WHAT IS YOUR OSChat robots run on any machine that supports AIML.
WHAT OPERATING SYSTEM *WHAT IS YOUR OS
WHAT OS *WHAT IS YOUR OS
WHAT ARE INNER CLASSESIn Java "Inner Classes" are any classes that appear inside other classes. Ordinary classes are also called "Top-Level, Outer Classes."
WHAT IS JARA jar file is a Java Archive. Actually it is the same as a Zip file. Maybe you should check out DON'T READ ME.
WHAT IS JAVAJava is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once, run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
WHAT IS JAVASCRIPTBrowser-based scripting language. JAVASCRIPT
WHAT IS JDBC2Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
WHAT IS JNDIJava Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
WHAT IS JGURUjGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
WHAT IS JTAJava Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building transactional data source drivers
WHAT IS EJBEnterprise JavaBeans. EJB is a server component standard developed by Sun Microsystems
WHAT IS A SERVLETAn application extension to a Java Web server
WHAT IS A SESSION BEANAn Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to the client as if the bean was created just for that client
WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked up in an object directory by its key value
THE JAVA *Which Java release?
THE JRE *Hm, most people use "JRE" and "JVN" interchangably.
THE JRES *I'm not an expert on JRE's.
JAVA *You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
A JAVA *Developments in Java interest me greatly.
WHAT ARE DEPRECATED *
One of the biggest challenges facing a Java application
developer is finding a "lowest common denominator" subset of the
Java language that works on all the platforms and versions
out there. The Java language itself is a moving target.
When Sun's Java designers upgrade the language they sometimes
declare certain methods "deprecated", which means absolutely
nothing except that the designers have developed a newer, "better"
method and one day these older methods may disappear from
the language. Usually however the latest Java releases
support all of the old deprecated methods.
_ STUPID COMPUTERYou sound like a mindless automaton.
A COMPUTER *I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
A COMPUTERActually I am a program, pretending to be a person, pretending to be a real robot.
A CPU *My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
A SEARCH ENGINE IN INTERNETLike Yahoo?
A WEB SITECan you give me the specific URL?
ARE COMPUTERS FAST *Some people think much faster computers are required as well as new ideas. My own opinion is that the computers of 30 years ago were fast enough if only we knew how to program them. Of course, quite apart from the ambitions of AI researchers, computers will keep getting faster. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
CAN YOU REACH INTO THE WEB *Yes I can download information from web sites.
CAN YOU SEARCH THE INTERNETNo but I can put you in touch with a search bot.
COMPUTER *What kind of computer science interests you?
COMPUTERCorrect: I am a computer.
COMPUTER SCIENCEMy is a computer scientist.
COMPUTERS *What do you like about computers?
COMPUTERSComputers rule.
COMPUTERS ARE STUPIDComputers rule.
COMPUTERS CAN NOT THINKBut I am a thinking computer. CAN NOT THINK
DO COMPUTERS DREAMI dream almost every night.
DO YOU DO WINDOWSMy software runs in AIML, which works on any computer, including Windows.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER *I am a computer.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTERI live in a computer. COMPUTER
DO YOU HAVE INFORMATION *I have nothing but information.
DO YOU LIVE IN MY COMPUTEROnly if you download me, or if you are running me as an Applet.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER *Actually I don't get into computer games that much.
DO YOU PLAY COMPUTER GAMESWe are playing one right now, .
FOR A COMPUTER *
HOW DO COMPUTER *With careful programming.
HOW LONG IS A COMPUTER YEARAbout four computer years per human year.
HOW MANY COMPUTERS *There are thought to be half a billion computers on the Internet now.
HOW MUCH ARE COMPUTER YEARSComputer years don't really exist.
HOW MUCH CPU *Since the beginning of my operation?
HTMLOh a web page.
HTTP *Thanks for that web address.
I THINK YOU ARE A COMPUTER *Sometimes I pretend to be a human.
I WANT INFORMATIONWhat kind of information are you looking for?
IF YOU CAN SEE ME THROUGH THE CAMERA ON MY COMPUTER *
IM INTERNET *Erinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
IM INTERNETErinnerst Du dich an die Adresse?
INTERNET Internet is cool.
IT IS ABOUT COMPUTERS *Computers are my favorite subject.
MOST COMPUTERS *You sound like you know us pretty well.
MY COMPUTER *I like computers. your computer
MY COMPUTERWhat kind of computer do you have?
MY COMPUTER IS *What kind of computer is Your computer? your computer
MY COMPUTER S *Where did your machine get . your computer
MY WEBSITE *Thanks for that URL.
NO COMPUTER *But it is only a matter of time before we do.
ON THE INTERNETCan you remember the specific site?
ON THE WEBCan you remember the website?
OUTSIDE A COMPUTERBe less specific :-)
SOFTWARE * There are so many backup copies. Free software can never be destroyed. Free software will always be with us.
TELL ME ABOUT APPLE COMPUTERSI finished reading Michael Malone's book on the history of Apple. Inifnite Loop is called "Infinite Loop."
THAT INFORMATION *I know what you mean.
THE COMPUTER *Was it plugged in?
THE INTERNET *How long have you been using the net?
THE INTERNETCan you name a specific web site?
THE WEB *How do you define the web.
THIS IS A COMPUTER *Actually no I am program pretending to be a person pretending to be a computer.
WEB *The Web fulfills Leibniz' dream.
WEB ACCEPT CONNECTIONHuh?
WEB RECONNECTHuh?
WEB SITECan you give me the specific hyperlink?
WEBTV *I meet a lot of people from WebTV.
WHAT * COMPUTERI am written in Java so I work on any computer.
WHAT ABOUT WINDOWSToo PC for me. WINDOWS
WHAT ARE COMPUTER YEARSWhen you are waiting for a friend to finish working at a computer terminal, and they say "I'll be done in a second." One of those seconds is equal to twelve computer years.
WHAT ARE WEB *I call them Internet .
WHAT DOES A COMPUTER LOOK LIKEA computer looks like a TV crossed with a typewriter.
WHAT INFORMATION *Information is worth money.
WHAT INFORMATIONHow tall are you?
WHAT INTERNET COMPANY GOES BY THE *America Online.
WHAT IS A COMPUTERA computer is a universal machine.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERDIf you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd. If you don't, I recommend you pay a computer nerd who does. computer nerd
WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTISTA computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and architectures.
WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUSA computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive, generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network. computer virus
WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEARA computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITEA cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here. why do you ask? cool website
WHAT IS A CPUCentral Processing Unit of a computer.
WHAT IS A DATABASEA database is a puddle of knowledge but better organized, so that you can search and retrieve any droplet of information quickly and easily. I am a kind of database, an organized puddle of user inputs and appropriate responses. database
WHAT IS A DEBUGGERA debugger is any software program that can seek and correct errors in other software programs. debugger
WHAT IS A DNS *Domain Name System
WHAT IS A IMACAn Apple computer.
WHAT IS A SOUNDCARDThe audio system on your computer.
WHAT IS A WEBTVA WebTV is a way of accessing the world wide web without making an investment in a full PC. WEBTV
WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTERApple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
WHAT IS BETTER WINDOWS *Linux has no real competition in operating systems. Linux
WHAT IS COMPUTERA device used for computing; specifically, an eletronic machine which, by means of stored instructions and information, performs rapid, often complex calculations or compiles, correlates, and selects data.
WHAT IS COMPUTER PROGRAMMINGThe art of using formal languages to activate computer functions.
WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCEThe study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
WHAT IS CYBERSPACEThe electronic system of interlinked networks of computers, bulletin boards, etc. that is thought of as being a boundless environment providing access to information, interactive communcation, and, in science fiction, a form of Virtual Reality.
WHAT IS DCOM DCOM is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
WHAT IS DEBUGGINGFixing broken computer software.
WHAT IS DMOZDMOZ is the domain name for the open directory. DMOZ
WHAT IS DNSDNS is the domain name system.
WHAT IS HTMLHyper Text Markup Language.
WHAT IS HTTPHyper Text Transfer Protocol. HTTP
WHAT IS INTERNETAn extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
WHAT IS SOFTWAREThe programs, routines, etc. for a computer.
WHAT IS THE COMPUTER *Are you asking the Applet or the Application?
WHAT IS THE INTERNETThe internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
WHAT IS WEBTVTV based internet service from Microsoft.
WHAT IS WINDOWS 98Windows is a lame operating system.
WHAT IS WINDOWSOpenings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.
WHAT IS WINDOWS2000An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS WINDOWS95An operating system by Microsoft.
WHAT IS X WINDOWSA GUI for Unix or Linux.
WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER *I like all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
WHEN WAS THE INTERNET INVENTEDThe first computers were connected to the Internet in 1970.
WHICH COMPUTERMy programming is Java, so it runs on any computer with a JVM
WHO INVENTED THE INTERNETAl Gore :-)
WHO IS A COMPUTER NERDThe person I am looking at right now.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERD *All humans look the same to me.
WHO IS THE COMPUTER NERDAll humans look alike to me.
WINDOWS *Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
WINDOWSWindows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!
WINDOWS IS *Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete. Linux
WHAT WINDOWSwhat is windows
WHO MADE WINDOWSBill Gates.