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I'm female to male transgender, so I haven't gotten my boobs removed yet, but downstairs, it's New Dick City.
Yeah!
New Dick...
New Dick City?
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
New Jack City.
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see new dick city as a film.
I don't know if that's up my alley 'cause, you know, I'm not into...
I'm not into dudes.
Oh, I... the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just...
It was a homosexual way to eat hot dogs.
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
- I just thought it was, like...
- Wow.
- Just trying to protein-load.
- I-I really thought you were into me.
I'm into you.
Like, as a... as a bro.
We are bros.
We are friends.
- Okay.
- Since these are going away, you mind if I just get a...
Just a bro... bro squeeze?
Bro, go for it, bro.
- As a dude.
As a bro thing.
- Mm-hmm.
Totally.
- It's a bro thing.
Wow!
- Yeah.
Those are squishier than I remember.
- Yeah.
They're squishy.
- Yeah.
It's been a while since I've jiggled one.
Dude, check this out.
I'm editing the scene right now that's going to get us into Sundance.
Awesome.
Awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I already have my threesome picked out.
- Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt...
- Nice.
Olivia Munn...
- Awesome.
- And Manny Pacquiao.
Wait, that's three people.
What are... where are you?
Oh, I watch.
My man.
All right.
Why don't you watch this?
I'm telling you, it's awesome.
You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
And don't you give him no lip now, okay?
Wave to your daddy now.
[Crying] Point to your daddy now.
Now just go on, now!
Get!
Just go on, now, get.
[Dramatic music]
♪
♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off
Wait!
Don't cut this man's dick off.
Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
Yeah.
Do that.
Ladies, let's turn this train around.
Give me a set of tweezers.
Let's reattach this man's shaft.
Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey.
Hey.
Huh?
Is it done?
Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
No.
What have I done?
- What did I do?
- Hey, buddy.
It's okay.
Just go ahead and reach down and grab your groin.
No.
I'm touching it.
I'm not touching it!
Trust us.
I still have my boy muscle?
You still have your boy muscle.
That's fucking sick, but, Blake, what about your baby penis?
You know, all you guys, you like me for me, and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
You know, she'll probably have a tiny little pussy.
[Laughs]
- Not a baby.
- Ew.
Yeah.
- That's what I was thinking.
- He was.