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| "caption": "Bio: I might be a little loosely wound, but these two spiral arms give stellar hugs. Zoom in to fully appreciate my smokin' cigar-shaped body and perfectly rounded, moderate bulge. Swipe right if you're ready to cause a little cosmic disturbance!" | |
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| "id_str": "8f05494bfe7f7aae090ff4b4feec694a2962f6cbba86ea0a55d99c33862ee2da", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Let's skip the bar\u2014I'm a full-figured disk with tightly wound spiral arms perfect for pulling you close and a delightfully moderate bulge where it counts. Don't mind that flashy star trying to photobomb my profile pic; I promise I'm the only celestial body you'll want to orbit tonight." | |
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| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019m a perfectly smooth, cigar-shaped operator who loves living life on the edge(-on). My spiral arms are tightly wound to hold you close, and while I come with a slightly boxy bulge, I promise my \"ghosting\" is strictly just a telescope artifact. Swipe right and let's cause a minor disturbance together." | |
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| "id_str": "f03892d7704e52f7e67ac788d42b3d539e994c94265fceb56147666e326757d0", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Swipe right if you're into a curvy galaxy with a noticeably large bulge and mysterious arms ready to pull you into orbit. I'm an open book (never edge-on!) with no bars holding me back, even if I come with a minor emotional disturbance. Zoom in close and let's see if we have a cosmic connection." | |
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| "id_str": "e7364bdb179d7616bcf099c78a3b38e7ec41bd9ef207a5e244832dd23fc3ebce", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I'm a completely smooth operator with a perfectly rounded, moderate bulge and absolutely zero clingy spiral arms to tie you down. I usually prefer a drama-free orbit, but I'm totally open to a little minor disturbance if the right merger comes along. Swipe right and let me show you my best edge-on angles!" | |
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| "id_str": "5e4a714e88eee3b4a28de81faa5a9bf86cd0bc2f58cf47b69feb94cc84e4674e", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I'm a naturally smooth operator rocking a rather impressive bulge and absolutely zero barriers to keep us apart. I might be a little tightly wound, but I've got two gorgeous arms completely ready to pull you into my orbit. Swipe right if you're face-on and down to cause a minor disturbance tonight!" | |
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| "id_str": "b477e9515c09bf99d55854db50fe5f6540693c7c9d8513f08660877bb5eff8d9", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I might not have any spiral arms to wrap around you, but my smooth curves and impressively large bulge more than make up for it. I'm totally over the bar scene, so swipe right if you're ready to cause a little disturbance and go straight for a major merger." | |
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| "id_str": "be5ea40941c418e2bc8d16184cbefa5b169a82679587e5baa96caf9988ec3d40", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019m a smooth operator living life completely on the edge with a sleek, clump-free cigar shape. I keep my profile slim with practically zero bulge, but I've got just enough minor disturbances in my past to keep things interesting. Swipe right if you're looking to spark a major cosmic merger!" | |
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| "id_str": "f6fcade90510e747b99a06ee1815f011b028aa68c89e758839a6c295362b8f75", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Just a smooth operator with a very noticeable bulge looking for some serious cosmic chemistry. I might not have spiral arms to hold you or a bar to buy you drinks, but my sleek, clump-free oval physique is definitely open to a minor disturbance tonight." | |
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| "id_str": "bc67ae759b03b4ecfc9245042b9b51baac2f3f615c2af89ef0f5c46dbfe7219c", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I boast a perfectly \"in-between\" figure with no bars holding me back and, honestly, a pretty dominant bulge. I might keep my two spiral arms tightly wound, but I'm highly open to a major merger if we share the right gravitational pull. Swipe right, zoom in, and let's cause a little disturbance together." | |
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| "id_str": "ff1e223d19ec64645250ebdcb1add3f0eeb3fe1be41641ae8baba52cf049c3a7", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Rocking a famously large, boxy bulge and four spiral arms just waiting to pull you into my orbit. I might be a little clumpy and currently going through a major cosmic disturbance, but let's meet at my central bar and see where the night takes us. Swipe right if you can handle a beautifully chaotic romance!" | |
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| "id_str": "67ab7f9265f1cb11b6a429df7be990023ebd5b8a7eeb0e5aa8acc8c39ee39b56", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I'm a smooth operator with a sleek, cigar-shaped figure and a brilliantly rounded bulge that's impossible to ignore. I don't have a bar, so drinks are on you, but I'm drama-free and ready to wrap my elusive spiral arms around you. Swipe right if you're looking for a cosmic connection with just a hint of minor disturbance." | |
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| "id_str": "ddf023534f93b055b1b1404a179a4ce7074103f3565eb514cd73d2d335cdfdeb", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I might lack spiral arms to hold you and a massive bulge to brag about, but I make up for it with soft, well-rounded curves and a famously smooth touch. I come with a little scattered baggage and a bright friend who always photobombs my pics, but if you zoom in close, I'm totally down for a minor gravitational disturbance tonight." | |
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| "id_str": "dfa802e83b853a31b31f6af9f27cc8183c12765ad981610ff2ee5c626fc1777f", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I might not have spiral arms to hold you, but I\u2019m a smooth operator with perfectly round curves and a very respectable bulge. I come with a few star-studded quirks, but my data says I'm highly open to a massive merger. Swipe right if you're ready for a cosmic collision!" | |
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| "id_str": "e8b0ded82af50df2a81739ec83651a0ef1608f2131af882192d0534db29fe763", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Face-on and not afraid to show off my perfectly moderate bulge and tightly wound spiral arms just waiting to pull you in. I\u2019m a clump-free catch with no bar to hold us back, though I might come with a minor gravitational disturbance or two. Swipe right if you're ready for a stellar connection with no major collisions!" | |
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| "id_str": "ebc062de8d6beedb5ea946609996c2557cfe3bb475d55b153728166267a729f3", | |
| "caption": "Bio: With two tightly wound arms ready to pull you close and a beautifully prominent bulge, I'm the sleek, cigar-shaped catch of the cosmos. I\u2019m completely independent with zero messy merger baggage, but be warned\u2014I like to get zoomed in up close and personal. Swipe right if you're ready for some serious gravitational attraction!" | |
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| "id_str": "09292fd7cdbfb0fb718d1d00628a04f1ad0303eb1b7e2ac3315328733e59bba3", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019m a totally smooth, clump-free operator with a well-rounded figure and an undeniably dominant bulge. I might lack the spiral arms to hold you tight, but I promise my gravitational pull will draw you right in. Swipe right, zoom in on my best features, and let's see if we connect without any messy mergers!" | |
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| "id_str": "949baea2b3cf6d98c310817358791a510af06961f6fe75d4c4f1beb1e3a0fcb7", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I might be a little tightly wound, but with two perfect spiral arms and absolutely no bars holding me back, I definitely know how to pull you in. I'm fully face-on, rocking a delightfully moderate bulge, and currently single. Swipe right if you're ready to get up close and spark a cosmic merger!" | |
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| "id_str": "78cfc1ebded4ba7666900fc3d2faee5dd901f3d9a54aaa80ee545fdf9aabd7de", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019m a smooth operator with a perfectly rounded bulge and tightly wound arms just waiting to pull you into my orbit. I might not have a bar to take you to\u2014and sure, I come with a little minor disturbance from my past\u2014but who doesn't love a slightly chaotic oval?" | |
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| "id_str": "f367196897a619f62c9a3a35f1e05a68001dafffca355ac04a5d49e0024229ea", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019m rocking a beautifully moderate bulge and more than enough tightly wound spiral arms to hold you close all night. I\u2019m completely single (zero mergers in sight) and love being admired strictly face-on. Swipe right if you're ready to zoom in closer and get caught up in my orbit." | |
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| "id_str": "35b6b5652d3d4bea88bb9bbd95db572ecaf172888161879a5660655314f603da", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I\u2019ve got two spiral arms to pull you close, a modest little bulge, and absolutely no interest in hitting the bar. Please excuse the flashy star photobombing my profile pic with its diffraction spikes\u2014I promise my clump-free curves are the real center of gravity. I might come with a minor disturbance in my past, but I'm completely ready to sweep you right into my orbit." | |
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| "id_str": "dab3c5da7f5cc42a29a8ef347cb1ada3af98c4c6e090b70e5c8108b64d825d15", | |
| "caption": "Bio: Rocking a moderate bulge and a multitude of loosely wound arms just waiting to pull you into my orbit. I might be going through a major disturbance from an ongoing merger, but that just means I'm totally open to getting deeply entangled. Swipe right if you appreciate a fully face-on view and don't mind a flashy diffraction spike adding some extra sparkle to my photos!" | |
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| "id_str": "2fa188c6e77f1ded680739505dbdcd60b2648f01540cde4b1f61a024dac8b1fe", | |
| "caption": "Bio: I'm a well-rounded cutie rocking a moderate bulge, a delightfully smooth physique, and two tightly wound arms perfect for pulling you in close. Ignore that flashy star photobombing my profile picture\u2014I'm just looking for a little minor disturbance with the right celestial body." | |
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