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<title>Ansh Seth - Professional Unemployed</title>
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<h1 class="text-5xl md:text-7xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-2">
<span class="text-yellow-600">Ansh</span>
<span class="text-gray-600">Seth</span>
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<p class="text-xl text-gray-600">
<i class="fas fa-trash-alt mr-2"></i> Professional Unemployed
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<i class="fas fa-skull-crossbones mr-1"></i> Currently Accepting Rejections
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TRASH TIER
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<h3 class="text-2xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-2">Ansh "The Trash" Seth</h3>
<p class="text-gray-700 mb-4">
<i class="fas fa-map-marker-alt mr-2"></i> Mom's Basement, Unemploymentville
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"Why work when you can scroll?"
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<p class="text-3xl font-bold text-yellow-600">427</p>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Days Unemployed</p>
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<div class="bg-gray-200 rounded-lg p-3 text-center">
<p class="text-3xl font-bold text-red-500">112</p>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Job Rejections</p>
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<p class="text-3xl font-bold text-green-600">3</p>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Interviews</p>
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<p class="text-3xl font-bold text-blue-500">∞</p>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Netflix Hours</p>
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<h3 class="text-2xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-4 flex items-center">
<i class="fas fa-star mr-2"></i> Special Skills
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<div class="bg-yellow-500 p-2 rounded-full mr-3">
<i class="fas fa-bed text-white"></i>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">Professional Napping</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Can sleep through multiple alarms</p>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">Snack Consumption</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Can finish family-size chips in one sitting</p>
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<i class="fas fa-scroll text-white"></i>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">Excuse Generation</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Creative reasons for not applying to jobs</p>
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<h3 class="text-2xl font-bold text-gray-800 mb-6 flex items-center">
<i class="fas fa-times-circle text-red-500 mr-2"></i> Wall of Rejections
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">Google - Janitorial Position</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700">"Overqualified for mopping floors"</p>
<p class="text-gray-500 text-sm">April 15, 2023</p>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">McDonald's - Fry Cook</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700">"Lack of enthusiasm for french fries"</p>
<p class="text-gray-500 text-sm">March 3, 2023</p>
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<i class="fas fa-times text-red-500"></i>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800">Local Library - Book Shelver</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700">"Too much napping in the aisles during interview"</p>
<p class="text-gray-500 text-sm">February 28, 2023</p>
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800 mb-1">Morning</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Wake up at noon, contemplate life choices</p>
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<div class="text-yellow-600 mb-2">
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800 mb-1">Evening</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Lie on couch, apply to 0 jobs</p>
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<div class="text-yellow-600 mb-2">
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<h4 class="font-bold text-gray-800 mb-1">Night</h4>
<p class="text-gray-700 text-sm">Stay up late gaming, regret next morning</p>
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<footer class="text-center text-gray-600 bg-gray-300 p-4 rounded-lg">
<p>© 2023 Ansh Seth - Professional Unemployed Person</p>
<p class="mt-2 text-sm">
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This website is as useless as my job prospects
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<i class="fas fa-comment-dots mr-2"></i> Complain About Unemployment
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