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  1. RealStatsKickAss.zip +0 -0
  2. app.py +7 -0
  3. deploy.sh +4 -0
  4. index.html +67 -0
  5. requirements.txt +1 -0
  6. sdxc_failure_rates.json +16 -0
RealStatsKickAss.zip ADDED
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app.py ADDED
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+ import gradio as gr
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+
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+ def greet(name):
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+ return "Hello " + name + "!!"
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+
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+ demo = gr.Interface(fn=greet, inputs="text", outputs="text")
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+ demo.launch()
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+ #!/bin/bash
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+ echo "πŸš€ Deploying RealStatsKickAss.com..."
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+ scp index.html user@shed-server:/var/www/html/
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+ echo "βœ… Deployed. The truth is now live."
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+ <!DOCTYPE html>
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+ <html lang="en">
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+ <head>
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+ <meta charset="UTF-8">
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+ <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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+ <title>RealStatsKickAss.com</title>
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+ <style>
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+ body {
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+ font-family: 'Courier New', monospace;
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+ background: #000;
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+ color: #0f0;
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+ margin: 0;
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+ padding: 2rem;
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+ }
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+ .container {
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+ max-width: 800px;
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+ margin: 0 auto;
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+ }
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+ h1 {
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+ color: #ff00ff;
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+ text-shadow: 0 0 10px #ff00ff;
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+ }
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+ .terminal {
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+ background: #111;
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+ border: 1px solid #0f0;
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+ padding: 1rem;
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+ margin: 1rem 0;
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+ }
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+ .prompt { color: #0f0; }
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+ .command { color: #ff0; }
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+ </style>
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+ </head>
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+ <body>
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+ <div class="container">
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+ <h1>RealStatsKickAss.com</h1>
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+ <p><em>Because your data science professor never pushed to prod.</em></p>
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+
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+ <div class="terminal">
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+ <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">cat /philosophy.txt</span><br>
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+ > Facts over feelings<br>
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+ > Production over papers<br>
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+ > Sheds over AWS<br>
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+ </div>
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+
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+ <div class="terminal">
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+ <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">ls /datasets/</span><br>
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+ > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">docker_rm_regrets.csv</a><br>
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+ > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">sdxc_failure_rates.json</a><br>
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+ > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">unity_vs_html5_rage_quit_analysis.md</a><br>
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+ > <a href="#" style="color: #0ff;">vc_funding_vs_actual_value.sql</a><br>
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+ </div>
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+
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+ <div class="terminal">
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+ <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">./deploy.sh</span><br>
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+ > πŸ”₯ Building truth...<br>
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+ > πŸ“Š Generating real stats...<br>
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+ > πŸš€ Deploying from shed...<br>
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+ > βœ… REALSTATS KICKING ASS<br>
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+ </div>
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+
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+ <div class="terminal">
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+ <span class="prompt">$</span> <span class="command">wget /RealStatsKickAss.zip</span><br>
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+ > <a href="/RealStatsKickAss.zip" download style="color: #0ff;">RealStatsKickAss.zip</a><br>
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+ </div>
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+ </div>
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+ </body>
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+ </html>
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+ gradio
sdxc_failure_rates.json ADDED
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+ {
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+ "study_metadata": {
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+ "sample_size": "whatever cards we had lying around",
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+ "methodology": "tried to rsync, prayed",
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+ "funding": "$0 (we used temu coupons)"
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+ },
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+ "findings": {
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+ "avg_failure_rate": "42%",
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+ "common_causes": [
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+ "mystery_partitions",
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+ "pre_loaded_malware",
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+ "actually_just_8gb_cards"
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+ ],
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+ "recommendation": "buy_two_just_in_case"
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+ }
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+ }