docs/premises_sample.json

{
  "_about": "Karate Weiner 4-koma premise bank — SAMPLE 10 for voice calibration. Formula: earnest absurd claim -> commitment to the bit -> reality flatly intrudes -> Weiner reframes reality as confirmation of mastery. {stance} = the learned stance's name; beats are skeletons for tiny-aya to adapt, not final captions.",
  "premises": [
    {
      "id": "roomba",
      "foil": "a robot vacuum",
      "misread": "a tireless student of footwork",
      "setting": "living room",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner presents his most devoted student, circling the room without rest",
        "Weiner demonstrates the {stance}; the vacuum continues, unmoved by greatness",
        "the vacuum bumps the same wall for the third time",
        "\"He patrols. I strike. The dojo is balanced.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "sprinkler",
      "foil": "a lawn sprinkler",
      "misread": "a master of rhythm who cannot be evaded",
      "setting": "front yard",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner vows to pass the sprinkler untouched using the {stance}",
        "he advances with total confidence",
        "he is completely soaked mid-pose",
        "\"I am cleansed. Round two.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "squirrel",
      "foil": "a squirrel",
      "misread": "a rival speed master",
      "setting": "park bench",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner challenges the squirrel to witness his {stance}",
        "he performs it flawlessly, eyes closed for effect",
        "the squirrel has taken his snack and left",
        "\"He strikes where the guard is weakest. The acorn was bait.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "traffic-cone",
      "foil": "a traffic cone",
      "misread": "an elder who has held one stance for decades",
      "setting": "parking lot",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner bows to the elder who has never once broken his stance",
        "Weiner attempts to match him with the {stance}",
        "Weiner hops in pain after testing the elder's stability with his foot",
        "\"Nine years he has held it. I lasted nine seconds.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "washing-machine",
      "foil": "a washing machine on spin cycle",
      "misread": "a drunken-style master",
      "setting": "laundry room",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner recognizes the legendary drunken style at once",
        "he mirrors the master's trembling form into the {stance}",
        "Weiner is on the floor; the machine clicks into rinse",
        "\"We sparred to a draw. It is still standing. Barely.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "microwave",
      "foil": "a microwave",
      "misread": "an impartial judge of kata",
      "setting": "kitchen",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner performs the {stance} before the unblinking judge",
        "he holds the final pose, awaiting the verdict",
        "DING. his leftovers are ready",
        "\"The bell. A perfect score. The judge does not lie.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "pigeon",
      "foil": "a pigeon standing on one leg",
      "misread": "the last living master of crane style",
      "setting": "rooftop",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner begs the master to teach him the {stance}",
        "he copies the master's form exactly",
        "the pigeon flies away mid-lesson",
        "\"The final lesson: leave before the student surpasses you.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "mirror",
      "foil": "his own reflection",
      "misread": "his strongest and most persistent rival",
      "setting": "dojo mirror wall",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner faces the rival who has studied his every technique",
        "he unleashes the {stance}; the rival matches it instantly",
        "they glare at each other, neither blinking",
        "\"Evenly matched. Every time. ...Suspicious.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "wind-chime",
      "foil": "a wind chime",
      "misread": "a sensei who speaks only in moments of true mastery",
      "setting": "porch",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner performs the {stance} for the silent sensei",
        "he holds the pose, waiting for the sensei's voice",
        "the wind does not blow",
        "\"Silence. The highest praise.\""
      ]
    },
    {
      "id": "wet-floor-sign",
      "foil": "a wet floor sign",
      "misread": "a fellow practitioner of the wide stance",
      "setting": "supermarket aisle",
      "beats": [
        "Weiner salutes a brother of the stance, training even here",
        "he joins him, sinking into the {stance}",
        "Weiner is flat on the wet floor beside the unmoved sign",
        "\"He warned me. A true master teaches without words.\""
      ]
    }
  ]
}