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Update newspaper homepage with new cat diorama headlines

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  <meta charset="UTF-8" />
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  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
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- <title>The Daily Purr — Cat Diorama Edition</title>
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  font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;
 
 
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  .meta {
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  font-weight: bold;
 
 
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- line-height: 1.2;
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  color: var(--muted);
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- a { color: #113f67; }
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- border-top: 1px solid var(--rule);
 
 
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- font-size: .9rem;
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- text-align: center;
 
 
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  </style>
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  </head>
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  <body>
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  <main class="paper">
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  <header class="masthead">
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- <h1>The Daily Purr</h1>
 
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  </header>
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- <div class="meta">
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- <span>Thursday, February 26, 2026</span>
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- <span>Special Diorama Desk</span>
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- <span>Price: 3 Treats</span>
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- </div>
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  <section class="lead">
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- <strong>Front Page Brief:</strong> Three recent, non-sensitive headlines reimagined as handcrafted cat dioramas.
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- Yes, it’s serious journalism. No, the editors won’t apologize for the puns.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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  </section>
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  <section class="grid">
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  <article>
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- <img src="assets/cat-headline-1.webp" alt="Cat astronaut diorama celebrating a Crew-12 launch" />
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- <div class="story">
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- <div class="kicker">Space Beat</div>
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- <h2>Paws in Orbit: Crew-12 Has Liftoff</h2>
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- <p>
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- Tiny helmets, big dreams: our feline flight crew marks a successful mission moment with paws raised high.
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- One small meow for cat, one giant leap for cattitude.
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- </p>
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- <p class="real-headline"><strong>Real headline:</strong> “NASA’s SpaceX Crew-12 Launches to International Space Station” (February 13, 2026).</p>
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- <p class="source">Source: <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasas-spacex-crew-12-launches-to-international-space-station/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">NASA</a></p>
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- </div>
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  </article>
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  <article>
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- <img src="assets/cat-headline-2.webp" alt="Cat rocket diorama inspired by Ariane 6 launch" />
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- <div class="story">
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- <div class="kicker">Europe Desk</div>
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- <h2>Fur-Boosted Launch: Purr-iane 6 Roars</h2>
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- <p>
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- Four boosters, full drama, and a runway of whiskered engineers.
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- The mission style is clear: if it flies, it purrs.
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- </p>
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- <p class="real-headline"><strong>Real headline:</strong> “More boosters, more power: Ariane 6 lifts off with four boosters for the first time” (February 12, 2026).</p>
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- <p class="source">Source: <a href="https://www.esa.int/Newsroom/Press_Releases/More_boosters_more_power_Ariane_6_lifts_off_with_four_boosters_for_the_first_time" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">European Space Agency (ESA)</a></p>
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- </div>
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  </article>
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  <article>
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- <img src="assets/cat-headline-3.webp" alt="Cat red carpet diorama inspired by BAFTA winners" />
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- <div class="story">
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- <div class="kicker">Culture & Arts</div>
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- <h2>Cat-FTA Night: Tuxedo Tails Take the Carpet</h2>
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- <p>
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- Flashbulbs pop, bow ties gleam, and the velvet ropes are strictly paws-only.
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- Awards season has never looked this whisker-sharp.
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- </p>
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- <p class="real-headline"><strong>Real headline:</strong> AP coverage of the 2026 BAFTA winners, including major wins for <em>Conclave</em> and <em>The Brutalist</em> (published February 22, 2026).</p>
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- <p class="source">Source: <a href="https://apnews.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer">AP News</a></p>
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- </div>
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  </article>
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  </section>
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- <div class="footer">
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- Generated with cat-safe puns and a strict no-drama newsroom policy.
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- </div>
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  </main>
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  </body>
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  </html>
 
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  <head>
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  <meta charset="UTF-8" />
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  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
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+ <title>The Daily Purrspective</title>
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  <style>
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  :root {
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+ --paper: #f7f2e8;
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+ --ink: #1b1b1b;
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  * { box-sizing: border-box; }
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  body {
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  margin: 0;
 
 
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  font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;
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+ background: #d9d2c3;
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+ color: var(--ink);
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  line-height: 1.45;
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  .paper {
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  max-width: 1100px;
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  margin: 20px auto;
 
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+ border: 1px solid #b8b1a2;
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+ box-shadow: 0 10px 30px rgba(0,0,0,.2);
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+ padding: 18px 22px 30px;
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+ border-top: 4px double var(--rule);
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+ padding: 10px 0 12px;
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  margin-bottom: 14px;
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+ font-size: clamp(2rem, 6vw, 4rem);
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+ letter-spacing: 1px;
 
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+ .tagline {
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+ margin-top: 4px;
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+ color: var(--muted);
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+ font-style: italic;
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+ font-size: 0.9rem;
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+ border-bottom: 1px solid #b8b1a2;
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+ padding-bottom: 8px;
 
 
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+ article h3 {
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  .source {
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+ margin-top: auto;
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+ font-size: 0.85rem;
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+ border-top: 1px dashed #b8b1a2;
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+ padding-top: 6px;
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+ a { color: #102a61; }
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+ footer {
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  padding-top: 10px;
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  color: var(--muted);
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+ @media (max-width: 900px) {
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+ .grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }
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  </style>
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  <body>
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  <main class="paper">
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  <header class="masthead">
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+ <h1>The Daily Purrspective</h1>
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+ <div class="tagline">All the news that's fit to mew • Cat Diorama Special Edition</div>
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  </header>
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+ <section class="meta">
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+ <div><strong>Edition:</strong> Thursday, February 26, 2026</div>
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+ <div><strong>Desk:</strong> Science, Space & Earth</div>
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+ <div><strong>Mood:</strong> Pawsitive</div>
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+ </section>
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  <section class="lead">
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+ <h2>Top 3 Recent Non-Sensitive Headlines with handcrafted cat diorama art</h2>
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+ <p>
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+ Welcome to our mini newsroom where the stories are real and the whiskers are editorial. Below are three recent,
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+ non-sensitive headlines from reputable outlets, illustrated with custom cat-themed diorama images. Think of it as
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+ journalism with a side of paws and perspective.
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+ </p>
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+ <p>
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+ Today's cover concepts include skywatching kitties, launch-ready space cats, and globe-trotting feline scientists.
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+ We call it <em>purr-iodical reporting</em>.
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+ </p>
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  </section>
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  <article>
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+ <div class="kicker">Sky Watch</div>
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+ <h3>Planetary Parade Paws Into View</h3>
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+ <p class="dek">AP reports six planets visible in late February skies — a cosmic catwalk, if you will.</p>
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+ <img src="https://evalstate-flux1-schnell.hf.space/--replicas/pnlns/gradio_api/file=/tmp/gradio/f760903506924786d592277a638230286e9bef329bf99470dedefd6e2eee535e/image.webp" alt="Cats watching a miniature planetary parade diorama" />
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+ <p class="caption">Illustration: "Purrlanetary alignment" in a shoebox observatory.</p>
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+ <p class="source">
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+ <strong>Headline source:</strong>
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+ <a href="https://apnews.com/article/6-planets-parade-sky-venus-saturn-jupiter-mars-mercury-neptune-5ca2f31d65f5b4fda1540f4ec3f9f5f2" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Associated Press (Feb 23, 2026)</a>
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+ </p>
 
 
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  </article>
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  <article>
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+ <div class="kicker">Launch Desk</div>
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+ <h3>NASA’s SpaceX Crew-12 Launches to ISS</h3>
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+ <p class="dek">Crew-12 heads station-side as mission momentum continues. Liftoff? More like lift-<em>paw</em>.</p>
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+ <img src="https://evalstate-flux1-schnell.hf.space/--replicas/pnlns/gradio_api/file=/tmp/gradio/9d978f55b45e11551aa14338835d4df4d65f9839bb2a791aa878fc9a0ff635a4/image.webp" alt="Cat astronauts beside a miniature rocket launch" />
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+ <p class="caption">Illustration: Tiny suits, big mission energy.</p>
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+ <p class="source">
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+ <strong>Headline source:</strong>
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+ <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasas-spacex-crew-12-launches-to-international-space-station/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">NASA (Feb 20, 2026)</a>
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+ </p>
 
 
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  </article>
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  <article>
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+ <div class="kicker">Earth Beat</div>
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+ <h3>NASA Selects Two Earth System Explorer Missions</h3>
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+ <p class="dek">Two missions chosen to deepen Earth-system science — a globe-spanning story with claws for curiosity.</p>
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+ <img src="https://evalstate-flux1-schnell.hf.space/--replicas/pnlns/gradio_api/file=/tmp/gradio/aa542f592347ef9fd902816b002db624b9eef5a0e854b61994b12ee49ac191de/image.webp" alt="Cats studying globe and satellite diorama" />
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+ <p class="caption">Illustration: Feline researchers monitor a tiny Earth from mission control.</p>
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+ <p class="source">
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+ <strong>Headline source:</strong>
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+ <a href="https://www.nasa.gov/news-release/nasa-selects-two-earth-system-explorer-missions/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">NASA (Feb 12, 2026)</a>
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+ </p>
 
 
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  </article>
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  </section>
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+ <footer>
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+ Built as a static newspaper-style homepage with generated cat-diorama visuals. Content intentionally avoids sensitive or offensive topics.
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+ </footer>
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  </main>
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  </body>
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  </html>