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$ cat /philosophy.txt
> Facts over feelings
> Production over papers
> Sheds over AWS

$ ls /datasets/
> docker_rm_regrets.csv
> sdxc_failure_rates.json
> unity_vs_html5_rage_quit_analysis.md
> vc_funding_vs_actual_value.sql

$ ./deploy.sh
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> 📊 Generating real stats...
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$ wget /RealStatsKickAss.zip
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