docs: upgrade README to ultra dank god mode

- Add short_description: "Deep Research Agent for the Strongest Boners"
- Add tagline: "Peer-reviewed boners only. We take evidence-based arousal very seriously."
- Add "Why DeepBoner?" section explaining the mission
- More example queries with emojis
- Enhanced features list
- Team credits with roles
- Hackathon section
- Medical disclaimer
- Closing tagline: "The science is rock solid."
- Pin the space
- Add more relevant tags

README.md

@@ -7,18 +7,24 @@ sdk: gradio
 sdk_version: "6.0.1"
 python_version: "3.11"
 app_file: src/app.py
-pinned: false
+pinned: true
 license: mit
+short_description: "Deep Research Agent for the Strongest Boners 💪🔬"
 tags:
   - mcp-in-action-track-enterprise
+  - mcp-hackathon
+  - agents
   - sexual-health
   - reproductive-medicine
   - hormone-therapy
   - wellness-research
-  - mcp-hackathon
   - pydantic-ai
   - llamaindex
   - modal
+  - pubmed
+  - clinical-trials
+  - evidence-based
+  - multi-agent
 ---
 
 # DeepBoner 🍆
@@ -26,24 +32,43 @@ tags:
 [![CI](https://github.com/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner/actions/workflows/ci.yml/badge.svg)](https://github.com/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner/actions/workflows/ci.yml)
 [![codecov](https://codecov.io/gh/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner/branch/main/graph/badge.svg)](https://codecov.io/gh/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner)
 
-AI-Native Sexual Health Research Agent
+> **"Peer-reviewed boners only. We take evidence-based arousal very seriously."** 🔬
+
+### AI-Powered Deep Research Agent for Sexual Health
+
+Making the world harder, one PubMed query at a time. 💪
+
+Deep research for sexual wellness, ED treatments, hormone therapy, libido, and reproductive health - **for all genders**. Because everyone deserves rock-solid scientific evidence for their intimate health questions.
 
-Deep research for sexual wellness, ED treatments, hormone therapy, libido, and reproductive health - for all genders.
+## Why DeepBoner?
+
+Sexual health is health. Period. Yet it remains one of the most under-researched and stigmatized areas of medicine. We built DeepBoner to:
+
+- **Break the stigma** - Ask your embarrassing questions to an AI, not a judgmental search engine
+- **Get real science** - Every answer backed by peer-reviewed research from PubMed & clinical trials
+- **Cover everyone** - ED, libido, hormones, menopause, HSDD, reproductive health - all genders welcome
+- **Stay current** - Access the latest clinical trials and preprints, not decade-old WebMD articles
 
 ## Features
 
-- **Multi-Source Search**: PubMed, ClinicalTrials.gov, Europe PMC
-- **MCP Integration**: Use our tools from Claude Desktop or any MCP client
-- **Modal Sandbox**: Secure execution of AI-generated statistical code
-- **LlamaIndex RAG**: Semantic search and evidence synthesis
+- 🔍 **Multi-Source Deep Search**: PubMed, ClinicalTrials.gov, Europe PMC - simultaneously
+- 🤖 **MCP Integration**: Use our tools from Claude Desktop or any MCP client
+- 🔒 **Modal Sandbox**: Secure execution of AI-generated statistical analysis
+- 🧠 **Smart Evidence Synthesis**: LLM-powered judge evaluates and synthesizes findings
+- ⚡ **Two Modes**: Simple (fast) or Advanced (multi-agent deep dive)
+- 🆓 **Free Tier Available**: Works without API keys (HuggingFace Inference)
 
 ## Example Queries
 
-- "What drugs improve female libido post-menopause?"
-- "Clinical trials for erectile dysfunction alternatives to PDE5 inhibitors?"
-- "Evidence for testosterone therapy in women with HSDD?"
-- "Drug interactions with sildenafil?"
-- "What's the latest research on flibanserin efficacy?"
+Ask anything about sexual health. We don't judge. The science does.
+
+- 💊 "What drugs improve female libido post-menopause?"
+- 🧪 "Clinical trials for ED alternatives to PDE5 inhibitors?"
+- 🔬 "Evidence for testosterone therapy in women with HSDD?"
+- ⚠️ "Drug interactions with sildenafil?"
+- 📊 "Latest research on flibanserin efficacy?"
+- 🩺 "Non-hormonal treatments for vaginal dryness?"
+- 💪 "Natural supplements for erectile function - what actually works?"
 
 ## Quick Start
 
@@ -122,11 +147,28 @@ Built with:
 
 ## Team
 
-- The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way
-- MarioAderman
-- EmployeeNo427
+Built with love (and rigorous methodology) by:
+
+- 🏆 **The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way** - Lead Developer
+- 🎮 **MarioAderman** - Agent Architecture
+- 🔧 **EmployeeNo427** - Infrastructure
+
+## Hackathon
+
+**MCP 1st Birthday Hackathon** - Track 2: MCP in Action (Enterprise)
+
+We believe sexual health research deserves the same AI-powered tooling as every other medical domain. This is our contribution to normalizing conversations about intimate health through technology.
+
+## Disclaimer
+
+⚠️ **This is a research tool, not medical advice.** Always consult a healthcare provider for personal medical decisions. We search the literature - we don't replace your doctor.
 
 ## Links
 
-- [GitHub Repository](https://github.com/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner)
-- [Social Media Post](https://x.com/VibeCoderMcSwag/status/1994591979070423086)
+- 🔗 [GitHub Repository](https://github.com/The-Obstacle-Is-The-Way/DeepBoner)
+- 🐦 [Launch Tweet](https://x.com/VibeCoderMcSwag/status/1994591979070423086)
+- 🤗 [HuggingFace Space](https://huggingface.co/spaces/MCP-1st-Birthday/DeepBoner)
+
+---
+
+*"The science is rock solid."* 🪨