you were going out with me tonight +nothing tom i thought you were going out with me tonight oh i did have a date with you tonight didn t i +now tom you simply cannot go to philadelphia tonight that s all there is to it but i have to go dear it s a very important banker s meeting +listen it isn t so terribly important we can go to the theatre any time the theatre +the theatre that s what it was you planned wasn t it +that s what it was you planned wasn t it 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waiting for you in the board room directors eh long faces +helen tell matt i want to see him yes sir +oh mr dickson they re going to arrest matt they think he did it where is he now +where is he now in mr sampson s office +in mr sampson s office now don t you worry about it +you want the rest of those numbers mr dickson numbers no never mind +good morning helen good morning +good morning say i know what s the matter with you matt +mr sampson all right send him in +good morning mrs pembroke good morning mr dickson +good morning mr dickson got my letter +got my letter yes thank you +yes thank you hello helen +wait a minute where s your uniform i haven t any +i haven t any you haven t got a uniform +you haven t got a uniform no sir +no sir my goodness you ought to have a uniform how much does one cost +my goodness you ought to have a uniform how much does one cost why i don t know +why i don t know you see sampson tell him i sent you you ve got to have a uniform +oh make that uniform blue yes sir +well well well got your uniform eh yes sir +yes sir looks good how much did it cost +looks good how much did it cost i don t know mr sampson bought it for me +what s the matter you don t seem very excited about it sure i think it s swell +well i—i suppose you want me to fix that up for you too eh +i already told him i was home there you are +no i won t you re protecting somebody +you re protecting somebody no i m not mr dickson +we haven t got much time left mr dickson we ve got to do something quick or it ll be too late why wouldn t you tell me where you were last night +why wouldn t you tell me where you were last night you re not giving up are you mr dickson +you re not giving up are you mr dickson were you in cluett s apartment +oh i can explain about that later you re losing your bank don t you realize what that means was mrs dickson there +were you in cluett s apartment oh i can explain about that later you re losing your bank don t you realize what that means +wait a minute answer my question was mrs dickson there well uh i +well uh i she was wasn t she how long has this been going on do you know +she was wasn t she how long has this been going on do you know aw i don t know what you re talking about all i know is that you re losing your bank and— +aw i don t know what you re talking about all i know is that you re losing your bank and—all right that s all please matt +i want you both to take the day off go downtown and get a license and get married right away but i haven t +but i haven t i don t want to hear any more about it if you don t get married i ll fire both of you +i m afraid i must mr dickson why pick on him +what time did this thing happen the clock opposite the vault was stopped by a bullet at 12 09 +the clock opposite the vault was stopped by a bullet at 12 09 all right if the boy proves an alibi he s all right isn t he +all right if the boy proves an alibi he s all right isn t he if he can do it yes +what are you talking about he had no more to do with it than you did maybe but i m taking no chances why this kid s got a record +you were right mr dickson brown didn t have anything to do with it here s your man why you must be crazy i ve known this man for years +of course it s true and he knows it listen matt if you don t tell the truth i can t help you where were you last night +why you must be crazy i ve known this man for years he s just confessed he s been mixed up with the toughest gangsters in town +my wife what s she got to do with you no wonder he didn t want to mention her name +well sampson what is it here s the data on the clyde deal +the lobby s half filled now what are you talking about +they ve been coming in steady all morning i have called for some extra police all right send down to the vaults and have our reserve cash sent up here right away +all right send down to the vaults and have our reserve cash sent up here right away we haven t much on hand you know if it gets any worse i hope we don t have to close the doors +look at them mr dickson they re going crazy did you get the case for the securities +did you get the case for the securities yes sir +yes sir mine too +mine too yes sir but soon as our money runs out they ll mob the place +we can t keep open till four o clock we haven t cash enough to last an hour don t you think i know it +yes ma am you can deposit your money here is it safe +is it safe absolutely +absolutely it s his life insurance money you know +how do you do mrs dickson is that busy husband of mine busy +is that busy husband of mine busy he s at a board meeting +board meeting oh that means hours i suppose i m afraid so +he s at a board meeting board meeting oh that means hours i suppose +i m afraid so helen did you ever try competing with a bank +hello helen matt come here +hey look out somebody s likely to see us oh is that so +what did you do with it with what +the ten dollars oh ten dollars— +with what the ten dollars +all right i m lying don t forget you called me a liar oh matt +say i just heard the merger isn t going thru isn t that grand yeah swell +what s the matter matt gee i thought you d be thrilled to death come here you know a few minutes ago i was in cluett s office and mrs dickson was there +come here you know a few minutes ago i was in cluett s office and mrs dickson was there well +well well he was making love to her +oh matt you must be mistaken i tell you i saw them +in cluett s office yes right in his office the rat i d like to take a crack at that guy +what s keeping you oh charlie again +oh charlie again say matt you haven t done anything about what you saw today have you +say matt you haven t done anything about what you saw today have you who cluett no not yet but i d like to take a crack at that stiff necked horse dollar 6 +who cluett no not yet but i d like to take a crack at that stiff necked horse dollar 6 oh now don t be silly +oh now don t be silly can you imagine that guy he was kissing her +can you imagine that guy he was kissing her now you ve got me worried dear promise me you won t butt in +now you ve got me worried dear promise me you won t butt in okay honey but just the same i d like to take a crack at that— +shh i ll wait for you upstairs all right dear +oh matt don t cry honey everything s gonna be all right +what s he doing honey is he getting any help something s happened he isn t trying anymore +something s happened he isn t trying anymore they must have turned him down +they must have turned him down yes he called some of the biggest people in town +yes he called some of the biggest people in town sure they d turn him down he ought to know that i m going in there and talk to him +did you talk to him yeah i got an idea come on let s get to a telephone +dickson s in a jam i tell you the run s getting worse mr williams +did you say dude finlay yes why +yes why he was in the bank yesterday +he was in the bank yesterday he was here +he was here he came to see mr cluett +he came to see mr cluett are you sure +are you sure yes sir +never mind all that what did you find out he left here about an hour ago and went down to dude finlay s joint +he left here about an hour ago and went down to dude finlay s joint dude finlay +dude finlay yes sir +do you know this young man mrs halligan sure i do he has the best room in me house the one with the fancy wallpaper +—for the rheumatism you know what time was it mrs halligan +what time was it mrs halligan it was late i know the dooley sisters was already in they work at a show you know +i don t care about the dooley sisters what time did he get in that s just what i m trying to tell you sir it was a half hour after the dooley sisters +that s just what i m trying to tell you sir it was a half hour after the dooley sisters was it twelve o clock +yes i guess it was one cause it couldn t have been earlier +it couldn t have been earlier no it wasn t earlier because +no it wasn t earlier because yes i know cause the dooley sisters weren t in yet +yes i know cause the dooley sisters weren t in yet no because me clock struck four and when it strikes four it s one +no because me clock struck four and when it strikes four it s one there you are +listen here young man nobody ever called me a liar yet and got away with it—that s all mrs halligan thanks +wasn t anywhere near this place—sit down when the watchman surprised you you shot him what d you do with the gun +sit down when the watchman surprised you you shot him what d you do with the gun i didn t do it i haven t got a gun +i didn t do it i haven t got a gun you used to carry a gun didn t you +then who changed it i don t know +what time did you get in well about uh eleven o clock +well about uh eleven o clock eleven o clock eh are you sure it was that +but i wasn t here mr dickson honest i wasn t then where were you +you re carrying too much money on you hank you better turn some in tonight okay matt +how are you fixed i m okay matt +i m okay matt you ve got enough +that mug reminds me of a guy with his second dollar yeah what did he do with his first one +yeah what did he do with his first one bought himself a pocketbook +i guess so where s charlie +everybody in i guess so +where s charlie charlie s upstairs as sore as a pup he s out fourteen cents and he can t find it +you can ride like that i said like a comanche not this comanche +i think i may just go on to the reservation tom i m this close to coming with you +i couldn t lose him jim younger i told you +this is healing sometimes a wound will kill +sometimes a wound will kill now you tell us +gatling they ve got a gatling dammit this stopped being fun about two years ago +he s smiling never a good thing +never thought that pissant town would look so pretty anywhere nobody s shooting at me is pretty +your ma wouldn t let us leave until we ate something that was two hours ago +here s liberty s favorite son i ll never forget what you did cousin zee i m pleased you came +our place clell miller s sammy johnston the creeders will hite the sheriff says it was a gang of drunk kansas boys +the sheriff says it was a gang of drunk kansas boys i say we ride into town and kill us some pinkertons and railroad men +these are deeds and mortgages of farms the bank was holding for the railroad better pass them over here before something happens to em +uhh yeah it does you stay out of this bob +we got a problem here brother frankly yes i m feeling a little left out +this is the best score yet it s still taking too long the people used to snap to +it s still taking too long the people used to snap to that was because of the reputation the gang had +that was because of the reputation the gang had as long as people think jesse s still riding we will never get the respect we deserve +as long as people think jesse s still riding we will never get the respect we deserve cole we re outlaws not exactly the most respectable job if you know what i mean +cole we re outlaws not exactly the most respectable job if you know what i mean leave me alone bob +how d they what have you done +what have you done i ain t done +i ain t done what have you done +i swear swear on jimmy s grave +i m sorry cole you re just upset about jesse we all are +things changed when you quit the gang for example i m now the one who says let s ride he s not bad at it +he s not bad at it it s tougher than it looks +my plan of lying here pissing myself seems to be working mighty fine thank you i can hit those boys from here we just need a distraction +yesterday well somebody better go tell the damn yankees +jesus mercy that s charlie higgins dave laller will perry +cole i want to get to the farm make sure little jim and the girls are okay stop by our spread after that tell our ma we re all right we ll go to doc mimms +oh no he just lost his temper a little +they said because the detectives were working for the department of the interior the army can hang him +the army can hang him tomorrow +you have no shame not yet but i m hoping +but if we take their money and supplies exactly +okay folks i think we know how this is going to go one false move and i ll blow your heads off +beg pardon you heard me jesse you know how crazy i get +this is about the wanted posters isn t it yes i am obviously not standing out in people s minds at the robberies +the things a fella has to do to get a little respect around here you are a fine figure of a man +you are a fine figure of a man listen jesse we ve got a problem it s cole +listen jesse we ve got a problem it s cole he s been full of vinegar lately +he s been full of vinegar lately he s planning a job +listen he s my brother and i don t want to start trouble tell me +what you sayin boy i think i recognize you +bout time you got here buddy what s going on +ride with me cousin i could use the walk +i could use the walk suit yourself we ll have some horses waiting for you at the road let s ride rangers +where you boys going there s yankees back there lot s of em +hands off your hip cole you re not scared are you +home boys back to our farms planting corn harvesting corn year after year +you re not scared are you pick your fights cousin you taught me that +not now what is wrong with you +what is wrong with you in case we have to kill these sonofabitches i don t want them to see us coming +you ever notice zerelda s eyes she got two of them +she had a moustache she was european +she was european all right calm down i ll agree sadie was a woman +thanks for the help after all you did on our farm you miss it don t you jesse +after all you did on our farm you miss it don t you jesse the war what are you crazy there are things i miss about it +the war what are you crazy there are things i miss about it it was exciting +it was exciting but it was a whole lot of killing why should we miss that +so what do we do general lee just like in the war harass their supply lines we kill the railroad s men they won t care +perfect cole let s ride +i got seven thousand i got three +see frank s being smart about this just because he reads all those books and knows all those big words doesn t make him smart +the fidelity bank and trust was robbed on tuesday by a gang of twenty heavily armed men twenty +jesse we got to have a word sure cousin +sure cousin all the posters and newspapers are calling this bunch the james younger gang +this is your fault for hogging all the publicity hold on hold on we all know bob is an important part of the gang +it ll be the biggest score yet what will be +smells funny it being mentioned in the paper if you d read about it first you d have no problems +if you d read about it first you d have no problems what are you saying +beautiful now the one time one of us comes up with an idea +now the one time one of us comes up with an idea a bad idea +a bad idea i got us through the war all right +i got us through the war all right and almost got hanged in peacetime +and almost got hanged in peacetime that s it +i m the better soldier jesse and i m the better outlaw +still smells fishy then let me run the show general lee +okay you re gonna rest here clell tom go get doc mimms in liberty +bob rip up some bandages pass me some whisky +we ll make them pay for this i m out +what we follow you for a year and now that our blood s been spilled you re gonna quit who s next you me bob +i m out what we follow you for a year and now that our blood s been spilled you re gonna quit +missed you cousin missed you too cousin +you know you gettin caught right after leaving us some people thought pff all we been through the thought never crossed my mind +where d you get all these riders we didn t zerelda did turns out your wife makes a hell of an outlaw +some indian tracker you turned out to be tom you pay me to find you bluecoats there they are +cannon or gatling both would be nice +both would be nice soon as i hit one the other ll know and beat us up +what the must be a garrison in town we re in occupied territory boys +i think one of em s glass which one right or left +which one right or left the brown one +oh lord the dance hall girl at bunty s sadie was not a man +i have no idea what you just said but it sounded real nice shakespeare he s european +bastards come back here and face me get buckets +strategically exactly because this is a war +another dozen out back they gonna rush us +they gonna rush us they re just insurance in case we run +the safe now of course uh sir +open the damn safe all right all right jesse james never yelled at folk +where is jesse james this here is the younger gang +you um big lawman yeah injun what do you want +yeah injun what do you want great chief of st louis send me +great chief of st louis send me the district marshall +go ahead to the saloon but don t get too drunk me get heap firewater +i know it ain t no durned bank holiday you re right sir +then why can t i go in there on account of we re robbing it +you re right sir then why can t i go in there +oh why didn t you just say so it s a secret +on account of we re robbing it oh why didn t you just say so +it s a secret fine i ll just wait here +fine i ll just wait here i d appreciate that +what the what is it +what is it old man tucker is just standing quiet outside the bank +where the hell were you i had you covered from back there +rode right into them screaming like a banshee my little web did that +web died fighting died a hero +what do you say sir go on you re pretty much all healed up +he s going to be fine right daddy the bullet came out clean but he lost a whole lot of blood praying wouldn t hurt +they re gone what are you i fooled them into thinking i was alone +i fooled them into thinking i was alone well i hope the boy pulls through we should know in the morning +well i hope the boy pulls through we should know in the morning i think he s already feeling better +every time i put my head up to hit that gatling they try to shoot it off so we got a plan +pff they hardly even noticed you so you re saying i could have done more to attract their attention +distracting enough for you pff they hardly even noticed you +such as you could have worn one of those big floppy woman s easter sunday hats +you could have worn one of those big floppy woman s easter sunday hats that would have made an impression +that would have made an impression i figure +web s dead i reckoned +i reckoned hell of a war +hell of a war i m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time +looks like web mimms wasn t the only casualty this town s got we better go to doc s see what s going on here +frank don t you have something to say you re doing just fine +you re doing just fine zee we got to talk to you and your father +think about this if we just come up with a story and stick to it we should be all right what kind of story are they going to believe +that just might work maybe maybe +you can shut up now you are a charmer +big and older you can shut up now +you are a charmer i swear i ll shoot you in your sleep +i swear i ll shoot you in your sleep next time try fat and haggard +she s still talking to jesus what worries me is that jesus is talking back +you know him heard of him +you ready to stop loafing around with this young lady and get back to farming what do you think +you re looking a bit more spry now that somebody shut up uh doc i was wondering if uh this evening i could come by +we could move on rebuild make a decent life someplace else don t care +don t care didn t think you would i m going to go make the coffin +didn t think you would i m going to go make the coffin make a thousand of em still won t be enough by the time i m through +how d it go in there fine how d it go out here +fine how d it go out here we re gonna have to talk +and i planned getting you off the hangman s deck and that s why you both lead the gang two of you went into that bank together right +and it s guarded by pinkerton detectives and i do so want to shoot some pinkerton detectives +i don t think it s counterfeit do you mind if i take a look at all your real bills to compare it s the scientific method it s all the rage +gents we are in the middle of something here bob s upset +bob s upset the posters +pardon the delay folks but we had to get mad bob younger under control bob here ll kill a man for sneezing and he s the best shot in the gang +this has been a good year jesse we re outlaws +jesse we re outlaws and we re good at it +and we re good at it it got to you didn t it all the killing in the war you need it now +it got to you didn t it all the killing in the war you need it now you ve killed your fair share of men +you ve killed your fair share of men if i could go back to farming +if i could go back to farming that s a lie you could ve bought a dozen farms with the money we ve stolen +that s a lie you could ve bought a dozen farms with the money we ve stolen i can t quit and leave you alone i can t quit until you quit ma would ve wanted it that way +i can t quit and leave you alone i can t quit until you quit ma would ve wanted it that way we re doing this for ma +we re doing this for ma maybe it started out that way but now +we re drunk oh yeah +oh yeah just do me a favor think about what this is costing everybody not just the railroad +you taking sides against me now frank no i +they re all pinned down can t even get to the door got any ideas little brother +jim was old enough he was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the west how was he supposed to say no to that +shoulda learned with web made it look fun made it look like an adventure got web killed now jim jim was old enough +he was a boy riding with the most famous outlaws in the west how was he supposed to say no to that railroad burned him out too you couldn t have stopped him +railroad burned him out too you couldn t have stopped him you re a piss poor liar for the smartest man i know +a war against the railroad what the hell were we thinking i m sure it seemed like a good idea at the time +i ll meet you down there in a few weeks see you soon oh and i appreciate the distraction back there +y know uncle frank yeah jimmy +see you soon oh and i appreciate the distraction back there hell they hardly even noticed us +sounds like he was a hell of a man that he was +they re making him a hero now saved a lot of folk from the railroad +that he was they re making him a hero now +saved a lot of folk from the railroad but he killed a lot of men too +but he killed a lot of men too can t argue that +can t argue that so what was he +so what was he i think he was just a real interestin fella to have around +uncle frank yeah jimmy +yeah jimmy how much of that story is true +how much of that story is true everything but the boring parts +a fair number ma say your prayers +did you kill yankees a fair number ma +ma i m glad to see you being nice to our injun friend he s a good christian and he killed yankees jesus told me that made him an all right boy +easterners we re just fine thank you sir +the lord says we can bury em out back in the orchard nobody ll ever find them somebody s in a vengeful smiting mood today +riders we know ma now we got to get you to doc mimms +zerelda little zee mimms you were little jesse james when you left +we know ma now we got to get you to doc mimms take care of each other boys you say your prayers +you were little jesse james when you left but you got big +jesse is that your hand nuh huh +but still died if there s anything we can do for you dr mimms we want to help +you shouldn t be up i ve been on my back two weeks i m sick of it +i ve been on my back two weeks i m sick of it you re sick of my company +you re sick of my company no i mean of course not no +no i mean of course not no teasing you is completely unfair +teasing you is completely unfair what you do to me is unfair the teasing i mean +i wasn t the only one risking my neck that day so you re saying i should leave you alone and go spend time with jimmy younger +what you do to me is unfair the teasing i mean i shouldn t tease a hero +so you re saying i should leave you alone and go spend time with jimmy younger unfair you are completely unfair +you didn t want to farm i was thinking more along the lines of being a river pirate +i was thinking more along the lines of being a river pirate a river pirate +a river pirate arr hand over your jewels missy +arr hand over your jewels missy thank god you grew out of that you did grow out of that didn t you +thank god you grew out of that you did grow out of that didn t you mostly it would be an all right life for a bachelor +mostly it would be an all right life for a bachelor you planning on being a bachelor your whole life jesse james +you planning on being a bachelor your whole life jesse james not if i find the right girl +not if i find the right girl and what s this right girl like +and what s this right girl like smart funny bossy always makes me think she s two steps ahead of me and big buck teeth +smart funny bossy always makes me think she s two steps ahead of me and big buck teeth where will you find such a girl +where will you find such a girl honestly you d do if only you had the buck teeth +sparkling rocks little ones +little ones is this one of frank s shakespeare poems you re trying to quote +were you planning on kissing me when you finished quoting i ve been planning on kissin you for a very long time +i am so sorry jesse frank and me have to go away for a while +you and i we ve started something you know i don t know what ll happen if you do this me neither +me neither let the law +let the law laws don t touch men like thaddeus rains only justice does +laws don t touch men like thaddeus rains only justice does whose justice yours or god s when will you stop +whose justice yours or god s when will you stop when my name makes them cry in their sleep when i ve brought them to ashes +jesse what are you thinking there are bounty hunters and lawmen all over this county i had to see you i m getting married +i don t understand she s the most wonderful woman in the world can t get her out of my mind +she s the most wonderful woman in the world can t get her out of my mind that s wonderful it s just i thought +that s wonderful it s just i thought she s beautiful smart and has the biggest buck teeth in all of missouri +i would never have imagined us in a place like this that s why i picked it we can start a whole new life down here +that s why i picked it we can start a whole new life down here are you going to be happy here mr james without all that excitement +blazing guns of the west true stories of jesse james only a dime in the hotel lobby let me see that +i beg your pardon blazing guns of the west true stories of jesse james only a dime in the hotel lobby +aw shucks ma am stop it this is just sad +yes ma am i can t believe i had to blow up a train for you +stop it this is just sad swimming swimming is good +you get arrested again i ll kill you yes ma am +i can t believe i had to blow up a train for you you are a hell of a woman +you are a hell of a woman don t swear +don t swear yes ma am +we re moving you tomorrow but i like the presidential suite +tennessee i ll explain on the way +so i ll get a fair trial in front of a jury bought off by thaddeus rains that s the idea +did you order our houses burned down not that day i am guilty of many things but that was mr thaddeus rains and parker that day +how did you spot the ambush in torrell last february +almost got me in billings i saw you there shooting at me i went myself to oversee the operation didn t help much +i went myself to oversee the operation didn t help much no that one was close a couple fellas quit after that one +i figured was it worth it +oh that s nice to know we re going to hang you you know i figured +should have just killed thaddeus rains and been done with it that s what i would have done +was it worth it should have just killed thaddeus rains and been done with it +that s what i would have done i m not hanged yet +i m not hanged yet you cocky little bastard +you cocky little bastard ahh you ll miss me +that was for my ma now this is for everybody else he s too important james they ll set the army on you you and your wife +ahh you ll miss me no i ll hang you but i may miss you just a bit +i d just as soon kill you jesse james but chasing you takes up too much of my time fair enough +this is unusual most of our marriages are members of the congregation you don t think god ll mind do you +discretion sir i am a man of the cloth thank you +thank you who needs to repair a leaky church roof +now let s have a drink right here in church +right here in church communion +and you re too young i m the same age you were when you went off to war +i m the same age you were when you went off to war and the same age web was no +you okay jesse yeah hey are you drinking whisky you re too young to be drinking whisky +yeah hey are you drinking whisky you re too young to be drinking whisky not too young to shoot a man not to young to drink +i guess so i was always jealous web mimms got to go off and fight with you and cole now it s my turn +not too young to shoot a man not to young to drink i guess so +jim you been with a girl yet tonight why i m just getting ready to turn on the younger charm +well not exactly you been with a girl ever +i swear tell you something else i can t drink that good neither i m going to go outside and throw up +tell you something else i can t drink that good neither i m going to go outside and throw up you do that +too young for whisky this time we ll make an exception +this time we ll make an exception jesse you explain to lyla my girl you know from that time +jesse you explain to lyla my girl you know from that time you re gonna tell her when you re resting up in bed with her jimmy +why yeah i hope you don t mind jesse james told me your name +i hope you don t mind jesse james told me your name oh you were talking to jesse +oh you were talking to jesse yes but just so i could find out who you were +i hope i m not being too forward not at all +not at all i just though you were awful cute +i just though you were awful cute thank you miss +thank you miss lyla devereux +lyla devereux gosh that s a pretty name buy you a drink +gosh that s a pretty name buy you a drink could we go upstairs and talk it s so loud down here +could we go upstairs and talk it s so loud down here why don t we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk +why don t we get a bottle of sherry to sip while we talk that is so gentlemanly of you +well this land is about to be condemned i m doing you folks a favor +my professional opinion is that you have managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time they had to be dealt with +they had to be dealt with by burning down their homes +there s only four of them move you fools +mr thaddeus rains sir it is a pleasure to have you join us in the field and it is my pleasure to be here +leaving you in charge of operations until he recovers yes sir +yes sir just perfect +i see i ll get together four patrols of our detectives for action tonight i ll teach these podunks what happens when they challenge the righteousness of progress +how much did they get from the safe thirty five thousand sir coins and currency and the delay from the miles of destroyed track +thirty five thousand sir coins and currency and the delay from the miles of destroyed track i ll kill them for blowing up my railway +i ll kill them for blowing up my railway to be precise they didn t blow up the tracks +to be precise they didn t blow up the tracks then who did +your men knew the risks what is going on here man +with my money we should go burn that school to the ground sir +the final route for the railroad is complete i look forward to seeing it +what is that what sir +this is him i remember you +how did you know not such a menace now is he pinkerton +you wouldn t have done that 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that why their intense hatred of you of course +listen what are you doing tonight what oh i m busy +stop it i m on a lot of lithium +on a lot of lithium waiting for luis to call me he said he d call tonight oh don t be difficult patrick +waiting for luis to call me he said he d call tonight oh don t be difficult patrick you should come have dinner with me courtney but when +you should come have dinner with me courtney but when am i confused or were we talking about tonight +am i confused or were we talking about tonight ummm yeah luis is calling me tonight i need to be home for that +ummm yeah luis is calling me tonight i need to be home for that pumpkin +pumpkin you re dating the biggest dickweed in new york i know stop it +i know stop it pumpkin you re dating a tumbling tumbling dickweed +pumpkin you re dating a tumbling tumbling dickweed patrick don t call me pumpkin anymore okay i have to go +patrick don t call me pumpkin anymore okay i have to go courtney dinner +courtney dinner i 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ve gotta i ve gotta return some videotapes patrick +patrick what carruthers i ll call you +van patten looks puffy has he stopped working out it looks that way doesn t it +that s paul owen that s not paul owen paul owen s on the other side of the room over there +i m not sure guy but i don t think dyslexia is a virus oh who knows they don t know that prove it +jeez that s not a helluva lot is it maybe it s just the light +maybe it s just the light is he fucking selling it by the milligram oh my god +shut up calm down let s do it anyway +it s definitely weak but i have a feeling if we do enough of it we ll be okay i want to get high off this bateman not sprinkle it on my fucking all bran +calm down let s do it anywayi guess you re right that is if the faggot in the next stall thinks it s okay +what s that a gram new card what do you think +i can t believe that price prefers mcdermott s card to mine but wait you ain t seen nothin yet +raised lettering pale nimbus white impressive very 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should be dead how do you feel +so i distract him while you snoop around how small talk try the weather +you should be dead how do you feel strange +i wasn t about to i mean your man trubshaw your bullet proof waistcoat i thought you were just overdressed +i mean your man trubshaw your bullet proof waistcoat i thought you were just overdressed i might say the same +mother and dr darling have me under observation they think i tried to kill you why should they think that +why should they think that you told them you said i arrived on a camel shot you four times left you for dead +you told them you said i arrived on a camel shot you four times left you for dead frankly that s how i remember it +frankly that s how i remember it but that s absurd i may not be over fond of you steed but it s not my style +but that s absurd i may not be over fond of you steed but it s not my style perhaps your memory plays tricks mrs peel +did he say who no but he must know incidentally my double left you with this +an invitation to a formal picnic did you say formal i must dress +you mean my other self either way may i ask why you dress in that fashion +i must say you look more your old self you mean my other self +either way may i ask why you dress in that fashion i should have thought that was obvious i m in mourning +colonel crabtree international satellite systems formerly of the ministry how on earth can you tell +elementary mrs peel trubshaw isn t the only shoemaker still practicing his trade very good steed +what on earth any ideas +well he was a fellow of the royal zoological society is that written in his shoe +any ideas well he was a fellow of the royal zoological society +is that written in his shoe common knowledge mrs peel +common knowledge mrs peel she had this in her mouth there there +for you mrs peel thanks i see what you mean about letting me do the risking hello +not quite this is my field is there anything that isn t +but if someone miniaturized the process that s what we were working on +that s what we were working on sounds as if someone s hijacked your research +three agents killed by bad weather and by you mrs peel +and by you mrs peel everything points to you no sisters no undiscovered twin not that i know of explanation +is that what you think oh well just my type mrs peel +do you always drive this fast have i trespassed on a male prerogative we re being followed i saw him at trubshaw s +this must be the last straw here s the one that broke the camel s back +here s the one that broke the camel s back someone didn t want us to get to the party +someone didn t want us to get to the party i expect we ll have to gatecrash +steed mrs peel +i expect that s for you to know and me to find out it was peter i saw him +to kill me nothing personal +i could save you the trouble no trouble +no trouble because you always obey orders +because you always obey orders always except +yes when i don t it comes down to one thing mrs peel trust +and do you trust me i could be convinced if i knew who poisoned me in the maze that kiss +i could be convinced if i knew who poisoned me in the maze that kiss it wasn t me you have my word +mmm what are you doing keeping a stiff upper lip +keeping a stiff upper lip is that all +but you did suspect me not for a moment +not for a moment you re playing games +you re playing games aren t we all mrs peel +aren t we all mrs peel i thought you played by the rules +i thought you played by the rules i thought you didn t +i thought you didn t i m playing to win +i m playing to win winning isn t everything +winning isn t everything please don t tell me it s how you play the game +please don t tell me it s how you play the game after you mrs peel +no after you you don t trust me +you don t trust me as far as you trust me +i told mother i took care of you you lied +you lied i equivocated but you re not their big worry at present it s dr darling he s disappeared +drat someone wants to implicate you in this affair mrs peel any idea who no idea who no idea why +no idea who no idea why teddy bears cuckoo clocks toys all children s things +teddy bears cuckoo clocks toys all children s things or grown ups who still like to be children +or grown ups who still like to be children quite any childhood friends enemies +quite any childhood friends enemies not to speak of peter and i were both loners there was nobody +very well i have a friend who might be of assistance he s at the ministry we d better be careful i m a wanted woman i know +his name s jones invisible jones why s he called invisible +why s he called invisible you ll find out +aren t you coming i ll catch you up don t worry he s expecting you +we must hurry mrs peel hurry what for i m just now +hurry what for i m just now you didn t tell her +there s a reception this evening colonel jones thinks it advisable we attend have we been invited +what s that you re wearing it s called black leather +it s called black leather intoxicating here have one of these +what is it limpet bomb small very compact from trubshaw s +limpet bomb small very compact from trubshaw s when all this is over we simply must get you out of that suit +when all this is over we simply must get you out of that suit you first +you first shall we +trubshaw again what now snuff i must insist you try some +they re playing your song mrs peel the merry widow i might have known where s the reception +bad news father s looking for you where are those bloody ministers have a look at this +i ll be back where are you going +where are you going laying in supplies mrs peel weather may get very nasty and i ve no umbrella +laying in supplies mrs peel weather may get very nasty and i ve no umbrella you needn t bother i can t drag you further into this after all i am still the chief suspect +you needn t bother i can t drag you further into this after all i am still the chief suspect no bother mother and father think i ve joined you i might as well +oh and by the way i think it s about time you got rid of that chip on your shoulder if you d been through what i have you wouldn t +mrs peel what kept you +what kept you the plot hello we must be going +the owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat +in a beautiful pea green boat a fine night mrs peel +a fine night mrs peel still a bit chilly +still a bit chilly english weather you know after all we ve been through i should say we deserve a long holiday +english weather you know after all we ve been through i should say we deserve a long holiday have you any place in mind +have you any place in mind as a matter of fact i have +i don t recall siberia being this warm steed it s the latest thing mrs peel +it s the latest thing mrs peel our little paradise just made for two +our little paradise just made for two not quite +our chaperon pity your mother came too +ah sun tan lotion any shops nearby must be trubshaw s busy i ll send mother +your mission is simple find out how and why these 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deceiving not in this case however +yes but looks are deceiving not in this case however are you going to have women at your party +are you going to have women at your party no sweetheart it s a stag party does stay home +no sweetheart it s a stag party does stay home i m not talking about does i m talking about hookers +i m not talking about does i m talking about hookers oh those why do you ask +oh those why do you ask because from what i ve heard it s a tradition and you re a traditional guy +huh wha i can t sleep +i can t sleep oh i got something for that +stop fooling around i need to talk what s the matter +what s the matter i don t know i just feel scared +i don t know i just feel scared about what +um that s very relaxing now i want you to lie down and drift off to slumberland +you better not have too much joy wouldn t think of it because tomorrow we re going to the chapel and we re +wouldn t think of it because tomorrow we re going to the chapel and we re gonna get married 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friends for the rest of your life +the marriage is off now you can screw around with your friends for the rest of your life i don t want that i want to be with you +i don t want that i want to be with you and i want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment +and i want to be with someone who understands the meaning of the word commitment i am committed i love you +i don t believe you you don t believe me okay fine +great now what do you want to do about it let s get naked +let s get naked you re on +if i were you i d worry less about the shower and more about rick s bachelor party ilene why would i want to do that i trust rick +ilene rick promised debbie don t be naive men are pigs +are you sure this is a good idea look you heard what those hookers said they were supposed to go to a bachelor party +look you heard what those hookers said they were supposed to go to a bachelor party that doesn t mean it was rick s party +that doesn t mean it was rick s party 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m concerned about what +about what this is your bachelor party you haven t had sex with anyone yet +this is your bachelor party you haven t had sex with anyone yet get a few drinks into me we ll dance and see what happens +right in there pal if i m not out in a half hour send for the paramedics +if i m not out in a half hour send for the paramedics that s the old rick +how d it go put it to you this way you re gonna have to pry her out of the bed with a spatula mister +put it to you this way you re gonna have to pry her out of the bed with a spatula mister i m proud of you lad +who was that i don t know +i don t know what s this +how bout this still drawing a blank +now don t get into any trouble take care +hey you guys who s your friend +what are you going to do about it what can i do i m dead debbie s going to go crazy and end the whole thing +what can i do i m dead debbie s going to go crazy and end the whole thing i ll stop him you stall him +reach out and snort someone i m saved 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technology can do thanks for the beer thanks for the speakers +yeah you know you know what it felt like i gotta do this stephen i gotta know +i gotta do this stephen i gotta know i think you re gonna find out brian don t be late tomorrow +ya love it probie i m in heaven lt +i m in heaven lt hook us up to a stand pipe +y know you got an awful short memory for direct orders i told you to stay beside me c mon stephen +goddamn it stephen i told you to stay next to me +i told you to stay next to me i was doin it i was up there fucking doin it you don t know man you don t know what i did +i was doin it i was up there fucking doin it you don t know man you don t know what i did what you did was drop the ball probie get that right +c mon ladies let s roll some hose never mind +so you got a roid going with jackson or what nah he s nothin it s just sometimes sometimes you just gotta punch somebody out y know +look brian a photographer maybe i can get on the cover of life magazine too c mon let s 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carolina +three nights charleston south carolina i didn t mean that in life +i love you too daddy always keep em laughing +let s get him over to the bed baby you treat me so good peerless you re a good son i love you you never gave me no trouble +glad to meet you too you are all your father talks about is that so +how long has my father been like this not that often he was excited to see you +not that often he was excited to see you so he drank himself into a stuper +so he drank himself into a stuper the drinking is for the pain it doesn t kill it just dulls it +the drinking is for the pain it doesn t kill it just dulls it so what s up with you +don t tell him it s from me or he won t take it your father is proud of you +he never showed it he did the best way he knew how junebug is stubborn just like you +how was it why didn t you tell me about this staff meeting +why didn t you tell me about this staff meeting nobody told me anything +nobody told me anything what good are you if you 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did you even come up with that shit if you didn t want it made +what s the chances of mantan being picked up i wouldn t bet against it my negroidal ass is stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place +this is the group i was telling you about which one is your brother +which one is your brother the big one +you ve said that already i m gonna slit my wrists cut my throat for the love of joseph +just want to say good luck break a leg +let s leave the man in peace so he can get ready we both lied to him +your life will never be the same let s leave the man in peace so he can get ready +we both lied to him what do you want me to say +what do you want me to say just don t lie to me +same here the pleasure is mine +who s side are you on i m sorry i can t help it it s too funny +what would their reaction be i hadn t the foggiest everybody shut up +so you have your small victory now what a small victory isn t that small when you ve been use to losing +for what no matter what you think you did come up with something unique open it +the jolly nigger bank this is authentic not a repro circa turn of the century +i thought it was appropiate is that good or bad +why d you do that i don t want to hear it +i don t want to hear it how long have you and hambone been hangin out +how long have you and hambone been hangin out you re the one that put us together we re friends +you re the one that put us together we re friends that crazy brother of yours doesn t think so +that crazy brother of yours doesn t think so he s just playing big brother +he s just playing big brother oh is he you getting jiggy with mantan +oh is he you getting jiggy with mantan please don t go there +please don t go there dunwitty and i feel you ve been getting too close to him getting his mind all messed up +dunwitty and i feel you ve been getting too close to him getting his mind all messed up i can t lie to him if he asks me something i tell him what i think +i can t lie to him if he asks me something 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good not nervous i feel fine +i feel fine not nervous relaxed +not nervous relaxed sloan will you take your boss out of here so i can get ready +so they can be on tv you sound like the media +you sound like the media this is nothing it will blow over by tomorrow +this is nothing it will blow over by tomorrow same thing giuliani said +no joke serious hope the same thing doesn t happen to me that s some big shoes to fill +hope the same thing doesn t happen to me that s some big shoes to fill in time +you getting scared because some people don t like what you are doing yo dela they tried to lynch my black ass up in dat piece +you shouldn t even be mad at me over sloan what you did is dead wrong +what you did is dead wrong oh is it buddy boy in this business if people don t produce they get fired +oh is it buddy boy in this business if people don t produce they get fired sloan is the hardest working person i ve ever met +i don t believe it do i have to spell it out for you in fact go ask sloan yourself +mantan we got a show to tape my name is manray goddamnit +you must think i m some kind of fool it looks delicious +you hear me talkin to you the only time you come up here when something is wrong c mon mommy don t start with that i m an ungrateful son stuff +it looks delicious you hear me talkin to you the only time you come up here when something is wrong +c mon mommy don t start with that i m an ungrateful son stuff i said no such thing all i said is that something must be wrong +it was it is but this is a different kind of show if at first it s not what you want just work that much harder peerless +if at first it s not what you want just work that much harder peerless mommy please don t call me that +to answer your question there are a lot of negroes in it and what is your definition of buffoons peerless i didn t raise a buffoon we have enough of those on television already +peerless your father called i ll be right over +peerless i didn t raise a buffoon we have enough of those on television already please let me know when you hear from daddy get a number or something +he wants you to come and see him he said that +he said that yes he did +yes he did where is he +where is he he s performing at some place outside of richmond virginia +he s performing at some place outside of richmond virginia i can t go all the way down south +richmond is not all the way down south i don t even know why you re still concerned over him daddy s not with you +i don t even know why you re still concerned over him daddy s not with you regardless he still is your father +regardless he still is your father it s gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off +it s gonna be hard for me to get away with the show taking off even more reason to see him he ll be overjoyed with your success +you going to attack me too the show is a hit aren t you happy for me of course i m happy for you you ve worked very hard for your success +of course i m happy for you you ve 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this gig my visual style is very erotic sexy how do you say hot +my visual style is very erotic sexy how do you say hot this is a tv show not a music video +this is a tv show not a music video then will you teach me what i need to know maybe we learn from each other if that s possible no +then will you teach me what i need to know maybe we learn from each other if that s possible no this is a travesty a debacle +good luck jukka do a good show thank you very much i always try my best +myrna is here to help us plan our strategy the best defense is offense +let myrna finish thank you and always smile +i never had a really real pair before you ve never had any formal training either +you ve never had any formal training either not a class not a thing just picked stuff up by myself +not a class not a thing just picked stuff up by myself i wish i had your natural talent god only makes that visit once in a while +i wish i had your natural talent god only makes that visit once in a while you sing and dance +you sing and dance a little i just graduated from nyu film school cinema studies +a little i just graduated from nyu film school cinema studies so what s up with you and dela +so what s up with you and dela what do you mean +what do you mean are you and him kicking it knocking boots y knowwhati mtalkin bout +i m sure that was the only thing he was impressed with you look beautiful like that if that was suppose to be a compliment i thank you +if that was suppose to be a compliment i thank you you re welcome you shouldn t give up on performing +you re welcome you shouldn t give up on performing why do you say that you ve never seen me +our guest tonight is the extraordinary talented performer mantan thanks for coming in tavis thank you for having me +this is my best friend sleep n eat and this is my very best friend mantan +we both left the hustle and bustle of uptown harlem the big apple new york new york +the big apple new york new york to come back to our roots +to 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round dat s too much money i can t ford it i needs me a dress that cost no mo than +dat s too much money i can t ford it i needs me a dress that cost no mo than aconite get it dat cheap +aconite get it dat cheap i ll buy her a less expensive dress so i can have some money left over to take her out to dinner +i heard ya lady is wild no that s her second cousin who s married to li l bit +i ll buy her a less expensive dress so i can have some money left over to take her out to dinner we should go out on a double date +no that s her second cousin who s married to li l bit oh because on our first date she let me +oh because on our first date she let me no she didn t +no she didn t yes she did +yes she did i heard different thought that was +i heard different thought that was not that time +not that time so when are you comin to pick us up +so when are you comin to pick us up around +around too early +too early then what about +then what about too late maybe around +too late maybe around 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seebach was a very kind employer +herr seebach was a very kind employer for whom else have you worked +for whom else have you worked no one sir before that i served in the army but had to leave due to weakness of the loins +no one sir before that i served in the army but had to leave due to weakness of the loins who else can give me information about you +but they will prevent a meeting at whatever the cost have no fear it will come out well for me +who else can give me information about you only the agency of servants +i can play as soldiers do but have no great skill we will practice in the mornings my boy and i ll put you up to a thing or two worth knowing +have no fear it will come out well for me i believe they will deport you +i believe they will deport you i have faced that problem before +i have faced that problem before but if they send you away then what is to become of me +it is distasteful to kill a scoundrel that should be work for a hangman to risk one s life against such 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apologize you saw west s body +you saw west s body of course +you shot childs and nunez they would have killed us both you want me to write a confession i ll write a confession +they would have killed us both you want me to write a confession i ll write a confession you saved kendall s life +you saved kendall s life but not pike s +we re not finished yet you wanna bet +we don t need the tapes oh you don t what else do you have on me you haven t found any bodies yet have you +oh you don t what else do you have on me you haven t found any bodies yet have you we ve found all of them +he he made me do it do what +do what hunting we had to hunt him +i guess nunez wasn t dead after all he came after us with a vengeance you know the rest and the bodies +and the bodies you won t find them won t find west either he s too good +i promised them i d ask you where west and the others are washout rejects guys he said were dumbfucks too stupid to know they dead +washout rejects guys he said were 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you will find out +my name s sophia sophia hello sophia mine s still john +is the flight full i m sorry sir i believe the flight is closed +i m sorry sir i believe the flight is closed please check is it full please could you check +what are you doing just wanted to see +just wanted to see you know the rules you do know the rules don t you +you know the rules you do know the rules don t you yeah i know +yeah i know then start taking them seriously +lazarus oh gave me a start +then start taking them seriously yes ma am +oh gave me a start i m sorry it s these soft shoes i wear for my back +i m sorry it s these soft shoes i wear for my back you hurt it +you hurt it i m standing most of my day they re for support didn t see you in church this mornin +i m standing most of my day they re for support didn t see you in church this mornin been on the crop may need to get some extra hands if i don t want to work on sundays +been on the crop may need to get some extra hands if i don t want to 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his name to me not never you hear +say what you gotta say but i ain t gonna hear you speak his name to me not never you hear how many times we been over this laz how many times +talk to me about sick ain t been right since i moved into that drafty house i keep the heat on +i keep the heat on that damned rusty radiator bout burned the skin off my legs each time i passed +that damned rusty radiator bout burned the skin off my legs each time i passed kept us warm for twelve years +i deserve better than this better n me +better n me better than what you give +better than what you give rose please +rose please laz you can t say nothin +laz you can t say nothin if we get with a counselor at the church maybe they s +if we get with a counselor at the church maybe they s i don t love ya no more +god forgive you for how you done me let go +let go my daddy told me that a younger woman would bleed me dry and that s what you did ya bled me +my daddy told me that a younger woman would bleed me dry 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done this +nn nn nn nn no n ronnie gal you hearin my voice +mm mm mm mm come on gal +take it easy now don t rush it how long how long i been out +how long how long i been out you been in and out goin on two maybe two days +you been in and out goin on two maybe two days two days +two days after your fever broke you d wake up in spells long enough to get that medicine in ya +where s ronnie well i don t +well i don t wait he left +i don t got any money for fixin me up and all don t need none +don t need none then i better be on my way don t wanna put you out no more +then i better be on my way don t wanna put you out no more think it d be best if you stayed put while we talk +think it d be best if you stayed put while we talk naw sir i gotta be on my way +naw sir i gotta be on my way best try gettin ya wits about you fore you try to +let me say somethin first why you got me chained +why you got me chained way i see it it s gonna take a while for you to get right +way i see it it s gonna 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mae set you up didn t she you like it i ve had nice things before but i always ruined em somehow +i don t want you to let go maybe i won t +do you call it a game when only one man win each time i think you call it a damn shame word wit cha in private +this rae you get with her shit who hasn t +shit who hasn t why you say that +she like it rough you like beatin on her that ain t my scene if that s somethin you into +that ain t my scene if that s somethin you into now hold up +what chu sayin she a freak got what you call a sexual addiction +what chu sayin what i m tellin you girl gotta get dick or she go crazy +she a freak got what you call a sexual addiction what chu sayin +what chu sayin what i m tellin you girl gotta get dick or she go crazy +how a girl get like that like i told you +that kind of talk is between us don t you go in there with that shit on your tongue i didn t start this r l +bojo called said you got to see your brother at the long end of a broken bottle you gonna 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s name like you just done +man like you ought not take the lord s name like you just done a naked woman chained in ya house +a naked woman chained in ya house i m tellin you the truth dammit i found her beat left for dead so i brung her home +i haven t laid a hand on my life r l my wick is dry on this you say she was beat on you call the sheriff on that +you mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator you treat folks special when they company it s just supper r l shit +good makin steaks for supper i expect you to come you mean with you and that woman chained to ya radiator +you treat folks special when they company it s just supper r l shit one thing at a time laz +pass them potatoes lincoln y all let me know if these steaks are too dry +y all let me know if these steaks are too dry this all looks wonderful +mm mm now these eggs got some kick to it what chu got in this ask the chef +i m dealin with what god put before me you believe he wants this a woman chained to ya radiator +you believe he wants this a woman chained to ya radiator not like that +not like that then what +then what she s tied to me r l we tied to each other +the hell is this shit what i called bojo like you say called up the fellas in the band +there you go preacher man get me drunk so i don t stick my foot up yo ass i just know how you get good to know them butterflies still in ya gut +heard about this morning we ain t here to talk about that shit +yeah you know you home old man you just walked through the door i don t know but i been told them georgia women sweet jelly roll +you won t at the square this mornin get me ten bags of mulch +get me ten bags of mulch yes sir +why she got a chain on her that s between her and me it s private and i don t want you goin off and tellin ya daddy +that s between her and me it s private and i don t want you goin off and tellin ya daddy please don t tell my daddy +so that your first time yes sir +yes sir you struck some gold didn t ya +i skipped lunch well dig in son got plenty to eat +thank you i gotta ask you why do you think laz is keepin you chained like this +you a preacher that s right +you could put it that way but that s so fuckin stupid i m sorry didn t mean to curse +but that s so fuckin stupid i m sorry didn t mean to curse what s on your mind +i don t see why we gotta lie bout it when you and i know this ain t gonna work rae don t do this now +rae don t do this now it s stupid it s so fucking stupid +i think if i just piss i ll be okay you feelin sick +you feelin sick i m just in one of my moods you know how i get +i m just in one of my moods you know how i get yeah i know +are you wasted no i just got a messed up stomach +no i just got a messed up stomach holy shit +holy shit ronnie you re a fuckin rock star i m a what +i feel better do you yeah i do +ronnie please baby did ya have fun with her sweet as a peach i bet huh huh +goddamn it i ask you a question you better answer it or i m gonna blast a hole in ya ronnie 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asked who do you think the jap is +who do you think the jap is maybe cavello s buying a subaru how would i know +maybe cavello s buying a subaru how would i know i don t blame you for being sore it ll pass when we bag him +frank abolofia the wolf +some party maybe we should do something +maybe we should do something charlie take your gum stick it under your ass and keep it warm +what are you doing saving your life +nick you re the one that s always saying you never go anywhere i was thinking the poconos charlie maybe vegas +beats forty hours on a plane they say we got to turn around and come right back that s what they say i got a plan +what d you say where is the subway station please +nick have i been a good partner number five with a bullet +i just want you to know i mean anybody who says you ever took has got to deal with me go to sleep charlie +go to sleep charlie you didn t take did you you hear things +i worked the three nine in queens charlie i didn t know +givin you a book is like givin a baby a gun hey when in rome +hey when in rome in rome i ll bow +let s go nick we can t just +nick we can t just i said let s go charlie +detective ich iro matsu moto hey we re getting mr moto on our side let s grab some food +let s grab some food first decent idea you ve had +this the right place i hope not +this should be it you said that in the last two places +getting very weird i d feel better if we had some heat +i d feel better if we had some heat maybe we should bail +it s incredible hit him or something i don t think he d feel it +he s a sorry old guy but i like him he couldn t find his ass with both hands +now that s the kind of motorcycle i want to see you on sure a rice burning crotch rocket +joyce can be nice what d she say +what d she say that i should let you pay for the drinks kampai +what does ichiro mean anyway what does charlie mean +what does charlie mean hey all right +short shift yeah i came to save you if you re hopeless i ll pull the plug +it s getting too cold even for me nick connie +connie all right how s the new partner +all right how s the new partner high spirits desire commitment +high spirits desire commitment you ll take care of that +you ll take care of that give me a break would you +give me a break would you if you give me one +where do we start looking for this guy where would you look for the mafia +are you expecting anyone i wasn t expecting you +where re you going ichiro the mayor s office under the bed the back room at lombardi s and call me ich +no this is the place for the young yakuza that s what you said in the last three piss pots +we got to keep looking track him down great balls of fire what s the problem here +give us a break it s ichiro ich +you know inspector you take shit once you take shit forever i don t deserve ohashi s respect +it s ichiro ich leave the rice cake outside and go home +i don t deserve ohashi s respect why the hell not +why the hell not i don t that s all +what happened they made you leave your hotel you caused a disturbance +why weren t you at the platform i couldn t keep up my shame is complete +i ve continued working on the case i can see that +how d you get this i stole them +know her we can ask someone i used to work with a criminal someone i pay money to +we can ask someone i used to work with a criminal someone i pay money to a snitch +what s he saying he says they re very nice he wants to know if you have anymore +nick no one s seen kobo in three days he might not even be in tokyo only one way to find out get her up in the morning and put her to bed at night +you said you could keep up with her no problem nick san no don t say anything don t do anything and for christ s sake don t apologize +what d i tell you there she is +did i say that you toler yes tolerate me +you toler yes tolerate me are we getting married +work lunch groceries laundry fabulous four goddamn days this is going nowhere +chikuwa hampen kobu konnayaku ganmodoki ichiro +ichiro broiled fish paste cake kelp roll soybean curd devils tongue +broiled fish paste cake kelp roll soybean curd devils tongue smells like bayonne at low tide +she disappeared shit you were too far behind +you can t come in they don t want gaiijin +gaiijin i ll check it out +if i smell one drop of scotch on your breath my friend you can trust me +i m not drunk we re through i mean it this is the end of the line matsumoto +a godfather his man was killed at the printing plant i want to yank kobo +i want to yank kobo not without a small army nicklaus san +ich my name is nick not nicklaus not nicklaus san not nick san nick san is an honorable title +where does this sugai live a resort city beppu +a resort city beppu i want to go talk to him +i want to go talk to him what why +what why because he knows how to get to our man +because he knows how to get to our man he ll never speak to a gaiijin +he ll never speak to a gaiijin i ll be a nice gaiijin +it s very small big enough +big enough it s illegal nick +it s illegal nick it s a new deal coming with me tomorrow +let s go him first nick you can t do this +nick you can t do this it s done you don t have to come +start it i can t +you did great ichiro i called ohashi he ll be waiting i like him waiting +i was ready to have your ass for taking off on me i followed them an hour from the train station +i followed them an hour from the train station how many men +how many men i couldn t tell +i don t know we need the plate to negotiate with +someone attacked him now we ve got nothing to negotiate with +thank you you have one a wife she left +a wife she left i m sorry +you know nick we can t lose why s that +why s that because we re the biggest things to hit this town since godzilla +louder pal louder joyce give the assistant chief inspector a drink would you +think we ll get him nick we can t lose +we can t lose how can you be so sure +don t give him any more he gets as much as he wants +ich said you left there was a change in plans +dead gaiijin s are big news gaiijin +gaiijin an outside person a foreigner a barbarian you me more you +an outside person a foreigner a barbarian you me more you i could use some help show me around i ll pay you for your time +i could use some help show me around i ll pay you for your time i don t give tours +you can count on the truth from people who don t like you you have a helluva way of asking for help +you have a helluva way of asking for help you have a helluva way of answering +look you need ich i ve been here five years and i still can t read all the street signs maybe i m a quicker learner +maybe i m a quicker learner i don t think so +she ever pull down her shades sure but then i just pull out the photos +don t be an ass he s on duty +he s on duty i paid for that +you know where i can get a decent cup of coffee this time of night i m buying somebody must be suffering somewhere you re being so nice +i need your help joyce where s ich +where s ich unavailable +i need someone to translate for me my japanese isn t that hot besides you ll never get in +my japanese isn t that hot besides you ll never get in it s my last shot i have to be on a plane home tomorrow night +it s my last shot i have to be on a plane home tomorrow night and i m supposed to care +and i m supposed to care you could fake it +you re wrong to sell ich short he drinks +he drinks he s got a reason +where s the wife you met her +i d invite you up but i know you d hate the incense i chant what do you chant +what do you chant nam oyo ranged kyo you think it s dumb of course +nam oyo ranged kyo you think it s dumb of course not if it works i ll meet you at the train +not if it works i ll meet you at the train i don t remember saying yes +i don t remember saying yes i don t remember you saying no +they want your autograph who am i supposed to be +who am i supposed to be this little guy thinks you re robert redford the other one thinks you re charles bronson +this little guy thinks you re robert 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well so long enjoy your visit +wait eve please wait please don t follow me don t do it +i knew this would happen you re like a lost puppy can t you please just talk to me for one second +can t you please just talk to me for one second okay damn +watching television in color hey no kidding in color +hey no kidding in color cross my heart and hope to die +see ya why doesn t it never work out +why does it never work out you and men why who the hell knows +why not go to work for me doing what +well they re not starving yet but they need help how long would you need me +how long would you need me two weeks +two weeks what s the pay +what s the pay what s fair +what s fair i ve got to make at least a thousand a week +why not buy them milk or something instead of dr pepper they like dr pepper +they like dr pepper who are these people +who are these people my mom and dad +my mom and dad very funny smart ass +very funny smart ass hey pipe tobacco i m going to need all of this this is swell +pick you up at eight tomorrow morning hey you know i was thinking +we ll have to rent a refrigerated truck for the beef and poultry it s your life and by the way it s a dandy +it s your life and by the way it s a dandy i guess we ll need another locker +i guess we ll need another locker no problem we ll just sell another baseball card +no problem we ll just sell another baseball card you know eve don t get mad okay but i d just be lost without you +thank you and um i guess i guess you and i uh +there s something else i would like you to help me with name it +name it well this is going to sound a little crazy +well this is going to sound a little crazy oh i m sure it will +oh i m sure it will then forget it +then forget it no no i m sorry what is it +no no i m sorry what is it this is for me +what for because i want to get married +this is for me think of me as your genie just ask +i don t want to be alone you can be single and not alone marriage bites +you can be single and not alone 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hasn t got enough sense to come in out of the rain +yeah no kidding listen you still want to go girl hunting tonight i certainly do +i certainly do okay but you know this business of finding you a wife it s kind of ridiculous don t you think +okay but you know this business of finding you a wife it s kind of ridiculous don t you think no it s not +no it s not yes it is a girlfriend maybe but a wife i mean +would you do it just because you re my friend my very best friend well yeah okay +my goodness gracious this place is something look unimpressed +no not crazy do i look crazy +quit showing off we re here on business good bye +i thought i was here to meet women not that one +not that one i like her +i like her and don t be so obvious +what have you ordered it s a rob roy a very popular drink i m told +why i think she s very attractive adam she s got bitch written all over her you do know what bitch means don t you +okay i like that yeah sweet that s a nice way of putting it +yeah sweet 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she was very hospitable is that what you call it +i know first aid well you had better +uh huh adam yes eve +yes eve i want you to go back to the hotel now i ll call you a cab +i want you to go back to the hotel now i ll call you a cab of course i shouldn t be over here at this hour +not at all and eve thank you for tonight and for the kiss my first my pleasure +my pleasure it was at least as good as the sky +it was at least as good as the sky really okay +really okay and i think better than the ocean i m serious +and i think better than the ocean i m serious neat goodnight +hi eve hi adam this is uh +adam you should go with dr aron it s the best thing the best thing for you i promise all right eve if you say so +all right eve if you say so i do +we can make this work adam believe me i m very good at making things work my mother s like that +is that a birthday cake yes it is +yes it is gee ma nee +good evening i want to stay at this hotel fill this out please and i ll need a card +yes sir of course +are you all right yes yes oh lord yes oh yes but where is the one who came last night all in yellow +yes yes oh lord yes oh yes but where is the one who came last night all in yellow all in yellow oh that was my father +i ve got to go now of course you do i ll stay here and pray +of course you do i ll stay here and pray that s always a good idea would you like some money i have a great deal of it +that s always a good idea would you like some money i have a great deal of it no i don t need money anymore i see that now +no i don t need money anymore i see that now how do i leave here +how do i leave here the front door is open will you be back +the front door is open will you be back i promise +i ve got almost everything we need and this nice man archbishop melker we met earlier +they re pretty can i have them sure now let s move on to our french exam +sure now let s move on to our french exam latin exam dad it s tuesday +latin exam dad it s tuesday you re right it s 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mexican jumping bean dip you remember that yeah yeah okay give me the roast and watch your step i ll come back for the radio +how long will we have to stay down here i don t know for this thing to blow over it could take days +rather safe than sorry that s my motto but what if i go into labor that could happen any time +but what if i go into labor that could happen any time i ve read up on it i ll deliver the baby myself if i have to +yes dear as long as we ve got that straight +home sweet home to you maybe +what s that noise the locks +the locks the locks +thirty five years then after that it s safe +then after that it s safe it s safe +to go up to go up +we have to be strong sweetheart if not for ourselves for the child all our friends +burnt to a crisp i ve given you the most well done cut i m not hungry +i m not hungry hot dr pepper your favorite +hot dr pepper your favorite no calvin you re favorite +maybe i ve just got the creeps how could you this is just like home +no no calvin 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t glow in the dark calvin webber what a thing to say +calvin webber what a thing to say well we ll be going up in two years we ll know then i m very hopeful +let s eat our cake yeah let s dig in +you know when we do go up i m going to miss this old place how bout you hon would you excuse me +in the generator room again oh yes it just fascinates me how all these things work +oh yes it just fascinates me how all these things work i know exactly what you mean hey honey +should we say a little prayer first just open the door +yes yes it is it s an archaic colloquialism roughly meaning good +it s an archaic colloquialism roughly meaning good yes that s right +oh my oh my oh my oh my so what do we do now we stay down here +for how long we ve just about run out of everything we ll make do i m of the opinion that these mutants will eventually kill each other off and then +well i am the head of this household i want him to at least see the sky +i want him to at least see the sky and we will 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guy rear ended me in palm springs oh yes +oh yes i even guessed his hotel didn t i +give me your hand oh my god +but first you have to start with the clothes exactly you understand that don t you you have no chance of meeting a woman dressed like that +i don t know money is no object he s got cards up the wazoo +you re serious aren t you what s that supposed to mean +what s that supposed to mean it means that your taste in men s apparel is as bad as your taste in men +it means that your taste in men s apparel is as bad as your taste in men well that s blunt +well that s blunt i m sorry but if the shoe fits +i m sorry but if the shoe fits and i suppose you see him in some sort of strapless thing don t you +and i suppose you see him in some sort of strapless thing don t you i see elegant +i see elegant yeah like ralph lauren +yeah like ralph lauren that s what i m sensing +alright i will i m busy tomorrow anyway i have to buy six thousand paper napkins +i m busy tomorrow anyway i have to 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up do you know anything +the ear is from a missing person maybe maybe so +maybe so it s a strange world isn t it do you know what building the woman lives in +i guess you have to get back home soon not really why you want to see the building come on i ll show you +where are they i don t know you re not supposed to see them they re supposed to see you +did they find out anything when they questioned her i don t know like i said she s not my father s case +i don t know like i said she s not my father s case oh yeah what about those other people anything +what happened to him i don t know he moved away +you really do hear a lot don t you yeah i guess so what are you going to do now that you re home +i ve gotta go in thanks for the tour it was nice talking to you +i guess i ll see you sometime i guess so like you said it s a strange world +i guess so like you said it s a strange world yeah good bye +you hungry or thirsty or both i don t know +i don t know i d like to talk to you about 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s go somewhere and have some coffee +i wish you wouldn t do this it doesn t make any sense let s go somewhere and have some coffee i m going in sandy i ll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went +i m going in sandy i ll see you tomorrow and tell you how it went i i don t want to see you tomorrow mike s coming over +i i don t want to see you tomorrow mike s coming over oh okay can i call +oh okay can i call okay yeah call +okay yeah call look it can wait till sunday +i m going to wait here until she comes are you sure +are you sure i ll honk four times so you ll hear it and know she s on her way up okay +okay thanks i don t know if you re a detective or a pervert +i don t know if you re a detective or a pervert that s for me to know and for you to find out i ll see you i mean call you okay +that s for me to know and for you to find out i ll see you i mean call you okay okay okay bye +what did you see well maybe we should discuss this somewhere else you know what i mean +what s with 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the duke what did you do +there s ways around that go find one +lord s name mother mary full of grace +mother mary full of grace what did you do connor +well listen i know how my boys take ta scrappin when they take ta drinkin yes mother +paraffin came up positive and bullet holes are usually a big clue i can t find the second one sir +i can t find the second one sir look under the body +are these me considered armed and dangerous well not armed if they had guns they d have used them but dangerous oh yeah +look look i m not saying one way or the other just be careful and go by the protocol on this one any tips on where these guys may be +any tips on where these guys may be any word back from the e r s +the press is everywhere outside they re going nuts for these guys what do you want to do you re not being charged it s up to you do you want to talk to them +where s your gun chest pocket shit +chest pocket shit this is a six shooter +what the fuck are you doing here what huh what what 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this asshole +no way i ve been waitin for this asshole aw c mon i gotta clear my family name here i ve brought shame to the house of della rocco +you guys gotta teach me that prayer man that s some good shit forget it it s a family prayer my father his father before him that sort of shit +who the fuck was he rocco i know you fuckin know fuck you i told you i never saw him before +look again for fuck sake i know what the fuck he looks like +they got nothing this guy is very sharp if he hasn t figured us out yet he will +you little fuck let him go i ll drop you right here okay just calm down he could hurt us brother he could ruin the whole thing +okay just calm down he could hurt us brother he could ruin the whole thing let him go or i will deliver you right now +let him go or i will deliver you right now you won t do it connor you won t you love me man +you guys we re here brother +we re here brother you gotta keep going +mother is that you is that worthless brother of your there i want you both ta hear this +is that worthless brother of your there i want you both ta hear this ma what s wrong +i finally found your da s army revolver connor what the hell are you doin with da s gun +what what are you doin i want ta tell ya one last thing before i pull the trigger +i want ta tell ya one last thing before i pull the trigger pull the trigger have ya lost it woman now just calm down here +no ma no blame +well we tried ta make friends and she gave me a shot ta the nuts what the dirty bitch i hope ya trounced her a good one +what the dirty bitch i hope ya trounced her a good one well i didn t but +still bickerin over that huh come on ma out with it who came out first +come on ma out with it who came out first all right i suppose you have the right ta know +you guys are not under oath here i am assuming you knew these two guys from before huh we met them last night +we met them last night they had some pretty interesting bandages know anything about that +so how is it that you 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mercy that was a good one ma +oh jesus i gave him his first lesson in sensitivity toward the fairer sex just today +i gave him his first lesson in sensitivity toward the fairer sex just today don t even do it ya bastard +don t even do it ya bastard he got beat up by a girl +he got beat up by a girl if that was a girl i want ta see some papers she had ta be just preoperative for christ sakes +all right love ya ma listen before ya go just give us the goods eh yeah it s been twenty seven years +what do we tell him about the guns and money we just got up and left bum musta rolled them before the police got there +we just got up and left bum musta rolled them before the police got there okay we re ready +a p penny saved is worth two in the bush don t c cross the road if ya can t get out of the kitchen +now that wasn t too polite was it i m afraid we can t let that one go ivan +how do you think he figured all this out without talking to us italian +i have no idea maybe someone saw and talked 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us +it is your evil who will be sought by us with every breath we shall hunt them down +with every breath we shall hunt them down each day we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies +i prefer to be called rozengurtle by men okay then let s get ya started +okay just cut off as much fat as you can as it goes by and the rule of thumb here is rule of thumb +baumgartner sound irish to you fuck face now look rozengurtle we re sorry just relax +holy shit you re the first one that s ever got that yeah well i m an expert in name ology +and number three dolly uh two shooters +uh two shooters fan fuckin tastic +so what do we do now that depends you either do your job or get ethical +she was in here when it went down can she i d them +can she i d them they were wearing masks +they were wearing masks of course they were how many +maybe the three of them had something in common no this guy is big time these two are street walking scum +and it s the same story over here why the crossover theories that s just fucking weird i have no idea +the shooter knew these guys huh how do you figure +how do you figure friends gentlemen they were friends +where s my cat i killed your fuckin cat you druggie bitch +i killed your fuckin cat you druggie bitch you oh god why +you oh god why i felt it would bring closure to our relationship +i felt it would bring closure to our relationship you killed my my +your what your fuckin what my my +pee per man peeperman wrong what color was it +peeperman wrong what color was it it was it was +it was it was male or female bitch +so what are you thinkin here really want to know +so duffy got any theories to go with that tie these guys were pros i think they were coming for one target the fag man he was the +these guys were pros i think they were coming for one target the fag man he was the the what man +the what man the fat man +the fat man well freud was right so you think they came for the fag man huh and what do you base this upon +well freud was right so you think they came for the fag man huh and what do you base this upon he was the only one done right two in the back of the head +he was the only one done right two in the back of the head and the pennies +and the pennies new hitman wants to leave his mark +yeah some cultures still put pennies in the eyes of the dead or silver the greeks the italians +the greeks the italians the sicilians +they shot him at a downward angle they put him on his knees excellent number two greenly +now what is this going to look like to those who do not know what i just told you it s gonna look like the bad guys are killing each other +who the twist of lemon +twist of lemon chief what the fuck is this +chief what the fuck is this sweet n low +he s struck again hasn t he greenly why do you always disrespect me like that +while greenly s getting coffee anybody else want anything shit shit +witness no way they could have seen it +they weren t related the guy used a 38 no pennies totally amateur who were the victims +who were the victims a couple of peons for the mob and +what if it was just one guy with six guns why don t you let me do the thinking huh genius +what the i got it ta my head now i got it ta my head now +oh she s quite proud of herself okay seriously both you listen ta me now +promise me boys we promise +right now don t kill me oh shit please no i m rocco i m the funny man the funny man the funny +well fuck you guys could do this every day we re like 7 eleven we ain t always doing business but we re always open +you fuckin guys you ruined me i m fuckin done permanent package boy who says that you could take credit on it +who says that you could take credit on it what are you serious +hey you don t know that shit for sure oh jesus you re such a fuckin retard +oh jesus you re such a fuckin retard fuck you +hey murph roc you okay +roc you okay yeah anybody call for me +yeah anybody call for me no you sure you re okay +no you sure you re okay i m fuckin fine catch you on the flip side +hey murph roc you okay +roc you okay yeah anybody call for me +yeah anybody call for me no you sure you re okay +no you sure you re okay i m fuckin fine catch you on the flip side +hurry the fuck up this is some crazy shit man +this is some crazy shit man those cocksuckers sold me out +those rat fucks all of them were all laughing at me man you sure you killed them +liberating isn t it y know it is a bit +well truth be known those first ones just kinda fell into our laps well what ya do +worst day of my life man well i m sold +well he sure as fuck knew you fuck you both ya ask me he was aiming at you +shit shit he ain t here what the fuck do you mean +what the fuck do you mean i mean he ain t here +you bet your ass he will well i d say that makes him a lia fuckin bility +hey we gotta talk about this early morning church shit we have to go now we re on the lamb +we ll keep going roc you ll make it outta here you can t ever stop not ever +hello you there y yes my son +why have you come to a church for council if you re not religious why have i come to a church i never have before i guess i just felt i should +why have i come to a church i never have before i guess i just felt i should what is it my son +but in this day and age i believe what they do is necessary i feel it is correct you believe +you re right those who do not act are in a constant state of ethical indecision +those who do not act are in a constant state of ethical indecision i want to stand for what i believe in father +i want to stand for what i believe in father then you must find out what your beliefs are +then you must find out what your beliefs are i believe these young men are right +i believe these young men are right you know them personally +do you think they would harm an innocent man for any reason no they would never do that +forgive me father thank you father thank you whatever goodbye amen +i m sorry you re gonna hafta see this don t look at me i m sorry i m sorry i didn t see +i m sorry i m sorry i didn t see shut up shut the fuck up +don t do this my son open it +open it have you no fear of god +have you no fear of god that s who i m doing this for now open the fuckin thing +father i ll do you right here god have mercy on my soul +do your thing father don t fuck this up what do you want me to say +what do you want me to say just be natural goddamit +just be natural goddamit how long since your last confession my son +poppa joe you want me to go now yeah thanks rocco see ya +hey rocco wait come back here yeah boss +continue the joke he says what s your third wish and the guys says i i want you to beat me half to death +well it s the funny man give it here package boy joey bevo said it was important said i had to give it to him myself +joey bevo said it was important said i had to give it to him myself gimme the fuckin thing now sit the fuck down +i m rocco i m the funny man heee hee i m so fuckin funny hee hee fuck you vincenzo +fuck you vincenzo tell me a joke funny man hee hee +what color hair does he have black hair paul michael glaser +black hair paul michael glaser making hutch david soul +making hutch david soul right the blond guy +right the blond guy ok that s wrong +ok that s wrong dignan it s +dignan it s plus where s huggie bear +plus where s huggie bear he s not there huggie bear isn t in every single episode +he s not there huggie bear isn t in every single episode i think you might of dreamed this one anthony +i think you might of dreamed this one anthony no it s a real episode the killer is leading him across the city by calling different pay phones +as part of his plan i don t know why see that s what i m saying it has the logic of a dream +see that s what i m saying it has the logic of a dream the point is the killer always goes may i speak to starsky he says his name +the point is the killer always goes may i speak to starsky he says his name what does starsky say +what does starsky say he says this is he +he says this is he this is he +this is he no this is he +did you see what i meant about the window kind of except we ve already got the keys +kind of except we ve already got the keys that s true but what if they change the locks +that s true but what if they change the locks would they do that +would they do that who knows that s why i filed it down +now that window can never be locked it s impossible see your mind is very good with the more mechanical details whereas my strength would be +she s really kind of hot she s an attractive older woman +it s got a v 8 dignan what do you think the cops have +where are you going i don t appreciate you ridiculing me +i don t appreciate you ridiculing me how was i ridiculing you +did you see that yeah i saw it +yeah i saw it i m lookout +i m lookout dignan it s got an alarm +dignan it s got an alarm i don t think so just reach on in +i don t think so just reach on in that sets it off +that sets it off no just do it real quick i ll meet you down there +it had an alarm yeah i heard that +yeah i heard that five seven eight dollars +holy shit what d i tell you eight dollars +eight dollars that s not bad +but he didn t say anything hang on a second +loop around real fast just turn right here +you think we re going to be chased that s a good question no i don t i m just being hypocritical here however i will say +anthony give me the fucking gun no dignan it s not your gun it s all of ours +dignan calm down you re out i m not working with either one of you +you re out i m not working with either one of you dignan stop +calm down take a deep breath you re right you re right +where s the manager where s the other stocker +where s the other stocker there s another stocker right +there s another stocker right we know there s another stocker +is that the manager unlock that door check the aisles +holy shit we got it we got it +i swear to god in a very quiet voice like he meant it +like he would find dignan one day like i m going to hunt you down and kill you +what s wrong with him what do you think +what do you think anthony he sat in the car and watched a 4 11 in progress he got what he deserved +anthony he sat in the car and watched a 4 11 in progress he got what he deserved he was the driver dignan he did what he s supposed to do +can i get that credit card from you i don t like to use that credit card dignan +i don t like to use that credit card dignan why not +why not because my mom gets the bill +because my mom gets the bill she s not going to notice anthony +she s not going to notice anthony i don t want to use it +i don t want to use it well then cut it in half +well then cut it in half i keep it for emergencies +i keep it for emergencies anthony we re on the run this is an emergency it s only fair that +see if mine are in there dignan those aren t running shoes +dignan those aren t running shoes yes they are +yes they are look at the treads on those +look at the treads on those what about them +what about them they obviously weren t designed for racing +they obviously weren t designed for racing well those treads stink you d blow a knee out racing on those +don t call me spoiled dignan you were spoiled rotten +i ll just say it i ll say it +i ll say it ok go ahead +ok go ahead on your marks get set go +look man she didn t know anything about shirts no i m not saying her i m just saying i don t know +no i m not saying her i m just saying i don t know it s a great shirt don t worry about it +armored trucks are very difficult to steal anthony i know but once you get inside you re home free +i know but once you get inside you re home free right get back to me on that one once your plan is worth a shit +right get back to me on that one once your plan is worth a shit it s not a plan it s just +no dignan i m sorry i can t do that even if it s the difference between some trooper recognizing us and throwing us in prison or not +i thought you guys went to get your hair cut no we didn t +inez this is jerry and this is my associate cornelius +what the fuck is going on here what what s the matter +what what s the matter anthony we re on the run from the law here did you tell these people your real name +anthony we re on the run from the law here did you tell these people your real name no i didn t dignan they don t speak english +no i didn t dignan they don t speak english they don t +they don t no not really inez speaks a little +no not really inez speaks a little which one was that +which one was that on the left +she s from cuba no kidding +he needs to hire an attorney no no look ok let s stay here until we find out what s going on +as long as he gets out ok obviously that s a given +see now we ve got a plan don t worry about it bob +after that my parents never let me go to dignan s again they blamed my family for everything they always said mr langston saved anthony s life +but if it wasn t for dignan i probably would of died yes it s true +he s gone he stole the 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to do +hmmm i happen to know that he gets ten percent but he s worth twenty five and abdul and carl and sacha they stay with the place or i don t sell +and abdul and carl and sacha they stay with the place or i don t sell of course they stay rick s wouldn t be rick s without them +of course they stay rick s wouldn t be rick s without them well so long +don t forget you owe rick s a hundred cartons of american cigarettes i shall remember to pay it to myself +yes something those letters were not found on ugarte when they arrested him +it was gracious of you to share it with me good day mademoiselle monsieur good day +and mademoiselle you needn t be concerned about me +mademoiselle after this disturbance it is not safe for laszlo to stay in casablanca this morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave casablanca +this morning you implied it was not safe for him to leave casablanca that is also true except for one destination to return to occupied france +that is also true except 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no no rick not tonight +no no rick not tonight especially tonight +why did you have to come to casablanca there are other places i wouldn t have come if i had known that you were here believe me rick it s true i didn t know +please don t don t rick i can understand how you feel huh you understand how i feel how long was it we had honey +huh you understand how i feel how long was it we had honey i didn t count the days +can i tell you a story rick has it got a wow finish +has it got a wow finish i don t know the finish yet +i don t know the finish yet well go on tell it maybe one will come to you as you go along +i m sorry i was in no condition to receive you when you called on me last night it doesn t matter +well you can tell me now i m reasonably sober i don t think i will rick +i don t think i will rick why not after all i got stuck with a railway ticket i think i m entitled to know +all the same someday you ll lie to laszlo you ll be there no rick no you see victor laszlo is my husband and was even when i knew you in paris +how did you get in the stairs from the street +richard i had to see you you use richard again we re back in paris +you can ask any price you want but you must give me those letters i went through all that with your husband it s no deal +do i have to hear again what a great man your husband is what an important cause he s fighting for it was your cause too in your own way you were fighting for the same thing +it was your cause too in your own way you were fighting for the same thing i m not fighting for anything anymore except myself i m the only cause i m interested in +richard richard we loved each other once if those days meant anything at all to you i wouldn t bring up paris if i were you it s poor salesmanship +i wouldn t bring up paris if i were you it s poor salesmanship please please listen to me if you knew what really happened if you only knew the truth +please please listen to me if you knew what really happened if you only knew the truth i wouldn t believe you no matter what you told me you d say anything now to get what you want +i don t have to i ve got them right here put them on the table +huh but it s still a story without an ending what about now now i don t know i know that i ll never have the strength to leave you again +now i don t know i know that i ll never have the strength to leave you again and laszlo +all right i will here s looking at you kid i wish i didn t love you so much +richard victor thinks i m leaving with him haven t you told him no not yet +no not yet but it s all right isn t it you were able to arrange everything +but it s all right isn t it you were able to arrange everything everything is quite all right +everything is quite all right oh rick +but why my name richard because you re getting on that plane +because you re getting on that plane i don t understand what about you +i don t understand what about you i m staying here with him til the plane gets safely away +maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life but what about us +hello sam hello miss ilsa i never expected to see you again +it s been a long time yes ma am a lot of water under the bridge +yes ma am a lot of water under the bridge some of the old songs sam +some of the old songs sam yes ma am +where is rick i don t know i ain t seen him all night +when will he be back not tonight no more he ain t coming uh he went home +not tonight no more he ain t coming uh he went home does he always leave so early +does he always leave so early oh he never well he s got a girl up at the blue parrot he goes up there all the time +oh he never well he s got a girl up at the blue parrot he goes up there all the time you used to be a much better liar sam +you used to be a much better liar sam leave him alone miss ilsa you re bad luck to him +leave him alone miss ilsa you re bad luck to him play it once sam for old time s sake +play it once sam for old time s sake i don t know what you mean miss ilsa +i don t know what you mean miss ilsa play it sam play as time goes by +play it sam play as time goes by oh i can t remember it miss ilsa i m a little rusty on it +you are very kind won t you join us +this time they really mean to stop me victor i m afraid for you +victor i m afraid for you we have been in difficult places before haven t we +i must find out what berger knows be careful +be careful i will don t worry +goodnight goodnight +goodnight goodnight +we are only interested in two visas signor please ilsa don t be hasty +please ilsa don t be hasty no victor no +he does could we have a table close to him and as far away from major strasser as possible +what happened with rick we ll discuss it later +our faithful friend is still there victor please don t go to the underground meeting tonight +victor please don t go to the underground meeting tonight i must besides it isn t often that a man has a chance to display heroics before his wife +whatever i d say you d carry on victor why don t you tell me about rick what did you find out apparently he has the letters +did he give any reason he suggested i ask you +yes victor i was i know how it is to be lonely is there anything you wish to tell me +i know how it is to be lonely is there anything you wish to tell me no victor there isn t +no victor there isn t i love you very much my dear +yes yes i know victor whatever i do will you believe that i that you don t even have to say it i ll believe goodnight dear +be careful of course i ll be careful +are you ready ilsa yes i m ready goodbye rick god bless you +he came from paris with rick rick who s he +rick who s he mademoiselle you are in rick s and rick is +mademoiselle you are in rick s and rick is is what +hello rick oh you ve already met rick mademoiselle +well then perhaps you also this is mr laszlo +i m afraid major strasser would insist you re saying this only to make me go +how do you do how do you do +how do you do one hears a great deal about rick in casablanca +one hears a great deal about rick in casablanca and about victor laszlo everywhere +and about victor laszlo everywhere won t you join us for a drink +and i congratulate you what for +what for your work +your work thank you i try +thank you i try we all try you succeed +i hope we didn t overstay our welcome not at all +we ll come again any time +good morning signor ferrari is the fat gent at the table +good evening good evening you see here we are again +good evening you see here we are again i take that as a great compliment to sam i suppose he means to you paris of well happier days +monsieur blaine i wonder if i could talk to you go ahead +go ahead well isn t there some other place it s rather confidential what i have to say +well isn t there some other place it s rather confidential what i have to say my office +what of it isn t it strange that you always happened to be fighting on the side of the underdog +isn t it strange that you always happened to be fighting on 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well i am also a human being +monsieur blaine i don t know how to thank you oh save it we ve still lots of things to do +i brought the money monsieur blaine keep it you ll need it in america +keep it you ll need it in america but we made a deal +but we made a deal oh never mind about that you won t have any trouble in lisbon will you +oh never mind about that you won t have any trouble in lisbon will you no it s all arranged +no it s all arranged good i ve got the letters right here all made out in blank +everything in order all except one thing there s something you should know before you leave +all except one thing there s something you should know before you leave monsieur blaine i don t ask you to explain anything +i understand here it is +i am captain renault prefect of police yes what is it you want +let us say that it is my request that is a much more pleasant word very well +my bill no two champagne cocktails please +well a precedent is being broken er emil this is a very interesting cafe i congratulate you +ricky you re becoming quite human i suppose we have to thank you for that mademoiselle ilsa i don t wish to be the one to say it but it s late +tomorrow at ten at the prefect s office we ll be there +we ll be there goodnight +i am delighted to see you both did you have a good night s rest i slept very well +i slept very well that s strange nobody is supposed to sleep well in casablanca +that s strange nobody is supposed to sleep well in casablanca may we proceed with the business +may we proceed with the business with pleasure won t you sit down +with pleasure won t you sit down thank you +and the honor of having served the third reich i was in a german concentration camp for a year that s honor enough for a lifetime +i am afraid not my regrets monsieur well perhaps i shall like it in casablanca +monsieur insofar as it is in my power thank you +thank you by the way monsieur last night you evinced an interest in signor ugarte +i believe you have a message for him nothing important but may i speak to him now +i m sure you ll excuse me if i am not gracious but you see major strasser i m a czechoslovakian you were a czechoslovakian now you are a subject of the german reich +i ve never accepted that privilege and i m now on french soil i should like to discuss some matters arising from your presence on french soil +i should like to discuss some matters arising from your presence on french soil this is hardly the time or the place +for the time being good day +unoccupied france welcomes you to casablanca thank you captain it s very good to be here +thank you captain it s very good to be here major strasser my aide lieutenant casselle +what else my dear major by the way the murder of the couriers what has been done +by the way the murder of the couriers what has been done realizing the importance of the case my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects +oh there is no hurry tonight he ll be at rick s everybody comes to rick s i have already heard about this cafe and also about mr rick himself +good evening gentlemen good evening captain +thank you it is a pleasure to have you here major champagne and a tin of caviar +champagne and a tin of caviar may i recommend veuve cliquot 26 a good french wine +may i recommend veuve cliquot 26 a good french wine thank you +rick this is major heinrich strasser of the third reich how do you do mr rick +you repeat third reich as though you expected there to be others well personally major i will take what comes +well personally major i will take what comes do you mind if i ask you a few questions unofficially of course +ho diplomatist how about new york +rick is completely neutral about everything and that takes in the field of women too you weren t always so carefully neutral we have a complete dossier on you +you see major you have nothing to worry about rick perhaps +mademoiselle mademoiselle +as to laszlo we want him watched twenty four hours a day it may interest you to know that at this very moment he is on his way here +but everybody s having such a good time yes much too good a time the place is to be closed +yes much too good a time the place is to be closed but i have no excuse to close it +but i have no excuse to close it find one +what is the meaning of that phone call victor laszlo is on that plane +why do you stand here why don t you stop him ask monsieur rick +hello louis how extravagant you are throwing away women like that someday they may be scarce +you know i think now i shall pay a call on yvonne maybe get her on the rebound eh when it comes to women you re a true democrat +the plane to lisbon you would like to be on it why what s in lisbon +why what s in lisbon the clipper to america +it was a combination of all three and what in heaven s name brought you to casablanca +and what in heaven s name brought you to casablanca my health i came to casablanca for the waters +my health i came to casablanca for the waters waters what waters we re in the desert +waters what waters we re in the desert i was misinformed +rick there s going to be some excitement here tonight we are going to make an arrest in your cafe what again +what again this is no ordinary arrest a murderer no less +if you are thinking of warning him don t put yourself out he cannot possibly escape i stick my neck out for nobody +i stick my neck out for nobody a wise foreign policy +how observant you are as a matter of fact i wanted to give you a word of advice yeah have a brandy +yeah what s his name victor laszlo +victor laszlo victor laszlo +rick that is the first time i have ever seen you so impressed well he s succeeded in impressing half the world +it ll be interesting to see how he manages manages what +manages what his escape +his escape oh but i just told you +this is the end of the chase twenty thousand francs says it isn t +is that a serious offer i just paid out twenty i d like to get it back +i just paid out twenty i d like to get it back make it ten i am only a poor corrupt official +done no matter how clever he is he still needs an exit visa or i should say two why two +why two he is traveling with a lady +he is traveling with a lady he ll take one +maybe he s not quite as romantic as you are it doesn t matter there is no exit visa for him +it doesn t matter there is no exit visa for him louis whatever gave you the impression that i might be interested in helping laszlo escape +louis whatever gave you the impression that i might be interested in helping laszlo escape because my dear ricky i suspect that under that cynical shell you re at heart a sentimentalist +and got well paid for it on both occasions the winning side would have paid you much better +the winning side would have paid you much better maybe well it seems you are determined to keep laszlo here +maybe well it seems you are determined to keep laszlo here i have my orders +i have my orders oh i see gestapo spank +yeah you were saying excuse me +oh how do you do and you already know herr heinze of the third reich +that makes rick a citizen of the world i was born in new york city if that ll help you any +well you were asking about rick and here he is mademoiselle may i present hello ilsa +oh no rick never thanks i will +louis are you pro vichy or free french serves me right for asking a direct question the subject is closed +serves me right for asking a direct question the subject is closed well it looks like you re a little late +as i suspected you re a rank sentimentalist yeah why +yeah why why do you interfere with my little romances +why do you interfere with my little romances put it down as a gesture to love +how can you close me up on what grounds i am shocked shocked to find that gambling is going on in here +and i m taking a friend with me one you ll appreciate what friend +it certainly would germany vichy would be very grateful then release him you be at my place a half hour before the plane leaves +i see how do i know you ll keep your end of the bargain i ll make the arrangements right now with laszlo in the visitor s pen +oh thanks go ahead ricky +you re late i was informed just as laszlo was about to leave the hotel so i knew i d be on time +i was informed just as laszlo was about to leave the hotel so i knew i d be on time i thought i asked you to tie up your watchdogs +i thought i asked you to tie up your watchdogs oh he won t be followed here +you know this place will never be the same without you ricky yes i know what you mean but i ve already spoken to ferrari you ll still win at roulette +yes i know what you mean but i ve already spoken to ferrari you ll still win at roulette is everything ready +i have the letters right here tell me when we searched the place where were they +tell me when we searched the place where were they sam s piano +sam s piano serves me right for not being musical +not so fast louis nobody s going to be arrested not for a while yet have you taken leave of your senses +have you taken leave of your senses i have sit down over there +i have sit down over there put that gun down +i suppose you know what you re doing but i wonder if you realize what this means i do we ve got plenty of time to discuss that later +i do we ve got plenty of time to discuss that later call off your watch dogs you said +if you don t mind you fill in the names that will make it even more official you think of everything don t you +you think of everything don t you and the names are mr and mrs victor laszlo +well i was right you are a sentimentalist stay where you are i don t know what you re talking about +well rick you re not only a sentimentalist but you ve become a patriot maybe but it seemed like a good time to start +maybe but it seemed like a good time to start i think perhaps you re right +and that ten thousand francs should pay our expenses our expenses +where were you last night that s so long ago i don t remember +that s so long ago i don t remember will i see you tonight +will i see you tonight i never make plans that far ahead +give me another sacha she s had enough +sacha she s had enough don t listen to him sacha fill it up +rick i m sick and tired of having you sacha call a cab +come on we re going to get your coat take your hands off me +make it official if you like what is your nationality +what is your nationality i m a drunkard +i understand you came here from paris at the time of the occupation there seems to be no secret about that +there seems to be no secret about that are you one of those people who cannot imagine the germans in their beloved paris +are you one of those people who cannot imagine the germans in their beloved paris it s not particularly my beloved paris +well there are certain sections of new york major that i wouldn t advise you to try to invade aha who do you think will win the war +aha who do you think will win the war i haven t the slightest idea +my interest in whether victor laszlo stays or goes is purely a sporting one in this case you have no sympathy for the fox huh +in this case you have no sympathy for the fox huh not particularly i understand the point of view of the hound too +you ll excuse me gentlemen your business is politics mine is running a saloon good evening mr blaine +i would advise you not to interfere i was willing to shoot captain renault and i m willing to shoot you +put that phone down get me the radio tower +get me the radio tower put it down +uh excuse me please hello rick hello ugarte +well what makes you think i haven t oh nothing but when you first came to casablanca i thought +oh nothing but when you first came to casablanca i thought you thought what +i forgot you never drink with i ll have another please you despise me don t you if i gave you any thought i probably would +who did you bribe for your visa renault or yourself myself i found myself much more reasonable +for how long perhaps an hour perhaps a little longer +perhaps an hour perhaps a little longer i 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your business but you don t look very happy +but you don t look very happy happy what are you thinkin how am i supposed to take care of a baby i can t have a baby +happy what are you thinkin how am i supposed to take care of a baby i can t have a baby rose please listen whatever you want to do i can help you +what i mean is if you don t want to keep the baby i know a place where you can go you think daddy s gonna let me go anywhere i ain t going nowhere +why don t you just go back to your pickin homer i can take care of it myself rose listen don t do anything you know i mean to yourself please listen +that s it that s it +that s it it means nothin at all and all this time i been wonderin about it +who cares now now he s a good boy +now now he s a good boy shit we don t know what he is +shit we don t know what he is jack you gotta watch your language round my daughter +i bet the view looks better from the worthin tons you think so jack well i wouldn t want to be in that wally s shoes 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till eight make it nine and you re on i m on at nine +i m on at nine well that s our life now isn t it +i don t like it why not +why not i don t like it at all you had a wonderful character before the gambler he was so romantic +is that your idea of a winner he doesn t give a shit about anyone he uses people and it s because of the sex isn t it you don t like the sex in it +it s the truth without hope there s no point to anything +the door jack leave it +leave it no answer it +it s beautiful thank you i hope it brings you luck +i hope it brings you luck it will +i ll leave the casino soon i promise you will +you will within a month believe me i m going to quit +you were talking in your sleep not talking writing +aren t you ever tempted to gamble never why do you ask +never why do you ask i can just imagine being around so much money all the time +i can just imagine being around so much money all the time gambling s not about money +how did you know i was here i thought you wouldn t want to spend christmas day alone in here +i don t want a criminal for a boyfriend there was a message wasn t there +there was a message wasn t there it s probably easier for you to eat the rice +it s probably easier for you to eat the rice marion what did you tell the police +marion what did you tell the police nothing about you +nothing about you then what +here use a spoon leave me alone marion +leave me alone marion you re already alone +why did you take the money i hate public transport +i want to buy a car how can anyone be that naive +so how are you doing dad great i ve just started a new company solid financing it s good i love you jacko you know that +great i ve just started a new company solid financing it s good i love you jacko you know thatyes i know that +yes i know that don t let yourself down +don t let yourself down i won t goodbye dad +i m sorry madam we don t accept gratuities in the uk it s different in south africa you know where i m from +i ve lived there well thank you anyway +oh hello you know what i d like to buy you a drink +you know what i d like to buy you a drink it s against the rules dealers are forbidden to talk to punters +it s against the rules dealers are forbidden to talk to punters that s stupid what are the odds of you being seen with me +that s stupid what are the odds of you being seen with me impossible to calculate +to coincidence there s a casino in this hotel +there s a casino in this hotel i m not much of a gambler really i just like this bar +i m not much of a gambler really i just like this bar so why did you come to my casino +so why did you come to my casino i was at a loose end a friend of a friend gave me a courtesy membership +i was at a loose end a friend of a friend gave me a courtesy membership first visit to london +i was born in the transkei on the wild coast near the casino +near the casino in the casino +now there s a coincidence my father used to gamble there your father +in the casino now there s a coincidence my father used to gamble there +your father i loved the atmosphere but it destroyed my poor mother +i loved the atmosphere but it destroyed my poor mother the debts +the debts and the lies gamblers are born liars +and the lies gamblers are born liars and superstitious too it s like witchcraft +and superstitious too it s like witchcraft that s africa there s an african in all of us isn t there +that s africa there s an african in all of us isn t there we all came from africa supposedly +we all came from africa supposedly do you believe in astrology +do you believe in astrology absolutely not but then i m a gemini and geminis don t believe in astrology +i m not married i wear it to keep the flies off i must go let me pay for this absolutely not +absolutely not toss you for it +toss you for it i don t gamble +how did you hurt your hand just an accident nothing +just an accident nothing turn left ahead +he doesn t gamble i ll watch +what happened remember the guy who cheated at the table +remember the guy who cheated at the table you don t like cheats do you +which side do you like you choose +that trick tonight i don t think i ve ever seen that before it can only work with amateurs a pro would have spotted it +it can only work with amateurs a pro would have spotted it i didn t +i didn t then you re not a pro +i m in trouble what kind of trouble +what kind of trouble i owe a lot of money +i owe a lot of money was that why you did the two grand i couldn t help you +was that why you did the two grand i couldn t help you i know that but you can now +i know that but you can now i don t have any money switches on the light jani is looking distressed +i don t have any money switches on the light jani is looking distressed some people i know they re planning to rob the golden lion +they mean it who s they +who s they my creditors one night around three in the morning they ll come into the casino +my creditors one night around three in the morning they ll come into the casino forget it jani it ll never work +forget it jani it ll never work the point is they want a man inside +the point is they want a man inside and i thought you were a bright woman +and i thought you were a bright woman just listen you don t have to do anything criminal +just listen you don t have to do anything criminal robbery s not criminal +you re serious you won t be committing a crime the man will cheat you ll just be doing your job that s all +and i thought you were only after my body i ve come to know you you re honest i trust you +i ve come to know you you re honest i trust you what ll you do when it all goes wrong +what ll you do when it all goes wrong it won t +it won t but if it does +but if it does you keep the ten thousand pounds +you keep the ten thousand pounds what ten thousand pounds +next time it ll be my neck what about my neck +i want to go back to cape town i want to start again clean i can t do it jani +i can t do it jani i m asking you as a friend you d be saving the life of a friend +i want you to forget what i said wait a minute +wait a minute no forget it the bet s off +how much do you owe let it go +let it go did they tell you to sleep with me +did they tell you to sleep with me i told you all bets are off +i m sorry what for +what for i have to take the car +it doesn t seem fair you re offering me ten grand in cash but you can t afford a decent place well life s not fair we know that +well life s not fair we know that it s all relative i need the money too +that bruise has cleared up nicely bruise oh yes it s better +and your hand too i took the bandage off yesterday +bruise oh yes it s better i ve still got mine +would you like a drink no thank you +i don t think we should meet again it s a shame there aren t more men in the world like you +hello jack it s jani +jani where are you sun city i ve been meaning to call you for months +sun city i ve been meaning to call you for months how are you +how are you great i m getting married at least i think i am +great i m getting married at least i think i am did you solve your problems +did you solve your problems yes i m all over that now jack hold on a minute there s someone here who wants to talk to you +of course i recognised him you did +you did i know a cheat when i see one the man was a cheat +i m lucy and what do you do lucy +and what do you do lucy i m a witch a white witch why don t we move on +i m a witch a white witch why don t we move on are you going to put a spell on me +are you going to put a spell on me i might +nice car how much did you pay for it too much eighteen hundred +where to turn left at the lights +where do you live jack over the river +over the river have you got transport +so how do you feel your first night i ll bet you re on a high nice car +nice car she s my baby +she s my baby how long have you worked at the casino +how long have you worked at the casino coming up to two years now but i was away for six months +coming up to two years now but i was away for six months you ve done pretty well +you ve done pretty well not bad i have other interests of course +i m off to a little watering hole why don t you join me relax no thanks matt i need my eight hours +look matt there s something i have to say to you i saw you cheating what the fuck are you talking about +what the fuck are you talking about that greek guy who won at the end you paid him out in 25s not 20s +that greek guy who won at the end you paid him out in 25s not 20s i don t cheat jack you ve got it wrong +i don t cheat jack you ve got it wrong i m not going to report it +what are you a cop if i see you do it again i ll report it +if i see you do it again i ll report it i don t get you even if it was true which it isn t what the fuck difference would it make to you +you re talking about complicity i don t know what that means i m talking about not rocking the boat +who are these guys mostly people in the casino business a few drug dealers +mostly people in the casino business a few drug dealers and the girls +and the girls just girls what are you drinking +just girls what are you drinking vodka straight on the rocks +vodka straight on the rocks good call help yourself +does bella come here that bitch no +hey jack join us no thanks +no thanks don t worry i won t report you +don t worry i won t report you i don t gamble +i can t give you a lift back tonight don t worry +rough day rough life jack +what happened to bella i ll tell you later +i m sorry sir that s a late bet what are you talking about it s 11 i ve won with this lady +what are you talking about it s 11 i ve won with this lady you ve won with the two chips you placed earlier but the third chip was a late bet +you ve won with the two chips you placed earlier but the third chip was a late bet i put them on together +i put them on together i m afraid that s not so sir +you don t recognise me you had me barred you fucking little worm wait a minute you got yourself barred +where did you go to school i was at beadles +wait a minute you got yourself barred it was you you shit +i was at beadles i don t think i know that one private i suppose +do you have a salon prive we tried but there wasn t enough business the punters like company +i have to assume the serial numbers on the bowl and cylinder correspond we check every four days +we check every four days why four and not three or five +why four and not three or five it s the procedure here now sort the chips +stacks of 20 rows of 5 any exceptions +any exceptions 25 pounds or 25 pence in fours +25 pounds or 25 pence in fours give me 365 +where s the magnet they ve been tested +haven t you forgotten something i don t think so +i don t think so wipe your hands +not with your own cloth besides your pockets will be stitched what happens if i want to sneeze +what happens if i want to sneeze you won t not without permission +what makes you so sure it s a rule always stand by your first count the odds are you re right +it s a rule always stand by your first count the odds are you re right good call +you want me to check i said good call +this is our crow s nest i m showing it to you now but you ll never see it again very impressive +very impressive we have tapes in here that go back six months let me show you something +does know or does report what would happen if i knew something like that and didn t report it we d know there are no secrets in this casino you d be punished +i just want the job jack you re not the usual type we get here +why don t you take a break jack all right mr reynolds +mr tchai always likes to play at that table and only with bella does he win +does he win he s a good customer +he s paying out in stacks of 25 i can see +thanks for the information a pleasure pity about bella +a pleasure pity about bella she was a real asset but what could i do +how do you feel jack bruised +i have a reduced drive reading of seven thousand right that checks out here +ninety seven million minus eight corrected to mass critical i read that with a quantum increase of seven +i m getting this flickering light on one of my panels what flickering light +what flickering light the one on unit oh i think it s gmr twelve zero zero +the one on unit oh i think it s gmr twelve zero zero oh what s wrong now +oh what s wrong now i m not sure i think something is fucked up somewhere in the ship though +i m not sure i think something is fucked up somewhere in the ship though i hope it s not the oven again +i can tell the damn thing just doesn t understand look bomb +what s he doin i think he s talking to it +the key key key what is the key +key key what is the key no no the key the key to the fail safe lock +where s the fail safe key the key +the key where is it what did you do with it +where is it what did you do with it i don t have it i don t know where it is +i don t have it i don t know where it is you must have it you idiot we can stop the bomb +the key goddamit the key christ twenty seconds christ +christ twenty seconds christ where is the key +where is the key we re gonna die boiler we re gonna die +it didn t go off oh god +oh god it didn t go off +it didn t go off boiler we re alive my heart +we ve got to disarm the bomb doolittle are you there +what was that i didn t hear it s talby he s drifting away from the ship without his jetpack +what the hell yoo hoo bomb +pinback i have a computer reading of nine five seven seven time to start talking +well now what what do you have for us now boiler not much nothing at all in this sector +not much nothing at all in this sector find me something i don t care where it is +find me something i don t care where it is well i show a 95 probability of sentient life in the horsehead nebula +well i show a 95 probability of sentient life in the horsehead nebula fuck that shit +fuck that shit well it is kind of a long shot +all right then so don t give me any of that sentient life crap find me something i can blow up +sounds good chart a course for the veil nebula pinback throw me the chart log +why doesn t talby ever eat down here with the rest of us he just likes it up in the dome that s all +quantum is up thirty five i read the same here +rechannel all safety relays open quantum latches +talby talby can you read me can you beat that i always knew talby was weird +can you beat that i always knew talby was weird talby can you read me +energy shielding positive function swell let s synchronize detonation time do you know when you re supposed to go off +swell let s synchronize detonation time do you know when you re supposed to go off detonation in six minutes twenty seconds +check at six minutes arm yourself bomb +one hundred twenty seconds to drop bomb have you checked your platinum euridium energy shielding energy shielding positive function +energy shielding positive function do you remember the detonation time +do you remember the detonation time detonation in twenty minutes +detonation in twenty minutes right that synchronizes here okay bomb arm yourself +but you can t explode in the bomb bay it s foolish you ll kill us all there s no reason for it i am programmed to detonate in nine minutes detonation will occur at the programmed time +therefore i shall ignore you hello bomb +hello bomb false data can act only as a distraction therefore i shall refuse to perceive you +false data can act only as a distraction therefore i shall refuse to perceive you hey bomb +hey bomb the only thing which exists is myself +snap out of it bomb in the beginning there was darkness and the darkness was without form and void +hey bomb and i saw that i was alone +hello bomb are you with me of course +of course are you willing to entertain a few concepts +are you willing to entertain a few concepts i am always receptive to suggestions +i am always receptive to suggestions fine think about this one then how do you know you exist +well of course i exist but how do you know you exist +but how do you know you exist it is intuitively obvious +it is intuitively obvious intuition is no proof what concrete evidence do you have of your own existence +intuition is no proof what concrete evidence do you have of your own existence hmm well i think therefore i am +hmm well i think therefore i am that s good very good now then how do you know that anything else exists +that s good very good now then how do you know that anything else exists my sensory apparatus reveals it to me +exactly why that would mean i really don t know what the outside universe is like at all for certain +why that would mean i really don t know what the outside universe is like at all for certain that s it +that s it intriguing i wish i had more time to discuss this matter +intriguing i wish i had more time to discuss this matter why don t you have more time +why don t you have more time because i must detonate in seventy five seconds +now bomb consider this next question very carefully what is your one purpose in life to explode of course +to explode of course and you can only do it once right +and you can only do it once right that is correct +that is correct and you wouldn t want to explode on the basis of false data would you +and you wouldn t want to explode on the basis of false data would you of course not +yes well so you have no absolute proof that sergeant pinback ordered you to detonate +so you have no absolute proof that sergeant pinback ordered you to detonate i recall distinctly the detonation order my memory is good on matters like these +so if you detonate in nine seconds +nine seconds you may be doing so on the basis of false data +you may be doing so on the basis of false data i have no proof that it was false data +i have no proof that it was false data you have no proof that it was correct data +ah what d you say pinback mafhkin oble groop +mafhkin oble groop ah what was that again i still can t hear you +i need a ghf reading on the gravity correction i ll check it +pinback yes doolittle +yes doolittle your ghf reading is minus fifteen +your ghf reading is minus fifteen doolittle +i need a computer reading on a fail safe mark in a second +in a second boiler can you set me up with some temp figures +new star hey guess what i got a new star on the readout which one +which one another unknown not on the charts a red dwarf +another unknown not on the charts a red dwarf any planets +any planets yeah eight it says here +yeah eight it says here any of em any good +any of em any good naah all stable +the new star what are you gonna name it who cares don t bother me +commander powell would have named it commander powell is dead +hey doolittle think we ll ever find real intelligent life out there out where +out where veil nebula +veil nebula who cares +mark at 5 4 3 2 1 drop ah negative drop +open circuit breakers remove thrust drive repellant +remove thrust drive repellant automatic channels open +automatic channels open remark +remark 5 4 3 2 1 drop drop drop +hello pinback are you there yeah doolittle what s up +i need a diameter approximation okay doolittle i ll have it in a minute +you know talby you really ought to eat with the rest of us you spend too much time up here i like it up here +i like it up here must get lonely being up here so much +you know what i think about talby i m getting something here on this readout +i m getting something here on this readout it s funny but i kind of sit around you know a lot of time to myself +it s funny but i kind of sit around you know a lot of time to myself i think i m getting a malfunction here somewhere +i can t seem to locate the malfunction exactly waves would be peaking really high and glassy hit that water ridin the wall just perfect +waves would be peaking really high and glassy hit that water ridin the wall just perfect somewhere in the autonomic relay circuits +somewhere in the autonomic relay circuits i guess i miss the waves and my board most of all +don t worry about it we ll find out when it goes bad i really think i should try and locate it immediately might be something important +i really think i should try and locate it immediately might be something important i wish i had my board with me now even if i could only polish it once in awhile +lieutenant doolittle this is talby lieutenant yes talby what is it +ah lieutenant doolittle sir sh talby don t bother me now +sh talby don t bother me now ah well i think i ve found the malfunction sir i m in the emergency air lock +ah well i think i ve found the malfunction sir i m in the emergency air lock not now +not now well i m in the emergency air lock and +doolittle help me calm down talby i m coming +oh yeah doolittle i think it s the phoenix asteroids +doolittle i think it s the phoenix asteroids phoenix +no kidding i m going into them i m going to hit them doolittle +doolittle you must tell me one thing what s that sir +what s that sir tell me doolittle how are the dodgers doing +tell me doolittle how are the dodgers doing well sir the dodgers broke up disbanded over thirteen years ago +well sir the dodgers broke up disbanded over thirteen years ago ah pity pity +ah pity pity you don t understand sir we can t get the bomb to drop +yes sir negative effect what was that doolittle +what was that doolittle negative effect +negative effect it didn t work +it didn t work that s correct sir +that s correct sir sorry doolittle i ve forgotten so much since i ve been in here so much +sorry doolittle i ve forgotten so much since i ve been in here so much what should we do sir the time is running out +what should we do sir the time is running out well what you might try is +commander powell commander hello doolittle hello +doolittle hello sorry sir you faded out there for a minute +commander are you still there oh yes doolittle i m thinking +oh yes doolittle i m thinking we re running out of time sir +we re running out of time sir oh yes well doolittle if you can t get it to drop you ll have to talk to it +talk to the bomb i 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school new friends +i know honey but just think how exiting it will be new house new school new friends but why can t we stay here +but why can t we stay here because we can t there s nothing here for us anymore +because we can t there s nothing here for us anymore are we in some kind of trouble +what makes you cry if i m sad or tired or sometimes when i m angry or when somebody s being mean to me +if i m sad or tired or sometimes when i m angry or when somebody s being mean to me pretty much the same reasons i was crying but things will be better when we move to a new place +pretty much the same reasons i was crying but things will be better when we move to a new place then i m gonna do what you do to make me feel better when i m sad +sophy are you okay mommy where are you +mommy where are you don t worry i m coming to get you +soon baby mommy i m scared +mommy i m scared there s nothing to be afraid of everything s going to be alright +you re a thief girl s gotta make a living +girl s gotta make a living thank god +thank god first time i ever heard that +first time i ever heard that i was expecting someone else +i was expecting someone else guess it wasn t the pizza delivery guy +guess it wasn t the pizza delivery guy you re lucky i almost pulled the trigger +i m sorry if i caught you at a bad time we re just a little tense right now it s okay +you have good taste french 1920 s attributed to chitarus whoever that is +whoever that is so what you liked it because it was shiny +so what you liked it because it was shiny no because it s the egyptian goddess bast +no because it s the egyptian goddess bast who is +so this guy walks into a bar and says we didn t get a chance to finish our conversation the other night +original cindy say hi to my good friend logan cale +sorry about your window can we go somewhere and talk +lemme get my coat the one you re wearing +how d you find me wasn t that hard +wasn t that hard am i s posed to be flattered by all the attention +so now you tracked me down what d ya think too early to tell +too early to tell how does mrs eyes only like being married to a guy on everybody s hit list +how does mrs eyes only like being married to a guy on everybody s hit list lauren s not my wife +lauren s not my wife girlfriend +girlfriend one of my sources her husband was murdered by edgar sonrisa +fortunately my needs are met in that department so what you just like the sound of your own voice +people had a choice even if they took it for granted and now they don t so what are you gonna do about it +so what are you gonna do about it something +you accept the way things are you re an active participant in making it worse is the social studies class over for today +ever notice how cats always seem to turn up around dinner time i won t be staying +i won t be staying i m not a half bad cook +it was open you got a lotta nerve +you got a lotta nerve me you re the one who tried to rip off this piece +you make it sound i pawed through your priceless collection of underwear how do i know you didn t +how do i know you didn t so saw my hands off i left you a present +so saw my hands off i left you a present am i s posed to be grateful +am i s posed to be grateful that would be appropriate yes +that would be appropriate yes how m i s posed to ever sleep there again knowing some pervo s probably touched everything i own +how m i s posed to ever sleep there again knowing some pervo s probably touched everything i own you re that nervous you re welcome to stay here +whoa there tex we ve been through all this it s alright peter we re fine +it s alright peter we re fine we are not fine +look if i made you nervous or uncomfortable or creeped you out yes on all counts +yes on all counts i m sorry it wasn t my intention but i had to see you +i haven t been able to get you off my mind you need to get out more +you need to get out more c mere i want to show you something +suppose i could help you locate the other ones the other ones 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dudes later +well i still got my idea if anybody will let me speak go ahead jam +jeremiah what are you doing uhh nothing +ahh sunshine you re going to be late if you don t hurry up and change soon +you re going to be late if you don t hurry up and change soon change what s wrong with what i got on +but mom besides those jeans are so tight i can see your penis +grounded for the rest of the year you re a smart boy jeremiah and so handsome +mom what re we just keep your lying heathenous trap shut jeremiah +jeremiah what s gotten into you i just lost my virginity in a confessional booth lord have mercy +forgive me father for i have sinned this is my first confession in well a really long time prepare to receive the act of penance how many sins have you committed since your last confession +prepare to receive the act of penance how many sins have you committed since your last confession just one father but boy was it a doozy +well continue continue okay when she peeled off that gown you ll 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famous i called you like a jillion times last night we went to a hotel +we went to a hotel my dad said he found you on the golf course are you sleepwalking again +my dad said he found you on the golf course are you sleepwalking again i don t wanna talk about it +how old is grandma death a hundred and one i think every day she does the same thing but there s never any mail +what d you do donnie what d you do go home go home and tell your parents that everything is going to be just fine +don t look so freaked i m not but you should check your backpack cause those guys like to steal shit +i m not but you should check your backpack cause those guys like to steal shit fuck them +oh i have those too what kind of problems does your dad have he stabbed my mom four times in the chest +donnie darko is a cool name sounds like a superhero what makes you think i m not +it s a good thing the school was flooded today why is that +why is that we never would have had this conversation +you re weird i m sorry +i m sorry that was a compliment +that was a compliment will you go with me +will you go with me where are we going +where are we going no i mean will you go with me that s like what they call it here going together +where are you going i m going home +so when you sleepwalk can you remember afterward like do you dream no i just wake up and i look around try to figure out where i am how i got there +no i just wake up and i look around try to figure out where i am how i got there my dad said never wake a sleepwalker because they could drop dead +what happened to your neck i don t want to talk about it so what happened to your neck +that s alright i understand no donnie wait i ve never +you know we ve been going together for a week and a half and what +no donnie wait i ve never i always wanted it to be at a time when when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be +i always wanted it to be at a time when when it reminds you how beautiful the world can be yeah and right now there s some fat guy over there watching us +they suspended me for two days are you okay +are you okay i ve been seeing stuff a lot of really messed up stuff do you know who grandma death is +i know she s here she never leaves the house maybe she s asleep +so we call them imgs infant memory generators +what how long was i asleep the whole movie let s go +you want to skip fourth period and go to the ridge what s wrong with you +what s wrong with you what do you mean +will you please talk to me not now donnie it isn t a good time +not now donnie it isn t a good time then when i have to talk to you +hey you ok my mom is gone +my mom is gone where is she +where is she i don t know she didn t leave a note the house is all messed up +i don t know she didn t leave a note the house is all messed up but you re ok +did you call the cops yeah they told me to get out of the house +come with me where are we going +time is running out we have to go see grandma death we have to talk to her why is this about the book +why is this about the book no frank +no frank who s frank +i m sorry ms farmer i just don t get this just place an x in the appropriate place on the lifeline +just place an x in the appropriate place on the lifeline i just don t get this everything can t be lumped into two categories that s too simple +i just don t get this everything can t be lumped into two categories that s too simple the lifeline is divided that way +people aren t that simple if you don t complete the assignment you ll get a zero for the day +will you still be working at yarn barn cause that s a great place to raise children no a year of partying is enough she ll be going to harvard this fall +you re such a fuck ass when did you stop taking your medication +oh please tell me elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck we will not have this kind of language at the dinner table +i wish i knew where you went at night did you toilet paper the johnson s house i stopped rolling houses in the sixth grade mom get out of my room +grandma death that is a terrible nickname +i have to take the girls to los angeles tomorrow do you get to meet ed +how does it feel to have a wacko for a son it feels wonderful +do they know yet know what +know what where it came from +so we re not supposed to tell anybody what nobody knows you tell dr thurman whatever you want +oh shit grandma death +grandma death you know roberta sparrow we almost hit her with the car the other day +you re my only son i know dad +who is frank a six foot tall bunny rabbit +why should we care because the rabbits are us donnie +because the rabbits are us donnie why should i mourn for a rabbit like it was a human +why should i mourn for a rabbit like it was a human is the death of one species less tragic than another +ms pomeroy what s going on donnie it s friday shouldn t you be off with your friends scaring old people +donnie it s friday shouldn t you be off with your friends scaring old people where are you going +cellar door sometimes it s the only thing that keeps us going +so will donnie find his cellar door i think i already have but now she won t even talk to me +i think i already have but now she won t even talk to me then go find her donnie don t let her get away she was right about the rabbits go +so i met a new friend would you like to talk about this friend +would you like to talk about this friend his name is frank +don t you watch the news i don t own a television +i don t own a television a jet engine fell on my house landed on my bed while i was talking to frank on the golf course +frank instructed you to get out of bed just before this happened he said to follow him +he said to follow him follow him where +follow him where into the future then he said that the world was coming to an end +do you believe that the world is coming to an end no that s stupid +so tell me about your day donald i met a girl +i met a girl what is her name +what is her name gretchen we re going together now +gretchen we re going together now do you think a lot about girls +how are things going at school i think about girls a lot +i think about girls a lot i asked you about school +i asked you about school i think about fucking a lot during school +i think about fucking a lot during school what else do you think about during school +what else do you think about during school i think about who s the boss +i think about who s the boss who is the boss +who is the boss i just turn the volume down and think about fucking alyssa milano +i just turn the volume down and think about fucking alyssa milano what about your family donnie +what about your family donnie no i don t think about fucking my family that s sick +no i don t think about fucking my family that s sick donnie i want to hear about your friend frank +how many times have you seen frank four times so far +four times so far can anyone else see him +can anyone else see him i don t think so it s like a tv station and they re tuned into mine and no one else s +i don t think so it s like a tv station and they re tuned into mine and no one else s who is they is frank part of some larger group +who is they is frank part of some larger group i don t know gretchen has a theory that frank is a sign i told her i thought it was ridiculous +i don t know gretchen has a theory that frank is a sign i told her i thought it was ridiculous a sign from whom +how does that make you feel it reminded me of my dog callie +it reminded me of my dog callie is callie still around +nothing have you told gretchen about the spears +have you told gretchen about the spears yeah but if i told her about the other stuff about frank +yeah but if i told her about the other stuff about frank are you embarrassed by these things that you see +the good stuff yeah you know fucking +yeah you know fucking have you ever made love donald +so your parents why did you disappoint them i i was playing with fire +i i was playing with fire is it frank who wants you to destroy the world to set the world on fire +people get hurt but it was an accident the house was under construction +but it was an accident the house was under construction people get hurt i don t want to hurt anyone +people get hurt i don t want to hurt anyone but you were punished +but you were punished yes i went to jail +yes i went to jail do you wish that you were punished by your parents instead +do you wish that you were punished by your parents instead they didn t buy me what i wanted for christmas that year +they didn t buy me what i wanted for christmas that year what did you want for christmas that year +what did you want for christmas that year hungry hungry hippos +hungry hungry hippos how did you feel being denied those hungry hungry hippos +what else makes you feel regret that i did it again +that i did it again you ve done it again +if god exists i think now that he might +because i m so horny god exists because you re horny +god exists because you re horny i think so i think that s one of the clues it s a clue that tells us to keep going +i think so i think that s one of the clues it s a clue that tells us to keep going where are we going +where are we going donald i have the power to build a time machine +i have the power to build a time machine how is that possible +how is that possible grandma death will teach me how soon +grandma death will teach me how soon then how is time travel possible +when will this happen soon time is almost up +what is going to happen frank is going to kill +frank is going to kill who is he going to kill +i can see him right now where is he donald +your medication they re placebos just pills made out of water thank you +goodbye dr thurman goodbye donald +it s called the philosophy of time travel what does time travel have to do with philosophy +what does time travel have to do with philosophy guess who wrote it +what s her name you re not gonna tell mom are you +you re not gonna tell mom are you why would i tell mom +why would 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see the world +i see the world is it night or day erik +is it night or day erik it is day of course freya +it is day of course freya is it summer or winter erik +have you ever seen the sun erik the sun is up beyond the clouds where it always is +the sun is up beyond the clouds where it always is but have you ever seen it think back +is there nothing men can do the gods are asleep erik +the gods are asleep erik i will go and wake them up +and will the dead ever return freya that i cannot tell you +well for a start er there s no killing well obviously there s no killing +well obviously there s no killing well isn t it great +would you like us to sing to you that s very kind of you but we re in rather a hurry we re +what s the matter don t you want to hear our singing oh well yes of course it s just we re looking for the horn resounding and +oh well yes of course it s just we re looking for the horn resounding and you don t think our singing s going to be good enough for you +you don t 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black +is there something the matter with it oh no no of course not it s just i hadn t expected it to be quite so big +oh no no of course not it s just i hadn t expected it to be quite so big well it s not called the horn resounding for nothing you do know how to play the horn don t you +well it s not called the horn resounding for nothing you do know how to play the horn don t you yes oh yes +yes oh yes then i expect you ll be leaving first thing in the morning +but it is look the important thing is not to panic +have you done this sort of thing before me of course i ve been looting and pillaging up and down the coast +me of course i ve been looting and pillaging up and down the coast looting and pillaging eh +what about the raping shut up +shut up it s obvious you haven t raped anyone in your life +of course i like women i love em you don t love me +what rape no it isn t rape then is it +no it isn t rape then is it oh get it over with +oh get it over with i don t suppose no +i don t suppose you you do like me at all what d you expect you come in here burn my village kill my family and try to rape me +i ll kill you if you say anything about this to anyone about raping me +about raping me about not raping you +about not raping you you don t like it do you +you don t like it do you well it just seems a little bit crude that s all +well it just seems a little bit crude that s all what about the killing and looting that s just as crude isn t it +what about the killing and looting that s just as crude isn t it oh well you ve got to do them +oh well you ve got to do them why why have you got to go round killing and looting +why why have you got to go round killing and looting to pay for the next expedition of course +oh stop talking as if we were married well you started it +well you started it i just said i didn t feel like raping you +aaagh rape oh thanks +thanks for saving me from a fate worse than death i didn t mean to +i didn t mean to oh that s all right then it s 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fear into the heart so you cannot fight +what magic have you brought erik you ll see +what did he say look out +you must help us we don t have to help anybody +we don t have to help anybody fenrir the wolf covers the sun men fight and kill each other the whole time +fenrir the wolf covers the sun men fight and kill each other the whole time why should we care +why should we care because you re you re the gods +but you re the gods look erik +you mean we d be dead no we d be the first living men to set foot in the halls of the gods +thank you very much indeed now stop it +now stop it it s so nice to feel wanted +it s so nice to feel wanted leif you sit there even you sit there harald you d better sit over there +leif you sit there even you sit there harald you d better sit over there trust me to get the missionary +you can t have sven s father sitting next to sven they ll argue the whole time that s true you d better sit there you there and ornulf there +that s true you d better sit 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+there was thorbjorn vifilsson s wife you converted her thorbjorn vifilsson s wife became a buddhist not a christian +thorbjorn vifilsson s wife became a buddhist not a christian same thing isn t it +same thing isn t it no it is not +you know my son our lord said your lord +your lord quite my lord said the prayer of faith shall have the sick +quite my lord said the prayer of faith shall have the sick i hope the dragon of the north sea gets you and your lord +are you all right no i m not +no i m not you don t need to feel bad about being sea sick you know +you don t need to feel bad about being sea sick you know how can you help feeling bad when you re sea sick +how can you help feeling bad when you re sea sick i mean many of the greatest sailors were +he used to puke in his sleep bastard +is it sort of like a sinking feeling in your stomach that s it +and a sort of slightly sick feeling that s it and you keep wanting to go to the lavatory +that s it and you keep wanting to go to the 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from the sky the age of ragnarok ends +the age of ragnarok ends the bottom falls out of the sword business +the bottom falls out of the sword business it s not just your livelihood that s at stake but your son s and the livelihood of all blacksmiths +it s not just your livelihood that s at stake but your son s and the livelihood of all blacksmiths my brother blacksmiths +my brother blacksmiths that s right +that s right the blacksmith s code says i must +the blacksmith s code says i must honour and protect all blacksmiths +honour and protect all blacksmiths together we stand +together we stand you can t let erik do that +wasn t it keitel well i i thought +are you going to let erik wake the gods how can we stops him now +sh hurry you do it +you do it you ll be able to throw it further than i could +shut up she knows it was our fault +she knows it was our fault keep your mouth shut keitel +keep your mouth shut keitel no it s you loki i should never have listened to you +you ve lost your mind we came to stop you waking the gods erik but i didn t want anyone to get hurt +we came to stop you waking the gods erik but i didn t want anyone to get hurt you fool +i should have got rid of you long ago like you got rid of snorri +it s a tradition i know dad +i know dad i was a berserk for king harald fairhair +i was a berserk for king harald fairhair you went berserk +you went berserk i went berserk in every battle i ever fought for king harald +i went berserk in every battle i ever fought for king harald so did your father +so did your father so did my father and his father before him +so did my father and his father before him but it s a responsibility +but it s a responsibility but it s a responsibility being a berserk +but it s a responsibility being a berserk i must only let the red rage +i must only let the red rage you must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of battle +you must only let the red rage take hold of you in the thick of battle i know i ve heard it all 1 thousand times +we re being attacked kill kill kill not now sven +not now sven i must kill kill +i must kill kill it s no good going berserk against a dragon +kill kill stop it +hold it hold it in death to dragons +there that s a true berserk i m just building up to it dad +well go on go berserk give us a chance dad +there is nothing we can do helpless +he drove me mad easy dad +easy dad and his you ll never be a berserk if you lose your temper +he s not in valhalla he died of old age you liar +well i m certainly not either neither am i +shut up erik s right we ll all meet in valhalla +thorfinn you can t die i m not frightened of anything +i m not frightened of anything you ll see my grandfather in valhalla +you ll see my grandfather in valhalla no he s not not there +no he s not not there tell him i m coming +and you ve got both axes yes mother +yes mother and something to sharpen them with +and something to sharpen them with yes mum +yes mum and don t forget never let your enemy get behind you +and don t forget never let your enemy get behind you no mother +no mother and keep your sword greased +and keep your sword greased yes mother goodbye dad +and if you have to kill somebody kill them don t stop to think about it i never do +i don t know honey it s horrible she s punishing me for being honest i should just go to her house +maybe you need to look at this as a sign to move on just make a clean break i don t know i m so i can t believe she d be so goddamn immature +you weren t supposed to see that they can t erase memories it s a joke it s a nasty clementine hoax +they can t erase memories it s a joke it s a nasty clementine hoax sweetie we called the company +thanks guys i hope you feel better sweetie +i m sorry naomi couldn t make it you okay you seem quiet just a little overworked maybe +i did you said things were fine i remember +yeah you told me that later i told you that later +shit the last time i saw you anyhoo sweetie i done a bad thing i kinda sorta wrecked your car +and i just liked you so much you did you liked me +no it was lovely hi joel so no jokes about my name +may i help you yeah hi i have a one o clock with dr mierzwiak clementine kruczynski +yeah hi i have a one o clock with dr mierzwiak clementine kruczynski yes please have a seat he ll be right with you +how are you today okay i guess +okay i guess here we are +i just thought i d say hi i was in the neighborhood you were not +you were not i was not +come over after i m done here i can t i want to but i have to study +i can t i want to but i have to study you rat +you rat i really want to but tonight s important test tomorrow +it s so cool you re by far the most sensational person in the room in the room +in the room in the world +oh tangerine nothing makes any sense nothing makes any sense +come up to boston with me sure we ll go next weekend and +sure we ll go next weekend and now now i have to go now i have to see the frozen charles now tonight +now now i have to go now i have to see the frozen charles now tonight um okay i ll call my study partner +um okay i ll call my study partner yay it ll be great i ll get my shit +i m so excited yay i m excited too oh and i wanted to give you this it s a little thing +what s wrong with me nothing is wrong with you you re the most wonderful person i ve ever met +how are you today okay i guess +okay i guess well why don t you tell me what s going on do you mind if i turn this on +well i ve been having a bad time of it with um my boyfriend i guess you guess he s your boyfriend or you guess you re having a bad time with him +you guess he s your boyfriend or you guess you re having a bad time with him what no i don t like the term boyfriend it s so gay +why what why are you sorry i just said hi +why are you sorry i just said hi no i didn t know if you were talking to me so +no i mean i don t know i can t really think of much to say probably oh so +i mean it s okay if you want to sit down here i didn t mean to no i don t want to bug you if you re trying to +no i don t want to bug you if you re trying to it s okay really +rockville center get out me too what are the odds +really because jesus is it five years i gotta quit right now +jesus is it five years i gotta quit right now because i go there all the time i don t think i ever saw you before +i don t have one i ll go on the dole like my daddy before me +ah the hair blue right it s called blue ruin the color snappy name huh i like it +i like it blue ruin is cheap gin in case you were wondering +blue ruin is cheap gin in case you were wondering yeah tom waits says it in +yeah tom waits says it in exactly tom waits which song +exactly tom waits which song i can t remember +i don t really know how purple haze pink eraser +purple haze pink eraser you think that could possibly be a full time job how many hair colors could there be +i m sure you would my writing career your hair written by clementine kruczynski the tom waits album is rain dogs +my writing career your hair written by clementine kruczynski the tom waits album is rain dogs you sure that doesn t sound +oh i doubt that s the case well you don t know me so you don t know do you +well you don t know me so you don t know do you sorry i was just trying to be nice +sorry i was just trying to be nice yeah i got it +my name s clementine by the way i m joel +i m joel no jokes about my name oh you wouldn t do that you re trying to be nice +no jokes about my name oh you wouldn t do that you re trying to be nice i don t know any jokes about your name +i don t know any jokes about your name huckleberry hound +huckleberry hound i don t know what that means +i don t know what that means huckleberry hound what are you nuts +huckleberry hound what are you nuts i m not nuts +i m not nuts oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my darlin clementine no +oh my darlin oh my darlin oh my darlin clementine no sorry it s a pretty name though it means merciful right +sorry it s a pretty name 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s definitely your mama +it s definitely your mama damone you gotta listen to me +all right where did you see her she s in my biology class +she s in my biology class did you get her number +did you get her name no it s too soon +no it s too soon it s never too soon girls decide how far to let you go in the first five minutes +you tell me mike what do i do okay okay here s what you do +i hear they all dress like that at lincoln now there used to be three or four of those guys now we see em every time we come to the mall +knock it off damone i need real help what do you mean men have died trying to obtain this information i will give it to you for free +okay tell me what s the five point plan all right pay attention +damone it s mark mark what happened to your date +damone are you there i m really pretty busy +hey mark is that you damone you come here +well i ve gotta be running okay see ya +no i don t think so not right now chicken +if you ask me she s pretty aggressive you understand 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+okay thanks a lot linda and don t let them talk you into a diaphragm either +how ve you been outrageous merv nice to be here i feel great +outrageous merv nice to be here i feel great i was going to say your eyes look a little red +i was going to say your eyes look a little red i ve been swimming merv +how often do you go i don t go at all +i hear you brought a film clip with you do you want to set it up for us well it pretty much speaks for itself peter you want to run with it +merv this is the action down at sunset cliffs at about six in the morning fascinating +who s that that s me merv +are you going to ride that wave totally +hey slow down this is my brother s car i thought he was out of town +seen the new playboy naw any good +naw any good suzanne somers tits +suzanne somers tits all right +all right i like sex +what the fuck is this guy doing this ain t no cop +it s a bunch of jocks in a granada they re fuckin with us +my brother s car all right die granada jocks +we just 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+it was okay you ll always remember your first time +you ll always remember your first time it was nice +it was nice so tell me do you like ron is it serious +come on linda it s just sex hey that s my line +so tell me do you like ron is it serious come on linda it s just sex +don t you dare you ll never hear from him again does doug care that you re seventeen +does doug care that you re seventeen doug sees beyond that stuff to what the person inside is like that s why i m marrying him +doug sees beyond that stuff to what the person inside is like that s why i m marrying him if he ever calls again i ll say i m eighteen +if he ever calls again i ll say i m eighteen boy i am so glad to be through with all these games +i guess ron hasn t called yet not since november +i think christmas brings out the worst in people i guess ron hasn t called yet +i should quit this job i m going to get so fat working here nobody will ever take me out stacy how many times do i have to tell you you are really going to be beautiful someday +stacy how many times do i have to tell you you are really going to be beautiful someday thanks a lot +what do you think of that guy who works at the theatre you know mark ratner oh come on what is he fifteen +oh come on what is he fifteen sixteen +listen to this what are your mate s three most erogenous zones okay penis that s one balls +okay penis that s one balls wouldn t penis and balls be the same category +climax together does that ever happen +wouldn t penis and balls be the same category you re right probably penis mouth and neck +does that ever happen no but it s a nice idea +no but it s a nice idea listen to this it says most women derive pleasure from sex but they don t have real orgasms +how long does doug take i don t know thirty to forty minutes +i don t know thirty to forty minutes what s doug do in chicago +what s doug do in chicago he works for the airline he ll be out here you ll meet him +what do you think i think they re both virgins +god he hardly even talks anymore i know he hates to have to wear uniforms +stacy i ve got water in my ears do you have any q tips god i don t think so better look in the house +god stacy it s not that sad it s just david soul and ricardo montalban i don t know i m just so depressed everything is just so depressing +you have been acting very strange the last few weeks i don t know i just don t feel right +what do you think it is what do you think it is +what do you think it is it couldn t be +it couldn t be it could be i had a pregnancy test at the clinic i ll find out monday i guess it was damone +it could be i had a pregnancy test at the clinic i ll find out monday i guess it was damone of course it was damone if it was ron johnson you d be out to here +of course it was damone if it was ron johnson you d be out to here i m not going to tell him he s an asshole i hate him +i really thought he would show up i waited and waited and waited that little prick +that little prick then i called his house and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father +then i called his house and his mother told me he was in the garage helping his father that little prick +that little prick i paid for it and everything +don t do anything linda i d rather just forget about it i don t even like the guy stacy he s not a guy he s a little prick +another summer of working at swenson s come on there s lots of men around here keep your eyes open +come on there s lots of men around here keep your eyes open you know linda i ve finally figured it out it s not sex i want anyone can have sex +you know linda i ve finally figured it out it s not sex i want anyone can have sex what do you want +what do you want i want romance +i want romance romance in ridgemont we don t even get cable tv +where s doug he s not coming +he s not coming not coming what happened +not coming what happened he says he s got to stay in chicago he says i should visit him sometimes +he says he s got to 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desmond what s the reason for your truancy +thank you desmond what s the reason for your truancy i couldn t make it in time +i couldn t make it in time you mean you couldn t or you wouldn t +you mean you couldn t or you wouldn t i don t know mon the food lines took forever +am i hallucinating here just what in the hell do you think you re doing learning about cuba having some food +mr mr hand that s right jeff mind if i come in +you better save some for me you swine and you my friend i ll see you for a two hour detention every afternoon this week +were you going somewhere tonight jeff yeah the graduation dance mr hand it s the last school event of the year +yeah the graduation dance mr hand it s the last school event of the year i m afraid we ve got some things to discuss here jeff +i m afraid we ve got some things to discuss here jeff did i do something wrong mr hand +do you want to sit there jeff i don t know i guess so +hey it s in my locker mr hand well then i m glad i remembered 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you have no fucking right you bastards get the hell out of here +you have no right you have no fucking right you bastards get the hell out of here get your clothes on lady +get your clothes on lady get out +get out you re under arrest +you learn your lines sort of +sort of there ve been some calls +without me showdown +you weren t going to tell me were you just pack up and leave is that it dick we need some time apart +showdown you weren t going to tell me were you just pack up and leave is that it +dick i can t even breathe here dwayne i m dwayne now and you damn well better get used to it +no it s all about that night isn t it what night +oh god let s get her out of here tonight right now let s take her with us the hearing s tomorrow if she gets out legally they can t come after her +the hearing s tomorrow if she gets out legally they can t come after her look at her she ll never pass that sanity test tomorrow +we re all square now harry right all square doc +all square doc good cause i don t want to see you again +i know you believe that don t you +no cut this runaround doctor i know better listen to yourself frances the resistance the anger in your voice +listen to yourself frances the resistance the anger in your voice you i m sorry forgive me doctor tell me honestly what do i have to do to get out of here +i see we ll talk more about this i ll see you later +we ll talk more about this i ll see you later one question if i m not myself now just who do you think i am +harry oh harry i knew you d come i love you harry i love take me home harry we ll get you home frances +we ll get you home frances thank you harry +new york frances broadway this is your chance you belong on the stage thank you +were you a drug addict no never +bye baby see you next weekend dad +i m i m really proud of you frances thanks dad +thanks dad an essay contest a national contest that s pretty impressive +an essay contest a national contest that s pretty impressive i didn t have much to do with it +i didn t have much to do with it you wrote it didn t you +you wrote it didn t you yeah i suppose dad who s harry york +yeah i suppose dad who s harry york well harry york is a guy who well he does a lot of things why do you ask +well harry york is a guy who well he does a lot of things why do you ask he talked to me today told me to keep my mouth shut or i d get everybody in trouble +is kaminski a communist no no no all he wants to do is see the common man get a little representation +no no no all he wants to do is see the common man get a little representation he s a socialist then +dad please don t leave early just because of mama francie you ll learn that sometimes it s best to stay low and just walk away +what do i do dad you really want to go +you really want to go of course +of course and you think it s worth all this +and you think it s worth all this if i didn t i wouldn t put you through it +if i didn t i wouldn t put you through it then go +i love you mama i love you dad be careful francie +so what do you think i don t know honey your mother has such big plans for you +i don t know honey your mother has such big plans for you i know that dad but +dad whatever i decide will it be okay with you always always +i m sorry i i don t have a desk in my room and i don t care dad i love you +i don t care dad i love you i love you too francie +are you are you hungry i pity us dad i pity us both +it always amazes me lil how you can whip up a hot hearty meal out of thin air i can thank you for that it was a hard earned talent +thank you when s the last time you saw a hundred dollars ernest farmer +you ve sacrificed if you d practice law for decent folk instead of communists and indigents they need help lil they pay me back in other ways +they need help lil they pay me back in other ways how what do they do for you kaminski and his friends they re all anarchists traitors +how what do they do for you kaminski and his friends they re all anarchists traitors no lil it s just you can t understand their brand of patriotism +see you next weekend as usual everything as usual mr farmer just give me my due +lillian i m more than willing to meet you halfway don t make me sick i d sooner drown myself in puget sound +don t make me sick i d sooner drown myself in puget sound that s a thought lil that sure is a thought +oh kurt oh angela my own angela +oh angela go with these trappers they ll lead you safely down the mountain but kurt i +fifteen address +i m really sad it s closing now what am i gonna do on tuesday nights you can always come see it in london +you can always come see it in london only if you were in it are you +only if you were in it are you i wouldn t miss it +i wouldn t miss it boy i d love to but i m going to hollywood +boy i d love to but i m going to hollywood are you an actor +are you an actor hell yes well okay i m still in school but as soon as i graduate california here i come +hell yes well okay i m still in school but as soon as i graduate california here i come are you really serious about acting +are you really serious about acting why yes +why yes then don t go to hollywood +you sound as if you hate it no i don t hate it +aren t you ever going back not if i can help it +not if i can help it gosh you ll break a lot of hearts +gosh you ll break a lot of hearts they ll mend +they ll mend what about your husband +will you be getting back together when you quit hollywood i mean what is this +is it true you re getting a divorce comrade why you you little bastard +just one minute you re wasting your time lady nothing s off the record with me +momma told ya not to speak to strangers huh hey don t touch me +don t touch me i m not gonna hurt you i just wanna talk +okay then well you re causin trouble you know that +not me but other people seem to yeah well if you didn t put it in the papers nobody d even know about it +yeah well if you didn t put it in the papers nobody d even know about it now wait a minute sweetie do i look like a newshound to you +now wait a minute sweetie do i look like a newshound to you no actually you look more like a cop +i ll take your word for it so who are you then harry york i work for martoni kaminski he s running for congress here +harry york i work for martoni kaminski he s running for congress here oh yeah i saw you in the newsreel +oh yeah i saw you in the newsreel yeah well +yeah well you know my dad s done some work for kaminski +you know my dad s done some work for kaminski now you re catchin on don t wanna get your daddy in hot water do you +now you re catchin on don t wanna get your daddy in hot water do you whattaya mean +sure don t talk like you re sixteen well aren t you the smoothie now you re going to ask for my number i suppose +well aren t you the smoothie now you re going to ask for my number i suppose i suppose not gotta ask you this though for all our sakes you better keep your trap shut +i suppose not gotta ask you this though for all our sakes you better keep your trap shut well i ll give it a try mr york +hi harry did you see the play you think i d miss it +you think i d miss it well what d you think +well what d you think i just wanted to see how you looked +i just wanted to see how you looked how d i look +don t be a rat harry you looked okay joint s pretty dead how bout i take you home +i don t know i did feel different alive yeah it s a gift you gotta do something with it +quietly you re not the quiet type frances +what happened to him he retired to florida made a killing in vending machines +i kick myself sometimes but the thing is i would have been miserable living his life so you think i should go +so you think i should go sure try this acting thing you can make good money at it +sure try this acting thing you can make good money at it i don t know harry i i want so many +i don t know harry i i want so many you don t know what you want +how ya doin farmer me look at you what re you doing in hollywood +me look at you what re you doing in hollywood came to get a tan +not bad but come on harry what s the real reason kaminski +kaminski yeah i read about that terrible business suicide +yeah i read about that terrible business suicide since when do you believe the papers they killed him kid +they killed him they threw him out that window oh no +oh no eight stories +not bad it was slow at first but i m doing bits now i always told ya frances you got real ability +i always told ya frances you got real ability i know what ability you re interested in +harry i met someone yeah what is he muscleman lifeguard +shit i meant the other way around well the studio told me not to +well the studio told me not to is that why you did it +is that why you did it who ever thought they d be right for once jesus harry it s a zoo back there +who ever thought they d be right for once jesus harry it s a zoo back there you re telling me +you re telling me dick and my mother she acts like she s on mars or something +if they say they love it they ll probably love it not everybody lies you know no they don t do they +tell you what let s ditch the limo let me drive you up to that red carpet in my beat up chevy the hell you will harry york +the hell you will harry york come on cinderella your pumpkin awaits +don t start farmer it s midnight harry my glittering raiments are dissolving +it s midnight harry my glittering raiments are dissolving the chauffeur he s watching +the chauffeur he s watching he deserves a show he missed the movie +he deserves a show he missed the movie i m serious frances this is important +harry harry where are you jesus frances how d you find me +calm down frances don t tell me what to do just give me his head on a platter +frances harry i hate being in love i don t ever want to be in love again i just hate it +how the hell do you find me anyway animal magnetism no ginger beer what s this red stuff +animal magnetism no ginger beer what s this red stuff what s left of my blood +what s left of my blood think i ll have a glass +think i ll have a glass help yourself everyone else has +nice joint can you afford it nope the studio pays thank you harry +nope the studio pays thank you harry what for +what for for not chopping off his head and serving it to me on a platter +for not chopping off his head and serving it to me on a platter well i would have you know i just didn t know how to cook it +i took the early rounds i ll bet +i ll bet i don t know it hurts harry some things no matter what you do with them they just hurt +i don t know it hurts harry some things no matter what you do with them they just hurt so you drink and you fight with a cop +hey look i got some business down in san diego whattaya say you come with me stay a few days no harry i can t +no harry i can t you re coming +take a walk pal who said i was a lady +oh my god i look awful you ve looked a whole lot better c mon +evening gorgeous that sure looks like fun you know how long it s been since i was behind the wheel +that sure looks like fun you know how long it s been since i was behind the wheel forget it frances you re not driving +forget it frances you re not driving have i told you how mean you re turning york +where are we mean man couple hours from idaho we ll cut across to montana i ve got friends there with a ranch +couple hours from idaho we ll cut across to montana i ve got friends there with a ranch i should ve known +this is another one of your schemes to get me off alone that s right +that s right take advantage of me +i don t think i d be much good in a war whattaya think you re in now +whattaya think you re in now i don t know not a war exactly it s more a a misapprehension maybe +no she just didn t want me going to jail that s all yeah she s a shark frances i m not taking you there and that s that +you know something harry i guess +i guess aside from meanness you re almost perfect there s only one other thing wrong with you +aside from meanness you re almost perfect there s only one other thing wrong with you what s that +what s that you can t drink +ohhh that s lousy scotch hey another shot for the lady and a double for me +hey another shot for the lady and a double for me what a man +what a man hey you re a good quarter horse kid but you can t go a route of ground +hey you re a good quarter horse kid but you can t go a route of ground to quarter horses +to quarter horses no to thoroughbreds +there s just one more thing what s that +what s that will you marry me +you give up on her yeah it s just something i gotta do i guess +yeah it s just something i gotta do i guess frances you re crazy +frances you re crazy i know don t tell anyone +anyway if you need me i got your number mister man +frances it s me harry touch me again and i ll kill you you pig +i love you harry i love you i love you too frances +where to oh harry +this is it kid this is our chance when you got a chance you better take it yeah i don t know +i don t know yes you do if you love me you can wait right a month six months whatever it takes +yes you do if you love me you can wait right a month six months whatever it takes right except time has a way of +c mere i want to talk to you oh why harry york how nice to see you +how how ya doin farmer fine thank you did you watch the show +fine thank you did you watch the show sure i did that s why i m here +sure i did that s why i m here how did i look +how did i look oh you ennh +oh you ennh well you re looking well +i got a new car only it s red did you know mama died yeah yeah i heard about that +yeah yeah i heard about that dad too i sold the house i m a faceless sinner harry +dad too i sold the house i m a faceless sinner harry why do you say that +it s going to be slow from now on do you know what i mean harry i m not sure +i m not sure very slow but we re not going to stop are we +goodbye harry it was very good to see you again yes would you like me to walk a little way with you +yes would you like me to 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+william we ve been studying hard i really know my stuff don t be silly you have whole worlds to fathom +what is this an oldsmobile silhouette +an oldsmobile silhouette i reserved a cadillac +i reserved a cadillac yeah well this one s the cadillac of minivans +yeah well this one s the cadillac of minivans you re kidding me right +shit now someone s gotta climb down there and get him you didn t have to shoot him bo we coulda just beat him up some +you didn t have to shoot him bo we coulda just beat him up some you see that the way the man just went right over +cat that s the lamest idea i ve ever heard yeah well i m bored bear i wanna make movies +and i mean high up in it that s why harry s gonna make mr lovejoy with me not chili palmer mr lovejoy that s cute bo +mr lovejoy that s cute bo doesn t matter what it s called harry s got martin weir and it s gonna be big +doesn t matter what it s called harry s got martin weir and it s gonna be big they all sound big at the talking stage +he knew it was a set up he was ready for it so where s the money +so where s the money i guess still in the locker +i guess still in the locker you guess you mean you don t know +you guess you mean you don t know i mean i don t care +his foot jeez poor ronnie yeah i m really gonna miss him +whoa this is the man used to jump offa high buildings into air bags there s no cushion under what you re doing i m out of it cat i m done +you get the money no what s this +no what s this plan b here ya go honey +trade for what the money fuck i gotta think +you get life for kidnapping calm down bear +calm down bear calm down we re going away for life and you tell me to calm down +and that s for the airport hey he should have a weapon a knife or something +hey he should have a weapon a knife or something we ll get it later +what did you see it work in some movie you got beat up in i have to ask you for that key +i have to ask you for that key what the setup didn t work so you want the key back +what the setup didn t work so you want the key back catlett says if you don t open the locker the deal s off +catlett says if you don t open the locker the deal s off you serious this is how you guys do business i can t believe you aren t dead +not too bad how bout when you went down the stairs +i think i pulled my quadriceps so how many movies you been in +so how many movies you been in about sixty +about sixty no shit what re some of em +where is my nephew your who +your who yayo where is he +well i don t know i gave the man his money sent him on his way you gave him the money +you gave him the money i gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it +i gave him a key to a locker that had the money in it now why would you do that put the money in a locker +now why would you do that put the money in a locker because there were a zillion dea guys hanging around the terminal +because there were a zillion dea guys hanging around the terminal a zillion huh that s a lot +maybe your nephew panicked took off where s your partner the jumpy one why isn t he here +where s your partner the jumpy one why isn t he here he s around someplace +what s this movie you re doing first harry let me answer that +but first i want to know who i m talking to am i talking to you or am i talking to him you can talk to me +you can talk to me that s what i thought so let me put it this way +it s what he said i m his associate you must bring something heavy to the deal +you must bring something heavy to the deal that s right me +says here you re getting martin weir for the part of lovejoy yeah we re getting martin +yeah we re getting martin no shit come on how you gonna do that +harvey keitel yeah maybe he was pretty good in the movie fingers i missed that one or hey you know who else morgan freeman you know morgan +i missed that one or hey you know who else morgan freeman you know morgan yeah morgan freeman but he s a colored guy +there s ilona what about her +what about her get something going there +get something going there with ilona you know how old ilona is +with ilona you know how old ilona is she s young +that s all there is to it huh that s all +i really think i can be of service on this one yeah well we need a ride somewhere we ll let you know +i need the money what money +what money the three hundred grand you got from a little dry cleaner named leo +what you gonna shoot me now bo in just a second two +in just a second two i don t believe this +karen you okay she can t talk right now +that s a nice scream lady you oughta be in movies alright bo you can have the money but it s not here i have to go get it +alright bo you can have the money but it s not here i have to go get it okay fine the meantime i ll just hang on to her for safe keeping +you know laurel canyon i ll find it +i ll find it i m at 8150 wonderland avenue it s right off laurel +i m at 8150 wonderland avenue it s right off laurel gimme an hour +where s karen in the can that the money +she s great gimme the money first you and me gotta get a couple things straight +man i can t wait for you to be dead bear you re not really gonna – +i can t do it you positive about that +you positive about that it s a different kind of deal +bo i m great listen i m expecting some people – you must be makin some big deals doin lunch in a place like this +you must be makin some big deals doin lunch in a place like this i m working on a few things +i m working on a few things yeah i hear you bagged martin weir for mr lovejoy +yeah i hear you bagged martin weir for mr lovejoy boy this town word gets around doesn t it +last night when he called me over to your office to talk about it chili palmer showed you my script +chili palmer showed you my script yeah i was wondering why he should do that +how bout another one for mr zimm a double you re gonna just give me five hundred grand +you re gonna just give me five hundred grand we ll talk about that harry but first i gotta know how d you hook up with chili palmer +i don t know it s not the kind of thing you do +i can hear you but where the fuck are you man what i been wondering is where s he been +what i been wondering is where s he been yeah where ve you been we haven t heard from you lately +ray barboni who is this +who is this are you the guy they called ray bones +are you the guy they called ray bones depends who s this +yeah well trust me i m very for real okay so who are you +okay so who are you i work for harry zimm alright +harry zimm the man happens to be a major hollywood player never heard of him +so what this zimm guy asking for some kinda finders fee that what we re talking about here hey zimm doesn t ask for dick zimm tells you the way it is or else +hey zimm doesn t ask for dick zimm tells you the way it is or else or else what +or else what or else use your fucking imagination +where s leo devoe where s chili palmer where s my fuckin money ray look at me +look at me ray you say look at you +you say look at you that s correct look at me +how d you get in here i told them i was you i acted stupid and they believed me +i told them i was you i acted stupid and they believed me so what brings you to l a bones +so what brings you to l a bones don t insult me get up and turn around +why would i do that cause the guy s a customer now stupid his ass belongs to me +i checked the bag at the airport when i came yeah which terminal +yeah which terminal sovereign +who the fuck are you ray barboni from miami +ray barboni from miami what like that s supposed to mean something to me +the man you re steppin on belongs to me and my partner he owes me money +he owes me money get in line bro +get in line bro i don t like waiting +i don t like waiting tough shit bro this ain t miami you want something talk to me +tough shit bro this ain t miami you want something talk to me hey fuckball i don t need your permission l a s an open city +you live in miami that s right +that s right what re you doing in los angeles +what re you doing in los angeles i m in the movie business +i m in the movie business you re an investor is that it +you re an investor is that it i m a producer +i m a producer you have a card in here +you have a card in here not yet i just started +your wife a lakers fan i am i m a fan of everything that s l a i love it out here +something shouldn t be there why don t you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a look maybe you ll find it +why don t you get the attendant to open all the lockers and take a look maybe you ll find it that s the idea i ll think about it +that s the idea i ll think about it that s what i d do make sure i got the right guy next time +that s what i d do make sure i got the right guy next time get him out ve here +hey chil since you re goin out to l a anyway what ve you got +what ve you got guy owes us a hundred and fifty grand sixty days over a movie producer +guy owes us a hundred and fifty grand sixty days over a movie producer movie producer yeah why not +jesus if i have a heart attack i hope you know what to do where you been harry +have we met i don t recall we just did i told you my name s chili palmer +did you stop to think what if i had a heart attack you look okay to me harry come over here and sit down tell me what you been up to +i m looking at you i want you to keep looking right here okay +i want you to keep looking right here okay that s what i m doing +that s what i m doing you know dick allen mesa s casino +you know dick allen mesa s casino dick allen s a very dear friend of mine how far you want to go with this +operator how do i get las vegas information harry lemme give you some advice +a marker s like a check harry i know what a marker is +you re not looking at me harry why do i have to keep looking at you +why do i have to keep looking at you i want you to +i want you to you gonna get rough now threaten me i make good by tomorrow or get my legs broken +karen say hello to chili palmer chili this is karen flores karen it s a pleasure how you doing +you just did i mean the way you told it to me start at the beginning we see how the story line develops +without him the guy s so out of it he doesn t even know it s gone that s right as a matter of fact +keep going well since leo s name was on the passenger list +that s it that s your movie i said i had an idea that s all +part of it yeah wait a minute you re not the guy are you the dry cleaner +wait a minute you re not the guy are you the dry cleaner you mean leo +you mean leo you wouldn t be talking to me if you were +you wouldn t be talking to me if you were i m not the guy harry +i m not the guy harry but you work for the casino +but you work for the casino i m out here looking for leo i just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend dick allen +i m out here looking for leo i just looked you up as a favor to your dear friend dick allen so you don t work for the casino +is that right that s what you do for a living what i did till recently after i get done here i ll think about what i m gonna do next +you pack a gun not really +what does that mean maybe a few times i have +not really what does that mean +maybe a few times i have ever shot anybody +because i need half a million to buy a script for a movie +for a movie a blockbuster but quality no mutants or maniacs this one s gonna be my driving miss daisy +a blockbuster but quality no mutants or maniacs this one s gonna be my driving miss daisy what s it called +what s it called mr lovejoy +mr lovejoy mr lovejoy that s the title +mr lovejoy that s the title it s not bad when you know what it s about +two time academy award nominee martin weir martin weir he played the mob guy that turned snitch in the cyclone +martin weir he played the mob guy that turned snitch in the cyclone one of his best parts +one of his best parts no his best part was the cripple gay guy that climbed mt whitney +no his best part was the cripple gay guy that climbed mt whitney ride the clouds good picture +he drown heart attack apparently they brought a couple hookers along +that or i m thinking what if some tragic accident were to befall the widow saffrin –i m not gonna pop her harry +i m not gonna pop her harry just a thought +you don t even know these guys harry i probably know em better than you do +harry i probably know em better than you do what do you get out of this +what do you get out of this let s see how we get along +i don t know maybe i wasn t clear but i thought i told you to keep your mouth shut i had to tell em something +how s anyone gonna see anything from way up there hey harry +i had to tell em something never say anything unless you have to +hey harry yeah chili hi you re fifty feet in the air +here s your keys harry get the fuck outta my chair +is he giving you a check or cash cash it happens to be waiting right at this moment in a locker at the airport +okay harry i m wrong you re not the one he s setting up i mean at least bo s invested in three of my movies +yeah he wants us to talk to buddy set up a meeting a meeting with who you and karen +forget about leo s money harry you have it +ray barboni guy from miami owns leo now that momo died who the fuck is momo jesus these fucking names +maybe i oughta talk to this ray bones character myself see if he wants to invest in my movie don t waste your time harry the guy s not much of a movie fan now c mon gimme the key +you got a miss leo devoe guy s six weeks over he died +he died how d you know he died he tell you +yeah he told me personally +personally yeah ray he personally told me he got killed in that get away airlines jet went down last month +yeah ray he personally told me he got killed in that get away airlines jet went down last month what get away jet +what get away jet it was in the herald +it was in the herald yeah well maybe the guy took out flight insurance check with the wife +e g means for example ray i think what you wanna say is i e bullshit e g is short for ergo +bullshit e g is short for ergo ask your man here +you owe me the dry cleaner s fifteen grand plus the juice which is what another uhh twenty seven hundred +yeah that was a good party you know marty you were good in the cyclone +so you don t know what i m thinking no i don t though i have to say i m curious +no i don t though i have to say i m curious so you want to know +so you want to know if you d like to tell me yeah +if you d like to tell me yeah i m thinking of a movie +i m thinking of a movie one of mine +one of mine one we re producing +one we re producing with what wiseguy money +what happened the pressure got to you pressure i m the one applied the pressure +guy owes me fifteen large and takes off i go after him the fuck you think i do martin look at me +martin look at me i m looking at you +like this what you re telling me you re tired you wanna go to bed +what you re telling me you re tired you wanna go to bed wait how about this +wait how about this now you re squinting like you need glasses +how about this that s not bad +that s not bad that s what i think of you asshole nothing +that s what i think of you asshole nothing i believe it +i believe it i turn it on when i confront the guy +i turn it on when i confront the guy yeah but you haven t found him yet the guy took off for las vegas +yeah but you haven t found him yet the guy took off for las vegas how do i know that +the wife sues the airline this is a gutsy babe good looking too like karen +at that point basically that has to be it you re not going to tell me the rest +very nice yeah i like it i m high up i can see everything you know it s the cadillac of minivans +yeah i like it i m high up i can see everything you know it s the cadillac of minivans what s that +what s that compass +compass wow mind if i take it for a spin +whatta you think chill that s not bad i think you got it down +i didn t know where else to keep it where would you you re here a while what s wrong with a bank +you re here a while what s wrong with a bank they report it to the irs +they report it to the irs you don t open an account leo you put it in a safe deposit box dip in whenever you want +you ve been losing i m up twelve grand today +i m up twelve grand today from when you left vegas with four fifty +from when you left vegas with four fifty who told you that +who told you that now you re down to three ten in the case you must ve cooled off quite a bit since you got here +now you re down to three ten in the case you must ve cooled off quite a bit since you got here how d you know i was here +how d you know i was here here s another tip +i wouldn t let her if she tried why i m here leo basically is to save your ass how by taking my money +how by taking my money you can keep what you won today that s yours +you can keep what you won today that s yours it s all mine +it s all mine sit down leo +you take all my money but you re borrowing part of it at eighteen percent okay and don t ask me no more fuckin questions i m leaving +but you won t know where i am i don t even know where i ll be i ll find you leo +mr barboni is a good customer works for jimmy capp i know who he works for where s your phone +the door from the patio in back you broke in +you broke in no it was open it wasn t locked +no it was open it wasn t locked what if it was +the interest is four hundred and fifty dollars a week on fifteen thousand that s right three percent +that s right three percent but a week that s a hundred and fifty percent a year +hey karen how ya doin what re you doing here +what re you doing here i wanted to come by apologize for coming into your house like i did last night +i wanted to come by apologize for coming into your house like i did last night lemme get this straight you broke in again to apologize for breaking in before +yeah well make sure you lock it on the way out rough day on the set +ripped nylons work makes the shot more real that s what we finally decided +that s what we finally decided like in bride of the mutant when you played the whole end with that torn top +yeah that was a good scene i mean for a horror movie for any movie +how come you stopped making movies with harry i married martin that was a full time job +i married martin that was a full time job you read harry s new one he says it s the best thing he s ever read +you read harry s new one he says it s the best thing he s ever read he must mean after slime creature 3 +he must mean after slime creature 3 that why harry came over last night see if you could help him get martin in his movie +tell you what i ll stop by harry s office and pick up a copy for you don t go out of your way +well i gotta have a talk with leo my runaway dry cleaner right see how your story ends +you been here the whole time i just caught the end +i already read it harry left a copy at the house what do you think +i think it s not horrible i don t like the title or the main guy s name +i got you a copy of the script i already read it harry left a copy at the house +i don t like the title or the main guy s name then you ve read it +then you ve read it not yet +not yet you and harry ll make a great team i m gonna make a deal with him +you and harry ll make a great team i m gonna make a deal with him there a part in it for you +there a part in it for you i don t want to act in it i want to produce it with harry especially if i help him get martin +i don t want to act in it i want to produce it with harry especially if i help him get martin sounds fair +sounds fair what do you get out of it +that why you came over here to ask me that i want to know +i want to know why does anyone want to be in movies +why does anyone want to be in movies yesterday you were a loan shark +this thing s actually accurate i bought it for ten bucks from a kid in a lawn chair on sunset you were supposed to wait for me with harry at the restaurant +well actually martin the movie we came to talk about is mr lovejoy yeah we understand you read the script and like it a lot +a locker at the airport jesus christ harry tell me you re not really that stupid the guy s setting you up you pulled out of their freaks deal so he s paying you back +that was martin he wants to have lunch tomorrow that is if you can make it depends who pays +how d you meet martin anyway not unlike the way nicki met him except it was a wrap party why +not unlike the way nicki met him except it was a wrap party why i don t know i m just havin some trouble seeing you two together +i don t know i m just havin some trouble seeing you two together you don t like martin much do you +so what about your story you thought of a title yet how bout get shorty except that isn t a movie that s real life +how bout get shorty except that isn t a movie that s real life how bout chili s hollywood adventure +i think you could be an actor i know you re acting sometimes but you don t show it you thought i was faking +you thought i was faking no i don t mean that i just meant in general +you don t mean a movie star more like a character actor whichever let s talk about it tomorrow +harry my god what happened +what kinda food they serve at this ivy place anyway continental but it doesn t matter martin won t order from the menu +harry what re you doing you re supposed to be in the hospital yeah harry you look like you belong in one of your horror movies +you sure he s doing the same thing you did to him playing letterman on tv +he s doing the same thing you did to him playing letterman on tv it s not dave it s a movie +it s not dave it s a movie are you going down +are you going down i don t know +i don t know you re as bad as harry +you re as bad as harry i ll go i ll go +you okay guy s got a fucking pink toilet for christ s sake +karen what the fuck are you doing oh shit i m sorry i thought that was i m so sorry +were you scared up there you bet +you bet you don t act like it +you don t act like it i was scared then not now how long you want me to be scared +i ll be right back go get your stuff +what took you so long couldn t find my toothbrush +they re closing the granview you know theater down on biscayne yeah the guy owes momo a few g s +yeah the guy owes momo a few g s what i m thinkin is maybe momo could buy it +you sure it was ray bones took the coat that s what the guy said +that s what the guy said tomorrow i see on the tv weather it s gonna be nice and warm you won t need the coat +that s the dumbest thing i ever heard where do you sleep in an armchair or i go to a coffee shop sleep there sit in a booth pull my hat down +i told you not to –don t say a fuckin word +i hate to say i told you but i did i told you don t start nothing with him that time you said don t say nothing and i didn t +you said don t say nothing and i didn t no you just broke his fuckin nose instead +how d he know i was in vegas you tell him he already knew it +he already knew it yeah well i m in l a now +yeah well i m in l a now whatta you doing out there +whatta you doing out there i m going into the movie business +i m going into the movie business what re you talking about you wanna be a movie star +what re you talking about you wanna be a movie star i m thinking about producing +i m thinking about producing how you gonna do that you don t know shit about making movies +how you gonna do that you don t know shit about making movies i don t think the producer has to do much outside of maybe knowing a writer +i don t think the producer has to do much outside of maybe knowing a writer hey chil i think you re fulla shit +yeah but whose point of view whatta you mean whose point of view the audience s point of view +whatta you mean whose point of view the audience s point of view get down here i wanna talk to you come on right now she s gonna talk to martin +yeah what three words harry pick n save +hello doris harry zimm you look like a wet kiss +well aren t you gonna offer me whatever it is you taste like come on in +i m not sure how i feel about this doris you seem to feel fine about it +you seem to feel fine about it i mean morally murray was my friend +i mean morally murray was my friend murray s dead +what s wrong be quiet and listen +be quiet and listen i don t hear anything +i don t have a dog you don t what happened to muff +you don t what happened to muff harry are you going down or you want me to +anyone skim the pool it needs it harry – +harry –i m going +with your experience you could always become an agent right harry yeah that s what we need more agents +yeah that s what we need more agents well i got an audition tomorrow +well i got an audition tomorrow no problem you go on off to bed +harry what re you still doing with those guys he happens to be loaning me five hundred grand no strings i write any kind of agreement i want +what i m saying harry is i want you and your new buddy to get out of my house oh yeah sure +harry –man s in town two days thinks he s david o fucking selznick +karen wow look at you hello martin +lufkin his agent yeah karen knows him +yeah karen knows him but you are interested +i have to consider i mean as the mob guy this is another man s wife i m sleeping with and after all you have such morals +affirmative arctic warrior what type of vessel a passenger liner over +a passenger liner over say again over +a passenger liner north island over what is the vessel name registry and present position over +affirmative arctic warrior please advise your salvage authority pending registry check over roger north island arctic warrior over and out +roger north island please advise pending further information over affirmative arctic warrior this is united states coast guard north island station over and out +hear that dodge epps don t think it s a problem i ll sleep good tonight knowing that +looks like epps gonna get some tonight with that coxswain dickhead +hypothetically speaking what if we get this boat to sitka and find out somebody wants it back they shoulda thought of that when they let her float away +they shoulda thought of that when they let her float away i don t care what ain t nobody just gonna let us walk away with a ship that size +you think the extra strain caused it nah everything was cool it s just one of those things +how about now sixty pounds +sixty pounds what you sure +what you sure that s what it says +that s what it says lemme see +take it easy dodge it s only a piece of metal damn mind of it s own +damn mind of it s own morning skipper +what s so great about sweden it s a beautiful country very clean very civilized and cold +i ain t no mechanic just so you know you find anything that even looks like a compressor i don t care what grab it +yeah but not as cold as those swedish girls you only gonna dream about we ll see who s dreamin m man +what day is it i don t know tuesday +i don t know tuesday wrong it s friday +when they find out what it s carrying they may not be so interested in what s legal maybe you shoulda thought a that before you scuttled our boat +the turbine blew lemme see was that before or after the oil fire +you d think on a ship this size there d be something left to eat after fifty years there ain t nothin left but shoe leather +where from amidships starboard at the beam just under the waterline i don t think it s a problem +one more why not +maureen maureen +supposing one of those cables breaks under tow then we ll all be doomed any other questions +nobody just scuttles a passenger liner either ever heard of insurance big boy +last thing we want is extra partners or uninvited guests +this s gonna hurt a little thanks for the warning ow damn +what other choices have we got i tell you one thing we re not gonna be towing no ship now +guess i ll just keep working what re you crazy +what re you crazy i like my job +light in those passages ain t so good i m telling you i saw somebody i don t know who it was but i saw somebody +maybe that is his boat gimme a break +fifty million dollars fifty million we gonna let this guy just take it from us one guy so we kill him +so we kill him i m saying we gotta do whatever we gotta do to preserve our interest +one guy isn t gonna be so stupid maybe he isn t alone +pretty handy with that scatter gun epps you raised on a farm seen a lota movies +other than the obvious there s nothing wrong with him that i can see not on the outside then what the hell happened to him +try wednesday right wednesday +did you hell no you think i m crazy +what say epps you up for some roasted albatross why not +you aren t jealous are you dodge are you kidding me jealous epps gimme a break +if you get it back in one piece it s a risk i m willing to take +mother fucker what is it +what is it threw a turbine blade +the number one turbine s pretty well trashed number two runs but it s way underpowered how long to fix +how long to fix hard to say i gotta get in there and have a look at least a couple days depending +what s this turbine rotor s shot +i thought you said it was just a blade metal s crystallized gotta replace the whole deal +turbine rotor s shot i thought you said it was just a blade +metal s crystallized gotta replace the whole deal how much longer s that gonna take +how much longer s that gonna take like i always say +like i always say i know i know two ways to do anything +i know i know two ways to do anything the right way and the wrong way +the right way and the wrong way but how long +but how long hard to say +hard to say we gotta get outa here dodge a storm blows up and we re history +we gotta get outa here dodge a storm blows up and we re history i m telling you you don t want to be running that fan like it is +i m telling you you don t want to be running that fan like it is what about running number two by itself +what about running number two by itself it s a full 2500 horses down we couldn t drag that boat down hill on ice with it +it s a full 2500 horses down we couldn t drag that boat down hill on ice with it how long then +how long then i gotta pull the blades and re seat everything in a new rotor +i gotta pull the blades and re seat everything in a new rotor how long +how long three four days +three four days goddamit dodge +went aboard she take a radio +it s a hell of a lot of money what you think there s something funny about it +didn t happen yesterday i ll tell you that torn parts rusted bad as the rest of the boat then it happened before they scuttled her +or somebody stopped them either way they must ve had a pretty good reason +so what re we gonna do that s the big question right a salvage claim to a vessel s cargo s as valid as a claim to the vessel itself it s ours +a salvage claim to a vessel s cargo s as valid as a claim to the vessel itself it s ours then we re rich we re damn filthy stinking rich +then we re rich we re damn filthy stinking rich it looks like it +you gotta be kidding what the hell we need that tub for we got fifty million bucks so we get a little more for the boat besides the gold ll be safer where it is +yeah yeah i m on it the sooner we get under way the sooner we are to spending what s ours +i m buyin me a nice outrigger spend my time hauling rich seattle business men through the puget how about you epps +dreamin s all any of you re gonna be doing if we don t get this boat running yeah yeah +sounds like the hull warm water current maybe making the metal expand +if somebody s aboard her already she ain t ours she s theirs bullshit that boat hasn t made steam for fifty years we found her she s ours +bullshit that boat hasn t made steam for fifty years we found her she s ours not in the eyes of the law +and what do you propose that we knock this guy off why not why the fuck not +what if that fucker finds it before we re ready to go we ll stand a watch four on eight off low man first +bodies re too fresh fresh ain t the first word that comes to mind +damn barbaric is what it is could be meant as a warning +that d be my guess so whoever did this might still be around +can t you use something else i might be able to find something on the ship but it s gonna take time +i might be able to find something on the ship but it s gonna take time do what you need to do just do it fast +what is it i think you better see this for yourself +you better get down here quick skipper i m on c deck cabin 400 what is it +on a passenger ship in 1953 if they knew what they were carrying +what do you propose for starters getting that gold off the ship what they don t know about isn t gonna bother them +i don t know what you re talking about i think you know +just what the hell do you think you re doing i don t know what you re talking about +i think you know maybe you can tell me then +the radio the radio oh yeah the radio +take it easy willya what about the radio you smashed it +don t lie to me what the fuck +what the fuck you didn t want us calling anybody too liable to ruin your big payday +you didn t want us calling anybody too liable to ruin your big payday i didn t touch the fucking radio +conveniently enough for you look i didn t touch it alright +i didn t touch the fucking radio ever occur to you there s somebody else on that boat skipper conveniently enough for you +what the hell happened turbine chamber on number two must ve blown took out part of the hull +that oughta buy a man pretty much anything he wants if money can buy what he wants +if money can buy what he wants i don t figure there s much i want money can t buy +i don t figure there s much i want money can t buy then you re a lucky man +what s slow maybe twenty gallons an hour +morning everybody show your tatoos to that coxswain last night did you epps +show your tatoos to that coxswain last night did you epps showed him a hell of a lot more than that +showed him a hell of a lot more than that i bet you did +could be a fishing boat too big more like a freighter +looks like one hell of a stick up his ass he d let you off at the nearest port that s for sure +you mean before she sank cargo like this could make a crew think twice +then why didn t they take it probably didn t have time +two hundred twenty two kilograms of solid gold that s what i call a payday +that s what i call a payday hell yeah +that s a good thing hell yeah i like it cold colder the better +sudden flashes of light i feel fine +stay away or else because of the gold +i don t even want to know what that s gonna taste like now better than starving to death +you okay yeah fine i just thought i heard something is all +the law s on our side if they want to challenge it let them try they must ve scuttled it nobody just lets a ship float away +so what did happen nobody knows there ve been a lot of theories of course but we ll never really know for sure +she was sailing up north right her destination was halifax yeah +nobody knows there ve been a lot of theories of course but we ll never really know for sure you think she s sailing without a crew +you re more practical than superstitious only way to be +maybe they didn t want it back maybe the whole fat deal was insured maybe but there s always somebody whose interest s at stake +why not call for help for now the best thing we can do is to keep quiet about this +take it easy you ll live longer did you see him +the guy he just came this way what guy +what guy there s somebody else on this boat +there s somebody else on this boat what what the hell re you talking about +what what the hell re you talking about i saw him just a minute ago some guy +i saw him just a minute ago some guy are you sure +are you sure of course i m sure i saw him +of course i m sure i saw him you sure it wasn t me +you sure it wasn t me it wasn t you it was somebody else there s somebody else aboard +so we find this guy and make a deal with him we don t exactly have the best bargaining position +no cowboy shit up there understand no cowboy shit right +you just shoot at something yeah just a bird just a stupid bird +he needs a doctor i ll call us in dodge see how many signal flares you can scrounge up keep an eye on him +how s he doing same any luck +same any luck no i ll try again later +you re saying they mutinied for the gold if they were close enough to shore they probably figured they could get away in the lifeboats +if they were close enough to shore they probably figured they could get away in the lifeboats only something must ve gone wrong +smashed it up pretty bad but who +the crew have gone mad with greed and fight among themselves like wild dogs over fresh kill february first +february first the same day she supposedly went down +the same day she supposedly went down must not ve been the captain s entry he was probably out of the picture by then +collision with what the page s missing then their sos was real +their lacking diligence has undoubtedly caused the collision distress calls have been made collision with what +the page s missing then their sos was real but where s the damage +but where s the damage maybe the other ship took the worst of it +maybe the other ship took the worst of it if it was a ship she hit +it s not gonna hold us doesn t matter +it s a good bet they ll be asking a lot of questions when they get here too let em ask this ship s legally ours now +couldn t sleep wish i could say the same +what do you think happened on this boat i guess that s the sixty four thousand dollar question isn t it +i guess that s the sixty four thousand dollar question isn t it the what +are we smart enough to avoid that i don t know are we +when you found me yesterday at the pool i d seen something someone not our mystery guest again +not our mystery guest again no someone else a girl i m not sure she was real +what like some kind of ghost i don t know what else you d call her one second she was there the next she was gone +maybe hallucination is the wrong word it was more than that as though they were showing me showing you what +showing you what what happened +what happened maybe it was one of them did the handy work on those greeks +maybe it was one of them did the handy work on those greeks no i think they are were just passengers innocent victims +no i think they are were just passengers innocent victims victims of what +victims of what something bad happened here murphy +that much i think we ve already established more than just a mutiny more than just the gold +something bad happened here murphy that much i think we ve already established +what s that supposed to mean i don t know +why you how come the rest of us haven t seen these people just lucky i guess +murphy to epps epps over +epps over either of you seen dodge +epps you there right here +what do we do with him leave him till we can get some help from now on nobody comes down here +over the gold maybe it was more than that +they went crazy crazy with greed not crazy not like him +hard to say which is worse staying here or taking our chances in open water if the weather holds it might not be so bad +what happened we hit land +we re in an island chain it s only a matter of time before we hit another one greer s gone he broke out of the tank +and now you re gonna kill me is that it i didn t want it to turn out this way +i didn t want it to turn out this way murphy don t you see what s happening +murphy don t you see what s happening i think i see it pretty well +i think i see it pretty well it s the ship the ship s making you think this way +i don t give a damn about the gold i wish i could believe that either way you know what i ve done i ve got no choice +it s the ship the ship s making you think this way i know a little bit about human nature and what i ve seen only confirms that +of course they did let the buyer beware +let the buyer beware what do you say dodge +not bad for dragging a leaky tub half way to russia he ll sell the scrap for three times what he paid +he ll sell the scrap for three times what he paid i must be in the wrong business +i must be in the wrong business you got that right +you got that right better than making hamburger for mickey d +red sky at night sailor s delight red sky in morning sailor take warning +too deep to anchor out there looks like it s adrift +call the coastguard steer to one eight five let s check her out +it s funny how s that +how s that besides a little rust everything s pretty well preserved +whatever the reason she s adrift and abandoned we ve got every right to salvage her you mean tow her back that s a thirty thousand ton ship you re talking about +you mean tow her back that s a thirty thousand ton ship you re talking about we ve done it before +all we got to do is hit some rough weather and you can forget about it so we cut her loose and wait it out a little weather couldn t be anything she hasn t seen before +morning you re up late +you re up late guess i must ve fallen back to sleep where s epps +how much you figure that s worth skipper hard to say maybe forty fifty million +hard to say maybe forty fifty million ho baby +if they thought it was lost at sea they probably just wrote it off not for fifty million an ocean liner maybe but fifty million in gold they come looking for +so what we gonna unload the gold and get a move on we leave it where it is stick to the plan +yeah but we still gotta haul that big piece of shit all the way back to sitka it s worth the effort believe me besides we re gonna need her to prove the salvage +i heard that dodge you gotta get on those repairs +what now we could call for help +we could call for help and get a bunch of fools sniffin around here +i don t know let s just take it easy here alright nobody s gonna kill anybody +let s just take it easy here alright nobody s gonna kill anybody supposing he wants to get bad with us +ho ly shit couldn t have happened much more than a month ago +never been more thirsty in my life drink up then +how re you feeling lost my sea legs +what happened you don t remember +you don t remember last thing i remember i was aboard the chimera down somewhere in there scavenging around +last thing i remember i was aboard the chimera down somewhere in there scavenging around you ve been out for about a day +you ve been out for about a day say what +say what dodge found you out cold in one of the cabins +oh man we heard you scream any idea what you might ve seen +we heard you scream any idea what you might ve seen i wish i could tell you i d be real interested to know myself +we re not gonna be able to pump it alright everybody grab your gear this is where we get off +gettin a little hot under the collar i d say shut up +shut up must be a little too the truth eh dodge +we re still drifting the mooring hasn t come taught +he took the shotgun and a light must ve heard something below deck and went down to check it out +can t find the shotgun so whoever did this now has our shotgun +so whoever did this now has our shotgun doesn t look like it much matters +what about the gold leave it +leave it now hold up just a minute let s be reasonable here +now hold up just a minute let s be reasonable here you think whoever did this is reasonable +you think whoever did this is reasonable all i m saying is that gold s worth a lot more to us now than it ever was +what seems to be the trouble ladies whyn t you mind your own business chief +as i said what seems to be the trouble didn t you hear me grandpa or you got your hearing aid turned down +didn t you hear me grandpa or you got your hearing aid turned down i heard you but i m choosing to ignore you epps let s go +these ladies was having themselves a discussion and you re interrupting it you got about two seconds to get your paws off me tarzan +you got about two seconds to get your paws off me tarzan or what +i thought you say tuesday better late than never +better late than never what s this +what s this you got a leak in the number nine compartment +you got a leak in the number nine compartment no no you got leak +no no you got leak you pump it out and re seam the hull she ll be good as new +you pump it out and re seam the hull she ll be good as new that cost me twenty grand at least +that cost me twenty grand at least fifteen at the most +fifteen at the most twenty you knock off twenty and then we see after my guy looks at it +you re kidding right you want fair pay make hamburger for mickey d otherwise please to sign +have you seen my blue spatula nope what are you making pancakes +nope what are you making pancakes not if i don t find that goddamn spatula +will you get off my back for once it s tough to find a good job without any kind of training +it s tough to find a good job without any kind of training look i told you i m not going to college +how should i know someone from the past +hi look i m kind of tired i think i ll go to bed i made spaghetti do you want some +i made spaghetti do you want some i i really have to get up early for class tomorrow +i have some good news for you pumpkin what is it now +what is it now are you still looking for a job +are you still looking for a job i guess +pumpkin what s wrong nothing +it s nothing it s just some hormonal thing don t worry about it i ve got some important news to tell you but it can wait till later if you re not feeling +pumpkin are you in there are you going to yell at me +are you going to yell at me about what +about what yeah i heard about that +yeah i heard about that i was in a horrible mood tell her not to worry i ll be completely out of her life in a few days +i i m not sure yeah maybe actually i was just checking to see if you were here your friend seymour is on his way up +actually i was just checking to see if you were here your friend seymour is on his way up what do you mean on his way up +what do you mean on his way up i just buzzed him in +what s wrong with you tell him i m not here but i can t +but i can t just do it +here we are it s mocha mint from lickety splits oh isn t that photograph just heart rending yeah where is this bosnia +oh i just love this song isn t it great doesn t it make you want to dance c mon uh well that s okay i don t dance heh heh +uh well that s okay i don t dance heh heh don t be silly anyone can dance here just follow me watch my feet +don t be silly anyone can dance here just follow me watch my feet no really i +seymour uh hello i guess i m a little early dana hi uh dana this is enid +hey it s nearly nine already we re gonna have to leave now if we re going to make that movie oh all right party pooper just let me put a few things away +dana hi uh dana this is enid hello +seymour hello what are you doing here oh please don t let me interrupt finish your phone call +what are you trying to say it s just that i feel like it s maybe not a good idea for us to keep going out +i i honestly never intended for this to happen please tell me it isn t that teenager +and what can you tell us about this enid it s sort of like a diary i guess +who is this enid it s supposed to be don knotts +it s supposed to be don knotts and what was your reason for choosing him as your subject +and what was your reason for choosing him as your subject i dunno i just like don knotts +i dunno i just like don knotts i see interesting +did you actually do this painting well no it s more like a found art object +well no it s more like a found art object and how do you think this addresses the subject of racism +don t worry it s nothing bad i was just wondering what your plans were for next year i m not really sure working i guess +as far as i know it includes housing and meals and everything it is really quite an offer wow +wow so what do you think +so what do you think i dunno would i have to take classes and stuff +i dunno would i have to take classes and stuff well yes +enid i m so sorry about what happened what do you mean +what do you mean the whole business with the art show and the newspaper it s absolutely +didn t principal jaffee call you i didn t check my messages +what are you doing you don t ever criticize the feature why what difference does it make you already got his money +why what difference does it make you already got his money look that s the policy if you want to make up your own rules you can open your own theater +look that s the policy if you want to make up your own rules you can open your own theater but i was only trying to be friendly +but i was only trying to be friendly look we don t pay you to be a movie critic just do your job +look we don t pay you to be a movie critic just do your job okay okay i won t say a word +what the hell is wrong with you what i m just kidding around with the customers it s my shtick +what i m just kidding around with the customers it s my shtick well lose it and why aren t you pushing the large sizes didn t you get training about upsizing +well lose it and why aren t you pushing the large sizes didn t you get training about upsizing but i feel weird it s so sleazy +but i feel weird it s so sleazy it s not optional +it s not optional jesus +well hello there young employee of the sidewinder look i already told you i m not going to give you a ride +look i already told you i m not going to give you a ride what can you tell me young man about the various flavors of frozen yogurt +what can you tell me young man about the various flavors of frozen yogurt look i ll be done in a minute just wait outside +look i ll be done in a minute just wait outside i m afraid i don t understand i simply wish to know +so josh look can we talk in a minute i m almost done +that guy rules who doug he spends more time here than i do +who doug he spends more time here than i do so josh will you give us a ride please pretty please it s going to be super fun +why do you even need a ride you could walk there in two minutes it s just an excuse for us to spend time with you +aren t there a million places like this this is the ultimate it s like the taj mahal of bad fake 50 s diners +this is the ultimate it s like the taj mahal of bad fake 50 s diners so where s weird al +so where s weird al shh he s back there i can see his hair bobbing up and down +yeah right no i m serious give us your whole basic philosophy in a nutshell +jesus look at this guy oh my god that s him +forget it come on josh don t you want to see where he lives +i just stopped in to say hi yeah well hi +hi what s up can i come in +are you the one who left that note i guess +what do you mean why are you trying to get me wasted so you can take advantage of my womanly charms +are you trying to get me wasted so you can take advantage of my womanly charms yeah right +yeah right yeah right well why not what s so wrong with me +yeah right well why not what s so wrong with me nothing +then why do you hate me so much when did i say i hated you +nothing then why do you hate me so much +when did i say i hated you you ve never once said anything even remotely nice to me +that s just the way i am yeah well +yeah well it s just my stupid way of getting attention god i practically love you josh +how long have you been up i couldn t sleep i should get going i feel really weird +i couldn t sleep i should get going i feel really weird do you want to go get breakfast somewhere +do you want to go get breakfast somewhere i don t think we should look you have to totally promise me you won t tell becky about this +i don t think we should look you have to totally promise me you won t tell becky about this why not +why not because if you do i ll kill you +because if you do i ll kill you okay i promise +okay i promise just take my word for it if she ever finds out about this i ll never hear the end of it +hi enid hey josh +hey josh are you ready to go +god what a bunch of retards i thought chipmunk face was never going to shut up +this is so bad it s almost good this is so bad it s gone past good and back to bad again +just think we ll never have to see any of these creepy faces ever again unless they re in your summer school class +unless they re in your summer school class shut up +shut up uh oh don t turn around +uh oh don t turn around what why +what why forget it +since when is she an actress i know she needs to die immediately +oh my god look is stacy himmler going out with rod harbaugh how perfect +how perfect he better watch out or he ll get aids when he date rapes her +so when are we going to start looking for our apartment soon i have to wait and see how this summer class goes +soon i have to wait and see how this summer class goes did you sign up yet +did you sign up yet yeah i just picked the one that sounded the easiest +hey look the satanists are leaving we should follow them +much later in fact never +what do you do if you re a satanist anyway you know sacrifice virgins and stuff +you know sacrifice virgins and stuff that lets us off the hook +or maybe not maybe they re slowly poisoning us or they re planning to brainwash us and +maybe they re slowly poisoning us or they re planning to brainwash us and okay okay +okay okay hey look at this +authentic 50 s diner since when were there mini malls in the 1950 s god it s so totally pathetic +who can forget this great hit from the 50 s i feel as though i ve stepped into a time warp +i might actually get the pasta special you loser +did you notice all those weird things on the menu like the salad explosion i know and instead of dessert it says mindbenders +i know and instead of dessert it says mindbenders what does that even mean +god that s so pathetic i bet she didn t even notice him i know and he s like psychotically obsessing over every little detail +i know and he s like psychotically obsessing over every little detail we should call him and pretend to be the redhead +we should call him and pretend to be the redhead oh we totally have to +does oomie really like this show isn t it weird it s her favorite +so what should we do wait i just want to see what s on this tape +wait i just want to see what s on this tape what is this +hey why do you have this you lent it to me in like tenth grade +you lent it to me in like tenth grade i ve been looking all over for this +look at how cute i am what a little hosebag +look that s back when i hated you i remember every minute of that party +i remember every minute of that party there s my dad with joanie +there s my dad with joanie i can never keep them all straight was she the super bitch +i can never keep them all straight was she the super bitch no she was the second wife the third one was the super bitch maxine there look at her +what are you talking about who that larry guy what look was he going for a gay tennis player from the forties +that larry guy what look was he going for a gay tennis player from the forties fuck you +hey we forgot to call the loser which loser +which loser you know the green cardigan guy +you know the green cardigan guy oh yeah +you call why do i always have to do it +why do i always have to do it you re better at it +you re better at it i remember when i first started reading these i thought dwf stood for dwarf +i remember when i first started reading these i thought dwf stood for dwarf what does it stand for +god i think josh is too mature for us i know look at the way he drives he s like an old man +i know look at the way he drives he s like an old man yeah josh c mon move it +look maybe that s him it s still twenty five minutes early +i want to make love to him i m going to tell him you said that +shut up she says she wants to mmph +is he wearing a green cardigan what exactly is a cardigan anyway +it s obviously him i can t believe it +what s going on now what s he doing oh my god he just ordered a giant glass of milk +what s he doing now he s still just sitting there god this is totally unbearable +do you think he knows i dunno +are you sure totally look +he s insane we should follow him home +he doesn t even look that bummed out really i know wouldn t you be totally pissed off +i know wouldn t you be totally pissed off this kind of thing must happen to him all the time +this is way too creepy he won t see us we ll just stalk him from a distance +he won t see us we ll just stalk him from a distance i m afraid if i see him i ll start feeling really bad again +what should we do what if he recognizes us come on it s too late now +i think it s cute look at his little weasel teeth ew it s like some gross rat +that was truly pathetic i know i still can t get over that his name was seymour +what about the striking redhead in the yellow dress oh yeah +yeah but you know what i mean not really +not really forget it i can t explain it +we re not sure yet that s why we re looking somewhere downtown +funky what is she black now +you just want an excuse to dress like some stupid fashion model without me making fun of you just promise you ll do it +just promise you ll do it okay okay i promise jesus you re out of your mind +what how long have you been standing there did you have to buy new hair dye or did you still have some left over from eighth grade +did you have to buy new hair dye or did you still have some left over from eighth grade fuck you bitch +we still have to go in there sometime it s always closed +it s always closed i bet they have tons of incredible shoes hidden in the back +where are we going let s go hassle josh +let s go hassle josh hassle +there he is as always +as always waiting for the bus that never comes +waiting for the bus that never comes i wonder if he s just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or +i wonder if he s just totally insane and he really thinks a bus is coming or why don t you ask him +i ll bet he never jerks off yeah he s beyond human stuff like that +yeah he s beyond human stuff like that should we leave a note +why are we going here i hate this place it ll only take a second +i didn t get it either everybody s too stupid +how about this one hey you have to see my new good luck charm +ew when did you get that this morning at seymour s garage sale +this morning at seymour s garage sale god aren t you tired of seymour yet +how about this forget it i m sure it sucks all these movies suck +let s get out of here this place makes me sick we have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before i start my stupid job +we have to do something fun tonight this is my last weekend of freedom before i start my stupid job i know a party we could go to +i know a party we could go to what where +what where it s a surprise +it s a surprise i don t believe you +i don t believe you if i promise you there s really a party with a lot of guys do you promise you ll go +i totally totally hate you aw c mon this is a fun party +give me all your money bitch where did you get that +where did you get that you won t believe it guess +anthony s ii no way when +no way when just now i went with seymour +just now i went with seymour you cunt +that guy is totally amazing he does that every single day +god how can you stand all these assholes i don t know some people are okay but mostly i feel like poisoning everybody +i don t know some people are okay but mostly i feel like poisoning everybody at least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining +at least the wheelchair guy is sort of entertaining he s a total asshole he doesn t even need that wheelchair he s just totally lazy +he s a total asshole he doesn t even need that wheelchair he s just totally lazy that rules +that rules no it doesn t you ll see you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos +no it doesn t you ll see you get totally sick of all the creeps and losers and weirdos but those are our people +but those are our people yeah well so when are you going to get your job +like what nothing don t worry i promise i ll get a job next week +nothing don t worry i promise i ll get a job next week god i can t believe you went to anthony s without me +you re gross see that guy which one +which one he gives me a total boner +he gives me a total boner he s like the biggest idiot of all time +haven t you heard about the miracle of masturbation maybe we should be lesbos +maybe we should be lesbos get away from me +when are you finally going to get your diploma i dunno but next week is my last class +wasn t it like eighth grade seventh you wanted to move out right then +seventh you wanted to move out right then that must have been when my dad was married to maxine +this is it i can t believe you re selling some of this stuff fuck it everything must go +fuck it everything must go oh my god i remember this hat this was during your little old lady phase +what was that all about i thought everything must go oh yeah right like i m gonna let some asshole with a goatee own goofy gus +now are you going to get a regular job don t worry +well are we still going shopping tomorrow yeah i guess call me +i think one of us should fuck josh go ahead +go ahead no really +no really god you re really obsessed +god you re really obsessed i am not i just think it d be funny to see what he d do +look we have to get these i can t afford stuff like this right now +why do you care about this kind of stuff don t you want nice stuff +don t you want nice stuff i can t imagine spending money on towels +you re insane do you still want to go to that thing tonight +do you still want to go to that thing tonight what thing +what thing that guy s band is playing tonight alien autopsy +do you still want to do something tonight what happened to seymour +what happened to seymour i can t believe it he actually scored +i can t believe it he actually scored how repulsive +how repulsive so should i come over +so should i come over actually i m just about to go out with some friends +actually i m just about to go out with some friends what are you talking about who +what are you talking about who just some people from work +just some people from work i don t believe you +i don t believe you yeah well you said you were busy look i d better get going i ll call you tomorrow +where are we this is a weird neighborhood it s a totally normal average neighborhood +it s a totally normal average neighborhood i just mean it s weird to me i ve never been anywhere near here in my life +i just mean it s weird to me i ve never been anywhere near here in my life josh says this is a really good neighborhood +josh says this is a really good neighborhood what when did you see josh +what when did you see josh he came into work +he came into work why what did he say +why what did he say nothing +nothing when was this +when was this i don t know god don t act so jealous i only talked to him for two minutes +twenty seven fifty three do you see it that must be it great +great what it looks totally normal what s wrong with it +i said great oh yeah i can tell you really love it +what it looks totally normal what s wrong with it i said great +you re the psycho you haven t been able to deal with anything since high school ended you re the one who s still living out some stupid seventh grade fantasy +you re the one who s still living out some stupid seventh grade fantasy fuck you have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life +please let me come with you please please please i don t know i m not sure it s a good idea +i don t know i m not sure it s a good idea of course it s a good idea it s our plan +of course it s a good idea it s our plan but how are you gonna pay rent and everything you don t even have a job +but how are you gonna pay rent and everything you don t even have a job i ll get a job tomorrow i promise if i don t you can totally tell me to fuck off +so whaddya think it s fine +it s fine so where s all your stuff +that s all you re bringing i m gonna finish packing tonight i ll bring it over tomorrow sometime +i m gonna finish packing tonight i ll bring it over tomorrow sometime what time +what time i dunno +oh hi i almost didn t recognize you i think i need to get glasses you re all blurry you re lucky then you can t see the veins on that guy s biceps +you re lucky then you can t see the veins on that guy s biceps actually he s a really nice guy +do you want anything maybe an orange juice +wow finally it just came yesterday +what about me am i not even here oh hey enid so we finally made it +we re not really both of you why not +really both of you why not just because +what are you going to be when you grow up todd well i m going to major in business administration and i think minor in communications +well i m going to major in business administration and i think minor in communications see that s exactly the kind of thing we re trying to avoid +oh my god you guys i can t believe we made it yeah we graduated high school how totally amazing +yeah we graduated high school how totally amazing so what are you guys doing this summer +so what are you guys doing this summer nothing +oh yeah that ll definitely happen well bye you guys congratulations +oh my god what are you guys doing here what are you doing here melorra +what are you doing here melorra my acting workshop is across the street from here i m just on my break +my acting workshop is across the street from here i m just on my break well we won t keep you +well we won t keep you i love this place it s so you know funky +i want to know what you think you re doing staying out all night and worrying your father to death oh yeah like he even noticed +how much is this umm that s not officially for sale i might have to hang onto that for the time being +do you have any other old records besides these seymour does +seymour does who does +who does him seymour he s the man with the records +you still interested in that i thought it wasn t for sale +i thought it wasn t for sale i m thinkin maybe i could let it go +i m thinkin maybe i could let it go it s kind of falling apart +don t mind me i ll just be in my room where did you get those pants +didn t they tell you tell me what +tell me what punk rock is over +punk rock is over i know it s over asshole i +that s not even yeah yeah yeah do you have my money +oh how punk that tape sucked by the way +that tape sucked by the way i m so sorry if you were offended +go die asshole get a job +well if it isn t enid and rebecca the little jewish girl and her aryan friend you re late asshole +fine and how are you did you bring that tape +you never paid me for that tape with the indian dance routine i did too +you re late asshole fine and how are you +i did too tsk you jews are so clever with money +tsk you jews are so clever with money fuck you you stupid redneck hick +thanks for the tape i ll have to pay you later i m broke hey where are you going +hey where are you going later dude +five hundred you re crazy it should be like two dollars +you re crazy it should be like two dollars i was wearing that dress the day i lost my virginity +i was wearing that dress the day i lost my virginity well why do i care about that +well why do i care about that why do you even want it it would look stupid on you +why do you even want it it would look stupid on you god fuck you +do you have any old indian records indian records +indian records you know like weird 1960 s indian rock n roll music +those are all 78s can you play 78s sure wait maybe not 78s but i can play regular records +there s some good stuff in here do you like old music sure i guess +sure i guess well there s a few choice lps in here that re issue some really great old blues stuff +is this one any good nah it s not so great here s the one i d recommend +how much is it a dollar seventy five +do you want to see it i can run upstairs and get it yeah sure i guess +yeah sure i guess watch my stuff +you re right about that so this is your record collection oh god no this is just junk i have for sale or trade the record room is off limits +oh god no this is just junk i have for sale or trade the record room is off limits really can i see it +please go ahead and kill me this stuff doesn t make you happy believe me oh come on what are you talking about +i m talking to you i ll bet there are tons of women who would go out with you in a minute oh right +oh right no really i guarantee i could get you a date in like two seconds +no really i guarantee i could get you a date in like two seconds good luck +good luck i m totally serious +i m totally serious yeah well +yeah well i mean it you leave everything to me i m going to be your own personal dating service +i mean it you leave everything to me i m going to be your own personal dating service i appreciate the offer but you really don t +i appreciate the offer but you really don t mark my words by the end of this summer you ll be up to your neck in pussy +mark my words by the end of this summer you ll be up to your neck in pussy jesus that s very nice of you enid but i i really +but putting that aside for now would you go out with her i really didn t get a good look at her +i m just not one of those guys who has a type every guy has a type +every guy has a type i mean as long as she s not a complete imbecile and she s even remotely attractive +so is that your boyfriend josh he s nobody s boyfriend he s just this guy that becky and i like to torture +josh he s nobody s boyfriend he s just this guy that becky and i like to torture well are +well are oh my god we have to go in here +i i d really rather not we ll just go in for one minute it ll be a riot +we ll just go in for one minute it ll be a riot i don t think so +i don t think so please we have to +please we have to i really don t think it s a good idea +i really don t think it s a good idea fine i ll go by myself then +look at this lollipop lolitas isn t child pornography totally illegal these are older women just dressed up to look young i think +uh i don t have much money with me right now c mon seymour please +this bar s going to be packed with girls for you to pick from i m not holding my breath in that department +yes that would certainly do well offer her a seat you want me to do it +well offer her a seat you want me to do it wait a minute hang on jesus i gotta think of something to talk to her about no no +wait a minute hang on jesus i gotta think of something to talk to her about no no just wait here +what did you tell that girl i told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label +i told her you were a big record executive and you were thinking of signing that band to your label jesus +we just need to figure out a place where you can meet somebody who isn t a total idiot that s all look i really appreciate your help enid but let s face it this is hopeless +look i really appreciate your help enid but let s face it this is hopeless it s not hopeless +wow this is so cool if you don t mind my asking why do you care so much if i get a date or not +if you don t mind my asking why do you care so much if i get a date or not i dunno because i can t stand the idea of a world where a guy like you can t get a date +what the fuck seymour what is this what oh that i borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago i guess it s mine now +what oh that i borrowed that from work about fifteen years ago i guess it s mine now what are you a klansman or something +what are you a klansman or something yeah right i m a klansman thanks a lot do you know the cook s chicken franchise +yeah right i m a klansman thanks a lot do you know the cook s chicken franchise four piece cook s special deep fried with side n slaw it s out ray geous +you work at cook s chicken for nineteen years +for nineteen years what are you a fry cook or something +what are you a fry cook or something nothing so glamorous actually i m an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters +nothing so glamorous actually i m an assistant manager at their corporate headquarters jesus i d go nuts if i had to work in an office all day +jesus i d go nuts if i had to work in an office all day hey i get good benefits a good early retirement plan nobody ever bothers me +hey i get good benefits a good early retirement plan nobody ever bothers me yeah but still +yeah but still i make enough money to eat and buy old records what more do i want +hey can i borrow this what why +what why i promise i ll take good care of it +i promise i ll take good care of it i dunno they re very sensitive at work about all this stuff maybe it would be better if you +i dunno they re very sensitive at work about all this stuff maybe it would be better if you don t you trust me seymour +you can open your eyes now oh uh thanks a lot enid i really appreciate it +oh uh thanks a lot enid i really appreciate it no doofus blow it out +arrrghhh ah jeez christ are you okay +are you okay it s just my stupid back i ll be all right in a minute +what is that oh uh it s just this elastic thing i have to wear for lumbar support +oh uh it s just this elastic thing i have to wear for lumbar support what like a girdle +what like a girdle maybe now you understand why i can t get a date +never i m starting to think that even if i did get a girlfriend it really wouldn t change anything +i m starting to think that even if i did get a girlfriend it really wouldn t change anything i know it s not like it makes all your problems go away +actually i ve got a total crush on this one guy right now but it s a really fucked up situation oh yeah +aren t you going to get that let the machine get it i have no desire to talk to anyone who would be calling me +wow what was that all about it s just somebody s idea of a joke +it s just somebody s idea of a joke that didn t sound like a joke to me what did you write a personal ad or something +that didn t sound like a joke to me what did you write a personal ad or something uh yeah a long time ago she called before once it s just somebody trying to humiliate me +uh yeah a long time ago she called before once it s just somebody trying to humiliate me seymour i promise you that wasn t a joke you have to call her back +seymour i promise you that wasn t a joke you have to call her back how can you be so sure +how can you be so sure well uh i m an expert about stuff like this she was totally for real +hi it s me oh hi +uh hello hi it s me +oh hi so what happened +what you re kidding me yeah so i better go it s not really the best time to talk +yeah so i better go it s not really the best time to talk what are you going to like have sex with her on your first date +what are you going to like have sex with her on your first date jesus enid i ll talk to you later bye +no actually joe told me you were here so how come you never call me anymore i know i m sorry i i ve been really busy +i know i m sorry i i ve been really busy yeah i ll bet so how s it going with what s her name dana +yeah i ll bet so how s it going with what s her name dana oh pretty well surprisingly you know +oh pretty well surprisingly you know so what kind of stuff do you guys do together is she into old records and stuff +we really should get together sometime soon i i ll definitely call you this week what are you trying to get rid of me +what are you trying to get rid of me no no it s just that i should get going in a few minutes and +no no it s just that i should get going in a few minutes and aren t you even going to ask me how i m doing +aren t you even going to ask me how i m doing i i m sorry uh so uh how +i i m sorry uh so uh how i dunno okay i guess i fucked that guy josh finally +i dunno okay i guess i fucked that guy josh finally so is he your boyfriend now +so is he your boyfriend now maybe i dunno he wants to be of course i m weighing several offers at the present time +i i don t know i don t really think i should of course you should c mon i m already a million hours late +of course you should c mon i m already a million hours late i better not +i better not well forget the art show let s do something else +well forget the art show let s do something else i i wish i could enid but i really can t right now i it s just that i +i i wish i could enid but i really can t right now i it s just that i well when can we do something +oh uh they were a present from dana and you like them +so that s it you don t ever want to see me again no of course i do it s just that right now i need to +no of course i do it s just that right now i need to what s her problem anyway did she actually tell you you couldn t see me +what s her problem anyway did she actually tell you you couldn t see me no no not exactly she just doesn t understand how i would know somebody like you +no no not exactly she just doesn t understand how i would know somebody like you what does she mean by that somebody like me +what does she mean by that somebody like me just someone so young +just someone so young you must have done something to make her think you like me +you must have done something to make her think you like me i i don t think so +i i don t think so does that mean you don t like me +does that mean you don t like me no of course not +no of course not so do you like me seymour +so do you like me seymour in what way do you mean +in what way do you mean in whatever way you think i mean +i don t think you understand how i really feel about you seymour what do you mean +what do you mean nothing don t worry i won t bother you any more +what are you doing here i had to see you +i had to see you what s up +what s up can you at least let me in +can you at least let me in uh sure come in +uh sure come in look i just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then i ll leave you alone +look i just need somebody to be nice to me for five minutes and then i ll leave you alone what s the matter +that s dana s i m supposed to be saving it for our two month anniversary you better not fuck dana i m sick of dana +what s the matter do you have anything to drink +uh i think there s some root beer what about this +you need a bigger place this is like a little kid s room i could never move i ve got too much stuff +god she s going to kill me this bottle is half empty that s great half empty that s what i like about you seymour you re a natural pessimist +that s great half empty that s what i like about you seymour you re a natural pessimist if you expect the worst you re never disappointed +if you expect the worst you re never disappointed what are you talking about you re disappointed every minute of your life +what are you talking about you re disappointed every minute of your life i m just being realistic +i hate sports how come in all that time i was trying to get you a date you never asked me out +yeah but still it s kind of insulting for a girl to be ignored like that i mean of course i why wouldn t i want to go out with you +i don t think i m in any condition to drive i ll drive then we ll go out in a blaze of glory +i ll drive then we ll go out in a blaze of glory so where would we go +so where would we go who cares let s just go what s stopping us +who cares let s just go what s stopping us i dunno i +i dunno i i m serious i m just so sick of everybody why can t i just do whatever i want +i m serious i m just so sick of everybody why can t i just do whatever i want what do you want +what do you want what do you want +what do you want i i i +i i i what s the matter with you seymour don t you like me be a man for once in your life +god dana s going to kill you do you really want us to drive away somewhere +do you really want us to drive away somewhere what maybe no i dunno +what maybe no i dunno i will if you want to +i will if you want to no forget it +no forget it i i never expected anything like this to happen +i i never expected anything like this to happen yeah well me neither +yeah well me neither you must know i always did you really mean all that about moving in with me +but i shhh i really need to get some sleep +i really want to talk to you i ve been thinking about what you said about moving in here i can treat him any way i want to i m an adult leave me alone +so what s the story with the two cheerleaders over here they re seymour s +they re seymour s seymour you gotta be kidding me +seymour you gotta be kidding me don t worry about it he s not gettin any and neither are you +well here s where the fun never stops yeah i m really really happy really having a good time +yeah i m really really happy really having a good time still torturing yourself over that enid huh +maybe she s got another boyfriend yeah well thanks for cheering me up +yeah well thanks for cheering me up no problem +please josh forget it there s no way find some other poor sucker to abuse +so josh if this guy freaks out will you protect us he has every reason to freak out this is a totally fucked up thing to do to somebody +i agree i wish i could see him +what do we have here margaret it s a tampon in a teacup +this shocking image of repressed femininity right exactly +right exactly i think it s really a wonderful piece margaret +uh hi uh enid s stepmother told me i d find her here she s not at home +she s not at home no they said she was here +no they said she was here what the fuck is she doing she was supposed to be here three hours ago +what the fuck is she doing she was supposed to be here three hours ago uh do you mind if i wait i really need to talk to her +uh do you mind if i wait i really need to talk to her are you sure she wasn t there maybe she was just hiding from you +are you sure she wasn t there maybe she was just hiding from you why would she be hiding from me +why would she be hiding from me i don t know where is she then +i don t know where is she then maybe she s with josh +maybe she s with josh josh why would she be with josh +josh why would she be with josh i don t know +i don t know why what did she tell you +why what did she tell you she just mentioned him a few times and said that they had been dating i thought maybe she was +she just mentioned him a few times and said that they had been dating i thought maybe she was what is she having some secret affair with josh +what is she having some secret affair with josh i have no idea i just want to +i have no idea i just want to why wouldn t she tell me there s no way she could never keep that to herself you re crazy +why wouldn t she tell me there s no way she could never keep that to herself you re crazy really i don t know enough about it to +really i don t know enough about it to that slut +that slut why did you say she might be hiding from me did she say anything to you about me +why did you say she might be hiding from me did she say anything to you about me yeah she thinks you re a dork +yeah she thinks you re a dork did she say that +did she say that look what do you expect considering how we met you +look what do you expect considering how we met you what do you mean +what do you mean on that pathetic fake blind date +on that pathetic fake blind date what are you talking about +what are you talking about didn t she ever tell you about that god she really is pathological +didn t she ever tell you about that god she really is pathological what fake blind date what are you talking about +i have to admit things have really started looking up for me since my life turned to shit so tell me more about this job what exactly will you be doing +thank you doctor don t thank me you re doing all the work +you were contracted to work malaria epidemic very sudden +malaria epidemic very sudden let me see the sick +let me see the sick oh you re a doctor now too +oh you re a doctor now too there is no reason for fear +there is no reason for fear on that i choose to remain dubious two are dead now in two nights +he sees this chaos he ll replace you all he ll replace you too that s all you really care about +morning friend glorious day as are they all +the next time will be as this time the devil has come to tsavo that s ridiculous talk and you can t seriously believe it +that s ridiculous talk and you can t seriously believe it now you re telling me my beliefs i don t think so +i wasn t and you know it and don t push it just listen we have a problem in tsavo at last you re right we do you are the problem in tsavo +at last you re right we do you are the problem in tsavo careful abdullah +no hints samuel you don t know all that has happened here the devil has come to tsavo +you don t know all that has happened here the devil has come to tsavo you re right the devil has come look at me i am the devil +i am a man of peace am i to take it you want to live +am i to take it you want to live most certainly absolutely yes +starting now we attack them how we don t know where they are +build the bridge over the tsavo river and be finished in four months time can you do that i m sure you ve examined my record so you know i ve never yet been late on a bridge +i m sure you ve examined my record so you know i ve never yet been late on a bridge you ve never built in africa +you ve never built in africa but i have in india every country presents problems +but i have in india every country presents problems you ll need your confidence i promise you +pleasant journey how could it be i hate africa +lovely sound they seem happy don t they though +don t they though so work must be going well +i do need to see starling starling +starling awhile back he ordered some bibles i ve brought them is he here +awhile back he ordered some bibles i ve brought them is he here yes he is +yes he is well i need to speak to him +it s what the natives are calling the lions two lions have been causing trouble what s the surprise in that this is africa +what s the surprise in that this is africa it hasn t been that simple so far +it hasn t been that simple so far what have they done besides kill starling how many have they killed +i didn t conceive of it for the lions i built one in india when there was trouble with a tiger and it worked +and it worked in point of fact it didn t but i m convinced the theory is sound +understand i had help not a time for modesty bob +you re certain about tomorrow but you don t seem excited you don t enjoy killing do you +you don t enjoy killing do you then why do it +you never had it nigel and i don t like each other much +then he feasted on him starting with his feet please you needn t be so graphic +please you needn t be so graphic you intend sorting this out tonight +that s a terrible idea is it i m sorry but then of course you re the doctor you should know +is it i m sorry but then of course you re the doctor you should know silliest thing i ever heard of why in the world should we go through all that +i have been desperate for patterson to let me move the hospital since the day he arrived then we agree +i tried to be late john it would have been easier if you d gone we re not much good at goodbyes helena +we re not much good at goodbyes helena tell me about beaumont does he understand how brilliant you are how lucky he is to have you +tell me about beaumont does he understand how brilliant you are how lucky he is to have you it was embarrassing the man showered me with compliments +oh dear you re geting that downtrodden look again well it s just other men don t abandon their wives at such a time +go now such a gentleman i am desperate to see africa but i hate the leaving +very good indeed we have hunted since childhood +not once you didn t hit it once i would never make excuses but a fire broke out the light was bad he kept moving +anything special about them just that they fart through their mouths must make kissing something of a gamble +just that they fart through their mouths must make kissing something of a gamble i ve lived in africa a year and i don t know what you know how long have you been here +i ve lived in africa a year and i don t know what you know how long have you been here almost three hours but i ve been getting ready all my life +samuel is camp liaison absolutely indispensable the only man here everyone trusts does he speak english +excellent could i see the bridge site i ve got medical supplies to deliver come along to the hospital when you re done +finish your tour and anxious to get started what is this mostly malaria +i don t suppose i could watch might be exciting for you +might be exciting for you i ve never been all that adventurous i wouldn t be in the way +i ve never been all that adventurous i wouldn t be in the way i d love the company and i ve hunted all my life +i d love the company and i ve hunted all my life well why not you seem so calm and experienced why not indeed +i m sure you mean that to be comforting but you ll have to deal with it nigel +you ll have to deal with it nigel that is precisely my plan but back in my tent +since you d only been here three hours when we met are you sure this is how you hunt lions not to terrify you nigel but it s worse than you think i ve never even seen one +one shot so that s what a lion looks like +with much more on the way john we could have had this chat on flatter ground true enough but without the comedy relief +how lucky we are aren t we full of ourselves today i think it s because of the lion +aren t we full of ourselves today i think it s because of the lion possibly +all right thee second embankment will go there you do plan to mark it a bit more precisely than just there +john it will not be easy nigel you ll just have to use your hands +but you said they were always old that s what the books say +what a good week you mean nobody died +i didn t have a chance to thank you what did i do +what did i do got me out of trouble +got me out of trouble nonsense samuel would have done something +nonsense samuel would have done something we need to talk +actually no all right let s go into battle i m redbeard +all right let s go into battle i m redbeard somehow i guessed +that s very considerate i m always considerate my mother taught me that +have you got it no but you do see you were needed after all and fifty warriors at the camp before dawn +i can try samuel says you killed a lion +samuel says you killed a lion it was probably luck i d rather you did the shooting +misfire it jammed has it ever done that before +has it ever done that before don t know +think about something else have you ever failed +have you ever failed only in life +goddammit it s all right stay ready they know it s there +but of course yours worked in point of fact it didn t but i m convinced the idea is sound +what happened to them i got big +their den have you ever seen anything like this nobody s seen anything like this lions don t have caves like this they re doing it for pleasure +where could it have gone how could it get across the water they re only lions yes don t they have to be +i ll have to i can t control mine i d be lost without the shame factor driving me +i can t control mine i d be lost without the shame factor driving me was that supposed to make me feel better +it s certainly the best chance they ve had to kill you you think they ll come then why +you think they ll come then why good luck +how many do you think they ve killed the most of any lions a hundred probably more johnny +i never thought i d say this but i m glad you came understood you realize now you could never have done it without me +why do the workers look unhappy because they are here because tsavo is the worst place in the world come john to the bridge +it s all wonderfully under control samuel you ve done a splendid job thank you the truth is this you have to work at it constantly +thank you the truth is this you have to work at it constantly the workers don t get on +did it look like this in your mind this is more difficult +i am also liaison between these two clearly you don t agree about building the railroad +what are they looking at you they cannot believe you re still here +you they cannot believe you re still here nonsense +nonsense you don t know what tsavo means do you it means slaughter +oh yes i think so look out samuel here it comes +for you thank you samuel +thank you samuel good news +good news i expect so it s from my wife +i expect so it s from my wife do you love her +do you love her i do actually very much +i do actually very much you give me hope john +you like him don t you oh yes but it takes time +oh yes but it takes time you ve known him long +you ve known him long since his beard was red +thank you why does he need you by him he doesn t he needs nobody but we have hunted many times he knows i am afraid of lions +three years i ve worked for the railroad now i don t know why it seemed a good idea once i feel the same about the bridge this country certainly didn t ask for it doesn t need it +he has children once +where is it underneath somewhere +afraid of lions it s all right samuel we all get hit +why do you laugh you don t believe she taught me i don t believe you had a mother +how many cattle four should do it +four should do it they will want a lot of money +why so many because i have two plans to kill the lions one involving the cattle the other the men +did you ever see a lion that size not even close what happened +where do you go next some russian princes want to hunt the himalayas you +some russian princes want to hunt the himalayas you help finish the railroad +some mysteries should not have solutions hold your son high +we ll be very sorry to lose you perhaps i could take you to lunch today actually i m not eating lunch today i have an appointment in fact i d better go +i m sorry perhaps some other time okay i ll take a raincheck on that +do you need anything you want me to come in no everything s fine honestly thanks anyway +no everything s fine honestly thanks anyway okay just thought i d check good night dana sleep well don t let the bedbugs bite you +okay just thought i d check good night dana sleep well don t let the bedbugs bite you good night janosz +dana aren t you going to introduce me to your friend oh i m sorry this is peter venkman peter janosz poha +if this is what the world will be like i don t want to live in it i don t believe we have the luxury of choice +i don t believe we have the luxury of choice everybody has a choice +everybody has a choice not in this case my dear take a look that s not gainsborough s blue boy up there he s vigo +not in this case my dear take a look that s not gainsborough s blue boy up there he s vigo i don t care who he is he s not taking my baby +hundreds of people believe me i didn t imagine this i m not saying you did in science we always look for the simplest explanation +do you ever see him occasionally +occasionallyhow is he these days +how is he these days venkman i think he was borderline for a while there then he crossed the border +venkman i think he was borderline for a while there then he crossed the border does he ever mention me +does he ever mention me no not that i can recall +this is my address and telephone number will you call me certainly +certainly egon i d rather you didn t mention any of 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i ll get ray and egon to check out the bathtub you better stay here +bathroom s right here let me just tidy up a few things peter this is very nice but you don t have to do any of this you know +how about you on the sofa and me in bed with the baby or we could do that +or we could do that thank you poor baby i think i should put him down now +are you all squeaky clean now yes i m very clean did they find anything at my apartment +they didn t find anything in the bathtub the pink ooze nothing so what do i do now now you get dressed and we go out i got a babysitter and everything trust me you need it +now you get dressed and we go out i got a babysitter and everything trust me you need it i m not here to date i can t leave oscar in a strange place with someone i don t know +i m not here to date i can t leave oscar in a strange place with someone i don t know it s janine melnitz from my staff she s one of my most valuable employees +it s janine melnitz from my staff she s one of my most 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would you want to be a ghostbuster if you re already an accountant oh no it s just if one of the guys calls in sick or gets hurt +well good night louis janine do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home +janine do you feel like maybe getting something to eat on the way home i d like to but i told dr venkman i d babysit do you want to babysit with me +i d like to but i told dr venkman i d babysit do you want to babysit with me oh sure that sounds great +motherhood is a very natural instinct for me i d like to have a baby myself wouldn t you tonight +should we go i don t think we should leave her alone +i don t think we should leave her alone you re right we should stay +pleasure to meet you i ve seen you on television how are you what s that you re working on johnny +we don t go around altering valuable paintings dr venkman well i d make an exception in this case if i were you +i ll let you get back to it nice meeting you my pleasure +then why have you come we got a 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don t you lock up and buy me a sub +nowhere fast why don t you lock up and buy me a sub uh i can t i m kind of working on something +great so what are you guys working on oh just checking something for an old friend +who just someone we know oh ray +who who who aaah nobody i can t tell you +aaah nobody i can t tell you who ray +who ray dana dana barrett +well holmes what do you think it s an interesting one pete if anything was going on it s totally subdued now +geez i forgot how heavy these things are okay let s heat em up +i m ray i m peter +hold on ray half price have you gone crazy i guess so pete because that s not all tell them what else we ve got egon +you know he ran that last lap in under six minutes if he wasn t dead he d be an olympic prospect +oh good you re here spengler and i have something really amazing to show you it s not that thing you do with your nostrils is it +and now you re going to eat it no i m just restoring it to its normal state +like a goat on garbage we re running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction +we re running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive reaction what kind of tests +what kind of tests well we sing to it we talk to it we say supportive nurturing things +well we sing to it we talk to it we say supportive nurturing things you re not sleeping with this stuff are you +what happened you just picked up three penalty points on your driver s license +i think we re going to have to pass on the sewer trip boys let me know what you find out okay but you re missing all the fun +it looks like a giant jello mold i hate jello +forget it the vienna boys choir couldn t get through this stuff good effort now what should we say supportive nurturing things to it ray +i hope we have enough stuff to do the job only one way to find out ready teddy +i don t think they make nikes in her size we re almost there lib step on it +my fault she s new in town +vigi vigi vigi you have been a bad little monkey 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you sick louis +oh dana it s you hi louis +hi louis hey it s crazy in here you re missing a classic party +hey it s crazy in here you re missing a classic party well actually louis i have a friend coming by +fine louis we ll stop in for a drink i got the twister game for later +are you the gatekeeper i am zuul +oh sure i m getting used to this i m innocent honest dana i never touched you not that i remember anyway +i m innocent honest dana i never touched you not that i remember anyway all right what happened to me +hello i m peter venkman may i help you yes well i m not sure what i have to say may sound a little unusual +yes well i m not sure what i have to say may sound a little unusual we re all professionals here miss +we re all professionals here miss barrett dana barrett +and then i opened the door again but it was gone there was nothing there so what do you think it was +why would anyone make up a thing like that some people like the attention some people are just crazy +is that your professional opinion it s in the stars +have you ever thought of moving out at least until this disturbance blows over no if i moved out now i d be acknowledging that what happened was real i m not ready to do that +you play the cello it s my favorite instrument really do you have a favorite piece +really do you have a favorite piece i d have to say prokofiev s third concerto +i d have to say prokofiev s third concerto that s a violin concerto +that s a violin concerto yeah but it s got a great cello break +you really don t act like a scientist no what do i act like +no what do i act like like a used car salesman +like a used car salesman thanks what s in there +well let s check it out i ll wait here if you don t mind +you re quite a housekeeper i told you i +i told you i i know it happened by itself +are you all right yeah yeah +there s nothing there now and i don t get any significant readings this is terrible either there s a monster in my kitchen or i m completely crazy +this is terrible either there s a monster in my kitchen or i m completely crazy if it s any comfort to you i don t think you re crazy +if it s any comfort to you i don t think you re crazy thanks coming from you that really means a lot to me +all right what do you want to do i think i should spend the night here +i think i should spend the night here that s it get out +that s it get out on a purely scientific basis +i want to help you i ll scream +i ll scream don t scream +don t scream then leave +then leave okay okay but if anything else happens you have to promise you ll call me +okay okay but if anything else happens you have to promise you ll call me all right +all right okay then i ll go +okay then i ll go goodbye +goodbye no kiss +great rehearsal you heard it +you heard it you re the best one in your row +you re the best one in your row most people can t hear me with the whole orchestra playing you re good +most people can t hear me with the whole orchestra playing you re good i don t have to take abuse from you i have other people dying to give it to me +i don t have to take abuse from you i have other people dying to give it to me i know you re quite a celebrity these days are you here because you have info about my case +i know you re quite a celebrity these days are you here because you have info about my case who s the stiff +who s the stiff the stiff he happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world and a wonderful man +the stiff he happens to be one of the finest musicians in the world and a wonderful man is he dying or something +yes but i have to tell you in private at a fine restaurant can t you tell me now +he is a very close friend do you have some explanation of what happened in my apartment yes but i have to tell you in private at a fine restaurant +you must have gotten the last copy well the name zuul refers to a demi god worshipped around 6000 b c by the what s that say +well the name zuul refers to a demi god worshipped around 6000 b c by the what s that say hittites the mesopotamians and the sumerians zuul was the minion of gozer +hittites the mesopotamians and the sumerians zuul was the minion of gozer gozer he was very big in the sumerian religion one of their gods +gozer he was very big in the sumerian religion one of their gods what s he doing in my refrigerator +what s he doing in my refrigerator i m checking on that i think we should meet thursday night at nine to talk about it +i m checking on that i think we should meet thursday night at nine to talk about it i don t think so i m busy thursday night +all right since you put it that way i ll pick you up at your place i ll bring along the roylance guide we can read after we eat +i ll pick you up at your place i ll bring along the roylance guide we can read after we eat i ve got to go now +hey dana what is it what happened i am zuul i am the gatekeeper +we must prepare for the coming of gozer okay i ll help you should we make some dip or something +okay i ll help 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that particular breed +he s a big one you don t want to mess with that particular breed definitely some sort of fighting spaniel i think +well that definitely looks like marshmallow to me yeah it s some kind of mallow type substance that s for sure +yeah it s some kind of mallow type substance that s for sure you have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street +you have to wonder why anybody would dump a marshmallow that size right in the middle of the street i wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area +i wonder if there might not be a very large cup of hot chocolate somewhere in the area that would definitely explain it +hello i m roger delacorte the head librarian are you the men from the university yes i m dr venkman and this is dr stantz +yes i m dr venkman and this is dr stantz thank you for coming i d appreciate it if we could take care of this quickly and quietly +thank you for coming i d 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the paper on the brooklyn job she paid with a visa card here are tonight s calls +and someone from the epa is here to see you the epa what s he want +can i help you i m walter peck i represent the environmental protection agency third district +i m walter peck i represent the environmental protection agency third district great how s it going +great how s it going are you peter venkman +are you peter venkman yes i m doctor venkman +exactly what are you a doctor of mr venkman i have ph d s in psychology and parapsychology +i have ph d s in psychology and parapsychology i see and now you catch ghosts +i see and now you catch ghosts you could say that +you could say that and how many ghosts have you caught mr venkman +and how many ghosts have you caught mr venkman i m not at liberty to say +i m not at liberty to say and where do you put these ghosts once you catch them +and where do you put these ghosts once you catch them in a storage facility +in a storage facility and would this storage facility be located on these premises +and would this storage facility be located on these premises yes it would +yes it would and may i see this storage facility +and may i see this storage facility no you may not +no you may not and why not mr venkman +and why not mr venkman because you didn t say the magic word +because you didn t say the magic word and what is the magic word mr venkman +and what is the magic word mr venkman the magic word is please +may i please see the storage facility why do you want to see it +go ahead get a court order then i m gonna sue your ass off for wrongful prosecution have it your way mr venkman +have it your way mr venkman hey make yourself useful go save a tree +the man is a psychopath your honor probably a mixture of gases no doubt stolen from the army +mr mayor it s a pretty simple choice you can believe mr pecker here that s peck +all right what is it a square +a square good guess but no +nervous yes i don t like this +yes i don t like this well just 75 more to go what s this one +well just 75 more to go what s this one two wavy lines +two wavy lines sorry this isn t your day +hey i m getting a little tired of this you volunteered didn t you aren t we paying you for this +you volunteered didn t you aren t we paying you for this yeah but i didn t know you were going to give me electric shocks what are you trying to prove +yeah but i didn t know you were going to give me electric shocks what are you trying to prove i m studying the effect of negative reinforcement on esp ability +i m studying the effect of negative reinforcement on esp ability i ll tell you the effect it pisses me off +i ll tell you the effect it pisses me off then my theory was correct +hey mister can i see those guns they re not guns they re particle throwers +they re not guns they re particle throwers yeah yeah i just want to see em +yeah yeah i just want to see em i couldn t do that you might hurt someone +were you recently in the bathroom what on earth gave you that idea +you re a regular sherlock holmes now what do you want when you were in the bathroom did you notice anything that was yellow and unusually smelly +oh you re here what have you got egon +what have you got egon oh this is big peter this is very big there s definitely something here +spengler are you serious about actually catching a ghost i m always serious +generally you don t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance what do you think egon she s telling the truth or at least she thinks she is +something was definitely here yeah i can smell it +don t cross the beams why not +why not trust me it will be bad +trust me it will be bad what do you mean bad +it s peter egon i ve got a problem what is it +what is it i m with dana barrett and she s floating three feet off the bed +i m with dana barrett and she s floating three feet off the bed does she want to be +all right i ll try i ll spend the night here and get back first thing in the morning +i ll spend the night here and get back first thing in the morning all right peter good night +he wants to shut down the storage grid if you turn that thing off we won t be responsible for the consequences +where s the keymaster oh shit +you talked to gozer get a grip on yourself egon i talked to dana barrett and she referred to gozer as the destructor +what now full stream with strogon pulse +on the count of three one two no them shoot them cross the beams +no you said crossing the beams would be bad it ll kill her and us life is just a state of mind +life is just a state of mind but it s my favorite state +i just realized something we ve never had a completely successful test with any of the equipment i blame myself +sorry buddy we d better adjust our streams +ray where are you are you all right god it s ugly +it s working easy easy i m going to throw in my trap now +set entry grid neutronize system shut +i ve got to sleep i need two new purge valves how s the grid around the storage facility holding up +what happened the storage facility blew this one shut off the protection grid +what do you mean by seen looked at with your eyes +looked at with your eyes well i was at an unexplained multiple high altitude rockfall once +what is it it looks like a big pair of breasts and a pot belly +i told you it s real what do we do now +what do we do now i don t know talk to it +i don t know talk to it what do i say +what do i say anything just make contact +anything just make contact hey lady lady can you talk who are you this is not working think of something else +hey lady lady can you talk who are you this is not working think of something else okay okay i got it i know what to do stay close i have a plan +for what purpose to go into business for ourselves +you ll never regret this ray my parents left me that house i was born there +my parents left me that house i was born there you re not going to lose the house everybody has three mortgages these days +you re not going to lose the house 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lovers +you must start clearing everything with me especially your lovers why are you so surly you ve won brother the people have bread and the city is quiet +why are you so surly you ve won brother the people have bread and the city is quiet what is that wailing +what is that wailing the fans of narcissus they were on vigil outside the school of proximo they believe he s dying +what are you talking about now that we re done with that infatuation forever +now that we re done with that infatuation forever if i ever loved narcissus it wasn t like you want +if i ever loved narcissus it wasn t like you want but i get what i want always don t i +tell lykas to send a retiarius and a samnite to help tiger you can t do that listen to the mood of the crowd +you can t do that listen to the mood of the crowd i want that bastard dead +i want that bastard dead you want control of the crowd you can t get it by killing their hero +you want control of the crowd you can t get it by killing their hero i 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know how wrong you are +you on your way to trial too general or do you think they ve already had our trial why you +why you my loyalties were in doubt +my loyalties were in doubt fools to let us both live we ll be our own best witnesses at our trial +fools to let us both live we ll be our own best witnesses at our trial that s what worries me +is this rome are we just going to be executed they can t if this is rome +no future telling please i ve been terrified enough for one day narcissus terrified you the only thing he s scared of is me +you know our two most senior senators gaius cantus and falco verus only from a distance +i thought all good generals were quick to recognize opportunities sneaking around with your brother +i m not fit for the job and as a matter of fact i m not taking the job why do you keep playing at being so humble it s a little embarrassing +why do you keep playing at being so humble it s a little embarrassing why do you play at being drunk +it s my brother s 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i can see that +i can see that the battle is over the war is over you ve won +i m a soldier we re at war i can t stay home tending the damned olive groves we don t need your help we re doing great on our own +let him trust quintus quintus is overly idealistic +quintus is overly idealistic i never knew a more idealistic man than you +i don t even want to imagine the things you ve seen what you don t want to imagine is the things i ve done +you teach them that s what i m going to do that s what i m going to do +you re a legate in the roman army huh and you act like one what was your crime i killed too many barbarians +condemned aren t i owed a trial before being condemned general all i know is you have been condemned to the colosseum and a trial is nowhere to be seen +general all i know is you have been condemned to the colosseum and a trial is nowhere to be seen impossible every citizen has a right to trial this is rome +take your hands off me animal chain him +i refuse to be your slave i refuse to fight we ll see +i m not a gladiator i refuse to fight then you ll die just know this because you asked i asked i m sorry but +general do you realize what happened out there today i didn t get killed and everyone else did +i didn t get killed and everyone else did that s one way to look at it +what would the poster say narcissus would kill for a taste of golden pompeii olive oil think about it just think about it +proximo if this is her doctor he s an assassin don t be ridiculous +tiger s challenged you and jerses has made me an offer made us both an offer you take a fall what the hell are you talking about greek +so i pretend i m dead you get gold what do i get you get to come alive again in the country +you get to come alive again in the country as what the galloping gladiator +as what the galloping gladiator the point is you get to fight the easy country circuit the small arenas relax live the good life +on you of course you are my bravest fighter the best fighter i have ever seen such nobility from such an ignoble mouth take my advice and make that bet +how much money is involved a great deal they designed and build tiger s chariot +a great deal they designed and build tiger s chariot they want to dump tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot right they don t waste time +they want to dump tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot right they don t waste time i can really rape them on this can i at least tell them you ll think about it +i can really rape them on this can i at least tell them you ll think about it no tell them i ll do it but i want more posters all over rome +no tell them i ll do it but i want more posters all over rome fantastic wonderful but posters are very expensive +fantastic wonderful but posters are very expensive then get a large cash advance +then get a large cash advance right right but they ll have to bring in a lawyer i don t want to get sued over this +right right but they ll have to bring in a lawyer i don t want to get sued over this before they leave get gold +before they leave get gold right right what am i thinking of +right right what am i thinking of i want another interview with cos tell him to bring plenty of ink +i want another interview with cos tell him to bring plenty of ink i ll do it sure as there s shit in the tiber we re all going to die but for you anything +i want nothing to do with the arena something else then do the chariot races interest you +do you want some dinner i d love some +why not if it s all right with you i m not hungry +no why should i i don t know +benjamin do you dislike me for some reason no why should i +will you take me home now i m sorry i took you in there +i m sorry i took you in there i think i d better go home now please +i think i d better go home now please but elaine +but elaine where is the car +where is the car i just want to tell you something +i want to go home but could i just tell you this one thing +listen could you stop crying please no i couldn t +this whole idea this date and everything it was my parents idea they forced me into it oh that s very nice of you to tell me +no i couldn t but could you try +would you like to come in i could make some coffee no i mean i wouldn t want to wake anyone up +no i mean i wouldn t want to wake anyone up we won t let s go inside +we won t let s go inside wait a minute +wait a minute is anything wrong +is anything wrong no i was just thinking look it s still early we could do something go somewhere else +no i was just thinking look it s still early we could do something go somewhere else all right +where we going i m trying to think of where there s a place to have a drink around here +listen elaine it seems to me that there isn t a bar in here i mean as far as i know of course there is look the veranda room right there +i m trying to think of where there s a place to have a drink around here isn t there one in the taft hotel +benjamin let s get out of here elaine let s go somewhere else +let s get out of here elaine let s go somewhere else benjamin do they know you +benjamin do they know you of course not +ben what s happening who is mr gladstone i don t know they must think i look like this guy gladstone +with a family yes she had a husband and a son +yes she had a husband and a son did they ever find out +all right during the day we ll go for a drive or something +what s the matter you ve got to go over the back fence and i ll meet you on the corner +you ve got to go over the back fence and i ll meet you on the corner benjamin what s happening +benjamin what s happening hurry up put your shoes on +why aren t you ready because i want to know what s happening +what is it that woman +that woman the older woman you mean the one who +you mean the one who yes the married woman it wasn t just some woman +elaine oh my god +no don t cry get out +get out don t cry +don t cry get out of here +i m meeting someone ah where +where are you meeting this person at the zoo +at the zoo the zoo they have a pretty good one here do they +the zoo they have a pretty good one here do they i ve never been to it +i ve never been to it oh well i haven t either i might just ride out there with you +where did he say he was going to meet you i thought he said by the monkey house +benjamin i would like to know what you re doing here here in berkeley +well i have this very pleasant room on carter street and i ve been getting to some classes but you re not enrolled +but you re not enrolled no i just sit in they don t seem to mind they ve been very congenial about it +benjamin you re i don t know what to say you re maybe we could get together some time and talk about it +maybe we could get together some time and talk about it really incredible +really incredible here he comes +i want to ask you a question come in +come in no i want to know why you re here in berkeley +no i want to know why you re here in berkeley because i am +because i am is it because i m here +is it because i m here what do you think +what do you think i think it is +i said i think it is all right then yes +all right then yes well i want you to leave +well i want you to leave elaine i love you +elaine i love you how could you do that benjamin +i don t understand did you say rape her +did you say rape her how you how anyone could do a thing like that +how you how anyone could do a thing like that what did she say +what did she say let me go +let me go you ve got to tell me what she said +because it isn t true i don t feel well +then what then you took her upstairs and you raped her +then you took her upstairs and you raped her elaine that is not what happened +don t tell me and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off and +and when we got up in the room she starts taking her her clothes off and benjamin this is my mother +benjamin this is my mother suddenly there she was without any clothes on i mean really naked +can i just sit here while you re packing if you want +what are you looking for my belt +my belt don t you have it on +don t you have it on no i have two the other one is the one i m looking for what s this it s from my grandmother +no i have two the other one is the one i m looking for what s this it s from my grandmother the marble +the marble the belt i m looking for was from my grandmother +what are you going to do now i don t know +i don t want you to leave tomorrow i don t understand +i don t understand i don t want you to go anywhere until you have a definite plan +i don t want you to go anywhere until you have a definite plan but elaine +but elaine goodbye +you won t i don t know +i don t know but you might +but you might i might +i might is that so you might marry me +i don t know how about tomorrow i don t mean to be pushy but +how about tomorrow i don t mean to be pushy but i don t know i don t know what s happening +i don t know i don t know what s happening you mean you re confused +well look don t be confused we re getting married i don t see how we can +i don t see how we can we just can +we just can i have to go back now +elaine are you serious about this i ll think about it +i ll think about it you really will +we could go down and get our blood tests tomorrow tomorrow +tomorrow or this afternoon it s a good day for it +or this afternoon it s a good day for it benjamin i haven t even said i ll marry you yet +benjamin i haven t even said i ll marry you yet we ll need our birth certificates i happen to have mine with me where s yours +i just don t think it would work why wouldn t it +why wouldn t it i just don t think it would +why don t you just drag me off if you want to marry me so much why don t i just drag you off all right i will right after we get the blood tests +why don t i just drag you off all right i will right after we get the blood tests well i have to see carl first +well i have to see carl first carl who +carl who carl smith he s a medical student we ve known him for years +carl smith he s a medical student we ve known him for years who that guy at the zoo +why do you have to see him well i said i might marry him +how did he do it did he get down on his knees he didn t get down on his knees i hope no benjamin +no benjamin well what did he say i m curious +well what did he say i m curious he said he thought we d make a pretty good team +he said he thought we d make a pretty good team oh no he said that +the day after tomorrow maybe we are and maybe we aren t +657 2036hello who is this +hello who is this this is dr smith s answering service +this is dr smith s answering service is the doctor anywhere +oh well i m not sure but you might try the first presbyterian that s on allan street thank you +thank you i certainly hope you +ben i just want to say one word to you just one word yes sir +yes sir are you listening +yes i am plastics +are you listening yes i am +exactly how do you mean there is a great future in plastics think about it will you think about it +there is a great future in plastics think about it will you think about it yes i will +yes i will okay enough said that s a deal +you a student not exactly +what s that i said not exactly no +i said not exactly no what are you then +what are you then well i m just sort of traveling through +one of those outside agitators oh no sir +oh no sir i hate that i won t stand for it +oh hello mr mccleery who screamed +who screamed it s all right mr mccleery +it s all right mr mccleery screaming isn t all right not in my house it isn t +screaming isn t all right not in my house it isn t it was just a visitor but it s all right now +what did you do to her look she s all right she s upset and she screamed but she s okay now +mr mccleery you heard me out of here +you heard me out of here what for +what for because i don t like you +mr mccleery do you have some change i need to use the phone i want you out of here +i am going to call the police now could i make one phone call first +could i make one phone call first get out +will you bring up my purse before you go i have to go now i m sorry +mrs robinson i m in the bathroom +i m in the bathroom well here s the purse +well here s the purse could you bring it up +could you bring it up well i ll hand it to you +i m putting it on the top step for god s sake benjamin will you stop acting that way and bring me the purse +i m putting it here by the door will you bring it in to me +will you bring it in to me i d rather not +i d rather not all right put it in the room where we were +mrs robinson i don t quite know how to put this benjamin +benjamin look i was thinking about that time after the party +look i was thinking about that time after the party where are you +where are you and i was wondering if i could buy you a drink or something +and i was wondering if i could buy you a drink or something where are you +where are you uh the taft hotel +uh the taft hotel did you get a room +did you get a room no now i know it s pretty late and if you d rather +no now i know it s pretty late and if you d rather give me an hour +can i help you sir what oh no i m just +the singleman party sir oh yes the singleman party +oh yes the singleman party it s in the main ballroom +it s in the main ballroom ahh thank you +yes sir a room i d like a room please +a room i d like a room please a single room or a double room +a single room or a double room a single just for myself please +a single just for myself please will you sign the register please +is anything wrong sir what no nothing +what no nothing do you have any luggage mister gladstone +do you have any luggage mister gladstone luggage yes yes i do +luggage yes yes i do where is it +where is your luggage well it s in the car it s out in the car +well it s in the car it s out in the car very good sir i ll have a porter bring it in +oh i guess this isn t the bathroom is it it s down the hall +how are you benjamin fine thank you the bathroom is down at the end of the hall +is it a girl is what a girl +is what a girl whatever it is you re upset about +whatever it is you re upset about oh no i m just sort of disturbed about things +oh no i m just sort of disturbed about things in general +in general that s right +i want you to come in till i get the lights on what for +what for because i don t feel safe until i get the lights on +would you mind walking ahead of me to the sun porch i feel funny about coming into a dark house but it s light in there now +all right then what do you drink +benjamin i m sorry to be this way but i don t want to be alone in this house why not +why not please wait till my husband gets home +please wait till my husband gets home when is he coming back +when is he coming back i don t know +well why can t you just lock the doors and go to bed i m very neurotic +what do you think of me what do you mean +what do you mean you ve known me nearly all of your life you must have formed some opinion +you ve known me nearly all of your life you must have formed some opinion well i ve always thought that you were a very nice person +well i ve always thought that you were a very nice person did you know i was an alcoholic +did you know that look i think i should be going +look i think i should be going sit down benjamin +oh no mrs robinson oh no what s wrong +what s wrong mrs robinson you didn t i mean you didn t expect +i mean you didn t really think that i would do something like that like what +like what what do you think +what do you think well i don t know +aren t you why no i hadn t thought of it i feel rather flattered that you +why no i hadn t thought of it i feel rather flattered that you mrs robinson will you forgive me for what i just said +mrs robinson will you forgive me for what i just said it s all right +it s all right it s not all right it s the worst thing i ve ever said to anyone +it s not all right it s the worst thing i ve ever said to anyone sit down +sit down please forgive me because i like you i don t think of you that way but i m mixed up +please forgive me because i like you i don t think of you that way but i m mixed up all right now finish your drink +all right now finish your drink mrs robinson it makes me sick that i said that to you +mrs robinson it makes me sick that i said that to you we ll forget it right now finish your drink +we ll forget it right now finish your drink what is wrong with me +what is wrong with me have you ever seen elaine s portrait +have you ever seen elaine s portrait her portrait +we had it done last christmas would you like to see it very much +i don t remember her as having brown eyes benjamin +i think i ll go to bed oh well goodnight +oh well goodnight won t you unzip my dress +won t you unzip my dress i d rather not mrs robinson +i d rather not mrs robinson if you still think i m trying to seduce you +if you still think i m trying to seduce you no i don t but i just feel a little funny +no i don t but i just feel a little funny benjamin you ve known me all your life +benjamin you ve known me all your life i know that but i m +i know that but i m come on +what are you so scared of i m not scared mrs robinson +i m not scared mrs robinson then why do you keep running away +then why do you keep running away because you re going to bed i don t think i should be up here +haven t you ever seen anybody in a slip before yes i have +but i just look what if mr robinson walked in right now what if he did +what if he did well it would look pretty funny wouldn t it +well it would look pretty funny wouldn t it don t you think he trusts us together +don t you think he trusts us together of course he does but he might get the wrong idea anyone might +of course he does but he might get the wrong idea anyone might i don t see why i m twice as old as you are how could anyone think +i don t see why i m twice as old as you are how could anyone think but they would don t you see +but they would don t you see benjamin i m not trying to seduce you i wish you d +benjamin i m not trying to seduce you i wish you d i know that but please mrs robinson this is difficult for me +i know that but please mrs robinson this is difficult for me why is it +i really don t want to put this on again won t you bring it up where is it +where is it on that chair in the hall +don t be nervous get away from that door +get away from that door i want to say something first +i want to say something first jesus christ +jesus christ benjamin i want you to know i m available to you if you won t sleep with me this time +benjamin i want you to know i m available to you if you won t sleep with me this time oh my god +let me out do you understand what i said +do you understand what i said yes yes let me out +yes yes let me out because i find you very attractive and any time +yes i do i ve got to go +hello benjamin oh hello hello +may i sit down of course +how are you very well thank you +may i have a drink a drink of course +you don t have to be so nervous you 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absolutely right absolutely it s 512 thank you +thank you you re welcome well i ll see you later mrs robinson +i ll get undressed now is that all right sure shall i i mean shall i just stand here i mean i don t know what you want me to do +sure shall i i mean shall i just stand here i mean i don t know what you want me to do why don t you watch +why don t you watch oh sure thank you +wood or wire they have both either one will be fine +thank you you re welcome +would this be easier for you in the dark mrs robinson i can t do this +mrs robinson i can t do this you what +you what this is all terribly wrong +this is all terribly wrong benjamin do you find me undesirable +benjamin is this your first time is this what +is this what it is isn t it it is your first time +it is isn t it it is your first time that s a laugh mrs robinson that s really a laugh ha ha +that s a laugh mrs robinson that s really a laugh ha ha you can admit that can t you +you can admit that can t you are you kidding 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only one arm +they knocked out my tooth only one tooth +sure i am what made you turn up after all these years i m working down in san diego just for a few weeks thought i d drop in on my long lost son +i m working down in san diego just for a few weeks thought i d drop in on my long lost son nice to see you what am i doing in here +well you re all right now i guess i have to get down to the track thanks uh lilly +thanks uh lilly don t mention it +don t mention it i guess i owe you my life +it s there the boss called you said so yourself and that dump you live in those clown pictures on the walls +i guess i owe you my life you always did +you re one to talk still running playback money for the mob that s me that s who i am you were never cut out for the rackets roy and if you +that s me that s who i am you were never cut out for the rackets roy and if you how come +not as tough as you huh no and you have to be +that was my choice nothing to do with you i took a chance and it didn t work out bluebell came in +lucky you call that lucky he let me live he let me be his friend +you don t put up with that nobody has to put up with that you do if you re where i am where you want to be how d you get that punch in the stomach roy +i tripped over a chair get off the grift roy +i just give you your life what you do with it is up to you that s right +roy what are you doing in san diego myra and me come down to lajolla for the weekend +if you come out to the track don t know me we won t hit the track the beach couple a nice restaurants +what s that four grand for the hospital is that enough +four grand for the hospital is that enough roy i don t want money from you +roy i don t want money from you i pay my debts +expecting visitors no that was the point +you ought to put a bandage on that no can do have to dip in and out of my bag too much besides it ll heal in the air +i thought i was hoping we could play it straight with one another i guess not you ll be heading east from here huh +i guess not you ll be heading east from here huh after the meet back to baltimore +after the meet back to baltimore well nice to see you again lilly +well nice to see you again lilly you too roy +going somewhere somewhere else that s for sure +somewhere else that s for sure i just came back from phoenix +i just came back from phoenix oh yeah is the frame holding +oh yeah is the frame holding looks very solid lilly sit down take a minute tell me about it +looks very solid lilly sit down take a minute tell me about it i ve really got to +i ve really got to you re dead lilly it worked +you re dead lilly it worked not for long not when they do a fingerprint check +not for long not when they do a fingerprint check why should they the cops are satisfied +why should they the cops are satisfied bobo won t be he ll spend the money to make sure +bobo won t be he ll spend the money to make sure even so you still got time relax a minute tell me what happened sit down +no you wouldn t that s what she was after though but why hit on me i wouldn t go in on a deal with her she blamed you for it +i wouldn t go in on a deal with her she blamed you for it as though you do what i say +as though you do what i say that s pretty funny all right what happened in phoenix +i m sorry i hated to take your money but don t be sorry you re not taking it +i need this roy i can t run without money and if i can t run i m dead you must have some money +you must have some money just a few bucks +just a few bucks and myra s stuff +and myra s stuff her credit cards how far am i gonna get with that +her credit cards how far am i gonna get with that far enough maybe up to san francisco or st louis someplace new start over +far enough maybe up to san francisco or st louis someplace new start over at what +at what you re smart lilly and you re good looking you won t have any trouble finding a job +you re smart lilly and you re good looking you won t have any trouble finding a job a job i ve never had 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years with the best in the business cole langley i ve heard the name +i ve heard the name it was beautiful and getting better all the time +it was beautiful and getting better all the time is that right +is that right it is roy and now right now it s the perfect time the best time since i ve been in the game +he didn t think they were risks he was so good roy he could just play with the mark and when he got serious +and a month later the sucker calls the cops and you re on the run no no he never calls the cops not after we give him the blow off +no no he never calls the cops not after we give him the blow off yeah how +what happened to cole he retired +upstate upstate where +upstate where atascadero +atascadero that s where they keep the criminally insane isn t it +take a hike you mean i need a partner roy i need an inside man and you re it you could be as wonderful as cole +i need a partner roy i need an inside man and you re it you could be as wonderful as cole i don t know myra i never had partners i never needed them +i don t know myra i never had partners i never needed them not to take soldiers for a hundred bucks but how about taking a bank president for a hundred grand +i still don t see why we have to have separate rooms you expect your father to come through separate bathrooms darling i will not lay out all my cosmetics for you to knock over +separate bathrooms darling i will not lay out all my cosmetics for you to knock over things a man isn t supposed to know +open your door what what for +what what for open it and find out +you i don t know if you could have seen your face when i told you good night you looked so so ah +if you could have seen your face when i told you good night you looked so so ah oh come here +you were gone for a while i went out to delmar +i went out to delmar the track did you run into lilly +the track did you run into lilly i saw her +i saw her she didn t see you in other words +you must have some very knowledgeable friends i m 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comes to us all mister dillon that s true mr simms +well i m back now i just wanted you to know gotta rush happy to see you looking so good +no thanks i m not thirsty it s for your cigarette i prefer not to contaminate my crime scene with micropollutants +why am i here they said on the phone you were assigned to the meyers case +well when you put it that way right so why don t we get on with this investigation +right so why don t we get on with this investigation i like a woman who takes control +one set of muddy shoe prints that don t match either of the victim s +unable to escape she turns and attacks the killer but doesn t connect no blood on the knife +the killer knocks the knife out of her hand with the wrought iron poker broken blood vessels on her right forearm +as which point she drops to her knees in pain explaining the low height of the blood splatter on the curtains +impressive blake where d you learn how to do that girl scouts +the cemetery yeah alright i ll be there in ten 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don t know +he found you didn t he get on the bus +get on the bus where s molly she s not in her room +where s molly she s not in her room just get on the bus +just get on the bus i m not leaving without her +i m not leaving without her john you can t help her now +john you can t help her now what where is she +oh god no not molly please get on the bus +yeah me too keri call me laurie will ya +call me laurie will ya keri laurie how about if i just call you mom +keri laurie how about if i just call you mom that would work +shelve the barf bag it s the key to the main gate where d you get it +where d you get it swiped it from my mom s desk yesterday +swiped it from my mom s desk yesterday you stole it +you stole it i borrowed it +why not i can t afford to get caught +nah i didn t tell her where i went is that all you guys can think about amy never came back last night maybe she s in trouble +what are you doing here i came to see you +i came to see you i can see that why +i can see that why can i come in +can i come in are you crazy you ll get caught +are you crazy you ll get caught then you come out here +then you come out here then i ll get caught +then i ll get caught well i m not going until i talk to you +well i m not going until i talk to you alright i ll come out just be quiet +you look kind of cold i m okay +i m okay here take my jacket +okay tell you what you can still be the school r a but no dance tomorrow night okay thank you +aren t they doing a terrific job this year looks great it does +looks great it does you okay you seem a little off +you okay you seem a little off nothing a good stiff drink can t fix +it s john isn t it it s always john +it s always john still wants to move out +still wants to move out he s been living out of moving boxes for three months +he s been living out of moving boxes for three months this kid just wants his freedom +this kid just wants his freedom it s not going to happen +it s not going to happen the tighter you squeeze the harder he ll try to break free +the tighter you squeeze the harder he ll try to break free oh please you get that out of a fortune cookie +oh please you get that out of a fortune cookie doesn t make it bad advice +i m going into town run a few errands before dark need anything a box of fortune cookies i m running out of advice +a box of fortune cookies i m running out of advice bye will +what are you looking at i m fine i just need to lie down +my name hasn t always been keri tate it was once laurie strode you re right it does sound strange +michael meyers the serial killer +the serial killer he s my brother +no will this isn t the alcohol talking it s the truth i can t believe this is happening +i can t believe this is happening shit happens +you just dropped a shitload on him give him some time to digest it are you going to leave too +not a real fan of halloween humor will oh right sorry +oh right sorry i m gonna head back to the office finish up some things +i m gonna head back 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t scaring the hell out of me once today enough +wasn t scaring the hell out of me once today enough nope hey you think i ll win scariest costume +nope hey you think i ll win scariest costume linda you are without a doubt the scariest person on campus +where s shane condom boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria +condom boy is waiting for me in the cafeteria but the dance is in the gymnasium +but the dance is in the gymnasium very insightful +let the party begin have enough fun for the both of us +have enough fun for the both of us oh don t be such a victim +he do that to you another episode of daddy knows best at the strode house +another episode of daddy knows best at the strode house pig what the hell happened this time +beth who s that guy that lives across the hall from you why you interested +why you interested no i keep seeing him staring out his window watching me +mom who is this kara no this is beth +kara no this is beth what are you doing there where s my mother +what are you doing there where s my mother we were worried about you guys so we left early to see if you were +we were worried about you guys so we left early to see if you were is tim there +is tim there he s in the bathroom +hold on hot lips we got work to do shit beth why do we have to be the ones to organnize this friggin fair it s only halloween +whatever happened to women in back reality check dillweed this is 1995 +happy fuckin halloween someone s trying to scare us out of having this fair and it s not gonna work +jesus that s my neighbor tommy isn t he that psycho who s been spying on my sister +but they re gonna light the tree in a few minutes we can light our own tree at home +guess they went to the fair after all guess so +what if your parents come home then they can watch +aren t you gonna answer that answer what +answer what what if it s kara +shh mommy s here what is it the voice man he s here +home is here in grandma and grandpa s new house at least while i m in college remember our deal the kids at school said this is a haunted house that a bad man used to live here +the kids at school said this is a haunted house that a bad man used to live here they did did they since when did we start listening to the kids at school +they did did they since when did we start listening to the kids at school but i ve seen him +but i ve seen him you ve been watching too much tv +you ve been watching too much tv he says things bad things +he says things bad things like what +no mom keep it on okay but just for tonight +mom i want to go to the fair you can t expect us to stay here +come on mom we re gonna miss all the fun stuff danny you re just going to have to wait +mommy i m scared there s nothing to be scared of baby it s just another storm try to get some sleep +there s nothing to be scared of baby it s just another storm try to get some sleep i can t the voice man is coming to get me +i can t the voice man is coming to get me no one s coming to get you not while i m around +no one s coming to get you not while i m around promise +promise i promise +mommy danny +shitheads defacing my property i showed them relax john they were just kids +relax john they were just kids kids are what s ruining this country everywhere you go it s the same no goddamn respect +see what i m talkin about you ll never pass that exam on an empty stomach kara +what is it this time a man came by the house a psychiatrist by the name of loomis +he told me about the terrible things that happened here in our house what the fuck are you doing letting strangers in without +what the fuck are you doing letting strangers in without john they sound jamie lloyd this morning someone tried to kill her +debra you re fuckin insane you knew didn t you john you knew +i ve been knocking the door was open is everything all right in here who are you +who are you i ve come to help your family +jamie but i thought she was found this morning in a field outside haddonfield stabbed +what should i do lock the doors and call your husband get your family as far away from haddonfield as possible +lock the doors and call your husband get your family as far away from haddonfield as possible god this can t be true +come on sweetheart what is this who s coming it s michael michael myers +so they re trying to kill you and your baby don t tell me your name also happens to be rosemary no please listen they re coming coming for me and my baby +so they re trying to kill you and your baby don t tell me your name also happens to be rosemary no please listen they re coming coming for me and my baby +no please listen they re coming coming for me and my baby come on sweetheart what is this who s coming +come on sweetheart what is this who s coming it s michael michael myers +she wasn t here when i brought danny home from danny go downstairs now +my god what have you done to him i didn t he got in a fight and i +i didn t he got in a fight and i you stay away from him +god what s wrong with him here let me try +kyle s mother might be dead for all i know now i m afraid he could be next why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby +why would anyone want to kill an innocent baby not just kyle all of you his entire family here look at this +it was there when i found him this morning it looks like some kind of letter or number or it s a rune thorn +where are you going to find the rest of your family before michael myers does or whoever s been controlling him +danny danny mrs blankenship have you seen the little boy who came in with me and +where s the baby he s gone +danny danny where are you kara no +what now wait a minute +come on it s not working +christ what a night not even so much as a sign for five miles on that road that s the whole idea of living in the country i thrive on the seclusion +but surely rogers isn t retiring +we need you dr loomis you should know that it s not wise to play halloween pranks on me +but with rogers and his house of hacks gone you d make the rules just 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heard her didn t you it was jamie i m sorry but do i know you +yes tommy what are you doing here please just tell me the truth has michael myers come home +no there had to be someone else who knew only me and dr wynn +miss me baby i dunno boy +it s a bitch a bitch +a bitch didn t recognize you +didn t recognize you we ve never met +we ve never met i wonder who ll recognize us first they ll wet their pants +i wonder who ll recognize us first they ll wet their pants i hope the men do i would rather the women didn t +i hope the men do i would rather the women didn t i m gonna wet my pants +home jesus i m like this home home is important to a man +home is important to a man you know what gets me +used to be against the law didn t it i suppose +i suppose must have changed that law +you know what gets me oh shit +looseleaf will you get the hell home at least we found the diamonds +at least we found the diamonds at least +at least i d really feel stupid if we didn t bring anything back home +i d really feel stupid if we didn t bring anything back home it s enough that you ve brought yourself home +it s enough that you ve brought yourself home i wish you d tell alice that and that goddamn mrs wheeler +i wish you d tell alice that and that goddamn mrs wheeler tell them yourself +tell them yourself you don t know my mother in law boy +this room is full of ghosts you re lucky boy my house is gonna be filled with people +you know what gets me go home +go home thank god we found the fucking diamonds +thank god we found the fucking diamonds the hell with the diamonds +the hell with the diamonds you were rich before this is the first time i was ever rich +you were rich before this is the first time i was ever rich go home show them how rich you are for a change +go home show them how rich you are for a change can i have the cadillac +can i have the cadillac take the cadillac and drive it off a cliff for all i care +take the cadillac and drive it off a cliff for all i care what ll you do for transportation +what ll you do for transportation i ll buy a hundred more cadillacs go home +i ll buy a hundred more cadillacs go home you know what gets me about that cadillac +you know what gets me about that cadillac go home +go home i m liable to find anything +i m liable to find anything that s the point walk in there and find whatever there is to find before alice can cover it up +so long colonel you know what gets me +you know what gets me let s talk about it some other time +let s talk about it some other time how short the skirts are +how short the skirts are good night colonel it s been beautiful +good night colonel it s been beautiful something very important about sex must have happened while we were gone +i ve been looking at motorcycles go home +go home you ever own a motorcycle +and how were things let s talk about something else +otherwise how are things i sure didn t expect her to drop dead +could have happened to anybody first nagasaki now this +first nagasaki now this how about breakfast wife +i dunno boy the educational process +the educational process i guess you re lucky you don t have any old people around here +i guess you re lucky you don t have any old people around here she was about to get married again she locked me out of the bedroom last night +what s funny about that you know me boy +how do you know that you told me +when we were up in the tree so long with the bats oh i d forgotten +oh i d forgotten fourteen times you told me i counted +go to the funeral of course not only go to it but go to it in full uniform rent a uniform +of course not only go to it but go to it in full uniform rent a uniform that s against the law isn t it i can t wear a uniform anymore +that s against the law isn t it i can t wear a uniform anymore wear your uniform and every decoration and let them despise you if they dare +wear your uniform and every decoration and let them despise you if they dare alice would be absolutely tear ass +i didn t know we had any women left the world is teeming with women ours to enjoy +the world is teeming with women ours to enjoy every time i start thinking like that i get the clap +i told you the uniform wouldn t help it helped more than you know down deep people were deeply affected +it helped more than you know down deep people were deeply affected you keep on saying deep and deeply i wish something good would happen on the surface sometime +so kid how they hanging or don t you say that to a little kid he s a man tell him you re a man +of course you ll go you re going to fly the helicopter i dunno +i dunno you re so low look at that beautiful red meat you haven t touched it +you re so low look at that beautiful red meat you haven t touched it sorry at least you ve got a place to come back to i don t have a place to come back to anymore +sorry at least you ve got a place to come back to i don t have a place to come back to anymore all the more reason to go to africa +all the more reason to go to africa i dunno you know i used to really love that alice do you know that +i dunno you know i used to really love that alice do you know that you know her for what she is now garbage +you know her for what she is now garbage i dunno +hi penelope shut up you ninny you were never to come here again for any reason whatsoever +what s this i wouldn t want to be married to me we re too crazy you know +i wouldn t want to be married to me we re too crazy you know in what way pray tell +in what way pray tell i didn t like that violin thing that was sad +i didn t like that violin thing that was sad tit for tat as simple as that +tit for tat as simple as that you never played a violin +you never played a violin you did +okay okay you re an imbecile +you re an imbecile i know you think that +i know you think that everybody thinks that +everybody thinks that anybody who d drop an atom bomb on a city has to be pretty dumb +anybody who d drop an atom bomb on a city has to be pretty dumb the one direct decisive intelligent act of your life +the one direct decisive intelligent act of your life i don t think so it could have been +i don t think so it could have been if what +how are you honeybunch is penelope in +is penelope in the posies are for her +the posies are for her i wanted to apologize +i wanted to apologize you ve come to the right man +you ve come to the right man i forgot my vacuum cleaner +i forgot my vacuum cleaner i forget mine for years on end +i forget mine for years on end oh my god and you are looseleaf harper +i can t get over how you guys are my friends harold ryan and looseleaf harper are my friends our pleasure +our pleasure eight years you guys were together through thick and thin +are we really going to find out where the elephants go to die i d rather go to viet nam +i d rather go to viet nam would somebody please pass me the catsup +would somebody please pass me the catsup what you say is pass the fucking catsup +what you say is pass the fucking catsup pass the fucking catsup +insurance you actually sold insurance +what an awful sound get used to it back door paul +it s possible of course that you ll die in africa i ve considered that +i ve considered that selling vacuum cleaners isn t the best preparation you could have +selling vacuum cleaners isn t the best preparation you could have i just want one true adventure before i die +i just want one true adventure before i die that can be arranged +fifty years you re making a joke +you re making a joke i m interested in long term expectations +i m interested in long term expectations it s engineered to last about fifteen years +it s engineered to last about fifteen years things oh you silly people and your things things things things +if i were married to him i sure wouldn t walk out never mind the condition of your body and your spirit look after your things your things +we got to get another pilot for what +for what for africa +for africa do you really think that harold ryan 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+anybody home as a matter of fact +you were about to ask a question are you do you +do you know who wanda june is life has denied me that thrill +life has denied me that thrill do you mind if i ask who you are +dr woodly dr woodly i should make a little list +dr woodly i should make a little list is anybody besides you here now +is anybody besides you here now the doctor was called away on an emergency i think it was birth +the doctor was called away on an emergency i think it was birth where s mom +where s mom you don t know where your mother is does she put on a short skirt and go drinking all night +you don t know where your mother is does she put on a short skirt and go drinking all night she went to the fight with herb shuttle i guess +she went to the fight with herb shuttle i guess you think you could find me a pencil and paper +you think you could find me a pencil and paper i ll see +man and boy everybody says he was so brave +everybody says he was so brave even this herb shuttle you said +even this herb shuttle you said he worships father +he worships father ah and what sort of man is this worshiper +ah and what sort of man is this worshiper he s a vacuum cleaner salesman +she met him at college college +college they were in the same creative writing class +they were in the same creative writing class college +college she has a master s degree in english literature +he insults him all the time excellent +what s good about that it makes life spicy +excellent what s good about that +harold the patron saint of taxidermy what does he do of an athletic nature +what does he do of an athletic nature nothing he plays a violin in a doctors quartet +nothing he plays a violin in a doctors quartet aha he has a brilliant military record i m sure +aha he has a brilliant military record i m sure he was a stretcher bearer in the korean war were you in a war with father +he was a stretcher bearer in the korean war were you in a war with father big ones little ones teeny weeny ones just and otherwise +big ones little ones teeny weeny ones just and otherwise tell me some true stories about dad +dad dad the boy wants tales of derring do name a country england +tell me some true stories about dad dad dad the boy wants tales of derring do name a country +england oh hell +oh hell dad was never in england +the sting as in death where is thy sting he killed at least fifty men wounded hundreds more +as in death where is thy sting he killed at least fifty men wounded hundreds more the sting +tell me that i saw your father fight major siegfried von konigswald the beast of yugoslavia hand to hand +i saw your father fight major siegfried von konigswald the beast of yugoslavia hand to hand tell me that tell me that +mhravitch we came up behind a sentry and your father slit his throat before he could utter a sound +don t care for cold steel a knife is worse than a bullet i don t know +i don t know the story gets hairier should i stop +mhravitch remember that name mhravitch +mhravitch the name will live forever it was there that harold ryan slew the beast of yugoslavia mhravitch +the name will live forever it was there that harold ryan slew the beast of yugoslavia mhravitch when i grow up i m going to go to mhravitch +when i grow up i m going to go to mhravitch it s rather a disappointment these days it isn t there any more +i wanted to go out for football but mom was afraid i d get hurt you re supposed to get hurt +does it bother you to have your mother engaged to a man like that they re not engaged +they re not engaged he seems to think they are he told me that were +he seems to think they are he told me that were oh no no no no no it can t be how embarrassing +oh no no no no no it can t be how embarrassing you re a very good boy to respond that way +you re a very good boy to respond that way no no no no no +no no no no no i d like to use the sanitary facilities if i may +i d like to use the sanitary facilities if i may go ahead no no no no +wants to fix up her makeup no doubt is looseleaf harper alive +she s a real heavy sleeper sometimes why don t you go to bed son +why don t you go to bed son i can t take my eyes off you +i can t take my eyes off you tomorrow s another day paul you know what my english literature teacher said about you +tomorrow s another day paul you know what my english literature teacher said about you can t it keep till morning +tomorrow s saturday anyway she s dead penelope +penelope she was killed in the park two months ago in the daytime +she was killed in the park two months ago in the daytime penelope +penelope she was on her way home from a meeting of the african violet society and they got her +she was on her way home from a meeting of the african violet society and they got her will you go to bed +will you go to bed yes sir if you can t wake mom up i ve got double decker bunks +a hundred dollars the smallest thing i ve got +the smallest thing i ve got can i get dressed first +can i get dressed first make it fast +couldn t you have vanished quietly out the back door a hundred dollars for breakfast +a hundred dollars for breakfast leave a tip +what kind of exercise beat the shit out of someone who hates you +who was it it s mom +what s this nothing +nothing that s a rifle you have +pick up that cartridge and slip it back into the chamber where it belongs gee whiz dad +gee whiz dad welcome to manhood you little sparrowfart load that gun +then speak by god can you fight with words i don t want to fight you +i don t want to fight you get mad tell me you don t like the way i treat your mother tell me you wish i d never come home +get mad tell me you don t like the way i treat your mother tell me you wish i d never come home it s your house dad +i m talking to you gently now yeah but it s going to get loud again +can i help you sir i think so daughter how old are you +i think so daughter how old are you eighteen and a half +eighteen and a half a springbok an oryx a gemsbok a gazelle +did you ever daydream that you would one day meet a friendly millionaire i m engaged +i m engaged daughter i love you very much +daughter i love you very much you don t even know me +you don t even know me you are woman i know woman well +you are woman i know woman well this is crazy +this is crazy destiny often seems that way you re going to marry me +destiny often seems that way you re going to marry me what do you do for a living +some kind of animal the pelt is black it s a kind of man +how do you do how do you do mrs ryan i d heard you were beautiful and so you are am i intruding here +how do you do mrs ryan i d heard you were beautiful and so you are am i intruding here not at all +not at all i couldn t help overhearing that you were about to get married again +what s the matter give us time +give us time like hugging a lamp post +like hugging a lamp post give us time harold to adjust to your being alive +give us time harold to adjust to your being alive you were well 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don t want that chancre mechanic in here +i don t want that chancre mechanic in here he s a very decent man harold +he s a very decent man harold we all are +we all are shouldn t you lie down +shouldn t you lie down when i m dead or fucking +when i m dead or fucking paul said you were awfully sick +paul said you were awfully sick i was i was it never lasts long +nothing would please me more thank god +i m so glad you like each other i was so scared so scared have some +i could carve a better man out of a banana please +awful i can t tell you how sorry i am say hello to your mother +say hello to your mother do say hello to your mother +now that s what i call fun ghastly cruel unnecessary +ghastly cruel unnecessary you ll get so you enjoy twitting weaklings again you used to eat it up +a trip you mean i had a trip we ll honeymoon here go out and play +he hasn t had breakfast yet buy yourself breakfast there we go +honeymoon honeymoon say it honeymoon it s so so stark +it s so so stark 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to feel like slaves +they don t have to feel like slaves then go now and fry with dignity sunnyside up +that s what you re supposed to say this is not a coy deception i do not want to be scrogged i want love i want tenderness +this is not a coy deception i do not want to be scrogged i want love i want tenderness you don t know you want that s the way god built you +it couldn t i d like to have the expert opinion of the fish along with yours +i d like to have the expert opinion of the fish along with yours fish can t feel +such as the whole concept of heroism and its sexual roots +the whole concept of heroism and its sexual roots tell me about its sexual roots +you learned this in some college course i learned a lot of things in college actually it was norbert who told me that +i learned a lot of things in college actually it was norbert who told me that the doctor +and what is his most cherished possession his most cherished possession his violin i guess +his most cherished possession his violin i guess and he keeps it in his apartment +and no one s there now i don t think so +i don t think so that s too bad i would rather have him at home to see what i m going to do +that s too bad i would rather have him at home to see what i m going to do what are you going to do +no you re not why not +why not because if you do i ll leave you harold goodbye +i came for my clothes sneaking in the back door +sneaking in the back door i rang it seemed like the proper door for a servile worthless organism to use +i came for paul as well if he wants to go +if he wants to go you took him to the funeral i hear +you took him to the funeral i hear he d never seen a corpse he s seen a dozen now +he d never seen a corpse he s seen a dozen now a dozen +a dozen it s a big and busy funeral home +it s a big and busy funeral home did you like it dear +he cried about a broomstick and a cigar box and the attenuated intestines of an alley cat +about a broomstick and a cigar box and the attenuated 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woman do not detest him for his cowardice it seems highly intelligent to me +like what action interaction give and take challenge and response +he s a child with an iron penis three feet long load it boy +with an iron penis three feet long load it boy you re begging him to kill you +you re begging him to kill you if he thinks he s man enough +if he thinks he s man enough that s really what you want you become furious when people won t make you dead +that s really what you want you become furious when people won t make you dead i m teaching my son to be a man +i m teaching my son to be a man so he can kill you you hate your own life that much you beg for a hero to kill you +so he can kill you you hate your own life that much you beg for a hero to kill you i plan to live one hundred years +i plan to live one hundred years no you don t +no you don t if that s the case what s to prevent my killing myself +if that s the case what s to prevent my killing myself honor i suppose +honor i suppose what a handsome word +and my son the only son of harold ryan he s going to grow up to be a vanisher too i don t know i hope he never hunts i hope he never kills another human being +i don t know i hope he never hunts i hope he never kills another human being you hope this too +i m turning off the alarm i m turning off everything ah the lady is armed +i mean it then you d better fix your bayonet because there aren t any bullets in the gun +then you d better fix your bayonet because there aren t any bullets in the gun where s the bullet +help your mother find the bullet there it is give it to me +how do i load load it for her +all right am i exceedingly dangerous now the national safety council would be appalled +give me that goddamn thing now get out of here or i might kill you who knows you ve killed women +you ve killed women seventeen of them eleven by accident march move you too +can i uh help you gentlemen gentlemen that s nice +gentlemen that s nice you startled me +the door ws unlocked is it always unlocked it s always locked +it s always locked but here you are inside aren t you +but here you are inside aren t you you re you re old friends of harold ryan +you re you re old friends of harold ryan we tried to be we tried to be +we tried to be we tried to be he s dead you know +he s dead you know dead such a final word dead did you hear that +hello oh hello mother hello mother +hello mother who did she say how far apart the pains were when was that oh dear +who did she say how far apart the pains were when was that oh dear oh dear +look i m sorry i have to go we ll miss you so +ahh then she s still alive she s fine please +she s fine please and still mrs harold ryan +and still mrs harold ryan will you please go an emergency +will you please go an emergency she still has just the one child the boy +yes yes the boy one boy and what exactly is your relationship to mrs ryan +and what exactly is your relationship to mrs ryan neighbor doctor i live across 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fee +tough luck you ll have to split the fee are are you crying penelope +are are you crying penelope she s crying because she s so happy +i feel the same way what next what next you leave promptly of course there is no question as to whose home this is +ah you re ambulatory what a brilliant diagnosis +well now what seems to be the trouble with the patient today a touch of malaria perhaps i know malaria malaria isn t caused by the bites of bats +i know malaria malaria isn t caused by the bites of bats you ve been bitten by bats +you can also describe its cure i m eating its cure i was going to ask +i was going to ask pacqualinincheewa root +pacqualinincheewa root would you say that again +would you say that again pacqualinincheewa root means cougar fang cures anything but a yellow streak down the back +pacqualinincheewa root means cougar fang cures anything but a yellow streak down the back i ve never heard of it +are you ve seen it work cures hundreds +we have have we that s an editorial we of course i haven t turned up anything personally +that s an editorial we of course i haven t turned up anything personally everything about you is the editorial we take that away from you and you d disappear +i thought she was a widow you were wrong you quack +i m going to have to report you to the department of health what for +it died for your sins this little corpse is intended as a lesson +this little corpse is intended as a lesson there s a certain amount of information there +there s a certain amount of information there lest we forget how cruel you are +this is man to man it s healer to killer is that the same thing +it s healer to killer is that the same thing what brought you back +what brought you back the same hairy humorless old gods who move you from hither to yon honor if you like +correct what an hallucination oh dear dear dear dear oh dearie me +what an hallucination oh dear dear dear dear oh dearie me you haven t heard me yet +you re a filthy rotten bastard oooooo that hurt +oooooo that hurt you re old so old +you re old so old now who s being cruel +now who s being cruel a living fossil like the cockroaches and the horseshoe crabs +i haven t told you harold how comical i think you are comical +hands and knees you say and terror if you don t mind +you re in one hell of a jam you realize that i m high as a kite +i m high as a kite glands you re supposed to be happy when you die call me comical again +glands you re supposed to be happy when you die call me comical again you re a clown you re a clown who kills but you re a clown +you re a clown you re a clown who kills but you re a clown i love you have a cigar +i love you have a cigar evolution has made you a clown with a cigar simple butchers like you are obsolete +evolution has made you a clown with a cigar simple butchers like you are obsolete i m to be left behind in primordial ooze +i m to be left behind in primordial ooze if you re at home in the ooze and nowhere else +if you re at home in the ooze and nowhere else this is going to become very physical are you prepared for that +this is going to become very physical are you prepared for that you re not such a creature of the ooze that you d hurt an unarmed man +you re not such a creature of the ooze that you d hurt an unarmed man i m an honorable clown +i m an honorable clown king arthur +king arthur you hope +you hope in any event i will not beg for mercy +in any event i will not beg for mercy no quarter asked no quarter given +no quarter asked no quarter given don t you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew +don t you laugh even inwardly at the heroic balderdash you spew cut me open find out +cut me open find out i ve struck my blow +i ve struck my blow with spittle +don quixote my violin is avenged +my violin is avenged something seems to have happened to my self respect +something seems to have happened to my self respect and the hell with it it was so tragically irrelevant so preposterously misinformed +and the hell with it it was so tragically irrelevant so preposterously misinformed the new hero is you +the new hero is you i hate crowds and i have no charisma +i hate crowds and i have no charisma you re too modest +here finish the job i m utterly satisfied +more clowning don t you see we never quit fighting until we re dead +we never quit fighting until we re dead you d be killing a friend don t you know how much i like you +you d be killing a friend don t you know how much i like you i m going to shoot you now +new dignity can be yours as a merciful man you can change like the saber toothed tiger +can i beg for mercy on my knees if you want to be found that way +if you want to be found that way what is this thing that kills me +don t shoot i ve enjoyed being man +can t do it thank god harold crawl home +thank you for my life it s trash now like mine +it s trash now like mine new lives begin +what are you going to do use the sanitary facilities if i may +use the sanitary facilities if i may leave the rifle here +leave the rifle here i ll put it in paul s room where it belongs +i ll put it in paul s room where it belongs give me your word of honor that that s all you re going to do +give me your word of honor that that s all you re going to do for what it s worth now harold ryan the clown gives his sacred word +i dunno boy you don t know +you don t know it was a bitch +it was a bitch thank you you can leave now we ll begin +and you went home unannounced too i dunno yeah yeah yeah i did +alice got married again she did +she did you didn t even find that out +you didn t even find that out there was so much going on +there was so much going on she married an accountant named stanley kestenbaum +alice is dead no no shit no excuse me penelope +no no shit no excuse me penelope for what +for what for saying shit or is that okay now +for saying shit or is that okay now who s dead +who s dead my mother in law fire engines pulmotors doctors cops coroners +my mother in law fire engines pulmotors doctors cops coroners what happened +and you colonel let me guess you don t know i dunno +so long you guys what will you do colonel +mr ryan just borrowed my birthday cake i don t really know him thought you were another wife maybe +thought you were another wife maybe i m only ten years old +aha hello you re mildred right i heard you were looking for me +i heard you were looking for me you were harold ryan s third wife right +you want to join the harold ryan fan club wear a pink jacket with a yellow streak up the back do i have to who s the little girl +because he was cruel premature ejaculation +that is sad is it i have this theory about why men kill each other and break things +i don t care what she wears something s made you sore +something s made you sore don t worry about it +don t worry about it you bet i ll worry about it i said something wrong +you bet i ll worry about it i said something wrong it s my father s birthday that s all that s all who cares about that +it s my father s birthday that s all that s all who cares about that i had not the slightest inkling why didn t you say so +kid kid and i wish you d quit touching me all the time it drives me nuts +and i wish you d quit touching me all the time it drives me nuts what s this +you sure misunderstood something and we d better get it straight explain it to them i m bugging out of here +thank god what a relief +that goes double for me i don t want to live any more +i don t want to live any more i feel like i want to yell my head off just yell anything bulllllllllllllll dickey +i feel like i want to yell my head off just yell anything bulllllllllllllll dickey i ll kill myself +don t touch me wouldn t you rather have your mother marry me than him +and this is my son paul he was only four years old when his father disappeared he s coming back mom he s the bravest most wonderful man who ever lived +he s coming back mom he s the bravest most wonderful man who ever lived i told you this was a simple minded play +i told you this was a simple minded play maybe he ll come back tonight it s his birthday +stay home tonight oh paul +oh paul you re married you ve already got a husband +you re married you ve already got a husband he s a ghost +he s a ghost he s alive +he s alive not even mutual of omaha thinks so anymore +thank you kind sir a vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor +a vacuum cleaner salesman and a fairy doctor a what kind of doctor +a what kind of doctor a fairy a queer everybody in the building knows he s a queer +a fairy a queer everybody in the building knows he s a queer that s an interesting piece of news +that s an interesting piece of news you re the only woman he ever took out +you re the only woman he ever took out not true +not true still lives with his mother +how did she lose her feet in a railroad accident many years ago +in a railroad accident many years ago i was afraid to ask +i didn t know that a lot of people don t +a lot of people don t j edgar hoover plays sports +j edgar hoover plays sports i don t really know +i hate that thing it s beautiful +where will you be anywhere but here i d just sit here and cry about the way my father s been forgotten +are you and dr woodly engaged who have you been talking to +who have you been talking to what difference does that make is dr woodly going to be my father now +yes he is aaaaaaaaaaaaaah +then who flushed the toilet father s friend +father s friend what s his name +what s his name don t know +don t know for heaven s sakes +there stands the loins from which you ve sprung i don t get it +i don t get it it is you isn t it harold +that s why i m crying dr woodly you know who this is +what are his symptoms shivers and sweats and groans his teeth chatter what ll we do +shivers and sweats and groans his teeth chatter what ll we do what does he say to do +what does he say to do he can hardly talk +peace everybody paul penelope you re taking mom out tonight +you re taking mom out tonight you re going out +everything stays as it is a monument to a man who thought that what the world needed most was more rhinoceros meat +a monument to a man who thought that what the world needed most was more rhinoceros meat my father +my father i apologize but you didn t know him and neither did i how s your asthma +i apologize but you didn t know him and neither did i how s your asthma don t worry about it +don t worry about it how s the fungus around your thumbnail +how s the fungus around your thumbnail it s fine +i hate that thing keeps fairies away +it came yesterday i haven t opened it yet maybe it s supposed to end now maybe god wouldn t have it any other way +he isn t any friend of father he isn t +i didn t get his name a friend of your father he isn t any friend of father +he isn t he is my father +please he s not anybody to tell somebody else what to do in a master bedroom +i keep having this nightmare that he catches us doing what +doing what he d kill me he d be right to kill me too the kind of guy he is +he d kill me he d be right to kill me too the kind of guy he is or was we haven t done anything wrong you know +or was we haven t done anything wrong you know he d assume we had +he d assume we had that s something i suppose +i m glad i was captain of the wrestling team at lehigh university +if you want to wrestle you got lehigh if you want to play tennis you go to vanderbilt i don t want to go to vanderbilt +i m touched that s when i ll get my confidence back +if you ll pardon the expression that s when you ll see the fur and feathers fly good night good night +gentlemen is this right for a fight it s been so long beautiful i ve never seen that coat +beautiful i ve never seen that coat seven jaguars skins i m told harold shot every one shall we go +is he all right far as i know +far as i know is he coming home +is he coming home he ditched me he started running and i started running then he lost me in the park +he ditched me he started running and i started running then he lost me in the park the park +the park it s dark in there penelope and that s where he is +it s dark in there penelope and that s where he is i figure he ducked in one place and ducked out another +i figure he ducked in one place and ducked out another you figure +you figure then i saw this bakery store that was still open so i bought a birthday cake +for harold when paul comes home we can have some birthday cake how nice +how nice they had this cake somebody else hadn t picked up it says happy birthday somebody else +he said one other thing it wasn t very nice what was it +what was it he told me to take a flying fuck at the moon +what s the matter now we got a birthday cake kid did you see the cake +possibly how long has this been going on +how long has this been going on a week we were waiting for the right time to +a week we were waiting for the right time to i feel as though i had been made a perfect chump of +i feel as though i had been made a perfect chump of i m sorry +i m sorry marry me instead +you re saying no i m saying no and thank you +i m saying no and thank you i didn t make my move fast enough that s it isn t it i was too respectful +i didn t make my move fast enough that s it isn t it i was too respectful you were wonderful +you were wonderful what s so wonderful if i lost the sale you poor kid +it s true well it was nice while it lasted thanks for the memories +herb shuttle is taking me to a fight take plenty of cigars +take plenty of cigars we made the date three months ago +they made her so sleepy she couldn t work throw out all this junk burn it this room crawls with tropical disease +war is not healthy for children and other living things how lovely no doubt paul thinks it stinks +i never knew when to hold it or who to ask or what to say tonight s the night +the wilder paul is tonight the calmer he ll be tomorrow as long as he keeps out of the park +the only thing i ever told him about life was keep out of the park after the sun goes down we ve got to dump shuttle he brings his vacuum cleaner on dates +we ve got to dump shuttle he brings his vacuum cleaner on dates that s the xke +that s the xke the what +i wish paul luck it s suicide +it s suicide i d be dead by now if that were the case +i d be dead by now if that were the case meaning +why would you do that to show myself how brave i am the issue s in doubt you know since i m always for peace +to show myself how brave i am the issue s in doubt you know since i m always for peace i m amazed +and maybe paul what about the murderers they re in there they didn t murder me +they didn t murder me paul s only twelve years old +paul s only twelve years old he can make the sound of human footsteps which is a terrifying sound +he can make the sound of human footsteps which is a terrifying sound we ve got to rescue him +we ve got to rescue him if he is in the park luck is all that can save him now and there s plenty of 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thereon none of my relatives are chinese communists speak for yourself +you ever hear the story about the boy who carried a calf around the barn every day he died of a massive rupture +kid kid it s good let him go +what a beautiful demonstration this is of the utter necessity of rites of passage i feel like i ve been double crossed if you d just told me it was harold s birthday +happy birthday wanda june we can take off the wanda june with a butter knife +we have this new club up here in heaven yes we do +yes we do we only have two members so far but it s growing all the time +albert einstein plays shuffleboard mozart plays shuffleboard +mozart plays shuffleboard lewis carroll who wrote alice in wonderland plays shuffleboard +lewis carroll who wrote alice in wonderland plays shuffleboard jack the ripper plays shuffleboard +i don t really want body to body contact that you may discuss with the girl of your choice in the privacy of your room +no i don t think so you sure we have regular sessions too only twenty dollars +you re not exactly the type we re looking for you mean i m black +you mean i m black no just not the type +the boy your daughter was talking to didn t work at the park we ve interviewed everybody there but is she has +but is she has there s no evidence of any foul play at present i hope she s just a runaway +there s no evidence of any foul play at present i hope she s just a runaway there s something wrong here kristen is not the type of girl to just up and leave +we aren t gonna arrest him for that big threat tv would ream you +big threat tv would ream you keep me informed of what he s up to you help me i ll help you +do you want to take a session i just want to ask some questions +i just want to ask some questions you may do that in the privacy of your room +you may do that in the privacy of your room okay i ll take a half hour +okay i ll take a half hour do you have any particular choice of girl +do you have any particular choice of girl you ll be fine +you re still dressed well i want to +well i want to sit down make yourself comfortable my name s felice +well actually i wanted to ask about this girl i have her picture here pull out your cock +are you going to stiff me what do you mean +you want a tip sure what do you want tips can be anywhere from thirty dollars to seventy dollars +sure what do you want tips can be anywhere from thirty dollars to seventy dollars what do you mean +what do you mean what do you want to tip me for look you got to spell it out whatever you want just say it +what do you want to tip me for look you got to spell it out whatever you want just say it i ll give you a tip here s forty dollars +now what do you want i said i just wanted to talk to you +i said i just wanted to talk to you that s cool +that s cool about this woman i m trying to find her do you know her +about this woman i m trying to find her do you know her look i don t know anybody i never seen her before +i m getting angry wait a minute that s going to cost you more than forty bucks +wait a minute that s going to cost you more than forty bucks i m getting angry i want some answers where s the guy who runs this place +i d like to place a personals ad in the free press how many weeks +how many weeks just one +just one the rate is a dollar per line a dollar and a half bold face +we offer yeah yeah +yeah yeah the disciplines bondage domination and humiliation +the disciplines bondage domination and humiliation i m looking for tod is he in +i m looking for tod is he in i don t know no tod +i don t know no tod what girls you got here +what girls you got here my name is hope this is faith charity s in back +my name is hope this is faith charity s in back that s all you got three girls +that s all you got three girls man how many girls do you need +man how many girls do you need i was told there was a real nice girl here named joanne quite young +i was told there was a real nice girl here named joanne quite young that s charity she s out back she ll be free in half hour +is this all the display space we can get i tried to get more but this is the limit the de vries line has the same area +what do you think of this ah shade of blue mary i like it mr van dorn +i like it mr van dorn don t you think it s a little too bright +don t you think it s a little too bright not really but if you want me to tone it down +no that would be much too overpowering yeah overpowering that was the word i was looking for +yeah overpowering that was the word i was looking for mr van dorn i ve worked on the color scheme for weeks i think it s just right +mr van dorn i ve worked on the color scheme for weeks i think it s just right what s that shade of blue called +what s that shade of blue called pavonine it s the same tint as the stripe in the fabric +yeah he s a nice guy don t lose him maybe we could tone down this stripe a bit it s a little overpowering +okay mr van dorn i think we could knock that pavonine blue a bit are you sure it s all right +are you sure it s all right yes i think it ll look better +yes i think it ll look better if you say so +kristen went on that convention today didn t she yeah how did you know +are you the star of this picture you kidding three days work i finish tonight +you kidding three days work i finish tonight the other girl is the star +she thinks so what do you do i work with ramada we re doing some pictures together +the other girl is the star she thinks so what do you do +i work with ramada we re doing some pictures together well next time you talk to him tell him to pay his actresses more +are you niki sure like in mikey and niki did you see that picture +it s your money you talk i m making a film jim sullivan s going to be in it he said you might know where tod is +i m making a film jim sullivan s going to be in it he said you might know where tod is do i know you weren t you on the set the other night with ramada +you making a feature um hm live sound +um hm live sound got any parts i m free not free free but you know free i don t really do this +you know her no i saw her with tod +no i saw her with tod do you know where she lives +where is she tod might know +tod might know where s he +where s he last i heard he went to san diego +last i heard he went to san diego if we went there would you be able to find him +if we went there would you be able to find him you re not a film producer are you +you re not a film producer are you how much do you make a week niki +are you a private detective something like that how much do you make +something like that how much do you make here what a joke there was some detective asking about that girl +here what a joke there was some detective asking about that girl three hundred +three hundred this is just temporary i once made nine hundred in outcall +this is just temporary i once made nine hundred in outcall i ll give you 700 a week cash if you help me find this girl +i ll give you 700 a week cash if you help me find this girl up front +up front half now half later +half now half later make it nine hundred that was my best week +make it nine hundred that was my best week okay my client pays for it anyway +okay my client pays for it anyway when do we start +when do we start tonight when you get out we ll go why didn t you tell the other detective +tonight when you get out we ll go why didn t you tell the other detective this is different this is nine hundred dollars +you have anything to drink you want to go out and get something i don t drink but you can go out +i don t drink but you can go out you don t drink +i didn t think so i ve fucked detectives who are you a friend +a friend of joanne s +of joanne s yeah i m her father +her name is kristen she disappeared a couple of months ago and your wife where s she +and your wife where s she she s dead +she s dead hey don t worry about it your daughter s around we ll find her in a couple days +you really shouldn t eat like that all that sugar it s not good for you at least i m a growing person +at least i m a growing person you won t keep growing at this rate +you won t keep growing at this rate what rate +what rate you know what i m talking about +say what sucking off +sucking off okay sucking off now does that make me as good as you +okay sucking off now does that make me as good as you you don t understand shit +you don t understand shit okay tell me why do you live like you do +is that the way it was with you no but does it make any difference how did you get to be the way you are +you and i niki have very different ideas about sex why are you a sex fiend +neither am i but it s all you do +but it s all you do how important do you think sex is +how important do you think sex is not very +what do you care about i care about my daughter +what s t j tijuana +tijuana they were here +they were here tod was he was with ratan +tod was he was with ratan what does that mean what does he do +what does that mean what does he do he deals in pain +he deals in pain is kristen safe +you have to believe in something what do they believe in the whatjamacillit church christian reformed it s a dutch calvinist denomination +christian reformed it s a dutch calvinist denomination do they believe in reincarnation i believe in reincarnation +do they believe in reincarnation i believe in reincarnation they believe in the tulip +they believe in the tulip what the crap +i can stop if you want no please go on +so it s already worked out the fix is in more or less +more or less wow then why be good either you re saved or you ain t +you really believe all that yeah well mostly +yeah well mostly i thought i was fucked up +i thought i was fucked up i ll admit it s confusing from the outside you ve got to see it from the inside +it s not quite the same thing it doesn t make any sense to me +rot in hell honey he s busy now where does he live +where does he live just a second it s my ass i m risking you better do it my way these fuckers don t mess around +i know what you mean after a while they all look the same they are the same +they are the same do you live in a house back in wherever +do you live in a house back in wherever grand rapids of course +grand rapids of course on your own land +look i really don t know your daughter but but what +but what i wouldn t expect too much i mean about her coming back once a girl gets into the life +i wouldn t expect too much i mean about her coming back once a girl gets into the life what makes you so sure +what makes you so sure you wife isn t dead is she +why do you say that just a guess she ain t dead though is she +she left you right yeah she was the one called joanne how d you find that out +yeah she was the one called joanne how d you find that out just a guess did you have it good with your wife you know sex +look niki this really isn t my business i don t know anything about so i guess we re both fucked huh but at least you get to go to heaven i don t get shit +did you find out where she was tod gave me the slip i have to find him again where does he live +tod gave me the slip i have to find him again where does he live what happened +what happened where is he +where is he i can t tell you that +but then you ll forget about me where is he niki +well what do they know dogshit worse yet they don t care +dogshit worse yet they don t care so then mr mast +who s paying you you are +you are that s right +where are you the connection sounds very good i m back in grand rapids +i m back in grand rapids in g r why +in g r why can you meet me in about an hour at the pantlind hotel +can you meet me in about an hour at the pantlind hotel i ve got a meeting +i ve got a meeting what are you paying me for +what are you paying me for i ll be there +what have you found out i ve got some news your daughter s all right at least i think she is +i ve got some news your daughter s all right at least i think she is where is she +where is she i don t know +i don t know what do you mean +what do you mean have you ever seen any ah pornographic movies jake +do you know what a hardcore movie is that s like a stag film +that s like a stag film yeah you ever seen any of those +they re legal now they are +they are yeah all over even here in grand rapids +where is she i don t know +i don t know where did you get that film +i bought it at a store in l a who made it +who made it i don t know +i don t know what do you mean +what s it called it was called slave of love when i bought it next time it s sold it ll be called something else +it was called slave of love when i bought it next time it s sold it ll be called something else but the police +but the police the police they know less than you do +the police they know less than you do do you think she s safe +do you think she s safe yeah probably +yeah probably you like this don t you showing me this +oh fuck off you should stay where you belong get out get out of here goddammit +i m only human you know get out +get out but this is my apartment +but this is my apartment get out +yeah sure listen pilgrim you re way out on a limb here you don t know what you re into +listen pilgrim you re way out on a limb here you don t know what you re into you sure as hell haven t been any help +you sure as hell haven t been any help i m sorry about that have you found anything out you ve got to tell me +i m sorry about that have you found anything out you ve got to tell me why don t you tell me something for a change +why don t you tell me something for a change like what +like what who is ratan +where d you hear that name i just heard who is he +it s just a name don t do anything more i ll find out what i can +don t do anything more i ll find out what i can does she know anything about this +does she know anything about this who the whore no she s just a victim a dime a dozen +what happened pilgrim just leave me alone +just leave me alone but i m here to help you +andy can you do something for her maybe money go home pilgrim there s nothing you can do forget this place start over +you want to go for coffee after we send the girls off no thanks anyway i ve got to get over to the office +no thanks anyway i ve got to get over to the office anne wants to make sure you come over for dinner sunday with kristen gone you ll be all alone +what is it jake wes anne come here a moment +is marsha there yeah she s quite upset i m going to fly out today they want me to bring some pictures +yeah she s quite upset i m going to fly out today they want me to bring some pictures i ll come with you let me pack some things +how s your business jake pretty good +just do what i say don t ask what is going on +what is going on i think i ve found a way to find kristen i have a plan but i have to be alone +i think i ve found a way to find kristen i have a plan but i have to be alone what plan +what plan you don t want to know now wes leave please for me +you don t want to know now wes leave please for me what will i tell the others they care about you +hey man we re casting for an explicit sex action feature +we re casting for an explicit sex action feature i know word s out on the street word s also out you ain t really hiring anyone +i know word s out on the street word s also out you ain t really hiring anyone that s not true mr +that s not true mr jim sullivan sometimes they call me jism jim +jim sullivan sometimes they call me jism jim that s not true jim in fact i think you re very close to the type we re looking for +oh yeah i ve done a lot of good stuff shorts features no major roles it s true but good stuff that s what i wanted to talk to you about +oh yeah i remember that it was made by some college kids it was called slave of love +where is she where is the girl she s got a man a white guy tod something or other +she s got a man a white guy tod something or other where does he hang out +where does he hang out i don t know +what you got in mind i want to meet ratan +i want to meet ratan what is that a kind of chair i never heard of no ratan +what is that a kind of chair i never heard of no ratan i was told that there were certain things that only ratan could provide +i was told that there were certain things that only ratan could provide you re talking about real excitement +is this with a girl named kristen um hm you got the five hundred +what do you want do i know you from somewhere i want to know where my daughter is her name is kristen or joanne she s with you +i want to know where my daughter is her name is kristen or joanne she s with you i don t know what you re talking about +you wait here i ll find out where she is you ain t goin nowhere alone +who the fuck knows the four aces he goes there let s go +do you have a ah film called slave of love what we got is just these here what you see +what we got is just these here what you see it s a short film +it s a short film they re all about the same you want something +this is from the movie i was talking about i don t know what you re talking about +i don t know what you re talking about i wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman right here +i wondered if you had ever seen this film or this woman right here that girl no never saw her i don t know anybody +that girl no never saw her i don t know anybody i m just trying to find who owns this store +i m just trying to find who owns this store i don t know look man if you re looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops +i don t know look man if you re looking for somebody maybe you ought to see the cops but i +but i i don t know nothing man +here take your fifty cents back that s all right +that s all right no take it i don t want your goddamn fifty cents +no i walked up don t ride elevators my secretary said you wanted to discuss a business proposition +my secretary said you wanted to discuss a business proposition yes i m interested in financing an adult feature film i was told you were the man to come to +yes i m interested in financing an adult feature film i was told you were the man to come to film making can be pretty expensive +i ve got fifty thousand dollars to invest oh why is it that you want to get into film financing +in other words you want to get laid not exactly +sounds all right okay keep in touch with my secretary +why don t you just go outdoors mister cool off cool off huh how s this for cooling off +hold it mister what do you think of that or this +you going to knott s berry farm with him he asked me you going with anybody +he asked me you going with anybody i don t know +i don t know you ever play chicken +you ever play chicken what s that +what s that you never heard of that +you never heard of that com on tell me +com on tell me well a boy goes like this see +what does that do well each time he comes in closer like this +i m staking out this beer bottle trying to find out if i ll finish it or it ll finish me i m worried about jake +i m worried about jake i m off that case he fired me +maybe maybe not i also want you to protect my brother in law +to his own daughter to anybody +you know granville s looking for you niki my name ain t niki it s pattica like in attica +my name ain t niki it s pattica like in attica granville s looking for you anyway +granville s looking for you anyway who s that +who s that the guy who bought you that ring +the guy who bought you that ring well he can just fuck himself +you can fuck off too you re taking a big chance +you re taking a big chance i ain t ever gonna see him again anyway +i ain t ever gonna see him again anyway oh no what you gonna do get a job +i want you to take a look at this girl here she s been in some porn stuff no andy don t know the kid +no andy don t know the kid look again billy boy this is jail bait could get you in a lotta trouble +you remember me louise rhymes with squeeze you working in san diego now +you working in san diego now i m still in l a but i m looking for tod i heard he was around +hello i m candy gulf how do you do i m mrs chasen come in +you are at the university candy yes i am +yes i am and what are you studying +and what are you studying poli sci with a home ec minor +poli sci with a home ec minor eh poli sci +eh poli sci political science it s all about what s going on +lady you were going 70 miles an hour in a 45 mile zone could i see your license please yes those little pieces of paper with your picture on it +oh i don t have one come again +come again i don t have one i don t believe in them +i don t have one i don t believe in them how long have you been driving +could i see your registration i just don t think we have one unless it s in the glove compartment could you look harold +i just don t think we have one unless it s in the glove compartment could you look harold isn t this your vehicle +isn t this your vehicle no no i just took it +no no i just took it took it +took it yes you see i have to plant my tree +yes you see i have to plant my tree your tree +lady let me get this straight all right then and we ll be off nice chatting with you +haven t we met before none of that lady +none of that lady oh well must have been your brother +we planted it is this your shovel +possession of a stolen shovel officer i can explain +and that truck is it registered in your name oh no not in u my u name +oh no not in u my u name then whose name is it registered in +then whose name is it registered in well i don t know do you know harold +well i don t know do you know harold where are the papers +where are the papers i suppose they are in the truck are you going to take a lot of time with this +i suppose they are in the truck are you going to take a lot of time with this wait here +wait here because if you are +because if you are lady be quiet +oh it looks like a hearse very nice compact edith i d like you to meet my son harold harold this is edith eh +edith i d like you to meet my son harold harold this is edith eh fern i m very pleased to make your acquaintance +and what do you do my dear i m a file clerk harrison feed and grain +i m a file clerk harrison feed and grain how interesting +how interesting not very +not very oh well what is it exactly that you do +edith was just telling me about her job i m a file clerk +i m a file clerk yes henderson feed and grain +what do you want i m sorry i was looking for maude +a block of ice exactly now ask me what i see +exactly now ask me what i see what do you see +what do you see i see the eternal goddess of beauty and love i see aphrodite the consummate woman +eh no thank you you re welcome did you know him +it s a question of emphasis you might say accentuate the positive so to speak eh could i have my pen back now please +eh could i have my pen back now please oh of course what is your name +oh of course what is your name harold chasen +harold chasen how do you do i am dame marjorie chardin but you may call me maude +how do you do i am dame marjorie chardin but you may call me maude nice to meet you +nice to meet you oh thank you i think we shall be great friends don t you +can i drop you anywhere harold no thank you i have my car +no thank you i have my car well then i must be off we shall have to meet again +well it s a new experience for me good on curves shall i take you home harold but this is my car +but this is my car your hearse +it s all memorabilia but incidental and not integral if you know what i mean it s very interesting +it s very interesting oh look the birds +thank you but i really have to go but it s oat straw tea you ve never had oat straw tea have you +thank you but it s an appointment i really shouldn t miss it oh at the dentist s +oh at the dentist s sort of +sort of well then you must come back and visit +well then you must come back and visit all right +all right my door is always open +my door is always open all right +all right promise +how about some ginger pie eh fine +eh fine i ll heat some up my it s nice to see you again harold how s your hearse +i ll heat some up my it s nice to see you again harold how s your hearse oh it s fine fine +oh it s fine fine she seemed yare to me +me no of course not really do you think it s wrong +yes very much it was my last i then became infatuated with these my odorifics +now i ll pump it up and you just turn the handles okay what do you smell subways perfume cigarette cologne carpet chestnuts u snow u +subways perfume cigarette cologne carpet chestnuts u snow u it goes on and on +it goes on and on that s really great +what do you think oh eh i like it +here we are harold oat straw tea and ginger pie certainly a new experience for me +you look as if you could me ha did i tell you i ll be eighty on saturday +me ha did i tell you i ll be eighty on saturday you don t look eighty +well it s all very thrilling of course but i ask you harold is it enough what do you mean +why do you say that because they are all the same +because they are all the same oooh but they are not look +over there by the courthouse what is it +but what we ll transplant it to the forest +what is it that little tree it s in trouble come on +we ll transplant it to the forest but we can t just dig it up +but we can t just dig it up why not +why not but this is public property +but this is public property exactly +don t you think we should get some tools maybe yes you re right we ll go see glaucus come on +yes you re right we ll go see glaucus come on oh wait maude look +oh my we re too late is he all right +is he all right he s fallen asleep as usual +we ll come back in the morning what is that he s working on +a little after dinner liqueur harold well i really don t drink +well i really don t drink oh it s all right it s organic +well i don t oh come on i ll teach you +oh that was fun let s play something together but i don t play anything +i think he s following us is he ah the police always wanting to play games well here goes +he s stopped the old double u turn gets them every time +oh those motorcycles are awfully chilly yeah and it is cold in here hello glaucus +i u think u i see it yes it s almost there +don t you think we should turn off the heat why there ll be a new block of ice in the morning +i like glaucus yes so do i but i think he is a little old fashioned like a puff harold +yes so do i but i think he is a little old fashioned like a puff harold well i really don t smoke +well i really don t smoke it s all right it s organic +it s all right it s organic i m sure picking up on vices +did confucius say that well they say he was very wise so i m sure he must have +well they say he was very wise so i m sure he must have you are the wisest person i know +yes i haven t lived i ve died a few times what was that +i like you maude i like you harold come i ll teach you to waltz +look at that sky it s so big it s so blue +it s so blue and beyond the blue is the blackness of the cosmos +maude do you pray pray no i communicate +pray no i communicate with god +with god with life +this is really nice makes me feel like a kid i want to do somersaults well why don t you +well why don t you no i d feel stupid +want to join me in some cartwheels no i feel more like yodeling +no i feel more like yodeling yodeling +where s that from the guys who got the matches of course +from the guys who got the matches of course boy it sure has been a wonderful day and you you are beautiful +oh harold you make me feel like a schoolgirl shall i drop by tomorrow oh i have a luncheon date with this girl +maude i must speak to you what is it harold +what is it harold they re going to draft me in the army i m going to be sent away +they re going to draft me in the army i m going to be sent away but they can t do that you haven t even got the vote +but they can t do that you haven t even got the vote but they have +but they have well don t go +but they ll put me in jail really just put it there harold +maude do you think you can help me what with your skill and my experience i think we can come up with something +don t you advance on me of you you ll all end up like this +just like this give me that i m going to throw it in the sewer where it belongs +give me that i m going to throw it in the sewer where it belongs she took my head +that wasn t very scary no it had nothing on this afternoon +no it had nothing on this afternoon oh you weren t scared +oh you weren t scared scared swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours i was petrified +scared swimming underwater with that oxygen device of yours i was petrified come on you loved it it was a new experience +how about some candy floss right on it wouldn t be a celebration without it +you sure have a way with people well they re my species +look at the stars yes they re old friends +yes they re old friends do you think there is any life up there +do you think there is any life up there i don t know perhaps +i don t know perhaps science thinks there isn t that we are all alone in the universe +why are there no photographs in these frames i took them out +it looks like you thanks harold that picture is almost twenty five years old +harold that picture is almost twenty five years old you haven t changed a bit i ll put it in my wallet +supper for two oh you ve thought of everything and champagne +oh you ve thought of everything and champagne it s all right it s organic +it s all right it s organic oh harold +oh harold for you +which i hope will make you very happy oh i am happy harold ecstatically happy i couldn t imagine a lovelier farewell +oh i am happy harold ecstatically happy i couldn t imagine a lovelier farewell farewell +farewell why yes it s my eightieth birthday +why yes it s my eightieth birthday but you re not going anywhere are you +but you re not going anywhere are you oh yes dear i took the pills an hour ago i should be gone by midnight +oh harold what a fuss this is so unnecessary maude please don t die i couldn t bear it please don t die +but why now i thought eighty was a good round number +oh harold don t upset yourself so it s true i can t live without you +it s true i can t live without you and this too shall pass away +chardin dame marjorie but you may call me maude please she has got to see a doctor right away +harold please i m on the phone mother i m going to get married +mother i m going to get married fay i ll call you back what did you say +fay i ll call you back what did you say i m getting married +i m getting married to whom +to whom to a girl here +love love what do you u know u about her where does she come from where did you meet her at a funeral +i don t care what people say you don t care miss shroud of 1890 weds the boy of a thousand deaths listen to me +this is insane perhaps it is +how do you do can t complain +would you like a cigarette no thank you they stain my fingers +do you play no i m learning the banjo do you +oh is this your father no my uncle +this one is particularly interesting it s a hari kari blade ohhh what s hari kari +ohhh what s hari kari an ancient japanese ceremony +an ancient japanese ceremony like a tea ceremony +like a tea ceremony no like this +tell me harold how many of these eh suicides have you performed an accurate number would be difficult to gauge +an accurate number would be difficult to gauge and why is that +well a rough estimate i d say fifteen fifteen +just give me a rough estimate well a rough estimate i d say fifteen +fifteen a rough estimate +a rough estimate and were they all done for your mother s benefit +and were they all done for your mother s benefit i wouldn t say benefit +i wouldn t say benefit no i suppose not how do you feel about your mother +i don t think i m getting through to mother like i used to does that worry you +does that worry you yes it does +i put a lot of effort into these things ah yes +ah yes and a lot of time +and a lot of time i m sure but what else do you do with your time do you go to school +what about the draft my mother spoke to my uncle victor he s in the army and he fixed it up +my mother spoke to my uncle victor he s in the army and he fixed it up oh well how do you spend your day +oh well how do you spend your day you mean when i m not working on a +you mean when i m not working on a yes what kind of things do you do +i see junkyards what is the fascination there i don t know +i don t know is it the machines the noise the people +is it the machines the noise the people no it s the junk i like to look at junk +no it s the junk i like to look at junk what else do you like +none at all well maybe one +well maybe one would you care to talk about this friend +then why did you leave i burnt down the chemistry building +i see tell me harold do you remember your father at all no i d have liked to +i d have liked to talk to him what would you say +what would you say i d show him my hearse and my room and stuff +i d show him my hearse and my room and stuff what kind of stuff +good idea of yours to come out here harold it s a lovely spot thank you uncle +thank you uncle call me sir harold first thing you learn in the army an officer deserves your respect +call me sir harold first thing you learn in the army an officer deserves your respect yes sir +jeez that s a great story well you ll soon have stories like that to tell of your own +well you ll soon have stories like that to tell of your own you think so sir +you think so sir sure be able to tell your children something for them to look up to be proud of +sure be able to tell your children something for them to look up to be proud of i hope so sir golly i never knew it could be so exciting +i hope so sir golly i never knew it could be so exciting it s the greatest excitement in the world +it s the greatest excitement in the world to pit your own life against another +to pit your own life against another that s right +that s right to kill the taste of blood in your mouth +to kill the taste of blood in your mouth the moment of truth +the moment of truth another man s life in your sights +will they really teach me to shoot oh sure a variety of weapons +oh sure a variety of weapons and to use the bayonet pachoie +and to use the bayonet pachoie oh sure +oh sure how about hand to hand combat +how about to slit his throat well i don t +well i don t i d like that you could see the blood squirt out +i d like that you could see the blood squirt out harold i think you re getting carried away here +harold i think you re getting carried away here sir how about souvenirs +sir how about souvenirs souvenirs +souvenirs of your kill ears nose scalp privates +boy to think i could maybe make my own harold that s u disgusting u +harold calm down this is she s a commie pig we re going to nail every last one +stay where you are harold she took my head +good afternoon officer bit of trouble here yes ma am somebody had some trouble parking +yes ma am somebody had some trouble parking well it s a tricky turn +well it s a tricky turn eh yes ma m +eh yes 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be a regular +what did he ever do to you he offended me with his terrible taste +he offended me with his terrible taste it wasn t even his terrible taste it was his daughter s +what do you mean what what are you snickering about +what are you snickering about i m not snickering i m smiling because i m happy +i m not snickering i m smiling because i m happy what am i missing what do you have to be happy about +thunder road bruce springsteen from born to run smells like teen spirit nirvana nevermind oh no rob that s not obvious enough not at all dick did you hear that +i d think you were a cinematic idiot and i d feel sorry for you no but would you think from that one sentence that i was going to see it +just listen to me if i said to you i haven t seen evil dead ii yet yeah yeah i hear you +i haven t seen evil dead ii yet yeah yeah i hear you would you would you get the impression that i wanted to see it +would you would you get the impression that i wanted to see it well you couldn t have been desperate to see it otherwise you d have already gone +why would they care because it s a brilliant film it s funny violent and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass +i never thought i would say this but can i go work now let s pack it up we haven t had a customer in four hours +don t be sad barry you ll find true love someday suck my ass +suck my ass terrific +what the fuck is that my band +my band what band +what band the band that found me and asked me to join +the band that found me and asked me to join you are not in a band barry you are not a musician and no posters +you are not in a band barry you are not a musician and no posters thanks for your support rob really appreciate it +thanks for your support rob really appreciate it barrytown barrytown is there no end to your arrogance +barrytown barrytown is there no end to your arrogance i didn t make up the name it s the steely dan song and it was in the commitments +i didn t make up the name it s the steely dan song and it was in the commitments you can t be called barry and sing in a group called barrytown +you can t be called barry and sing in a group called barrytown they were fucking called that before i was in it okay it wasn t my idea +they were fucking called that before i was in it okay it wasn t my idea that s why you got the gig isn t it +isn t it that was one of the reasons they asked me to join originally yes but +how many tickets can i put you down for none christ +none christ you re not even coming +what s up laura her dad died +laura her dad died ooh drag +it was jan and it was a long time after whatever okay tell laura i love her that d bring the house down laura s mom could sing it +whatever okay tell laura i love her that d bring the house down laura s mom could sing it fuck off barry +fuck off barry i d want one step beyond by madness and you can t always get what you want +i d want one step beyond by madness and you can t always get what you want because it s in the big chill +because it s in the big chill haven t seen it +haven t seen it liar we saw it in the lawrence kasdan double bill with body heat +liar we saw it in the lawrence kasdan double bill with body heat oh right but i d forgotten about that i wasn t biting the idea +oh right but i d forgotten about that i wasn t biting the idea not really +so you even said they re good hello do you see anyone else around here with a band mr branson mr phil spector +like fuck you are laura said we could if we helped out with the posters and stuff and we did and we are +laura said we could if we helped out with the posters and stuff and we did and we are i ll give you 10 of the door if you don t play +i ll give you 10 of the door if you don t play we re getting that anyway +we re getting that anyway what is she doing okay 20 +what is she doing okay 20 no we need the gig +sonic death monkey what do you think dick likes it +great can i have it then no you can t +what s your problem what did i why are you do you even know 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anna moss +anna moss anna moss mossy the mossy thing the swamp thing is she all green and furry +don t do it rob he s not worth it +did you know that after that song was recorded jan himself crashed his it was dean you fucking idiot +where s rob the malcolm mcclaren of clark street is in his executive suite do you have an appointment +the malcolm mcclaren of clark street is in his executive suite do you have an appointment what are you talking about +may i help you i m looking for deejay rob gordon +i m looking for deejay rob gordon uh that s me +uh that s me i m caroline fortis from the reader i want to do a story on you +i m caroline fortis from the reader i want to do a story on you right why +oh okay i thought i would ask you a few questions if that s okay +right so you must have an enormous record collection yeah i could show it to you if you want to come over and see it +yeah well let s see what are you re all time top five records pardon me +pardon me your desert island top five 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tape would you really wow i could have deejay rob gordon play in my own home +would you really wow i could have deejay rob gordon play in my own home haha right it s no problem i love making tapes +rob hi so sorry i missed your call in la on business you know how it gets yeah sure +yeah sure good great yeah wow rob gordon seems like a 100 million years ago now +good great yeah wow rob gordon seems like a 100 million years ago now yeah a billion right how are you +uh yes at the moment great gotta go see you then +hey charlie hey rob +hey rob why did you break up with me for marco +why did you break up with me for marco fuck i knew it you re going through one of those what does it all mean things +did you tell that to marco when he did his what does it all mean thing with you oh god no i didn t want to hurt his feelings +morning dick oh hi hi rob +oh hi hi rob good weekend +i ll tape it for you no that s okay really +yeah i haven t really absorbed that one well i ll just make it for you 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to resolve ian let s get a drink +can i help you hello rob remember me i m ray ian +what needs sorting out come on rob my relationship with laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal +come on rob my relationship with laura has obviously disturbed you a great deal funnily enough i haven t been too thrilled about it +good so shall we leave it at that then i dunno +i dunno think about it rob +good so shall we leave it at that then i ve already left it you pathetic rebound fuck now get your patchouli stink out of my store +good so shall we leave it at that then we won t leave it ian not ever +so shall we leave it at that then i dunno +i dunno think about it rob +you don t have to go this second you can stay until whenever we ve done the hard part now i might as well you know +we ve done the hard part now i might as well you know well stay for tonight then +jeez he goes on long enough i should be so lucky +i thought i could give you a lift back are you coming home +yes well i m coming 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myself though didn t i +i don t know it s one of the things i thought of what were the others +what were the others just the obvious stuff +just the obvious stuff what s the obvious stuff +what s the obvious stuff i don t know +did you say something no so is it working out with ian +no so is it working out with ian rob don t be childish +rob don t be childish why is that childish your living with the guy i m just asking how it s going +so what you haven t definitely decide to dump me there s still a chance we ll get back together i don t know +i suppose so so we have a chance of getting back together again +so we have a chance of getting back together again oh rob shut up +oh rob shut up hey i just want to know where i stand what chance +hey i just want to know where i stand what chance i don t fucking know what chance you fucking have +well if you could tell me roughly it would help okay okay we have a nine percent chance of getting back together does that clarify the situation +okay okay we have a nine percent chance of getting back together does that clarify the situation yeah great +no problem if i can ask one question fine one +fine one it sounds stupid +it sounds stupid nevermind +nevermind you won t like it +you won t like it just ask it +just ask it is it better +is it better is what better better than what +is what better better than what well sex i guess is sex with him better +well sex i guess is sex with him better jesus christ rob is that really what s bothering you +jesus christ rob is that really what s bothering you of course it is +of course it is you really think it would make a difference either way +you really think it would make a difference either way i don t know +i don t know well the answer is that i don t know either we haven t done it yet +i haven t felt like it but not even before when he was living upstairs +the sleeping together is better but not the sex because you haven t done it was him yet will you please just go +i ll look for em 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husband died in battle against the sutherlands what are you saying i m standing here as real as you +what are you saying i m standing here as real as you you cannot be real conor you had the last rites no man has been cut half as bad and lived +you cannot be real conor you had the last rites no man has been cut half as bad and lived but i did live +but i did live live in less than a week you re prancing about the country like a squirrel +live in less than a week you re prancing about the country like a squirrel so why the crazy talk it s a miracle it is saint andrew has smiled on me on us +so why the crazy talk it s a miracle it is saint andrew has smiled on me on us some think not +there s rumor in the village some call it magic that s mad surely you don t take their word +that s mad surely you don t take their word i don t know conor it s not natural maybe something has touched you +i don t know conor it s not natural maybe something has touched you you re sounding like that mad 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sending bensinger over to see you mervyn isn t it no roy roy v +seventy five i ll give you a hundred and a by line +sort of a jack london style exactly +i got my rhyming dictionary in it doesn t have to rhyme +i ll keep you in mind au revoir mon capitaine +au revoir mon capitaine bon jour +i won t be more than ten minutes i promise you even ten minutes is a long time to be away from you +i d like to spoil him just once sure you don t want me to go in with you my job bruce i started it and i ll finish it +my job bruce i started it and i ll finish it i suppose you re right but if it gets rough remember i m here +i suppose you re right but if it gets rough remember i m here i ll come a running pardner +oh it isn t like that it will be perfectly all right walter mother is coming with us on the train +you re so nice bruce you think everybody else is oh he s not the man for you i can see that but i sort of like him got a lot of charm +you know hildy he s not a bad fellow you re so nice bruce you think everybody else is +oh he s not the man for you i can see that but i sort of like him got a lot of charm he comes by it naturally his grandfather was a snake +he comes by it naturally his grandfather was a snake if anybody had told me i d be sitting at lunch with him but he swept me right off my feet +if anybody had told me i d be sitting at lunch with him but he swept me right off my feet that s what he did to me swept me right off my feet and left me lying on the floor +too hot no it s strong but i like it that way +i don t use my wife for business purposes mr burns wait a minute bruce what s commission on a 100 000 00 policy +say what s happened to burns he looks sunk doesn t he he certainly hic does +wait a minute bruce what s commission on a 100 000 00 policy well at his age twenty payment life a little over a thousand dollars +well at his age twenty payment life a little over a thousand dollars and what s the matter with a thousand dollars +about twenty five hundred dollars better make that a certified check walter +all right dear wait a minute bruce have you got that money +the five hundred sure on second thought would you let me have it i ll get the tickets +wait a minute bruce have you got that money the five hundred sure +believe me bruce i know what i m doing he d get you in a crap game but i don t gamble hilda +but i don t gamble hilda i know a lot of men who didn t do anything till they met walter burns please dear +i know a lot of men who didn t do anything till they met walter burns please dear all right one two three four five five hundred be careful honey +all right i ve done it now are you satisfied fine and here s a kiss for you +all right one two three four five five hundred be careful honey i ll be careful darling you be please +what s the matter i lost my wallet +i lost my wallet the check bruce +that s right here gee it was lucky your telling me about that old newspaper superstition yes wasn t it +yes wasn t it i can t imagine who did it i can t think of any enemies i have +i can t imagine who did it i can t think of any enemies i have i m sure you haven t any +oh no how could you ever think of such a thing oh i realized right away he s really a very nice fellow hildy i found that out +did you finish the interview the criminal courts building +no but i m sure it ll be all right with walter but gee hildy he gave us that insurance business and you promised +but gee hildy he gave us that insurance business and you promised well the story s practically finished i ll just go upstairs and send it over with a messenger +bruce how d you get out not through any help of yours hildy +not through any help of yours hildy bruce i know but i was in the biggest jam +oh she was here where d she go +where d she go out some place +hildy where s mother oh mother she i don t know where she went +oh mother she i don t know where she went did you give her the money +did you give her the money no i was going to give it to her but she left hurriedly +no i was going to give it to her but she left hurriedly then suppose you give me the money four hundred and fifty dollars +then suppose you give me the money four hundred and fifty dollars oh yes here it is +here it is bruce one two three four hundred and fifty dollars thank you +mr burns i ve just told you i was busy with mr bruce baldwin +i ve just told you i was busy with mr bruce baldwin i m bruce baldwin +but i see she didn t mean old in years you always carry an umbrella bruce well er it looked a little cloudy this morning +well er it looked a little cloudy this morning that s right rubbers too i hope a man ought to be prepared for any emergency +attaboy come on bruce where are we going +where are we going where are we going i m going to buy you two lunch didn t hildy tell you +where are we going i m going to buy you two lunch didn t hildy tell you no she didn t +no she didn t just wanted to surprise you i guess down after you bruce come on hildy my treat +mother but your mother no my mother +no my mother oh your mother well of course that relieves my mind +i know i wasn t a good husband hildy but you can always count on me i don t think she ll need you very much i aim to do most of the protecting myself +well i ll try to give her one i know you will bruce are you going to live with your mother +i know you will bruce are you going to live with your mother just for the first year +just for the first year that ll be nice a home with mother a real honeymoon in albany too ow +how s business bruce well albany s a mighty good insurance town most people there take it out pretty early in life +well albany s a mighty good insurance town most people there take it out pretty early in life i don t blame them +anything the matter just sweeney again one of my best reporters +are you sure williams is not all there all you ve got to do is talk to him but the mayor would hang his own grandmother to be re elected +all you ve got to do is talk to him but the mayor would hang his own grandmother to be re elected but couldn t you show the man wasn t responsible +how long would the interview take oh an hour for the interview another hour to write it +oh an hour for the interview another hour to write it we could take the six o clock train hildy if it would save a man s life +i never knew hildy to be so determined before you haven t seen anything yet +i don t know this makes me feel funny why shouldn t i make hildy my beneficiary i ve got nobody else to leave it to +why shouldn t i make hildy my beneficiary i ve got nobody else to leave it to i feel i ought to take care of her +well of course if you put it that way and remember this bruce i love her too +and remember this bruce i love her too i m beginning to realize that +well bruce here you are certified and everything certified i m afraid hildy d feel ashamed to think she hadn t trusted you +well she ll know some day that s all i ask oh wait a minute +don t want to forget this you know might start to rain again thanks i ll phone hildy right away to get that story +well anyway i know hildy s getting a good man thanks a lot +well i got to get back you can find your way out can t you oh sure well thanks for everything +oh sure well thanks for everything don t thank me i should thank you so long +don t thank me i should thank you so long so long +no i was just talking to one of the guys at the office oh i wonder what s keeping mother she was supposed to come down and get you +and i ll take that certified check too i ve decided i can handle things around here come on hildy we ve got to keep going sorry bruce but +i ll see she s there bruce i promise you if she s not there mother and i are leaving anyhow +ts ts ts and now i don t know where my mother is she may be lost +she s well she s very motherly that s about the best description i know that s the kind of stuff they want +oh bruce let me see that money hildy gave you the money why +the money why there s a lot of counterfeit big bills going around +there s a lot of counterfeit big bills going around gee take a look will you +oh this is all right bruce i just wanted to be sure say i want to be sure too +who do you think you are breaking in here like this you can t bluff me burns i don t care who you are or what paper you re editor of +you ll ask me to what get out +get out close that door don t let anybody in or out +you re barking up the wrong tree hartman i ll give you three minutes to tell me where he is +no well johnson you re under arrest you too burns who s under arrest you pimple headed square toed spy do you realize what you re doing +you ll see nothing of the kind sheriff we ll just start by impounding the post property is that your desk +hartman if you take this desk out of this building i ll put you behind bars you will eh well we ll see about that all right boys take it +you will eh well we ll see about that all right boys take it i m warning you it ll be a federal offense and you ll be an accessory +i m warning you it ll be a federal offense and you ll be an accessory we ll take a chance on that burns go ahead boys +what about this burns kidnapping eh oh trying to frame me eh i never saw this woman before in my life +call duffy no you don t +no you don t do you want to get us scooped +what s this get out of here you +does it you forget the power that always watches over the morning post your luck s not with you now +duffy get liebowitz all the lawyers in the world aren t going to help you +all the lawyers in the world aren t going to help you this is the morning post you re talking to +this is the morning post you re talking to the power of the press huh +that s absurd on the face of it mr burns he s talking like a child out of the mouths of babes +save that for the tribune what did you say your name was pinkus +hello hildy hello walter hi louie how s the slotmachine king +how long is what you know what how long since we ve seen each other +maybe it was yesterday been seeing me in your dreams no mama doesn t dream about you any more walter you wouldn t know the old girl now +no mama doesn t dream about you any more walter you wouldn t know the old girl now oh yes i would i d know you any time +i notice you still remember it i ll always remember it if i hadn t remembered it i wouldn t have divorced you +i ll always remember it if i hadn t remembered it i wouldn t have divorced you you know hildy i sort of wish you hadn t done it +you know hildy i sort of wish you hadn t done it done what +i suppose that s true in a way i am fond of you walter i often wish you weren t such a stinker now that s a nice thing to say +now that s a nice thing to say well why did you promise me you wouldn t fight the divorce and then try and gum up the whole works +well why did you promise me you wouldn t fight the divorce and then try and gum up the whole works well i meant to let you go but you know you never miss the water till the well runs dry +sure come on we ll have some lunch and you can tell me everything i have a lunch date i just want +i have a lunch date i just want you can break it can t you +you can break it can t you no i can t +no i can t sure you can come on +what do you mean by that just what i said that s what i +just what i said that s what i you mean you re not coming back to work here +you mean you re not coming back to work here that s the first time you ve been right today that s what i +that s the first time you ve been right today that s what i you ve had a better offer eh +you ve had a better offer eh you bet i ve got a better offer +you bet i ve got a better offer well go on and take it work for somebody else that s the gratitude i get for +well go on and take it work for somebody else that s the gratitude i get for i know walter but i +what s the matter sweeney +well haven t you got anybody else there s nobody else on the paper who can write this ll break me unless hildy +you ve got to help me hildy keep away +keep away it ll bring us together again hildy just the way we used to be +it ll bring us together again hildy just the way we used to be that s what i m afraid of any time any place anywhere +listen you bumble headed baboon all right thirty five and not a cent more +all right thirty five and not a cent more please will you just +please will you just great grief what s that other paper going to give you +great grief what s that other paper going to give you i m not working for any other paper +get married all you want to hildy but you can t quit the newspaper business you can t sell me that walter +you can t sell me that walter who says i can t you re a newspaper man +who says i can t you re a newspaper man that s why i m quitting i want to go some place where i can be a woman +that s why i m quitting i want to go some place where i can be a woman i know you hildy and i know what it would mean it would kill you +where d you meet this man bermuda +bermuda bermuda rich eh +bermuda rich eh not what you d call rich makes about five thousand a year +not what you d call rich makes about five thousand a year what s his line +what s his line he s in the insurance business +he s in the insurance business the insurance business +the insurance business it s a good honest business isn t it +it s a good honest business isn t it oh sure it s honest but somehow i can t picture you with a guy who sells policies +say sounds more like a guy i ought to marry what s his name well i ll give you a hint by tomorrow they ll be calling me mrs bruce baldwin +well i ll give you a hint by tomorrow they ll be calling me mrs bruce baldwin tomorrow tomorrow as quick as that +i wish you everything i couldn t give you hildy thanks +thanks too bad i couldn t see this guy first i m pretty particular about whom my wife marries +too bad i couldn t see this guy first i m pretty particular about whom my wife marries well he s waiting in the anteroom for me now +well he s waiting in the anteroom for me now say could i meet him +say could i meet him oh better not walter wouldn t do any good +oh better not walter wouldn t do any good you re not afraid are you +you re not afraid are you afraid i should say not +afraid i should say not all right then come on and let s see this paragon is he as good as you say +then what does he want with you now you got me +now you got me nothing personal i was just asking +you wouldn t believe this walter but bruce holds the door open for me no kidding +and he takes his hat off when he s with a lady what for +what for and when he walks with a lady he waits for her +and when he walks with a lady he waits for her oh i m sorry +i suppose i can t call this off without creating a scene but remember it s your last fling how do you like that here i am being nice to you and your sweet heart and that s the thanks i get +well i ll tell you one thing old man she never looked at me the way she s looking at you i might have walter but you were never there +here s luck to the bride and bridegroom thank you +you said it so sweeney gets twins and earl williams gets hanged tomorrow +if he s nuts why doesn t the state just put him away because it happened to be a colored policeman +because it happened to be a colored policeman the colored vote happens to be very important to the mayor of this town +the colored vote happens to be very important to the mayor of this town especially with an election coming up in a few days +what a performance bravo don t let him fool you bruce it s only an act what do you mean only an act haven t you got any feeling +what do you mean only an act haven t you got any feeling well it s either an act on your part or a miracle on sweeney s +well it s either an act on your part or a miracle on sweeney s what do you mean +all right hildy i m licked but i ll make you and bruce a business proposition we re not interested +what do you think i am a crook yes and that s putting it mildly no certified check no story get me +yes and that s putting it mildly no certified check no story get me all right the check will be certified want my fingerprints +exclusive that s great it cost me four hundred and fifty bucks to tear it out of cooley +it cost me four hundred and fifty bucks to tear it out of cooley never mind that what s the story +never mind that what s the story never mind it that s not my money that s bruce s money +wait a minute your mother s alive i meant on my grandmother s grave don t be so technical hildy what s the story +i meant on my grandmother s grave don t be so technical hildy what s the story well this expert dr egelhoffer from new york decides to make williams re enact the crime +walter d did you see that yes where is he +yes where is he she jumped out of the window +she jumped out of the window i know where is he i said +where do you think you re going let go o me i ve got to get bruce out of jail oh walter why did you have to do this to me +whoa wait a minute we can t leave williams here one of the other fellows ll we re going to take him over to my private office where s our phone +we re going to take him over to my private office where s our phone that one how you gonna take him they ll see him +not if he s inside the desk we ll carry the desk over give me duffy you can t take that desk out it s crawling with cops outside +you can t take that desk out it s crawling with cops outside we ll lower it out of the window with pulleys quit stallin +get the lead out of your typewriter and start pounding out a load will you snap into it how much do you want on it +how much do you want on it all the words you ve got +all the words you ve got where s some paper +can i call the mayor a bird of prey or is that libelous call him a love child if you want to duffy +for pete s sake hildy they re waiting for the rest of that story okay walter +well keep going we want an extra out on the streets before it s too late where s bruce +where s bruce bruce oh er he went out to get the tickets +bruce oh er he went out to get the tickets what tickets +what tickets railroad tickets +railroad tickets is he coming back here +is he coming back here didn t you hear him of course he s coming back here keep going will you +tear into it will you don t sit there like a frozen robin i m finished +i m finished finished +bruce ought to be back by now walter you re not trying anything again are you hildy you think i could after this story here you re just nervous +where s mrs baldwin what did you do with her +what did you do with her what happened +what happened you been in a fight +don t tell me was she killed was she did you notice +it s fate hildy what will be will be what am i going to say to bruce what ll i tell him +look at me hildy i m looking at you you murderer +i m looking at you you murderer if it was my own mother i d carry on you know i would for the paper +if it was my own mother i d carry on you know i would for the paper louie where d it happen i m going out +hello hello gimme western four five five seven +gimme western four five five seven who hello butch where are you +who hello butch where are you mission hospital gimme the receiving room +mission hospital gimme the receiving room what are you doing there haven t you even started +what are you doing there haven t you even started hello eddie hildy johnson was there an old lady brought in from an auto smashup +hello eddie hildy johnson was there an old lady brought in from an auto smashup oh for h sebastian butch listen it s a matter of life and death listen +oh for h sebastian butch listen it s a matter of life and death listen nobody morningside three one two four +nobody morningside three one two four i can t hear you got who speak up a what you can t stop for a dame now +i can t hear you got who speak up a what you can t stop for a dame now is this the community hospital +ring that number will you come here see if we can move it +come here see if we can move it hello hello is this the lying in hospital did you have an auto accident in the last +hello hello is this the lying in hospital did you have an auto accident in the last will you come here +will you come here oh i see i beg your pardon +oh i see i beg your pardon when i m surrounded with my back against the wall you re not going to lay down on me are you +hildy you just can t leave me out on a limb now it it wouldn t be cricket i don t care what you say i m going to find bruce s mother oh h i m going out and find her +don t open that who says so i m going to the morgue to look +no you don t walter what is it here +wait a minute let go there murder uh +murder uh hanging an innocent man to win an election +when did you deliver this first who did you talk to +which ought to be about three hours more i d say just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment +just until we can get out a special edition asking for your impeachment and your arrest you ll each get about ten years i think +how was that for a tight squeeze don t tell me you were worried +don t tell me you were worried worried i was petrified weren t you +in a way i mean working together just like the old days the things we ve been through hildy +i mean working together just like the old days the things we ve been through hildy we ve certainly been in some swell jams +we ve certainly been in some swell jams remember the time we broke into the d a s office and copied fifi randell s diary +we sure did but we had to go in hiding for a week in the shoreland hotel and our only chaperon was the poor old lady s stomach +in the shoreland hotel and our only chaperon was the poor old lady s stomach don t remind me that s how we happened to +sorry hildy i didn t mean to be making love to another man s fiancee that s all right walter it s as much my fault as yours +yeah i suppose i could but walter he s going to have you the rest of his life hildy can t you give me another hour +he s going to have you the rest of his life hildy can t you give me another hour i don t know what to do walter +i don t know what to do walter flip a coin +flip a coin all right heads i go tails i stay to write the story ready +well what is it what s the difference i m going to write that story and you know it +don t touch me i m not doing it for you then why are you doing it +then why are you doing it because i m a newspaper woman heaven help me +and what a way to quit while you re still champion that s the way to leave hildy yeah only only i m not leaving walter +yeah only only i m not leaving walter what do you mean bruce ll be waiting for you in albany +what do you mean bruce ll be waiting for you in albany no he won t i wired him that i wasn t coming +no he won t i wired him that i wasn t coming where d you wire him +where d you wire him on the nine o clock train that s the one he took isn t it +both jobs are open hildy the paper and being mrs walter burns thanks walter but it s no good we tried it +well maybe i d like to know just once hildy if that s what you want all right we ll even go to how about niagara falls +hildy if that s what you want all right we ll even go to how about niagara falls niagara falls walter you don t mean that +niagara falls walter you don t mean that sure i do and i ll tell you something else i d like a baby +sure i can t last forever i want a son i can train to take my place on this paper what would you do if it was a daughter +well i d like to be lady like and think it over i don t want to rush you take a couple of seconds +that s what he said the last time don t believe him judge hildy from this time on no tricks no double crossing everything on the level +hildy from this time on no tricks no double crossing everything on the level you re not fooling anybody +how about bruce s walter you can t do that +hildy darling yes hildy darling i m just a fool that s what i am i know what it s going to be like +yes hildy darling i m just a fool that s what i am i know what it s going to be like it ll be heaven +but hildy i can explain you you +are you referring to me madam you know you did +come on sheriff we ve got to get bail i was in here and they had some kind of murderer in with them they were hiding him +oh dear oh dear you grey haired old judas +you grey haired old judas let me out let me out of here +down western avenue we were going sixty five miles an hour you know what i mean take that mush out of your mouth +butter fingers i give you an old lady to take somewhere and you hand her over to the cops what do you mean i handed her the patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street +what do you mean i handed her the patrol wagon was on the wrong side of the street now everything s fine she s probably squawking her head off in some police station +now everything s fine she s probably squawking her head off in some police station i don t think she s talking much you know what i mean +anything you want boss beat it out and get hold of some guys +you stay here i ll find out everything western an thirty fourth +beat it out and get hold of some guys who do you want +you know me the shirt off my back you got plenty of money +you got plenty of money sure boss +sure boss i mean real money not counterfeit +i mean real money not counterfeit i always have both +i m busy duffy well you re not too busy to know that the governor hasn t signed that reprieve +and that means earl williams dies tomorrow morning and makes a sucker out of us you re crazy where s mac +you re crazy where s mac he s on my phone he just called me +he s on my phone he just called me they can t do that to me +don t blame me i m city editor in name only you do all the hiring around here yeah well i do the firing too remember that duffy and keep a civil tongue in your head +hello hildy what are you doing around here i want to interview earl williams warden how about a little service +i want to interview earl williams warden how about a little service no more interviews besides a doctor s coming over +say isn t this your twenty dollars i think it is +i think it is i thought so come on i m in a hurry +cooley i want to talk to you hildy i can t i m busy i let me up hildy earl williams has escaped +there s money in it cooley i can t hildy it means my job it means +i can t hildy it means my job it means a lot of money four hundred and fifty dollars +how much four hundred and fifty dollars is it a deal +four hundred and fifty dollars is it a deal it s a deal let me up +let s see the money first we talk how did earl williams get that gun +the newspapers sheriff they re the scum of modern civilization you said it +you said it they re always after me for interviews +they re always after me for interviews me too +a joint interview eh that might be all right we could have our pictures taken together doctor yes shaking hands i don t take a very good picture though +yes shaking hands i don t take a very good picture though it doesn t matter the publicity s the main thing +it doesn t matter the publicity s the main thing yes i suppose so it all helps +i don t know come come sheriff lightning doesn t strike in the same place twice nothing s going to happen +you know you are to be executed mr williams who do you feel is responsible for that the system but i m not afraid to die doctor i m dying for what i believe +the system but i m not afraid to die doctor i m dying for what i believe i see you realize however that you committed a crime +i see you realize however that you committed a crime in a legal sense yes but not actually actually i m innocent i didn t do anything +so now i say to you earl williams you are under arrest and you point your gun at me well it wasn t exactly that way +well it wasn t exactly that way point the gun at me +say that s old prissy bensinger s desk i know i just want to give him a thrill +i call what you got three bullets any good +three bullets any good beats king up +who locked the door just a second mike mollie i got it +open up there will you all right all right +kind of exclusive ain t you we got calls to make you know run down and get some smelling salts will you +mollie malloy what happened to her came up here had hysterics and passed out i ve been trying to get her to come to +she looks as though she s going to come to give me a hand with her will you +give me a hand with her will you okay up you go mollie +a fine bunch of reporters biggest story in two years and they re too lazy to go after it it s easy for you to talk you re retired we re still working +better let us in on it mollie aw why don t you let her alone she s ill +this egelhoffer s pretty good yeah what did he ever do for his country +trouble is when the red menace shows up the sheriff will still be crying wolf what have you got hildy +well a guy can win when hildy ain t around who s this guy she s gonna marry +she says she s gonna write fiction well if she s gonna write fiction there s nothing like being a reporter +you guys wanna play some more poker what s the use i can t win a pot +boy did you see her go lioness rushes to defense of cub +no i tell you nobody knows where he got it the crime commission has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars for williams capture +the crime commission has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars for williams capture call you back +so have we what s the dope sheriff +what s the dope sheriff who engineered this getaway +oh you two are pals now i think you re right endicott mollie did give her some kind of story i tell you it s a screwy set up we better hold onto em both +come on you before we slap you down do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots +do you want us to call the cops and have them give you the boots where is he before we beat it out of you +come on pinky give em a little third degree make them talk and you got williams pinky +hold the phone i ll have it in a minute +i ll call three sixes is that any good +goodbye yonson so long hildy +what a chase no luck on williams yet call you back +you ain t gettin out o here now where is he +we know what you re up to probably goin out to get williams +how s everything gus i can t complain +oh i ll take the same i guess and coffee little rum in yours too +little rum in yours too i guess so +no just coffee gus just coffee and you sir +oh i m sorry gus my foot must have slipped that s all right +gus this good coffee isn t it +same way you did through that gate i gave strict orders that nobody was to interview williams without my permission +no thanks sheriff i m leaving town tonight you ought to stay over you always wrote a good hanging story hildy +you ought to stay over you always wrote a good hanging story hildy that s awful kind of you sheriff i ve got to get started on my interview see you later +just a minute johnson let go o me what s the idea +take your paws off me hold her boys +let me go fellows something s happened to my mother in law hang onto her keep her in here +i don t know anything i tell you there s been an accident johnson there s something very peculiar going on +johnson there s something very peculiar going on you can send somebody with me if you don t believe me +you can send somebody with me if you don t believe me i wasn t born yesterday now the boys tell me you and this mollie malloy +i wasn t born yesterday now the boys tell me you and this mollie malloy nobody s trying to put anything over on you i m getting out of here and you can t stop me +what do i know about williams all right boys take her along i got ways of making her talk +where d you get this i ve got a right to carry a gun if i want to +i ve got a right to carry a gun if i want to not this gun +he s harmless don t take any chances shoot through the desk +don t take any chances shoot through the desk he can t hurt anybody you ve got his gun +that s murder all right carl frank one of you get on each side of the desk take hold of the cover +if the mayor wants me he knows where i am this tear bomb went off unexpectedly in the hands of sheriff hartman s bombing squad +this tear bomb went off unexpectedly in the hands of sheriff hartman s bombing squad what went off +what went off four of mr hartman s deputy sheriffs were rushed to the hospital +four of mr hartman s deputy sheriffs were rushed to the hospital a fine fair weather friend you are +a fine fair weather friend you are the names are merwyn d mayor who is the mayor s brother in law +the names are merwyn d mayor who is the mayor s brother in law after all i ve done for you +after all i ve done for you howard shenken the sheriff s uncle on his mother s side +where is he where he used to live you can catch the riot squad it s just going out +i m sheriff hartman you want me you re certainly a hard fellow to find sheriff +for who earl williams the reprieve +read it insane he says he knows very well that williams ain t insane yeah but i +well wait a minute will you i m in conference no i couldn t do that +just one second that s good because my health ain t what it used to be +pete i want to talk to you i ain t got time fred honest i ll see you after +i ain t got time fred honest i ll see you after did you actually give williams that gun +did you actually give williams that gun the professor asked me for it i thought it was for something scientific +the professor asked me for it i thought it was for something scientific pete i ve got a mighty unpleasant task to perf +four hundred do you want to bankrupt this administration i m getting them for twelve dollars a night +pete you re through what do you mean through +now pete please don t appeal to my sentimental side fred i don t know what to say a thing like this almost destroys a man s faith in human nature +fred i don t know what to say a thing like this almost destroys a man s faith in human nature i wish you wouldn t talk like that pete +i wish you wouldn t talk like that pete our families fred i ve always looked on bessie as my own sister +our families fred i ve always looked on bessie as my own sister if there was any way out +williams ain t a red and you know it well there s a lot of communistic sympathizers around +the governor gave me his word of honor he wouldn t interfere two days ago and you fell for it pete it frightens me what i d like to do to you who else knows about this +pure politics an attempt to ruin us +dementia praecox oh h h we got to think fast before those lying reporters get hold of this what ll we tell em +we got to think fast before those lying reporters get hold of this what ll we tell em tell em the party is through in this state on account of you +tell em the party is through in this state on account of you ah fred hello this is hartman +ah fred hello this is hartman and you can tell em as an afterthought that i want your resignation now +and you can tell em as an afterthought that i want your resignation now sssh wait fred what where where holy moses +sssh wait fred what where where holy moses what is it +tell em to hold the wire i did hold the wire +i did hold the wire cover up that transmitter +hold your horses will you olsen hurry up fred now what do you say +we ll fix that too just one second +shoot to kill i said i don t know fred there s that reprieve if they ever find out +i don t know fred there s that reprieve if they ever find out nobody reprieved that policeman he murdered now do as i tell you +now take that guilty look off your face pete and stop trembling like a horse if we didn t have election tuesday i d have this on my conscience +fine work pete you certainly delivered the goods i m proud of you look kind o natural don t they fred +look kind o natural don t they fred a sight for sore eyes +who is this man throw him out frank +you drunken idiot arrest him the idea of coming here with a cock and bull story like that it s a frame up some imposter +that s a lie i never saw him before +take those handcuffs off our friends pete that wasn t at all necessary i was just going to +i won t hildy how d you like a couple of tickets for the hanging +i hope you re pretty nearly through with me doctor i m getting a little fatigued yeah you don t want to tire him out doctor +got you williams go on shoot me +let him out of here lieutenant but hildy i can t he s accused of stealing a watch and they found the watch on him +now hildy don t hildy me are you going to let him out +don t hildy me are you going to let him out i can t +now hildy don t be hasty i can t let him out you can let him out on bail can t you +you can let him out on bail can t you five hundred dollars +five hundred dollars you ll take fifty and like it +you ll take fifty and like it well all right but i m liable to get into a jam +oh i ain t doing that any more i m retired i m one of you fellas now a newspaper man editorials +wait a minute walter you can t do that my name is louis peluso +where s the old lady i m telling you +we run smack into a police patrol you know what i mean we broke it in half oh h h was she hurt +i m telling you can you imagine bumping into a load of cops they come rollin out like oranges what did you do with her +what did you do with her search me when i come to i was running down thirty fifth street +search me when i come to i was running down thirty fifth street you were with her you were in the cab weren t you +you were with her you were in the cab weren t you was i the driver got knocked cold +nobody s going to rush me into anything you keep away from me all right judge +phone for you hildy who is it +who is it oh some insurance man are you in +oh some insurance man are you in give me that +there goes another scrub lady i ll go right after it +well anyhow i won t be covering stuff like this any more what s the matter getting yellow +any news yeah i was never so tired in my life +you fight it cut and up a dime +i don t know why you boys are so good to me your poker s improved a lot hildy lend me two bucks will you +your poker s improved a lot hildy lend me two bucks will you nothing doing i m playing for keeps +hello hildy i thought you were gone i thought so too +did you get that hildy no what +if walter burns calls hold the wire for me will you i ll be right back okay hildy well we can t get any official statement +okay forget it what s the matter with you boys afraid it might rain if you want to go i ll cover this end +look out you what s the use of fighting hildy +have you got my dough oh sure the boss sent me over with it four hundred dollars wasn t it +oh sure the boss sent me over with it four hundred dollars wasn t it four hundred and fifty and i ll cut your throat if you try any tricks +four hundred and fifty and i ll cut your throat if you try any tricks all right all right you can t blame a guy for tryin can you +all right all right you can t blame a guy for tryin can you come on with that money +come on with that money first you got to sign a receipt +first you got to sign a receipt where s the money +thanks so long hildy so long nothing where s bruce baldwin s wallet +you know it is i didn t frisk him he must have dropped it in burns office i didn t know whose it was +i didn t frisk him he must have dropped it in burns office i didn t know whose it was no and you don t know that your cheap boss has had mr baldwin arrested again do you +no and you don t know that your cheap boss has had mr baldwin arrested again do you what already why the dame left only a minute before i did +kings and sixes that s good +that s good kings and sixes the pot affixes poetry i learned that at my grandma s knee +any dope yet on how he got out from all i can get the sheriff let him out so s he could vote for him +hildy i thought you were gone well i was going but mollie fainted away and i thought i ought to do what i could +well i was going but mollie fainted away and i thought i ought to do what i could some hallowe en goin on outside the whole police force standing on it s ear +i don t know what she s talking about i never said any such thing i m quoting my son and he has never lied to me +that man there mother oh i m so glad to see you are you all right tell me +i couldn t plead insanity because you see i m just as sane as anybody else you didn t mean to kill that policeman +a gun why to shoot of course is that how you came to shoot the policeman +very simple earl there s nothing crazy about that is there +there s nothing crazy about that is there no earl not at all who sent you the flowers earl +no earl not at all who sent you the flowers earl miss mollie malloy she s a wonderful person +miss mollie malloy she s a wonderful person isn t that her picture +isn t that her picture yes isn t she beautiful +don t forget about production for use i won t earl +you re not going to phone anybody where i am put down that gun earl +earl you don t want to hurt your friends do you don t move +earl there s just one thing i ought to clear up for the interview what s that only you re getting too near i don t trust anybody +what s that only you re getting too near i don t trust anybody i don t blame you earl if i were in your place i wouldn t trust anybody either +i don t blame you earl if i were in your place i wouldn t trust anybody either keep away +earl you must never do that again oh i m awful tired i couldn t go through another day like this +oh i m awful tired i couldn t go through another day like this well maybe you think i could +quiet mollie quiet don t cry mollie there s nothing to cry about +don t cry mollie there s nothing to cry about how d you get here earl +how d you get here earl down the drainpipe i didn t mean to shoot him you believe me don t you mollie +what good ll it do we ll get you out in ten minutes +come on mollie this is no place for you they re not human +they re not human they re newspaper men mollie they can t help themselves the lord made them that way +they re newspaper men mollie they can t help themselves the lord made them that way it wasn t the lord it was the devil +where are they gone you know where they are wait a minute mollie +they got him surrounded some place gonna shoot him like a dog mollie they haven t got him you gotta help me mollie we ve got to do something +mollie they haven t got him you gotta help me mollie we ve got to do something what do you mean +what s that quiet mollie +quiet mollie there s somethin funny going on around here +i m coming keep dead quiet don t even breathe i ll be right here i won t leave you +what s the idea never mind just play dead +are you all right now yeah i m feelin fine +what do you want i m a messenger at the state house this is from the governor +i m a messenger at the state house this is from the governor what s from the governor +what s from the governor the reprieve for earl williams +they were all standing around when he wrote it it was after they got back from fishing get the governor on the phone +get the governor on the phone you can t get him on the phone he s out duckshooting now +now listen you never arrived here with this reprieve get it yes i did just now don t you remember +yes i did just now don t you remember how much do you make a week +how much do you make a week what s your salary forty dollars +who me who do you think +now listen there s a fine opening for a fellow like you in the city sealer s office the what +the what the city sealer s office +the city sealer s office you mean here in the city +you mean here in the city yes yes +why not i couldn t work in the city you see i ve got my family in the country +i couldn t work in the city you see i ve got my family in the country but you could bring em in here we ll pay all your expenses +but you could bring em in here we ll pay all your expenses no i don t think so +no i don t think so for heaven s sake why not +but how do i know come in and see me in my office tomorrow what s your name +you forgot to tell me what a city sealer has to do i ll explain it tomorrow +i ll explain it tomorrow is it hard +is it hard no 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take deep breaths and push why it s coming on its own it doesn t hurt +is it peace in out time no mother it s war war +no mother it s war war or what +did they say how long it would take to get new ration books grace up to six weeks i think +up to six weeks i think how are we going to cope +it was the best time of his life how many of our class left you and me out of twenty eight +i can t do it what s the point it s just the wrench grace it s for their sake +it seems to have survived play something grace +mac that was wonderful i haven t been to a concert since since i used to take you to the proms +since i used to take you to the proms that s right not since then not since i got married +remember this beach mac all those summers out two families together happy days when you re bigger bill i ll teach you the googly +mac did you ever find out who molly went off with a polish pilot it s like one of those jokes on the wireless +he could always make me laugh we did the decent thing +we can t change what s past not even the war can do that we did all the proper things and we lost love that s sad mac +bless you mac what would i have done without you you might still have a house +you might still have a house i wish it could all have been different +i wish it could all have been different look after yourself grace +what did i do to deserve this you married that fool clive that s what never mind you can stay with us +you married that fool clive that s what never mind you can stay with us how long +it s not fair on them it s selfish to keep them with you my aunt in australia has offered +it s so far way i couldn t bear it kids don t care you re thinking of yourself +i didn t mean it like that grace why does it always come out wrong i know you mean well +i don t know how you cope grace three kids army pay on your own you know something molly i like it on my own i never got used to sharing a bed not really +you re having me on molly am i maybe i am +am i maybe i am you ve been 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having a halloween party tonight now what makes you think that +now what makes you think that you all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people +you all sure are buying a lot of holy water for two people yeah well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit you know what i mean +yeah well we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit you know what i mean yeah yeah i like to fuck shit up +yeah yeah i like to fuck shit up i ll bet you do how much we owe ya goober +i ll bet you do how much we owe ya goober actually it s g ober gerry ober but the guys drew in the other o fucking assholes +actually it s g ober gerry ober but the guys drew in the other o fucking assholes great story goober how much +great story goober how much ummmm two hundred and eighty five dollars +keep the change and get yourself a new name holy crap thanks +come on bro let s go hey wait take this +what s this a missing girl i use ta go to school with her she just up and disappeared some day real weird +how long have you been running this place how long is a piece of string too god damn long that s how long +no really shit i don t remember exactly i took over for my pa just after the duke nabbed the oscar +shit i don t remember exactly i took over for my pa just after the duke nabbed the oscar the duke +the duke yeah my pa wasn t right in the head after that +yeah my pa wasn t right in the head after that you mean john wayne +you mean john wayne hell boy there some other duke you know about a great american +hell boy there some other duke you know about a great american yeah i was never that big of a western fan i like science fiction +yeah i was never that big of a western fan i like science fiction i figured that much why the fuck you asking so many jackass questions for +i don t drive cross country but if you did +but if you did i don t +i don t but suppose for a second you did +no no i think it s really interesting well fuck me side sally who want to read about all that horse shit 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let s get going before that thing tries to eat the car or something +forget it i ll just go screw that no way i ain t letting you go by yourself +screw that no way i ain t letting you go by yourself don t worry i ll be quick just stay here no sense everybody getting drenched +i hope to christ she doesn t expect us to wear these things whatever it is just do it the more we play along the faster we ll get the hell out of here +check this out well ya can t complain i never take you anyplace +this is starting to make me real uncomfortable just sit back and enjoy the show +what are you doing i gotta open the gate +i gotta open the gate drive through it +drive through it it won t work +come on get with the facts hmmmmmmmmm +hmmmmmmmmm what d you see who was she with where were they going +fascinating that kid is one horny retard +that kid is one horny retard christ ain t they all all them retards wanna do is fuck and eat +yeah doesn t hurt himself just spins it around next to his eyeball i m sure that ain t the only place he s sticking those pencils +goddamn had to take him to the hospital kid had dr zaius stuck half way up his butt couldn t get it out +had to take him to the hospital kid had dr zaius stuck half way up his butt couldn t get it out i always loved that mute broad that chuck heston was shacking up with +i always loved that mute broad that chuck heston was shacking up with nova yeah she looked pretty sweet +nova yeah she looked pretty sweet yeah now there s the perfect woman +yeah now there s the perfect woman can i get some stamps off ya did you fix the toilet yet +ya hear me you bust that crapper and i ll beat your ass i hear ya +that s nice yeah i guess i ll just help him hand out candy to the trick or treaters +how long is that gonna take he should be back in a couple hours +tiny ain t got no car he ain t even got a bicycle how s he get around out here +you sure you don t need any help in there no dear i m fine now what kind of host would i be if i put my guests to this kind of work +great you re back let s go we already paid for the tickets tickets for what +tickets for what this isn t everything get ready for this there s a museum of murder and mayhem +this isn t everything get ready for this there s a museum of murder and mayhem i don t want to see that +aw come on it will be fun oh yeah murder museum sounds fun +ugh what s that smell fried chicken anybody want some +hey maybe she knows where this is that seems likely +fuck it s freezing hey listen to this i think this is related to our dr satan +hey listen to this i think this is related to our dr satan oh yeah +so what i don t know i just thought it was interesting +i don t know i just thought it was interesting you know what jerry who really cares at this point +you know what jerry who really cares at this point i don t i just thought it was weird +hey nice outfit billy bob thanks for coming to get us little brother almost scared us to death +thanks for coming to get us little 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time to go to work sleeping +sleeping rise and shine +rise and shine no please let me sit this one out +no please let me sit this one out let s go you re the one who wanted to be a photographer +let s go you re the one who wanted to be a photographer i resign +i resign too late you re in for life let s move it out private shutterbug +too late you re in for life let s move it out private shutterbug christ i hope this isn t more crappy folk art it s so quaint it s so primal it s so crap +i swear i ve aged five years since this trip started tell me about it +a decent meal every once in a while wouldn t hurt either this road food is crap if i never eat at another waffle house again i can die a happy girl +if i never eat at another waffle house again i can die a happy girl scattered smothered and covered +scattered smothered and covered exactly well i guess a couple more photos won t kill me +let s just skip it it is probably nothing anyway aw christ jerry we can t see anything now it s too dark let s forget it +stick her in the front if you want to pick her up so bad she s soaked she looks like she stinks +don t even say it you got to be fucking joking +you got to be fucking joking god damn it i knew this witch hunt was fucking bullshit +i think i m going fucking crazy i can t believe +she said we look like pussy lickers or some shit like that yeah she said we looked queer +how long has it been i don t know about half an hour +what was that what i didn t hear anything +what i didn t hear anything wait quiet turn off the radio +i don t hear anything shhhhhh quiet +shhhhhh quiet i still don t +i still don t turn on the headlights see if anything is out there +jesus christ i think i m gonna have a fucking heart attack +a couple hours can t tiny drive us to a phone +excuse me may i please use your phone bill why don t you ask her she s your special friend +don t be such a fucking smart ass yeah it s really your fault that we re stuck in this shithole in the first place +what d we here georgie a vehicle registered to a william s hudley +a vehicle registered to a william s hudley holy jesus somebody had themselves a field day beating the shit outta this thing +holy jesus somebody had themselves a field day beating the shit outta this thing yeah no mercy here +yeah no mercy here recover any bodies +recover any bodies not yet +not yet shit i wonder what these kids did to bring this much hell down on em +shit i wonder what these kids did to bring this much hell down on em just in the wrong place at the wrong time +just in the wrong place at the wrong time that s the understatement of the year +that s the understatement of the year yep i suppose it is +god damn you find something georgie +you find something georgie yep i found something +open up the trunk yes sir +hey maybe the guy with the tow truck could drive us to a phone his name is rufus rufus jr but we all call him r j +his name is rufus rufus jr but we all call him r j oh right +oh right what do they call you sweety +what do they call you sweety um i m jerry that s bill denise and mary +and i m gonna help put the razor blades in the candy apples i ll bet you are you are a naughty little thing aren t ya +i ll bet you are you are a naughty little thing aren t ya i was just kidding +great i thought i felt a certain attraction between mary and tiny soon as he walked in maybe he s a real lady killer +maybe he s a real lady killer didn t ya think mary +i ve been meaning to ask you mrs ummmm firefly +firefly firefly mmmmm odd name mrs firefly do you know anything about the legend of dr satan +for the show it s halloween eve and time for our show oh you mean on tv +bye sweety we could of been great together please let us go we won t tell anybody +please let us go we won t tell anybody aw honey you know i can t do that +i m gonna go ask him aw come on jerry we ve gotten all we re gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain +aw come on jerry we ve gotten all we re gonna get out of this place and its starting to rain shit it is only sprinkling and it s worth the trouble hold on for two seconds +just back up i think we should go straight i mean we know for a fact there ain t nothing back that way right +i ll go it s my fault you said it not me +that stupid hillbilly slut oh don t blow everything out of proportion +oh don t blow everything out of proportion you didn t see the look she threw me she s up to something +ok lassies i think it s time you get to gripping reality enough with the stupid voices +this is way too fucked up for words i know the words fucking psycho fucking bullshit that s the words +i m with denise can t we just walk to someplace this is getting fucking stupid negative shit we are so deep in the sticks we could walk for hours and find zero +oh i get it i guess you think you re too good for the simple pleasures of halloween no just a little too old +no just a little too old oh really well i hope something changes your mind some day +i suggest you kids leave now don t worry i m gone +where is he let s go see +behold the fish boy this can t be real this can t be real this can t be real +this can t be real this can t be real this can t be real oh it s real as real as i want it to be mamma look see the magic in my brush strokes +what are you doing no stop please please you my dear worm feeder are about to become immortalized +excuse me i m sorry for disturbing you this fine afternoon aw you ain t disturbing me but it kind of looks like rain don t ya think +well hello officer excuse me i m sorry for disturbing you this fine afternoon +aw you ain t disturbing me but it kind of looks like rain don t ya think my name is lt wydell i d like to ask you a few questions +my name is lt wydell i d like to ask you a few questions questions well heck i ll tell you anything you want to know +i um no i don t think so please just a minute +please just a minute oh alright i guess i can trust you being a man of the law and all +thank you oh you are very welcome lord knows how i love a man in uniform +think do any of these kids look familiar in any way no i can t say that i ever seen em before he looks familiar is he on tv +otis otis come quick there s cops outside what god damn how many +i don t know i only saw one i m sure there s more than that fucking pigs always travel in packs here take this +i m sure there s more than that fucking pigs always travel in packs here take this what should i do +i m the one who brings the devil s brandy who s your daddy +who s your daddy yes i m the one who beats you when you re bad +get in now wait i want to say good bye +local girl karen murphy been missing for a couple months figured for a runaway fit the profile +that s true otis not that we re having a bad time but well go get her +fit the profile no not really good kid never been in any trouble +christ four kids couldn t just disappear no they couldn t somebody had to see something +turn up this road where we headed +shit don t these packrat hillbillies throw anything away shhhh you hear that +yeah i hear it where s it coming from over here inside the smokehouse +we gotta break it open i ain t got a warrant +tell it to my daughter shit fuck procedure +jesus christ call wydell +mr willis yes sir +yes sir i m wydell this is naish +what about the body you found oh yeah you know about that hmmm that s a strange one +i m sure there s a logical explanation i pray to god there is +i hope you re right but my guts are telling me different your spidey senses tingling +your spidey senses tingling yeah huh what the hell are you talking about +yeah huh what the hell are you talking about you know your hyper sensitive spidey senses like spider man you know like in the comics +you know your hyper sensitive spidey senses like spider man you know like in the comics how old do you think i am i know who the fuck spider man is get to your point +how old do you think i am i know who the fuck spider man is get to your point you know his senses start tingling when he was approaching danger and shit +i always favored the hulk hulk was dumb as shit +you know his senses start tingling when he was approaching danger and shit i always favored the hulk +hulk was dumb as shit aw fuck +plates match call the chief we found em +i guess not that must be him +don t worry we ll find her let s hit the road sooner we get a move on sooner we ll find her +that is the wrong fork young man harold tell the boy that is the wrong fork young man +harold tell the boy again no buts go to your room now +tell him harold it s going famously son famously +lila what are you doing in there i need to get ready for my date nothing i ll be out in a minute +i don t know why you didn t tell me about this it s embarrassing okay +it s embarrassing okay it s not so bad so it just keeps growing +it s not so bad so it just keeps growing yeah natalie it s hair it grows +yeah natalie it s hair it grows well don t jump down my throat i m just trying to help +well don t jump down my throat i m just trying to help how is that helping natalie how exactly +how is that helping natalie how exactly look if you re going to be like that you should be appreciative that i m interested +hello my little boy hey ma did you bring any clothes i m freezing my ass off +hey ma did you bring any clothes i m freezing my ass off oui nathan s silk suit just like you asked +oui nathan s silk suit just like you asked great god i ve wanted you forever +say my name gabrielle +gabrielle you remind me so much of nathan +you remind me so much of nathan like father like son +like father like son you remind me so much of nathan plus so much of my little mongrel doggie +only three shocks a chimp takes fifteen this is going to be tres simple no gabrielle oui doctor oui +oui doctor oui good morning we need a name for him don t we +puff it is then puff bronfman is that okay oui perfect +no don t be i really enjoy hearing that you re a terrific assistant merci i do you would you like to go get a cup of coffee perhaps +merci i do you would you like to go get a cup of coffee perhaps well i don t know i m actually on my way to +thank you so much for accompanying me not at all +of course not you re so sweet oh why are there not more men out there like you +listen you re the best assistant i ve ever had gabrielle i like it when you say my name is that stupid +oh doctor i did not know i m sorry to disturb you i just came for some papers i left gabrielle no i m sorry if i startled you i came to think god did i hang up on you +gabrielle no i m sorry if i startled you i came to think god did i hang up on you oui perhaps i called at a bad time i am sorry +oui perhaps i called at a bad time i am sorry no i just got distracted i m so sorry +no i just got distracted i m so sorry is everything fine +is everything fine oui now you ve got me talking french +coincidence yes and how is our son our oh he seems fine i guess we woke him the lights and all +our oh he seems fine i guess we woke him the lights and all i should turn them off maybe i sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when i was a little girl +i should turn them off maybe i sing him a lullaby my mama sang to me when i was a little girl when you were a little french girl +shall we close up then maybe we should just sit for a while it s very peaceful +yes happy happy yet you look so sad a great man like you should not be sad +yet you look so sad a great man like you should not be sad i m fine life is funny that s all +i am sleepy i shouldn t say this but you re pretty gabrielle it s unprofessional i know +i shouldn t say this but you re pretty gabrielle it s unprofessional i know really i always think myself so ugly no not ugly but plain a wallflower +really i always think myself so ugly no not ugly but plain a wallflower really no not at all you re a very pretty girl you should know that you should be confident +really no not at all you re a very pretty girl you should know that you should be 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please somebody ask him what is wrong i don t know +that bitch i worked so hard we worked so hard you and i he would ve made us famous we still have you and i +where do we look for little lost puff i have some thoughts i think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape +i have some thoughts i think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape that is horrible apes are dirty no +i m going alone this could be dangerous okay my sweet good night +okay my sweet good night a little resistance would be nice damn it +a little resistance would be nice damn it please let me go with you +my apologies madam it s okay puff +it s okay puff shan t happen again +it shan t happen again i swear it i m just getting my sea legs you know it s an animal urge puff it s nothing to be ashamed of +very well very well +you what i want to be the way i was before +i want to be the way i was before good i ll show you how apey +he s dead we bury the body we disappear into the woods nobody knows +progress ouch yeah +ouch yeah oh yes honey getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over smooth as a baby s butt +oh yes honey getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over smooth as a baby s butt i love it rose i m getting to be a real girl +i love it rose i m getting to be a real girl you still in the market for a real boy +you still in the market for a real boy always ow +always ow cause there s this guy my brother knows him might be right up your alley +cause there s this guy my brother knows him might be right up your alley tell me i could use someone up my alley +tell me i could use someone up my alley i don t get that is that sexual +i don t get that is that sexual shut up and tell me +shut up and tell me handsome thirties psychologist +handsome thirties psychologist loves animals ouch must love animals rose +loves animals ouch must love animals rose loves animals loves you +loves animals loves you what do you mean +holy shit your brother didn t tell him about the nature of our relationship did he my brother is discreet +my brother is discreet won t he be able to tell +god he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff yeah well my brother is his shrink +i really like him rose he s so passionate about his work my brother says he likes you too +my brother says things are going really well between you and nathan i cannot believe how in love i am with this man +don t throw that away i had that once with a guy but i threw it away for a cheap thrill one night stand +one night stand no i married a midget +no i married a midget marrying a midget was a cheap thrill +three foot one be still my crotch +be still my crotch rose nathan s no midget but he s asked me to move in with him +rose nathan s no midget but he s asked me to move in with him yeah my brother told me +yeah my brother told me and i think i m going to +and i think i m going to stand on a stepladder sometimes +lila it s rosie go the fuck away rosie +go the 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okay you have stuff you gotta do +meditations on a banana slug was a delightful read thank you so much i love slugs all slugs not just banana slugs +thank you so much i love slugs all slugs not just banana slugs as do i +they don t seem to be especially ego driven this is true you ve got to respect that +you ve got to respect that i have to say that i m not there yet +that s not necessarily a bad thing yes i suppose not but still one would like to move along to move beyond +i hope you don t perform any of those dreadful torture experiments nathan heavens no my work now is right now i m teaching mice well table manners to be candid +heavens no my work now is right now i m teaching mice well table manners to be candid how s it going +what s the larger experiment it s my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice they can be taught to humans +it s my thesis that if table manners can be taught to mice they can be taught to humans going out on a limb aren t you nathan +um mmm oh nathan this salad is delish my god the fork the fork +my god the fork the fork i m sorry +oh i m sorry i m sorry nathan i never really learned those things no biggie +boy this is good i m sorry that i became so upset +i m sorry that i became so upset no i m sorry i m really backward in certain areas +no i m sorry i m really backward in certain areas it s only that i really enjoy your company and +yes and you really enjoy my company +it s just that i have some peculiarities and i like you too nathan +yeah but i have some peculiarities also i don t care i don t care like what for example +what are you doing in there i ll be out in a minute +i ll be out in a minute i m sorry about my parents +do you oh do you darling why certainly +oh darling i m so relieved let s celebrate with a long hike in the woods tomorrow that s a great idea +it ll be wonderful i ll show you my old stomping grounds terrific can t wait +shaving cream i don t think so why +darling did you bring the insect repellent lotion yes darling +yes darling oh and the sun block +oh and the sun block of course +of course what spf sweetie +what spf sweetie fifteen +yes darling i think i ll get johannsen in chemistry on that oh did you bring the first aid kit +absolutely we could call it quit bugging me sunny get it sunny s u n n y +we could call it quit bugging me sunny get it sunny s u n n y that s very funny +that s very funny i love you so much +no too upright might ve been a person it might behoove us to turn back at this point +you ll catch cold it s cold what do you suppose he is a survivalist i think he s feral +i think he s feral feral don t touch him he might be diseased he might my god rabies +feral don t touch him he might be diseased he might my god rabies he looks perfectly fine +feral huh totally uncontaminated look at him he doesn t understand english he moves like an animal +look at him he doesn t understand english he moves like an animal it s perfect +it s perfect nathan what the hell are you talking about +you d be taking away his freedom nathan freedom s just another word for nothing left to lose lila to quote janet jackson +all right great grab his feet we ll throw him in the trunk +what are you doing in there nothing be right out +who is it uh huh right gabrielle right +who is it absolutely gabrielle someone from work sorry about that gabrielle uh huh exactly +who from work excuse me one second would you gabrielle +it s hormonal nathan i can t help it i m sorry your entire body +your entire body i m getting electrolysis it s working but it takes time so meanwhile i have to +i m getting electrolysis it s working but it takes time so meanwhile i have to you have to shave like an ape +you have to shave like an ape apes don t shave you son of a bitch +apes don t shave you son of a bitch don t quibble you know what i mean +don t quibble you know what i mean i m sorry please don t be mad at me for this +i m sorry please don t be mad at me for this mad i m i m disgusted +i m the same person i was before you knew damn it oh god i have to think i have to think +mad i m i m disgusted i m the same person i was before you knew damn it oh god +was that okay i mean was i able to satisfy you you are an animal +you are an animal really wow that s that s terrific to hear from someone so feminine so female +really wow that s that s terrific to hear from someone so feminine so female i love being female because it how do you say allows me to be close to men +i love being female because it how do you say allows me to be close to men i m glad you re female do you think our boy witnessed the primal scene +so how s it going today good making progress +everything s fine honey we don t need to talk besides i have to work late please nathan i really need this you ve been working late a lot +are you seeing somebody else nathan i just have to know of course not +of course not it would just be helpful to know +i m just preoccupied do you like my new look +do you like my new look yeah it s nice it s really good +sure of course because i m really trying you know rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis +because i m really trying you know rosie says maybe only another two years of the elctrolysis that s great +that s great i ve signed up for a ballet class and look at my nails a real girl +that s great it s a great color for you oh nathan let s have a baby +oh i didn t see you there sneaky boy you re like a boy sneaking in the back door of a movie theater yes indeed +the back door of a movie theater yes indeed you remember that from my book i m touched what s wrong +you remember that from my book i m touched what s wrong nothing hard day gonna have a drink +how s work cruddy okay are you satisfied +cruddy okay are you satisfied no i don t want your work to be cruddy +no i don t want your work to be cruddy my assistant quit today okay he was highly valuable to the project +my assistant quit today okay he was highly valuable to the project oh baby i m sorry can t you hire somebody else +oh baby i m sorry can t you hire somebody else i guess +bravo to you puff that was wonderful +you just have to control it we re not apes thank you very much for that +puff i m proud of you you did remarkably well under difficult circumstances absolutely +i m going to go down and check on puff see how he s holding up should i come with +should i come with nah you just relax how s the book +nah you just relax how s the book ummm it s good +so he s doing okay seemed fine quiet evening enjoying his new digs +and what did you do tonight honey i ve fallen in love with somebody else lila +i ve fallen in love with somebody else lila and what did you do tonight honey +and what did you do tonight honey i fucked her okay i fucked her i m sorry but that s what the hell i did +i fucked her okay i fucked her i m sorry but that s what the hell i did do you know what i gave up to be with you +i gave up my soul my beliefs i gave up my body hair yeah well i m 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wonderful do you think i m ready do you really +it s wonderful do you think i m ready do you really i trust that you ll make good mature decisions i trust that you ll do the proper thing +thanks to you nate thanks to you buddy and your diligence and intelligence and perseverance +and of course to you my sweet for your moral support here here +interesting now my diminutive friend what can i do for you +puff put the gun down ounpoo ungh +ounpoo ungh let s be reasonable human beings here we re all reasonable human beings aren t we +let s be reasonable human beings here we re all reasonable human beings aren t we unka unka unka unka unka +so anyway that s the nightmare i ve been having lately do you suppose it has anything to do with lila s unusually hairy body +do you suppose it has anything to do with lila s unusually hairy body no why +i m in the book if you ever want to drop me a line or something i m an ape mom i m an ape and apes don t drop lines +comin in or goin out goin in we got a sales convention gotta be there tomorrow +goin in we got a sales convention gotta be there tomorrow what do you guys sell +about sixty seventy bucks next game ten bucks +give me some bourbon j t s brown you want a chaser +you sure you going to be comfortable enough there miss ah packard sarah packard +no i m fine you uh you ever been to louisville during derby week miss ah packard +you uh you ever been to louisville during derby week miss ah packard i ve never been to louisville +i m ready soon as i finish my coffee +what makes you know so much how do you know what eddie was thinking i know been there myself we ve all been there haven t we miss packard +doesn t your lighter work mr gordon oh i forgot all about it how s the hands +it s all right eddie i m sure mr gordon meant no offense it was a figure of speech that s right miss packard +that s right miss packard and a fact is a fact +and a fact is a fact she s a smart girl eddie +i want to talk to you do we need words +oh wait a minute miss packard we re neighbors now you can call me sarah +for whom and for what for what makes the world go round for money and for glory +for what makes the world go round for money and for glory you didn t answer my first question for whom +you didn t answer my first question for whom all right today for me tomorrow for himself +are you ready for another thank you +in a little while that s what you want isn t it it s what eddie wants he uh told me to give you some money +put it on the bed that s the way it s done isn t it that s the way it s done +we ll be there good good +oh we ll start small a hundred dollars a game you ever played billiards before +i m sure mr felson knows what he s doing certainly you can afford a hundred dollars to find out deal the cards +how much oh about five hundred +oh about five hundred do you really think you can beat him +do you really think you can beat him of course he thinks he can beat me bert he wouldn t be playing me if he didn t right felson +that seems a shame the night is young the night is two thousand dollars old +how much do i owe you twelve thousand +hey mister the name s gordon bert gordon +the name s gordon bert gordon mister you been sittin in that spot for hours would you mind moving it bothers me +stay with this kid he s a loser what did he say +i m buyin thought you only drank milk +thought you only drank milk only when i work +only when i work yeah why +i lost twenty bucks poker s not your game +poker s not your game what is +so i got talent so what beat me character +character yeah sure sure +i got drunk he drank as much whisky as you did +he drank as much whisky as you did maybe he knows how to drink +maybe by that time you ll die of old age how much do you think you ll uh need a thousand +eddie is it all right if i get personal whaddya been so far +whaddya been so far eddie you re a born loser +eddie you re a born loser what s that supposed to mean +what s that supposed to mean first time in ten years i ever saw minnesota fats hooked really hooked but you let him off +first time in ten years i ever saw minnesota fats hooked really hooked but you let him off i told you i got drunk +thanks for the drink wait a minute maybe i can help you +wait a minute maybe i can help you to do what +to do what get the three thousand play minnesota fats again +ten reasons maybe fifteen and also there s something in it for me oh yeah i figured that how much +oh yeah i figured that how much seventy five per cent +seventy five per cent for who +you think i can lose i never saw you do anything else +i never saw you do anything else you saw me beat minnesota fats for eighteen thousand dollars +yeah you already told me that you cut that slice down to bite size and maybe we can talk no we don t talk i don t make bad bets seventy five twenty five that s it +no we don t talk i don t make bad bets seventy five twenty five that s it kiss off +hey wait what are you gonna do about the money there are places i ll scuffle around +there are places i ll scuffle around word s out on you eddie you walk in the wrong kind of place and they ll eat you alive +word s out on you eddie you walk in the wrong kind of place and they ll eat you alive now when did you adopt me +now when did you adopt me i don t know when it was +hi how s business ahh slow why the open hand bridge something wrong with your hand +hello eddie hi how s business +ahh slow why the open hand bridge something wrong with your hand yeah had a little accident a place called arthur s +yeah had a little accident a place called arthur s oh you seem to do all right that way +oh you seem to do all right that way i d say my game is about twenty per cent off maybe more +i d say my game is about twenty per cent off maybe more what happened somebody step on your hands +what happened somebody step on your hands yeah big creep broke my thumbs +yeah big creep broke my thumbs man named turk baker +man named turk baker you know everybody don t you +you know everybody don t you everybody who can hurt me everybody who can help me it pays +everybody who can hurt me everybody who can help me it pays maybe you oughta give me lessons +maybe you oughta give me lessons sign up +sign up where do i sign +where do i sign the first match i got in mind for you is in louisville kentucky +the first match i got in mind for you is in louisville kentucky you name the place boss i ll be there +you name the place boss i ll be there what happened to you anyway +what happened to you anyway like i told ya my thumbs +like i told ya my thumbs no i don t mean the thumbs you already told me about the thumbs +no i don t mean the thumbs you already told me about the thumbs i been thinking +i been thinking thinking about what +sarah packard bert gordon miss packard how do you do +james findley is a very rich man grandfather left him twenty per cent of a tobacco company what and he he hustles pool +how good is he i don t know never saw him play they say he s one of the best +you must have a lot of confidence in me i don t but i got confidence in findley +i don t but i got confidence in findley what s that supposed to mean +here i got it no no when you play for me i pick up all the tabs +fats knew the game was in the clutch knew he had to do something to stop ya he played it smart i played that game bert in my head i played it a thousand times +good i d hate to think i was putting my money on a cripple hey whaddya say something like that for +aren t you gonna go over and talk to him nah sit tight he ll be over here +so does eddie well i win sometimes +well we won t c mon bert let me play him +c mon bert let me play him how much +how do we stand bout even +bout even when do i raise the bet +when do i raise the bet i don t know +i don t know bert if that s his best game i can beat him +bert if that s his best game i can beat him level with me eddie you ever play billiards before +i can beat him all right five hundred +i ll beat him the next game how re the hands +how re the hands they re fine +they re fine well rack up your cue we re leavin +hey bert wait a minute i said we re leavin +i don t believe you eddie i think you re still a loser all right then i ll play him with my own money +please don t get off me now i know when to quit you don t win or lose you don t know when to quit +i wanna walk it s a long walk +it s a long walk i got time bert +i got time bert you want me to tell her for you +you want me to tell her for you tell her what +tell her what you gotta be hard eddie +eddie you owe me money and just how do you figure that bert what do you figure i owe you +in louisville it was seventy five per cent well here it s half +well here it s half what if i don t pay ya bert +so you figure you re still my manager huh i m a businessman kid +i m a businessman kid well you got a lot of games lined up for me +well you got a lot of games lined up for me yeah we re gonna make a lotta money together from now on +yeah we re gonna make a lotta money together from now on fifty per cent +fifty per cent no it don t have to be fifty it can be thirty twenty five +no it don t have to be fifty it can be thirty twenty five we really stuck the knife in her didn t we bert +we really stuck the knife in her didn t we bert aaaahhhh +aaaahhhh boy we really gave it to her good +maybe you want to play no hell no you eddie felson +no hell no you eddie felson who s he +who s he what s your game what do you shoot +what s your game what do you shoot you name it we shoot it +what kind of straight pool game you like the expensive kind +the expensive kind come up here to play straight pool with minnesota fats +come up here to play straight pool with minnesota fats yeah that s right +yeah that s right want some free advice +he s my partner you well heeled partner +you got that wrong mister i am okay i told you what i wanted about minnesota fats you just go ahead and play him friend +okay i told you what i wanted about minnesota fats 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a morgue to me those pool tables are the slabs they lay the stiffs on i ll be alive when i get out charlie +how do you feel fast and loose man +fast and loose man in the gut i mean +in the gut i mean i feel tight but good +quit he s too good charlie i m gonna take him +hey how much are we ahead approximately one thousand bucks +approximately one thousand bucks fats let s you and i shoot a game of pool for a thousand dollars a game +how much we got eleven thousand four hundred cash here in my pocket +no it isn t charlie eddie +eddie the pool game is over when fats says it s over +the pool game is over when fats says it s over you wanted ten thousand you got ten thousand +you wanted ten thousand you got ten thousand ah get with it will ya charlie +ah get with it will ya charlie get with what +twenty five hours eddie twenty five hours you been playin straight give me a drink will ya +give me a drink will ya you don t need a drink +you don t need a drink will you shut up just give me a 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sense the fumes of opium in all this perhaps miss scott picked up the habit in shanghai what re you talking about i m not a dope fiend i saw it i ll show you +we d appreciate it if the maharajah would let us stay tonight we ll be on out way in the morning i am only his humble servant but the maharajah usually listens to my advice +i had a question mr prime minister i was examining some of the maharajah s artifacts a very fine collection of very old pieces don t you think +i suppose stories of the thuggees die hard there are no stories anymore +their stories are just fear and folklore maybe but how do you explain the thuggee shrine i saw right below the palace +you know the villagers also claimed that this palace stole something from them dr jones in our country a guest does not usually insult his host +dr jones in our country a guest does not usually insult his host sorry i thought we were just talking about folklore +that was a misunderstanding exactly what we have here dr jones +dr jones lao she +lao she nee chin lie how ma +you never told me you spoke my language dr jones i don t like to show off +so it is true dr jones you found nurhachi sure i found him then last night i had a little trouble somebody tried to slit my throat +you have insulted my son next time i ll cut off more than his finger +next time i ll cut off more than his finger dr jones i want nurhachi +what s that a bonus dr jones that is poison you just drank the rest of it +now what about the antidote lao at last i have the ashes of my sacred ancestor +wow holy smoke crash landing step on it short round +step on it short round okey doke indy hold onto your potatoes +you got the tickets short round sure indy three tickets you me and wu han +indy they make our plane crash to get you here it s just superstition shorty like a ghost story +i ride with you indy nope you got a little surprise over there shorty +indy look that s it pankot palace +what you look at indy just a statue +that little maharajah 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me i am worthless i am nothing i don t deserve to live marylin when did i say +screw you asswipe marylin forgive me but are you drunk +marylin forgive me but are you drunk a little you get out of the car that s right fuctard i m talkin to you +a little you get out of the car that s right fuctard i m talkin to you you shouldn t be driving where are you +you shouldn t be driving where are you i m on sunset near the beverly hills hotel wanna meet me for a drink in the polo +okay should i stop at starbucks and pick up a blended for no don t stop +no don t stop okay miles +you have a very nice home miles very inviting thank you +thank you you have wonderful art i love that lithograph hockney +you have wonderful art i love that lithograph hockney yes i just got that actually it was a gift +yes i just got that actually it was a gift from a girlfriend +from a girlfriend no no i don t have a no it was from a client +no no i don t have a no it was from a client no kidding i ll bet you have some very grateful clients what d rex buy you +no kidding i ll bet you have some very grateful clients what d rex buy you rex sent me two humidors full of pre castro cubans +is that you me yes +me yes oh and that is mom +oh and that is mom yeah mom mom and brother +yeah mom mom and brother you look like you were a very sensitive child you have expressive eyes +and your mother was very beautiful she must be proud of you she never particularly cared for me +she never particularly cared for me she didn t love you +she held that against you apparently she was very disappointed +apparently she was very disappointed boy boy oh boy +and here i thought my mother was your mother was +your mother was oh right you met patricia +we re damaged goods no we re not +friends don t go stay with me for a while +i have to say i m speechless no i m never speechless i m a little embarrassed i m not used to losing control with such volume +i m a little embarrassed i m not used to losing control with such volume and i m not used to marylin there s something i want to ask you +and i m not used to marylin there s something i want to ask you what is it miles +what is it miles i want i want to +no that wasn t right i want you to be my wife did you just propose to me +yes yes you do have more experience yes miles i accept +do you want to sleep on it no ma am i have been asleep all my life up to this moment marylin will you marry me +no ma am i have been asleep all my life up to this moment marylin will you marry me yes again +no judge just a sec but marylin if we sign it i can t hope to benefit from the marriage oh miles +oh miles what i mean is your wealth is completely protected +i m sorry i m squishing you i ll move to the no stay i want you close to me this couch is wrong it s not a married couch +honey i could sit in fact this is not a married house it s a bachelor pad +in fact this is not a married house it s a bachelor pad hardly you have six bedrooms +here s my card spend as much as you want we get mileage well i suppose i could girly it up for you with a little fortuny and some passementerie +well i suppose i could girly it up for you with a little fortuny and some passementerie good are those foods +good are those foods fabric and fringe +hello marylin i have a surprise for you +you don t like me i love you i want to have your baby +i love you i want to have your baby what s wrong miles did i spend too much +well well well look who made bail may i come in +i d just like to pick up a few of my thingsi don t believe you have things +what do you want i want to nail you ass +i want to nail you ass are you threatening me because i m sure that s a violation of the terms of your bail +are you threatening me because i m sure that s a violation of the terms of your bail i m reporting you to the irs +i m reporting you to the irs the irs they owe me i m expecting a refund +i m clean with the irs i ve reported every dollar i ve ever made try again girlfriend i m not talking about dollars studmuffin i m talking about +stuff got a light what kind of stuff +those are gifts salary unreported income by the way what time is it on bellagio road +salary unreported income by the way what time is it on bellagio road you can t prove anything +meaning my house i believe the residence will be part of the settlement +i believe the residence will be part of the settlement did our marriage ever mean anything to you +did our marriage ever mean anything to you drop the bogus forgery charge and i ll forget about your generous friends slash clients +drop the bogus forgery charge and i ll forget about your generous friends slash clients that s blackmail +that s blackmail that s marriage +marylin miles miles where have you been i ve been trying to get in touch +miles miles where have you been i ve been trying to get in touch you have to leave the house immediately +you have to leave the house immediately i will miles i will leave but miles +i will miles i will leave but miles no buts now out +no buts now out just listen to me i m sorry miles it s true that my initial intention was to +just listen to me i m sorry miles it s true that my initial intention was to please leave the house +please leave the house i fell in love miles +i fell in love miles so did i now pack up a few basics and +so did i now pack up a few basics and you do you do love me +it s a no go joe marylin +marylin it s okay joe +wait he works for you now but first he worked for you +now but first he worked for you you were going to have this thug +you were going to have this thug wait just a second there you sent him here you unearthed this pestilence +nonono marylin i m your husband i d be entitled to rex s money no matter what happened to you that s true +marylin run i ll distract him i m not leaving you i took self defense +hello marylin hello miles +hello miles hard to believe this is the way it will end up for us +hard to believe this is the way it will end up for us it s not something i wanted either +it s not something i wanted either but then i guess something inside me died when i realized that you d hired a goon to kill me +but then i guess something inside me died when i realized that you d hired a goon to kill me yes i know it s exactly how i felt when i realized you d hired the goon to kill +you wounded me first marylin your forgetting rex rexroth +your forgetting rex rexroth you re forgetting howard doyle +you re forgetting howard doyle forgery fraud +forgery fraud income tax evasion +rex get away from the door look marylin can t we have a civilized discussion about this +look marylin can t we have a civilized discussion about this we are and it s winding down +are you forgetting about the atcheson topeka and the santa fe marylin +marylin rex go away i don t want to have to sic the dogs on you +hello rex marylin +marylin are you alright you lost weight +are you alright you lost weight my whole metabolism is off +do you need a tagamet you have some +have you been taking your digestive enzymes sometimes i forget +i m sorry where were we we were about to request the primary residence and thirty percent of the remaining assets +i was devastated of course thank you mrs rexroth +forgery and fraud you used his credit card +you used his credit card he told me to he said he wanted me to +he never even asked he just assumed he was right wasn t he +he was right wasn t he so now what +so now what now well marylin now you cut a deal or find out how jean harris made it work for her +you want to come out to the beach house tomorrow i didn t know barry had a beach house +i didn t know barry had a beach house neither did i until my lawyer found it quite a paper trail he had it in the dog s name +she s a legend didn t she do kravis or a pearlman she definitely did a factor she did a harriman +miles massey of massey myerson +of massey myerson do you know him +do you know him by reputation he got ann rumsey that cute little island of george s +who s she now she s a night manager at mcdonalds +please i m not seeing anyone until this is over one husband at a time i wish i had your discipline +well what does he want i don t know ruth kept her cool but i could tell she was surprised +i don t know ruth kept her cool but i could tell she was surprised he has a reputation for being tough +lilly s up oh god +every week i m dying +so where are you now well if he continues to maintain this position we re in court +nothing specific but i ll have my own place soon so marylin is that what you said when you were a little girl +you re not no i ll see some blood before this is over but it won t be mine +sarah sorkin ramona barcelona this is miles massey hello miles +but marylin without this you re completely exposed i want to be exposed +is this ming it s not ming it s tong +i can t do this anymore let s get some lunch what about rugs i thought we were stopping at mansour +he s not what i expected he s very he s so happy but you re going through with it 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settle for fifty percent of the marital assets +my client is prepared to settle for fifty percent of the marital assets why only fifty percent ruth why not ask for a hundred percent +why only fifty percent ruth why not ask for a hundred percent oh brother here we go +oh brother here we go why not a hundred and fifty percent +why not a hundred and fifty percent yes maybe you re right miles maybe we re being too conservative seventy five percent +are you familiar with kirshner kirshner does not apply kirshner was in kentucky +arty farty rephrase mrs rexroth have you ever been in love +he never ate the pre nup did he i have no idea what howard doyle eats i m not a damn dietician +i have no idea what howard doyle eats i m not a damn dietician did marylin end up with money +the fault dear brutus is not in our stars don t give me that crap that s my crap +don t give me that crap that s my crap and it s good +and it s good i ll have you suspended i ll have you disbarred +i ll have you 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can t go out like this like what +like what like this i have no robe +like this i have no robe here—take mine +where d you say the showers—and things—were hey—you re little aren t you +hey—you re little aren t you where is the shower +where is the shower your hair s cute like that you should never comb it +your hair s cute like that you should never comb it i ll find it myself +very outspoken too said i looked funny wasn t that cute hurry up and get dressed +hurry up and get dressed why peter don t you want to hear about our lovely friends +well i hope you re not going to dictate whom i can talk to i know a couple of truck drivers i d like to have you meet sometime come on sit down +i know a couple of truck drivers i d like to have you meet sometime come on sit down thank you my my scrambled eggs +thank you my my scrambled eggs egg one egg—doughnuts—black coffee that s your ration till lunch any complaints +egg one egg—doughnuts—black coffee that s your ration till lunch any complaints nope no complaints +nope no complaints i d have gotten you some cream but it meant buying a whole pint +i d have gotten you some cream but it meant buying a whole pint why you don t have to apologize mr warne you ll never know how much i appreciate all this +why you don t have to apologize mr warne you ll never know how much i appreciate all this what makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning +what makes you so disgustingly cheerful this morning must be the spring +must be the spring i thought maybe—uh— believe you me told you a couple of snappy stories +i thought maybe—uh— believe you me told you a couple of snappy stories he apologized for last night said he didn t know we were married +he apologized for last night said he didn t know we were married just shows you how wrong a guy can be doughnut +just shows you how wrong a guy can be doughnut thanks you think this whole business is silly don t you i mean running away and everything +thanks you think this whole business is silly don t you i mean running away and everything no no it s too good a story +it s a wonder i m not panic stricken um you re doing all right +um you re doing all right thanks nurses governesses chaperones even body guards oh it s been a lot of fun +thanks nurses governesses chaperones even body guards oh it s been a lot of fun one consolation you can never be lonesome +santa claus king—king westley was in it +king—king westley was in it oh is that how you met him +say where did you learn to dunk in finishing school aw now don t you start telling me i shouldn t dunk +thanks professor just goes to show you twenty millions and you don t know how to dunk +just goes to show you twenty millions and you don t know how to dunk i d change places with a plumber s daughter any day +detectives that s father at work what ll i do peter what ll i do +that s father at work what ll i do peter what ll i do don t look at me i didn t marry king westley +don t get excited peter they just asked a civil question there you go again how many times did i tell you to stop butting in when i have an argument +there you go again how many times did i tell you to stop butting in when i have an argument well you don t have to lose your temper +oh so now i was drunk well you were +well you were i m sorry i didn t take another sock at him +i m sorry i didn t take another sock at him yeah and gotten yourself arrested +say you were pretty good jumping in like that got a brain haven t you you weren t so bad yourself +next week east lynne after that the three musketeers i d make a great d artagnan +after that the three musketeers i d make a great d artagnan how about cinderella—or a real hot love story +how about cinderella—or a real hot love story no mushy stuff i m running this troupe +no mushy stuff i m running this troupe oh you are who made you the manager +oh you are who made you the manager i did it was my idea wasn t it +i did it was my idea wasn t it you always want to run everything +you always want to run everything if you don t like it you can resign from the company +if you don t like it you can resign from the company i refuse to resign +i refuse to resign then i ll fire you i ll do all the parts myself +i better go over and see her don t be silly nothing you can do must be tough on an old woman—a trip like this +yes i noticed he was getting a little fat lately ouch what s the matter +what s the matter i was never built for these moonlight strolls why did we have to leave the bus +i was never built for these moonlight strolls why did we have to leave the bus i don t trust that chatterbox +first town we hit in the morning you better wire your father not as long as i m alive +not as long as i m alive okay with me if you can stand the starvation diet +okay with me if you can stand the starvation diet what do you mean—starvation +what do you mean—starvation it takes money to buy food +it takes money to buy food why haven t you— +why haven t you— not a sou i had some before the fainting scene +not a sou i had some before the fainting scene you didn t give that boy all your money +you didn t give that boy all your money i didn t give him anything you were the big hearted gal how about wiring your father now +i didn t give him anything you were the big hearted gal how about wiring your father now never i ll get to new york if i have to starve all the way +never i ll get to new york if i have to starve all the way must be some strange power westley has over you women how do you expect to get there +must be some strange power westley has over you women how do you expect to get there to new york +i m following you aren t you afraid of me +i wish you d stop being playful sorry it s the first time i ve ridden piggy back in years +sorry it s the first time i ve ridden piggy back in years this isn t piggy back +this isn t piggy back of course it is +of course it is you re crazy +you re crazy remember distinctly father taking me for a piggy back ride— +remember distinctly father taking me for a piggy back ride—and he carried you like this i suppose +your father didn t know beans about piggy back riding my uncle—mother s brother—had four children and i ve seen them ride piggy back +that s silly to be a piggy backer it takes complete relaxation—a warm heart—and a loving nature +to be a piggy backer it takes complete relaxation—a warm heart—and a loving nature and rich people have none of those qualifications i suppose +and rich people have none of those qualifications i suppose not a one +not a one you re prejudiced +this looks like the best spot we re not going to sleep out here are we +we re not going to sleep out here are we i don t know about you but i m going to give a fairly good imitation of it +if you re scared it scares the hunger out of you not if you re more hungry than scared +not if you re more hungry than scared all right you win let s forget it +all right you win let s forget it i can t forget it i m still hungry +i can t forget it i m still hungry holy smokes why did i ever get mixed up with you +i ll get my clothes all wrinkled well take them off +what s the matter oh peter— +oh peter— what s got into you +what s got into you oh peter i was so scared +i wasn t gone more than a minute just went out to find you something to eat know—but— +know—but—here eat your head off +here eat your head off i don t want it now +i don t want it now thought you were hungry +thought you were hungry was—but— +was—but—but what +but what was so scared—that it scared— +was so scared—that it scared—holy jumping catfish you can drive a guy crazy +what are you thinking about by a strange coincidence i was thinking of you +yeah i was just wondering what makes dames like you so dizzy what d you say we re supposed to be doing +what d you say we re supposed to be doing hitch hiking +hitch hiking well you ve given me a very good example of the hiking— +if it s just the same to you we ll sit right here till they come got a toothpick no but i ve got a penknife +no but i ve got a penknife hay—in my teeth +there it is better swallow it we re not going to have any breakfast needn t rub it in what re you eating +needn t rub it in what re you eating carrots +uh huh want one no it s a wonder you couldn t get me something i can eat +i wish you wouldn t talk too much we let a car get away what if nobody stops for us +what if nobody stops for us oh they ll stop all right it s a matter of knowing how to hail them +oh they ll stop all right it s a matter of knowing how to hail them you re an expert i suppose +you re an expert i suppose expert going to write a book on it called the hitch hikers hail +expert going to write a book on it called the hitch hikers hail there s no end to your accomplishments +there s no end to your accomplishments you think it s simple huh +amazing hm yeah but it s no good if you haven t got a long face with it +something must have gone wrong i guess i ll try number two when you get up to a hundred wake me up +here comes a car now watch me i m going to use number one keep your eye on that thumb baby and see what happens +yes but look at all the fun you had mind if i try you don t make me laugh +i guess maybe i won t write that book after all yes but look at all the fun you had mind if i try +what re you going to do mind your own business +you might give me a little credit what for +what for i proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb +i proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb why didn t you take all your clothes off you could have stopped forty cars +why didn t you take all your clothes off you could have stopped forty cars we don t need forty cars +what were you going to do gold dig him for a meal 13 why not i m hungry +why not i m hungry eat a carrot +eat a carrot never i m going in and ask him— +never i m going in and ask him—if you do i ll break your neck +oh peter what happened are you all right come on—get in +come on—get in oh you ve been hurt there s a cut on— +oh you ve been hurt there s a cut on—come on come on +come on come on what happened +what happened just a road thief picks people up and runs off with their stuff what a racket +just a road thief picks people up and runs off with their stuff what a racket what d you give him for the car +what d you give him for the car a black eye +you don t have to eat the carrots just passed a pond with some ducks in it darling +any luck yeah he finally agreed to let us have a room +yeah he finally agreed to let us have a room what about money +i couldn t arrive in new york at three in the morning everybody s in bed okay cottage number three +yes you ll have a great story won t you yeah swell +better go back to your bed i love you +i love you you re forgetting you re married +i hope you got your money you bet i did +you bet i did congratulations +congratulations same to you +same to you why don t you stay and watch the fun you ll enjoy it immensely +why don t you stay and watch the fun you ll enjoy it immensely i would but i ve got a weak stomach +i ll bet you re in an awful hurry to get back to new york aren t you goodnight mr warne +one—two—three—four—fivewhy you bully i believe you would +why you bully i believe you would —six—seven—eight—nine— +—six—seven—eight—nine—i m out i m out +maybe i could jump out of the window do you think they d see me come here you little fool +there s a man here to see you sweetheart who—me want to see me +no it isn t i m hungry and—and scared you can t be hungry and scared at the same time +you can t be hungry and scared at the same time well i am +is that the walls of jericho going up yep the walls of jericho +no harm in your coming to see us not interested +not interested won t i ever see you again +where s the bus to new york left twenty minutes ago +left twenty minutes ago why that s ridiculous i was on that bus—i told them to wait +eight o clock tonight eight o clock why that s twelve hours +eight o clock why that s twelve hours sorry miss +here s your ticket ma am oh thank you thank you very much here +oh thank you thank you very much here oh thank you thank you +oh thank you thank you when does the bus leave +when does the bus leave in about fifteen minutes +in about fifteen minutes thank you +what s the matter where s your husband young lady—husband +husband yes—if he is your husband +yes—if he is your husband isn t he here +isn t he here no he ain t and the car s gone too +no he ain t and the car s gone too why he ll be back +but can t you wait until morning—ain t gonna wait a minute +can i use your telephone i want to talk to new york you ain t gonna stick me for no phone calls you can go down to the sheriff s office +seems to me you re doing excellently without any assistance that s pretty good well shut my big nasty mouth +if you don t get out of here i ll slap that fresh mouth of yours sorry—i didn t mean to— +sorry—i didn t mean to—get out +get out okay i was just trying to make conversation +do you mind taking those things off the walls of jericho it s tough enough as it is oh excuse me +oh by the way—what s your name what s that +hey—you not up yet come on—come on what time is it +what time is it eight o clock +i m hungry just your imagination +the old man s screwy what s at +what s at i said the old man s screwy +the dame s too smart for him how d you like to be married to a wild cat like that +what s up bridge washed out—around dawson +any of your passengers want a place to sleep—there s an auto camp up yonder a piece yeah where +yeah where up yonder see the lights +get out of here wait a minute gordon—i— +wait a minute gordon—i—get out +joe listen—don t joe me +you mean about the andrews kid that s it i got it all written up ready to go all i want is a thousand dollars +what s the thousand bucks for to tear down the walls of jericho +that she s going to marry somebody else you re drunk +you re drunk would an exclusive story like that be worth a thousand bucks to you +would an exclusive story like that be worth a thousand bucks to you if it s on the level +if it s on the level well i got it joe +well i got it joe who s she gonna marry +who s she gonna marry it s all right here give me the thousand and it s yours +it s all right here give me the thousand and it s yours i wouldn t trust you as far as i could throw that desk +i d put you there myself sure i wouldn t blame you either +sure i wouldn t blame you either who s the guy she s gonna marry +who s the guy she s gonna marry i am joe +i met her on a bus coming from miami been with her every minute i m in love with her joe well i ll be— +thanks pal you saved my life okay pete +hello joe sorry just a little gag of mine thought i d have some fun with you yeah sure had me going for a while +yeah sure had me going for a while wouldn t have made a bad story would it +yeah where am i when you sober up—come in and see me +when you sober up—come in and see me thanks joe +all i m asking is enough gas to get me to new york the bag s worth twenty five dollars yeah but i got a bag my wife gave me one for christmas +i ain t got a hat well you got one now —come on fill er up +if you ask me i don t believe they re married they re married all right i just seen the license +they re married all right i just seen the license they made me get em a rope and a blanket on a night like this +what do you reckon that s for blamed if i know i just brung em a trumpet +blamed if i know i just brung em a trumpet a trumpet +a trumpet yeah you know one of those toy things they sent me to the store to get it +yeah you know one of those toy things they sent me to the store to get it but what in the world do they want a trumpet for +but what in the world do they want a trumpet for i dunno +go on go on send the telegram how would you like to have the story you big tub of—of— +how would you like to have the story you big tub of—of— mush mush +send it collect collect +collect collect +there you go—trustin people again how many times did i tell you—he looked like an upright young feller to me ma +he looked like an upright young feller to me ma yeah they re all upright till they walk out on you +yeah they re all upright till they walk out on you said he was gonna stay a week +worst comes to the worst we got his car for security i don t trust him +see that they re gone looks like it don t it here s the woman ma +then—you ll have to git yeah you ll have to git +not a minute better start gettin into your clothes +zeke git yes ma +well you re two up on me now hey you +there s a seat over there for you what s the idea +what s the idea i d like to sit with my—uh—wife—if you don t mind +yeah come on—come on oh excuse me i was just tryin —you know—to make things pleasant +what s up looks like we re going to be stuck for a long time +looks like we re going to be stuck for a long time say buddy– +travelin like this you kinda lose track of what s goin on in the world thanks +thanks if you wanna get anywhere nowadays you gotta keep in touch with all the news is what i always say +if you wanna get anywhere nowadays you gotta keep in touch with all the news is what i always say that s right +that s right take that story there for instance be kinda sweet if we could collect that ten thousand smackers +take that story there for instance be kinda sweet if we could collect that ten thousand smackers yeah—wouldn t it +yeah—wouldn t it it s a lotta dough if i was to run across that dame you know what i d do +what s on your mind five g s—or i crab the works +five g s—or i crab the works you re a pretty shrewd baby we better get away from this gang talk this thing over privately +lucky thing my running into you just the man i need you re not making any mistake believe you me +you re not making any mistake believe you me i can use a smart guy like you +i can use a smart guy like you say listen when you re talkin to old man shapeley you re talking to— +yeah—the big boy —the boss of the outfit you re not kidnapping her are you +say look i didn t know it was anything like this see—and—what s the matter with you gettin yellow +what s the matter with you gettin yellow but i m a married man i got a couple of kids i can t get mixed up with— +i won t say anything honest i won t yeah —how do i know i gotta good mind to plug you i shouldn t take any chances on you +yeah —how do i know i gotta good mind to plug you i shouldn t take any chances on you you can trust me mister i ll keep my mouth shut +where do you live orange new jersey +orange new jersey got a couple of kids huh +got a couple of kids huh yeah just babies +yeah just babies you love them don t you +you love them don t you oh gee mister—you wouldn t—you ain t thinkin about— +oh gee mister—you wouldn t—you ain t thinkin about—you ll keep your trap shut all right +you ll keep your trap shut all right sure—sure—i ll keep my trap shut you can depend on me mister +sure—sure—i ll keep my trap shut you can depend on me mister if you don t—ever hear of bugs dooley +okay just remember that now beat it oh thanks thanks mister i always knew you guys were kind hearted +oh thanks thanks mister i always knew you guys were kind hearted come on scram and stay away from that bus +come on scram and stay away from that bus sure anything you say +when you re in a war boss you use every weapon you got not one word that s an order +why you keep dancing on my head for my man we been thicker n molasses pie since law school because you keep conning me dean i read your testimony to the warren commission and +because you keep conning me dean i read your testimony to the warren commission and there you go grain of salt two sides to every coin +what was his voice like you knew you weren t talking to some low life fag you know he had command of the king s english +you knew you weren t talking to some low life fag you know he had command of the king s english did he pay +did he pay always like tits on a pig i wish i had a million of those bimbettes +always like tits on a pig i wish i had a million of those bimbettes and oswald +so you saw oswald how many times three four he came in with a few cubano swishes one time i remember +there were no phone records of course there weren t cause they disappeared and yet the commission found you dean +i think i ll cut out here chief i gotta get home get home my ass we re going to the office have another drink i want some company tonight +chief sometimes i don t know whether you re kidding or not i couldn t be more serious jack those big red eyes have me wondering about your loyalty +grab your socks and pull clay bertrand is clay shaw no shaw director of the trade mart this is incredible +it s you i want to talk to bill boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew +boss would fry me in hog fat if he knew your boss got a serious problem bill real serious we know what s been going on at your office +your boss got a serious problem bill real serious we know what s been going on at your officeyeah i guess you do +frank i don t want to hear it senator long set your boss up my friend +what do you think lou i m just an investigator bill i leave the theories to you lawyers +i m just an investigator bill i leave the theories to you lawyers you numa +the fact is he s gone chief and so s our case not unless we go for shaw now +you know you keep saying that keep saying what +keep saying what you re not digging +clay bertrand sure i know him he comes around the quarter who is he joe i ve been to every bar no one wants to talk +what s the other name shaw clay shaw +shaw clay shaw clay bertrand is clay shaw the guy who used to run the international trade mart +clay bertrand is clay shaw the guy who used to run the international trade mart yeah what s the big mystery everybody down here knows the guy +yeah what s the big mystery everybody down here knows the guy so why does he call himself bertrand +so why does he call himself bertrand who gives a shit what he calls himself +did he pay you for this twenty dollars each time hell it s no secret that s what i m here for +and that s where you met oswald for the first time yeah strange guy dave introduced him as +fuck yes hell i m already in jail i got no reason to lie to you i ain t no nigger go on willie +go on willie well the party got crazier and crazier one of those y know beatnik type things +hold your horses what kinda source the anonymous kind chief +morning boys ready for a walking tour at 7 30 sunday morning it s not exactly fresh blood we re sniffing here boss +at 7 30 sunday morning it s not exactly fresh blood we re sniffing here boss old stains bill but just as telling +can you get some sworn statements that s gonna be tough nobody s talking +that s gonna be tough nobody s talking i think we should have him in for a little talk +all right all right break it up where you going boss +where you going boss i don t know bill i just don t know +what s it look like nick i don t see any violence jim heart attack maybe an aneurysm looks like natural causes +he d die pretty quick either a heart storm or a ruptured blood vessel in the brain can you ascertain if there s proloid in his system +well i wanted to make sure she s the same girl i sent i see and why are you experiencing this paranoia +oswald no i did not +no i did not ever called dean andrews +ever called dean andrews no i did not +no i did not and have you ever met david ferrie +and have you ever met david ferrie no i would not even know what he looked like except for the pictures i ve been shown +no i would not even know what he looked like except for the pictures i ve been shown did you ever use the alias clay bertrand +did you ever use the alias clay bertrand no i did not +no i did not thank you mr shaw +calm down dave what i m a dead man from here on believe me i m a dead man +i m a dead man from here on believe me i m a dead man what are you talking about dave you weren t mentioned in the story don t jump to conclusions +what did they you still questioning any cubans +you still questioning any cubans dave you know that s where this road leads +dave you know that s where this road leads it leads farther than that +the fontainbleau 20 minutes yeah come on dave come on our side i guarantee you the boss ll protect you dave +yeah come on dave come on our side i guarantee you the boss ll protect you dave give me protection +give me protection yeah he d kill for you dave he likes you your mind +yeah he d kill for you dave he likes you your mind i got no place to sleep i ll meet you in 20 minutes +did we involve you dave or did clay shaw that cocksuckin faggot he s got me by the balls +that cocksuckin faggot he s got me by the balls what do you mean +that s not true i never met anybody named oswald anybody who told you that has to be crazy but you are aware he served in your civil air patrol unit when he was a teenager +but you are aware he served in your civil air patrol unit when he was a teenager no if he did i don t remember him there were lots of kids in and out y know +no if he did i don t remember him there were lots of kids in and out y know i m sure you ve seen this perhaps you knew this man under another name +i m sure you ve seen this perhaps you knew this man under another name no i never saw him before in my life +yeah now that s true i drove to houston what was so appealing about houston +oh it was just a spur of the moment thing the storm wasn t that bad i see and where did you drive +i see and where did you drive we went straight to houston and then saturday night we drove to galveston and stayed over there +we went straight to houston and then saturday night we drove to galveston and stayed over there why galveston +why galveston no particular reason just to go somewhere +no particular reason just to go somewhere and then sunday +did you bag any geese on this trip i believe the boys got a couple +i believe the boys got a couple but the boys told us they didn t get any +why what s wrong dave i find your story simply not believable +leon s in a bad mood don t get excited he s all right would you say this leon was actually lee harvey oswald +who was paying you dave you think i was a getaway pilot for the assassination don t you +you think i was a getaway pilot for the assassination don t you i don t know were you who you scared of dave +was it the same oswald dave that was in dallas or was it an impersonator same one i didn t know no impersonator +and shaw shaw s an untouchable man highest clearance shaw oswald the cubans all agency +shaw s an untouchable man highest clearance shaw oswald the cubans all agency what about ruby +get some rest dave and you ll feel better in the morning we ll talk then yeah yeah but leave me alone for awhile i got to make some calls +colonel finck are you saying someone told you not to dissect the neck i was told that the family wanted examination of the head +i was told that the family wanted examination of the head as a pathologist it was your obligation to explore all possible causes of death was it not +as a pathologist it was your obligation to explore all possible causes of death was it not i had the cause of death +but you took his orders he was directing the autopsy no because there were others there were admirals +no because there were others there were admirals there were admirals +i call em as i see em jim i m ruling it inadmissible that s our case +that s our case if that s your case you didn t have a case i wouldn t believe whatever habighorst said anyway +if that s your case you didn t have a case i wouldn t believe whatever habighorst said anyway i can t believe you re saying this in the courtroom +i can t believe you re saying this in the courtroom well i am saying it bring in the jury +dad look what i drew that s something jasper what is it +that s something jasper what is it a rhinoceros can i stay up another hour +daddy where have you been hi freckle face +are we going away daddy well it looks like it jasper +well it looks like it jasper because of kennedy are the same people gonna kill us daddy +because of kennedy are the same people gonna kill us daddy no jasper nobody s gonna kill us +he asked me why i thought i was in danger and i said well if they can kill the president they can certainly get me +well if they can kill the president they can certainly get me that doesn t make sense mrs hill we have the man that killed the president +that doesn t make sense mrs hill we have the man that killed the president no you don t +look do you want the truth or just what you want me to say i want the truth +i want the truth the truth is that i heard between four and six shots i m not going to lie for you +the truth is that i heard between four and six shots i m not going to lie for you you heard echoes +you heard echoes no i had guns all my life i used to go turtle shooting +no i had guns all my life i used to go turtle shooting i realize you re under a great deal of stress it s clouded your judgement +how many shots you say you heard four to six +spas t raikin a leading member of an anti communist group and marina does she have a problem getting out +i don t believe it bugging the district attorney s office of new orleans it s outrageous +aren t you being a little hard no i don t think i am susie anyone else +i m not sure i understand well in an investigation we re conducting your name has come up a number of times +well in an investigation we re conducting your name has come up a number of times i wouldn t imagine where +i wouldn t imagine where we recently talked to a number of men who claim to know you are you acquainted with a david logan +we recently talked to a number of men who claim to know you are you acquainted with a david logan no never heard of him +no never heard of him a perry russo +a willie o keefe no i don t believe i know anyone by that name +let me show you his picture no i m sure i ve never met anyone of such a bizarre appearance +no i m sure i ve never met anyone of such a bizarre appearance does the name clay bertrand mean anything to you +no it was not do you know an attorney by the name of dean andrews one meets so many attorneys in my business no i don t believe i know dean andrews +mr shaw can you identify this man naturally are you claiming mr garrison that mr oswald also had dinner with me +naturally are you claiming mr garrison that mr oswald also had dinner with me mr shaw did you ever meet lee harvey oswald +mr shaw did you ever meet lee harvey oswald you really have me consorting with a cast of sordid characters don t you mr garrison +you really have me consorting with a cast of sordid characters don t you mr garrison please answer the question +and if i was mr garrison do you think i would be here today talking to somebody like you no people like you don t have to i guess people like you walk between the raindrops +no people like you don t have to i guess people like you walk between the raindrops may i go regardless of what you may think of me mr garrison i am a patriot first and foremost +but you didn t seem nearly so sure in your statement to the warren commission that s what bothers me mr garrison you see they ve been altered my statements +mrs mercer as a former fbi man it s difficult to accept this i know but mr garrison the fbi is just not doing their job +honey go back to sleep please goddammit i been sleeping for three years +jim come on honey get down on your hands and knees and hunt for jasper s easter egg you know i don t like these tribal rituals freckle face i m interviewing clay shaw this morning +no i told you i was going to talk to shaw but why in the lord s name would you do it in the middle of easter sunday when you knew we were +look at the calendar for christ s sake you said a sunday not easter sunday i m sorry but it s important clay shaw is important i m sorry +tough day my sympathies +my sympathies liz i m really sorry the meeting went much longer than expected +that sounds dandy but it doesn t replace a father and a husband on easter day it s going to get worse honey +did they live it s not funny jim i m scared +it s not funny jim i m scared don t be nothing to be scared about honey i been through four years of war this is nothing +nothing is going to happen to you i won t let it leave us alone for god s sake oh it s lou +honey some crackpot martin luther king was killed in memphis today your daughter s life was just threatened +your daughter s life was just threatened just a crank making phone calls happens a dozen times a day at the office +just a crank making phone calls happens a dozen times a day at the office our home jim a kidnapper a murderer who knows +our home jim a kidnapper a murderer who knows only cowards make crank calls sweetheart nothing is going to happen +get a hold of yourself i m leaving i m taking the kids and i m leaving i won t stand it anymore +i promise i ll make more time for jasper is it such a chore i don t understand you +and if you re wrong i never doubted for a second that i was will you come to the trial elizabeth +i never doubted for a second that i was will you come to the trial elizabeth i don t think so jim +he won and they killed robert kennedy they shot him down oh no no i can t believe it i can t believe it both of them both brothers oh my god +for sexual purposes well yeah +fuck yeah i told you so and you can tell em all i told you so you realize the things you re saying willie are going to be attacked by a lot of different people +what s wrong lou boss the president s been shot in dallas five minutes ago +oh no how bad no word yet but they think it s in the head +one little guy with a cheap rifle look what he can do let s get outta here lou i saw too much stuff like this in the war +remember whose office this was back in 63 531 lafayette street yeah guy banister ex fbi man he died couple years ago +i d say he was probably getting intelligence training lou you were in the marines who would be running that training +lou you were in the marines who would be running that training the office of naval intelligence +the office of naval intelligence take a look across the street +i can t say that comes as a surprise anymore a photographer from the dallas times herald got some great shots of them never published +take a good look chief do any of em look like the hoboes you remember hoboes i knew of old used to sleep in their clothes these two look pretty young +we need to find more witnesses lou there was rose cheramie a whore two cubans threw her out of a car on the way to dallas +can we find her graveyard dead near big sandy texas in 65 two in the morning on some highway a hit and run +the zapruder film is the proof they didn t count on lou we gotta get our hands on it that means we gotta subpoena time life on it +when kennedy gets to the kill zone it s a turkey shoot how many men +chief i ve had my doubts about bill for a long time he s fighting everything we need him back +welcome district attorney garrison may i call you jim i ve been called everything under the sun jerry call me whatever you like +some people would say you re paranoid well if i am why is the government concealing evidence +well if i am why is the government concealing evidence are they why would they +sure they do the camera can pick this up no it can t +pictures like this don t show up on television sure they do the camera can pick this up +i m glad you came i m sorry about the precautions well i just hope it was worth my while mr +i could give you a false name but i won t just call me x i ve already been warned by the agency mr whoever if this is another type of threat i don t +some story the whole thing it s like it never happened it never did +here s my problem jack you told me you and guy were good friends for a long time more than ten years +more than ten years and he never hit you before +and he never hit you before never touched me +how much more i don t know if i should talk about this +i don t know if i should talk about this well i d ask guy we were friendly you know heart attack wasn t it +well i d ask guy we were friendly you know heart attack wasn t it if you buy what you read in the paper +if you buy what you read in the paper you have other information +you have other information i didn t say that all i know is he died suddenly just before the warren report came out +i didn t say that all i know is he died suddenly just before the warren report came out why did guy beat you jack +dave ferrie you know about him was he there often +like i said a fuckin nuthouse and oswald +clay something that was his name clay bertrand clay bertrand +bertrand clay bertrand yeah that s it i don t know maybe it wasn t i gotta go +sure course they hated the sonofabitch but the assassination jack +nobody knows what we re talking about jack you re so naive mister +even my own wife chief who s wondering where i am even your own wife numa any of you want to quit do me a favor put us out of our misery +hold it chief you just need some sleep lou it won t look so bad when +no she could get hurt if you believe what s happening to these other people she s the best damn witness we have +welcome mr miller jim garrison would you care for some coffee yes thank you mr garrison your coffee s almost turkish down here but i could get used to it +i m glad you could find time to see me i flew down from denver this morning on my private jet yes your letter indicated you were in he oil business up there +she s the best damn witness we have i just don t want to do it what else +they ve been enlarged and show a lot of detail splendid love to see them +where were you europe pacific germany +if you must know virtually nothing how many men are working with you on this +that s all you ve had all this time that s it +virginia or elizabeth virginia +that sounds fun i need some information from you then how old are you 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ain t riding in that trunk no minutes why don t i just ride with you +uh uh i ain t riding in that trunk no minutes why don t i just ride with you you can t ride with me the surprise effect is ninety percent of it +you can t ride with me the surprise effect is ninety percent of it well i m sorry man but i ain t gittin in that trunk +well i m sorry man but i ain t gittin in that trunk i can t believe you do me this way +i can t believe you do me this way i ain t doin you no way i just ain t climbin in that trunk i got a problem with small places +look man i know i owe you well if you owe me git your ass in the trunk +well if you owe me git your ass in the trunk i wanna help you but i don t wanna be locked in the trunk of no car +i wanna help you but i don t wanna be locked in the trunk of no car you think i wanted to spend ten thousand dollars on your ass +does he have the marked bills on him in his inside coat pocket +why were you with him i went to give him his refund so he wouldn t have to come here +i went to give him his refund so he wouldn t have to come here how d you know where he was +how d you know where he was i found out +i found out and you didn t tell the police +and you didn t tell the police i told jackie and jackie said you wanted him +i d say there s about oh fifty thousand dollars here what would you say ray that looks like fifty thousand dollars from here +great you re here hey jackie +what s going on she wants to make a deal +she wants to make a deal she sound scared +she sound scared she almost sounds scared +she almost sounds scared what s she want +what s she want she wants to go back to work +she wants to go back to work what s she willing to give us +what s she willing to give us she hasn t one into specifics yet she s been waiting for you +she hasn t one into specifics yet she s been waiting for you she knows it s my case +she knows it s my case she ain t said it but she s not stupid she knows it s you who wants her +hi i m detective mark dargus l a p d can i ask what you have in that bag the usual things i m a flight attendant with cabo air +this is your money if i were to tell you no it isn t +hey this is my office there s no smoking arrest me +help yourself while you re at it let me see what else is in there you mind +my pocketbook what s in it +what s in it beauty products +what s this that s my diet shit +oh i wouldn t be so sure what with all the cash i think i could go with conspiracy to traffic i m tellin you i don t know nothin about that fuckin shit +let me have a word outside with agent nicolet for a moment take your time +help us do what help you get ordell robbie +but now you re telling us now you do course i do i deliver money for him +you don t want much do you can you do it or not +four thirty i m meeting a woman what s her name +what s her name he wouldn t say you gonna follow her +he wouldn t say you gonna follow her she leaves somebody ll be on her +she leaves somebody ll be on her but you re not 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gettin my brand +that s why i don t quit if i can t fly anymore i m gonna have a bitch of a time gettin my brand what s your brand +you re not tired of it i am as a matter of fact +that would be beaumont livingston that s him how do you know em +that s him how do you know em i wrote him on monday they found him dead on tuesday +i wrote him on monday they found him dead on tuesday ordell pick up his bond +ordell pick up his bond same as you ten thousand +same as you ten thousand the federal agent kinda half hinted ordell might of done beaumont +the federal agent kinda half hinted ordell might of done beaumont you mentioned a guy from l a p d but you didn t mention the federal +you mentioned a guy from l a p d but you didn t mention the federal i didn t +i didn t no you didn t what branch +no you didn t what branch ray nicolet with alcohol tobacco and firearms +he s the one who wants you it was the other guy who busted me +how many trips did you make with ten thousand nine +with ten 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ordell s money well if the a t f guy is the one who wants you that ll only interest him up to a point +how d you find that out he told me last night +he told me last night he called you +he called you he came by +he came by what what d you do +what what d you do we talked +he needs me without me all that money is just gonna sit over there in cabo sugar no thanks there s gotta be other ways to get it out +how do you get it out same way i been doin but first they got to let me go back to work +same way i been doin but first they got to let me go back to work you re gonna offer to set him up +you re gonna offer to set him up if i get let off otherwise fuck em +if i get let off otherwise fuck em it s very possible ordell s killed somebody +it s very possible ordell s killed somebody i ain t goin to jail and i ain t doin that probation thing again +how do you feel about getting old you re not old you look great +you re not old you look great i m asking how you feel does it bother you +i m asking how you feel does it bother you it s not really something i think about +it s different with men you know i can t really feel too sorry for you in that department +does something else worry you i just feel like i m always starting over you said how many bonds you wrote +i just feel like i m always starting over you said how many bonds you wrote fifteen thousand +well hello surprise +i walked right past you i know ignoring me what re you up to +i know ignoring me what re you up to catching a movie +catching a movie what d ya see +what d ya see american president +american president how was it +how was it pretty good me and annette bening are goin steady +pretty good me and annette bening are goin steady oh are you does she know that +oh are you does she know that no i don t believe she s ever heard of me but that doesn t mean we re not going steady +and annette s it for you for now these relationships never last too long +who was your girl before annette sandra bullock you know 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think he s got a thing for you maybe but i m thinking it might be something like he wants the money for himself +you don t propose something like that unless you re pretty sure the other person s into it has he hinted around +you know some interesting people he weren t bullshittin either cause later he was suspended and forced to retire +he weren t bullshittin either cause later he was suspended and forced to retire has nicolet told you any colorful stories like that +what about you max what if i was in nicolet s place +what if i was in nicolet s place no i mean you right now not it you were somebody else +no i mean you right now not it you were somebody else if i saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money would i take it +if i saw a way to walk off with a shopping bag full of money would i take it you know where it came from it s not like it s anybody s life savings it wouldn t even be missed +you know where it came from it s not like it s anybody s life savings it wouldn t even be missed a half a million dollars will always be missed +a half a million dollars will always be missed you re avoiding the question +you re avoiding the question okay sure i might be tempted especially now since i m getting out of the bail bonds business +a lot of reasons but the main one would be i m tired of it when did you decide +when did you decide it s been a long time coming i finally made up my mind i guess it was thursday +hi i m max cherry your bail bondsman the day you got me out of jail +got another gun and a stun gun and went to this guy s house in el monte and i waited for him +and went to this guy s house in el monte and i waited for him what do you do when he comes home +what do you do when he comes home shoot him with the stun gun while he s incapacitated cuff him take em to county +shoot him with the stun gun while he s incapacitated cuff him take em to county you do that +you do that that s my job +that s my job did you do it that night +and is that it more or less +i m not sure you answered my question which one +which one if you had a chance unemployed now to walk off with a half million dollars would you take it +if you had a chance unemployed now to walk off with a half million dollars would you take it i believe i said i d be tempted +don t even think about it you could get yourself killed go to prison what if i ve figured a way +the feds it s evidence it may be evidence once they get their hands on it but right now it s only money +i told them ordell s changed the amount he s bringing in do you think they bought it +do you think they bought it oh yeah i got them thinking ordell s real nervous they love thinking he s scared of them +oh yeah i got them thinking ordell s real nervous they love thinking he s scared of them you know a good cop won t let you know he knows you re fulla shit +you know a good cop won t let you know he knows you re fulla shit all he needed was a reasonable explanation +it ll be more than that don t be so 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up for work tomorrow i m fired +i need it tomorrow if i don t show up for work tomorrow i m fired you know what we want +you know what we want if i m working i can help you +oh so now you know him you never asked me if i did or not +no shit you know how he makes his money he sells guns +he sells guns you ever see him sell guns +then how do you know he sells guns he told me besides why else would an a t f man be after him +he told me besides why else would an a t f man be after him how can you help us +i m recording this i thought you were going to let this one through +the envelope contains ten thousand dollars the subject will be delivering the currency in a a broadway shopping bag +ordell has a white guy working for him named louis you two meet +you talk to him not really +not really his full name is louis gara he just got out from serving four years in susanville +his full name is louis gara he just got out from serving four years in susanville what for +what for bank robbery do you know what he does for ordell +bank robbery do you know what he does for ordell i imagine shit needs to be done +i imagine shit needs to be done we ve been following mr gara and he s definitely working for ordell +compton with a fifty six year old petty thief woman named simone hawkins ever meet her or they talk about her +ever meet her or they talk about her not yet +not yet who s the other one +who s the other one white girl named melanie ralston another girlfriend of ordell s +white girl named melanie ralston another girlfriend of ordell s what s her story +and splittin with her i m sure that was the idea +i m sure that was the idea what did you say +what did you say i smiled and walked away she also told me ordell killed beaumont +i smiled and walked away she also told me ordell killed beaumont she told you that +was she there she didn t say +she didn t say but she mentioned beaumont by name +well this sounds like a lady i d like to have a word with so everything s set for tomorrow 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fucker ever done for us i don t think so but thanks for the beer +hi melanie are you getting that black suit +are you getting that black suit yeah do you like it +yeah do you like it it looks good on you +it looks good on you do you got something for me +do you got something for me you betcha +how you doing ms jackie i was expecting you come in +i got some vodka in the freezer got some o j +for what who you think got your ass outta jail +the same guy who put me in thanks a lot hey you get caught with blow that s your business +i magine they asked who you givin it to too they asked +they asked and what was your answer +and what was your answer i said i wanted to talk to a lawyer +beaumont livingston i knew it +i knew it and they asked if i knew mr walker +this fella beaumont they say what happened to him they told me +what do you think it is i think it s a gun pressing against my dick +i think it s a gun pressing against my dick you thought right now take your hands from around my 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that s the idea +that s the idea so we need two people two women +so we need two people two women can you cover that +can you cover that i got the woman covered where you thinkin about doin this +i got the woman covered where you thinkin about doin this i was thinkin the del amo mall in the food court +i was thinkin the del amo mall in the food court i suppose you see a piece of this for yourself +i suppose you see a piece of this for yourself well it s my plan we re in this together +well it s my plan we re in this together yeah but it s my money and i don t need me a partner +managers get ten percent that s an agent manager s get fifteen percent +that s an agent manager s get fifteen percent i ll give ya ten +i ll give ya ten plus the same deal as before +plus the same deal as before i can do that +i don t want no more fuckin surprises we do this the way i laid it out or we don t do it at all what the hell you talkin bout +what the hell you talkin bout sheronda passin the money onto someone else that s what the hell i m talkin bout +sheronda passin the money onto someone else that s what the hell i m talkin bout how do you know she did that +how do you know she did that i was there i saw her do it +i was there i saw her do it well you weren t supposed to be there +well you weren t supposed to be there i know but i hung around cause i figured you d try an pull some shit like this +nicolet and dargus stop me at the airport and mark the bills man i don t like that part +she won t have no problems cause she don t know nothin are you sure she don t know about the money +are you sure she don t know about the money she don t know shit about the money +she don t know shit about the money what does she think she s gettin +she saw you with sheronda so simone goes to the dress department with her robinson s may bag designer clothes +designer clothes she waits for you to go in the place where you try things on +she waits for you to go in the place where you try things on the 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looked at it yet it s still in the shopping bag melanie must be dyin to see it louis +melanie must be dyin to see it louis that s what i got to talk to you about you see melanie was giving me a hard time +that s what i got to talk to you about you see melanie was giving me a hard time not now pick me up +so what you left her there i shot her +you shot melanie twice in the parking lot +twice in the parking lot couldn t talk to her +couldn t talk to her you know how she is +you know how she is you couldn t just hit her +you couldn t just hit her maybe but at that moment i dunno +maybe but at that moment i dunno you shot her twice +so you re sure she s dead pretty sure +pretty sure where did you shoot her +where did you shoot her in the chest and stomach +where s the rest of it how much it there +how much it there maybe forty maybe not that much +you said five hundred and fifty so you light ain t you you light about a half a million +maybe forty maybe not that much you said five hundred and fifty +so you light ain t you you light about a half a million look that s the bag she came out with she never even put her hand in it and neither did i +look that s the bag she came out with she never even put her hand in it and neither did i came outta where +came outta where the fitting room it went down exactly the way it was supposed to +the fitting room it went down exactly the way it was supposed to how long was she in there +how long was she in there maybe a minute she came right out +maybe a minute she came right out louis you tellin me the truth +louis you tellin me the truth look i swear to fucking god she came out with that bag and i took it from her +look i swear to fucking god she came out with that bag and i took it from her then what +then what we went to the parking lot +we went to the parking lot where you shot her +where you shot her that s right +that s right you sure she ain t somewhere with a half a million dollars i worked my ass off to earn +you sure she ain t somewhere with a half a million dollars i worked my ass off to earn fuck you for asking me that +fuck you for asking me that pull the car over +what d you shoot her with it s in there +okay so it was jackie brown if she s got it why didn t she take it all +if she s got it why didn t she take it all fore i blow that bitch s brains out i ll ask her +fore i blow that bitch s brains out i ll ask her maybe the feds got it +i don t know either she has it or the feds or she gave it to somebody else first before melanie went in the dressing room +you know who i saw in the dress department tell me +you gonna tell me who it was max cherry +do max cherry and jackie brown know each other hell yes they know each other he bonded her out of county +hell yes they know each other he bonded her out of county how am i supposed to know that +why should i think anything s weird if i don t know nothin about them knowing each other man i don t want to hear your fuckin excuses +i m going out for a few hours hold on a minute where you going +hold on a minute where you going i m going to del amo see a movie get something to eat +i m going to del amo see a movie get something to eat watcha gonna see +watcha gonna see whatever looks best and starts the soonest +whatever looks best and starts the soonest have fun +cops can t locate him huh they don t have your winning personality +they don t have your winning personality sure thing i don t have to know what i m doing long as you know +sure thing i don t have to know what i m doing long as you know i think i do is that good enough +how can i help you where would you like me to put my ash +that s winston he works here he s a big one you two tight +so you want a ten thousand dollar bond what ve you got for collateral gonna have to put up cash +gonna have to put up cash you have it with you +it s in my bag you have cash what do you need me for +cost you a thousand for the bond i know that +ten thousand sounds high they ran his name and got a hit he s been in before +he takes off and i gotta go to kentucky to bring him back you pay the expenses you think you could do that +what s his full name beaumont that s the only name i know +getting there you go wait in the car wait a minute +beaumont livingston livingston huh +livingston huh on his prior he served nine months and he s working on four years probation +on his prior he served nine months and he s working on four years probation you don t say +you don t say do you know what he s on probation for +do you know what he s on probation for haven t a clue +haven t a clue possession of unregistered machine guns +possession of unregistered machine guns will they consider this a violation of his probation +man he won t like that beaumont don t got a doin time disposition i need your name and address +i need your name and address ordell robbie o r d e l l r o b b i e 1436 florence boulevard compton 90222 +ordell robbie o r d e l l r o b b i e 1436 florence boulevard compton 90222 house or apartment +comfortable the door was opened so i just came right in +the door was opened so i just came right in i can see that why +i can see that why i got some more business for ya +i got some more business for ya oh yeah what did he do +you didn t hear hear what +hear what somebody with a grudge blew beaumont s brains out hey that rhymes blew beaumont s brains out +somebody with a grudge blew beaumont s brains out hey that rhymes blew beaumont s brains out did the police contact you +the stewardess do you know her last name brown jackie brown +brown jackie brown what does she do for you +was she is this me and you like a lawyer client relationship the lawyer can t tell nothing he hears +is this me and you like a lawyer client relationship the lawyer can t tell nothing he hears you re not my client until you get busted and i bond you out +you re not my client until you get busted and i bond you out if there s no what do you call it confidentiality between us why would i tell you anything +if there s no what do you call it confidentiality between us why would i tell you anything cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are you got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand +cause you want me to know what a slick guy you are you got stewardesses bringing you fifty grand why would a stewardess bring me fifty grand +i got it i just don t got it on me well come back when you do and i ll bond out the stewardess +well come back when you do and i ll bond out the stewardess man you know i m good for it thousand bucks ain t shit +man you know i m good for it thousand bucks ain t shit if i don t see it in front of me you re right it ain t shit +where is it is that what i think it is +what s up with this shit i think falling in live with movie stars is something that happens to a man as he gets older +you know who this is mister robbie isn t it i have the ten thousand you put up isn t that why you called +the bond collateral on beaumont livingston you moved over to cover miss brown remember she got off huh +she got off huh they decided to no file tell me where you are and i ll bring you your money +what the fuck you doin knockin on the door like the goddamn police you lookin to get shot i thought you might be asleep +i thought you might be asleep you keep fuckin with me you re gonna be asleep forever +i m alone git your ass in here +that s all i have a bond receipt for you to sign +i have a bond receipt for you to sign you know what the fuck i m talkin about you talk to her +you know what the fuck i m talkin about you talk to her she wants to give you your money if she didn t there d be cops batter ramming the door right now +she wants to give you your money if she didn t there d be cops batter ramming the door right now how d you find me +how d you find me winston found you +winston found you how the fuck did he find me +how the fuck did he find me that s what winston does he finds people who don t want to be found +that s what winston does he finds people who don t want to be found well bully for that nigga you say she wants to give me the money huh +lift up your pant leg you help her all i did was walk out with it +all i did was walk out with it and you did that to protect my interest +and you did that to protect my interest in a way yes +in a way yes my ass be dumb but i m not a dumbass go sit over there on the couch +this place stinks you get used to it after a while now tell me where my money s at +you get used to it after a while now tell me where my money s at my office +my office and where s jackie +and where s jackie she s been there since thursday night +she s been there since thursday night she wanted to see me why wasn t she home +she wanted to see me why wasn t she home she was afraid +she was afraid that i gotta see +that i gotta see she still is she doesn t want to get shot before she can tell you what happened +she still is she doesn t want to get shot before she can tell you what happened have her bring the money here +have her bring the money here it s in the safe she can t get at it +it s in the safe she can t get at it call her tell her the combination +by herself that big mandingo nigga winston ain t there is he she s all alone +she s all alone i call your office she better answer the phone +i call your office she better answer the phone she will +it s the next street i know where it is +i know where it is turn left +turn left i know where to turn +get that for me will ya baby you know it s for you +who is it it s beaumont +hey hey hey i think somebody s got some new clothes we been shoppin can t have my boy running around lookin like a bum on the street +ha ha ha i m serious you smoke too much of that shit that shit robs you of your ambition not if your ambition is to get high and watch tv +hello hey jackie no jackie i didn t get your message i was gonna tell you +hope you don t mind keeping him company no problem +no problem try not to rip his clothes off em they re new +cherry bail bonds let me speak to max cherry +he ain t here right now he leave town +he leave town he s around +he s around give me his home number +give me his home number i ll give you his beeper +get me out of here where do you want to go +where do you want to go take me home +take me home home this is your home you re dead +home this is your home you re dead dead no i just hurt my back i m not dead +dead no i just hurt my back i m not dead what are you then +what are you then i m alive +i m alive then what are you doing here +then what are you doing here i don t know i don t know this isn t happening +i don t know i don t know this isn t happening what isn t happening +what isn t happening let me out of here +let me out of here there is no out of here you ve been killed don t you remember +remember no that was years ago i ve lived years since then +no that was years ago i ve lived years since then it s all been a dream +dream on no oh god +go on jake she reads em like a book no thanks +no thanks it s fun +what do you want just to see you that s all +just to see you that s all well how do i look +well how do i look like della +dr singer it s been a long time hello sam +hello sam are you all right +are you all right i m okay +i m okay do you want some help i can call upstairs +do you want some help i can call upstairs no don t but thanks +by who why paul didn t have an enemy in the world how do you know +how do you know hey you re talkin about paul who d want to hurt him +grass never did that to me you know i ve been to three shrinks and a hypnotist nothing penetrates that night nothing +too late i ve tried i think you re right jake i m game me too +you re hurting me stop +stop daddy let go +daddy let go what do you want from me +you have an unusual hand i could have told you that +you know you got a strange line here it s short huh +it s short huh short it s ended +short it s ended oh terrific +oh terrific it s not funny according to this you re already dead +it s not funny according to this you re already dead just my luck +what did he talk about when you guys went out did he say anything he was upset he thought people were following him +listen i just got a strange call from geary he said the guys backed down what s he talking about that s right we did +that s right we did what does that mean frank i don t get it why +what does that mean frank i don t get it why it s hard to explain +it s hard to explain well try huh +well try huh i don t know if i can it s just that war is war things happen +maybe it s not the army jake what do you mean +what do you mean maybe there s a larger truth +maybe there s a larger truth what are you talking about +what are you talking about maybe the demons are real +maybe the demons are real goddamn it what kind of bullshit is that +goddamn it what kind of bullshit is that listen jake i gotta go +listen jake i gotta go what the hell what kind of mumbo jumbo +what the hell what kind of mumbo jumbo i m hanging up +i m hanging up hey wait +hey wait don t bother to call again okay +daddy what was that noise gabe what are you doing +gabe what are you doing there was a bang +there was a bang it was the window +it was the window it s cold +it s cold tell your mother +tell your mother mom it s +wait daddy now what +now what don t go +exactly and we need someone to cut through it we hear you re the man oh yeah what am i perry mason here +doctor ph d ah i thought you were a mailman +then why aren t you teaching why aren t you in a university i m too messed up to teach +i m too messed up to teach ah well then they re going to have to pay for that aren t they +you mind i m eating huh something s going on here you re not telling me something what the hell s gotten into you +used you i talked to the army s bureau of records you ve never even been to viet nam +i talked to the army s bureau of records you ve never even been to viet nam what the hell is that supposed to mean +bullshit someone s covering somethin that was no accident why do you say that +why do you say that cars don t explode that way any simpleton knows that +cars don t explode that way any simpleton knows that but the paper +but the paper that was set i m tellin you +what d he say that for what made him say that strange huh strange what else did he say jake +what do you mean demons he told me he was going to hell +how long had that been going on a couple of weeks i think +he say what they looked like no not really +no not really excuse me a minute i ll be right back +it s not worth goin over again and again whatever happened happened it s over i ve seen them too +dr carlson s dead an explosion just like paul s +maybe that s the only way to get through besides six heads ll be better than one not my head buddy not me i m gettin a headache just listenin to you +not my head buddy not me i m gettin a headache just listenin to you we should get ourselves a lawyer +we should get ourselves a lawyer i say you should get a shrink +come on jake that didn t hurt how do you know +how do you know i know you how come you re so tense today +i know you how come you re so tense today what can i tell you +what can i tell you i saw sarah the other day +i saw sarah the other day her knee acting up +ah good now turn to your left she talk about the boys +she talk about the boys she says she can t get them new coats because you haven t sent the alimony for three months +she said you were a son of a bitch and she regrets the day she set eyes on you i thought you said she didn t say much +loves me she hasn t said a kind word about me in years right she doesn t stop talking about you you re always on her mind that s love jake +right she doesn t stop talking about you you re always on her mind that s love jake she hates me louis +she hates me louis you should go back to her +if it was any other brain but yours i might agree relax this is going to be strong i can t relax +i can t relax wiggle your toes +god almighty what did you do to me i had to get in there a deep adjustment rest a moment and let it set a bit +i had to get in there a deep adjustment rest a moment and let it set a bit i had this weird flash just then +am i dead louis am i dead from a slipped disc that d be a first +from a slipped disc that d be a first i was in hell i ve been there it s horrible i don t want to die louis +i was in hell i ve been there it s horrible i don t want to die louis well i ll see what i can do about it +well i ll see what i can do about it i ve seen it it s all pain +perfect we got it okay let s just give it a little try see if you can stand what by myself +what by myself you can do it come on easy just give it a try +what are you doing there s something i ve gotta take care of louis +there s something i ve gotta take care of louis what are you talking about you can barely stand +what are you talking about you can barely stand i m walking aren t i +i m walking aren t i jake you need to rest +jake you need to rest not tonight louis no more rest +are you in the service the postal service i m a mailman +the postal service i m a mailman ah neither snow nor sleet nor dark of night i always admired that +ah neither snow nor sleet nor dark of night i always admired that it s good to see you +it s good to see you likewise +and how is your wife sarah no i haven t seen her in months +i m with another woman now we re both with the post office midtown 34th street branch hmm i don t suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office +hmm i don t suppose there are too many philosophers in the post office oh you d be surprised they just don t have their doctorates that s all +oh you d be surprised they just don t have their doctorates that s all last i heard you were offered a posi tion in the west somewhere tuscon was it +i doubt it s my mind that interests her i tell you prof she s a fiery lady well try not to get burned you have a great mind jacob don t let anyone tempt you away from it +demons jacob why demons are you writing no i see them +no i see them see them what do you mean physically +christ i know how it sounds have you considered a doctor a psy chiatrist +i don t know what to say i need your insight your intuition +i d like to speak to dr carlson please carlson is he new here +carlson is he new here new he s been here for years +our doctors are seen by appointment only damn it i was in the veteran s out patient program he knows me +damn it i was in the veteran s out patient program he knows me what s your name +what s your name jacob singer +i m sorry but there s no record of a jacob singer in our files whataya mean no record +whataya mean no record you want me to spell it out there s nothing here +what was that it s freezing +it s freezing i m not cold +it s not healthy with it closed this is healthy i ll probably die of pneumonia tomorrow and this is healthy +what a dream i was having i was living with another woman you know who it was i don t want to know +guilty thoughts see what happens when you cheat on me even in your mind she was good in bed though +she was good in bed though go to sleep +go to sleep she had these real beefy thighs delicious +she had these real beefy thighs delicious i thought you said it was a nightmare +jacob what can i do save me +my back i can t move i need my chiropractor your back did you fall +they stole it who did +who did i don t know santa claus i had my son s picture in it gabe s picture it s the only one i had +i don t know santa claus i had my son s picture in it gabe s picture it s the only one i had we better get an orthopedic man in here is dr davis on call +i m going to have to move you a bit just to check for injuries this may hurt a little no don t move me +i don t have to ask if you can feel that goddamn it i want louis +jake is that you what the hell did you do move all the furniture +what the hell did you do move all the furniture why didn t you turn on the light +why didn t you turn on the light i didn t want to wake you +i didn t want to wake you gee thanks a lot +gee thanks a lot where is the lamp +where is the lamp where are you +where are you if i knew i wouldn t have to ask what did you do i was happy the way it was +if i knew i wouldn t have to ask what did you do i was happy the way it was i moved the couch that s all +i moved the couch that s all where to +what do you think what do you mean +what do you mean the room +the room oh god jezzie ask me tomorrow +oh god jezzie ask me tomorrow it is tomorrow four a m how come you re so late +it is tomorrow four a m how come you re so late roberts didn t show up what could i say besides it s double time +roberts didn t show up what could i say besides it s double time what happened to you +what happened to you don t ask +no have you seen my glasses where d you leave em +where d you leave em i don t know +i don t know did you look around the headboard +did you look around the headboard jezzie i can t see +jezzie i can t see maybe 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+yeah typically that s what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant so that s cool with you then +so that s cool with you then yeah wizard i guess i mean do what you think is right +yeah wizard i guess i mean do what you think is right i m real sorry i had sex with you i know it wasn t your idea +i m real sorry i had sex with you i know it wasn t your idea whose idea was it +whose idea was it i ll see you at school o k +well nothing like experimenting i did the prep questions for this lab last night you can copy my answers if you need to +oh i couldn t copy your work but you copy my work every week +but you copy my work every week oh yeah i m kind of a deadbeat lab partner huh +oh yeah i m kind of a deadbeat lab partner huh i don t mind you definitely bring something to the table +i don t mind you definitely bring something to the table charisma +charisma or something +sorry bleek going for my ultrasound gotta note and everything okay cool +okay cool i ll try to drop by later 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my sperm count see you +what i m not made of stone well there we have it would you like to know the sex +no i guess not what is your job title exactly +what is your job title exactly excuse me +excuse me i said what is your job title missy +i said what is your job title missy i m an ultrasound technician ma am +i m an ultrasound technician ma am well i m a nail technician and i think we both ought to stick to what we know +well i m a nail technician and i think we both ought to stick to what we know what are you talking about +what are you talking about you think you re special because you get to play picture pages up there +nails really no i mean the father who s the father juno +did you see it coming when she sat us down here oh god yeah but i was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs +i have no idea how to spit this out hon did you get expelled +hon did you get expelled no the school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion +no the school would probably contact you in the event of my expulsion well i was just asking it seemed plausible +oh god but i m going to give it up for adoption i already found the perfect people +but they have a real lawyer and everything i m going to meet with them next weekend junebug that is a tough tough thing to do probably tougher than you can understand right now +junebug that is a tough tough thing to do probably tougher than you can understand right now well i m not ready to be a mom +a couple of hours why are you going up there in the first place they said they wanted to know about this stuff they said to keep them updated so i did +they said they wanted to know about this stuff they said to keep them updated so i did you could have sent it to them why would you drive an hour out to east jesus nowhere +it doesn t work that way kiddo you don t know squat about the dynamics of marriage you don t know anything about me +you don t know anything about me i know enough +wow dream big oh go fly a kite +you mean i 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geeeerta rauuuss +so let s discuss how we re gonna do this thing well i just have the baby and give it to you right +whoops yikes i didn t expect to see you up here sorry i was just getting something +sorry i was just getting something did your wife send you up here to spy on me +did your wife send you up here to spy on me what no do we come off like paranoid yuppies or something +i don t get a klepto vibe from you evil genius maybe arsonist wouldn t rule it out i did steal a squirt of perfume what do you think it s clinique happy +viscera blood and guts +blood and guts we d better get back downstairs asap +oh that s uh my room vanessa lets me have a room for all my old stuff wow you get a whole room in your own house she s got you on a long leash there mark +wow you get a whole room in your own house she s got you on a long leash there mark shut up +it s beautiful i ve always liked gibson better than fender what do you play +what do you play i rock a harmony +what i m a pawn shop 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know it s parts i know what junk is +what is it it s only my favorite song it s sonic youth doing superstar by the carpenters +it s only my favorite song it s sonic youth doing superstar by the carpenters i ve heard the carpenters before chick drummer and freaky dude not unlike the white stripes +i ve heard the carpenters before chick drummer and freaky dude not unlike the white stripes you haven t heard the carpenters like this listen +don t you remember you told me you loved me baby hey i like this +you don t have to do that it s the least i can do what did you say your favorite band was +it s the least i can do what did you say your favorite band was i didn t but it s a three way tie between the stooges patti smith and the runaways +i didn t but it s a three way tie between the stooges patti smith and the runaways yeah i definitely need to make you some cds at least while my kid is hanging out in there +the wizard of gore oh yeah it s herschel gordon lewis he s the ultimate master of horror +oh yeah it s herschel gordon lewis he s the ultimate master of horror please dario argento is the ultimate master of horror +this is even better than suspiria you ve got decent taste in slasher movies mark here s to dovetailing interests +so have you and vanessa thought of a name for the baby yet well sort of vanessa likes madison for a girl +well sort of vanessa likes madison for a girl madison isn t that kind of i don t know gay +madison isn t that kind of i don t know gay god pretentious much i guess everyone should have a mysterious name like juno huh +that suits you uh thanks +uh thanks you know not many teenage girls in your situation would actually go through with this +vanessa shit you better get out of here why what the big deal +why what the big deal nothing she just hates when i sit around watching movies and not contributing +nothing she just hates when i sit around watching movies and not contributing i ll handle this i m really good at diffusing mom type rage +hey what kind of swag did you score yeah mall madness huh +oh really what s the verdict i sort of like it i mean it s cute +i imagine you have a collection of punk chestnuts to prove your point consider it your musical education +consider it your musical education i m dying to see what you ve got to teach me +i m dying to see what you ve got to teach me okay stop surfing porn and get back to work just wanted to say hi +okay stop surfing porn and get back to work just wanted to say hi go learn something +wow that shirt is working hard is vanessa here +is vanessa here nope we re safe +oh mark is this the baby s room it s beautiful hilarious no i just keep all of my old comics down here and i want to show you one of them +hilarious no i just keep all of my old comics down here and i want to show you one of them oh god you re one of those guys +oh god you re one of those guys you re gonna like this i promise +most fruitful yuki what is oh my god she s a pregnant superhero isn t that great i got it when i was in japan with my band she reminds me of you +wow i actually feel like less of a fat dork now most fruitful yuki is bad ass man you should be proud to be the same condition +yeah this song s older than me if you can believe that i danced to it at my senior prom that s almost interesting mark who did you dance with +that s almost interesting mark who did you dance with her name was cynthia vogel and she was a good dance partner even let me put my hands on her butt +her name was cynthia vogel and she was a good dance partner even let me put my hands on her butt oh man i can just picture you slow dancing like a dork +oh okay like this you ve never been to a dance have you +you ve never been to a dance have you only squares and nerds go to dances +only squares and nerds go to dances what are you +what are you i don t know +no no you definitely cannot do that mark that s a big fat sack of no what s the matter +a baby is not going to fix everything besides i don t know if i m ready to be a father but you re old +but you re old i how do you think of me juno why are you here +i how do you think of me juno why are you here i don t know i just liked being your friend i sort of liked becoming furniture in your weird life +yeah i guess is this my fault is vanessa mad at you because of me that s not the point we re just not in love anymore +please don t get a divorce god mark just do me a solid and stay with your wife god you re so young +god you re so young not really i m sixteen i m old enough to tell when people are acting like total a holes +uh hi su chin oh hi juno how are you +oh hi juno how are you good i m good did you finish that paper for worth s class yet +good i m good did you finish that paper for worth s class yet no not yet i tried to work on it a little last night but i m having trouble concentrating +no not yet i tried to work on it a little last night but i m having trouble concentrating you should try adderall +you should try adderall no 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like it s saying hi vanessa will you be my mommy +doesn t it look like it s waving it s kind of like it s saying hi vanessa will you be my mommy yeah yeah it kind of does +um i think people are kind of unsure about the situation because it s not you know set in stone what do you mean you mean do you think i m going to flake out on you +well hi vanessa what brings you to the mall today just you know shopping with my girlfriends +please excuse leah she s mentally challenged oh okay so how are you feeling +oh okay so how are you feeling happy oh you mean like physically i m good look i have a snooze button now +juno what s going on nothing +mark why is juno crying i m not crying i m allergic to fine home furnishings see you later +hi i m here for the big show your name please +your name please juno macguff +would you like some free condoms they re boysenberry no thank you i m off sex +no thank you i m off sex my partner uses these every time we have intercourse they make his balls smell 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maturity level where is everyone bren took liberty bell to her tot ice skating class +bren took liberty bell to her tot ice skating class tot ice skating tots can t ice skate liberty bell s still getting the hang of stairs +tot ice skating tots can t ice skate liberty bell s still getting the hang of stairs no but you know bren she dreams big +no but you know bren she dreams big yeah she does +yeah she does you look a little morose honey what s eating you +you look a little morose honey what s eating you i m losing my faith in humanity +i m losing my faith in humanity think you can narrow it down for me +think you can narrow it down for me i guess i wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good +i guess i wonder sometimes if people ever stay together for good you mean like couples +you mean like couples yeah like people in love +dad no well it s kind of skanky isn t that what you girls call it skanky skeevy +well it s kind of skanky isn t that what you girls call it skanky 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cavalier +i drank like ten tons of sunny delight anyway yeah i m pregnant and you re shockingly cavalier is this for real like for real for real +is this for real like for real for real unfortunately yes +unfortunately yes oh my god oh shit phuket thailand +oh my god oh shit phuket thailand that s the kind of emotion i was looking for in the first take +i know women now i guess the commercial says they help women now want me to call for you i called for becky last year +want me to call for you i called for becky last year eh i ll call them myself but i do need your help with something very urgent +heavy lifting can only help you at this point that is sick man +so you were bored is that how this blessed miracle came to be nah it was a premeditated act the sex i mean not getting pregnant +nah it was a premeditated act the sex i mean not getting pregnant when did you decide you were going to do bleeker +when did you decide you were going to do bleeker like a year ago in spanish class +aha you love him it s extremely complicated and i d rather not talk about it in my fragile state +so what was it like humping bleeker s bony bod it was magnificent man +oh gruesome i wonder if the baby s claws could scratch your vag on the way out i m staying pregnant le +i m staying pregnant le keep your voice down dude my mom s around here somewhere she doesn t know we re sexually active +well maybe you could look at one of those adoption ads i see them all the time in the penny saver there are ads for parents +the penny saver sucks yeah but it sucks for free +yeesh they sound like a cult besides they re greedy bitches they already have three kids hey juno juno look at this one +best to just tell them man rip off the band aid and let it bleed i m pregnant +check out baby big head that kid is scary hey i m a sacred vessel all you ve got in your belly is taco bell +aw please junebug no way no i definitely don t want to know +how do you know i m so poisonous like what if the adoptive 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like katrina it must be a pity date +katrina pfft no way he doesn t like katrina it must be a pity date he asked her i heard they were going to benihana then the prom then to vijay s parents cabin +he asked her i heard they were going to benihana then the prom then to vijay s parents cabin bleeker told me katrina s whole house reeks of soup +there s no way in hell they re having sex or even holding hands i wouldn t be so sure about that he did it with you he s a man now +i wouldn t be so sure about that he did it with you he s a man now yeah well bleek trusted me we re best friends +yeah well bleek trusted me we re best friends are you jealous i thought you said you didn t care what he did +okay juno i m really convinced prom is for wenises anyway once you re old enough to go it s not cool anymore +hello thank you for having me and my irresponsible child over to your home oh no thank you come on in +you don t say well haven t you ever felt like you were born to do something +well haven t you ever felt like you were born to do something yes heating and air conditioning +yes heating and air conditioning well i was born to be a mother some of us are +so what s that thing a pilates machine +a pilates machine what do you make with that +what do you make with that you don t make anything it s for exercising +obviously we ll compensate you for your medical expenses are you looking for any other compensation +you re doing an amazing and selfless thing for us vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married +vanessa has wanted a baby since we got married i want to be a mommy so badly +you guys are playing music juno just wanted a closer look at kimber here +what do you think custard or cheesecake they re yellow +why do people think yellow is gender neutral i don t know one man with a yellow bedroom i think i m leaning toward custard in this light i don t know i should paint a small area +nesting huh are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva you should read the book i even flagged the daddy chapters for you +you should read the book i even flagged the daddy chapters for you i just think it s too early to paint that s my opinion +i just think it s too early to paint that s my opinion and i disagree +juno what s the matter she s hormonal right june it s just part of the whole process +what did you do i didn t do anything i just i ve just been thinking +just thinking if this is really the right thing for us what are you referring to +i ve been just wondering if we re you know ready of course we re ready we ve taken all the classes the nursery the books +of course we re ready we ve taken all the classes the nursery the books i know we re prepared i just don t know if i m ready +she answered our prayers ever since it s just been like a ticking clock +what would be a good time for you i don t know there s just things i still want to do +i don t know there s just things i still want to do like what be a rock star +like what be a rock star don t mock 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murderer that s not true +happy birthday adele early you are so sweet +i feel kind of like the wizard of oz you know when she gets the red shoes well dorothy why don t you hand me that chili there +don t be long now dinner s bout ready i heard that +what if they re dangerous they ain t dangerous adele they re writers +did you settle things with mr diebold yeah i left him with the car we re all squared up now +geez they look kinda weird you just smile let me do all the talking +you just smile let me do all the talking how many times you gonna tell me that +how many times you gonna tell me that as many times as it takes +shush adele early can we stop there just for a little while +early what re you doin go back to the car and keep brian there i don t want him in here do it adele now +what the hell is this stuff it s chinese food it was the only place open you said you was starving you d eat anyth +yeah but what is it i don t know they didn t speak too good english +thank you thank you for what what are you thanking me for adele +thank you for what what are you thanking me for adele i don t know +i don t know well adele it was for saving your fucking life back there +what s wrong with her she had a dream that somethin like this was gonna happen +nobody wants to hurt you peaches early stop +what s your name boy walter livesy +walter livesy think i might just have to kill you walter how do you feel about that +think i might just have to kill you walter how do you feel about that not so good you sure you have to +not so good you sure you have to i don t know wish i did +where you from walter vernon florida +vernon florida never heard of it any huntin +never heard of it any huntin turkey mostly +turkey mostly turkey s are real smart smarter than most people think +mind if i hold that bible what do you need a bible for +tight fit best kind +uh we can stop somewhere if you and adele haven t had time for breakfast early well it s like this mr kessler +so what do you do 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+i wouldn t know that s right i guess only the killer would know that +that s right i guess only the killer would know that how d you get in here +how d you get in here the door was open +the door was open no it wasn t +no it wasn t of course it was otherwise i d be breaking and entering that s a felony +of course it was otherwise i d be breaking and entering that s a felony what do you want +what do you want you ever do any hunting peter +you got it on the board no i need the original note +no i need the original note there s a photostat of the original on the wall +he s not talking about himself then what s he talking about +then let s narrow it down homesearchers +we re interested in where you were from the time you left the auditorium until you got there i was at the beach +you sure you weren t over on pine road i m positive +i m positive you re a lying bastard +yes you are get off me +the message i figured out sit down +you want me to what i want you to feed every street in this grid into your computer +i want you to feed every street in this grid into your computer it ll take hours you can t make me do this +sorry to ruin your trip to the city but we got a real nut on our hands frank run it down +what do you think he s got an answer for everything but he doesn t have an alibi +he s got an answer for everything but he doesn t have an alibi you think he s dirty +you think he s dirty i don t know but i think you re right he s lying +we wouldn t want someone s death to interfere with your games what was your relationship with her +take it easy both of you i m sorry this is just too convenient +no shit could someone this disturbed give the appearance of being normal +we ve checked there s no one with the last name of emma on the island maybe he s going to drug her +how is she she s unconscious but they think she s going to make it +she s unconscious but they think she s going to make it you alright +you alright i ve seen a lot of things in my time on the job but nothing like this yurilivich +i ve seen a lot of things in my time on the job but nothing like this yurilivich i was with him the whole time until i got the call at the hotel +i was with him the whole time until i got the call at the hotel sanderson +what is it it s a voice modulator +ready for round two i ve got a feeling we re going to go the distance with him let him sweat for a little while +why does he call sanderson he s one of the best chess players in the world who better to play a game with +sending yourself anonymous notes in the mail is one thing but who called him today i don t know maybe there s two of them maybe he hired some wino to make the calls +a few people did anyone stand out +did anyone stand out what do you mean stand out +what do you mean stand out did anyone look suspicious think +did anyone look suspicious think now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious +now that you mention it there was somebody who looked suspicious what was suspicious about him +it doesn t make sense because we don t understand it but a hundred men could move him +don t fuck with us where did you go he was with me +we ll find the evidence you couldn t find your dick in a wind storm +hello peter who is this +who is this someone who s going to become an important part of your life i want to play a game with you +someone who s going to become an important part of your life i want to play a game with you i haven t got time for this +hello peter just a second hello +yes why did you kill debi rutlege to get your attention +to get your attention did you know her +did you know her no only the path she chose to travel +and what path is that we all have paths to follow you hope yours will lead you to me +we all have paths to follow you hope yours will lead you to me why did you write remember on the wall +why not you don t want to think and that s why i ll win i m already two points ahead +i did another one last night you might have saved her but you didn t want to play where is she +where is she you ll find her +you ll find her if you got something to say to me just come out and say it +i suppose you want to know where i m going to kill tonight peter you re not going to tell me that +not really why her +you know her not really +why her because she s the type +because she s the type but you said you didn t know her +but you said you didn t know her i know what i said she looks just like +i know what i said she looks just like just like who +just like who i really wish you d stop trying to maneuver me i find it irritating not to mention insulting +i really wish you d stop trying to maneuver me i find it irritating not to mention insulting i m just trying to play the game +i m just trying to play the game you re not playing very well there are clues all around you and you keep missing them +i m sure there are other people who would be interested in what i have to say then call them +just for that no hint today why are you doing this you must have some idea of the pain you re causing people +why are you doing this you must have some idea of the pain you re causing people pain pain is just a state of mind it s something you learn to live with i have +huxley s quote also says his play is always fair and just so is mine within the framework of my rules +have you any idea what the message is if it s so important why don t you just tell me +if it s so important why don t you just tell me i couldn t tell you that it would ruin the game not that you re playing it very well +i couldn t tell you that it would ruin the game not that you re playing it very well you like to brag don t you +you heard me why did you go out to the institute looking for her what makes you think i was there +what makes you think i was there i couldn t tell you that it would ruin the game +i couldn t tell you that it would ruin the game the game s almost over peter and you re running out of time +last night was very exciting wasn t it have you figured out what i m doing you re playing the tarakoss opening +you re playing the tarakoss opening very good +very good you re next move should have been e2 e3 +you re next move should have been e2 e3 i used a variation you should have anticipated that have you figured out the message +i used a variation you should have anticipated that have you figured out the message what word did you leave last night +what word did you leave last night the police haven t told you +the police haven t told you they think that you and i are doing this together +hello peter you sonofabitch +you sonofabitch emotional i expected more from you +emotional i expected more from you if you kill tonight and i m in jail the police will know i m innocent +if you kill tonight and i m in jail the police will know i m innocent by that time the game will be over +by that time the game will be over i ve figured out the message +congratulations on your daring escape you just missed me by a few seconds it s check peter let me speak to my daughter +please wait the game s over you lost +the game s over you lost it s me you want not her +that wouldn t be very sporting remember huxley his play is always fair and just you re groping i have been fair it s my move now +you re groping i have been fair it s my move now i ll give you anything you want anything please +i ll give you anything you want anything please don t beg peter she has to die i can t win unless she dies +i know where you are very good how did you know +very good how did you know the pipes +how d you know i wouldn t be in the same room with her you told me when you called you said she was in the other room drop the knife +this isn t going to help david you re mother s dead you can t undo it you don t understand +you don t understand yes i do i found your file i know what happened +what s this oh i put a few games on for your daughter i hope you don t mind +oh i put a few games on for your daughter i hope you don t mind of course not +sure we ve got a modem line hooked up with the data base in new york can we correlate data look for specific things like player s ages stuff like that +can we correlate data look for specific things like player s ages stuff like that no problem we re in +nope nothing set up some pieces on the big board +there s three the first is 1983 lionel baines the boston never mind he died two years ago +never mind he died two years ago 1985 hans korshaud +1985 hans korshaud he s in his seventies and lives in holland +what is it new york 1986 viktor yurilivich +what scars the scars on your chest from where i stabbed you with my fountain pen +would you mind keeping your voice down i have guests oh well we wouldn t want to disturb your guests would we +the police came to me for help what could i do you could have been honest with me for starters we work together i have to be able to trust you +you could have been honest with me for starters we work together i have to be able to trust you i admit i handled it badly sanderson wasn t going to talk to me but you re young attractive +i admit i handled it badly sanderson wasn t going to talk to me but you re young attractive the same type as the girl who got killed jesus alan the guy could be a psychopath +the same type as the girl who got killed jesus alan the guy could be a psychopath they asked who would be best suited for this and you +they asked who would be best suited for this and you don t patronize me you sent me into a potentially dangerous situation and didn t warn me +it worked out alright didn t it fuck off +feeling better i just can t believe it +i just can t believe it you don t want to believe it it s a normal reaction +kathy please you re going to wear a hole in the carpet i m just nervous sorry +i m just nervous sorry you re safe he wouldn t come here +you re safe he wouldn t come here he already did once +why did he why did he what +why did he what come here +come here he was watching you +is your dad here he went down to the lobby for a minute he should be right back would you like come in +so are you having a good time on the island not really it s pretty boring +do you like my dad of course +i know he really likes you how do you know that did he say something +how do you know that did he say something no but i can tell a woman knows these things +okay nice meeting you nice meeting you +congratulations dad my cheering section +what are you doing up i can t sleep my beds lumpy +i see you forgot to bring you re night light didn t you that has nothing to do with it +i can t sleep my beds lumpy i see you forgot to bring you re night light didn t you +that has nothing to do with it you want to sleep in my bed tonight +has he gotten through to any no but he did contact a dead parcheesi champion from ohio +what is it dad nothing +don t you have something you want to say to david thanks david +you ready for what +for what you told me you d take me over to seattle today +you told me you d take me over to seattle today i m sorry honey i can t not today +i m sorry honey i can t not today but you promised +it isn t kathy who s kathy +whaddaya got nolan not much there s no sign of a break in i think she let him in +not much there s no sign of a break in i think she let him in how long has she been dead +how long has she been dead six eight hours tops +six eight hours tops any sign of rape +any sign of rape not that i can see we ll know more once i get the lab reports back from seattle +what about prints no prints +no prints you mean no prints but hers +you mean no prints but hers no frank no prints +there s only two hardware stores on the whole island we ll check that out what about the blood not a drop maybe the guy works for the red cross +that s great wait i ve saved the best for last andy hit the lights will you +how long she been dead i d say at least eighteen hours +i d say at least eighteen hours that means she was dead before we even finished figuring out the message +you didn t pick up any vibes from the guy i m a psychologist frank not a psychic what s this all about anyway +i m a psychologist frank not a psychic what s this all about anyway what did dr fulton tell you +we re not sure what do you think he did +what do you think he did we think he could be a suspect in a murder investigation +i m busy right now it s important +i see you re still having problems with your openings and this jeremy +and this jeremy edmonds i know you lost to karpov in 82 didn t you +no i told him to i wanted to make sure there was someone on the other end but we heard him +but we heard him it could have been a tape a prerecorded conversation between sanderson and himself +anything else yes why disguise your voice if no one knows it +his home would be mount olympus call dispatch double the patrols i want that area blanketed +before we go in i gotta tell you this isn t going to be pretty i know that i ve seen the photo s +i know that i ve seen the photo s this ain t no photo +you never know how you re going to catch a suspect peter s right captain he s got to be forced into making a mistake +each of those grids represents almost a square mile that s a big area to cover +as large as castles yes why not just say a building if he meant any general type of structure +what time did he get there about a quarter to one +he s right kathy what are you saying that i m seeing what i want to see that i m protecting a murderer what +we can t rely on your judgement anymore what does that mean +the most logical choice you don t have a shred of evidence +did you see his face no he was wearing a mask but i saw the cut on his wrist it was peter +i ve got a room at the institute i use when i stay late okay why don t you go out there we ll check in with you later +excuse me you said earlier that mary albert just moved in how long ago was that ten days ago +ten days ago do you know how she found the apartment +do you know how she found the apartment through a rental agency +through a rental agency didn t you tell me that debi rutlege had just moved into her place also +i know you re busy so i ll get right to it did you know her only in passing to say hello to +could you tell me where you were last night here i played gregory lutz +why didn t you tell us you were there earlier i don t know i was afraid there d be hours of questions i can t afford to miss a game +mister sanderson this is doctor sheppard she s a psychologist helping us out we ve already met haven t we doctor +you want me to go with you maybe i can help that s alright we ll take it from here +what have you come up with on the riddle wee willie winkie runs though the street we think he might be making a reference to himself +wee willie winkie runs though the street we think he might be making a reference to himself maybe but i don t think so i think it s just a tease +another one what word did he leave is did you tell him about the institute +as large as castles you are still light as air one hundred men can t move 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he wants me out of the way i understand that this is just another one of your games +i understand that this is just another one of your games look i ll do anything you want i ll sign anything you want just send a car out to the hotel +alright c mon peter we re moving you to a cell i signed the confession what about the car +did you send the car it s over peter let s stop the games i m not sending a car +you opened with the english lutz won t use it he opened his first game with it he knows you re aware of that +he knows you re aware of that then i ll transpose +then i ll transpose on a variation yes but it must be a variation that is unique +on a variation yes but it must be a variation that is unique i suppose you have something in mind +it s a good play but risky you don t win by playing it safe peter +we got a problem our computer went on the fritz again david came up to fix it +our computer went on the fritz again david came up to fix it is it serious +you re always in the middle 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out at your feet +did you think it was going to be easy you think he was going to lay it out at your feet we need your help +we need your help i offered my help this morning and sedman turned me down +i offered my help this morning and sedman turned me down but you re the key the one he wants to play the game with +but you re the key the one he wants to play the game with i can t right now i ve got a game +i can t right now i ve got a game she could be dead after the game +she could be dead after the game she could be dead now +you sure you don t want to eat something i don t think i could +you sound like my mother it wasn t intentional +it wasn t intentional does what s going on bother you at all or are you just wearing your game face +i think it s interesting another kind of game +another kind of game in a way +in a way this isn t a game +let s change the subject okay so tell me about yourself are you married +you mean like in the steam room that s not fair +that s not fair are you 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words sting more sharply than your whip i speak of love and you think only of the lash +i like well what i see it pleases me but i m hideous +but i m hideous you re magnificent +you re magnificent grotesque monstrous +you lie you wish to humiliate me as if the form i m forced to bear were not punishment enough you should glory in your animal nature it is your triumph none know that better than i +god protect me not from me surely +not from me surely you you re a beast +you you re a beast we re all of us beasts my dear only most are afraid to show it +we re all of us beasts my dear only most are afraid to show it and you are you not also afraid +and you are you not also afraid i am afraid of nothing +i am afraid of nothing then why hide behind a mask you are ashamed +then why hide behind a mask you are ashamed i know no more of shame than i do of fear i wear this mask not for concealment but protection +i know no more of shame than i do of fear i wear this mask not for concealment but protection protection +like some vile toadstool i prefer to think more like the sagacious owl +i prefer to think more like the sagacious owl do you feed on mice and rats +do you feed on mice and rats i prefer a plump capon but will happily serve you rats if they re to your liking +i prefer a plump capon but will happily serve you rats if they re to your liking why have you brought me here +why have you brought me here to be my bride of course +to be my bride of course i d soon die +damn you we re both of us damned my beauty +when the time s come you won t need to jump i ll throw you out myself do it now +do it now no now is the time for discipline some lessons in obedience for the future baroness +your moans seem almost pleasurable my dear developing a taste for the lash kill me i want so nice +kill me i want so nice why should i kill you a simple course in etiquette something your parents sadly overlooked +sweet princess you begin to sound most reasonable what do you want from me +what do you want from me at the moment very little your company at my table +we ll get you cleaned up find a suitable gown i imagine you ll enjoy a good meal oh yes +oh yes a few day s nourishment will see your strength returning +a few day s nourishment will see your strength returning and then +what will become of me then when you are ripe for my pleasure i will enjoy the harvest +when you are ripe for my pleasure i will enjoy the harvest i see +i see i m pleased you re not troubled by the prospect +i m pleased you re not troubled by the prospect do as you wish with my body you ll never possess my soul +do as you wish with my body you ll never possess my soul your soul why should i bother with such a paltry trifle +your soul why should i bother with such a paltry trifle i don t expect you d understand +you re a beast indeed i am my dear that makes us a pair +what was that did you hear that it s nothing my men take great delight in routing the enemy don t trouble yourself beauty +it s nothing my men take great delight in routing the enemy don t trouble yourself beauty it sounded like it came from the courtyard +might we watch too later beloved now i wish only to be with you +and now now i want to live forever i ve never felt so strong or happy +now i want to live forever i ve never felt so strong or happy or looked so beautiful +or looked so beautiful yes i feel that too weakness is what is ugly +what you do boy you be velly solly come here intellupt my sleep i didn t know i +i didn t know i what speakee loud no hear velly good +what speakee loud no hear velly good i said i mean no harm i thought this as empty tomb +i said i mean no harm i thought this as empty tomb you come stealee tleasoo +you come stealee tleasoo oh no never nothing like that never crossed my mind +oh no never nothing like that never crossed my mind no need lie boy i no hurt you do i look like i wanna hurt you +no need lie boy i no hurt you do i look like i wanna hurt you well er no i mean you don t look like dragons i ve heard of +well er no i mean you don t look like dragons i ve heard of course not i no flum here i come flum cathay +country fa fa away to the east beyond the lising sun east of mercia +you don t ravage the countryside devouring maidens and burning the crops dlagon not like that dlagon is spilit of life spilit of stlength and goodness +flozen foleva not good it s terrible +it s terrible an how you do it how you rift cuss +an how you do it how you rift cuss i need your help in order to fight blackheart i must wear the armor of achilles i +i need your help in order to fight blackheart i must wear the armor of achilles i you come stealee tleasoo +you come stealee tleasoo oh no don t you understand +no wait please listen no more listening your time is at an end insignificant whelp +well bygones re bygones i always say or was it the time you and jimmy squarefoot stole the golden apples i d forged +so jack think you be a green man and not know gump gump is it +gump is it aye honeythorn gump come to serenade you jack come to make you dance +aye honeythorn gump come to serenade you jack come to make you dance i m in no mood for dancing +i m in no mood for dancing oh but you will be jack think you to sleep in a faerie ring and not spend the night a dancing +oh but you will be jack think you to sleep in a faerie ring and not spend the night a dancing faerie ring +faerie ring to be sure +no tis not the time i want no part of your frolic dance jack the night s but begun +no i i need to rest you ll have a long long rest in the tomb me lad +you ll have a long long rest in the tomb me lad i meant no disrespect +i meant no disrespect didn t you now well then answer me this riddle and all be forgiven +didn t you now well then answer me this riddle and all be forgiven and if i cannot +and if i cannot why jack then tis your death song i ll be strumming +damnation codfish and cockles gammon and trotters you ve bested me jack a riddle without an answer is but an empty cup when you re thirsty for wine +a riddle without an answer is but an empty cup when you re thirsty for wine well spoke true to the mark and if it s wine you re wanting it s wine we shall have +you be our guest jack i m honored honeythorn gump but no more tricks +i m honored honeythorn gump but no more tricks you have me word lad to answer a faerie riddle deserves as much +you have me word lad to answer a faerie riddle deserves as much twas the princess lili gave me the answer have you seen her by chance +twas the princess lili gave me the answer have you seen her by chance i ve laid eyes on no mortal but you this day jack +i ve laid eyes on no mortal but you this day jack i fear she s lost +elderberry wine no finer drink under heaven it looks er delicious such a fine bouquet very aromatic +well i i don t want to be rude but it s generally known that generally known what general ever knew more than to lace up his boots +generally known what general ever knew more than to lace up his boots please don t misunderstand i am grateful for your hospitality and +please don t misunderstand i am grateful for your hospitality and he is afraid of enchantment will you listen to the fool prattle on +but but why big question that lad why what +big question that lad why what why has this happened to the world why is it winter now and dark +why has this happened to the world why is it winter now and dark aye honeythorn gump d be a powerful wizard indeed could he answer +aye honeythorn gump d be a powerful wizard indeed could he answer don t you know +don t you know if you re looking for enchantment jack that i can give thee +then what s gone wrong why did it happen if ye want more tricks i m your man but for big questions ye must go elsewhere +if ye want more tricks i m your man but for big questions ye must go elsewhere don t you care about what s happened +there must be an answer somewhere true but it won t come easy or free if ye want to ask ask jenny greenteeth +true but it won t come easy or free if ye want to ask ask jenny greenteeth jenny greenteeth who s she +will you lead me to her aye on the morrow we go but tonight tonight is for making merry +what do i do don t get caught that s what she ll suck your bones like honey comb +and if she thinks me a liar fie on what she thinks you mind her claws and teeth cast your spell oona +the princess is dead lamentable news jack but tis the fate of the living concerns us now +lamentable news jack but tis the fate of the living concerns us now did you hear twas the killing of the unicorn caused it +did you hear twas the killing of the unicorn caused it aye black baron s mischief +aye black baron s mischief if the horn be restored the curse is ended +if the horn be restored the curse is ended time for a champion can you do more than pick acorns and rob bird s nests jack +time for a champion can you do more than pick acorns and rob bird s nests jack i ll do what i have to do for princess lili s sake +i ll do what i have to do for princess lili s sake bravely spoke you ve the heart of a champion true enough +bravely spoke you ve the heart of a champion true enough twill take more than heart where do we find the armor of achilles for a start +twill take more than heart where do we find the armor of achilles for a start i know where to find it taking possession be another matter +there it be lad the lindfarne mound kings long forgotten lie there lost in their final sleep have we turned grave robber then +have we turned grave robber then a tomb it once was boy and a tomb it may yet be there s another in residence at lindfarne now +a tomb it once was boy and a tomb it may yet be there s another in residence at lindfarne now and who might that be +and who might that be no less a creature than the lindfarne worm +better pray the worm s a sound sleeper jack you do the praying i ve work ahead +you do the praying i ve work ahead there s the spirit lad if ye run into trouble give a yank here and we ll haul ye up +there s the spirit lad if ye run into trouble give a yank here and we ll haul ye up what s left of me how do i recognize the armor of achilles +there be no finer victuals than worm flesh lad better we eat him than the other way round +what is it something s coming +pregnant is she it would appear so +damn them careful lad +don t see why i can t ride too i m second in command damn it the colt s still too small +save your mischief for the black baron aye that too +aye that too you ll need more than bird droppings for blackheart +you ll need more than bird droppings for blackheart i ll drop a cow on the knave +i ll drop a cow on the knave drop a mountain on him and we won t need our troops +fine looking army we march on castle couer de noir within the hour +we march on castle couer de noir within the hour how do you plan on finding this here castle if ye don t mind me asking +track the demon to his lair aye and hang his foul hide up like dirty laundry for the drying +we must follow that bird whatever for +whatever for jenny greenteeth said follow the raven in her flight +jenny greenteeth said follow the raven in her flight aye said to follow it to the edge of night but is this the right bird +aye said to follow it to the edge of night but is this the right bird i m sure it spoke to me +i m sure it spoke to me birds speak to me all the time what did it say +how do we follow a raven we can t even see send oona up above the tree tops she be our eyes +send oona up above the tree tops she be our eyes good plan that +this is ogre s magic blackheart +blackheart aye he s enchanted the lot of them his reward for delivering the unicorn +aye he s enchanted the lot of them his reward for delivering the unicorn foul fellow this couer de noir +foul fellow this couer de noir the foulest mayhap i can cut them free +the foulest mayhap i can cut them free jack don t +worse than the battlefield what know you of fields of war +there it seems to quit i ll wager that war held other attractions quite apart from nursing well if the knight be already dead what harm is there in borrowing a thing or two +well if the knight be already dead what harm is there in borrowing a thing or two stealing his arms +oona tells me the raven has roosted for the night on a sharp stone spire some half a mile distance that would be devil s needle last landmark i know in these woods +twould appear other travelers precede us nay jack tis not what you re thinking +nay jack tis not what you re thinking i trust our own welcome will be more hospitable +and this some of their handiwork nay that s but to distract the casual visitor a dwarf is too busy to suffer fools gladly +nay that s but to distract the casual visitor a dwarf is too busy to suffer fools gladly better to kill than be disturbed +nice piece of work pure gold it is plays a different note every time +my god look something the matter +something the matter ogg s footprints +shhh not so loud mayhap he ll hear ye dwarves be very sensitive about their feet +dwarves be very sensitive about their feet certainly understandable +certainly understandable very secretive they are keep their feet covered up best if you don t mention it +i should hope not gump you re putting words in my mouth +i pray always to be worthy of it stoutly spoke lad these dwarves be sore grouches pay no heed to their spiteful grumbling +we re not in a tournament gump ah but a sword twice tempered in the blood of living dragons tis not the sword that counts but the man what swings it rest easy jack +tis not the sword that counts but the man what swings it rest easy jack god protect you honeythorn gump +god protect you honeythorn gump your strong right arm s all the protection i ll need this night +this rate we ll all be in our graves fore we reach the baron s fortress we ll surely be in our graves if we don t +we ll surely be in our graves if we don t going grows slower we ve not made half a mile in two hours +god s blessing there s the way mates +what make ye of that jack it bodes evil +archers bring down that spider i ll deal with this other creature stay on your guard jack the bug is enchanted surely +is she dead no thank the lord but she be sore envenomed by the spider s bite +no thank the lord but she be sore envenomed by the spider s bite we re blind now oona was our eyes and ears how do we find the castle couer de noir without her +we re blind now oona was our eyes and ears how do we find the castle couer de noir without her we ll find it +we ll find it easily said the raven passed this way hours ago +easily said the raven passed this way hours ago heading true north we continue in that direction +heading true north we continue in that direction never knowing when it takes a turn or changes course +never knowing when it takes a turn or changes course we ll trust in faith gump +we ll trust in faith gump aye lad we ve little else to go by +why not admit it honeythorn gump we ve lost our way entirely long as we don t lose heart jack +long as we don t lose heart jack we ll never find the baron s castle +wait jack nay this time we strike first +hold jack don t strike nay i show no pity to imps and fiends +nay i show no pity to imps and fiends i know the rogue jack tis jimmy squarefoot +aye we be on a quest to set the world aright but seem to have gotten lost on the way +can we trust him no but what choice have we +never felt so cold in all me born days the chill is worse this night +don t like the feel of it jack it s your own fear troubles you we re here aren t we for all the dark magic protecting it +give in to despair and all is lost it feels wrong jack like a trap +it feels wrong jack like a trap there s more than one way to spring a trap +there s more than one way to spring a trap aye so long as you re not too greedy for the bait +that be so better you pinch yourself now jack on the morrow i ll be awake enough to see if dreams come true +on the morrow i ll be awake enough to see if dreams come true pray they don t turn out to be nightmares +tells you something bout him what lives there we ll need more siege machinery and longer scaling ladders +we ll need more siege machinery and longer scaling ladders why not mine the damned walls +why not mine the damned walls we do both our frontal attack a diversion whilst we drive a tunnel under +a fine mess this is horrid nipping creatures what do we now jack defend ourselves we ve bested far worse already +defend ourselves we ve bested far worse already easily spoken +there aren t enough arrows never mind just do it retrieve the arrows somehow +water doesn t burn and frog don t fly and bite like tomcats it be magic jack powerful ogre s magic +and frog don t fly and bite like tomcats it be magic jack powerful ogre s magic there isn t much time +there isn t much time been telling you that all along lad +been telling you that all along lad what magic have we on our side +what magic have we on our side faerie magic s no match for a sorcerer s power we have ogg s gifts the key and the +will you chance a miss there must be some way to get it up there +one more turn that s it +have the engineers corrected for alignment and trajectory aye before the wee pesties attacked +aye before the wee pesties attacked then it s godspeed screwball +then it s godspeed screwball fire away +he ll be atop the portculis ere long best get down close to the moat lad +best get down close to the moat lad aye we re good as inside +aye we re good as inside it s what we ll find there worries me +it doesn t matter nonsense course it matters +nonsense course it matters the princess lili i ve killed her +she s sore hurt jack tis true but not dead yet the wound is mortal +the wound is mortal nay you ve not reckoned with the powers of faerie medicine +nay you ve not reckoned with the powers of faerie medicine can you save her +in the dark lad why should he do that because sunlight will kill him quickly now give me the key +because sunlight will kill him quickly now give me the key sunlight you say +sunlight you say aye hurry now gump the key +mean you to seek him out below i m not afraid of the dark +aye hurry now gump the key mean you to seek him out below +i m not afraid of the dark i admire your valor jack by all means seek him out but first we needs visit the kitchen +did you bring me here to sup nay lad we re here to collect a weapon you ll need fighting the baron +nay lad we re here to collect a weapon you ll need fighting the baron what weapon +what weapon sunlight +sunlight plan on carrying some away in a kettle +will you explain what s going on patience lad +hey stop it i can t see ah but you will and so will the baron when we bring a little light to his dark hideaway +plan on carrying some away in a kettle easier than that jack screwball fetch me down a couple of them plates +can t we move any faster tis a delicate operation lad requires a bit of engineering next +seems to be some sort of vaulted chamber up ahead don t get too far +don t get too far hurry up +he s getting away he was at my mercy never show mercy +never show mercy i could have struck off his head just now +ever wondered why jenny greenteeth said you needed the fastest steed on earth sapphire +ride like wild fire jack he ll not escape me +he ll not escape me you re on your own like a true champion +a good day for singing i ve not heard a note out of you +i ve not heard a note out of you not in the mood i m afraid +not in the mood i m afraid listen to him not in the mood +listen to him not in the mood on a day like none other the blessed earth has ever seen a day so fair as forty springtimes +on a day like none other the blessed earth has ever seen a day so fair as forty springtimes i m not denying it s a joyous day +i m not denying it s a joyous day where s your joy if you cannot sing +where s your joy if you cannot sing were the princess lili to join me i would sing till my lungs burst +were the princess lili to join me i would sing till my lungs burst she lives isn t that worth singing about +by the pond she was teasing me go on go on +go on go on she tossed her ring in the pond and bid me fetch it said she d marry me if i did +she tossed her ring in the pond and bid me fetch it said she d marry me if i did and did you +and did you nay it was lost when i came up for air the pond was frozen over +nay it was lost when i came up for air the pond was frozen over that s it then the ring +you must find the ring it completes the cycle answers the riddle i ll try +i ll try you re good at riddles find the ring and the spell is broken +keep me belly full jack kill us another worm hush up screwball do your own worm sticking if you like the taste so well +hush up screwball do your own worm sticking if you like the taste so well nay jack s the dragon slayer ain t you jack +well done lad stout heart wolf slayer worm sticker give a cheer for the champion +barely living from the looks of it no no no this is different +you see you see these chaps ll need a woodpecker to pick their teeth +we seek to undo the curse gonna make ogre stew +well done lad three cheers for our champion +look at that shot three at once i can t miss very thrifty even got your arrow back +sweet slippers of oisin they ve fired the moat +someone like floki or squarefoot or you ll do it because i am you liege and i command you to do it +aye my lord rise screwball and into the basket with you +start acting like you re worthy of this mission here whatever you do don t dare drop it nay sire i ll cling to it as to life itself +nay sire i ll cling to it as to life itself good lad here jack give me a hand with the windlass there s a good fellow +how re these they ll do nicely +greetings my lady the green wood is honored oh jack you are a wild man to use me so +these for me if you like +but you did you did i may have said perhaps +sport indeed the baron is a frightful man they say he s an ogre he wears a mask so none may see his face +the baron is a frightful man they say he s an ogre he wears a mask so none may see his face blackheart aptly named +blackheart aptly named oh fie what about the unicorn +oh fie what about the unicorn unicorn +unicorn a promise is a sacred oath +a promise is a sacred oath all right i ll show you something sacred +let s rest a minute i m so thirsty stop complaining +stop complaining a gentleman would offer water +a gentleman would offer water only were he a fool to boot see yon viper +only were he a fool to boot see yon viper i detest serpents +i detest serpents that viper has envenomed the water no animal will drink here now +that viper has envenomed the water no animal will drink here now what shall we do +what shall we do be patient +oh dear what s the matter +i ll go search for it don t leave me now i fear the unicorn won t show himself without you +don t leave me now i fear the unicorn won t show himself without you i m not its master +i m not its master the napkin will keep i d rather not be alone +the napkin will keep i d rather not be alone your command is my wish princess lili +i am a princess you have no right to order me about in these woods you are a commoner now be quiet true royalty approaches +such grace and their smell it s ambrosia they rival the angels of paradise +they rival the angels of paradise oh jack mightn t i touch one it would thrill me so +oh jack mightn t i touch one it would thrill me so are you honest +tis a fair question if you be a virtuous maid the unicorn will lay his head in your lap he ll not flee if i show myself +he ll not flee if i show myself not if you be chaste tis an awesome test of virginity +not if you be chaste tis an awesome test of virginity i ve no fear of failure your implications are most unbecoming +i ve no fear of failure your implications are most unbecoming i m not your judge nor have i any desire to witness the trial +where are you going to fetch your napkin +what happened i don t know they ve hurt the unicorn +my father and the baron damned hunters it was a trap and you were the bait +they tricked you my own father +my own father how bad was the unicorn s wound +how bad was the unicorn s wound it happened so fast he was hurt and ran away +it happened so fast he was hurt and ran away he did run +he did run oh yes and the mare with him +oh yes and the mare with him good they ll never catch him there s not a mount in the kingdom can outrun a unicorn +there are many would pay a king s ransom for a few drops of unicorn blood i don t want it on me +i don t want it on me its powers are strong +its powers are strong i don t want to be reminded of what happened +i don t want to be reminded of what happened do you think memory can be washed away like a few spots of blood +not even the birds sing sweet as you jack green jack you mustn t flatter me so +jack green jack you mustn t flatter me so tis the truth +tis the truth a maid must beware of flattery methinks you want to kiss me +a maid must beware of flattery methinks you want to kiss me there s no happier thought under heaven +there s no happier thought under heaven if i were your bride would the kissing ever stop do you wish to marry me jack +if i were your bride would the kissing ever stop do you wish to marry me jack my lady mocks me +my lady mocks me nay jack i m but wary of your intentions +nay jack i m but wary of your intentions my heart intends no more than that you love me as i do you +my heart intends no more than that you love me as i do you oh la +i m afraid it may storm let it haven t you a cozy bower we might hide in +let it haven t you a cozy bower we might hide in tis not fit for a princess +tis not fit for a princess be it fit for your wife green jack +be it fit for your wife green jack i have no wife +i have no wife then perchance you ll me +then perchance you ll me if wishes were horses even beggars would ride +if wishes were horses even beggars would ride do you wish it jack wish you this our wedding band +do you wish it jack wish you this our wedding band what if i answer yes will my wish come true +lili no jack forgive me +what have i done only what s right +i thought you were dead i i was bewitched it s better this way +i was bewitched it s better this way they told me you were dead +no i won t let it happen you ve freed me jack +you ve freed me jack it s the baron s damnable work too cowardly to stand and fight he used you to save himself +it s the baron s damnable work too cowardly to stand and fight he used you to save himself no it s not you he s afraid of it s light +sunlight it destroys him sunlight +sunlight that s why he goes masked during the day +that s why he goes masked during the day so he s hiding in the dark +so he s hiding in the dark in the dark where i join him +in the dark where i join him no don t let go you mustn t i love you +no don t let go you mustn t i love you and i love you +oh green jack what a dream i ve had proper nightmare whilst you were sleeping i fetched your ring +sweet jack i m so sorry you found me asleep don t know what came over me i can t have been under much more than a minute +i can t have been under much more than a minute seemed like weeks and weeks such a terrible dream i could never tell you +seemed like weeks and weeks such a terrible dream i could never tell you is what you said about the ring but another dream +is what you said about the ring but another dream oh no dearest jack i meant every word +oh no dearest jack i meant every word you re teasing still +you wear your weeds as well as golden armor jack like a true prince a champion lili i love you +lili i love you and i love you my husband +what s the matter ouch something s biting me +ouch something s biting me biting you +biting you pinching me +pinching me pinching where +pinching where everywhere ow +everywhere ow i can t see a thing +oona do you suppose it s a faerie ow whatever it is it hurts +honored to make your acquaintance grand champion is it and what great cause leads you to me +grand champion is it and what great cause leads you to me we seek the ogre baron couer de noir he slew a unicorn and plunged the world into eternal winter +we seek the ogre baron couer de noir he slew a unicorn and plunged the world into eternal winter thought the weather terrible of late +step lively now his feet shall never cross my lips +sigurd s sword another hero s hand me down thurgis note the armor tis greek work +well spoke boy you have discerning taste for one so young just who might you be they call me green jack ma am +they call me green jack ma am come closer then jack that i might give you proper thanks +come closer then jack that i might give you proper thanks your fair smile be thanks enough better i stand afar to admire your beauty complete +think me fair do you jack the moon herself would hide behind a cloud rather than dare comparison with you +the moon herself would hide behind a cloud rather than dare comparison with you the moon is too round of face methinks +the moon is too round of face methinks the sight of you makes flowers seem like dross all the heavenly angels must envy your grace +the sight of you makes flowers seem like dross all the heavenly angels must envy your grace i like well your conceit jack tis rare to find an honest lad in this troubled world +a unicorn s been slain the last stallion in all the country why then there thou hast we be lucky worse has not befallen us +here be the death weapon the unicorn s blood dry upon it couer de noir a demon if the devil ever made one +couer de noir a demon if the devil ever made one he chopped off the horn and left the rest to rot +where do i find the baron s castle follow the raven in her flight follow old black wing to the edge of night +follow the raven in her flight follow old black wing to the edge of night not very precise directions +not very precise directions come sit beside me sweet boy and i ll draw you a map +come sit beside me sweet boy and i ll draw you a map nay tempting as your invitation be tell me one thing more +nay tempting as your invitation be tell me one thing more ask away sweet man +ask away sweet man what became of the princess +what became of the princess princess i know of no princess +is she fair this princess exceeding fair +exceeding fair as fair as me +as fair as me twould be to compare one star with another in the summer sky +twould be to compare one star with another in the summer sky she s dead +dead dead dead i don t believe you +i don t believe you far as you re concerned she s dead believe it or not +this is sad news be it true don t be sad jack not with me here to give you cheer +don t be sad jack not with me here to give you cheer tis not the time to speak of cheer +tis not the time to speak of cheer you ll visit again +you ll visit again as a hummingbird returns to the fairest blossom +as a hummingbird returns to the fairest blossom what a fine meal you d make be the rest of you sweet as your tongue +courage jack i pray god grants it me +were i a mortal girl jack methinks i d be in love with you then i d kiss you without turning my garments inside out and sewing bells all over +then i d kiss you without turning my garments inside out and sewing bells all over no need for bells jack i ll nay enchant ye +such a sad world be there no unicorns to brighten it no fear of that now +i m partial to oaks as are all faerie folk mayn t i come visit sometime i d be honored +i d be honored only that +only that and charmed of course +and charmed of course fie don t speak of charms i should charm you for being so dull witted +fie don t speak of charms i should charm you for being so dull witted i had no thought of offending you oona +i had no thought of offending you oona do i not please you jack +do i not please you jack in every way +in every way and am i not fair +and am i not fair wondrously so +wondrously so then why do you speak sweeter words to jenny greenteeth +then why do 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can t get right that s him over there can t get right that s the kid s name can i talk to him +can t get right that s the kid s name can i talk to him you can try but you won t get too far why you interested +you can try but you won t get too far why you interested crawford s are always looking for new talent +crawford s are always looking for new talent maybe you didn t notice but this is a prison +maybe you didn t notice but this is a prison there are ways around that right sergeant +yo blocker what s going on here kid s getting out i got him a pardon +look i am truly sorry about this i d like to help you but you can t +but you can t at least the kid s getting out isn t this what you wanted +oh no ray not tonight spanky s not happy with you is spanky here +is spanky here no but +no but then what s the problem +then what s the problem do yourself a favor and find another place where they let you in the front door +my name s yvette sylvia sent me you look just like she said she s 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more than a colorful brochure to hurt my feelings you been on the farm for quite a spell haven t you +you been on the farm for quite a spell haven t you over forty years now me and ray gibson out there +forty years that s a long time for any crime even murder it s a hell of a lot longer when you re innocent +it s a hell of a lot longer when you re innocent half the men in this prison swear they re innocent don t you think that s kinda funny +half the men in this prison swear they re innocent don t you think that s kinda funny you have to forgive me if i don t laugh +you know i trust you claude yes sir +yes sir i ll be right back +goodnight mr wilkins mr pike goodnight claude +cool it ray you re gonna get us in a lot of trouble he s right gibson put down the gun and we ll work this out +claude mind helping me to the bathroom sure boss +sure boss i m not your boss not anymore +i got it boss he don t sound like he s from round here +i don t see no wedding ring banks conjugal visits are for married prisoners only you think you could make an exception just this once boss she came all the way down from new york +comfortable as a pair of fur lined bedroom slippers boss +claude here s to your new job down at the bank i always knew you d make something of yourself know what i m going to buy with my first pay check +season tickets to the yankees right there on the first base line what s wrong baby i was hoping you were gonna say an engagement ring claude +come on honey let s get out of here but i m having a good time +did you go see my cousin maynard like i asked you in my letter of course i did he said he d file an appeal right away you didn t tell me he was so good looking +can t you remember your own name i know it begins with a c +i ve never seen you in here before that s because i ve never been here before +that s because i ve never been here before i m sylvia what s your name +i know it begins with a c well mr c how about buying a girl a drink two bourbons +well mr c 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+you re soft what d you say +i said you re soft hey man don t ever call me that +hey man don t ever call me that i call it like i see it and what i see is definitely soft +alright you want some pie yeah i want some pie +yeah i want some pie okay then i m gonna walk over to that counter and get us some fucking pie +nice meeting you you ve been here before haven t you what gave you that idea +hey ray i ve been looking for you here i am +here i am guess we better get going huh +guess we better get going huh still got that ten dollars +still got that ten dollars well not exactly see i met this girl real nice girl god fearing girl her name s sylvia +well not exactly see i met this girl real nice girl god fearing girl her name s sylvia that jelly you were talking to right here +so you made a generous contribution what can i say when the spirit moves me +what can i say when the spirit moves me that was mighty charitable of you claude looks like we both got fucked tonight +that was mighty charitable of you claude looks like we both got fucked tonight what are you talking about +what are you talking about while you were upstairs doing god s work i was getting jack legged by a fool with four threes +you lost all our money in a card game he even got my daddy s watch +while you were upstairs doing god s work i was getting jack legged by a fool with four threes you lost all our money in a card game +he even got my daddy s watch fuck that cheap ass watch i mean how the hell are we gonna get home without any money +fuck that cheap ass watch i mean how the hell are we gonna get home without any money we ve still got 36 cases of rum that s better than money +i think he s hurt pretty bad he s dead +he s dead oh man i ve never seen a dead body before +what do you think you re doing the man s been dead for two seconds don t you have any respect it ain t here +it ain t here what ain t there +what ain t there my daddy s watch this is the dude i was telling you about +yeah nobody puts em away like old what s his name winston his name s winston +winston his name s winston come on ray better get winston back to the truck +would you look at that ray winston up and died on us hell with him then if he can t share the driving he can t ride in the truck +life how long is life we were just walking back to the truck we didn t do nothing fuck life life what s life mean there s no way i can do life i got a job starts monday morning +i wouldn t do that if i was you shut up it s too damn hot what do you know anyway +why do you think they call him jangle leg somebody just told me he wins the three legged race every year +this fork is filthy the fork is the least of your worries claude +what a second you ve been in here since you were thirteen what about you radio +what does that mean forget it +maynard banks esquire attorney at law gimme that that doesn t concern you +gimme that that doesn t concern you i m sure it don t +sure is hot today think it ll rain later what do you want claude +what do you want claude what do i want what makes you think i want something +what do i want what makes you think i want something my daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet +my daddy always said when a man starts talking about the weather keep you hand on your wallet your daddy must have been a helluva guy a deep man a wise man sure wish i could have met him +your daddy must have been a helluva guy a deep man a wise man sure wish i could have met him cut the bullshit what do you want claude +cut the bullshit what do you want claude you still got that map +look my cousin maynard is a lawyer he filed an appeal on my behalf on your behalf what happened to we +what d you say i said you re soft +i said you re soft don t call me that you know i hate it when you call me that +you did it man you got us out next stop new york city new york s a long way s off let s just keep moving okay +absolutely the map is very clear let me take a 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about what train we re in the bronx my man hundred and sixty first street +hundred and sixty first street that s yankee stadium hell yes yankee stadium bombers are playing a double header against the red sox +hell yes yankee stadium bombers are playing a double header against the red sox red sox who s on the mound +red sox who s on the mound i don t know who do you want +i don t know who do you want allie reynolds he s my boy +you get ketchup ketchup who eats ketchup on a hot dog mustard s what you want +ketchup who eats ketchup on a hot dog mustard s what you want i can t eat it with mustard +give me back that hot dog i ll eat it myself what am i gonna eat +what am i gonna eat you can starve to death for all i care now shut up the game s about to start +you can starve to death for all i care now shut up the game s about to start hey man is babe ruth in the lineup today +hey man is babe ruth in the lineup today of course he s in the lineup there he goes right there hey babe +can t be worse than any of these other fools all right grab the bat let s see what you can do +it s amazing what ray here can do with a couple of pounds of potato skins and some molasses so blocker what do you think of our boy +what about us don t forget to mention us we re like his handlers he can t function without us +god may have given it but claude banks spotted it and nurtured it damn straight i expect those pittsburgh crawdads to remember that +damn straight i expect those pittsburgh crawdads to remember that crawfords +crawfords whatever +it s a pardon from the governor let me see that +let it go claude i m not gonna let it go the man needs to explain himself makin promises +you show them crawfords how to play ball make em throw strikes +maybe you re fooling yourself ray maybe you re just a chip off the old block take that back or we ain t friends no more claude banks +better watch yourself claude before you say something you regret the only thing i regret is the day i met you +the only 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t fool me claude i know you got something brewing +you can t fool me claude i know you got something brewing goodnight ray +what the hell are you doing don t touch that car +damn it was getting hot in there what the hell are you doing in that trunk +what the hell are you doing in that trunk you didn t think i was gonna let you escape alone did you +you didn t think i was gonna let you escape alone did you i ain t escaping we re picking up the new super just like i told you +you ain t getting out of that trunk come on man i m starting to cramp up here we have the chance right here right now i say we go +come on man i m starting to cramp up here we have the chance right here right now i say we go go where ray +go where ray back to new york for starters +forget about that you run if you want to but you re not taking this car claude man i m serious give me those keys +claude man i m serious give me those keys i ain t spending a month in the hole so you can take a joy ride +i ain t spending 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are +what do you expect it s almost as old as we are they oughta tear that shit down and ship them yankees cross the river to jersey +are you trying to tell me after all this time you finally have a plan for busting out of here shh is that so hard to believe +shh is that so hard to believe don t tell me i don t want to hear it it s probably all fucked up anyway +you don t want to hear it you don t want to hear it there s no shame in that it s too late for plans +don t tell me i don t want to hear it it s probably all fucked up anyway you don t want to hear it you don t want to hear it there s no shame in that +it s too late for plans never thought i d hear ray gibson say that hell with you then you d only slow me down anyway +i can t eat this why the hell not +why the hell not i saw that hot dog guy in the bathroom urinating he didn t wash his hands +just put some mustard on it and eat it you didn t get ketchup +you didn t get ketchup gimme that damn thing +hell of a day for a ballgame huh claude hell of a day ray yankees are on fire +yeah you and what army next thing you re gonna be complaining about the seats +if you don t eat that ice cream right now i m gonna strangle you until you are completely dead yeah you and what army +next thing you re gonna be complaining about the seats well if you must know they could be closer +well if you must know they could be closer damn i shoulda let spanky johnson drown you in the river when i had the chance +i know you re not talking to me i m sorry he s on medication +how you doin i m all right +i m all right you ever done time before +you ever done time before you kidding i ve been in and out of prison my entire life mostly in i m hard core +soft and supple like a lady s i try to moisturize regularly +what is that creamed chip beef on toast except we re outta beef so i had to improvise +creamed chip beef on toast except we re outta beef so i had to improvise can t i get one of those steaks you got grilling back there +can t i 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long ride life huh they step outta line again we ll shorten up that sentence real fast +all in boss move it out +move it out movin it out boss +alright listen up i want every man lined up out here in the yard on the double let s move it you heard what the man said move it +maybe i oughta eat your corn bread my corn bread oh no my friend i love corn bread +you mean louis armstrong he s a good friend of mine drops by the club whenever he s in town +that s right fellas catch any cab heading uptown all the drivers know ray s boom boom room hey ray +where am i at man c mon goldmouth somebody s gotta watch the front door +hey the dude s holdin come on old timer hook the brothers up +that musta messed em up pretty bad what happened to em after that willie +man you really bummed me out that s a terrible story nigger you crying hell no i just got something in my eye +what do you think about that i think that old man lost his marbles about a hundred years ago come on let s get this over with +why do i get the feeling when you say some time you mean some time i was already here a good many years when they came in in 1932 +i was already here a good many years when they came in in 1932 1932 that s like that s like +ray s special recipe he always had exacting standards where the hooch was concerned what were they bootleggers +old man wilkins never came out of that bathroom died right there on the crapper just like elvis +just like elvis of course nobody believed ray and claude +it s alright for a man to cry once in awhile just don t make a habit of it hey willie what was claude s plan anyway +don t say that rayford don t ever say that he gave up hope that s where you gotta be different they gave me life mama +is everyone here hey where s claude i don t see claude +hey where s claude i don t see claude stay calm ray we ll find him claude has anyone seen claude +stay calm ray we ll find him claude has anyone seen claude he must still be in there +wait for the firemen it ll be too late +it ll be too late you can t go in there ray you ll never make it +you can t go in there ray you ll never make it i m going in for him he d do the same for me +lemonade i prefer bourbon +i prefer bourbon i m sorry i don t keep any liquor in the house +i m sorry i don t keep any liquor in the house well fortunately i carry my own +you don t have to twist my arm say now that gumbo has quite a kick thank you claude that ll be all for tonight +if you don t mind my saying you seem mighty familiar with your house boy i believe in treating the convicts with respect if that s what you mean +i believe in treating the convicts with respect if that s what you mean respect well isn t that progressive +respect well isn t that progressive if somebody deserves respect mr pike they receive it from me convict or no convict +what s going on here i m afraid i m gonna have to teach this uppity nigger a lesson in manners +he s crazy don t listen to him wilkins do you realize what your saying gibson +are you offering me a bribe i m just trying to pay the toll on the road to justice +yeah it s getting late i could sure use a bath that s a real nice watch you got there sir fancy old thing even plays a little tune +that s a real nice watch you got there sir fancy old thing even plays a little tune yeah it s special they don t make em like this anymore +yeah it s special they don t make em like this anymore sure don t mind if i ask where you got it +sure don t mind if i ask where you got it why my wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back +must have been some time ago maybe forty years something like that yes +something like that yes she give you that scar too +i oughta shoot you for that comment boy like you shot winston hancock +i m gonna work this man s brains out the back of his head shoot him wilkins +that watch was the only thing my daddy ever gave me it meant the world to me goddamn it wilkins would you please just shoot the nigger +goddamn it wilkins would you please just shoot the nigger he shoots me i swear i ll take you with me i just want to hear you say it +appreciate it anybody else need anything read +couple years back cookie made it clear to greenville greenville that the nearest town +hey ray what s the name of that nightclub of yours you mean the boom boom room +you mean the boom boom room that s it the boom boom room sure would like to see that place when you get it up and running +that s it the boom boom room sure would like to see that place when you get it up and running you should have come by last night radio you woulda had yourself some fun +what s your name me willie long +me willie long what are you in for willie +what are you in for willie that s a long story +goldmouth they say he was born out back behind the shithouse that s what they say you all been here a long time doesn t anybody ever escape from this place +you all been here a long time doesn t anybody ever escape from this place they run but they never get too far +what s the boom boom room that s my joint the swinginest nightclub in town +last night what are you talking about ray i m talking about old satchmo nearly blew the roof off the joint +how you doing we re looking for slim you found him +man that music is hot what goes on down there slim that s natchez under the hill +that s natchez under the hill blacks welcome there +what s that some of your bathtub brew puerto rican rum see for yourself +if you fuck me on this one i ll spare no expense understood +understood alright ray you ve got a deal pick your man and get going +i ll take the little choirboy if you don t mind if i was you i d want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot +if i was you i d want somebody who can handle himself in a tight spot i just want somebody who won t put a bullet in my back once the truck is full +you shouldn t have come here please get out of my mind +adrian you gotta come back to hell dad s sick he s sick +he should have thought of that before he denied me my birthright well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him +well maybe you should go back and talk it over with him how about this i stay here enjoying my schnapps and you go back +of course i can drink or she dies unlike you she won t come back from where she s going let her go +let her go i hear a train coming drink +welcome to the party it s so nice to see all of you here hey that s dad s throne how did adrian get that is dad okay +is this a joke no it s the inner light and with it we can defeat anything you ve got +now will you get in the flask absolutely not +i knew it he s finally retiring i ve been waiting on this day for ten thousand years +and he s dead serious it s just such a slap in the face +um excuse me we re having a private conversation here yeah get out of here beat it +that s what i thought could you concentrate for five seconds +could you concentrate for five seconds i am concentrating where can we rule +i am concentrating where can we rule what do you think about earth +we could create our own hell there you saying we go up there and kill everyone +you saying we go up there and kill everyone eventually cassius but first we corrupt as many as we can so that when we do destroy them +eventually cassius but first we corrupt as many as we can so that when we do destroy them their damned souls will be ours +their damned souls will be ours it s our time brother +i lowered the drinking age to ten brilliant this is so much fun i never want it to end +brilliant this is so much fun i never want it to end why should it end who s gonna stop us +hello cassius all right let me out +all right let me out you know new hell really only needs one new satan +you know new hell really only needs one new satan you mother +thank you nicky cause now i m gonna bust adrian s head wide open i was going to let you out eventually cassius i swear +but what about the cash can we keep it or what sure why not +it is awfully hot down here how do you manage to stay so cool weed lowers the body temperature i read that in uh er science magazine +and give you a good buzz or maybe it will trap me inside for all eternity +or maybe it will trap me inside for all eternity uh no it won t +oh nicky i ve missed you come on out and say hello urr uggg errr +urr uggg errr i m calling you out brother +keep it up and i just might make you my queen for a night or two you want a queen got one right here +oh my god i can t believe you re here welcome can i just tell you i am so excited right now so excited +i remember that night you had like four daiquiris try four and a half at first i totally didn t like him +i ll call her later you know we saw you save your girlfriend s life +all these good people have totally been led astray show him central park +she goes to parson s right i would totally love to go there but i hear it s really hard to get in +the home of eternal damnation house of hades h e double toothpicks maybe try the opposite of that +okay can i just ask you something what do you know about your mom my brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat which would explain my chronic halitosis +my brothers told me my mother was a mountain goat which would explain my chronic halitosis a mountain goat that s really sweet +a mountain goat that s really sweet my mom wasn t a goat +my mom wasn t a goat try an angel +try an angel an angel +an angel unh huh which would make you half angel +wow what what did she look like well she was about six three only spoke portuguese and had really long grey hair +how come you re not older angels don t get any older son +where did you meet my father it was a long time ago at some heaven and hell mixer +how did you see me we can see what s going on anywhere on earth look +valerie s crying she s so nice +i gotta help her i gotta help dad i gotta help everybody yeah you do +but how can i win adrian is stronger and smarter than me stronger yes smarter definitely but you have something he doesn t have 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things together we re leaving leaving +i think i ll stick around i ll leave with the porters on their next trip you mean you don t want to go +you mean you don t want to go well i m— +well i m—i see you re afraid of going to jail eh +i see you re afraid of going to jail eh well no you see i got this plumbing business— +well no you see i got this plumbing business—all right if you insist on being an idiot i m not going to waste time coaxing you how about you +all right if you insist on being an idiot i m not going to waste time coaxing you how about you oh no you don t want to go yet honey she ll stick around too is that right +and mine s conway how do you do +where is your mad pilot he must have had a heart attack or perhaps the fumes when the plane landed he was dead +you will need suitable clothes for the journey it is not particularly far but quite difficult thank you +and the wine excellent i m glad you like it it s made right here in the valley +who and what is shangri la you goodness no +goodness no so there are others +so there are others oh yes +oh yes who for instance +who for instance in time you will meet them all +for a man who talks a great deal it s amazing how unenlightening you can be there are some things my dear conway i deeply regret i may not discuss +there are some things my dear conway i deeply regret i may not discuss you know that s the fourth time you ve said that today you should have a record made of it +you know that s the fourth time you ve said that today you should have a record made of it shall we go inside i should so like to show you some of our rare treasures +by the way what religion do you follow here we follow many +how about law and order you have no soldiers or police oh good heavens no +oh good heavens no how do you deal with incorrigibles criminals +suppose somebody wanted her so badly that he didn t give a hang if it was good manners or not well in that event it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her +well in that event it would be good manners on the part of the other man to let him have her that s very convenient i think i d like that +they were well it must have taken– +well it must have taken–centuries +centuries centuries where did you get the money to pay for all those treasures +—buy and sell buy and sell no no pardon me exchange +108 and still active you re startled +you re startled oh no just a little bowled over that s all +that s all very fine if it works out a little amazing of course why mr conway you surprise me +why mr conway you surprise me i surprise you now that s news +mr chang if you don t mind i think i ll go on being amazed in moderation of course then everything is quite all right isn t it +one moment you say the high lama is the only one who can give us any information the only one +the only one and he can arrange for the porters to take us back +and he can arrange for the porters to take us back the high lama arranges everything mr conway +the high lama arranges everything mr conway well then he s the man i want to see will you come along +yes i m afraid it does shall we have another +shall we have another no thanks not tonight if you don t mind +charming isn t she yes charming +yes charming your brother seems quite fascinated by her +your brother seems quite fascinated by her why not she s an attractive young woman +amazing she still doesn t look over 20 when is she likely to grow old in appearance not for years shangri la will keep her youthful indefinitely +not for years shangri la will keep her youthful indefinitely suppose she should leave it +suppose she should leave it leave shangri la that s not likely you couldn t drive her out +leave shangri la that s not likely you couldn t drive her out no i mean about her appearance if she should leave the valley what would happen +no i mean about her appearance if she should leave the valley what would happen oh she d quickly revert in her appearance to her actual age +oh she d 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time now well we ve been expecting this particular shipment for the past two years +you may not know it mr chang but right here you have utopia 15 you ve very kind mr lovett +splendid isn t it isn t it you know i was a professor for twenty years and a very good one +isn t it isn t it you know i was a professor for twenty years and a very good one i m sure you were when would you like to start +i m sure you were when would you like to start oh immediately +oh immediately then it s done +then it s done oh thank you thank you +oh thank you thank you thank you +we were just going to bury him when you came along pardon me— +are you so certain you are away from it as far away as i ever want to be +as far away as i ever want to be oh dear +the high lama is the only one from whom any information can come don t believe him bob he s just trying to get out +it s all your fault it was all arranged until he spoke to you why can t you leave us alone do you mean to tell me you want to leave shangri 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left right bob +bob these are all that are left come on quick this way +hello freshie did you make that report out yet yes bob +yes bob did you say we saved ninety white people +do try to sleep bob huh oh sure freshie good thing sleep +oh stop it the bloke up there looks a chinese or a mongolian or something +george what are you going to do i m going to drag him out and force him to tell us what his game is +what are these people i don t know i can t get the dialect +what is it has he fainted it looks like it smell those fumes +what is it see that spot +what s it mean it means we re in unexplored country country nobody ever reached +hello george cigarette thanks i suppose all this comes under the heading of adventure +thanks i suppose all this comes under the heading of adventure we ve had plenty of it the last few days +oh i m feeling far too peaceful to be concerned about anything i think i m going to like it here you talk as though you intend on staying +what are you talking about i don t know +what do you mean if we should get out did i say if +did i say if that s what you said +that s what you said well i mean— +well i mean—what s on your mind bob you talk as though we re going to have trouble getting out of here +well i heard that if you want a man s wife she s yours if he s got any manners nothing about the porters yet +nothing about the porters yet porters +porters good heavens bob we ve been here two weeks and we haven t found out a thing +good heavens bob we ve been here two weeks and we haven t found out a thing well we haven t been murdered in our beds yet george have we +george what do you think you re doing let me go bob +george come back chang chang chang +let me up let me up all right sorry george +what about the porters porters +porters didn t you find out anything about the porters +didn t you find out anything about the porters why i m sorry but i— +for heaven s sake bob what s the matter with you you went out there for the purpose of—george george do you mind i m sorry but i can t talk about it tonight +george you re behaving like a child you haven t opened your mouth in two weeks i don t see that there s anything to say +you can t leave george why not what s going to stop me +why not what s going to stop me you mustn t you ve got to stay here now +well i i really don t know what to say except that you must be completely mad so you think i m mad +is that all my story meant to you what else could it mean to me it s obviously a lot of bunk +what else could it mean to me it s obviously a lot of bunk then you d better go george this is no place for you +i m tired of owing you things you re free to go go ahead it s that girl that girl has twisted and turned— +it s that girl that girl has twisted and turned—enough never mind the girl well why don t you go +oh george besides i i don t feel like making that trip alone bob +besides i i don t feel like making that trip alone bob george you couldn t possibly stay here could you +george you 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believe in that system do you really +i m not gonna kill anybody hold that thought +hold that thought why should i trust you +what safe place is that the safest place of all +if you have one and then walk out +and then walk out actually i think you ll have to run out but yes that s what you have to do +actually i think you ll have to run out but yes that s what you have to do you re insane or you think i am +i ll get eyescanned a dozen times before i get within ten miles of precrime they ll pick me up sometimes in order to see the light you have to risk the dark +how do i even know which one has it it s always in the more gifted of the three +it s always in the more gifted of the three which one is that +which one is that the female +he s dead lara oh god what did you do +oh god what did you do nothing i didn t kill him +nothing i didn t kill him then how did he +this is all my fault no it isn t lamar there was nothing anyone could do +i haven t worn this damn thing in years i just wanted to make sure it fits before tonight you look great +it s insanity around here i thought you were retiring +anne lively john was talking about her right before they took him i don t know who that is +john said something about him being set up because he found out about her we know why john was tagged +we know why john was tagged he also said crow was a fake +but i also know why he married you you re as stubborn as he is lamar +the guy from usa today is here tell him not now +tell him not now he just wanted a few minutes before +he just wanted a few minutes before not now +sir the press conference is starting i ll be right there +congratulations sir my god +how did you get this i padded your expense account for the last six months +you have an emergency call on your private line thank you this is burgess +why are you protecting him you knew he was doping yet you did nothing about it the man lost a child for christ s sake +the man lost a child for christ s sake six years ago what did you two talk about yesterday afternoon +six years ago what did you two talk about yesterday afternoon none of your damn business +shall we call the attorney general i m sure he d be happy to clarify the issue for you i don t want john anderton hurt +i don t wanna say over the phone but i think we may be chasing the wrong man where are you +good god what was that wait just a second +it s the same prevision not quite +now the second image watch the water the wind s changed the ripples are going the other way i don t understand +i don t understand this murder is happening at two different times +danny tell me what you re thinking i m thinking someone got away with murder +precog deja vu we teach the tech s to identify them and disregard +i wanna kill my boss uh huh okay you got some images i can work with +uh huh okay you got some images i can work with right here +right here good what i can do is set you up down in the +no i wanna kill my boss get the hell outta here you sick bastard +this is evanna the team pilot nice to meet you gum +can t they shut that off that s the red ball alarm +don t worry i ll bring him in unharmed actually gordon you re not gonna do that i m taking control of the team +sir the team s gonna be light without those men yes i know +there s thousands of units like this one they re everywhere +no offense sir but why wouldn t he just run because he thinks he s innocent +it doesn t matter he wins we can stop him +we can stop him she s in the room with him when he kills crow she s already a part of his future +he s trying to prove his innocence he can t download her without a lot of technical help +he can t download her without a lot of technical help no he can t +there a maid in this hotel i don t know why +they could have been put away anderton could have found them what kind of cop were you before this +what kind of cop were you before this i was a treasury agent for eight years why +i was a treasury agent for eight years why treasury then this would be your first actual murder scene +how many none this was arranged +that s why you asked to partner with me on this little sortie isn t it i think you re swell company knott +why don t i feel like celebrating cause all of a sudden you got no one you can fucking brown nose anymore +john anderton was my friend you friend s a murderer and he ruined our perfect record six years not one damn murder +the man across the street i ve seen him before how can you even tell you know how blind you are without your glasses +what about your meeting i ll reschedule i ve been working too much anyway +we could have lunch together i d love to but i ve got an open house today at the ressler place +i d love to but i ve got an open house today at the ressler place ah that must be why you look so nice +raincheck sure raincheck +howard i forgot my glasses +my name is danny witwer i m i know who you are +i like it thanks you take anything in your coffee +thanks you take anything in your coffee cream and sugar +cream and sugar i don t have any cream sorry +i don t have any cream sorry just sugar then you and john ever come here +just sugar then you and john ever come here we used to every summer +we used to every summer he s not here now is he +i don t have any sugar either thank you he hasn t tried to contact you +you ever heard him mention the name leo crow no but then i don t talk to john that much anymore +no but then i don t talk to john that much anymore so you haven t seen his apartment +so you haven t seen his apartment that was our apartment +that was our apartment have you been there recently +since right after we lost our son you mean after he lost your son +you mean after he lost your son it was nobody s fault +it was nobody s fault but john was with him at the pool +you said in your divorce papers that he tried to kill himself it wasn t a suicide attempt i regret ever saying that +it wasn t a suicide attempt i regret ever saying that what was it then +what was it then the fbi found something that belonged to my son a sandal anyway john was upset he he +the fbi found something that belonged to my son a sandal anyway john was upset he he he took out his gun and sat down to watch his home movies this is all in your statement lara +he took out his gun and sat down to watch his home movies this is all in your statement lara he shot a hole in the damn ceiling so what you lose your son let s see how well you handle it +he shot a hole in the damn ceiling so what you lose your son let s see how well you handle it not very well i m sure i d probably start doping myself or maybe i d +you know i need to use you to what trap him +to what trap him to prevent a murder sooner or later he s going to contact you +to prevent a murder sooner or later he s going to contact you i haven t seen him in two years +i haven t seen him in two years but i ve seen the three hundred hours of your image he s got stored away +nice to meet you wally shhh they re sleeping +shhh they re sleeping tell me how all this works +they ve never been separated before what does he want with a precog +what does he want with a precog what do you think so he can kill whoever he wants to without anyone knowing about it +what do you think so he can kill whoever he wants to without anyone knowing about it but there s still the other two +look bobby i don t know what happened and i don t want to know what happened but something s up what are you talking about +what are you talking about maxie wants me to replace you on the job tomorrow he wants you to come by the office today +maxie wants me to replace you on the job tomorrow he wants you to come by the office today they were grabbing her fucking ass +do me a favor arthur keep him on til i see what s happening good luck +hi uh excuse me i m here to see mr reuben you re bobby right +he ll be a minute hon you want some coffee no thank you +no thank you you sure i just made it +you sure i just made it no thank you i m good thanks +martel s and coke one ice cube in a snifter this time snifter are for warm drinks +snifter are for warm drinks yeah snifters are for cognac +yeah snifters are for cognac when served warm +when served warm what s the matter you ain t got no snifters in this motherfucker +what s the matter you ain t got no snifters in this motherfucker we have snifters +we have sniftersthen put my martel s in a snifter +now mr slade you re in room 315 just give me the key i m gonna stay here +just give me the key i m gonna stay here yes sir +yes sir is it a good room +is it a good room i can take you down there +i can take you down there just tell me wait here do you have change of a hundred +just tell me wait here do you have change of a hundred not on me sir +not on me sir here take it bring me back eighty +here take it bring me back eighty are you sure +are you sure yeah take it +yeah take it thank you very much sir +what sir is it the good room +is it the good room all the suites are about the same +all the suites are about the same come on just tell me it ll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms +come on just tell me it ll save all the trouble of you showing me all the rooms honestly the suites are all about the same +honestly the suites are all about the same what if i gave you forty +what if i gave you forty it s as good a suite as we have unless you want two bedrooms +it s as good a suite as we have unless you want two bedrooms no that s cool bring me back eighty +no that s cool bring me back eighty thank you sir +thank you sir where s the place to go tonight +where s the place to go tonight as far as +as far as nightlife where s the hot ass +yeah women if i was a fag i could get laid in a subway i don t know forum s pretty hot tonight it might be hard to get in though +i don t know forum s pretty hot tonight it might be hard to get in though don t worry about me getting in just tell me where it is +don t worry about me getting in just tell me where it is it s on west broadway +it s on west broadway see you later +so wait you re from where manhattan +manhattan you girls aren t from brooklyn or anything +i don t get it what do you do we re in fashion +we re in fashion so you re models +i don t know about you guys but i m starting to feel a really sexual vibe here what happened i thought we were playing truth or dare +okay we got a lot happening here here comes the good part okay somebody s getting comfortable +holy shit i m having fun sean can you handle that yeah he doesn t judge me +is he cute he s okay +he s okay should i fuck him +should i fuck him i don t know do whatever you want +i don t know do whatever you want he s great right is he great +he s great right is he great he s alright +oh no what is it this time we used to take baths together +we used to take baths together come on let s go +what the fuck was that about you wanna get us busted if max found out you were turning tricks +you wanna get us busted if max found out you were turning tricks i got news for you bobby he don t give a shit +i got news for you bobby he don t give a shit bullshit +nobody s fuckin talking to you and how could you fucking leave horrace hanging +and how could you fucking leave horrace hanging i got news for you horrace got his ass out of there before you did +i got news for you horrace got his ass out of there before you did bullshit +bullshit what you don t think horrace would leave your white ass in there to hang +ricky s not wearing one ricky can you put on a seat belt +a elephant seal where s mommy she s uh sleeping +she s uh sleeping it s daytime +it s daytime mommy works hard so you can have all your pretty clothes don t you like your pretty clothes +what s wrong baby he s not doing it +it s a poison arrow tree frog will you paint the damn thing why do you gotta be such a baby +you re not my daddy you gonna bust my horns or you want spaghetti +you gonna bust my horns or you want spaghettii want spaghettis +uncle bobby hi baby what are you doing awake where s mommy +hi baby what are you doing awake where s mommy i don t know +i don t know mommy s not home +what time is it there can you take me to color me mine +can you take me to color me mine yeah are you sure mommy s not home it s very late +so what kind of gig is this easy night bachelor party can we give wendy a ride +easy night bachelor party can we give wendy a ride no what kind of bachelor party +no what kind of bachelor party the easy kind they re young and rich and well mannered +oh my god what happened a draw what makes you think they re well mannered +i don t like you working with wendy why are you working with wendy they requested her it was her gig max put me on as a favor +they requested her it was her gig max put me on as a favor some favor i hope they know you re not like wendy +some favor i hope they know you re not like wendy oh please +oh please if they asked for her they re probably expecting blowjobs all around +if they asked for her they re probably expecting blowjobs all around will you cut it out get ready we re already late +will you cut it out get ready we re already late who s watching the baby +who s watching the baby she s downstairs with ruth get ready +she s downstairs with ruth get ready i m ready +i m ready bullshit these are classy customers you can t show up all fucked up with a fila running suit on +bullshit these are classy customers you can t show up all fucked up with a fila running suit on they re not too classy to have tits rubbed in their face +you talk to max today i m not gonna mention ricky to him +i m not gonna mention ricky to him don t expect you to mention it to him i m just saying if +don t expect you to mention it to him i m just saying if the only way he ll go with ricky is if you re in too +the only way he ll go with ricky is if you re in too well that s not gonna happen +well that s not gonna happen fine you want to help ricky talk to maxie yourself +fine you want to help ricky talk to maxie yourself i feel weird asking him +i feel weird asking him you shouldn t he likes you +you shouldn t he likes you i just wish he never brought it up ricky won t shut up about it +i just wish he never brought it up ricky won t shut up about it forget ricky you should be glad max got you driving for me +forget ricky you should be glad max got you driving for me no coke tonight right +no coke tonight right leave me alone i haven t touched anything in months +go finish getting ready i ll take care of dinner yeah you sure +maxie s fucking with me he put you with the spook to get under my skin ho s a good guy +ho s a good guy ho s a fucking pimp he encourages wendy to turn tricks and she s his fucking wife +ho s a fucking pimp he encourages wendy to turn tricks and she s his fucking wife shhh he ll hear you +shhh he ll hear you good it ll save me the trouble of repeating myself he s not fucking driving you +i want you to quit look at the bills i can t i m not gonna put my daughter through what i went through +look at the bills i can t i m not gonna put my daughter through what i went through i ll support you +i ll support you with what +with what max offered to stake me +she needs a family a dad i ll give her what you never had don t get my hopes up if i quit what then i can t go through this again +i never promised you anything how could you let her see this +how could you let her see this goodbye bobby +goodbye bobby just so you know i bought you out with maxie i suggest you leave while you can +just so you know i bought you out with maxie i suggest you leave while you can don t you get it i don t want to leave this is who i am +take her what d you say +what d you say i want you to take her with you +there s no touching but what about them +but what about them i don t give a shit i work for her no touching +i said no touching look man i m the bachelor alright i gave her a hundred bucks in tips alone +look man i m the bachelor alright i gave her a hundred bucks in tips alone get your hands off of her +get your hands off of her dude listen man i m cool how much for the treatment +dude listen man i m cool how much for the treatment your dance is over +i i i don t i don t get it +it s already been a hell of a night where you been i had a fight up at sportsman s +i had a fight up at sportsman s well you look it you win +yeah well you let me know when you wanna start makin the real money yeah sure +what s up jess ready you driving her +c mon girl eat up get away from her +get away from her excuse +what s up you all ready to meet ruiz yeah where is he +he making the drop nah man he s just making contact that s our man the welsh guy +nah man he s just making contact that s our man the welsh guy what s his name +what s his name ruiz don t like using names on cell phones he refers to him as the red dragon +ruiz don t like using names on cell phones he refers to him as the red dragon so when s the drop +so when s the drop to be honest man i don t know shit either all i know is it ain t drugs and it ain t now +when s it going down was gonna be tomorrow morning now who knows +why isn t ruiz coming this welsh dude is tripping on ruiz cause he s a shot caller +this welsh dude is tripping on ruiz cause he s a shot caller what s that +what s that a shot caller a boss a capo he s running shit +where is this happening we meet at the globe on park avenue at six forty five i ll see you then +he must have that shit troughed what do you mean troughed +what do you mean troughed troughed off protected like you know like he got a moat around it +troughed off protected like you know like he got a moat around it ruiz tied in out there +ruiz tied in out there nah man no one is they got some puerto ricans and a new crop of fuckin irish immigrants +where we going quick drop in and out +quick drop in and out where s ricky +where s ricky ricky s taken care of +he was uptown when i paged him i gave him the address he s meeting us there that it +that it that s it +this is it where s ricky +where s ricky i guess inside or he never made it either way i don t give a shit let s get this over with +you like the ponies sure yeah +sure yeah you bet the ponies +you bet the ponies me no not really +me no not really smart hard as hell to handicap you know what i like hai alai fast game you know why i like it +it s fixed that s the only way to win a sure thing see that horse the blaze this one +pshhh a million easy +a million easy she was fast huh +i like you kid why do you gotta make it so hard for me to take care of you mr reuben i swear to god they were out of line +mr reuben i swear to god they were out of line last time maybe with the puerto ricans but these were nice jewish boys +last time maybe with the puerto ricans but these were nice jewish boys they were out of line +i ll work it off not driving jess you won t +so that s it i m out i didn t say that +i didn t say that then what are you saying +then what are you saying bobby you re a bull terrier and i got you herding sheep +bobby you re a bull terrier and i got you herding sheep i don t understand +i don t want to drive another girl max the only reason i m who the fuck do you think you re talking to this ain t a fucking democracy you want out +now you wanna shut up and listen and hear what i got to say yeah sorry +yeah sorry i got a way we make everybody happy +what about ricky he d jump at the opportunity ricky ricky i lost the truck ricky +ricky ricky i lost the truck ricky you told him you liked him +you told him you liked him that was before he lost my carpet cleaning van +that was before he lost my carpet cleaning van he ll work it off +he ll work it off i don t know the kid and what little i do scares me +i don t know the kid and what little i do scares me he s good people mr reuben i swear +he s good people mr reuben i swear you vouch for him +yeah sure how bout this if you re in he s in +it s not that i don t appreciate the offer do me a favor think about it is that too much too ask +do me a favor think about it is that too much too ask no okay i ll think about it +what is it you want +you want not you i want ricky to answer +i already told you i parked it for five minutes and i locked it with the club you want us to be wherever you want us to be asap no questions asked +you want us to be wherever you want us to be asap no questions asked yes goodbye +there won t be a next thing take a few days +that s him now you all know the drill right what drill +what s the plan tom the welsh dude +hi i uh think that s us hi i m jimmy +what s that you re going to the soho grand hotel right +you re going to the soho grand hotel right i m not sure all i know is the account is cardiff giant +i m not sure all i know is the account is cardiff giant yeah you re staying at the soho grand you got anything checked +so jimmy you know where this address is yeah i ll find it it s in harlem +yeah i ll find it it s in harlem harlem what is it a restaurant +harlem what is it a restaurant you don t know where you re going +you don t know where you re going no just the cross streets +no just the cross streets well this is the corner +i can wait around if you want no that s cool man +trustafarians you know white kids with trust funds acting like they re poor keeping it real know what i mean +this ruiz guy what s his deal don t know much i hear he runs a tight ship +aren t we waiting for ricky ricky s taken care of +ricky s taken care of taken care of +taken care of yeah he s getting there on his own +yeah mmmm that sounds good uhu excuse me we need to make a call +excuse me we need to make a call i m on the phone +i m on the phone it s important +it s important so s this hey baby oh nothing what were you saying +so s this hey baby oh nothing what were you saying listen man we really gotta +listen man we really gotta i be off in a minute say again +we re with ruiz ruiz isn t here +ruiz isn t here we re supposed to meet him here is ruiz on the list +we re supposed to meet him here is ruiz on the list ruiz is always on the list he just ain t here though +ruiz is always on the list he just ain t here though can you check +can you check he s not here +sorry man but thanks a lot don t worry about it +thanks a lot don t worry about it any time bro +did max mention anything about any jobs what about boxing +what about boxing what about it +what about it what are you saying +what are you saying you said if you didn t have a winning record after eleven fights you d talk to max +so it was a draw yeah i m 5 5 and 1 +yeah i m 5 5 and 1 so it s not a winning record +so it s not a winning record it s not losing record +it s not losing record that s not what you said you said if you didn t have a winning record +that s not what you said you said if you didn t have a winning record don t be shitty +don t be shitty how am i being shitty +how am i being shitty don t be shitty +don t be shitty i wouldn t keep bugging you but you said he said he would have a job for us +i wouldn t keep bugging you but you said he said he would have a job for us i m not gonna bring it up to him +i m not gonna bring it up to him of course i don t want you to bring it up to him but if it comes up +of course i don t want you to bring it up to him but if it comes up i ll page you +i ll page you yeah page me you know the number +yeah page me you know the number yeah i know the number +yeah i know the number cause if you don t know the number i can page you with the number so you ll have the number +cause if you don t know the number i can page you with the number so you ll have the number i know the number +i know the number i ll page you with the number i ll see you later what time you done +i ll page you with the number i ll see you later what time you done i got no idea +i got no idea ask if he said anything to her +so i m like maybe i m not on the list cause i m not a fuckin persian i thought you hate that club +i thought you hate that club i do it s a fuckin persian palace +i do it s a fuckin persian palace then why do you try to get in +then why do you try to get in fuck them +come on man not with the owners here hey baby nothing what are you doing yeah i ll probably cut out early +we need guns we don t need guns +we don t need guns i think we might +i think we might he didn t say we need guns +he didn t say we need guns he implied it +no you ve been waiting for this kind of opportunity damn right i have you think i like living on fucking yucca we do a good job on this we re in +damn right i have you think i like living on fucking yucca we do a good job on this we re in what happened to boxing i thought we made a vow +what happened to boxing i thought we made a vow shit who we kidding i know i suck and i held you up for ten rounds +shit who we kidding i know i suck and i held you up for ten rounds bullshit +bullshit please i got three inches on you you wouldn t have landed a punch if i didn t let you +please i got three inches on you you wouldn t have landed a punch if i didn t let you you wanna go right now +you wanna go right now i ll beat your ass +sorry coach sorry coach +we look good this year we ll kill fairfax this year +we ll kill fairfax this year i still can t believe you missed the fucking team bus +i still can t believe you missed the fucking team bus fuck him +fuck him your first start at db it s against fairfax and you miss the fucking bus +your first start at db it s against fairfax and you miss the fucking bus what are we delivering +what are we delivering we re not delivering shit ruiz is delivering something and whatever it is is his business +we re not delivering shit ruiz is delivering something and whatever it is is his business who is this fucking ruiz +who is this fucking ruiz maxie says he runs a tight ship i wouldn t fuck with him +maxie says he runs a tight ship i wouldn t fuck with him some mexican how much could he weigh a buck fifty tops i d kick his fucking ass +some mexican how much could he weigh a buck fifty tops i d kick his fucking ass i gotta pick up the baby +i gotta pick up the baby why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid +why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid i like it +i like it it s not even yours +it s not even yours i like it +nice work shhh yeah yeah no no i ll be there you gotta get me to the magic castle at four +shhh yeah yeah no no i ll be there you gotta get me to the magic castle at four how d you unlock my phone +how d you unlock my phone i tried your atm pin i gotta kill an hour let s grab a beer +i tried your atm pin i gotta kill an hour let s grab a beer seat belt +no man it wrinkles my shit let s grab a fuckin beer c mon man not in front of the baby put on your seat belt before i get another ticket +c mon man not in front of the baby put on your seat belt before i get another ticket jesus christ fine alright +jesus christ fine alright see now everyone s got one on what do you got there +why can t we just grab a goddamn beer i promised chloe we d come here +i m not taking her to a bar why not i grew up in bars it s fun for a kid +what did she say something she wants you to paint the ashtray +she wants you to paint the ashtray i m not painting the fu i m not painting the ashtray and frogs aren t purple +max won t let me drive jess to dance anymore who s driving her +who s driving her i don t know +i don t know this paint sucks the white shows through +right here s fine is that the woman from +is that the woman from she really liked the kitchen +it s ours to keep +holy shit can you believe this pretty nice +pretty nice see man maxie fuckin takes care of you when you re in beats cleaning carpets +see man maxie fuckin takes care of you when you re in beats cleaning carpets what s the movie +what s the movie i ll get the girl +i ll get the girl nah don t bother +you hear that you can drink as much as you want up here we re not supposed to get drunk we re on call +i don t want to show up hammered we re supposed to be representing max oh i ll represent alright +shit no new pages i don t even know where the fuck we re supposed to go maybe we should call for a cab +maybe we should call for a cab no look there +cardiff giant that s us you sure +you sure yeah he said that s our account with the car service +who you calling shhh hello room service +shhh hello room service c mon man +how much is it how much okay make it fifteen minutes and you can add on a ten dollar tip bye +how much okay make it fifteen minutes and you can add on a ten dollar tip bye how much was it +how much was it forty six +forty six jesus man plus ten +jesus man plus ten yeah i guess +yeah i guess great on my fucking room +great on my fucking room relax you got one fifty you heard the guy +relax you got one fifty you heard the guy ricky who knows how long we re gonna have to be here we gotta make it last +ricky who knows how long we re gonna have to be here we gotta make it last fine i ll put it on my room okay +fine i ll put it on my room okay don t worry about it just be smart +don t worry about it just be smart but let me tell you man i don t like your attitude already +but let me tell you man i don t like your attitude already oh really why s that +who s gonna smell me a mile away don t play dumb you know what i m talking about +what are you doing what are you doing +what are you doing i know you re not calling jimmy +i know you re not calling jimmy as a matter of fact i was you got a problem with that +as a matter of fact i was you got a problem with that we re here representing max you re acting like a puerto rican on the fifteenth of the month +it s on west broadway we can walk well i don t want to walk +what exactly did they say they said a hundred thirty fifth and twelfth +they said a hundred thirty fifth and twelfth they didn t say an address +they didn t say an address i told you what they said +i told you what they said nothing else +nothing else nothing +nothing how d they know who you were +how d they know who you were they asked who it was +they asked who it was so they said more than the address +so they said more than the address no they asked who i was then told me what corner +no they asked who i was then told me what corner this is bullshit man +this is bullshit man what the fuck do you +what the fuck do you have to complain about don t even start +you sold it i thought they stole it sold it stole it whatever +sold it stole it whatever motherfucker +motherfucker oh give me a break don t tell me you feel bad for the guy +oh give me a break don t tell me you feel bad for the guy you gotta be kidding me i vouched for you +you gotta be kidding me i vouched for you relax i ll do right by him you know that +relax i ll do right by him you know that you just don t fucking get it do you +you just don t fucking get it do you you know he fucks all his girls don t you +you know he fucks all his girls don t you what the fuck is that supposed +what the 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ain t bad you got some more that s the last stuff you ll ever get from me +that s the last stuff you ll ever get from me what did you give it to me for then +what did you give it to me for then cause you needed it cause you couldn t hear me without it +putting all that poison in your hair man you been locked up too long everybody conks all the cats +man you been locked up too long everybody conks all the cats why why does everybody conk +why why does everybody conk cause i don t want to walk around with my head all nappy looking like +leggo i got to wash it out let it burn maybe you ll hear me then +what you sniffing around for i told you i gave you your last fix i ain t never seen a cat like you ain t you scared talking like that in front of an ofay +i ain t never seen a cat like you ain t you scared talking like that in front of an ofay what s he gonna do to me he ain t already done +what s he gonna do to me he ain t already done you the only cat don t come on with that whatcha know daddy jive and you don t cuss none +you the only cat don t come on with that whatcha know daddy jive and you don t cuss none i respect myself a man cuss because he hasn t got the words to say what s on his mind +i respect myself a man cuss because he hasn t got the words to say what s on his mind tell you this you ain t no fool +tell you this you ain t no fool don t con me don t try +don t con me don t try okay okay +okay okay don t con me +don t con me what do you do with your time +that s what mama used to say your mama had sense because the pig is a filthy beast part rat part cat and the rest is dog +what for did you ever study anything wasn t part of some con +did you ever study anything wasn t part of some con what the hell for man +what the hell for man go on fool the marble shooters are waiting for you +go on fool the marble shooters are waiting for you okay okay show me man +that s bullshit that s a white man s book ain t all these white man s books they sure ain t no black man s books in here +they sure ain t no black man s books in here then what you telling me to study in them for +man i m studying in the man s book i don t dig half the words look em up and and out what they mean +look em up and and out what they mean where am i gonna start +where am i gonna start start at the beginning page one the first one here +aardvark noun an earth pig an ant eating african mammal man that sounds like the dozens read it and keep on reading +ole pete ain t much in the head but he can lay in there with the wood lemme tell you about history black history you listening +sure white man throw us a bone and that s supposed to make us forget 400 years a black man playing big league ball is something +i m not malcolm little and i m not satan who are you +allah has sent us a prophet a black man named elijah muhammad for if god is black malcolm then the devil is white +then the devil is white i knew you d hear me the white man is the devil all white men are devils +i knew you d hear me the white man is the devil all white men are devils i sure met some +the body is a holy repository i will not touch the white man s poison his drugs his liquor his carrion his women +i want to bembry but i can t the hardest and the greatest +the hardest and the greatest i can t +i want to bembry but i can t the hardest and the greatest +the hardest and the greatest i don t know what to say to allah +i don t know what to say to allah have you ever bent your knees malcolm +yeah when i was picking a lock to rob somebody s house tell him that +tell him that i don t know how +i don t know how you can grovel and crawl for sin but not to save your soul pick the lock malcolm pick it +you can grovel and crawl for sin but not to save your soul pick the lock malcolm pick it i want to god knows i want to +brother bembry can we fix it so our loudspeaker is heard on the street i m sure we can this is a new sister sister betty +i m telling you god s words not to hustle you want a new car you want a new house is that it it s the money right +we need more young warriors like yourself stick around and we shall see if your heart is true mr x i won t make you out a liar +i ll have it tomorrow brother benjamin do not rush it has to be exact +you are now benjamin 2x all praises are due to allah thank you brother minister +all praises are due to allah thank you brother minister come sit with us +is the program ready no brother minister +no brother minister why not you ve had ample time you and the sister +folks are sitting out there today not next week expecting to hear our program next week brother minister +next week brother minister has the reverend called is he going to show +sure i ll speak to your class but i m a hard man on women you want to know why if you want to tell me +what points that you haven t time for either marriage or eating +could we sit down someplace i m sorry i ve had you on your feet for hours +i m sorry i ve had you on your feet for hours you ve been on your feet for days and didn t even finish your salad +sat down with a pretty girl and had an ice cream soda how do you like it +how do you like it delicious +let s talk about you for a change there s nothing to talk about +there s nothing to talk about oh yes there is i know a lot about you brother bembry briefed me +oh yes there is i know a lot about you brother bembry briefed me oh purely scientific interest i m sure +i can handle it they want you to quit the muslims or they won t pay your tuition isn t that it +they want you to quit the muslims or they won t pay your tuition isn t that it you have enough worries of your own +you have enough worries of your own no good sisters are rare we need every one tell me something how tall are you +no good sisters are rare we need every one tell me something how tall are you why do you ask +why do you ask just an idle question +just an idle question if it s just idle i won t answer it +but brother bembry says i m tall enough for a tall man how old are you betty +how old are you betty there s a few things you don t know about women brother malcolm they re possessive and vain +there s a few things you don t know about women brother malcolm they re possessive and vain are you +are you and dogged when i set my mind to something +and dogged when i set my mind to something what have you set your mind to +what have you set your mind to being a good muslim a good nurse and a good wife +did you hear what i said yes i did did you hear my answer +yes i did did you hear my answer i think so can you catch a plane +i think so can you catch a plane yes did you eat +yes did you eat i love you +it won t be easy just hold me +just hold me it will be rough +it will be rough hush your mouth +hush your mouth i ll be away a lot +i ll be away a lot you re with me even when you re away +what do you think the simplest thing in the world i want to have a lot of babies with you dear heart i love you +why are you looking at me like that because you re in trouble +because you re in trouble how do you know +i don t want to bring my troubles home you know that i m not made of glass +i m not made of glass i just want to sit here and be still +talk about what the talk is everywhere +both women in their 20 s charged they had had intimacies with elijah muhammad since 1957 i was going to talk to bembry about it tonight +i was going to talk to bembry about it tonight to bembry is bembry your friend +to bembry is bembry your friend woman have you lost your mind what s the matter with you +i m not interested in personal publicity our people know what i m doing do you know what bembry is doing you re so blind everyone can see this but you +do you know what bembry is doing you re so blind everyone can see this but you bembry saved my life the honorable elijah muhammad saved my life +the nation will provide for you and the children if anything happens to me will they are you sure are you sure or are you blind +what do you want me to do our people need me we need you too +we need you too what do you want me to do +get some sleep you have to sleep for three +dear heart i love you we had the best organization that black people ever had and niggers ruined it +stop calling us leave us alone leave us alone i ll kill you i ll kill you betty it s me it s me +malcolm they keep calling threatening us i m going crazy when is this going to stop don t answer the phone it s all right it s all right nothing is gonna happen to anybody +don t answer the phone it s all right it s all right nothing is gonna happen to anybody dear heart where are you +dear heart where are you at the hilton the girls asleep +at the hilton the girls asleep i just put them to bed can we come to the meeting tomorrow +i just put them to bed can we come to the meeting tomorrow i don t think that s such a good idea +i want to also but until we are instructed by the messenger to do so we will just wait and pray i m tired of praying +i m tired of praying that s enough brother earl +brother earl malcolm where are you we ve been calling all over the city +i m gonna try and get some work done tonight let some of us come down there +let some of us come down there no that won t be necessary i ll be all right +no that won t be necessary i ll be all right i wish you d listen to us what about the meeting tomorrow we need to frisk people +reverend chickenwing called last night and said he wouldn t be able to attend so now we have no opening speaker why wasn t i informed last night +so now we have no opening speaker why wasn t i informed last night i called sister betty she didn t tell you +i assumed what did i tell you about assuming +let s cancel is my family here yet +is my family here yet down front as always +do you know what a friend you have in jesus son preacher take your tin jesus and the virgin mary both and shove em +why don t you just ask your question you ve been talking about the disciples what color were they +you ve been talking about the disciples what color were they i don t think we know for certain +they were hebrew weren t they that s right +that s right as jesus was jesus was also a hebrew +as jesus was jesus was also a hebrew just what is your question +just what is your question what color were the original hebrews +what color were the original hebrews i told you we don t know for certain +i told you we don t know for certain then we don t know that god was white +just what are you saying i m not saying anything preacher i m proving to you that god is black +please go ahead mr malcolm x why do you teach black supremacy why do you teach hate +stop me if i m wrong i polarize the community i erroneously appraise the racial picture you put it very well +if i surprise you let me explain menial work teaches us humility let me do it then +did you see the papers today yes sir i did +can i ask you something sure man +sure man are you elijah s pimp +his greatest greatness say what you re saying +say what you re saying if you don t know man then i feel sorriest for you +i thought you said we were going to the movies last night i say a lot of things +i say a lot of things and like a fool i believe it +and like a fool i believe it do your job get me a bourbon on the rocks and a pack of lucky s +you know that gal mind your own goddamn business she comes in a lot +mind your own goddamn business she comes in a lot bout every other night red +bout every other night red with him +she know if she got eyes she do +is she hooking not yet but the way things going that boy gonna turn her out any day +two years in the women s reformatory at framingham but our crime wasn t burglary it was balling white girls they gave us the book +but our crime wasn t burglary it was balling white girls they gave us the book burglary count one 8 to 10 years count two 8 to 10 years count three 8 to 10 years +fourteen counts of 8 to 10 years the sentences to run concurrently +lo i ve got to freshen up now you come back +i better not come in i ain t stupid +i ain t stupid i mean it s late baby +i mean it s late baby i know where you re going +i know where you re going i m going to bed i gotta work tomorrow need my rest +baby i ll call you tomorrow what for i ain t white and i don t put out +malcolm you can be anything you want you got class and you re smart all them books you read and you still don t know nuthin +all them books you read and you still don t know nuthin i do know i love you +let s go why is it because of your white gal folks say you re running around town with her +why is it because of your white gal folks say you re running around town with her save it baby save it for mr right cause your grandma s smarter than ya think +there is a serious question as to whether these are my children mine and they ain t no question none +these are my children mine and they ain t no question none i think sometimes mrs little candor is the only kindness +i think sometimes mrs little candor is the only kindness all of your children are delinquent mrs little and one at least malcolm is a thief +all of your children are delinquent mrs little and one at least malcolm is a thief get out +get out your control over your children therefore +your control over your children therefore did you hear me +did you hear me you ll regret this mrs little +you ll regret this mrs little if you don t move out through that door you re going to be past all regretting +make it 1000 we got a lot of fishing to do brother malcolm i want you to meet brother earl he just joined the nation +thank you brother sister how are you please make way please +another one how long has this been going on +what does sidney say i m with you brother minister +i m with you brother minister no you ll be marked for death +no you ll be marked for death let me die then +let me die then i won t let myself come between you and your father go home +i won t let myself come between you and your father go home you re my father +you re my father and don t come back +sheeet you ain t i had aplenty that isn t a whore +that s alright baby take your time sophia s not going anywhere i told you to walk don t run shhhh i don t like women that talk +sweetie they re almost ready you hear me girl +you the man you better believe it +you evil this morning what s your story baby +you will baby if the time come lemme feed you sweetie while they hot +baby i was gonna give it to you well bitch you move too slow +you had the number baby i got to let this old man win keep the faith and tell billie i ll see her later +well all right then well all reet then +hey man gimme some skin shorty this is laura +that s a fine chick fine as may wine +fine as may wine except she live on the hill and got a grandma +except she live on the hill and got a grandma make it too easy and it ain t no fun +don t you know you can t hump the bogart eat lead coppers +bang bang you re dead naw you missed me copper try this on for size +i forgot to tell you i m wearing a bulletproof vest the hell you are +the hell you are i m tired of always playing the cops i wanna be bogart sometimes +i m tired of always playing the cops i wanna be bogart sometimes you re too small to be bogart +you re too small to be bogart i m not too short to be cagney +yeah and get a slave too huh baby i ain t doing bad +jesus red she s just a kid jesus ain t got nothin to do with this +that ain t bad tell him about baldy +don t never try to cross someone who ain t afraid to die you the man +palmed it right in the goddam chamber jesus christ homey you are nuts +i got to hand it to you homey that s the best preacher hype i ever did hear it isn t a hype shorty and i meant what i said join us +it isn t a hype shorty and i meant what i said join us come on baby i don t pay that shit no mind +come on baby i don t pay that shit no mind the honorable elijah muhammad says you should pay it all your mind if you got a mind +the honorable elijah muhammad says you should pay it all your mind if you got a mind baby i love you take it easy greasy how about a snort +baby i love you take it easy greasy how about a snort i ve been clean for twelve years shorty +i m half wop half nigger and ain t afraid of no one what can you do +then i put him to bed and pour talcum powder on him like a baby he gets his jollies off so what about him +so what about him so the man got silver china rugs +so the man got silver china rugs might be all right +you want to be the head man that s right +that s right head nigger in charge +head nigger in charge i m the man +i m the man okay baby let s flip for it flip this +your turn rudy you want me to flip for you jesus christ no okay okay you got it you got it you re the boss +i m minister malcolm x two witnesses saw him brought in he was not brought out you heard the sergeant outside +who the hell are they brothers of brother johnson +brothers of brother johnson eddie let s see that blotter +only a pig could do a thing like that watch your tongue boy +watch your tongue boy don t you call me boy you pig letting a man bleed like that +he told you that yes sir +yes sir are you sure +this is your room malcolm i know you ll keep it clean this is malcolm our new guest we ll treat him like a brother +this is malcolm our new guest we ll treat him like a brother i was special the only colored kid in class i became a sort of mascot like a pink poodle +i was special the only colored kid in class i became a sort of mascot like a pink poodle i didn t know then that i was a nigger +i didn t know then that i was a nigger he s bright +he s bright they talked about me like +they talked about me likegood grades fine athlete president of his class +good grades fine athlete president of his class i wasn t there like i was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse like i was invisible +what am i doing here believe it or not you re safe here the judicial police will kill you if they can this page +you have a rather checkered past mr creasy your interpol file is six pages long am i a suspect +am i a suspect no it would be convenient but no +hombre en fuego man on fire that s what the papers have named you it s what you and rosanna named me right +the last few days may represent the best police work of my life what do you want +my family lives in miami because of the death threats it s not worth it be with them instead +my deal is with rosanna i knew you guys were up to something are you two fucking no but i have to admit i thought about it +no but i have to admit i thought about it liar just tell me who the bank card belongs to name and address +liar just tell me who the bank card belongs to name and address you have no interest in making things easy do you +you have no interest in making things easy do you i m not easy +creasy i d have liked to have known you under different circumstances off the top of my head i don t know what they could ve been +where are you coming from south america +south america where are you staying in mexico +where are you staying in mexico i m on to juarez +senor it s a permit to carry a gun in columbia the gun you re about to find in that suitcase +a lot of people are looking for you i guess that makes you the smart one +i guess that makes you the smart one we re interested in the same thing i m writing a story +it s santa muerte death worship the religion of la hermanidad there s a curse on you it s a little late +maybe i can help your situation and you mine so where do we begin +so what do i get in return let s see how the relationship develops i ll call you in the am thanks +i need something do you have banking connections i have connections +where do i find you i ll call you tomorrow +what do you know about the cop tazinari the one who made the ransom drop with samuel ramos he s an old fashioned patrone with the worst reputation he s high on my hit list +he s an old fashioned patrone with the worst reputation he s high on my hit list where does he live +how do i contact you we still don t have the atm info you don t i ll call you oh i have a tape recording that i am sure will interest you +i traced the pin i have an address for you but i need to see you i show you give me the information +we page him and he calls back on this cell phone what is his name +what is his name daniel +daniel daniel what +daniel rosas sanchez so you re married to him and this looks remarkably like his brother +what is his name aurillio rosas sanchez +how does it work everything on the cellphone we wait for calls we have no number to call +who pays you we have an atm bank card we draw out 300 dollars every two weeks +what s the pin number the what +the what the number you use at the bank machine +the number you use at the bank machine four seven four seven +four seven four seven who killed her you +don t lie to me the boss did or his brother +the boss did or his brother who s the boss +what money the ransom money at the drop he said tazinari one of the policemen had taken it he was crazy +the ransom money at the drop he said tazinari one of the policemen had taken it he was crazy who s tazinari +who s tazinari head of the anti kidnapping division +she s late mr creasy yeah i ve got to get used to the routes i it won t happen again +yeah i ve got to get used to the routes i it won t happen again no offense but i m sorry that your profession needs to exist +no offense but i m sorry that your profession needs to exist so am i sister +so am i sister do you ever see the hand of god in what you do +do you ever see the hand of god in what you do not for a long time sister +not for a long time sister the bible says be not overcome of evil but overcome evil with good +the bible says be not overcome of evil but overcome evil with good romans chapter 12 verse 21 +drive do you know who i am +do you know who i am you are jorge ramirez +do you know who i am who are you +who are you i am the president of la hermanidad +the ramos kidnapping how did it work i don t know we were just given instructions to take her +i don t know we were just given instructions to take her ordered by who +who ordered it the cops call him the dreamer +the cops call him the dreamer where do i find him +where do i find him i don t know no one knows +i don t know i swear i believe you +i believe you i m professional i just do my job +i m professional i just do my job me too tell me about the guardians +me too tell me about the guardians he called me on the cell phone to set a time and location for the switch +he called me on the cell phone to set a time and location for the switch who s he +who s he the one who transferred pinta to their car +who s he i don t know but i know his face +i see him sometimes at the handball court in chapultepec on a saturday afternoon how do i recognize him +how do i recognize him he has a tattoo covering two thirds of his back he is part of the brotherhood +he has a tattoo covering two thirds of his back he is part of the brotherhood in the next hour where do i find your partner +in the next hour where do i find your partner one one three arco iris third floor +hello daniel i ve got your family and i want to negotiate mr creasy what do you want +mr creasy what do you want i want you +how much do you want it s non negotiable +it s non negotiable two million u s three million u s +two million u s three million u s i told you non negotiable +i want you this is not possible but in that house i have money if i tell you where +this is not possible but in that house i have money if i tell you where your brother wants to talk to you +yeah yes listen i will give you a life for a life +listen i will give you a life for a life what do you mean +what do you mean her life for your life +the girl s pinta s you re a liar pinta s dead +you re a liar pinta s dead i m a businessman a dead girl is worth nothing she is alive +do you know who i am i am the commandante of the judicial anti kidnapping division and one of the founding members of la hermanidad +and one of the founding members of la hermanidad correct +please don t it s all up to you commandante tell me about you and the dreamer +i don t know him i saw the opportunity and got lucky lucky how +and i had my men ready you stole the drop +yes many times o k so tell me more +o k so tell me more there was no ten million dollars +there was no ten million dollars the ransom was ten +the ransom was ten two and a half that s how much there was +two and a half that s how much there was don t lie to me +don t lie to me two and a half the rest was paper strips of paper +maybe your men stole from you no whoever took the rest took it before the exchange +no whoever took the rest took it before the exchange who gave the bags to ramos +who gave the bags to ramos his lawyer jordan kalfus +that s all i know please i m sorry for the girl but it was business i m a professional that s what everybody keeps saying +what is it nine millimeter a sig sauer 226 +nine millimeter a sig sauer 226 have you used this type before +is it loaded it s loaded +i drink how does it affect you +and what if amateurs try it i ll probably kill them is that likely +i ll probably kill them is that likely no and no one is to know of your drinking problem that includes my wife +when did mexican customs start getting smart creasy where the fuck are you +creasy where the fuck are you i m here +i m here what do you mean i m here +you got a secondary search and you had a gun listen it was a calculated risk i ve done it a million times and never got caught +listen it was a calculated risk i ve done it a million times and never got caught everything happens once if you live long enough +everything happens once if you live long enough it doesn t make sense to x ray your bags coming off the plane +it doesn t make sense to x ray your bags coming off the plane this is mexico they do everything backwards +so what s wrong nothing wrong +nothing wrong don t give me that bullshit +but don t you stay in el paso fuck i love mexico i live like a king down here +yeah right oh like you haven t been in worse places +oh like you haven t been in worse places and a level five shithole is better than a level six your logic s inescapable +you been working not for eight months i was in columbia looking around but nothing seemed interesting +not for eight months i was in columbia looking around but nothing seemed interesting how long you staying crease +how long you staying crease got no plans rayburn nothing on just wanted to see you how you were came by on impulse +you did something on impulse everything happens once if you live long enough +your spanish is good enough you certainly look the part you re crazy people would hire a has been ray a drunk +you re crazy people would hire a has been ray a drunk well you d have to keep it under control +well you d have to keep it under control and what if just say there was a kidnap attempt +and what if just say there was a kidnap attempt you do your best they won t be paying you enough to perform miracles +it s not exactly a scam crease even at half speed you re pretty damn good a bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time willing to talk i m not good at that +a bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time willing to talk i m not good at that so you ll be the silent type people will appreciate that +what are you doing here i came to visit you +i came to visit you bullshit i ve known you fifteen years you don t visit +bullshit i ve known you fifteen years you don t visit a bodyguard who s the guy +oh now you think i can be trusted take a job creasy breathe some air then decide if you want to stick around or not +there s still ink on my fingers from last week you got tossed don t trust the cops especially the judicials oh you know that +you mean a misfire i mean nothing the hammer came down and nothing happened dimple on the primer +i mean nothing the hammer came down and nothing happened dimple on the primer i ve heard of it never happened to me though maybe the firing pin s off +i ve heard of it never happened to me though maybe the firing pin s off maybe +you got three of the fuckers all dead pinta +pinta two days gone they re negotiating a ransom +yes or no i won t kill again hunt people i gave that up anything else it s yours +i ll take the 45 and the webley 32 i know it s old fashioned but it s reliable like us +cut the stock here the barrel here make sure you file it smooth rocket launchers different door not far from here +do you like dogs mr creasy if they like me +if they like me frank doesn t take to most people do you speak german +frank doesn t take to most people do you speak german ein klines bisschen a tiny bit +that s bird emilio forgot to take him with when he left who s emilio +who s emilio my last bodyguard he drove me to school in the morning and picked me up in the afternoon +in between you can take mom shopping and to lunch does that sound alright mr creasy creasy just call me creasy +creasy just call me creasy creasy +where are you from creasy the united states +the united states i know but which state +why not i m looking for potential +are you going to quit my last bodyguard quit let me guess you wouldn t stop talking +let me guess you wouldn t stop talking someone gave him more money than we could +someone gave him more money than we could i m a bargain +i m a bargain being black is that a positive or negative for a bodyguard in mexico +being black is that a positive or negative for a bodyguard in mexico time will tell +we re taking a different way home that s right +it wasn t a school like yours and there was no sister anna so you were unhappy +so you were unhappy being unhappy is a state of mind i never thought about it +and don t start crying i m not crying +pinta do you have a pencil i go to school don t i +you re fast once i get in the water but not starting off by the time i catch up it s too late +what are you doing calling for emilio s macaw i thought i heard him +calling for emilio s macaw i thought i heard him do you think he ll come back +do you think he ll come back maybe did you hear him +how do you think he got out well i let him go +well i let him go it s better to be free right +it s better to be free right yes actually he was driving me crazy +they ll be back in a week they can stay for two weeks i don t care +i don t think they re broken anywhere else my ankle +the night you arrived mom asked you if you had a family and you lied didn t you white lie i didn t have a family but i did have two kids they re adults now +do you always sleep with him i m too old for him don t tell my friends +i m too old for him don t tell my friends i don t talk to them much does he have a name +doesn t matter i always finish second you need to practice +why do you ask it was in a book at school concubine +well it s a sort of wife but the emperor of china had 1000 of them how can that be +but the emperor of china had 1000 of them how can that be in the west it s one wife for one husband but different cultures have different rules +in the west it s one wife for one husband but different cultures have different rules it must be difficult having lots of wives +it must be difficult having lots of wives you feel sorry for the husband +you feel sorry for the husband yeah can you imagine my mother multiplied by a thousand +i had to do my homework on them when i worked there also i enjoy history what did you do in asia is that where you met the man with cigarettes +so how come you know so much about those countries i had to do my homework on them when i worked there also i enjoy history +what did you do in asia is that where you met the man with cigarettes no that was in columbia +i don t understand don t worry you will +good things happen too creasy like meeting me i guess that really does make me a hard case +did you used to yeah two or three +you re late i m sorry +i m sorry you were never late before i was worried +where s my mother i dropped her at home +i dropped her at home it s no wonder you re late why didn t she just come with you +i m not afraid you creasy i know you re not +i know you re not are you afraid of me +the gunshot holds no fear say it the gunshot holds no fear +i m tough creasy i m tough as you there s no such thing as tough you re either trained or untrained +what s so important in los angeles your father has business +your father has business why today and why d she have to go with him +the blocks i m a prisoner in them until the gunshot sets me free +could i ask you a question could i stop you +could i stop you you don t drink like you used to +you don t drink like you used to that s not a question +that s not a question i know because i go in your room and check the bottles +i know because i go in your room and check the bottles still not a question +still not a question my mom drinks too why do people drink creasy +you think too much yeah because at one time i didn t think enough +pinta we ve got to go travel sucks at this time frank frankie +don t be a baby you re tougher than that there s no such thing as tough creasy just trained and untrained +there s no such thing as tough creasy just trained and untrained then be trained +then be trained i m going to keep people safe someday just like you +i m going to keep people safe someday just like you be a swimmer +continue to play in the wrong key like you re dyslexic dyslexic +you got that right you ll be back in the water in twenty four hours +the world of our children how dare they it s war the weakest suffer the most +it s war the weakest suffer the most you re american +you re american so are you +mr creasy i wanted to make sure you have everything you need i m fine +i m fine is the food alright maria tells me that you didn t eat +is the food alright maria tells me that you didn t eat the food s fine sometimes i don t eat +the food s fine sometimes i don t eat it insults maria slip it to the dog if you have to do you mind if i talk to you for a moment +how are you getting along with pinta we ll be okay once she realizes i m not a new toy +we ll be okay once she realizes i m not a new toy yes she told me do you have children mr creasy +you should know they re tenacious when they want something and pinta wants to be friends you re paying me to protect her not amuse her right +it makes it all seem so serious it is serious mrs ramos +it is serious mrs ramos please it s lisa i ll be coming with you tomorrow i have lunch with friends +why are you here why didn t you die because i was already dead +they planned it samuel and kalfus planned what +you re lying i don t believe you then don t come +creasy wait stay here if you do something stupid we won t get her back +rosanna guerrero it s creasy +it s creasy where are you +where are you los arcos was a little girl kidnapped recently about twelve maybe +los arcos was a little girl kidnapped recently about twelve maybe last night do you know something +last night do you know something what was her name +what was her name camila camila valencias +if she pisses you off you get another one do you know what she told me last night +of course i care about pinta she ll be as beautiful as her mother one day yeah and if she was ugly +and lisa will be able to save face we won t be the only family without a bodyguard her beauty fucks with your mind +i know you need to please lisa an ass like that is hard to find good bodyguards are even harder i know i just had to let one go because i couldn t afford him +her beauty fucks with your mind for an american she understands this country very well +for an american she understands this country very well she understands men +i need a driver to drive samuel the father no why +no why he has a heart condition angina he responds badly to stress +you should be sleeping baby i m trying mom +could he speak english emilio couldn t speak english we ll see and thank your father in the morning a man always needs to be thanked +yes mom this is mr creasy +i think he s been sick he s alright now but i think he s been very very sick well think about going to sleep good night baby +bye mom don t forget your towel +i ll call you from detroit baby you re going to miss mexican halloween the day of the dead +a man s worth can be judged by what he has or what he owes only the amount matters and bankruptcy where will that put me in the social strata +my wife mr creasy lisa martin ramos mr creasy +he has experience in related work a great deal of it do you have any family mr creasy +i think it s nice he s american i think it s fantastic +i think it s fantastic you realize that you ve brought a killer into the house +creasy pinta likes him pinta loves school she d like count dracula is he took her back there +he has to go samuel what who +why you were so pleased with him pinta likes him too much she thinks of him as a father +pinta likes him too much she thinks of him as a father that s ridiculous +that s ridiculous it s not +i ve just been so busy lisa he has to go +it will be a hard break she s young she ll get over it +she s young she ll get over it i wasn t thinking of pinta +he ll die of his wounds bleed to death before he can do anything he sounded strong to me stronger than we are +i know this your point creasy is not a policeman my sense is he could be very valuable to us +is it true creasy saved the little girl that was kidnapped yesterday and left three more dead men +when you talked to him did he look sane no not by the rules of polite society at least +no not by the rules of polite society at least i think he s magnificent +you only fuck me to get information you only give information so you can fuck me +you only give information so you can fuck me a beautiful circle +and as long as we re talking information there s something else as well i should start going for your tits first +he s not a cop killer i m sure he isn t though he s certainly adept at killing +tell me about your friend creasy you just said it he s my friend nothing else to say +you just said it he s my friend nothing else to say i read the file you and creasy have been seen quite a bit together +i read the file you and creasy have been seen quite a bit together two tourists who never went home +two tourists who never went home you helped him get this job +you helped him get this job that s what friends do +the kind that gets divorced but still stay friends what happened to him what happened to creasy +none of your business or mine for that matter i got nothing more to say this is my jurisdiction i want these men as much as creasy does +pinta martin ramos is just a number to you tragic a public outcry but a number one more dead what was she to creasy then +what was she to creasy then light at the end of a long dark tunnel somehow she showed him it was alright to live again +light at the end of a long dark tunnel somehow she showed him it was alright to live again and they took that away +i told you she wasn t attractive you told me that she was a little tall but that she wasn t bad looking at all +you told me that she was a little tall but that she wasn t bad looking at all millie s been after me to fix her up with a date so i +you wanna have a drink before we start dancing listen you people go grab a table i ll be back inna minute i ll be right back +so waddaya feel like doing tonight i don t know ang wadda you feel like doing +which one was that that big girl that was sitting in front of us with the skinny friend +that big girl that was sitting in front of us with the skinny friend oh yeah +she probably got a date by now angie well let s call her up what can we lose +well let s call her up what can we lose i didn t like her angie i don t feel like calling her up +i didn t like her angie i don t feel like calling her up well what do you feel like doing tonight +well what do you feel like doing tonight i don t know what do you feel like doing +what makes you say that i could see she likes you +i could see she likes you yeah sure +yeah sure i ll call her up +i ll call her up you call her up for yourself angie i don t feel like calling her up +my old lady every word outta her mouth when you gonna get married my mother boy she drives me crazy +so what do you feel like doing tonight i don t know what do you feel like doing +not a bad crowd tonight you know there was one nice looking one there inna black dress and beads but she s dancing now +there was one nice looking one there inna black dress and beads but she s dancing now there s a nice looking little short one for you right now +yeah she looks all right from here well waddaya say you wanna ask them i ll take the one inna green dress +well waddaya say you wanna ask them i ll take the one inna green dress i think this number is a little fast wait a minute +where you been for pete sakes i been looking all over for you i looked for you angie before i cut out but i couldn t find you +i looked for you angie before i cut out but i couldn t find you i been looking all over for you +waddaya gonna do now i m gonna take clara home it s close to one +i m gonna take clara home it s close to one you want me to ride down with you +you want me to ride down with you what for +what for it s early +it s early it must be one o clock +it must be one o clock it s saturday night there s still plenty a action around +all right i ll see you where you going +we gotta whole pot inna kitchen we give you a plate a your own oh i couldn t eat nothing my mother just stuffed me right up to the jaws +who you gonna call i was gonna call that girl from last night take her to a movie tonight +i was gonna call that girl from last night take her to a movie tonight are you kidding +marty let s go downna seventy second street area tonight i don t feel like going angie i thought i d take this girl to a movie +i don t feel like going angie i thought i d take this girl to a movie boy you really musta made out good last night +boy you really musta made out good last night we just talked +we just talked boy she musta been some talker she musta been about fifty years old +i didn t think she was so bad looking she musta kept you inna shadows all night +i told this dog i was gonna call her today about two thirty brush her listen you wanna come with me tonight or you wanna go with this dog +brush her listen you wanna come with me tonight or you wanna go with this dog waddaya getting so sore about +waddaya getting so sore about i looked all over for you last night you know that +marty your mother wants you onna phone come on over about half past seven we ll think of something hello ma what s the matter +hello lou angie come in yet he was here last night till about two o clock i hear you really got stuck with a dog last night +he was here last night till about two o clock i hear you really got stuck with a dog last night who told you that +who told you that angie he says she was a real scrawny looking thing +angie he says she was a real scrawny looking thing she wasn t so bad +hey what are you doing here i came to see you how you feel +i gotta pain in my left side and my leg throbs like a drum i been getting a pain in my shoulder +i feel fine that s nice +do you remember emilio digiorgio owned the tavern in abruzzi i don t think i remember him +i don t think i remember him well he died you know who else died +it s her baby too you know that s my son thomas s baby +that s my son thomas s baby well it ain t your baby +well it ain t your baby did i tell you she threw the bottle a milk at me +did i tell you she threw the bottle a milk at me you told me +you told me she s a witch that one i tell you what happen yesterday +she s a witch that one i tell you what happen yesterday what happen +what happen she gave me the evil eye +i keep one eye open when i sleep because she s gonna come in stab me in my bed catherine i want you come live in my house with marty and me +your son thomas and his wife virginia when was this +when was this this afternoon about four five o clock +this afternoon about four five o clock what they say +it pains that they should do this i know it pains +your son marty well what marty you think is gonna be here in this house with a girl +well what marty you think is gonna be here in this house with a girl were the lights on +were the lights on oh sure this girl is a college graduate +i cry a lot too i m a big cryer this is something recent with me this bursting into tears at the least thing +i m having a very good time too so there you are so i guess i m not such a dog as i think i am +so there you are so i guess i m not such a dog as i think i am you re a very nice guy and i don t know why some girl hasn t grabbed you off long ago +you re a very nice guy and i don t know why some girl hasn t grabbed you off long ago i don t know either i think i m a very nice guy i also think i m a pretty smart guy in my own way +i m twenty nine years old how old are you 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gonna do tonight marty i don t know ma i m all knocked out i think i ll just hang arounna house and watch +so these two girls come over to the bar hey ang +hey ang and they sit down right next to me +and they sit down right next to me you want a beer ang +you want a beer ang i look over at this one nexta me not bad about thirty five hiya marty +i look over at this one nexta me not bad about thirty five hiya marty hiya ralph +hiya ralph i been talking about two nurses leo and me picked up in a bar on seventy first street +i been talking about two nurses leo and me picked up in a bar on seventy first street hey lou gimme two bottles a beer +hey lou gimme two bottles a beer so marty lemme tell you about these nurses marty +so marty lemme tell you about these nurses marty waddaya read there joe +so marty let me tell you about these nurses what nurses +what nurses the nurses leo and me picked up last night we got a date with them tonight +the nurses leo and me picked up last night we got a date with them tonight you still owe me ten bucks from last week if that s what you re working up to +hello ralph hey marty come over here a minute +waddaya mean ralph hey louise i want you to meet marty pilletti marty that s louise kelly inna back seat there +i m with a girl ralph get ridda her this is money inna bank +get ridda her this is money inna bank i can t do that ralph because somebody already brushed her off once tonight +i can t do that ralph because somebody already brushed her off once tonight this is a good deal here marty +your kid brother got married last sunday eh marty that s right missus fusari it was a very nice affair +that s right missus fusari it was a very nice affair that s the big tall one the fellow with the moustache +my son frank he was married when he was nineteen years old watsa matter with you that s swell missus fusari +that s swell missus fusari you should be ashamed of yourself +that s very nice a you aunt theresa we gotta ask marty of course +he says okay it s all right catherine comes here oh marty thanks a lot that really takes a load offa my mind +i just wanna thank you people again because the situation was just becoming impossible siddown thomas siddown +hello aunt theresa hello thomas +hello thomas i just this minute got the baby to sleep +ma you want something to eat some tuna fish hey why don t you go to the movie your mother and me we re gonna be baby sitter +hello aunt theresa hello thomas how do you feel +i m sorry we gotta rush like this that s all right that s all right +that s all right that s all right on accounta +on accounta i m gonna see you tonight +listen let s go downa kaplans apartment they told us to come down sure sure +well i ll tell you aunt theresa lemme tell it tommy +that s very nice a you aunt theresa how s marty been lately aunt theresa +tommy i don t wanna talk about it +why do you always put me inna position of being the louse virginia i don t wanna hear no more about it +tommy i don t wanna 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another touchdown to win i wish to hell we knew what they were plotting +you mind if we get out of this guy s brain first what s there to do you found the sliver +what s there to do you found the sliver there might be another tiny piece we missed i want to look around before we close up +there might be another tiny piece we missed i want to look around before we close up perfectionist +my name s hawkeye pierce duke forrest +you got directions ayuh only it s early i need a drink to wake me up +ayuh only it s early i need a drink to wake me up i got some +tax free booze it s about all you can say for army life where you from with that crazy way of talking +where you from with that crazy way of talking crabapple cove maine +crabapple cove maine damn that must be about as far north as you can get +damn that must be about as far north as you can get pretty near what do you know about the outfit we re going to +what s the initials mp stand for hawkeye shore patrol duke let s go +must be the famous curb service whore – house you in the market duke i done my shopping in seoul last night +well there it is jesus the spot we picked to spend the winter maybe we ought to look a little harder +what do you think of that piece of scenery yankee boy finest kind we ll sit where we can get the best view +colonel blake have no fear hawkeye and duke are here that s right pal you just sit up front and sign the mail and leave the cutting to us +little light reading matter just right for his age well southern boy i suppose you want the sack that s convenient to the door +well southern boy i suppose you want the sack that s convenient to the door and gets the wind every time it opens no thanks i ll take that one +now that s what i call real pretty we can close up here and go into his belly he can t take much more time on the table +christ almighty i think he means it we been had +we ve stuck it out for a whole week now pretty girl we sure don t aim to cause any trouble yeah she seems to grow on you +no hawkeye just said it all except we forgot one other small thing +except we forgot one other small thing what s that +what s that the chest cutter +the chest cutter yeah that s right you better get us a chest cutter before there s trouble +must be painlees pole day in the shower tent you met him walt waldowski the dental officer +you met him walt waldowski the dental officer nice guy for an enamel surgeon +this kid looks like a loser maybe we better get the bead jiggler to put in a fix call dago red +and you ve had a natural four times in a row in a crap game right does that mean not without lots of praying and kissing the dice it s a different ritual but it works the same +not without lots of praying and kissing the dice it s a different ritual but it works the same what do you think trapper +y all just act natural get out the scotch ho jon don t mention the sex thing unless he brings it up +never mind forget it a native is someone who is born in a particular place +when will he be able to write what s he got to write for god s sake +what s he got to write for god s sake an application to androscoggin college +i guess that s why you go for hot lips houlihan you know damn well i nearly puke when i look at her i don t even think she s a real blonde +you know damn well i nearly puke when i look at her i don t even think she s a real blonde how can you say a thing like that about an officer in the united states army +how can you say a thing like that about an officer in the united states army i not only say it i ll back it up twenty buck s worth +i not only say it i ll back it up twenty buck s worth you got yourself a bet georgia boy you re a witness +where the hell we going to get us a football team all three of us played for our schools and there are at least four other guys +never heard of him sure you have only as spearchucker jones +sure you have only as spearchucker jones the nigra boy with the philadelphia eagles +look at the size of those two beasts i don t think i could hurt one of them with a sledgehammer +don t try to get it far down kick it up high so we can get there and surround that son ofa bitch yeah if i can +me too y all just seen me play my last game same here you can retire my number +any time whenever we want be right with you +there s no transportation anyway this time of night we could steal one of the choppers +we could steal one of the choppers i looked suspicious bastards got them all locked up +hell man that don t matter we re loaded we were big wheels in the black market in seoul plus running the opium concession for the whole eighth army +let s hear from you you goddam yankee be nice to see you some time like the spearchucker said that s possible anyway it s been an interesting association +i have a tent to myself people will talk +people will talk i don t mind if we give them something to talk about +i think it s a marvelous letter we re a good team +we re a good team we think the same way +we think the same way it s supper time but you re not hungry are you +it s supper time but you re not hungry are you ravenous what about you +ravenous what about you well sure if you are margaret +well sure if you are margaret anyway we want to get this letter off +godless buffoons all of them it s that disrespect for you that s what i can t forgive them +frank don t stop now please +wait a second i can t couldn t +is that liquor finest kind we re training ho jon to be a bartender join us +give us this day our daily you ever caught this bread and forgive our syndrome before duke +you ever caught this bread and forgive our syndrome before duke trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against +i was just asking shut up or i ll tear you apart +but what about major houlihan you mean hot lips screw her +you mean hot lips screw her n n no thanks g general +you willing to b back that up with odds damn right three to one as much as you want to put up +pierce that soldier requires immediate attention i m a surgeon and i know you betcher ass general +now general i m going to sandbag you do you think we re ready to get out of this belly obviously you don t think so and i don t know why +well it s still pretty much in the talk stage we had a team at the 325th evac last fall i coached the boys myself +we had a team at the 325th evac last fall i coached the boys myself i think i heard about that +hawkeye s asking the major s opinion on a point of anatomy also i m curious whether she s a moaner or +a negative i ve cross matched it i though you said we didn t have a drop +i though you said we didn t have a drop i found a doner +what for we need medical officers for short arm inspection starting the first afternoon out +we need medical officers for short arm inspection starting the first afternoon out oh certainly sergeant my name is captain george limburger and this is captain walter camembert +oh certainly sergeant my name is captain george limburger and this is captain walter camembert c a m e m +c a m e m b e r t right see you tomorrow +b e r t right see you tomorrow oh i m not sailing with you i work out of the hospital here +i think i ve seen this nut somewhere haven t i if you don t know what you ve seen why should i +that s the front up the road a few miles we have to get by without some of the comforts of home i like an olive +but i turned in my knee pads ho jon give the father some more martini +black capsule the black capsule finest kind thank you dr mcintyre +or you can let him knock himself out you personally d be sending him to his grave an eternal damnation +it s a bedroom where a man is always at his peak and doesn t have to take any time outs and all the angels are built like lieutenant dish +very well your majesty congratulations frank he picked you no no that one +no no that one oh you want to play it straight i guess i owe you an apology +i m not so sure the goddam thing s in his heart course it isn t but how many chances do we get to go to japan with our golf clubs +but besides the operation we ve got to get in at least eighteen holes of golf so let s haul ass sergeant +come on trapper we got to forget golf for today i don t know why as long as it s light enough to see your caddie +i don t know why as long as it s light enough to see your caddie what s the age of consent in this country +is he out like the rock of gibraltar +for you trapper okay but i ll need you to help duke will you take that belly back there the australian +it s in pretty deep yeah and he s lost a lot of blood i m afraid it s hit more that just the lung +we ll need room the sixth rib goes never mind the conversation do it dad +never mind the conversation do it dad you aspirate the blood from the chest cavity damn there s more of it than i thought +you aspirate the blood from the chest cavity damn there s more of it than i thought if we don t get that pint he s in trouble +i don t feel anything oh jesus +i can t feel it now either the mother must have gone in i don t get it +what do we do we ll have to close this hole and make one on the other side +we ll have to close this hole and make one on the other side be kind of rough on him if there s no blood why don t we close up and sit on him a couple of days +it s five minutes into nurses shower hour where are they they re coming +so what makes you think he ll play for us we ll cut him in on the bets we make and still have enough profit to send ho jon to college +we ll cut him in on the bets we make and still have enough profit to send ho jon to college might make kind of a social issue not having any other negro officer +might make kind of a social issue not having any other negro officer he can move in here with us +but we d have to break his leg or something to keep him out of the game for good not necessarily +captain pierce would i be imposing honey nobody as pretty as you could ever impose please sit down coffee +all of them that s right we work well together +that s right we work well together major burns is far from satisfied +i ve noticed that both nurses and enlisted men address you as hawkeye it s my name maybe that sounds silly to you but +it s my name maybe that sounds silly to you but that kind of familiarity is inconsistent with maximum efficiency in a military organization +listen we look pretty lousy out there right well for college players that have been out of training seven or eight years +the bastards outconned us i think we could still have a chance +i think we could still have a chance if you start the game instead of waiting you mean +see you it s possible +it s possiblehang in there +thank you captain pierce it s been so long no trouble at all hawkeye +no trouble at all hawkeye how did you get called that +how did you get called that the last of the mohicans only book my father ever read +you re getting a workout you and captain forrest your first night it isn t always this rough +they don t have to be dull i mean if you and me put our minds together our minds +our minds for a start i just have a hunch well it isn t entirely a hunch +for a start i just have a hunch well it isn t entirely a hunch you re an attractive man +you re an attractive man you have a certain modest charm yourself +you have a certain modest charm yourself but i m married +but i m married something else we have in common +something else we have in common very happily married +very happily married same here +same here and absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband do we have that in common captain +and absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband do we have that in common captain it s a matter of definition faithful in spirit yes +it s a matter of definition faithful in spirit yes i don t make the distinction but the sex urge is a powerful force in women just as much as men +of course not it s terribly hard sometimes the temptation is just too much +it s terribly hard sometimes the temptation is just too much then why not as long as it wouldn t hurt anybody +even if i weren t maria +i couldn t have slept tonight anyhow you re leaving tomorrow +you re leaving tomorrow in less than twelve hours i ll be on my way +in less than twelve hours i ll be on my way that s when the real strain starts three weeks on a troopship poor baby +that s when the real strain starts three weeks on a troopship poor baby dear sweet hawkeye +dear sweet hawkeye though i guess who it ll really be rough on is your husband +though i guess who it ll really be rough on is your husband you re on his side all of the sudden +you re on his side all of the sudden a man would be more considerate he wouldn t come home to his wife a nervous wreck +a man would be more considerate he wouldn t come home to his wife a nervous wreck how would he avoid it as if i needed to ask +you re asking for somebody else it happens to be a matter of life and death +it happens to be a matter of life and death a man is going to die if he doesn t have my fair young body +you think he won t what do you care you ll be on your way to japan +what do you care you ll be on your way to japan i m fond of painless and i d feel terrible if anything happened to him +i m fond of painless and i d feel terrible if anything happened to him it s your decision maria i don t want to high pressure you +it s your decision maria i don t want to high pressure you i d be crazy to think my virtue such as it is was more important than his life +two man job how much blood has he had second pint +it was really nice of you to take me along i didn t have much choice +i didn t have much choice you really say the cutest things +captain camembert captain camembert excuse me sergeant +excuse me sergeant yes reverend +yes reverend what do you want with those two medical officers +what do you want with those two medical officers they re supposed to hold short arm inspection +he s the pro from dover and i m the ghost of smokey joe save that crap for the rest of the clamdiggers back home +he s coming to let s get his clothes off quick +if a man isn t a man anymore what s he got left to live for tell me the whole story walt +tell me the whole story walt there s this native broad works in the laundry i don t know if you ve noticed +there s this native broad works in the laundry i don t know if you ve noticed there s only one worth noticing +but i had this feeling i ought to make the effort to test myself and i flunked what did you have to test for god s sake the dental don juan of detroit +painless you mustn t talk that way it s a lot of crap cover for what homosexuality +now i know that s been my problem since i was a kid but it only caught up to me last night you ve been drawn to other males since you were a kid +you ve been drawn to other males since you were a kid no never in the slightest +no never in the slightest just in dreams +just in dreams or in dreams either i repressed it completely classic pattern of inhibition +in the direction you want to go you guys got any black capsules +morning painless how they goin big day two jaws to rebuild +good morning captain pierce and captain forrest you can cut the bow +you can cut the bow i have not understood what you means +i have not understood what you means that it s out of the act +officer all sleep now yes and i go wash clothes right ho jon see you later +and if i go to new york the natives there will carry me i don t think so i don t think so either +pain bad ho jon i – wouldn t – wish – it – on – a – maneating – shark +i m colonel blake you fellows just passing through nope we re assigned heah +the blonde dish if you mean she is a lieutenant in the army nursing corps captain +if you mean she is a lieutenant in the army nursing corps captain okay lieutenant dish i guess she s already involved with somebody here +okay lieutenant dish i guess she s already involved with somebody here they ve all tried nobody s got to first base +about that chest cutter i ll try d d dammit you can t ask any more than that +i ll try d d dammit you can t ask any more than that we don t want any more than that right now +stop acting like a colonel henry you know trapper wouldn t sock him without a good reason there s no reason good enough for one medical officer to strike another +it s a nice idea i mean it has style it s the only way we can make enough to put ho jon through androscoggin +what s going on who started this you mean who hit who +you mean who hit who yes that s what i mean +yes that s what i mean i did first and only blow so far +if you say so henry but remember my claustrophobia i deeply regret this unfortunate incident we try to remember we re a military organization +what s wrong with you i don t know i must have lost my punch i didn t think the son of a bitch would get up +o reilly yes sir +yes sir dammit radar wait till i call you tell major burns +dammit radar wait till i call you tell major burns one of the surgeons from the day shift will have to stay on duty tonight +one of the surgeons from the day shift will have to stay on duty tonight yes dammit and +o reilly what is it there aren t more choppers coming i m afraid so colonel +i m afraid so colonel we ve got too many wounded for us to handle now get on the phone right away and +don t come so quickly when i call i want you to take these officers to major burns tent yes sir +to major burns tent yes sir stop that o rielly +oh get out of here yes colonel +good morning colonel morning radar how were things +morning radar how were things splendid sir no problems +splendid sir no problems morning captain +can you make out what they re talking about i can try sir +if i can make a suggestion coach the way i run an organization any man in it has the right to speak his mind +the way i run an organization any man in it has the right to speak his mind in that case here are ten basic plays i think that s about all this bunch can handle +well there s one big satisfaction what s that henry +what s that henry i out coached that general hammond +morning girls good morning major good morning +okay i m closing up everybody relax may i have the surgeon s name please +planes mostly may take a crack at rickshaws how does the direct approach work over here i been out of action since i got over here five months ago +you re a couple o sticks shy in your column ann a big rich slob like d b norton buys a paper—and forty heads are chopped off +a big rich slob like d b norton buys a paper—and forty heads are chopped off did you get it too +did you get it too yeah you too oh joe oh i m sorry darling why don t we tear the building down +yeah you too oh joe oh i m sorry darling why don t we tear the building down before you do ann perhaps you d better finish this column +before you do ann perhaps you d better finish this column yeah lavender and old lace +er would you er would you like to make some money yeah maybe +would you be willing to say you wrote that letter—and stick by it oh i get the idea yeah maybe +are you 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she hey do you know something she supports a mother and two kids what do you know about that +hey do you know something she supports a mother and two kids what do you know about that did you find her +go out and find her sure hey but the biggest thing i didn t tell you +just called the morgue boss they say there s a girl there—shut up +what do they want they all say they wrote the john doe letter +yeah boss take charge of him get him a suite at the imperial and hire some bodyguards +yeah yeah yeah both of em +both of em yes both of em but don t let him out of your sight +hey boss oh quiet quiet quiet say tell me something did you read that speech you re gonna make tonight +gee whiz boss you know mr norton told me not to leave him not even for a minute go on go on go on and we ll be at jim s bar up the street +hey wait a minute mr doe tubby +who s got him the heelots +and when they get you you got no more chance than a road rabbit hey who d you say was gonna get him +hey doc look look doc gimme that again will yuh who s gonna get him the heelots +the heelots who are they +listen sucker yuh ever been broke sure mostly often +holy smoke a half a heelot there you are boss just like you ordered symbols of the little people +and then we started to find out about a lot of other people yeah sure er you know grubbel for instance +how could he be a fake it must be some kind of a gag +it makes no difference bert—the ideas s still good we don t have to give up our club yeah well you can have it +hey pretty nifty huh you ain t gonna get me to stay here +you ain t gonna get me to stay here sure you are +sure you are no sir that spot under the bridge where we slept last night s good enough for me +hey stop worrying colonel fifty bucks ain t going to ruin me i seen plenty of fellers start out with fifty bucks and wind up with a bank account +i gotta figure some way out of this thing the elevators are still runnin +tear down all the fences why if you tore one picket off of your neighbor s fence he d sue you five thousand bucks i had it right in my hand +jitterbugs 9 close shot john and the colonel yeh say how much money we got left +yeh say how much money we got left four bits +four bits better make it doughnuts huh +join the john doe club john doe club +i trust him oh you trust him eh well that s fine i suppose he trusts you too +now that s all right isn t it you betcha +listen pal—this fifth column stuff s pretty rotten isn t it 11 yeah it certainly is +you must be wrong mr connell cause he s been marvelous about the john doe clubs yeah say you re sold on the john doe idea aren t you +go down to the office and arrange for some radio time why d b you re not going to fall for— +why d b you re not going to fall for—i want it as soon as possible +i want it as soon as possible okay i just came in to get warm myself come on let s go +well i don t get it huh get what +did you write that letter to miss mitchell no i didn t +what are you doing up here then well the 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isn t +she isn t no she just left i m surprised you didn t run into her she went over to mr norton s house +well i guess i ll see her at the convention later yes of course i ll see that she gets the flowers +thanks good night mrs mitchell good night john +you mean you d like me to do it huh well i was thinking that—yeah you know sort of break the ice +that s too bad what do you mean too bad +what do you mean too bad huh oh that you ll never be able to play again +huh oh that you ll never be able to play again well what are you talking about i just told you i was gonna get a— +well what are you talking about i just told you i was gonna get a—well you know how they are in baseball—if a guy s mixed up in a racket— +well you know how they are in baseball—if a guy s mixed up in a racket—racket what do you mean +say who s putting up this dough feller runs the chronicle here s the speech you make—and it s all written out for you +spencer of the chronicle hold him yes mrs brewster i m listening +out the window something just flew by i didn t see anything +is there a crowd in the street no sir +no sir then he may be caught on a ledge look again +then he may be caught on a ledge look again i think it must have been a sea gull +i think it must have been a sea gull a sea gull what s a sea gull doing around the city hall that s a bad omen isn t it +a sea gull what s a sea gull doing around the city hall that s a bad omen isn t it oh n no sir the sea gull is a lovely bird +hello guys hello roper glad you could join us +they re not usually graduate students swat wants to go in +swat wants to go in what s the rush they haven t killed anybody yet this week +i don t know he s never offed anybody his rap doesn t show any violence +he s never offed anybody his rap doesn t show any violence not that we know of +not that we know of we don t know how much time we have if i can get in to talk to him maybe we won t lose anyone +we don t know how much time we have if i can get in to 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half of your action +who is it it s lieutenant sam baffert from the san francisco police department +what happened is there a problem may i come in i would just like to ask you a couple of questions +duke ellington things ain t what they used to be recorded july 30 1945 yeah yeah now i can hear it +i ve got to stop in there mr korda do you know frank antonucci you mean frank who owns the bakery down the street +could i please have a little water of course +perhaps for his own reasons he entangled me in this situation this cousin of yours what s his name +this cousin of yours what s his name clarence teal +you told antonucci that shit came from me so that we could get the best price he s got respect for you he s gonna try to lowball me mike +not the fucking cop that showed up at my door what happened mike +what happened mike you don t want to know +god damn it i still needed to case that fucking store it s too risky to show my face now i got a couple thousand bucks you could leave town +you gotta do this for me i m in here because of you man what s this about ya know you were robbing a store it wasn t personal it was his job +man what s this about ya know you were robbing a store it wasn t personal it was his job fuck you you know what he did to me +i won t get away with it nobody knows who you are make it look like a robbery +i i m kevin i m here to help you d dave you can t help me man +who s controlling your mind whoa the government they control everybody s mind you re too fucking stupid to know that +this has nothing to do with walter they want walter dead +tell my dad tell him what what do you want me to tell him +tell him what what do you want me to tell him tell my dad i m sorry about the watch +tell my dad i m sorry about the watch i ll tell him where does he live we ll get him on the phone right now +i hate fucking springfield is that where you re family lives +where s the car i need to get something straight first +it s my job to see that no one gets killed earl including you then where s my fucking car +the old guy what kind of show of faith is that i want debbie am i gettin the car +am i gettin the car you re gettin the car +manual or automatic automatic +automatic you got it +who are you again johnny hawkins bail bonds i gotta be over at county in fifteen minutes alright +johnny hawkins bail bonds i gotta be over at county in fifteen minutes alright johnny who +hold on a second here is there a problem +look why don t you just come on back inside for a second wait a minute lemme see that +hi roper hi kimura where s the command post +a car that s right and a plane waiting at the airport if he doesn t +that s right and a plane waiting at the airport if he doesn t get em he s going to start shooting hostages in five minutes +get em he s going to start shooting hostages in five minutes that s right +that s right what s the suspect s name +well he s a little fucking agitated he ripped the phone out i have to go face to face +anything on korda so far solis said to keep you clear of this +did you check out dmv for any vehicles registration being faxed over now +roper and what about bars we can talk to neighbors to see what bars he frequents +and what about bars we can talk to neighbors to see what bars he frequents roper we re into it +i want a plane waiting at the airport i ll tell them where i want to go when i get there is that all +is that all for now that s all +joe i m doing a lot for you i think you could give me something to cement the deal one hostage i ll give you something +you can t kill me like this what if you and me got into a struggle and my gun went off +open your shirt i m not wearing a wire this is just between you and me +i m not wearing a wire this is just between you and me shut the fuck up and do what i say +satisfied open the bag dump everything on the table +it s all there spread it out +that s not going to look too good on your service record i ll worry about that let s get on with it +same here i ve watched you in action very impressive you ve got a lot of hard work ahead of you if you want to be a negotiator +you ve got a lot of hard work ahead of you if you want to be a negotiator i m ready to do it and i m going to be here more than two weeks +don t go reading my lips man that s an intrusion save that shit for the sniper school comprende sorry habit +we re already past it aren t we kevin if you say so +you ever been in a hostage situation only at the very end +only at the very end how do you feel after a shooting +how do you feel after a shooting like it had to be done +it rarely has to be done i ve rarely shot anyone +i ve rarely shot anyone swat is a lifesaving unit you know +i m sorry about your friend i had a friend in swat killed i know how it can be i appreciate your concern let s leave it at that +so mccall how come you ended up in san francisco they recruited me promised me fast advancement +they recruited me promised me fast advancement recruited you from where +recruited you from where national marksman competition +national marksman competition with your qualifications you must have had a lot of offers why here +with your qualifications you must have had a lot of offers why here furthest point i could find from new york +furthest point i could find from new york you don t like new york +you don t like new york spent my whole life there i just wanted to get out for a while +spent my whole life there i just wanted to get out for a while you d never been out of new york +you d never been out of new york been to toronto my mother was born there +been to toronto my mother was born there how did you like toronto +how did you like toronto it was okay +it was okay you re a real excitable sort aren t you +you re a real excitable sort aren t you you caught me on an up day how about you how did you end up in san francisco +is there something wrong with that i m not sure +how are we gonna get him out of there we could fill it with water +eighty five percent of domestic disturbances of this nature end in murder suicide not the ones i m at +come on let s go for a drink i don t really like to drink +i don t really like to drink you have to it s a tradition +you have to it s a tradition well if i have to i have to +you got a girlfriend why you like my ass +you wouldn t want to put a small wager on this would you i don t gamble +yeah i ve got a girlfriend you living together +you living together she s back in jersey going to graduate school +she s back in jersey going to graduate school explain how that works +explain how that works she s going to come here when she graduates and then we re gonna get married +she s going to come here when she graduates and then we re gonna get married she grow up in livingtston too +she grow up in livingtston too no no no she s from hoboken +no no no she s from hoboken oh city girl don t you ever long for companionship with her such a long way away in new jersey +oh city girl don t you ever long for companionship with her such a long way away in new jersey we see each other every couple of months +we see each other every couple of months every couple of months huh +that s a lot of commitment i admire that do you really +do you really no actually i think it s fucking crazy i don t know if i could do it +no actually i think it s fucking crazy i don t know if i could do it thanks for clearing that up i hear your former girlfriend is going out with greg barnett +thanks for clearing that up i hear your former girlfriend is going out with greg barnett where did you hear that +where did you hear that around barnett s tough competition +lesson two dead eye should have been lesson one never exchange yourself for a hostage i think i can handle that one +i think i can handle that one yeah you think so but it comes up +you think you can learn mccall i think so +tell me what you need i need you to bring me the scumbag who ran off with my wife so i can cut off his nuts +i can t do that then get out of my face you worthless piece of frogshit +nah i just throw that in because i enjoy it so what do i say to this guy +if you want to be a successful negotiator you ve got to learn to lie i m not good at lying +i m not good at lying get good at it +get good at it it s against my nature +what s the first commandment thou shall have no other god before me +you tell me thou shall not kill you ve killed right +to save lives so why would you hesitate to lie to save lives +my name s mccall i m unarmed okay stop +you know why i like the track you re a compulsive gambler +i have two words for you seek help i have three words for you ex ac ta +ronnie yeah so now she s going out with greg barnett +now she s going out with greg barnett so what do you want an autograph +so what do you want an autograph i don t know why she d pick him over you +i m just practicing my lying still needs work +still needs work you re right i ll never be as good a liar as you +the 6 horse is last that s okay that s his style +that s okay that s his style to run last +to run last to run late +the 6 horse is still last he ll be running at the quarter pole +they need to run first and second yeah first and second +come on russell who the fuck s russell the jockey +the jockey come on russell +how much you wanna bet you want to bet on whether you won your bet this is getting sick +how long you been coming here about six years my partner took me +about six years my partner took me is it always like this +is it always like this occasionally you lose +there s your answer he s smart he s cutting down the visibility +he s cutting down the visibility and doing a very good job of it +what the fuck is going on i don t know but i ve got to get on there +i don t know but i ve got to get on there you re crazy +you re crazy pull up alongside +it might have happened no matter who was up there bullshit would it have happened to you +how many have you lost i look at it as how many i ve saved that s the way you ve got to look at it +i look at it as how many i ve saved that s the way you ve got to look at it and what about the ones you don t save +and what about the ones you don t save you live with it and they haunt you it doesn t leave +you live with it and they haunt you it doesn t leave and what if you can t live with it +and what if you can t live with it you ve got to decide that for yourself +he s gonna kill her no matter what if i take him these jewels he s gonna kill me and her so what do you want to do +so what do you want to do that s a chance i gotta take +that s a chance i gotta take then we better get moving but there s no way we can get the jewels out of evidence +mccall you all right i m okay korda went down the side of the building +i m okay korda went down the side of the building stay put +roper metro division hostage negotiator give me the short version husband came home found that guy and his wife in flagrante now he s holding her at knife point +husband came home found that guy and his wife in flagrante now he s holding her at knife point which apartment +have you evacuated anyone only that floor +only that floor is the hostage injured +is the hostage injured don t know she keeps screaming to stay out he keeps screaming to stay out we decided to stay out +don t know she keeps screaming to stay out he keeps screaming to stay out we decided to stay out well there s a good amount of agreement on that +i know how you feel ray you don t know shit and i suggest you leave +you don t want to see what i m going to do to her let me show you something ray +same thing happened to me man she cheated on me but i forgave her you know why i ain t interested in your life story +ray if you walk out of here with me i ll get you a job doing what cleaning toilets +doing what cleaning toilets i can t guarantee you what it will be but i swear on my life i ll find you work +i can t guarantee you what it will be but i swear on my life i ll find you work and why the fuck would you do that for me +who the fuck are you mother teresa my name s scott roper +this baseball player you re going out with he s no good for you really he s a wonderful guy he makes two million a year and he worships me +really he s a wonderful guy he makes two million a year and he worships me i worship you +i worship you you worship yourself +you worship yourself ronnie forget this what s his name +you know what i think i think you only want me now because i m with somebody else who cares what you think i want you back and that s all that matters +let me take you out tomorrow night pleeease i m going out with greg tomorrow +i m going out with greg tomorrow this greg is really getting in my way +please i m begging you oh i ve got to get a shot of this +hey yourself came by to see troy a little late for that scottie he s asleep jack daniels +a little late for that scottie he s asleep jack daniels i m not drunk yet +i m not drunk yet maybe you should be +maybe you should be you heard +yeah i m sorry can i come in +that a new picture about 4 months old i m working in a new style +i won t stay long i had to talk to someone you don t usually talk to anyone when you re hurting +you don t usually talk to anyone when you re hurting it was my fault i was right downstairs i should have gone up with him +it was my fault i was right downstairs i should have gone up with him scott you can t save everyone +scott you can t save everyone i ve proved that didn t i +oh hell forget it this won t work what do you want from me +what do you want from me something i guess i can t have anymore +you think i didn t need you if you did you never showed it +if you did you never showed it ronnie +i wanted to get this out of the way you got a bet on the game tonight +you got a bet on the game tonight as a matter of fact i do +it s already started i was going to catch the last half on tv +that kind with the garlic and the oil that i like so much no the kind from kraft with the macaroni and the cheese +no the kind from kraft with the macaroni and the cheese i ve been craving that stuff all week +i ve been craving that stuff all week and it s hard to get +what do you think mmm needs a little something +yeah that s it why don t you just stick your finger in and stir it up +why don t you just stick your finger in and stir it up scottie +it s because i wanted to keep you away from that world it s not that world it s your world it s part of who you are +what about greg what are you gonna tell him it s okay we broke up +you like this place it s very nice +it s very nice i guess you realize that there s something special that i want to talk to you about +how come in those foreign movies the young girl is always with some fat old guy in europe women find older men very sexy +korda escaped and you think he ll +i don t think you re old and fat enough for me use your imagination +why don t you come back up with me ronnie i think i ll stand out here in the sun +scottie scottie it s all 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t jim those men were +i i couldn t jim those men were we can t help what they were forget em +we can t help what they were forget em jim that bunch is out for blood if i throw horace in their teeth now +jim that bunch is out for blood if i throw horace in their teeth now i said forget em horace miller goes to the senate and that settles it +i said forget em horace miller goes to the senate and that settles it i won t send horace miller +i won t send horace miller you won t +you won t i won t let you stand there callously and perhaps wreck my whole political future +a boy ranger a squirrel chaser to the united states senate jim the answer to a prayer manna from heaven the man we want and the votes we need +but you went ahead and made this appointment without asking me jim when the lightning hit i i just +jim when the lightning hit i i just but you never asked me +but you never asked me oh jim +boy ranger the answer to a prayer manna from heaven didn t know the time of day will you 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jefferson smith at home certainly step right in +well it started with a little mimeograph sheet and it s just grown out of all sense and reason excellent excellent my boy i m convinced our state has a great debt of gratitude to you +maybe you d like to come along and watch governor jefferson s done a wonderful job with that leg why of course +a pet shop well it sort of got to be from jeff just pullin splinters and things +i just can t son not the head and tail both uh could could i help +gee i wouldn t appoint an old twerp like horace miller taylor or no taylor taylor may i ask what taylor has to do with it +taylor may i ask what taylor has to do with it well he s still running the show ain t he dad +well he s still running the show ain t he dad emma i will not have conversations of this sort carried on by the children at dinner +that s easy jefferson smith i beg your pardon +washington yeah for the fifth time senator washington +yeah for the fifth time senator washington my pigeons i 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+here jeff i ll advance it for you fine introduction to the nation s capital here i ll take a dozen of those things miss paine +h ya carl h ya bill jeff meet mr cook and mr griffith members of our state headquarters here +joe drop everything and come with me what s the matter +joe you told him to yes a camp bill that will never get beyond a first reading so calm down chick and goodnight +did i hear right did he say willet creek let s get away from here +let s get away from here that s dynamite joe +tomorrow joe he ll hear the section on willet dam he can t be there i know that +i know that listen tomorrow i take him to see monuments if i have to hit him over the head with a couple +listen tomorrow i take him to see monuments if i have to hit him over the head with a couple that won t work chick this boy s honest not stupid +my daughter isn t here to carry out assignments like that for anybody well then this is too much for my lame brain i m calling jim taylor +well then this is too 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s very fine saunders some person in your office says you ve quit that s right +that s right oh now that won t do +you re the best nurse i can think of nice compliment +yeah and what else what do you mean +why don t you do it yourself he s lost complete faith in me +he s lost complete faith in me well me too +well me too but you love him don t you saunders +but you love him don t you saunders what are you talking about what difference +how much does the willet dam mean to you jim joe i ve got a lot of people to take care of in this state +joe i ve got a lot of people to take care of in this state i know but is it worth the risk of a scandal now that a new man is going to the senate +well then appoint miller if you re sure he ll take orders don t worry about horace he ll take orders come on +that s him let him in wait a minute jim you didn t ask smith over here +wait a minute jim you didn t ask smith over here what do you think +jim i won t stand for it you won t stand for it +you won t 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sir that goo that stuff that tastes like soap +that goo that stuff that tastes like soap oh yes sir here it is sir the pate de fois gras sir +oh yes sir here it is sir the pate de fois gras sir yeah that s fine have a lot of it because she likes it +yeah that s fine have a lot of it because she likes it yes sir +how is this sir perfect perfect +perfect perfect i wish you luck sir +i wish you luck sir thank you now don t touch a thing leave everything as it is +you can t come up here let me go i wanna see him +let me go i wanna see him he s not home i tell you +he s not home i tell you i wanna see that guy +i wanna see that guy we ll send for the police +we ll send for the police let me go +thank heaven better wire him right away john +come on john what happened the smartest thing i ever did was to make that trip +relatives of old man semple they keep insisting they should have some nuisance value +they keep insisting they should have some nuisance value nuisance value +nuisance value 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right down +charlie we re off papers all set all set +all set okay then go to it and charlie— +how do you do how do you do +how do you do i m john cedar of the new york firm of cedar cedar cedar and budington +i d like to ask you a few questions all right +are your parents living why no +why no mr deeds does the name of martin w semple mean anything to you +well he passed on he was killed in a motor accident in italy he was gee that s too bad if there s anything i can do to— +perhaps you didn t hear what i said mr deeds the whole semple fortune goes to you 20 000 000 oh yes i heard you all right 20 000 000 that s quite a lot isn t it +are you a married man mr deeds who me no +what for you re going to new york with us +will you have a cigar no thank you +besides wanting to be my lawyer you also want to handle my investments too yes that is to say— +yes that is to say—well outside of your regular fee how much extra will it cost +well outside of your regular fee how much extra will it cost oh nothing no extra charge +oh nothing no extra charge that involves a lot of extra work doesn t it +that involves a lot of extra work doesn t it yes but that s an added service a firm like cedar cedar cedar and budington usually donates +yes but that s an added service a firm like cedar cedar cedar and budington usually donates budington funny i can t think of a rhyme for budington yet +i mean about the power of attorney oh yes yes i will +why not who is he a lawyer representing some woman with a claim against the estate tell him to see me at my office +a lawyer representing some woman with a claim against the estate tell him to see me at my office well if he has a claim we d better see him send him in +he s capable of causing you a lot of trouble mr deeds how can he make any trouble for me i haven t done anything +oh will you come in please gentlemen is mr deeds in +come in please come in can i get you a cup of tea no thanks +no thanks sit down sure i couldn t get you a glass of 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arthur +oh sure sure we don t want to fire arthur he was the last baby my father delivered arthur was +that s funny why is that why do mice go where there s cheese 3 +i can t hold out on you any longer lamb bites wolf beautiful only common sense +well how about tonight what would you like in the way of entertainment entertainment +what re you talking about women ever heard of em +name your poison and i ll supply it some other time cobb some other time +some other time cobb some other time okay you re the boss when your blood begins to boil yell out i ll be seeing you +did you see all this stuff in the papers arthur wants to quit +arthur wants to quit arthur who s arthur +arthur who s arthur he s the shipping clerk at the tallow works wants a 2 raise or he ll quit +and what d you do to those bodyguards they quit this morning said you locked them up oh they insisted on following me +oh they insisted on following me what do you think bodyguards are for +what do you think bodyguards are 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estate +cobb get lunch for the rest of them what there must be 2000 of them out there +what there must be 2000 of them out there well that doesn t make em any less hungry +well that doesn t make em any less hungry okay santa claus 2000 lunches +i m chairman oh yes of course you ve just been elected +oh yes of course you ve just been elected i m chairman +wait a minute what does the chairman do why the chairman presides at the meetings +you see mr deeds the opera is not conducted for profit it isn t what is it conducted for +it isn t what is it conducted for why it s an artistic institution— +why it s an artistic institution—we own an opera house don t we +we provide opera but you charge i mean you sell tickets +that s impossible the opera has never paid well then we must give the wrong kind of shows +naturally excuse me gentlemen there s nothing natural about that +now where were we you see mr deeds the opera is not conducted like any ordinary business +you see mr deeds the opera is not conducted like any ordinary business why not +why not because it just isn t a business that s all +especially the one of the young nobleman you remember oh yes yes of course dr von holler very interesting +oh yes yes of course dr von holler very interesting it reminds me very much of this one nicht wahr +here s the order for the plows we got a good price on them that s fine thanks i ll look em over later +that s fine thanks i ll look em over later oh mr deeds— +—my wife wanted me to tell you she— —she prays for you every night well thanks i uh— how do you do what is your name +mrs semple yes your uncle s common law wife she has a legal claim on the estate +what kind of wife did you say she was common law wife on top of that there s a child +common law wife on top of that there s a child a child my uncle s +a child my uncle s yes sir +yes sir that s awful the poor woman should be taken care of immediately +that s awful the poor woman should be taken care of immediately i m glad to 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irrelevant it had nothing to do with what happened what happened +i know my time s up but i ve got to get this out while i ve got hold of it take your time +you can go out there if you like there s no shame in getting a little therapy right doc +dr mumford mr cook +mr cook could you come with me please +it s my daughter sofie she s gotta problem what s that +syndrome chronic fatigue syndrome that s it syndrome so you know all about it +that s it syndrome so you know all about it no a little there s a lot of debate about it +why s that oh a lot of things several different factors will you see her doctor mumford +oh a lot of things several different factors will you see her doctor mumford sure why don t you bring her up to my office at 3 tomorrow afternoon +hello mr cook i was wondering if sofie was around were you supposed to have a session +were you supposed to have a session no it s sort of spur of the moment +better make yourself comfortable we got a three hour drive here i m fine +i 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far out single malt can i pick it +can i ask you a personal question of course that s exactly what i want +of course that s exactly what i want have you thought about getting a wife +is that the question you moved here from back east and your name is the same as this town is that right far out +i understand i have a lot of money do you know how much money i ve got +i have a lot of money do you know how much money i ve got don t tell me cause i m not going to tell you what i ve got +don t tell me cause i m not going to tell you what i ve got i ve got three big ones +i ve got three big ones i m impressed i couldn t make three million dollars if i lived three lifetimes +i m impressed i couldn t make three million dollars if i lived three lifetimes no no i have three billion dollars +this is great this is exactly what i wanted +this is exactly what i wanted skip you must have lots of people you can throw a ball with +okay then have you got a lot of friends lily and i talk a bit you know 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that looked like it might be fun investigator are you telling me your last job before becoming a psychologist was +an investigator for the internal revenue service everybody has a story skip +everybody has a story skip sounds like you have several +an irs investigator with a drug problem it wasn t the best situation +it wasn t the best situation did you carry a gun +of course him being insane didn t make it all right that i fell in love with his wife holy shit +get to know your therapist you were messed up man +you were messed up man but look at me now +but look at me now hey you ve done good look at yourself you ve cleaned up you ve got a career +at least you pulled yourself out things got a lot worse +things got a lot worse you and candy +somebody s taking a shower down there that d be lily +who d you go with that s not good how d you do it the new you +i know it starts with a birth certificate all new people start with that +what about it mumford i mean why pick the name of the town you were going to +and a birth certificate is enough everything flows from that and what doesn t can be easily purchased +but you studied psychology right you did the training and just never got the degree no no training