Transcript Format (one scene per non-comment line):
SHOW|CHARACTER|SETUP|RESPONSE|ARCHETYPE|TENSION|VIOLATION_DISTANCE|WHY_IT_WORKS

ARCHETYPE values:
  status_assertion    — claiming higher status than reality supports
  self_delusion       — gap between self-image and reality exposed
  power_inversion     — low-status person turns out to be right
  anxiety_escalation  — small worry spirals to absurd conclusion
  social_fail         — attempt at social impression backfires
  misplaced_conf      — confident about entirely the wrong thing

TENSION values:
  social_embarrass    — threat of public embarrassment
  existential         — existential dread about something mundane
  status_threat       — someone's status is at risk
  identity_expose     — true identity or gap is revealed
  logic_collapse      — the logic of the situation collapses

VIOLATION_DISTANCE values:
  mild     — gentle, familiar, warm recognition
  moderate — clear incongruity, still comfortable
  sharp    — pointed, slightly uncomfortable but benign

All fields must be pipe-separated on a single line.
Lines starting with # are comments.