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- First day of the rest of my life. |
So you know that I don't support this in any way, right? |
- But I really hope you don't die in there, man. |
Let's give him a little space. |
- Mom from Home Improvement. |
She'll chub ya. |
- Hidy ho, patients! |
♪ Been lookin' for a lover ♪ |
- I go everywhere Dr. Johnson goes. |
- Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is? |
In my boxer briefs, except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent, so I didn't even do any laundry. |
- God, as soon as I met you, |
I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's dicks. |
- I-I'm one of Dr. Johnson's patients as well as his assistant. |
New Dick—New Dick City? |
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see New Dick City as a film. |
I'm not into— I'm not into dudes. |
- Oh, the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just... |
- There's a homosexual way to eat hot dogs. |
I just thought it was, like... |
- Just trying to protein-load. |
- Yeah, I really thought you were into me. |
Like, as a—as a bro. |
- Since these are going away, you mind if I just get a— Just a bro—bro squeeze? |
- Bro, go for it, bro. |
- Those are squishier than I remember. |
Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt... |
- Olivia Munn... |
- Wait, that's three people. |
What are—Where are you? |
- Oh, I watch. |
- You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj. |
Point to your daddy now. |
- ♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off ♪ |
- Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on. |
- Ladies, let's turn this train around. |
- Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland? |
- I still have my boy muscle? |
- You still have your boy muscle. |
- That's fucking sick. |
But, Blake, what about your baby penis? |
- You know, all you guys, you like me for me, and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have. |
- Also, I'd like to make an announcement. |
I'm bro-choice. |
- Why come not? |
- Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something. |
- When you're here... all: |
- You didn't totally blow it. |
- Our bad. |
- Where'd my nuts go? |
- Tim Burton film. |
- I don't wanna suck it. |
I didn't ask you to suck it. |
[plopping] |
Yeah, but, uh, what if, um... [laughs] |
- [laughs] Blake... you can have my dick. |
- [laughing] It's yours. |
I put ketchup in here. [laughs] |
Did you... [both laugh] |
- And, uh... yeah, and a loofah probably. |
I got some tension building, so just sit down or something. [siren wails] |
- ♪ I've ♪ [both laughing] |
- [shrill laugh] Oh, my God! |
- In my boxer briefs, except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent, so I didn't even do any laundry. |
[crying] Point to your daddy now. |
[beatboxing] [beatboxing] [heart monitor beeping] |
- [laughs] I didn't ask you to suck it. |
- Did I say— [laughs] |
In my boxer briefs... |
I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's. |
Workaholics S04E05 (720p) Three and a Half Men |
"Stack is a, like, $50... $500." |
So stacks... |
You know, you know that action. |
- Like Super Size Me. |
a wart. |
- Okay, just sh... |
an opening next Friday. |
just a little bit shady. |
Need to reload... |
What are we do... |
What specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong? |
"Let me get a little..." |
Oh, it's all n..." |
just a bro... bro squeeze? |
[beatboxing] [heart monitor beeping] |
Dr. Dre once said, "stack is a, like, $50...$500." |
Oh, my God, you guys are shooting POV pornog, huh? |
- But we're gonna take it to T.A.C. |
People'll be like, "Oh, my God. |
You guys made that?" |
And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance! |
- That's cool that it's, like, a film festival. |
- Gonna get a new dick. [Laughing] |
So let me just get this straight, though. |
- What do you mean "shut up on set"? |
I mean, it' |
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