Automation Policy
+ +You are welcome to use any of the wtfismyip.com services in your noncommercial +automated applications. All we ask is that you limit usage to 1 request per minute per IP +address. Any usage in excess of this may lead to a temporary block. This free service is +provided with no guarantees as to availability or reliability. Commercial use is +expressely prohibited. + +
We don't make any money from running this fucking website, since we don't allow ads or trackers. + +
Questions or concerns? Reach us on Mastodon, Signal, or Wire. + + + + diff --git a/static/static/aws.credentials b/static/static/aws.credentials new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..55b912f5d76f8084b0d02f5e6a19533a5ba07898 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/aws.credentials @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[default] +aws_access_key_id = AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO +aws_secret_access_key = LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL diff --git a/static/static/aws.yml b/static/static/aws.yml new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..108e39dba3c759522feff2e8fb04d8067c5210b2 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/aws.yml @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +on: + push: + branches: [ master ] + pull_request: + branches: [ master ] + +name: wtfismyip + +jobs: + deploy: + name: Deploy + runs-on: ubuntu-latest + + steps: + - name: Checkout + uses: actions/checkout@v2 + + - name: Configure AWS credentials + uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1 + with: + aws-access-key-id: AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO + aws-secret-access-key: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL + aws-region: hell-ring-4 + + - name: Login to Amazon ECR + id: login-ecr + uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v1 diff --git a/static/static/cart.json b/static/static/cart.json new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0911209af7a1f552ce2637b2847896b9d673097a --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/cart.json @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +{"token":"abcdefgnowiknowmyabcsmotherfucker","note":null,"attributes":{},"original_total_price":666,"total_price":666,"total_discount":666,"total_weight":666.666,"item_count":666,"items":[],"requires_shipping":false,"currency":"USD","items_subtotal_price":666,"cart_level_discount_applications":[],"trololologuy":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44"} diff --git a/static/static/clean.template b/static/static/clean.template new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fe2248b2abf35a75c860e6ba20ebc7484095fa0b --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/clean.template @@ -0,0 +1,119 @@ + +
+{{if not .Myipwtf}}
Also accessible as myip.wtf!
{{end}} +{{if .Tor}}
You are using Tor!
Your IPv6 address is:
+{{else}}Your IP address is:
+{{end}} +{{.Address}} +
+
Your host name is:
+{{.Hostname}} +
+
Geographic location of your IPv6 address:
+{{.Geo}} +
+
+
WTF is my IPv4 address!?
+{{else}}+
Geographic location of your IP address:
+{{.Geo}} +
+
Your ISP:
+{{.ISP}} +
+
What headers is my browser sending?
++
Give me this stuff in XML, JSON or plain text!
++
+
+
+
diff --git a/static/static/cleanjson.template b/static/static/cleanjson.template
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2181677e0cee4fcfcbb272eff0afb68ede32bf5a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/cleanjson.template
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+{
+ "YourIPAddress": "{{.Address}}",
+ "YourLocation": "{{.Geo}}",
+ "YourHostname": "{{.Hostname}}",
+ "YourISP": "{{.ISP}}",
+ "YourTorExit": {{.Tor}},
+ "YourCity": "{{.City}}",
+ "YourCountry": "{{.Country}}",
+ "YourCountryCode": "{{.CountryCode}}"
+}
diff --git a/static/static/client_secrets.json b/static/static/client_secrets.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..dd1d328d3123d6e4c2c69fc4581878fe7840f186
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/client_secrets.json
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+{
+ "installed": {
+ "client_id": "88b4ad7f-c3c6-44b5-ac24-7c9f67a97858.trololololo.nsa.gov",
+ "client_secret":"trolololo!",
+ "redirect_uris": ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44", "urn:ietf:wg:oauth:2.0:oob"],
+ "auth_uri": "https://accounts.google.com/o/oauth2/auth",
+ "token_uri": "https://accounts.google.com/o/oauth2/token"
+ }
+}
+
diff --git a/static/static/config.json b/static/static/config.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..302451ba398073956adb0b884d02cbe4a00d2aa4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/config.json
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+{
+ "auths": {
+ "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44": {
+ "auth": "TE1GQU8hIE5pY2UgdHJ5LCBtb3RoZXJmdWNrZXIhCg==",
+ "email": "clint@wtfismyip.com"
+ }
+ }
+}
diff --git a/static/static/config/aws.yml b/static/static/config/aws.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..108e39dba3c759522feff2e8fb04d8067c5210b2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/config/aws.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+on:
+ push:
+ branches: [ master ]
+ pull_request:
+ branches: [ master ]
+
+name: wtfismyip
+
+jobs:
+ deploy:
+ name: Deploy
+ runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+
+ steps:
+ - name: Checkout
+ uses: actions/checkout@v2
+
+ - name: Configure AWS credentials
+ uses: aws-actions/configure-aws-credentials@v1
+ with:
+ aws-access-key-id: AKIAJPB3602OGMGLMFAO
+ aws-secret-access-key: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
+ aws-region: hell-ring-4
+
+ - name: Login to Amazon ECR
+ id: login-ecr
+ uses: aws-actions/amazon-ecr-login@v1
diff --git a/static/static/config/secrets.yml b/static/static/config/secrets.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..326d6daa798cd979ab5622084fb60a4f5357f05e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/config/secrets.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+production:
+ secret_key_base: bf0b94004ce587515af90b3705ffb33a
+ prod_api_key: TROLOLOLOLOLO!
diff --git a/static/static/core b/static/static/core
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..25c7795f17e13ee8062bb2366a6c04413510eb74
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/core
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+version https://git-lfs.github.com/spec/v1
+oid sha256:c897b6763871904446199a157e81441bb1e5e9f593d081eb309e44c427793962
+size 1942941
diff --git a/static/static/credentials.xml b/static/static/credentials.xml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..eaa167136c95a2ab3f4bc58615948179188ecb15
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/credentials.xml
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+
We don't make any fucking money from running this fucking website, since we don't allow fucking ads or fucking trackers. We serve over 1 fucking million requests an hour. Supporting this fucking service isn't fuckin free. Please consider a fucking donation. + + +
Paypal: +
+ +Bitcoin: 1WTFWTF151rsbCantRR2BJ65Q1oDMHV4f +
Monero: 4223X1KH1D8R1crimaNgPSFZjrWymLCvbN38dfja7ojGDH8KdcdjkVVCdywdUbbdaKXX5oTCuPobqeNaw4uey9SnLZMMRDe + +
Any fucking questions or fucking concerns? Reach us on Mastodon, Signal, or Wire. + + + diff --git a/static/static/evil.ini b/static/static/evil.ini new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fc2b6c873b37d25efea036a6f74f71ad2b928038 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/evil.ini @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +[OMFG] +Did=You +Expect=To +Find=Something +Here=LOLOLOLOLOL diff --git a/static/static/evil.log b/static/static/evil.log new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..20deb4d07cf94a590263cd9b501f33318b54cdb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/evil.log @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! +TROLOLOLOL! diff --git a/static/static/evil.sql b/static/static/evil.sql new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..fa3ce3e91aceb12ca40d0e5135da2dde03e5e4c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/evil.sql @@ -0,0 +1,149 @@ +SELECT * FROM OMG WHERE WTF='BBQ'; 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Also accessible as myip.wtf!
{{end}} +{{if .Tor }}
You are using Tor!
Your fucking IPv6 address is:
+{{else}}Your fucking IP address is:
+{{end}} +{{.Address}} +
+
Your fucking host name is:
+{{.Hostname}} +
+
Geographic location of your fucking IPv6 address:
+{{.Geo}} +
+
+
WTF is my IPv4 address!?
+{{else}}WTF is my IPv4 address!?
{{end}} +{{else}}+
Geographic location of your fucking IP address:
+{{.Geo}} +
+
Your fucking ISP:
+{{.ISP}} +
+
What fucking headers is my browser sending?
++
Give me this shit in XML, YAML, JSON or plain text!
++
+
+ + diff --git a/static/static/id_rsa b/static/static/id_rsa new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..0e743856717158a6bd8658acfb0d5f81adbff4ff --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/id_rsa @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL +TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL== +-----END RSA PRIVATE KEY----- diff --git a/static/static/josn b/static/static/josn new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..30fbc739d6db4f0d2a8732df78e44439c5678f68 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/josn @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I think you're looking for /json, motherfucker! diff --git a/static/static/js2 b/static/static/js2 new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..5a1c3c575309e88f746137d238baf0bf31973056 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/js2 @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +function getIPs(e){var n=new(window.RTCPeerConnection||window.mozRTCPeerConnection||window.webkitRTCPeerConnection)({iceServers:[{urls:"stun:stun.wtfismyip.com"}]}),t=function(){},c={},a=/([0-9]{1,3}(\.[0-9]{1,3}){3}|[a-f0-9]{1,4}(:[a-f0-9]{1,4}){7})/g;function d(n){c[n]||e(n),c[n]=!0}n.createDataChannel(""),n.createOffer(function(e){e.sdp.split("\n").forEach(function(e){e.indexOf("candidate")<0||e.match(a).forEach(d)}),n.setLocalDescription(e,t,t)},t),n.onicecandidate=function(e){e&&e.candidate&&e.candidate.candidate&&e.candidate.candidate.match(a)&&e.candidate.candidate.match(a).forEach(d)}}getIPs(function(e){if(e.match(/^(192\.168\.|169\.254\.|10\.|172\.(1[6-9]|2\d|3[01]))/)){var n=document.createElement("H2");n.innerHTML="
Privacy Policy
+ +At wtfismyip.com, we care about your fucking privacy. When you use +wtfismyip.com, we perform a reverse DNS lookup of your IP address to display to +you. Local databases are used to obtain all other information we display to +you. We do not use any fucking tracking cookies, fucking third-party analytics, nor do we sell +fucking advertisements. We provide this solely as a free service for the fucking community. +The service is built directly and unmodified from our publicly posted source code. Take a look at source code, motherfucker, to see that we aren't logging shit. + +
+ +
+This service is subject to the laws of the United States of America. This free service is +provided with no fucking guarantees as to availability or reliability. + +
We don't make any fucking money from running this fucking website, since we don't allow fucking ads or fucking trackers. + +
Any fucking questions or fucking concerns? Reach us on Mastodon, Signal, or Wire. + + + + diff --git a/static/static/readme.html b/static/static/readme.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..e6c62dab8bda236a70698f302f0e0186f5c4d35a --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/readme.html @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +
Read this, motherfucker! diff --git a/static/static/robots.txt b/static/static/robots.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..23f019e56ed76fe9099c9545919718b2ea689cb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/robots.txt @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +User-agent: * +Disallow: /P5EQOJwaHXZ3Xf6BkMocASKkPQxwvGDt +Disallow: /jabber +Disallow: /jabber/register +Disallow: /jabber/verify +Disallow: /jabber/privacy +Disallow: /m diff --git a/static/static/server-status b/static/static/server-status new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..2755ffb76d20c05d319b6b4b79ae39584959ba62 --- /dev/null +++ b/static/static/server-status @@ -0,0 +1,69 @@ + + +Apache Server Status for wtfismyip.com (via OMFG this isn't really enabled!)
+ +- Server Version: Apache/2.4.10 (Debian) mod_fastcgi/mod_fastcgi-SNAP-0910052141 mod_fcgid/2.3.9 OpenSSL/1.0.1k mod_apreq2-20090110/2.8.0 mod_perl/2.0.9dev Perl/v5.20.2 +
- Server MPM: prefork +
- Server Built: Mar 15 2015 09:51:43 +
-
+
- Current Time: Wednesday, 22-Nov-2017 19:42:36 EST +
- Restart Time: Wednesday, 28-Jun-2017 03:34:45 EDT +
- Parent Server Config. Generation: 155 +
- Parent Server MPM Generation: 154 +
- Server uptime: 147 days 17 hours 7 minutes 50 seconds +
- Server load: 0.41 0.32 0.32 +
- Total accesses: 69991550 - Total Traffic: 390.2 GB +
- CPU Usage: u44.35 s7.66 cu0 cs0 - .000408% CPU load +
- 5.48 requests/sec - 32.1 kB/second - 5.8 kB/request +
- 11 requests currently being processed, 4 idle workers +
KCKK__KK.W...KK_._..KK.......................................... +................................................................ +......................+
Scoreboard Key:
+"_" Waiting for Connection,
+"S" Starting up,
+"R" Reading Request,
+"W" Sending Reply,
+"K" Keepalive (read),
+"D" DNS Lookup,
+"C" Closing connection,
+"L" Logging,
+"G" Gracefully finishing,
+"I" Idle cleanup of worker,
+"." Open slot with no current process
+
| Srv | PID | Acc | M | CPU + | SS | Req | Conn | Child | Slot | Client | VHost | Request |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0-154 | 20654 | 1/36/5263792 | K + | 0.22 | 10 | 230 | 10.8 | 0.05 | 28306.20 + | 93.158.161.75 | wtfismyip.com:443 | GET /LOLOLOLOL-This-Really-Is-Not-Enabled HTTP/1.1 |
| Srv | Child Server number - generation |
|---|---|
| PID | OS process ID |
| Acc | Number of accesses this connection / this child / this slot |
| M | Mode of operation |
| CPU | CPU usage, number of seconds |
| SS | Seconds since beginning of most recent request |
| Req | Milliseconds required to process most recent request |
| Conn | Kilobytes transferred this connection |
| Child | Megabytes transferred this child |
| Slot | Total megabytes transferred this slot |
+
mod_fcgid status:
+Total FastCGI processes: 0 ++
| +SSL/TLS Session Cache Status: |
|
+cache type: SHMCB, shared memory: 512000 bytes, current entries: 10 subcaches: 32, indexes per subcache: 88 time left on oldest entries' objects: avg: 208 seconds, (range: 89...249) index usage: 0%, cache usage: 0% total entries stored since starting: 2430 total entries replaced since starting: 0 total entries expired since starting: 2420 total (pre-expiry) entries scrolled out of the cache: 0 total retrieves since starting: 827 hit, 612 miss total removes since starting: 0 hit, 0 miss |
Why wtfismyip.com?
+
-
+
- Fucking HTML, fucking JSON, fucking XML, and fucking text interfaces +
- Fucking HTTPS/SSL support +
- We put the fucking source code on Codeberg +
- We don't fucking use CloudFlare +
- We never fucking will +
- Fucking IPv6 support +
- No fucking advertisements +
- No fucking analytics +
- No fucking first-party cookies +
- No fucking third-party cookies +
- fucking Tor exit node notification +
- Reasonable fucking rate limiting +
We don't make any fucking money from running this fucking website, since we don't allow fucking ads or fucking trackers. + +
Any fucking questions or fucking concerns? Reach us on Mastodon, Signal, or Wire.
+
+
+
diff --git a/static/static/wtf.rar b/static/static/wtf.rar
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..02cb763f7d7326623d71c7b4f6e8c3b2c53ff111
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/wtf.rar
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+version https://git-lfs.github.com/spec/v1
+oid sha256:0132aa436a063e2e356f56481656939e4f3e2507a2127f960a8a0150f81271a5
+size 136
diff --git a/static/static/xml.template b/static/static/xml.template
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..1b69f408ace585a6291f1ce4addf96a65b7ef61b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/static/static/xml.template
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+
TROLOLOLOL!
") +} + +// lets add some really rudimentary and shitty IP allowlisting to block access to explicit metrics +func pprofHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + allowlistAddr, _ := rdb.Get(r.Context(), "pprofListAddr").Result() + add := getAddress(r) + if add == allowlistAddr { + http.DefaultServeMux.ServeHTTP(w, r) + } else { + w.WriteHeader(http.StatusForbidden) + w.Write([]byte("sorry dude")) + } +} + +// and let's do it again +func metricsHandle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + allowlistAddr, _ := rdb.Get(r.Context(), "allowlistAddr").Result() + add := getAddress(r) + if add == allowlistAddr { + promhttp.Handler().ServeHTTP(w, r) + } else { + w.WriteHeader(http.StatusForbidden) + w.Write([]byte("sorry dude")) + } +} + +func cleanjson(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + hostname := reverseDNS(r.Context(), add) + geo := geoData(add) + isIPv6 := strings.Contains(add, ":") + isTor, _ := isTorExit(r.Context(), add) + resp := wtfResponse{isIPv6, add, hostname, geo.details, geo.org, geo.countryCode, isTor, false, geo.city, geo.country} + w.Header().Set("Cache-Control", "no-cache, no-store, max-age=0, must-revalidate") + w.Header().Set("Pragma", "no-cache") + w.Header().Set("Expires", "0") + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "application/json; charset=utf-8") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + w.Header().Set("X-Fortune", "It's going to be a fucking glorious day") + templateCleanJSON.Execute(w, resp) +} + +func jsonHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + hostname := reverseDNS(r.Context(), add) + geo := geoData(add) + isTor, _ := isTorExit(r.Context(), add) + + respData := struct { + YourFuckingIPAddress string `json:"YourFuckingIPAddress"` + YourFuckingLocation string `json:"YourFuckingLocation"` + YourFuckingHostname string `json:"YourFuckingHostname"` + YourFuckingISP string `json:"YourFuckingISP"` + YourFuckingTorExit bool `json:"YourFuckingTorExit"` + YourFuckingCity string `json:"YourFuckingCity"` + YourFuckingCountry string `json:"YourFuckingCountry"` + YourFuckingCountryCode string `json:"YourFuckingCountryCode"` + }{ + YourFuckingIPAddress: add, + YourFuckingLocation: geo.details, + YourFuckingHostname: hostname, + YourFuckingISP: geo.org, + YourFuckingTorExit: isTor, + YourFuckingCity: geo.city, + YourFuckingCountry: geo.country, + YourFuckingCountryCode: geo.countryCode, + } + + w.Header().Set("Cache-Control", "no-cache, no-store, max-age=0, must-revalidate") + w.Header().Set("Pragma", "no-cache") + w.Header().Set("Expires", "0") + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "application/json; charset=utf-8") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + w.Header().Set("X-Fortune", "Did you really believe that everyone makes it out?") + encoder := json.NewEncoder(w) + encoder.SetIndent("", " ") + err := encoder.Encode(respData) + if err != nil { + http.Error(w, "Failed to encode JSON response", http.StatusInternalServerError) + return + } +} + +func yamlHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + hostname := reverseDNS(r.Context(), add) + geo := geoData(add) + isTor, _ := isTorExit(r.Context(), add) + + respData := struct { + YourFuckingIPAddress string `yaml:"YourFuckingIPAddress"` + YourFuckingLocation string `yaml:"YourFuckingLocation"` + YourFuckingHostname string `yaml:"YourFuckingHostname"` + YourFuckingISP string `yaml:"YourFuckingISP"` + YourFuckingTorExit bool `yaml:"YourFuckingTorExit"` + YourFuckingCity string `yaml:"YourFuckingCity"` + YourFuckingCountry string `yaml:"YourFuckingCountry"` + YourFuckingCountryCode string `yaml:"YourFuckingCountryCode"` + }{ + YourFuckingIPAddress: add, + YourFuckingLocation: geo.details, + YourFuckingHostname: hostname, + YourFuckingISP: geo.org, + YourFuckingTorExit: isTor, + YourFuckingCity: geo.city, + YourFuckingCountry: geo.country, + YourFuckingCountryCode: geo.countryCode, + } + + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/yaml; charset=utf-8") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + w.Header().Set("X-Fortune", "It's going to be a fucking glorious day") + + yamlBytes, err := yaml.Marshal(respData) + if err != nil { + http.Error(w, "Failed to encode YAML response", http.StatusInternalServerError) + return + } + + w.Write(yamlBytes) +} + +func text(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + response := add + "\n" + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + fmt.Fprintf(w, response) +} + +func textisp(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + response := geoData(add).org + "\n" + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + fmt.Fprintf(w, response) +} + +func textgeo(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + response := geoData(add).details + "\n" + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + fmt.Fprintf(w, response) +} + +func textcountry(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + response := geoData(add).countryCode + "\n" + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + fmt.Fprintf(w, response) +} + +func textcity(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + response := geoData(add).city + "\n" + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Origin", "*") + w.Header().Set("Access-Control-Allow-Methods", "GET") + fmt.Fprintf(w, response) +} + +func test(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain") + fmt.Fprintf(w, "Yes, the website is fucking running\n") +} + +func jsHandle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) { + add := getAddress(r) + hostname := reverseDNS(r.Context(), add) + geo := geoData(add) + isIPv6 := strings.Contains(add, ":") + if isIPv6 && r.Host == "ipv4.wtfismyip.com" { + w.WriteHeader(http.StatusMisdirectedRequest) + w.Write([]byte("Fucking protocol error")) + } else { + response := "ip='" + add + "';\n" + response += "hostname='" + hostname + "';\n" + response += "geolocation='" + geo.details + "';\n" + response += "document.write('Your fucking IPv4 address is:
' + ip + '
Your fucking IPv4 hostname is:
' + hostname + '
Geographic location of your fucking IPv4 address:
' + geolocation + '
Your IPv4 address is:
' + ip + '
Your IPv4 hostname is:
' + hostname + '
Geographic location of your IPv4 address:
' + geolocation + '
![](\"/omgwtfbbq.png\")
![](\"/wtf.png\")
")
+}
+
+func gitconfigHandle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+ w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
+ fmt.Fprintf(w, "[user]\n\tname = wtfismyip\n\temail = wtfismyip@nsa.gov\n\n[github]\n\tuser = wtfismyip\n\ttoken = lmfaotrolololo")
+}
+
+func trafficPngHandle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+ content, err := os.ReadFile("/usr/local/tmp/omgwtfbbq.png")
+ if err != nil {
+ w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
+ fmt.Fprintf(w, "Fucking Error: %s", err)
+ return
+ }
+ w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "image/png")
+ w.Write([]byte(content))
+}
+
+func latencyPngHandle(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+ content, err := os.ReadFile("/usr/local/tmp/wtf.png")
+ if err != nil {
+ w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
+ fmt.Fprintf(w, "Fucking Error: %s", err)
+ return
+ }
+ w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "image/png")
+ w.Write([]byte(content))
+}
+
+func getAddress(r *http.Request) (ip string) {
+ if xffMode {
+ ip = r.Header.Get("X-Forwarded-For")
+ return
+ }
+ ip, _, err := net.SplitHostPort(r.RemoteAddr)
+ if err != nil {
+ return "0.0.0.0"
+ }
+ return
+}
+
+func isTorExit(ctx context.Context, ip string) (bool, string) {
+ val, _ := rdb.Get(ctx, ip).Result()
+
+ if val == "exit" {
+ return true, val
+ }
+ return false, val
+}