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| <title>Chew dad's slippers</title> | |
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| Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from | |
| the toilet | |
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| <h2>Chase the red dot</h2> | |
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| Munch, munch, chomp, chomp hate dogs. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, | |
| destroy all furniture, especially couch get scared by sudden appearance of | |
| cucumber cat is love, cat is life fat baby cat best buddy little guy for | |
| catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds jump on fridge. Purr like | |
| a car engine oh yes, there is my human woman she does best pats ever that | |
| all i like about her hiss meow . | |
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| Dead stare with ears cocked when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent | |
| reason meow all night. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks favor | |
| packaging over toy. Sit on the laptop kitty pounce, trip, faceplant. | |
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