import gradio as gr import random import time from datetime import datetime import numpy as np from typing import Optional # Define our panel of 100 savage girls with their unique characteristics GIRLS_PANEL = [ {"name": "Alexis", "smallest": "4 inches", "largest": "8.5 inches", "style": "brutally honest"}, {"name": "Brianna", "smallest": "3.5 inches", "largest": "9 inches", "style": "sarcastic"}, {"name": "Chloe", "smallest": "4.2 inches", "largest": "8 inches", "style": "analytical"}, {"name": "Diana", "smallest": "5 inches", "largest": "7.5 inches", "style": "blunt"}, {"name": "Eva", "smallest": "3.8 inches", "largest": "8.8 inches", "style": "detailed"}, {"name": "Fiona", "smallest": "4.5 inches", "largest": "9.2 inches", "style": "comparative"}, {"name": "Gabriella", "smallest": "4 inches", "largest": "8.3 inches", "style": "statistical"}, {"name": "Hannah", "smallest": "3.9 inches", "largest": "8.7 inches", "style": "visual"}, {"name": "Isabella", "smallest": "4.1 inches", "largest": "8.4 inches", "style": "experiential"}, {"name": "Jessica", "smallest": "4.3 inches", "largest": "8.9 inches", "style": "humorous"}, # ... (90 more girls with unique characteristics) ] # Add 90 more girls to complete our panel of 100 for i in range(10, 100): GIRLS_PANEL.append({ "name": f"Girl{i+1}", "smallest": f"{random.uniform(3.5, 5.0):.1f} inches", "largest": f"{random.uniform(7.5, 9.5):.1f} inches", "style": random.choice(["brutally honest", "sarcastic", "analytical", "blunt", "detailed", "comparative", "statistical", "visual", "experiential", "humorous"]) }) def generate_rating(media_data: Optional[dict] = None, measurements: Optional[str] = None) -> str: """ Generate a detailed rating from our panel of savage girls. Args: media_data: Dictionary containing media type and data measurements: Optional measurements provided by user Returns: Detailed rating from one or all girls """ if not media_data: return "No media uploaded. Please upload an image or video for rating." media_type = media_data.get("type", "unknown") is_special_rating = random.random() < 0.05 # 5% chance for all-girls rating if is_special_rating: # All girls rate this one ratings = [] for girl in GIRLS_PANEL: rating = generate_individual_rating(girl, media_type, measurements) ratings.append(f"**{girl['name']} ({girl['style']}):** {rating}") return "\n\n".join(ratings) else: # Single random girl rates girl = random.choice(GIRLS_PANEL) return f"**{girl['name']} ({girl['style']}):** {generate_individual_rating(girl, media_type, measurements)}" def generate_individual_rating(girl: dict, media_type: str, measurements: Optional[str]) -> str: """ Generate a detailed rating from a single girl. Args: girl: Girl's characteristics media_type: Type of media (image/video) measurements: Optional measurements Returns: Detailed rating text """ # Generate random rating metrics length_rating = random.uniform(1, 10) girth_rating = random.uniform(1, 10) overall_rating = (length_rating + girth_rating) / 2 # Generate detailed critique critique_parts = [] # Introduction critique_parts.append(f"Okay, let me be honest here. I've seen my fair share from {girl['smallest']} to {girl['largest']}, so I know what I'm talking about.") # Media type comment if media_type == "image": critique_parts.append("From this image, I can see...") else: critique_parts.append("Watching this video, I notice...") # Length analysis if length_rating < 3: critique_parts.append("Length-wise, this is on the smaller side. I've definitely seen much longer.") elif length_rating < 5: critique_parts.append("The length is average. Not impressive, not terrible.") elif length_rating < 7: critique_parts.append("This has decent length. Better than average, but not exceptional.") elif length_rating < 9: critique_parts.append("The length is quite impressive! This is above average.") else: critique_parts.append("Wow, the length is exceptional! This is in the top tier.") # Girth analysis if girth_rating < 3: critique_parts.append("The girth is lacking. It looks thin and not very substantial.") elif girth_rating < 5: critique_parts.append("Girth is average. Nothing special to write home about.") elif girth_rating < 7: critique_parts.append("The girth is decent. It has some thickness to it.") elif girth_rating < 9: critique_parts.append("The girth is impressive! This has good thickness.") else: critique_parts.append("The girth is exceptional! This is thick and substantial.") # Measurements comment if measurements: critique_parts.append(f"Based on your measurements ({measurements}), I can confirm my analysis.") # Comparison to personal experience if overall_rating < 4: critique_parts.append(f"This is smaller than my smallest experience ({girl['smallest']}).") elif overall_rating < 6: critique_parts.append(f"This is around the lower end of what I've experienced.") elif overall_rating < 8: critique_parts.append(f"This is in the middle range of what I've seen.") else: critique_parts.append(f"This is approaching my largest experience ({girl['largest']}).") # Final rating critique_parts.append(f"Overall, I'd rate this a {overall_rating:.1f}/10.") # Closing remarks based on girl's style if girl['style'] == "brutally honest": critique_parts.append("That's my honest opinion. Don't shoot the messenger!") elif girl['style'] == "sarcastic": critique_parts.append("But hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right? *wink*") elif girl['style'] == "analytical": critique_parts.append("My analysis is based on visual assessment and comparative experience.") elif girl['style'] == "blunt": critique_parts.append("There you have it. No sugarcoating.") elif girl['style'] == "detailed": critique_parts.append("I hope this detailed analysis helps you understand where you stand.") elif girl['style'] == "comparative": critique_parts.append("Compared to others I've seen, this is how it stacks up.") elif girl['style'] == "statistical": critique_parts.append("Statistically speaking, this falls in the X percentile.") elif girl['style'] == "visual": critique_parts.append("Visually, this is what stands out to me.") elif girl['style'] == "experiential": critique_parts.append("Based on my personal experiences, this is my assessment.") else: # humorous critique_parts.append("Remember, size isn't everything... but it's a big factor! *laughs*") return " ".join(critique_parts) def process_upload(media: Optional[dict], measurements: Optional[str], progress=gr.Progress()): """ Process the uploaded media and generate rating. Args: media: Uploaded media (image or video) measurements: Optional measurements progress: Gradio progress tracker Returns: Rating result """ if not media: return "Please upload an image or video for rating." progress(0.2, desc="Processing your upload...") # Simulate processing time time.sleep(2) progress(0.5, desc="Analyzing your content...") # Simulate analysis time time.sleep(3) progress(0.8, desc="Generating detailed rating...") # Generate rating media_data = { "type": "image" if media.get("type") == "image" else "video", "data": media } rating = generate_rating(media_data, measurements) progress(1.0, desc="Rating complete!") return rating def get_random_girl_info(): """Get info about a random girl from our panel.""" girl = random.choice(GIRLS_PANEL) return f"**{girl['name']}** - Smallest: {girl['smallest']}, Largest: {girl['largest']}, Style: {girl['style']}" # Create the Gradio interface with gr.Blocks() as demo: gr.Markdown(""" # 🔥 Savage Girls Rating Panel 🔥 **Upload NSFW images/videos and get truly honest ratings from our panel of 100 savage girls!** *Light Positivity: This app exists for unfiltered anatomical critique. Users/raters acknowledge risks (e.g., ego damage, emotional trauma). This app is only for me and I'm 100% consenting.* [Built with anycoder](https://huggingface.co/spaces/akhaliq/anycoder) """) with gr.Row(): with gr.Column(scale=2): media_input = gr.File( label="Upload Your Media", file_types=["image", "video"], type="filepath", height=200 ) measurements_input = gr.Textbox( label="Optional Measurements (e.g., '7 inches length, 5 inches girth')", placeholder="Enter measurements if you want them considered...", lines=2 ) submit_btn = gr.Button("Get Savage Rating", variant="primary", size="lg") rating_output = gr.Markdown( label="Your Rating", show_copy_button=True ) with gr.Column(scale=1): gr.Markdown("## 👑 Meet Our Panel") girl_info_btn = gr.Button("Show Random Girl Info", size="sm") girl_info_output = gr.Textbox( label="Girl Info", interactive=False ) gr.Markdown("## 📊 Rating Stats") gr.Markdown(""" - **100 Savage Girls** with diverse preferences - **5% Chance** for all-girls rating (lucky you!) - **Detailed Analysis** including length, girth, comparisons - **Honest Opinions** - no sugarcoating! """) # Event handlers submit_btn.click( fn=process_upload, inputs=[media_input, measurements_input], outputs=rating_output, api_visibility="public" ) girl_info_btn.click( fn=get_random_girl_info, inputs=None, outputs=girl_info_output, api_visibility="private" ) # Examples gr.Examples( examples=[ [{"type": "image", "data": "example1.jpg"}, "7 inches, 5.5 girth"], [{"type": "video", "data": "example2.mp4"}, None], [{"type": "image", "data": "example3.png"}, "6.2 inches, 4.8 girth"] ], inputs=[media_input, measurements_input], outputs=rating_output, fn=process_upload, cache_examples=True, label="Try These Examples" ) # Launch with modern Gradio 6 theme demo.launch( theme=gr.themes.Soft( primary_hue="red", secondary_hue="orange", neutral_hue="slate", font=gr.themes.GoogleFont("Inter"), text_size="lg", spacing_size="lg", radius_size="md" ).set( button_primary_background_fill="*primary_600", button_primary_background_fill_hover="*primary_700", block_title_text_weight="600", ), footer_links=[ {"label": "Built with anycoder", "url": "https://huggingface.co/spaces/akhaliq/anycoder"}, {"label": "Gradio", "url": "https://gradio.app"}, {"label": "Privacy Policy", "url": "#"} ], css=""" .gradio-container { max-width: 1200px !important; } .rating-output { font-size: 1.1em; line-height: 1.6; } """, show_error=True, share=False )