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There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with. | 1 | 1 |
Come on. You're going out with a guy. | 1 | 1 |
There's gotta be something wrong with him. | 1 | 1 |
So does he have a hump and a hair piece? | 1 | 1 |
Wait. Does he eat chalk? | 1 | 1 |
I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh. | 1 | 1 |
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. | 1 | 1 |
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex. | 1 | 1 |
Sounds like a date to me. | 1 | 1 |
I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria... | 1 | 1 |
...and I realize I'm totally naked. | 1 | 1 |
- Oh, yeah. - I've had that dream. | 1 | 1 |
Then I look down and I realize there is a phone... | 1 | 1 |
- Instead of... - That's right! | 1 | 1 |
MONICA: That one, I've never had. PHOEBE: No. | 1 | 1 |
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. | 1 | 1 |
And it turns out it's my mother. | 1 | 1 |
Which is very, very weird because she never calls me. | 1 | 1 |
This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself. | 1 | 1 |
Are you okay, sweetie? | 1 | 1 |
I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth... | 1 | 1 |
...and tied it around my neck. - Cookie? | 1 | 1 |
Carol moved her stuff out today. | 1 | 1 |
PHOEBE & JOEY: Oh. | 1 | 1 |
- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks. | 1 | 1 |
No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura. | 1 | 1 |
Just leave my aura alone, okay? | 1 | 1 |
I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy. | 1 | 1 |
- No, you don't. - No, I don't. | 1 | 1 |
To hell with her. She left me! | 1 | 1 |
And you never knew she was a lesbian. | 1 | 1 |
Why does everyone keep fixating on that? | 1 | 1 |
She didn't know. How should I know? | 1 | 1 |
Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. | 1 | 1 |
Did I say that out loud? | 1 | 1 |
All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. | 1 | 1 |
You're angry. You're hurting. | 1 | 1 |
Can I tell you what the answer is? | 1 | 1 |
Come on, you're single. Have some hormones. | 1 | 1 |
See, but I don't want to be single, okay? | 1 | 1 |
I just wanna be married again. | 1 | 1 |
And I just want a million dollars! | 1 | 1 |
Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God! | 1 | 1 |
I went to your building and this guy with a hammer said... | 1 | 1 |
...that you might be here, and you are. | 1 | 1 |
- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf. | 1 | 1 |
Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. | 1 | 1 |
This is everybody. This is Chandler and Phoebe... | 1 | 1 |
...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross? | 1 | 1 |
- Sure! - Hey. | 1 | 1 |
- Hi. - Oh, God. | 1 | 1 |
So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? | 1 | 1 |
Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding. | 1 | 1 |
I was in this room with all the presents... | 1 | 1 |
...and I was looking at this gravy boat. | 1 | 1 |
This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat. | 1 | 1 |
When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low? | 1 | 1 |
...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry. | 1 | 1 |
Then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: | 1 | 1 |
How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. | 1 | 1 |
You know, I mean, I always knew he looked familiar, but... | 1 | 1 |
Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering: | 1 | 1 |
"Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?" | 1 | 1 |
Anyway, I just didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart... | 1 | 1 |
...but you're the only person I know in the city. | 1 | 1 |
Who wasn't invited to the wedding. | 1 | 1 |
Oh, I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue. | 1 | 1 |
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON TV] | 1 | 1 |
I'm guessing he bought her the big pipe organ... | 1 | 1 |
...and she's really not happy about it. | 1 | 1 |
Daddy, I just... I can't marry him. | 1 | 1 |
I just don't love him. | 1 | 1 |
Well, it matters to me. | 1 | 1 |
CHANDLER: She should not be wearing those pants. | 1 | 1 |
I say push her down the stairs. | 1 | 1 |
ALL: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! | 1 | 1 |
[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD] | 1 | 1 |
Come on, Daddy, listen to me! | 1 | 1 |
It's like all of my life, everyone's always told me, "You're a shoe! | 1 | 1 |
You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" | 1 | 1 |
Then today I stopped and said, "What if I don't wanna be a shoe? | 1 | 1 |
What if I wanna be a purse? You know? | 1 | 1 |
I don't want you to buy me a hat, I am a hat. | 1 | 1 |
It's a metaphor, Daddy! | 1 | 1 |
You can see where he'd have trouble. | 1 | 1 |
Look, Daddy, it's my life. | 1 | 1 |
Well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. | 1 | 1 |
I guess we've established she's staying with Monica. | 1 | 1 |
Well, maybe that's my decision. | 1 | 1 |
Well, maybe I don't need your money. | 1 | 1 |
Wait! Wait! I said maybe! | 1 | 1 |
Okay. Just breathe, that's it. | 1 | 1 |
Just try to think of nice, calm things. | 1 | 1 |
[SINGING] Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens | 1 | 1 |
Doorbells and sleigh bells And something with mittens | 1 | 1 |
La la la something With string | 1 | 1 |
I'm all better now. | 1 | 1 |
MONICA: Look, this is probably for the best, you know? | 1 | 1 |
Independence. Taking control of your life. | 1 | 1 |
And, hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey. | 1 | 1 |
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