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[
{
"id": "m1",
"username": "StreamWatcher99",
"text": "Is this live? Just hopped in lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 1.815600937688477
},
{
"id": "m7",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "Here for the physics lecture, fr",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 2.3098548971327193
},
{
"id": "m5",
"username": "AudioPhile",
"text": "Audio a bit low, but I can still hear him. 🔊",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 4.016525040738979
},
{
"id": "m8",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "Let's gooooooo 🚀",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 4.653944912189965
},
{
"id": "m6",
"username": "CasualViewer",
"text": "What's this about? Schrödinger's cat? 🤨",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 5.056994165728543
},
{
"id": "m4",
"username": "FirstChat",
"text": "First! 🙌",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 6.014198749388542
},
{
"id": "m3",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Wait, is that Edward Teller? The H‑bomb dad? 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 6.1528517648906895
},
{
"id": "m11",
"username": "HistoryBuff",
"text": "These old interviews are gold. Teller's a legend. 🔥",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 6.426126681838886
},
{
"id": "m2",
"username": "VHS_Retro",
"text": "Love the prod quality on these Web of Stories vids. Pure history 😎",
"anchor_id": "anc_0",
"displayTime": 7.618968974725409
},
{
"id": "m10",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "Is he talking about causality? LMAO",
"anchor_id": "anc_1",
"displayTime": 10.92617196081373
},
{
"id": "m9",
"username": "HelloWorld",
"text": "Hey everyone! 👋",
"anchor_id": "anc_1",
"displayTime": 15.511637433047223
},
{
"id": "m12",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "Ah yeah, predicting probs—core of QM. 🤓",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 33.338166391290905
},
{
"id": "m14",
"username": "ConfusedStudent",
"text": "So we can't know the future, just probs? 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 34.19570195909097
},
{
"id": "m19",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "Basics of the uncertainty principle, fam. 📚",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 35.087867673160716
},
{
"id": "m15",
"username": "BreakingBadFan",
"text": "Say my name... Heisenberg. 😎",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 36.784606067215464
},
{
"id": "m13",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Heisenberg's drop is right there. 🔥",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 37.72688575108081
},
{
"id": "m20",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "Future prediction loading… 99% error. LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_2",
"displayTime": 37.84615693371785
},
{
"id": "m16",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Can't predict the future with certainty—that's the gist. 🤯",
"anchor_id": "anc_3",
"displayTime": 55.279325597018044
},
{
"id": "m18",
"username": "SkepticalGuy",
"text": "Teller's accent is thick, I'm lost. 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_3",
"displayTime": 55.91542411003296
},
{
"id": "m21",
"username": "AliceInWonderland",
"text": "Curiouser and curiouser... 🐰",
"anchor_id": "anc_3",
"displayTime": 57.6447364352746
},
{
"id": "m17",
"username": "ParticleMan",
"text": "It's here now… where will it end up? 🤷‍♂️",
"anchor_id": "anc_3",
"displayTime": 57.928932584941215
},
{
"id": "m29",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "He's really breaking it down. LMAO",
"anchor_id": "anc_4",
"displayTime": 63.79770051314604
},
{
"id": "m22",
"username": "WaveFunction",
"text": "Here we go, wave‑particle duality! LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_5",
"displayTime": 72.52057116739967
},
{
"id": "m26",
"username": "QuantumMechanic",
"text": "The formalism of QM is tricky. fr",
"anchor_id": "anc_5",
"displayTime": 73.33827259419704
},
{
"id": "m28",
"username": "ObserverEffect",
"text": "Because it behaves as a wave in some cases. Pog",
"anchor_id": "anc_5",
"displayTime": 74.19676205144351
},
{
"id": "m27",
"username": "Realist",
"text": "It's hard to accept you can't measure both. bruh",
"anchor_id": "anc_6",
"displayTime": 84.03452808315194
},
{
"id": "m23",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Position & momentum at the same time? Impossible! wtf",
"anchor_id": "anc_7",
"displayTime": 89.29087821644546
},
{
"id": "m24",
"username": "EinsteinFan",
"text": "Einstein wasn't happy about it, as expected. no cap",
"anchor_id": "anc_8",
"displayTime": 96.36021819146552
},
{
"id": "m25",
"username": "HungarianHistory",
"text": "“Two of my Hungarian friends” – I wonder who? Wigner? Szilard? 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_8",
"displayTime": 96.62358431534672
},
{
"id": "m30",
"username": "LOLPhysics",
"text": "Einstein: God does not play dice. Teller: Hold my beer. 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_8",
"displayTime": 98.25672671429936
},
{
"id": "m31",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "The idea wasn't generally accepted for a long time. MonkaS",
"anchor_id": "anc_8",
"displayTime": 99.46075474096182
},
{
"id": "m40",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "He’s really digging into the philosophical objections. No cap.",
"anchor_id": "anc_9",
"displayTime": 109.82578301340666
},
{
"id": "m38",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Wigner's friend paradox vibes. LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_10",
"displayTime": 119.675585201286
},
{
"id": "m32",
"username": "HungarianHistory",
"text": "Vigdan? lol must be Wigner. Eugene Wigner. 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_10",
"displayTime": 120.67563118205017
},
{
"id": "m33",
"username": "PhilosopherKing",
"text": "The gripe? Observer messing with the state. 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_11",
"displayTime": 127.71769257615689
},
{
"id": "m39",
"username": "LogicGate",
"text": "If the observer disturbs the state, what even is objective reality? 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_12",
"displayTime": 135.28232224607024
},
{
"id": "m35",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "Yo, that’s the measurement problem. PogChamp",
"anchor_id": "anc_12",
"displayTime": 137.1347168094828
},
{
"id": "m36",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "Observer: *exists* → Quantum State: *collapsed* 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_12",
"displayTime": 138.13890905389601
},
{
"id": "m37",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Explaining the unknown with the unknown? Not a great feat. Savage. 👀",
"anchor_id": "anc_13",
"displayTime": 145.95516225041638
},
{
"id": "m34",
"username": "SkepticalGuy",
"text": "“I don’t know what an observer is.” Fair point, ngl. 🤷",
"anchor_id": "anc_15",
"displayTime": 158.96927913316108
},
{
"id": "m41",
"username": "HungarianHistory",
"text": "Eugene (Wigner) wouldn't even hear his answer? lol LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_16",
"displayTime": 177.17230116987844
},
{
"id": "m49",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "Finally the good stuff! 🙌 PogChamp",
"anchor_id": "anc_17",
"displayTime": 187.22951978818904
},
{
"id": "m46",
"username": "Historian",
"text": "John Franklin? IDK his role here. hmm",
"anchor_id": "anc_17",
"displayTime": 190.17335545751095
},
{
"id": "m43",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "SCHRÖDINGER'S CAT! I saw it coming 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_18",
"displayTime": 193.24328213445864
},
{
"id": "m48",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Famous story, sure. But is it a legit objection? 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_18",
"displayTime": 193.4445112112639
},
{
"id": "m45",
"username": "CatLover",
"text": "Why is it always a cat? 😢 bruh",
"anchor_id": "anc_18",
"displayTime": 193.9179084440882
},
{
"id": "m47",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "Here comes the cat tax 😂 Pepega",
"anchor_id": "anc_18",
"displayTime": 195.27812180608313
},
{
"id": "m42",
"username": "StoryTime",
"text": "Here’s the sharpest objection… drumroll pls! Pog",
"anchor_id": "anc_18",
"displayTime": 195.44232501527975
},
{
"id": "m44",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "First solid wave function? Schrödinger, duh. no cap",
"anchor_id": "anc_19",
"displayTime": 207.81029489692162
},
{
"id": "m50",
"username": "LabRat",
"text": "Radioactive stuff... alpha particle, lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_21",
"displayTime": 226.5980980741133
},
{
"id": "m55",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Classic setup: decay triggers poison. LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_21",
"displayTime": 229.45306921908593
},
{
"id": "m52",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "Setting up the box now, bruh",
"anchor_id": "anc_21",
"displayTime": 230.82484360810244
},
{
"id": "m57",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "He's breaking down the mechanism, fr",
"anchor_id": "anc_21",
"displayTime": 230.83559497168667
},
{
"id": "m53",
"username": "ObserverEffect",
"text": "A half‑second counter, lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_23",
"displayTime": 252.88553062430879
},
{
"id": "m54",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "If it decays, cat dies. Simple. Pog",
"anchor_id": "anc_24",
"displayTime": 260.1398902211931
},
{
"id": "m58",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Probability tied to observer opening the box. MonkaS",
"anchor_id": "anc_24",
"displayTime": 260.95939264834885
},
{
"id": "m51",
"username": "MathWhiz",
"text": "Probability: 50/50, no cap",
"anchor_id": "anc_24",
"displayTime": 261.4405588435748
},
{
"id": "m56",
"username": "SkepticalGuy",
"text": "This thought experiment is cruel af to the cat. Kappa",
"anchor_id": "anc_24",
"displayTime": 261.8787701529996
},
{
"id": "m60",
"username": "QuantumMechanic",
"text": "Coupling the rig to a poison door—Rube Goldberg vibes 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_25",
"displayTime": 267.7531104048955
},
{
"id": "m67",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "The horror door! 😱",
"anchor_id": "anc_26",
"displayTime": 276.623762558867
},
{
"id": "m59",
"username": "CatLover",
"text": "NO POISON! LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_26",
"displayTime": 276.85770471737544
},
{
"id": "m62",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "Quantum description = probability distribution 🤓",
"anchor_id": "anc_27",
"displayTime": 286.09691580286864
},
{
"id": "m66",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Superposition = pre‑obs state 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_27",
"displayTime": 287.7855058230116
},
{
"id": "m61",
"username": "SchrodingersCat",
"text": "I'm 50% alive, 50% dead. LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_28",
"displayTime": 297.40830285639686
},
{
"id": "m65",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "Big debt, half? Translation glitch? lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_28",
"displayTime": 297.8046218056552
},
{
"id": "m68",
"username": "LogicGate",
"text": "Does the cat know it's dead? Kappa",
"anchor_id": "anc_28",
"displayTime": 297.8865523721547
},
{
"id": "m63",
"username": "Realist",
"text": "Honestly? 'I don't know.' No cap",
"anchor_id": "anc_29",
"displayTime": 305.87656947572304
},
{
"id": "m64",
"username": "ObserverEffect",
"text": "Observer incoming... wavefunction collapse! Pog",
"anchor_id": "anc_29",
"displayTime": 307.2997535430014
},
{
"id": "m69",
"username": "ConfusedStudent",
"text": "Reviving it?? How do you even revive a dead cat? lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_30",
"displayTime": 313.79306383290776
},
{
"id": "m79",
"username": "CatLover",
"text": "As long as the cat is okay in my head lol",
"anchor_id": "anc_30",
"displayTime": 317.4919487567271
},
{
"id": "m71",
"username": "PhysicsNerd",
"text": "“I can't believe this is an objection published.” Savage, bruh.",
"anchor_id": "anc_31",
"displayTime": 323.6146308803865
},
{
"id": "m70",
"username": "QuantumCat",
"text": "He's roasting the objection LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_31",
"displayTime": 324.3724316710212
},
{
"id": "m76",
"username": "Historian",
"text": "Age‑old problem indeed. LUL",
"anchor_id": "anc_32",
"displayTime": 336.0270289019673
},
{
"id": "m74",
"username": "ScienceFan",
"text": "That's a strong stance. Objective reality 🤔",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 343.5342539428744
},
{
"id": "m78",
"username": "Realist",
"text": "Finally, some common sense in QM. PogChamp",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 343.5542398723155
},
{
"id": "m72",
"username": "DeepThinker",
"text": "Teller's take: the observer doesn't need to look for the state to be real. no cap",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 345.87991235811137
},
{
"id": "m77",
"username": "ObserverEffect",
"text": "So the cat is dead or alive regardless of us looking? wtf",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 346.0641922595727
},
{
"id": "m75",
"username": "PhilosopherKing",
"text": "He rejects the Copenhagen interpretation's reliance on the observer. Kappa",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 346.3839488400456
},
{
"id": "m73",
"username": "MemeLord",
"text": "I don't need to look. – Teller, probably 😂",
"anchor_id": "anc_33",
"displayTime": 348.0442945681518
}
]