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This is a fart joke "ββ 2. Why do farts not perform well at school?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 3. Why are silent farts named ninja farts?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 4. How do you know a clown farted?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 5. Whatβs invisible and smells like carrots?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 6. What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 7. What is invisible and smells like worms?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 8. What do you call a ghost fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 9. Do you know whatβs scary?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 10. A fart is like success.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 12. I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 13. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 14. What are gassy surfers afraid of the most?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 15. I farted at work yesterday, and my coworker opened the window.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 16. I didnβt fartβ¦
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This is a fart joke "ββ 17. My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 18. How would you biologically describe a fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 19. I didnβt fart in front of my partner until we got married.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 20. Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 21. An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night when the woman turns to her husband and says, βIβve just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?β
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This is a fart joke "ββ 22. Whatβs the ideal weight of a fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 23. Why wonβt the skeleton fart in public?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 25. If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound, would you smell it before you heard it?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 26. Why did the chicken cross the road?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 27. Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 28. Did you hear the one about the blind and heartbroken skunk?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 29. Why did everyone notice when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 30. Farting on an elevator is probably the worst thing you can do.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 31. Farts are like children.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 32. Why do farts smell?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 33. What do you call someone who only farts alone at home?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 34. What did the menstrual pad write on the βthank youβ note to the fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 35. I used to tell a lot of jokes about farting until everybody told me that they stunk.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 36. Why is it a bad idea to fart in church?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 37. I donβt fart. I whisper in my pants!
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This is a fart joke "ββ 38. I used to cough in public to hide my farts, but now I fart in public to hide my coughs.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 39. Why is love like a fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 40. Frank farted in the classroom, so his teacher threw him out.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 41. Laugh and the world laughs with you.
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This is a fart joke "ββ 42. Whatβs the difference between a pun and a fart?
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This is a fart joke "ββ 43. I just farted on my wallet.
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