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- First day of the rest of my life.
So you know that I don't support this in any way, right?
- But I really hope you don't die in there, man.
Let's give him a little space.
- Mom from Home Improvement.
She'll chub ya.
- Hidy ho, patients!
♪ Been lookin' for a lover ♪
- I go everywhere Dr. Johnson goes.
- Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is?
In my boxer briefs, except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent, so I didn't even do any laundry.
- God, as soon as I met you,
I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's dicks.
- I-I'm one of Dr. Johnson's patients as well as his assistant.
New Dick—New Dick City?
I love that movie, but I don't know if I would see New Dick City as a film.
I'm not into— I'm not into dudes.
- Oh, the way you were eating those hot dogs, I just...
- There's a homosexual way to eat hot dogs.
I just thought it was, like...
- Just trying to protein-load.
- Yeah, I really thought you were into me.
Like, as a—as a bro.
- Since these are going away, you mind if I just get a— Just a bro—bro squeeze?
- Bro, go for it, bro.
- Those are squishier than I remember.
Uh, Joseph Gordon-Levitt...
- Olivia Munn...
- Wait, that's three people.
What are—Where are you?
- Oh, I watch.
- You're such a great penis, but I promised you to my braj.
Point to your daddy now.
- ♪ I'm cuttin' my dick off ♪
- Well, I was halfway through, but I guess I could sew it back on.
- Ladies, let's turn this train around.
- Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
- I still have my boy muscle?
- You still have your boy muscle.
- That's fucking sick.
But, Blake, what about your baby penis?
- You know, all you guys, you like me for me, and I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.
- Also, I'd like to make an announcement.
I'm bro-choice.
- Why come not?
- Well, I mean, we have to give Alice something.
- When you're here... all:
- You didn't totally blow it.
- Our bad.
- Where'd my nuts go?
- Tim Burton film.
- I don't wanna suck it.
I didn't ask you to suck it.
[plopping]
Yeah, but, uh, what if, um... [laughs]
- [laughs] Blake... you can have my dick.
- [laughing] It's yours.
I put ketchup in here. [laughs]
Did you... [both laugh]
- And, uh... yeah, and a loofah probably.
I got some tension building, so just sit down or something. [siren wails]
- ♪ I've ♪ [both laughing]
- [shrill laugh] Oh, my God!
- In my boxer briefs, except for I'm not wearing any right now, 'cause I'm out of detergent, so I didn't even do any laundry.
[crying] Point to your daddy now.
[beatboxing] [beatboxing] [heart monitor beeping]
- [laughs] I didn't ask you to suck it.
- Did I say— [laughs]
In my boxer briefs...
I knew we were gonna be sucking each other's.
Workaholics S04E05 (720p) Three and a Half Men
"Stack is a, like, $50... $500."
So stacks...
You know, you know that action.
- Like Super Size Me.
a wart.
- Okay, just sh...
an opening next Friday.
just a little bit shady.
Need to reload...
What are we do...
What specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong?
"Let me get a little..."
Oh, it's all n..."
just a bro... bro squeeze?
[beatboxing] [heart monitor beeping]
Dr. Dre once said, "stack is a, like, $50...$500."
Oh, my God, you guys are shooting POV pornog, huh?
- But we're gonna take it to T.A.C.
People'll be like, "Oh, my God.
You guys made that?"
And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!
- That's cool that it's, like, a film festival.
- Gonna get a new dick. [Laughing]
So let me just get this straight, though.
- What do you mean "shut up on set"?
I mean, it'