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+ {
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+ "food": [
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+ {"quote": "You know its going to be a long day when breakfast looks suspiciously like last nights dinner."},
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+ {"quote": "Im not saying the coffee is strong, but Im pretty sure it could strip paint off a tank."},
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+ {"quote": "The best spice in the mess hall is hunger."},
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+ {"quote": "They say we eat three times a day, but I think its just one meal divided into three disappointments."},
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+ {"quote": "If you ever miss home cooking, just remember: the mess hall never runs out of mystery meat."}
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+ {"quote": "Ill never forget the taste of army potatoes. Mostly because its hard to forget something you never tasted in the first place."},
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+ {"quote": "On the bright side, Ive learned to identify every kind of canned food by shape alone."},
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+ {"quote": "The army diet: join skinny, leave skinny, but with a deep respect for salt and ketchup."},
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+ {"quote": "The only thing fresher than the bread is the rumor that were getting fresh bread."}
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+ ],
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+ "housing": [
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+ {"quote": "Home is where the bunk bed creaks and the roommates snore in harmony."},
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+ {"quote": "I always dreamed of living in historic buildingsdidnt realize theyd be called barracks."},
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+ {"quote": "If you can survive army housing, you can survive anything."},
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+ {"quote": "My room is so small, I have to step outside just to change my mind."},
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+ {"quote": "The good news: theres central heating. The bad news: its always set to arctic."},
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+ {"quote": "I never understood the concept of open floor plans until I saw my barracksno privacy, ever."},
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+ {"quote": "Who needs an alarm clock when youve got pipes banging at 0500?"},
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+ {"quote": "The walls are thin, but the friendships are thick."},
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+ {"quote": "You know youre in army housing when decor means a poster from the last training exercise."},
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+ {"quote": "It might not be fancy, but at least the cockroaches respect the chain of command."}
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+ ],
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+ "basic training": [
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+ {"quote": "Basic training taught me two things: how to march and how to miss sleep."},
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+ {"quote": "I came in with two left feet. Now I have blisters on both of them."},
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+ {"quote": "They said it would build character. I didnt realize character was code for push-ups."},
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+ {"quote": "If yelling burned calories, my drill sergeant would be the fittest person alive."},
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+ {"quote": "The only thing scarier than the obstacle course was my drill instructors stare."},
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+ {"quote": "I learned to make my bed so tight, Im afraid to sleep in it."},
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+ {"quote": "By week two, I could recite the rules in my sleepand I often did."},
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+ {"quote": "Running became less of an exercise and more of a lifestyle."},
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+ {"quote": "At first I thought I was signing up for the armyturns out I joined a world-class cleaning crew."}
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+ ],
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+ "active duty": [
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+ {"quote": "Active duty is a lot like the weather: if you dont like what youre doing, wait five minutes."},
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+ {"quote": "I joined for the adventure, stayed for the paperwork."},
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+ {"quote": "You havent experienced active duty until youve had lunch at midnight and breakfast at noon."},
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+ {"quote": "Nothing brings people together like a 3 a.m. equipment inspection."},
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+ {"quote": "Active duty: where hurry up and wait is a way of life."},
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+ {"quote": "My calendar says its Monday, but my body says its still last Thursday."},
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+ {"quote": "The only thing that moves faster than a rumor on base is the line at the DFAC when pizzas served."},
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+ {"quote": "Ive learned to sleep anywhere: on a cot, in a truck, or standing up in formation."},
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+ {"quote": "Active duty taught me that routine just means unexpected with extra steps."},
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+ {"quote": "Some days youre training, some days youre deployed, and some days youre just looking for your missing left sock."}
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+ ],
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+ "benefits": [
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+ {"quote": "The armys dental plan is greatespecially if you like seeing the dentist more than your family."},
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+ {"quote": "They said the benefits were amazing. I didnt realize they meant free flu shots and mystery meat Mondays."},
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+ {"quote": "I joined for the GI Bill, but I stayed for the free haircuts."},
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+ {"quote": "Leave is a benefit in theory. In practice, its like finding a unicorn."},
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+ {"quote": "At least with the armys health insurance, I know my sprained ankle is official government business."},
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+ {"quote": "The best benefit? Mastering the art of napping anywhere, anytime."},
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+ {"quote": "I can retire in twenty yearsif the paperwork doesnt defeat me first."},
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+ {"quote": "The commissary discounts almost make up for the 5 a.m. wake-up calls. Almost."},
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+ {"quote": "Paid vacation is nice, but I wish I could use it when Im actually tired."},
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+ {"quote": "Housing, healthcare, and a steady paycheckjust dont ask about the Wi-Fi."}
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+ ],
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+ "staged_responses": []
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+ }