| There once was a cat with a hat | |
| Who liked to chase mice and get fat | |
| But one day he found | |
| That his hat was unsound | |
| And ended up looking quite flat | |
| There once was a man from Peru | |
| Whose shoes were a bright shade of blue | |
| He walked down the street | |
| With a confident beat | |
| And everyone said "Who knew?" | |
| There once was a girl with a kite | |
| She flew it with all of her might | |
| But the wind was too strong | |
| And before very long | |
| The kite was nowhere in sight | |
| There once was a chef named Pierre | |
| Whose souffles were the talk of the year | |
| But one day he slipped | |
| And the souffle was flipped | |
| And it landed right in his ear | |
| There once was a boy with a ball | |
| Who played in the park with his doll | |
| But the ball rolled away | |
| And he didn't know what to say | |
| So he went home feeling quite small | |
| There once was a bird in a tree | |
| Who sang a sweet melody | |
| But then came a storm | |
| And the bird lost its form | |
| And its tune was no longer free | |
| There once was a man with a beard | |
| That he thought was quite weird | |
| But then he realized | |
| That it was quite prized | |
| And his confidence was then steered | |
| There once was a woman named Sue | |
| Who liked to wear nothing but blue | |
| But one day she found | |
| That her clothes were unsound | |
| And she had to start anew | |
| There once was a dog with a bone | |
| Who wouldn't share it with anyone | |
| But then came a friend | |
| And he learned to bend | |
| And they both had fun in the sun | |
| There once was a teacher named Lee | |
| Who loved to teach history | |
| But then came a pandemic | |
| And everything seemed manic | |
| And Lee had to learn how to teach virtually | |
| There once was a man from Brazil | |
| Whose dance moves were quite the thrill | |
| He danced every day | |
| In his own special way | |
| And everyone watched with goodwill | |
| There once was a snail on a leaf | |
| Who thought life was ever so brief | |
| But then it started to rain | |
| And it felt no more pain | |
| And slid down the leaf like a thief | |
| There once was a girl with a pen | |
| Who wrote poems again and again | |
| But one day she got stuck | |
| And her words turned to muck | |
| And she had to start over, amen | |
| There once was a man from the moon | |
| Who dreamed of coming to Earth soon | |
| But when he arrived | |
| He was quite deprived | |
| And went back to the moon in a swoon | |
| There once was a chef named Sue | |
| Whose food was always on cue | |
| But one day she tried | |
| A new recipe guide | |
| And her customers said "Boo hoo" | |
| There once was a boy with a kite | |
| That flew so high, it was out of sight | |
| But then the string broke | |
| And the kite became a joke | |
| And the boy had to say goodnight | |
| There once was a girl with a hat | |
| That she wore everywhere, even at bat | |
| But one day it flew off | |
| And she let out a cough | |
| And went home feeling quite flat | |
| There once was a bird with a beak | |
| That couldn't find anything to eat | |
| But then came a worm | |
| And the bird had a firm | |
| And satisfying meal, oh so sweet | |
| There once was a man with a car | |
| That he drove like a superstar | |
| But then came a crash | |
| And his car was just ash | |
| And he had to find a new bar | |
| There once was a woman named Rose | |
| Whose garden was the envy of those | |
| But then came a storm | |
| And the garden was forlorn | |
| And Rose had to start over with hose | |
| There once was a boy with a dream | |
| To travel to space, or so it would seem | |
| He worked hard every day | |
| And soon found his way | |
| And lived his life in zero-gravity regime | |
| There once was a cat named Jack | |
| Who loved to sleep on a sack | |
| But one day he fell | |
| And it hurt like hell | |
| And he woke up with a crack | |
| There once was a man from the west | |
| Whose hat was his prize possession, the best | |
| But then came the wind | |
| And his hat flew, it was thinned | |
| And he went on a quest to find it, obsessed | |
| There once was a woman named Sue | |
| Who painted the town with a bright hue | |
| But one day she ran out | |
| And she began to pout | |
| And went to the store to buy some new | |
| There once was a boy with a toy | |
| That he played with every day, oh boy! | |
| But then it broke | |
| And he was almost in stroke | |
| And had to throw it away, oh noy! | |
| There once was a man with a bike | |
| Who liked to go on rides that were alike | |
| But then came a hill | |
| And his energy was killed | |
| And he had to stop and take a hike | |
| There once was a woman with a phone | |
| That she used to connect, talk and groan | |
| But then came a message | |
| And she read with a presage | |
| And her heart skipped a beat, all alone | |
| There once was a frog in a pond | |
| Who thought he was king, oh so fond | |
| But then came a snake | |
| And the frog was in stake | |
| And his kingdom vanished like a bond | |
| There once was a boy with a book | |
| That he read every day with a hook | |
| But then came a test | |
| And he failed, it was the best | |
| And he learned to study more, no rook | |
| There once was a woman from Spain | |
| Whose cooking was known as quite insane | |
| But then came a guest | |
| And the dish was a pest | |
| And she had to start over again, with a grain | |
| There once was a man with a nose | |
| So big, it got stuck in his clothes | |
| He tried to get it out | |
| But it was like a trout | |
| And he walked around looking like a rose | |
| There once was a woman named Glenda | |
| Whose hobby was collecting agenda | |
| She had hundreds of them | |
| All in a hem | |
| And her friends thought she was just a pretenda | |
| There once was a dog with no tail | |
| Who liked to chase cars on a trail | |
| But then one day he caught one | |
| And it was quite fun | |
| And the car started wagging like a sail | |
| There once was a boy with a spoon | |
| Who liked to use it as a harpoon | |
| He aimed for a fish | |
| But missed and went swish | |
| And ended up in a balloon | |
| There once was a girl with a dress | |
| That she wore in a way, quite a mess | |
| She put it on upside down | |
| And went into town | |
| And everyone thought she was just impressed | |
| There once was a man with a hat | |
| That he wore even when he sat | |
| But then came a bird | |
| And the hat was absurd | |
| And he went around looking like a rat | |
| There once was a cat named Joe | |
| Who liked to eat things that weren't foe | |
| He ate a whole cake | |
| And a pie in a bake | |
| And his belly started to grow | |
| There once was a woman from France | |
| Whose cooking was known to enhance | |
| She put in too much spice | |
| And it wasn't too nice | |
| And her guests had to go dance | |
| There once was a boy with a toy | |
| That he used to play with, oh boy! | |
| He played all day and night | |
| And it was quite a sight | |
| And his parents thought he was their coy | |
| There once was a man from the moon | |
| Who thought he was coming to Earth soon | |
| But then he got lost | |
| And his mission was tossed | |
| And he ended up in a cocoon | |
| There once was a woman with a shoe | |
| That she wore every day, like a glue | |
| But then came a hole | |
| And her foot went cold | |
| And she had to buy something new | |
| There once was a frog with a hat | |
| That he wore like a cool cat | |
| But then came a storm | |
| And his hat was the norm | |
| And he went on a quest to get back | |
| There once was a boy with a ball | |
| That he bounced and bounced, and had a ball | |
| But then came a crack | |
| And the ball went whack | |
| And he had to find something else to enthral | |
| There once was a man with a beard | |
| That he thought was quite weird | |
| He shaved it one day | |
| And went out to play | |
| And everyone thought he was a revered | |
| There once was a woman with a cake | |
| That she baked and baked, and took a break | |
| But then came a mouse | |
| And ate the whole house | |
| And she had to start from scratch, for Pete's sake! | |
| There once was a boy with a kite | |
| That he flew all day and all night | |
| But then came a hawk | |
| And the kite was a crock | |
| And the boy had to find a new sight | |
| There once was a girl with a book | |
| That she read in every nook | |
| But then came a page | |
| That was quite a rage | |
| And she had to find a new hook | |
| There once was a man with a car | |
| That he drove like a superstar | |
| But then came a flat | |
| And he had to chat | |
| And ended up walking afar | |
| There once was a woman named Marge | |
| Whose obsession was with a large | |
| She collected them all | |
| And hung them on the wall | |
| And it looked like a barge | |
| There once was a boy with a bird | |
| That he talked to and called "my word" | |
| But then came a cat | |
| And the bird was a rat | |
| And the boy was left feeling absurd | |
| There once was a man with a phone | |
| That he used to talk and groan | |
| But then came a glitch | |
| And it turned into a witch | |
| And he was left feeling alone | |
| There once was a girl with a dream | |
| To fly to the moon, or so it would seem | |
| But then came a storm | |
| And her dream was the norm | |
| And she was left feeling supreme | |
| There once was a cat with a hat | |
| That he wore to the park and all that | |
| But then came a dog | |
| And the hat was a slog | |
| And the cat had to find a new chat | |
| There once was a boy with a ball | |
| That he kicked and kicked, and had a ball | |
| But then came a net | |
| And he was left with regret | |
| And had to find a new call | |
| There once was a woman with a spoon | |
| That she used to play a funny tune | |
| But then came a crowd | |
| And it was a little too loud | |
| And she had to find a new boon | |
| There once was a man with a hat | |
| That he wore even when he sat | |
| But then came a bee | |
| And it was quite a spree | |
| And the man went running like a rat | |
| There once was a dog with a bone | |
| That he liked to chew and moan | |
| But then came a bird | |
| And the bone was a turd | |
| And the dog was left with a groan | |
| There once was a boy with a pen | |
| That he used to write stories, now and then | |
| But then came a spill | |
| And the pen went still | |
| And he had to find a new den | |
| There once was a woman with a hat | |
| That she wore like a mat | |
| But then came a gust | |
| And the hat turned to dust | |
| And the woman was left with a spat | |
| There once was a man with a cat | |
| That he trained to wear a hat | |
| But then came a mouse | |
| And the cat was a grouse | |
| And the man had to find a new pat | |
| There once was a girl with a kite | |
| That she flew up high and out of sight | |
| But then came a storm | |
| And the kite was forlorn | |
| And the girl was left with a plight | |
| There once was a boy with a bike | |
| That he liked to ride and hike | |
| But then came a bump | |
| And the bike took a dump | |
| And the boy was left with a strike | |
| There once was a woman with a phone | |
| That she used to talk and moan | |
| But then came a beep | |
| And the phone went to sleep | |
| And the woman was left all alone | |
| There once was a man with a beard | |
| That he thought was quite weird | |
| But then came a trend | |
| And the beard was his friend | |
| And the man was quite cheered | |
| There once was a boy with a ball | |
| That he kicked around, feeling tall | |
| But then came a hole | |
| And the ball lost its role | |
| And the boy was left with a drawl | |
| There once was a woman with a cake | |
| That she baked and baked, feeling awake | |
| But then came a burn | |
| And the cake took a turn | |
| And the woman was left with a quake | |
| There once was a man with a fish | |
| That he liked to put on a dish | |
| But then came a cat | |
| And the fish was flat | |
| And the man was left with a swish | |
| There once was a girl with a toy | |
| That she played with and felt joy | |
| But then came a crack | |
| And the toy was a hack | |
| And the girl was left feeling coy | |