Update src/streamlit_app.py

src/streamlit_app.py

@@ -2,39 +2,130 @@ import altair as alt
 import numpy as np
 import pandas as pd
 import streamlit as st
+import random
 
-"""
-# Welcome to Streamlit!
+st.set_page_config(page_title="✨ B R A I N   M E L T   S P I R A L ✨", layout="wide")
 
-Edit `/streamlit_app.py` to customize this app to your heart's desire :heart:.
-If you have any questions, checkout our [documentation](https://docs.streamlit.io) and [community
-forums](https://discuss.streamlit.io).
+st.markdown(
+    """
+    # 🌪️ HYPER-DEGENERATE SPIRAL OF CHAOS v2.0 🌪️
+    **Warning:** May cause temporary loss of sanity, eye strain, and existential dread.
+    Turn your sound on if you're brave.  
+    (jk there's no sound… yet)
+    """,
+    unsafe_allow_html=True
+)
 
-In the meantime, below is an example of what you can do with just a few lines of code:
-"""
+# ─── Controls ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+col1, col2, col3, col4 = st.columns(4)
 
-num_points = st.slider("Number of points in spiral", 1, 10000, 1100)
-num_turns = st.slider("Number of turns in spiral", 1, 300, 31)
+with col1:
+    num_points = st.slider("Points (more = epilepsy)", 500, 80000, 15000, step=500)
+with col2:
+    num_turns = st.slider("Turns (higher = portal to hell)", 5, 800, 69, step=1)
+with col3:
+    chaos_factor = st.slider("Chaos juice", 0.0, 12.0, 3.8, step=0.1)
+with col4:
+    color_mode = st.radio("Color insanity level", ["Psychotic rainbow", "Strobo-seizure", "Drunk lava lamp", "Cursed pastel goth"])
 
+speed = st.slider("Animation speed (ms per frame)", 10, 600, 80, step=10)
+trail_length = st.slider("Trail memory (0 = no mercy)", 0.0, 1.0, 0.92, step=0.01)
+shake = st.checkbox("Enable camera epilepsy (shake)", True)
+glitch = st.checkbox("Enable digital glitch corruption", True)
+
+# ─── Generate base spiral ────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 indices = np.linspace(0, 1, num_points)
-theta = 2 * np.pi * num_turns * indices
-radius = indices
+theta = 2 * np.pi * num_turns * indices * (1 + np.random.uniform(-0.02, 0.02, num_points))
+
+# radius goes from 0 → 1 → 0 → 1.5 → chaos
+radius = indices ** 0.6
+radius += chaos_factor * 0.4 * np.sin(indices * 40 + np.random.randn(num_points)*3)
+radius *= 1 + 0.7 * np.sin(indices * 130)
 
 x = radius * np.cos(theta)
 y = radius * np.sin(theta)
 
+# extra dimension of suffering
+z_noise = np.random.randn(num_points) * chaos_factor * 2.5
+size_noise = np.abs(np.random.randn(num_points)) ** 0.7 * 120 + 10
+
 df = pd.DataFrame({
     "x": x,
     "y": y,
+    "z_noise": z_noise,
+    "size": size_noise,
     "idx": indices,
-    "rand": np.random.randn(num_points),
+    "rand": np.random.uniform(-1,1,num_points),
 })
 
-st.altair_chart(alt.Chart(df, height=700, width=700)
-    .mark_point(filled=True)
-    .encode(
-        x=alt.X("x", axis=None),
-        y=alt.Y("y", axis=None),
-        color=alt.Color("idx", legend=None, scale=alt.Scale()),
-        size=alt.Size("rand", legend=None, scale=alt.Scale(range=[1, 150])),
-    ))
+# ─── Color madness ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+if color_mode == "Psychotic rainbow":
+    df["color"] = df["idx"] * 360
+    color_scale = alt.Scale(domain=[0,360], scheme="rainbow", clamp=True)
+elif color_mode == "Strobo-seizure":
+    df["color"] = np.random.randint(0,360,num_points)
+    color_scale = alt.Scale(domain=[0,360], scheme="category20", clamp=True)
+elif color_mode == "Drunk lava lamp":
+    df["color"] = np.sin(df["idx"]*30 + df["rand"]*10) * 180 + 180
+    color_scale = alt.Scale(scheme="turbo")
+else:  # cursed pastel goth
+    df["color"] = (df["idx"] * 90 + df["rand"]*180) % 360
+    color_scale = alt.Scale(scheme="pastel1")
+
+# ─── The cursed chart ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+base = alt.Chart(df, height=780, width=780).transform_filter(
+    alt.datum.idx <= st.session_state.get("progress", 1.0)
+)
+
+points = base.mark_point(filled=True, opacity=0.9).encode(
+    x=alt.X("x", axis=None),
+    y=alt.Y("y", axis=None),
+    color=alt.Color("color", scale=color_scale, legend=None),
+    size=alt.Size("size", scale=alt.Scale(range=[0.5, 380]), legend=None),
+)
+
+if shake:
+    # fake camera shake via tiny random translate
+    shake_x = np.random.uniform(-1.5, 1.5) * chaos_factor
+    shake_y = np.random.uniform(-1.5, 1.5) * chaos_factor
+    points = points.transform_calculate(
+        x_shake=f"datum.x + {shake_x}",
+        y_shake=f"datum.y + {shake_y}"
+    ).encode(x="x_shake:Q", y="y_shake:Q")
+
+# very fake glitch effect
+if glitch and random.random() < 0.18:
+    glitch_amount = random.uniform(0.03, 0.25)
+    points = points.transform_calculate(
+        x_glitch=f"datum.x + (random() < 0.4 ? (random()-0.5)*{glitch_amount*30} : 0)",
+        y_glitch=f"datum.y + (random() < 0.6 ? (random()-0.5)*{glitch_amount*40} : 0)"
+    ).encode(x="x_glitch:Q", y="y_glitch:Q")
+
+chart = points.properties(
+    title="YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE COME HERE"
+)
+
+# ─── Animation logic (fake progressive reveal) ───────────────────────────────
+if "progress" not in st.session_state:
+    st.session_state.progress = 0.0
+
+st.altair_chart(chart, use_container_width=True)
+
+# auto-animate
+if st.button("LAUNCH INTO THE VOID", type="primary"):
+    st.session_state.progress = 0.0
+
+progress = st.session_state.progress
+progress += 0.004 / (speed/100)
+progress = min(1.0, progress)
+st.session_state.progress = progress
+
+# trail fade simulation (very fake)
+st.markdown(
+    f'<div style="position:absolute; top:0; left:0; right:0; bottom:0; '
+    f'background:rgba(0,0,0,{1-trail_length}); pointer-events:none;"></div>',
+    unsafe_allow_html=True
+)
+
+st.markdown("---")
+st.caption("Made with love, regret, and way too much numpy")